Funny Comments on Blazers By Clippers announcers

Announcer 2 "We've got a good game coming up at the Portland Trail Blazers." Announcer 1 "What's the Blazers' record?" Announcer 2 "They're undefeated." Announcer 1 "Yikes!" Not word for word, but oh well.

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yeah, i saw that

i can’t wait to show em what we got…

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— Ralph Ellison (Invisible Man)

by PDXBuckeye on Dec 30, 2011 8:53 PM PST reply actions

doesn't chris paul always get injured when he plays the blazers?

i hope he doesn’t

Jeff Pendergraph:
FGM - 3
FGA - 111
Min - 30
Reb - 10

by Tofu Anonymous on Dec 30, 2011 9:00 PM PST reply actions

That's not the worst part. He laughs about Roy being done for the "year".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4keY3Ba8WOc

by Nick Van Excellent on Dec 30, 2011 9:12 PM PST reply actions

I don't think that was laughing AT us.

Not like “heh heh, those guys are made o glass joe.” It was more of an incredulous laugh like, “the luck those guys have dealt with and I’m still worried about them kicking our butts?”

You gotta figure looking at history that the Clips announces have got to be a pretty shell shocked bunch. Like trauma survivors or prisoners of war. They’re conditioned against hope or optimism.

In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice they're not.

by conspirator5 on Dec 30, 2011 9:34 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs

Agree. Innocent comments and giving Blazers respect.

No bulletin board material here.

by 52therim on Dec 30, 2011 10:54 PM PST via mobile up reply actions

Love this line

You gotta figure looking at history that the Clips announces have got to be a pretty shell shocked bunch. Like trauma survivors or prisoners of war.

I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

by haildablazer on Dec 31, 2011 11:01 AM PST up reply actions

The audio cuts out for a second there,

I think they were referring to Oden being out for the year, which isn’t true either, but less of a mistake I think.

by JK47 on Dec 30, 2011 10:02 PM PST up reply actions

You're right. The sound cuts out, but it does sound like they are talking about Oden.

by Nick Van Excellent on Dec 30, 2011 10:54 PM PST up reply actions

Ralph Lawler and Mike Smith have always been class acts

No one in the world can beat me at RBI baseball 3(nes).

by svlittle on Dec 31, 2011 10:26 AM PST up reply actions

ralph lawler is a G

by jontwin on Dec 30, 2011 10:38 PM PST reply actions

Their bench looked pretty bad tonight

4-0 is in sight.

by JMLakaShotCaller on Dec 30, 2011 10:45 PM PST via mobile reply actions

Don't count you're chickens before they're hatched.

Unless you count them all. 66-0.

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by T Darkstar on Dec 31, 2011 12:13 AM PST up reply actions

82-0

We’re going to sweep our way to a title too y’know.

I used to be a basketball player like you, then I took the Portland Trail Blazers' training staff to the knee.

by Doctor Worm on Dec 31, 2011 1:13 AM PST up reply actions

*your

by Hopman27 on Dec 31, 2011 11:14 PM PST up reply actions

If we can get DeAndre Jordan (who I assume will be guarding LA) into foul trouble....

it will be a long night for them. Chris Paul doesn’t seem fully acclimated with his teammates yet except for Jordan. And there bench, especially if Billups won’t be able to play, is terrible.

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

by jenstcy on Dec 31, 2011 11:43 AM PST reply actions

is Billups injured?

by Natsthecat on Dec 31, 2011 1:01 PM PST up reply actions

From Rotoworld

“Chauncey Billups (groin) is day-to-day, according to Clippers coach Vinny Del Negro.
Billups “tweaked” his groin during Wednesday’s game and (despite being called a game-time decision) he was limping in street clothes on Friday. “We want to be smart about it,” said Del Negro. “It’s a long season.” Groin injuries are very easy to aggravate, and it seems probable that Billups will sit out Sunday, giving him until Wednesday to recuperate."Source: Los Angeles Times

by philthebballplayer on Dec 31, 2011 1:12 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs