Early Weekend Discussion: What Has Worldwide Wes Done For You?
by Dave on Jul 23, 2010 8:13 PM PDT
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PrintOn the heels of Ben's Fanshot quoting media sources crediting shadowy, powerful NBA legend Worldwide Wes for Portland hiring Rich Cho and attributing him as the King-maker in any Chris Paul deal, I figured it was time to get everything out in the open. We all need to come clean and confess what Worldwide Wes has done for us. It already started in that Fanshot but with a topic this important and revealing a dedicated main page post is a must.
I guess I'll start. Here's what I know for sure:
- I was all set to marry a statuesque, blonde Swedish nanny until Worldwide Wes stepped in and brokered a deal for me to marry my current wife. I think the nanny married some other guy, though they've reportedly hit the rocks.
- Without Worldwide Wes we'd be hearing from TominTuscaloosa.
- Worldwide Wes suggested the Commissioner changing his name from David Friendly would make him seem more powerful.
- Worldwide Wes paid for Luke Babbitt to have reconstructive surgery so he'd resemble Ben Golliver, making Blazer fans accept him quicker.
- Worldwide Wes made the second "e" in "Blazersedge" lower-case.
- He also makes 500 comments in every Junk Drawer, each under a separate name.
I'm continuing my research. When I get to the bottom of more events manipulated by W.W.W. I'll let you know. In the meantime, fess up. It's time to break the silence. How has Worldwide Wes manipulated or outright changed your life, for better or worse? What have you heard that he's done? Share in the comments below.
--Dave (blazersub@yahoo.com)
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World Wide Wes stole my bike -
- when I was a kid. It was a yellow 15-speed. My life has pretty much trended downhill ever since, for which I blame World Wide Wes. Also, sometimes when I am walking alone at night, I sense him following me, watching me.
by peregrinebrm on Jul 23, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
No doubt
he gave it to some kid in Miami. Some kid who already had two nice bikes.
—Dave
by Dave on Jul 23, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions 5 recs
Haha! Hilarious, Dave!
Barrett: You are going to score 35 tonight.
Bayless: Ya think?
MB off by only four, my oh my.
by thenatural007 on Jul 23, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
He also stole the bike I had back in the70s....this one.....the coolest bike ever!!!
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Jul 23, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Sweet banana seat!
facebook.com/year5000
by Y5k on Jul 23, 2010 10:30 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
I had a bike very similar to that one except it was green and WWWes stole that bike from me back in the 4th grade.
Oooooo, I was so pissed off at him back then that I picked up a big rock and threw it at him…….unfortunately I mised horribly…which was when I decided that I would never make it in professional baseball as a pitcher, so I took up four square instead….nobody told me that there wasn’t a professional league for four square until it was too late…and….I…..was….scarred…..for….life………(sob)……………………………..
by LaMarvelous on Jul 23, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Pee Wee Herman had the coolest bike ever...
but World Wide Wes stole it and hid it in the basement of Alamo Stadium.
"I never learned from a man who agreed with me." - Robert A. Heinlein
World Wide Wes killed my father, has six fingers and should prepare to die
Unless he gets CP3 to Portland.
wanderlust
no
world wide wes IS your father
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
marty>babbitt
by thomasikehara on Jul 23, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
you guys are hilarious
…and made my night. Dave, you’re definitely in the “you guys.”
by peregrinebrm on Jul 23, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
WWWes is/was my cousin.
Although he had eleven fingers, we called him eleven toes because he was sensitive to the fact of the extra digit.
WWWes, I think, takes over my body when I’m drunk or sleeping. Sometimes both!
He is the reason The Hobbit is having sooo much trouble getting made.
WWWes is th reason the World Wide Bank dropped to dollar.
I also know that he is the reason of December 12, 2012.
One time, when mad on May 18, 1980, he blew up mt. St. Helens.
He was also the referee in the USA/USSR olympic game from the 70’s.
He is also Bartman. That guy in the World Series.
Yeah, WWWes is a real douche bag.
Tell him I want my child support.
by 1ofthe7 on Jul 24, 2010 6:59 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Yup
Got him a contract where he only has to show up every 3-7 years and play for 9 months. And when he does the whole world pays attention to him.
—Dave
You are on fire, Dave!
Barrett: You are going to score 35 tonight.
Bayless: Ya think?
MB off by only four, my oh my.
by thenatural007 on Jul 23, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You think he’ll pay off my student loans? I bet he’s a deadbeat dad, just shows up for graduations and such. All part of that behind the scenes mystique.
wanderlust
WWW is...
the godfather to my children, he does my taxes, manages my 501K, negotiated my 40K pay check last year, gives me dental advice, figured out the cure for my athletes foot, watches the kids sometimes, taught me to cook a mean ministrone soup, hand made the coffee table in my living room, is working with me on researching winter holidays of South American tribal peoples, has done a bit of marriage counseling and life coaching, makes sure my wife is taken care of on our anniversary/ birthday/ Christmas/ etc. , he cuts my hair, installed solar panals on my home, and is taking me to the coast tomorrow.
I love him.
...just observing from a distance...
seriously
Dave, you should try his italian soups…
...just observing from a distance...
by 3oo level fan on Jul 23, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
WWW
invented Al Gore
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#52
#5
#88
#25
by FrenchToast on Jul 23, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
haha nice
looks the rubberband is on the other claw now mr. gore!
by sammymohawk on Jul 23, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
very nice
Law of Logical Argument
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
by blacknoiseNW on Jul 23, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
WWW is better than Willie Wonka
because there is a golden ticket in every one of his candy bars
When reached 40 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
WWW
is really BP’s CEO
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
marty>babbitt
by thomasikehara on Jul 23, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
WWW directed a porno today
entitled, “Pauls’ Boutique” that had a plot that had something to do with bringing Chris Paul and Paul Allen together in some kinky yellow “Hummer” activity that climaxed with a ring (I got this via twitter and I’m not sure if there was a marriage or championship ring involved or just a stain).
Can anyone confirm this??
"I come to you now, at the turn of the tide." -- Brandon "Gandalf" Roy, April 24th, 2010
Tso is real, just not his chicken.
Disclaimer: everything I know about basketball I learned on Blazersedge.
you were thinking of
When reached 40 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
just had one of those moments where I realized why I haven't reached my full potential
10 minutes on that site. 10 minutes
wanderlust
in north Korea his alias is
Kim Jong IL
"I like whatever metric makes a Blazer look better." jonestr
Reporter: Four assists tonight too, Travis. You're starting to shed that idea that you're just a shooter. You're starting to pass the ball more too...
Travis: (Deadpans) Aw, I just got tired..
Wes is brokering a mega trade between Boston, New Orleans, Chicago and Portland...
that doesn’t include Chris Paul. Because he gets down like that.
wanderlust
and he was personally responsible for
that infamous 4th quarter, back in 2000
When reached 40 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
This is World Wide Wes' college application essay
I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.
I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.
Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I’m bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.
I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don’t perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.
I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.
But I have not yet gone to college.
by Norsktroll on Jul 23, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions 17 recs
That's Norsk's profile
on Match.com. Just replace “gone to college” with “found my dream girl” in the last sentence.
—Dave
by Dave on Jul 23, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions 8 recs
Its official.
Norsk is the most interesting man in the world. Get the man a contract.
Look Ma! I got a rec!
i thought that old guy on the dos eques (sic) beer commercials
He is/was the most interesting men…. I guess the TV lied to me. :(
by 1ofthe7 on Jul 24, 2010 7:08 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
rec
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
marty>babbitt
by thomasikehara on Jul 23, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Lol .. Norsk, you're not "supposed" to be so funny!
