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JUNK 6/30

I'm not sure who the hell I was listening to yesterday on SIRIUS, but they were discussing their favorite "summertime jams".

 

This seems like a naturally good topic for a JUNK DRAWER, so:



What are your favorite songs for the summertime?

 

Here are a few I could think of off the top of my head:

 

Nuthin' But a G Thang : maybe my favorite beat of all time.

 

Doo doo do. Doo do doo doo

 

Fantastic Voyage : this one is for tinfoil

 

Steal my Sunshine : did LEN ever do anything other than release this song?

 

Summertime : Welcome to Earf

 

Big Pimpin' : I like this caribbean style beat

 

Hypnotize

 

Jessica : the allman bros. are rad

 

Hot Fun in the summertime : sly and the family stone are great too

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The Summer
Overrated
4 votes
Underrated
9 votes
Rated
9 votes
Zooey
5 votes

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Welcome to Jamrock

Now there is a summer jam.

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by Y5k on Jun 30, 2010 2:31 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

damian marley is a beast

Don’t know if i’d consider that song summer song though. I bit dreary. Nuthin but a G thang sure does bring me back to summer break early 90s

slimkim

by slimkim on Jun 30, 2010 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

yes

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

wtz are you talking about, cloudy?

Taking you back to summer break early 90s puts you in diapers,.

"I don’t give a ZACH about no trade rumors. As long as somebody ‘CTC’ at the end of the day, I’m with them. For all you that don’t know what CTC means, that’s ‘Cut the Check. I just go out there and play. Again, somebody just ’CTC'." -Sheed

by idoltime on Jul 7, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

(Played with Sublime in 1998ish at John Henry’s in Eugene. They were very drunk when they showed up at the club and almost got kicked out for bringing in their own beer from their van. Their bass amp had blown up the night before, so I lent them ours (AKA mine, although I was playing guitar) and in turn they gave us two CDs [… “Robbin The Hood” and “40oz to Freedom”]. I had the stomach flu and went home early after our set. My mates came home and woke me, saying we had played with the best punk band ever. I listened to the CDs of this no-name band and was BLOWN AWAY. Too good.
I saw them again at the LaLuna in Portland before that went out of business. They were great, but soooo hammered. Sad to see such talent go down the tubes so fast.
On the other hand, my relatively low talent self is headed to the bars.
Night all!
If you hear from me later, take it with a grain of salt … and some lemon.)

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by Y5k on Jun 30, 2010 5:53 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Brian Windhorst spits the trooth
Teams hatching ideas to pay stars $10-35 mill less so they can play together while plotting to also destroy them in new CBA is interesting.

The term “make it up in endorsements” is popular, I know. Except, if you haven’t noticed, there aren’t many rich endorsements anymore.

Example: LeBron signed a 2-year deal with McDonalds this year for a fraction of what he made on deals as rookie. Also took Nike paycut.

All I’m saying is the concept of stars leaving tens of millions on table in their primes would not be something we’ve ever seen in sports.

by Norsktroll on Jun 30, 2010 6:32 AM PDT reply actions  

We could soon have 7 guards, and the B+B team is talking about adding another one

Either there will be a monster guard trade, or they fear about protecting Roy

by Norsktroll on Jun 30, 2010 6:35 AM PDT reply actions  

or there is no direction or long term plan.

"I told somebody to stop crying," Pendergraph said after the game. "Actually, I told them all to stop crying."

by cornplant on Jun 30, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Stomachaches are the worst.

High off of love.
Drunk from the hate.

by fajunga on Jun 30, 2010 6:54 AM PDT reply actions  

Less cheese, more pooping.

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by Y5k on Jun 30, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

eat a pound of almonds followed by a pound of raisins followed by a gallon of metamucil

it’ll take your mind off the stomach ache

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rad

High off of love.
Drunk from the hate.

by fajunga on Jun 30, 2010 6:57 AM PDT reply actions  

Allmans are very summery. Grateful Dead and Little Feat, too. I loves me some Little Feat. – Elgin

GOP in HD

by 22baylor on Jun 30, 2010 7:13 AM PDT reply actions  

i like the allmans a lot

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

the allmans make me feel like i should be high

thats also not a bad thing

OJ Mayo is the Blazers' PG of the Future

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

i would have.

except it on a monday from 4-7. which is maybe the lamest time it could happen.

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 7:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

indeed

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 7:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

this is the song that immediately comes to mind when i think about summer songs.

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 7:40 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

thanks dude.

I haven’t heard that song in years and NEVER saw that vid.
So sweet.

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by Y5k on Jun 30, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

My alergies are going haywire this sunny morning

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2010 8:04 AM PDT reply actions  

ditto

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by Y5k on Jun 30, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have nightmares about this… and I don’t even have kids yet

I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2010 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm gonna raise a fuss, I'm gonna raise a holler!

‘bout a workin’ all summer just to try to earn a dollar
Every time I call my baby, and try to get a date
My boss says, “No dice son, you gotta work late”
Sometimes I wonder what I’m a gonna do
But there ain’t no cure for the summertime blues

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2010 8:09 AM PDT reply actions  

which version do you like best?

Eddie Cochran had a great version. Too bad he died so young. – Elgin

GOP in HD

by 22baylor on Jun 30, 2010 8:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah Eddie Cochran is the bomb

I also like the Stray Cats version I just listened to

Which lead me to this one

I don’t bother chasing mice around
I slink down the alley looking for a fight
Howling to the moonlight on a hot summer night
Singin’ the blues while the lady cats cry,
“Wild stray cat, you’re a real gone guy.”

I wish I could be as carefree and wild,
but I got cat class and I got cat style.

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2010 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Summer songs are the best!

This is something my dad listens to in the summer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsW8rXPcnM0

But these are two songs i enjoy listening to when its warm outside (beware it’s rap)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOx_8kv4Tco

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpqOWO6ctsg

by Willa!!! on Jun 30, 2010 8:13 AM PDT reply actions  

EvilK?

And the name of the police spokesperson is kinda funny.

by Name's Ash on Jun 30, 2010 9:01 AM PDT reply actions  

do you think it is better to arrive at this actuality earlier or later in life?

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two schools of thought

1. the earlier the better because then you avoid imprintation all together and remain closest to the unformed/unborn mind.
This usually doesn’t work, even for hippie children (see Courtney Love)

Then there’s he more common thought:

2. After a full life, the elderly person (around 50, ha!) leaves his/her grown children and possessions and normal life and (literally) goes into the forest (literally) naked or with a simple covering and does not speak for 2 months to two years. After a period of time, they begin to forget who they “are,” that is to say the series of habits that they once assumed made them “themselves,” and becomes totally without compass. It helps to have another person there who has gone through this stage because people become morally indifferent as well, much like a falling leaf doesn’t consider the right or wrong of that wind that blows it to the ground.
Western Hermetic tradition usually has the older man trying to finally get what life is all about, throwing off his beliefs (very slowly and painfully) and coming out of his game. Today lots of younger people are going down this path, but I always wonder if their “motives” aren’t getting in the way a bit. The will to conquer is very strong in young people.

My vote … Later in life will work better, but earlier won’t hurt.

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by Y5k on Jun 30, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d work toward avoiding any actuality except for death.

High off of love.
Drunk from the hate.

by fajunga on Jun 30, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s a nice thought.

you’re 19 right?

in 7-10 years, tell me how this plan has worked out for you.

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

hopefully well!

(but good luck)

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by Y5k on Jun 30, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes. i also hope it turns out well for fajunga

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

21, dtl-bag. ;D

High off of love.
Drunk from the hate.

by fajunga on Jun 30, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah my mistake.

in that case, 5-8 years.

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heehee. Keep fightin the good fight.

High off of love.
Drunk from the hate.

by fajunga on Jun 30, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

let me tell you a secret:

it’s not much of a fight. it’s all about how many times you can get up after getting knocked down.

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was giving reference to the putting of youngsters in their place.

High off of love.
Drunk from the hate.

by fajunga on Jun 30, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh.

hahaha

sometimes it’s better if i just keep my mouth shut.

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

heehee

It’s hard to hear inflections of tone and sarcasm via internet print. In all reality though, I don’t think I’m a person who is going to break the shackles placed on people, or even myself, because I enjoy being led around, but I will do my part to make progress. Eventually, we will make it, whether it be through complete human enlightenment or annihilation.

Besides, I appreciate the gift of being able to think so much that I almost don’t care.

This will probably change. I’ll worry about it later.

High off of love.
Drunk from the hate.

by fajunga on Jun 30, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

indeed

but as i noted above, the “trick” is to not fight.
Perhaps that’s why satori is assumed in the baby and rarely achieved again until the moment of death.

Been listening to a whole lot of Alan Watts tapes.
guys a great spiritual comedian.
Tim Leary, robert anton Wilson … they’re all great and hilariously intelligent.

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by Y5k on Jun 30, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

those commercials are great

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

That blimp looks like it's squirting out a colon

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 10:05 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

yes

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

this is my favorite by them. They had some other nice ones, but this is my favorite. – Elgin

GOP in HD

by 22baylor on Jun 30, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fedderer goes down

Murray in a spot of trouble and Nadal tied 1 set all…

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by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 9:21 AM PDT reply actions  

Lets see what google translator can do with some phrases.

1.-The eternal love lasts approximately three months.
2. Do not get into the world of drugs … We are many and there is very little.
3. Every last time … was before.
4. Having a clear conscience is a sign of poor memory.
5. Who is born poor, ugly, has a good chance that by growing … will develop both conditions.
6. The honest ones are social misfits.
7. Anyone who wants blue, white and blue to mix.
8. Fish fighting the current, dies electrocuted.
9. The slavery was not abolished, changed to 8 hours daily.
10. If the mountain comes to you … Run! It’s a landslide.
11. The important thing is not to win, but lose another.
12. I’m not a completely useless … At least I a bad example.
13. The drug will vruto buelbe.
14. If you’re not the solution … are part of the problem.
15. To err is human … but blame it on another, yet more human.
16. Which arises pa ‘tamal … never ’ta good.
17. The important thing is not knowing, but having the phone you know.
19. I do not suffer of madness … I enjoy every minute.
20. Leave the drink is good, the bad is not remembering where.
21. Money can not buy happiness … Purchase made!
22. A woman dragged me to drink … And I never had the courtesy to thank her.
23. If your girlfriend damages your study, study leave and hurt your girlfriend.
24. Intelligence chases me, but I’m faster.
25. Flee the temptations … slowly so that they can reach.
26. Absolute truth does not exist … and this is absolutely true.
27. There is a better world, but is expensive.
28. No complains of being silly. They should not be so bad.
29. Studying is distrust of the intelligence of fellow next door.
30. The woman who has no luck with men … do not know how lucky you are.
31. There is no ugly women, only a rare beauty.
32. Laziness is the mother of all vices and mother … must be respected.
33. If a little bird tells you something … You must be mad as birds do not talk.
34. In every mother is a potential mother.
35. The important thing is money, health comes and goes.
36. Work never killed anyone … But why risk it?
37. Do not take life seriously, at the end of the day will not come out of it alive.
38. Blessed are those who expect nothing, because they will never be disappointed.
39. Alcohol kills slowly … No matter, I have no hurry.
40. The confusion this crystal clear.
. 41 Kill yourself and you will be studying a corpse worship.
42. The sad thing is not to go to the cemetery, but to stay.
43. There are two words that will open many doors: “Pull and Push.”
44. So that drinking and driving if you can smoke and fly?
45. God, give me patience … But give it to me NOW!

Forbidden to forbid!

by amlmart1 on Jun 30, 2010 9:23 AM PDT reply actions   2 recs

7. Anyone who wants blue, white and blue to mix.

: Hand goes up :

13. The drug will vruto buelbe.

Remember to flop the dropsy in snide.

25. Flee the temptations … slowly so that they can reach.

I never remember which band is the Temptations and which band is The Four Tops.

I like that list! – Elgin

GOP in HD

by 22baylor on Jun 30, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I believe #4 is the key to happiness

by Name's Ash on Jun 30, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

great list.

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by Y5k on Jun 30, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Summer

of 69

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2010 9:39 AM PDT reply actions  

I am still practicing my ....

Night Moves

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2010 9:42 AM PDT reply actions  

This place is dead. i’m going to take my shovel, bucket, and go play in someone else’s sandbox.

by EvilKaramazov on Jun 30, 2010 9:42 AM PDT reply actions  

DON'T PANIC!

And don’t forget to bring your towel.

by Norsktroll on Jun 30, 2010 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

No...what we should do is ......

….break into song!!!

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2010 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Now I hope folks recognize how the World Cup keeps this place alive

No games today for the first time since the cup began, so…

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by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

summertime is a classic

OJ Mayo is the Blazers' PG of the Future

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

dyertjd?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

ouch

England’s old codgers get called out by 20 yr old Thomas Mueller

“You need people who are ready and willing to do the hard work. It may be a problem with England that players are simply not mentally prepared to go that extra mile for their team-mates.”

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2010/jun/30/world-cup-england-thomas-muller

by atomiccafe on Jun 30, 2010 9:48 AM PDT reply actions  

Slightly OT

But Man City just spent $27M to get Silva from Valenica, methinks given that they sold Villa too they may be in financial trouble.

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by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

27 million pounds actually

So a bit more than $27M

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by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

they are

This has actually been rumored for quite some time. What happened is they built a new stadium based on the expectation of building a condominium development on the site of the old ground, but the real estate market collapsed in the mean time. Now they have the bill for the new stadium and no $$.

I don’t see Donovan getting in that team in front of e.g. Silva.

by atomiccafe on Jun 30, 2010 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, neither do I

I hope Everton or some more mid-tier team offers him a contract now. Would rather see him in MLS than languishing and not playing in the EPL.

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by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 9:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking of which

If the Timbers beat Seattle tonight they play Donovan and the Galaxy in the next round of the US Open Cup (probably down in LA).

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by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

nice

that would be a treat. Is it random draw where they play?

by atomiccafe on Jun 30, 2010 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

It usually flips home and home

E,.g. Portland hosted round 1, was away round 2 and are hosting round 3.

But both Portland and LA (which beat St. Louis 2-0 last night) will have hosted this round, so…

Its a regional draw to keep costs down for the smaller teams so that’s why Portland played a team from Northern CA and one from WA before playing the Timbers.

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by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Before playing the Sounders, bah...

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by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

They should be able to stay up

Given how weak the bottom of La Liga is but I wouldn’t be shocked if they flirt with relegation.

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by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

still too much talent

they just bought Soldado (a Spain international), and they still have Joaquin (old but still good), and Pablo Hernandez (another winger on the edge of the Spanish senior team). Coupled with a pretty solid defense of Navarro, Marchena and Ricardo Costa. I’d bet on maybe 8-10, and potentially challenging for a Europa League spot if it falls into place.

by atomiccafe on Jun 30, 2010 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

ha

I read that in bed this morning, and this quote stood out to me:

"But there are so many ‘alpha males’ in their squad. It is difficult to have so many alpha males and have them row in the same direction. You don’t only need chiefs. You also need a few Indians.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

DS's hopes that this happens ....

….this summer

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2010 9:50 AM PDT reply actions  

Wow this is cheesy

For all you oldsters out there

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2010 9:56 AM PDT reply actions  

Cheesy ....part 2

Ride the wild surf

Check out the (supposed) surf scenes in the middle (pre-green screen days)

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2010 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

wow, Federer lost.

This is Andy Murray’s big chance to make all the Brits happy.

by jksnake99 on Jun 30, 2010 10:02 AM PDT reply actions  

Not a huge shock Fed lost

He had hardly looked that good this year.

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by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 10:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Doing well today

About to go up 2 sets-1.

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by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

when was the last time a Brit won Wimbledon? he’d be the first in a long long time is all i know.

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

1936 for men

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by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm going to surf city

cause it is two to one

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2010 10:06 AM PDT reply actions  

I've shut the market down for the holiday, hope it's the right choice.

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 10:07 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

do they know how much traffic they got last year during this weeked?

by Name's Ash on Jun 30, 2010 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

If the fourth was on either side of Sunday I'd probably open

But since it’s the day of I was scared I’d just break even, and it’s just not worth it. As too what happened last year, I don’t know if the fourth happened on a weekend last year but I’ll guarantee the fourth wasn’t on a Sunday

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 12:17 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I believe it was on a Saturday last year… and I know our local Saturday farmers market was as busy as ever, buut Sunday is a different day

I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet people will go, just in doubt about how many would buy grilled food

When most people grill or picnic that day anyways. This way I’m only losing potential money, not real money.

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 1:37 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

sort of like losing your potential mind rather than your real one

I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

It probably is

No partner, smaller crowds, not worth the risk.

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by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Where did the invisibleninja go?

He doesn’t seem to be helping Ben. out much anymore.

by Name's Ash on Jun 30, 2010 10:07 AM PDT reply actions  

uh....he is invisible, dude

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2010 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rivers coming back

http://www.bostonherald.com/blogs/sports/celtics/index.php/2010/06/30/source-rivers-staying/

Doc Rivers is not opting out.

The Celtic coach will be returning to the club for at least the remaining season on his contract, a source close to Rivers indicated moments ago.

The fact Rivers is staying on would seem to be an encouraging sign that the Celtics’ main players will also be back for another season.

Rivers was seriously considering a sabbatical from coaching on the grounds that a break would allow him to spend time with his family after six years apart coaching the Celts.

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by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 10:19 AM PDT reply actions  

Lol, I want Chris Broussard's job. Assets: None. Hey, let's trade those for CP3.

Portland Trail Blazers

Objective: See if Greg Oden can stay healthy and use the mid-level exception to bolster the backcourt.

Assets: None.

The plan: While the window isn’t closing, the Blazers realize that teams younger than they (i.e., Oklahoma City) are coming on strong, so they want to be aggressive in bettering their roster. They are high on rookie small forward Luke Babbitt, whose outside shooting ability should help the Blazers space the floor. As for the backcourt, they could wind up with a backup or use the expiring contracts of Andre Miller and Joel Przybilla to trade for a starting point guard.

Alternative advice: With Marcus Camby aboard, Przybilla has become expendable, especially if Oden can ever get back on the floor. So let’s package the contracts of Przybilla and Miller and make a run at Chris Paul. Miller would help second-year PG Darren Collison develop in New Orleans and Przybilla would be nice playing behind Emeka Okafor. Better yet, they’ll give the Hornets financial relief after next season.

If that doesn’t work, how about sending the duo to Boston for Paul Pierce? If Doc Rivers doesn’t return as head coach and Ray Allen goes elsewhere, the Celtics might have to begin rebuilding. The future cap relief of the Portland duo might be attractive to Boston, which is also looking for a big man like Przybilla with Kendrick Perkins on the mend.

Chris Broussard is a senior writer for ESPN The Magazine.

by Norsktroll on Jun 30, 2010 10:19 AM PDT reply actions  

I see what you did there...

I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

but who would start?

by Name's Ash on Jun 30, 2010 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

with Ideas like this, Broussard will be our new GM in no time

I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

how is that realistic?

didn’t PP just opt out? If the Celts want cap relief, they can have it now.

by atomiccafe on Jun 30, 2010 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

He's expected like Dirk to resign for more $

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

ahh yes

I understand that is the most likely scenario, but I think my criticism of Broussard’s hypothetical stands.

by atomiccafe on Jun 30, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Its unrealisitc to be sure

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wouldn't Boston rather sign PP for a nice contract

And then IMMEDIATELY trade him for salary savings? It makes perfect sense.

Sign Pierce, then trade him so you’re paying that money to guys you don’t really want. Sure. Much more sense instead of, say, just not signing Pierce ever.

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, it is imperative that Boston pay for a full season of a crippled Joel P.

by atomiccafe on Jun 30, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

You talking a sign and trade?

If not…then wouldn’t they have the same problem we have if we wanted to trade LMA? Base Year somethin’ or other

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not talkin', just funnin'

It makes zero sense to sign Pierce (for the Celtics) and then TRADE him to SAVE MONEY.

Just… don’t sign him! BOOM, instant “savings”.

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s like the proposals I’ve seen in some of the Trade Drawers suggesting we trade for Turkoglu so we can have an expiring K in 2016 or whatever.

by atomiccafe on Jun 30, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

literally

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thabkjs

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would have trouble loving the Blazers as much if we got Paul Pierce

dude is pretty much my most hated player in the NBA. At times I truly hate him more than I hate Kobe.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

KG is a bigger jackass

But its close.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I used to hate KG more

but Pierce’s flopping and the fact that I think he’s overrated even more than KG has brought me to the point where I hate seeing the dude. I’d be sickened to see him tainting a Blazers uniform.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

you think KG is overrated?

I hate what he’s become since he’s gone to Boston, but for me he’s nowhere near Pierce when it comes to the Arrogant:Good ratio.

by atomiccafe on Jun 30, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

haha, dang it.

The only reason I even mentioned KG being over rated is because I feared that if I said Pierce was and didn’t say anything about KG being over rated people would jump down my throat and say he is. I know a lot of people think KG is very overrated, but I don’t see it nearly as much as many players in the league, and nowhere near Pierce’s level.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

KG was an exceptional player at one time

He no longer is. I’ve never liked his act of course (barking at Bayless, really?).

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by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

His act was something he developed when he went to Boston. So weird, and really seemed out of character, particularly considering he seems so decent off the court.

by atomiccafe on Jun 30, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

And I always loved his intensity

You can never say KG didn’t care about every game.

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by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kobe is right there too

OJ Mayo is the Blazers' PG of the Future

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

for sure

for me it would go like this:

00-03: Shaq
03-05: Duncan (KG close # 2)
05-07: Bryant
07-10: James

by atomiccafe on Jun 30, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't hate him...

I feel sorry for him that he survived a stabbing only to constantly have near death experiences on the court

I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

It is called method acting

PP conversation with self

(“Ok Paul. He just nudged you…what ya gonna do??” …“I will fall and pretend to be hurt, Paul” ….“Make it believable Paul” “I want to Paul, but how?” …..“Just remember that time you were stabbed, Paul. That should get you in the right frame of mind”) Paul flops ….(Geez Paul!! That was so good they are bringing out an Iron Lung to take us back to the locker room!! ….I was really good, wasn’t I Paul"….“Yes Paul….you were awesome…everyone will love us now!”)

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

He should train some of the World Cup players

In how to do a better job flopping.

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by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I demand

that New Orleans hire Chris Broussard as the GM of the Hornets.
Miller and Pryz and thats it?!?!
hells yeah lets do that right now

OJ Mayo is the Blazers' PG of the Future

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'd feel sorry for Monty

But that’s about it.

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by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

hey he left US

not the other way around!

signed his Ex-team

OJ Mayo is the Blazers' PG of the Future

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yay

http://soccernet.espn.go.com/world-cup/story/_/id/5342355/ce/us/espn-retaining-martin-tyler-announcer-2014-world-cup?cc=5901&ver=us

ESPN is keeping broadcaster Martin Tyler for the 2014 World Cup in Brazil.

“We have a deal with Martin for 2014,” Jed Drake, the executive producer of ESPN’s World Cup coverage, said in an interview at the network’s office overlooking Soccer City.

Tyler is regarded as one of the top soccer announcers in Britain, where he broadcasts the Premier League and Champions League for Sky Sports. He is part of ESPN’s all-British play-by-play crew for this year’s World Cup matches, joined by Adrian Healey, Derek Rae and Ian Darke.

“That was all the talk coming in,” Drake said late Tuesday. “Once they got on the air, that’s gone away.”

Tyler was hired for this year’s tournament following criticism of Dave O’Brien, the network’s lead announcer during the 2006 World Cup.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 10:40 AM PDT reply actions  

Bobcats signed D. Miles to their summer league team

Best of luck to him.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 10:46 AM PDT reply actions  

has This been mentioned yet?

I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2010 10:50 AM PDT reply actions  

smell like me ark, go on… smell like me.

by EvilKaramazov on Jun 30, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

but… but… my lady demands I take at least one shower per week

I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

you should ask your lady about the rhetorical questions she asks herself about the questions regarding my smells, when i ask her if she’s asking herself “what is this?”.

by EvilKaramazov on Jun 30, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

it’s still the second time around

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

that is factually accurate

I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

the word “great” should be somewhere in that sentence i posted

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good commentary for ocne

Jamie Trecker on yesterday’s games:

http://is.gd/d9jTM

ESP-POR:

The evening matchup between Spain and Portugal was billed as the match of the knockout round. It turned into a coronation.

This was a magisterial performance from a Spanish side that finally began to hit its stride. Spain’s loss to lowly Switzerland in the group stages is forgotten, as is the timidity and errant passing that seemed to bedevil them even against lesser opponents like Honduras and Chile. While key striker Fernando Torres remains unable to give his side the full 90 minutes, Spain again demonstrated that it has so many players who can change a game that they almost don’t need him.

PAR-JPN:

Turgid, constipated, negative — these adjectives are insufficient to describe a match between two teams so desperate not to lose that they ruthlessly smothered any creativity and life. If football truly is the beautiful game, then this match was the inept paint-by-number canvas at the tag sale.

These two might have just spared us all the trouble and taken the penalties before the game started. Getting to the shootout seemed to be Paraguay’s entire game-plan, anyway, as they did nothing to suggest they cared about winning the game in regulation. Japan was fractionally more positive, but they were equally fearful and played a game as unappealing as a week-old ham sandwich.

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by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 10:50 AM PDT reply actions  

This
this
this and
this.

okay, well, maybe not that last one.

"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB

by nightbluefruit on Jun 30, 2010 10:56 AM PDT reply actions  

ZZZzzzzz....on the last one

But the others were great

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I probably should have labeled it nsfw, because if you click any of the first three you will probably end up dancing.

"I could have done with other loves perhaps. But there it is, either you love or you don't" -SB

by nightbluefruit on Jun 30, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

awesome

A while ago Mort and I were exploring all the different variations of this song

by Name's Ash on Jun 30, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ebert doesn't like Last Airbender

Gives it a half-star.

http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20100630/REVIEWS/100639999

“The Last Airbender” is an agonizing experience in every category I can think of and others still waiting to be invented. The laws of chance suggest that something should have gone right. Not here. It puts a nail in the coffin of low-rent 3D, but it will need a lot more coffins than that.

Let’s start with the 3D, which was added as an afterthought to a 2D movie. Not only is it unexploited and unnecessary, but it’s a disaster even if you like 3D. M. Night Shyamalan’s retrofit produces the drabbest, darkest, dingiest movie of any sort I’ve seen in years. You know something is wrong when the screen is filled with flames that have the vibrancy of faded Polaroids. It’s a known fact that 3D causes a measurable decrease in perceived brightness, but “Airbender” looks like it was filmed with a dirty sheet over the lens.

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by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 10:57 AM PDT reply actions  

i love Aang too much to see him get butchered by

m night shatadf’asdpoifja’sdina’sdifa’sdkfasdf

OJ Mayo is the Blazers' PG of the Future

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

it’s an interesting, but predictable storyline… I watched the toons on Netflix instant a while ago

I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I've never seen the cartoons

I dunno if I’d like him but they don’t look bad to me.

The movie just looks tedious to me.

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

cartoon was great

sad to see they let m night make it

OJ Mayo is the Blazers' PG of the Future

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard THE HAPPENING was awful... did it have a twist ending?

Is this his first non-twisty ending? He’s the next Spielburg dontcha know, I read it in Newsweek when SIGNS came out.

