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Smells Like a Junk Drawer for Saturday the 11th

Aloha Friends,

My name is tominhawaii and soon to be changed to LukeBabbittFTW.  I wanted to squeeze out a happy go lucky Junk Drawer before someone makes a depressing one.

Mahalo,

LBFTW

Today there will be lots of football to take our minds off other crap.  Let us not forget that a rolling stone gathers no moss upon sunken chests.

Seriously folks.  Let's talk about smells. 

Smells are cool.  Some smells, like Mortimer after he eats cabbage rolls, are not cool.  Other smells, like bacon, are the best ever.

I like how some smells bring back memories.  Polo cologne makes me think of my high school's hallways.  Honeysuckles make me think of Mr. Handcock's porch from my childhood.  The smell of a condom reminds me of my 20's.  A friend in the navy liked the smell of cigarettes because it reminded him of making out with drunk chicks in college.

Quick side note: Have you heard of Hobo Power?  I pass a 20-25 HP homeless person most mornings.  I saw her pee on the corner sidewalk of a busy intersection the other day.

Do you have any smells that remind you of things from your past?

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