You’re supposed to be the serious guy who keeps mind blowing detailed charts of every Blazer who ever played.
ahh, i'm not even going to unrec this.
i’ve never seen it before, and this is why i love bedge.
It was first written by Hugh Gallagher in 1989, and won a 1990 Scholastic writing contest. He reported in an interview that he did send it to at least one college when he applied in ‘89
http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/sj/i-am-a-dynamic-figure/
wanderlust
But do you have bo staff skills?
"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden
by dario argento on Jul 24, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
On Wednesdays I go shopping and
have buttered scones for tea.
The Dude abides.
by BrewDude on Jul 24, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
WWW convinced Fox to cancel Firefly.
"this is portland…every little thing is blown out of proportion here" - Philthyanimal
But
he also convinced the producers to forsake their original choice for the plucky engineer: Ernest Borgnine. So it all evens out.
—Dave
If Wes is responsible for giving us Jewel Staite
Then all else just may be forgiven.
"this is portland…every little thing is blown out of proportion here" - Philthyanimal
truth.
"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden
by dario argento on Jul 24, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I loved the guy earlier today who said
it was WWW who got Santa his gig at the North Pole—now that’s classic
He probably also brought Paul Bunyan and Babe (the big blue ox) together
and if WWW was around back when Achilles was negotiating his contract? the hero of Argos could have insisted on both everlasting fame and bulletproof heels
When reached 40 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
WWW was representing Hector at the time,
which is why he stayed pretty till the last.
I’m fairly sure Achilles and Agamemnon were with LeGarie.
Stealth > Wealth
WWW persuaded Poseiden to allow Odysseus to return home to Ithaca
and he can barefoot water ski through Charybdis and Scylla while enjoying the Siren’s song, without need of a boat
When reached 40 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
That was me and I now have incontrovertible eveidence of the fact....given to me by riable inside sources..... ;-)
by LaMarvelous on Jul 23, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Forgive my spelling...I have been drinking...and it is all WWWes' fault....
he wrote the AC/DC song “Have a Drink on Me” and then dedicated it to me…..
by LaMarvelous on Jul 23, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions
No, Crazy Horse was with Wes
Custer and Geronimo were with LeGarie.
FWIW, G. Washington was with LeGarie for a while, but in the Free Agency shopping spree of 1777-78, Lafayette and and Baron von Steuben convinced Washington to fire LeGarie in a coup to concentrate the major players in the Revolutionary War.
by HailOden! on Jul 24, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
WWW shot the sheriff
AND the deputy.
He then convinced Bob Marley to admit to the sheriff part. A year later, Eric Clapton emerged admitting to the same crime as WWW figured if he created enough confusion in the situation, he would be able to slip away unnoticed.
(The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he doesn’t exist)
"OK, it's going to rain tomorrow. And there is going to be a Greenpeace meeting and hippies are going to be protesting" ~ The Buffet of Goodness on Portland
by Blazer on Jul 23, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I heard that The Stone just worte a song called ....
….Sympathy For Wes
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Jul 23, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
World Wide Wes is....
….Warren LeGarie’s hero
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
There were TWO gunmen on the grassy knoll????
"this is portland…every little thing is blown out of proportion here" - Philthyanimal
WWW's favorite radio host is john canzano
and fired kevin pritchard
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
marty>babbitt
he also talked Nike out of the ad slogan
“Let’s just sit around the house and type on a keyboard all night”
When reached 40 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
Wes invented boobs.
That is all.
Disclaimer: everything I know about basketball I learned on Blazersedge.
WHaaaaaat????? You mean I actually totally love something that WWWes did?????
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by LaMarvelous on Jul 23, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
WWW is the Dos Equis guy.
He once had an awkward moment just to see what it felt like.
"It doesn't matter. You got a team? Bring it." -J. Howard
he taught Chuck Norris how to be macho
When reached 40 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
the grass is greener on the other side of the fence
unless WWW has been there… in which case it is covered in blood, sweat and tears
"It doesn't matter. You got a team? Bring it." -J. Howard
no one messes with chuck norris...
not even WWW. I would watch my back for the next few lifetimes…chuck is coming for you.
go to google
and type “find chuck norris” then click I’m feeling lucky. That is the kind of magnitude chuck carries with him
World Wide Wes helped me smell like a man.
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by JuwanMVPHoward on Jul 23, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
WWW nepolean it would be a good idea to attack russia
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
marty>babbitt
World Wide Wes is the guy that cured Magic Johnson's HIV
It's time for Monster Rain!
by TheTinfoil on Jul 23, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
The three parts of the therapy are W, W and W
Disclaimer: everything I know about basketball I learned on Blazersedge.
and called it
the “3-way”
When reached 40 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
But he also showed HIV how to create AIDS
Disclaimer: everything I know about basketball I learned on Blazersedge.
WWW has the cure for cancer and aids and the common cold
but doesnt want to share it with the rest of the world
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
marty>babbitt
because he needs 3 cures to create the ultimate team.
"It doesn't matter. You got a team? Bring it." -J. Howard
WWW started the WWJD bracelets
They would have been WWWWWD bracelets but for a clerical error.
"this is portland…every little thing is blown out of proportion here" - Philthyanimal
TGIF I Guess...
Loved the post Dave. Something a bit different from you. I guess it’s because it’s Friday and Maybe you have a guet visiting… Mr. J. Daniels. Keep us posted with further intel please!
He was sober for 15 years.
Then he got a call from Worldwide Wes.
Disclaimer: everything I know about basketball I learned on Blazersedge.
In the early eighties, WWW convinced IBM that they shouldn't bother developing an operating system for personal computers
He then brokered the agreement between IBM and a small technology firm known as Micro-Soft.
by Corvid on Jul 23, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
WWW knows how many licks it takes
to reach the chocolate center of a tootsie pop
When reached 40 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
by two4larue on Jul 23, 2010 9:13 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
WWW made Ben hate the Blazers
OMG I just jizzed in my France
OMGrandpa
I made this point in another thread
But Wes is responsible for creating Blazersedge. If you don’t believe me, just look at the beginning of the URL.
Disclaimer: everything I know about basketball I learned on Blazersedge.
it was funnier the first time
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
marty>babbitt
by thomasikehara on Jul 23, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
That's why you shouldn't read so much.
It could still be funny now.
Disclaimer: everything I know about basketball I learned on Blazersedge.
fairly funny the second time
but humor is mainly in the surprise, after all
You can measure skill and talent with your eyes, but productivity is shown through statistics.
WWW discusses religion and politics on sports blogs
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
marty>babbitt
and convinces everyone that his worldview is infallible
When reached 40 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
WWW's worldview is infallible.
"I never learned from a man who agreed with me." - Robert A. Heinlein
World Wide Wes is the natural father of Anna Nicole's and Michael Jackson's kids.
It's time for Monster Rain!
World Wide Wes is the natural father of Anna Nicole and Michael Jackson.
"this is portland…every little thing is blown out of proportion here" - Philthyanimal
We have a new super hero, folks
Chuck Norris WWW uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris WWW is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris WWW.
Chuck Norris WWW CAN believe it’s not butter.
Chuck Norris WWW does not sleep. He waits.
When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris WWW.
When Chuck Norris WWW does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris WWW doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris WWW ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Chuck Norris WWW can touch MC Hammer
Chuck Norris WWW knows the last digit of pi.
Chuck Norris WWW can divide by zero.
Still on the Rex bandwagon.
WWW counted to infinity....twice.
"I never learned from a man who agreed with me." - Robert A. Heinlein
When WWW eats basketball soup
He poops LaWadeBoooooooooooooooooosh……
rec! rec! rec!
WWWes made me rec this three times.
by 1ofthe7 on Jul 24, 2010 7:28 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
WWW can eat just one chip
Lay’s paid him $10 million to never expose the truth
wanderlust
by gatajohn on Jul 23, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
which he declined
because he prints his own money
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
marty>babbitt
by thomasikehara on Jul 23, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
ahh man this is good
i’d like to thank dave and everyone for helping me realize life doesn’t revolve around ESPN’s trade checker.
wanderlust
WWWes invented the ESPN Trade Machine
The program post emails to his account and he reads them all looking for ideas
by LaMarvelous on Jul 23, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
the trade machine checks with WWW to see if trades are legal, there's no formula
the machine is just an satellite link to the chip in WWW’s brain
You can measure skill and talent with your eyes, but productivity is shown through statistics.
those missing socks in the dryer?
WWW knows where they all went
When reached 40 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
by two4larue on Jul 23, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
WWW drank Daniel Plainview's milkshake
"this is portland…every little thing is blown out of proportion here" - Philthyanimal
by GustyJ on Jul 23, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
realize
WWW makes all his loans in house
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
marty>babbitt
by thomasikehara on Jul 24, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
WWW invented hanging chads
Still on the Rex bandwagon.
by dan_the_man on Jul 23, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
WWW peforms audits on the IRS
When reached 40 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
by two4larue on Jul 23, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
When Bill Clinton won his first election
WWW gave Bill a lifetime supply of cigars.
Still on the Rex bandwagon.
cubans
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
marty>babbitt
by thomasikehara on Jul 23, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
WWW wove the crown of thorns
Law of Logical Argument
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
initially my Catholic upbringing made me cringe
but, wouldn’t that be a great name for a drink.
Crown Royal 2 shots
Splash of bitters
Fill with Green Tea
wanderlust
WWW wrote the series finale of Sienfeld
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
marty>babbitt
and encored with the finale for the Sopranos
Law of Logical Argument
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
by blacknoiseNW on Jul 23, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
he played the black out screen
wanderlust
by gatajohn on Jul 23, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Worldwide West wasn't only a successful shoe salesman, he once also scored 4 touchdowns in one game for Polk High
by Norsktroll on Jul 23, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
The moniker "World Wide Wes"
seems quaint and provincial to Martians, as they revere him too.
—Dave
by Dave on Jul 23, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
WWW wrote and directed the odd numbered star treks
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
marty>babbitt
i have only scene the first 7
and odds ones all sucked (3 was OK)
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
marty>babbitt
by thomasikehara on Jul 24, 2010 5:05 AM PDT up reply actions
WWW has spent quality tme
with the Loch Ness monster, space aliens, Jimmy Hoffa and Big Foot. All at the same party
When reached 40 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
WWW wrote Michael Jordan's hall of fame acceptance speech
Still on the Rex bandwagon.
by dan_the_man on Jul 23, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
This is hilarious.
If you let them make you, they'll make you into paper mache.
At a distance you're strong until the wind comes, then you'll crumble and blow away.
- Incubus
WWW introduced Ginger Baker, Jack Bruce, and Eric Clapton
Thus forming Cream. Around that time he met Pattie Boyd and decided to represent her in all of her romantic relationships, past, present and future.
Still on the Rex bandwagon.
He also wrote
“Sugar Sugar” for the Archies. They wrote all of the rest of their material themselves.
—Dave
That's pretty harsh, Dave
I wouldn’t feel comfortable blaming anyone for writing the rest of the Archies’ music.
Still on the Rex bandwagon.
Only because WWW put it there.
If you let them make you, they'll make you into paper mache.
At a distance you're strong until the wind comes, then you'll crumble and blow away.
- Incubus
when Sir Paul McCartney has writer's block
he calls on WWW for a fresh hook, or to help him finish up a line of lyrics
Stephen King and Dr. Seuss have also consulted with Wes, from time to time
When reached 40 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
WWW advises BP
Law of Logical Argument
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
and in his spare time
he heals the ocean floor in the Gulf of Mexico by mental telepathy
When reached 40 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
the oil spill was for his own amusement
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
marty>babbitt
by thomasikehara on Jul 23, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
because the NBA isn't a challenge anymore
You can measure skill and talent with your eyes, but productivity is shown through statistics.
WWW told barry bonds that it would be a good idea to use steroids
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
marty>babbitt
WWW gave him the roids, then told him it would be a good idea to lie
Law of Logical Argument
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
by blacknoiseNW on Jul 23, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
WWW told Isildur to keep the Ring
"this is portland…every little thing is blown out of proportion here" - Philthyanimal
by GustyJ on Jul 23, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
yes
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
marty>babbitt
by thomasikehara on Jul 23, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I hear
that when negotiations broke down with Aragorn WWW got Eowyn that lifetime contract with Faramir.
—Dave
I heard
that Saruman was going to stay in Isengard, but WWW convinced him to take his talents to Mordor and play with Sauron.
"this is portland…every little thing is blown out of proportion here" - Philthyanimal
WWW keeps a couple of Balrogs as pets
and made Smeagol forget all about his precious
When reached 40 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
WWW can use the ring against sauron
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
marty>babbitt
by thomasikehara on Jul 23, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
WWW knows where all the Ent-wives went
and taught Tom Bombadill all of his catchy tunes
When reached 40 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
by two4larue on Jul 23, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
and has better fireworks that gandalf
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
marty>babbitt
by thomasikehara on Jul 23, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
WWW is the reason MGM is delaying The Hobbit
"this is portland…every little thing is blown out of proportion here" - Philthyanimal
haha! Well done, sir! lol
Barrett: You are going to score 35 tonight.
Bayless: Ya think?
MB off by only four, my oh my.
by thenatural007 on Jul 23, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
so much win, ahahaha
You can measure skill and talent with your eyes, but productivity is shown through statistics.
WWW covered up the Roswell Incident
Law of Logical Argument
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
William Shakespeare was just a debt-ridden actor, waiting on tables at the local brew pub
until one night, WWW walked through the door
When reached 40 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
by two4larue on Jul 23, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
WWW inspired the all-male troupe
Law of Logical Argument
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
by blacknoiseNW on Jul 23, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
WWW
Wrote the third amendment.
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#52
#5
#88
#25
by FrenchToast on Jul 23, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
WWW stole the SODO MOJO
and sold it to Texas
Law of Logical Argument
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
by blacknoiseNW on Jul 23, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I heard the GOP hired WWW to do all of Palin's speech prep
As a way of getting back at McCain for years of being a “maverick.”
Still on the Rex bandwagon.
Maybe I'm as little confused
But who the hell is Worldwide Wes?
no one knows
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
marty>babbitt
by thomasikehara on Jul 23, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
You don't ask that question
He asks who are YOU.
—Dave
by Dave on Jul 23, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Truehoop
http://espn.go.com/blog/truehoop/tag/_/name/who-is-william-wesley
Note there are NINE PAGES of material there.
—Dave
WWW can smell what the Rock is cooking
"this is portland…every little thing is blown out of proportion here" - Philthyanimal
and he can melt the heart of Steve Austin with just a smile
When reached 40 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
WWW got Michael Cole his job.
"this is portland…every little thing is blown out of proportion here" - Philthyanimal
WWW was in the jake the snake's bag when Earthquake sat on it. And he survived!
It's time for Monster Rain!
WWW made WWF change it's name to WWE.
#52
by Mortimer on Jul 23, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
WWW wrote the email
Law of Logical Argument
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
and he told Pitt what's in the box.
"I never learned from a man who agreed with me." - Robert A. Heinlein
But Sally was thinking of him
in the deli.
—Dave
by Dave on Jul 23, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Whoah!
Where are the mods tonight?
Still on the Rex bandwagon.
by dan_the_man on Jul 23, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
WWW can live with woman
and without them
at the same time
When reached 40 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
by two4larue on Jul 23, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
hahahaha
can’t believe this one hasn’t got much notice
You can measure skill and talent with your eyes, but productivity is shown through statistics.
if WWW taught the storm troopers how to aim a gun
the Empire would have won
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
marty>babbitt
WWW could negotiate a truce
between the Jedi and the Sith
When reached 40 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
WWW remade Planet of the Apes
Law of Logical Argument
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
WWW is responsible for Megan Fox being seen
but not heard.
—Dave
by Dave on Jul 23, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
bless his heart
It's time for Monster Rain!
by TheTinfoil on Jul 23, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
WWW told Susyn Waldman that Roger Clemens was in George Steinbrenner's box
"this is portland…every little thing is blown out of proportion here" - Philthyanimal
he also got russia to sell us Alaska
"I like whatever metric makes a Blazer look better." jonestr
Reporter: Four assists tonight too, Travis. You're starting to shed that idea that you're just a shooter. You're starting to pass the ball more too...
Travis: (Deadpans) Aw, I just got tired..
Henry Abbott
had a full head of hair until he viewed WWW directly without averting his eyes.
—Dave
by Dave on Jul 23, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
WWW
was the only person that watched the MLB all star game
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
marty>babbitt
WWW went to the French doping lab
To tamper with Floyd Landis’ blood sample. WWW and Lance are buddies. He was just protecting his turf.
Still on the Rex bandwagon.
I hear
WWW devoted one of his dozen extra testicles so Lance would be OK after the surgery.
—Dave
by Dave on Jul 23, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions 2 recs
Everyone knows it's the missing testicle
That allowed Lance to keep winning. Think about all that weight savings. Not to mention the aerodynamics!
Still on the Rex bandwagon.
by dan_the_man on Jul 23, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
WWW has more living descendants than Genghis Kahn
but fewer than Shawn Kemp
When reached 40 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
Worldwide Wes knows where bin Laden is
but no one has bothered to ask.
by superfly05 on Jul 23, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
the power company pays WWW
the meter on the side of his house runs backwards
When reached 40 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
WWW
thought the jay leno show would work out
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
marty>babbitt
by thomasikehara on Jul 23, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
WWW advised Suzanne Sommers as well
Plus that lil’ Tattoo guy on Fantasy Island.
YOU HAVE TO DO WHAT IS RIGHT FOR YOUR FAMILY, he told them.
M—
#52
Little known fact:
WWW actually bought every Thighmaster that was ever sold. He crumbles them and eats them in his breakfast cereal.
—Dave
Hey, kinda looks like a Tony Gwynn medium fro, don't it
THIS IS GREAT NEWS, it cuts down the possible dads in at least half.
—M
#52
I'm telling my sister she was zinged not once but twice by a mysterious Nordic assassin!
It will tickle her funny bone.
#52
WWW pities Mr. T
When reached 40 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
WWW always listens to his parents.
"I never learned from a man who agreed with me." - Robert A. Heinlein
In Dogma, Salma Hayek claims responsibility as a muse for nine of the top 10 box office hits of all time, except for Home Alone
We have WWW to thank for that one.
"this is portland…every little thing is blown out of proportion here" - Philthyanimal
WWW owns a Chevy Silverado but gives away money instead of basketballs
"OK Kids! Who wants a basketball? That's why I love my Chevy Silverado."
WWW told Broadway Joe to guarantee a win
"this is portland…every little thing is blown out of proportion here" - Philthyanimal
Bobby Thomson's shot wasn't heard 'round the world
until Wes signed off on it
When reached 40 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
There will be a lockout next year
Because David Stern asked WWW what he would do for a Klondike bar.
Still on the Rex bandwagon.
by dan_the_man on Jul 23, 2010 10:14 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
WWW upside down is MMM, which is how he tastes.
#52
by Mortimer on Jul 23, 2010 10:15 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I'm surprised OCB isn't out of business yet
"this is portland…every little thing is blown out of proportion here" - Philthyanimal
And he froze the envelope in 1985
"this is portland…every little thing is blown out of proportion here" - Philthyanimal
Swimming pools spontaneously warm up
to prevent WWW from being affected by shrinkage.
—Dave
by Dave on Jul 23, 2010 10:17 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
The pool just gets bigger
Still on the Rex bandwagon.
by dan_the_man on Jul 23, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
WWW can alternate displacing and walking upon the water
he can also keep the swimming pool clean without the use of chemicals
When reached 40 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
Dang, you just made me laugh so loud I woke up the mister
Oh well, that’s what he gets for going to bed before midnight.
but makes guest appearances on animated series without being animated
trans dimensional people scare me
wanderlust
WWW reconciled relativity and quantum physics
Law of Logical Argument
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
and he's withhold the God Particle
Law of Logical Argument
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
by blacknoiseNW on Jul 23, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
WWW found the Higgs-Boson
using a rubber band for a particle accelerator
You can measure skill and talent with your eyes, but productivity is shown through statistics.
WWW introduced Wilt to the women he had been with
by 52therim on Jul 23, 2010 10:19 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
WWW wrote Gigli.
"this is portland…every little thing is blown out of proportion here" - Philthyanimal
Whoh, whoah, woah
Let’s not get mean.
Still on the Rex bandwagon.
by dan_the_man on Jul 23, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
then wrote the sequel
the tale that never was
When reached 40 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
WWW can only be found on the desert planet of Arrakis.
#52
by Mortimer on Jul 23, 2010 10:21 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
WWW can be two places at once
and he wrote the litany against fear
When reached 40 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
WWW must not fear.
WWW is the mind-killer.
WWW is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
WWW will face my fear.
WWW will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past WWW will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the WWW has gone there will be nothing.
Only WWW will remain
#52
WWW wrote the lethal joke
and knows the flight path of the European sparrow
When reached 40 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
WWW gave away the surprise ending in Ender's Game in all the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th printings.
It's time for Monster Rain!
WWW sets his alarm clock to a perpetual motion machine
Law of Logical Argument
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
WWW brokered the Comcast deal
"this is portland…every little thing is blown out of proportion here" - Philthyanimal
WWW pushed the Blackfish to season 2
Disclaimer: everything I know about basketball I learned on Blazersedge.
by pualo on Jul 23, 2010 10:28 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
rec
And he’s also the reason A Dance With Dragons will never be finished
"this is portland…every little thing is blown out of proportion here" - Philthyanimal
WWW made someone got my reference in under a minute
I’m suitably impressed.
Disclaimer: everything I know about basketball I learned on Blazersedge.
World Wide Wes ...
Taught James Naismith how to play jazz trumpet.
He once brokered a deal in kindergarten so that the French Teacher joined the Drama Teacher and the PE Teacher in a three-person team, leaving Wes to lead an unsupervised study group in hipness. In grade school he invented the three point line. In high school he merged the ABA, the NBA … AND the CIA. Wes did post-doc work in keepin’ it real.
