Milestone Junk - Friday the 13th, August 2010
So... this is my 50th post, I just completed my 25,000th comment, and I am closing in on my second year in BEdge.
What kind of milestones have you noted in your life? Age... anniversary... school.. etc?
What kinds of milestones do you expect to note moving forward in your life? Something you are looking forward to?
Most milestones I immediately think of relate to reaching some number but that's cos I'm a quantitative thinker. Also, the symbolism of the milestone suggests reaching some point in a quantitative gradient system. But I'm sure there are very substantial qualitative milestones that people can think of also. Having kids is kind of a milestone like that I suppose.
And I'd like to give a shout out to those folks who listened to my plight the other day in tinychat and have been very decent about the whole issue. I appreciate..
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Hello, dearest Idol.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
it's going alright.
I should have been to bed a while ago but I’m restless. I’m making some sleepy tea now, though, in hopes that will remedy this restlessness. Went up to the top of Mt. Tabor and saw some of the meteor shower. It was wonderful and a I had a very solid “wow, the universe truly is so massive and magnificent” moment that made me kind of dizzy with the force of the realization.
And how is the evening treating you?
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
very well.
I also watched some of the meteor shower although I bet you had a better view. And now I’m talking with she I’m not supposed to talk with. It’s a good night spent :)
didn't reply to this earlier cause I was in bed when you sent it and you weren't around earlier.
but that’s cool, buddy. I’m happy for ya :-). Just be careful…
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
by GiantBlazer on Aug 13, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
If I was living life in a movie.
It’d be worth going into a courtroom so I could give my official aanban shoutout all official-like and show the man whatwhat. That’d be so cool. I wonder who would play me in the movie. Hopefully, Gerard Butler or Matthew McConaughey..
I bet it would be Pee-Wee Herman
Umpqua: "Just follow the dead government proof link to find out."
by 92wastheyear on Aug 13, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
flag.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
by GiantBlazer on Aug 13, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
haha.
you look enough like Galifianakis that you’re not going to get away with being played by anyone but him. Since so many people think I look like Ben Stiller(which I don’t see) I’m always told “if Ben Stiller could play a serious role, he would be the actor for the story of your life. Nobody else works, man, you just look too much like him.”
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
by GiantBlazer on Aug 13, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
ha ha
I had to google him. his nose is bigger than mine and his eyebrows are a decent bit thicker(or at least bolder) but I sort of see that one. Which sucks, cause that fool is ugly.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
by GiantBlazer on Aug 13, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
even more impressive with that huge bullseye on his face
"this is portland…every little thing is blown out of proportion here" - Philthyanimal
I think I've told this story before... but I had a co-worker who loved Keanu Reeves as an actor
She was always talking about how great an actor he was …and what a tough life he had had…..so one day at work she was going on about him so I went back to my desk and started working on a fake AP story. I “reported” that they were making a movie of Keanu Reeves life story…and that he had auditioned to play himself …..but the casting director thought “he wasn’t lifelike enough” so they hired Ben Afleck…I put in the same format that AP always used and ….then I sent it to her. It was hilarious cause she totally believed it …and was super pissed
Umpqua: "Just follow the dead government proof link to find out."
by 92wastheyear on Aug 13, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
ha ha ha, that's freaking awesome. Well done, 92.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
by GiantBlazer on Aug 13, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I started thinking exactly the same thing.
It’d be a seriously different role for him but it could work.
well thats enough junking for me
g’night!
by Junk Drawer Bandit on Aug 13, 2010 2:04 AM PDT reply actions
you better be, or yore not my friend any more.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
it’s so shiny
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Aug 13, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
That should go into the Turd Museum
They have some great crap there
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by 92wastheyear on Aug 13, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
it's friday the 13th
attar
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Aug 13, 2010 2:22 AM PDT reply actions
my milestones
discovering true love
discovering heartbreak
buying my first car(I got t-boned by an idiot without insurance and lost that car)
buying my second car(it has been the worst lemon in history and is now causing strife between my father and I)
moving out of my parents’ place
seeing this junk before the title change
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
poll fail, Idol.
the answers should be more long winded.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
no, she would have said pole fail, if she were to have said anything.
However, I do believe the proverbial she was quite silent on this topic
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
Yeah I know.
I thought the same thing but then got distracted from actually spending the time to think up something better. Got any ideas? I’d change it.
does that mean this post doesn't count and no more milestone?
"I told somebody to stop crying," Pendergraph said after the game. "Actually, I told them all to stop crying."
and deep inside we're all the same?
Umpqua: "Just follow the dead government proof link to find out."
by 92wastheyear on Aug 13, 2010 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
We should focus on today and be the best umpqua or tominhawaii we can be today.
by tominhawaii on Aug 13, 2010 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions
Not as bad as I thought
I agree with them on the neck though…
Which GL is he supposed to be anyways? Hal Jordan?
Blazers win!
There are African's that became American that I think are different
Northern African’s aren’t black too.
by tominhawaii on Aug 13, 2010 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions
OK, I'm out
Gotta be at my dad’s office in the morning to do First Article inspections…. because he’s becoming too lazy to do things himself… but it pays almost 10 bucks an hour so I’m not that miffed.
Tootles!
Blazers win!
Who's the most obscure Trail Blazer in team history?
My nominee would probably have to be Nikita Morgunov.
Like a conk in the head stunning.
GOP in HD
by 22baylor on Aug 13, 2010 7:44 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
ruffin
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
"I was like, 'Wow, we get a run.'-Felix Hernandez
by thomasikehara on Aug 13, 2010 4:16 AM PDT up reply actions
That's a pretty good one.
I like Ruffin because he looks like a black nosferatu .
by Nick Van Excellent on Aug 13, 2010 5:23 AM PDT up reply actions
and his exotic animal collection
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
"I was like, 'Wow, we get a run.'-Felix Hernandez
by thomasikehara on Aug 13, 2010 5:43 AM PDT up reply actions
he wore #19??
no wonder that guy never amounted to anything in the nba
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
"I was like, 'Wow, we get a run.'-Felix Hernandez
by thomasikehara on Aug 13, 2010 7:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Dang....I actually had a Slavko Vranes rookie card.
Bet the farm on it, too. Never took off in value as I thought it would.
"I think he’s been doing some good things. I think he’s been doing some good things. He’s had to play a lot of minutes lately with Blake being out. I think he’s been doing some good things." -Nate McMillan
wesley person
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
"I was like, 'Wow, we get a run.'-Felix Hernandez
by thomasikehara on Aug 13, 2010 6:14 AM PDT up reply actions
In the last decade, maybe someone like Jamel Thomas or Eddie Gill
"Listening to the media only increases your odds of failing at whatever you are doing" - Mark Cuban
Among players who were here for quite some time, maybe Charles (Cornelius) Smith
"Listening to the media only increases your odds of failing at whatever you are doing" - Mark Cuban
I'm betting Philly doesn't trade Iggy this year.
The stellar summer of Andre Iguodala continued Thursday night at Radio City Music Hall in New York. Iguodala posted game highs of 15 points and six rebounds and was named the player of the game in USA Blue’s 49-47 win over USA White. -Philly.com
The list of reasonable trade prospects I would be excited about has dropped almost to zero.
by Nick Van Excellent on Aug 13, 2010 5:26 AM PDT reply actions
we should trade for him right now
so we can have a blazer dominate the world
oh wait, i forgot about Nic
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
"I was like, 'Wow, we get a run.'-Felix Hernandez
by thomasikehara on Aug 13, 2010 5:44 AM PDT up reply actions
If winning it all means having an on-ball defensive stopper to contain LeBron James, I'll take Andre ...
Iguodala — without any hesitation, either — and bid Nicolas Batum adieu.
make no mistake
i would love to trade for andre
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
"I was like, 'Wow, we get a run.'-Felix Hernandez
by thomasikehara on Aug 13, 2010 6:07 AM PDT up reply actions
I love Batum and I think he could be better than Prince, maybe.
Iguodala sure is looking a lot like Pippen though. If he could accept the role of second banana everything would be great.
Also I think he’s got enough passing ability that you really could run a lineup with Matthews standing in the left corner with Roy and Iggy handling the ball.
by Nick Van Excellent on Aug 13, 2010 6:12 AM PDT up reply actions
Wasted talent bothers me so much. I hate it when good players loose their best years on bad teams.
I’m used to having Nenad Krstic(notes) and Thabo Sefolosha(notes) running on the sides — nothing against those guys, of course — but Nenad is not as athletic as Derrick Rose(notes). (laughs) And I had D-Rose on one side and [Andre] Iguodala on the other. So I’m like, “Who do I throw it to?” So I just threw it up. (mimes a lob pass)
And it was a bad pass. I’m like, “Awwww, turnover.” (hangs head) But Iguodala came out of nowhere, grabbed it with one hand and dunked it. (smiling excitedly)-Kevin Durant
by Nick Van Excellent on Aug 13, 2010 6:26 AM PDT up reply actions
and iggy is a big fan of miller
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
"I was like, 'Wow, we get a run.'-Felix Hernandez
by thomasikehara on Aug 13, 2010 6:29 AM PDT up reply actions
That might not be enough shooting.
It wasn’t in Philly.
It sounds crazy, but if we got Iguodala we would probably have to trade Miller for a good shooter. Which is another reason Tom should be the biggest Iggy supporter in the world.
by Nick Van Excellent on Aug 13, 2010 7:22 AM PDT up reply actions
they didnt have roy or oden in philly
that is why they fail
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
"I was like, 'Wow, we get a run.'-Felix Hernandez
by thomasikehara on Aug 13, 2010 7:29 AM PDT up reply actions
Shooting was a real problem in Philly.
It just makes it too easy for teams to figure them out in the playoffs. As crazy as it sounds I don’t think Miller and Iguodala could coexist on this roster.
by Nick Van Excellent on Aug 13, 2010 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions
lol
Cho doesn’t make trades, he hires his pals. If the Zers somehow ended up with Iggy, Cho would be too scared to make another move.
I hope the new jerseys just have "Zers" on the front.
That should be Cho’s first order of business.
by Nick Van Excellent on Aug 13, 2010 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Nobody tells Cho what to do.
That BTW should be his new slogan.
by Nick Van Excellent on Aug 13, 2010 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions
If we ended up with Iggy and Greg was healthy, I also wouldn't advocate more moves aside from drafting
"Listening to the media only increases your odds of failing at whatever you are doing" - Mark Cuban
woooo
rough draft of my paper due today
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
"I was like, 'Wow, we get a run.'-Felix Hernandez
anyone else think its funny
that ESPN has a tebow tracker?
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
"I was like, 'Wow, we get a run.'-Felix Hernandez
Have you ever tried to solve a Rubik's cube and failed? Want to feel like a complete idiot?
Every Rubik’s cube can be solved in 20 moves or less
Can I get an Armon?
If you want to feel like a troglodyte, get the V-Cube 7.
There’s a reason that I only got through Algebra II/Trig. in school — and never dared attempt calculus — for it’s ’cause I suck at math.
i used to be able to get it down to the last move, ie, two squares away. it’s all about knowing how to manipulate the cube.
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 13, 2010 8:42 AM PDT up reply actions
poll on espn
who is the best retired player without a ring?
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
"I was like, 'Wow, we get a run.'-Felix Hernandez
Andre will never retire?
is it cause he keeps regenerating himself on the blood of the innocents?
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Aug 13, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions
thats what his two assistants are doing
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
"I was like, 'Wow, we get a run.'-Felix Hernandez
by thomasikehara on Aug 13, 2010 7:40 AM PDT up reply actions
typical day: making/taking calls to and from agents and players. Has 1,700 emails in this 2.5 weeks.
are you saying ben and kp2 are trying to distract cho from making trades??
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
"I was like, 'Wow, we get a run.'-Felix Hernandez
by thomasikehara on Aug 13, 2010 7:50 AM PDT up reply actions
ben is actually a secret agent for the pacers.
"I told somebody to stop crying," Pendergraph said after the game. "Actually, I told them all to stop crying."
I'm one of the least boring people out there, but am what most folks would consider a failure in life.
So yeah, being boring isn’t necessarily a bad thing.
it was not bad
just a stark contrast to KP. Cho just answered the questions in a sentence or two without elaborating or evangelizing.
Milestones: Children were born when I was 26 and 32. I was married for 15 years and have had two other 10-year relationships. I turned 30, 40, 50, then 55. I’ve made six records with the Gone Orchestra, four with Tres Gone, a couple with The Jesters, one with The Vaporizers, and one with the Transcendental Brass Band. I celebrated 10-year anniversaries with two large Portland companies, and I only need one more 10-year stint with another Portland company before I retire from it all.
GOP in HD
by 22baylor on Aug 13, 2010 7:40 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Millstones: I’ve been fired by 2 Portland corporations. I have been dismissed from some long-term relationships with several women, and some musical ones too. I declared bankruptcy in 2007. I had a perfectly good Cadillac (OK, it needed some repair) towed from in front of my house. I’ve had musical equipment stolen from me and gotten some of it back.
GOP in HD
Fired? or laid off?
Umpqua: "Just follow the dead government proof link to find out."
by 92wastheyear on Aug 13, 2010 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions
1 fire was from PGE – they moved me to Trojan and “laid me off from there” one week before they announced the plant was closing. I took it as being fired.
