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The Junk Size Matters Drawer - 7/31/2010 (with big poll)

This is junk about how us and sort of how we categorize one another. VOTE in the biggest poll ever! Make your "voice" "heard"!

I was going to put some effort into explaining the multidimensional system by which I classify and rank all of you but that seemed like too much work and I want to post my big poll. So instead, I will reflect on ways in the past that we've categorized one another in an effort to waste space, bring up old junk, and remind ourselves of our collective past. But first, I will note that one way that's easy to categorize people is by quantity. There are some serious number of comments by some JD regulars. I'm approaching 25k and I'm definitely a middling. In my list of amusing junk ideas is to plot the distribution of JDers comment counts. blow.your.mind

 

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Blazer1342's Wall of Avatars

CTC's official BEdge coolness function and Lurker Report

BRP's stickfigures pics 1 & 2

 

And just for fun Tin's Retrospective Junk

 

"You don't want to be a BEdga. Cause BEdgas are living contradictions. BEdgas are full of unfulfilled ambitions. BEdgas watch and wain; BEdgas love to complain. BEdgas love to hear themselves speak but hate to explain. BEdgas love being another man's judge and jury. BEdgas procrastinate until it's time to worry. BEdgas love to be late; BEdgas hate to hurry"

 

There must be more, but I'm kinda occupied trying to finish this up. Why don't you all help? Sometimes you are all so lazy. 


And remember that the Official BEdge Book Club will be discussing The Last Days and that Elgin's band is going to play at Edgefield on Sunday!
And now what you've been waiting for.... THE POLL

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