Blazersedge Scrubdown Round 2, Matchup 5
This next-to-last matchup of the second round of the Blazersedge Scrubdown, our survey to determine Portland's favorite not-quite-star Blazer of all time, contains the first of three surprises in the second round. A silly clerical error occurred in the first round. I read the bracket in a late-night stupor and somehow read the word "Jack" as "Pack". Therefore Jarrett Jack did not get his appointed at-bat against Kelvin Ransey. Instead Robert Pack got a second attempt. This was made more problematic by the fact that Pack had won his previous matchup. Sure enough, he won this one too. I don't think Blazer fans would be happy simply passing Jarrett Jack to the second round with the worthies who have passed their first test so sadly, fair or not, Jarrett rides off into the sunset un-voted-upon. Instead I am motioning to the bench (appropriate in this kind of survey) and bringing in an old favorite who wasn't part of the first-round voting.
But first, the guy you already voted to get here...
Audie Norris is an odd duck (not Oregon alum) on this list. He doesn't have a broad NBA career upon which to draw. He spent only three years in the league, all of them with the Blazers. A 6'9", 230+ pound power forward selected in the second round, Norris made bank rebounding and bruising. Nicknamed the "Atomic Dog" for his ferocity, he set up shop in the paint and tried to make sure nobody else felt comfortable there. He averaged under 14 minutes per game for his career. He scored 4.4 points and netted 3.1 rebounds in those minutes, neither astonishing totals. If he ever touched the ball on offense it was either a rebound or an accident. His offensive game during his rookie season was non-existent. He looked a little smoother as he gained confidence but any shot beyond three feet elicited surprise from crowd and coaches alike. His career would have been an obscure footnote in Blazer history were it not for the 1984-85 first round playoff series versus the Dallas Mavericks. With a brief respite in 1983, Portland fans had endured a playoff-advancement drought since the championship season. They sat through two nail-bitingly-intense games at the start of this series, a two-overtime loss and an overtime victory in Dallas. With the series tied 1-1 Portland had won the third game handily but the Blazers needed Game 4 at home to clinch, else they would return to Dallas for the deciding contest. As was typical of the series this game went down to the wire, tied at 113 with Portland in possession and the clock dwindling to nothing. Whatever play Coach Jack Ramsay called in his final timeout, Dallas covered it magnificently. The only shred of hope the Blazers could find was Norris on the baseline from 12 feet away, easily four times his effective range. Having no choice, the Blazers tossed him the ball. He caught it, shot it, and...Ka-SWISH. Portland pulls out the series and heads to the second round while fans go crazy and teammates shake their heads with incredulous smiles on their faces. The Blazers would fall to the L*kers in the next round and Norris would head to Europe to finish his professional career, but that impeccably-timed moment etched his name in franchise lore forever.
And now, stepping to the scorer's table to challenge Norris in the second round...
It's everybody's favorite gubernatorial candidate, Chris Dudley. Dudley spent six years in the league with Cleveland and New Jersey before joining the Blazers in 1993. He was a 6'11" defensive specialist, the kind of player you frequently ignore when he's on someone else's team but you love when he's on yours. His offense was, to put it charitably, putrid. This ineptitude was highlight by his "Even Shaq Would Laugh at That" free throw form and his sub-43% field goal percentage early in his career (keeping in mind we're talking about a center here). It got to the point that he'd literally only take shots that could not be missed. Showing his trademark stick-to-it nature, he found a way. But the Yale grad had a mind for the game (amazing how many Portland favorites can be described thus), played defense well, and had a knack for grabbing a ton of rebounds in short minutes. Having traded away Kevin Duckworth and acquired offensive-minded Harvey Grant and Rod Strickland, the Blazers figured that a defensive specialist fit the bill perfectly at center. They couldn't exactly afford the asking price for Dudley to join their already-stacked (and expensive) lineup so they dodged the cap by signing him to modest deal, only the first year of which was guaranteed. Having acquired his Bird Rights in the trade they were free to pay far more when he opted out after that first season. The NBA immediately closed the loophole but the Blazers had their man. After injuries destroyed his opening season with Portland Dudley settled down into a couple nice rebounding years. His fourth season wasn't so distinguished. With the Blazers tiring of playing 4-on-5 on offense no matter what the defensive benefits, they traded Dudley to the Knicks in 1997 for picks that later became Valparaiso's Bryce Drew (himself traded immediately in the deal that brought Damon Stoudamire to Portland) and Taurean Green. Dudley's unique defensive contributions and his integrity fighting diabetes and opposing drivers alike combined to make him an all-time Portland favorite.
So who advances to the semi-final round, Norris or Dudley? You decide below.
--Dave (blazersub@yahoo.com)
traded him to New York in 1997
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Voting for Dudley now!
Not registered to vote in Oregon, though, so it won’t happen again in November.
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Audie, Audie, Audie!!!
Not sure If i’ve ever heard the crowd chanting for CD but I definitely remember Audie getting some fan love back in the day. Got to go with Audie Norris…besides, he has the same last name as Chuck…
Dudley
“The hardest working man in basketball.”
by Cyclops at Midcourt on Aug 30, 2010 11:19 PM PDT reply actions
Dud
"You're not too smart, are you? I like that in a man." - Matty Walker in Body Heat (1981)
by BlazerFanSince1970 on Aug 30, 2010 11:45 PM PDT reply actions
Jack
Ok….Norris. I never really connected with Dudley. I felt physical pain watching him shoot free throws.
