LeBron really should go into politics....he already is weaselly enough for the job.
Lebron tweets this after the Laker's epic beatdown of the Cavs
"Crazy. Karma is a b****. Gets you every time. It's not good to wish bad on anybody. God sees everything!"
But then waffles on his douchbaggery in a comical passive aggressive way:
"It's just how I was feeling at the time,"
oh wait!! Maybe he didn't write it at all (even though it clearly shows that he didn't re-tweet it)
"It wasn't even a comment from me, it was someone who sent it to me and I sent it out.
But if it was him, then tweet wasn't about the Cavs
It wasn't toward that team. It definitely wasn't a good showing by that team last night, I know they wish they would've played better."
He then goes to explain his views on Karma (wait...I thought he didn't write the tweet so why explain that) and how he uses the word...in what I can only assume is an effort to confuse anyone listening to or reading the statement
"I've kinda always used my whole life."....and ....."I don't think there was intent at all," James said.
Then he goes onto metaphorically stomping his foot and yelling "Quit looking at me!"
"I think everyone looks into everything I say. Everybody looks too far into it."
Then he advises the Cavs on how they should handle it these types of things
" I've moved on and hopefully that organization is continuing to move on."
And finally I will repost my rewriting the lyrics to the Grinch song...they seem more relevant than ever in the season of LeBron
You are a douche-bag, Mister James
You really are a heel
You’re bout as cuddly as Kobe
and as lovable as Shaquille, Mr James
Just a bloated sense of entitlement with a license to steal!
You’re a big jerk, Mister James,
Your heart’s an empty hole,
The refs are in your pocket, you’ve got a calculator for a soul, Mister James
I think you’re a size thirty-nine-and-a-half A-hole!
You’re a vile one, Mister James,
You have avarice in your smile,
You’re a triple-double doofus and suck for a country mile, Mister James,
Given a choice between the two of you I’d take ...a steaming dog-poop pile!
Good Night and have a good tomorrow