Cinco de Junko
by Y5k on May 5, 2010 3:06 AM PDT
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Welcome to the Cinco de Mayo Junko.
I'm your host, Senor Muy Stupido (AKA Y5k)
Being as it's Mexico's independence day, I've decide to break my BEdgecation with a Junk Drawer dedicated to random zach you have collected on vacation that you never use/look at/glad you bought.
I have in my possession loads of books I meant to read while on vacation but never did, a smattering of bookmarks from foreign ports, ungodly amounts of paper products (stationary and such) that i thought was so one-of-a-kind that it couldn't be left behind. I also have a chest of stupid T-shirts. Now these treasures are where they'll get you. I'm not talking about the "I'm with stoopid" kind, but the "St. Barth's" shirt that really should say "St. Barth's, where the meal you eat will cost more than the car you drive at home."
I used to have loads and loads of stupid bracelets woven by hungry kids scrounging to feed their father's drug habit, but most of those met the rubbish bin years ago.
Hmmmm, oh, I'm a sucker for a bit of lame jewelry, provide it costs less than US$10. Odd thing is, i don't wear jewelry at all. Almost never. And when I do it's for like 15 minutes and then I'm like, this ring/necklace is stupid.
What junk you foreign got in your drawers? (That's not meant ot sound dirty, but take it how you like.)
-Y5k
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I would, but most are way way too dirty.
the Caribbean ones would make Lenny Bruce blush.
to call some one stupid in mainland China, you say: Er bai wu
which translates to 250, which is half of 500, meaning you aren’t quite all there.
To call someone a B, that is to say a female dog, you say: San Ba
Which translates to 38. I have no idea why this means what it does.
I can’t think of a way to tell the King-daddy Caribbean curse word without having Dave come to my door and personally chicken chop me in the neck. I will say, however, it is widely used. I was on an open-air taxi once with two great-grandmotherly women who were complaining about a relative who borrowed money regularly and never returned it. I think they thought I was just a mainlander and did not understand their lingo, so they let a couple of these babies fly. Woa daddy.
I spun around in my seat and gave them a surprised and somewhat indignant look. They were super embarrassed. i love making elderly people feel like the naughty children they are. Ha!
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by Y5k on May 5, 2010 3:59 AM PDT up reply actions
IF you are under 18, don't read this (Ha!)
OK: It is this guy’s last name with the first word being a mutilation of the word “mother” in possessive form and the last word being, well, that word you’re not likely to hear anyone but Joe Biden drop in public.
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by Y5k on May 5, 2010 4:04 AM PDT up reply actions
hahahah lol @ the last part!
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on May 5, 2010 4:06 AM PDT up reply actions
Chinese in Hong Kong call white Gwailo, which means “white ghost” or “ghost man” and has a devil connotation.
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by Y5k on May 5, 2010 4:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Most Eastern Caribbean people are vaguely xenophobic about Dominicans and call them “Santos.” But that’s not much of a curse word.
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by Y5k on May 5, 2010 4:17 AM PDT up reply actions
Ah ... Garrote
A garrote, in Caribbean slang, is someone who borrows money and does not return it, or makes a pledge and does not follow through. Moreover, it often also is used to describe a thief or person of low moral fiber.
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by Y5k on May 5, 2010 4:19 AM PDT up reply actions
like i even understand half the words you used in these posts.
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on May 5, 2010 4:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Here ...
Go here, enjoy the tunes I’vemade.
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It’s easier.
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by Y5k on May 5, 2010 4:29 AM PDT up reply actions
are you wanting a 'like' ?
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on May 5, 2010 4:31 AM PDT up reply actions
well i did but anywho the beginning kinda reminds me of Beck
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on May 5, 2010 4:34 AM PDT up reply actions
dude's been ripping me off for years
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by Y5k on May 5, 2010 4:39 AM PDT up reply actions
posted two songs in last week. Thinking about putting up at least one a week from here on out.
Is that too much?
You guys are pretty web-savvy … what you think?
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by Y5k on May 5, 2010 4:50 AM PDT up reply actions
no not at all. do ya thang
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on May 5, 2010 4:52 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm wearing two accessories these days.
I’m wearing a choker with a piece of rice in the bead. It has my wife’s name written on it. She got it at a mall (maybe it was at Stratosphere) in Vegas. I’m also wearing one of those woven friendship bracelets she made years ago.
#10 & #52
"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage." — Laozi
AmorEst
Did you get her on vacation?
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by Y5k on May 5, 2010 4:05 AM PDT up reply actions
Best way to find a bride.
#10 & #52
"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage." — Laozi
AmorEst
This is bugging me: If you are cheating on your spouse, please do not let me in on the secret. I do not want to know.
Especially if i know the spouse. It’s just disgusting and a bad position to put another person in.
One guy kept bugging me once asking me to give him a moral judgment on whether his infidelity was wrong. i said it was between him and his wife, not me.
Had a friend here in HK accidentally text his wife thinking it was his girlfriend. Wife freaked. Then just 15 minutes ago, a mutual buddy eyed up a girl sitting at a cafe and said something crude to me about her. I know his wife very well. normally i wouldn’t care, but that’s just awful timing after this other dude’s txt gaff.
Ugh.
I’m not normally squeamish, but I just find the whole thing repugnant. Keep it to yourself.
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or getting a little old, or out of town,
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by Y5k on May 5, 2010 4:30 AM PDT up reply actions
tih got amlmart’d
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
I´m running out of things to say.
I couldn´t win a Junk playoffs series against you. But I don´t make excuses. I don´t say anything about the second language thing, or about my dislexia, because I´m resilient. And I give credit to you, of course, even if you don´t pass a round against Y5K.
run a mean junk race ...
there are some Bedgers who can junk like no man’s business, TiH being one. You’re pretty good to, for a Spaniard.
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by Y5k on May 5, 2010 6:45 AM PDT up reply actions
that's the beauty of the Junk Drawer
it all fits
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by Y5k on May 5, 2010 6:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Does Spain win the world cup?
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by Y5k on May 5, 2010 6:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Half the time I don't know what anyone is talking about, including me
I just go with the flow and stick to my strengths (potty humor and perversion).
"I just go with the flow and stick to my strengths"
Yeah, that´s the essence of humor. You seem to be taken out of a good humor serial.
In this case
I’m just here to make you happy=Just nod and smile…just nod and smile
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
this is my first invite. but i don't have any account and not exactly sure what it is.
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on May 5, 2010 4:34 AM PDT up reply actions
keep working her
#10 & #52
"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage." — Laozi
AmorEst
so do you yim?
#10 & #52
"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage." — Laozi
AmorEst
yahoo messenger
#10 & #52
"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage." — Laozi
AmorEst
thanks...in the near future.
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on May 5, 2010 4:43 AM PDT up reply actions
I am starting to like gmail.
Just for the way it threads e-mails and chats and stores them in one place. That’s dope.
#10 & #52
"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage." — Laozi
AmorEst
I've always like to keep things clean
I hate if you delete sent mail it deletes stuff in your inbox. Archiving is stupid. Give me folders.
love Gmail.
Used hotmail for years… so happy to be away from it.
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by Y5k on May 5, 2010 4:50 AM PDT up reply actions
FB...although the chat thingy usually sucks
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on May 5, 2010 4:53 AM PDT up reply actions
welll tom there's an option for that. smh. get with it.
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on May 5, 2010 5:07 AM PDT up reply actions
is this suppose to make us feel special?
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by portlandgiirl91 on May 5, 2010 5:19 AM PDT up reply actions
so how's that hw coming
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
it's not coming at all.
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by portlandgiirl91 on May 5, 2010 5:23 AM PDT up reply actions
I’m sorry
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
and yes, I avoided the easy come back.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
when do you ever sleep.
cause if you’re still going to get some homework done, you ain’t sleeping tonight.
Oh wait, did you just get up?
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
i sleep whenever i want.
i’m just going to pull an all nighter..considering it’s already 5:37am and i have class at noon.
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on May 5, 2010 5:38 AM PDT up reply actions
are you on the west coast now?
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
I pulled an all-nighter 3 nights ago.
