That's Junk Drawer 8-4-2010
So four months ain't what it used to be...
Good grief, have some new junk already. I think I want to have like 50 posts by the time I hit 25k comments. That's a ratio.
Ut vultum aqua reddit, ita hominem hominis reddit cor
I asked this once before in a junk but has anyone here read a Prayer for Owen Meany by John Irving? I was reminded of it during book club because I had thought that in reading Owen Meany that I was provided the only reason to ever consider deliberate amputation..
I'mma make this a hit and run JD. Keep keeping it kept.
And you can run and tell that, homeboy.
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I'm always surprised by how there are several votes
before comments in JD… come out, come out wherever you are!
They´re cold blooded Amurricans. No heart, no passion.
Latins, on the other hand, we can´t keep it in
I am myself and my turnovers
Jones'n for Junk
Ha… I had a siggy for awhile that said “Sorry — World’s Phoniest Apology.”
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by tominhawaii on Aug 4, 2010 7:09 AM PDT reply actions 16 recs
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I am myself and my turnovers
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by Y5k on Aug 4, 2010 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions
Double digit recs.
Not bad.
"this is portland…every little thing is blown out of proportion here" - Philthyanimal
We might have to investigate for plagiarism though
There was a very similar post on a front page thread, and now Tom is taking royalty money away from some poor Chinese kid named Dyertjd
i am really glad i live in my own world and had no idea who levi johnston was until i clicked on the link
now i am following him on twitter and his buddy on facebook.
"I told somebody to stop crying," Pendergraph said after the game. "Actually, I told them all to stop crying."
crazy day yesterday
i was an arms length away from getting run over while walking to my car at the gym. the driver seemed distracted. somehow i developed nerves of steel from work, and i didnt even flinch when the guy came to a screeching halt.
"There was a time when this blog was for intelligent BASKETBALL fans. It has unfortunately become O-Live 2…" ~Ilikeemall
"Did they really expect me to bow down to Jesus?!?" ~Sophia
"At first glance, I saw a fairly unremarkable penis." ~Sophia on Greg Oden
yiminy ... be careful man.
That’s one of my few true fears: gett’n licked down by a speeding car.
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by Y5k on Aug 4, 2010 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions
i went thru scenarios of what i shoulda done after
but i was surprised i didnt even feel an adrenaline rush, anger, or any excitement from it. i was just desensitized. it was odd.
"There was a time when this blog was for intelligent BASKETBALL fans. It has unfortunately become O-Live 2…" ~Ilikeemall
"Did they really expect me to bow down to Jesus?!?" ~Sophia
"At first glance, I saw a fairly unremarkable penis." ~Sophia on Greg Oden
by Philthyanimal on Aug 4, 2010 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions
what’s so special about Mortimer? that’s what i want to know!!
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
then why don’t we have CP3 yet?!
hurry it up, Mortimer World Wes Wide!
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
Cuz the Blazers aren't consulting with him, duh...
Why do you think he’s on BEdge?
Phase 1: Collect underpants
Phase 2: ???
Phase 3: Profit!
Dave loves everyone equally
He just loves Mort more equally than the rest of us.
Phase 1: Collect underpants
Phase 2: ???
Phase 3: Profit!
i would be surprised if Dave even knows who i am.
which is perfectly fine with me.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
He knows...he always knows
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
does Dave have a present for me behind the desk?!
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
That would be cool
Did you ask him for anything…like maybe…a football?
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
Dave is funny
He seems to know a lot of what goes on here and then he’ll be totally clueless on something that everyone, at least in the JD, know.
like how Morty took his JD postings and cobbled it together for a front page post
I’d meet BRP at the airport, not flee!! - fanfaraway
dave doesn’t know who i am : (
i’m getting together with alnmart , medmelon, ffa and other minorities to see if we can break the front page discrimination
I’d meet BRP at the airport, not flee!! - fanfaraway
you spanish now?
"I told somebody to stop crying," Pendergraph said after the game. "Actually, I told them all to stop crying."
it must show in your nose. your avatar doesn't show it
"I told somebody to stop crying," Pendergraph said after the game. "Actually, I told them all to stop crying."
nothing in comparison to being on the front page of loud city
I’d meet BRP at the airport, not flee!! - fanfaraway
hahah nice, can you link ? i’m wondering why you would want to have canis hoopus on your resume
I’d meet BRP at the airport, not flee!! - fanfaraway
maybe norsk is actually david kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahn
"I told somebody to stop crying," Pendergraph said after the game. "Actually, I told them all to stop crying."
Then why did I say Pekovic wasn't all that good, and they gave him the biggest Euro deal since Bargnani?
you are trying to throw us off the scent. duh.
"I told somebody to stop crying," Pendergraph said after the game. "Actually, I told them all to stop crying."
I was shouted out on the WTLC mainpage, but my post wasn’t bumped. I’m still looking for my first official SBN frontpaging.
don’t forget your epic shoutout for the march madness bracket after pulling a “i’m disrespected” card
I’d meet BRP at the airport, not flee!! - fanfaraway
I had the "bump" before
With my pre-season eyewitness report of our game against the Clippers… this one was a lil’ different because Dave asked me to write up something, and he asked a few others— but I dunno who besides Norsk, and I only know Norsk was asked because he said he was.
Like Norskie, I was super busy this past week, and Friday night/Saturday morning around 4am, I didn’t know what I was gonna write about yet, then I remembered my long-held opinion that it is hard to talk basketball with people in real life usually, because of what we’ve learned here, and I decided to not sleep and get it done for Mr. Dave.
I actually don’t like it that much and would want another good pass over it, as that’s my “rough draft”. I had Tom read it real quick before I sent it to Dave, Tom told me it wasn’t funny enough and would be underwhelming, and then I sent it off.
I can’t remember them now, but I had some comments and jokes that I didn’t wanna put on the front page because of the subject matter and taste. So, going “big time” did change me.
#52
I am disappointed there was no mention of Chipotle’s “spicy” cheese
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
You should see me watching anything old I made
Ugh. I can keep myself up at night cringing about things I made that no one has ever seen.
I would say it was standard-level work; it was fine. If I hated it I wouldn’t ever have sent it to Dave. I also love compliments, but I ain’t sayin’ this to weasel more out of you guys.
#52
blazersedge would be better if that piece didn’t exist. was a worthless chunk of wasted internet space
it's PER is average
and we all know what that means
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
mortimer (or at least this particular piece) is the gordon hayward of blazersedge?
by cloudydays on Aug 4, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
from some dumb lamer.
who does he even think he is? he should think with his brain, that pathetic kiddo.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
That's another reason I loved that comment
It was, if anything negative, a milquetoasty article. Not really worth getting up about.
I was 100% thinking I didn’t go hard enough, so to get that reaction was awesome… though I do suspect it was someone who has been around (I don’t know that, just suspecting).
#52
lolz
Never knew you took writing on BE so seriously Mort. I thought it was pretty good.
Garden Variety Internet Denizen. Play Jerryd Bayless.
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he takes all writing seriously. that’s part of what makes him awesome in my book.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
by DrivetheLane on Aug 4, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
well, duh. he kind ahas to. even when he’s writing screenplays for BRING IT ON, 3D! he approaches it like he’s writing for tarantino
i don’t think it has to do with him writing screenplays. i would guess he writes screenplays because he takes writing seriously and prefers that medium.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
that was a joke? i thought he really was writing that.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
It ain't just for BE
I do this for all stuff I do, even those dumb doodles. The medium isn’t the point.
#52
And don't think that I'm sitting here going ARRGH I DID SO BAD
I don’t think that. It was fine. It just wasn’t that good, which I think is just bein’ honest. And it likely doesn’t even need to be mentioned, since it isn’t a big deal. It was all okay.
I like the idea and conversation about not being able to converse with average fans, and how BE has taught us a lot. I ain’t trying to be silly about it, I’m jus’ sayin’.
#52
Oh I see
Never really pictured you as the immaculate perfectionist type, not that is a bad thing, I don’t think I am critical enough of myself.
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i don’t believe in perfecting something you work on, rather perfect the results you want it to achieve..
if i’m happy with results and it was a mediocre attempt, i’m happy with the attempt
I’d meet BRP at the airport, not flee!! - fanfaraway
that’s an interesting thought.
i think the opposite way, just because i feel like i should put forth the very best i can. plus, the thing i’m working on is something i can control. the results, depending on what sort of work i guess, i can’t control. so if i feel my attempt was the best it could be, i don’t care what the results are.
thinking about this, though, it really does pertain to specific sorts of work I suppose. writing is one of those, in my opinion.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
i’m not sure this analogy works that well. sports might not be the best case study for this sort of discussion. especially because there is another team involved so even your best effort might not be good enough. also, the results are much more tied to the attempt.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
well, one team coasted all year and then turned it on for a two month span and (should have) won the nba championship
the other played hard during the regular season, and failed during the playoffs
and neither one would be satisfied with the results.
but say there was a team that went all out every game of the season and made the playoffs and went all out in those games too but then lost in the 2nd round. they wouldn’t be happy with the results either.
i think in sports it’s all about the result. if a team plays crappy but wins, they’re happy. if they play awesome and give 100% effort and lose, they’re not happy.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
Seems very pragmatic
It’s probably the best way to go about the majority of things you do in life, just not the things you are passionate about.
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so you’re saying the things you are passionate about should have less effort put in to the attempt if the results are satisfactory? i would think it’d be the other way around.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
ah. that makes more sense then. hahaha
it did seem a little odd coming from you. being a painter, i thought you would probably put maximum effort into the attempt at making a good painting and let the results fall where they may.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
I'm usually pretty happy with my paintings
unlike the stereotypical portray of an artist. Mostly because I guess I’m not trying to do what I have in mind right this second, but building up my skills. I’m pretty happy with where I am since I have only been painting for about 2 years or so now.
But I am always happiest after I finish a painting then I dissect all it’s flaws.
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and knowing dheepz, he does that…but i don’t imagine him sitting in a room for 6 months wondering if he should add another stroke to his painting
I’d meet BRP at the airport, not flee!! - fanfaraway
Hahaha yeah definitely not
whenever I look at older paintings I usually go “wow I could definitely do a better painting now” but then I shrug it off. Well I think my really old stuff is crap but the rest of it I can appreciate because it comes from a different place in terms of mindset and stylistic quality.
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yeah different place and time:
before seeing naked ladies and after seeing naked ladies
I’d meet BRP at the airport, not flee!! - fanfaraway
lolololol
I’m working on one now actually, she’s a cutie, very exotic.
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exotic
that is one of my fav words when describing a lady.
it’s like bbiq, you can’t really define it, but when you see it, you know it…
{or something like that…some writer wrote that}
I’d meet BRP at the airport, not flee!! - fanfaraway
haha yeah
Part of the reason why I don’t ever go for blondes. If I can’t tell where you are from exactly you definitely get a hawtness boost.
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Hmm
Where is she from??
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
I love her
she was born in Australia but her parents are Polish.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
who do you think this is, bro?
besides my biggest current celebrity crush? Here, let me google for you…okay, read Wiki. I am correct, you are incorrect.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
I am also correct
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
yes, indeed, Mr. 92.
internet high five?
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
Yup
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
Aussie
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
yeah i probably should have preface it depends on the types of things you do…but it is a general rule for me
i.e. i would try to map the perfect date and fail…but when i’m winging it, it will turn out better…
for most things, i just look back and say, did i enjoy it, was it what i expected…etc…i like to put stuff out there first then learn from the results versus trying to perfect it from the get go. basically, take action then refine
it allows me to do more things versus stress out about one thing
like playing the guitar…i probably won’t ever be appel or southern oregon, but my kids like it when i pound out ‘black dog’
I’d meet BRP at the airport, not flee!! - fanfaraway
I do agree, but I'd say it depends
I had some decent success with something I really didn’t like— I don’t feel good about that “successful” result even if it gave me some good stuff.
#52
i probably shouldn’t have put “mediocre” in there because if i cared, it would be a good attempt but i would never stride for a perfect attempt that gets me in the way of actually attempting something
you know what i mean g?
I’d meet BRP at the airport, not flee!! - fanfaraway
hahah Sheed is awesome…
he played his butt off for us ashley! at least for a majority of his stay here
I’d meet BRP at the airport, not flee!! - fanfaraway
Ah ok
I’m pretty even keel about things as well, although I tend to be somewhat neurotic toward details I notice. Which tends to aggravate or amuse depending on whom I’m with.
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I had to stop working with a partner
Who just didn’t get it. I felt like he was in a rush to get it done, without worrying about the quality. I’d rather get it good on the way to getting done, and not make it like “finishing” was the goal. Making something GOOD is the goal.
#52
yes. i agree completely with this statement.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
I also meant to add
“Finishing” something should be the given, at least with stuff I do— of course it’ll get “done”, so accomplishing the obvious shouldn’t be seen as the goal.
#52
that’s a major issue though…people who don’t understand the meaning of “it needs to get done and put out there so we can revise” versus trying to perfect it in a vacuum…
it’s the biggest flaw in people who have goals they never achieve….they will wait till their mind/body/content is perfect before they try to achieve them
basically, saying it could be a mental barrier to general success
I’d meet BRP at the airport, not flee!! - fanfaraway
In my case
My partner would rush to get it done, and then never wanna revise it. To him, it was DONE done.
I’d wanna hurry to get a version we can work on, and make it gooder. Hitting some endpoint doesn’t mean it’s truly “done”.
#52
When I do things that I care about
I want to do them well because I want to see personal improvement, I want to be good at what I care about. So yeah it does suck whenever I am with people who are just half-assing it to get it done.
But seeing as the majority of my group work takes place in school I usually don’t have too many problems.
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The best I’ve gotten was a shoutout in a sidebar article about my junk.
High off of love.
Drunk from the hate.
and most of them come from your wife
“Put that away….we have guests”
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
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by dario argento on Aug 4, 2010 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions
about two weeks before i move to the states.
NUTS!
Soooo much packing and zach to do.
you might not see a lot of me until I’m on Eastcoast time.
Y5k loves you, he just has to go away for a while.
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NYC
The Big Apple
Probably Manhattan
Maybe even a few blocks from the old WTC site, which would be weird because it will be early September.
Strange is my game!
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by Y5k on Aug 4, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Enjoy NY
I had a good time in my 3 years there. I was also very happy to move back to Portland.
Still on the Rex bandwagon.
In that case, NY should be great
I didn’t take advantage of a lot of things when I was there, due to $$$ restraints. A rich lady friend will be an excellent accessory.
Still on the Rex bandwagon.
Dude ... you guys got me dialed in.
My math was off, however. we leave for the USofA in three weeks.
Excited, but sad to leave HK. It’s a great place, full of parties and good-times people.
It’s one of my favorite big cities:
1. Portland
2. (hmmmm, i guess …) NYC
3. Hong Kong
4. San Juan, Puerto Rico (Now there’s a party town)
… get’s murky from here down …
5. San Fran (although I don’t feel like I’ve spent enough time there)
6. Seattle
7. Tokyo?
8. Hanoi?
9. Barcelona?
10. Vancouver, BC (the weed)
I’m headed to Paris in September too, so I may be adjusting this list soon.
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by Y5k on Aug 4, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I like Madrid too, but a lot of foreigners don’t for some reason.
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by Y5k on Aug 4, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions
because no one speaks english in madrid…i like madrid a lot
I’d meet BRP at the airport, not flee!! - fanfaraway
My friend went down to Spain and Morocco for a few weeks this summer
He told me I would really love Barcelona.
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Barcelona is in my top five places to visit before I die.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
I'd recommend the bicardi Rum factory outside San Juan too
wowowza!
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by Y5k on Aug 4, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
But the Whisky Museum in Ediburgh was more fun
There is a ride. It’s like the alcoholic version of Small World at Disneyland.
Still on the Rex bandwagon.
I thought Small World was alcoholic enough!
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did you see that Oregon Trail trailer that got posted in the last JD?
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
i like being alone sometimes too.
the first comment on that video made me laugh.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
Lol
That comment is funny.
Additionally, when she is walking alone in the woods, she talks of being watched birds and squirrels …..I was thinking more like bears and serial killers…but that says more about me I guess
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
she was sort of an odd duck.
but she made many good points. my favorite being about the cutesy lies slogans told to kindergartners.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
I thought it kinda started to get jammed up toward the end
I spent a lot of time alone back in the day….and it had some high points. But some things about it just suck …..probably the biggest is the lack of someone to turn to when you have an “ah-ha” moment or see a beautiful sunset. Sometimes it is ok….but mostly I like to share those things with another
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
yes, it is ideal to be able to share those experiences, i agree.
but i also think she makes a very good point that our society puts a tremendous stigma on being alone. and that being alone is a good thing for people to know how to do.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
Yes...also true....but since I do know this....I avoid walking alone in the woods ...because of Bears and Serial killers
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
probably a wise idea.
i still walk alone in the woods though. because the bears should fear me!
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
I notice you didn't mention serial killers, Dexte...I mean ...DTL
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
the video reminded me of Dancer in the Dark
with the way it was shot and the chick kinda (i said kinda) similar to Bjork. when she doesn’t look like john lennon
"I told somebody to stop crying," Pendergraph said after the game. "Actually, I told them all to stop crying."
i don't know about anyone else but the clouds/rain is refreshing
I’d meet BRP at the airport, not flee!! - fanfaraway
I like the smell of summer rain
Its nice and pleasant.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
When did Eddie Vedder start wearing hipster glasses?
I guess that’s better than a few years ago when Vedder was wearing cop sunglasses.
After seeing Vedder in that Cubby uniform, I’m all for him as the Chicago Cubs manager next season. Heck, a chimpanzee could be the field manager of a MLB franchise — as its one of the easiest coaching jobs in all of sports — as the only way to be a bad manager is by abusing pitchers (e.g., Don Baylor/Dusty Baker) or being a complete pushover (e.g., John McLaren).
On a serious note, though, it’ll be interesting to see if the Seattle M’s fire Don Wakamatsu after this season. My guess is he’ll get the boot, since front office and clubhouse politics are going against him. For me, I personally dislike Wakamatsu for relying heavily on unproductive players like Rob Johnson and Sean White; yet, I contend that’s mainly Jack Z’s fault for keeping those guys on the 25-man roster over a long period of time.
Oh, and even though being a baseball manager is overrated and they’ve got no substantial impact on a team’s win-loss record, I’d truthfully like to see the Seattle M’s move someone down from the front office to handle the field manager duties (e.g., John Boles), since that way there’s unlikely to be a disconnect between the baseball operations department and the coaching staff.
By the way, here’s a photo of John Boles with one of the M’s minor league prospects in Clinton, Iowa last year.
Above all else, communication is key with a baseball manager — which is why it’s more about managing than coaching, as baseball isn’t a complicated sport like basketball or especially football — since they’re the middle man between the suits upstairs and the guys out on the field.
eddie vedder is awesome…he can wear whatever he wants…is that john cusack, two from eddie’s right? or is that giantblazer picking his nose?
I’d meet BRP at the airport, not flee!! - fanfaraway
I think John Cusack is blowing snot on that chick's head
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
Are you sure it wasn't Micky Rourk (circa 1984) after he crawled out of the Hot Tub Time Machine ??
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
Is anyone else tired of Brett Favre at this point?
Wake me up when he decides to play again…
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
No salary cap this year
So he can make more $.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Minnesota is reportedly willing to renegotiate his contract, with a base salary of $16 million ...
and another $4 million in potential incentives. That’s nuts, as well as tough for anyone to pass up in my mind.
They're doing all they can to make it near impossible for him to pass it up
But what choice do they have? Go with Jackson at QB?
The story involves him sending photos of his junk to her via a cell phone.
Yeah, it’s another sexting type thing.
specially if he has a small dingaling
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
Hmm, I doubt that.
Brett Favre has had issues in the past, such as a drug addiction to pain killers and reported womanizing in spite of being in a long-term marriage.
Yeah, I think saying you're going to retire after every year of your career and then
changing your mind every time is more dangerous.
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nah
being a sleazeball > wishy-washy in terms of ruining your legacy
I’d meet BRP at the airport, not flee!! - fanfaraway
Yeah, I guess that's true
I don’t see how guys like K*be and Favre get away with it, but Big Ben and Tiger don’t.
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With Ben Roethlisberger, the allegations of rape against him held more ...
water than the Kobe Bryant ordeal — which in part had to do with the Black Mamba’s accuse, Katelyn Faber, having reported mental health issues with bipolar disease — additionally, the dude has a major slimeball factor in his appearance and the way he presents himself. Bryant, however, seems more socially awkward — similar to Alex Rodriguez — rather than outright sleazy.
Regarding Tiger Woods, his fame transcends beyond the sports world. Heck, the reason his sex scandal received so much publicity is due to him being a pop culture icon. Not even Brett Farve holds that lofty status, y’know.
Actually, I'd say most folks detest Brett Favre 'cause of his self-aggrandizing, ...
attention-seeking behavior than any past drug issues or infidelity. Without a doubt, many people have a real tough time relating to someone with that much of an ego and, moreover, comes across as apathetic — if not completely unempathetic — toward others around him who are affected by his self-centered actions.
Yeah, one reason I feel many people turned on LeBron James -- aside ...
from the folks in Cleveland, who are a mixture of angry and heartbroken — is due to envy. For whatever reason, society expects professional athletes to be humble, down-to-earth people.
That’s rarely the case, though, since anyone whos possesses that much fame and fortune is bound to be proud and showy — as noted by James’ ESPN appearance and his flashy shindig in Las Vegas. After witnessing such vainglorious actions, the average fan gets upset they can’t relate to someone of James’ ilk and their envy turns to outrage and condemnation.
That is a great use of the word vainglorious
I don’t agree with your take…really…but I like the way you stated it
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Aug 4, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Indeed
my typos are escalating as well
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Aug 4, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions
whats wrong with womanizing?
what is the female equivalent to that? manizing?
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by Philthyanimal on Aug 4, 2010 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions
pretty much everything if you keep talking about your wife’s battle with cancer and your family
I’d meet BRP at the airport, not flee!! - fanfaraway
til death do us part
favre was just planning ahead is all…nothing wrong with planning for the future.
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by Philthyanimal on Aug 4, 2010 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions
i guess thats why i'm still single
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"At first glance, I saw a fairly unremarkable penis." ~Sophia on Greg Oden
by Philthyanimal on Aug 4, 2010 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions
they call it being a slut when it’s a woman. one of those bad things where the term from women is way way way worse than what they call it for men.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
by DrivetheLane on Aug 4, 2010 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions
oh wow. To Jenn Sterger of all people. She keeps finding ways to drag out her 15 minutes— not bad for someone who’s famous solely for being an attractive football fan.
but wow, that would bring Favre’s legacy down in a hurry.
that would quite possibly be the worst person imaginable to text photos of your junk to— do you really think JENN STERGER wouldn’t go public with them and seek to keep her name out there.
for this reason, I’m also not convinced she’s telling the truth, though I don’t particularly want to see the evidence either.
I buy it.
For one reason, Jenn Sterger worked for the New York Jets when Brett Favre was there. Secondly, Sterger looks like a younger version of Favre’s big-breasted brunette wife, Deanna, so that’d explain his attraction to her.
lol
Reading big-breasted brunette wife in my AK voice is very amusing
Garden Variety Internet Denizen. Play Jerryd Bayless.
WORD UP.STAY.FRESCO
lol
Nah it’s more like this more monotonous and droll version of my voice with a condescending sort of inflection, if I were to characterize an AK post it would be “matter of fact”-ly and that’s how I read it.
Garden Variety Internet Denizen. Play Jerryd Bayless.
WORD UP.STAY.FRESCO
Nah
I like watching him play. It’s not his fault the media makes a mountain of of it like fans did with Quick’s “drama”.
After the second retirement/unretirement
It got a little annoying.
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I concur with Skywanker9
once was fine ….but this same act …over and over again=super lame
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
No its his fault when he's asked before last season
If he is quote “Absolutely certain” he will not play again and he said he was.
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He thought they were asking about training camp
Of course he’s going to play in the season. He’s Brett Favre for crying out loud.
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and the way he cries at the end of every season talking about its his last… and the way the media never criticizes him (and even PRAISES his guts) for his awful interceptions.