Later, on a weekend vacation, he defeated Tina Turner in the Thunderdome and led the children through Bartertown. While in Bartertown he rewrote the Bartertown Collective Bargaining Agreement. In a zen retreat in the Himalayas he once taught Rasheed Wallace the spiritual underpinnings of how, exactly the ball don’t lie. His early experience as a shoe salesman taught him to one day lead the revolution against the machines. Uncle Wes is a great man. He taught us how to fight.
Yeah
I hear Wes was the one who convinced the ball to tell the truth.
—Dave
by Dave on Jul 23, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Nice one.
He taught the check to cut itself.
by HowlinJoeWolf on Jul 23, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
WWW didn't invent crack cocaine but he profited from the sale and manufacture of the drug
Not really that funny but it might be true.
—M
#52
WWW knows what was said in the 18 missing minutes of the Watergate tapes
Though it’s unclear if Nixon acted on his orders
when WWW tortured Bauer, Jack wet his pants and spilled the beans
When reached 40 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
This time you have gone too far!
"this is portland…every little thing is blown out of proportion here" - Philthyanimal
Bauer made the torture story up, because he wanted to talk
Law of Logical Argument
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
by blacknoiseNW on Jul 23, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
WWW can find the ark crate in the warehouse
(hint: it’s right next to the holy grail crate)
When reached 40 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
WWW can outlast Marion Ravenwood
in a rum drinking contest
When reached 40 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
And how to fly planes but not land them.
I hear WWW was also the guy who screamed the “Wilhelm Scream”
by HowlinJoeWolf on Jul 23, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
This is also why he refuses interviews. You can’t look directly at Wes and he’s just concerned about face melting. Only Henry Abbott has been pure of heart.
by HowlinJoeWolf on Jul 23, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Abbott was the penitent man who passed
A-Woj chose…poorly
When reached 40 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
are you sure he wasn't a Mary-Ann?
WWWes caused the SS minnow to crash and foiled all their attempts to be rescued. HE IS GILLIGAN!
by 1ofthe7 on Jul 24, 2010 7:57 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
WWW is a better PG than Paul. We could have traded for him but we couldn't make the salaries match
by 52therim on Jul 23, 2010 10:59 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
WWW is his own trade exception
and he can use the BAE every year, if he feels like it
When reached 40 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
WWW pushed the American continent in the way of India if you're coming from the East.
WWW calls corn “maise”.
#52
WWW can negotiate a corn maze
while blindfolded and inebriated
When reached 40 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
unfortunately, as he gets more inebriated, WWW's tolerance increases exponentially
Similar to how the mass of an object increases when its speed approaches c
You can measure skill and talent with your eyes, but productivity is shown through statistics.
WWW has a pet rainbow, and its pot of gold
Law of Logical Argument
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
WWW is the reason Blazersedge is the greatest fansite on the face of the earth.
He is secretly both Dave and Ben.
Look Ma! I got a rec!
WWW set all of One-Eyed Willie's booby traps
"this is portland…every little thing is blown out of proportion here" - Philthyanimal
and he knew that Darth Vader was Luke's father
even before George Lucas did
When reached 40 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
Hmm, I wonder if they all took less money
to play on the same team?
When reached 40 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
He also beat Sir Isaac Newton and Liebniz in a bar fight, in an argument about the physics of pick and roll defense.
by HowlinJoeWolf on Jul 23, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
The WWW we know is actually a body double hired in 1983 to avoid assassination
The real WWW lives in a Vegas hotel room and loves The Price is Right.
#52
Isn't he that guy that built the Spuce Goose???
by LaMarvelous on Jul 23, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions
WWW told Howard Hughes to go for it and open up the throttle
that was after he consulted with the Wright brothers about expanding their bicycle business
Galileo, da Vinci and Edison also give Wes serious props for his inspiration and innovation
When reached 40 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
WWW knows what came first -
the chicken or the egg
Law of Logical Argument
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
WWW is scrappy and can do some things
and you can’t get any better than that
When reached 40 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
WWW knows how Jose Jalapeno got on the stick
"this is portland…every little thing is blown out of proportion here" - Philthyanimal
It takes mere seconds for distant stars hundreds of lightyears away to witness WWW's star power.
#52
Careful! Are you saying WWW is a black hole?
That could offend him and he’ll blast you with the laser beams he shoots out of his… eyes.
by 52therim on Jul 23, 2010 11:07 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
WWW
Is going to live till 2013.
Silent Swagger.
by 420Phenom on Jul 23, 2010 10:43 PM PDT reply actions 4 recs
Worldwide Wes taught the Vikings how to pillage.
Unfortunately, he didn’t teach Adrian Peterson the importance of Ball Security.
Look Ma! I got a rec!
or Brett Favre to tuck in in and hobble forward a few more yards
When reached 40 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
The answer to life, the universe, and everything is, as we all know, 42.
WWW knows what the question is.
"this is portland…every little thing is blown out of proportion here" - Philthyanimal
www new that there should be a 3 point line in the 40's
"I like whatever metric makes a Blazer look better." jonestr
Reporter: Four assists tonight too, Travis. You're starting to shed that idea that you're just a shooter. You're starting to pass the ball more too...
Travis: (Deadpans) Aw, I just got tired..
the refs give www 4 points for basket
"I like whatever metric makes a Blazer look better." jonestr
Reporter: Four assists tonight too, Travis. You're starting to shed that idea that you're just a shooter. You're starting to pass the ball more too...
Travis: (Deadpans) Aw, I just got tired..
I'm pretty sure
they had to reduce his baskets down to one-googleth of a point. He was winning every game otherwise.
—Dave
WWWes blacked out all the "W's" on the White House keyboards before Bush came to office.
Hence all the extra W’s in his name.
Heck, I think his real name is George WWWes Bush.
by 1ofthe7 on Jul 24, 2010 8:09 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
WWW is such a kind person, that he is going to find me a job when I move to Portland next month.
Accepting the position as Cho’s “assistant”. I’ll do anything for money.
Look Ma! I got a rec!
WWW is responsible for Forrest Gump and A Beautiful Mind winning Best Picture
"this is portland…every little thing is blown out of proportion here" - Philthyanimal
All the same, I hear he’s passenger 57 on every airline flight.
And taught Wesley Snipes both karate and how to love his mother.
by HowlinJoeWolf on Jul 23, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
When Angelina gets too old for him
Brad Pitt is going to go after Worldwide Wes. But there’s no way WWW dates a two-time loser.
—Dave
WWW can prevent the Terminator from coming back
he can also prevent Neo from being the One
When reached 40 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
he also gave Mozart, Bach and Beethoven their first music lessons
When reached 40 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
Can WWW help Mel Gibson get another movie gig or is that beyond his powers?
by 52therim on Jul 23, 2010 11:22 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
he's working on an infomercial
for the ad council
When reached 40 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
www told lewis and clark were to go
"I like whatever metric makes a Blazer look better." jonestr
Reporter: Four assists tonight too, Travis. You're starting to shed that idea that you're just a shooter. You're starting to pass the ball more too...
Travis: (Deadpans) Aw, I just got tired..
WWW tried to think of six impossible things before breakfast
but impossible isn’t in his dictionary
Law of Logical Argument
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
WWW came up with a fourth primary color
and first discovered the flatted 13th note while dinking around on a piano
When reached 40 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
while on a lunch break from the piano he casually discovered the 5th flavor, “umami”…..
by HowlinJoeWolf on Jul 23, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions
www tells the wind were to blow
"I like whatever metric makes a Blazer look better." jonestr
Reporter: Four assists tonight too, Travis. You're starting to shed that idea that you're just a shooter. You're starting to pass the ball more too...
