ALL NBA unathletic team
Here is a fun game. Make a five player list for each of the 4 subjects: 1. All NBA unathletic team 2. One dimensional players that only do one or two things at a NBA level. 3. NBA players most likely to be confused for guys playing in a YMCA pickup game. 4. NBA players that wouldn't crack a 10 man rotation of a contending team. Turns out one list can be used for all of them... Steve Blake, Jason Kapono, Luke Walton, Josh Mcroberts and Troy Murphy. Other wise known as the laker bench. haha. How amazing is that.
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Thats only a 4 player list though ;)
NEED....BASKET.....BALL.....
they just signed Troy Murphy
When reached 40+ years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
My bad, I forget to add him on the list. That's who I meant for the fifth player
No one in the world can beat me at RBI baseball 3(nes).
It is well known around here that I am not a fan of McBob
But last time I checked he Is an amazing athlete
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by AbuFatimah on Dec 17, 2011 11:56 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Luke Walton is a heck of a well rounded player
I would live to have Lil’ Bill on our squad
On a different contract than what he has now
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Luke Walton is a good passer. Or at least that is how Phil Jackson justified his spot on the roster
If he was a “Heck of a well rounded player” I’ve never seen it and I’ve watched him play since his wildcat days. He also would of got minutes over barnes last year, who’s not any kind of well rounded player.
No one in the world can beat me at RBI baseball 3(nes).
My appologies
I thought he had a back injury last year and thats why Barnes&Noble was playing
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Maybe. The last time I remember him getting big minutes was the year they didn't make the playoffs between the Shaq and Gasol eras.
No one in the world can beat me at RBI baseball 3(nes).
yup
McBob is a good athlete for his size, no doubt
"If I had a dime for every basket I made today, you'd still suck!" - from the book 'John Dies @ the End'
by sammymohawk on Dec 18, 2011 12:37 PM PST up reply actions
I don't see Babbit here?
"Per John Hollingers twitter - Over the final 12:45 of today's game, Brandon Roy's PER was 84.98" GM 4 vs Mavs
the list requires an NBA player that only does only 1 or 2 things at the NBA level
Now what does Babbit do that fits there? besides sucking.
by Go_Blazers! on Dec 18, 2011 12:03 AM PST up reply actions
haha. Very true. The three he hit in fanfest was the first one I remember him ever hitting. And that was the only reason we drafted him
No one in the world can beat me at RBI baseball 3(nes).
HEY NOW!!!
Babs made 3 of them last year, and it only took him 16 attempts to do it! Although, I am betting he wants to forget about his 1.0 PER on the season. On the bright side, he has nowhere to go but up!
NEED....BASKET.....BALL.....
by Armon Jonesin on Dec 18, 2011 12:14 AM PST up reply actions
Good call out. My bad.
The only Babbitt highlight of remember was the lob pass to LA against the Bucks. I’m guessing at least one of those 3s came at the last warrior game in a scrub shoot out
No one in the world can beat me at RBI baseball 3(nes).
All NBA players are amazing athletes
Even the white guys
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by AbuFatimah on Dec 18, 2011 12:02 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
Never said they weren't, that's why I said most unathletic. Nba player.
Big difference. You could put CP3, Lebron, Wade and Rose in a room and one of then would be the most unathletic guy in the room. It’s actually a pretty simple concept. besides man, this parwhole post was a funny way to point out how terrible the laker bench is.
No one in the world can beat me at RBI baseball 3(nes).
In that case
REC
By the way my vote In that scenario would be Bone-on-Bone boy
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JJ Barea needs to be on the "NBA players most likely to be confused for guys playing in a YMCA pickup game"
He’d make a lot of cash by duping people into thinking they could easily post him up and shoot over him. Kinda like Woddy Harrelson in “White Men Can’t Jump”. Same probably for Earl Boykins.
A couple of years ago
I can remember people bashing on JJ as being no good—complete with poking fun at him with short jokes, etc.
When I hear what is currently being said about certain Blazers, I get aggravated. Demographic evaluations: YES. Basketball evaluations: NO!
by BillWalton'sGhost on Dec 18, 2011 3:40 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
JJ had an amazing year going that was capped by joining the cast of Point guards and power forwards in minnesota.
Dating miss universe, becoming a playoff sensation and winning a ring. Guy most be living right
No one in the world can beat me at RBI baseball 3(nes).
I would pick Brandon Jennings
For guy most likely to be confused for a YMCA pickup player
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Brian Cardinal?
if he wasn’t so tall
When reached 40+ years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
isn't his nickname the custodian?
or am I thinking of someone else?
When reached 40+ years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
Stephen Curry deffinately goes in the YMCA category
Maybe highschool
La Illaha Illallah Muhamadur Rasulallah
Again, at least one nba level skill. Being huge doesn't count. Haha
No one in the world can beat me at RBI baseball 3(nes).
Zach
stands, catches, shoots, and rebounds all from the exact same spot – year after year after year.
And yet the ball always seems to end up in that spot
to the tune of 20 and 10.
Maybe there’s more to the black hole analogy than we thought.
So the whole NBA unathletic team is white?
Are you saying I wont be in the NBA one day after all??
"Im ready for a fight..." -Joel Przybilla
by KillaPrzydollaBILLA on Dec 18, 2011 6:35 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
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