He’s as bad as LeBron.
The interception he had at the end of last season
Was classic Favre, forcing the ball into a bad position.
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I agree with Skywinkler9
I laughed because it always the same with that guy
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Aug 4, 2010 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions
That was a Tin Cup moment in real life
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Aug 4, 2010 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions
except the Tin Cup guy could actually make that shot but was thwarted by wind whereas Favre just made a dumb throw.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
by DrivetheLane on Aug 4, 2010 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions
He could have made that throw
not very often…and it wasn’t necessary…but he could have made it
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Aug 4, 2010 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions
come on man….that was a dumb throw. right when he threw it you knew what was coming.
i was laughing most of the time anyway. that was awesome.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
by DrivetheLane on Aug 4, 2010 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Of course it was a dumb throw...and yes you could tell what was gonna happen
that is not the point….the point is that he could physically could have made that throw …just like Tin Cup could make that shot….the problem was that it is a super low percentage attempt…and wasn’t necessary. That is what made it a classic Tin Cup moment…but in real life
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Aug 4, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Typo
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Aug 4, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions
When all you needed was to set up a game winning FG attempt
Idiot.
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yeah one of those interceptions helped my team get a superbowl
I can never hate Favre.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
Not quite as bad as LeBrown til he has a special
but otherwise I agree
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Aug 4, 2010 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions
True....but give him time
When he is Forty and still hasn’t won a ring …there will be time for it
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Aug 4, 2010 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions
I personally find Brett Favre more irritating than LeBron James, which is somewhat due ...
to me feeling that LBJ is likely a person who’s oblivious to the callousness of “The Decision” — for I don’t think he meant any malice by it — and how that certainly wasn’t the most tactful way to leave Cleveland. When it comes to Favre, however, I don’t see any excuse for his self-absorbed, grandstanding jackassery. By now, though, he should fully recognize that leaving folks hanging who he works for — whether it was Green Bay in the past or Minnesota today — is thoughtless, egomaniacal behavior.
He knows better?
Maybe….but James also knows better I think…the Akron paper stunt tends to indicate this. You can’t do that without knowing you are being a jerk
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Aug 4, 2010 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Although this is just speculation, I honestly don't think that LeBron James was ...
aware of how poorly “The Decision” would be viewed by non-Cleveland NBA fans.
Because James is someone who’s been coddled since being a teenager due to his supreme basketball skills, I think he lacks an understanding of how certain actions of his affect people around him.
Sure, James made sure to thank his hometown of Akron, Ohio. That’s not surprising, though. James, however, isn’t seemingly aware of his “brand” taking a hit nationally from how he went about free agency. Of course, his “brand” should be just fine in the long run. He might not be as beloved as before, but hate sells just as well.
Who does he think he is "branding" for??
Don’t you think it is common knowledge that Fans are the customers for his “Brand” …..and acting like a jerk to his customers is probably counter productive?
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Aug 4, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
i agree, if by “james” you mean his advisors, cause they are the ones that told him that “the decision” was a great idea
Yeah, LeBron James doesn't seemingly surround himself with the most ...
media savvy people. When a childhood friend named Maverick Carter is your top advisor, there’s problems. That, however, does show James is loyal to a few folks close to him, which shows he isn’t completely self-centered.
I like to watch him play too… mostly cause he keeps throwing interceptions
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Aug 4, 2010 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions
Is it worth to pay $60 for a Blue Men Group show (good seats)?
Or should I wait in front 1 hour before the show to hope for half-price tickets
Perhaps if you like percussion ensembles, like drum and bugle corps, groups like Stomp, and the like.
"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden
by dario argento on Aug 4, 2010 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Define good seats
Seats at the front will often get splashed on with all kinds of stuff. You’ll want to be at least 8 rows back (I’m guessing on that, but their web site usually gives details).
It’s not a bad show, we enjoyed it, but if you can wait for half price tickets, do so. The one we saw wasn’t quite as percussion heavy as the guys here saw.
Check online for some sites that will ofter half price tickets right now, if you haven’t. We found that handy.
The Knicks might be alright long-term after all
Wark is apparently a top candidate for Knicks GM says ESPN Rumors.
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Hehe, maybe KP could become Wark's heir in Denver. That would be funny after all of Woj's rumors about the other way around.
Or KP could get quoted by Woj about Wark’s dubious reputation in the league.
The rumor is that the Nugs want to hire some former employees
From the Wiz or the Raps instead.
Welcome back to sucking Nugs fans.
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That would be a good hire, as well as an indication that Carmelo Anthony may soon be in the Big Apple.
Heck, if the Denver Nuggets can’t get Anthony to sign an extension, they might even now consider trading him and Renaldo Balkman to the Knicks for a package of salary filler (e.g., Eddy Curry), Wilson Chandler, Anthony Randolph, Bill Walker, an unprotected 2017 first-round draft pick, a couple future second-round draft picks, and cash considerations.
C: Nene
PF: Kenyon Martin
SF: Anthony Randolph
SG: Aaron Afflalo
PG: Chauncey Billups
C: Chris Andersen
PF: Al Harrington
SF: Wilson Chandler
SG: J.R. Smith
PG: Ty Lawson
C: Eddy Curry
PF: Shelden Williams
SF: Bill Walker
SG: Coby Karl
PG: Anthony Carter
That’s still a likely playoff team, albeit one unable to make it out of the first round.
And without Melo
Denver would do well of course just to blow up the team and start over because they aren’t going to win.
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I'm not a fan of Anthony Randolph, but acquiring him is one way to begin the retooling process.
I also really, really dislike the signing of Al Harrington, for he’s terribly inefficient and chucks the ball like a madman. Besides, an all-around better player like Louis Amundson could’ve been had for the minimum.
I don't think they could have had Lou for the min
But definitely for part of the MLE.
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it’s gonna be sweet, late sept release date.
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 4, 2010 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions
not as sweet as SC2
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Aug 4, 2010 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions
have you bought it yet?
I got it on Sunday, but have been too busy with work to play much
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Aug 4, 2010 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions
yeah i did, played it for about an hour…it’s badass…it’s a complete throw back to the days of the original but better…where i use to play for hours on hours
i’m gonna sink in a couple hours this weekend at night
let me know when you want to skirmish
I’d meet BRP at the airport, not flee!! - fanfaraway
hopefully I’ll have some time to put into it this weekend, maybe next week some time
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by The Arkitect on Aug 4, 2010 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions
i thought about getting this, but i decided against it. I think C&C Generals is the most balanced and diverse RTS that i’ve ever played. I haven’t really loved anything else since…
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 4, 2010 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions
Ugh
Via Twitter:
Nets center Brook Lopez pulls out of world championships as he recovers from mono. Washington’s JaVale McGee named to US team.
Also, who did Lopez get mono from, jokes abound!
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Nooooooo!!!!
Durant better learn how to play center, fast!
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Good lord. LMA would have been a major player had he gone.
"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden
by dario argento on Aug 4, 2010 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions
He also might have gotten injured or gotten mono
Given the luck that players are having at this camp.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
But why would Aldridge kiss Brooke Lopez?
Do you know something that we don’t?
"I think he’s been doing some good things. I think he’s been doing some good things. He’s had to play a lot of minutes lately with Blake being out. I think he’s been doing some good things." -Nate McMillan
Yeah, he would have...
I’ve decided I’m not going to be negative though…
It’s kinda sad, though, that our national team’s front-line really isn’t even good enough to start for a playoff team in the NBA. People make a big deal about the stars not wanting to participate in the freaking dunk competition, because they owe it to the fans to put on a big show. How about they (the stars) step up and represent their country? That’s a bigger deal than the stinkin’ All-Star weekend! Where are Dwight, Amare’, and every other guy who should be there but aren’t?
Gosh darnit, I said something negative…
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Not them it isn't
The Olympics is all that matters, the World Championships lie barely above pre-season for the average NBA fan.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Not to the rest of the world
Remember when the FIBA president said that Spain is the reigning world champ? We should be able to dominate everything basketball related, since the best European athletes go into soccer, while the best Americans go into one of the major sports.
I can almost understand it for the guys who have already done it, and the one’s that won’t have their spot on the 2012 team jeopardized by not attending, but some people need to care a little more. I mean, what is it that they love more? Basketball, and winning at whatever level they can, or the NBA paycheck?
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The World Championships aren't that important anyways
I keep telling myself that.
But seriously, from a USA perspective mainly what winning them gets you is not having to qualify for the Olympics.
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Yeah, that's really funny
It sucks, but it’s funny in a satirical way.
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Probably the same reason they just picked up JaVale McGee
They ran out of options.
Still on the Rex bandwagon.
Why not go after someone like Marc Iavaroni as a Mike D'Antoni replacement?
Heck, Mike’s brother, Dan D’Antoni, would’ve made more sense as a fill-in who’s a natural-born American citizen.
If anyone can do it its him
He just won the NCAA title with a team that was probably not as talented as any of his previous title teams…
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As long as they don't lose to Hedoism's team
I’m cool.
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yeah, that would be ridiculous
but it’s not going to happen… Turkey is much worse than they used to be.
Turkey probably fails to qualify
If they aren’t hosting.
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The US should probably make the semis at least
I would guess, depending on matchups.
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hahaha
Spain, perhaps. Serbia is also rumoured to have put together a strong team, and they had a young interesting team in the European championships.
France?
Nah I think even Batum’s awesomeness can’t win this year.
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Indeed
Two of the more underrated players going into the NBA in a while.
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What about Seraphim and Mahinmi?
Are they on the team this year? I thought I heard something about Turiaf not going to play, but I’m almost positive Diaw is. Maybe I should check this out…
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Seraphim is out, Noah a maybe?
That’s what I’m getting from FIBA’s site.
Beaubois, Batum, Diaw, and Noah is a pretty good lineup. I’m guessing one of the Pietrus brothers would start at the 3?
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Haha! I found what I was looking for!
http://www.fiba.com/pages/eng/fe/10/fwcm/team/p/eid/4728/rid//sid/4728/tid/282/profile.html
And Mahinmi is on the roster, along with Ajinça.
Their frontline is a lot better than ours, and they have some really good defenders.
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Phase 3: Profit!
Spain?
Do those guys actually play basketball, or just preen in front of cameras all day? :-)
Still on the Rex bandwagon.
Brazil will be tough.
A front line of Splitter, Nene, Varejao with Barbossa on the wing will pose a problem for this US roster.
I'm so glad Oden wasn't able to play with them
The way things are going, he probably would have gotten hit with a nuclear bomb.
Still on the Rex bandwagon.
Sup everyone? Sitting here at the PCC library. I'm supposed to be doing research for a paper. Summer classes suck.
"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden
Bike riding is a UN plot to enslave Americans
Says GOP governor candidate in CO.
http://www.denverpost.com/election2010/ci_15673894
Republican gubernatorial candidate Dan Maes is warning voters that Denver Mayor John Hickenlooper’s policies, particularly his efforts to boost bike riding, are “converting Denver into a United Nations community.”
“This is all very well-disguised, but it will be exposed,” Maes told about 50 supporters who showed up at a campaign rally last week in Centennial.
Maes said in a later interview that he once thought the mayor’s efforts to promote cycling and other environmental initiatives were harmless and well-meaning. Now he realizes “that’s exactly the attitude they want you to have.”
“This is bigger than it looks like on the surface, and it could threaten our personal freedoms,” Maes said.
He added: “These aren’t just warm, fuzzy ideas from the mayor. These are very specific strategies that are dictated to us by this United Nations program that mayors have signed on to.”
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
LOL. I love it. Why do all you bike riders hate freedom so much?
People like this are amazing.
"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden
by dario argento on Aug 4, 2010 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions
It isn't so much that bike riders hate freedom
they are the antithesis of freedom
jus’ sayin’
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
I ride a bike to work
so I can enslave my fellow man (and women….particularly women).
I learned to ride my bike at the UN Indoctrination camp (I’m the guy wearing a mask).
This is what it’s like when you go in. And here is when you get out.
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
by antediluvian on Aug 4, 2010 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions
terrist.
"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden
by dario argento on Aug 4, 2010 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions
When you sit on a bike, you can only go where the mayor and the UN wants you to go. It's like a public bus.

Also doing what the government wants you to do:
http://www.e-mtb.com/images/imgn2007/09/markus.jpg
I always love how folks blame the UN
When in reality the UN has zero actual power to force anyone to do anything. All they can do is ask nicely.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
They ask nicely
from a black helicopter hovering overhead. A black helicopter supplied by the new overlords of the true world order.
Didn’t you get that memo?
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
by antediluvian on Aug 4, 2010 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions
25k comments is crazy
I’m not sure how you get there. Lol. All my different user names combined would probably get me about 10 or 11k. And I’ve been here for 4 years.
by Junk Drawer Bandit on Aug 4, 2010 9:46 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
Hm....I have about 20k
But I avoid the GDTs
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
sheesh
You’re way up there too. Did you get paid like outa this world money when your rookie contract was up?
by Junk Drawer Bandit on Aug 4, 2010 10:00 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Nah.....I'm just an ok player on a bad team
stat padding and all that
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Aug 4, 2010 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions
Plus I post random fragments of song lyrics for no appearent reason
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Aug 4, 2010 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Emphasis on the 'apparent part"
(I found out about you’re connections to the U.N.‘s indoctrination program. Don’t worry, I’m keeping quiet about it…but I want in!)
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the key is to not have a life and have a job/boss that allows you to post all day long.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
by DrivetheLane on Aug 4, 2010 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions
lol
Yeah the wife and kid don’t help my blogging time either. My wife does make fun of me for it though.
by Junk Drawer Bandit on Aug 4, 2010 10:10 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions
i’m sure if i had a different job and other stuff to do, i wouldn’t post nearly as much.
i passed 40K not too long ago.
also, the GDT can really up the comment count.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
by DrivetheLane on Aug 4, 2010 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions
And I’ve been waiting in the weeds
Waiting for the dust to settle down along the
Back roads running through the fields
Lying on the outskirts of this lonesome town
And I imagine sunlight in your hair
You’re at the county fair
You’re holding hands and laughing
And now the ferris wheel has stopped
You’re swinging on the top
Suspended there with him
And he’s the darling of the chic
The flavor of the week is melting
Down your pretty summer dress
Baby, what a mess you’re making
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
This happens to me frequently
I finally have just given up and right-click them…which is lame
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Aug 4, 2010 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions
plus I just ate a PopTart for breakfast. Not only not vegan, but likely to take a year off my life. I’m not so sure about this day.
have a twinkie
then take a nap and start over
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Aug 4, 2010 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions
I hope you at least put that thing in the toaster first....please tell me that
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Aug 4, 2010 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions
lame
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Aug 4, 2010 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions
did that invasive neighbor cat plant a pop-tart in your house?
it’s nefarious plan is starting to come to fruition. be on your guard.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
by DrivetheLane on Aug 4, 2010 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions
To lighten the mood
Just think of Maude’s death instead. The tragic, but oh so common killed by a t-shirt gun routine.
Still on the Rex bandwagon.
Yeah....I also like that they play aprt of that clip at the RG
right before they shoot the T-shirts
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Aug 4, 2010 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions
I keep hoping they'll show the next part
Obviously, they won’t. But it would be great if they did.
Still on the Rex bandwagon.
Lol...me too
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Aug 4, 2010 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions
breaking twitter news!
blazerbanter
#Blazers still exploring options for possibly moving Fernandez. A wide variety of deals are being considered, but nothing is pending.
bwahahah so insightful
I’d meet BRP at the airport, not flee!! - fanfaraway
That...is a very dramatic tweet
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Aug 4, 2010 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions
I hope BTS gave us at least 24-48 hours warning
You can’t just throw drama at a fanbase like that. We have to get warmed up. Someone might pull something.
Still on the Rex bandwagon.
oh boy.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
by DrivetheLane on Aug 4, 2010 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions
OMG.
DRAMA!!!!!!!!!
"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden
by dario argento on Aug 4, 2010 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm genuinely excited about the option to possibly make a move
I’m glad the CBA allow that despite guaranteed contracts
Is this like ESPN Breaking news this morning that Favre is still undecided?
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Aug 4, 2010 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions
where will he end up...hmm
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Aug 4, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Boston?
Go play with the O’Neal brothers?
NY would probably be the best place for him, but the Knicks are a terrible trade partner in terms of what they can offer….
another reason to like boston
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Aug 4, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions
what exactly does Boston have that we want? Big Baby? that would take another player in addition to Rudy
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Aug 4, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions
He's the one player on the Celtics I'd consider trading Rudy Fernandez to Boston.
Right now, though, the Portland Trail Blazers have got an overloaded roster; thus, I’d still rather trade Fernandez to Chicago for the future first-round pick it’s owed from from Charlotte.
i would not want to trade rudy for nate...
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Aug 4, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions
maybe, but again, it’d take more than Rudy to make the salaries work… plus Nate just resigned, so he can’t be traded till December 15th
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Aug 4, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions
but him and Brandon are best friend!
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
I wouldn't do Nate Rob ever. That's just icky, Sammy. Shame on you.
them climbin' in yo windows, they snachin' yo people up
I would like Rondo
The Celtics and the Clippers would be FOOLISH to reject this trade:
http://games.espn.go.com/nba/tradeMachine?tradeId=26s9ghs
Clippers?
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Aug 4, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions
you got to hand it to Apple...they know how to make money
iPhone5 in January? hahahah
http://www.gadgetsdna.com/iphone-5-and-ipad-mini-details-leaked/5271/
I’d meet BRP at the airport, not flee!! - fanfaraway
And their devotees will stupidly buy it
Apple could sell a piece of crap stamped with their logo for $500 and get away with it at this point.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I buy Apple products cuz they're awesome.
"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden
by dario argento on Aug 4, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Even though the antenna doesn't work on the IPhone 4.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
i think it’s overblown…all phones have antenna issues if you have giant sweaty hands
I’d meet BRP at the airport, not flee!! - fanfaraway
Are you calling me FAT?!?!
AND sweaty!!!! Oh, the nerve of you Apple people!
I’m a PC, and the US Department of Health doesn’t like my BMI.
Phase 1: Collect underpants
Phase 2: ???
Phase 3: Profit!
Yeah definitely design flaw.
It works just fine if you put a case on it though from everyone I know that has one. I don’t know anyone who doesn’t keep theirs in a case. People I know that have them didn’t even know it was an issue until they read about it. Who doesn’t keep their $500 piece of technology in a protective case?
"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden
by dario argento on Aug 4, 2010 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions
But this highlights why I would never buy new technology
Its most expensive and most likely to be buggy.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
A good policy. Me neither. I wait a little while until all the flaws surface.
"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden
by dario argento on Aug 4, 2010 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions
then you would wait forever!!!!!!!!
it’s like waiting for the perfect time to ask a girl on a date…then another guy just plainly ask, and gets her first
I’d meet BRP at the airport, not flee!! - fanfaraway
I just wait 3-6 months
That way the price drops and some of the more obvious bugs are worked out.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
3-6 months?!
Cute girls don’t stay single that long, bruh.
Oh, I thought you were talking about something else…nm then…
Phase 1: Collect underpants
Phase 2: ???
Phase 3: Profit!
nah I just wait a little bit. I waited about a month to get the 3G, right after the first update that fixed the horrid battery life issue.
"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden
by dario argento on Aug 4, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions
i don’t…these devices are meant to be naturally scuffed up
I’d meet BRP at the airport, not flee!! - fanfaraway
scuffed up is one thing, but a case lessens the energy transferred to the phone if you drop it.
"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden
by dario argento on Aug 4, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions
I have. I do everything to the extreme.
"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden
by dario argento on Aug 4, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Yesterday a girl didn't just drop it, she threw her phone right against my back when exiting the subway
In other news, the new iPhone’s back is designed to break first, so the screen doesn’t crack which is cheaper to replace.
did you grab her booty in the subway on your way out?
I’d meet BRP at the airport, not flee!! - fanfaraway
Nope, we never met and never will. But her phone touched me in a magical moment.
It was like in Forrest Gump: “And then something bit me in the buttocks”
by Norsktroll on Aug 4, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
This reminds me of true life story
Me and good friend were walking into (or out of…can’t remember) a dance club (way back in the day). My friend was walking with his arms swinging slightly (as is normal) while talking to me, and didn’t see this hottie trying to squeeze by him…the swing of his hand hit her right in the muffin. She immediately turned around and slapped him in the face….it was hilarious, so I started laughing. He spent the next 5 mins apologizing to her and explaining that it was an accident …which was even funnier
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Aug 4, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Playing doctor on the subway?
"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden
by dario argento on Aug 4, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions
things i've learned...
bedgers have no handles…man, i should have figure that is normal after schooling dougall
I’d meet BRP at the airport, not flee!! - fanfaraway
whuck?
I’ve never dropped a phone
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Aug 4, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, but they'll have the iPhone 5 out in less than a year to fix it
Despite the bad PR in the meantime, the rebuilding effort for Apple is at least going a lot faster than FEMA could ever hope to even get off their couch and change the channel from Jersey Shore, or whatever the heck bureaucrats with no lives watch, to the news report of a major natural disaster.
Phase 1: Collect underpants
Phase 2: ???
Phase 3: Profit!
That's why I always wait a few months to buy a new product.
I was soooo close to getting an Iphone 4 too.
"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden
by dario argento on Aug 4, 2010 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions
the facetime feature is cool….now with jb, you can do facetime over 3g.
which for me, would be worthwhile when i travel…esp for my kids…we do video chat on PC but it would be more convenient on the phone
I’d meet BRP at the airport, not flee!! - fanfaraway
the video from the iphone 4 is ridiculous. I can't believe it actually. 5 years ago you would have to pay over 5 grand to get video that crisp.
"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden
by dario argento on Aug 4, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions
yeah I can't wait to get that feature.
"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden
by dario argento on Aug 4, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions
It makes sense for them to rush it
since there’s not going to be a recall of the iPhone 4. From the article, it sounds like it’s more like an iPhone 4.5… same components, repackaged into a different shell. I bet they have some sort of trade in discount for iPhone 4 owners as well.
I'd be surprised if they did a trade-in discount
But they’ll probably offer an early upgrade option. They did that for the iphone 4 release anyway.
Still on the Rex bandwagon.
iphone 5 = iphone 4 plus the ability to make calls
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Aug 4, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions
ipad mini...
so that’s their new name for the ipod touch?
by HD on Aug 4, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay
Dude who is literally printing 1500 pages single-sided (my cube is next to a printer but also next to a window which is why I like it) is the reason we have global warming.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
The window is closed
I’m in PSU’s Urban Center, which is a green building (means windows don’t open).
But seriously 1500 pages dude? You can’t read it on your screen or at least print double-sided.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
you could punch him....
"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden
by dario argento on Aug 4, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Its a her
Spotted the name on a bunch of the pages.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
you could punch her....
"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden
by dario argento on Aug 4, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Is she hot?
If not, punch her. She deserved to be punched for not being hot and not being sensitive to the earth.
"I think he’s been doing some good things. I think he’s been doing some good things. He’s had to play a lot of minutes lately with Blake being out. I think he’s been doing some good things." -Nate McMillan
I'm not too worried about paper consumption
We grow those trees specifically for paper.
Still on the Rex bandwagon.
Just looked
It looks like its every paper this lady has ever written (I know her and I’ll give her crap over it).
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
You should ask her what's so damn important that she has to tie up the printer for an hour
Still on the Rex bandwagon.
I will
I’ll be funny about it though.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Is she hot?
"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden
by dario argento on Aug 4, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Alright, a chance to show of my new knowledge
Eiffel tower!
Still on the Rex bandwagon.
by dan_the_man on Aug 4, 2010 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
That reminds me of a Guiness commercial I just saw on AskMen.com
Phase 1: Collect underpants
Phase 2: ???
Phase 3: Profit!
She's a grad student
You don’t fire a grad student.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
is she hot?