Then slept 14 hours – I didn’t like it.
I think that’s the most I’ve ever slept.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
geeez 14 hours! i've done 12..several times
i live an odd schedule
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by portlandgiirl91 on May 5, 2010 5:42 AM PDT up reply actions
my brain is mush after 1am.
I could never do allnighters.
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by Y5k on May 5, 2010 5:43 AM PDT up reply actions
well remember you're old.
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by portlandgiirl91 on May 5, 2010 5:47 AM PDT up reply actions
you must be a day shifter
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
I can remember doing 12 hours several times in grade school
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
hooped weiner?
hopps water?
hangover waistband?
Hilarious watch?
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by Y5k on May 5, 2010 5:23 AM PDT up reply actions
not really
by “woman” he means waitress and by “get mine” he means “chili-cheese fries”
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
by Honka Playboy on May 5, 2010 5:41 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm his waitress
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
by Honka Playboy on May 5, 2010 5:45 AM PDT up reply actions
highway?
hip whip?
hot whiskey?
Honda whistle?
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by Y5k on May 5, 2010 4:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Hawaii wishes?
Hammer welts?
hate wash?
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by Y5k on May 5, 2010 4:34 AM PDT up reply actions
ohhh i understand what you did. at first i was like wth! HomeWork.
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by portlandgiirl91 on May 5, 2010 4:35 AM PDT up reply actions
AH!
Homework …
wow. I’m old and out of it.
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by Y5k on May 5, 2010 4:36 AM PDT up reply actions
ain't it the truth. More than you can imagine.
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by Y5k on May 5, 2010 4:38 AM PDT up reply actions
like?
i feel a deeper emotion toward that food.
I try not to think of the little piggy’s face while eating it, however.
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by Y5k on May 5, 2010 4:35 AM PDT up reply actions
absolutely the best smelling substance ever invented.
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
by antediluvian on May 5, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions
wiiiiiilbur
#10 & #52
"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage." — Laozi
AmorEst
It's undeniable.
#10 & #52
"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage." — Laozi
AmorEst
pepper bacon FTW
or perhaps, maple bacon FTW
but always, crispy bacon FTW
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
yes yes bacon flavored bacon is AMAZING
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by Y5k on May 5, 2010 5:11 AM PDT up reply actions
bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon
pork bellies
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
Doesn't everyone?
When he wakes up in bed tomorrow I'll be right there next to him saying "Brandon I like you just the way you are". - Mike Rice
that’s hogwash
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
I just finished a pound of Smithfield Double Thick Sliced
which meant 7 slices in a pound. I didn’t think I would ever say this, but bacon can be too thick. It took forever to cook, and wasn’t that good. Underwhelmed
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
by Honka Playboy on May 5, 2010 5:29 AM PDT up reply actions
it was buy one get one free - a red flag, obviously
I’ll have to oven cook the rest of it
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
by Honka Playboy on May 5, 2010 5:37 AM PDT up reply actions
Eating a pork sandwich my lady brought home from her trip to San Fran yesterday.
Pretty darn good.
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by Y5k on May 5, 2010 5:42 AM PDT up reply actions
Logical descriptions of complex worlds contain within themselves the seeds of their own limitation. A world that was simple enough to be fully known would be too simple to contain conscious observers who might know it.
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on May 5, 2010 7:27 AM PDT up reply actions
yumm yummers!
That’s some good christian
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by Y5k on May 5, 2010 7:35 AM PDT up reply actions
I bought a pair of jade cufflinks about 10 years ago on one vacation for 2 bucks.
– not sure why.
This year I picked up a nice shirt (green). When I got it out of the package it had French cuffs. And yes, my cufflinks were waiting in a junk bowl on top of the TV in the bedroom.
Score.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
NICE!
I suddenly own two pair of lovely cufflinks and have three or four french cuffed shirts. The lady likes me in spendy clothes.
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by Y5k on May 5, 2010 5:22 AM PDT up reply actions
took me awhile to learn how to get those suckers on easily – about the 3rd time I wore the shirt.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
I started off by trying line up both holes, that’s the hard way.
Just poke it through one hole at a time.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
Recently got a breifcase while on vacatioin in Shanghai.
been needing one for years.
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I never do garage sales except on vacation.
The best ones are when the wife is getting even with the husband.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
oh yeah.
I’ve gotten some sweet camping gear that way.
I also like it when the kid is grown and they throw out all the cool noise makers and child-size musical instruments. That stuff is amazing sometimes, but I’m a musician.
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by Y5k on May 5, 2010 5:41 AM PDT up reply actions
I think I picked up a flute once for about 10 bucks
then sold it a week later for around 100.
Not really the reason for me going (turn a deal) but hey, if it’s there.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
And yes, it’s amazing what you can find sometimes.
I think the key is finding the right neighborhoods – many are pretty ho hum.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
One summer I bought 4 American flags.
Why did I need four American flags?
Don’t know. But i had fun riding my bike with one billowing behind me in the wind as i flew down the streets of Portland.
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by Y5k on May 5, 2010 6:00 AM PDT up reply actions
Your psyching me up, I may have to try again this year.
So what’s your main instrument?
I used to play trumpet, really miss it sometimes.
I could scream a high A below double high C in high school.
I’m not talking squeak, but scream maynard Ferguson like
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
yikes. Sounds awesome.
i mainly play guitar, but I can fake many instruments.
I was showing off my songs on my new facebook page above. Have a listen if you like:
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by Y5k on May 5, 2010 6:12 AM PDT up reply actions
sadly, no
but I still got rhythm.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
cool, you got some good mics
hmmmm, I think scream a high G is probably more accurate.
but on good days the A would scream.
I still remember the day…..
Our instructor would play some good charts for us to listen to, and then we’d play them after we listened. One song had a solo trumpet where the guy started off by screaming out a high E for a couple bars. I was always trying to increase my range while at home but never really belted out while at school.
Well, he handed out the sheet music and when the time came I belted the first note of the solo and the whole band turned around. hehehe.
Soon afterwards we had a few Maynard charts we’d play. Fun times.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
I love surprising them. well done.
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by Y5k on May 5, 2010 6:41 AM PDT up reply actions
thick dark brown leather, handmade
Kinda soft, like a messenger bag.
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by Y5k on May 5, 2010 5:39 AM PDT up reply actions
i wasn't even aware wade was married. but this is weird l0l.
http://necolebitchie.com/2010/05/05/dwyane-wades-wife-suing-gabrielle-union-former-personal-assistant?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=Feed:NecoleBitchiecom(Necole+Bitchie.com)&utm_content=Twitter
loveisrespect
That commercial drives me insane.
When he wakes up in bed tomorrow I'll be right there next to him saying "Brandon I like you just the way you are". - Mike Rice
They started out relatively harmless but they’ve become purposefully risque, which I find insulting. ‘You can even contact other singles in your town who are attending classes in their pajamas’.
When he wakes up in bed tomorrow I'll be right there next to him saying "Brandon I like you just the way you are". - Mike Rice
Your junk is good Y5k, idol will approve.
….night folks
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
haha
In the twists of the the JD overtime, my approval is what gets mentioned. it used to be all about the JD council.. but the JD gestapo have a stronger (shower) presence! hah! this is just how it happened in germany too!
miss ya 1342!
#10 & #52
"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage." — Laozi
AmorEst
I wonder how Rudy is going to celebrate Cinco de Mayo?
Logical descriptions of complex worlds contain within themselves the seeds of their own limitation. A world that was simple enough to be fully known would be too simple to contain conscious observers who might know it.
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on May 5, 2010 7:24 AM PDT up reply actions
probably by continuing to not be mexican
Or maybe he’ll get hammered in Puerto Viarta and share his back-spasm meds with the chicks at the resort.
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by Y5k on May 5, 2010 7:34 AM PDT up reply actions
Way to ruin my joke Mr. Serious Guy
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by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on May 5, 2010 7:35 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm dancing as fast as I can
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by Y5k on May 5, 2010 7:35 AM PDT up reply actions
(Sorry dude, I probably should have let your bait lay out there longer. Try again in a few minutes. I'll stand behind this bush here and try not to laugh. ... snicker-snicker ...)
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by Y5k on May 5, 2010 7:37 AM PDT up reply actions
Nah I blew my load on that joke...I only get to do it once a year and you ruined it
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by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on May 5, 2010 7:39 AM PDT up reply actions
ZACH.
I’m sorry man.
when’s the next one? Steve Nash on 4th of July?
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by Y5k on May 5, 2010 7:41 AM PDT up reply actions
NEXT 5TH OF MAY
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by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on May 5, 2010 7:43 AM PDT up reply actions
John D. Barrow quote ... ?
Book’s worth a read? Quote is pretty awesome.
Been listening to Alan Watts audio tapes recently, as well as some by Robert Anton wilson.
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by Y5k on May 5, 2010 7:44 AM PDT up reply actions
Read Theories of Everything
my philosophy professor in my Metaphysics class suggested I read his stuff
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by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on May 5, 2010 7:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Pi in the Sky: Counting, Thinking, and Being is a great read as well
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by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on May 5, 2010 7:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Y5k?
Why do you have a picture of Tom as your avatar?
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
Then shouldn't you have a picture of a fan?
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
It does have a certain charm ...
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by Y5k on May 5, 2010 7:38 AM PDT up reply actions
In honor of Cinco de Mayo...
Si.
"I think he’s been doing some good things. I think he’s been doing some good things. He’s had to play a lot of minutes lately with Blake being out. I think he’s been doing some good things." -Nate McMillan
No, they need to hand the keys to Wall officially before the season starts
Yup, that’s the ticket!
#52
but Dre won’t like the bench… and now we’ve created a malcontent out of the MVP of all time
John Hancock
by The Arkitect on May 5, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions
Dre’s not into Honors, Dre’s not into stats, Dre wants Power… I think we’ll have to make him majority owner or we’ll have a situation on our hands
John Hancock
by The Arkitect on May 5, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
nite
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by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on May 5, 2010 7:54 AM PDT up reply actions
I saw this
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
BTW ....
….Cinco de mayo is not mexican independence day….it is kinda the Taco Bell of holidays
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
Mexicans revolted against Spain, so we left and they had to fight against France to be independent, then fight themselves for nothing, and finally lost half the country against USA.
That´s what happens when you mess around with Spain.
This comment made me read the wikipedia article on the Spanish/American war
lol
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
They are benevolent conquerers
Just ask Atahualpa. He was allowed to pay the highest ransom in history, and to thank him for it he got baptized and strangled to death instead of burned alive.
snuggly fluffy history of religions.
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by Y5k on May 5, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I was going to say this too!
#10 & #52
"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage." — Laozi
AmorEst
Which part???
I am hoping it was the “taco bell” part
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
All three of those things!
It’s like you are in my head!
hmmm I need to do something “original”.
yo cinco de mayo! I like you and i’mma let you finish being a celebration of Mexican heritage and pride, but Mexico’s Independence Day is the best national patriotic holiday in Mexico of all time. OF ALL TIME!!!
yes that’s going on FB.
#10 & #52
"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage." — Laozi
AmorEst
Mexicans everywhere are upset with you.
#10 & #52
"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage." — Laozi
AmorEst
I like to call it Mountain Don't
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
i think wednesday might be my least favorite day. after Monday of course.
wednesdays always feel like they’re really long days at work.
...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
for JKsnake....
from Peter Gammons twitter:
Giants lead NL in run differential
that surprised me
...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
And the Ms are dead last in HRs
And its not even close.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
yeah. the offense is brutal. looks like Bradley got benched last night and got mad. might not be surprised to see him leaving soon.
i’m reading this right now. kinda interesting if you like baseball.
...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
Need to do something to get his attention
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
the mystery of BTTJ's changeup:
There’s a little bit more detail there. Lincecum was a fastball/curveball guy without the best command, so you can understand where Law was coming from.
Then something happened. I’ve whittled down exactly what that was into two possible scenarios:
Scenario A:
One morning, Tim Lincecum woke up. He had a glass of orange juice, a banana, and two eggs over easy. He stretched, yawned, and learned a changeup. Now Tim Lincecum was the best pitcher on the planet. He was also full of energy from his nutritious breakfast.
Scenario B:
The full moon was silver, shimmering, making the lake seem as if it was fire. Tim Lincecum lay under the banyan tree, weary from his day’s journey. He dropped his gourd and closed his eyes for what seemed like the first time in months.
In his dream, Hecate came to him in a youthful form. She gripped a baseball between her pointer and middle fingers, and the ball howled in pain. Even Hecate could not put the ball at ease. She said to Tim, “A gift. But be warned the baseball is tormented by this painful grip, which presses on its very soul. The ball will dart from your hands as soon as you release it, but it will slowly fade into nothingness as it approaches its destination, dying before it reaches home plate.”
When Tim Lincecum woke up, he struck Zeus out on three straight changeups, then turned into a swan and slept with Zeus’s wife just because he could. Also, Tim Lincecum was now the best pitcher on the planet.Probably Scenario B, but I want to hedge my bets. Also, I saw Scenario B open for Raekwon a few years back. His flows were sick.
hahahahaha
that is so awesome
...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on May 5, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
jewelry?
i have an opal butte opal pendant, and a silver ring. I don’t like a bunch of jewelry, but i like gemstones, i’m going to work at a gemstone shop this summer if things go as planned.
Didn’t mexico win one battle? That’s why they celebrate cinco de mayo?
Cinco de Mayo (Spanish for “fifth of May”) is a voluntarily observed holiday that commemorates the Mexican army’s unlikely victory over French forces at the Battle of Puebla on May 5, 1862, under the leadership of General Ignacio Zaragoza Seguín.23 It is celebrated primarily in the state of Puebla and in the United States.4567 While Cinco de Mayo has limited significance nationwide in Mexico, the date is observed in the United States and other locations around the world as a celebration of Mexican heritage and pride.8 Cinco de Mayo is not Mexico’s Independence Day,9 the most important national patriotic holiday in Mexico.10
"Ask me to play. I'll play. Ask me to shoot. I'll shoot. Ask me to pass. I'll pass. Ask me to steal, block out, sacrifice, lead, dominate. ANYTHING.
But it's not what you ask of me.
It's what I ask of myself."
Oh sure!! Thank DS
When I posted a link to the entire article here…as well to the article about the actual Mexican independence day
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
That woud be understandable if it were Tom or brp's links
The worst that will happen if you click one of my links is that you will get an eyeful of this
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
no prob bob
"Ask me to play. I'll play. Ask me to shoot. I'll shoot. Ask me to pass. I'll pass. Ask me to steal, block out, sacrifice, lead, dominate. ANYTHING.
But it's not what you ask of me.
It's what I ask of myself."
Does anyone know a webpage that lists injuries?
Here is my first go round on the injury vampire. He has a thirst for big men. The number is the games they played in.
Injury Vampire
1999-00 Cleveland Cavaliers
Brevin Knight 65 games
Danny Ferry 63 games
Zydrunas Ilgasuskas 0
2000-01 Cleveland Cavaliers
Matt Harpring 56
Chris Mihm 59
Jim Jackson 39
Zydrunas Ilgasuskas 24
2001-02 Cleveland Cavaliers
Lamond Murray 71
Zydrunas Ilgasuskas 62 – Played 81 games after Miller left
Tyrone Hill 26
2002-03 Los Angeles Clippers
Elton Brand 62
Corey Maggette 64
Lamar Odom 49
Michael Olowokandi 36
2003-04 Denver Nuggets
2004-05 Denver Nuggets
Marcus Camby 66
Nene Hilario 55
Kenyon Martin 70
2005-06 Denver Nuggets
Kenyon Martin 56
Marcus Camby 56
Nene Hilario 1
2006-07 Denver Nuggets & Philadelphia 76ers
Carmelo Anthony 65
J.R. Smith 63
Marcus Camby 70 – notice the increase after AM left
Nene Hilario 64
Joe Smith 65
2007-08 Philadelphia 76ers
Shavlik Randolph 9
2008-09 Philadelphia 76ers
Elton Brand 29
Donyell Marchal 25
Theo Ratlif 46
2009-10 Portland Trail Blazers
Brandon Roy 65
Rudy Fernandez 62
Nicolas Batum 37
Greg Oden 21
Joel Pryzbill 30
Travis Outlaw 11
Jeff Pendergraph 39
Patrick Mills 10
by tominhawaii on May 5, 2010 9:25 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
This frightened me deeply
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
"Ask me to play. I'll play. Ask me to shoot. I'll shoot. Ask me to pass. I'll pass. Ask me to steal, block out, sacrifice, lead, dominate. ANYTHING.