1 fire was from OHSU for doing something that should have got me some attention from my upper management, and instead I was just shown the door and never got that chance to talk to upper management. I even tried to schedule an appointment with them three months before I was fired, and three months after . . . and they just didn’t want to talk to me at all. – Elgin
GOP in HD
wooooooo
i found my wallet
my other milestones include but are not limited to:
graduating high school
getting my job at UPS
winning the nba title in NBA 2k10
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
"I was like, 'Wow, we get a run.'-Felix Hernandez
Milestones? I might there... if only I could "just get through this night"
This could be the longest night in recorded history
And as for sleep, you might as well just cross it off the list of
Possibilities
(now) I’m as brave as the next man
I won’t turn and run from a fight
And I could last a million years
If I just get through this night
I could be a novelist
Tell secrets never heard
Pour my soul into each and every sentence
But I just can’t find the words
Still I know that you’re out there
And you can relate to it all
And I could bear the cold and stormy winter
If I just get through this fall
Don’t you know there’s no place on this earth
Where you can run to escape the pain of a broken heart
It’s useless to spend the time it takes you try
But can’t you see that I’m here
And I’m looking just the same
And I don’t know why…
I could be a movie star
The king of Hollywood
Make them cry, dramatically pretending
To keep romance alive
And I would humbly thank my director
And everyone involved from the start
I could blow them all away
If I’d only find the the part
If I just get through this night
If I just get through this night
Umpqua: "Just follow the dead government proof link to find out."
brandon marshall says he wants to play in the nba if the NFL goes on strike
he thinks he can play SG,
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
"I was like, 'Wow, we get a run.'-Felix Hernandez
And if the NBA then has a lockout, he will try out the NHL....
…as a hockey puck
Umpqua: "Just follow the dead government proof link to find out."
by 92wastheyear on Aug 13, 2010 8:01 AM PDT up reply actions
that would suck if the nfl and nba both went on lockout the same year
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
"I was like, 'Wow, we get a run.'-Felix Hernandez
by thomasikehara on Aug 13, 2010 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions
Either would suck
both would super-suck
Umpqua: "Just follow the dead government proof link to find out."
by 92wastheyear on Aug 13, 2010 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions
i have a feeling
like last time…that the fans will come out the loser in the new cba. tired of getting all the costs passed on to us so nba players can make and piss away millions of dollars. double digit % growth on tix is kinda crazy when you consider inflation is no where close (and is possibly deflating according to some).
"It's not the dress that makes you look fat, its the fat that makes you look fat!" ~Al Bundy
"Did they really expect me to bow down to Jesus?!?" ~Sophia
"At first glance, I saw a fairly unremarkable penis." ~Sophia on Greg Oden
by Philthyanimal on Aug 13, 2010 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions
Of course ....I laugh a little when I hear folks talking about SPAM (spend Pauls money) as if it has no effect on them
Sports salaries and costs inflate the cost of everything associated with them. Concessions? Yeah…Tix?….hell yeah…cable bill..zach yeah!!! All of the them outpace over all inflation by an extreme margin
Umpqua: "Just follow the dead government proof link to find out."
by 92wastheyear on Aug 13, 2010 8:20 AM PDT up reply actions
i dont think that PA passes on all of the costs to the fans
theres a $ threshold that i’m sure they cannot cross too fast…if there wasnt than all owners would open up their pocketbooks and pass it off on the fans.
"It's not the dress that makes you look fat, its the fat that makes you look fat!" ~Al Bundy
"Did they really expect me to bow down to Jesus?!?" ~Sophia
"At first glance, I saw a fairly unremarkable penis." ~Sophia on Greg Oden
by Philthyanimal on Aug 13, 2010 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions
This is true....they have to do it carefully...but they still do it...and it is inexorable
and perhaps PA isn’t the best example…but sports salaries have an impact on everyday family costs. Mostly from the cost of TV rights. Why are cable bills so high, you ask?? ESPN, TNT/TBS, NFL Network et al. These costs are buried in the package pricing ….but they are still there…each one costing the subscriber a dollar or two each (if not more) per month. Do you think that TNT/TBS could charge that based on Seinfeld and Law & Order re-runs?? So the impact is there…big time… and ESPN is the biggest culprit of course….they are paying 3 major pro sports leagues a fortune to carry their product….and then passing that along to every cable/pay TV provider in the nation (and most of the rest of the world too…they are the “World-wide Leader” after all) and this cost is passed along every month on your cable bill. So if you look at ticket prices and say…“Ah that is too high, I will just stay home and watch on TV”…well guess what? You are paying too
Umpqua: "Just follow the dead government proof link to find out."
by 92wastheyear on Aug 13, 2010 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh...and so Timmay doesn't point out the obvious
I include Comcast Sports Net into this too….that $100 million they paid the Blazers has to come from somewhere…PA may be willing to lose money on his hobby….but Comcast, ESPN, FSN, and Direct TV sure as hell aren’t gonna….they plan to get that back…and in spades
Umpqua: "Just follow the dead government proof link to find out."
by 92wastheyear on Aug 13, 2010 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions
agreed
"It's not the dress that makes you look fat, its the fat that makes you look fat!" ~Al Bundy
"Did they really expect me to bow down to Jesus?!?" ~Sophia
"At first glance, I saw a fairly unremarkable penis." ~Sophia on Greg Oden
by Philthyanimal on Aug 13, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually, I would have gone into an ESPN3 rant
Oh well, I didn’t notice this, on to other things. :)
lol
You’re welcome.
Did he get banned?
http://www.sbnation.com/users/Timg56
Don’t tell the mods I axed that question
....(sniffle)...
….(exasperated sigh)….
But it’s Friday! How can they expect me to get all this work done?….(sniffle)….
…(disgusting noise as nose is blown)…..
They give me only 2 days to do it all….(sniffle)…well actually 5, but I am just so overwhelmed…..(sniffle)….I just wish Ash would give me a hug and make it all better…..(sniffle)……
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
by antediluvian on Aug 13, 2010 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions
…(in my best James Earl Jones voice)….
“I AM your cube mate, Ash…”
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
by antediluvian on Aug 13, 2010 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions
I look just like I sound

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
by antediluvian on Aug 13, 2010 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions
Is it possible to learn this power of dark side accounting?
Not from a Jedi!
"Listening to the media only increases your odds of failing at whatever you are doing" - Mark Cuban
Is HR involved yet?
This sounds like serious issues
"Listening to the media only increases your odds of failing at whatever you are doing" - Mark Cuban
during the tears
a coworker said the cliche “what doesn’t hurt you makes you stronger” It sorta worked. She laughed a few times since then. I think she is okay, just really emotional. Sometimes she has a good sense of humor about it.
It seems like she let sales bully her a bit in the beginning, but it sounds like she has found some leverage over them, so I think it’ll be okay.
I gotta agree with Norsk
Someone who so emotionally unstable that they cant get thru one work day without crying is actually frightening to me
Umpqua: "Just follow the dead government proof link to find out."
by 92wastheyear on Aug 13, 2010 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions
it's not normal, I agree
Her last little bit this morning wasn’t much. It ended up sounding more a reflection of what happened earlier in the project. I honestly think she is getting better. She sounds new to this job, and she let some folks bum rush her. Based on stuff she’s been saying since then, I think she learned from it, and she is okay now. The past two days, she’s been proactive and productive sounding.
my biggest milestone in life
was overcoming a traumatic injury that still effects me to this day. sometimes i dont know how i went from the lows i experienced to my life now.
"It's not the dress that makes you look fat, its the fat that makes you look fat!" ~Al Bundy
"Did they really expect me to bow down to Jesus?!?" ~Sophia
"At first glance, I saw a fairly unremarkable penis." ~Sophia on Greg Oden
how the might have fallen
Before 2010 I never imagined we’d reach the point that “Tiger Woods Breaks Par” was worth a headline
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
"I was like, 'Wow, we get a run.'-Felix Hernandez
right now
i am watching blazers clips from last year instead of working on my paper
I feel this is a good decision
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
"I was like, 'Wow, we get a run.'-Felix Hernandez
write now, i’m watching you type about watching clips instead of working on yore paper, instead of working.
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 13, 2010 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions
it is my favorite thing in the world now.
"I told somebody to stop crying," Pendergraph said after the game. "Actually, I told them all to stop crying."
well the happy cat is supposed to be inviting you
not taking yore money from the safety of a satsuma orange box. Sign o’ the times I guess. I feel sorry for this next generation. Hopefully Fox News will provide a solution.
Working nights is starting to make me crazy.
I got emotional last night listening to This Will Be Our Year by the Zombies. Great song, but it shouldn’t make me feel that sensitive.
by Nick Van Excellent on Aug 13, 2010 8:57 AM PDT reply actions
Hehe, Oden got an MVP vote. Henry Abbott, show yourself.
http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?page=SummerForecast10-MVP
"Listening to the media only increases your odds of failing at whatever you are doing" - Mark Cuban
It could be Bill Simmons playing a cruel joke.
by Nick Van Excellent on Aug 13, 2010 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions
It could be also one of the Roundball Society guys, though I don't see them on the panel
Or the Thunder blogger ;-)
"Listening to the media only increases your odds of failing at whatever you are doing" - Mark Cuban
Simmons is not one of the voters
"this is portland…every little thing is blown out of proportion here" - Philthyanimal
If Greg Oden won the MVP this year...
I will run the streets naked…with joy.
"I think he’s been doing some good things. I think he’s been doing some good things. He’s had to play a lot of minutes lately with Blake being out. I think he’s been doing some good things." -Nate McMillan
Not in Portland, I would guess.
In fact, the day Greg Oden wins the MVP would likely go down as “run the streets naked day” and become an annual tradition in celebration of multiple MVP titles for Greg and multiple NBA titles for the franchise.
"I think he’s been doing some good things. I think he’s been doing some good things. He’s had to play a lot of minutes lately with Blake being out. I think he’s been doing some good things." -Nate McMillan
Yeah but nobody wants to see a fat jolly pasty man run down the street
That and I’d probably have a heart attack after 5 blocks lol
Blazers win!
stop after 4 blocks then
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Aug 13, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll have to have someone waiting with clothes then
I’d ask for volunteers but I doubt I’d find any in here
Blazers win!
fine… 2 blocks out turn around and run back
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Aug 13, 2010 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Skip Bayless is an idiot.
He thinks it’s ludicrous to call Pippen one of the 50 greatest players of all time and isn’t even sure he deserves to be in the hall of fame.
by Nick Van Excellent on Aug 13, 2010 9:04 AM PDT reply actions
Skip Bayless is an idiot.
Least surprising thing ever said in the JD.
"this is portland…every little thing is blown out of proportion here" - Philthyanimal
skip bayless is a hater
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
"I was like, 'Wow, we get a run.'-Felix Hernandez
by thomasikehara on Aug 13, 2010 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions
and everyone is a skip bayless hater
"this is portland…every little thing is blown out of proportion here" - Philthyanimal
I do love how he pisses eveyrone off
Folks know he’s hating just to hate and they still get pissed off. Just look at the Simmons link on the front page.
I hear that
He’s good at his job because I hear athletes complain about him more than any other sports writer/talking head.
Wow
Well, I’m not even sure if Skip Bayless is one of the 50 greatest ESPN personalities of all time, so there is that.
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your comment reminds of
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
"I was like, 'Wow, we get a run.'-Felix Hernandez
by thomasikehara on Aug 13, 2010 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions
On the plus side
Bayless hates LeBrown
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by 92wastheyear on Aug 13, 2010 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions
That’s not a plus for me. He hates him for the wrong reasons and doesn’t appreciate LeBron’s basketball brilliance.
It doesn't bother me that he's wrong about stuff.
It bothers me that he’s passionately wrong about stuff.
by Nick Van Excellent on Aug 13, 2010 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions
He's the Henry Blodget of sports analysts?
"Listening to the media only increases your odds of failing at whatever you are doing" - Mark Cuban
That's another negative against John Edward "Skip" Bayless.
And yes, Skip Bayless has got the same exact first and middle name as that con artist, John Edward (McGee, Jr.), who South Park deemed “The Biggest Douche in the Universe” at one time.
Hahaha...ok question for the group....should I accept this offer
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I just don’t know if i can waive my lamentations…at least not at this time
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The Nasional Shopper Serves Network?
And I can (erm, may) make more than $2500 for shopping? Can I do that as my second job?
"Listening to the media only increases your odds of failing at whatever you are doing" - Mark Cuban
What about this?
Our member businesses cooperate with their clients in order to ascertain the process of perfecting level of attendance.
Hmm….the rest I could decipher…have no clue on this one
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by 92wastheyear on Aug 13, 2010 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions
They are like a school teacher, trying to perfect the level of attendance
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i remained to be pleased by this… even now…. still going…
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 13, 2010 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions
I read this...
and just absolutely want to give them my bank account number. They seem like such honest, truthful people.
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
by antediluvian on Aug 13, 2010 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions
Tyson Chandler looked good in his scrimmage yesterday and he's been getting good marks consistently in practice
If he comes back to form this year, Dallas would be the clear #2 in the West
Well, the biggest other players are Lopez and JaVale McGee
But yeah, Dallas’ trainer is the national team trainer, and he was very pleased.
"Listening to the media only increases your odds of failing at whatever you are doing" - Mark Cuban
Feel like I just landed on Community Chest
Just received notice that I’m getting a ~$400 credit adjustment from the electric company.
So when are they sending you the money??
oh….sorry
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by 92wastheyear on Aug 13, 2010 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions
I know....I am just kidding ya
but they should be sending ya money…but they never do. See the thing is they get to use your money for the next couple of months….instead of it being in your pocket and you being able to use it
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by 92wastheyear on Aug 13, 2010 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah,
well, I’m just shocked they actually gave me the credit at all. They’ve been overcharging me every billing cycle for the last 2 years, and I alerted them to the problem a 18 months ago. After getting on their ass every bill to correct it several times (with each complaint requiring a 30 to 45 min wait on the phone), I eventually just got frustrated gave it up as a lost cause.
I had that happen with my sewer bill once. I was SURE they wouldn’t adjust it, so I sent all these copies of my bills and detailed info, and they were like, “umm, wow, that’s really thorough, have a credit.”
