Blog Batum – "I would have taken Evan Turner 1st"
http://basketsession.com/blog-batum-jaurais-pris-evan-turner-en-1er/
I won't be able to translate the latest blog from Batum it but I can sum it up.
- He's learnt about Kevin Pritchard being fired just before the draft. It's sad because he's the one who made him come to Portland. He wishes him the best and he's sure he'll find work easily.
- He followed the draft with trainers, the intendant, video people and a few other people from the staff in a room close to the managers office. He's followed the NCAA this year and he liked the draft, it was homogenous.
- He would have picked Evan Turner as a 1st choice. He doesn't really know why but he prefers him to John Wall, he prefers to see him play, he loves his game. It's clean he scores 20 pts but also has 6 assists while he's a 2. He was the best scorer of his conference and best passer. And he wonders what they'll do with Arenas now they have John Wall.
- He would have put Wall to Philadelphia. Washington could have given a 2nd chance well a 15th chance... to Arenas who's still a big player and have Turner as the 2. And in Philly, they have a guard problem, no 2 or 3, so it would have been more logical. But that's just an opinion.
- Noone in the staff agrees with him, they all repeat what they've heard on TV that he was Magic Johnson in the body of Gary Payton… But he still likes John Wall, he's really good. The only thing he doesn't like about him is his commercial, the one for Reebok.
- A few picks surprised him, like Hayward in 9. He thought he would be 15th or more. And he wondered why New Jersey took Favors if they really wanted to bring Boozer or another 4. To prepare the future probably. He tought they would pick Wesley Johnson. They would have had Devin Harris, Courtney Lee, Johnson, that sounded nice.
- So his personnal mock draft was Turner, Wall and Johnson for the first 3 spots. He didn't have Favors in his first 6. He has a real body, he's very interesting and has a big potential but he wouldn't see him this high. He hopes he will prove him wrong but anyways he probably doesn't give a damn about Batum's opinion and he's right !
- He's met Kevin Seraphin after the Adidas Eurocamp, he's eaten with him on sunday. He told him how the draft was running and they chatted. He thinks he has the mindset to make it. And he has the body. Apparently, he was weighted 280 pounds and 9% of fat mass. Bigs with these figures aren't common. You have to take the opportunity when there's one.
- He's stopped watching the draft after Kévin Seraphin. When he left he was told Webster was traded for Ryan Gomes. In his previous blog post he said McMillan told him he was counting on Batum to be more dominant in the 5 so he thinks the trade is going the same way.
- By the way Portland got 2 guards and got Babbitt. He plans to give him the french translation of his name [in french Babbitt sounds like "low cock" or like "my cock"] It's a shameful name but he has to tell him. He remembers he had a lot of fun with Alexis Ajinça [who was drafted the same year as him] about Hasheem Thabeet's name [Thabeet means"your cock" in french]. It's in the same vein of the wordplay contests he had with Ali Traoré last year [in the France team]. Alexis and him were asking him " You assume Thabeet ? ". They didn't explain the joke to him but he's translated it to O.J. Mayo so he must have told him. So the next time they play each other Thabeet will block him 15 times when Batum goes in the paint against him. You're going to see it in the stats for Memphis-Portland : Hasheem Thabeet 8 blocks, Batum 8 blocks against…
- But well Babbitt will have several mandatory jokes, plus he's a rookie. When he saw Babbitt to Portland he told himself " You can't do that to me. You're lucky Alexis Ajinça isn't with me. " But he really was hoping Kevin would come to Portland. Everybody in Portland was really behind him, but Portland only had the 22nd pick.
almost 2 years ago
chuky
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Looks like we've got a new nickname for Babbitt :)
"Nicolas! You're the strongest boy in the world!"
by ericking on Jun 30, 2010 10:44 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
thats funny!
counting on Batum to be more dominant in the 5
does this mean Nate wants Batum to play more minutes with the starting 5?
the 5th option is still an offensive option...
"There are a few teams you have to watch out for in the fourth quarter."
"Yeah, but Portland definitely is not one of them."
-New Orleans Hornets broadcasters at the end of the third quarter with the Hornets leading 74-59. Portland later ends up winning 97-89.
"They don't mind him shooting that shot at all. Rudy Fernandez is not that great of a 3pt shooter."