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

the twist was that zooey deschanal is hot

that movie was laughably dumb
as bad as lady in the water

OJ Mayo is the Blazers' PG of the Future

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

i never saw lady in the water

but i can’t imagine it was as bad as the happening. the happening is one of the worst films I’ve ever seen. I won’t even dignify it with capitalization

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

SPOILERS

I didn’t see it but I read about it. The twist is the trees of the world are revolting against humans and global warming and decide to release a toxin into the air. Yeah.

by sammy on Jun 30, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ebert haaaaaates 3D. even more than i do i think.

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

he doesn't hate 3D

he hates 3D that is shoddily done, especially when a 2D film is switched to 3D in post production. Here is what he said about Avatar’s 3D:

Cameron promised he’d unveil the next generation of 3-D in “Avatar.” I’m a notorious skeptic about this process, a needless distraction from the perfect realism of movies in 2-D. Cameron’s iteration is the best I’ve seen — and more importantly, one of the most carefully-employed. The film never uses 3-D simply because it has it, and doesn’t promiscuously violate the fourth wall. He also seems quite aware of 3-D’s weakness for dimming the picture, and even with a film set largely in interiors and a rain forest, there’s sufficient light. I saw the film in 3-D on a good screen at the AMC River East and was impressed. I might be awesome in True IMAX.

by tingeyga on Jun 30, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

he also didn’t like the 3D in Toy Story 3. which he admits might have made him like the movie less.

A. I have to be honest with you. I fully believe if I could see the film in 2D, my opinion would deepen and improve. I realize I’m in danger of sounding like an obsessive on his topic, but I find 3D an annoyance and a distraction, and the light in the screen in invariably dimmer than it should be. The so-called third dimension is getting between me and the heart of the story.

he’s also written in his blog several times about how he doesn’t like 3D in movies. but yes, he did make an exception for Avatar, a movie he loved. for some unfathomable reason.

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

i don’t know what just happend with the formatting in there…..the stuff below the block quote shouldn’t be a link.

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw Toy Story in 3D

and I liked it a lot. – Elgin

GOP in HD

by 22baylor on Jun 30, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

i purposely avoided the 3D. i loved that movie. one of the best i’ve seen in a while.

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey DTL

are you down for a baseball game on Sun Aug 16 (Portland Beavers vs. Albuquerque Isotopes)?

I’m trying to get the entire junk drawer to come. – Elgin

GOP in HD

by 22baylor on Jun 30, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, unfortunately i can’t that day. i’ll be driving back from a camping trip.

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah. major bummer. hopefully another time it will work out.

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK man

next homestand after that one? I got ’em written down around here somewhere . . . – Elgin

GOP in HD

by 22baylor on Jun 30, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

almost any other of those weekends you listed would work. i can’t remember what they were though.

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

why would i hate it?

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t think we have the same taste in movies. It won the Un Certain Regard award at Cannes. It was described to me as a mix of Haneke and The Exterminating Angel, which is a pretty good description, though with a strong dose of the New French Extremism mixed in (think Breillat and Noe). A lot of dark comedy in the Bunuel vein.

by sammy on Jun 30, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

wat

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

trailer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgHiWaovhrA&feature=related

The trailer makes the movie seem a lot more whimsical than it actually is (this isn’t Little Miss Sunshine… there’s a lot of graphic nudity/sex and you see what happens to that poor cat)

by sammy on Jun 30, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

huh…..

that looks kinda weird.

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

i saw it at imax

it was beautiful, and the film was excellent.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is cool

From Nike:

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 11:07 AM PDT reply actions  

i’ve said before that Grizzly Bear’s Veckatimest makes me feel like summer (i’d guess it’s because it came out last summer and I listened to it a lot). Anyways, this last week I’ve been listening to the last song on the album Foreground. Do you ever notice that sometimes the last song on an album gets forgotten by you, or that listening to an album on shuffle totally changes the experience of it?

by EvilKaramazov on Jun 30, 2010 11:07 AM PDT reply actions  

wow

That Grizzly Bear song is incredible! I had only heard Two Weeks but def going to check out the rest now.

by Jam Master Jay on Jun 30, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

welcome to the junk drawer. veckatimest is a great album. I highly recommend it.

by EvilKaramazov on Jun 30, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

As to listening to music on shuffle

as much as I sometimes like to do so, I feel like if I were a musician, I would hate the shuffle feature. There are some albums(some more so than others, IE concept album) that have a perfect flow to them, and when played on shuffle, something gets lost in the translation. And as for final album tracks, I tend to make sure I listen to a CD all the way through, even if it’s in a couple of sitting or short car drives, so I never really forget about, but I can easily see how it would happen to many people.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I never listen to albums on shuffle… collections of albums from the same artist sure, but I prefer to listen to albums as they were intended to be assembled

I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

put your LP collection away, I can see your mustache off their shiny vinyl covers.

by EvilKaramazov on Jun 30, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

ha

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I sold my record player :(

by Name's Ash on Jun 30, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

someone is jealous they can’t fit a record player in a skinny jeans pocket

I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I went thru and converted all my LPs the MP3s a while back

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Here is an interesting video for Fleetwood Mac fans

Here

(Bob Welch was in Mac before Buckingham and Nicks joined…check out his guest star)

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2010 11:08 AM PDT reply actions  

anyone know anything about NXNW

north by northwest music festival in Portland

by Peteyhasnohead on Jun 30, 2010 11:22 AM PDT reply actions  

didn’t they change it to MFNW? If that’s what you’re talking about, it’s pretty cool.

by atomiccafe on Jun 30, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

it used to be run by the people in charge of SXSW. Now it is local and cool (I never went to NXNW, but apparently some didn’t like it).

by atomiccafe on Jun 30, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

It takes some dedication to make it worthwhile because the shows are spread around town, but if you plan it out in advance and are really energetic about getting to the shows, 65 bucks for five days of music is worthwhile, if pretty dang draining.

by atomiccafe on Jun 30, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Music Fest Northwest

GOP in HD

by 22baylor on Jun 30, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

the national? sweet

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah! that's a huge draw for me

the openers for that show are awesome too

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

what’s the other big one you were talking about?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okkervil River is sweet too + Panda Bear!

by atomiccafe on Jun 30, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, they changed it to musicfest NW a long time back

it’s got a pretty good line up this year, including two really amazing shows that are going to be at Pioneer Square, which they are charging for, which is very odd cause I dont see how they can make you not be able to just see it for free. More info here.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

They can put up fences

You can rent out the space and restrict access like any public park. Its spendy to do so of course.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

They’ve fenced in the Square for the Winter Beer fest and stuff. You’d probably still be able to hear, but they aren’t really charging that much. 65 bucks for all the venues + one of the big shows or 90 bucks for both shows.

by atomiccafe on Jun 30, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I went two years ago, missed last year even though we planned on going

and we aren’t certain about his year. We’re doing one bumbershoot day(the bob dylan/decemberists/neko case day) and can’t decide if we have the money/can justify doing MFNW as well. The problem for me, this year, is that the two shows I want to see most are the marquee shows being down in the Square, which means I’d have to get the 90 dollar wristband, or just pay 32$ and fees for each of those shows.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bumbershoot is awesome primarily b/c it is cheap.

by atomiccafe on Jun 30, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, it's my first time going to it

I know it’s going to be insanely over crowded and obnoxious, but I think I may just go straight to the Main Stage and chill there until the music starts. 40 bucks to see Dylan, the Decemberists(one of my favorite bands, who I’ve seen about 10 times) and Neko Case is a freaking steal.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I've never found it to be too obnoxious

the secret is to be one of the drunk people instead of one of the annoyed people.

by atomiccafe on Jun 30, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha, indeed

I will do my best to be one of them. I imagine Dylan is best either drunk or Idol’d.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Probably don't need to even buy your own stuff

To get high up in Seattle for that event, you can probably do so just by inhaling the air.

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by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

..says the u of o fan

i guess you would know

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

My one issue with Bumbershoot has been they have some truly awful venues. The mainstage is the old football stadium in Seattle Center, and the thing they call the “exhibition hall” (where they hold a lot of the dance and hip-hop shows) is like a high school cafeteria.

The EMP (PA’s $$ FTW!) is pretty neat though.

by atomiccafe on Jun 30, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

EMP is very cool

Especially for those of us that love Grunge and/or Hendrix.

Yeah, old Memorial Stadium (that stadium you’re talking about) sucks. I remember seeing the Sounders play the Timbers there once, wasn’t even lined correctly for soccer.

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by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

EMP was amazing

OJ Mayo is the Blazers' PG of the Future

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amare officially opts out

No shock. Please leave PHX Amare.

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by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 11:24 AM PDT reply actions  

going to the knicks? :P

by atomiccafe on Jun 30, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Let us hope

He and Joe Johnson would probably make them a marginal playoff team.

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by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

There really was no punctuation in there.

I don’t think he even took a breath.

My kids want to play Kinectimals.

I am the law!

by LaColin on Jun 30, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, he pretty much hates everything. that’s sort of his method.

by EvilKaramazov on Jun 30, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

quite rightly. – Elgin

GOP in HD

by 22baylor on Jun 30, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Early in his career I would not have been interested

but nowadays I think it would be great to have him on the Blazers. What do the Nugs want in return? – Elgin

GOP in HD

by 22baylor on Jun 30, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Weird, seems like the smart thing for him would be to sign now so he can get in before the new CBA.

by atomiccafe on Jun 30, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

These guys are one of my perennial Summer bands

likely because I’ve seen them many times in the Summer, and I listen to them on road trips all the time.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 11:38 AM PDT reply actions  

Wilco is good summer music

especially now that they have Nels Cline.

Phish is a summery sounding band to me. – Elgin

GOP in HD

by 22baylor on Jun 30, 2010 11:44 AM PDT reply actions  

link is broke, for me. I really like the song hate it here—good music to slowly die the whiskey death to.

by EvilKaramazov on Jun 30, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wilco is a funny thing for me

They are very much in the genre of bands I love, everyone who I share musical tastes with loves them, but I never ever got behind them. Another band I should like based off of the music I listen to and what people with similar tastes like is Franz Ferdinand,

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

New reports out of ATL

That Joe Johnson is going to be offered a 6-year max deal by the Hawks, which can offer him more $.

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by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 11:45 AM PDT reply actions  

He's not a max player

But if ATL wants to be stupid, whatever.

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by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

that team is stuck

With JJ, they are a mid-level playoff team locked into a third-tier aging star. Without him, their roster has more holes than Swiss Cheese but they still aren’t significantly under the cap.

by atomiccafe on Jun 30, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love this stat

JJ’s PER 19.93, JJ’s playoff PER 14.58, hardly elite.

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by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

And no fan support even when they are good

So they’re not exactly going to command a big TV deal locally.

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by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

ouch— if he signs that, it will be one of the worst contracts in the league within 2 years.

by jksnake99 on Jun 30, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed

ATL really should let him go if that’s what they have to pay to keep him.

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by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I made sure to specify “one of the worst.”

by jksnake99 on Jun 30, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

within 2 years?

sure, because by then Brand’s contract will be expiring and will then be one of the most sought after contracts for teams looking to cut costs.

by tingeyga on Jun 30, 2010 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

How old is he?

That is silly.

Like offering 30 year old Hedo a 5 year deal. Just dumb!

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

summer music

one
two
three
four

I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2010 11:47 AM PDT reply actions  

all good. now i’ll have feist stuck in my head though…

i’m remorseful that i didn’t see taken by trees when they were here. my friends were kind of like blah on the idea…

by EvilKaramazov on Jun 30, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm....not really summery....but I like this

Here

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2010 11:51 AM PDT reply actions  

Aguirre fired as Mexico coach says ESPN

The dominoes start to fall.

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by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 12:04 PM PDT reply actions  

oooooh

the blazers “gol” line of merch is one sale. I think I want to buy this one

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 12:06 PM PDT reply actions  

this is a weird thread for me

most of these are NOT my kind of music.

plus its hard for me to consider new music summer music unless i listened to it last summer. summer for me invokes a time when you know i was able to hang out in the summer, not just hear music on my way to work.

here are a few that remind me of it from back in the day:
1
2
3
4
5
This song used to CRUSH in my car back in the day. Anyone with subs knows what im talkin about.
6

this one is literally FROM last summer when it was on constant repeat at my annual big bear getaway
7

also i dont LIKE this band or song but if it comes on it DOES remind me of summer
8

OJ Mayo is the Blazers' PG of the Future

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 12:07 PM PDT reply actions  

bananarama cruel summer

is better. :)

OJ Mayo is the Blazers' PG of the Future

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1 on ace of base

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"Did they really expect me to bow down to Jesus?!?" ~Sophia
"At first glance, I saw a fairly unremarkable penis." ~Sophia on Greg Oden

by Philthyanimal on Jun 30, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too bad Brian went crazy when they were doing Smile – that record would have changed rock music history.

Smiley Smile is still kind of neato, but not what Smile would have been.

I like Surf’s Up – the song, and the LP too. – Elgin

GOP in HD

by 22baylor on Jun 30, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

While not one of their classic albums, “Reveal” by REM has a very summery feel and I think its pretty good.

by jksnake99 on Jun 30, 2010 12:14 PM PDT reply actions  

“Californication” has always struck me as a classic summer road trip album.

by jksnake99 on Jun 30, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can't stand the RHCP's

My girl has a friend back in England who works at EMI records, (Abby road) and he helped record their last album and said they were all jerk butts, and they smelled like cheese feet. Oh and their music sucked. No offense…

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 2:44 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I hate them too

I know we’re in the minority with this, but I’m glad to find someone else who doesn’t like them

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

RHCP >>>>>> Tyler and GiantBlazer

you all jealous you can’t put a sock on your pee hole

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Jun 30, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

The RHCP

was one of the best live acts i have ever seen…only 2nd to the Jabbawockeez

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"Did they really expect me to bow down to Jesus?!?" ~Sophia
"At first glance, I saw a fairly unremarkable penis." ~Sophia on Greg Oden

by Philthyanimal on Jun 30, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'll take that back

the 2nd best was when i was 17 and 2 strippers performed an awesome live act with me sitting bedside at their house. i then asked one of the strippers to prom only to get denied by the student body government.

"There was a time when this blog was for intelligent BASKETBALL fans. It has unfortunately become O-Live 2…" ~Ilikeemall

"Did they really expect me to bow down to Jesus?!?" ~Sophia
"At first glance, I saw a fairly unremarkable penis." ~Sophia on Greg Oden

by Philthyanimal on Jun 30, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked them when I was a kid

Mother’s Milk was cool for a tiny Mortimer.

But yeah, they suck since Blood Sugar Sex Magick. And I’ve outgrown the stuff I liked back when I was young.

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is where I'm coming from bro-heem-atoma

You’re right in my wheelhouse buddy

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am deeply offended. Deeply.

I’m a fan, even of their newer stuff, but especially of their older stuff.

by jksnake99 on Jun 30, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't hate them

But just feels so generic since whatever-the-post-Sex-Magick-album-was-with-the-Jane’s-Addiction-guitarist-guy was.

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

just like how a white suburbanite thinks it’s cool to be perceived as poor now

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Jun 30, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

hehe

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stupid PSU Graduate Studies Office

Taking 3 weeks to process my dissertation committee form. Its NOT THAT complex and I can’t move forward til you do it.

Should hopefully be done soon though.

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by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 12:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I have zero respect for PSU's offices

ever since they lost my Financial Aid forms and it took me an entire term to argue with them and going to campus nearly every day just to find out they were taking away my grants because they decided they would personally adjust my parents’ tax form and make us not eligible. ughhhhh brings back angry angry memories.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

They're usually pretty good

Fin Aid is getting new leadership now I’ve heard.

The holdup is that they technically pick (among 2 people I recommend) my “Grad Office Rep”. Both folks said yes and so I don’t see what the holdup is.

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by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Marty on 95.5

When asked about his time in Portland his answer:
“the thing I’ll take away from Portland is the fans and their support…the playing is what it is and that’s all I’ll say”

paraphrasing…but pretty much what he said

He also talked about the triangle offense in Minny and his basketball camp going on now.

wake me in 2011

by jstbeachy on Jun 30, 2010 12:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Best of luck to him

He has his chance to prove how good he really is now.

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by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Knicks would be offended

But they are in far worse shape than the Nets.

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by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love it.

That kind of chutzpah has got to be pretty attractive to a lot of FAs

by sammy on Jun 30, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Worked for the Oregon Ducks

IN College FB.

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by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

i like prokhorov

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ukraine Train coming through

Vitaly Potapenko will be an assistant with the Pacers next season says ESPN.

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by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 12:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Ace of Base - Cruel Summer

click

"There was a time when this blog was for intelligent BASKETBALL fans. It has unfortunately become O-Live 2…" ~Ilikeemall

"Did they really expect me to bow down to Jesus?!?" ~Sophia
"At first glance, I saw a fairly unremarkable penis." ~Sophia on Greg Oden

by Philthyanimal on Jun 30, 2010 12:27 PM PDT reply actions  

here is some summer music

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 12:36 PM PDT reply actions  

first thing I tried

I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmmm

it is working fine for me. Must be a problem between your chair and monitor.

by Name's Ash on Jun 30, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, my keyboard is fine…
.
.
are you running firefox 3.6.6 and adblock plus 1.2

I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

that is exactly what I am running. It is blocking adds just fine. Are all your add block rules still checked?

by Name's Ash on Jun 30, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep…. this is going to take some digging…

I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmmm… still not working… is it possible this is Prez’s fault?

I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok, now I got it, I added another filter list and that fixed it

I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

This song always reminds me of summer

Maybe summer is a downer for me, I dunno.

Nico.

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 12:49 PM PDT reply actions  

ever heard this song?

Elliott Smith – See You in Heaven
was suppose to be the last song he was working on, but there is no recorded vocals for it although he had lyrics that he sang while he was driving

by Peteyhasnohead on Jun 30, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's groovy

and kind of sad/crazy if it was the last song he was working on. Gives more credence to the idea that he planned on his suicide a decent bit in advance.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

on radio

dude wants to waive miller and bring back blake.

morons with phones. smh

in KP i trusted

by CleBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 12:54 PM PDT reply actions  

We don't need a backup PG

We have Bayless.

Stop laughing, I’m serious. I fully believe Bayless will emerge as a legit PG this year.

by GMan83201 on Jun 30, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully he can keep improving his shot

But I don’t think backup PG was a problem last season, or the playoffs.

I’m happy to go with Jerryd as the only backup.

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

i hope so

i liked him in the playoffs

in KP i trusted

by CleBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Though this does raise the question of where we use the MLE

if at all. Backup PF? Who is available?

What am I doing? These aren’t JD topics!

by GMan83201 on Jun 30, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would assume SF needs to be addressed.

by Name's Ash on Jun 30, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

How much run do you see Babbitt getting?

by atomiccafe on Jun 30, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

that is hard to gauge

I don’t know enough about him. If he is struggling, there will be a lot of pressure on Batum to carry the load. Plus, if he is slow on defense, it’ll be interesting to see how the team adjusts to going from Batum to Babbitt.

by Name's Ash on Jun 30, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, if folks really are going to meet up before tonight's Timbers game

We need to plan this. BRP promised to send out e-mails but I sure haven’t gotten one.

I’ll through out the Bullpen at 6 (it might be full of Timbers Army people but at least its cheap and good) with the proviso that for those of us (like me) that have never met you folks before, we need to have a place to meet or know what to look for.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 1:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I'l email you my phone number right now

and I have BRPs from last night. We’ll make it work. if we all have eachothers phone number one way or another we can find eachother at the bullpen. Sounds like the best idea to me, even if it will be chock full of timbers army fools

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

But so will the Bitter End

And I’m not a fan of that place.

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by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just texted you

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

sweet, i got it

I’ll send you a text or call you when I get to the Bullpen

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

That'll work

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

sadddddddddddddddddd

just another show I really loved that got cancelled too soon (hi Party Down, meet Pushing Daisies and Arrested Development and (embarrassingly) Terminator Sarah Conner Chronicles and lots and lots of other shows).

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

its fun

Shirley Manson is a main character, which was enough for me to watch it. And the writing gets quite a bit better, though most of the acting is a still a bit silly.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

firefly

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

summer glau is not hot

and dont try and tell me otherwise

nerds are confused.
:)

OJ Mayo is the Blazers' PG of the Future

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

you're insane, brah

she’s super duper hot.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahh

no shes not.. why do fans of this show insist that. I really liked firefly but the hooker was hot, summer glau was NOT

OJ Mayo is the Blazers' PG of the Future

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Morena Baccarin is super hot as well

but I will not agree that Summer isn’t. I think she’s supah fly

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

she has her moments when she is all dolled up

outside of the show, but baccarin is way hotter

maybe this is indicative of my age

OJ Mayo is the Blazers' PG of the Future

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also Christina Hendricks made a couple appearances on Firefly

That show had many hot women.

The author of "How to be a hero then a goat in less than one JD"

by GustyJ on Jun 30, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

eeeeeeeee

Christina Hendricks!!!!!

eeeeeeeeee

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

incorrect

The correct answer is:

EE

Christina Hendricks!!!!!

EE

The author of "How to be a hero then a goat in less than one JD"

by GustyJ on Jun 30, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

it´s so good.
people are dumb

by Falcao on Jun 30, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

bummer.

the writing was sort of on the wall. they got no ratings at all. too bad.

at least it ended on a really high note.

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

boooooooooooooooooooooooo

Now you are being deliberately obtuse
by Mortimer on May 3, 2010 4:39 PM PDT

by TheTinfoil on Jun 30, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grizz make qualifying offer to Rudy Gay

No shock there.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 1:07 PM PDT reply actions  

"Twilight" made $30 million. Just during midnight showings last night.

Stay away from the theaters for a week and a half, then they’ll all get distracted by something shiny and all will be ok again.

by Timmay! on Jun 30, 2010 1:08 PM PDT reply actions  

edward is shiny

I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

fwiw

possible hornets trade: collison & Juju to port. for Rudy fernandez and right to joel freeland

http://twitter.com/FletcherMackel

sounds too good to be true.

in KP i trusted

by CleBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 1:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Julian Wright sucks, but still— would be an incredible trade.

by jksnake99 on Jun 30, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

FANTASTICO trade

If Collison is our man in Pakistan for the job.

Funny how much JuJu sucks, and I assume the reports of him being a bonehead are true. I didn’t like how he couldn’t shoot at all coming into the league, but I liked his athleticism and ability to pass and dribble. I thought he’d be more than he is.

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

dudes just a guy… he tweeted this to Ric Bucher

I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

AK would dance in the streets if this trade went through

He loves himself some Collison.

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by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

who doesnt

he was a stud in college, we shoulda taken him

OJ Mayo is the Blazers' PG of the Future

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

which Blazer fan wouldn’t dance in the streets at that trade?

by jksnake99 on Jun 30, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rudy fans

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by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok, so porgy wouldn’t like it. anyone else?

by jksnake99 on Jun 30, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not anyone with hoops sense

Collision would be a great backup for now and possible future starter when Dre moves along in a few years.

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by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

rudy had an unusually bad year

i think he would bounce back into a legit starting SG with cp3 at his side.

monty probably realizes that

in KP i trusted

by CleBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

CP3 would make Rudy look really good

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by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

wonder what they'd do with thornton, though

that guy threw up some sick games last season.

in KP i trusted

by CleBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's an interesting question

Would Rudy still come off the bench or would he start?

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by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depends on which Rudy they get

Last years Rudy wasn’t better than Thornton, I’d say. Sadly.

Like Timmay I am not in a rush to trade Rudy, but Collison had an awesome rookie year and seems to fit perfectly. As long as he doesn’t face a Dre post up PG in the playoffs, we’re golden.

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

And we know Monty knows both Rudys

So he’d handle him well.

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by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

that would be amazing

but its way too good to be true. would NO really take that? is ‘juju’ a big contract they’d want to get rid of?

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's a bust

That we’d almost certainly try to trade or waive for the roster spot I would guess.

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by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

so essentially it's Rudy and Freeland for Collison?

that would be incredible. Unless Freeland is really expected to come over and is expected to be great(two things I havent’ really heard talked about), we’d be robbing NO here. DO IT!!

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't get the trade for them

They are already under the luxury tax threshold with the Mo Pete trade I believe.

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by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its not

He’s in the last year of a rookie scale deal. Probably if this went through it would be traded immediately for a pick.

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by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Salary:

Julian Wright
Year 1: $2,858,056
Year 2: $3,952,693

(HoopsHype)

Per game averages:

Year 1: 3.9ppg, 2.1rpg
Year 2: 4.4ppg, 2.8rpg
Year 3: 3.8ppg, 2.1rpg

(Basketball Reference)

He’s likely to be cut. I’m not sure his contract is worth enough to give up Collison, unless they think Rudy is a long-term fit next to CP.

by Timmay! on Jun 30, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

cp3 + rudy

collison + roy

looks about even

in KP i trusted

by CleBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or traded for a pick

Guaranteed contract.

You could probably get a second rounder for him.

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by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its not that much of a salary

Cheap rookie deal.

Of course PA could easily afford to buy him out.

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by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah that's the thing. Even if it's a cheap rookie contract, it's still too much if you don't get anything for the money.

Otherwise, as you said, Portland can buy him out, or even keep him.

Odds are, Portland keeps him for 1 season, then trades him during next year’s draft with $3mil to cover the majority of his salary.

by Timmay! on Jun 30, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

He only has one year left on his deal

Then he becomes a RFA at which point the team that has him probably renounces their rights to him.

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by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

didn't he come out the year Greg did, 2007?

wouldn’t that make him a RFA after this season?

by tblazers on Jun 30, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

That’s my point. The last year on Hoopshype is the qualifying offer a team that has him must make to keep his RFA rights.

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by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

And we can't keep him

Since we’re going to have to cut Mills just to be able to use our MLE (with the 3 picks we are at 15).

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by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

For some reason, I'm ready for Mills to be cut.

I wasn’t happy that he basically hijacked a roster spot last year. Sure it’s business, but I don’t have to be thrilled about it.

by Timmay! on Jun 30, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am too

He’s a long-term project on a team that can’t wait four or five years to see if he’s good.

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by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course

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by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have not posted in any of the appreciation threads.

I don’t know why, but I feel it gets less sincere each time one goes up, as epitomized by the Ryan Gomes one. Plus it sucks when you click on an appreciation thread and find yourself amidst a battlefield. I’d rather just keep it inside.

by tblazers on Jun 30, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bye bye...

Pendy and Patty? SHOOT I DUNNO.

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

how long have you two been together?

I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flip Flopper!

First ya hate him, then love him, now you hate him again. Which is it AK?!?!?

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

In favor of who?

Luke Babbitt might be ready to be our PG in a few years but I think it’s a bad idea to make him the PG right away.

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I ain't gonna spend time looking it up

But if one goes back to, like, 2006 or 2007 and read comments about Outlaw, predicting allstardom, better than Roy-dom, it’d prolly be both sad and funny.

Some people were just so HIGH on Trout. And I love the kid himself, but it was like people were imagining things.

Rudy had a slight run when he first came around where some people thought he’d be better than Roy, as well.

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

forget iggy — how would roy/melo look?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 1:29 PM PDT reply actions  

expensive?

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by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

i am against it

because that would cut down on the playing time for The White Tom Chambers.
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seriously though, it comes down to cost. Sure Roy+Melo might be good, but what do you have to give up to get that?

by tingeyga on Jun 30, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

aldridge, ideally

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Done.