I've found a new purpose: Ranting against assuming Bleacher Report was something official ;-)
"Listening to the media only increases your odds of failing at whatever you are doing" - Mark Cuban
you need an online petition too
sounds like a great cause. i support you
"I told somebody to stop crying," Pendergraph said after the game. "Actually, I told them all to stop crying."
AOL?
"Listening to the media only increases your odds of failing at whatever you are doing" - Mark Cuban
That failed FreeDarko offspin?
Didn’t seem to stand much of a chance to begin with
"Listening to the media only increases your odds of failing at whatever you are doing" - Mark Cuban
I had it in my Reader blog roll
But he never said anything that I couldn’t get from BDL or Fanhouse.
omg huge portland group on price is right
just got a shout out from drew carey
Sometimes, I guess there just aren't enough rocks.
i should say
they were all ladies rockin blazer jerseys
Sometimes, I guess there just aren't enough rocks.
by Dirty Socks on Aug 13, 2010 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions
there were prob 20 or 25 of them
all in black blazer jerseys
Sometimes, I guess there just aren't enough rocks.
by Dirty Socks on Aug 13, 2010 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions
and all # 5...I bet
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by 92wastheyear on Aug 13, 2010 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions
no
i saw a broy and joel p. i really couldnt tell cause they were all jumping around.
Sometimes, I guess there just aren't enough rocks.
by Dirty Socks on Aug 13, 2010 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions
which shuts off our brains
i really couldnt tell cause they were all jumping around
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by 92wastheyear on Aug 13, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions
yeah
Sometimes, I guess there just aren't enough rocks.
by Dirty Socks on Aug 13, 2010 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions
ohhhhhhhhhh those girls werent just any girls
they were the blazer dancers
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaack
Sometimes, I guess there just aren’t enough rocks.
by Dirty Socks on Aug 13, 2010 10:58 AM PDT reply actions
Sometimes, I guess there just aren't enough rocks.
by Dirty Socks on Aug 13, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions
all good friend
Sometimes, I guess there just aren't enough rocks.
by Dirty Socks on Aug 13, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions
Milestone: Getting into an Ivy League school
Milestone: Withdrawing in a fit of rage
Milestone: Not knowing what I wanna do anymore
Blazers basketball? Just basketball you say? More like a way of life
by dyshooter182 on Aug 13, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Interesting choice
"Listening to the media only increases your odds of failing at whatever you are doing" - Mark Cuban
brook lopez, al horford, marc gasol
Sometimes, I guess there just aren't enough rocks.
by Dirty Socks on Aug 13, 2010 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions
i would make out w/ lopez, horford, and then gasol. this could change if neck beards were removed. i don’t know how they dress so you’ll have to fill out your sexy rankings on your own.
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 13, 2010 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions
In that exact order.
Although I’d say both Horford and Lopez are more of a 4 than a 5, unlike Gasol. I’d love to pair either next to healthy Oden.
"I think he’s been doing some good things. I think he’s been doing some good things. He’s had to play a lot of minutes lately with Blake being out. I think he’s been doing some good things." -Nate McMillan
I think Lopez is more of a 5 than Horford is, but I like Horford more. Comparing Horford and Gasol, I think it becomes more granular and stylistic and in the end really comes down to team fit. That said, if I were building a team from scratch I think I might take Lopez over either of the others to be my anchor down the line, even though I think he’s worse than either of the other two right now (mainly due to defense).
Probably...Lopez does have the highest ceiling of the three. He could be a legit 24 and 9 guy.
Horford would be the best paired next to a dominating 5 like Greg, although Lopez’s ability to score all over the floor would look nice to Greg as well.
"I think he’s been doing some good things. I think he’s been doing some good things. He’s had to play a lot of minutes lately with Blake being out. I think he’s been doing some good things." -Nate McMillan
neato

Last night the shower was very active in Arizona. “Here are a dozen Perseids I saw flying over the Steward Observatory on Mount Lemmon,” says astronomer David A Harvey.
Sometimes, I guess there just aren't enough rocks.
I have to go out and mow the lawns
seeya all later
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Once upon a time, in a land far far away, I raised some pigs for 4H and the country fair. In a dark year of endless winter, the pig I was raising died from a type of worm that the worm medicine I was using did not kill. This sinister worm feasted on the food my poor innocent pink piggy ate until the poor pig died of starvation.
So let that be a lesson kids, do not assume the worm medicine you have for your swine works on all worms in your area.
Looking back on it, Kevin Duckworth may very well be the most overrated Trail Blazer in franchise history.
Statistically, Duckworth was subpar in essentially every category — including efficiency, rebounding, defense, et cetera — that’s important to a center. For whatever reason, though, he’s revered by countless folks, but I’m not sure of the reason. I’d like to blame it on our nature as humans to be overzealous oftentimes with posthumous recognition; however, that doesn’t appear to be the case in this situation. Oh well, I guess it’s just one of those things.
i think its his coming out onto the court for game 7 against the spurs in '90
but yeah, if sabas could have come over sooner…..
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
"I was like, 'Wow, we get a run.'-Felix Hernandez
by thomasikehara on Aug 13, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions
Sometimes I think Blazer fans are more bummed that Sabonis didn’t come over sooner (during the Clyde era), than we are that the Blazers drafted Bowie over Jordan.
and yeah
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by 92wastheyear on Aug 13, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
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by 92wastheyear on Aug 13, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions
I can give you 3 reasons
Bill Walton
Sam Bowie
Steve Johnson
Duck could stay upright and contribute…..plus he had Buck next to him for the heavy lifting
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by 92wastheyear on Aug 13, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions
Plus 2 All-Stars and an MIP
Tend to solidify the good will
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by 92wastheyear on Aug 13, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions
Plus that whole...
key player on a great team thing.
I realize this is heresy to some….but you can slice and dice some player careers as far as their stats go and it doesn’t give the whole picture. I’m not saying Duck was a wonder center, but he started and held his own against the best centers of the day, on a team that is revered in this town.
And there is also the issue that he was the complete opposite of being a complete richard. He was one of the nicest NBA players you could ever meet. There was no way Duck was ever going to be pulled over for speeding down I-5 in a yellow hummer with clouds of smoke pouring out the windows….or be associated with dog fighting….or set a league record for Ts….
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by antediluvian on Aug 13, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions
PPS
The Jovial Fat Guy is one of America’s favorite archetypes
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by 92wastheyear on Aug 13, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions
But not....
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by 92wastheyear on Aug 13, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions
Yes....but it is a song
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by 92wastheyear on Aug 13, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm more surprised by people wanting Damon as a PG.
Am I the only one that remember the dribble-dribble-dribble then bad shot? The poor defense? There was a reason that Damon never saw the floor on the fourth quarter when we had Scottie.
"I think he’s been doing some good things. I think he’s been doing some good things. He’s had to play a lot of minutes lately with Blake being out. I think he’s been doing some good things." -Nate McMillan
Heck...
I thought Greg Anthony was a better PG for the team. Not as good of a scorer, but Damon was not a distributor at all.
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
by antediluvian on Aug 13, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Anthony was.
Hence why he closed games over Damon.
"I think he’s been doing some good things. I think he’s been doing some good things. He’s had to play a lot of minutes lately with Blake being out. I think he’s been doing some good things." -Nate McMillan
ohhhhhhhhhh those girls werent just any girls
they were the blazer dancers
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaack
Sometimes, I guess there just aren't enough rocks.
wow they are hella annyoing
Sometimes, I guess there just aren't enough rocks.
by Dirty Socks on Aug 13, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions
very fun
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
"I was like, 'Wow, we get a run.'-Felix Hernandez
by thomasikehara on Aug 13, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions
the best i’ve done so far is about 50,000
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 13, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions
nevermind, i just figured how to blow it up.
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 13, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions
damn it
I just accidentally ate a bite of ham. Who puts ham in a freaking breakfast pastry? Well, obviously lots of people, but I think I need to barf now. I really like pigs. I like them alive. :(
I like them in both states
Bacon and ham
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by 92wastheyear on Aug 13, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions
Sausage
is a good third state.
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by antediluvian on Aug 13, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions
when i rank pig meats:
1. bacon
2. sausage
3. ham
4. pork
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
"I was like, 'Wow, we get a run.'-Felix Hernandez
by thomasikehara on Aug 13, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions
1. Ham
2. Bacon
3. ew
4. ew
Sometimes, I guess there just aren't enough rocks.
by Dirty Socks on Aug 13, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions
Funny, I think if you were ranking those meats based on health, you would have to rank them in the opposite order.
and of course, if you mix them all together
you get spam, i.e. the greatest thing ever
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
"I was like, 'Wow, we get a run.'-Felix Hernandez
by thomasikehara on Aug 13, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions
I’ve never had a Spam burger/sandwich. Seems like it’d be too salty and overpowering. Spam’s good when used in small amounts.
It just tasted like warm ham to me
Maybe it was too thick of a cut tho…. it was half a can per sandwich… idk, it just didn’t impress me
Blazers win!
Ew. That sounds gross. You want it sliced thin or diced and fried to maximize the surface area that touches the pan.
Yup..then eat with rice.
The Hawaiian state meal.
"I think he’s been doing some good things. I think he’s been doing some good things. He’s had to play a lot of minutes lately with Blake being out. I think he’s been doing some good things." -Nate McMillan
there is nothing better than take out lunches in hawaii
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
"I was like, 'Wow, we get a run.'-Felix Hernandez
by thomasikehara on Aug 13, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions
spam musobi is how spam is done

or dice it up and fry it with eggs
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
"I was like, 'Wow, we get a run.'-Felix Hernandez
by thomasikehara on Aug 13, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions
belly/bacon > ribs > “sausage” (kielbasa) > shoulder (pulled pork/carnitas) > tenderloin > rump (ham)
Pig is delicious.
there is not part of the pig
that is not delicious
while bacon is the clear number one, I think you could make a case for any of the other pig parts for number 2
pig’s feet is also not bad
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
"I was like, 'Wow, we get a run.'-Felix Hernandez
by thomasikehara on Aug 13, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m not a fan of the feet. Too cartilage-y for me (I don’t like cartilage, though I know a lot of people that do)
when it comes to Okinawan soups that most people would think is disgusting
i prefer oxtail soup, but i like pigs feet soup
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
"I was like, 'Wow, we get a run.'-Felix Hernandez
by thomasikehara on Aug 13, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Are people grossed out by oxtail? It’s not totally conventional, but it’s not like offal or anything and it looks and tastes like any other meat.
i hate tripe
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
"I was like, 'Wow, we get a run.'-Felix Hernandez
by thomasikehara on Aug 13, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I haven't had that either
But I’ve seen it at Winco and meat markets… looks absolutely disgusting.
I’d rather eat a pork rind
Blazers win!
my dad loves tripe stew
he is the only person I know who does
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
"I was like, 'Wow, we get a run.'-Felix Hernandez
by thomasikehara on Aug 13, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Ears look pretty gross
I seen Guy on Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives eat an Pig Ear sandwich once….he was not impressed
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by 92wastheyear on Aug 13, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
i have never had pig ear
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
"I was like, 'Wow, we get a run.'-Felix Hernandez
by thomasikehara on Aug 13, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions
and cause hives?
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by 92wastheyear on Aug 13, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Hehe
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by 92wastheyear on Aug 13, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
yeah
my dog loves pig ears
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
"I was like, 'Wow, we get a run.'-Felix Hernandez
by thomasikehara on Aug 13, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
thank you
the rest of you who listed your favorite pig-based foods: just imagine the NSFBE thoughts I’m thinking right now.
do you like cow?
Sometimes, I guess there just aren't enough rocks.
by Dirty Socks on Aug 13, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
hehe
Most of my thoughts are NSFBE….so keep that in mind when you read some of my borderline comments…I’m really putting in an effort at impulse control
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by 92wastheyear on Aug 13, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions
And just where on the NSFBE scale would you put those thoughts?

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
by antediluvian on Aug 13, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
I can't go without leaving this gem
Lisa Simpson: "I’m going to become a vegetarian"
Homer: "Does that mean you’re not going to eat any pork?"
Lisa: "Yes"
Homer:"Bacon?"
Lisa: "Yes Dad"
Homer: Ham?"
Lisa: "Dad all those meats come from the same animal"
Homer "Right Lisa, some wonderful, magical animal!""
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by 92wastheyear on Aug 13, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions
ok so apparently everyone wasn't so mean.
good job, fellow humans.
/tin resolves to read the whole thread before pritch slapping.
them climbin' in yo windows, they snachin' yo people up
I always hated that when I was worried about those things.
And my mom always worries about this stuff.
I'm about to go murder a cow
See you later
"Listening to the media only increases your odds of failing at whatever you are doing" - Mark Cuban
wow that's obnoxious.
I’m real sorry, 323. I have vegetarian friends who have encountered very similar things. It’s super lame.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
by GiantBlazer on Aug 13, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
That must suck
Sorry about that. I could see myself having a similar reaction if I eat something I find gross.
Sorry 323. That sounds horrifying for a vegan.
the rest of you are mean, mean people. Imagine discovering you accidentally bought season tickets to the Lakers. It’s like that.
them climbin' in yo windows, they snachin' yo people up
I accidently eat vegetables all the time
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by 92wastheyear on Aug 13, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions
tnwih
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Aug 13, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
no one likes a girl with hives… or a girl with a baby… ya know, since you have to have one or the other
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Aug 13, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
…
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Aug 13, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
:)
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Aug 13, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Do they have ham?
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by 92wastheyear on Aug 13, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
More bumps?
