All the Whos down in Whoville liked Brandon, a lot
But the Grinch, who lived just north of Whoville, did NOT!
"His contract is bloated!" the Grinch said, with a sneer
If I don't waive Roy soon, I'll pax luxury tax this year!"
You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
Your Vulcans make my skin crawl
Your draft day decisions leave a lot to be desired
Mr Grinch, I'm beginning to wonder how much you really like basketball!