I’d probably be willing to send them Batum as well.

"I think he’s been doing some good things. I think he’s been doing some good things. He’s had to play a lot of minutes lately with Blake being out. I think he’s been doing some good things." -Nate McMillan

by xedubx on Jun 30, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

melo looks like he’s a fan of the corn row mullet. their paring would look odd.

by EvilKaramazov on Jun 30, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is the best of every world

Business in the front, party in the back, not forgetting your roots on top.

by tingeyga on Jun 30, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

i hear he got his motivation from this group.

by EvilKaramazov on Jun 30, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

corn is everywhere man

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

i love me some dimples on latin girls

makes my loins melt. haha

other races not so much but they just seem rarer on latinas and damn it looks gooooooooood

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by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 1:30 PM PDT reply actions  

what kind of dimples

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

?

what does this even mean?

face? most girls walking around their jobs aint showin back dimples

OJ Mayo is the Blazers' PG of the Future

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

you could have been looking at back dimples on the interwebz

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was looking at a girl at pick up stix

which for you Oregonians is like Panda Express without the diarrhea afterward

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by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha, so true. I can't stand Panda Express

I’ve eaten it three times in my life and been very sick two of those times.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I tried it once

Never again. The weird thing is I know a few Chinese people who kinda like it as a guilty pleasure.

by sammy on Jun 30, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

i do too

their explaination is simply “I have needs”

by tingeyga on Jun 30, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

only place i would eat orange chicken

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Jun 30, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's that good?

I had it twice last year and had a tummy ache both times. I got the… I dunno, it wasn’t fried chicken like Orange Chicken, it was just regular old chicken with a brown sauce.

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, i just hate orange chicken. so whitey made.

but PE does it decent

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Jun 30, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't like really sweet meals is all

Orange chicken is always too sweet, which is the hallmark of round eye Asian food.

Even Yoshida, which I love, is too sweet unless I dilute it.

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

thats what you DONT want to eat there

its bad on your stomach

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by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

You got a sensitive tummy though, right?

My tummy is definitely more sensitive since I got something similar to malaria in Morocco.

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

well this was well before that happened

orange chicken from panda is like orange fried colon blow

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by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha

Colon blow.

DAMN YOU HARTMAN WIFE AWFUL PERSON LADY.

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

too bad she is dead so i couldnt kill her.

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by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Panda Express

by jksnake99 on Jun 30, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m part latino and have dimples…and an oden

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Jun 30, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

im not your principal

i meant women

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by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bidding war for Pac-10(12 actually) TV rights between Fox and ESPN

http://www.sportsbusinessjournal.com/article/66155

In fact, the bidding war over the Pac-10’s TV rights already is developing, leading some industry executives to predict that the conference’s windfall could hit ACC-type numbers. In May, ESPN agreed to pay $1.86 billion over 12 years for the ACC’s rights. That deal hasn’t been finalized.

The Pac-10’s current deals with ESPN and Fox Sports Net end in 2012, and sources say that the two networks already are informally making their interest known via several events that have been set up with Pac-10 coaches in New York, Los Angeles and Bristol, Conn.

"They won’t be negotiating," said one media executive who plans to attend one of the events. "But it’s definitely part of the courtship process."

I’d be shocked if ESPN didn’t make a strong bid. ESPN loves college sports. It has extensive deals with the Big Ten, SEC, ACC and Big 12 and could use the Pac-10’s later windows to round out its schedule.

ESPN recently sent word to the conference that it is interested in discussing a possible channel partnership, sources say. The move is a significant one for ESPN, which in the past has tried to keep conferences like the SEC from launching such a channel, and it shows that ESPN will be a serious bidder.

But ESPN isn’t alone. I expect Fox will also make a significant bid for the broadcast and cable rights. Since Chase Carey returned to Fox last summer, the broadcaster has become more aggressive about adding sports to its programming lineup. Just last month, for example, Fox nearly stole the ACC’s rights from ESPN. I can’t see the broadcaster passing on a conference that’s in its own backyard.

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by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 1:31 PM PDT reply actions  

acc numbers? lol

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Pac-10 will dwarf those

FB is the main driver of those and Pac-10 football is thousands of miles ahead of the ACC.

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by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

the ‘experts’ are predicting them to be the same…

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

But the Pac-10/12 will also have its own network

Which will add to that.

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by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

i wish turner networks would step in

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't

I don’t want Pac-whatever games broadcast out of Atlanta

I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

fair point. i haaaaaaaaaaaaaate fsn and i haaaaaaaaate espn’s coverage of the pac-10

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd take ESPN in a heartbeat

Rather than Fox Sports and their third-rate operation.

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by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed about fsn, but I think if ESPN had actual rights to show the Pac-whatever games of their choosing it would be better than it is… my nightmare scenario is Comcast making a play using Versus and CSNNW

I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

i like Petros on FSN

that is all.

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by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

so you’re the one

I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

why dont you like him?

OJ Mayo is the Blazers' PG of the Future

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

correct… In fact you are the first person I’ve ever heard have an affinity for the man

I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

nonsense

he has a nationally syndicated radio show. that wouldnt happen if people hated him

OJ Mayo is the Blazers' PG of the Future

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

find me another person who likes him then

I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

cloudy

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by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

cloudy called him an idiot below

I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s an idiot in a good way.

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

shhh….

I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

fail

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by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

certainly

but he knows his stuff, knows the pac 10 really well, and has an engaging personality. hes like the anti-eric snow

OJ Mayo is the Blazers' PG of the Future

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s an idiot, but at least he admits it.

and he knows the pac-10, sorta

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

hes awesome

he knows the PAC10 better than 90 percent of the other analysts since its all he focuses on. he also has some good connections from being the captain of the SC football team back in the day

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by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

i just got back from cloudy’s. he and his bro’s were sitting around listening to this summer jam, and drinking RC cola.

by EvilKaramazov on Jun 30, 2010 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Hahaha

That was the first album that taught Cloudy how life REALLY is.

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

this was next on our mix

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryYVzcLoe6A

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qBzuYyK_z0

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m sure this was queued up along w/ some semisonic

by EvilKaramazov on Jun 30, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

blind melon was up in a bit.. you should have stayed

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’ve got blind melon at home on my itunes.

by EvilKaramazov on Jun 30, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

i would have given you some free rc cola!

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

does it come on before or after 10,000 maniacs?

I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is my ballad:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdgCajndgNw

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I assumed it was this

I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6a-AHLRoAw

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaha

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

DOUGALL AND CLAIRE

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by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

you have no idea how much i wish i actually was related to him — i bet he has made so much money

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should tell your own father how much you wish he was Rick Moranis

But don’t explain anything about this running joke. Just leave him a note saying that and leave.

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha. i’ll do that on the day i go back to corvallis

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

PDX voted top city to visit this summer

http://ht.ly/25shi

The Best

#1 Portland

No. 1 for summer travel, eco-friendly Portland also grabbed the No. 1 spot for its parks and No. 2 for its farmers’ markets.

When Not to Go: Winter/Christmastime is when most respondents avoid this Oregon city. Unlike NYC with its tree lighting, Portland doesn’t offer much incentive for visitors to bear the damp cold.

Average Summer Temp: 66 degrees

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by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 1:48 PM PDT reply actions  

woot!

though this may mean more obnoxious tourists. Hey California people! it’s cold and rainy every single day and our beaches have no waves so don’t come here.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hear we hate minorities too

I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was asked 5 times today

How to get to Powells by tourists. Apparently I look like a knowledgeable local. Dont’ mind telling them.

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by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

speaking of Woot!

Amazon bought them just in time to announce it before the end of the fiscal quarter
http://www.woot.com/Blog/ViewEntry.aspx?Id=13390

by tingeyga on Jun 30, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, for sure.

I’m just a bitter cynical 20 something Portland local and I get tired of people moving here and then complaining about it every day.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

For the record, I do totally understand.

Portland is great for the locals, and the tourists (who are always in the “it’s all about me! I’m more important!” attitude) really hurt the atmosphere.

by Timmay! on Jun 30, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some do, some don't

Most tourists I’ve run into are pretty cool folks. The only annoying ones are the foodes. The dudes who show up at A Pizza Schools and whatnot and act like jerks.

I still find it odd that this city (which used to have virtually no tourists) has so many people wanting to come here for so many different reasons.

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by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

there are many reasons why Portland has launched into the national eye in recent years

i’m happy about it on one hand, because revenue is great for our city, but the group of people who are either tourists or Portland transplants and are couple richards make me really grumpy and then I get a bit turned off from the whole idea.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

we should start a campaign promoting Beaverton to them… they’re going to end up living there anyways eventually

I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beaverton is trying to do it

They hired the former head of the Portland Development Commission recently.

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by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that’s just so they can finally get the Round completed

I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've had terrible luck dealing with tourists recently

Just awful people, who believe since “We’re on vacation!” everyone should get out of their way.

by Timmay! on Jun 30, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep, i've encountered that a few times too.

such a horrible experience. I can’t imagine how bad it must be for foreign countries when American’s do the stereotype thing and give us all a bad name.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I'm abroad and see Americans doing that

It pisses me off so much. What’s the point of travel if you aren’t going to accept and celebrate the differences between cultures….

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

fully agreed

and then it gives people who are respectful of other cultures who simply want to travel for life experience and yadda yadda a terrible name because they assume we’re just like the 800 pound behemoth and his trophy wife who destroy everything we touch and insult people left and right.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I shocked the restuarant in the hotel I stayed in when I was in Ho Chi Minh City

Because I ordered actual Vietnamese dishes, not tourist dishes. They told us and the rest of our PSU-sponsored group that they didn’t expect Americans to do that.

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by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

in unrelated news, I am no longer welcome in most of Europe

I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

i moved here, to be your neighbor, grow a mustache and condescend on you GB while I water your yard w/ my PBR laced urine, i’d say more, but i’m too busy putting Ark’s face on my Michael Bolton action figures, for the street fairs i volunteer at.

by EvilKaramazov on Jun 30, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also I play in a crappy band

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

you wish you could be a bad Portland transplant EK

but you’re the kind of transplant that always wanted to be a part of the Portland culture so you fit in with it better than some locals. DON’T EVEN TRY TO BE A RICHARD! it’s not gonna work…

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

i will crash my bike into yore car, so help me god.

by EvilKaramazov on Jun 30, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

too bad I don't have a car

you can crash your bike into my bike though. I don’t know who’s bike is tougher (I have a trek 7.3).

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am either flattered or offended depending upon the vintage of your Bolton action figures

I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

but you look so charming w/ long hair and a clarinet!

by EvilKaramazov on Jun 30, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is me

I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

my hipster brain despises your love of money

I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heheheh

Portland needs to keep some out of state money flowing in right now, the last I heard.

by Timmay! on Jun 30, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everywhere does

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

unless you're running a kebab stand

I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

average summer temp: 66 degrees?

by tblazers on Jun 30, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you include June it is

June is often not that warm (not just this year).

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

But summer doesn't officially start till Jun 22

And runs through most of September, which is usually pretty warm.

by sammy on Jun 30, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus

Most people don’t realize that summer weather here extends into part of October.

I am the law!

by LaColin on Jun 30, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t tell them, geeze

I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

The whole no rain in summer thing (usually) ought to factor in too

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Average temps often seem low.

Also it cools down a lot at night.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

UT is there. and UT is ridiculous

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you're underestimating Austin.

The problem is that they simply age poorly, IMO.

by Timmay! on Jun 30, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those results

are obviously scientific and not subjective at all.

I am the law!

by LaColin on Jun 30, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Co-signed.

Even if the club scene isn’t your thing, it’s still interesting to visit.

by Timmay! on Jun 30, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep. and i wasn’t even old enough to drink when i visited

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

what are you talking about!—have you seen his smile?

by EvilKaramazov on Jun 30, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Author of

“How to turn a decent playoff series into years of unearned millions”.

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Odd.

During my brief trips to Texas I met a lot of ugly people. I guess I missed out.

This is my signature.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jun 30, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

What I don't understand is

how NYC gets ranked 15th… it’s easily first in my book (though I haven’t spent much time in Miami)

by sammy on Jun 30, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Summer weather sucks

Its really expensive and really crowded.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

in the summer though?

I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

And you can retreat to your $350 hotel room

The size of a broom closet. Hopefully it has AC.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Hotel room prices are an extension of the crazy cost of living.

The good news is that they seem to mostly have A/C if they’re a reputable place now.

by Timmay! on Jun 30, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

LA is better than NYC for hot women

by a long shot

although Dallas has gotta be up there with Miami and LA

OJ Mayo is the Blazers' PG of the Future

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

i found NY girls to be cute

but the quality to quantity ratio wasnt there for me.
also their accent ruins all cuteness

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by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Accent? Where do you hang out, Staten Island? Everyone in Manhattan/Brooklyn’s a transplant…

by sammy on Jun 30, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep, they are all from either the midwest or europe.

by Name's Ash on Jun 30, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

no sir, in fact just a month ago I met a very pretty girl from NYC out here and i thought, wow she aint too bad at all, then she opened her mouth and i cringed

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by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

meat grinder?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

i do not know this term

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by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

i ran with your ‘opened her mouth and i cringed’ line.

it’s when too much teeth is used

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahhh

it was her accent that killed me not her grill

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by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno.

I’ve spent a lot of time in the city, and every time I go back I’m blown away.

by sammy on Jun 30, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

where else have you gone?

to compare to?

OJ Mayo is the Blazers' PG of the Future

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sammy lives in LA

And he went on dozens of adventures with Indy back in the day.

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

and, yeah, the Nepalese hinterlands with Doctah Jones.

by sammy on Jun 30, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indy seems like the type who'd buy Shortround a nice hooker as soon as he turned 12

Have you ever read that PDF found the other year where it’s the story meetings between Lucas and Speilburg and Kasdan about what Indy would be? It’s pretty long but interesting to read the back and forth and debates about why and what would happen.

It was just the transcript written by an assistant in the room.

In it, Lucas wanted Marian to have been 13 or 14 when her and Indy had an affair with her, and that was part of the reason him and her father had fallen out.

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you or anyone else wants this PDF

I can email it to ‘em. It’s neat.

126 pages.

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

memememememe

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, it was worse than I remember

Lucas wanted her to be 11 or 12 when Indy and her first started sexing.


L — I like it if they already had a relationship at one
point. Because then you don’t have to build it.
G — I was thinking that this old guy could have been his
mentor. He could have known this little girl when she
was just a kid. Had an affair with her when she was eleven.
L —
And he was forty-two. .
G — He hasn’t seen her in twelve years.
two. It’s a real strange relationship.
S —She had better be older than twenty-two.
G — He’s thirty-five, and he knew her ten years ago when
he was twenty-five and she was only twelve.
G — It would be amusing to make her slightly young at the
time.
S — And promiscuous. She came onto him.

L = Lawrence Kasdad
S = The Steven
G = Lucas

GREAT IDEA GUYS. Make your main character a pedo.

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

G, why don’t you have a seat over here, my name’s Chris Hanson

I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like how Steven is at first like

“Uhhhh we can’t do that”

but then he gets all into it

“YEAH and she’s a real whore 11 year old too!”

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

the plane crash idea was so ridiculous, that they HAD to include it in temple of doom

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be original if you take "pedo" in its Spanish meaning.

Although I don´t know how you can do a film last when your main character is a “fart”.

Forbidden to forbid!

by amlmart1 on Jul 1, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Haha

I didn’t know that’s what it meant in Spainish, that’s funny.

I guess you guys are confused why we made such a big deal about Michael Jackson being a fart?

#52

by Mortimer on Jul 1, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I live in LA

Grew up in Tacoma, spent lots of time in Seattle, went to college in Providence, spent time abroad in London and Rome. Lots of road trips all around the US.

by sammy on Jun 30, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

awesome

and you still think NY is tops?

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by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not compared to Paris or Rome.

(Not even close). But compared to everywhere else? Yeah.

by sammy on Jun 30, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmm

have you been to MIA and DAL?

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by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

been to Miami, but only briefly. Never been to Dallas, though I’ve been to Austin. Can’t imagine I’d be much excited about Dallas girls, because, well, what the hell are they doing in Dallas?

by sammy on Jun 30, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

getting surgically repaired.

by Name's Ash on Jun 30, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

dallas has some amazing looking women

seriously. its like every hot southern woman goes to dallas.

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by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not really drawn to southern belles

by sammy on Jun 30, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

i dont really even dig white girls

but damn if the ones in Dallas didnt look amazingly good

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by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

dallas was extremely underwhelming when i went there.

austin was not

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

youre too young to understand

:)

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by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve also never been to Rio or Sao Paolo… I imagine those two would crush the competition.

by sammy on Jun 30, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

umm, yeah

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

those are also tricky

because the trannies there are like beyonce hot and its a dangerous proposition

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by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

ronaldinho agrees with you

I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

so does c. ronaldo

but he does it on purpose

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by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ooooh I wanna go to Brazil.

Crazy mix-em-ups and poor people I can impress with my wrist watch calculator.

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

what’s a mix-em-up?

by sammy on Jun 30, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

The mish mash of different ethnicities create super hotness, in my opinion

I am partial to black ladies, but crazy mix-em-ups with Black, Hispanic, native, white, everything = hotness.

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh yeah totally

brazilians are one of a kind

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by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

check yore email

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

road trip! i think idol wants to go too

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

we should make it happen

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

set it all up, i’ll pitch in

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'M IN.

You had me at “suitcase full of drugs”.

#52

by Mortimer on Jul 1, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

best thing about this plan

Is that we’d drive right through your town!

by idoltime on Jul 1, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, we could pick up him and GOR on the way

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jul 1, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

most annoying thing about NYC in the summer

is the A/C sweat dripping on you when you’re on the sidewalk. I always feel like people are spitting out their windows.

by sammy on Jun 30, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

66 in the summer?

thats not right is it.

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by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can anybody tell me why ESPN3 suddenly stopped working for me?

I watched most of the World Cup on ESPN3, then tried to cue up the Netherlands group 16 game and got a message that I didn’t have the right carrier (which I don’t… Time Warner apparently isn’t supported by ESPN3). If this is the case, how was I getting access before? Is there a hack or something that I unwittingly did then undid?

by sammy on Jun 30, 2010 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

for whatever reason for a while they had stopped making you log in using your local carrier for about a month… now they’ve started up again… my guess is something was missed in updating the webpage and now it’s been corrected

I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

the only hack that I know

is that if you know the user name and password of somebody who is on a supported network, you can log in as them and watch.

by tingeyga on Jun 30, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just got back from lunch with Ben.

everything we talked about was off the record except that he’s disappointed in the BEdgers for low site visits in May…He said much lower than last May.

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Jun 30, 2010 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I have a simple solution

ADVANCE IN THE PLAYOFFS!

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then Ben. needs to learn to count

the sitemeter data says that there were 355,064 in May 2010 and 279,823 in May 09. That seems like a goodly increase in site visits to me.

Page views, on the other hand, were basically equal 789,328 this May versus 784,348 last May

by tingeyga on Jun 30, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

probably advertising impressions! click more!!!

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Jun 30, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

i must say, he has some good insider info on that.

he’s gonna be in Vegas for 10 days covering summer league. He thinks its gonna be pretty exciting with Armon Johnson and Patty Mills on the squad fighting for a spot. No one will be pass.

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Jun 30, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I trust Ben, actually

I think it prolly goes beyond “he just really liked KP” and he sees something really unfair going on.

That’s too bad.

The revisionists are annoying right now.

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

when i look back to this comment ↑, i recall you saying, "they just give 110%, 100% of the time)

by EvilKaramazov on Jun 30, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

interesting

So does Larry Miller really play the “What? Little ol’ harmless me?” bit too well?

by Name's Ash on Jun 30, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still think people overemphasize Larry Miller's role in everything.

The dude is just a garden-variety middle management type handling business stuff.

by AK1984 on Jun 30, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

He probably is.

Just the kind of guy I want running my business.

I am the law!

by LaColin on Jun 30, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

i feel bad for larry miller, actually.

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t be. he knows exactly what he’s doing.

he’s a politically powerful man, more so outside the organization than most know

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Jun 30, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

prove it!

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

just wait till he leaves the organization…he’ll land a job anywhere he wants

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Jun 30, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

welcome to corporate america

I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s a powerful business person.

he’s an exec not some middle manager.

middle managers don’t pull almost $1m/year base salary + commission

i’m sure he’s directly responsible for P/L for anything that involves the Blazers.

that guy ran a half billion dollar business unit at Nike…

do i like him? no do i trust him? no, but is he an empty suit? definitely not

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Jun 30, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha he’s definitely not middle management anything.

he’s an officer of the company. high level executive.

he has a lot more to do with everything than people will know.

PA might be dumb, but not dumb enough to pay $1m/year for an empty suit.

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Jun 30, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree that Larry Miller has business savvy, but ...

true upper management to me would be somebody like Tod Leiweke.

by AK1984 on Jun 30, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

actually, that is not the case.

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Jun 30, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

they should hire hunter s thompson to write for them.

by EvilKaramazov on Jun 30, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hear he’s not doing anything right now… just laying around the countryside

I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

w0rd. they need to bring maidturek back

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Jun 30, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

They should've marketed my glorious return better.

It was worse than how FOX treated Arrested Development.

by AK1984 on Jun 30, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions   3 recs

hahahah rec

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Jun 30, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

An interesting link

for any of you metro area people wondering what that siren was for:

http://208.71.205.35/PITS/

I am the law!

by LaColin on Jun 30, 2010 2:14 PM PDT reply actions  

From Cloudy's songlist

i can tell he’s a suburban white kid age 18-24, doesn’t belong in a gang but flashes gang signs while singing to these tunes, quotes Biggy all night long at parties that serve wine coolers, glorifies to people that his family is below the poverty/ghetto line but in fact he’s filthy rich, talks about getting tatted up with henna, disrespects the ladies by whistling nonsense then comes home to get pwn by momma, then goes online and talks about getting an education to become a doctor like daddy.

white suburban male, amiright?

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Jun 30, 2010 2:32 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

nasty

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

your a strawberry hill kid

dont lie

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by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

biggest swing from 80s to 2000

its now more cool to be poor for white people…

in the 80s losers were poor.. in the 2000s poverty is street cred

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by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

have the 80's come back yet?

It seems like it is on the verge of coming back. Maybe when the economy returns, everyone will be trading stocks, doing blow, popping collars, and driving Lamborghini’s.

by Name's Ash on Jun 30, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

i saw a picture of kourtney kardashians baby daddy

he looks like someone forgot to tell him American Psycho was a movie and its from many many years ago

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by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

straight 80s

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by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, yeah, that is how he looks

Total douchey look. Don’t need to hear him talk or anything about him. His look and hair say more than words ever could.

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmm

I am picturing him wearing a white linen blazer with rolled up sleeves.

by Name's Ash on Jun 30, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

he still rocks the sweater with the tied knot

over the shoulders
and wears white slacks and dock shoes.

no im not kidding

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by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

funny

last time I was in LA I saw a white Escalade with the plates “I Run LA” on it. I guffawed.

by Name's Ash on Jun 30, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

i can assure you

Mort meant no disrespect. he just RUNS LA

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by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was in torrance, which seemed out of place.

by Name's Ash on Jun 30, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

LA Galaxy coach

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by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

no clue

just guessing at the location and plate

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by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

my house isn’t even the size of dougall’s kitchen.

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, i could have put Dougall in the subject line and it would have worked too

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Jun 30, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

dougall went to jesuit man. i live in woodburn… i ain’t no suburbanite

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

cause woodburn is so urban…

I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

? old town woodburn is about as ghetto as it gets in rural areas

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

and i mean ‘ghetto’ in the bad way.

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

all 3 blocks of it? Woodburn is Suburban… Drain is Rural

I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol i drove down i5 yesterday

and i saw a sign for gervais…it was the first time i noticed it even tho i lived here all my life. lol its not even far from here yet i only know 2 people from there….and know only 1 person biblically.

"There was a time when this blog was for intelligent BASKETBALL fans. It has unfortunately become O-Live 2…" ~Ilikeemall

"Did they really expect me to bow down to Jesus?!?" ~Sophia
"At first glance, I saw a fairly unremarkable penis." ~Sophia on Greg Oden

by Philthyanimal on Jun 30, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

you should visit g town, mang

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

what do you have there?

"There was a time when this blog was for intelligent BASKETBALL fans. It has unfortunately become O-Live 2…" ~Ilikeemall

"Did they really expect me to bow down to Jesus?!?" ~Sophia
"At first glance, I saw a fairly unremarkable penis." ~Sophia on Greg Oden

by Philthyanimal on Jun 30, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

whoa....more people went to my HS than live in gervais

"There was a time when this blog was for intelligent BASKETBALL fans. It has unfortunately become O-Live 2…" ~Ilikeemall

"Did they really expect me to bow down to Jesus?!?" ~Sophia
"At first glance, I saw a fairly unremarkable penis." ~Sophia on Greg Oden

by Philthyanimal on Jun 30, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah…

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

honestly i dont think i can handle the racial makeup of that town

if wikipedia is to be trusted

"There was a time when this blog was for intelligent BASKETBALL fans. It has unfortunately become O-Live 2…" ~Ilikeemall

"Did they really expect me to bow down to Jesus?!?" ~Sophia
"At first glance, I saw a fairly unremarkable penis." ~Sophia on Greg Oden

by Philthyanimal on Jun 30, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

what does wiki say?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

ehh 40ish % white

.3% asian
50something percent other…which doesnt include black or native american

"There was a time when this blog was for intelligent BASKETBALL fans. It has unfortunately become O-Live 2…" ~Ilikeemall

"Did they really expect me to bow down to Jesus?!?" ~Sophia
"At first glance, I saw a fairly unremarkable penis." ~Sophia on Greg Oden

by Philthyanimal on Jun 30, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha, pretty close.

i’d guesstimate that it’s: 60% hispanic, 30% white, 10% old believer russians.

if yore just counting the town itself, then probably 70/30 hispanic/white

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

ya i cant handle that

i’ll probably be wearing my
shirt if i go tho

"There was a time when this blog was for intelligent BASKETBALL fans. It has unfortunately become O-Live 2…" ~Ilikeemall

"Did they really expect me to bow down to Jesus?!?" ~Sophia
"At first glance, I saw a fairly unremarkable penis." ~Sophia on Greg Oden

by Philthyanimal on Jun 30, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha you have to go there at least once.

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

oops

"There was a time when this blog was for intelligent BASKETBALL fans. It has unfortunately become O-Live 2…" ~Ilikeemall

"Did they really expect me to bow down to Jesus?!?" ~Sophia
"At first glance, I saw a fairly unremarkable penis." ~Sophia on Greg Oden

by Philthyanimal on Jun 30, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

….

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

i have no opinion on the matter, considering old believers are the only kind of russian know

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I work with one that takes about every four days off for a religious holiday. It is kinda annoying.

by Name's Ash on Jun 30, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

takes one of every four days off

by Name's Ash on Jun 30, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

All of Oregon is white

With some Mexi-cans.

You can’t handle OREGON!