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by 92wastheyear on Aug 13, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions
you should pick up your belts
Sometimes, I guess there just aren't enough rocks.
by Dirty Socks on Aug 13, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions
like usual
Sometimes, I guess there just aren't enough rocks.
by Dirty Socks on Aug 13, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions
copycat
Sometimes, I guess there just aren't enough rocks.
by Dirty Socks on Aug 13, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions
laker
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
"I was like, 'Wow, we get a run.'-Felix Hernandez
by thomasikehara on Aug 13, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
when i typed it
i played a blow horn to censer myself
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
"I was like, 'Wow, we get a run.'-Felix Hernandez
by thomasikehara on Aug 13, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions
she stepped on the belt again
pics this time plz
Sometimes, I guess there just aren't enough rocks.
by Dirty Socks on Aug 13, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm breaking out in hives again, but at least now I know what's causing it.
Time to call the doctor. Yay.
get a shot in yo bum bum
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Aug 13, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions
tblazer?
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by 92wastheyear on Aug 13, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
go on...
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Aug 13, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm sorry, Roybot. :-(
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
by GiantBlazer on Aug 13, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions
pickle you kumquat!
Sometimes, I guess there just aren't enough rocks.
by Dirty Socks on Aug 13, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions
She’s a cooty queeeEEEN – dynamite with a laser beam. Guaranteed to blow your mind. ANYTIME.
GOP in HD
who you callin a cooty queen you lint licker?
Sometimes, I guess there just aren't enough rocks.
by Dirty Socks on Aug 13, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Once upon a time, there was a bear named Fred. He was a nice bear who would often venture into the forest to help out his deer friends. One day, Fred met a young man who was lost. Thinking to help the young man, Fred grunted a polite hello. However, much to Fred’s surprise the young man started to run. Fred trotted after the young man, but Fred just could not get the young man to stop despite his polite bear mumbles. In the end, Fred growled in frustration and stopped his friendly persuit.
uh....thanks?
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by 92wastheyear on Aug 13, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
and other times he wants to eat you
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Aug 13, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
I though this gonna be the one about....
…the bear asking the rabbit if poop sticks to his fur
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by 92wastheyear on Aug 13, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
….
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
"I was like, 'Wow, we get a run.'-Felix Hernandez
by thomasikehara on Aug 13, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
"My name is nobody" is one of my favorite films.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zN0eagebNi0
I am myself and my turnovers
basketball meets inception
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
"I was like, 'Wow, we get a run.'-Felix Hernandez
by thomasikehara on Aug 13, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Milesstoned
Profound loves: 2
Time single: 20 and a half years
Time married: 12 and almost 7 months
Time widowed: 4 months, 9 days
Jobs held: 4
Longest time at one job: 5years (current job)
Graduated HS: 16
Time in college: ~80% of 13 years (minus 13 summers)
Time spent in jail: 7 hours
Time spent in hospitals overnight (for myself): Just once. For a potential OD/poisoning when I was 18.
Countries been in: 3
States been in: ~31
Times I saw Jerry Garcia live: 15 (all before I was 18 which was when he died)
Times I saw Phil Lesh live: over 60 (including 13 of the times that I saw Jerry live) and hopefully 2-3 more in September.
Number of rappers I’ve seen live: 7 (all before 2000)
Number of different plays (seeing one play 6 different times doesn’t count) I’ve attended: 4
Computers I’ve owned: > 25
Computer programing and scripting languages I’ve learned: ~12
Cars I’ve owned: 5
Tickets I’ve gotten: 8
Accidents I’ve been in: 0
i’m sorry, i was busy doing the noodle dance, what was that?
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 13, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
1. VOIDH
2. Hippies are a myths like Santa Claus and the female o and people who take your kidneys and leave you in a bathtub full of ice with a phone to call 9-1-1.
this makes me want to go watch venture brothers.
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 13, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
wreckless driver
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
by GiantBlazer on Aug 13, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
And only two of my tickets were for speeding.
The other six were for fixit tickets (out lights, no license/insurance/reg on hand, expired tags) or the driving while suspended for not taking care of a fix it ticket.
But I am entirely wreckless!!
haha I'm glad you got it!
And yeah that’s annoying. I have only one ticket and it was from an epic super duper major richard cop who I wanted so badly to nard punch. It was a wannabe robocop motorcycle d-bag who pulled me over for going through a yellow, one which I really couldn’t have safely stopped before, and gave me a 300 dollar ticket. I took a traffic class which made it only $40 but it’s still on my record.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
by GiantBlazer on Aug 13, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I do love a good pun :)
And yeah. I hate cops like that. Besides for the timing and lameness of some of them, I can’t say I’m too disappointed in how lucky I’ve been with regards to this. Except my very first ticket when I made an illegal right turn on a street that had a don’t turn right between 6-9am sign and the cop was hiding behind a sign on a dirt road in a construction zone to wait for someone to be dumb enough to do it. So lame. Met a really cute girl in traffic class that time tho. That was fun.
But the number of times that I’ve had something on me that would have gotten me in a LOT more trouble than the tickets, uhm, 7 out of 8 times actually. Times busted by a cop with illegal stuff, three (four if you count the time the cops wanted to take my mother-in-law’s stash but ended up putting it back after we show them her medical note) times. Times getting arrested or a ticket for this. 0.
wow that's awesome about the second part, man.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
This isn't the pot you're looking for
"this is portland…every little thing is blown out of proportion here" - Philthyanimal
by GustyJ on Aug 13, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
ha ha.
you got charm, homie. That’s good. I almost got a DUI once(I had had two beers, which with my small frame probably put me over the “legal limit” even though with my alcohol tolerance I was about 6 or 7 beers from being drunk). I got pulled over for “having some trouble with the lines” which was, honestly, from trying to control the stupid mechanical windows on my car which I had only had for about two weeks at that point, and it was a super dark street. But once the cop asked for my license and registration, and as I got these things perfectly calmly for him, could tell I had my ish together and was totally cool, he goes “hmm, nevermind, there are bigger fish in this sea.”
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
by GiantBlazer on Aug 13, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Always decent when cops do that.
I think I make cops (and some others) instantly feel safe and secure when they are around me. Guess they pickinup that chill idol vibe or something.
Works great with chicks, too. And criminals/prisoners for that matter. Drug dealers and gang members. Yeah, works good for a lot of things I suppose.
yeah, it's nice.
this guy was the polar opposite to the cop I mentioned earlier. The one who was obviously just hanging out in that corner waiting to ticket someone. It’s nice to know that not all cops are richards(I got a cop for an uncle, and he’s a super rad dude, so I could never have a broad sweeping dislike for cops like so many people do).
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
by GiantBlazer on Aug 13, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't dislike the people that are cops before I'm given reason.
But I do have a broad sweeping mistrust.
We used to party with the assistant Chief and his buddies down south
That was a sure way to keep the cops from busting your party…invite em
Umpqua: "Just follow the dead government proof link to find out."
by 92wastheyear on Aug 13, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I had the cops bust my party once.
I was 15 and house sitting for friends of the family and decided to throw a party. I invited the band and a dozen or so people showed up and we had two 24packs, two bottles of Jack Daniels, and a few of us had greens and maybe one person was 21. A neighbor came by and didn’t believe me about being there to housesit and said he was calling the cops. We ran about trying to hide stuff and a few people took off but the cops were there in like 5minutes. They found some empty beer cans in the back yard that people tried to stash and took some IDs and check some things. A cop asked me if I was high and I shrugged “naw, just tired” and they said so can you prove you belong here and I was like bam there’s a picture of me with the people who live here on the wall and the cops said “a’ight stop making noise and don’t drink”.
haha, awesome, dude.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
by GiantBlazer on Aug 13, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, and I can see that position really easily.
I’ve had a few very long, detailed conversations with this uncle. Portland is supposedly one of the hardest cities to be a cop in. Not because the work load is super hard(like a place like Detroit) or the job is terrifying(like a place like Boston, or Detroit) but because Portlander’s are basically raised to hate police officers. They’ve made a few (okay, probably several) mistakes and those mistakes have been thrown in our faces so thoroughly by the media that they’ve bred a generation of cop haters.
It’s really too bad that so many people will believe what they are told on the news before figuring out the world for themselves.
(I’ve got a pretty good buzz on, so I’m drunk rambling just a little today, but these are things I am passionate about).
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
by GiantBlazer on Aug 13, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I don't get the hate per se.
I don’t even really think too hard about particularly incidents even though it is important to note that there are things that also don’t make the news. That’s not really my issue personally. I believe that even decent cops are used by a corrupt system so I can’t trust cops because, as cops, their job isn’t really just to protect and to serve. And that’s definitely something I’m passionate about.
Yeah, for sure, man.
ack. I just typed a big long political mess, which I don’t want to do on here. So I deleted it, and will instead say that this feels like the kind of topic we could have a nice long conversation about in person someday. I agree with you entirely though on the system being corrupted. Are you gonna make it to Bedge BBQ?
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
by GiantBlazer on Aug 13, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
If I were to miss it.
Tin would probably have all up at my house in like 5mins causing a ruckus. So yeah, I’ll be there.
haha ,cool, man.
I look forward to it. I’m really hoping I’m not doped up so that I can get GB’ed with y’all. Depending how crowded it is this may be a good opportunity to share our wisdom and opinions.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
by GiantBlazer on Aug 13, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I miss him.
But I always feel so… grateful (hah) that I got to see him as many times as I did. Lots of kids my age waited and thought they’d be able to see him for years longer.
do you think he blood doped before riding with those guys?
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
i hear he’s a vampire, so it’s legit.
i think it’s cool he has fun, rides in sneakers, no helmet. and, he burns it there at the end; that sucker can spin man.
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 13, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I like the part where he drops the dudes on a descent just like when he won worlds
From my own experiences with Armstrong and that of people I respect in cycling, I dont buy any of the cool guy posturing of LA.
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
he is yore hipster hero
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Aug 13, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions
LA is EK?
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Aug 13, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
you should see me ride in my boots. it’s rad.
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 13, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
so… you’ve sent me on a little quest. Rad never was released on dvd. You can’t get it on netflix. But, i found this.
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 13, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
i need to make my point more demonstrative.
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 13, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions
When I was in the navy
A guy figured out that rubatex pipe insulation made a handy date if you had some lotion. He called it “Ruby” and said it was his girlfriend.

trivia
what country has visited blazersedge third most?
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
"I was like, 'Wow, we get a run.'-Felix Hernandez
wrong
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
"I was like, 'Wow, we get a run.'-Felix Hernandez
by thomasikehara on Aug 13, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions
second
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
"I was like, 'Wow, we get a run.'-Felix Hernandez
by thomasikehara on Aug 13, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions
yes
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
"I was like, 'Wow, we get a run.'-Felix Hernandez
by thomasikehara on Aug 13, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
what city visits blazersedge the most?
(hint: its not Portland)
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
"I was like, 'Wow, we get a run.'-Felix Hernandez
yes
i dont get why its not portland
portland is second
seattle is third
madrid is 4th
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
"I was like, 'Wow, we get a run.'-Felix Hernandez
by thomasikehara on Aug 13, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions
should be bridge… i’m gonna go back to the east coast, work on this
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 13, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions
do you suspect spies? Are they on to us? I’m ready to burn everything in my office, just give me the green light.
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 13, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Wherever Comcast has its switch in Oregon
"Listening to the media only increases your odds of failing at whatever you are doing" - Mark Cuban
I just got an original shaped Cola glass and bottle. Yay.
"Listening to the media only increases your odds of failing at whatever you are doing" - Mark Cuban
heh heh.
Professor Farnsworth “I don’t want to live on this planet anymore…”
the delivery of that line was perfect. I love this show.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
what country googles rudy fernandez the most
(its not spain)
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
"I was like, 'Wow, we get a run.'-Felix Hernandez
New Mexico?
Umpqua: "Just follow the dead government proof link to find out."
by 92wastheyear on Aug 13, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions
no
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
"I was like, 'Wow, we get a run.'-Felix Hernandez
by thomasikehara on Aug 13, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions
The Philippines?
There was a president or big time politician with the same name
"Listening to the media only increases your odds of failing at whatever you are doing" - Mark Cuban
oh
that explains it
I was really really confused by it
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
"I was like, 'Wow, we get a run.'-Felix Hernandez
by thomasikehara on Aug 13, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Just looked again. There were even two, one a labor leader and his brother an actor.
"Listening to the media only increases your odds of failing at whatever you are doing" - Mark Cuban
The actor is the mustachioed guy who shows up when you image search Rudy. That’s how I initially got aware of him.
"Listening to the media only increases your odds of failing at whatever you are doing" - Mark Cuban
Philippines is also number one in brandon roy searches
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
"I was like, 'Wow, we get a run.'-Felix Hernandez
by thomasikehara on Aug 13, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Blazers have fired/not renewed John Townsend, per Ben on the main page
Booo. We need better outside shooting, and I was looking forward to him working with Armon and Luke and Jerryd more.
"Listening to the media only increases your odds of failing at whatever you are doing" - Mark Cuban
Wasn't he credited with helping Pryz's FT shooting or something?
Garden Variety Internet Denizen. Play Jerryd Bayless.
WORD UP.STAY.FRESCO
dear gustyj

THE screen. it kinda looks poopy right now but in person its awesome
a little of it still got cut off on the left
Sometimes, I guess there just aren't enough rocks.
holy cow.
that is freaking awesome.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
its kinda grainy in the pic
but the picture is beautiful
Sometimes, I guess there just aren't enough rocks.
like the picture on the screen
not the picture of it
Sometimes, I guess there just aren't enough rocks.
yeah
I figured it doesn’t look like it does in the picture. It’s hard to take pictures of TV screens, especially if it’s with a phone(is it?). That screen is soooo massive.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
i dunno
its a picture from last nights sneak peak event
Sometimes, I guess there just aren't enough rocks.
ah, okay.
still, I figured they wouldn’t pay that much for a screen that big and have it be grainy.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
I like how you can actually see what's happening in the quad screens on each side
The one in the Couve doesn’t have widescreen and those side screens are a little smallish
"this is portland…every little thing is blown out of proportion here" - Philthyanimal
nice
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
"I was like, 'Wow, we get a run.'-Felix Hernandez
by thomasikehara on Aug 13, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Yay,I got my pc back
I was in the middle of a smart mouth reply to Roybot a couple of nights ago and the power supply went south,lucky I was able to barter with the local repair guy.maybe this junk is just not full yet but it seems to be working better
by southern oregon on Aug 13, 2010 1:17 PM PDT reply actions
3 cheers for SO's computing power
Did you get a bigger more powerful power supply this time?
