27/09/2010 - Drawer of Junk

Quiz time! How well do you know the peeps of the JD? There are twenty comments below randomly taken from various junkistadores. Match the comment with the commenter. It should be ridiculously to relatively easy if you've been around the block a couple o' times.

5 minutes. GO!

I'm going to make sure my wife reads this later. --Answer

I could see that

it's a super duper easy drink to drink because it's so sweet and juicy, it was just too pineapple-ey for my tastes. --Answer

That'd be a smart decision, for Tracy McGrady is a washed-up has-been.

What, by the way, is up with Allen Iverson these days? I still say that the Charlotte Bobcats is the one destination that makes sense for him. --Answer

i just painted my nails and ruined them

really ricks me off --Answer


that call always makes me laugh --Answer

Nice                                                                                                                                                                                                     Also, draw a 70s style vagina, then a plus sign, and then a peepee, equals "?" and draw you shrugging going "Hmm?" --Answer

go on... --Answer

you are a brownie? yes! --Answer


My grandma has such a good memory, it can get sooooo annoying.

She refuses to believe she is wrong about something (like when something happened), and then she'll be like, "I'll check my diary!!!!" She will go on and on and on for days about how she was right and everyone else was wrong.

I swear, she will remember the most random things from YEARS ago and then if someone says they don't remember that, she will look it up on her diary. --Answer

There is no lemonade used in the flavoring of my kebabs

Hey, I had a German family eat at the booth today, I struck up a conversation with them. I asked where they were from and they said Germany, and I said "you would probably recognize this as a Donner Kebab." The herr said to me, "No, this had more flavor."

I thought that was awesome. --Answer

z                                                                                                                                                                                                              [Insert Failblog pic] --Answer

typical --Answer

it seems to say that fatty is cooking a fine meal and that he had a lingerie party at his house that was a smashing success. but, even though it was such a well received event, he doesn't' really enjoy young women in fancy underwears. The pastor, however, seemed to really enjoy this soiree as he gave fatty a high five at the market. But, despite the pastor's enthusiasm, fatty still finds such activities boring. He much prefers accompanying his six year old to the zoo.

Fatty then surmises that Rich Cho must make a move to improve the roster of the Blazers and make them a relevant playoff team. Everyone still remembers past failures so the Blazers must gird their loins come playoff time.

With that, fatty bids us adieu, letting us know he will first eat, and then go earn some money. --Answer

It really is!

And I think it sometimes makes us ignore the degree to which we are the culmination of the people in our lives. That individuality removed from all other outside social influence is not just an overrated concept; it doesn't generally exist in reality. --Answer

then nope... that's about what I need to make it worth getting off unemployment at the moment --Answer

Crap,this junk has gone into you can reply but it will crash if you try a new comment mode.

Thanks again SBN --Answer

don't be sad, oh Picasso of the doodle

i see you now have fresh Netflix to shoot up. I long for the days this service is available over here. At least, Spanish networks have finally announced they're gonna start showing most of their programs in HD. --Answer

goatfrown/ :-© --Answer

º1☻ --Answer


If you scored below 25%, you must be new to the JD. Here's the lowdown on the drawer we call junk:

The daily Junk Drawer (JD) fanpost is the place for true off-topic conversation and people's random thoughts.  Its purpose was simple from its infancy; a place where people could come and chat about all of the "whatevers" that didn't fit with the rest of the site and even be loose in terms of byplay and humor.  The goal was to foster let people who wanted to get to know each other outside of what they could discern from the strictly basketball posts.  We've had happy JD's, sad ones, drawers that looked like a sharing circle, drawers that resembled open mic night at the comedy club... and people have really become a family here.

So if you have a one-off thought, consider posting it here. Everyone else is doing the same, so you will find the JD an eclectic place where you might read something interesting, pointless, profound, or just funny within a few moments. The rules about importance and significance of the topic are suspended in each JD but keep some of these basic rules in mind:

  1. Be mindful that every image posted slows down the JD, so use discretion in how many you post (you can also link to images you want to share so that they will not overwhelm the JD). When you do post images, put something in the subject line of the comment so that the image can be minimized.
  2. Ad hominem attacks and swearing will never be tolerated
  3. Remember everything you write is visible publicly 
  4. Don't use the JD call out or talk about users from other BEdge threads.

As you try and navigate through the junk drawer, remember that you can use 'Z' on your keypad to mark a comment as read and move to the next one and hitting shift-A will mark all comments as read.

Soooooooooo, how'd you do? Hopefully you at least recognized your own comment if it's up there. If you're a regular, anything below 70% is unacceptable.

Due to laziness and time constraints, I couldn't've gotten to everyone even if I had tried. Lo siento. Xin lỗi. Duibuqi. Apologies.

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