Travis: (Deadpans) Aw, I just got tired..
www is the butterfly effect
"I like whatever metric makes a Blazer look better." jonestr
Reporter: Four assists tonight too, Travis. You're starting to shed that idea that you're just a shooter. You're starting to pass the ball more too...
Travis: (Deadpans) Aw, I just got tired..
WWW could gather moss on a rolling stone
he is more certain than even death, or taxes
When reached 40 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
www found the northwest passage
"I like whatever metric makes a Blazer look better." jonestr
Reporter: Four assists tonight too, Travis. You're starting to shed that idea that you're just a shooter. You're starting to pass the ball more too...
Travis: (Deadpans) Aw, I just got tired..
WWW negotiated the contracts for every Knight of the Round Table.
He also helped Arthur pull the sword from the stone.
Look Ma! I got a rec!
got to Queen Guienevere before sir lancelot
"I like whatever metric makes a Blazer look better." jonestr
Reporter: Four assists tonight too, Travis. You're starting to shed that idea that you're just a shooter. You're starting to pass the ball more too...
Travis: (Deadpans) Aw, I just got tired..
WWW first told Merlin the legend of Atlantis
and he has all of the mysteries from the scrolls in the library at Alexandria committed to memory
When reached 40 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
WWW survives on every page of a Choose Your Own Adventure book.
"this is portland…every little thing is blown out of proportion here" - Philthyanimal
by GustyJ on Jul 23, 2010 10:57 PM PDT reply actions 5 recs
That deaf, dumb and blind kid
says that WWW is the real pinball wizard
using sign language that Wes taught to him (and Helen Keller)
When reached 40 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
www forgot to say it in the form of a question
but Alex let it slide.
by Name's Ash on Jul 23, 2010 11:01 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
WWW gave Merv Griffin the original idea for Jeopardy
and wrote the Final Jeopardy theme song
When reached 40 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
WWW can give Mike a toothache, and heal it, at will
When reached 40 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
www is the The Divine Proportion
"I like whatever metric makes a Blazer look better." jonestr
Reporter: Four assists tonight too, Travis. You're starting to shed that idea that you're just a shooter. You're starting to pass the ball more too...
Travis: (Deadpans) Aw, I just got tired..
www and that movie taught me how to play pool
"I like whatever metric makes a Blazer look better." jonestr
Reporter: Four assists tonight too, Travis. You're starting to shed that idea that you're just a shooter. You're starting to pass the ball more too...
Travis: (Deadpans) Aw, I just got tired..
did you have to watch the one
on chief joseph to?
"I like whatever metric makes a Blazer look better." jonestr
Reporter: Four assists tonight too, Travis. You're starting to shed that idea that you're just a shooter. You're starting to pass the ball more too...
Travis: (Deadpans) Aw, I just got tired..
Yup
And the one where the monkeys all crashed their bikes and got killed because they weren’t following safety rules. That movie will cure you of EVER riding a bike into a tunnel.
—Dave
from wiki on donald in mathmagic land
Despite this being a mathematics educational film, a character incorrectly recites the value of the mathematical constant pi. The character states, “Pi is equal to 3.141592653589747, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera”. The correct value of pi (to the same number of digits) is actually 3.141592653589793. but WWW knew that
"I like whatever metric makes a Blazer look better." jonestr
Reporter: Four assists tonight too, Travis. You're starting to shed that idea that you're just a shooter. You're starting to pass the ball more too...
Travis: (Deadpans) Aw, I just got tired..
WWW knows the last digit of pi
Still on the Rex bandwagon.
by dan_the_man on Jul 23, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions
wow, has everyone seen that?
one of my freshman year college math teachers showed it to us
You can measure skill and talent with your eyes, but productivity is shown through statistics.
Conjunction Junction
learned how to function from WWW
When reached 40 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
by two4larue on Jul 23, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
thanks Dave, this was fun
Though I understand that WWW gave you the idea for this post.
"this is portland…every little thing is blown out of proportion here" - Philthyanimal
Thanks for stealing my thunder, Dave
I was just thinking about doing a Chuck Norris vs Cho sequel after he completed his first mega deal, but this is hilarious!!!
You are a truely gifted writer and I want to thank you and your team for all the time and effort that you put into this blog……
WWW sees the green flash just after sunset every night
Still on the Rex bandwagon.
by dan_the_man on Jul 23, 2010 11:06 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
www can call captian jack sparrow
just jack
"I like whatever metric makes a Blazer look better." jonestr
Reporter: Four assists tonight too, Travis. You're starting to shed that idea that you're just a shooter. You're starting to pass the ball more too...
Travis: (Deadpans) Aw, I just got tired..
by farmboy on Jul 23, 2010 11:10 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
WWW wrote the pirate code and knows all the guidelines
he was the original skipper of the Flying Dutchman, and he keeps Will’s missus warm at night while Turner is at sea
When reached 40 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
World Wide Wes...
does not have the droids you’re looking for. Move along.
by JelaniGNatural on Jul 23, 2010 11:15 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
WWW was the only member of GI Joe
To know the other half of the battle.
Still on the Rex bandwagon.
by dan_the_man on Jul 23, 2010 11:15 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
WWW is the one tin soldier that rode away
When reached 40 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
rec'ed
"I like whatever metric makes a Blazer look better." jonestr
Reporter: Four assists tonight too, Travis. You're starting to shed that idea that you're just a shooter. You're starting to pass the ball more too...
Travis: (Deadpans) Aw, I just got tired..
one of my all time favorite movies
"I like whatever metric makes a Blazer look better." jonestr
Reporter: Four assists tonight too, Travis. You're starting to shed that idea that you're just a shooter. You're starting to pass the ball more too...
Travis: (Deadpans) Aw, I just got tired..
no I don't
"I like whatever metric makes a Blazer look better." jonestr
Reporter: Four assists tonight too, Travis. You're starting to shed that idea that you're just a shooter. You're starting to pass the ball more too...
Travis: (Deadpans) Aw, I just got tired..
mr. herman !!!!!
are you kinding me
"I like whatever metric makes a Blazer look better." jonestr
Reporter: Four assists tonight too, Travis. You're starting to shed that idea that you're just a shooter. You're starting to pass the ball more too...
Travis: (Deadpans) Aw, I just got tired..
J,K. Rowling
called her character Harry Kettle it WWW changed it
"I like whatever metric makes a Blazer look better." jonestr
Reporter: Four assists tonight too, Travis. You're starting to shed that idea that you're just a shooter. You're starting to pass the ball more too...
Travis: (Deadpans) Aw, I just got tired..
if www
took over Nakatomi plaza. John McClane would have stood a chance
"I like whatever metric makes a Blazer look better." jonestr
Reporter: Four assists tonight too, Travis. You're starting to shed that idea that you're just a shooter. You're starting to pass the ball more too...
Travis: (Deadpans) Aw, I just got tired..
When WWW's crazy gadget-obsessed inspector uncle was on a case
Wes used to follow him around and dress in child’s drag to keep him out of trouble.
Still on the Rex bandwagon.
WWW created perfect crime scenes that Sherlock Holmes could not solve
and routinely defeated Perry Mason in the courtroom
When reached 40 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
Speed Racer eats WWW's dust
When reached 40 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
Dave, he saved you $100 million
I was all set to marry a statuesque, blonde Swedish nanny until Worldwide Wes stepped in and brokered a deal for me to marry my current wife. I think the nanny married some other guy, though they’ve reportedly hit the rocks.
WWW created 7 horcuxes
He hid them in:
Lebron James
Dwyane Wade
Chris Bosh
Chris Paul
Tom Thibodeau
Rich Cho
.