But it's not what you ask of me.
It's what I ask of myself."
oops
"Ask me to play. I'll play. Ask me to shoot. I'll shoot. Ask me to pass. I'll pass. Ask me to steal, block out, sacrifice, lead, dominate. ANYTHING.
But it's not what you ask of me.
It's what I ask of myself."
One thing to love about UK Politics
Some of the joke parties, such as the Official Monster Raving Loony Party, whose proposals this year include:
Prison Food
The problems of prison overcrowding and increased crime will be solved easily by issuing a compulsory contract on McDonalds to do all prison catering. Convervative estimates suggest a 50% reduction in crime rates within 2 years with 0% re-offender figures.
Needles
Due to the increasing number of children afraid of needles, I propose the destruction of the tedious, scary and often painful process of school vaccinations.
Instead, I propose that highly trained nurses should be given free reign on the playground with specially modified tranquillizer rifles which apply vaccinations as well as a tranquillizer. This would have two main benefits: It would be less scary for the children as they will not know what hit them, also it will be more fun for the nurses.
Good Morning
It should be illegal to wake up prior to 9.00 A.M. Offenders will made to work on a treadmill for 25 hours, and then woken up after 30 mins heavy sleep with a large alarm clock. Thrown at them.
The exception to this rule will be Doctors who, will have to work longer hours due to the extra number of reported head injuries
Their site http://www.loonyparty.info/
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
lol
http://modmyi.com/forums/mac-news/709210-cupidtino-takes-aim-apple-fanboys-fangirls.html
Apple fanboys and fangirls may take offense to being called “geeks,” but a new dating website is about to be launched that will help said “Apple geeks” find more than just one another. Perhaps they will also find love. Stupid? Yes. But “Cupidtino” is the buzz of the blogosophere today, despite sounding like the premise of a bad Saturday Night Live skit.
In a nutshell, Cupidtino is a social network for Apple fanboys and fangirls to find romance beneath the rubric of a shared interest – all things Apple. Hoping to make hearts glow like our beloved LED-illuminated screens, Cupidtino is certainly poised to become an innovative online community when it officially launches next month.
"Ask me to play. I'll play. Ask me to shoot. I'll shoot. Ask me to pass. I'll pass. Ask me to steal, block out, sacrifice, lead, dominate. ANYTHING.
But it's not what you ask of me.
It's what I ask of myself."
Aaaw, you could find your own special lil' mac fangirl, DSox!
#10 & #52
"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage." — Laozi
AmorEst
yep yep :)
"Ask me to play. I'll play. Ask me to shoot. I'll shoot. Ask me to pass. I'll pass. Ask me to steal, block out, sacrifice, lead, dominate. ANYTHING.
But it's not what you ask of me.
It's what I ask of myself."
sweet
you two could have all sorts of inside mac sexual innuendos (all that occurs to me is something involving the command key).
#10 & #52
"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage." — Laozi
AmorEst
command+enter
"Ask me to play. I'll play. Ask me to shoot. I'll shoot. Ask me to pass. I'll pass. Ask me to steal, block out, sacrifice, lead, dominate. ANYTHING.
But it's not what you ask of me.
It's what I ask of myself."
you'll have her all over your lap like an imac
#10 & #52
"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage." — Laozi
AmorEst
hopefully my flash drive fits in her usb ports
"Ask me to play. I'll play. Ask me to shoot. I'll shoot. Ask me to pass. I'll pass. Ask me to steal, block out, sacrifice, lead, dominate. ANYTHING.
But it's not what you ask of me.
It's what I ask of myself."
just don't let her partition your hard driive
#10 & #52
"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage." — Laozi
AmorEst
mac and pc users need to hook up and make networks
until no one can tell the difference. This is just a plot by the bourgeoisie to keep the prols down
#10 & #52
"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage." — Laozi
AmorEst
this furthers my notion of apple as a religion.
by EvilKaramazov on May 5, 2010 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions
makes sense
didn’t Eve bite into an apple and cause all of mans problems to begin with?
by In Walks Rudy on May 5, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions
he probably hadn’t finished paying it off, and apple care ran out.
by EvilKaramazov on May 5, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
thats me
"Ask me to play. I'll play. Ask me to shoot. I'll shoot. Ask me to pass. I'll pass. Ask me to steal, block out, sacrifice, lead, dominate. ANYTHING.
But it's not what you ask of me.
It's what I ask of myself."
i’m not sure something can get more sacrilegious than that right?
...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on May 5, 2010 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions
...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on May 5, 2010 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions
...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on May 5, 2010 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions
...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on May 5, 2010 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions
teehee it reminds me of this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oh87njiWTmw
"Ask me to play. I'll play. Ask me to shoot. I'll shoot. Ask me to pass. I'll pass. Ask me to steal, block out, sacrifice, lead, dominate. ANYTHING.
But it's not what you ask of me.
It's what I ask of myself."
ah man…that was kinda sad when he started crying. i felt bad for him.
the first time i saw that thing, i did it at about 7:30 in the morning, very shortly after waking up. it sucked.
...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on May 5, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions
these two reactions are my favorite
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQqANHMfj44
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VJnnTQsisQ
"Ask me to play. I'll play. Ask me to shoot. I'll shoot. Ask me to pass. I'll pass. Ask me to steal, block out, sacrifice, lead, dominate. ANYTHING.
But it's not what you ask of me.
It's what I ask of myself."
that second one is pretty good.
...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on May 5, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions
the little kid flipping out of his chair is awesome
"Ask me to play. I'll play. Ask me to shoot. I'll shoot. Ask me to pass. I'll pass. Ask me to steal, block out, sacrifice, lead, dominate. ANYTHING.
But it's not what you ask of me.
It's what I ask of myself."
if the suns are gonna wear the unis with the "spanish" name of the team
to honor cinco de mayo and make a statement about az’s new law, shouldn’t they actually put the real spanish word for “suns” on the jersey’s rather than just “los” before “suns”?
...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
they are not firey balls of gas. they are “The Suns” for the sports team “Suns” there is no Spanish equivalent other than Sun, so Los Suns… This is how i understand it.
by EvilKaramazov on May 5, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions
riiiiiight……
...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on May 5, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
look here
it’s not Spanish, but:
Dirk Nowitzki ist mit seinen Dallas Mavericks erneut frühzeitig in den NBA-Playoffs gescheitert. Die "Mavs" verloren Spiel sechs bei den San Antonio Spurs mit 87:97 und kassierten in der "Best-of-Seven"-Serie damit die vierte und entscheidende Niederlage.
See? “Die Mavs.”
No, you're right
It’s their name, no one translates their name into the equivalent in another language.
What does “Blazers” translate to? I think I even went “why not Los Sols?”, but only because everyone knows what sun is in Spanish… it doesn’t really make sense to translate the official brand name of a team.
#52
los macheteros?
#10 & #52
"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage." — Laozi
AmorEst
That sounds pretty cool
I did realize we do translate city names and country names into different languages, and I hate that. We should all use the name that the people who LIVE there use.
Like Nippon/Japan, Den Haag/The Hague, it HAS TO STOP.
NOW. TODAY.
AND WE HAVE THE POWER TO DO IT.
#52
One of the really cool things about LA
Was the old name of the city: El Pueblo de la Reina de Los Angeles
#10 & #52
"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage." — Laozi
AmorEst
I think the coolest thing about LA
dead mammoths
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
They have those on Hollywood blvd too.
