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Junk 8-29

I was reading yesterday's junk drawer, and saw Ashley's comment that folks from Montana would recycle polish jokes and aim them at North Dakotans. This seems like a great idea, mainly, because I have a quite a few that Polish jokes that I didn't have a use for until now. Here is one my favorites from that genre.

(BTW...this may be why X-man and Mortimer don't like clubs)

Montanan and a North Dakotan were planning a trip to a night club. The North Dakotan didn't really want to go because the ladies don't want anything to do with him. The Montanan told the North Dakotan that he could help him get all the chicks he wanted....as long as he followed his advice. The North Dakotan agreed. The Montanan said that the North Dakotan should wear the tightest pair of jeans that he owned and then take a potato and stuff it into his pants....and that the chicks would then flock to him. So that night when the Montanan arrived at the club (about an hour after North Dakotan got there) he hunted up North Dakotan and asked him how it went. North Dakotan said that it was worse than ever..."The women used to just laugh at my advances....now they just look at me with disgust and leave as quickly as possible!!!" The Montanan replied: "Uh....that is because the potato is supposed to be stuffed down the front of your pants, fool"

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