GOP in HD
130+ comments about Bill Simmons saying Portland has crappy weather
Man people are gullible and sensitive
"Listening to the media only increases your odds of failing at whatever you are doing" - Mark Cuban
Bill Simmons' face smells like chloroform!
How dare he write a throwaway remark in a 5000 word column! Someone is wrong on the Internet!
"Listening to the media only increases your odds of failing at whatever you are doing" - Mark Cuban
Nah, I think he is about 40 or so
Garden Variety Internet Denizen. Play Jerryd Bayless.
WORD UP.STAY.FRESCO
and he COMPLEMENTED the city, just said that he himself prefers sunny weather.
It absolutely amazes me that people allow themselves to feel slighted by it.
cause it got 130 comments…
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Aug 13, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah but he put it on the front page, and then it got all the comments. If it was just another fanshot it would have gotten 25 comments.
GOP in HD
you mean until Ben bumped it to the front page… It’s a self fulfilling prophesy
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Aug 13, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Jose Guillen sucks but I don’t really get the apoplectic reactions at McC C— Is Guillen in RF with Huff at 1B that much worse than what the Giants have now?
I don’t see how it helps and I suppose it could hurt, but I don’t think its doomsday or anything.
I'm honestly tired of Simmons clearly trolling for Blazer fan hits
I mean, if there were any doubts, it doesn’t get any more obvious than this.
by Timmay! on Aug 13, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm more amused by how predictable people react
"Listening to the media only increases your odds of failing at whatever you are doing" - Mark Cuban
+92
Umpqua: "Just follow the dead government proof link to find out."
by 92wastheyear on Aug 13, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Didn't even bother going in there
I gave up getting pissed off at those BS slights about a while back – been happier ever since.
At my new apartment
Went to some artsy party last night, there were like 5 chicks there seriously, just a bunch of dudes that wanted to talk to me about My Bloody Valentine. Talked to this girl who admitted she doesn’t take her writing seriously, which is why she doesn’t show it to me, just to the artsy kids. Quite odd this scene.
Garden Variety Internet Denizen. Play Jerryd Bayless.
WORD UP.STAY.FRESCO
did you tell them how you’re really only into japancakes?
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 13, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions
haha no
I brought up Mogwai as a good band that was influenced by them. They gave me indie cred for it since apparently it “takes a lot of patience to get into” and not a lot of people heard of them for some reason. Also brought up Wire as a band with a lot of transition in musical style since some guy was talking about Liars. With scene kids it’s usually a pissing contest to see who can name off the most obscure bands, at least it seems that way.
Garden Variety Internet Denizen. Play Jerryd Bayless.
WORD UP.STAY.FRESCO
Did you talk about painting boobs?
I saw a lady on the news who painted with her boobs.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/08/02/russian-artist-paints-wit_n_667850.html
Orleans has signed Troy Bell
"Listening to the media only increases your odds of failing at whatever you are doing" - Mark Cuban
scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Aug 13, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions
did you figure out what you’re allergic to?
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Aug 13, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions
is it TiH?
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Aug 13, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
but no babies right…
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Aug 13, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions
well, can you live with the hives then?
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Aug 13, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
hmmm… this seems like a choice you will have to make
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Aug 13, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
the tribe has spoken
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Aug 13, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
wrong show
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Aug 13, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
are you sure?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTGF1BWBpa8&feature=related
Sometimes, I guess there just aren't enough rocks.
the envelope sticky stuff, on your wedding invitations?
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 13, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Cousin Larry on Perfect Strangers was allergic to that stuff
Or it might have been Uncle Jesse on Full House.
All I remember is the quote “I’m awwergic to wuv!”
"this is portland…every little thing is blown out of proportion here" - Philthyanimal
the little bead bags that come w/ jerky?
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 13, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions
you get shoes in w/ your jerky? What jerky have you been buying?
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 13, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
no, bruh.
the little bead bags.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
tell me about your shoes made of jerky, they sound delicious
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 13, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions
i’ve never really been into tonguing feet, until now.
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 13, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
well, it goes kind of like this:
first I go out into the woods with a knife and a flint. Then I find a large branch and fasten it into a bow. I use remove much of the plentiful hair atop my head and twine it together to fashion the string for my bow. I then use additional branches to fasten arrows, along with the stones I carve for arrow heads.
After creating these hunting materials, I track down and humanely kill a deer. I use my knife to skin and gut the deer. I let the meat dehydrate and then after a day or two I use my flint to create a fire, over which I fashion the jerky to my foot, creating a deer jerky shoe.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
you should probably find a dead animal and use its sinew to make the bow at step one
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 13, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
i can never find them.
the words round these parts are competitive, between the other animals and the people the dead animals are gone within moments.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
you should consider arming yourself w/ knowledge of this then
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 13, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
don't worry
Sellwood has plenty of cats
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Aug 13, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Cole Aldrich was signed recently. The only first round picks not signed: Xavier Henry and Greivis Vasquez. Both Memphis.
That’s the way to run a pro franchise, arguing over a couple hundred k for the cheapest contracts you can get. I’m sure agents take note.
"Listening to the media only increases your odds of failing at whatever you are doing" - Mark Cuban
So what happens if they fail on meeting an agreement for a contract?
Are they free agents then?
Garden Variety Internet Denizen. Play Jerryd Bayless.
WORD UP.STAY.FRESCO
Good question, I don't think so at least for 1 year
And I assume Memphis has made them an offer, only for 80% or 100% of their rookie scale deals.
"Listening to the media only increases your odds of failing at whatever you are doing" - Mark Cuban
I hope Ellison does buy duh Grizz and move them to San Jose
Both of their fans would be bummed
by southern oregon on Aug 13, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Coon's FAQ
if the team does not sign the player in the allotted time, the player can enter the next draft. If the team that selects the player in the next draft doesn’t sign him either, he becomes a rookie free agent.
If the player is already under contract to, or signs a contract with a non-NBA team, the team retains the player’s draft rights for one year after the player’s obligation to the non-NBA team ends. Essentially, the clock stops as long as the player plays pro ball outside the NBA. Players are not included in the team’s team salary during the regular season while the player is under contract with a non-NBA team.
wow that's totally out of left field.
my niners buddy is gonna be pissed, he saw potential in Coffee.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
he was a good back-up… There has to be more to the story
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Aug 13, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
If you ever need a reminder of the artificially high prices of most albums on MP3, walk into a used CD store.
this is why it’s so much better to steal them… right Timmay?
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Aug 13, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions
you can try to pry it from my cold dead hands.
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 13, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Mortimer refuses to pay for his Miley Cyrus albums… and I can’t make him
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Aug 13, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
If you ever want to see what software really costs, walk into a legit store in Mexico City or China
"Listening to the media only increases your odds of failing at whatever you are doing" - Mark Cuban
They sure are, but where is the rule that software needs to have margins of 40%?
"Listening to the media only increases your odds of failing at whatever you are doing" - Mark Cuban
Yeah, but that also applies to producers of gravel and cement
Which are complete commodities. And still, innovative companies make a healthy profit with it, even in developing countries.
"Listening to the media only increases your odds of failing at whatever you are doing" - Mark Cuban
But,
anyone can buy up a rock quarry and sell gravel/cement which is why profit margins are razor thin. You’re not going to be able to buy Office from anyone but Microsoft, which is why Microsoft can charge as much as the market can bear before they start to turn to cheaper alternatives.
It's right after the rule about phamaceutical profits
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Aug 13, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Just to detail what I meant
Used CD’s have no influence by the record industry. It’s pure supply and demand in action. When I see 5 CD’s of the same album available for 50 cents, or 50 for $20 (not exaggerating), but the same album is 7.99 on MP3 in lower quality at Amazon, it’s clear that the industry doesn’t take supply and demand into pricing online.
If the software companies charged the same everywhere as they do in China, their profits would drop like a rock. Since all sales go back to the software industry (unlike used CD’s), you can argue they’re balancing out their interests against piracy and a given local economy.
A closer parallel is the price of a used video game on disc, vs downloading it on, say XBox live.
The software industry is trying for years to prevent a market for used software
You legally didn’t (don’t?) even own the copy, you just “license” it for use on 1 computer.
"Listening to the media only increases your odds of failing at whatever you are doing" - Mark Cuban
No disagreement.
I find the concept unacceptable. The music industry is trying the same with MP3’s: There’s no such thing as a used MP3 market, the RIAA would freak.
As for music, there is a huge premium on new content that is popular right now
So no surprise that used CDs drop in price rapidly like a rock. Always did. And online sales have a premium because the producers correctly can assume that once it’s available in digital form, it will get copied a lot. And there is almost no loss in quality on the copy.
"Listening to the media only increases your odds of failing at whatever you are doing" - Mark Cuban
So no surprise that used CDs drop in price rapidly like a rock. Always did.
First, I saw current albums at prices far below online pricing.
Second, I saw old albums priced at 20 times the same price at Amazon for MP3. Makes me wonder if they get any MP3 sales for those albums at that price. Most likely, a few “convenience sales”
And online sales have a premium because the producers correctly can assume that once it’s available in digital form, it will get copied a lot. And there is almost no loss in quality on the copy.
That’ll happen to any copy of an album that’s digital, CD or otherwise.
alright – someone please tell me how in the heck i got this job. I am not qualified one single bit. What did I say during the interview to impress them? I feel weird.
This is going on inside my head right now, not my cube mates. I don’t think tears will be following…
They had trouble finding a qualified person that fit, and felt you would grow into the role
Seems like the most likely answer.
or your shoulder looked soft and plushy to your cubemate
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Aug 13, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I know
you are relentless and determined. I just need to think of something to re-focus your energies.
how’s this:

yeah
I watched some highlights from LMA’s rookie year a week or two ago and was amazed at how much he’s filled out. he was kind of lanky as a rookie.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
Joely is not pictured
he told LMA to look at the hot lady up there, and LMA said, “wow look at her daughter.”
I always liked the look on the person's face when they went into stage two
especially when I was managing fast food….."Who knew that flipping burgers was this hard??!)
Umpqua: "Just follow the dead government proof link to find out."
by 92wastheyear on Aug 13, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I was so unqualified when hired for my current job. I didn’t even interview. They didn’t find someone they liked, I was an intern at the time, and they needed somebody in the chair.
But now three years later, all is good. So, yeah, that will probably happen to you, too. Well, unless you keep posting on BE all day.
just use some common sence

Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
"I was like, 'Wow, we get a run.'-Felix Hernandez
by thomasikehara on Aug 13, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I recently wondered that about how a headhunter found me for a job
You thought I was qualified for this? Why??? Maybe I was supposed to be the control group, but I doubt it.
"Listening to the media only increases your odds of failing at whatever you are doing" - Mark Cuban
Less visible, bigger company ;-)
"Listening to the media only increases your odds of failing at whatever you are doing" - Mark Cuban
David Bowie, "Boys Keep Swinging"
Heaven loves ya
The clouds part for ya
Nothing stands in your way
When you’re a boy
Clothes always fit ya
Life is a pop of the cherry
When you’re a boy
When you’re a boy
You can wear a uniform
When you’re a boy
Other boys check you out
You get a girl
These are your favourite things
When you’re a boy
Boys
Boys
Boys keep swinging
Boys always work it out
Uncage the colours
Unfurl the flag
Luck just kissed you hello
When you’re a boy
They’ll never clone ya
You’re always first on the line
When you’re a boy
When you’re a boy
You can buy a home of your own
When you’re a boy
Learn to drive and everything
You’ll get your share
When you’re a boy
Boys
Boys
Boys keep swinging
Boys always work it out
GOP in HD
somebody is getting Idol'ed outside my window
it is wafting into my apartment.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
ha ha
i’m still at my old place. it’s very very bad materials, I can tell by the scent.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
you must report to us whether the quality goes up as you move from the old neighborhood to the new one.
GOP in HD
yes it is
there just isnt legal dispensaries
by Peteyhasnohead on Aug 13, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
So if you have a prescription you’re supposed to grow it yourself? Or is it one of those things where it’s legal to use but illegal to buy/grow?
They have licensed growers in CA who sell to the dispensaries but
A lot of surplus OR "medical " smoke gets sold their as well,the CA initative is a lot about taxing an industry that all ready exists and is not going to go away
by southern oregon on Aug 13, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I have a feeling it will near my apartment
but the quality when I venture towards the popular shopping/drinking area will not be as high as when I venture towards Hawthorne from this place.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
re the topic
Getting out of the Navy,having kids,the last child support check,beating a serious disease and getting my health back and if I can catch a wave next year I can say I have been surfing for 50 years
by southern oregon on Aug 13, 2010 2:26 PM PDT reply actions
rec
good job old fellow. Got any grandchildren yet? I am not sure I am going to get any grandchildren.
GOP in HD
Do you think Karl Malone will inadvertently knee an usher in the junk on his way up to the podium for his HoF speech?
inadvertently should be in italics
to denote sarcasm
Umpqua: "Just follow the dead government proof link to find out."
by 92wastheyear on Aug 13, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope he gives a shoutout to all his kids and baby mamas we didn't yet know about
"Listening to the media only increases your odds of failing at whatever you are doing" - Mark Cuban
Also if Karl goes in the hall on the first ballot, Dirk has got to get in even if he never wins a ring, right?
