I don't like the L*kers.  I really don't.  But I don't hate them, like I apparently should as a Blazer fan.  Maybe my fandom is in question.  But I DO hate the Celtics.

Never before have I seen a team that whines more than the Celtics.  Every whistle, every play, all the time.  Non-stop.  Now, I know that K*be cries too.  But his cries for fouls don't nearly erupt to the volume and clamor that the entire Celtics team raises all game long.

Doc Rivers barks at the refs nonstop.  He seems to impose his will on the officials when they're on his end of the court.  Paul Pierce looks like a little boy whose lunch was stolen every time he's called for a foul and every time he misses a shot. And you know what's so frustrating about those two?  It works!

KG cries some, but the thing that makes me want to slap him is how he does the little goal-tend block after the whistle is blown if someone shoots into the basket he's defending.  Like he's saying "you can't score at this basket".  Right.  Except for those 90-some-odd points the other team somehow manages to slip by you every game when the ball is live.  Perkins, Big Baby, et al are a bunch of whiners.

My two favorite teams are the Blazers and whoever is playing the Celtics.  Go L*kers.  Beat them to a pulp.  And here's to Ron Ron slapping KG in the head and KG running away like you know he will.