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Aug 4, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions
tell snot guy hi for us.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
by DrivetheLane on Aug 4, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions
hahah
a few months ago, someone posted a failblog pic and tinfoil, said “excuse me, that’s my job here”
I’d meet BRP at the airport, not flee!! - fanfaraway
I know, I just felt a need to pinpoint my role here more accurately- probably should have replied to myself instead of you. I think I am overexplaining.
yeah, you were on the apex of the humor curve with the first comment, now it’s going downhill
I’d meet BRP at the airport, not flee!! - fanfaraway
Yes. Here is a graph to help you
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Aug 4, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions
:)
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Aug 4, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions
my family is so bad at telling jokes. I’m just trying to keep up with the family traditions. (cause, see, I said something funny, and then I explained it, and then I explained it even more, and then it wasn’t funny anymore. Get it?)
Dork!
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Aug 4, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions
Could you clarifiy your position a little??
I am intrigued
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Aug 4, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions
i have that same over-explaining problem
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
by DrivetheLane on Aug 4, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions
Someone agrees
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Aug 4, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions
hahaha
i make one single point about pop culture and it turns in to this? haha. i guess it could be worse.
(i’m not wrong about that Urkel character either. also, another example in that same vein: Screech Powers)
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
by DrivetheLane on Aug 4, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Pop culture referrence number two
Be prepared for a a photoshop rendition of Screech and Urkel mud wrestling for dork supremacy
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Aug 4, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions
hahahaha
that would be a good matchup.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
by DrivetheLane on Aug 4, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions
what's yer job here BRP? Inventing new percentages for your various races??????
oh snap!
them climbin' in yo windows, they snachin' yo people up
wut? i don't complaint about work ever.
i just tell funny stories. For example, i saw one today where an insured filed a claim, and the synopsis in the computer said:
“Insured’s car was damaged by a falling pine cone. A giant pine cone….”
them climbin' in yo windows, they snachin' yo people up
Aww, I'm sorry you feel like poo
But I promise watching this nutbar will make you feel better. I recommend Bloodsport, Kickboxer, and Double Impact (there’s two of them!).
Still on the Rex bandwagon.
what did i even write up there??
it’s the late here? i must be falling ill, fo’ real. I’ll try to go on a Van Damme binge some other time… Good night :)
looks crazy
Durian smells of horribleness
........IIIII
........IIIII
...(O)
IIIII........
IIIII........
by Y5k on Aug 4, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
always wondered what you looked like
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Aug 4, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
yup... that's me all right...
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Aug 4, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
of course it would happen against my starting pitcher in fantasy baseball today. poop.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
by DrivetheLane on Aug 4, 2010 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions
Your fantasy team is cursed
It was on a fastball right down main street.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
stupid Shawn Marcum.
at least he’s got the Jay’s offense behind him. hopefully they hit a few more homers today.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
by DrivetheLane on Aug 4, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Also
Why would you EVER start a member of the Blue Jays?
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Marcum has been good this year. well, decent for a low part of my fantasy pitching staff.
i did think about not starting him against the NYY today but figured i’d roll the dice.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
by DrivetheLane on Aug 4, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions
The correct question is: Why would you ever play fantasy baseball?
Fantasy football and basketball are stressful enough
cause it’s fun.
it’s not stressful at all.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
by DrivetheLane on Aug 4, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions
it’s so time consuming compared to bball and football.
i do enjoy it too if i had more time
I’d meet BRP at the airport, not flee!! - fanfaraway
i haven’t found it that time consuming. check the lineup at the beginning of the week and lineup the starters for the week.
i don’t carry extra offensive guys cause the pitching is where the real points are at. then check a few times a day to see if there is any news. it’s really not that time consuming at all. basketball was more time consuming for me.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
by DrivetheLane on Aug 4, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions
I only do football
Because I don’t like having to adjust my lineup as often as you do for basketball and baseball.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
yep.
if they had an advanced stat fantasy baseball game, i would want to join a league with you. it would help me learn some of those stats maybe.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
by DrivetheLane on Aug 4, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions
we use OPS and WHIP in one of my leagues— that’s kind of advanced.
I don’t mind having stats like RBI and R in fantasy baseball even though they are awful stats to evaluate players— just means you have to take context into account when you do your draft.
though it would be fun to just use advanced stats. team with the most WAR for the season wins.
hmmm…
yeah. that would be interesting.
a person would have to really dig in to the players cause you’d be looking for role players i would think. guys who aren’t normally on the fantasy radar.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
by DrivetheLane on Aug 4, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
I have some friends that are part of 24-team 20-roster deep keeper league. Just hearing them at talk about it makes me hurt. That’s way more commitment than I could manage.
24 teams?
that would be really tough to plan and draft for. tons of research involved. especially with keepers and all.
i’m just in an 8 team league. we have it set to 4 keepers. it’s pretty chill.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
by DrivetheLane on Aug 4, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, it's crazy.
They knew as much about the M’s roster and AAA and AA prospects as I do, and neither of them particularly care about Seattle.
i think football is…based on it only being once a week.
baseball have more stats, options, strategy, etc but it takes so much time
I’d meet BRP at the airport, not flee!! - fanfaraway
but fantasy baseball comes by far the closest to real baseball— where the best fantasy team is most likely to be the best real team.
That's true
Fantasy football is all about who can get the most TDs.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
The primary league I'm in
You get points most easily by getting running or catching TDs.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
sidenote: are we doing a JD football league again this year?
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Aug 4, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
yep…just prepping it now…
we have to kick a couple out and recruit maybe 3…
tom will get a spot if he wants to join us…
on the out: sophia, morty and phil for being memphis
I’d meet BRP at the airport, not flee!! - fanfaraway
Sophia is out? but her team was soo good last year
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Aug 4, 2010 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions
duly noted…you are on the waiting list…bribery welcomed
I’d meet BRP at the airport, not flee!! - fanfaraway
Whatever skywalker offers, I'll double it.
Phase 1: Collect underpants
Phase 2: ???
Phase 3: Profit!
just like how you were gonna pwn in fantasy basketball?
I’d meet BRP at the airport, not flee!! - fanfaraway
waaaaahhhhh…
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Aug 4, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions
He's gonna go home and make out with his reflection.
"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden
by dario argento on Aug 4, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions
breaking twitter news!
paulcoro
Suns Director of Security Kevin Tucker came to Phx the same yr as Amar’e & leaves the same yr too. He’ll be Blazers’ director of security. 16 minutes ago via web
I’d meet BRP at the airport, not flee!! - fanfaraway
Maybe he's really the director of
Health Security.
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
by antediluvian on Aug 4, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Director of knee security?
"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden
by dario argento on Aug 4, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Maybe all our injuries came from people in the crowd with tiny lasers
And this is the guy who can track them down. Great hire.
Still on the Rex bandwagon.
Rondo's inescapable logic
Part of the NBA 2k11 promo campaign:

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
that’s gotta be up there. i’m not sure it’s much better than this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCj_byXw8Cg&feature=fvw
the one you posted looks better i think cause the wall is lower so it looks like he gets way up there.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
by DrivetheLane on Aug 4, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions
my favorite is when Ichiro throws a guy out…amazing how hard/fast he can throw a ball
I’d meet BRP at the airport, not flee!! - fanfaraway
this made my jaw drop when i saw it live.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
by DrivetheLane on Aug 4, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions
without question
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
by DrivetheLane on Aug 4, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions
i think so.
i’m more curious to see if he can possibly reach 3000 hits in the majors alone. he’s gonna set the record for most consecutive 200 hit seasons this year. if he does, i think that might put him somewhat close to the all time record between both the Japanese League and MLB.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
by DrivetheLane on Aug 4, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions
I would be surprised if he gets to 3000 in the majors
if he continues getting 200 hits per year, he would need to play an additional 4 more years to get the needed hits. He would also be 40 during the 4th year.
yeah i would be too. i really hope he does it. man, that would be amazing.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
by DrivetheLane on Aug 4, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions
I dunno…. maybe a 35-40% chance? I could see Ichiro playing well into his 40s a la Vizquel and I think he’s got a couple more very good years left.
i would put it around 15%
there isn’t a lot of history for players over 800 hits after they turn 36. Baseball-reference.com says that 17 players have done this.
(as an aside, I think that it is lame that baseball-reference makes you subscribe to see the entire list)
just wondering with everyone dissecting hall of famers if he’s a first ballot
I’d meet BRP at the airport, not flee!! - fanfaraway
It would have been debatable a couple years ago. At this point, I think it’s a sure thing. Even if you completely write off his time in Japan, dude’s got a decade of MLB service, hit over 200 hits every year, set the MLB hits record, played stellar defense throughout, and it seems like he could keep this going at least through the end of his contract. There’s very little debate in my mind.
Did you know that there's an Ichiro museum?
My dad went there while my parents were living in Japan and he still talks about it….
not sure if this link will work, but Gary Matthews Jr’s catch here is another nominee, just unreal:
http://v.ku6.com/show/z4FdSpU8LwCImJYM.html
yes! i remember that.
that one might really be the best ever. that’s a crazy crazy catch.
i can’t find the specific video, but i think Ryan Freel and Eric Byrnes have made some of my favorite catches also: diving towards the fence, back to the ball. amazing.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
by DrivetheLane on Aug 4, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions
yeah. back when he was with the A’s i loved watching him play. just went all-out on everything. so cool to watch a guy hustle like that.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
by DrivetheLane on Aug 4, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions
he’s like the opposite of an in prime Griffey (who could make the impossible seem easy). Byrnes made the easy seem incredibly difficult— but also cool. He’s fun to watch for sure, but I dislike guys who hustle into dumb plays as often as Byrnes did.
Hustle is good but intelligence>hustle.
i thought the all time best make the easy look great outfielder was Jim Edmonds. that guy dove for the fun of it after catching the ball i think.
also, another great play, but i can’t find video, is when Buck Martinez tagged out two guys at the plate and the first guy that hit him broke his leg.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
by DrivetheLane on Aug 4, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions
Bret Boone was the Eric Byrnes of infielders, for he also made what'd be a routine play ...
for most second basemen look like some incredible out. Dammit, Boone was way overrated during his second go-around in Seattle. I hated that guy, too.
he’s playing 2B on the all-roids team though right?
we should make a lineup.
1B-McGwire
2B-Boone
3B-ARod
SS-?
LF-Bonds
CF-Brady Anderson?
RF-Sosa
C-Pudge?
P-Clemens
RP-Gagne
and, in the AL, DH-Canseco
does this seem about right?
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
by DrivetheLane on Aug 4, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions
good call.
i can’t remember if Anderson played CF or not. seems like there might be someone better to put there but i couldn’t think of anyone.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
by DrivetheLane on Aug 4, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Tejada might be a candidate at SS though.
is Tejada at SS and A-Rod at 3B better than ARod at SS and Caminiti at 3B?
i think it might be.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
by DrivetheLane on Aug 4, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
naw….i think Boone put up better roid numbers than Tejada. Boone has to be the starter i think. Tejada as the utility guy makes a ton of sense though, so let’s go with that. Tejada could do SS/3B and maybe 2B too.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
by DrivetheLane on Aug 4, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions
i don't think so
look at the MVP years for Caminiti and Tejeda (lets assume that is when they were the most roided up).
Caminiti had an OPS of 1.028
Tejeda had an OPS of .861
good call. we’ll go with your idea
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
by DrivetheLane on Aug 4, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
over Canseco?
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
by DrivetheLane on Aug 4, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
oh yeah, not even close
Giambi had 3 seasons with an OPS over 1, and 2 seasons higher than 1.1
Canseco’s highest OPS was .989.
Canseco first 40-40 guy? original roid user. original bash brothers. won a world series….
i don’t know……tough decision for me. but strictly by the numbers, i think you and Jake are correct.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
by DrivetheLane on Aug 4, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions
can’t put him in there over McGwire or Canseco can you?
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
by DrivetheLane on Aug 4, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Giambi’s career numbers and peak numbers are better than Canseco’s. Giambi was the better hitter. Canseco may have been the better player since he also played the field (albeit not particularly well) and had speed.
it would just seem wrong to have an all-peds team without Canseco on it thought right?
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
by DrivetheLane on Aug 4, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions
good ideas. i like it.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
by DrivetheLane on Aug 4, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
A "Birthday Card" from a birther for Obama's 49th B-day today

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I got an email from Michelle Obama asking me to sign his birthday card
I signed it with the name of my Tea Party co-worker. She was so mad.
them climbin' in yo windows, they snachin' yo people up
i disagree.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
by DrivetheLane on Aug 4, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions
cause it’s 400+ feet from home plate and a basket catch. and it was a long way to run.
the most amazing thing about that play, though, is the throw after the catch. i think he either doubled a guy off, or kept him from advancing and scoring a run.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
by DrivetheLane on Aug 4, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions
that's as about as exciting as you get sif
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Aug 4, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions
the guy advanced from 2nd to 3rd, but everyone raves about how Mays kept him from scoring. Never quite understood that one myself, even though I understand that park was massive, so tagging up 2 bases on a play like that wasn’t unheard of.
yeah. scoring from second on a sacrifice there would have been pretty routine i’d think.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
by DrivetheLane on Aug 4, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions
it was a tie game in the top of the 8th with no outs and runners on 1st and 2nd… he made that ridiculous basket catch 482 feet out there and somehow got it back in time to prevent the guy on 2nd from scoring
some just won’t understand, cloudy. but i agree with you. amazing play all the way around by the best player ever to play the game.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
by DrivetheLane on Aug 4, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions
fail
if you gonna make a compelling argument, pick a better youtube video choseph
I’d meet BRP at the airport, not flee!! - fanfaraway
oh, and the best part of that play isn’t even the catch.. it’s him wheeling around and getting the ball in quickly to prevent the runner from scoring. and here’s the joke that was the polo grounds:

oh yes. i should have read ahead before i posted.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
by DrivetheLane on Aug 4, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions
really? was that an actual plan for the Coliseum?
that left field line is ridiculous. i hope there was a big monster type wall at that end.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
hahaha
oh yeah.
good thing someone’s paying attention…..
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
cool.
you gonna be up here on the 17th of august?
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
I'm afraid I have a problem
If things go as they have been for the last few days, it is very likely my son’s first sentence will be, “So you can run and tell THAT, homeboy.”
Still on the Rex bandwagon.
hero pigeon FTW
@TheOnion: BREAKING: Hero Pigeon Shits On A-Rod’s Face During 600th-Home-Run Trot
I’d meet BRP at the airport, not flee!! - fanfaraway
by broyposse on Aug 4, 2010 11:22 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
lol
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Aug 4, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions
hahahahahaha
(you forgot to edit the swear word)
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
by DrivetheLane on Aug 4, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions
i didn’t forget…i don’t like editing other people’s work
I’d meet BRP at the airport, not flee!! - fanfaraway
hahahaha
good call.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
by DrivetheLane on Aug 4, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Speaking of which
How did you like the edited version of FFA’s lock and key story?
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Aug 4, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions
it was good. made me laugh.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
by DrivetheLane on Aug 4, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Good deal
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Aug 4, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions
smh
from LL:
09/10 Washington Capitals: 3.88 goals/game
09/10 Vancouver Canucks: 3.32 goals/game
09/10 Chicago Blackhawks: 3.30 goals/game
2010 Seattle Mariners: 3.24 runs/game
09/10 San Jose Sharks: 3.22 goals/game
hahaha
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
by DrivetheLane on Aug 4, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Sweet I got Android 2.2 on my Droid before Verizon's slow release date.
thank you nerds of the internet for finding things for me.
by Junk Drawer Bandit on Aug 4, 2010 11:29 AM PDT reply actions
i’ve got a serious case of not wanting to work at all today.
i’m going camping tomorrow. i’m as mentally checked out right now as it’s possible to be without being in a coma.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
tell me about it.
actually I don’t have to work today, but I should be cleaning or doing something useful. But instead i’m here/playing RRD and texting ppl to babysit so I can go tubing later.
by Junk Drawer Bandit on Aug 4, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Does this help?
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Aug 4, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions
That monkey took that puppy back home to his family
and they ate him
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Aug 4, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Look at the monkey's expression
He looks hongry!!
He looks like he saying: " Honey!!! I brought home take home!"
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Aug 4, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions
from their trunk
it came with the car
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Aug 4, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
this is super duper cute.
I’ve wanted a pet monkey ever since I was really little, and then friends came on and Ross had one and I was very jealous.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
They are a major pain in the arse, apparently.
Think of a 2.5 yo that likes to throw tantrums, plays with his food, is super quick and agile, climbs all over the place, likes to throw and break things, slings feces around…
yeah once I got older and read about how annoying they are...
I sorta changed my mind. I still think they’re adorable animals, though.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
it is boringggggggggg.
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Aug 4, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
what would liven it up for you?
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
by DrivetheLane on Aug 4, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Schwingggggg!
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Aug 4, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions
oooooooo baby…..
shall i regale you with missives of adventure and romance?
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
by DrivetheLane on Aug 4, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
oh :(
well then would you regale me with tales of adventure and romance?
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
by DrivetheLane on Aug 4, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions
well then.
i guess we’ll just go on having a boring jd then.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
by DrivetheLane on Aug 4, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions
hey don’t get mad at me. i tried to help.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
by DrivetheLane on Aug 4, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions
my quote here fits purrfect
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Aug 4, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions
hehonkers?
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
by DrivetheLane on Aug 4, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions
how long do you think Jeff Passan had this article saved?
i’m guessing at least 2 weeks.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;_ylt=AoHeZnL4X9c29A.bC0KyJSVDubYF?slug=ap-vikings-favre
Hahahaha
Phase 1: Collect underpants
Phase 2: ???
Phase 3: Profit!
What color is that?
I’m thinking a combination of lime green, safety orange, and turkey turn turd tan.
Phase 1: Collect underpants
Phase 2: ???
Phase 3: Profit!
ooo Woot - I have a JD contribution, I have a JD contribution!
If there are any designers out there…a great site along the lines of dontevenreply.com
warning, language and graphics…but not too bad! David Thorne
check out Simon’s Pie Charts…LOL
wake me in 2011
my favorite on that one
Dear Shannon,
It’s a design thing. The cat is lost in the negative space.
Regards, David.
wake me in 2011
that’s hilarious.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
by DrivetheLane on Aug 4, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions
ok, this is awesome…
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Aug 4, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
shift a
unfiltered beer is not nice the next day.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
are you already drinking?
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Aug 4, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
cuz I gots a little tummy ache.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
steve blake is on twitter and also gave birth today!
http://twitter.com/SteveBlake5
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Aug 4, 2010 12:27 PM PDT reply actions
Steve Blake gave birth today!!!!!!!
this is huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge news!
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
by DrivetheLane on Aug 4, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions
i mean, sure, there was that “guy” in Bend but Steve Blake hasn’t even had any surgeries!
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
by DrivetheLane on Aug 4, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions
i thought dude’s giving birth only happened in movies staring Arnold Schwarzacantspellhislastname
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
by DrivetheLane on Aug 4, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions
not aware of that movie
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Aug 4, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
its a comedy
and just like all Schwarzenegger/DeVito comedies it is about scientific experiments involving pregency
sounds like my kinda movie.not
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Aug 4, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow. Did someone just use "not" at the end of a sentence to denote sarcasm?! Awesome.
Oh, early 90s, how I miss thee.
I’m 29 and I’m rapidly losing touch with what’s cool. Is the use of “not” in the aforementioned context acceptable again?! Please say yes!
totally tubular, bro
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
yep. it’s completely acceptable again!
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psych!!
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
by DrivetheLane on Aug 4, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions
oh god are you the ice cream mane?
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Aug 4, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions
hilarious skit.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
by DrivetheLane on Aug 4, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions
back when he was funny
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
Nah....That saying was around when I was a kid
This may be one of the best examples though
PS it is psych….not sike. We also would say we “psych’d people out”…maybe it came from psych warfare or something…who knows…but like I said …it was around in the early 70’s
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
I have this on DVD
Hilarious
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
it’s whatever i say it is
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
by DrivetheLane on Aug 4, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions
dont cough an attitude with me
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Aug 4, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
means he can still cough...it ou
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Aug 4, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions
i got a itch in my throat. wanna scratch it?
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
by DrivetheLane on Aug 4, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions
your boyfrenn can help you with that
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Aug 4, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
doesn’t have to cause you’re boyfriend already is! oh snap!!
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.
.
oh….wait…
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
i have some nswfb for you
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Aug 4, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions
how enticing. e-mail me
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
naw. emailing is like soo
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Aug 4, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
if that is what she's into. okayyy.
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Aug 4, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions
wat cha tryin 2 say bout ma english?
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Aug 4, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions
i’m glad you got this up there faster than me. almost got double posted
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
by DrivetheLane on Aug 4, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Nate is sucha proud poppa
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Aug 4, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions
webster is getting married in 4 days?
keep forgetting he’s gone
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Aug 4, 2010 12:35 PM PDT reply actions
Steve Blake's newborn is name Zach
hahaha, that made me lol
I’d meet BRP at the airport, not flee!! - fanfaraway
Zach Blake!
I have probably said that before.
by Name's Ash on Aug 4, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
True....it's not like he name his kid [F-bomb]
So he goes with the next best thing!!
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
I thought th Dad was already
“Zaching” Blake. Is the kid a Junior?
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
note to self
8/4/2010 1:14pm:: Monkeys eating puppies is not funny to Roybot
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
this was right before an eagle swooped down and...

by Junk Drawer Bandit on Aug 4, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't worry Roybot, I'm sure teh kitty is fine
The Eagle just wanted to take it home to cuddle
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
My cousin's friend
was dog sitting a little yorkie. One day, while walking the dog, a hawk came down and swooped up the pup. The dog walker was so startled she let go of the leash and away the dog went.
I'd let go of the leash too. Even if you love the dog, the hawk totally earned it. And that would be a crazy sight.
Plus, THAT is what you get for walking a freaking Yorkie!
haha, my friend was just telling me about a very similar story
he was camping on the Sound one year and this lady in the campsite right next to his had her little purse dog walking around and a hawk swooped down and grabbed it and just flew away while the family watched in shock. Funny that I heard a very similar story two days in a row
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
for real?
i had a yorkie. She was attacked by raccoons one time. They had her pinned on her back so my dad took one of those plastic lawn tables and hit the raccoon with it. The table snapped in half and my dog was fine.
imagine how tblazers must feel.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
Heehee, I didn't see this earlier.
My dad is way less threatening than that story makes him sound. He’s probably less scary than DTL.
wow…..
that’s really too bad for your dad.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
Actually, his boss told him a few months ago that he's "too red"
which apparently meant he can be too mean to people. That was funny.
hahahaha
on my last evaluation the negative part was “can be short or abrupt and, at times, disrespectful to team members.”
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
they know better than to do that.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
Raccoons and hawks killed my parents ducks, and several chickens
I ain’t seen it happen live, but my family has told me they’ve seen hawks come down and swoop up a chicken or duck at my parent’s house.
#52
Right around
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
I've had my new phone for like 3 weeks now
and I can’t help but want to root/overclock it. Anybody ever jailbreak their Iphone or root an android phone?
by Junk Drawer Bandit on Aug 4, 2010 1:15 PM PDT reply actions
yeah the only downside I can see is voiding the warranty
but i’ve never used a warranty on anything i’ve ever bought. lol
by Junk Drawer Bandit on Aug 4, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
never owned an Xbox 360?
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
I had a 360 and PS3 at the same time
but never played the 360 so I sold it before anything bad ever happened. My PS3 got the horrible yellow overheating light like a month after the 2 year warranty ran out… that happens a lot or so I read. Pretty sure it’s planned. Had to send it in and pay like 160 or something to get it fixed. Total freaking rip.
by Junk Drawer Bandit on Aug 4, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions
ah that really sucks
my 360 got the RROD and it was about a month after my warranty expired. But I complained and told them I knew all about the class action lawsuit against them for intentionally sending out the system with this problem and would be happy to add my name to the list after being a happy xbox customer for years. They fixed it within a week and sent me 3 free months of xbox live and 1600 microsoft points…
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
First phone call from a police officer ever.
I’m going to go stock up on heavy artillery. Nice knowing you all.
"Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you've always imagined."
umm....what he want?
Selling tix to the policemen’s ball?
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
uh oh
he hasn’t posted since then… lets start a rumor
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
I thought they took chris hanson’s show off the air?
by Name's Ash on Aug 4, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well, Perverted Justice -- which Dateline worked with on "To Catch a Predator" -- was allegedly a ...
shady operation that’s not completely aboveboard. This lawsuit against NBC didn’t help matters, either.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perverted-Justice#Criticism
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/showtracker/2008/06/nbc-resolves-la.html
When I got home the neighbor came over and said my dog was barking for three hours starting at 5:30 AM
I told my wife and she got so mad that she wanted to fight him. She said she was sleeping, woke up at 5:45 AM, the dog was sleeping with her, and then she didn’t leave for almost an hour. She wanted me to go over and tell them it wasn’t my dog. I’m going to sleep instead.
this place is a graveyard
shall we talk about euthanasia?
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
ha, I was kidding with mine
I worry any politics talk is dangerous of getting hostile. (I’m very happy about this ruling, though).
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
I hate you
and you’re wrong…
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.
.
no matter what you believe
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
what is there to talk about
that judgement will be appealed, and the appeals process will almost certainly continue until the Supreme Court.
OK, I have to find a reason to sue the state of California while Arnie is still gov
The prop 8 case was Perry v. Schwarzenegger.
Still on the Rex bandwagon.
that sounds absolutely insane.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
hahaha
Linksys is always nice to see when I bring my laptop out of town.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
on my ride home, first I passed a kid with a LeBron James Heat t-shirt.
Then, I passed a group of men smoking pot and street racing. They were on foot. It was odd.
One of these events is believable
I will leave it to the student to decide which
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
haha, the second scenario is bonkers
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
finagle is a fun word.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
Me too
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
I also say Jimmy Rigged
I used to say Jury Rigged until I found out it was offensive to juries
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
I am often trying to find the right place to use it in conversation
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
I use it all the time
When describing anything that uses guile
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
No way....
….you didn’t do either of those!!
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
well i’ve just drawn blood at work. in a decidedly unmanly way, however.
in other news, i hate those air tight packages with no way to easily open them short of a chainsaw.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
I once drew blood at work.
it was that summer that I had a part time job as “bear fighter”
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
that’s a much manlier way to bleed at work than i got :(
i’m gonna come up with a story of daring-do to make it sound better!
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
that’s not bad.
also, thanks for leaving me hanging on my internet high-five in your post. my hand faded to cyber-nothingness now.
and now i’ve drawn cyber-blood from my cyber-heart cause it cyber-broke :(
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
Wait, I laughed at your reference to the "obtuse" comment-- I thought it was funny
Did I miss a hi-5?!
#52
it was right below that comment.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
I rec'd it!
I rec’d anyone who gave me a nice compliment, without replying to it directly… saying “thanks” felt too indulgent, since reccing compliments is indulgent enough.
But I went ahead and E-5’d ya!
#52
actually, i was fixing a paper jam when this guy came running at me shouting, “leave it leave it” and swinging one of those vga cables like a sling and wearing a shirt that said “paper jam bandit”. i said, “I must fix this paper jam!!!” so i wheeled around and caught his vga cable, which was flung at my head, with one hand and then quickly turned and did a tuck n roll towards the assailant, which enabled me to kick his legs from beneath him. i think gave him a swift kick to the noggin to put him unconscious and then tied his hands with the vga cable weapon. then i fixed the paper jam.
while filling out the incident report, i got a paper cut and that’s what drew the blood.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
Ooooh that used to happen to me all the time
When I was a waiter. I’d get paper cuts all the time from whatever, and then at work I’d grab lemons for a table in the lemon thingy and the sting would last all day. You couldn’t wash it out.
#52
you’re sharper than i give you credit for, ark.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
haha
i’ll have to remember this one.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
the city of Portland is sucking my sense of humor away bit by bit… why is it so hard to even submit for a permit… ALL I WANT TO DO IS GIVE THEM MONEY SO THEY WILL LOOK AT MY DRAWINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
this sounds like a serious matter.
i recommend bribery to the right people and no small amount of scotch.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
First I must light the hoops on fire
.
Second I must jump through the hoops
.
Third I must stick the Landing
.
Fourth I must wait an hour
.
Fifth I must repeat steps 1-5 until I satisfy the ringmaster
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
stupid Sam Adams and bike lanes
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
suuuuuure, cloudy. like anyone’s gonna believe that.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
IWASTRYINGTOBACKUPYORESTORY
geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
Since nobody answered yesterday...
Does anyone wanna do a Bedge Kebab-a-rama thing this weekend?
Blazers win!
would if i could. but, sadly, i haven’t been able to get up to that place at all this summer. sad times for me.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
Early reviews are in for Will Farrell's "The Other Guys"
Wow. I wonder where the rating will go from here.
holy cow!
I thought you were posting this and saying “wow” at how bad they were. This is exciting since it’s already my most anticipated Summer comedy. I don’t expect a “good film” per se, but once a Summer I like to go see a funny, mindless comedy and this was the one I looked forward to this year. Glad they critics like it, at least so far.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
The concept seemed pretty decent
Although I was hoping it wasn’t going to be too slap-stick. I usually find Mark Walhberg funny just because he looks so angry all the time.
Garden Variety Internet Denizen. Play Jerryd Bayless.
WORD UP.STAY.FRESCO
that's interesting
After seeing Inception I was looking into that or The Kids Are Alright
Garden Variety Internet Denizen. Play Jerryd Bayless.
WORD UP.STAY.FRESCO
that’s good news.
early today i looked at that sight and it was sitting at 40%. with this big upswing, it makes me think it could settle nicely in to 65% territory, which, for a comedy, is pretty good.
i’m for sure gonna see this. so many movies in the last of august are coming out in portland. gonna be tough to make them all but i’m confident in my abilities.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
Google just waived Wave goodbye. It will try to catch up to the Microsoft Kin on its ride into the sunset.
New Shaq name watch
The Big Leprechaun, The Green Monster, The Big Chowder, The O’Neals, The Other Guys, …
Big, green, ugly
Seems there is only one possibility….Shrek.
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
haha but that nickname is already taken in professional sports
by someone who truly looks like Shrek 
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
i don’t think your definition of “professional sports” as it pertains to this conversation, is valid.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
you just earned a nard punch, sucka
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
people in america won’t know that.
or care.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
pffffff
hardly. when i get disrespectful people know it!
plus, i think that only came up on my evaluation because of misperception by a new “team member” who is one of those people that always tries to be happy so when anyone doesn’t look or act happy they are “snippy” or “rude”.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
Well......
While he does have ugly going for him in spades….I don’t see the green or the humongous body/girth. That’s where Shaq IS Shrek.
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
The Big Celt-hole
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
There's a guy in a white suite running around me who looks like a mix between Tom Wolfe, Michael Douglas, The KFC Colonel and The Great Gatsby
That reminds me of Kafka on the Shore
there was a character who dressed up like the colonel from KFC and helped Honshiro try to find the “entrance stone”, although he required him to pay for a prostitute before hand. She quoted Hiegel while giving a blowjob it was quite surreal.
Garden Variety Internet Denizen. Play Jerryd Bayless.
WORD UP.STAY.FRESCO
haha, that was a crazy scene in a crazy book.
I loved that novel, though. One of my favorite Murakamis.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
It was a fun book
I don’t read enough literature.
Garden Variety Internet Denizen. Play Jerryd Bayless.
WORD UP.STAY.FRESCO
The Suns have signed Matt Jenning, a senior PG out of Northeastern University, to a multi-year deal
Odd. Though probably not that many would be willing to sign behind Nash and Dragic as insurance.
You would think they would try to solidify their front court a bit more
Garden Variety Internet Denizen. Play Jerryd Bayless.
WORD UP.STAY.FRESCO
I think they’ve given up hope of winning and are now looking for players who have their paperwork in order
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
I hope Nash gets to win a ring as a starting PG for a team
He’s a good guy
Garden Variety Internet Denizen. Play Jerryd Bayless.
WORD UP.STAY.FRESCO
just saw some pics of tblazers on facebook
fyi…he was a raccoon for halloween last year
I’d meet BRP at the airport, not flee!! - fanfaraway
by broyposse on Aug 4, 2010 3:57 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
hahahaha
you must be the best facebook stalker this side of Idol.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
by GiantBlazer on Aug 4, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
haha, so I'm watching "30 Days" and in this episode he becomes a coal minor for 30 days
he says “I like to think I’m shoveling this to provide energy for a children’s hospital, but in reality I’m probably providing energy for some guy sitting in front of his computer masturbating. Gotta look on the bright side, either way I’m making someone happy”
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
for anybody with a blu ray player that liked Gangs of New York
there’s a good deal at deepdiscount
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
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I’d meet BRP at the airport, not flee!! - fanfaraway
NBARumorCentral
The Mavs have been listed as a possible destination for Delonte West. But do they have room? — http://es.pn/98lSc4
I’d meet BRP at the airport, not flee!! - fanfaraway
Does anybody know where I put my power drill? These bamboo shades aren't gonna hang themselves.
them climbin' in yo windows, they snachin' yo people up
In my garage
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
Fun long day
At least the sun came out.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
So tired, I originally planned to see Blue Man Group today, but cancelled because I almost got a heat stroke walking through the city. Feels like SE Asia and not NE USA.
Still in Boston?
Yeah that humidity and heat will kill ya in the summer.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Boston in the summer is absolutely brutal
Heck even out on Cape Cod its pretty bad.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Yeah, especially when walking it's tough, and some of the underground stations feel way hotter with absolutely standing air
Welcome to an old crappy subway system
The T needs a LOT of $ to get it back to even decent shape.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I like it, and it’s very well priced (same for the buses, though they are a bit more expensive when you don’t buy passes). I also like that you never stand around for 20 minutes. There are also a couple of new stations that don’t need to hide behind any other city. But the crossing stations downtown like Park Square are brutal.
Its a decent system, don't get me wrong
But parts of it (Green Line, cough), really need a lot of work.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Yeah, the trains are straight out of Japan. 1980s Japan ;-)
Problem is, it’s one of the top 3 most needed lines, so how do you upgrade there without shutting the whole system down?
And Boston's traffic sucks as is
Look their system is decent, it just needs updating.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
They were arguably worse before the Big Dig was finished
That really HAS improved traffic flow.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Especially to the airport
Though I was only there once before the project began, and I was like 16, so I don’t have exact memories. I e.g. remember a lot more skyscrapers with brownish-looking facades than there really are. Unless they are now standing in the shadows of the really big ones or I only visited the city from the wharf side then, that seems to be a false memory.
Pre-big dig
From the airport to my uncle’s house in Somerville took about 30-40 minutes, now it takes maybe 20.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
That whole areas by the waterfront has really opened up
Maybe PDX might eventually do that with the eastside freeway or part of 405.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Its a problem
But they need to fix it somehow. London, NYC, Chicago and Boston need to get together and work out how to upgrade their outdated transit systems since they share similar issues.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Ever been to Paris? The metro really needs some upgrades too
Though in general, most mayors would scream hurray if they had a mass transit system like those cities. I know some cities in Europe that tore out their above-ground tram rails after the second world war, and are facepalming about that decision ever since.
The difference between the RER and the Metro (both of which are near my relatives apartment)
Is huge.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
wut? this is from the guy that told me how to train for a marathon??
I’d meet BRP at the airport, not flee!! - fanfaraway
I never claimed that I’m in marathon shape right now. In my defense I was dressed too warm and carried about 20 pounds of stuff in my bag, and heat stroke is an exaggeration. And I’m a cold to moderate climate person.
One of my next ventures will be selling AC to Spain, Italy, France, Germany
I wonder though why the manufacturers don’t. Maybe because US building design (windows) is way different?
Sell the kind I got
The portable kind. I can move it into whatever room I want and just stick the hose that blows the hot air out any window.
#52
Reading the Prop 8 decision (DYERTJD I know)
One of the best written decisions I have seen in a long time, the judge cleanly rebuts all the claims made by the bigots, um, proponents of prop 8.
https://ecf.cand.uscourts.gov/cand/09cv2292/files/09cv2292-ORDER.pdf
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
by skywaker9 on Aug 4, 2010 5:24 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
don't you know that any judge that rejects conservatives is an activist?
them climbin' in yo windows, they snachin' yo people up
Something like that
I’m not going to have this debate here, just going to say that I am proud of Judge Walker today.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
me too, i'm just funnin', as big time Mort would say
them climbin' in yo windows, they snachin' yo people up
polling date showed that the black community did, in large numbers.
with obama also on the ballot, that had a lot to do with its passage.
them climbin' in yo windows, they snachin' yo people up
yeah, both whites and latinos voted nearly 50/50, while the black community was about 70% in favor of prop 8.
Yes,
but both voting blocks are economically liberal and culturally conservative, so I don’t know how fair it is to say that ‘liberals voted for prop 8’
i’m not arguing either for or against whether or not my statement is true — i’ve just always understood cali being a “liberal” state, and thus it was surprising to me that prop 8 passed
Cali is a democratic state
But not hugely one, except for Grey Davis they’ve had R governors for a very long time.
Its like the rest of the west, deep blue western pockets and deep red eastern pockets.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
he has done this excellently
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
The black voting block
is very socially conservative on anything non-race related. So is the Hispanic block. In addition, the prop was non-intuitive (voting ‘no’ meant ’yes to gay marriage). Plus, as Jake said, we gots a whole lot of dead red conservatives here.
Yeah, there are a tend to be a lot of socially conservative, close-minded folks in ...
the African-American community. It is what it is, though, and I don’t at all expect much progressive cultural change, since prejudice and intolerance toward homosexuals is deeply embedded there.
Maybe it's the libertarian in me, but I feel that marriage should be wholly abolished as a governmental ...
institution. I’m also against the idea of joint tax returns, too, since I feel that everyone should file individually.
by AK1984 on Aug 4, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I've long said that the government should just make every marriage a "civil union"
Since that’s what it is.
Let the churches individually decide what they want marriage to be or not.
Doesn’t harm me any if one church decides not to marry gays and the other does, that’s their right.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
That's been my argument for a while as well
There’s a problem, though. Most religious people I suggest it to think I’m joking. When I tell them I’m not, they act scandalized.
Still on the Rex bandwagon.
It's funny how radical religious orgs want government to protect their institutions
but don’t want the government to be involved in how they operate them. I don’t want the government running churches or telling ministers they have to marry gays if it’s against their beliefs, but there seriously has to be a line.
Phase 1: Collect underpants
Phase 2: ???
Phase 3: Profit!
Yeah, I'm all for each congregation of worship -- no matter the religion -- doing things on ...
their own terms. At the same time, though, the separation of church and state that’s set forth in the Establishment Clause of the First Amendment — indicates that marriage shouldn’t be a governmental instiution.
by AK1984 on Aug 4, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I don't even like the concept of gov't sanctioned civil unions, for handing out marriage licenses ...
to any partnership isn’t something that federal, state, or municipal governments should involve itself.
The concept of common-law marriages in some states irks me, too, as well as disagree with the tax breaks that people get when married. Yeah, I’d abolish joint tax returns.
I would probably too, unless there are kids involved since that are additional costs and the state is bound to profit from it later
Marriage is a personal choice just like any other and should in no way result in tax breaks
In New Zealand, we have a tax credit system for couples with children, regardless of whether they are married or not. This is designed to help offset the costs of having a child so that couples can choose to keep one parent at home or can still support themselves if they are a lower income household. I think this is a pretty fair scheme, although I may be biased as my wife and I benefit from it. As with anything, there are those who abuse the system because the more dependents you have, the more money you get. That is pretty unavoidable in any government scheme where people can gain financially though – there will always be scammers.
The idea that being married should gain you any tax breaks whatsoever is pretty ludicrous to me – its just a piece of paper and a promise. Don’t see what that has to do with income/tax.
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by MadBlaze on Aug 4, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Raising a child costs at least 100k (in a western country), so the tax breaks will never offset that anyway
this is a large part of why I'm terrified to have children
I want my children, if I have them, to have a good life. A better childhood than I had. Not only am I afraid of the world I will be bringing them into, I’m afraid I won’t be able to make the contributions to their life that they need.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
hell, it's what I'm doing.
but I hate it and it forced me to go to a school I hate where I didn’t learn jack diddly in my major.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
Well I've said before that if I had a good academic advisors and rich parents I also would have started out differently
But it can still all come together. Who knows when you’ll need your major, or what other skills you learned that are relevant. Yesterday I read an article where a CEO said the best guy he ever hired had a history major, and he was CEO of a tech and business think tank and did nothing even closely related to history. But the guy knew how to think critically, pose good questions and research stuff.
Yeah, I see that logic
the only thing that kills me is my major is Japanese and I plan on using my Japanese to teach English in Japan. And at PSU I barely learned any Japanese even though I gave them several thousand for their classes.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
The credential will pay off in opportunities though
For example, my uncle works for a defense contractor doing R&D stuff. He’s largely self educated, one of the math and money wizzes who learns stuff simply because they study things in depth on their own without the need to learn it from somewhere. He’s taken some college classes, and learned a lot through work experience, but never completed a certificate or degree.
He’s good at his job, and is regularly praised by his employers for his ability to solve complex problems involving experimental technology. However, they hire guys barely out of grad school, often in their late 20’s, with PhD’s and MS’s in science and engineering, no work experience, who can’t do what he does, but they make WAY more and have higher positions…because they have degrees.
It’s really disgusting when you think about the higher education industry in this way. It doesn’t actually prepare you for anything. You can acquire all the skills you need simply through work experience. But you won’t get the opportunity learn until you pay thousands of dollars to waste time in class and learn nothing of importance, usually at the glacial pace of wealthy dim-wits who are there because of who they know, all for a piece of paper that says you are qualified to do “X.”
Phase 1: Collect underpants
Phase 2: ???
Phase 3: Profit!
yeah the American collegiate system is a mess
thanks for the perspective, though. I remain optimistic, even though I fear my degree is going to be useless for me since I’m not as good at Japanese as I should be.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
Our tax credits are pretty impressive
between 5k and 10k a year depending on income
| MC2PDX | Horf2PDX | Cho4GM | Griff4AGM | JVG4HC | 1/5
I completely agree and I recced you, homie.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
I like this a lot
Something similar to the system you guys have would also prevent free-rider problems with the welfare system. I knew a young couple that had two kids and had never been married. The woman received state aid and child support, and didn’t have to work much since one of the children was very, very young. Since she had virtually no income aside from child support, she received A LOT of aid. However, unbeknownst to the State, the father was living with the woman and children, working and making a decent living, so his income was not considered on their welfare applications.
So marital status also has ramifications on the pay out end that hurt tax payers. This example, of course, is illegal, but it wouldn’t be possible if we though of people as “couples,” regardless of whether or not that means the pair is married.
Phase 1: Collect underpants
Phase 2: ???
Phase 3: Profit!
i realize that as a supporter of Prop 8 I am in the minority in the JD
but refering to supporters of that measure as a group as bigots is an unfair characterization
Sorry
You’re right, I shall say no more about it as well lest I provoke a stupid political fight here.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I tend to agree that the word "bigot" is too strong in this case, for a fair amount of people who ...
are against non-heterosexual — and even non-monogamous marriages — do so out of an illiberal, narrow-minded tradtion rather than true enmity. I wouldn’t even call it homophobia, either, because many folks who are against gay marriage aren’t in actual fear of it — for it’s not like they’re proposing anti-sodomy laws or whatnot — instead, it’s about them domatically standing by their pious belief systems.
Then again, I’ll never understand why numerous religious folks get divorced — which is a mortal sin — yet, I guess that’s Cafeteria Christianity at its eye-rolling worst. So yeah, this whole sanctimony of marriage nonsense is balderdash to me.
Calling divorce a mortal sin mischaracterizes some churches beliefs
There is a broad spectrum; as you note, some people who oppose gay marriage are not even opposed to gay rights. Many religious folks who get divorces do so under circumstances that seem to justify their actions (through their lenses), and don’t consider that a sin, per se.
Phase 1: Collect underpants
Phase 2: ???
Phase 3: Profit!
are you mad about how much of your tithe money was wasted on that measure?
serious question. I know I would be.
them climbin' in yo windows, they snachin' yo people up
did the church use any money for the ProtectMarriage.com coalition?
my understanding was that all contributions were non-monetary (and I have no idea what that actually means)
And I am neither mad, nor do I feel that the efforts have been wasted. Marriage between man and woman has been fundamental to society and I feel that efforts should be taken to protect that, even if in the end you end up on the losing side of a court case.
That means they did things like run phone banks
Or print literature instead of giving $.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
fair enough
i used this philosophy recently when i got a speeding ticket. My defense was “no i didn’t.” I knew the state would side with the cop, but it was the principle of the thing that mattered.
them climbin' in yo windows, they snachin' yo people up
oh, and apparently the LDS have already spoken:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100804/ap_on_re_us/us_gay_marriage_utah
them climbin' in yo windows, they snachin' yo people up
it seems like, after skimming through the the decision, either prop 8 was doomed to fail all along in the courts or it was handled very very poorly by the defendants
They lost it when the state refused to defend Prop 8
Which is an indication to the judge that the state knows its wrong (and btw almost never happens).
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
the obligation of the gov't to defend its laws is a really interesting concept
Last year Obama had to defend an anti-gay federal law, since as the president, he has to side with current law. It was really awkward, and a lot of liberals were pissed that he wouldn’t just do what Bush did and ignore his obligations out of principle.
them climbin' in yo windows, they snachin' yo people up
And I'm not sure how they maanaged to do that
Because the Oregon AGs office has for years defended initiatives says that the AG clearly personally opposed.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
is it because the general populace, ie the people who our gov’t is supposed to represent, are the ones who vote it all into law? therefore, it’s up to the gov’t to protect its constituents?
Once a law is enacted
It is the people’s will, one way or another legally, and thus the state must defend it.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
here's the article on Obama defending DOMA
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/06/12/obama-defends-antigay-def_n_214764.html
them climbin' in yo windows, they snachin' yo people up
i don’t think i’d read much into the state not defending it, although that does sort of explain why the defense sucked.
In order to sustain the measure
They had to prove there was a compelling state interest in the restriction. They did not (they didn’t even really try).
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
i agree.
how do you not call a single valid expert? major fail. I suppose it will be chalked up to those liberal trial lawyers having an unfair advantage.
them climbin' in yo windows, they snachin' yo people up
And the ninth curcuit will uphold the decision no doubt
Its all up to the nine wise ones in DC.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
it really should be
the question is do I want to spend the extra money to see it in 3D, or do I wait until it comes out on DVD?
Go all out
Buy a crappy 3D home TV set and wait for Step Up 3D to come out to have the full experience.
#52
i’m gonna buy a solid 3D home tv…
and when i invite your booty over, i’m gonna make you listen to wheels on the radio in the other room while i watch it in 3D
I’d meet BRP at the airport, not flee!! - fanfaraway
i hope this is sarcasm
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Aug 4, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
hahaha wow i like how all of the plaintiff’s “experts” were deemed credible and neither of the defendants’ were
Odd fact about this judge
Nancy Pelosi opposed his appointment because she thought he’d be anti-gay (despite being gay himself).
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
He was appointed by Reagan
Judges are hard to predict ya know.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
When you read their testimony
and their credentials, neither decision is all that surprising. Especially in light of established case law on how expert testimony is defined.
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
Thanks for linking the decision Skywalker
It was a good read.
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
OMG! THANK YOU!
I seriously can’t get enough of this guy.
them climbin' in yo windows, they snachin' yo people up
I don't know the name of the hairstyle
But you should have him do the thing where your hair is long almost everywhere, except shaved in the back. You know, where it looks mostly normal, unless you move. In the back, shaven part, leave just enough so you can have him shave “homeboy” into it.
Still on the Rex bandwagon.
Y'know, I've come to grips with why this guy is an Internet sensation.
It’s not ‘cause he’s African-American or living in a seemingly poor neighboorhood; rather, it’s due to him being unabashedly effeminate, which doesn’t fit the stereotype and makes him a unique personality.
i think it’s cause he said “hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband too cause they’re raping everybody out here”
and he said it with conviction being serious. it was hilarious. but yeah, his style helped him.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
Anyone in Hunstville tonight?
@antoinedodson24:
If you’re in Huntsville, come see me tonight at Humphrey’s 6:00 PM
about 4 hours ago via web
Still on the Rex bandwagon.
Stupid Laker fans
http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/20-parent-preschool-brawl-over-laker-fbook-post-28786
Queiona Burt, 31, of Victorville and Marina Ruth Vargas, 29, of Hesperia were charged with interference with peaceful conduct on campus and unlawful acts committed at school grounds, according to court records.
If convicted, they could face up to six months in jail on the former count and up to 90 days in jail or a $400 fine on the latter count.
The two women got into an argument on June 23 at Puesta del Sol Elementary in Victorville over a Facebook comment about the Los Angeles Lakers, according to Burt. It developed into a physical fight and several men jumped in, turning the incident into a brawl.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Bout to play FTOPS event 1.
Do work.
Notes to Broyposse: "Don't let him pull that move, Don't let him pull that move! That's the move! Ohhhhhhh that's the move!"
Full Tilt Online Poker Series
200 dollar buy in, 135k for 1st.
Notes to Broyposse: "Don't let him pull that move, Don't let him pull that move! That's the move! Ohhhhhhh that's the move!"
if i give you 50 bucks can i get 25% of your winnings?
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
ha, i Final Table, BEdge meet up at Buffalo Wild Wings on me.
Notes to Broyposse: "Don't let him pull that move, Don't let him pull that move! That's the move! Ohhhhhhh that's the move!"
Ohhhh, This tourny is mine.
;)
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sweet!
i’m getting the most expensive stuff there is at BWW! wooohooo!!!!
good luck.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
we will make it a tuesday...
50 cent wings hahaha.
Notes to Broyposse: "Don't let him pull that move, Don't let him pull that move! That's the move! Ohhhhhhh that's the move!"
nah cheapskate would be having it during happy hour also!
Notes to Broyposse: "Don't let him pull that move, Don't let him pull that move! That's the move! Ohhhhhhh that's the move!"
best of luck to you, man.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
Alright buddy,
How ya been?>
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bizy…the usual. you decide to go back to the force? or sticking it out with the civilians?
I’d meet BRP at the airport, not flee!! - fanfaraway
Force is sending me to The Jersey Shore in september!!
gettin my A+, Security + ect.
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2 week long class..
all paid for.
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have a bout a year left in reserve...
Depends if i land a decent IT Job, by then…
Still got my GI Bill rolling in, and finishing up school, still got some options.
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Wesley Matthews salary breakdown, according to Mark at Shamsports (cap related, not what he gets in cash this year)
2010/11: $5,765,000
2011/12: $6,135,160
2012/13: $6,505,320
2013/14: $6,875,480
2014/15: $7,245,640
Total: $32,526,600
Wesley Matthews championships brought to Portland breakdown, according to me (medium level blogger who shouldn't be looked to for anything information)
2010/11: 1
2011/12: 1
2012/13: 1
2013/14: 1
2014/15: 1
Total: 5
Solid investment.
by Junk Drawer Bandit on Aug 4, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
you saying he's not worth Travis money?
by Junk Drawer Bandit on Aug 4, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
the fact that some of the dumb NBA teams have mad dumber deals doesn’t make me feel better about our team making this particular dumb deal.
I know and completely agree with you
its waaaay to much.
by Junk Drawer Bandit on Aug 4, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
haha
thats who i’ve been comparing this deal to. I’m trying to convince myself that I like him.
by Junk Drawer Bandit on Aug 4, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Wes Matthews is closer to Damien Wilkins in skill level, although relating it to Portland ...
I went with the Trenton Hassell comparison from a contractual standpoint.
I understand where you're coming from
But saying he isn’t very good on the basis of one season (albeit a season when he started over half the season for a playoff team) is a wee bit risky. I would consider him an unproven commodity, and the contract is definitely high…but IMO, the verdict on contract value won’t truly be known for at least 3 years.
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
well, that’s always the case, but I’m not a fan of results based analysis. Maybe Matthews blows up and makes us look smart, but I doubt it. He’s likely to improve some, but he’s not a high upside player. I think he’ll be a little better than Martell.
by jksnake99 on Aug 4, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Rec for first sentence.
In Bayless I trust.
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i pay 5/34 for him if i was PA. if that’s the guy your team you hired wanted, you shell out the money for it. there are more ridic contracts than his this summer.
asking to get a bargain for any RFA is crazy if that RFA performed for the home team.
you pay a premium for RFA…it’s like a corporate takeover. HP bought Palm for $1.2Billion…everyone knows they’re not worth $1.2B but if that’s what your team thought was the price to get them to move the needle for your firm, you do it.
I’d meet BRP at the airport, not flee!! - fanfaraway
if Oden does a little better than last year but stays healthy, as a GM for another team, you wouldn’t go after him?
I’d meet BRP at the airport, not flee!! - fanfaraway
Oden is a pretty unique case
This would be more like if Jeremy Lin does well in his rookie year and was restricted, would you sign him to a $34 million dollar contract?
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if jeremy lin started in the playoffs and guarded kobe/etc…sure why not…
asians need lovin too
I’d meet BRP at the airport, not flee!! - fanfaraway
Kobe put up 32/6/4 on 52% shooting against Utah
Not sure how Matthews got any rep from D’ing him up in the playoffs….
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i think it was sloan assigning him to that is where he got the rep unless he did it cuz it was a lost cause
I’d meet BRP at the airport, not flee!! - fanfaraway
No better options is my theory
They traded Brewer and so were left with Matthews, Korver or Miles to defend Kobe.
I’d take Matthews out of that trio too.
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i guess this is how i frame it in my head.
i rather have Wes than Martell…martell’s headcaseness bugs the heck out of me…i love him as a person but man, he was headcase.
I’d meet BRP at the airport, not flee!! - fanfaraway
Oh there is no doubt that Matthews>Martell as a backup 3
Martell could never adjust to playing sporadic minutes.
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Not stats wise
But in terms of willingness to accept the role etc I’d sure hope there is a big gap!
If we were after a 30-35 MPG starter then I’d probably take Martell.
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we’ll see about the stats…wes was 39% his rookie season, and you would expect a nice bump 2nd and 3rd year…
martell was never a good 3pt shooter as people thought or a good team defender…one on one, yeah, he was decent…
martell will make somewhere close to wesley right? so i don’t see the big difference in finance
I’d meet BRP at the airport, not flee!! - fanfaraway
I agree with that. We got rid of one mediocre value at backup SF and brought in another one, but in a 5 year deal. ugh, I do not like the length of this contract.
yeah i do lean towards not liking the length for sure but it was a weird market and if it doesn’t hurt us long term, i think it’s fine…
i’m putting a lot of faith in Cho here
I’d meet BRP at the airport, not flee!! - fanfaraway
unique or not, a staff will look at all players and target them…and if that requires paying a premium to get them, so be it.
if you don’t, then you limit your pool…same thing as trading for a guy…if you have to throw in Roy to get cp3, so be it.
yeah, maybe they could have knock the 5th year off or whatevers in his contract, but to get players you want, you pay for it…hopefully, you don’t do that all the time but saying all our deals has to be optimal to what is perceived versus fmv, is kinda crazy.
i guess the matthews deal is inconclusive at best and i’m not gonna write it off as a bad deal
I’d meet BRP at the airport, not flee!! - fanfaraway
The problem with that is that overpaying a guy you like more often than not turns out to be a short-sighted move
This is by no means a franchise crippling move like the Arenas deal but it certainly isn’t an intelligent use of resources.
If they paid this much for where Matthews currently is as a player, they vastly overpaid. If they paid for what they think Matthews will become as a player, they made a stupid decision. The whole paying for potential thing is ridiculous unless guys are young enough to make it relevant – for a 23 year old guy it would just be wishful thinking.
Either way I’m liking this deal less and less the more I look at it – he is not the sort of player that justifies the type of deal we gave him. Simple as that, RFA or not. I supported the Millsap deal, he was a proven player with certain elite skills. Matthews is a nice player, a solid backup but is he anything more than that?
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i don’t think you can tell rfa value of 5/34 until a couple more years…regardless if it’s matthews or whoever…esp with the new cba
the key question is what amount is overpaying? is the difference $1m, $2m, etc? at what price would utah match? we don’t know but i’m sure the blazer had some formula…
like LMA, he didn’t deserve that contract last year obviously, but deserving it, and what he can get is two diff story. he would have been easily a max this year
I’d meet BRP at the airport, not flee!! - fanfaraway
Matthews could not have gotten 5/34 from elsewhere from everything I've read
Lots of team would’ve queued up to give LA 5/65 if he was an RFA this offseason, probably would’ve got the max (which would be idiotic).
I’d rather offer players what they’re worth and let other teams overpay if they see fit to do that. There are enough other avenues to acquire players that you don’t need to throw money around in free agency,
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we can’t really say…unless you talk directly to other GMs then i’ll stand corrected….did anyone expect R. Gay to get the max? Joe Cool? how about Travis contract? Channing? Amir Johnson? etc…
the thing about this issue is that we’re not throwing money around. are we mortgaging our future with this bad deal? is this not a movable contract if he sucks? did we throw all our eggs in this basket?
i just don’t think it’s that big of a contract to call it a bad deal. i don’t see how this is throwing money around when none of us truly know the monetary difference of what Utah would be willing to match and what we offer. if it’s less than $1.5m per year difference, that is marginal for a guy the team wanted
I’d meet BRP at the airport, not flee!! - fanfaraway
I don't like the Wesley Matthews deal for a number of reasons
There are enough to choose from – stats, went undrafted for a reason, Sloan’s system makes players look better than they are etc
I don’t mind having Matthews as a backup 3 so long as we have a young guy who has been hurt quite a but like Nic starting. Having him at 3-4 million would have been great, I assume the FO/PA just wanted him enough that they said screw it lets overpay him. That could backfire or people could forget about it if Matthews turns out to be a solid rotation player.
One thing is for sure, this deal is never going to look like a bargain…
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i get those points but my argument is if your staff that you hired wanted him, you won’t be able to get him for 3 mill a year
I’d meet BRP at the airport, not flee!! - fanfaraway
Oh I realise we would never have gotten him at 3 mill
Its more a case of deciding to look elsewhere when you realise you would have to pay the full MLE for an undrafted rookie who had a solid rookie campaign but in a pretty unique system. I would’ve looked elsewhere without doubt. It didn’t look like Matthews was going anywhere in a hurry…
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i would agree with that…but i don’t know what the Blazer staff was targeting…if that was their plan and target, i can support it
I’d meet BRP at the airport, not flee!! - fanfaraway
I tried to
But logic, numbers and what I’ve seen of his play tells me otherwise. I hope he proves to be worth every penny. Just think its more likely he won’t.
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i just don’t like pissing on something until i get to see how it turns out.
if he sucks, i’ll jump on the “this deal sucks” bandwagon fast
I’d meet BRP at the airport, not flee!! - fanfaraway
Guess I just got the by analysing the deal to the point of overanalysis
I’ll be ok with the deal if he does turn out to be the defender people are saying he is, can hit the 3 at 40% over the next few years and can be a 2/3 rather than just a 3 – which would require an improvement in ball handling and shot creation.
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The right contract for Wes Matthews would've been more than frontloaded, ...
but also with a de-escalating annual salaries. That way, Matthews would’ve been easier to dump once he doesn’t meet expectations.
Well, it depends on people's expectations of him.
To me, he’s a so-so backup 3 on offense outside of Utah and overrated on defense.
If he meets my expectations, which are fairly realistic
I’ll still be disappointed in the deal. If he does what I outlined above then I’m OK with it. The jump from where he is to being a primary 2/3 backup is pretty large though – losing transition buckets will hurt his numbers more than likely.
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I would argue we need more deals like this, if only for trade purposes
Of course if his best year ever is his rookie year, that deal sucks. But we’ve seen recently that any deal can get moved, and I don’t think this deal is particularly bad. It’s not Matt Carroll bad or DeSagana Diop bad or Hedo Turkoglu bad.
notice how few of the really bad contracts are given out by the smart teams.
I agree that this deal isn’t any kind of disaster, but I still don’t like it.
I can buy into KP2's argument that the fifth year wouldn't have been necessary
Since Utah was hurting about the front part of the deal, and not the later years once AK47 and Okur are off their cap. Aside from that, I have not much to criticize about it right now. It’s probably a bit like LMA’s deal, it’s the money they had to pay to get the players locked up.
i thought the deal was front loaded?
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by Philthyanimal on Aug 4, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought it had a huge signing bonus which made it "front loaded"
but it reflects on the cap by being spread out over the duration of the contract.
by Junk Drawer Bandit on Aug 4, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm about halfway through watching it for the first time in almost 8 years
but Princess Mononoke is still my all time favorite anime
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
i saw Spirited Away a few days ago. i liked it quite a bit.
wasn’t as big a fan of Mononoke though. just couldn’t get in to it for some reason.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
I need to watch Ponyo in the original Japanese
I absolutely despised the American voice acting for that, but I did love the movie. And, believe it or not, I still haven’t seen Paprika…
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
Stick Totoro kid
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by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Aug 4, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't get what you are saying?
Totoro is good, though.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
I'm sayin Miayazaki's too hard for guy like you
gotta keep it real
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by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Aug 4, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
i don't understand a word you're saying, but i like it anyway.
them climbin' in yo windows, they snachin' yo people up
Miyazaki is too difficult for me?
I don’t get where this is coming from, or how it really makes sense. If it’s a burn, that’s cool, and “hahaha” but otherwise I still don’t know what the hell is happening.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
hee-hee
I’m just messing around wit ya
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by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Aug 4, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
haha, alright
I really just wanted to know what the heck was happening. I didn’t get the joke and felt left out!
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
Paprika is fantastic. And, yeah, I saw Ponyo in the Japanese… didn’t even know there was an English language version.
I had managed to forget about it.
thanks for the reminder, it’s now at the top of my queue.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
OMG!!!!!!!!!!! BEST THING EVER COMING!!!!
(twss)
http://www.engadget.com/2010/05/26/aiptek-leads-the-affordable-3d-camcorder-rush-with-its-i2/

3D Camcorder!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Morty, we in bizness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’d meet BRP at the airport, not flee!! - fanfaraway
haha, big surprise there.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
dtl also got pissed when the teacher gave him a pop up book in 3rd grade
I’d meet BRP at the airport, not flee!! - fanfaraway
i ripped out the pop up, tore it in pieces, threw it in her face, grabbed my copy of To the Lighthouse, and walked out, slamming the door behind me.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
it's okay, DTL
don’t let BRP’s words hurt you. I was reading LoTR when my classmates were reading “green eggs and ham” and I was also the only kid in my class who could use a dictionary at a super early age.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
who are you? billy madison? 25 year old in 3rd grade?
I’d meet BRP at the airport, not flee!! - fanfaraway
I'm not even 25 right now!!
you’re just jealous because you were the kid who couldn’t read Green Eggs and Ham. Poor lil’ BRP, it’s okay, we still love you.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
why would i need to? i gave the cute girl a penny to read it to me
I’d meet BRP at the airport, not flee!! - fanfaraway
haha, nice.
I had the cute girls pay me to read for them.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
you’re not 25? i thought you were my age.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
nah ,man.
I just turned 24 in May. How old are you, again?
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
28
i can’t hang out with you anymore.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
haha
okay. You will have to mail me my DVDs. And I suppose I should look into seeing Breathless with someone else(they finally announced the showtimes, by the way).
I am glad that another person thought I was older than I am, though. People have added about 4 years to my age since I was 16-17ish, not cause of how I look but cause of how I act.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
NZ trip is off
I’m 23, didn’t know I was agreeing to host an OAP ; )
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You ever try this?
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by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Aug 4, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
no way i would do that.
bungee jumping was scary enough.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
it was terrifying. to me at least. felt like falling and nothing was attached to you. i didn’t expect it to be that scary.
skydiving was way more fun for me.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
no it was a harness thing. it’s just feels so much like falling. and it was off that bridge at Cougar, which, i think, was the highest bungee jump in the states or something. so there was time to feel just how far you’re falling. it was crazy. one of my prouder moments though when i overcame the fear and jumped the second time, which was a backwards jump.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
that swing looks a lot easier than the bungee. that did look fun. i would probably try that.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
That place has bungee jumping too
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOz3bSHejqg
I would totally do the water touch.
yeah that looks scary. not sure i could do that one.
but you and t can do the couples jump!
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
hahaha
seriously, though. if you wanna bungee jump, there is a place in Cougar that does a jump. you do two jumps, i can’t remember the price. and then after you do both, you get a tshirt (the shirt was a main motivator for me doing that second jump)
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
just make sure you and DS record the road trip. hilarity would surely ensue and we don’t wanna miss that.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
well then i’d have to go cause that’s something that would have to be witnessed first hand.
holy crap…..the idea of you, DS, and Porgy on a road trip together is almost too good to be true.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
haha seriously.
that would be very entertaining.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
And would never happen in a million years
I would probably jump out of the car as it’s moving.
No offense DS and PG.
hahahahaha
you’d jump out while driving too just to really screw them over.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
oh pish posh. you could never murder tblazers.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
ya, I know you wouldn't hurt me.
You’d just get your dad a bunch of plastic lawn tables for his birthday and dress me up like a raccoon.
Nah man
I get vertigo pretty bad when I’m up high so there is no way I can do any of the throw yourself off a bridge stuff which we are famous for. I’d like to do the fly by wire thing but other than that there is no appeal to any of that stuff to me.
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are there zip line courses there?
i love those things.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
Not that I know of
Its pretty like there would be somewhere though. Probably down in Queenstown or up in the north island.
Waitomo caves are pretty cool from what I’ve heard, I know there are some wires involved in that….
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let's go to Waitomo when we DTL and I come visit
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
plane tickets are, at cheapest, about 1200 round trip. not horrible really. flying is so ’spensive.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
yeah flying cost a ton of money
is that one way? We could make it happen if we’ve got a year to save up.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
ah that's not bad at all.
we should totally do this, dude.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
1208, round trip, 3rd week of march 2011. almost a 34 hour flight. leave mar 11 get there mar 13. that’s a ton of flight time.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
That seems pretty cheap
costs me 1400 (that about 1800 US) just to get to LA from here
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Ha that is a lot of flight time
but it is across the planet… we would get a lot of reading done.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
if only they had finished designing those cursed underwater tunnels.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
Thats cold
DTL and GB’s NZ trip > You, DS and PG’s road trip.
Gotta make both happen.
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hey if she makes it there im all for it
but if you gotta drop someone then it better be her
As-Salaam Alaikum
I promise I would talk about shoes for a while
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
anything im apart of is always better.
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Aug 4, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
yeahhhhhhhhhh! so what?
but it’s also the truth
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Aug 4, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Next time I'm down there I'd like to try it
that and do the Milford Track
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by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Aug 4, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I have a bad habit of confusing Imax with 3d
since I’ve only seen one movie that was 3d and not imax. I love the clarity and quality of film and sound in Imax, but I think 3D is overrated.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
YES
have you guys seen the 3D PS3 games? badass.
I’d meet BRP at the airport, not flee!! - fanfaraway
those are the only possible thing that would make me buy a 3d tv.
but buying my HDTV kicked my butt financially so I won’t be buying one til I’m fifty.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
So...who is buried in Grant's Tomb?
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
No one is buried there
Their bodies are above ground
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
It's a trick question
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
Harvey and Horrace Grant
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by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Aug 4, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
where do you get these quick strike shoes?
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"Did they really expect me to bow down to Jesus?!?" ~Sophia
"At first glance, I saw a fairly unremarkable penis." ~Sophia on Greg Oden
by Philthyanimal on Aug 4, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
where can you find limited edition nike shoes to buy?
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"Did they really expect me to bow down to Jesus?!?" ~Sophia
"At first glance, I saw a fairly unremarkable penis." ~Sophia on Greg Oden
by Philthyanimal on Aug 4, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah I like the red ones
but I’m biased towards anything red cause I zaching love that color.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
haha like one of each?
that would be so ugly…
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
that's sick
you are sick
(the bad kind)
by Peteyhasnohead on Aug 4, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
They wore Adidas with the fat laces
get it straight
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by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Aug 4, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
so ugly they're kinda hot
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Aug 4, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I live surrounded by vacation homes
and the screaming little children everywhere is driving my crazy
I think thats why bar’s and stripclubs exist, children can’t go to them
The hotel on the coast is filled with kids
It’s crazy loud.
Other than for the obvious, Vegas seems to completely exist for vacationers who want a kid free zone.
except there are so many dang kids there these days.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
ah, that's cool.
I’m jealous. The kids are easy to avoid, if you tr, but I am surprised how many are there. It makes me wonder what the heck the parents plan on doing with them.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
hahaha
this really just made me laugh out loud.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
The first time I went I was like 9
and me and my brother spent just about the entire time at Circus Circus. That was before it was grody.
we take our kids to vegas!
the pool, the food, shows are awesome
I’d meet BRP at the airport, not flee!! - fanfaraway
ah, cool.
thank you for clarifying. I honestly had no idea why people had their kids walking up and down the nasty nasty strip all day long with nothing to really do.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
yeah, we don’t walk the strip much except the M&M and Coca Cola store which is cool.
we get a car, go to shows, hang out at the pools all day…the pools are just awesome…and then go eat at various places
the last time we went was to see the Jabberwockeez and we didn’t even gamble a penny
I’d meet BRP at the airport, not flee!! - fanfaraway
the pools really are awesome ,depending which hotel you're in
even the Monte Carlo, which I absolutely hated as a hotel, had a pretty sweet pool.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
Rehab on Sundays
that used to get crazy back in the day
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by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Aug 4, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions
hahaha goodness
humans are dumb
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
Notice that she also doesn't call in the people who hunt animals for sport, or to sell to gullible people who like ivory or believe in male enhancement made from carcasses, ...
I get that a lot.
"this is portland…every little thing is blown out of proportion here" - Philthyanimal
A fail this epic
and it hadn’t been posted yet? I just automatically assumed a Tinfail and took it upon myself to pick up the slack.
"this is portland…every little thing is blown out of proportion here" - Philthyanimal
Antoine is totally responding to everyone in the comments on his FB page
he just told us that we should also hide our dogs, cats, and hamsters.
them climbin' in yo windows, they snachin' yo people up
yeah, he made a video of himself confirming it.
evidently he is a hairdresser.
them climbin' in yo windows, they snachin' yo people up
hahahahaha
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBJ3rkNq2ok
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
have you asked him anything?
like for a lock of his hair?
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
this is what I just wrote in the comment of his FB page
Antoine, my wife and I are having a philosophical discussion regarding your TV appearance. Is there a segment of society in which a person might have kids, and wife, and multiple husbands, all at once? I think you might be onto something here…
them climbin' in yo windows, they snachin' yo people up
Ok, I've been meaning to ask this question for a few.
A number of Blazer fans are bringing it up as a sort of nightmare scenario.
Say we lose all next season to a lockout, unlikely as it may be. The current theory is that all players will lose that season in their contract. So, for example, LBJ has a 6 year contract. He plays this year, the following year is lost, then he’ll have 4 years left and won’t get paid for the lost year. As far as I know, this theory is not totally confirmed.
The nightmare scenario is that, as far as this applies to Oden, it means he won’t play during his RFA season, but it still counts. So as such, when the lockout is over, he’ll be an UFA.
Is there any reason to believe this nightmare scenario is accurate?
Because we are fans of the Portland Trail Blazers
After what happened last year, I’m willing to believe just about any nightmare scenario.
If that happened and we offered Greg more than anyone else (as we could) and he went elsewhere, then it would be a nightmare scenario.
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don't worry sammy, we all know you're a world champion bull-rider.
them climbin' in yo windows, they snachin' yo people up
a) Losing a full year to a lockout seems highly unlikely to me. If at all, I would expect at least a half-season.
b) That scenario is correct, though you have to account for what the next CBA might say about chances to retain your own free agents anyway.
Right, I doubt the next CBA wouldn't have some sort of provision like this if a full year lockout does occur.
I cannot see the owners agreeing to a new CBA without this, actually.