.
.
And, of course…
Dave Deckard
Still on the Rex bandwagon.
by dan_the_man on Jul 23, 2010 11:33 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
That’s “horcruxes”
Still on the Rex bandwagon.
by dan_the_man on Jul 23, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions
WWW taught Calgon the "ancient Chinese secret"
When reached 40 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
and one more before I go to bed
WWW is the first Dark Knight
"I like whatever metric makes a Blazer look better." jonestr
Reporter: Four assists tonight too, Travis. You're starting to shed that idea that you're just a shooter. You're starting to pass the ball more too...
Travis: (Deadpans) Aw, I just got tired..
WWW is Bruce Wayne's financial advisor
and he taught the Green Hornet the secret of how to start a car that had been suspended upside-down, for days
When reached 40 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
Dave is WWW
and BE is the toy he plays with.
WWW understands that the only true championship is the one that is conquered while battling goliaths on the way. This is why he has placed the titans in Miami. When the Blazers rise to meet their true calling as champions of the NBA, it will be an epic battle that will be told throughout history as one of the greatest accomplishments ever. He doesnt want to have the best talent all in one place… noooooo… he wants to be the one who orchestrated the modern day David and Goliath story.
Ok yeah… wishful thinking.
But Dave is WWW and he uses BE to toy with us all.
"OK, it's going to rain tomorrow. And there is going to be a Greenpeace meeting and hippies are going to be protesting" ~ The Buffet of Goodness on Portland
WWW taught Fonzie how to jump the shark
When reached 40 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
Just before WWWes calls a GM he want to coerce, he starts chanting an Ancient Forbidden Evil Gregorian Chant...
“Owa Tager Kiam” and he chants it over and over, faster and faster for 5 minutes and it invokes the demons that enable him to force his will upon any GM.
In Russia, World Wide Wes has a catchy three-letter name for you!
facebook.com/year5000
by Y5k on Jul 24, 2010 12:38 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
LOL! Rec like crazy.
"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden
by dario argento on Jul 24, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm obviously late to this thread
but now it can be revealed.
WWW uses “jscot” as his screen name on SBNation.
Steve Blake must have been really, really angry that we traded him.
#10 #52
www is everyone on bedge
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
marty>babbitt
by thomasikehara on Jul 24, 2010 5:00 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm WWW!
crap.
You can measure skill and talent with your eyes, but productivity is shown through statistics.
WWW wrote the songs that make the whole world sing
and he makes them simple, to last a whole life long
When reached 40 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
WWW is so vain
This song is actually about him.
Still on the Rex bandwagon.
by dan_the_man on Jul 24, 2010 7:42 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
hahahahah rec
You can measure skill and talent with your eyes, but productivity is shown through statistics.
WWW got Adrian his gig at yahoo sports
and he is the unnamed source behind all of Woj’s inside info
When reached 40 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
by two4larue on Jul 24, 2010 1:21 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
WWW must have been distracted back in '77
either that, or no amount of coaching could help George McGinnis discover his missing jump shot
When reached 40 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
WWW messes around with Jim
and tugs on Superman’s cape
and spits into the wind
and pulls the mask off that old Lone Ranger
When reached 40 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
WWW gets duty free prices
in regular stores
Our World Wide Wes who art in Heaven, hallowed be thy name...
I was born in '52, and I believe in #52. Hang in there, GO.
You too, Przy: everyone knows you're the heart & soul of the Blazers.
the ice age happened
because WWW left the freezer open
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
marty>babbitt
WWW can teach size
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
marty>babbitt
by thomasikehara on Jul 24, 2010 5:04 AM PDT reply actions 4 recs
WWW knows how the universe began
but he enjoys the bickering between atheists and religious fold
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
marty>babbitt
WWW can mix beer and wine
and he can mix oil and water
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
marty>babbitt
WWW invented, yes, the world wide web or www. Pretty clear he did.
"It's not whether you win or lose, it's whether you win."
WWW eats pieces of [poop] like you for breakfast
WWW eats pieces of [poop]?
.
.
.
…No
Still on the Rex bandwagon.
Oh God...when does basketball season start?
Can’t handle another thread like this or a another CP3 scenario
back in the 90s...
During the Clinton administration young Allen Iverson called me, as he often did in those days, to say that he was tired of playing for Mr. Larry Brown. He told me “don’t like the offense, don’t like his defense, and the cocktail weenies in the locker room aren’t particularly fresh…” He was quite disgruntled for a young basketball player.
So I urged Allen to “Cease your silly complaining now, and return to Coach Brown’s workout session”. But Allen was not understanding me and not responding to my counsel.
Then this so called “Worldwide Wes” character steps in and says “Stop yo bitchin’ and get your ass back to practice”. Apparently he has been quite an influence on young Allen ever since.
Since then Wes has become quite popular with coaches around the league, and they’ve stopped calling me in to work closely with player communications. My sank into depression and now live day-to-day, looking forward to posting comments to Blazersedge.
I went to college with www
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington mid term chemistry exam. The answer by WWW was so “profound” that i had to share it here .The bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic{gives off heat} or endothermic{absorbs heat}?
most of the students including myself wrote proofs using boyles law{gas gives off heat when it expands and heats when it is compressed} or some variant. WWW wrote the following.
First ,we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time.So we need to Know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think we can safely say that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave.Therefore, no souls are leaving.As for how many souls are entering hell, lets look at the different religions that exist in the world today.Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to hell. Since there are more than one of these , and people do not belong to more than one,we can project that all souls go to hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because boyle`s law states that in order for the temp. and pressure in hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionatly as souls are added.
This give two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temp. and pressure in hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. if Hell is Expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temp. and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Theresa during my freshman year that " it will be a cold day in Hell before i sleep with you"and take into account the fact that i slept with her last night, then #2 must be true, and thus i am sure that Hell is exothermic and already has frozen over.
the corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and therefore is extinct…..leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a devine being. Which explains why , last night, Theresa kept shouting “oh my God !!!!!!”
WWW recieved the only “A” in the class , no wonder his exploits are legendary!!!!!!!!!!
WWW 3 hour tours last for 3 hours
When reached 40 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
WWW eliminated lobbyists from Washington...
except for himself, of course…
I wish.. an Executive Order
to bar the profession of lobbyist from the land.
Nobody can be paid money for a job that in any way attempts to influence a congressional vote.
Legislators face impeachment for being seen talking with a soon-to-berare lobbyist.
My sources tell me
Worldwide Wes can charm a Cobra using a mouthharp.
Worldwide Wes has been instrumental in the development of a mens cologne based on his naturally secreted pheromones. This cologne is so powerful it has been banned by Islam as it can reportedly cause a woman to rip off her hijab and start “shaking it” for dollar bills.
Worldwide Wes viewed Avatar using 3D contact lenses.
In a test of their system E-Harmony tried to match Wordwide Wes using 29 layers of compatibility but failed horribly. Worldwide Wes can not be told who to date.
When a child, Worldwide Wes spent a summer running from a homicidal robot sent from the future to kill him. He ultimately was able to convince this robot to give up it’s pursuit and enter politics.
Worldwide Wes calls the radio program Coast to Coast and identifies himself as “Benny from Queens”….usually this is followed by a diatribe about the dangers of flouridated water. (This is done solely for the personal amusement of Worldwide Wes, who has a personal sense of humor so unique it has been studied by major universities.)
Worldwide Wes’s only admitted public failure was not even making through the introductory round of “Wanted Adventure Host”. However in retrospect he has no regrets and considers himself lucky to of not been involved with the project.