#10 & #52
"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage." — Laozi
AmorEst
Miracle Mile
that’s not too far away from where Biggie Smalls got killed
Logical descriptions of complex worlds contain within themselves the seeds of their own limitation. A world that was simple enough to be fully known would be too simple to contain conscious observers who might know it.
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on May 5, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
El Pueblo de Nuestra Señora la Reina de los Angeles del Río de Porciúncula
Logical descriptions of complex worlds contain within themselves the seeds of their own limitation. A world that was simple enough to be fully known would be too simple to contain conscious observers who might know it.
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on May 5, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions
sure but
The settlement came to be known as El Pueblo de Nuestra Señora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciúncula or The Town of Our Lady the Queen of Angels of the Little Portion although its official name was simply El Pueblo de la Reina de Los Angeles.
-http://www.laalmanac.com/history/hi03a.htm
#10 & #52
"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage." — Laozi
AmorEst
That's no fun
Logical descriptions of complex worlds contain within themselves the seeds of their own limitation. A world that was simple enough to be fully known would be too simple to contain conscious observers who might know it.
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on May 5, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
You ever been to the lobby inside the US Bank Tower?
they got the whole name on the wall
Logical descriptions of complex worlds contain within themselves the seeds of their own limitation. A world that was simple enough to be fully known would be too simple to contain conscious observers who might know it.
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on May 5, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
chaquetas
"Ask me to play. I'll play. Ask me to shoot. I'll shoot. Ask me to pass. I'll pass. Ask me to steal, block out, sacrifice, lead, dominate. ANYTHING.
But it's not what you ask of me.
It's what I ask of myself."
according to google translate Trailblazers (which is Portland’s actual name) translates in spanish to: pioneros
...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on May 5, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
Ooph!
I bet “Portland Pioneers” was a name we were almost named, and DTL between me and you it makes me barf! What a boring name!
#52
Hey… That was my HS Mascot….
John Hancock
by The Arkitect on May 5, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Pioneers would have been as good, i agree. Trailblazer is just a cooler name for pioneer though.
...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on May 5, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah but....
it is actually two words…this was made very clear by the founder of the team……Trail Blazers…so it would then require that each word be translated separately….. which comes out as Camino Chaqueta de Sport…..which translates back as Highway of the Sports Jacket….which I kinda like
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on May 5, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I made it wrong as a funny joke for me, you, and the rest of our Spanish friends
Hee hee I am so clever! Of COURSE I know the proper way to pluralize Spanish words, why, it’d just be silly to think I could add an “s” to anything like we do in English.
I am practically “el fluente” in Espanol.
#52
Hey Mort!
How do you spell Moran in Spainish??
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
I will cut you
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on May 5, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Cat fight!
Logical descriptions of complex worlds contain within themselves the seeds of their own limitation. A world that was simple enough to be fully known would be too simple to contain conscious observers who might know it.
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on May 5, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
My knife is double edged
keep it in mind
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on May 5, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
you can order one in blue
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on May 5, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
It will unroll
embarrassingly
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on May 5, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I have a rapier wit
I poke you with it constantly
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on May 5, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
THATS NOT A RAPIER
Logical descriptions of complex worlds contain within themselves the seeds of their own limitation. A world that was simple enough to be fully known would be too simple to contain conscious observers who might know it.
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on May 5, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
yep
+ it’s a brand name. You don’t change Coca-Cola or whatever when you translate it into other languages.
It sounds like Lost Souls
which means I am in favor of it as permanent change
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
Its cross-cutlural love
Spanglish FTW.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
this is my first go through so it’s hard to judge an album on the first taste. but, i’d say i don’t like it as much as boxer.
by EvilKaramazov on May 5, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions
i think you can listen to it from this link for the rest of this week. the album comes out next week.
by EvilKaramazov on May 5, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions
yes, it doesn’t play country music
John Hancock
by The Arkitect on May 5, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions
us liberals call it Alt-Country… and don’t count the dixie chicks among our clan
John Hancock
by The Arkitect on May 5, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions
well, if it’s any consolation… we’re not sure to include you cause you’re different…
.
.
but between you and me, beer greases the wheels…
John Hancock
by The Arkitect on May 5, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m incoherently rambling today… pay no attention to the man behind the curtain
John Hancock
by The Arkitect on May 5, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Went with a Lenovo SL510 instead of the MacBook. My stingy nature prevailed over the chicness of the Mac.
how do you like it?
"Ask me to play. I'll play. Ask me to shoot. I'll shoot. Ask me to pass. I'll pass. Ask me to steal, block out, sacrifice, lead, dominate. ANYTHING.
But it's not what you ask of me.
It's what I ask of myself."
just ordered it. 4-6 business days. Got a good deal through school. Paid about $700 for about an ~$1050 machine. Macbook with similar specs would have been over 1k.
oooo
nice buddy
hope you like it :)
"Ask me to play. I'll play. Ask me to shoot. I'll shoot. Ask me to pass. I'll pass. Ask me to steal, block out, sacrifice, lead, dominate. ANYTHING.
But it's not what you ask of me.
It's what I ask of myself."
no way
"Ask me to play. I'll play. Ask me to shoot. I'll shoot. Ask me to pass. I'll pass. Ask me to steal, block out, sacrifice, lead, dominate. ANYTHING.
But it's not what you ask of me.
It's what I ask of myself."
She taught me to ....
….walk this way…..talk this way…just gimme a kiss
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
Good luck with the laptop
I’ve been very happy with my T410 so far. It’s always possible that problems can come up, but for the most part they have solid machines. You’ll probably never go back to an earlier OS once you adjust to Windows 7 (assuming you don’t have it now).
windows 7 was my idea
...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
I would venture to say they often don’t really know precisely what their products are supposed to offer as benefits since they have to fulfill so many different needs and have so many features, so they do more general brand campaigns. MS’s brand awareness is extremely high, satisfaction with individual products not so much. Though I like the current Windows 7 campaign much better than their last few, especially the Seinfeld and Gates campaign that was way too esoteric and didn’t even explicitly mention any products.
It's not perfect, but it's a significant improvement
There are times it’s hard to believe Microsoft made it. Should run nicely on an SL510 too. The good size screen will be nice.
Camby just short of All-Defensive teams
Batum also got votes:
http://www.nba.com/2010/news/05/05/all.defense/index.html?ls=iref:nbahpt2
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Love that clip
Love that they break out the English. French doesn’t do it for smack talk.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Some French people think that you can make a Spanish word ending with "a" some French words.
It doesn´t work well with “tete”.
i think i like blocks more than i like dunks
by EvilKaramazov on May 5, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions
no, all you heard was ’blah, blah, blah cannon films, blah, blah mysterious cities of gold blah"
by EvilKaramazov on May 5, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions
here's a synopsis
opponent gets the ball, tries to get to the rim…. SMACK!!!!!!!…. nic says, “get that outta here.”
OLive says the blazers are playing 3 games today
against Toronto, Golden State, and Sacramento.
"Ask me to play. I'll play. Ask me to shoot. I'll shoot. Ask me to pass. I'll pass. Ask me to steal, block out, sacrifice, lead, dominate. ANYTHING.
But it's not what you ask of me.
It's what I ask of myself."
i predict we go 3-0
...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on May 5, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions
awww its gone now
"Ask me to play. I'll play. Ask me to shoot. I'll shoot. Ask me to pass. I'll pass. Ask me to steal, block out, sacrifice, lead, dominate. ANYTHING.
But it's not what you ask of me.
It's what I ask of myself."
mmmm $35. i don’t drink tequila very often; i’m a fan of cazadores and squirt though.
by EvilKaramazov on May 5, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
If you guys like tequila you should try Lunazul
it’s this newer brand that is being sold cheap to start with (it’s like 16 or 18 bucks a bottle), and it’s really good. When I bought it the liquor store clerk was telling me that it’s probably going to become a more expensive bottle once they’ve done their initial market test, and it’s selling well enough.
Cake or Death?
i’ll have to look into it. my friend just got back from south western mexico, learning about tequila…
by EvilKaramazov on May 5, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions
took a programming midterm where we had to write code by hand. I got marked off for writing 10E-8 like you would by hand, instead of 10^-8.