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

gervais is a stark contrast to portland

"There was a time when this blog was for intelligent BASKETBALL fans. It has unfortunately become O-Live 2…" ~Ilikeemall

"Did they really expect me to bow down to Jesus?!?" ~Sophia
"At first glance, I saw a fairly unremarkable penis." ~Sophia on Greg Oden

by Philthyanimal on Jun 30, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

ipod nano’s on woot today

by EvilKaramazov on Jun 30, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

they’re twenty bucks cheaper than amazon.

by EvilKaramazov on Jun 30, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

hee hee

It’s okay, I love Amazon, I don’t mind giving them all my money

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

is woot owned by amazon?

by EvilKaramazov on Jun 30, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

interesting. i check it pretty regularly; and have purchased..

by EvilKaramazov on Jun 30, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously? thats cool i guess

i’ll have to shop woot more often

"There was a time when this blog was for intelligent BASKETBALL fans. It has unfortunately become O-Live 2…" ~Ilikeemall

"Did they really expect me to bow down to Jesus?!?" ~Sophia
"At first glance, I saw a fairly unremarkable penis." ~Sophia on Greg Oden

by Philthyanimal on Jun 30, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

The espn FA slot machine is kinda funny

http://espn.go.com/nba/features/freeagentslotmachine

It’s interesting to take a spin then try to figure out which teams missed completely…

by sammy on Jun 30, 2010 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

i just got boozer and lbj to the bulls, and bosh and wade in mia. that’d probably be interesting right?

by EvilKaramazov on Jun 30, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

the scenarios are more or less random so they’re pretty unrealistic, but still, it pretty clearly illustrates that there’s a really high likelihood that one or more teams are just gonna strike out completely. I mean, what the hell do the the Bulls and NYC do if Amare goes back to Phoenix, Joe Johnson signs with Atlanta, and LeBosh end up in Miami? They have 4 players on their roster!

by sammy on Jun 30, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

kinda like the Warriors last year.

by jksnake99 on Jun 30, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

they get a graet chance to win the harrison davis sweepstakes

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL.

i mean harrison barnes

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah… where is our friend HD anyways?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

The last couple days I’ve wondered if it’s in the NBA’s best interest to have LBJ, Bosh, and Wade all on the same team. What do you guys think? Does a dynasty provide more than say a handful of teams w/ hope at the beginning of every year?

by EvilKaramazov on Jun 30, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s a great story if three superstars swallow their pride and agree to play for less money so they have a better shot at winning a title

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

it sounds like you want to sell newspapers. what about the brand of basketball?

by EvilKaramazov on Jun 30, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

all stern cares about is publicity and $$$$$

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

i don’t see a dynasty from those 3 guys.

still just one bball to go around.

Dwight Howard has a better chance to win a title than those 3 guys together.

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Jun 30, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m not joking.

they didn’t look that great together in the olympics.

huge ego/mental composition flaw with that group.

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Jun 30, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know you aren’t joking, that’s what’s so funny.

by jksnake99 on Jun 30, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

you think those 3 together would build a dynasty?

i rather just have Lebron and a decent center.

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Jun 30, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

they would win multiple titles.

Its about equally as scary as the LeBron+Bosh to Chicago scenario.

by jksnake99 on Jun 30, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

lebron/bosh to chicago >>>>>> lbj/wade/bosh in miami

lebron will win multiple titles, i don’t think it’s dependent on bosh or wade.

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Jun 30, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

In all honesty, pairing LBJ with Derrick Rose has teh same usage ...

fears as pairing him with Dwyane Wade. In addition, it lacks the same immense upside. So yeah, I’m shaking my head in chagrin here.

by AK1984 on Jun 30, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Rose is a bad fit for Lebron

Mo Williams and Delonte West are good fits though!

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Delonte was

until he turned his romantic attentions towards LeBron’s mom

by tingeyga on Jun 30, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's up there with Timbo's love affair with Martell Webster and Juwan Howard.

Anyhow, while it’s plausible a trio of Chris Bosh, LBJ, and Dwyane could implode from within, it’s clearly worth the very slight risk. As it is, though, I don’t expect LBJ will go to Miami, since it’s doubtful that he wants to share the spotlight with Wade.

So yeah, being afraid to pair LBJ with Wade is risk aversion at its absolute worst.

by AK1984 on Jun 30, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it doesn't work out after a year or two

You could always trade one of them for a handfull of role players.

Still on the Rex bandwagon.

by dan_the_man on Jun 30, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree

Remember when the lakers has kobe, malone and GP?

I am the law!

by LaColin on Jun 30, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

totally different. Malone and GP were miles past their primes.

by jksnake99 on Jun 30, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, malone and GP were in the twilight of their careers.

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Jun 30, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s nothing compared to lbj/bosh/wade in their primes

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fine.

I take it back

I am the law!

by LaColin on Jun 30, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

to be fair, i don’t think the nba has ever seen a team with that great of a trio

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bird, Mchale, and Parrish disagrees with you

so would Magic, Worthy, Kareem

and Jordan, Pippen, Bill Willington

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Jun 30, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

funny, all of those teams won multiple titles….

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

huh? and your already crowning lbj/wade/bosh greater than those?

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Jun 30, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

yore “one bball” argument suucks considering all of those teams won titles with those three

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

the threes i mentioned played cohesively to their natural pecking order…

my base assumption is that wade/bosh/lbj wouldn’t since they all claim, “i’m the man in free agency”

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Jun 30, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

you guys miscalculate the mental composition of those 3.

wade has like aids, bosh has future mf knees, and lbj squirms when kobe is around

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Jun 30, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha why does Wade have AIDs?

I know he’s a poon hound.

I think once they learned to play with each other, Wade’s game would be marginalized but they’d STILL just be too damn good.

Lebron and Wade with no big wouldn’t be as good, I think, but those 3 together would be so tough. Lebron on his OWN is too tough usually. If Bosh and Wade can’t be his co-stars, then yeah, it won’t work. Because Lebron is the clear top dogg.

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

i can tell he has aids, just like i can tell cloudy is a suburbanite white teenager

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Jun 30, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

then he clearly does not have aids

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s right…you are “black”

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Jun 30, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

never said i was?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

in a typical season how many teams have more than a punchers chance at the title?

5? (In last years case I think that you would say Lakers, Spurs, Cavs, Magic, Celtics as the only real threats)

Putting them all on the same team would shrink that number down a bit, but it would also hopefully increase the amount of good basketball which is what the non-die hard fans are going for.

by tingeyga on Jun 30, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d say the Western conference featured 6 or so teams that could have legitimately won a title.

by sammy on Jun 30, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's more predictable

But I’d rather the Knicks got screwed.

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s broken— I can’t get LeBron on the Blazers.

by jksnake99 on Jun 30, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

We're the only team it makes sense for him to join

If he wants to win titles. THE ONLY.

TEAM.

IF.

HE WANTS TO WIN.

TITLES.

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

in other news, naturallycurly is now following me on twitter….hmmm, what could that be?

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Jun 30, 2010 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

SINGLES IN YOUR AREA
CLICK HERE
MUST BE 18+ TO ENTER

I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

I dont tweeter twoot

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’ll follow you as captainsizzlechest

by EvilKaramazov on Jun 30, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

summer league roster on the frontpage. I'm digging it.
Luke Babbitt
Jimmy Baron
Dante Cunningham
Michael Fey
Mike Green
Ekene Ibekwe
Armon Johnson
Joe Krabbenhoft
Patrick Mills
Demetris Nichols
Jeff Pendergraph
Nik Raivio
Luke Schenscher
Reyshawn Terry

http://www.blazersedge.com/2010/6/30/1545892/portland-trail-blazers-2010-las

Mike Green was the tough D-minded PG for Butler this past year. I really like him, but hard to see how he gets much pt behind Armon and Patty. Jimmy Baron is a lights out shooter from Rhode Island.

by jksnake99 on Jun 30, 2010 3:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Thunder summer league roster is gonna destroy!

Eric Maynor
Kyle Weaver
James Harden
Matt Janning
Latavious Williams
Robert Vaden
Ryan Reid
D.J. White
Marcus Lewis
Serge Ibaka
Byron Mullens

by sammy on Jun 30, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bryon Mullens still in the league?

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Jun 30, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

?

He was a rookie last year.

by sammy on Jun 30, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahah i know

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Jun 30, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nik Raivio?

That’s awesome.

Team KP

by Roybot on Jun 30, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

meets code

I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

does your wife know your password?

I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

when lbj leaves cleveland, we’ll need to adopt the cavaliers like some kind of orphaned child, whose parents died in terrible house fire…. what i’m saying, is we like dumbledore will need to watch over the harry potter cavaliers; and we’ll need to watch out for the snake like lbj and his death eaters.

by EvilKaramazov on Jun 30, 2010 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

haha

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahah Jorge Sedano of Miami Herald

lebron talking to ray allen to take less money to join big 3 in Miami

N8 not happy with news

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Jun 30, 2010 3:23 PM PDT reply actions  

hey watup fool. long time no talk. good to see you around.

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Jun 30, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

yay!!

It’s supposed to rain tomorrow and Friday according to what I’ve seen, but I’m glad it’ll be nice Sunday.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Put your FA predictions here

Here’s mine:

Lebron – Nets
Wade – Heat
Bosh – Heat
Boozer – Nets
Joe J – Hawks
Amare – Knicks

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Jun 30, 2010 3:30 PM PDT reply actions  

LeBron, Bosh—→ Bulls
Wade, Boozer—→ Heat
Amare, Joe—→ Knicks

by jksnake99 on Jun 30, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

whoa

those are pretty close to mine at the exact same time

OJ Mayo is the Blazers' PG of the Future

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

no way Joe turns that down if that’s true

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Jun 30, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, probably not. If Joe goes back to ATL, Amare either goes to NY or back to PHX. Or maybe Miami with Booz going somewhere else.

by jksnake99 on Jun 30, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

i hope jj redick and adam morrison end up on the bulls too.

by EvilKaramazov on Jun 30, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lebron – Bulls
Wade – Heat
Bosh – Nets
Boozer -Heat
Joe J – Hawks
Amare – Knicks

OJ Mayo is the Blazers' PG of the Future

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I anticipate just being whelmed. Neither over nor under.

Ultimately the players are going to decide to follow the money. Especially LeBron.

Lebron – Nets
Wade – Heat
Bosh – Bulls
Boozer – Suns
Joe J – Hawks
Amare – Knicks

I am the law!

by LaColin on Jun 30, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

LeBron/Bosh → Nets
Wade/Amare —> Heat
Boozer —> Bulls
Lee
→Phoenix
Joe—>Hawks

by sammy on Jun 30, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really cant see Bosh being anyones sidekick

I think he has made that pretty clear in his interviews, yet everyone is just writing it off

OJ Mayo is the Blazers' PG of the Future

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d think he goes wherever LeBron goes, unless LeBron returns to Cleveland. I think he’s tired of losing.

Honestly though? I don’t really much care.

by sammy on Jun 30, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

agree.

i want them to all lose viciously

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Jun 30, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has said before that he aint nobodys sidekick

he is the centerpiece for a team.
hence no LeBron

OJ Mayo is the Blazers' PG of the Future

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lebron – Cavs
Wade – Heat
Bosh – Bulls
Boozer – Suns
Joe J – Hawks
Amare – Nets

I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

after lebron wins his first title, he’ll go back to the Cavs to try to win one for them

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Jun 30, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

James — Bulls
Wade — Heat
Bosh — Heat
Boozer — Nets
Johnson — Hawks
Stoudemire — Knicks

by tblazers on Jun 30, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

from @jwquick
Danny Ferry interviewed with Blazers both Tuesday and today. President Miller: “Went well…as expected”

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Jun 30, 2010 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

quick always has an agenda

OJ Mayo is the Blazers' PG of the Future

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

what’s the agenda here?

just a report that he interviewed both Tuesday and Today.

which is accurate

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Jun 30, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like he is desperate for us to get Ferry

and I am not sure why

OJ Mayo is the Blazers' PG of the Future

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

they have a plan…just not solid.

Petrie probably pulled his name because they had Ferry as the preference.

I actually think its Kerr then Ferry as their priority…and Kerr trying to leverage TNT contract to get a bigger bump from the Blazers…and Blazers ignoring it

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Jun 30, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

what about David Griffen

the daywalker

OJ Mayo is the Blazers' PG of the Future

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

ruled out for being too soulless

I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is the #1 reason

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Jun 30, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

no.

he’s a ginger + his agent is W. Legrie

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Jun 30, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahh

legarie has a lot of clients

what about Dennis Lindsey.. dont let the suns steal him

OJ Mayo is the Blazers' PG of the Future

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

horrible last name

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Jun 30, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

he spells it properly though

if he spelled it with an A I wouldnt recommend him

OJ Mayo is the Blazers' PG of the Future

by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

why is this offensive? please explain

I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

sounds like D. Ferry is the guy they want

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Jun 30, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

unless Kerr pops up again and re-thinks his situation

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Jun 30, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heart ...'s in quotes

I’m going to fill them in

"Went well into the night, we couldn’t get him to leave as expected"

I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

@RONARTESTCOM I played the second quarter in game seven with a weggie Super uncomfortable

by sammy on Jun 30, 2010 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

back in his neighborhood he was used to wedgies

in one game there was an argument and one dude grabbed another dudes undies and wedgied it so hard that his friend died. So he’s used to playing with wedgies that are really rough.

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had completely forgotten

that the 1996 free agent class was as big as this one. wow.
Jordan
Shaq
Mourning
Reggie Miller
Charles Barkley
Gary Payton
Allan Houston
Juwan Howard
Kenny Anderson

damn b

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by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 3:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Mutombo
Tim Hardaway
John Stockton

good lord

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by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

No one here moved

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by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah.

And Jordan signed like a $30m/1yr deal, right?

by sammy on Jun 30, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only

Jordan, Miller, GP, Howard on this list stayed put

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by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder how many

of the FAs in this class were considered serious candidates to change teams, though…

by sammy on Jun 30, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

almost all of them

apparently. A LOT of them did
Shaq
Mourning
Barkley
Houston
Kenny Anderson
to name a few

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by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mourning stayed put

he had been traded to the Heat the year prior

by tingeyga on Jun 30, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahh good call

also for AK and Sammy

96 was the year of Jim McIlvane’s earth shattering deal

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by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

So really

Shaq was the only giant piece on the move. Barkley was obviously still effective, but he was 33.

by sammy on Jun 30, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

although a lot of guys seriously tested the waters

before settling back on original teams. not unlike some people think will happen this year

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by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Finally updated my iPod Touch

I really like the way it looks with the update. The brighter/more clear screen is wonderful

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 4:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Coke head Horford is a RFA

if the hawks sign JJ to a max 6 year deal, maybe they will have to part with him.. we could promise him good coke and trade him for LMA

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by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 4:09 PM PDT reply actions  

damn

Team Option

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by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to throw up just looking at that blue Boone’s Farm

by sammy on Jun 30, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's the worst one

but it’s the one girls like the best.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno. Girls in HS drank Coronas and Mikes Hard Lemonade (bad, but nothing on the level of Boone’s Farm), then in college we all moved straight to beer and whiskey. If you were pour, you bought 40s. Never MD or Boone’s Farm.

by sammy on Jun 30, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

i like Corona Extra. it’s the lightest beer i drink. great on hot days.

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

The bodegas around my immediate neighborhood don’t have the best beer selection. I probably drink more Pacifico than any other beer.

by sammy on Jun 30, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pacifico is good though. enjoy that and Corona both. good, light beers. go very well with food.

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

you going to the timbers game?

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Jun 30, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

no. hadn’t planned on it. when is that?

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

tonight at 730

meeting up with skywaker, gb, philty, prez

beer garden better be open.

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Jun 30, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah. no probably not. sounds like fun though. i’m pretty tired. and a big wuss.

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

pacifico is cool

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

where you live?

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by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

k-town

by ‘immediate neighborhood’ I mean the place down the block

by sammy on Jun 30, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

korea town?

i dont know what ktown means

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by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

in LA right?

why dont you join our LA posse for beers sometime.. you can come be the token convert fan

we just gotta make sure Morty doesnt go LA on us. HA

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by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's no convert!

He’s the treacherous OKC fan!

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hes secretly a Blazer fan

dont let him fool you

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by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh… wait.

now I’m remembering all the Cook’s champagne, Franzia Rosé, and handles of Popov

by sammy on Jun 30, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

indeed

boones farm was pre mikes hard

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by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I meant of the boones farm flavors

a group of friends and I take rafts down the Clackamas river during the summer and get boone’s farm and natty ice because they’re very cheap and it’s not a bgi deal if you lose them on the rapids. The only way we drink boones is by chugging it, like half a bottle per drink kind of thing. The girls like the blue one the best, but it’s kind of the worst to chug. the red is pretty easy.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

totally written by an AZ person

i guarantee it

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by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have had all of those

Thunderbird gave me the worst headache

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by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

AXE HEAD

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

MD 2020 is bad too

but thunderbird was the worst
at least night train was bearable

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by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

ooph

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oooh that would hit the spot

I’ll dump these Blue Moon Belgian White Ales!

by Timmay! on Jun 30, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blue Moon for the win!!

as far as mass produced “microbrews” go, that one is far and away my favorite.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

breakfast beer!

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by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fruit in beer = for sissies.

Just kidding. I like Blue moon as well as a pseudo-microbrew.

"I think he’s been doing some good things. I think he’s been doing some good things. He’s had to play a lot of minutes lately with Blake being out. I think he’s been doing some good things." -Nate McMillan

by xedubx on Jun 30, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

not true

I really like a good lambic. Couldn’t care less for Blue Moon though.

by sammy on Jun 30, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

thank you so much for using this correctly
Couldn’t care less for Blue Moon though.

. The phrase has been butchered and now too many people say “could care less” which makes them sound really dumb if you really think about it. it’s one of those silly things like people using "irony’ correctly or knowing how to spell “definitely.”

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

youre insane. literally

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by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually googled the phrase “could care less” a while ago because it was one of those things that I could never understand. I thought there must be some reference that I didn’t get. Nope. It’s just a retarded phrase. Like “irregardless.”

by sammy on Jun 30, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

[whoops, toc, sorry]

by sammy on Jun 30, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anthony Morrow's an RFA?

Why did I think he was unrestricted this whole time?

by sammy on Jun 30, 2010 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

750 mil and custody of kids

Elin is now the hottest, richest lady out there

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by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I think even if happily married

I’d take 750 million to not be married any day of the week.

Tiger being a dude with bad taste in women is the best thing to happen to her!

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

only cause she hasn’t net you yet Morty

I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

as she was hitting him with the golf club, he saw stars spinning around his head and she saw dollar signs spinning around hers.

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

Gallinari stinks.
Babbitt is awesome, even though I know nothing about him other than he didn’t wear a t-shirt under his jersey in college and that he is the White Tom Chambers

by tingeyga on Jun 30, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey now

Gallo’s aight. Their stats from their final year pre-NBA are eerily similar.

by MadBlaze on Jun 30, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope, Gallinari is both current and has not reached his potential yet… if you are down on calling him “The White Tom Chambers” I suggest refering to him as “George Mikan with a Jump Shot”

I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe before Gallo suffered from Morty-Back

Gallo doesn’t move as well as he used to and now plays like an old Peja Stojakavic.

Babbsie seems to move a lot better, handle the ball better.

Who knows though! Maybe once he hits the NBA, Babbsie looks more Gallo-y.

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Luke Babbit has superior handles to Danilo Gallinari.

Gallinari is basically a young version of broken-down Peja Stojakovic.

by AK1984 on Jun 30, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

So Babbitt>Gallo

That would be heck of a pick up for the 16th pick.

by MadBlaze on Jun 30, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Adam's reaction was amazing.

I thought he was going to kill one of them.

This is my signature.

by L-TrainFTW! on Jun 30, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

hes not as crazy as Jamie is

who is a jerkface off set

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by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOR is Jamie

I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

It wouldn't surprise me, Jamie looks like he's very particular

Which would translate to “jerkface” to many folks.

He and Adam are such oil-and-water that it’s very beneficial to the show. It seems clear in recent seasons that they’ve worked out their on-set problems and have developed more chemistry.

by Timmay! on Jun 30, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

his staff is not a big fan

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by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, I'm not really uptight and stoic like him.

I’ve got a more brash and in-your-face personality.

by AK1984 on Jun 30, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I glanced at this reply, I read "fresh" instead of brash

I thought to myself, “huh, I like AK referring to himself as fresh.” But then I saw that it said brash. I’ll be honest. I was a little disappointed.

Still on the Rex bandwagon.

by dan_the_man on Jun 30, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha

Calling oneself “fresh” is funny.

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

The irony is it's so "not" fresh

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Fresh" could be the new fierce.

That’s not quite my style, however.

by AK1984 on Jun 30, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like Mentos?

Still on the Rex bandwagon.

by dan_the_man on Jun 30, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOTHING IS THAT FRESH

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe NSFBE?

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by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

wut

Richard Jefferson opted out???!?!?!!??!?!?!?

Spurs are sooo lucky

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Jun 30, 2010 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

he must hate Pop

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Jun 30, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

i guess if everyone goes to 1 or 2 places, he can get more money

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Jun 30, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

plus depending on how the new collective bargaining agreement reads, he can probably get a longer deal now than next year and make more in the long run

I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Knicks

I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

man, i don’t know…it would be hard for a non superstar to walk away from $15m…

$15m??? really

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Jun 30, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yao and Tyson Chandler knew better

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Jun 30, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

They both would have been nuts to opt out.

Yao’s injury would have hurt him. I bet it was tough for he and his agent to debate opting out while injured, vs having a good comeback but being a FA with the new CBA.

by Timmay! on Jun 30, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think Yao would have gotten a lot of offers…not sure about Chandler though.

Yao is loyal to a fault

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Jun 30, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Houston's support of his injuries definitely must have weighed on his mind.

If Tyson had considered opting out, I suspect his agent would have tackled him and duct taped his mouth shut until the deadline passed.

by Timmay! on Jun 30, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

which makes me wonder where richard jeffersons agent is

he played himself into a 4mil a year deal max

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by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

He'll get more than that,

but even if they get a $18m/3, wouldn’t it have made a lot more sense to just bank the $15m up front?

by sammy on Jun 30, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, he needs to fire his gay agent

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Jun 30, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe he thought it was too much of a commitment… did he text RC the news?

I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

if it wasnt for them

you wouldnt have presti

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by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I admire them tremendously. I also hate them.

by sammy on Jun 30, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, Richard Jefferson is an idiot.

Oh well, he can move to L.A. and do porn or something.

by AK1984 on Jun 30, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

i was at ihop in vancouver today and mcmillan was there and i was overhearing his conversation. i wanted to interrupt but i just couldn’t.

loveisrespect

by portlandgiirl91 on Jun 30, 2010 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

what was he talking about?

I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

need more shooters.

by jksnake99 on Jun 30, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

vets are hard to come by in the draft… and Kahn had already zeroed in on Wes Johnson

I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

hehe

i chuckled

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by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

when he was talking about Martell, did he start to cry?

and if so, from happiness or sadness?

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

“martell, he could do some things for the TWolves. he’ll be scrappy for them.”

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Jun 30, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

“you have to guard him.”

by jksnake99 on Jun 30, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

“i don’t want to comment on that. we have to play our game.”

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Jun 30, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

“again. you gotta scrap. you gotta battle.”

by jksnake99 on Jun 30, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

uhhhhhhhhhhh....scrap...uhhhhhhhhhhhh......

"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden

by dario argento on Jun 30, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

are you sure it was him?

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by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

so jay,

with a name like that, we should call him babcock.

OOOWWEEEEE and don’t get fooled AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!OHHWOWOWWWWWWW

by Name's Ash on Jul 1, 2010 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

did he finish his meal?

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Jun 30, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

that’s cool.

you should have said hello and then begged for Rudy’s number

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

the quickest way to reach Rudy is to lower his playing time by 30 seconds. then he will complain and you know where to find him. easy peasy

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

time to go

talk to you kids later

have a good night!
GOR

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by GreatOden'sRaven on Jun 30, 2010 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

just got a half flat of hood strawberries for 6 bucks

IN YOUR FACE JERK-KNOBS

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Roadside vendor?

We have tons of those in the Bay Area. Folks from the nearby farms drive into town, set up shop on busy streetcorners, and sell amazing quality strawberries at rock-bottom prices (thanks to the removal of the middleman).

by Timmay! on Jun 30, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, way better than any super market

The guy was selling whole flats for ten. That half flat will fill up a gallon freezer bag easy. They taste so sweet it’s like they’re already jam.

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

i feel so poorly right now…..

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

boy…..Felix looks really dialed in tonight.

M’s up 3-0 in the 4th.

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

that won’t help their draft position.

by jksnake99 on Jun 30, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, but as a big M’s fan……

winning is way more fun. besides, if they can show some promise, maybe Lee will even resign. hahaha

i actually really don’t like this sort of position, being sort of borderline especially when you have a guy like Lee who you could get good prospects for. it’s tough to know how to feel about the games. it’d be better if they were just flat out awful and never showed promise for this season. but now their luck seems to have turned a little and they’re doing pretty well.

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

i was just kidding, sort of.

yeah, its an uncomfortable spot to be in.

by jksnake99 on Jun 30, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

100% sure Lee will be traded

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Jun 30, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah i’m pretty sure he will be too.

i just hope the guys that get really pan out and one of them is major league ready.

it will still be a sad day though.

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

We're not gonna end up with the #1 pick

So who cares. It’s not like the race for Strasburg all over again. I’d rather the kids get some wins rather than everyone on the team hating themselves and life going into next season.

by sammy on Jun 30, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reviews are in for The Last Airbender.

It’s getting better reviews than I expected:

Even in 3D, [it’s] one-dimensional.
The most well-rounded failure of the year so far.
The acting is laughable, the effects are phony, the editing is addled and the dialogue is disastrous.
…gives us all a ringside seat at the sight of Mr. "I See Dead People’s" career gurgling down the drain.

Yep, much better than I expected. (Rotten Tomatoes)

by Timmay! on Jun 30, 2010 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

what do you expect when you have a white guy doing kung fu? failure just like chuck norris.

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Jun 30, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

you shut your mouth about Chuck Norris!!!!

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

M Night Shyamalan

must be one hell of a self-promoter.

by sammy on Jun 30, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

did you see Lady in the Water?

he has a very high opinion of himself. i agree he is probably a great self promoter.

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn't he

commission some fan boy to make a documentary about his greatness?

by sammy on Jun 30, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

i don’t know about that….but it wouldn’t surprise me

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

My lady just said you wre all idiots.

She likes M. Night a lot.
I really shouldn’t let her read BEdge over my shoulder.

facebook.com/year5000

by Y5k on Jun 30, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Village was ok.

and i liked Signs a lot too.

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

During it, I liked Signs

But the water thing is sooooooooooooooooooo dummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmb.

Those stupid aliens skins should be sizzling nonstop what with all the water in our air! OR put some CLOTHES on them.

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked the idea of Mel Gibson's character having a crisis of confidence in his faith of Christianity

Cause we all know he’s a lunatic, bible thumper in real life

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

the part where they were filming the live footage in S America and the alien walks by

scared the bejeezus out of me.
Also the grab of the kid at the end was spooky. I hated M Nights character in it though, he shouldn’t have put himself in that movie.

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was an "almost" movie

It had good moments, and I always felt M. Night makes nice looking movies so it was nice to look at… but c’mon, why the cop out weak butt ending of “water kills ’em”?

