We all know that LeBron James is going on TV in 2 hours to make a big announcement. It's rumored that he's telling the world which team he will sign with, but what if it's not that simple? What if this announcement is something bigger, even more shocking than a move to Miami or New York? Here are some of the possible announcements he could be making this evening, please add your own!
LeBron is really two "little people" who stand on each other's shoulders.
LeBron is sitting out the 2010 season to compete on Hell's Kitchen.
He's signed a max contract to play special teams and backup place kicker for the Detroit Lions.
He's playing in the Euro League next year. Soccer, that is.
He's running for President, and tonight he will challenge Obama to a game of Horse for all of Ohio's electoral votes.
He's not the King, just a prince. From Nigeria. And he really wants to send you twenty million dollars.
LeBron is the new judge on American Idol.