Comedian Ian Karmel selects the Portland Trail Blazers' "All-Portlandian Team" on IFC.com. What does that mean? Karmel was tasked with selecting the Blazers past and present who best represent "Portlandia," the quirky comedy show that pokes fun at the eccentricities of Portland and Portlanders. Karmel's picks: Sebastian Telfair, Brandon Roy, Jerome Kersey, Channing Frye and Bill Walton, to be coached by Jack Ramsay. His explanations are thorough and convincing. Give it a read. Blazers forward LaMarcus Aldridge will make a cameo on a season two episode of "Portlandia." -- Ben Golliver | benjamin.golliver@gmail.com | Twitter