Ripping off War of the Worlds and just doing a “’da germs got ’em” thingy would be better, and that sucks too.

I remember Ebert gave it 4 stars, I was eager to watch it, really enjoyed myself and how it was gone, and then I went GAAAAWWWWDDDD lame.

The Village, kinda the same… nicely made, he puts scenes together well and can do tension good, I liked Ron Howard’s daughter’s character, but it felt like such a cop out and obvious “twist”. Like, too obvious.

And using CGI for the beasts in some scenes and then revealing it’s just a suit is such a cheat.

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

never saw the village

The Sixth Sense was his swan song. I saw Unbreakable in the theater and was really disappointed. I agree about his framing of a story, and he is clever, but sometimes he tries too hard to be clever. When that happens it is really a bear to watch because you get caught thinking about him trying too hard to make it clever. He loses the viewer at this point and I’ve seen more of that than him getting it right.

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

He used to be a GREAT writer

He’d get hired to script doctor on a lot of stuff and he was very acclaimed for his writing.

I think what happened was, he got lazy. Since he was a gifted screenwriter who then wrote/directed a huge hit film, he stopped listening to others and started thinking the first draft (well, not the first, but an early draft) was good enough because he is good. And he IS/WAS good but he still needs to work out his ideas better.

Like the famous story with the 6th Sense, where he says he didn’t realize Bruce Willis’ character was dead until, like, the 8th draft. It took him that long to crack it and figure out how the story should really go.

I think with Signs or The Village or Unbreakable, he isn’t pushing to get to that draft that cracks it. He is settling for the early version of the story that isn’t as good, because he can.

I think it comes from him being very full of himself.

I would defend Unbreakable, since I did like it, but I really don’t like how it ends. WHAT happens is fine, but HOW it happens (and with just a lame title at the end) is just so damagingly anticlimactic.

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

how much uncredited script doctoring goes on?

do people actually make entire livings just doctoring scripts?

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup!

The best writers make prolly MOST of their working money from script doctoring. Uncredited work. Go in, work a few weeks, try to fix the project.

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow. is it just like a “give notes” thing or do they actually rewrite portions of the script as original that get used?

i see the Coen’s and QT in a remarkable new light. hahaha

(if they actually use script doctor’s i don’t want to know)

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am sure they give stuff to friends and ask for advice

But that’s normal and not necessarily script doctoring.

Stuff like the Coens and QT, while not “all” by them, is still mainly just by them.

Most productions and movies ain’t like that, though, and studios or producers often bring in new writers to work on a script and try to make it better… funnier, shorter, whatever.

They hire somewhat prominent writers for a few weeks, sometimes less, sometime more… depends.

ANY big summer release has had several script doctors working on it, for better or worse. Guys like John August, Josh Friedman, Robert Towne, the Princess Bride guy whose name escapes me… they all make lots script doctoring.

One famous story of quick script doctoring is when the producers of BACK TO SCHOOL brought in some guy (I forget who, I think it was someone good) for help on the script and his only contribution was “why not make Rodney rich?”. That changed the whole movie.

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmm. interesting.

the Princess Bride guy is William Goldman.

seems like they should get some credit though.

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

They do

In the form of paid-for houses and stuff.

See, there’s a whole process and rigamarole for who gets “credit” on movies. They get lots of money to work as script doctors because they won’t be getting those royalties that writer’s get for being credited on a movie… plus to get credited, you have to prove the work you did and etc etc and blah blah.

It’s why people fight for credits or make it go to arbitration so that they get credit for their work, both to show that they worked on the movie AND to get the moneys.

Producers and studios know how bad it looks when there are like 5 guys credited for writing on a film, so they like to avoid that. But, it happens.

There are so many rules and procedures and this and that and whatever for screen credits for writers, I wouldn’t know even a 10th of it all.

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now I'll be getting some facts wrong but this is the basics

You know the first X-Men movie? It had something like 20 total writers working on it over the years.

I think only one guy was credited, with another getting a “story by” credit… I forget.

Well, after it all went to arbitration with people arguing for why they should get credit, the dude who got credit was the dude who kinda pieced together everyone else’s script to make this one final script.

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

this sounds horrible.

as much as i like the movies, the other side of it sort of sickens me.

i’m gonna film my own movie with my flip cam and avoid all this red tape. hahaha

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not always so bad

Sometimes it can ruin stuff (or maybe a LOT of the time), but having a fresh pair of eyes look and work on something that just isn’t clicking isn’t a bad thing often.

I don’t think it’d be much better if movies had 1 guy work as the writer on something the whole time, either. I’d think we’d still have some very good movies and others would be mediocre to bad.

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah giving notes and stuff i understand.

i was more referring to all the other stuff with arbitration and fighting for credit and whatnot.

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahh

Yeah, it’s kinda just how it is… which I think is normal for anything once you really get into how it works.

Stuff gets complicated.

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s true. i’m not cynical enough i guess.

hahaha

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some books get written in the same way

A relative of mine works as an editor and lector, and he makes all kinds of junky drafts by professors into published books. Without getting writing credit.

by Norsktroll on Jun 30, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's too bad

Lotsa “name” type people get lazy as they become “name” people.

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

SPOILERS

i knew one person who had a theory that none of the alien stuff even happened. it was all a dream or a fantasy or something that Mel Gibson had to deal with his wife dying. interesting theory.

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that is interesting

I wish the movie did it like that! That’s better than WATER killing them.

HEY FELLOW ALIENS, LET’S GO ATTACK THAT BIG BLUE PLANET THAT IS MADE OF 80% OF THE STUFF THAT DISSOLVES US.

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

i didn’t mind that so much. i don’t know….it got set up and all that and made sense within the movie. that’s good enough for me. i can usually look past little things like that.

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's too big for me to look past

They are naked aliens who die when they touch water walking around with no protective layers on, on a planet where water is literally not only in everything, but surrounding you completely in the air.

For a movie presenting a REALITY of aliens invading, trying to make it believable, it is unforgivable.

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder what the big twist is.

"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden

by dario argento on Jun 30, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOOT

High off of love.
Drunk from the hate.

by fajunga on Jun 30, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

BTS has a new article up

By 9:01 p.m., the chase would be on. Born, Portland coach Nate McMillan and Chad Buchanan, Blazers director of college scouting, were set to make a series of long-planned phone calls, as the trio attempted to make connections with and gauge the interest of free agents who could soon wear black and red.

"We’re going to call for as long as it takes to talk to the guys we have an interest in," Born said Wednesday afternoon.

by Timmay! on Jun 30, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

sort of

by seriously is anything going to change if a team waits until normal business hours to contact a FA?

by tingeyga on Jun 30, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

BTS quotes the Blazers, who basically say yes.

Agents and players consider it a sign of respect when they’re called quickly after the deadline.

by Timmay! on Jun 30, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

yore still rong about that

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

way to spell wrong rong Captain Stoobing

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fantastic!

Blake-a-rang, here we come!

"I think he’s been doing some good things. I think he’s been doing some good things. He’s had to play a lot of minutes lately with Blake being out. I think he’s been doing some good things." -Nate McMillan

by xedubx on Jun 30, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

wha???

Posters at Pounding the Rock are actually upset Jefferson opted out.

by sammy on Jun 30, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Jefferson opted out?

Good lord, why? He’s sure as heck not being offered 15 million this year!

Still on the Rex bandwagon.

by dan_the_man on Jun 30, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can someone make a list of the number of available max salary spots in the whole NBA

vs. the number of players who will think they deserve max money?

Now you are being deliberately obtuse
by Mortimer on May 3, 2010 4:39 PM PDT

by TheTinfoil on Jun 30, 2010 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

nvm, i sorta figured it out.

Chicago – 2
Clippers -1
Miami – 2
New Jersey – 2
Knicks – 2
Kings – 1
Total: 10

Players who think they deserve max money:
Lebron
Bosh
Wade
Dirk
Pierce
Johnson
Amare
Boozer
http://www.blazersedge.com/2010/6/26/1539131/my-final-projection-for-how-much

Now you are being deliberately obtuse
by Mortimer on May 3, 2010 4:39 PM PDT

by TheTinfoil on Jun 30, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

AHHHHH!!!!

facebook.com/year5000

by Y5k on Jun 30, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

really?

(Durrden gets smacked in face with own hand after tblazers hits it)

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

We did that to a girl in high school, and granted she was pretty gullible

but we smacked her hand like three or four times and finally she said, “C’mon you guys! I’m trying to find out if I have cancer!” When she said that I just punched her in the face.

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loved her in High School … and college … but not so much anymore.

facebook.com/year5000

by Y5k on Jun 30, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

dang, you punched a girl?

The farthest I ever went was pulling a chair out from under this girl in fifth grade. But then she sat on my foot, and it hurt, so she said we’re even and never talked to me again.

by tblazers on Jun 30, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's way worse than just punching her

You made her feel fat too. Way to go.

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was fifth grade.

I was just a kid pranking another kid; you, on the other hand, were a guy who punched a lady.

by tblazers on Jun 30, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never punched her, I made that part up

You just got straight Durrdened.

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

riiiiiiiiight...

that’s what they all say…

by tblazers on Jun 30, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

stay down

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh...and Outlaw, right?

Jefferson just made a colossal mistake.

Now you are being deliberately obtuse
by Mortimer on May 3, 2010 4:39 PM PDT

by TheTinfoil on Jun 30, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

looks to me like everyone should get their deal

Of course, if Pierce and Dirk stay put, then some other guys (Gay, Nash, etc..) are gonna make way too much money, and kill the teams they sign with. Portland would be wise to tread cautiously.

Now you are being deliberately obtuse
by Mortimer on May 3, 2010 4:39 PM PDT

by TheTinfoil on Jun 30, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

what show should i start watching tonight:

Friday Night Lights or Rescue Me?

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

we totally forgot Rescue Me was back lastnight. Didn't DVR it or anything. We felt like big time dummies Handyman Schneider

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

i just put all the previous seasons on my instant queue and will record season 6 (i’m not making the same mistake i made with Breaking Bad). it’s a good show though?

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

way good show. You haven't watched it?

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

i saw part of an episode once. just never got to it.

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

we are going to watch some old Rescue Me's

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m about done with episode 1 of season 1. i’m liking it quite a bit so far

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's a great show. Greaat.

Really grreaaassttteeaefaetteee

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just watched the first episode of season 3, if you get to here you will be hooked

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

well i’d hope it will hook me before then. hahaha

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

sort of what I meant

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

if you're not ready for a major crush, go with Rescue Me

There are 3 women on FNL that could induce obsession.

Now you are being deliberately obtuse
by Mortimer on May 3, 2010 4:39 PM PDT

by TheTinfoil on Jun 30, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

i already know about Minka Kelley. but that’s a good warning. i’m just trying to figure what show is better. i’m leaning towards Rescue Me right now just cause season 6 is on the air now.

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

The hotties of FNL



Now you are being deliberately obtuse
by Mortimer on May 3, 2010 4:39 PM PDT

by TheTinfoil on Jun 30, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

1. Meh.
2. Meh. Except you can see half of her boob. So meh plus.
3. She looks pretty cute.

Still on the Rex bandwagon.

by dan_the_man on Jun 30, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

if those women are meh to you.

you’re gonna have to post a picture of your significant other

Now you are being deliberately obtuse
by Mortimer on May 3, 2010 4:39 PM PDT

by TheTinfoil on Jun 30, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't

My wife is to beautiful for the internet. She would bring down the whole system.

Still on the Rex bandwagon.

by dan_the_man on Jun 30, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

“too” beautiful

Still on the Rex bandwagon.

by dan_the_man on Jun 30, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

meh? wut.

minka kelly is flat out ridiculous

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

the one in the middle looks like jail bait.

and where is Connie Britton? she’s also really attractive

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

if you're into cougars

Now you are being deliberately obtuse
by Mortimer on May 3, 2010 4:39 PM PDT

by TheTinfoil on Jun 30, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

ooooooo baby.

i liked her in Spin City too. she’s way cute.

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

she’s like a fine wine.

they are a rare breed.

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

She is very cute

Happy?

Still on the Rex bandwagon.

by dan_the_man on Jun 30, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

That last chick looks like the actress from American Pie 4 and later episodes of Grounded ...

for Life. And yes, I realize that I’ve got oddball tastes in low-brow movies and TV shows from the mid-2000s.

by AK1984 on Jun 30, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think i’ve seen all the american pies

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Leaving Hong Kong, I won’t be able to watch awesome sports like this anymore.
Australian Gladiators!

facebook.com/year5000

by Y5k on Jun 30, 2010 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

New fanshot up that talks about a Bosh to L.A. rumor.

don’t know who Sekou Smith, but he claims to have a reliable source within the lakers office. Let’s hope this guy is full of it.
Chris Bosh to the Lakers?

"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden

by dario argento on Jun 30, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

2 new dontevenreply updates

Now you are being deliberately obtuse
by Mortimer on May 3, 2010 4:39 PM PDT

by TheTinfoil on Jun 30, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

that car mechanic one is great.

i also really liked the found documents one. haha. haven’t read that site in a while.

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

New front page article

What are the chances we go crawling back to KP? =)

Now you are being deliberately obtuse
by Mortimer on May 3, 2010 4:39 PM PDT

by TheTinfoil on Jun 30, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Whoah

What is that site? A place to go to learn how to be sleazy? I like it.

Still on the Rex bandwagon.

by dan_the_man on Jun 30, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

reply fail. =)

it’s a guy messing with people on craigslist.

Now you are being deliberately obtuse
by Mortimer on May 3, 2010 4:39 PM PDT

by TheTinfoil on Jun 30, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

What?

You didn’t think I was talking about the front page of BE?

Still on the Rex bandwagon.

by dan_the_man on Jun 30, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL!!!

facebook.com/year5000

by Y5k on Jun 30, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

You tell 'em Dana!
No vuvuzelas allowed at UFC card
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LAS VEGAS — If fans are thinking about bringing the spirit of the World Cup to the Ultimate Fighting Championship in the form of a vuvuzela, forget about it.

UFC president Dana White says Wednesday that vuvuzelas — the beehive-sounding noisemakers that have become famous during soccer’s biggest event — are being banned at MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas on Saturday.

That’s when heavyweight champion Brock Lesnar will fight interim belt holder Shane Carwin.

“This decision was pretty simple,” White said. "Vuvuzelas make the most horrific sound I’ve ever heard. I’d rather let Brock punch me in the face than hear 15,000 people blow on those things.

“This is the biggest heavyweight fight we’ve ever done. We’ll make enough noise this weekend when Brock and Shane finally step inside the Octagon.”

Now you are being deliberately obtuse
by Mortimer on May 3, 2010 4:39 PM PDT

by TheTinfoil on Jun 30, 2010 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

did Lesner come back from that mono ok?

is this his first fight back?

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, first fight back. He looks awesome.

Now you are being deliberately obtuse
by Mortimer on May 3, 2010 4:39 PM PDT

by TheTinfoil on Jun 30, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

he was one of the last really good WWE heels. now there is just Edge (last time i watched anyway) and CM Punk.

i’m glad this ufc thing worked out for Brock.

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Twilight Fans

Dumbest people on the planet

(seriously, watch this)

Now you are being deliberately obtuse
by Mortimer on May 3, 2010 4:39 PM PDT

by TheTinfoil on Jun 30, 2010 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

M’S WIN!!!!

7-0 behind a 2 homer night from Michael Saunders and a CGSO from Felix Hernandez.

great game for the M’s.

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

he’s been looking good.

i hope we keep Lee and sign Prince in the offseason. hahaha

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently, Baron Davis opted out according to Marc Stein.

Wow, that was even dumber than R Jeff. Baron Davis is owed approx. $42 mil over next 3 years.

"I think he’s been doing some good things. I think he’s been doing some good things. He’s had to play a lot of minutes lately with Blake being out. I think he’s been doing some good things." -Nate McMillan

by xedubx on Jun 30, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

wow. his agent must be a total buffoon.

Now you are being deliberately obtuse
by Mortimer on May 3, 2010 4:39 PM PDT

by TheTinfoil on Jun 30, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or Baron wants to leave LA and enjoy playing basketball again.

I can’t imagine he’ll get $42 total on his next contract…

by Timmay! on Jun 30, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll pay him 42 bucks to play basketball

But after he’s done he has to leave.

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my

Who’s next in the race to give up the most money by 9 tonight?

Still on the Rex bandwagon.

by dan_the_man on Jun 30, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

my only guess is they want even a small chance to play with some of the other great free agents. Baron probably despises playing for the Clips anyway. maybe he’s finally reached the point where he wants to have fun instead of just make money.

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

But with Baron

If he tried, HE could make playing fun for the Clippers.

They suck cause he sucks.

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

you think so? i disagree.

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he is a huge anchor for that franchise right now

Except for, like, the owner and stigma of being the Clippers.

He’s fat, takes horrible shots, and simply doesn’t care AND is the hometown kid who is the best player on the team. If he was more like “Good Baron”, he could make that team a fun and good one. He just don’t have that in him nowadays though :-(

It’s a bummer because Good Baron is a really good PG. Looks like the opt out thing is a lie, but it’d be dumb of him since he went to LA to go home and be a movie producer… the money he is signed for is huge.

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep. I always hoped Good Baron would come back

kinda like all those other good/bad players.
At least Sheed brought it hard.
Iverson? Flawed design.
So many more.
Baron just gave up on being good, i think.

facebook.com/year5000

by Y5k on Jun 30, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's really concentrated more on the beard in recent years

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thats not what he said

He was saying that Baron was the last guy to do something like what RJeff is doing, back before this contract.

by MadBlaze on Jun 30, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weird.

I was sure there was another line that said Baron opted out. But now it disappeared.

"I think he’s been doing some good things. I think he’s been doing some good things. He’s had to play a lot of minutes lately with Blake being out. I think he’s been doing some good things." -Nate McMillan

by xedubx on Jun 30, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Correct
RT @SHowardCooper: Last guy w/such shocking opt out, Baron Davis, knew exactly what he was doing. Let’s leave open possibility RJ knows, too

Team KP

by Roybot on Jun 30, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked this tweet though...
RT @marcel_mutoni: Sources: No one knows anything about anything. Story developing. #NBA

Team KP

by Roybot on Jun 30, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s really funny.

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or

marcel_mutoni – NBA Sources: Reporters’ gut feelings, and wild guesses. #Journalism

by MadBlaze on Jun 30, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

nothing is certain at this or any other time

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah...that wasn't the line that I originally read.

"I think he’s been doing some good things. I think he’s been doing some good things. He’s had to play a lot of minutes lately with Blake being out. I think he’s been doing some good things." -Nate McMillan

by xedubx on Jun 30, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was something in the tune of "First RJ now Baron Davis opts out"

Guess Stein figured out he made a boo boo.

"I think he’s been doing some good things. I think he’s been doing some good things. He’s had to play a lot of minutes lately with Blake being out. I think he’s been doing some good things." -Nate McMillan

by xedubx on Jun 30, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I analysed all 23 pages of his last contract

Baron doesn’t have an opt out clause this season.

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm not done reading the whole thing

 so let’s not resolve this quite yet.

Now you are being deliberately obtuse
by Mortimer on May 3, 2010 4:39 PM PDT

by TheTinfoil on Jun 30, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks ...

now get to work on the rest of the league.

facebook.com/year5000

by Y5k on Jun 30, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woj

Mike Miller is turning into hot property, league executives say. He can expect offers starting north of mid-level exception in 1st year.

Bugger

by MadBlaze on Jun 30, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I just figure

Any team with cap space will feel dumb using it on Mike Miller in 2010.

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do think it could happen

I just think most teams would just keep the cap space and hope to do a lopsided trade, over using it up with Mike Miller… also.

I COULD BE WRONG of course.

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I like Mike Miller

It’s just an underwhelming signing when fans and management got big names swimming in their heads. Same as Camby was last season.

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

he also ate an onion and mayo sandwich every day for lunch? Guy sounds like a health guru

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

actually I would attribute his health more to eating raw onions than watermelon

but still, I bet his breath stank

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Michael Scott: Ok, Ryan, you told Toby that Creed has a distinct old man smell.
Creed: I know exactly what he’s talking about. I sprout mung beans on a damp paper towel in my desk drawer. Very nutritious, but they smell like death.

by Timmay! on Jun 30, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

i applied to be a postal worker. took the test and everything. did pretty well as i remember. and then a little bit after i got a job, i could have had a part time rural mail root.

i think being a postman could be kinda fun. maybe i should go for it again.

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

a rural mail route would be awesome

except on a curvy road with a 45 mph speed limit

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

plus driving on the right side of the car. would have been tough.

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

leave that to those wacky brits thank you very much

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes i know. which would have been another problem as my car at the time (an 88 Camry) had the shifter on the floor instead of the steering column.

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

my lady is making me strawberry shortcake, and the shortcake recipe is from the chef at wildwood

it’s ridiculous. It’s got orange and lemon zest in it. IT’S GOT ZEST IN IT COCHISE!

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

always

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very strange.

Saying its gonna be a funny story one day. Maybe Ferry said it off the record? I got no clue

by MadBlaze on Jun 30, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

what was the quote?

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone read Batum's blog yet?

He hated Hayword also! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Of course he hated Hayward

Hayward is going to suck.

Still on the Rex bandwagon.

by dan_the_man on Jun 30, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

You are a smarty pants pie my Friend!!

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who doesn't think Hayward is going to suck?

I’m a little disappointed that he didn’t get to go to Indiana, though. It would have been so perfect.

Still on the Rex bandwagon.

by dan_the_man on Jun 30, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have you ever met this "Cloudy Days" character?

When he isn’t oppressing the common man, he is championing Gordo Lamewad’s potential as an NBA allstar.

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gordo Lamewad…… hahahaha

i think you finally found a keeper.

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Future MVP"

are words he has typed when talking about Haynerd.

Team KP

by Roybot on Jun 30, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't understand

Bust is spelled with a B.

Still on the Rex bandwagon.

by dan_the_man on Jun 30, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

PFFFFFT

who watches basketball for THAT?! it’s all about “cute little white boys”

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's just a bonus, though.

I like watching basketball for other reasons!

Team KP

by Roybot on Jun 30, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh, basketball shoes are a'ight.

I was thinking about this earlier today though. I am pretty sure I’m one of those people that would try a sport just so I can buy all the cool equipment.

Team KP

by Roybot on Jul 1, 2010 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, they are OK.

Golf shoes aren’t the cutest either, but I managed to have 4 pairs. You can always find cool ones.

Team KP

by Roybot on Jul 1, 2010 1:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

No pink golf stuff for me.

I have a red, black, and sliver Nike bag. Blazer colors, baby!

Team KP

by Roybot on Jul 1, 2010 1:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Silver is a sweet color, as it matches my '07 Chevy Cobalt LS coupe.

And yes, I’m a 6’4" tall grown man who drives a compact car bought for him by his parents — which is sad in an odd way — that he nicknamed the “Silver Bullet” after Coors Light ads.

Yes, I’m lame.

by AK1984 on Jul 1, 2010 1:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

we need Roybot to chime in here

she is the authority after all.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jul 1, 2010 1:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

They aren't that cute and I can't see the side of them!

but maybe they are in comparison to other girls basketball shoes, I dunno. I would design my own on Nike ID.

Team KP

by Roybot on Jul 1, 2010 1:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

We call sandals thongs where I'm from

Creates confusion when talking to visitors from overseas.

by MadBlaze on Jul 1, 2010 1:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

New Zealand

We call them thongs or jandals here and in Australia but it seems like thongs is being used to describe all sandals nowadays.

I’m not a fan of it.

by MadBlaze on Jul 1, 2010 1:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jandals is more a Kiwi thing

We don’t like doing stuff the same as the Aussies. Too many people think we are one and the same. Its like a smaller version of US-Canada – We need to be different, just like Canadians!!

by MadBlaze on Jul 1, 2010 2:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

uh oh Porgy

you’re gonna make MadBlaze spontaneously combust.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jul 1, 2010 2:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

you know my geography is horrible.

i’ve always wanted to know what continent nz was in. coz it’s on in europe and not on wiki.

loveisrespect

by portlandgiirl91 on Jul 1, 2010 2:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Our 'continent' is Oceania

New Zealand is down and to the right of Australia on a world map. And we are definitely our own country! Nothing to do with Australia

by MadBlaze on Jul 1, 2010 2:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

why you actin like being aussie is a bad thing? lol

yeah well you just never hear about oceania.

you like david dallas?

loveisrespect

by portlandgiirl91 on Jul 1, 2010 2:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fair enough

We’re pretty under the radar down here. Being called an Aussie is considered an insult to Kiwi’s, again maybe its like calling an American a Canadian? Dunno if that works the same way.

I didn’t mind Frontline and David Dallas solo stuff is ok,but in general NZ hip-hop is lackluster as hell.

by MadBlaze on Jul 1, 2010 2:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

i think if a canadian was called an american they’d be insulted. i wouldn’t be tho.

yahhh love david dallas. gotta crush on him.

loveisrespect

by portlandgiirl91 on Jul 1, 2010 2:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'd say it's not that being Aussie is BAD

But since Kiwis (New Zealanders) are NOT Aussies, they are offended when people assume they are, or that being from New Zealand and being from Australia are the same thing.

Just like you’d be mad if people assumed that Portlanders were like LA people!

#52

by Mortimer on Jul 1, 2010 2:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Haha

If someone was from another country, they may have no idea whatsoever that there is ANY difference between LA people and Portland people!

#52

by Mortimer on Jul 1, 2010 2:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Most don't!

Portland isn’t very well known. When I travel overseas and tell people I am from Portland, they EXTREMELY RARELY have any idea where or what Portland is.

#52

by Mortimer on Jul 1, 2010 2:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

In several instances

They think I am saying “Poland”.

#52

by Mortimer on Jul 1, 2010 2:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bret McKenize and Jemaine Clement do!

cause they came here for a show last year and then they talked about how neat our city was.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jul 1, 2010 2:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

URRVURRYBODY loves Portland when they go there.

It’s a secret that isn’t so secret no mo’, though.

#52

by Mortimer on Jul 1, 2010 2:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

You know it buddy

Dis-spelling bad info about our land of the long white cloud left and right! I will be a national hero once I get Americans to understand we are a country all our own!!

by MadBlaze on Jul 1, 2010 2:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's how it started

Now its to the point where being called Australian is no better than being called an unsavory name.

by MadBlaze on Jul 1, 2010 2:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Getting things wrong is fun

I am not an expert on New Zealand but I know you are Kiwis and love sexing sheep (if we’re talking stereotypes).

And your country is like a pool table’s felt was laid over everything.

#52

by Mortimer on Jul 1, 2010 2:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

The scenery stuff is legit

And a guy I went to school with did the other thing (no joke). Plus someone just got caught a couple weeks back ‘with’ a goat in a park not far from where I live.

That stereotype is generally pretty inaccurate but every myth has some grain of truth usually.

by MadBlaze on Jul 1, 2010 2:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

People everywhere have examples of beastiality

That’d be funny if it really is more common in New Zealand.

#52

by Mortimer on Jul 1, 2010 3:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lots of lonely farmers....

We had 60 million sheep at our peak, now getting more into cows.

Take that how you want. : /

by MadBlaze on Jul 1, 2010 3:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Now, I love animals

But I really don’t get the appeal of sexing them.

I think I could forgo sex with a lady for millions of years before I use an animal. It’s so weird to me.

