Is there anything cooler than 80's movies? The answer is no. How do I know this? Because almost all 80's movies are based off of the actual life events of Mortimer. And because Mortimer watches all of these following movies in preparation for every single day without fail. And then he proceeds to never fail at anything ever without exception, except failing.
Five, four, three, two, one. I needed five more words.
Let there be junk!