"Listening to the media only increases your odds of failing at whatever you are doing" - Mark Cuban
welcome to Timmay’s white hall of fame
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Aug 13, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve been sick ALL week… I have some pent up energy now that I’m on the mend
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Aug 13, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions
correct
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Aug 13, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
It's like retiring Blazers jerseys
"Listening to the media only increases your odds of failing at whatever you are doing" - Mark Cuban
Here's a much more fun hypothetical
If Nash had never hooked up with D’Antoni (but didn’t stay with Dirk either), would he still be headed to the HoF?
Not under Nate :)
"Listening to the media only increases your odds of failing at whatever you are doing" - Mark Cuban
He’ll have 10+ all-nba team selections, 10+ All-Star selections, 1 MVP, top 50 all-time in scoring, top 50 in 3 point shots, top 50 in FT attempts and top 15 in percentage, etc. Plus the team almost always won 50 games. He’s close, but he should still try and get that ring.
"Listening to the media only increases your odds of failing at whatever you are doing" - Mark Cuban
Yeah, Dirk should definitely be a lock. And Nash(to piggyback on the part of this conversation above). Two of my favorite players to not have rings. I really hope they both get one. At this point Dirk’s chance are much much higher.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
It'd be awesome if
he just got on stage and gave a 15-minute long diatribe on the joys and techniques of hunting little Mexican girls.
I want him to go through his free throw routine first
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Aug 13, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
It is finally 95deg out so I guess I should stop procrastinating and ride my bike
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
i heard it was Celsius; i heard NM was literally on fire.
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 13, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
figuratively speaking
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Aug 13, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, everyone knows fire burns up, it would be impossible for earth to be on fire—mother earth is always on bottom.
by EvilKaramazov on Aug 13, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions
she’s selfish like that
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Aug 13, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Trivia question
Can you spell better than Alabama’s FB program?

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
yes?
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Aug 13, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
I know
Never a bad idea to make fun of the south.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
just be glad they got their own state right…
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Aug 13, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
You know what's weird, my spell checker accepts one or two p
"Listening to the media only increases your odds of failing at whatever you are doing" - Mark Cuban
Does it automatically accept anything starting with a capital letter as a proper name, regardless of spelling?
Nope
E.g. Alaobama is wrong
"Listening to the media only increases your odds of failing at whatever you are doing" - Mark Cuban
Maybe because so many people spell it wrong, the dictionary accepts both in the future
Like Massachusetts
"Listening to the media only increases your odds of failing at whatever you are doing" - Mark Cuban
bahahahaha
john wall dance at 1:21
i cant wait for this!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sometimes, I guess there just aren't enough rocks.
holy crap
i see terry porter, in the memorial coliseum.
and the sonics
October 5th cannot come soon enough
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
"I was like, 'Wow, we get a run.'-Felix Hernandez
by thomasikehara on Aug 13, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I just tweeted one of the developers to ask if old arenas are really included in the game
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
if so
this will be greatest game of all time
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
"I was like, 'Wow, we get a run.'-Felix Hernandez
by thomasikehara on Aug 13, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
my eye is all swollen and won't stop twitching today.
it’s making it really hard to focus on my computer for work, or for junk. I took some extra allergy medicine, I’m hoping it works.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
My allergies have gotten better again over the years
Only I’ve become allergic to our latest cat, which is sad
"Listening to the media only increases your odds of failing at whatever you are doing" - Mark Cuban
eye mites
Umpqua: "Just follow the dead government proof link to find out."
by 92wastheyear on Aug 13, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Eww

"Listening to the media only increases your odds of failing at whatever you are doing" - Mark Cuban
It could also be Pink Eye
from someone farting on his pillow
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by 92wastheyear on Aug 13, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
heh
I’ve had a stye before, back in high school. That really sucked.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
Is it weird that Roybot and Tom
poke me simultaneously??
This seems to happen regularly
Umpqua: "Just follow the dead government proof link to find out."
oh
just seems what he was already doing is being duplicated…
Sometimes, I guess there just aren't enough rocks.
Maybe he cried in his cubicle about too much work
"Listening to the media only increases your odds of failing at whatever you are doing" - Mark Cuban
yeah, but I guess they need more people.
CHold
U work wit me RT: Join @pdxtrailblazers Digital Team. Blogger Network, Comm Coordinator, Video Editor, Host/Producer http://bit.ly/9Zu4MK
Interesting. Good to see they're expanding their services
Nothing against Casey, but I rarely bother with the Blazers’ own online services.
Me neither
It looks like a site that looked good in planning meetings, but doesn’t work during regular usage.
My wife won’t use it for ticket buying or looking up the schedule, when she’s trying to surprise me.
Hehe, complain to Damir about that
But I pretty much agree. It looks fancy, but I don’t want to chat with people there or have my Blazer fans facebook clone. I want player interviews and videos, I like the blogs of Casey and MB, I like the occasional chats, and it’s nice if I find some player information there. But aside from that, I don’t need much interaction..
"Listening to the media only increases your odds of failing at whatever you are doing" - Mark Cuban
Pretty much.
I’d like more regular day to day content, so hopefully these jobs will fill that. But I want that through the official main site, via RSS feed or twitter or whatever other ways people find it. I don’t want to go through iamatrailblazersfan, which as you said is just another social network that isn’t needed.
I still pull up their blogs once a week or so
via bookmarks. But I haven’t tried to navigate the ‘main site’ in a long, long time….
MB's blog is pretty easy to get to directly.
I had it bookmarked on my old computer
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
my job is to navigate websites and I have trouble on that site. it is very badly designed.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
I mostly use google to navigate that site. I don’t use any of their own links. They don’t go to where I think they should go.
For the longest time, if you looked for the Blazers schedule
The title of the page was something like “2008-2009 Portland Trail Blazers schedule”
Even though it was actually updated. Stuff like that you’ve got to fix.
Yeah I remember that.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
dont give me more competition
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
"I was like, 'Wow, we get a run.'-Felix Hernandez
by thomasikehara on Aug 13, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions
At one point, I thought it would be fun to work for the Blazers
But now, I don’t think I’d ever work for them. I like the Blazers, I don’t want to ruin it with a bad working experience.
You could ruin your Lakers relationship with a good working experience
"Listening to the media only increases your odds of failing at whatever you are doing" - Mark Cuban
oh shoots
i wish i woulda kept up with my old video editing skillz. Man I’d love to be a asst vid coordinator.
That's not for the team scouting, but for player interviews and such
Also odd that it seems to include the Rebecca position
"Listening to the media only increases your odds of failing at whatever you are doing" - Mark Cuban
That blogger position reads odd
Sounds like creating a kind of TrueHoop Network collection of Blazers blogs. Why should a team control that? Is Larry and PA pissed about too much negative reporting?
"Listening to the media only increases your odds of failing at whatever you are doing" - Mark Cuban
crap
I hate writing cover letters
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
"I was like, 'Wow, we get a run.'-Felix Hernandez
by thomasikehara on Aug 13, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Instead they are adding a third page
"Listening to the media only increases your odds of failing at whatever you are doing" - Mark Cuban
sweet
MS word has cover letter templates
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
"I was like, 'Wow, we get a run.'-Felix Hernandez
by thomasikehara on Aug 13, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
They also have resume templates
People reviewing resumes see those same templates day after day. It’s neither a positive or negative to use them, IMO. Unless you’re interviewing at an open source company or Apple.
i hate all their cover letter templates
I will do mine from scratch
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
"I was like, 'Wow, we get a run.'-Felix Hernandez
by thomasikehara on Aug 13, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Gay runs 100m in 9.78 seconds in London
(If you have to think twice about this headline, so did I)
"Listening to the media only increases your odds of failing at whatever you are doing" - Mark Cuban
People from Portland are visiting
They just left for the north shore and told me to say that 92 is a turd nibbler.
thanks for the message
Umpqua: "Just follow the dead government proof link to find out."
by 92wastheyear on Aug 13, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Why does this not surprise me
http://www.thedreamshake.com/2010/8/13/1621905/this-week-in-signs-of-the
"Listening to the media only increases your odds of failing at whatever you are doing" - Mark Cuban
haha, nice.
I’d rec you if it didn’t mean I had to join their blog.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
haha.
I’ve never been over there. So grungedave is just a caustic ranter that gets the occassional front page post for comedic value? How are the other writers? Does anyone take him seriously?
I rec'd it
I agree too, Dream Shake is a good blog without any need for that clown to post his ‘entertaining’ garbage all the damn time.
lol
Wow some anger there, I’m surprised he didn’t make fun of Pippen for being broke or something.
Garden Variety Internet Denizen. Play Jerryd Bayless.
WORD UP.STAY.FRESCO
It's hard to hate on a guy who likes grunge and JVG.
That aside, though, I forgot how funny The Man Show skits were at mocking Karl Malone.
Oh, in all seriousness, that article has no substance whatsoever.
So I've kinda been lurking on some other SBN blogs (What I'm bored!)
And I two that really struck me as odd was both the fans at GSOM and NetsDaily firmly believe they will make the playoffs this year. While Sactown Royalty, has a very realistic goal of improving to a little over 30 wins. What makes some fanbases way more delusional than others?
lurk at lookoutlanding
browse the links on the sidebars
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
"I was like, 'Wow, we get a run.'-Felix Hernandez
by thomasikehara on Aug 13, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
What's wrong with LL?
They have one of the smartest fan communities around (or at least did a year or two ago… I haven’t been very active there for a while)
I didn't say anything was wrong with it
i was endorsing it, and referring him/her to the hilarious sidebar links
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
"I was like, 'Wow, we get a run.'-Felix Hernandez
by thomasikehara on Aug 13, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions
btw,I went out last nite but I only have a view to the south and west with excellent viewing conditions
Saw a few big ones but no more than 2 or 3 a minute
by southern oregon on Aug 13, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions
The Nets fans might suffer from the same NY media overrating that the Knicks fans suffer from squared or cubed
Though I was surprised even last year that they were so bad. It would really surprise me if they were that terrible two years in a row, even without getting Wall or a first tier free agent.
As for GSOM, that blog is something else entirely at any rate ;-)
I suppose the Clippers have about the same chance to be good as the Warriors.
And the Kings, that’s a mix that could either be explosive in a good or in a terrible kind of way (with Tyreke and Cousins hogging the ball and/or having off court issues). It’s definitely a team that looks much more physical than a few years ago, which could throw off a number of teams that underestimate them. I wanted them to also go after Josh Howard to become even more terrors on the defensive end, but that didn’t work out. And Donte Greene is pretty good for that.
"Listening to the media only increases your odds of failing at whatever you are doing" - Mark Cuban
does anyone else watch My Boys?
it always makes me want to have a poker group so badly.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
That is on cable, right?
That means it is just you…and 13 other people that watch it
Umpqua: "Just follow the dead government proof link to find out."
by 92wastheyear on Aug 13, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
ha ha ha
I think it’s cable but I only watch it either on dvd or hulu.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
cool breezy or hot breezy?
I’m trying to decide if I should open the windows or not.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
Hot breezy
Umpqua: "Just follow the dead government proof link to find out."
by 92wastheyear on Aug 13, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions
The Grants Pass area has the lowest average wind speed of anywhere in the US
I read that somewhere…don’t know if it’s true….but I do know that the wind blows more here than it does down there
Umpqua: "Just follow the dead government proof link to find out."
by 92wastheyear on Aug 13, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I am 1000 feet higher and up in the breeze a little more
Which is just coming up and it looks to be a very nice evening
by southern oregon on Aug 13, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Good for you
I hope it is nice
Umpqua: "Just follow the dead government proof link to find out."
by 92wastheyear on Aug 13, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
just applied for the job with the Blazers
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
"I was like, 'Wow, we get a run.'-Felix Hernandez
haha, awesome.
good luck.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
Me too
Umpqua: "Just follow the dead government proof link to find out."
by 92wastheyear on Aug 13, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Blogger?
"Listening to the media only increases your odds of failing at whatever you are doing" - Mark Cuban
no
the interactive social media coordinator
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
"I was like, 'Wow, we get a run.'-Felix Hernandez
by thomasikehara on Aug 13, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
after I applied, it said
“thank you for applying, THomas Ikehara”
luckily, I was able to go back and fix it
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
"I was like, 'Wow, we get a run.'-Felix Hernandez
by thomasikehara on Aug 13, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I just saw this on True Hoop
Huge congratulations to Zach McCann, founder of Orlando Magic Daily — the TrueHoop Network’s charter Magic blog. McCann has been promoted by the Orlando Sentinel to be a multimedia reporter and will cover the Magic on a full-time basis. This won’t be your ordinary beat. McCann will be telling the story of the Magic’s 2010-11 season through video, blogging, live chat and social media.
I got me thinking ….if there was any porn that was made just for Junk Drawer denizens, Zach McCann would be a great porn name
Umpqua: "Just follow the dead government proof link to find out."
Mhm, cancel, or should I post my casting list?
"Listening to the media only increases your odds of failing at whatever you are doing" - Mark Cuban
There is finally an update at dontevenreply.com
I recommend 323 or any cat lover not read it.
them climbin' in yo windows, they snachin' yo people up
wow. that guy is so craz.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
I really hate when ice tastes like freezer and ruins drinks.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
I have a small chest freezer and I make ice cubes in that,no problem but yeah I have tasted some ice cubes that i wished i would't have
by southern oregon on Aug 13, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, it seems to be a regular thing with apartment freezer
a lot of my friends have said they have the same problem as me. But I have a couple friends (who have the exact same fridge/freezer that is at my new place) who say their ice is great. I hope the new place has good ice
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
Good water helps,in GP you have to fill milk jugs of water and let them degass the chlorine
for at least 24 hours or it will kill your house plants
by southern oregon on Aug 13, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
wow that's kind of crazy.
we’ve got pretty good water. Sometimes(if we remember) we even use our water filter to make ice cubes. A lot of the stuff in our freezer gets a weird taste, though. It’s been like that since we first moved in, I think the freezer is just very very old.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
you should move
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Aug 13, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, I’ve been thinking the Sellwood neighborhood looks pretty promising. know anything about that area?
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
nope
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Aug 13, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
In my ongoing attempt to familarize my self with Portland
Where is the Sellwood hood?
by southern oregon on Aug 13, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions
south east… directly North of Milwaukie along the Willamette
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Aug 13, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Good water is indeed good
Make sure you’re at least doing a filter of the tap water before filling it.
Also, consider covering the ice cube tray. Not sure the best thing to cover it with, that won’t stick to the cubes.
Have a baking soda container in the freezer?
yeah we’ve got the baking soda thing in there. it helps a little but there still many things that just taste gross because of ice. plain water is the worst, but it ruins soda(which i drink very rarely) and whiskey, and in the case today, milkshakes.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
Who puts water in milkshakes?
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by 92wastheyear on Aug 13, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
ice to blend them, homie g.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
Ice Cream + Milk=Milk Shake
Ice Cream+Milk+Ice=Something weird
What are ya…a foreigner?
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by 92wastheyear on Aug 13, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
well it wasn't a traditional milkshake
it’s some coffee frappe blend thing that doesn’t even have any ice cream in it. it’s the coffee mix, ice and milk.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
Are you sure it was the ice that made it taste bad??
Umpqua: "Just follow the dead government proof link to find out."
by 92wastheyear on Aug 13, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
haha, yeah.
the drink wasn’t that good anyways but it had a distinct bad ice taste. the same flavor that this ice gives to a plain cup of ice water.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
i found out while in idaho that apparently my cousin is dating the guy from Twilight. This kid just screams Hollister.

them climbin' in yo windows, they snachin' yo people up
which one is your cousin?
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Aug 13, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
right… which one is that? right or left?
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Aug 13, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions
thank you... it works on so many levels
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Aug 13, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions
that's true. he's probably the hottest guy in the state.
them climbin' in yo windows, they snachin' yo people up
Which one is that?
"Listening to the media only increases your odds of failing at whatever you are doing" - Mark Cuban
zomg so dreamyyyy
* swoon *
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
also
nobody else saw it before he became a dainty glowing vampire. They didn’t even notice him in Harry Potter.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
The Twilight freaks
were throwing themselves at him as soon as he got cast. I remember reading a story well before the movies came out, and girls were cramming mall signings (at Hot Topics, lol), like, crying and ripping their blouses off if ‘Edward’ so much as glanced in their direction. You get the feeling It didn’t really matter who got cast. Ask Roybot, she’ll tell you all about it.
That would be awesome, since he made about $20 million last year ;-)
"Listening to the media only increases your odds of failing at whatever you are doing" - Mark Cuban
no, his cousin is the one on the left
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Aug 13, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
so what happened to you then?
"this is portland…every little thing is blown out of proportion here" - Philthyanimal
maybe it skips a generation
his kid is awfully adorable.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
this is true.
Rock Rudy!
"this is portland…every little thing is blown out of proportion here" - Philthyanimal
lemme fix dat
i try to only have hot family members.
Umpqua: "Just follow the dead government proof link to find out."
by 92wastheyear on Aug 13, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
there's a plural in that sentence that is mildly disturbing
"this is portland…every little thing is blown out of proportion here" - Philthyanimal
lemme fix dat
there’s a plural in that sentence that is mildly disturbing, but intriguing
Umpqua: "Just follow the dead government proof link to find out."
by 92wastheyear on Aug 13, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
ha, I had heard about he rumors
that’s kind of funny.
what’s even cooler though is the dates on this particularly September 30th.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
did you read the thing? it’s just full of amazing
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Aug 13, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
the Bon Iver thing?
yeah, haha.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
The Knicks have officially signed Andy Rautins
"Listening to the media only increases your odds of failing at whatever you are doing" - Mark Cuban
No lotto pick for who is it ? Houston?
by southern oregon on Aug 13, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't remember.
I thought they had to keep their first round pick every other year, so I lose track of how they found a way to lose this one.
Mhm, the French team only lists Batum at 1.99, i.e. just a bit under 6 foot 7. Odd.
"Listening to the media only increases your odds of failing at whatever you are doing" - Mark Cuban
Well it's probably without shoes
Which is the typical way to state your height
"Listening to the media only increases your odds of failing at whatever you are doing" - Mark Cuban
Anybody wanna go to a late showing of the Expendables?
them climbin' in yo windows, they snachin' yo people up
I'm there!
Oh wait, I’m not. Looks like a fun throwaway movie. And for the type of movie it is, it’s getting “good enough” reviews too.
That market has really fragmented and split although it's still growing (source: Gartner, based on sales data)

I remember when a number of companies had over 5% (e.g. Sony and Ericsson each, Motorola), even over 10%. Also it kinda surprises me that no other manufacturer supposedly had more than 1.6%, e.g. NEC. Nokia is steady, Samsung is the only one that has really really caught up in recent years. LG is a bit stuck in limbo. And Apple is doing their market share with a very small number of models and no customization to operators, so their costs should be significantly lower than those of Motorola and Sony Ericsson if they still have anything close to their old structure from when they were much bigger. G’Five and ZTE are Chinese companies with rather simple phones, HTC is Taiwanese. All are often manufacturing under different brand names, especially those of carriers.
"Listening to the media only increases your odds of failing at whatever you are doing" - Mark Cuban
My initial reaction is "yay! competition!"
Especially since there are multiple options for the OS to run on them.
There are a number of companies dangerously close to going out of business. A few already have.
Could end up similar to the telco infrastructure market, where only a handful of large players survive, most of them already merged companies.
"Listening to the media only increases your odds of failing at whatever you are doing" - Mark Cuban
It's so hard to say right now.
I’m not entirely convinced that fragmentation will be any more likely to lead to a few major powers than having a less fragmented market would.
Trust me on this one
There are lots of customers who want to keep it simple stupid
by southern oregon on Aug 13, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
NBC fall schedule leak making the rounds. Contains a NSFBE word, that's why I just link here.
http://livefeed.hollywoodreporter.com/images/2010/08/nbc-fall2.jpg
"Listening to the media only increases your odds of failing at whatever you are doing" - Mark Cuban
haha that's pretty good.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
heh, I'm so glad to get away from this place
we just had a person arrested in our parking lot. there were five cop cars total between our actual complex and across the street.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
Sigh. Dealing with a crashed computer tonight
One thing about a computer. It doesn’t matter who makes it, or what operating system it is. When it really crashes hard, it’ll be a while to get it working.
hah
Albert Brooks’ birth name is Albert Einstein
them climbin' in yo windows, they snachin' yo people up
Did you know his brother, Bob Einstein?
Most people know him better as Super Dave Osbourne, but he was also George’s surrogate (the guy speaking for him) in Arrested Development, and had a role in Ocean’s 13 that would be a spoiler if I explained it.
yeah I just swam for half an hour.
that’ll be the only thing I miss about this wreck of an apartment.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
When are you moving?
I feel like you’ve mentioned it a few times, and I’ve forgotten it a few times.
haha, no worries
we get our keys tomorrow at 930. I don’t think we’re gonna move a lot though since it’s supposed to be so hot. We might make one, maybe two, trips and then get out of the sun. We’re thinking of going to the coast with some friends.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
I’ll be waiting in yore closet
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Aug 13, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
yay!
I’ll get to meet you and then I can tell everyone on BEdge who you really are. But I’ll have you know that my nice peacoat won’t be in there yet so you cannae steal it.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
I can wait… I got nothing but time
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Aug 13, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I take three a day now
Morning
Afternoon
Night
Blazers basketball? Just basketball you say? More like a way of life
by dyshooter182 on Aug 13, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Hello Junkdrawer!
Blazers basketball? Just basketball you say? More like a way of life
man
This just writes Sean Hannity’s rant on its own, doesn’t it?
them climbin' in yo windows, they snachin' yo people up
Its called the first amendment you idiots
Deal with it.
The only folks that really care and are upset about this ARE the FNC folks, who would never vote for a Dem in any case.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
This article pretty much demolished any real complaints the anti-muslin people had.
them climbin' in yo windows, they snachin' yo people up
It is and always was 100% pure politics of fear
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
The fact that folks like this can't separate the very small amount of crazies
From the rest of the religion says it all really.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I call stuff like this
“Base motivation scandals”, they get your base motivated up to go do stuff for you but 95% of the public doesn’t care.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
There was a fun article in the Washington Post that there is a mosque IN the Pentagon, staffed with a mullah who is a member of the army
It’s close to where the plane crashed in killing 170-some people, and nobody ever complained.
"Listening to the media only increases your odds of failing at whatever you are doing" - Mark Cuban
This lame guy at work was going off on it
He kept saying, “Obama knows his days are number. No one is going to vote for him now. He knows he’s a one term president, that’s why Obama supports the mosque.”
So then I said, “Maybe he just supports the 1st amendment and anyone that cares about that mosque wasn’t going to vote for him anyway.”
Then the lame dude started talking about overthrowing the government.
Tin, what's your favorite Coheed album?
for me it’s a solid lock with In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3. I’m rocking out to it while I pack(and drink) and it’s bringing back memories. I haven’t listened to this CD in a looooong time but I used to play the heck out of it.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
that's mine, too. i like them all, but that one has the most awesome singles.
Blood Red Summer, Favor House, Time Consumer, and Feathers are my fav songs.
them climbin' in yo windows, they snachin' yo people up
yeah Blood Red Summer is one of my all time favorite songs by any band.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
ha.
since I have you hear on a music based topic and I know you have admitted to liking Sarah Mclachlan, what are your thoughts on Loreena Mckennit? I took a trip down memory lane yesterday and listened to a lot of her stuff. She’s more of an Enya than a Mclachlan, but I thought that might be somewhat down your aisle.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
by GiantBlazer on Aug 13, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
So apparenlty Batum was France's player of the game tonight
As they got trounced by Canada in a warmup game 85-63.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Milestone: I am Poop Poop
Millstone: I am Poop Poop
Born Naked
by Y5k on Aug 13, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
are you also shiny shiny?
"this is portland…every little thing is blown out of proportion here" - Philthyanimal
I got some stones
Milestone: creating the cutest kid ever via sex
Millstone: Coolio
Milestone: chugging a drinking glass full of Tarantula on a 5 dollar bet
Millstone: 10 minutes later.
them climbin' in yo windows, they snachin' yo people up
What's Tarantula?
And Coolio?
Blazers basketball? Just basketball you say? More like a way of life
by dyshooter182 on Aug 13, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
i had one comment in that junk and it was just this
DF
by The Roybot on Mar 12, 2009 4:44 PM PDT reply actions
what the heck
Sometimes, I guess there just aren't enough rocks.
sounds like a caveat on that first milestone
Which begs the question:
Who is the cutest kid ever created via a method other than sex?
"this is portland…every little thing is blown out of proportion here" - Philthyanimal
jesus was adorable
you wouldnt think a beard would make a baby cute, but it did
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
by jonestr on Aug 13, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
dude that coolio story is lame as es
and Tarantula will rough you up ,for sure. I’m impressed you did it. Five dollars was not enough money
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
what are you packing for?
i need someone to endure the Expendables with me.
them climbin' in yo windows, they snachin' yo people up
ha ha, for my move.
packing some of my 8 billion books. I’m glad I don’t have to be out of this place til the 31st ’cause I have barely packed anything yet. Been too busy, too hot or too sick.
And I would have to be a lot drunker to go see the Expendables…
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
also only if I were intoxicated or Idol'd.
I think both those movies look like fun popcorn movies, but in my current financial position (Read:broke as zach) I can’t to popcorn movies unless I give myself a good prefunk so I can laugh really hard.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
well fine.
i think i might wait til it’s 100 degrees tomorrow and see Expendables then.
them climbin' in yo windows, they snachin' yo people up
sorry, buddy :-(
also, you live in Vancouver and I live in Portland…
And tomorrow is probably a better day to sit in a theater.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
Also, GustyJ, would you agree that pursuing Coolio Girl before the Coolio incident was a good move?
she was pretty damn hot.
them climbin' in yo windows, they snachin' yo people up
I would agree, yes.
"this is portland…every little thing is blown out of proportion here" - Philthyanimal
Clyde looks like he borrowed someone else's tux
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Aug 13, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I tossed this up as a fanshot
I was surprised there were no stories tonight, as a Blazer is getting a HoF induction, even as part of a team.
Sometimes the Onion really nails it.
MIAMI—The Florida Marlins delayed the start of their game against the St. Louis Cardinals last Sunday when Steve, their fan, failed to show up at Sun Life Stadium by the scheduled 1 p.m. start time.
“Well, we can’t really start without him,” added Rodriguez, who had earlier called Steve’s cell phone and house, but received no answer. “How would that look?”
“I seriously wonder where he could be,” said Marlins second baseman Dan Uggla, who suggested the team warm up a little longer to give their fan extra time to show up. “I know his daughter has a dentist appointment, but I’m pretty sure that’s next Sunday. Shoot, we’ll have to push the game back to 3.”
ha ha that's pretty good.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
New Ninja Warrior tomorrow
"this is portland…every little thing is blown out of proportion here" - Philthyanimal
Olivia Munn was on Ninja Warrior once
Balanced the Jill factor, at least for that season
"this is portland…every little thing is blown out of proportion here" - Philthyanimal
by GustyJ on Aug 13, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
only reason I started Wipeout was all the people in here talking about it.
then (and this is much more rare for me than most of the guys in here, as can be evidenced by my distance from the Kassandra thing and other situations) I said “zomg hot girl!!!” and also had some fun with people falling on their faces, so I kept watching it.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
by GiantBlazer on Aug 13, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I enjoy both shows
Ninja Warrior features more athletic feats, especially in the later stages, but Wipeout has better disastrous falls. And Jill.