-New Orleans Hornets broadcasters right after a Rudy Fernandez missed 3pter. Rudy Fernandez finished the game with three 3pters on six attempts.
by Tofu Anonymous on Jun 30, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
Thats good news
I couldnt stand watching Nash guard him. I was thinking damn give it to Batum in the post.
by Kaanyr Vhok on Jun 30, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Apparently everything means cock in French
Disclaimer: everything I know about basketball I learned on Blazersedge.
by pualo on Jun 30, 2010 10:55 AM PDT reply actions 9 recs
I've been told that my name in Spanish is quite entertaining.
I guess the “Sh” sound is not part of the Spanish language. So if Spanish is your native language, you probably prounounce my name Chon. Evidently, that means or is slang for ladies underwear. That’s what I’ve been told anyway. I’ve never done any research, but I have been laughed at by a few people when I told them my name.
It depends on what dialect of Spanish is being said
The southern part of South America has a “sh” sound but it’s very light. They don’t use it like we do cause there are very few words with the h following the s. They make the “sh” sound when they say the double L words like llamo and stuff. So it sound like “shamo” but it’s a very light “sh”.
more like jh
Please, for the love of all that is holy, please stop using the following: "Book it.", "FTW", "Epic" & "Fail".
...no seriously--stop.
It's the "-bitt" and "-beet" endings
Thabeet and Babbitt kinda rhyme when you say them with a phony French accent…
“Bah-BEET!”
Well, tt is the national bird.
In Bayless I trust.
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come on, so untrue....
on another note,
T’habites ou???
Ati toi, fumier de lapin...
by kidiblaze on Jun 30, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Kevin Seraphin
Should have been the pick over Babbit, I wanted him since I saw him play at Hoop Summit, hopefully we can pick him up for Rudy from Chicago.
Aldridge is overpaid.
by IndustrialRevolution on Jun 30, 2010 11:03 AM PDT reply actions
Either way
Rudy to Washington-hah
Aldridge is overpaid.
by IndustrialRevolution on Jun 30, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Hopefully Nic isn't applying for the GM spot
My favorite line
in Philly, they have a guard problem, no 2 or 3
Take that Iggy lovers
And can you say cock in BE? Or is only Nic allowed to?
maybe he meant a pg problem not a problem with the 2 or 3?
Please, for the love of all that is holy, please stop using the following: "Book it.", "FTW", "Epic" & "Fail".
...no seriously--stop.
Or maybe he meant they have no second or third option?
I mean, they do have a guard problem, in that they have no PG, though Jrue should start helping with that.
Only Nick is allowed to.
And no, you can’t say “cock” unless referring to the animal. But you can say Thabeet, or Babbitt.
What do you think of Thabeet?
In Bayless I trust.
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most underrated #2 pick in the draft
since Darko
When reached 40 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
and what in the padoddle is a "low cock"?
In Bayless I trust.
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and thabeet goes on
that’s what Cher said
When reached 40 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
You know mine does!
In Bayless I trust.
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Well, we can only hope Thabeet gets more exposure then.
In Bayless I trust.
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Well then, Thabeet will remain underrated....
In Bayless I trust.
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Meneur = Point Guard
He said “meneur” which mean Point Guard.
Slightly more complete translation
My French is far from perfect, so please feel free to correct me, whether you know more than me or not. :-)
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The draft was very eventful, especially in Portland. With a major decision made before it started. It was then that I learned that the General Manager, Kevin Pritchard, was fired. I was sad because he is the one who brought me here. It was because of him that I was there [I’m not entirely certain on that sentence, somebody who speaks better French than me able to help out?]. He always helped me, he always had confidence in me. So inevitably it caused me pain to see him go and I really wish him the best. But I am sure that he will easily find another job.
I followed the draft with the [intendant, a word I’m not familiar with, and the translations I’m finding don’t make much sense. Steward? Paymaster? Help?], the trainers, the people who deal with the video, and other people from the organization. In a room just next to the office where the managers meet for the draft. This year I followed a little bit of the university championships and this draft is not bad, really, very homogeneous. Well, I know that my opinion is not important, but I would have taken Evan Turner as the first choice. I don’t really know why, but I prefer Turner to John Wall, it is a question of feeling, I prefer watching him play, I love his game. It’s decent, he will get 20 points but also 6 assists, even though he’s a 2. He finished the best scorer in his conference, and the best passer. And then I ask myself what they are going to do about Arenas with John Wall. Will they trade him? I don’t see that the two can play together.