KAAAAAAAHN
our hearts are heavy and light
lol
"Ask me to play. I'll play. Ask me to shoot. I'll shoot. Ask me to pass. I'll pass. Ask me to steal, block out, sacrifice, lead, dominate. ANYTHING.
But it's not what you ask of me.
It's what I ask of myself."
I've been getting slower speeds too
Except the BBC’s site (watching pre-election coverage) which is always fast.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I'm going to apply for a seperate zip code for my junk.
#10 & #52
"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage." — Laozi
AmorEst
could someone help me?
"Ask me to play. I'll play. Ask me to shoot. I'll shoot. Ask me to pass. I'll pass. Ask me to steal, block out, sacrifice, lead, dominate. ANYTHING.
But it's not what you ask of me.
It's what I ask of myself."
pfft
i need someone to look over my powerpoint
"Ask me to play. I'll play. Ask me to shoot. I'll shoot. Ask me to pass. I'll pass. Ask me to steal, block out, sacrifice, lead, dominate. ANYTHING.
But it's not what you ask of me.
It's what I ask of myself."
no im at home
i have 8 slides of info
3 of them are just graphs
do you think thats enough to get me through 5 minutes?
"Ask me to play. I'll play. Ask me to shoot. I'll shoot. Ask me to pass. I'll pass. Ask me to steal, block out, sacrifice, lead, dominate. ANYTHING.
But it's not what you ask of me.
It's what I ask of myself."
a little
"Ask me to play. I'll play. Ask me to shoot. I'll shoot. Ask me to pass. I'll pass. Ask me to steal, block out, sacrifice, lead, dominate. ANYTHING.
But it's not what you ask of me.
It's what I ask of myself."
nope
"Ask me to play. I'll play. Ask me to shoot. I'll shoot. Ask me to pass. I'll pass. Ask me to steal, block out, sacrifice, lead, dominate. ANYTHING.
But it's not what you ask of me.
It's what I ask of myself."
do this:
give the presentation, out loud, in your room, just as if you were delivering it to a group of people. time yourself.
then you’ll know. don’t forget to explain the graphs.
...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
could you look at it for me
"Ask me to play. I'll play. Ask me to shoot. I'll shoot. Ask me to pass. I'll pass. Ask me to steal, block out, sacrifice, lead, dominate. ANYTHING.
But it's not what you ask of me.
It's what I ask of myself."
pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez
"Ask me to play. I'll play. Ask me to shoot. I'll shoot. Ask me to pass. I'll pass. Ask me to steal, block out, sacrifice, lead, dominate. ANYTHING.
But it's not what you ask of me.
It's what I ask of myself."
probably not. if you sit on those three graphs for one minute each (which would be a long time) you’d have 2 minutes between 5 slides, or 24 seconds per.
by EvilKaramazov on May 5, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah idk what else to add though
"Ask me to play. I'll play. Ask me to shoot. I'll shoot. Ask me to pass. I'll pass. Ask me to steal, block out, sacrifice, lead, dominate. ANYTHING.
But it's not what you ask of me.
It's what I ask of myself."
Ok.....
……talk……..real……slow
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
thats not an option
see there’s hot girls in the class and talkin stupidly would be bad for me on lots of levels
"Ask me to play. I'll play. Ask me to shoot. I'll shoot. Ask me to pass. I'll pass. Ask me to steal, block out, sacrifice, lead, dominate. ANYTHING.
But it's not what you ask of me.
It's what I ask of myself."
Pause and wink at them.....a lot
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
lol
i think i found a little more info but idk
id rather impress them than get a good grade
"Ask me to play. I'll play. Ask me to shoot. I'll shoot. Ask me to pass. I'll pass. Ask me to steal, block out, sacrifice, lead, dominate. ANYTHING.
But it's not what you ask of me.
It's what I ask of myself."
i already do that
"Ask me to play. I'll play. Ask me to shoot. I'll shoot. Ask me to pass. I'll pass. Ask me to steal, block out, sacrifice, lead, dominate. ANYTHING.
But it's not what you ask of me.
It's what I ask of myself."
In the front of the pants, DS
in the front
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
???
If you impress them, don’t you think that means you did well on your presentation and therefore will get a good grade?
Team KP
if it works out like that
sure
"Ask me to play. I'll play. Ask me to shoot. I'll shoot. Ask me to pass. I'll pass. Ask me to steal, block out, sacrifice, lead, dominate. ANYTHING.
But it's not what you ask of me.
It's what I ask of myself."
psh
"Ask me to play. I'll play. Ask me to shoot. I'll shoot. Ask me to pass. I'll pass. Ask me to steal, block out, sacrifice, lead, dominate. ANYTHING.
But it's not what you ask of me.
It's what I ask of myself."
i hope the power point is all about innuendos and subliminal phallic imagery. this is what you need to do, in addition to bathing in sex panther, to get the chickies.
by EvilKaramazov on May 5, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
the powerpoint better be about the farming and the spring, about plowing the tender furrows and laying the seed.
by EvilKaramazov on May 5, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
i’m never impressed w/ brains. i just want to see them up there, and workin it. … yeah workin it
by EvilKaramazov on May 5, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions
you don’t ‘impress’ hot girls in a class during a presentation. see, after about the time you start talking, they will start ignoring you and texting/playing on the computer/talking amongst themselves
by cloudydays on May 5, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
wait is this a presentation on the song you were looking for awhile ago?
by In Walks Rudy on May 5, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
what?
"Ask me to play. I'll play. Ask me to shoot. I'll shoot. Ask me to pass. I'll pass. Ask me to steal, block out, sacrifice, lead, dominate. ANYTHING.
But it's not what you ask of me.
It's what I ask of myself."
maybe that wasn't you...
someone was looking for a song to do a report or something on, and I suggested “Let’s Get High” by Dr. Dre. That wasn’t you?
by In Walks Rudy on May 5, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
oh that was me
i had to do a lyrics analysis
i picked enter galactic by kid cudi
"Ask me to play. I'll play. Ask me to shoot. I'll shoot. Ask me to pass. I'll pass. Ask me to steal, block out, sacrifice, lead, dominate. ANYTHING.
But it's not what you ask of me.
It's what I ask of myself."
yeah but our stuff might get played in class if people vote for it
and some of the stuff you guys suggested was very explicit
"Ask me to play. I'll play. Ask me to shoot. I'll shoot. Ask me to pass. I'll pass. Ask me to steal, block out, sacrifice, lead, dominate. ANYTHING.
But it's not what you ask of me.
It's what I ask of myself."
i didn’t know about this. i probably would have suggested a song about heroin though, or being in love w/ a prostitute…. in the end it’s probably for the better.
by EvilKaramazov on May 5, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
and here I thought you were serious about impressing the ladies...
hint: They like Balls
John Hancock
dang, I was hoping this was what you were working on...
I was going to say that you could bring in a karaoke machine and sing the entire song while playing a music video on your ppoint presentation.
by In Walks Rudy on May 5, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
maybe begin, ‘when i hit you w/ the funk, it’s like who cut the provolone’
by EvilKaramazov on May 5, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions
i need someone to look over my powerpoint
“Ask me to play. I’ll play. Ask me to shoot. I’ll shoot. Ask me to pass. I’ll pass. Ask me to steal, block out, sacrifice, lead, dominate. ANYTHING.
But it’s not what you ask of me.
It’s what I ask of myself."by Dirty Socks on May 5, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions
"Ask me to play. I'll play. Ask me to shoot. I'll shoot. Ask me to pass. I'll pass. Ask me to steal, block out, sacrifice, lead, dominate. ANYTHING.
But it's not what you ask of me.
It's what I ask of myself."
this is the last time i help you, you wiseacre
...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
you didnt help me yet
"Ask me to play. I'll play. Ask me to shoot. I'll shoot. Ask me to pass. I'll pass. Ask me to steal, block out, sacrifice, lead, dominate. ANYTHING.
But it's not what you ask of me.