"I think he’s been doing some good things. I think he’s been doing some good things. He’s had to play a lot of minutes lately with Blake being out. I think he’s been doing some good things." -Nate McMillan
nightmare scenario
is that we do play next season, he does steady and stays healthy…then someone gives him a max offer, and we won’t match because we don’t think it was a good deal.
then the next season after that, he’s an all-star and wins a title with another team ;)
I’d meet BRP at the airport, not flee!! - fanfaraway
Have some chicken thighs.
Gonna grill’em up cajun-kinda style.
marinate with garlic, lemon, orange juice, cajun seasoning, olive oil for 30 min. remove and rub with brown sugar and cajun seasoning mix. grill. Sound good? Any suggestions for modification?
Here's a scenario I'm a bit wondering/worried about: Matthews pushing Nic to the bench
Then we have a disgruntled Frenchie
he did a few seasons ago
when Outlaw was changed to the starting 3 last minute opening game
by Peteyhasnohead on Aug 4, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Remember Nate going back on his promise to start him in his rookie year against LA?
He was pissed all year about that
Deservedly so
Unless Matthews has been hiding things with his game, I simply don’t see this happening. I don’t think it’s a reasonable worry. Batum’s been the starter since forever. Giving vet Outlaw the chance to be the starter after Martell’s injury doesn’t really apply here I think.
I would be SHOCKED if Batum is on the bench and Matthews starts. At least with Blake one can see how his shooting helps Roy more, but Matthews doesn’t provide anything Batum doesn’t do— and isn’t nearly as promising.
That’d be Nelly-level dumb.
#52
Even though Matthews says he sees himself as a starter
Every dang player says that. He shouldn’t be upset if he is on the bench.
#52
Nothing wrong with competition
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by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Aug 4, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
What about the line up at the end of games
Roy at PG, Matthews at SG, and Nic at SF?
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by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Aug 4, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
i don't think there is any debate
plus we’re talking about Nate…who started blakey over dre hahah
I’d meet BRP at the airport, not flee!! - fanfaraway
i don’t see this happening at all.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
With Nate, I can see anything happen. And Matthews thinks of himself as a starter.
Unless Roy is willing to start at 1, I could totally see it happen. One out of Matthews, Nic, Miller will be miffed.
I could easily see Nate saying Nic should be the guy off the bench
to anchor the second unit or something.
Just like Miller.
that would be ludicrous. Nic is a way better player than Matthews. it’d be a shame to see Nate repeat the mistake he should have learned from last year.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
This is NATE we are talking about here.
Miller is also 100 times better than Blake but that didn’t stop him.
yeah. and hopefully he learned from that mistake.
or at least has an assistant that learned from that mistake and can tell him to shape up.
i wasn’t even considering this possibility and now i’m nervous.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
Per 36 minutes:
Batum: 14.7/5.5/1.7
Matthews: 13.7/3.4/2.2
It’s not like the difference is huge.
them climbin' in yo windows, they snachin' yo people up
yeah but Batum is a better defender right?
and what about shooting percentage?
Batum was almost 50/90/40 right? something like that?
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
Raw stats per 36 huh
efficiency, positional versatility, defensive ability all in favour of Nico.
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correction
But Matthews was abused by Kobe and Melo in the playoffs. And Nate watched that and liked it.
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but neither Hedo nor Wesley were actually very good at all in the playoffs! They just did some neat things that looked good on TV. If that’s how we’re scouting players, we’re done for.
I think that is possible!
I don’t think PA is dumb; he just is more like a fan than a real expert, and one who can be swayed by what he is seeing on the talk-box.
He can also be swayed by analytical, detailed nerdtalk that shows some secret and cool, I bet. And while I do think it’s PA’s doing that gets us after Hedo and Matthews and wanting to way overspend, the good outweighs the negative when I think of what other owners can be like… not willing to overspend at all.
Obviously, overspending for Hedo could be crippling, but Matthews— worst case— won’t be that bad. Just a waste of a roster spot that can be traded to help another team save if he’s worth nothing else.
#52
That's probably it
he thinks, “OK, I’m buying him because everyone on TV loves them. I GOTTA HAVE HIM.”
Mhm, I've re-watched clips from that Nuggets-Jazz series, and Melo looked very flustered
He resorted to stupid fouls after Matthews stayed in his grill all game.
I missed most of that series I think
That’s good news if he is that sort of player, since I like that.
#52
that was part of the game plan…
Kobe only wins 30% of the time when he scores more than 30 pts…so it makes sense to have him hog it
I’d meet BRP at the airport, not flee!! - fanfaraway
actually, you are not an idiot…it’s slightly true, i just don’t know the real percentage but i heard it on NBATV…that you want him to score over 30 pts and aver 18 shots…it increases your chance to beat the Lakers
I’d meet BRP at the airport, not flee!! - fanfaraway
So long as he doesn't shoot it efficiently....
Seeing as Utah lost 4 straight with Kobe scoring 30+ ; )
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blah blah blah this is why stats are dumb. pick your favorite, make it gospel.
them climbin' in yo windows, they snachin' yo people up
what are you even trying to say here?
I considered flagging this for disrespect for stats based arguments.
I don't really respect them
my point is that he pulled some stats to counter the ones i posted, and undoubtedly would also argue that his stats are better than my stats, etc, etc. forever.
them climbin' in yo windows, they snachin' yo people up
you posted stats that don’t consider pretty crucial things like pace and efficiency, he noted that when you do consider them, the numbers are pretty clearly in favor of Batum, and you said “blah blah blah” and accused him of picking stats at random and making it gospel.
i was not intending to refer to him specifically, more to the whole idea of dissecting the game to that level.
my way of saying “i don’t care enough to rebut this comment.” Not meant to be offensive, sorry if it was.
them climbin' in yo windows, they snachin' yo people up
Your perfectly entitled to that opinion
I’m not offended.
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There's no need for a flag fest, folks.
And, even if someone flippantly disregards Wes Matthews mediocre advanced stats, the scouting report on him is less than stellar. For Matthews, he was an undrafted free agent last year for good reasons — such as being an undersized 3, inefficient on offense, and lacking handles — yet, luckily for hiim, he went to the one team with a system that makes subpar wing players look decent.
For Portland, though, Matthews is nothing except for a more highly compensated, shorter version of Martell Webster; that’s it. Outside of Utah, Matthews is a backup 3 instead of a starting 2 — which is an even bigger problem for Ronnie Brewer in Chicago, which is why obtaining Rudy Fernandez would benefit the Bulls — and that’ll be clearly evident next season.
i’m not sure of this but isn’t Martel’s and Wes salary pretty close next year?
martell was not good so getting someone in that had a better year than any of martell’s year is good with me
I’d meet BRP at the airport, not flee!! - fanfaraway
900k difference in the starting year
Difference is that Martell goes unguaranteed when we still owe Wesley more than 20 million over 3 years…
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come on jake, serious?
disrespecting stat is like ben disrespecting jekyl’s fanshot
I’d meet BRP at the airport, not flee!! - fanfaraway
i don't get the analogy
I didn’t like tin’s tone in that post, but then he explained what he meant, I didn’t flag, its all good, we moved on.
were you here for that junk fight? when the poster jekyl who told ben he was disrespected because he didn’t get a shout out? then InWalksRudy puts him in his place…junkers talk about it here..then jekyll comes into the junk and starts putting people on blasts
it was pure awesomeness
I’d meet BRP at the airport, not flee!! - fanfaraway
Bout to start round 2.. got 5,045. started with 5k.
Notes to Broyposse: "Don't let him pull that move, Don't let him pull that move! That's the move! Ohhhhhhh that's the move!"
lol, theres still 3800 people left. started with 4400. (and theres still late Reg)
Notes to Broyposse: "Don't let him pull that move, Don't let him pull that move! That's the move! Ohhhhhhh that's the move!"
Is there a tournament like that for trivia? Who wants to be a millionaire style?
I would totally kill in something like that. Though of course I’m worse if it has a lot of US history or pop culture questions than when it would be about something I’m more familiar with.
Say you're flying cross country.
What airline do you fly, and why?
BRP, this is your question to shine. :)
Tomorrow, that will be me on Alaska Airlines
That’s who I have my miles with, and flying free is awesome.
Still on the Rex bandwagon.
Virgin America, Jetblue, US Airways, Southwest are all viable options
Avoid: Delta, United, flying through Philadelphia, flying through Atlanta, flying through NJ or NY if possible :-)
Anecdotally, I've had an abysmal experience with JetBlue
Just awful, enough that we won’t use them anymore.
Southwest is on my iffy list, thanks to their changes to “Act of God”
But thanks for the thoughts, I keep forgetting how much US travel you’ve done.
Also, I think we've both covered the awfulness that is the Atlanta airport. :)
Do you avoid NY due to the crowds or the airports?
I just try not to immigrate there, might be a non-US citizen thing. They are all notoriously crowded and prone to delays, with LGA maybe the worst of them.
Philly’s airport is ugly and has a stupid double-check system for connecting flights. And ATL has probably the best chances to miss your connecting flight.
I've been delayed on the tarmac at LGA. Sat there for an hour, staring at the terminals from the window.
Interesting on Philly, good to know.
I didn’t miss a connection at ATL… I just had to spend a few hours there. I think they forgot to clean it that month.
I don't really have preferences, but in general I think I just like smaller airports
Or at least ones that are modern or got renovated to cut down on walking around, got nice new shops or restaurants, etc.
We've definitely found our airport preferences too.
I don’t mind some of the bigger airports. But LAX, for example, is awful.
I think one of the best airports to pass through is Austin. Good size, some good food options, not too busy.
Portland usually isn’t bad. But I’m not sure if that’s simply because I know it so well. It’s much better than Sea-Tac.
LAX doesn't have much in it
But I’ve always liked flying out of there, because for whatever reason whenever I do it, getting my boarding pass (if I didn’t already print it out) and going through security has been fast fast fast.
#52
I can't remember ever waiting more than 15 minutes at PDX security
Usually less than 5 minutes.
Still on the Rex bandwagon.
last time I flew through Portland I remember it taking longer than 15 minutes
although even then it seemed like an eternity because am used to be able to cut in line in Anchorage because of my wife/kids and my frequent flyer status
It might be my luck
I almost always way 15+ minutes, and it feels much longer. I never time it.
At LAX, I haven’t looked through everything, the layout or whatever, but it feels like each major airline has their own security gate instead of everyone being funneled to 2 security points like at PDX. It’s almost always bang zoom and I’m at my gate within minutes.
And then LAX sucks, because there ain’t much there to eat.
I’ve flown out of LAX prolly, I dunno, 15 times. More out of PDX.
When I used to fly to Ithaca, I haaaated US Air.
#52
Everytime I go through LAX, I always end up on a bus to some random terminal in the middle of nowhere
Because I will avoid them
Going off my memory, I’ve flown Virgin America, Alaska, US Air, Southwest, and I think Delta out of LA. I’ve prolly flown some others but I remember those specifically (I think).
#52
Ohh
I can’t remember if I’ve flown them recently.
Since I ain’t that rich, I usually pick flights by price first, and then worry about the rest after. I may have just been lucky with my experiences, though I can’t deny that LAX has very little in the way of things to look at or goodies to gobble.
#52
That's the sensible thing to do
Since you can’t influence who you sit next to, who is in front of you at the security check, if some crazy guy issues a warning that day, if there is bad weather or a volcano or what have you, there really isn’t that much difference especially on a flight that is under 5-6 hours.
I usually do a combo of price + airline
Normally that was no problem with JetBlue, but it gets more complicated when I look at other airlines.
I’ll still look for the cheapest price, but will also check for what’s slightly more expensive, but from an airline I tend to prefer.
I tend to be willing to pay more for non-stop flights
While you think “hey 3 hours in Chicago isn’t bad”, there usually is very little you can do with that time.
you can drink a lot in 3 hours.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
ha, yeah, I know those bottles.
airport bars are way overpriced, I would not want to spend 3 hours drinking in one, and agree layovers suck. I was just funnin
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
You're right, I forgot to note that
I’ll pay a bit more for a preferred airline and a non-stop flight when possible. But only if the prices aren’t insane of course. One stop is fine then.
can GB and i borrow this for our trip to NZ?
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
i promise to keep it clean!
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
yore not my pal no more
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
are you crazy!
this isn’t the way to win the jet!
Roybot, we’ll buy you authentic NZ shoes in exchange for use of the jet.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
it hurt my feelings being yelled at
:-( I’m sensitive to loud noises.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
Anecdotally you can have bad experiences with any airline I guess
Those are some that usually score high in traveler magazines for arriving on time and doing as promised. SW would be more of a low-cost option, not my business choice. There are also some good regional ones (and terrible ones).
I know that the guy who founded Jetblue had a really good business strategy which seems to be rare these days in the airline industry, and learned a lot from SW.
JetBlue blew our connection and left us to dry with no support.
Not even an apology, just a “why are you bothering us? too bad for you that we told you this would connect, figure out replacement plans on your own, and we won’t refund all your fees”.
One of my worst airport experiences turned into one of the more interesting ones
The airline (European regional, affiliated with Star Alliance) couldn’t get their pilots in from a connecting flight due to bad weather, so they had a plane but no pilots. After a couple of hours and at about 1 am, they sent us in a bus to another airport about 50 miles away where they had a plane and pilots.
The good thing about the trip: I was stuck with my boss, a very good consultant, a top management engineer, and our head of portfolio management who also happened to be a nice French lady. I heard some very interesting company stories that I would never have learned otherwise in a million years.
Getting stuck with high-up employees can be a lot of fun. Especially if you stop for drinks.
It’s interesting to see how the airline handled your situation. There will always be flight problems, so I’m usually interested in how airlines deal with such problems. I had a similar situation with Northwest Air. They ignored us, to the point that we ordered pizza, delivered directly to the security at the airport (it was a small airport with no food options). The security brought it to us. NWA eventually got me halfway to the destination, got me a hotel and a cab, and connecting flight early the next morning.
Alaska had a similar problem once. They were apologetic, and gave everyone vouchers for free food at the airport since we’d be stuck there through dinner. They got us to the destination that night, even though they had to pay a fine for flying past that airport’s curfew.
JetBlue sent us to multiple terminals for 45 minutes (because our “flight is waiting”), then told us to leave them alone, and we were on our own to book a replacement flight (“we don’t have reciprocal agreements with other airlines”) or find a hotel, with no help from them.
Let’s just say that the guy you know is probably glad I didn’t know him that night.
best airplane story ever
http://www.headbandbrothers.com/home/newhomeframeset.html
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
US Air is usually one of the worst-rated ones out there.
I didn’t have a pleasurable flight either. I stick with Alaska, Virgin, Jetblue, and Continental for domestics and stay away from SW (don’t like not having a seat assigned), Delta, United, US Air.
Of course, foreign > domestic.
"I think he’s been doing some good things. I think he’s been doing some good things. He’s had to play a lot of minutes lately with Blake being out. I think he’s been doing some good things." -Nate McMillan
United
Red Carpet Club
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by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Aug 4, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
The perkiest
"We are building a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude. We forge our tradition in the spirit of our ancestors. You have our gratitude." - Rich Cho
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Aug 4, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually the all you can drink bar in the Narita Red Carpet Club is pretty nice
hard liquor, all kinds of draft beer
too bad I’m a black out drunk
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by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Aug 4, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
whichever one gets me there faster. doi.
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Aug 4, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
my rankings:
Alaska if i’m going to Jersey since it has wireless…and it’s cheap to upgrade to first class. i think others have wireless but this is only one that plan to have it on all their airplanes by fall…and it’s free
JetBlue (directv is nice and extra legroom for my short body is nice…the suckiness of jetblue is flying back west. They are a tier 3 airline so if a runway is down or busy, they get bumped behind continental, delta, american, etc i don’t recall ever getting on a jetblue flight back to pdx that wasn’t delay…it’s 5 times in 6 months that the delay were about 2-5 hours)
Delta if it’s a direct flight…i think they use a bigger plane, maybe a 747…and usually on time with directs. service is great
Southwest (i like them because they are on time and easy to get good seats from online checkin)
I’d meet BRP at the airport, not flee!! - fanfaraway
tblazers on his 21st birthday
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNfyBqrAaPk
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
just stopped at the Humane Society
where no, I did not go to add to my kitty posse. But they have the most freaking cute kittens right now. This was my favorite:

I had three, but Betsy died in December. I’d had her for 11 years. :(
On the other hand, she was a little bit of a pain in the &(%
just 2?
I won’t name names, but these guys have made it sound like you’re some crazy cat woman. I would actually have believed you if you said 18.
We adopted one from there 2 weeks ago. I was reminded how much more of a cat person I am than a dog person.
them climbin' in yo windows, they snachin' yo people up
I'm a dog person
but I have a cat, since I don’t have the time or living situation to care for a dog properly…. Cats, all you gotta do is feed, water, and keep their litter clean, and they’re good
Blazers win!
I love dogs. Perhaps even more than humans. Those damned SPCA commercials make me cry, with that awful Sarah Maclachlin song playing.
"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden
by dario argento on Aug 4, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
the only commercials i don’t like more than those are the ones with the malnutritioned kids.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
Yeah those are awful.
"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden
by dario argento on Aug 4, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Those commercials aren't allowed in the house.
We won’t support the SPCA due to them. There are other good charities who don’t show abused animals on tv to manipulate people to send extra money out of guilt.
Amen
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
jiminy cricket
like the others, i just watched the first one. that’s crazy stuff
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
I finished it out of morbid curiosity
I’ve almost done the ladder thing. Ladders and retail are a frightening combination.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
Jeebus AK
I think I’ve posted this before, but Scotland does them better.
Still on the Rex bandwagon.
I like the ads, albeit more for Sarah McLachlan than anything.
Anyhow, the commercial I hate is that 80 cents a day for some destitue African kid in poverty.
What do people here think about Aroldis Chapman
Fascinating story but looks like he might not get to be a starter at the highest level.
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i’m curious to see how he develops and what he does when he gets here. he won’t be the first cuban to defect and be a good pitcher. Livan Hernandez and El Duque being the best probably. but they weren’t as young, i don’t think, as Chapman.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
i hadn’t heard that plan.
i can see why. a guy with a super dominant pitch can make a great closer. and if he cant’ throw anything else all that well, then it sorta makes sense. but yeah, it would be best to try to make him a starter first.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
yeah— if his secondary stuff turns out to be sucky and they don’t think they can make him a good starter, then I get it, but it seems way too early to give up on him starting.
If they are bringing him up as a reliever to help now— a la the Rays with David Price a couple years ago— and planning to have him return to starting next year, I’d get that.
oh good point with Price.
which brings this awesome scenario in play:
they bring up Chapman for the playoffs and he pulls a 2002 KRod. that would be so sweet. i love stuff like that in baseball: the guy that just shows up and blows people away. KRod was so fun to watch in that playoffs
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
hahaha
yeah good point. but as an objective baseball fan, that was awesome. you gotta admit that.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
good call.
i regret not getting him in fantasy when i had the chance. after that WS i knew he was gonna be good.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
we just do 4 keepers. i think wainwright was a keeper last year and will continue to be.
my keepers this year will be Halladay, Josh Johnson, and then some combination of D. Wright, P. Fielder, J. Morneau, Tulo, maybe Brian Wilson (saves are ridiculously overimportant in our league)
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
it’s only an 8 team league so every team is pretty stacked.
i always draft pretty well, but then still dont’ win. guys get hurt or i have people that don’t perform up to usual. this year it seems to be that i’m gonna lose because other teams found the diamond in the rough types, like Carlos Gonzalez.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
its strange— I’m in 2 leagues… both 12 team head to head leagues. In one of them I almost always make the playoffs and have finished in the top 3 three years in a row and in the other I’m about to miss the playoffs for the 3rd of 4th year in a row… and the league I always do well in has the more knowledgeable GMs in my opinion. Just fluky I think but its funny.
the same 2 guys have finished 1-2 in our league the last 3 or 4 years in a row. one of them cause he’s a really good manager and the other one cause he seems to luck in to players. like Greinke last year. but this year that guy isn’t doing as well.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
but accurate
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
by DrivetheLane on Aug 4, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I think so too
Just reading about his progress and he was mentioned on ESPN as being really wild. All the noises were that he might be a relief/closer with one dominant pitch rather than someone who can throw 3 pitches consistently.
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Love losing half my stack with 55 to 24 suited, on a 663 board. (guy hits running hearts, for a flush)
Notes to Broyposse: "Don't let him pull that move, Don't let him pull that move! That's the move! Ohhhhhhh that's the move!"
just another double up, to back in it.
Notes to Broyposse: "Don't let him pull that move, Don't let him pull that move! That's the move! Ohhhhhhh that's the move!"
nice.
make it happen dude!
i want free BWW!!!!!!
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
200 dollar buy in on fulltilt 1st place is 160k...
i final table we getting wings.
Notes to Broyposse: "Don't let him pull that move, Don't let him pull that move! That's the move! Ohhhhhhh that's the move!"
down to 3k, after the sick beat. 3k peeps left.
Notes to Broyposse: "Don't let him pull that move, Don't let him pull that move! That's the move! Ohhhhhhh that's the move!"
Hey, is Shaq coming to Boston right now? Do I need to camp out at the Cheesecake Factory? The Liberty Hotel? The Garden?
you know what really grings my gears
old lady’s who think their little pet schnauzers are their grandchildren and when I walk by with my chocolate lab they act like my dog when eat their grandchildren and act very offended I even walked my dog on the same sidewalk as their precious little babies. /endrant
On Ben's guest hang-time podcast, they are talking about flying too
And one guy got upgraded to first class, but his wife not. Interesting dilemma…
He offered it to his wife, but she didn't take it
So he used it, and is now wondering if that will have consequences.
I would guess HECK YEAH, but well it’s hard to let that go to waste.
smh….
he should have said, “well i’m not gonna use it cause i don’t want to spend all that time on the flight apart. i’d rather fly next to you.”
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
it really is
and how could you turn that down
by Peteyhasnohead on Aug 4, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Heheh, yeah there will be consequences. :)
My wife is arguing that it was an awful decision by the airline to even make that offer. Gotta say, she’s right.
yeah that was my first thought as well
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
Im pretty sure
that I, without hesitation, would say heck ya and start walking toward first class, then on my way realize that I have left my wife and look bad and see that I have made a big mistake, but oh its too late, might as just go with it and then take the rest of the time drinking with a warm towel on my head. But I think the blame would have to fall entirely on the airline
by Peteyhasnohead on Aug 4, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
there was actually a Seinfeld episode about this.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
there is a seinfeld episode for every occasion
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
marty>babbitt
by thomasikehara on Aug 4, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
and tha’ts why it’s the GOAT
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
I would agree with you on this.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
Yeah, it's just not that funny
The gags are just, I dunno, worn out and simple maybe? And the one-liners are really bland.
Phase 1: Collect underpants
Phase 2: ???
Phase 3: Profit!
i don’t even know what to say right now.
as far as sitcoms go, its on top.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
I think it’s aged really poorly. I’ve watched probably 80-90% of the episodes. The Simpsons is easily the better 90’s comedy.
wow.
i think the only thing that’s aged with Seinfeld is the fashion aspects. the humor is still relevant, on point, and extremely funny.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
There have been reports that the show Seinfeld is having trouble getting college students interested
They find it irrelevant and dated now. The production company even sends out Seinfeld video tours to some colleges, but the kids aren’t interested.
They also remastered it in HD recently, since that was a hindrance.
i can’t say i’m surprised.
that is sad though.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
i'm a college aged kid
I love Seinfeld, easily one of my favorite shows of all time.
Garden Variety Internet Denizen. Play Jerryd Bayless.
WORD UP.STAY.FRESCO
To be fair
I find most sitcoms pretty lame. I loved Arrested Development, enjoy the more recent South Parks, Simpsons is timeless, liked Strangers with Candy… other than that? Meh.
yeah. there aren’t a lot of good sitcoms right now. Modern Family is clearly the best happening right now i think. 30 Rock as well, although i hear that went downhill this season.