#52

by Mortimer on Jul 1, 2010 3:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Likewise

Guess if your stock provide for you maybe you become appreciative??

Its beyond me but I do find it amusing when I hear about it.

by MadBlaze on Jul 1, 2010 3:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, speaking of Aussies

I know Americans have the rep of being loud and obnoxious abroad, but MY theory is that people mistakenly think Aussies are Americans.

Because 99% of all Americans I meet abroad are so concerned about seeming loud and obnoxious, that they are overly sensitive to the native culture.

But Australians, man, they don’t give a damn. They yell and drink and are everything Americans are ’sposed to be.

I think the various natives in Europe just hear that they are speaking English and assume they are Yanks. Australians are more American than we ever are when traveling.

#52

by Mortimer on Jul 1, 2010 2:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah

Aussies are one-of-a-kind in terms of being loud and loutish. There are a couple of Americans in at my department at Uni and they are the opposite of the ‘American tourist’ stereotype.

by MadBlaze on Jul 1, 2010 2:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I've traveled quite a bit for an American

I’ve met 2 dudes who are the “stereotypical American” and they were only over for a week to go to the Running of the Bulls and then Ibiza.

I seriously, no joke, think Americans get the blame for what crazy Brits and Aussies do… both who are much more commonly in Europe and up to drunken shenanigans.

#52

by Mortimer on Jul 1, 2010 2:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Brits have a reputation all their own though

Particularly in continental Europe. Aussies I’ll give you, you guys really should start hating on them like Blazers fans on the *akers.

by MadBlaze on Jul 1, 2010 3:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think the regular Euro

Can’t tell the difference between an American or an Aussie or a Brit, because it really isn’t that easy. To the untrained ear, all are speaking English.

I’ve gotten confused for all 3 and more, and I think I am pretty clearly Amurrican.

#52

by Mortimer on Jul 1, 2010 3:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm with you on Aussies and American

Can’t go there with the Brits. I do European Studies at Uni and we have an eclectic mix of people from across Europe and to a person they have bad stories about the Brits specifically.

by MadBlaze on Jul 1, 2010 3:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don't go there!!

Some jokes should not be made. Seriously I hear this way way way too often. Us Kiwi’s are a nationalistic bunch!

by MadBlaze on Jul 1, 2010 2:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

haha yeah

i’m pretty sure England still calls them thongs too. here it’s just the old folks who call them thongs and the youngsters go "waaaaa?! :-/ " and worry that their grandma put on her thong for the beach

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jul 1, 2010 1:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

Its the opposite here from what I hear, younger people calling everything thongs and older folks calling them jandals. Weird how that works.

by MadBlaze on Jul 1, 2010 1:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

ha, that is interesting.

over here, for the sandal that we in America refer to as “flip flops”, older people refer to as “thongs” because that’s what they used to be. but with the invention and subsequent popularity of “thong underwear” it has caused confusion amongst the generational gap.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jul 1, 2010 1:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting how that works.

My generation goes with Jandals more often than not but the under 21’s have got stuck with Thongs, which I believe originated in Australia.

by MadBlaze on Jul 1, 2010 2:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

i can't decide which of the guys has the weirder look in this picture

but probably Timmy’s, cause he looks like he wants to eat her alive.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jul 1, 2010 1:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

She is cute

But MAN those are some cankles on such a tiny broad.

#52

by Mortimer on Jul 1, 2010 1:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

I think EK’s been hitting the wine and hef with orange juice bit too much tonight

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jul 1, 2010 1:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

totally random, girly

clearly you’re thinking about him too much!

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jul 1, 2010 2:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

ohhh nevermind

i’m a fool and i’ve been up far too long. I meant AK!! AK darn it!! he knew what i meant at least.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jul 1, 2010 2:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

that is AK, of course.

ughhh no sleep and pain pills makes GiantBlazer a dull boy.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jul 1, 2010 2:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

The hair, definitely the hair!

You must have one heck of a conditioner man…

by MadBlaze on Jul 1, 2010 2:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Brilliant

Whats the beverage of choice in that photo?

by MadBlaze on Jul 1, 2010 2:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, what?

Beer and juice? Yucko ducko.

#52

by Mortimer on Jul 1, 2010 2:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, it was good times.

I’m back on the wine, though.

by AK1984 on Jul 1, 2010 2:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

We got some goooood red wine down here.

Some of the best in the world is made about 30 mins away from me. I got the Captain keeping me nice and warm tonight!

by MadBlaze on Jul 1, 2010 2:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like rum

But I’m drinking Jim Beam and Pepsi One.

I guess I shouldn’t question you drinking beer and juice.

#52

by Mortimer on Jul 1, 2010 2:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like bourbon

I ain’t EK and always drinking fancy stuff, but I only drink every few months when at home.

If I go out, like I do every once in a while, I do drink, but rarely am drunk. I just don’t care about it that much… not since I turned 21.

But for some reason I was in the mood right now. It hits me every once in a while so I keep some cheap bourbon on hand.

#52

by Mortimer on Jul 1, 2010 2:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Drinking to get trolleyed is overrated

Drinking to get warm and happy is the best. Bourbon, Scotch and Rum are all great at achieving that.

Made myself some damn good mulled wine a couple days back too.

by MadBlaze on Jul 1, 2010 2:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

What is mulled wine?

Yeah yeah I could Google it.

#52

by Mortimer on Jul 1, 2010 2:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Warm red wine with

Cinnamon, cloves, orange zest, honey and a bit of sherry or port.

by MadBlaze on Jul 1, 2010 3:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ohhhh I've had that

Is it served warm? I had a warm version before, I think.

#52

by Mortimer on Jul 1, 2010 3:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

refer to the title, smart guy!

by MadBlaze on Jul 1, 2010 3:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Now you too?

I’m gonna go play a couple My Player games.

Way more fun than this dead JD. Y’all are weaksauce!!

by MadBlaze on Jul 1, 2010 3:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

hee hee

it always makes me laugh(or at least smirk) when people say ‘doi’.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t get it either. He’s hardly the worst player ever to be picked #9. He’s no different from any other player who got picked too high after an inspiring run through the NCAA tournament, except that he’s white and looks like he’s 12.

by jksnake99 on Jun 30, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

pfft

i got perfectly average pit hair. it’s not wild and crazy like the hair on top of my brain holder and it’s not patchy and goofy like the stuff that grows on my face.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jul 1, 2010 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, brah, I was trying to be cool

but the secret is that I wax my entire body once a week. That hair in those pictures? it’s a wig.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jul 1, 2010 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pfft

typical serial killer MO

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Jul 1, 2010 7:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Super Mario Bros Crossover has been updated

Improved controls and now includes Ryu from Ninja Gaiden. Seriously addictive.

http://supermariobroscrossover.com/

The author of "How to be a hero then a goat in less than one JD"

by GustyJ on Jun 30, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey guys, back from work

And moved into my new temporary home. I’ll probably not be able to maintain my health plan, there is a Cheesecake Factory and P.F. Chang right around the corner.

In Blazers-related news, I might be able to meet with Jeff Ma in two weeks. Could be interesting.

by Norsktroll on Jun 30, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice about Jeff Ma!

Be on the look out for NBAers or other celebrities at Cheesecake. I see someone almost everytime I go.

I love the Miso Salmon.

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel sorry for the guy now

Portland media seems a pretty small, introverted bunch – don’t think he’ll hear the end of this for quite a while.

by MadBlaze on Jun 30, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

It'll be hard to imagine PRS will still be considered a credible site.

Even though, in reality, they’ll be doubly-cautious from now on.

by Timmay! on Jun 30, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Absolutely

The fact that Truehoop don’t put everything from Twitter onto their site probably prevented this being a total embarrassment on a national scale but still, not what you want on your record as a young reporter.

Would have probably made Abbott’s daily bullets piece so its lucky it didn’t end up worse I suppose.

by MadBlaze on Jun 30, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah. Not making it to ESPN was very big for TrueHoop's credibility

I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s on Deadspin in the morning though.

by Timmay! on Jun 30, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like Jack in the Box

Probably the place you’re least likely to get E Coli.

Still on the Rex bandwagon.

by dan_the_man on Jun 30, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hah that's a really good example.

I remember news stories the day after the Jack story broke, they interviewed someone eating at the restaurant. The interviewer asked, how could you eat there?

He replied, it’s probably the least likely place to get E Coli anywhere in the city today.

by Timmay! on Jun 30, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

what the boodiggles...

League exec. says ATL owners thought for offering Joe Johnson max deal is they won’t still own Hawks at end of contract to have to pay it.

that’s from A. Woj. I hate this line of thinking.

by tblazers on Jun 30, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Hahahahahah

I literally and somehow figuratively laughed out loud.

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's the opposing line of thinking people claim the Hornets ownership follows

Since they can’t sell immediately to an owner that owns an offshore oil company/supplier, why not sell the figurehead Chris Paul in the meantime to cut costs? Apparently the Warriors also think more along those dimensions.

by Norsktroll on Jun 30, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they do that, I'm okay with the team leaving town

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oooh!

Does anyone know where Canzano was when “Danny Ferry” was being inteviewed??

by Timmay! on Jun 30, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

they're never in the same room together

weird

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heeey I did this joke up above guys!!!

C’mon! Me me me me! And I said it was prollyy already said!

Geeeez guys!

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

nobody likes a spoilsport mort

that’s your new name now, spoilsport mort

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

probably looking at himself in a mirror while typing.

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

BREAKING NEWS
STEIN_LINE_HQ
Just heard my man @chris_broussard on ESPNews, saying LeBron spent Free Agency Eve playing softball w/buddies tonight in Akron. At short

This is the most earth shattering news I’ve heard all day. WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT.

Team KP

by Roybot on Jun 30, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

that's it, that's what we've been waiting for

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

i bet he made an unassisted triple play and went 5-5 with 5 grand slams.

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet every time he hit he went for an in the park homerun and got thrown out at home

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

Changes.
Everything.

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

shortstop? shortstop? shortstop?

by jksnake99 on Jun 30, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yao Ming recruits Chris Bosh

@ChrisBosh, Hey Chris, hopefully you’ll play with us (Rockets) next season. I’ll be healthy and I’d really look forward to playing together

http://twitter.com/YaoMing/status/17461205933

by tblazers on Jun 30, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

HEY CHRIS BOSH, YAO EITHER WANTS TO SEX YOU OR HE WANTS TO EAT YOU, EITHER WAY IT'S NOT GOOD FOR YOU

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

EAT THE HEAD!

I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

double meaning?

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

How personal.

Team KP

by Roybot on Jun 30, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

TAMPERING

Any word on how the reconstruction of Yao’s foot went?

It seemed like a crazy procedure.

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was probably made easier by the fact that

Yao has the giganticest feet in the universe. Really easy to work out the anatomy and get instruments in.

Still on the Rex bandwagon.

by dan_the_man on Jun 30, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, does Houston have cap space?!

Isn’t Bosh from there? Or is it Dallas…

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dallas I think, same as LMA?

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, looking at Bosh's twitter

makes it apparent he can’t wait to get the hell out of Toronto. He’s counting down the minutes.

Team KP

by Roybot on Jun 30, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha I'd feel the same way

I’ve been watching this clock and it won’t speed up!

It’d be interesting to see which FA signs first.

by tblazers on Jun 30, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

This joke was on the stick of my popsicle...

What do you get when you cross a centipede and a parrot?

Team KP

by Roybot on Jun 30, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

brp?

I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old

by The Arkitect on Jun 30, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

jokes on popsicle sticks = awesome

i wish i had some popsicles right now…..

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

hfcs

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

ditto

(thinks about going to the store)

facebook.com/year5000

by Y5k on Jun 30, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I assume his agent is at a large agency

And that they have a lot of lines and agents eagerly manning the phones.

It’s not like they’re all trying to catch LeBron on his cell.

Still on the Rex bandwagon.

by dan_the_man on Jun 30, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

they could just have Lebron look-alikes to talk to

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

The big question is:

Which team does he take a call from first?

by Timmay! on Jun 30, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

man, it’s like these guys have never seen jerry maguire!

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

juiciest line ever!

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

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by Dirty Socks on Jun 30, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Happy Free agency everyone

"Knowledge will get you from A to B. Creativity will get you anywhere." Einstein

by Garden of ODEN on Jun 30, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG it's Lebron 'o clock!

Now you are being deliberately obtuse
by Mortimer on May 3, 2010 4:39 PM PDT

by TheTinfoil on Jun 30, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

my lights just flickered

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard it was more like a blart

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

way worse than that

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think you mean a shart

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Jun 30, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I said a blart, and I meant a blart

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

my toaster just jumped off a bridge

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are the Blazers reaching out to free agents now

Or waiting until the best is gone and pick up the left overs?

"Knowledge will get you from A to B. Creativity will get you anywhere." Einstein

by Garden of ODEN on Jun 30, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

All the good ones will already be gone by 9:00:30

What’s wrong with Blazer management taking so long????!!!

Still on the Rex bandwagon.

by dan_the_man on Jun 30, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kool thanks

"Knowledge will get you from A to B. Creativity will get you anywhere." Einstein

by Garden of ODEN on Jun 30, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Has it been mentioned that we are interested in Weley Matthews?

Blazers after Matthews
Portland has targeted Utah’s restricted free agent Wesley Matthews, who had a surprising rookie season after going undrafted out of Marquette.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news;_ylt=Aije5AsvnhNeyZEso0XYzL68vLYF?slug=ys-freeagentbuzz063010

I sense a pattern.

by tblazers on Jun 30, 2010 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Are we like the T-Wolves now?!

Focus on one position and get the hell out of it?

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

matthews is a good player

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

i like wes matthews

and screwing the jazz is always fun

:)

by Dirty Socks on Jun 30, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

He can teach the Blazers that bear-hugging is a legitimate defensive technique.

by atomiccafe on Jun 30, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've never met a Jazz fan I liked.

I’m sure they exist, I’ve just never met one.

by Nick Van Excellent on Jun 30, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

if Lebron goes to Chicago, is that like calling his shot? saying, “i’m gonna be the best ever and i’m gonna make it happen in MJ’s house.” with the number change and all that, i think this would be his main motivation for going to Chicago

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Filing the number change only mattered if he was going to stay in CLE.

by atomiccafe on Jun 30, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

how so?

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because if you join a new team you can pick any number you want when you get there.. The league only requires you to fine paperwork in advance if you stay on the same team.

by atomiccafe on Jun 30, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah. that makes sense. hadn’t thought of that.

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

wouldn't have to file it if he went to another team.

He could just ask for a new number?

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you change teams, you get to choose a number.

You have to file paperwork to change your number without changing teams.

by Cablinasian on Jun 30, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha oh DTL

If you change teams, you get to choose a number.

You have to file paperwork to change your number without changing teams.

Pretty much everyone knows this.

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think he gets it yet

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

WELL I DIDN’T!!!!!!

I DON’T HAVE TIME TO LEARN ABOUT THESE LITTLE DUMB FACTS!!!!!

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mortithinkshe’scleverbuthisjokesaredoodyandhesmellslikecabbagemixedwithsweatydudesarmpitsandlockeroomsmer

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

dang it. dumb sbn formatting screwing up my joke.

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ithinkuourjokewasdoody

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Jul 1, 2010 7:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, but you forgot to bracket this in my screenname initials

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jul 1, 2010 7:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why does ESPN have a cover-it live widget for this?

what could possibly happen that would be worth reporting on live?

by atomiccafe on Jun 30, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I think it would be funny if LeBron had gone to bed early tonight.

by atomiccafe on Jun 30, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

The only FA I can see ever going to bed before midnight is Joe Johnson.

by atomiccafe on Jun 30, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lebron, Wade and Bosh to Portland...

according to one of the voices in my head

Bring back the Uncle Cliffy!

by hawkblogger on Jun 30, 2010 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

KHAAAAAAAAAAAN

Breaking News: Wolves agree to 3 year, $13 mil deal with 2008 2nd round pick Nikola Pekovic. Link coming on ESPN.com…

http://twitter.com/chadfordinsider/status/17467008140

by tblazers on Jun 30, 2010 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I was thinking the same thing

He’ll be a starter though

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I dunno WHAT they'll do

Martell should start but they just used the 4th pick in the draft on Old Man Wesley.

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

You kinda have to play Wesley

Before he has to retire in 3 seasons, just to see what ya got.

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rudy Gay will start once Kahn signs to him to a near-max deal.

by jksnake99 on Jun 30, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder how much Kahn has to offer Gay after signing Pekovic.

by tblazers on Jun 30, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

How does Euro PER translate?

He had a 33.4 in the Greek league and 26.3 in Euroleague per draftexpress.

by atomiccafe on Jun 30, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I remember correctly, to adjust to expected NBA PER

From Greek league, subtract 33.4
From Euro league, subtract 26.3

Still on the Rex bandwagon.

by dan_the_man on Jun 30, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

I'm not sure on the conversion.

He looked very unathletic and awkward. Boy the Wolves suck.

by Cablinasian on Jun 30, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, seems like another generic Euro guy. He’s been amazingly efficient in Europe though. Over 65% TS in both the Greek and Euro Leagues over the past two years, albeit on too low a usage.

by atomiccafe on Jun 30, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd bet dollars to donuts

Cab has seen more of Pekovic’s game than Kahn has.

Still on the Rex bandwagon.

by dan_the_man on Jun 30, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s a real player?

i’ve never heard of him

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ford tweeted this just for you, DtL

Pekovic is Serbian 6-foot-11 physical center who has played in Greece last 2 years. Averaged 14.8 ppg in 23 mpg last season …

by tblazers on Jun 30, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

any time you can lock up a guy for 13 million who has never played in the nba and average just under 14 points in a greek league you have to do it.

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus

It rhymes with Petrovic.

I am the law!

by LaColin on Jun 30, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. I'm going to go ahead and quote myself from just over a month ago

David Kahn is a crazy man. That is a well established fact. Nobody knows what he is thinking, least of all, David Kahn. He probably waits for the 5 minute window given to actually make the pick to start scouting and making calls to other GMs for trades.

Still on the Rex bandwagon.

by dan_the_man on Jun 30, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

chadfordinsider: Pekovic is Serbian 6-foot-11 physical center who has played in Greece last 2 years. Averaged 14.8 ppg in 23 mpg last season …

I am the law!

by LaColin on Jun 30, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

What makes you so sure

Kahn would probably give anyone 13 mil. Which reminds me, I need to give him a call

by TP.5 on Jun 30, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm going to call him first and undercut you

I’ll sign for 12 million. And I’ll do it as a 1 year contract, so as to be more valuable, as an expiring, when the trade deadline rolls around.

Still on the Rex bandwagon.

by dan_the_man on Jun 30, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just called

He said Rudy’s getting it all. He can’t live without a team with gay love

by TP.5 on Jun 30, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Forgot the 3.5 rebounds

Bet he’ll translate just fine….

by MadBlaze on Jun 30, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's exactly what you want

From a physical 6’ 11 guy playing in Greece.

Still on the Rex bandwagon.

by dan_the_man on Jun 30, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

3.5 boards??!!?

Really?!?! In 23 minutes?!?!?!

The scoring sounded quite good, actually, but 3.5 boards?!?! From a 6’11" big who is ’sposed to be NBA quality?!!?! Did I read that right??!!

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet someone will say

“Well he played with Taargus Blaargus, the best rebounder in the Soviet Bloc” like what we say to defend LMA… even though he rebounds the same no matter who he be with.

14.8ppg in 23 minutes, that’s pretty good though.

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

is a dude's name really Taargus Blaargus?

that’s possibly my favorite name in history now.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

(I was pretty certain it wasn't a real name)

I think I’m going to steal that though and name my next pet Taargus Blaargus

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's a great rebounder but a horrible offensive player

Also known for kinda drifting through games, not working on his offensive fundamentals in the offseason, that sort of thing.

But yeah, he’s a pretty good player. Too old for the NBA now, but a Euro legend.

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reports are surfacing that the Vulcans are attempting a mind meld with multiple free agents

The same report indicates The Borg are working on behalf of the Bulls…

Bring back the Uncle Cliffy!

by hawkblogger on Jun 30, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

From David Kahn Twitter:

David Kahn: “Excited to see Rudy Gay tomorrow & David Lee on Sat to show them what the team/city has to offer”

Bring back the Uncle Cliffy!

by hawkblogger on Jun 30, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

for the Gay/Love lineup?

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

oooh damn!!!!

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

it might take minutes away from Marty though.

Even though Kahn says they want him to play the 2, they might come to the realization that Martell is actually a 3.

by tblazers on Jun 30, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

Rudy Gay getting the max contract would be hilarious, as well as Joe Johnson.

"I think he’s been doing some good things. I think he’s been doing some good things. He’s had to play a lot of minutes lately with Blake being out. I think he’s been doing some good things." -Nate McMillan

by xedubx on Jun 30, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm. Fresno.

3.5 hours from Arco Arena, 3.5 hours from Oracle arena and 4.5 hours from Staples Center.

Maybe living there wont be so bad.

"[S]ince men enjoyed very great leisure, they used it to pursue many kinds of commodities unknown to their fathers, and that was that first yoke they placed upon themselves without thinking about it, and the first source of evils the prepared for their descendants. For, besides continuing thus to soften body and mind, as these commodities had lost almost all their pleasantness through habit, and as they had at the same time degenerated into true needs, being deprived of them became much more cruel than possessing them was sweet; and people were unhappy to lose them without being happy to have them." -Jean-Jacques Rousseau

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by T Darkstar on Jun 30, 2010 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

A really good possibility.

Waiting for paperwork and to check if there are any red flags.

"[S]ince men enjoyed very great leisure, they used it to pursue many kinds of commodities unknown to their fathers, and that was that first yoke they placed upon themselves without thinking about it, and the first source of evils the prepared for their descendants. For, besides continuing thus to soften body and mind, as these commodities had lost almost all their pleasantness through habit, and as they had at the same time degenerated into true needs, being deprived of them became much more cruel than possessing them was sweet; and people were unhappy to lose them without being happy to have them." -Jean-Jacques Rousseau

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by T Darkstar on Jul 1, 2010 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

It smells like poop there

sorry

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Jul 1, 2010 7:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wesley Matthews 6' 5" G UTah restricted FA

What kind of offer do we drop his way? If he is truly who we are after.

"Knowledge will get you from A to B. Creativity will get you anywhere." Einstein

by Garden of ODEN on Jun 30, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

we could go small and play everyone between 6 -3 and 6 - 5

and no one will know who to guard and how

maybe we could even hire Don Nelson as GM/Coach,

if we are lucky

by Peteyhasnohead on Jun 30, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would be like the old original Nintendo hockey game

Where there were 3 sizes of player. We’d be all little guys. They’re all so fast, you can’t catch them. It would be sweeeeet!

Still on the Rex bandwagon.

by dan_the_man on Jun 30, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

roybot will never give them up

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

does trading for Iggy?

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Getting Iggy would make us so much better

It would almost be unfair.

Still on the Rex bandwagon.

by dan_the_man on Jun 30, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’ve still got my wagon hitched to the star of BRP’s rumour.

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

And by that logic

Danny Granger isn’t very good, either.

Still on the Rex bandwagon.

by dan_the_man on Jun 30, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

He was just on a lousy team.

Same with Iggy. His team got rid of their point guard.

Still on the Rex bandwagon.

by dan_the_man on Jun 30, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm.

That is a close call. Is it a wash?

I am the law!

by LaColin on Jun 30, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would trade Nic for the former and not for the latter.

by tblazers on Jun 30, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

In a vacuum, maybe. Hard to say.

On the Blazers, for sure.

Still on the Rex bandwagon.

by dan_the_man on Jun 30, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

w0rd

Granger is overrated. Scorer who doesn’t pass = ultimately empty production.

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

so’s ur face

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's GOOD

But I doubt he’d wanna go back to being a co-star who has to play defense.

I liked him a lot before also, and wanted us to draft him back then (which, of course, was also wrong, since I shoulda’ wanted Paul or Deron).

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

both are way rad, to steal that saying from a fellow bedger

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jun 30, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does signing Wes Matthews prevent us from making trades?

by atomiccafe on Jun 30, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

"Knowledge will get you from A to B. Creativity will get you anywhere." Einstein

by Garden of ODEN on Jun 30, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just prevents us from being any better than last year

by TP.5 on Jun 30, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

We could sign Wes Matthews and still trade for Iguodala.

by atomiccafe on Jun 30, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

cause now we’re making a funfetti cake instead of a german chocolate cake. we need some new ingredients.

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Born and Buchanan have to run to the store for sprinkles, but you can’t put the sprinkles on and frost the cake until it’s out the oven…

by atomiccafe on Jun 30, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

we’re remixing batter now.

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

you have to let the cake cool down or else the frosting will run

and Nate HATES to run

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

hehe

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

The kids are the future

Book it, yo.

Still on the Rex bandwagon.

by dan_the_man on Jun 30, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, also

That’s a good question.

Still on the Rex bandwagon.

by dan_the_man on Jun 30, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey now,,,,,the kids are alright.

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m glad someone said this. i was hoping for this response.

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

does your friend have a girlfriend?

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

He hates that...

Whoah now. No Offspring lyrics on BE!

Still on the Rex bandwagon.

by dan_the_man on Jun 30, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like this one lyrically

Now she talks about her ex nonstop, but I don’t mind
But when she calls out his name in bed
That’s where I draw the line
You told me a hundred times how your father left and he’s gone
But I wish you wouldn’t call me daddy
When we’re gettin’ it on

she’s got issues
And I’m gonna pay
She’s playing the victim
And taking it all out on me
My god she’s got issues
And I’m gonna pay

If you think I’m controlling
Then why do you follow me around
If you’re not co-dependent
Then why do you let others drag you down

I don’t know why you’re messed up
I don’t know why your whole life is a chore
Just do me a favor
And check your baggage at the door

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Jul 1, 2010 7:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

sometimes you’ve just got to let them lead the way.

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

we're looking to be in the FA market when Lebron gets done with his next contract

Preferably in his mid 30’s. We like older vets.

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

we need to go after good players. whether they are young or old matters little.

by jksnake99 on Jun 30, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn't he a good role player this last season?

I dunno, it ain’t a sexy pick that’s for sure. And I didn’t realize we needed more small SGs.

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

6'5" in shoes ain't horrible

6’8" wingspan, DX doesn’t have standing reach or his agility or nuthin’.

Onto a stat sight I go!

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you!!

Tell me how good he really is because I DON’T KNOW, MORTIMER!

Team KP

by Roybot on Jun 30, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

See,s ah'ight

Nuthin’ eye poppingly good. Same as when I watched him. Just there; not bad, not worth a lot of hassle to get.

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t say I really get that one either. He had a decent rookie year but not quite sure how he fills a need.

by jksnake99 on Jun 30, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just learned this:

Satchal Paige used to play for $1 a game if crowds were up and if the crowd wasn’t good: a keg of lemonade.

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

they’re showing the Baseball documentary by Ken Burns on OPB and they’re doing the Negro Leagues bit right now.

it’s so great.

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I went through all 9 innings in about a week back in HS. Love that documentary.

by jksnake99 on Jun 30, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’ve never watched the whole thing. and now i’m finding it hard to tear myself away so i can go to sleep.

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey Jake

Psst… Jake….

Hey…

Over here…

Jake… why don’t you marry it then.