It's what I ask of myself."
i thought my sage advice would be enough help. but e-mail the stuff and i’ll be glad to check it for you.
...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
gmail is being mean to me
"Ask me to play. I'll play. Ask me to shoot. I'll shoot. Ask me to pass. I'll pass. Ask me to steal, block out, sacrifice, lead, dominate. ANYTHING.
But it's not what you ask of me.
It's what I ask of myself."
sent homie
"Ask me to play. I'll play. Ask me to shoot. I'll shoot. Ask me to pass. I'll pass. Ask me to steal, block out, sacrifice, lead, dominate. ANYTHING.
But it's not what you ask of me.
It's what I ask of myself."
ie, add filler slide of either bengal tiger or chewbacca
by EvilKaramazov on May 5, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Not Roy!!!
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
yes?
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
well i guess you don’t need to e-mail it to me now, DS….EK already gave away my ideas
...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
’and on this next slide you will see a wookie… careful, he will rip your arms off. in the next slide we see the aggregate differential between my lady slaying capabilities qua communist compared to those qua john mills. ’
by EvilKaramazov on May 5, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions
You need to work in this slide
for sure!!
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
Perhaps it should be in the background of your final slide with a little of "Any Questions"
and it should have a rotating question mark too.
lol
"Ask me to play. I'll play. Ask me to shoot. I'll shoot. Ask me to pass. I'll pass. Ask me to steal, block out, sacrifice, lead, dominate. ANYTHING.
But it's not what you ask of me.
It's what I ask of myself."
what is taking so long dtl?
"Ask me to play. I'll play. Ask me to shoot. I'll shoot. Ask me to pass. I'll pass. Ask me to steal, block out, sacrifice, lead, dominate. ANYTHING.
But it's not what you ask of me.
It's what I ask of myself."
i had to do stuff at my actual job. by the way, this slide show was tough to look at. i seem to be underpaid.
...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExeDu7cC-vE
"Ask me to play. I'll play. Ask me to shoot. I'll shoot. Ask me to pass. I'll pass. Ask me to steal, block out, sacrifice, lead, dominate. ANYTHING.
But it's not what you ask of me.
It's what I ask of myself."
did that e-mail make sense, DS?
...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
yessir
pretty much just copy and pasting what i wrote into a word document then gonna chop stuff out of the PP
"Ask me to play. I'll play. Ask me to shoot. I'll shoot. Ask me to pass. I'll pass. Ask me to steal, block out, sacrifice, lead, dominate. ANYTHING.
But it's not what you ask of me.
It's what I ask of myself."
just don’t read the power point, that’s the key. the speech is the main thing, the power point is just an aid.
...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
“Good evening ladies, and ladies. I’d like to begin tonight’s discussion by defining my terms: length and girth.”
pause to slick back hair and straighten tie
by EvilKaramazov on May 5, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
my hair isnt long enough to slick back
"Ask me to play. I'll play. Ask me to shoot. I'll shoot. Ask me to pass. I'll pass. Ask me to steal, block out, sacrifice, lead, dominate. ANYTHING.
But it's not what you ask of me.
It's what I ask of myself."
eyebrows with the right amount of saliva from an extended tongue
by EvilKaramazov on May 5, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions
im going to email it back to you when im finished doin this eeeesh
"Ask me to play. I'll play. Ask me to shoot. I'll shoot. Ask me to pass. I'll pass. Ask me to steal, block out, sacrifice, lead, dominate. ANYTHING.
But it's not what you ask of me.
It's what I ask of myself."
ok. e-mail me the speech to if you want. might be a while before i can look it over though. schools are getting out now so i’ll be out doing work.
...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
just sent my 2nd one
"Ask me to play. I'll play. Ask me to shoot. I'll shoot. Ask me to pass. I'll pass. Ask me to steal, block out, sacrifice, lead, dominate. ANYTHING.
But it's not what you ask of me.
It's what I ask of myself."
ok. i’ll look it over quick before i head out.
...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
i like the changes. make sure to attribute that quote to someone on the slide. and on the degrees that pay slide, maybe find a way to change the formatting to make it easier to read. but if you got a good speech to illuminate and expand on the slides, i think you’re golden.
...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
yeah i gave the guy credit
changing the slides messes up the format with the graphs and arrows so idk about that
"Ask me to play. I'll play. Ask me to shoot. I'll shoot. Ask me to pass. I'll pass. Ask me to steal, block out, sacrifice, lead, dominate. ANYTHING.
But it's not what you ask of me.
It's what I ask of myself."
I hate formatting in PP
Takes forever.
#10 & #52
"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage." — Laozi
AmorEst
ooo i see what you mean about the format
i thought you meant the whole thing
i moved the arrows and percentages under the text instead of next to it
"Ask me to play. I'll play. Ask me to shoot. I'll shoot. Ask me to pass. I'll pass. Ask me to steal, block out, sacrifice, lead, dominate. ANYTHING.
But it's not what you ask of me.
It's what I ask of myself."
hahahah
I love all the potential of that picture.
by In Walks Rudy on May 5, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Ben takes over from Dave
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
First thing I thought of
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
Anyone ever wonder if we should hold on to Monty?
I’m split between thinking “so many assistant coaches are unsuccessful as head coaches”, and wondering if he’s actually the person we should be trying to hold on to.
that usually happens on an interim basis though, right?
by EvilKaramazov on May 5, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Hard to know, but given the interest level he’s receiving, it certainly seems as though he’d be worth at least interviewing if he is still without a head coaching job when the Blazers and/or Nate move on.
It would really stink if we let Nate go in midseason next year, and our coach in waiting is gone too
We may be left with “Interim coach Dean Demopoulos”.
Not that Nate is destined to be gone in midseason, nor that Monty can stay forever in wait as an assistant when he’s in demand… instead, it’s simply that I don’t like not having a backup plan.
It seems weird that Monty is probably a better coach than Dean
yet Dean is the lead assistant.
Team KP
Not overly weird. Dean’s been a coach for a lot longer, has worked with Nate for a while, is well suited to be an assistant.
Monty has a brighter future as a head coach, clearly.
Ah I see.
I don’t know much about assistants and it seems hard to actually know what they do coaching wise.
I do know Monty works with Nic a lot.
Team KP
that’s my understanding as well. I think Monty works with the wings and Dean does defense and works with bigs. Mo Lucas works exclusively with bigs. I think Mo is like Monty kinda. Dean is actually in charge of defensive scheming if i remember right.
...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
Hisotry made tonight in the English Premier League
As for the first top in a long while, a team not named Chelsea, Liverpool, Man U or Arsenal will finish top 4.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
They may be on the way down for a while
They may not have enough $ to remain competitive.
Btw, thought you’d like this, Steve Nash was on PTI yesterday and said he thought England would win the world cup.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Niiiice.
(we say this pretty much every year, but…) this is really shaping up to be the best chance England has had to win it in a loooong time.
Cake or Death?
i can do the thriller dance
"Ask me to play. I'll play. Ask me to shoot. I'll shoot. Ask me to pass. I'll pass. Ask me to steal, block out, sacrifice, lead, dominate. ANYTHING.
But it's not what you ask of me.
It's what I ask of myself."
"Powerpoint" is what he likes to call his weiner
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
Ha!
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
by Honka Playboy on May 5, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Just watched Science of Dreams
While donating platelets. Weird, very weird, movie.
#10 & #52
"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage." — Laozi
AmorEst
Yes!
I think the original french title translates better to dreams but yes! That’s the one about the guy from Mexico who is in France and has the weirdest dream reality but meets a girl that digs him.
it was a really good movie. Probably one of my favorites.
#10 & #52
"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage." — Laozi
AmorEst
Yep, my all time favorite film.
I can relate with him so much, and it’s just such an adorable premise. I’m glad you liked it! I haven’t met enough people who have even seen that film, much less respected/enjoyed it.
Cake or Death?
are you talking about the Gondry film with Diego Luna? (or was it Bernal, i can’t remember)
...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
i thought about seeing that but didn’t hear it was all that great. but if you say it’s great, i’ll put it on my queue. did you like Be Kind Rewind? that’s another one i wanted to see but then heard it was bad. also by Gondry.