AD and The Office UK are probably the two greatest sitcoms to happen after Seinfeld stopped. i also find most sitcoms these days very sub-par.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
Community is my favorite current sitcom
I gotta check out Modern Family though.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
i watched a couple episodes of Community and enjoyed it. i will watch more when i have a chance. Modern Family is great. if it can keep up the level of writing it had in season 1, i believe it could be one of the great family comedies.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
I just watched the one where Jay killed Manny's turtle
I lo’d
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
hahahahaha
the raccoon.
Manny is hilarious. maybe my second favorite character after Cam.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
Oh yeah. ....I like Manny ...his deadpan is perfect
The Christmas episode cracked me up
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
it’s the seemingly throw away stuff too, like right at the end of the scenes. in one of them, right before the cut, he goes, “do i have time for a steam?”
the one where he makes fun of Mitchell is great too.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
I joined late
but I think I have caught up on all the episodes….Great show
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
Modern Faimly is a million times better than Community.
I’m also disappointed Parks and Rec is just a mid-season replacement next year, as I find it better than Community by a longshot.
I strongly disagree but w/e
the problem with parks and rec is that it was horrible early on and killed any chance of having a big fanbase. It got considerably better as it progressed and became it’s own show, but it was probably too late for most casual fans, therefore mid-season
by HD on Aug 4, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
We tuned out of P/R after 3 episodes and haven't given it another shot.
We did the same with The Office (two episodes there), but eventually gave it another shot. We’ll probably do the same if P/R stays good.
The Office slowly built into NBC’s biggest comedy. If P/R actually has a long period of good quality writing, and NBC handles promotion and time placement well, it’s got a chance.
We'll add Community as a Season Pass next season
We got distracted from it during Season 1, but enjoyed repeats.
I enjoy modern family(although not as much as community obviously)
but I’m starting to feel like ever since the office introduced the whole talking heads style other sitcoms have been using it as an easy way out to make jokes. Instead of going through the effort to work the joke into the script they just use the talking heads.
by HD on Aug 4, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I liked Seinfeld when it was on the air (like I said, I’ve watched prolly 90% if not all the episodes). But I just find myself really bored and unamused when I catch reruns
Dunno if it was in the JD, on Twitter or elsewhere
but I heard someone say that 90% of the gags on Seinfeld are irrelevant now that cellphones are common. All the just missing people when they were supposed to meet, not being able to get in touch etc is pretty much non existent now.
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i can’t think of a ton of episodes where those were the key jokes.
the theater one where they can’t find each other is the only one that really stands out.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
Oh, I don't know if that right
I just remember that I heard it. I’ve only seen probably about 10-15 episodes of Seinfeld in my life. I like it though.
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i’ve seen every episode of Seinfeld.
i don’t think the advent of the cell phone ruins anywhere near 90% of the series.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
Sounds like a cop-out
Younger people just find it lame, and those who don’t find it lame want to know why…so, of course, blame cell-phones.
Phase 1: Collect underpants
Phase 2: ???
Phase 3: Profit!
yeah. i don’t understand the cell phone thing. like i said, the episode where they try to meet up for the movie probably doesn’t hold up if they have cell phones, but other than that, i can’t think of one.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
I'll bow to your superior knowledge of the show
I do think the current younger generation don’t get alot of the humour in Seinfeld because society and social interaction has changed so much since then that what made the show funny doesn’t really translate.
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i often wonder if there is any correlation between how sped up the world has got and the younger generations interaction with quality television.
would they even still find The Simpsons funny or is that mostly carryover audience? how would they react to The Cosby Show?
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
Maybe that's it, communication has changed society
But there are a lot of shows from back then that younger people still find funny, so I dunno
Phase 1: Collect underpants
Phase 2: ???
Phase 3: Profit!
i don’t know either.
it’d be interesting to show younger people old shows like I Love Lucy, Cheers, MASH, All in the Family, Cosby Show and see what the reaction is compared to something like Family Guy.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
IMO, Lucy, the Munsters, and Cheers are in the top 10
shows of all time. Cosby Show as well probably. Seinfeld, though, just doesn’t do it. MASH is ok, but I know younger people who love. In fact, most I know think it’s one of the greatest.
Phase 1: Collect underpants
Phase 2: ???
Phase 3: Profit!
Munsters? that’s interesting.
hmmm top 10, without thinking too much and in no order:
Lucy, All in the Family, MASH, Cheers, Cosby, Seinfeld, AD, The Office (UK), Andy Griffith, and i’ll say The Wonder Years cause i love it so much and can’t think of anything else.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
Soprano's is bomb
but not comedy, which seems to be the trend here.
Phase 1: Collect underpants
Phase 2: ???
Phase 3: Profit!
that's what I thought, too.
I must have just gotten lost in the conversation, cause I thought you said those shows would be in your top ten shows, didn’t realize it was sitcoms.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
i was just doing sitcoms.
if it was all shows the list would be vastly vastly different. so much so that the only sitcoms would probably be one of Seinfeld and The Office (UK). i go back and forth with those.
and instead of Wonder Years i realized that should be The Simpsons.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
One excellent sitcom has been left out here
News Radio. And curse Phil Hartman’s ex for killing him before the series ended.
Still on the Rex bandwagon.
It would also be interesting to see
how the Seinfeld generation rates shows like It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia and other shows that seem to have a bit of a college-cult following
Phase 1: Collect underpants
Phase 2: ???
Phase 3: Profit!
i’m watching Always Sunny right now.
season 3 and 4 are really good, but i don’t find it great. there have been some episodes that really crack me up though.
also, the more i see this the more i think Kaitlin Olsen should have an emmy nomination by now.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
i am young
i used to like family guy before it got super political.
i like a lot of older shows, barney miller, i love lucy, but seinfeld will always be number one
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
marty>babbitt
by thomasikehara on Aug 4, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Roseanne was a great show too. i didn’t like it as much as Seinfeld though. i watched some older repeats of Roseanne and found it much funnier than i remember.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
John Goodman is awesome.
"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden
by dario argento on Aug 4, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
i am young
sienfeld is the greatest show of all time
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
marty>babbitt
by thomasikehara on Aug 4, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
It could be because you prefer the classic sitcom format
Which Cheers followed closely. Seinfeld seemed to “click” with some people more than others.
Cheers (and Fraiser, by proxy)
Moonlighting (yes, I’m old enough to remember), Home Improvement, Roseanne, Wonder Years…. these are sitcoms I loved
Blazers win!
I don't remember Moonlighting
and didn’t like Roseanne, but the others are primo picks. I didn’t use to like Fraiser, but once I got to college I finally “got it,” it just took some maturation on my part.
Phase 1: Collect underpants
Phase 2: ???
Phase 3: Profit!
I hated Home Improvement so much
But I ain’t really into sitcoms, at all. Hate the patterns and re-used gags.
Seinfeld is ah’ight, it’s funny but I can’t say I’d turn to it if I see it on the guide. It’s definitely one of the best sitcommy shows.
#52
I miss Barney Miller
"We are building a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude. We forge our tradition in the spirit of our ancestors. You have our gratitude." - Rich Cho
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Aug 5, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions
Barney Miller
for a more civilized time in our nation
"We are building a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude. We forge our tradition in the spirit of our ancestors. You have our gratitude." - Rich Cho
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Aug 5, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions
It's still on WGN
I’ve seen portions, it’s the kind of show that just couldn’t succeed today.
They air it after Newhart, which actually could still succeed today, but probably online in a niche market on a cable network.
Please
Barney Miller is one of the classics of the medium, it holds up as well now as it did when it first came out.
"We are building a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude. We forge our tradition in the spirit of our ancestors. You have our gratitude." - Rich Cho
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Aug 5, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions
I was going to ask that the other day
How some of the younger folks handle sitcom storylines that break down with the advent of the cell phone. For someone who grew up recently, I imagine the concept of not being reachable, or not having the world’s information at your fingertips, is very foreign.
I love the show. It was on at 2200, which was my bedtime in elementary school, so I would watch EVERY night.
Watching it now makes me feel nostalgic.
"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden
by dario argento on Aug 4, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
for sure in the running.
faded pretty bad though from what i’ve heard. i admit i haven’t seen a whole lot of MASH though.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
i agree. although that was another show that faded.
up until Diane left it was just flat out great. then post-Diane it was still a good sitcom. i like Cheers quite a bit.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
All Sit-coms are cyclical
Long running ones
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
yeah. i think the key to great sitcoms is knowing when to stop. that’s one of the things i really appreciated about Seinfeld: even though it hurt when it stopped, it left on top and never really faded that far.
it’s also why, in a weird way, i’m glad AD got cancelled. that show could have easily had a large drop off in future seasons.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
However ....long running shows have this sweet spot
When the characters are fully developed….and half the humor is derived from just knowing how the characters are going to act ….that is when, if you have some good ideas left, you get the best out of a sit-com.
BTW I loved My Name is Earl
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
again, i agree completely.
i never kept up much with Earl. i saw the first few episodes and loved them but didn’t keep watching for some reason. it hink it was on the same time as another show i liked more.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
DVR FTW
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Aug 4, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
didn’t have DVR when that show was on.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
by DrivetheLane on Aug 4, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
My Name is Earl's Season One is really great
I mean, just amazing considering they were establishing the characters.
It started to drop noticeably in Season 2, then collapsed under poor writing in Season 3. In Season 4, they tried to return to the style of Season 1, but it was too late, everyone had tuned out.
NBC, yet again, did not give them a chance to close the show out properly either.
NBC sucks. it’s amazing how much they’ve ruined themselves with poor decisions. i think they’re mostly lucky that Tina Fey worked for SNL.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
by DrivetheLane on Aug 4, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I actually prefer the middle to later seasons the most, since Captain ...
Honeycutt, Colonel Potter, and Major Winchester were more well-rounded and human than the original characters. I, too, liked the serious nature of the later episodes versus the slapstick comedy from the first few seasons.
hmm.
you make me want to watch the show more. i’m not super familiar with it.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
It is good
Some of it is outstanding
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
I also like the Alda era. It gets a bad rap, but I think it was good.
"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden
by dario argento on Aug 4, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm referring to the Alda era where he was writing and directing the shows,
as opposed to just starring in them.
"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden
by dario argento on Aug 4, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah the later seasons Alda had a bigger role in the
story and production of the episodes. These later seasons were more drama oriented and slightly heavy handed, with anti-war sentiment, and less about comedy. MASH fans are slightly divided as to whether the Alda era sucks or not. I like it, but probably not as much as the earlier era with Trapper and Henry.
"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden
by dario argento on Aug 4, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
The only episodes I like
Are the “Soup Nazi” episode, and the one where George’s new car lot is loaning out the cars for prostitution
Blazers win!
oh man….
those aren’t even the best episodes.
you haven’t seen The Boyfriend? or the one where George does the opposite? or The Contest!? so many other great ones. just watch all of season 4. season 4 of Seinfeld is one of the greatest seasons of any tv show ever. so consistently hilarious.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
There are very few episodes of Seinfeld that I find drop-down funny
But the one where George does the opposite is one of them.
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Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
marty>babbitt
by thomasikehara on Aug 4, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
animated shows got to stick together.
Seinfeld > Simpsons
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
haha
Cartoon Wars was great. they nailed Family Guy perfectly.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
I'm not a big Family Guy fan anymore
But you could do the same episode about South Park, just with different crutches the writers use.
But South Park got off the crutches and found the current events crutch
Family Guy’s jokes literally don’t make sense, and that’s what makes it amusing…for a while. South Park’s schtick got old after the 7th or 8th season; kinda sucked, with the occasional stroke of genius, for a little bit; then found something fresh. I mean, you could joke about how they always find a way to vaguely incorporate libertarian ideals into the moral of the story, but even that is broad enough to unify it without getting stale.
Phase 1: Collect underpants
Phase 2: ???
Phase 3: Profit!
I can't think of a show that can't be parodied
and that didn’t rely on plot devices/mechanisms. The Wire, the Sopranos, The Simpsons, Mad Men… I can think of things to parody in any long running show.
Yeah, that's what makes episodes and seasons
feel like part of a whole. You still have to have some themes. It wouldn’t be funny if South Park turned “the boys” into the cast of Entourage for a season trying to copycat, but it would be funny for an episode if it were a parody, because that’s what South Park does. It would get old if they did that all the time, though.
Phase 1: Collect underpants
Phase 2: ???
Phase 3: Profit!
The Simpsons has also revolved almost completely around current events and current pop culture references as well.
i do agree with you on the quality of South Park going downhill around those seasons though.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
12, 13, 14 haven’t been that great.
season 10 was awesome i thought.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
Cartoon Wars, Warcraft, and i can’t remember the other ones, but there were 4 or 5 all timers i thought.
and season 11 had Imaginationland which might be the best thing SP has ever produced.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
what are you favorite episodes?
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
After reading through the episode guide, it may take a while
Lots of favorites, though I didn’t see much of season 11.
i’m sure if i looked through episode guides i could point out several that i would say i love also.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
I'd be pasting titles from most of the first three seasons
And plenty from 4-7, though it got more hit and miss. Casa Bonita is a personal favorite.
There are definitely some that I enjoy from recent years. This past season, I really enjoyed the Tiger Woods episode, 200, 201, and You Have 0 Friends. It was the best ratio of good to bad in a half season in a while.
I've been a fan of 12, 13, and 14, but they're different
I do hate the pan flute/guinea pig episodes though. But I agree on season 10. And I don’t think 7, 8, and 9 were bad, just not great like the rest of the show.
Phase 1: Collect underpants
Phase 2: ???
Phase 3: Profit!
Oh, and in reference to point on the Simpsons
I think that reliance on current pop culture references is what has allowed the Simpsons and South Park to have some staying power, because it always seems fresh, to a certain degree.
Phase 1: Collect underpants
Phase 2: ???
Phase 3: Profit!
I liked the last three seasons
I loved the Tiger Woods episode, though the Jimmy goes to camp/Intervention episode might be the worst the show has ever done.
Yeah, that one was bad
But that’s what makes Towlie the worst character ever. He ruins (or almost ruins) every episode he’s in.
Phase 1: Collect underpants
Phase 2: ???
Phase 3: Profit!
yeah that camp one was pretty lame. although i do remember having at least one good laugh, though i can’t remember what it was.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
uh….no. i’m not sure anymore.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
eh, thought I'd give it a shot
Made me laugh…
Phase 1: Collect underpants
Phase 2: ???
Phase 3: Profit!
tell your cousin well done.
but it’s not better than Seinfeld.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
i would be too if i was you.
he’s working on one of the greatest shows ever. and, probably, the best animated show of all time.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
yup.
apparently, in addition to being a capologist and all-around good guy, storyteller also has family that works on awesome tv shows.
i pretty much can’t stand storyteller by now.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
That's just cuz you're jealous
Storyteller isn’t a bad guy, just one who was born into the right family
Blazers win!
i said he was an all-around nice guy though.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
um no, actually
you are the failure here, bro. He said
apparently, in addition to being a capologist and all-around good guy, storyteller also has family that works on awesome tv shows.which is the proper use of the term “and.” Burn fail, the worse kind of fail.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
okay
i think he was pointing out that i first said “good” but then said “nice”
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
oh, I see
burn fail on GB. I misread what exactly he was clowning. burn fail on GB, the worst kind of burn.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
I know, that GB kid is dumb
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
quit trying to talk with your brain
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
I keep trying to grow up and get a life
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
And I was quoting an excerpt
hence the “…” at both front and back of the quote, which was contesting the use of “nice” and “good”
Blazers win!
there is a qhaq nickname poll going on at espn
the big leprechaun is winning
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
marty>babbitt
*shaq
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
marty>babbitt
by thomasikehara on Aug 4, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Both sides had moved on from that since 2003
"We are building a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude. We forge our tradition in the spirit of our ancestors. You have our gratitude." - Rich Cho
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Aug 4, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
this news kinda makes..
his song president kinda funny.
by HD on Aug 4, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
this place called Wild Play or something. it’s in BC
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
aww that's lame.
I hate when that happens
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
oh man….Always Sunny season 4…..
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
it's got some great episodes on it.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
i've watched 3 more episodes of minute to win it than i care to watch
yet i have to keep watching bc i dont know when my friends episode will be airing. i hate mindless tv.
"There was a time when this blog was for intelligent BASKETBALL fans. It has unfortunately become O-Live 2…" ~Ilikeemall
"Did they really expect me to bow down to Jesus?!?" ~Sophia
"At first glance, I saw a fairly unremarkable penis." ~Sophia on Greg Oden
they didn’t tell him/her when it would be on?
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
nope she doesnt know when
and she wont tell us how much she won or anything about the show
"There was a time when this blog was for intelligent BASKETBALL fans. It has unfortunately become O-Live 2…" ~Ilikeemall
"Did they really expect me to bow down to Jesus?!?" ~Sophia
"At first glance, I saw a fairly unremarkable penis." ~Sophia on Greg Oden
by Philthyanimal on Aug 4, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Covered as a collision claim (with deductible)
but not as a liability claim, because you can’t be liable to yourself.
them climbin' in yo windows, they snachin' yo people up
tinfoil drops some knowledge!
"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden
by dario argento on Aug 4, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
it's the one thing i know anything about!
One thing that bugs me about us liberal states is that a person can injure their spouse and profit from it. Example: Husband driving, wife is front passenger, husband runs off the road and his wife’s leg gets broken. She can make a pain and suffering claim against her own husband, since it was his fault. However, since it’s a community property state, her money is his money, ergo he makes money off his own dumb mistake.
More conservative states, California included, don’t allow this.
them climbin' in yo windows, they snachin' yo people up
It ain't perfect anywhere. If this is the worst thing about Orygun I'll take it.
I agree that’s messed up though. The justice system ain’t pretty.
"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden
by dario argento on Aug 4, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Do you think the insurance companies will put the pieces together?
That all the married BEdgers get in car accidents tomorrow?
Still on the Rex bandwagon.
I WILL NOTICE YOU BIG JERKS!
if I see any familiar names tomorrow morning, i’m calling foul!
them climbin' in yo windows, they snachin' yo people up
I may be forming a bias against retail outlets that have a web site, but don't show a store's real-time inventory.
Who?
And not all web sales do their shipping from the nearest location…. When I worked for the company that bought out part of Sportsman’s Warehouse (Wholesale Sports), they were going to be going online with orders and shipping from Fargo, ND.
Blazers win!
I'm ok if they don't ship locally, I'd just like to know if I'm wasting my time driving over
Since many stores are very hard to reach on the phone to check if an item is in stock.
There are a bunch of local stores that have that problem here. As a secondary thing, I’m still surprised when a store web site doesn’t have a pick-up in person option. Even the ever-slow Frys.com has an inventory and pickup option now.
That I can understand
I did my best to make sure I always was near a phone or had the cordless with me so phone customers could get the info they needed. The cordless was great for if I needed to travel farther than the 20-second park option would allow
Blazers win!
What store we talking bout, Willis?
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
Not exactly the same thing, but...
I’m an avid disc golfer, and there are a lot of online disc vendors. Disc models come in a variety of weights and colors. It used to be that you would get to select a weight range (say 168-170 grams) and a color range (say dark or light). You never knew what you were actually going to get. Then the site discgolfcenter came along. It’s worth checking out just to see a really good example of inventory can look like.
Still on the Rex bandwagon.
Disc Golf Depot in Portland is awesome. Off Division.
them climbin' in yo windows, they snachin' yo people up
Jerry has done a lot for DG in the area
But it’s way more convenient for me to order online than call him to see if he’s home and drive across town. I also have a couple issues with how he’s been operating lately.
If I need to pick up discs locally, I usually go to Next Adventure.
Still on the Rex bandwagon.
from stephen colbert
Brett Favre now says he won’t retire if his ankle heals. So if you had 18 hours in your Favre Retirement Pool, congratulations!
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
marty>babbitt
I love it. I hope he retires and unretires at least 3 more times. Anything less would be un-favre-like.
"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden
by dario argento on Aug 4, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
oh that's cool!
I’m looking forward to watching that even more now.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
I watched the first episode of this season, and it was terrible. Has it improved? I stopped watching with about 5 minutes left and didn’t even find out who done it, because I just didn’t care.
yeah that's what I did, too.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
It's the worst season of the show so far, but I've still been enjoying it.
I’m not sure if the episodes have really gotten better than that first one, though.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
you're gonna have to get in line and propose your vote for book 3.
though I think book 3 already may have candidates lined up, which means you’d have to wait for book 4
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
Shift-Eh.
How is everyone’s evening? I finally beat Red Dead Redemption last night. It was a ridiculously epic and appropriate ending. I am now sad it’s over.
"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden
that’s how i felt too. great game.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
most fun I've had playing a game since Gears of War 2. I just might start a new one. I just love the western setting so much. It's a genre that doesn't get much love these days.
"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden
by dario argento on Aug 4, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I hired it 'cos I was too poor to buy it at the time
Only got as far as Mexico. You just made me wanna get it again.
| MC2PDX | Horf2PDX | Cho4GM | Griff4AGM | JVG4HC | 1/5
yeah….you gotta get it again and keep going. you were just getting to the best parts.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
"hired" it?
is that Kiwi for “renting”?
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
Yarr
We hire movies and games down here. None of that renting crap!!
| MC2PDX | Horf2PDX | Cho4GM | Griff4AGM | JVG4HC | 1/5
haha that's freaking awesome.
I love that term. I got to Mexico and took a very long break cause I was worried I’d get gaming burn out.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
Truth be told
I think you can use either here really. It’s more fun for it to make it an us vs you thing though huh.
I kind of agree with you on the whole burn out thing. First mission I did with the sharpshooting fellow I was mowing through people and just felt a bit meh about it. Think I’m ready to get back into it though. Gotta find out what happens and I hear the ending is pretty different.
| MC2PDX | Horf2PDX | Cho4GM | Griff4AGM | JVG4HC | 1/5
Do it! You won't regret it. It might be the single best ending to a video game I've ever seen.
"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden
by dario argento on Aug 4, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow
I guess no one is gonna tell me it was crap and I shouldn’t bother but now I have no choice! Really want to see how it ends. Might just go buy it – I could kill hours just riding around hunting or helping people. Thats part of the reason I only just got to Mexico despite logging serious hours.
| MC2PDX | Horf2PDX | Cho4GM | Griff4AGM | JVG4HC | 1/5
Tinfoil didn’t like it. he might be able to convince you.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
by DrivetheLane on Aug 4, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
i think i'm the only one that was bored by that game.
you can just fine the ending on youtube and watch it. the only thing you’ll miss is a long horse ride.
them climbin' in yo windows, they snachin' yo people up
hahahaha
but playing it is so much better than watching it.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
by DrivetheLane on Aug 4, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
There were a lot of long horse rides
Does the final one take the cake??
| MC2PDX | Horf2PDX | Cho4GM | Griff4AGM | JVG4HC | 1/5
Yes, but once again you don't have to do all that riding. You can camp, and skip to a waypoint you set. this saves time when you're tired of riding around.
"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden
by dario argento on Aug 4, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't listen to him MadBlaze!
It’s great! Worth it. Also, you can cut down on the riding around by camping, if you wanna skip to missions. I did that a lot later in the game when I was tired of riding around.
"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden
by dario argento on Aug 4, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
i thin he's just talking about the hidden ending, isn't her?
that part was just a single long-ass horse ride.
them climbin' in yo windows, they snachin' yo people up
huh?
are you sure you did the right ending?
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
by DrivetheLane on Aug 4, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
i heard some people didn’t play till they saw credits and missed the awesomeness of the ending.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
by DrivetheLane on Aug 4, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
it was crazy obvious, though. if someone said "there's a secret ending,"
I woulda said “What, does he…….revenge?”
them climbin' in yo windows, they snachin' yo people up
Yeah I could see how some people might quit early.
"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden
by dario argento on Aug 4, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
i was angry at the result of (SPOILERS FOR RDR)
John getting killed cause jack is a poon and has a stupid voice and i didnt want to get to 100% as jack.
As-Salaam Alaikum
Aw man
Did see the spoilers tag quick enough to stop scrolling : (
He dies huh
| MC2PDX | Horf2PDX | Cho4GM | Griff4AGM | JVG4HC | 1/5
Dude!!!! WTZ!!!! Not cool! We were just talking to MadBlaze about how awesome the ending was.