I would give Wall to Philadelphia. Washington then could give a second… well, a fifteenth chance to Arenas, who is still a big player, and put Turner at 2 And at Philly, they have a problem at point guard, not at 2 or 3. It seems more logical to me. But then, this is just my opinion. Nobody understands me when I say this :). When I followed the draft, they told me that no, John Wall needs to be number 1, because, from what they have seen on the television, he is Magic Johnson in the body of Gary Payton… Well, on the other hand, it is true that he is extremely strong, I am not criticizing him. Except for his ads. If you have not seen his Reebok ad, watch it…
There were some choices that surprised me. For example Hayward, I didn’t see him being taken at 9. I rather saw him being taken around 15. Also, I ask myself why New Jersey took Favors if they really want to get Boozer or another 4. Well, to prepare for the future, certainly. I thought they would take Wesley Johnson. Then they would have had Devin Harris, Courtney Lee, Johnson, it is not bad.
So then, my personal mock draft is Turner, Wall, and Johnson for the first three. I don’t even have Favors in my top 6. He has a real body, he is extremely interesting and has a huge potential, but I don’t see him so high. I hope that he will make me have told lies, but he does not care about my opinion, and he has good reason!
For me, I also thought, like all French people, that Kevin’s selection was not bad. I met him when I returned for the Adidas Eurocamp. He had to leave, so we ate together Sunday evening. I had a little to tell him about how it was going [not sure what the “it” is here, maybe the Adidas Eurocamp?] and we talked. I think he has the mentality to make it. And he has the body to make it. Apparently, he was weighed at 280 pounds and 9% body fat. Bigs with these measurements, there are not many. You need to jump on the chance when you get one.
After Kevin, I stopped watching the draft. When I left, they told me that Webster had been traded for Ryan Gomes. In fact, as I have already told you, McMillan told me that he counts on me to impose myself even more in the 5 next year. After the shock, I told myself that the trade had this view.
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I’m out of time now, and most of the good stuff is in what I already tried to translate.
by ictoagsn on Jun 30, 2010 3:14 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Nice translation
I just read the main article in French. Though I’m not fluent, I can tell your translation is a lot better.
Thanks
I’m far from fluent when speaking or writing, but I can translate writing reasonably well.
Also thanks to SMB for translating “menuer” for me. That’s not in my dictionary… :-) I also made some use of chuky’s translation in a few places, so thanks to both of you.
can't speak a lick of French despite that being my college language
but I can get a good gist of it in writing. Some words escape me completely, but I can usually piece together the main point. I am surprised that stuck with me while much of the speaking skills have not.
"Oh Yeah!" ~ Kool Aid Man
I liked your translation too
How best to say this? It was very… interesting. I liked that Arenas is a “large” player…
That whole mistranslation
is actually an online webpage translator called Babelfish supplied by Altavista.com
I like messing with languages where the articles are not the same as ours like french.
"Oh Yeah!" ~ Kool Aid Man
I saw that already
There was no way a human translated that, unless they were deliberately trying to imitate a web translator.
Have you ever tried taking a phrase or a sentence, and translating it back and forth going down the list of languages? The results can be hilarious. Usually are, in fact.
I always love babelfish translations - key words never translate right so you get some odd sentences check it out - no he, him's either all it,its
The draft was animated enough, especially in Portland. With a large decision of catch before the beginning. It is there that I learned that the General Manager, Kevin Pritchard, was returned. I was sad because it is nevertheless him which made me come here. It is with him that I must be there. It always helped me, it always relied on me. Thus inevitably that shows sorrow to me it to leave and I wish him really the best. But I am sure that it easily will find job behind.
I followed the draft with the intendant, the trainers, those which deal with the video and other people of the club. In a room right beside the office where the leaders met for the draft. This year, I had followed the university championship a little and it is not badly this draft, nevertheless, quite homogeneous. Good, I know that there is not much of my opinion of it, but I would have taken Evan Turner in 1st choice. I really do not know why, but I prefer Turner with John Wall, it is a question of feeling, I prefer to see it playing, I adore his play. It is clean, it puts 20 pts but also made 6 master keys whereas it is one 2. It finishes better marker of its conference, better frontier runner.