"this is portland…every little thing is blown out of proportion here" - Philthyanimal
ninja warrior is pretty intense
on other japanese note…i hate how mtv has butchered silent library. the youtube clips from japan were epic .
"It's not the dress that makes you look fat, its the fat that makes you look fat!" ~Al Bundy
"Did they really expect me to bow down to Jesus?!?" ~Sophia
"At first glance, I saw a fairly unremarkable penis." ~Sophia on Greg Oden
by Philthyanimal on Aug 13, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
They're definitely similar shows but yet weirdly different genres
Nobody trains a full year for another chance at Wipeout.
Hmmm. Yet.
Ninja Warrior is definitely on a different tier.
The few people I’ve seen complete the whole thing were ridiculously amazing athletes who had many not quite making it tries.
im going to buy a compression sleeve to wear while i bowl
idk why, just for poop and gigs.
Sometimes, I guess there just aren't enough rocks.
ha ha
you’re gonna be just like all the NBA players following the fad. It’s probably good for something like bowling though, to be honest. “poop and gigs” made me chuckle.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
i guess its supposed to keep your arm warm and your hands dry
which would be sweeeeet
Sometimes, I guess there just aren't enough rocks.
only 15 bucks too
Sometimes, I guess there just aren't enough rocks.
by Dirty Socks on Aug 13, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
nice, nice.
we should BEdge Bowl again soon. Even though I suck I always have fun with y’all.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
by GiantBlazer on Aug 13, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
sophia is gonna come this time
Sometimes, I guess there just aren't enough rocks.
by Dirty Socks on Aug 13, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
cooool.
I’ve never met her. Only seen her in the JD a little bit here and there. She’s sort of like AK was before he got unbanned: a legend of the JD that I don’t really know.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
by GiantBlazer on Aug 13, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
ive seen her
havent met her
she really want to go to the next bowl.
Sometimes, I guess there just aren't enough rocks.
by Dirty Socks on Aug 13, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions
haha, this is true.
especially after the most recent tinychat.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
by GiantBlazer on Aug 13, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
are you bowling outdoors in the middle of winter or something?
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
no but sometimes i have to take breaks and they suck tryin to get my arm warmed back up
Sometimes, I guess there just aren't enough rocks.
by Dirty Socks on Aug 13, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
save yourself the money and do dynamic stretches
compression gear that actually works has a pressure gradient to it, which you will not be getting for $15. What you will be getting is an overly tight arm warmer commonly used in cycling.
If you really think you need compression gear, go to ameswalker.com
your grandma probably shops there BTW
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
i'm fairly certain hes doing it to be funny
and to be different…not cuz he actually needs it.
"It's not the dress that makes you look fat, its the fat that makes you look fat!" ~Al Bundy
"Did they really expect me to bow down to Jesus?!?" ~Sophia
"At first glance, I saw a fairly unremarkable penis." ~Sophia on Greg Oden
by Philthyanimal on Aug 13, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
yep its more gimmicky for me
Sometimes, I guess there just aren't enough rocks.
by Dirty Socks on Aug 13, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
dude i'm so pumped
still from my win yesterday. i told my team i was gonna retire out on top, but now i think i’ve changed my mind like brett favre
"It's not the dress that makes you look fat, its the fat that makes you look fat!" ~Al Bundy
"Did they really expect me to bow down to Jesus?!?" ~Sophia
"At first glance, I saw a fairly unremarkable penis." ~Sophia on Greg Oden
by Philthyanimal on Aug 13, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
ha ha ha
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
by GiantBlazer on Aug 13, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
Sometimes, I guess there just aren't enough rocks.
by Dirty Socks on Aug 13, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
there is a 2 week off season until the next season
if we do bedgebowl next week i think i’m down
"It's not the dress that makes you look fat, its the fat that makes you look fat!" ~Al Bundy
"Did they really expect me to bow down to Jesus?!?" ~Sophia
"At first glance, I saw a fairly unremarkable penis." ~Sophia on Greg Oden
by Philthyanimal on Aug 13, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
im real busy next week except for monday
Sometimes, I guess there just aren't enough rocks.
by Dirty Socks on Aug 13, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
next week is a busy week in BEdge land.
Tuesday a lot of people are doing the baseball game, then the BBQ Wednesday. Not sure how many people could manage all three. (plus, I’m being selfish and thinking for myself, I will have my wisdom teeth taken out Monday and might just be on the couch all week).
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
by GiantBlazer on Aug 13, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
lets try and do it the next week
i get my work schedule on wednesday so we’ll go from there
Sometimes, I guess there just aren't enough rocks.
by Dirty Socks on Aug 13, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
get the ones with padding
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Aug 14, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Hey everybody
Anything exciting happen in the last week? Blazerland or JD land.
Still on the Rex bandwagon.
heyyy dude.
how was New York?
And the only big thing that happened with the Blazers was the official announcement of the Assistant GMs. Did you hear about the big 4 team trade, though?
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
by GiantBlazer on Aug 13, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I totally found something to flag in that fanshot.
them climbin' in yo windows, they snachin' yo people up
ha ha
of course YOU found something to flag. In which fanshot? the four team trade one? or the “there has been no movement” fanshot?
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
by GiantBlazer on Aug 13, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
the 4 team one.
can’t copy and paste subscription services in their entirety.
them climbin' in yo windows, they snachin' yo people up
I actually did hear about most of the Blazer related stuff
I had my iphone with me, so I checked a few times. I also caught the 4 team deal. I don’t see it as being a huge deal for any of those teams.
NY was fantastic, thanks. Only negative was the heat/humidity. But I got to see lots of old, good friends, and it was fun being back in the city. Really, really good trip. It’s also nice to be back home.
Still on the Rex bandwagon.
by dan_the_man on Aug 13, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
So Sanchez's "guarantee" of an SF sweep
Yeah, not happening, couldn’t win even the game he started…
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
There are some random people somewhere near my house (we back up to a small forest so I can't tell whom)
Who are yelling drunkenly at each other that they love everyone.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I would if I could see them
They could be easily a quarter mile away through the woods.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Go out there and pretend to be the Blair Witch
that would be awesome
Umpqua: "Just follow the dead government proof link to find out."
by 92wastheyear on Aug 13, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
niiiice.
happy drunks for the ultimate win.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
by GiantBlazer on Aug 13, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Now they are yelling
SHELLY, COME BACK TO ME BABY! Again and again and again….
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Maybe they've been watching old episodes of Cheers?
Still on the Rex bandwagon.
by dan_the_man on Aug 13, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
That character's name was Diane
Unless that is actually Ted Danson out there….then there must be another explanation
Umpqua: "Just follow the dead government proof link to find out."
by 92wastheyear on Aug 13, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
hahahaha
if I wasn’t on here, and if I lived in your neighborhood. it could have been me. My girlfriend’s friends call her “shelly,” and I do as well, when I’m really drunk.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
by GiantBlazer on Aug 13, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh Shelly...our love (GB singing drunkly)
Holds on
Holds on
Oh
Shelly
our love holds on
holds on.
Umpqua: "Just follow the dead government proof link to find out."
by 92wastheyear on Aug 13, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Rod Stewart, yes?
I love that dude.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
by GiantBlazer on Aug 13, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
No
Umpqua: "Just follow the dead government proof link to find out."
by 92wastheyear on Aug 13, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
hey, they're very good too.
I saw them a couple years back, with Heart and Cheap Trick. It wasn’t with Steve Perry, of course, but that Arnel Pineda dude can sing their songs very very well. One of the funner concerts I’ve ever been to(largely cause I was with my parents, which was way cool). I think of the many thousand people there(they said it was the largest crowd ever at the Clark County Amphitheater), maybe five people weren’t Idol’d.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
by GiantBlazer on Aug 13, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
My wife wanted to go to that one…really bad…me too for that matter…although I like Heart and Cheap Trick better than Journey
Umpqua: "Just follow the dead government proof link to find out."
by 92wastheyear on Aug 13, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I was absolutely blown away by how much Heart still got it.
Those ladies are still out of this world, man. Cheap Trick was a little disappointed, they didn’t age super well and weren’t that great live. The only song that was really that good was “I Want You to Want Me.” Even my mom, who had seen them a few times when she was younger, thought they kind of sucked. But Heart stole the show, they were really amazing.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
by GiantBlazer on Aug 13, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh really...I am surprised because I watched a live show of theirs (on DVD) recently
and they were really good…bad night maybe. Heart is awesome …I watched a show (from 2007) where they played their entire Dream Boat Annie album….in order….to commemorate the 30th anniversary of the album’s (their first) release ….it was sweet
Umpqua: "Just follow the dead government proof link to find out."
by 92wastheyear on Aug 13, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
hmm that's funny.
of those three bands Cheap Trick were the ones I was most into when I was trying to discover my musical tastes in high school (I ended up just sayin “zach it” and liking all kinds of different stuff) so I was looking forward to seeing them(even though I was several years out of high school at this point). It’s very possible it was an off night. Their set was pretty short, so maybe they were just trying to cram as much as they could into their play time and lost some of the quality for the sake of quantity.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
by GiantBlazer on Aug 13, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I have their latest album...it is called ...wait for it..."The Latest"
and it is really quite good…here is a sample
Umpqua: "Just follow the dead government proof link to find out."
by 92wastheyear on Aug 13, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
the hate train between the two commenters on that video are hilarious
FLEABAG
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
by GiantBlazer on Aug 13, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Just got done watching Die Hard on DVD with the Mrs
Yippi-ki-yay
Umpqua: "Just follow the dead government proof link to find out."
Just saw that recently for the first time in a while
It was so much fun. Great movie.
Still on the Rex bandwagon.
by dan_the_man on Aug 13, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I pulled out two dvds ....that one and Trading Places and let my wife chose
Coincidentally they both have this guy in them
Umpqua: "Just follow the dead government proof link to find out."
by 92wastheyear on Aug 13, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
Umpqua: "Just follow the dead government proof link to find out."
by 92wastheyear on Aug 13, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I know
I was just joking since that is a pretty minor role for the dude from
THE BREAKFAST CLUB
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
Did you know he was in Die Hard also??
Umpqua: "Just follow the dead government proof link to find out."
by 92wastheyear on Aug 13, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I dont remember him from that movie
I just remember the villain, Karl Winslow, and Bruce Willis
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
I would like to refer to Bruce Willis as the guy from moonlighting
thanks
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
heh heh heh, that's such a hipster thing to say.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
by GiantBlazer on Aug 13, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions
like hipsters ever watched moonlighting
I am totally going to Cybil Sheppard you for that one
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
Haha...I remember when Die Hard came out
The only other movie I had seen him in was called Blind Date ….so when my buddie asked me if I wanted to go see this new movie Die Hard…I said: What? The movie with the guy from Moonlighting???
Umpqua: "Just follow the dead government proof link to find out."
by 92wastheyear on Aug 13, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
hee hee ,92 ages himself again.
I was 2 when Die Hard came out…
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
by GiantBlazer on Aug 13, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Age is just a number
ask Idol
Umpqua: "Just follow the dead government proof link to find out."
by 92wastheyear on Aug 13, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
indeed, and recced.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
by GiantBlazer on Aug 13, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
then again 92 can say he was watching bad ass action movies while you were drooling over barney
now who is cool?
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
oh I'm not doubting 92's coolness.
I’m ofttimes looking longingly at the generations before me and wishing I could have lived in a time like that. A time when we weren’t obsessed with the internet and when the world was at least a little bit less zached up. PLUS, I always hated Barney. Even as a baby I refused to watch it(also, a quick google search shows that Barney wasn’t out til 92). If anything I was watching Sesame Street.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
by GiantBlazer on Aug 13, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah.....that is his best line
Umpqua: "Just follow the dead government proof link to find out."
by 92wastheyear on Aug 14, 2010 7:15 AM PDT up reply actions
mini sirloin burgers?
Sometimes, I guess there just aren't enough rocks.
by Dirty Socks on Aug 13, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions
nice!
I love the first two. Haven’t seen the third since I was a child(though I own it, my lady and I just haven’t gotten around to that one) and I heard the fourth one was really crappy, but I bought it anyways(I’ve also yet to see that one).
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
by GiantBlazer on Aug 13, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually I liked the forth one better than the 3rd one
It was good if a little cheesy
Umpqua: "Just follow the dead government proof link to find out."
by 92wastheyear on Aug 13, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
what will happen with Jerryd Bayless' jumpshot without John Townsend
and what do you think our chances are of getting Pete Townshend to replace him
by Peteyhasnohead on Aug 13, 2010 11:28 PM PDT reply actions
Considering what happened to Jerryd Bayless' jumpshot WITH John Townsend
I don’t expect any difference
"this is portland…every little thing is blown out of proportion here" - Philthyanimal
So in honor of the start of the Premier League season
I bring you the one moment England fans never hope to see again:

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
gigantic flag and instant defriend.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
not really…
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Aug 14, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions
right when I come back here.
hiya
Blazers basketball? Just basketball you say? More like a way of life
by dyshooter182 on Aug 14, 2010 1:50 AM PDT up reply actions
So.
I think I know how Bayless feels when he plays against LeBron. Playing pool against my dad is just silly. He is leaps and bounds ahead of me so even though I’m decent at pool he always kicks me bum.
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
is it? what is depressing about this JD?
I thought that Idol posited a pretty awesome theme for the JD. Very few people actually replied to his theme, but I didn’t see much depression in here today. Except your sad breakfast pastry story :-(
"So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past."
Tom....right before entering the Navy

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