Worldwide Wes drives a modified Toyota Prius capable of reaching speeds of 200 miles per hour, and running on a combination of Battery Power and Tap Water.
Worldwide Wes once reportedly told Ron Popeil that nobody wanted or needed an in the shell egg scrambler BUT he would let him borrow his collapsible portable fishing pole.
My sources are often wrong.
"Mother Nature started this fight, I think it's about time we ended it!"
In a test of their system E-Harmony tried to match Wordwide Wes using 29 layers of compatibility but failed horribly. Worldwide Wes can not be told who to date
WWW is ideally compatible with every profile that eHarmony has ever tested
When reached 40 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
I was once attacked by the Abominable Snowman and WWW came to the rescue and fought the beast off, throwing it off of a cliff. As I rose to my feet, still dazed I looked up at my savior only to find him brokering a deal (because as you all know there is a worldwide union of monsters, paid per news article written about possible sighting and attacks) to help the crazed monster win future monster championships. Only he would have to earn less money for those future attacks to have a higher chance to win the world monster championships. He would also have to team up with other unexplained creatures. Because of that fateful day the Abominable Snowman, Bigfoot, and Little Green Men are a huge threat to every ones safety. The Weekly World News writers and Miami, where this peculiar yet ferocious amalgamation of skills reside, seem to be the only people happy about the merger.
Damn the Blazers. Damn them to hell. - 'The Sports Guy' Bill Simmons
by doublezeroduck on Jul 24, 2010 10:03 AM PDT reply actions
www wil provide obama with the knowledge of how to
solve the healthcare issue..
Will when this thread end?
When WWW tells Dave to end it of course. The awesome thing is Dave will not even realize that WWW has told him to do so…
This is the thread that never ends, it just goes on and on my friend.
Dave started it not knowing what it was and WWWes is causing us to continue it forever just because……..
This is the thread that never ends, it just goes on and on my friend.
Dave started it not knowing what it was and WWWes is causing us to continue it forever just because……..
by LaMarvelous on Jul 24, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
WWW can be the topic of a meaningless forum thread.......
And get over 600 meaningless responese in 12 hours
_________________________________________
If "It's Only a Game", then why do we keep score?
WWW craps bigger than you.
"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden
WWW
can speak sign language with only his mouth
"Good, Better, Best, never let it rest until your good is your better and your better is your best." Tim Duncan
WWW taught Jimi Hendrix how to play guitar
Robert Johnson sold his soul to WWW.
WWW wrote Catcher in the Rye.
WWW broke up the Beatles.
WWW brokered Sammy Hagar’s deal with Van Halen, then convinced him to leave.
WWW was the pilot of Lynyrd Skynyrd’s plane.
WWW introduced Jimmy Page to Robert Plant.
WWW knows that Elvis, Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison, Michael Jackson, and Kurt Cobain are still alive…because he is all of them.
by HailOden! on Jul 24, 2010 12:19 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
WWW once got a woman pregnant..
and they made a movie about it called Rosemary’s Baby
"Good, Better, Best, never let it rest until your good is your better and your better is your best." Tim Duncan
Kenny Vance???
How by taking him to an all you can eat and drink buffet?
by LaMarvelous on Jul 24, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
When you type "world wide" in google search...
web is second behind Wes.
HOLY CRAP IT ACTUALLY IS
mind = blown
You can measure skill and talent with your eyes, but productivity is shown through statistics.
www door to door salesmen
When WWW was a door to door bathtub salesmen.. He sold me a tub that fell apart after the first shower..
WWW is so sharp
he can sell 2 automatic milking machines to a farmer with one cow, and then take the cow as a down payment
(that one never gets old)
When reached 40 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
You sass that hoopy WWW?
There’s a frood who knows where his towel’s at.
Stealth > Wealth
by 500dogs on Jul 24, 2010 3:53 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
rec rec rec
well done
"this is portland…every little thing is blown out of proportion here" - Philthyanimal
if WWW played catcher for the mariners
they would have on 121 games this year
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
marty>babbitt
WWW sold his mother!!!!
WWW sold his mother to a Medical Research Center that is testing experimental drugs. The “reported goal” of this research is to enhance athletic performance while making them more controllable by WWW.. Results so far are are a much lower IQ in athletes under WWW control, along with them developing a herd mentality…
WWW is why Family Guy sucked last season
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
marty>babbitt
Www put
Captain pike in his chair but gave him the blinking light out of the kindness in chriss’ heart
by doomsdaymachine on Jul 24, 2010 4:52 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Breaking!
According to WWW Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead. WWW could bring him back to life but apparently his crossover dribble sucks.
WWW responsible for the break-up of ABBA
All those broken-hearted kids in Europe…all the fault of WWW.
“Dancing Queen” never to be heard again.
Keep Portland Weird.
One of your best posts, Dave
Wish I’d thought of it first. Perfect.
I was born in '52, and I believe in #52. Hang in there, GO.
You too, Przy: everyone knows you're the heart & soul of the Blazers.
by hurryup09 on Jul 24, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
WWW is Elmer J Fudd, millionaire. He owns a mansion and a yacht.
facebook.com/year5000
by Y5k on Jul 24, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
WWW can record basketball games without the expresses written concent of the NBA
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
marty>babbitt
by thomasikehara on Jul 24, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Or a TiVo
He just presses a button and the teams replay the entire game in his living room live.
—Dave
replay the game live?
could we do that with game 7 of the ’00 conference finals
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
marty>babbitt
by thomasikehara on Jul 24, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
WWW is allowed to post illegal steaming links and pictures in gameday threads
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
marty>babbitt
WWW has all the pens
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
marty>babbitt
by thomasikehara on Jul 24, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
WWW hangs out with Amelia Earhart on a regular basis.
You can measure skill and talent with your eyes, but productivity is shown through statistics.
WWW's cats don't land on their feet.
You can measure skill and talent with your eyes, but productivity is shown through statistics.
WWW introduced Kelly to Zack
"this is portland…every little thing is blown out of proportion here" - Philthyanimal
WWW invented the vuvuzela
"this is portland…every little thing is blown out of proportion here" - Philthyanimal
and can play Beethoven on the thing.
facebook.com/year5000
by Y5k on Jul 24, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Vulcan Mind Meld
WWWes is the only species on which the Vulcan Mind Meld has registered a negative sharing experience.. Even with Vulcans with very advanced mental abilities..
There are no known positive intimate encounters with WWes, mental or physical, anywhere in the universe.
WWWes clientele of NBA players, coaches and GMs operate as a Borg Collective, were no single individual exists, with the exception of the Borg Queen, WWWes.
WWW is going to deliver CP3 to Portland
And we are all going to love him for it.
"I don't feel like I'm going to be happy or complete until I'm an All-Star. My favorite example is that it took Chauncey six, seven years. And Chauncey's been a mentor for me, and I've learned a lot from him in these last couple years. So, people can say what they want, but I'll get the last laugh. " - Bayless
by StuckeyDuck on Jul 24, 2010 11:17 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
WWW
Invented 90s music.
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#52
#5
#88
#25
He gave me something that I only disclose to my wife and my urologist
Still on the Rex bandwagon.
by dan_the_man on Jul 24, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions
WWW is allowed to say Macbeth backstage
"this is portland…every little thing is blown out of proportion here" - Philthyanimal
by GustyJ on Jul 24, 2010 11:35 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
WWW relieved all of PDX from Rebecca Haarlow's awful commentary.
Thanks, Wes.
Posterizing Pau since 2008...
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