And then I wonder what they will do of Arenas with John Wall. They want to transfer it? I do not see both playing together. I would have put Wall at Philadelphia. Washington could have given again a second chance… good, one fifteenth chance with Arenas, which remains a very large player, and have put Turner into 2. And in Philly, they have a problem of leader, not 2 or 3. That would have appeared more logical to me. But good, it is only my opinion. Nobody includes/understands me when I speak about that:)
When I followed the draft, they said to me that, not, John Wall was to be number 1, that, as they had heard on TV, it was Magic Johnson in the body of Gary Payton… Good, on the other hand, it is true that it is hyper strong, I do not criticize it. Besides its advertizing. If you did not see the advertizing Reebok, look at-there… T
here are some choices which have surprised me. For example Hayward, I did not see it not taken into 9. I would have seen it taken more starting from the 15th choice. If not, I wondered why New Jersey took Favors if they want to really make come Boozer or another 4. Good, to certainly prepare the future. I thought that they would take Wesley Johnson. That would have made them Devin Harris, Courtney Lee, Johnson, it was not badly.
Thus here are, my mock draft perso, it was Turner, Wall and Johnson for the three first. I did not even have Favors in my 6 first. It has a true body, it is hyper interesting and has a large potential, but I did not see it so high. I hope that it will make me lie, and in any event it owes foutre of my opinion, and it is right well! Perso, I also did not await badly, like all the French, the selection of Kévin. I met it when I returned of the adidas Eurocamp. He it left there, therefore one ate unit Sunday evening. I told a little him how that occurred and one discussed.
I think that it of mentality to arrive there. And then it has the body to arrive there. Apparently, it was weighed with 280 pounds with 9% of lubricating mass. The large ones with these figures, there is not much of it. You changes above when there is one of them. After Kévin, I stopped looking at the draft. When I left, it was taught me that Webster was exchanged against Ryan Gomes. In fact, as I had spoken you, McMillan had said to me that it counted on me to impose to me even more in the 5 the next year.
Blow, I think that the trade is in this optics. If not, one took two backs and one recovered Babbitt. Good, him, normal, I will make him the translation of his name, you do not worry for him:) Good, they is ashamed, but it is normal, hein. Already with Alexis (Ajinça), one had done one is delirious on Hasheem Thabeet. It is in the line of the contests of rotted word games about which one spoke to you with Ali last summer. One asked him "for You assumes Thabeet? ". One did not explain to him. But on the other hand, I translated that with O.J. Mayo. It had to explain to him, from the blow the next time, I will be caught 15 counter by match when I will go in the racket against him. You will see in the stats Memphis-Portland cement: Hasheem Thabeet 8 counter for, Batum 8 counter boxed…
But good, Babbitt will be entitled to some jokes. Moreover, it is a rookie. When I saw Babbitt with Portland cement, I said myself "Not but is not necessary to do that to me. Fortunately that Alexis is not with me. " I hoped that Kevin would come on our premises. Everyone in Portland was hot ebullient on him. But there were only the 22nd choice.
"Oh Yeah!" ~ Kool Aid Man
my favorite mistranslation
it was weighed with 280 pounds with 9% of lubricating mass.
asopposed to
His weight is 280 pounds with 9% body fat.
"Oh Yeah!" ~ Kool Aid Man
by PDXBuckeye on Jun 30, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I got all hot ebullient over those 280 pounds with 9% lubricating mass!
In Bayless I trust.
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yeah
Everyone in Portland was hot ebullient on him.
that one was my second favorite, it just sounded a little too dirty.
"Oh Yeah!" ~ Kool Aid Man
mmm...mass that's only 9% lubricated
"There are a few teams you have to watch out for in the fourth quarter."
"Yeah, but Portland definitely is not one of them."
-New Orleans Hornets broadcasters at the end of the third quarter with the Hornets leading 74-59. Portland later ends up winning 97-89.
"They don't mind him shooting that shot at all. Rudy Fernandez is not that great of a 3pt shooter."
-New Orleans Hornets broadcasters right after a Rudy Fernandez missed 3pter. Rudy Fernandez finished the game with three 3pters on six attempts.
by Tofu Anonymous on Jul 1, 2010 6:24 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm getting Austin Powers flashbacks
that were burned into my retinas
When reached 40 years of following Portland basketball you have, be as passionate of the Trail Blazers you will not!
During practice
Babbitt: “Coach…I don’t want to play against Batum any more”
Nate: “Why? Is it because he shuts you down?”
Babbitt: “No. It’s because he keeps grabbing my crotch and saying my name.”








