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’ll go with 15.87%

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

awwwwww

no one’s ever called me darling before.

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry.

I was quoting the Inception trailer, it was just on here.

I am the law!

by LaColin on Jun 30, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

oh well.

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

now it’s just weird.

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's nuts!

I demand that you justify that number!

Bring back the Uncle Cliffy!

by hawkblogger on Jun 30, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

the 10% is for the actual plan. 5% is for KP residue. .87% accounts for the collective hopes and dreams of the Blazer fans. the karma gets in to the management’s brains.

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I applaud the research you did

The tear I am shedding is because it may be more logical than what unfolds for our Blazers over the next few weeks

Bring back the Uncle Cliffy!

by hawkblogger on Jun 30, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

i am somewhat apprehensive about the coming weeks.

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will go with a 92% chance....

…..that they don’t

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Jul 1, 2010 7:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

What was our plan last year?

It was quite a bit more important for us to have a plan then than now, seeing as we had cap space.

by atomiccafe on Jun 30, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would have been nice to get a top free agent that was good

no cap space
still able to put in a starting point to cover a couple of years and
eventually a good mentor for ODen

"Knowledge will get you from A to B. Creativity will get you anywhere." Einstein

by Garden of ODEN on Jun 30, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry

No cap space should read
No cap space after last summer Roy and LMA

"Knowledge will get you from A to B. Creativity will get you anywhere." Einstein

by Garden of ODEN on Jun 30, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

they had a man with a plan and fired him

"Knowledge will get you from A to B. Creativity will get you anywhere." Einstein

by Garden of ODEN on Jun 30, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

some say that he was fired because his plan was too ambitious.

by tblazers on Jun 30, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

if anyone wants to see who the true home run king is turn on OPB and learn about Josh Gibson

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

This ESPN piece is a little more complimentary of Pekovic.

by tblazers on Jun 30, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey, I'm not going to ruin a good time trashing a player I don't know

By actually learning something about him, thank you very much.

Still on the Rex bandwagon.

by dan_the_man on Jun 30, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

about to watch my all time fave moment on Mythbusters

Adam Savage drunk on the treadmill

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

aren't Juwan Howard and Travis Diener officially FAs now?

have appreciation threads been made for these two? Someone needs to get on it.

by tblazers on Jun 30, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

On the right.

Still on the Rex bandwagon.

by dan_the_man on Jun 30, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shoot

I just saw the last 10 seconds.

Still on the Rex bandwagon.

by dan_the_man on Jun 30, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is much funnier considering the comments about Jefferson being in porn movies from earlier.

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's why Richard Jefferson should sign with the L.A. Clippers.

He can be a basketball player by day, while moolighting as a porn star.

What, however, should be his stage name?

by AK1984 on Jun 30, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

DrivetheLane

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dick Jefferson

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Close

Dick Jef-her-soon

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Jul 1, 2010 7:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Eeeeeew

you’re naming yourself after your cat?!

Team KP

by Roybot on Jun 30, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

my name is Rascal Dellwood

Or Foxy, but that really wasn’t my dog. Rascal was the first dog I had.

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

and by had I don't mean like that Mort so put it back in your pocket

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am excited to start my porn career

With the name Cookie Cheltenham.

Still on the Rex bandwagon.

by dan_the_man on Jun 30, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice work

Naming your first pet Ponce De Leon!

Still on the Rex bandwagon.

by dan_the_man on Jun 30, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks.

I didn’t get a pet until I was 18. Now my dog is named Snooze Von Dushku

by TP.5 on Jun 30, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Again, nice work

Good taste.

Still on the Rex bandwagon.

by dan_the_man on Jun 30, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

No words. Megan Fox is slowly trying to ruin herself with plastic surgery but she was as close to perfection as it got in around 07/08.

by MadBlaze on Jun 30, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oooooh, I thought it was your middle name or something.

Shoot, our first pet was a miniature poodle named Pooh Bear (I didn’t name it, it was alive before I was…)

Daisy was my second dog so I’ll go with that one.

Daisy 95th Avenue!

Team KP

by Roybot on Jun 30, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, you have to go with Pooh 95th, thems the rules

Your career will never recover

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

NooooooooooooOOOOOOOoooooooOOooooooooooo!!!!!

My name would be really weird if I used the street name I live on now.

Team KP

by Roybot on Jun 30, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

do tell?

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

well if I go with that I guess my name would be

HUGH JBALLS

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it sucks to do this when having grown up on a numbered street.

Luckily for me, though, i grew up on a road named Sunnyside Boulevard.

by AK1984 on Jun 30, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

eww, Pooh Bear.

Some girl called me that all through 8th grade and high school. Don’t like that name at all.

I’ve also never had a pet that lived longer than 2 hours.

by tblazers on Jun 30, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Paris?

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

you don't watch south park?

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, sir.

I am probably in the minority here, but I do not like that show.

by tblazers on Jun 30, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

there was an episode that had Paris Hilton in it, and all of her pets kept killing themselves

because she was a terrible pet owner.

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

my pets were tiny crabs that I found at the beach and unwisely kept in a sealed container.

And how honored am I to be mistaken for Paris Hilton.

by tblazers on Jun 30, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

My current one has THREE words

so it makes up for having numbered streets for half my life.

Team KP

by Roybot on Jul 1, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pick the closest bestest porny named street you grew up near

I could be “Carlisle Dosch” as well.

Hmm… Dosch Tunnelwood isn’t bad if I looked more German or something.

#52

by Mortimer on Jul 1, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Let's see...

Ferngrove, Woodridge, or Knollcrest.

Team KP

by Roybot on Jul 1, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Daisy Fernwood

Daisy May Groveridgecrest.

#52

by Mortimer on Jul 1, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes!

I’m on my way to being a star.

Team KP

by Roybot on Jul 1, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Daisy May might just be the best name I guess

“Daisy may WHAT” is what the viewer asks when seeing your name in the credits.

#52

by Mortimer on Jul 1, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'd have a totally awesome, egocentric stage name, such as "Tantalizing" Tony Toolrod.

Oh, and with regards to the whole first pet and first street pseudonym, I’d be Willy Sunnyside.

by AK1984 on Jun 30, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fierce Willy Sunnyside

Still on the Rex bandwagon.

by dan_the_man on Jun 30, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or 1920's blues porn

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

you're kind of all over the place there

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why has no one insinuated that he would be a ....

….gay porn star??

Or maybe I just missed it

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Jul 1, 2010 7:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh snap

Is this why R-JEXX (I decided that’s his nickname now) opted out? he got word some rube in a flyover state was gonna pay him 15 million for 4 more years instead of just 1?!

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

exactly

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Jul 1, 2010 7:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

nope

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

imagine being a raptor fan

and having your so called “franchise player” getting geeked about hearing offers from other teams.

in KP i trusted

by CleBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

you should have stopped after the headline

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's just excited.

I’d be excited too if I were on the eve of a major upgrade to my bank account. Granted, he’s already rich.

I am the law!

by LaColin on Jun 30, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

boy, jazz fans sure hate POR right now

wishing all kinds of bad karma towards us.

in KP i trusted

by CleBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

What'd we do?

Other than make it impossible for them to resign boozer

by TP.5 on Jun 30, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

they lost brewer and maynor because of our toxic offer

now we’re doing the same with matthews as we did with milsap

in KP i trusted

by CleBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

TOXICITY!

Now you are being deliberately obtuse
by Mortimer on May 3, 2010 4:39 PM PDT

by TheTinfoil on Jun 30, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh no! People in Utah hate us?

Wait a second. I want people in Utah. That’s how i know I’m doing things right.

Still on the Rex bandwagon.

by dan_the_man on Jun 30, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fail

I want people in Utah to hate me.

Still on the Rex bandwagon.

by dan_the_man on Jun 30, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even with the correction

You want people in Utah was still funny

by TP.5 on Jun 30, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

mormon chicks are hooooootttt!

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's not a spaceship it's a conestoga wagon pulled by pegases, chock full of canned goods

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's just going to be a constant Lebron highlight reel until he signs somewhere.

Barf

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

it’s gonna be a constant Lebron highlight reel for the next 10 years or so. better get used to it.

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

a wise move if you don’t like Lebron or the New York Yankees

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

translation:

if you are smart.

Team KP

by Roybot on Jun 30, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

What are the odds

Boozer agrees to terms with a team today then changes his mind when it’s time to sign?

by TP.5 on Jun 30, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank you

For giving me an excuse to put up my favorite picture on the whole internets.

Still on the Rex bandwagon.

by dan_the_man on Jun 30, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s hilarious

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jun 30, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're welcome

And that’s a big picture

by TP.5 on Jun 30, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice.

I love how he shoots whenever he has the ball.

I am the law!

by LaColin on Jun 30, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha ha

that’s awesome, saving that pic for sure!

by Jam Master Jay on Jun 30, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

that blinger on espn is so ugly

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

remember one thing

if we make an offer to a rfa, that player’s team will have up to a week to match it, our MLE will be tied up for the week.

so we better hope we get target the right guy. or else we might lose #2, 3, 4, etc on our list while that team takes its dear old time.

in KP i trusted

by CleBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Tom Penn talking about toxic offers

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I just got home from the Timbers game

it went to overtime and I had to leave because my I got a killer headache.
Anything happen with FA yet?!

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Lebron, Wade, Bosh all go to Miami.

by tblazers on Jun 30, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh really?

that’s just so crazy! My middle name is gullible! Nice to meet you!

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey, it's more interesting than this

Breaking News: Wolves agree to 3 year, $13 mil deal with 2008 2nd round pick Nikola Pekovic. Link coming on ESPN.com…

by tblazers on Jun 30, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

phewwww

I was worried I would run out of things to watch about bron bron. he’s my hero!

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

its in a penalty shootout right now… and Seattle just won it. Kasey Kellar with 2 pk saves for the bad guys.

by jksnake99 on Jun 30, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I figured it was gonna go to PKs

how were you keeping track of it? on tv? or is their a site for that stuff?

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Timbers website— I only watched the very end of OT and the shootout.

by jksnake99 on Jun 30, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sucks they lost

glad I left. If I had to see a team lose by PKs while I was actually at the game… I don’t know how I’d get over that.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bulls and Knicks websites

Bulls and Knicks websites have these giant Free Agent ‘10 Banners on their front pages and don’t even feature any of their own current players on them lol

by Jam Master Jay on Jun 30, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Daryl Morey

Just finished meeting with @chrisbosh – great player & person. He is about winning so I focused on how w/Houston he can win a championship.

by tblazers on Jun 30, 2010 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Bosh would be an incredible fit with that team.

Brooks, Martin, Ariza, Bosh, Yao…Battier off the bench… That’s a contender right there, folks, and someone who made the playoffs out West last year won’t make it next year.

by jksnake99 on Jun 30, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

how do they get him?

Now you are being deliberately obtuse
by Mortimer on May 3, 2010 4:39 PM PDT

by TheTinfoil on Jun 30, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

honestly, I really don’t know.

by jksnake99 on Jun 30, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

what would a sign and trade for Bosh look like for them?

by jksnake99 on Jun 30, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd guess Trevor Ariza, Jared Jeffries, and Jordan Hill, as well as maybe that ...

future conditional first-round pick — which is top-five protected from 2012 through 2015, while becoming a 2015 second-round pick and a 2016 second-round pick if not conveyed by then — that’s owed to the Houston Rockets from the New York Knicks.

by AK1984 on Jun 30, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Part of me would like for that to happen. I like the Rockets.

Wouldn’t be good for the Blazers though.

by jksnake99 on Jun 30, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me, too.

And yeah, that’s true.

by AK1984 on Jun 30, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bosh seems pretty perfect for the Rockettes

I gotta hope Toronto doesn’t even think that package is worth bothering with, cause it ain’t.

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

i hope he doesn't go there

and i also hope we put in a call to bosh to entice him.

in KP i trusted

by CleBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

even yao got into the mix
@ChrisBosh, Hey Chris, hopefully you’ll play with us (Rockets) next season. I’ll be healthy and I’d really look forward to playing together

http://twitter.com/YaoMing
— this was before 12am, btw.

in KP i trusted

by CleBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

— this was before 12am, btw.

We know.

by Timmay! on Jun 30, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh jeez

i gotta rtjd

in KP i trusted

by CleBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phil is giving away his fan card.

Keeps talking about how the Timbers are better, and Timbers fans> Blazer fans.

Now you are being deliberately obtuse
by Mortimer on May 3, 2010 4:39 PM PDT

by TheTinfoil on Jun 30, 2010 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

lawl

Timbers fans are loud if you’re in the Timbers Army section, but it’s a dedicated group of people who practice the songs all the time and do the whole Timbers Army thing mainly for attention. Half the people there tonight weren’t even watching the game, they were just turning around looking at the rest of the fans and trying to lead them in a chant,
Blazers fans are now and will forever be>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Timbers fans

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

how many people were at the game today?

by jksnake99 on Jun 30, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

when I was leaving I heard someone say it was sold out

who knows if that’s true or not, but it was very very full.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Playoffs in Portland tend to get pretty full

They were for the Portland Rage, Portland Pride, good years of the Portland Winter Hawks, and for all I know, maybe even their women’s team did well in the playoffs.

Portland has some pretty good fans, even if in some sports, they only show up for the playoffs.

by Timmay! on Jun 30, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do! but I liked it better when our indoor soccer team was called the Pride. Jeff Betts FTW.

by jksnake99 on Jun 30, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh wait....

were they the Pride?

Team KP

by Roybot on Jun 30, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it was the indoor soccer league, it was the Pride.

That was an exciting sport, I’m a little disappointed it didn’t catch on.

by Timmay! on Jun 30, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love indoor soccer.

It’s so much more fun to play too.

Team KP

by Roybot on Jun 30, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

sooo much fun to play.

by jksnake99 on Jun 30, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I was younger, I was on two or three different teams at a time.

And my mom played on a couple teams as well.

I miss those days. I should join a league.

Team KP

by Roybot on Jun 30, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Part of me wishes I’d focused on soccer when I was young and played for a club team. Instead I played baseball, basketball, soccer but none of them at a real high level. I think I could maybe have played varsity soccer if I’d focused early.

Then again, I might not have had as much fun as I did just playing in rec leagues and it wasn’t like I would have been playing in college or anything. HS coed rec soccer was a blast.

by jksnake99 on Jun 30, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I regret that I stopped playing soccer for football

I was kinda pressured to play football because I was fast and big.

My asthma got in the way a LOT in soccer, because unlike other sports, it is constant running. BUT, I think I woulda’ been a really good goalkeeper. So, I do wish I stuck with soccer and kept a goal.

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

The reason I quit soccer was because I was starting to HATE it.

I played premier for three years, and I hated my coach, my teammates, it was too political, and on top of that we weren’t a very good team because of all that. All the clubs were really political and that got really old.

Then I played Select for a year after that. It was much better because we didn’t travel/play as much and I liked my coach and loved my teammates and we were good.

After playing non stop outdoor and indoor for soooo long, I just got burned out. My parents weren’t too happy when I quit though, because it was a year before high school and the coach knew me and wanted me to play for him. Oh well…

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by Roybot on Jun 30, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Politics in kids sports makes me mad

I got a story that still burns my britches, but I’m sure I’ve told it before. It involves my 2nd year of playing baseball and being selected for the allstar team but two of my own coaches talked bad about me so their sons would get a selection instead. One got my selection, the other just got a jacket.

OOOOOH. My pants are burning now.

Another coach on the team called me and told me what the other 2 coaches did at the Allstar meetings. I was very upset. It was quite important to me back then as I had no friends and that was the ticket to frienddom (in my kid-head). AND I was good dangit.

Oh, and the next season, when I was 13— I made the allstar team fair and square because the guy selecting it was impartial, and one of the coach’s who talked bad about me to make his own son make the team was mad because now his fat kid couldn’t make the team, and he would actually come to our practices and just sit there in his car and stare at us. It was creepy.

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yikes, that is awful.

I have a lot of similar stories about my Premier coach.

He thought his daughter was amazing when in reality, she wasn’t even close to being the best player on the team. She would play entire games when there were other players better than her sitting on the bench.

One day after practice he came to me and told me I was being too mean to my teammates. It was really dumb, because I was a captain so I was SUPPOSED to tell my teammates what to do. And I know for a fact it was his dumb daughter that complained, because I yelled at her the most. Why? BECAUSE SHE WAS SUCKED.

He also forced me to play goalie the majority of the season before I decided to quit because I was sick of that kind of crap. I didn’t like goalie, it wasn’t my original position, and there were two other people on the team that TRIED OUT AS GOALIES to be on the team. He basically said I had to play goalie because it was best for the team, and otherwise I wouldn’t play.

OOOH my pants are burning now too, Mortimer!!!

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by Roybot on Jun 30, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I decided long time ago

That I will likely have to end up coaching my kids’s teams to keep the parents in line. I won’t allow stupidness.

My dad coached our basketball team in middle school, and he didn’t have a great basketball mind or anything (he liked the Blazers but wasn’t a huge fan and while he played in HS, it was for a town with 300 people)… but they needed a coach and he knew how dumb parents were with their kids. He did a good job.

He also was “dumb” and followed the rules, where each kid had to play at least a quarter. Other coaches didn’t follow that to be jerks.

I bet there will be some dad somewhere in whatever league my kids will be playing in that was better at baseball than me, but I wasn’t bad, and I can teach a kid to hit AND I won’t allow peehole parents to pull stupid crap. As much as I can prevent, of course.

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

My dad coached my teams for years.

From like my second year ever playing when I was 5 years old, up until I went premier which was U-11 I think. He always made sure everyone got adequate playing time as well. I do remember a parent yelling at him one time for taking their daughter out at the end of a game (she was not good at all and we wanted to win. She had played plenty though so it wasn’t a HUGE deal)

He was assistant coach for a year or two on the premier team, and then manager.

My mom was also an assistant when I was really young and almost got tossed from a couple games for yelling. SMH. When I was like 12 she was filling in as coach for my indoor team and totally yelled at the opposing coach because he was a total d bag. Everyone hated him so it was awesome.

Team KP

by Roybot on Jun 30, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, while I think everyone should get to play

I am not in favor of going OVERBOARD and making sure everyone gets equal time and stuff like that, or other things to “avoid kids getting their feelings hurt”. I’d just be fair, and try to win without sacrificing the point of it all (kids having fun).

I think having kids learn to deal with no being good at something is an important part of growing up.

#52

by Mortimer on Jul 1, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Word.

I just really dread the political part of sports if my kids decide to play them. I’ll totally coach them when they are little but they better be good!

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by Roybot on Jul 1, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am going to make sure my kids have no choice but to be good. GENETICALLY speaking of course.

But I will likely need to alpha some of the other dads a little bit, because if their kid sucks and they are a jerk dad, or a rich dad, or both, then there will be trouble unless you alpha them somehow.

If my kids do suck, I’ll be fair about it and not overplay them.

In my experience, most of those dads who whine and are jerks are just little weasels who need to be told that that sort of crap won’t work. And then I’d have to be sure I remain consistent and not be an easy target for the most meddlesome of parents who would want some sort of revenge for their kid being bad at a sport.

#52

by Mortimer on Jul 1, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

You have this much more planned out than I do.

I fear I’m not fit for the rec league soccer coach of 6 year olds :-(

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by Roybot on Jul 1, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Haha

I admit, I’ve thought about it since I was going through these coaching problems.

It’s important to me that my kids, and the other kids associated with their teams, have a good time playing the damn games. And I’ll do my best not to let parents screw it up, or it’s post-game knuckle suppers.

#52

by Mortimer on Jul 1, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that side of sports

is what I remember most about them as a kid.

That and the fact that I was sooo competitive, I would always get so frustrated with my teammates, even at zaching 6 years old.

That’s one reason I dunno if I am suited to coach little kids. I would expect too much from them.

Team KP

by Roybot on Jul 1, 2010 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm competitive

But I HOPE I’d remember they’re just kids and kids are dumb and it doesn’t really matter if they win or lose.

#52

by Mortimer on Jul 1, 2010 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ditto.

I just HOPE my kids want to play real sports. That’s all I ask, Mortimer.

Team KP

by Roybot on Jul 1, 2010 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

If mine don't, it's no problem!

I’ll support them in whatever they wanna do, Roybot. They don’t gotta sport it up.

But I’ll definitely say “hey there big guy and big gal, I signed ya up for [sport], sound fun? Well, just try it, stop crying”.

If they don’t like it though, that’s fine.

They gotta exercise somehow, though.

#52

by Mortimer on Jul 1, 2010 1:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha, yep.

I really won’t have a problem if they don’t want to play sports. They can whatever they want, just like I was allowed to do.

I will vow to never be a parent that forces my kid to play a sport they don’t want to play. That’s when kids resent you.

Team KP

by Roybot on Jul 1, 2010 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

My son plays guitar

good thing too….he just isn’t sports inclined

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Jul 1, 2010 7:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would be an amazing little league baseball coach. I would have to restrain myself from doing too many double switches and overshifts.

by jksnake99 on Jul 1, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha

That’d be awesome.

I remember one coach made his pitchers all throw side arm, and some only curveballs, since 11/12 year olds couldn’t hit it.

That was a gimmick though, you’d be doing real stuff.

I can’t really remember stuff like that, but I think I can teach fundamentals of hitting real good. I was always a nice athlete when I started baseball (and I started late, my first year was 6th grade), and sucked at hitting so I had to learn HOW to hit.

#52

by Mortimer on Jul 1, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would be good at teaching fielding and strategy, but I wouldn’t be the best at teaching hitting or pitching. I would have to learn how to teach that.

by jksnake99 on Jul 1, 2010 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Your kids can do my kids homework

And My kids will protect yours from bullies.

SYMBIOTIC RELATIONSHIP.

#52

by Mortimer on Jul 1, 2010 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I tried to find this SNL sketch, with John Goodman

Back during the Spade/Sandler years, where he is a big jock going to visit his nerd buddy at collegethat he’d protect back in HS, and the nerd buddy has found a new jock to buddy around with.

It was funny.

I couldn’t find it.

#52

by Mortimer on Jul 1, 2010 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whenever I think back on my youth soccer career,

it really makes me wish it wasn’t tainted by this kind of stuff.

I have no positive memories from the three years I played for that Premier team, besides hanging out with some of my teammates off the field.

Team KP

by Roybot on Jun 30, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got over it a while ago

But that sort of stuff, and hating my coach in HS also, is why I didn’t take my baseball scholarship and decided to study what I wanted to study.

It was for the best, but it was a big decision back then. Plus, we were still poor then, so the scholarship was tough to turn down. I went to the cheapest school in Oregon, though.

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the scholarship wasn't to anywhere special

And since I don’t think I’d’ve been that good anywho, just “ok” (high school good but not college good), it was an easy decision.

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

My friend Kirk should've made that decision, ...

although he chased his baseball dream instead of tagging along with my hard-working brother — who, to be fair, only played tennis in high school — by getting into communications at Wazzu. As it is, Kirk seemingly made the wrong choice. Heck, he currently works at a Toys Я Us in Michigan.

by AK1984 on Jul 1, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's too bad

Yeah, it woulda’ taken me outta state to a pretty crappy state I had no interest in going to. Not a good school, not a special team, nuthin’ special at all besides I’d be playing baseball.

4 hour practices EVERY DAY… I was too burned out on it and wanted to do creative things.

#52

by Mortimer on Jul 1, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's not like I had a set good plan

I just knew I didn’t wanna go to the same school as anyone from my HS, and I didn’t wanna play baseball no mo’.

#52

by Mortimer on Jul 1, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

At 18, it can be difficult to make the right ...

choice in their life. Even then, though, people need to have foresight. I can’t hate, however, since I didn’t have it then, either. Oh well, let us hope there’s time to rectify those errors.

by AK1984 on Jul 1, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

There's almost always time

Even if I had made the wrong decision, I am sure I coulda’ rectified it.

There may be something else going on that causes him to be working at Toys R Us after college.

#52

by Mortimer on Jul 1, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think I quit at the right at time as well.

I sorta regret not playing in HS just because a lot of my friends did. I had private lessons with the guy that ended up coaching the JV team, so I know I would have really enjoyed playing for him if that’s the team I would have made.

My select team had a couple camps with the Varsity coach and I had practiced with the high school team one time in 7th grade, but if I remember correctly, it wasn’t very great to play for him on the actual HS team.

But not playing allowed me to try different sports. Like golf!

Team KP

by Roybot on Jul 1, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

And I never would have played it if my parents didn’t make me feel bad for not playing soccer or volleyball in HS.

Team KP

by Roybot on Jul 1, 2010 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oooh I wish we had boys volleyball

I woulda’ been AWESOME at it. I could jump super high on two feet standing still and I always was rad at it when playing for fun.

But I don’t think it existed in Portland then, for boyses.

#52

by Mortimer on Jul 1, 2010 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

You should have just created a league on your own!

I didn’t want to play since I probably would have been a setter since I’m not tall. But I wanted to SPIKE the ball.

Me and my friend had randomly decided to try out in middle school. I ended up being pretty good and made the A TEAM both years. Yay me!

Team KP

by Roybot on Jul 1, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

There are heaps of courses in NZ

and it is cheap as hell. When my knees broke I picked it up and never regretted it for a second

by MadBlaze on Jul 1, 2010 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

How good are you at golf?

Serious question

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Jul 1, 2010 7:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, i used to love playing indoor

if my dad had signed me up for indoor leagues instead of outdoor I would have stuck with it longer. Instead i decided to quit so i could stay at home and play kickball or football or random little creative games with my friends

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

During the offseason, the premier/select teams would play indoor

and I liked that sooo much more than outdoor. It’s a lot more fun because it’s so much faster paced.

I used to LIVE at the soccer arena.

Team KP

by Roybot on Jun 30, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I only got to play indoor once or twice

but my dad played a lot and I used to love going to his games and running around the outside of the field. I still have photographic memories of that place. and I remember the ball slamming really hard against the border of the field. Man, brings back memories.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

the Pride predated the Pythons. I think the name change happened under new ownership, but I think it was the same franchise.

by jksnake99 on Jun 30, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it's ridiculous.

He is basically hating on himself since he’s a Blazer fan.

Team KP

by Roybot on Jun 30, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

but he’s also patting himself on the back since he’s also a Timbers fan. He has a love/hate relationship with himself.

by jksnake99 on Jun 30, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha

I think he’s a bandwagon Timbers fan. First game he’s gone to.

Team KP

by Roybot on Jun 30, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol, seriously?

I have to say, soccer fans in Portland are awesome. Going to the WC qualifier, USA v. Costa Rica in 1997 is still probably my alltime favorite sporting event I saw live.

by jksnake99 on Jun 30, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I seriously think there is a lot of that going around

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Jul 1, 2010 7:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

it’ll be fun when the Timbers, Sounders and Vancouver Whitecaps are all in MLS next year.

by jksnake99 on Jun 30, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

heck yeah

it’ll bring back the “I-5 Rivalry” and it will be even more intense with all three cities involved.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

when can we start calling him PhicklePhil?

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jul 1, 2010 7:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

You go right ahead, milwaukie.
@chadfordinsider Bucks fishing for Salmons: Milwaukee making progress on a deal for free agent John Salmons

Now you are being deliberately obtuse
by Mortimer on May 3, 2010 4:39 PM PDT

by TheTinfoil on Jun 30, 2010 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

If we're willing to go over the tax, and that's a big IF

Salmons is high on the list of guys I want for the MLE.

