Welcome to the Cinco de Mayo Junko.
I'm your host, Senor Muy Stupido (AKA Y5k)
Being as it's Mexico's independence day, I've decide to break my BEdgecation with a Junk Drawer dedicated to random zach you have collected on vacation that you never use/look at/glad you bought.
I have in my possession loads of books I meant to read while on vacation but never did, a smattering of bookmarks from foreign ports, ungodly amounts of paper products (stationary and such) that i thought was so one-of-a-kind that it couldn't be left behind. I also have a chest of stupid T-shirts. Now these treasures are where they'll get you. I'm not talking about the "I'm with stoopid" kind, but the "St. Barth's" shirt that really should say "St. Barth's, where the meal you eat will cost more than the car you drive at home."
I used to have loads and loads of stupid bracelets woven by hungry kids scrounging to feed their father's drug habit, but most of those met the rubbish bin years ago.
Hmmmm, oh, I'm a sucker for a bit of lame jewelry, provide it costs less than US$10. Odd thing is, i don't wear jewelry at all. Almost never. And when I do it's for like 15 minutes and then I'm like, this ring/necklace is stupid.
What junk you foreign got in your drawers? (That's not meant ot sound dirty, but take it how you like.)