Joel Przybilla's Bicycle
Big Joel is getting a brand new Blazers-emblazoned bicycle custom-made.
almost 2 years ago
mookie
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This is the biggest news of the week dude.
Every update is important.
How much does it cost? How much does it weigh? Does it have a kickstand? Can Joel combine BMX and MMA into one sport: MBMAMX???
In Bayless I trust.
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Joel does MMA?
Dude, that’s scary…how many kick boxers has he killed?
Phase 1: Collect underpants
Phase 2: ???
Phase 3: Profit!
Joel... and Blake.
Our two skinny white guys were actually two of the more dangerous guys in a brawl in the league.
Without Blake, we lost some toughness.
In Bayless I trust.
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Compared to the people he usually guards, he looks skinny, yes.
So does Blake.
They are both ripped and trim, but put Blake next to the big guys he usually throws elbows at, or put Joel on Shaq…
In Bayless I trust.
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Everyone is skinny next to Shaq though
Disclaimer: everything I know about basketball I learned on Blazersedge.
Let's hope he doesn't get traded before the bike gets finished.
That would be a little awkward!
Most interesting thing about this...
is that the bike will have a Blazer theme. Not sure exactly what to read into that. I guess the simplest explanation is that he’s a Blazer at the moment and not too concerned about how long that might last.
In a related matter, I saw Chris Dudley riding his giant road bike last weekend during the Tour de Cure diabetes bike fund raiser. He wasn’t setting any speed records, partly because he was spending so much time with photo ops. Seemed like a decent guy, though. Not as big as I thought he’d be, but pretty big.
he’s a Blazer at the moment and not too concerned about how long that might last.
If it’s up to Joel (and he receives a fair contract offer next summer, from Portland) he’ll be a Blazer indefinitely
Przy’s here to finish what he started, back in ’05
When reached 40 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
This is a negotiating tactic.
Once Cho sees the bike, he’ll have no choice but to offer Joel a contract.
Disclaimer: everything I know about basketball I learned on Blazersedge.
by pualo on Aug 4, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Portland has more custom bicycle builders than Starbucks
Surprised all of the Blazers players aren’t riding custom built bikes.
Keep Portland Weird.


