"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden
by dario argento on Aug 4, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
i wasnt paying attention at all
i just looked at tinfoils thing and thought you guys were rehashing stuff
As-Salaam Alaikum
i did this too. the only annoying part is trying to do missions in the dark. like that one on the river right before getting in to mexico. that mission sucked to do in the dark.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
by DrivetheLane on Aug 4, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Imma watch The Blind Side. I have low expectations
And daaaaaaaaamn, there’s Theismann’s broken leg.
them climbin' in yo windows, they snachin' yo people up
I enjoyed that movie
I don’t see what all the fuss was about, and the book of course is better, but by no means is it a poor film.
I covered my eyes as soon as I saw that clip was the start of the movie
I’ve seen Theismann’s leg snap so many times…and i get woozy and lightheaded each time.
Ah....that is when I developed a soft spot for LT
The thing I remember the most (other than the gruesomeness) is the way LT jumped outta the pile and screamed for the trainers…it showed his humanity. (this also why I didn’t cut Ariza any slack for taking out Rudy….he basically acted the opposite..total douche).
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
I like that movie....
OK I REALLY liked that movie. Yes, I know it’s flawed, sappy, hollywood drivel written for the masses, slightly racist, and not original. But Damn if I don’t love a feel-good movie about football. It was well made to boot.
"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden
by dario argento on Aug 4, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
this freaked me out. I was just checkin’ on ya.
them climbin' in yo windows, they snachin' yo people up
it does sound like Roybot...
The fatally injured man was between the ages of 45 and 50
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Aug 4, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
well that was very thoughtful of you...
and I was being obtuse for comedic effect
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Aug 4, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
as DTL can affirm, being obtuse doesn't get you any favors. Just pwnage from Mortimer.
them climbin' in yo windows, they snachin' yo people up
My parents are fine.
My dad got a flat tire on highway 26 right before the tunnel one time. That was terrifying.
k good.
prez parents don’t live here, and x is on right now, so his parents are probably fine too.
/worry
back to The Blind Side
them climbin' in yo windows, they snachin' yo people up
you guys are dense.
Incident: Vancouver dude killed in car accident
Thought: I hope Roybot’s dad is ok. BECAUSE IS A MAN THAT LIVES IN VANCOUVER
/intentional obtuseness.
them climbin' in yo windows, they snachin' yo people up
Like Ark, I thought you might be joking about Roybot being the 45-50 year old man.
High off of love.
Drunk from the hate.
roybot is my homeboy (home home boy), i wouldn't J2H her like that.
them climbin' in yo windows, they snachin' yo people up
I’m sad that I missed the whole J2H incident. I don’t understand any of the joking about them.
High off of love.
Drunk from the hate.
:)
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Aug 4, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Me too.
"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden
by dario argento on Aug 4, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Hmmm, I don't run many wrecks there. Driver that hit him must have been wasted.
"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden
by dario argento on Aug 4, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
That map is off
That’s about a mile south of the offramp in question… I used to live in that area
Blazers win!
I'm here... and I have better legs than Roybot
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Aug 4, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
hmmm...the pictures i have seen of roybot did not include legs...
i have no way to disprove your statement.
them climbin' in yo windows, they snachin' yo people up
no, I can fill out a solid b cup
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Aug 4, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
plus i have extra bits and pieces
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Aug 4, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah that was gross.
i wish i hadn’t seen that.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
by DrivetheLane on Aug 4, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I know Pros vs. Joes is not a good show
Why can’t I stop watching it?
well i’m off to pack up for camping tomorrow.
talk to you guys in several days.
"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"
great... here come the gifs...great...
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Aug 4, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions
have fun, man.
talk to ya when you return.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
Have fun!
"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden
by dario argento on Aug 4, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
enjoy
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Aug 4, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Hayyyyehhh!!
"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden
by dario argento on Aug 4, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Crackalackin
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Aug 4, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
OH..................MY......................GAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden
by dario argento on Aug 4, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Here's a worthy foe.
"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden
by dario argento on Aug 4, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I do, but I can’t say any of the in here
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Aug 4, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
… and your face
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Aug 4, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
religious people..
but gotta admit really looks like a dog.
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Aug 4, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
ive been living outta a suitcase and a few extra bags all summer....
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Aug 4, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah but im not pushin her out
you are. if someone gets blamed for murder its you not me.
As-Salaam Alaikum
why would anyone wanna do that?
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Aug 4, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
dont crush his dreams...
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Aug 4, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
HD you watch jersey shore?
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Aug 4, 2010 10:16 PM PDT reply actions
no, don't have cable
I have to wait until tomorrow to watch it online, but was it good or did ya find it boring again?
by HD on Aug 4, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
if you forget the extra W she will have to take it outside
by HD on Aug 4, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah… like I was paying for a DJ…
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Aug 4, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
that's awesome. I didn't think it was actually him but after a quick google search it clearly is.
"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden
by dario argento on Aug 4, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Alright. Everyone has to watch this. It gets amazing at the 1:04 mark.
"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden
by dario argento on Aug 4, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
hahaha that guy is awesome
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
yeah that part is freaking epic to the max
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
Not safe for Sedge...
"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden
by dario argento on Aug 4, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
That's awesome!
"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden
by dario argento on Aug 4, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Kam shut down Cube's gangsta stuff
shut it down hard
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by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Aug 5, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions
man he shouldn't flaunt those beads
I mean it’s cool if your into that sort of thing, but keep it in private
by HD on Aug 4, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
did you listen????
the American Dream, Dream, is a Pyramid Scheme, Scheme
and it feels out of reach when it’s hard and the times are tough,
but change starts with us,
yup yup we all want freedom,
yea to be who we be, i don’t wanna be afraid when i speak
to say what i’m feeling,
As-Salaam Alaikum
idk how I feel about asher
on one hand he has really good stage presence, but he also wrote a song called “lark on my go kart”(or something like that). To get all AK about this, he is the mainstream Macklemore
by HD on Aug 4, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hes cool
giving the money you earn to charity > rapping about the rims you got from rapping
As-Salaam Alaikum
I'll give him a shot at some point(I'm not fond of I love college)
but for comparisons sake this is macklemore and he is from seattle. He sounds similar but I think he is doper.
by HD on Aug 4, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
i didnt like "i love college"
then i listened to his mixtape and what he was about
As-Salaam Alaikum
He isn't bad when compared to other rappers of his generation.
My favorite song of his is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ka8ooi6DnO4&feature=av2n
I’d consider him more of a pop artist than anything.
Love.
that sounds about right
it’s kind of that same class as Drake, eminem(his last couple albums), kid cuti, b.o.b., heck even Jay-z’s last few albums. Their a class above the average stuff you hear on the radio, but not on the same level as the classics or really good new stuff(or aren’t on that level anymore). (ducks from attacks)
by HD on Aug 4, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I believe you are mistaken!
(goes into dream world plants idea: “you don’t like kid cuti,” gets killed and goes to limbo. Kills self by backflipping off skyscraper built by my mind. wakes up. you know don’t like kid cuti.)
BRRRAAAHHMMMMM!
by HD on Aug 4, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
dang it I told myself to stop being such a hater
redact this comment
by HD on Aug 4, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Drake and Eminem and even Jay-Z don't really belong in the same sentence
Drake is a product of freaking Nickelodeon. Though Jay-Z and Drake did share a stage in Toronto recently, so I guess they are now all the same junk. And like BRP said, I won’t lose sleep over who is more better or hood or what. They are all basically all rap pop now.
seriously, you are weird about rap. the moment somebody says something derogatory about somebody you like, it must mean that they like lil wayne, rick ross, flo rida, etc. right?
it’s like somebody saying they aren’t a huge fan of nic’s game, and then somebody flies in and calls him (or her) a laker fan
lol
the only person ive argued with about rap and liking lil wayne is ark and he admitted it
As-Salaam Alaikum
my point still stands. you could go ahead and insert any rapper you think sucks.
it’s like if jake said he hates lamarcus’ game, and roybot came in and told him he must really like jeff green then. or something
yeah i wasnt disagreeing
its just that most people i know listen to that garbage then if i say something about nas or somethin they dont know who it is
As-Salaam Alaikum
well in most cases if you don't like nic you are a l*kers fan
“sometimes stereotyping is quicker”
by HD on Aug 4, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m curious as to what factors all of y’all take into account when determining if rap is good or not.
High off of love.
Drunk from the hate.
wu-tang = good
everything else ever made in any genre ever= obsolete
by HD on Aug 4, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Mos Def, Hieroglyphics, Wu Tang, and Nas are my favorites.
Love.
by Lexi Sparx on Aug 4, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I also like all of them
and I typically “don’t like rap” I also like Del and Aesop Rock
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
my top 5 in no particular order(since everyone is sharing):
el-p, blue scholars, MF DOOM, mos, Lupe. but it’s hard for me to pick a list that small.
by HD on Aug 5, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions
my favorite rappers:
Lupe
Lupe
Lupe
Lupe
Lupe
Dre/Jay-Z
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Cudi
Wale
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Drake
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Wiz Khalifa
In terms of what?
Dre’s vocals are horrible
"We are building a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude. We forge our tradition in the spirit of our ancestors. You have our gratitude." - Rich Cho
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Aug 5, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions

"We are building a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude. We forge our tradition in the spirit of our ancestors. You have our gratitude." - Rich Cho
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Aug 5, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StlMdNcvCJo
Snow kinda looks like you
I’d meet BRP at the airport, not flee!! - fanfaraway
It was a scary big hit back in 1993.
It was during the “random guy does a mediocre rap with a catchy hook and has a hit” era.
That era should end any time now.
Mediocre rap with a catchy hook
is most rap songs
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by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Aug 5, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions
still a kid
"We are building a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude. We forge our tradition in the spirit of our ancestors. You have our gratitude." - Rich Cho
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Aug 5, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions
I liked Run DMC
And a little bit of other stuff from that era. Once it became gangster oriented, I lost interest.
Oh, and the stuff from Fear of a Black hat was all awesome, if that counts.
Still on the Rex bandwagon.
Oh, don't get me wrong
I was totally bangin’ for a while. I just thought the rappers were selling me out, yo.
Still on the Rex bandwagon.
Gangster oriented?
Just because BRP is oriental doesn’t mean he’s in a gang.
"We are building a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude. We forge our tradition in the spirit of our ancestors. You have our gratitude." - Rich Cho
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Aug 5, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions
my gang is called the Oriental Panda Express and it’s carrying your mom ninja!
I’d meet BRP at the airport, not flee!! - fanfaraway
I thought you was part of the FOB Street Killahs
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by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Aug 5, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions
heck yeah…taking your Boat Bumpin Berrypicking gang to the streets
I’d meet BRP at the airport, not flee!! - fanfaraway
Are they wah ching youuuuu?
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by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Aug 5, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions
Actually do you even get that ref?
that might be strictly for my ninjas down in socal
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by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Aug 5, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions
That stuff is scary
I saw this dude get popped in the head with his own gun once down in a pool hall in LA. Freaking Wah Chings got into it with a local set of AB’s.
"We are building a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude. We forge our tradition in the spirit of our ancestors. You have our gratitude." - Rich Cho
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Aug 5, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions
Don't the jews have a gang all their own?
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by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Aug 5, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions
goto vegas
the ecstasy rings are all controlled by guys named Avi
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by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Aug 5, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions
yeah they are
especially those scary guys who like to employ ex-mossad
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by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Aug 5, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions
no
does Hung Far Low Weinberger sound like a gangster we want?
I’d meet BRP at the airport, not flee!! - fanfaraway
what about half English white boys who are always told they look Jewish?
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
What did I say
stick to Totoro
The streets is filled with guys who thought other wise
"We are building a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude. We forge our tradition in the spirit of our ancestors. You have our gratitude." - Rich Cho
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Aug 5, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions
haha
but Totoro is too cute for me. And, to be honest, I’m a rare Japanese major in that I’m not really that into Anime and certainly not into manga. I like Ghibli stuff a lot and Cowboy Bebop. That’s about it. Dragonballz was fun when I was a young boy.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
I just laugh at a lot of thug music.
There are a few rappers who you can see being influential crime lords. The rest just think that having a gun makes you a gangster.
Love.
nolan apparently knew about that
and was originally going to keep the “brahhmm” sound out of the movie and trailers because he thought his fans would notice the connection between that sound and the original because the original was used in a movie that “mal” played by marion coltillard was in(only chris nolan would worry about this). He was then talked into using it by the composer.
by HD on Aug 4, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
that's pretty awesome
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
i had five guys today and i didn't like it
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Aug 4, 2010 11:00 PM PDT reply actions
boo
posting twss when the previous poster is blatantly fishing for a twss is lame.
by jksnake99 on Aug 4, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Idol do you have to attend our own TWSS classes now?
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
both teams played hard
"Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you've always imagined."
okay gor
it’s odd how they put the fries in a bag on top of the hotdog…they werent any good and it was expensive.
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Aug 4, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
ask for the fries in a separate bag
problem solved.
by HD on Aug 4, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
no coz i wont go back.
problem solved.
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Aug 4, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm sure that gang of guys had a bangin' good time.
by AK1984 on Aug 4, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Oh, here's another good one.
That’s what you get when taking the “p” out of porgy.
All right, I’m out of off-color jokes here.
Honestly, I thought the burger was just a step or two below Red Robin. The fries didn’t have any flavor at all though.
High off of love.
Drunk from the hate.
red robin aint all that great either....
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Aug 4, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions
danggggggggggggggg talk about phresh meat
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Aug 4, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions
haha, well played.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
Tyler can probably identify with this story
Though I’m pretty sure there’s no resemblance.
Portland lemonade stand runs into health inspectors, needs $120 license to operate
that is really dumb, fo real.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
But I understand it
Its an issue of equal treatment when its at a major event, not so much if its just on a normal street on a normal day.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
ehh
it’s a little 7 year old girl charging fifty cents for lemonade. She’s not gonna put anyone out of business.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
So create a special class for a cheaper permit
If its at a major event, fact is you should have to have a permit. Trust me, the government would get slapped with a suit by one of the other vendors if they didn’t, and they’d lose.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Cut the fee to 10 or 25 bucks for anyone under 12
And give them some brochures on cleanliness, maybe provide a dvd for them., and an official badge of completion for the kids, to show them how real world businesses work.
120 bucks? cash grab.
That's my point
Make it $10 and available on the spot or something.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
yeah I get wanting to make people have a permit as a regulation
but to make a little girl cry cause you’re threatening to charge her $500 for not giving you $120 for a permit. There’s very little chance that girl even makes $50.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
We passed by a stand some kids had set up at Gabriel Park
I made a comment to my wife that they were likely to get popped for vending in the park without a permit. I believe my wife said that no jerk would possibly ticket them.
Still on the Rex bandwagon.
someone loves bieber...a little too much

loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Aug 4, 2010 11:23 PM PDT reply actions
Oh, that's Tinfoil's room.
He just thought all those pictures were Ellen Page.
by Roybot on Aug 4, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
growing up i never had an obsession with a musician
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Aug 4, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions
no i didnt listen to that kinda music growing up
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Aug 4, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions
97.1 kisn fm
classic oldies
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Aug 4, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I think it was a couple years ago
I was surprised. Kisn had been around for a long time.
Still on the Rex bandwagon.
yeah so don't act like you know
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Aug 4, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions
haha, dang Porgy
chill out shawty. DtM was just mentioning that the station was dead. He wasn’t saying there was no way you listened to it cause it was dead before you had a chance.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
I would not earn my pay because I'm often just as confused as everyone else.
heck, it was you I was trying to translate for her sake, even though you made perfect sense from the beginning.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
dollface im chillll
he’s trying to tell me something I ALREADY KNOW
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Aug 4, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, I just caught myself up
When you said “did*,” I didn’t realize what you were referring to. It was tblazers question, “what did you listen to.”
I’m glad we did this.
Still on the Rex bandwagon.
good. just gotta put you in your place.
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Aug 4, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions
hahaha,me too.
I should just stop trying to figure out what’s going on sometimes.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
I'm surprised you tried to keep up.
After last time’s Dan_the_Man versus PG9191913466 logic argument, I knew better than to do so.
I have to make sure it never goes on that long
Part of my brain died off during that “conversation.”
Still on the Rex bandwagon.
wut?
eewww
you just went from a 8 to about a 5 on my scale
I’d meet BRP at the airport, not flee!! - fanfaraway
honestly i dont think you get this l0l
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Aug 4, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions
but I laughed anyways
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
when we go out to beaverton
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Aug 4, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah whenever, i actually probably don’t need to be there to get you in…i’ll double check
I’d meet BRP at the airport, not flee!! - fanfaraway
ohhhh it's not a date?
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Aug 4, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions
There's nothing wrong with golden oldies.
Heck, I’d rather listen to, oh, someone such as Ricky Nelson or Buddy Holly than modern-day hip-hop club music or whatever.
I can listen to any style of music ...
it all really depends on the situation and the mood I’m in.
Love.
but dont you love JT still?!
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Aug 4, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions
i love his latest album
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Aug 4, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions
he's just being emotional..again.
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Aug 4, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah kind of out of no where.
reminds me of Bowdown
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
haha, I'm sorry, bud.
hopefully you can forgive me.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
I'll save up to buy you that pocket protector you've been wanting
but you gotta wait til your 21st. August 27th or something, right? 2011?
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
hey I guessed.
and you were all difficult and coy about it.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
not really
you said “fun times” and I’m just saying I don’t have a particularly age that stands out as fun times.
I have nothing but respect for him
he can sing, dance, isn’t a terrible actor, somehow managed to come out of the boy band era as the only normal person, was part of dick in a box, and he has reportedly gotten with almost every hot thing in hollywood. Dude is a bonafide winner.
by HD on Aug 4, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions
being promiscuous is nothing to be proud of.
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Aug 4, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah I don't like his style of music much
so I’ll never buy an album or even like it on the radio, but I admit the dude has talent. And dick in a box was hilarious, and I also like his commercials. The pepsi one a few superbowls back where he is getting dragged throughout the town every time the girl takes a drink of soda cracked me up. I have respect for JT, even though I don’t really want to
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
i like JT but he has raccoon eyes…looks like a meth addict
I’d meet BRP at the airport, not flee!! - fanfaraway
I have a friend who looks a lot like him
like a mix between him and Brandon Flowers. But this friend is gay.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
doood seriously why are all gays so hot...or all hot gays are hot?
pisses me off
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Aug 4, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions
sounds like you have been watchin' too much snookie
or all hot gays are hot?
by HD on Aug 5, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions
im ruh. should be, or all hot guys* are hot
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Aug 5, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions
Obvious observation is being obvious
"We are building a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude. We forge our tradition in the spirit of our ancestors. You have our gratitude." - Rich Cho
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Aug 5, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions
i did that one wrong too. i got problems.
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Aug 5, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions
I love you for who you are, not who you try to be
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by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Aug 5, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions
love is respect
"We are building a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude. We forge our tradition in the spirit of our ancestors. You have our gratitude." - Rich Cho
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Aug 5, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions
duh
"We are building a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude. We forge our tradition in the spirit of our ancestors. You have our gratitude." - Rich Cho
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Aug 5, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions
I still don't know what she is saying.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
everytime I try I'm wrong so I give up
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
oh my boodiggles, is it that hard?
she wanted to say that either all gay guys are hot or all hot guys happen to be gay.
this was my guess
but seriously, I can never figure her out so I’m not for sure.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
good luck with that
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
When Britney Spears hit the big time in early '99, I wanted to plow her as a 14-year-old ...
junior high school punk teenager. So yeah, I can’t hate.
haha, reminds me of this

"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
I can't tell what that is in front of her mid-section
But it looks obscene.
Still on the Rex bandwagon.
whattya mean?
I’m not sure what you’re calling midsection, but right by her face is a throw pillow, and then on the bed in front of the pillow is some fake looking roses, and then on her lower belly/crotch area is one of the twilight books and then on her hip is a blanket. The worst part of this picture for me is how freaking old she is.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
yeah that's the book
it’s hands holding an apple. I know this because my mom bought and read all the books before I moved out, and because I spend a lot of time in bookstores.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
Oh, now that you explain it, I can see what it is
When I first looked, it kind of looked like she had a playboy bunny in front of her lady bits.
Still on the Rex bandwagon.
hahahaha that is the only thing that could have possibly made this picture worse.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
GB explained it to me
The cover of the book is two arms coming down and holding an apple. I couldn’t tell at first.
Still on the Rex bandwagon.
Ugh
My coworker is a divorced woman that is pushing 60 and every time Twilight is on TV she freaks out. Shes’ really mean so her freak out over a teen movie is really strange.
it's really creepy how many older women are obsessed with this phenomena
and the fact that so many of them fall in love with this boy. It’s just unreal to me.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
that reminds me of a room in this abandoned house my buddy found
there was a barn and a house close to my friends house that my buddy used to use to hide in when pulling pranks. one day we went there to check it out and in the barn there were a few odd things. the oddest was probably the massive pile of gun magazines. Then we went into the house and in the upstairs room there was a room that looked just like this. there was also a terrifying basement but none of us went down there.
by HD on Aug 4, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions
obviously that person wasn't too obsessed
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Aug 4, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Norsk's friend Cuban is a sad panda
Outbid by Nolan Ryan for the Rangers…
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
how come no one told me Nolan is Grandpa Marsh?
I’d meet BRP at the airport, not flee!! - fanfaraway
Has SB Nation been screwy for anyone else?
I’ve been unable to get on to BE for almost the entire night. Reply’s have slow or not working and it froze on me before.
No fun.
| MC2PDX | Horf2PDX | Cho4GM | Griff4AGM | JVG4HC | 1/5
it's been really up and down for me the last couple weeks.
all day Monday the html buttons weren’t showing and were rarely working. And it has been pretty slow here and there.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
Its frustrating
I’m in the middle of talking about Wesley Matthews and RDR and I just get cut off. I know I’m done when posting stops working – soon after I get total meltdown!
| MC2PDX | Horf2PDX | Cho4GM | Griff4AGM | JVG4HC | 1/5
you're not biking fast enough.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
haha
but for serious, I’m kinda pissed at DS for not leaving enough space in his RDR spoiler. I did the same thing as you and read it before I had a chance to avert my eyes.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
Yeah that sucked
No malicious intent though so I can’t get angry at him – it’ll still be interesting to see how it all happens but it is pretty much the spoiler to end all spoilers. Main character dies. Woohoo.
| MC2PDX | Horf2PDX | Cho4GM | Griff4AGM | JVG4HC | 1/5
omg how devastating!
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Aug 4, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I was crushed
All good now though….errybody is here!
| MC2PDX | Horf2PDX | Cho4GM | Griff4AGM | JVG4HC | 1/5
exactly what i'm saying
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Aug 5, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions
yeah facebook keeps trying to make me like him
it’s very annoying.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
how does twitter suggest things now?
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Aug 4, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions
yes they say who they think you should follow
like how facebook does.
by HD on Aug 4, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions
and where do you see this? lol @ short bus shawty HAHAH
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Aug 4, 2010 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions
right hand side
below followers and who you follow.
right now it says I should follow barrack obama(whoever that is) and pdxtrailblazers
by HD on Aug 4, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions
hmmm. doesn't show that for me.
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Aug 4, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions
good. always felt yours was kinda small.
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Aug 5, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions
But you’ve felt my junk and that’s all that matters
High off of love.
Drunk from the hate.
by fajunga on Aug 5, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
It looks like Mark "Bankrupt" Brunell is set to make the New York Jets.
Portland native Erik Ainge has drug addiction problems and Kellen Clemens has the stink of the UO Ducks on him, so it makes sense that a legendary UW Husky, Brunell, can step right in as a mentor for Mark “Dirty” Sanchez.
His nickname aint dirty
get it straight son
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by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Aug 5, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions
b.o.b. is in an Adidas commercial.
I think we know what shoes DS will be buying now…
by Roybot on Aug 5, 2010 12:30 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs





















































