The Bonzi Wells Scale
-A rating system I developed as a way to measure an event's embarrassment caused to a professional sports organization.
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kingjimbo
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I'm sure it'd be funnier if it was legible. :)
"I have contract with Portland.... I have contract with Portland... I have contract with Portland." - Rudy Fernandez
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too small to read
The tensions are so high because the stakes are so low!
100% agree
"All is vanity and vexation of spirit."
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by Y5k on Jan 6, 2011 3:37 PM PST up reply actions
Goooood looking out.
Haha. Sorry about that. Figured it would be one of those “click to expand” situations. All fixed up.
You forgot the pound of weed police found on Damon's coffee table.
Of course, he blamed that one on his father. My dad always has a pound or two layin around.
No jabs at the resident registered sex offender?
How about Shaq killer, the super fat guy formerly known as Shawn Kemp?
Sheed throwing a towel at Sabis deserves some credit too.
I guess you can only bring up so many dark spots before this chart moves from funny to plain sad. Boy am I glad these days are behind us.
"...it was like he brought his own personal cross-wind to the arena." - Dave
Wow, I just remembered a few more doozies
Miles attacking Mo Cheeks and the ZBo sucker punch. Both classics. And of course, how can we forget Sheed and Bonzi hurling a basketball at an unsuspecting Ruben Boumtje Boumtje.
I can see why you left those off. Impossible to decide which is most insidious or depict a sufficient number of Bonzis.
"...it was like he brought his own personal cross-wind to the arena." - Dave









