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by tssbro on Aug 31, 2010 12:01 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
me too.
but I felt pain from laughing so hard.
Am voting for Audie.
Dudley is a ding dong. Why dose he think he can start politics at that level. Com’on man be a Mayor for a while and see how it goes. Or keep educating about diabetes. Thats good stuff. But you will never be an Atomic Dawg. or Governor.
Chris Dudley.
In trying to find the closest player to Chris Dudley today from a statistical standpoint, I had a hard time. Yet, after some thought, I went with Dan Gadzuric, with FG% and TS% being the main difference. Hey, it could be worse.
On defense... Przybilla tops him
Dudley played only 161 games for the Blazers between 1995 and 1997before going to the New York Knicks.
Can you tell that he’s not my favorite gubernatorial candidate?
by spencerbutte on Aug 31, 2010 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Joel Przybilla tops Chris Dudley on both offense and defense, which is why I didn't use him as the ...
comparison. Przybilla is vastly more efficient, a more prolific shot blocker, and cleans up more on the defensive glass, while the only two things in Dudley’s favor was he had softer hands — for the “Vanilla Gorilla” is a turnover machine — and did more crashing for offensive boards.
But yeah, Dan Gadzuric is the best modern-day comparison for Dudley. Now, with that said, I’m slightly confused as to why Przybilla was even brought into this, since I made no mention of him in my original comment.
Norris
Would have gone with Dud, but he’s a Republican.
by Marvin100 on Aug 31, 2010 1:27 AM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Chris Dudley
Our next governor, I hope and pray!
Duds
Dudley was my nickname in grade school.
Honor Alaa Abdelnaby.
First in the NBA. At least alphabetically
Dudley
I remember a playoff round against Houston, and Dudley was guarding Hakeem in the third quarter. Mind you, this was when Hakeem was at his absolute best — he would go on to embarass David Robinson in the WCF and Shaquille O’Neal in the finals. For that third quarter, Dudley guarded Hakeem as well as I ever saw anybody do it. I know it ain’t much, but it showed what Dud could do, even when over matched.
Audie
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
dudley
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
"I was like, 'Wow, we get a run.'-Felix Hernandez
He's not my favorite gubernatorial candidate...
as he’s got as much experience working in government as I do playing in the NBA.
Audie.
by LaughingJon on Aug 31, 2010 5:53 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
audie
"I told somebody to stop crying," Pendergraph said after the game. "Actually, I told them all to stop crying."
norris
I didn’t vote for Audie in the first round, and Dudley is a great choice – but playoff gamewinners are golden….
Law of Logical Argument
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
by blacknoiseNW on Aug 31, 2010 9:03 AM PDT via mobile reply actions
The Pale from Yale
Dudley.
I liked both these guys, but give the overall edge to Dudley. IMO Dudley had 1/2 a game but that 1/2 was All-Star level. Defensively and as a rebounder? Dudley was fantastic. Offensively? He couldn’t even fake a game. He was an avert your eyes when he went to the free throw line experience…but he was so good on the flip side, it gave him the career, and with my vote, and advance over The Atomic Dog….
"Mother Nature started this fight, I think it's about time we ended it!"
Dudley
what the story fails to mention is that he came back and played for us in 2002-03. also, he stayed in oregon following his retirement. that’s got to count for a lot.
thanks so much for your concern, but i do not require your validation in order to feel free to submit my comment.
I was just about to mention that!
Funny that it was forgotten, considering that was the more recent stint! Also, I seem to remember him roughing up Shaq when we met in the playoffs that year.
Dudley
Easy choice, as I know nothing of Mr. Norris. But, no matter who the competition is, it’s really hard to not go with Dudley. He’s a classic no-talent, work-your-tail-off, big guy, and his work throughout the community, particularly with diabetes, is impossible to ignore.
Not to mention some of his absolutely CLASSIC free throw misses, that just defied logic and description.
The Drew pick we got for Dudley was part of the Damon deal?
Houston drafted Drew in ‘98 and I don’t remember Portland ever having his rights.
Dudley
The only vote he will be getting from me.
by stevecolterssocks on Aug 31, 2010 12:43 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Dudley
His camp for diabetic kids makes him a clear winner for me.
by Jblaze on Aug 31, 2010 12:46 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Dudley
"Parting ways is not the end of the world. Ultimately, it may not be a bad thing at all, but right now I know the emotions are pretty raw. But it doesn't serve anyone to bash the Trail Blazers or Paul. It is after all a business of tough decisions. So, for the sake of the players, coaches and everyone who believes in Trail Blazers basketball, let's turn the page, move on and keep our eye on the prize." -KP
by The Cactus Leaguer on Aug 31, 2010 1:21 PM PDT reply actions
Norris
I had fun watching Dudley, but can’t vote for a guy who can’t get out of his own head long enough to shoot a free-throw. That guy’s shot had more hitches than a trailer park.
Wanted: A MEANER Blazer attitude! Knock somebody down and step on him!
Norris
Do y’all remember actually watching Dudley? I do, and he was just wretched.
He looked much better...
…from the cheap seats if you closed the eye covering The Blazer offensive end.
"Mother Nature started this fight, I think it's about time we ended it!"
The Dud over Norris.
I know it sounds backwards… A Dud over a guy with the last name as that Chuck guy… but the Dud Wins.
Norris all the way!
Chris Dudley was the worst player I’ve had the misfortune to watch. Might have been character guy, but his game was REALLY hard on the eyes.

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