LA Story; a Blazer fan's perspective

by Brendan Holladay on Jun 2, 2010 7:21 PM PDT

I live in Southern California, where people find no fault

with their beloved star Kobe, who was charged with sexual assault.

When he misses a shot, he immediately cries 'FOUL!'

As if him missing a shot, should not be allowed.

Then you have Derek Fisher, so slow and so old.

No point has averaged less assists, in purple and gold.

How about Pau Gasol? A man of such height!

But he plays like he's made of tissue, much more bark than bite.

Well, what about Odom? they say he's the best sixth man.

But if the game is physical, tomorrow's headline will read 'He ran!'

And let's not forget 'Crazy.' You may know him as Artest.

The guy is probably on a dozen medications, but he still acts a mess.

But let's get back to Kobe, the faces he makes are obscene.

but no matter what he does, this year's champs will wear green.

And when the playoffs are all over, he will make a big fuss!

Demand a trade, call his team soft, and throw them under the bus.

Celtics in 7

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Nice

Have the L*ker ‘flags’ on the cars made their return this year? The ones that you mount by rolling your window up to hold it in place and are only used if the L*kers make it to the Finals? (and gather dust for months or years in between…)

I saw those things pop up about 10 years ago, when I also was a So Cal resident. They disappeared for years but I know they made a return the last time the L*kers played the Celtics in the finals…..

"It's Our Time":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O99POVJfglY

by Storyteller on Jun 2, 2010 7:32 PM PDT reply actions

The Lakers have played in the Finals 5 times this decade

2000,2001,2002,2004,2008 and now again in 2010

Those flags havnt had much time to gather dust.

Where do the Lakers rank in my life? I say Lakers, sex,...and breathing

by RA37thriller on Jun 2, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions

45-50 weeks a year

plus those 4 years in the middle of the decade…..

"It's Our Time":http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O99POVJfglY

by Storyteller on Jun 2, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions

wow high standards I see

Where do the Lakers rank in my life? I say Lakers, sex,...and breathing

by RA37thriller on Jun 2, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions

Not really,

Just that they be replaced at least twice a year and it be due to extreme weather damage , massive tearing from wind from constantly bombing down I-5 to get to the games, rarely taken off only to roll up the windows completely when washing the vehicle once a summer, and flown with pride win lose, pre season, regular season, Playoffs, and yup…you guessed it… Off Season.

savy?

The Faith don't panic, the faith freaks out, burns out farms, and torchs small villages in the name of The Faith.
Head Czar of Amerika <--- Mortimer said so so there!!!

by faith on Jun 2, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions

Quit pretending thriller.

The L*kers have the worst fan base in sports. You know it, I know it. Your all nothing but front runners. The refs love you, and you love the refs. Now quit acting like the success of your franchise cancels out the passion from a real fanbase like ours. If you have any questions about this FRIEND.

Watch a L*ker game when they play in Portland and check out the 22,000+ Blazer fans giving YOU, YOUR team, and YOUR city a huge middle finger! Now thats what I call a passionate fan base!
You like the L*kers because its a trend. we get it! Nuff said Faker……

"im ready for a fight..." -Joel Przybilla

by KillaPrzydollaBILLA on Jun 3, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions

the answer is yes.

I just got back and Everyone is the #1 Lakers fan… Says so on their license plate taped up in their back window and on their flags…

by Merickel on Jun 2, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions

yes the flags are in full effect. bout two more weeks then they’ll go back in the garage on top of the Kings, Ducks, Dodger, Angels, Raiders, Rams, and any other flags they may have purchased during the runs of good fortune for the SoCal teams

by Brendan Holladay on Jun 2, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions