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The Onion - Strongside/Weakside: Bill Walton
From a reliable news source. A few small excepts: Strongside: - Abstained from getting high for one game in 1972. - Remarkable court vision allows him to see entire game, as well as rainbows, calliopes, clowns, and dreams of a better tomorrow. Weakside: - Was in his prime for two weeks in March 1977