Still on the Rex bandwagon.

by dan_the_man on Jun 30, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Broussard has something about Paul and Portland on Insider

but I can’t tell how old it is, and don’t have Insider.

Now you are being deliberately obtuse
by Mortimer on May 3, 2010 4:39 PM PDT

by TheTinfoil on Jun 30, 2010 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

it's just speculation

here it is:

The plan: While the window isn’t closing, the Blazers realize that teams younger than they (i.e., Oklahoma City) are coming on strong, so they want to be aggressive in bettering their roster. They are high on rookie small forward Luke Babbitt, whose outside shooting ability should help the Blazers space the floor. As for the backcourt, they could wind up with a backup or use the expiring contracts of Andre Miller and Joel Przybilla to trade for a starting point guard.

Alternative advice: With Marcus Camby aboard, Przybilla has become expendable, especially if Oden can ever get back on the floor. So let’s package the contracts of Przybilla and Miller and make a run at Chris Paul. Miller would help second-year PG Darren Collison develop in New Orleans and Przybilla would be nice playing behind Emeka Okafor. Better yet, they’ll give the Hornets financial relief after next season.

If that doesn’t work, how about sending the duo to Boston for Paul Pierce? If Doc Rivers doesn’t return as head coach and Ray Allen goes elsewhere, the Celtics might have to begin rebuilding. The future cap relief of the Portland duo might be attractive to Boston, which is also looking for a big man like Przybilla with Kendrick Perkins on the mend.

in KP i trusted

by CleBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

this was from earlier

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brossard>>>>> Bucher, Sheridan and Hill

by jksnake99 on Jun 30, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

This ^

Is not saying much

BTW Hollinger>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>all the rest of them shmoes

by MadBlaze on Jun 30, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with that. Ford’s ok. Sort of. Sometimes.

by jksnake99 on Jun 30, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ford and Stein are the best of the rest

But analytics plus intelligent and reasoned opinion make Hollinger tops.

by MadBlaze on Jun 30, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had one of those but it was much too sugary for me

any drink that’s sweeter than a sbux drink is crazy stuff

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got a free Starbucks today.

Free makes everything taste better.

Team KP

by Roybot on Jun 30, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

starbucks over roasts their coffee

I don’t care for it

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks for reminding me.

I have McDonald’s coupons for free frappes from Game 4 and still haven’t used them.

by tblazers on Jun 30, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's okay you can call it a frappe

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

awesome

free tastes much better. That’s why the only time I ever really drank Starbucks was when i worked there and got it free on my shifts. since I quit a year and a half ago I think I’ve been back twice.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I only go there because I have gift cards from xmas.

Otherwise I rarely waste my money on coffee.

Team KP

by Roybot on Jun 30, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

i used to be a coffee every day guy until my health made me stop

but I still get it probably twice a week. Luckily Portland essentially has unlimited options for where you want to spend your coffee money.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm the opposite

i’m passing out cause I’ve had no caffeine today.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

morey is too smart to think that a triumvirate of bosh-wade-lbj will only produce 45 wins.

in KP i trusted

by CleBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahahaha Morey doctored the numbers and showed them to Bosh. “Science, Chris. Science.”

by jksnake99 on Jun 30, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

front page of BE says Ferry to turn down blazers GM job

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 10:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Sad to say this, but if A-woj isn't reporting it, it probably doesn't mean much

Woj had Ferry’s interview stuff before anyone else.

Now you are being deliberately obtuse
by Mortimer on May 3, 2010 4:39 PM PDT

by TheTinfoil on Jun 30, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know

I'm a Greg Oden honk, yeah.

Even when I was still a Sonic fan, I liked Oden more than Kevin Durant.

by AK1984 on Jun 12, 2010 12:20 AM PDT

by Tyler Durrden on Jun 30, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ben hasn't updated the headline

That “news story” was broke when Portland Roundball reported it, only they realized later that they were just talking to someone who looked like Ferry, but not him.

I’m totally serious.

by Timmay! on Jun 30, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Think we've spoken to Oden yet?

Now you are being deliberately obtuse
by Mortimer on May 3, 2010 4:39 PM PDT

by TheTinfoil on Jun 30, 2010 10:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Hope so

If only to say – Go out there and earn it and we’ll make sure you get what you deserve.

Would be depressing for him if other 2007 guys are being hounded to sign extensions and he doesn’t even hear from the Blazers.

by MadBlaze on Jun 30, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

ESPN Chat

Some of these questions that are getting through on the ESPN free agent chat are hilarious. “D-Wade to the Bucks??” “Shaq to the Celtics?”

by Jam Master Jay on Jun 30, 2010 10:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Hola.

High off of love.
Drunk from the hate.

by fajunga on Jun 30, 2010 10:52 PM PDT reply actions  

what's up my main JD man fajungabajunga!!?

how’s life? how’s work treating ya?

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fantastic and fantasticker. I have so much to look forward to right now that I can’t handle it. I just had a knowledge bomb dropped directly on my head and I can’t think straight because I’m so excited. Works great. I’m gonna hang out with a pretty lady tomorrow night. The weekend is nearly here.

High off of love.
Drunk from the hate.

by fajunga on Jun 30, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome, dude!

that’s good to hear. I always love when people I know(even if it’s just through a sports teams fan page based side conversation bar) are doing well. Knowledge is always swell, unless it’s the type that turns you into a bitter old man, Anddddd good lucky with the pretty lady, that’s some premium stuff.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks dude!

Yeah BEdgefriends are ppl too. Even though we may not see each other in real life often or ever, we are still friends.

High off of love.
Drunk from the hate.

by fajunga on Jun 30, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha
1:54
[Comment From Brett Ricci]
What is going to happen with the best free agent out there? I’m speaking of Brad Miller ofcourse.
1:55

Zach Harper (Hardwood Paroxysm/TrueHoop Network): I’d say Houston, Chicago or Boston.

Now you are being deliberately obtuse
by Mortimer on May 3, 2010 4:39 PM PDT

by TheTinfoil on Jun 30, 2010 10:55 PM PDT reply actions  

US soccer guys on Daily show

Show just started.

Still on the Rex bandwagon.

by dan_the_man on Jun 30, 2010 11:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Hodgeman's solution for getting rid of flopping in soccer

Get rid of socialized medicine.

Still on the Rex bandwagon.

by dan_the_man on Jun 30, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here is the explanation for the confusing Danny Ferry episode earlier today, from Nathan Begley (who I’m told is Bedger HurraKane) himself.

http://www.portlandroundballsociety.com/home/2010/6/30/mistakes-were-made-a-grand-adventure-by-nathan-begley.html

by tblazers on Jun 30, 2010 11:06 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

thank you for sharing this. I’m totally clamping down and buying one at that price.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

annnnd purchased

i’m excited now! I’ve wanted one since the day they were announced, and this deal was too good to pass up.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

In addition to meeting my chill new lil nephew yesterday.

I got to fill-in for my sister’s shift, and her baby daddy and I did the good work. I got paid with a 1/5th. :D

by idoltime on Jun 30, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha, that's awesome

how is the little lad?! super adorable and perfect?

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

he is amazingly super adorable and perfect!

he was born growing in sideburns.. boy’ll have a beard by the time he is 15 I’m sure.

by idoltime on Jun 30, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha that's awesome!

i’m already jealous (i’m jealous of men with great facial hair as I get the patchy Brandon Roy style beard)

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jul 1, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

We're a breed alright.

Lil Moses has bearded freaks on both lines, so he should be set.

by idoltime on Jul 1, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

On the ESPN live blog, they're saying Blake is a hot name amongst Laker people

Now you are being deliberately obtuse
by Mortimer on May 3, 2010 4:39 PM PDT

by TheTinfoil on Jun 30, 2010 11:10 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah they've been talking about him for a while

i’m very conflicted about it. I want Blake to have success, as I do with most ex Blazers, but it would be so hard to root for him in a Lakers jersey…

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want Giant (who I met for the first time tonight along with BRP)

To know that I blame him for the Timbers losing on PKs.

Oh and Keller is sick. Dude won the game for them.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 11:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Still sick I mean

God he’s been around forever.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

I left early so I didn’t even witness that, thankfully. BRP left just after half time, I left as it was going into overtime because my head was killing me. It sucks that they lost, and if I had been there for the penalties, I probably would have had a heart attack. It was nice meeting you tonight, by the way.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same here

What was BRP’s excuse?

Keller dead saved two PKs, dude may not have the speed he once did but his ability to read the good is still top class.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

BRP didn't give an excuse when he left, I'm assuming it was probably for family stuff

any time someone with family has to leave early I blame it on their kids.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know

We can make fun of him for it though. Even if its totally unfair to. :-)

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seattle had a player sent off in the first OT period

And Keller made a number of ridiculous saves even to force PKs.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

that’s awesome. I noticed their keeper was pretty amazing, and ours kind of sucks. he kept getting way too far out of his box and I had a feeling he was going to get screwed over at any moment. seems that if Seattle were better at attacking they could have scored several goals on us.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don't remember Kasey Keller?

Former national team GK (102 caps), out of Olympia, WA and U of P. Played in both Germany and England.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't know it was Keller

I had enough heads in front of me to where I couldn’t read jersey names, and I don’t watch enough MLS to know Seattle’s players’ names. I remember him. It’s amazing he’s still as good as he is, and it’s cool he’s with a (nearly) hometown team.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

He turned down several euro offers to come home

He’s not who he once was but he’s still amazing.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Btw BRP trying to get beer

Was hilarious, took him so long to get us a pitcher (but BRP paid for it so he’s the man).

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jul 1, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah the service in the Bullpen was horrendous tonight

and yes, BRP is a champ for buying beer (thanks again, BRP!)

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jul 1, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

come on, this gets put on the chat?
2:11
[Comment From Jeff]
Does Denver trade Carmelo to the Heat for Beasley?
2:11

Zach Harper (Hardwood Paroxysm/TrueHoop Network): No

Now you are being deliberately obtuse
by Mortimer on May 3, 2010 4:39 PM PDT

by TheTinfoil on Jun 30, 2010 11:11 PM PDT reply actions  

What?
  1. pick > #3 pick

"I think he’s been doing some good things. I think he’s been doing some good things. He’s had to play a lot of minutes lately with Blake being out. I think he’s been doing some good things." -Nate McMillan

by xedubx on Jun 30, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I meant #2 pick > #3 pick

"I think he’s been doing some good things. I think he’s been doing some good things. He’s had to play a lot of minutes lately with Blake being out. I think he’s been doing some good things." -Nate McMillan

by xedubx on Jun 30, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

One more thing about the Timbers game

Anyone who was there tonight who thinks MLS won’t work in Portland, yes it will. That was an incredible atmosphere.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 11:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I was next to where Timber Joey was banging his drum or running his chainshaw

A lot (bottom of 117, row C on the aisle, as it happened, lucky to get those tix) and it was loud and it was awesome.

Even the Seattle fans near us admitted it was cool.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was in the heart of Timbers Army

because that’s where BRPs friends were(I ended up feeling really bad and out of place because they had saved spots for him and one of his other friends and then I was kind of in the way, but we all just sort of stood really close to eachother. I felt terrible though).

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could certainly hear you

ZACH SEATTLE!

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey guys, i went to the game, but didn’t know it would happen until 7… i was against the wall at the very top. next time i’ll get it figured out and meet up…

by EvilKaramazov on Jun 30, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Build a bonfire, build a bonfire

Put Seattle on the top.
Put Vancouver in the middle.
And burn the bloody lot!

Got that stuck in my head from tonight.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wasn't

The parents of the little kids near me (the Seattle fans most notably) were less than thrilled. One little girl said, humorously at one point, “Mommy, why are they saying Zafch Seattle so much?”

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

awww, haha.

yeah, one dude came back to Timbers Army area and said "all the stupid old people and parents kept giving me the evil eye when I was singing [insert random chant that has something to do with zach Seattle zach this and zach you]

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

They actually removed some of the more offensive ones from when I was there last

I think they step it up for Seattle night.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Btw they came in like 10 buses

I saw all the Sounder fans loading up in them as I was leaving.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah, that's kind of cool.

there were lots and lots of Sounders fans.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jul 1, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm so going to Seattle next year for one of our games

To have fun with them.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jul 1, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

shiv A. Has anything happened?

by EvilKaramazov on Jun 30, 2010 11:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Nope

LeBronmas was surprisingly so far at least boring.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, i guess not. i’ll court you all in the morning.

by EvilKaramazov on Jun 30, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

SBN having issues

Lame…

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 11:33 PM PDT reply actions  

hoopsworld says al jefferson has requested a trade

and that the bulls and nuggets have shown serious interest.

in KP i trusted

by CleBlazer on Jun 30, 2010 11:50 PM PDT reply actions  

How could he not request a trade?

Everything is about how Minny wants to move him with all their little hearts.

#52

by Mortimer on Jun 30, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trying to monopolize the market on SFs.

I see what you are trying to do, Kahn.

"I think he’s been doing some good things. I think he’s been doing some good things. He’s had to play a lot of minutes lately with Blake being out. I think he’s been doing some good things." -Nate McMillan

by xedubx on Jul 1, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Big Al for Rudy Gay in a sign n' trade?

Pair up Z-Bo and Big Al on the block? Make the universe implode?

#52

by Mortimer on Jul 1, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

That makes my head hurt.

It would be an abomination. I assume they would both turn to salt.

by Nick Van Excellent on Jul 1, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's like when you try to picture the concept of nothingness in your head

It can’t be BLACKNESS, because that is SOMETHING. And then your head drifts as you try to comprehend it and it hurts.

#52

by Mortimer on Jul 1, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

So true

I do this far too often.

by MadBlaze on Jul 1, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I got stuck doing it too much when I was a lil' kid

Like 10 or 11, I was stuck just focusing on the concept, and my head would get fuzzy and I felt like if I could get past this fuzziness I could really comprehend what nothingness is.

I was a weird kid sometimes.

#52

by Mortimer on Jul 1, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

You were just ahead of the curve

I like trying to get people to do it, they think they have and then you spring the ‘blackness is not nothingness’ thing on them and they’re screwed.

by MadBlaze on Jul 1, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

You two are reminding me of Descartes, which isn’t helping my headache.

by tblazers on Jul 1, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm a fan of Dualism

Descartes is underrated. In the Philosopher draft he would easily be a top 5 pick. Socrates and Plato get all the hype though…

by MadBlaze on Jul 1, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno...that might work.

Remember that Z-bo do like to work out in the perimeter.

Of course, it would be hilarious on the defensive side of the ball.

"I think he’s been doing some good things. I think he’s been doing some good things. He’s had to play a lot of minutes lately with Blake being out. I think he’s been doing some good things." -Nate McMillan

by xedubx on Jul 1, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

BREAKING SHOCKER!

From Twitter:

Source: Thunder officials at Kevin Durant’s house in OKC at 12:01 a.m. to state interest in extension.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 11:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I'd find that annoying.

Unless they brought some painkillers with them. And some late night snacks.

by tblazers on Jun 30, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

And beer

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously. KD’s like “guys, I know you want to sign me to the max, and I’m all for it, but can’t we talk about this tomorrow?”

by jksnake99 on Jun 30, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

will be very interesting to see when we get the first Oden contract update and what that update says.

by jksnake99 on Jun 30, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even if we had a GM

I wouldn’t’ expect to hear anything for a while, we didn’t with Roy and that was not a terribly complex negotiation.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jun 30, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

July 1st, 2009

NBA.com

Update: The Blazers contacted Roy shortly after free agency opened on Wednesday to start negotiating a contract extension, The Oregonian reports.

by Timmay! on Jul 1, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Okay cool

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jul 1, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Any Oden extension would likely happen after new GM hire, IMHO.

That is, if we do offer him an extension this year, which I wouldn’t do.

"I think he’s been doing some good things. I think he’s been doing some good things. He’s had to play a lot of minutes lately with Blake being out. I think he’s been doing some good things." -Nate McMillan

by xedubx on Jul 1, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'd offer him something

I’d fear that he’d be good and you’d end up having to pay him a lot more.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jul 1, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

If I was PA, if Greg stays healthy all year and dominate, I'd gladly pay the $$$ next year..

Better than sign him to an extension just to see him on the trainer’s table for next four years. Then again, I am not a billionaire with flunkies…but I am hoping one of the Vulcan flunkies went to a business school and understand the concept of Real Options.

"I think he’s been doing some good things. I think he’s been doing some good things. He’s had to play a lot of minutes lately with Blake being out. I think he’s been doing some good things." -Nate McMillan

by xedubx on Jul 1, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think you're right.

But he should be on the short list of calls tonight.

by Timmay! on Jul 1, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know this is probably supposed to be appeasing to players and probably boosts their egos, but that would piss me off if someone showed up at my house right after midnight

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jul 1, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

And you know he's awake

NBA players are night owls.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jul 1, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

but i could still get those cash moneys at 10am!

at 12:01 don’t they know I’m on BEdge and eating nachos and watching Hey Arnold!?

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jul 1, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not if they showed up with pizza and beer.

And groupies.

"I think he’s been doing some good things. I think he’s been doing some good things. He’s had to play a lot of minutes lately with Blake being out. I think he’s been doing some good things." -Nate McMillan

by xedubx on Jul 1, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Regarding pseudonyms, here are a few others I'd use in certain situations.

Lawyer: A. Thomas King
Radio DJ: Tony K.
Country Music Singer: Tony Thomas
Supreme Ruler of Earth: King Anthony I

by AK1984 on Jun 30, 2010 11:55 PM PDT reply actions  

True, I hate country music.

In fact, I usually remove the “o” when describing it.

by AK1984 on Jul 1, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I understand

I got stuff deleted for alluding to something earlier today.

by MadBlaze on Jul 1, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

It might be because they're old

I’m talking REALLY old, like 30 or sumthin’.

#52

by Mortimer on Jul 1, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

you dang kiwis, always crossing a line!

I meant to mention earlier, I saw a guy with a t shirt that had your avatar on it when I was at the Timbers game tonight.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jul 1, 2010 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cool stuff

Us Kiwis like to travel.

Lots of people have that Maori’d up map as a tattoo over here.

by MadBlaze on Jul 1, 2010 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

magazine editor? chef? military officer?

by tblazers on Jul 1, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm, let's see here.

Chef Anton (i.e., my maternal great-grandfather’s first name).
General A.T. King.

by AK1984 on Jul 1, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think I figured out your real name

don’t worry….I won’t tell no one

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Jul 1, 2010 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

muzak

fore mortimer

4 ek

four dtl

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jul 1, 2010 12:07 AM PDT reply actions  

Mine

Was a good album back in the day!

I liked this one: (NSFBE) HERE! No…. HERE!

HERE.

No, HERE

#52

by Mortimer on Jul 1, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

the dead kennedy’s are cool

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jul 1, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

for roybot, with love

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jul 1, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks!

That video is so annoying, yet still kind of funny at the same time.

I do like the first part though.

Team KP

by Roybot on Jul 1, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

mort wood like this shoe song

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jul 1, 2010 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

YOU DON'T KNOW ME

I like this Spike Jonze video for the Yeah Yeah Yeahs… I ain’t crazy about them but I like her voice, and I don’t think he does many videos these days.

It can be for Roybot too: Y Control.

#52

by Mortimer on Jul 1, 2010 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

i really love the Yeah Yeah Yeahs.

Karen O has a beautiful voice, and Y Control is a wonderful song. As is Maps and so many more of their songs .I saw them at the Roseland a few years back and my nearly died from the moshing. Karen O can freaking rock out, dude. And she always wears super crazy outfits, so at this show she was dressed in a silver one piece jumpsuit thingy that looked like an alien.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jul 1, 2010 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I like her outfits

Her and Jonze dated for a while.

#52

by Mortimer on Jul 1, 2010 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, I remember that.

he was a pretty big part in the start of that band, if I remember correctly.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jul 1, 2010 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

HEY.

That little girl just flipped me off!

Team KP

by Roybot on Jul 1, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

karen o confuses me

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jul 1, 2010 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

why?

cause she’s cute and a total rocker and can sing super good and has great songs? or cause she dresses like a crazy person?

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jul 1, 2010 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

one moment she’s hot, the next moment she’s not

JUST PICK A SIDE ALREADY KAREN O

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Jul 1, 2010 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

hee hee

I used to feel this way until I saw her live and was like 3 feet away from her. now she’s all hot in my book.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jul 1, 2010 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like her voice and her outfits

So she’s cute to me.

Even though it’s mostly how I perceive her talent and style.

#52

by Mortimer on Jul 1, 2010 1:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah. yeah. yeah. ohhh yeah!

"My love winks, she does not bother / She knows too much to argue or to judge"

by DrivetheLane on Jul 1, 2010 7:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Shaw apparenlty turned them down

When they couldn’t guarantee LeBron, which I totally understand.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Jul 1, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

he withdrew his name but I didn’t see any indication that he was actually offered the job.

by jksnake99 on Jul 1, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

ESPN guys' picks for where top FAs would end up

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?page=FreeAgency-100630

I was most surprised that no one had Johnson re-signing with ATL.

And now, I’m out. My head is killing me.

by tblazers on Jul 1, 2010 12:36 AM PDT reply actions  

feel better tblazers!

my head is throbbing too, but i’ve got a sudden burst of “awakeness” so I’m gonna kill things in Red Dead.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jul 1, 2010 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Portland Trail Blazers

he’s taking the MLE because he loves this city and really wants to win a championship and figured this is the place to do it. He’s filling the roster spot opened up by Ryan Gomes.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jul 1, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bosh's Twitter

It’s been an exciting first couple of hrs. Got some interesting visits and presentations from Houston, Toronto, Chicago and Miami. We’ll see who else will come out tomorrow.

by MadBlaze on Jul 1, 2010 12:53 AM PDT reply actions  

Lowry and Scola got the QO from the Rockets.

Grizzlies also say they’ll match all offers for Rudy Gay.

This is all from NBA.com’s fantasy player news page.

by Timmay! on Jul 1, 2010 1:12 AM PDT reply actions  

Can we have a daily shower clause?

If he doesn’t shower at least once a day the contract is void.

Team KP

by Roybot on Jul 1, 2010 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

yes please

or, better yet, can his initiation into the team be a prank where somebody shaves his head ,cause that hair is not working for him.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jul 1, 2010 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

if he was a Blazer, it’d be endearing.

by jksnake99 on Jul 1, 2010 1:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

i dunno man

that thing is a mess. I think he has Samson syndrome.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jul 1, 2010 1:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Grizz gotta be bluffing

Someone’s gonna give him stupid money

by MadBlaze on Jul 1, 2010 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

“The Atlanta Hawks officially extended a six-year, approximately $120 million offer to retain free agent Joe Johnson at 12:01 a.m. Thursday,” (Berger)

It’s no joke.

by Timmay! on Jul 1, 2010 1:15 AM PDT reply actions  

But its oh so funny

Did you see the rationale the owners used? We aren’t gonna be around to pay him in 6 years so who cares!! Love the logic

by MadBlaze on Jul 1, 2010 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

They can't really, can only give him 5 years right?

JJ might still go, sounded like he wasn’t love the ATL much at the end of last year

by MadBlaze on Jul 1, 2010 1:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

wouldn't be too smart to

leave 25mil on the table when he’s gonna be 35 y.o.

in KP i trusted

by CleBlazer on Jul 1, 2010 1:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

For Blazer purposes, where do you hope the big FA's land in order that they do the least amount of damage to our championship chances?

For me:
- LeBron to NYK
- Wade to MIA
- Bosh to Bulls
- JJ to ATL
- Amare to NJN
- Boozer to MIA
- Lee to NYK

Assuming Dirk and PP go back to Dallas and Boston respectively

by MadBlaze on Jul 1, 2010 1:30 AM PDT reply actions  

my only wish

is for LBJ to stay in CLE. he means way too much to the city to just up and leave. without him, too many people will be out of work, and that’s the last thing that city needs.

in KP i trusted

by CleBlazer on Jul 1, 2010 1:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

But I think the Cavs are better next year than the Knicks with Lebron and not much else.

by MadBlaze on Jul 1, 2010 1:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not doing very well expressing myself tonight

I mean’t the Cavs with Lebron would be better than the Knicks with Lebron next year. Cav’s have already meshed and are good for 60-65 wins and an ECF run at least. The Knicks would get about 50-55 wins and go nowhere with just LBJ.

I would feel bad for Cleveland if he left though, would be devastating.

by MadBlaze on Jul 1, 2010 1:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Please please please please.

Another concern is that I feel this deal may ultimately cost them Al Horford, and I get the distinct feeling that the Hawks don’t realize what they have in Al. The guy is top 10 in the NBA in win shares and win shares per 48. He’s already among the best centers in the game, and he’s right outside the top 20 relative to PER. All that, and he’s only 23-24 years old. If it were me, Joe would walk and Al would get the extension.

#52

by Mortimer on Jul 1, 2010 1:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

If we could get Al instead of LA we would definitely be contenders

Two post presences on both ends and Al can still hit the mid range jumper

by MadBlaze on Jul 1, 2010 1:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love Horford

I’D EVEN GO AS FAR TO SAY that if Oden is NEVER healthy, the “right” pick becomes Horford, not Durant.

Both because we have Roy, but moreso because rebounding, interior defense and scoring are more important than scoring, even efficiently, from the perimeter with no playmaking.

#52

by Mortimer on Jul 1, 2010 2:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love Horford as a PF more than a C

But I agree, if Oden doesn’t get healthy (which he will positive thoughts) Horford would have made more sense than Durant. If Brandon doesn’t bounce back and look like a championship calibre first option then the Durant thing will become more painful ’cos everyone will look at 30+ points and say – they should have taken that guy and made Roy the number two. Totally flawed argument but it will become popular.

Therefore I hope for a healthy, productive Roy and a healthy, dominant Oden and an LA for Horford trade.

by MadBlaze on Jul 1, 2010 2:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Guess I know how to bold things now

Box quotes and posting pictures is up next!

by MadBlaze on Jul 1, 2010 2:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh

Just found out that if you search for ‘Blazers big three’ on Google it autocorrects to ‘Lakers big three’.

That is just wrong.

by MadBlaze on Jul 1, 2010 2:25 AM PDT reply actions  

it's been real, pals

i didn’t realize just how late it got. peace be with you my brothers(and sisters).

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on Jul 1, 2010 2:28 AM PDT reply actions  

knock knock

"There was a time when this blog was for intelligent BASKETBALL fans. It has unfortunately become O-Live 2…" ~Ilikeemall

"Did they really expect me to bow down to Jesus?!?" ~Sophia
"At first glance, I saw a fairly unremarkable penis." ~Sophia on Greg Oden

by Philthyanimal on Jul 1, 2010 4:09 AM PDT reply actions  

Who's there

I just beat the Lakers by 40! Yay for me!

by MadBlaze on Jul 1, 2010 4:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

BTW, nice avatar

Storm Large is a pretty impressive gal.

by MadBlaze on Jul 1, 2010 6:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

gonna see her perform next week

"There was a time when this blog was for intelligent BASKETBALL fans. It has unfortunately become O-Live 2…" ~Ilikeemall

"Did they really expect me to bow down to Jesus?!?" ~Sophia
"At first glance, I saw a fairly unremarkable penis." ~Sophia on Greg Oden

by Philthyanimal on Jul 1, 2010 6:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

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