Video Game Simulations Agree: The Blazers Lost To The Nuggets In Season Opener
Our old pencil-pushing, pocket-protecting friends at Basketball Prospectus, Bradford Doolittle and Kevin Pelton, are simulating the entire 2011-2012 NBA season using Strat-O-Matic.
(Any jokes to be made here would just be cheap and obvious. Did you really expect anything less from them during a lockout?)
Anyway, according to their simulation, the Portland Trail Blazers lost their nationally-televised season opener at home to the Denver Nuggets, 107-103, on Thursday night despite 43 points and 13 rebounds from LaMarcus Aldridge.
NUGGETS 107, TRAIL BLAZERS 103: Denver is one of the more interesting teams in the simulation because we already know that J.R. Smith, Wilson Chandler and Kenyon Martin are committed overseas, and Ray Felton is now with the Blazers. The hit on the Nuggets' depth didn't faze George Karl's bunch early as Danilo Gallinari scored 11 points in four minutes to key a 21-2 Nuggets run. That was pretty much the game. The Blazers trailed by double digits until the closing minutes. LaMarcus Aldridge hit two free throws with 27 seconds remaining to pull Portland within three. Ty Lawson was intentionally fouled with nine seconds left. He missed the second free throw, but Aldridge missed on the other end to seal the win for Denver. On the debut front, Denver rebounding prodigy Kenneth Faried had five points and eight boards in 28 minutes and also chipped in with four steals. Aldridge had a monster game--43 points on 17-of-26 shooting to with 13 rebounds, eight on the offensive end. And, hey look! Greg Oden was back on the court.
Oden managed to chip in 6 points and 4 rebounds in 12 minutes. Click through above to see their full boxscores.
Benjamin Hochman of the Denver Post also ran a simulation, by playing NBA 2K12 on Xbox against his friend, and the Nuggets prevailed in that one too.
Denver won its season opener 129-126 on Thursday night in dramatic fashion, knocking off division rival Portland in a gritty road victory.
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Right away, we were stunned by how realistic the game was, everything from Kenyon Martin's neck tattoo to Greg Oden looking 89 years old. I played as Portland, while Nate, a local radio host for 102.3 The Ticket, coached the new-look Nuggets... Nate won the tipoff . . . which proved to be his greatest accomplishment in the first quarter. I got 14 quick points from sharpshooter Wesley "Sniper" Matthews, and, with 7:42 left in the first, Portland led 18-3 - at which point I quoted a Wesley Snipes film, "White Men Can't Jump," as I queried Kreckman: "Why don't we take all these bricks and build a shelter for the homeless?"
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Down six with 11 seconds left, I made a ridiculous strategic blunder, taking a two-pointer with Brandon Roy. There wasn't enough time for me to get two more possessions, Nate made some free throws and the Nuggets won.
If you were looking for something to cheer up your lockout blues, it looks like you came to the wrong place. Sorry about that!
-- Ben Golliver | benjamin.golliver@gmail.com | Twitter
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I simulated this game too. The Blazers won by 25, behind dual 20 point efforts from Wallace LMA
"Brandon Roy has done this before."
Sarbonis is doing the same thing
Its a pretty interesting set up. Follow @NewRealityHoops on twitter and also check out http://urbanhonking.com/nrba/standings/ . I am going to do a simulation myself as well
Yep
I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.
Mark Twain
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by Tyler Durrden on Nov 5, 2011 8:41 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Hahah, yes!
And on a Red Bull simulator at the waterfront at Montecarlo by the looks of it?
He’s been a bit disappointing this year to me. He’s really being outdriven by Button, Alonso and even Hamilton and shares the same car as Vettel who has driven as commanding a season as we’ve seen in F1 for 10 years.
Did Pelton buff up to defend nerd honor?
Law of Logical Argument
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
i'm currently 1-2 for the season with the Blazers on 2k12. They'll pick it up soon!
A lifelong Sonics fan rooting for the Blazers until Seattle gets a team again.
by anitachampionship on Nov 4, 2011 1:12 PM PDT reply actions
noooo
we’re gonna have to amnesty roy if that’s all he’s gonna give us. heck, amnesty the whole team!
also, we’re gonna let gallinari go for 30 even though we have batum, wallace and matthews who should be able to lock that guy up? i’m sick of adding good defense players only to have our defense still suck!
There was obviously no in-game adjustments
haha
The Department of Redundancy Department is hiring, maybe I should apply myself.
Just another reason why I don't play video games.....
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
I don't know if it is more disturbing that they have resorted to playing out the season video game style, or that Pelton owns a driving simulator.
Well, I guess it’s better than nothing. I expect a box score and faux recap for every lost Blazers game. I don’t know how accurate the simulation really is if it predicted that Oden actually made it through an entire game without suffering a season ending knee injury.
And Peppermint Patty
is still in a uni…
The Department of Redundancy Department is hiring, maybe I should apply myself.
It's formula 1 driver, Mark Webber in the picture
Probably some promotional pic before the f1 race in monaco
I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.
Mark Twain
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by Tyler Durrden on Nov 5, 2011 8:43 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
LA for fake All-Star!
Although I doubt the veracity of this simulation if Oden was not only on the court, but left it without a stretcher.
Where are Pelton's freaking cats?
I’m accustomed to cat jokes. There should at least be a cat in the picture, Ben.
And, for all you Greg h8ers, per 36 numbers of 18 and 12…oh yeah, baby!
Phase 1: Collect underpants
Phase 2: ???
Phase 3: Profit!
by HailOden! on Nov 4, 2011 9:29 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
WHAT WERE DRE'S STATS?
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