Nate, there have been recent reports that you feel one-year removed NBA All-Star Gerald Wallace would work better for us off the bench. Is that a fair assessment?
"Yes, I feel that he would work better for us in the second unit."
I'm going to jump start this process with a little intervention. Say it with me, Nate: Start.
That’s right, you can do this. Now: Gerald.
I am so proud of you! Just one more word: Wallace.
“On the bench.”
Okay, Nate, you’re not getting this. Do you remember Andre Miller?
And that trouble with Steve Blake?
“I wish we had Blake.”
I do to … coming off the bench.
“With Roy coming back—”
Now, this is exactly what I’m talking about. Stop it
"I could start Steve, and play Dre alongside Wallace on that second unit--"
You are not listening! That kind of thinking's why KP had to trade Blake.
"--second unit, you know--"
No, I don’t know.
"--would present match-up problems for opposing--"
Dear God! With the injuries, we don’t have a second unit.
"--teams on a nightly--"
Help! Help! Men in white overalls, stat!
"--basis. With Steve pulling the major minutes--"
Take me now, Lord, take me, now!