The last junk is full, I have the option to whine about it or do something about it,so Ladies and Gentlemen I present you with new junk

 In the spirit of Roy's playoff beard a couple seasons should I take a sacred vow to grow my moustache untill the Blazers win a title? does a NW div title count ? I talked to a lawyer today[not my problem,I am just a witness] and learned a new term " weasel clause" I first visualized pine martin or badger claws but then realized she was talking about a two legged weasel way of  wrighting contracts,I am pretty naive about this kind of stuff having never spent a dime on a lawyer in my life but I figured out that it was not meant as a complement.this has got to be 75 words by now.