...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
Be Kind Rewind wasn't as good.
It’s still fun and has that magical realism that Gondry excels at, but overall, it’s a lesser film. I fell in love with Science of Sleep the first time I saw it, and the more I watched it, it slowly blossomed into being my favorite. Again, though, it’s my favorite largely because I connect to it so well, so it may not be for everyone. Definitely check it out though.
Cake or Death?
It's a funny thing.
Because when I grabbed that movie, the nurse looked at it and said “you know, this is a really really strange movie. maybe you should grab a backup movie in case it loses your interest. im pretty sure no one who picks that movie finishes it”. I grabbed it because it looked unique and it certainly was! It was really weird.. and at times I was worried it would be all bizarre and never make any sense or be worth it as a story. But it really is an adorable premise, and I really like the characters (esp. the two of them).
I was pretty sure that no one here in the JD would have said that they had even heard about it, let alone that it was there all-time favorite film.
#10 & #52
"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage." — Laozi
AmorEst
You should watched Independence Day
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
In honor of Mexico's not independence day?
#10 & #52
"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage." — Laozi
AmorEst
This time.
It’s REALLY serious
#10 & #52
"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage." — Laozi
AmorEst
But will they save earth from certain doom?!
They damn sure better or Independence Day 3 is not going to be believable.
#10 & #52
"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage." — Laozi
AmorEst
If they absolutely must make a sequel, they need to have some fun with it
Have them claim they’ve learned how to build the alien spacecraft, then have them go on the offensive, chasing after the aliens and having huge space battles.
People always pay money to see huge space battles.
I think you have got it all wrong
As I said the last time we had a JD discussion about the sequels to Independence Day:
But why do the aliens need to use all of the resources of the planets?
Is it because they are foolish and attack inhabited worlds instead of unhabited ones? Or is it something more sinister. Perhaps they are enslaved to an even meaner and nastier race of aliens (kind of like the Silver Surfer and Galactus) who use their resources to enslave the galaxy. And now since their race of slaves has been destoryed, they are angry.
The climax will involve a race through some old warehouse as they look for an old Powerbook
that has Mac OS9 loaded unto it so that they can upload a virus into the alien’s computer.
ID4-3 will reveal that the aliens that were in ID4-2 were also enslaved by another race of aliens, but this time the enslaving aliens are humans from the future. So Will Smith must save the human race from itself.
needs more explosions
instead of a warehouse, lets have the Powerbook from ID4-2 be located in the Smithsonian (which survived the White House blowing up in the ID4-1) and there is a giant plaque that reads "The computer that saved humanity" (this is shown in the first 5 minutes as Will Smith’s teenage son sees it as part of a school field trip, sort of a Chekov’s Gun if you will). However, the aliens also discover the location of the mythical Powerbook so Will Smith must break into the Smithsonian and remove the Powerbook just before the aliens can destroy it. Big explosion, end scene.
Yeah, this is what I would like also.
Or for them to deal with making movies that aren’t sequels that didn’t need to happen or remakes of movies that were made not very long ago.
#10 & #52
"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage." — Laozi
AmorEst
Yes
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
I was just gonna go to taco bell for dinner
#10 & #52
"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage." — Laozi
AmorEst
Do you have any chalupa coupons?
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
And Egg McMuffins!
Which makes me feel less mexican.
#10 & #52
"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage." — Laozi
AmorEst
Save those for the 4th of July
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
Good idea.
Wouldn’t want to mix up my cultures.
#10 & #52
"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage." — Laozi
AmorEst
Well, I'm certainly glad you checked it out
and that’s cool that the place you donated your platelets had it.
Cake or Death?
before that movie popped out at me
I was considering watching StepBrothers (meh) or rewatching Blazing Saddles. It was one of the last movies I saw and I was like hmmm weird foreigny and done by Gondry. Score
#10 & #52
"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage." — Laozi
AmorEst
any ideas on places to work during the summer? It’s harder to get internships right now, with everyone having a little less cash hangin’ around.
our hearts are heavy and light
networking is key. Email anyone who might be able to hook you up with an internship. How important $$ is vs. experience should factor into your search. Go to career fairs when you get the chance.
When I interned during undergrad, it was always through networking.
I assume that you got this through your photography background/contacts?
our hearts are heavy and light
ya i got the sports intern position. so i’ll do some photo stuff but also a lot of internish busy work.
lessssss go #52
That's real lucky.
Usually that’s all about knowing the right people. It’s cool when it works out that way.
Man, interviewing is an important skill
It’s worth going on a few interviews, just so you’re less nervous when you do an interview you actually care about.
ya i’ve done three and they’ve gotten progressively better. i think i get most of my ideas across i just stumble sometimes on a word/sentence or two.
lessssss go #52
It's all about confidence and connecting with the interviewers
It’s also about being qualified of course but that’s a different story.
yeah, the problem is that they’re all Seattle companies and I’d rather go home for the summer.
our hearts are heavy and light
and at this point, i just want a job. I’d like an internship, but that might have to wait a year.
our hearts are heavy and light
You should get a job doing manual labor (harvesting califlower, mowing lawns, etc)
that will serve as a reminder next year why you should do well in school
Manual Labor jobs are fun.
"Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child."
-Ron Wild
they can be
but they also tend to be jobs that you won’t want to do for the rest of your working life.
I'd be down for a manual job for life
If I were able to move vertically in the company and felt like settling down with a girl and doing the family thing.
"Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child."
-Ron Wild
civil/environmental right now… there are a lot of water jobs, but Portland likes hiring people from Oregon.
our hearts are heavy and light
Ark is going to hire him as an intern
Researching all of Jake’s statistical arguments, looking for holes.
finding nice things to say about Juwan for the www.officialwanfanclub.com site was a little harder than I expected.
His PER is positive. We can build on this.
our hearts are heavy and light
I normally do too, but it's not necessary
The problem is that SBN sometimes cuts off longer links so they don’t work properly.
And can't interpret some weird naming conventions that content management systems have
Like , or % or weird slash combinations
isn't that what parents are for
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on May 5, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
do you have something on facebook that makes your status a JD comment?
our hearts are heavy and light
hahaha nope. i was just using this inform ek, since he has talked about this movie quite a bit, before
cloudy, less likely to be cut by me, today.
by EvilKaramazov on May 5, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
yes sir. it’s selective breeding at it’s best—darwin would die from heart attack or high cholesterol if we could bring him back…
by EvilKaramazov on May 5, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Language NSF
"Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child."
-Ron Wild
For you people who have organized your music collection
When you tag a song that you own on two different albums, a studio album and a greatest hits album, which album do you attach it to? I can’t decide what’s better: having a studio album with all tracks, or having an easy-to-add greatest hits album with most of their popular stuff.
Depends on the artist.
And how many studio albums I own vs. greatest hits. When I own a few studio albums I choose that over greatest hits.
#10 & #52
"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage." — Laozi
AmorEst
Thanks guys.
I lean that way too. I wish they’d update MP3 tagging so you can link it to multiple albums without having two copies of the song.
I always just had two files
I like to waste bytes
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
The only band I can think of off the top of my head that I've done that with
is The Clash. Of course, now with a 16gb iPod touch rather than the 30gb video I used to have I’m a lot more sparing with my bytes, so I don’t have that anymore.
Cake or Death?
haha I know. I was mostly being silly.
It would be pretty amazing if he did it in his 3rd year though.
Cake or Death?
Greg knows all about that
His foul numbers always seemed to drop in games when he was dominating offensively.
Unless you’re Thabo Sefalosha
"Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child."
-Ron Wild
Well he's on OKC
There’s apparently an OKC exception to all the voting rules, “They came in 8th in the West, they must be amazing!”
overall, I have to say the voters did an excellent job on the teams this year. Nobody is there who isn’t an excellent defender. We can certainly debate a few slots, but I’ve come to expect much worse.
Yah....it would literally take forever to win DPoY
forever!
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
he affirmed that CP3 >>> Deron a few days ago, right? I don’t have insider.
our hearts are heavy and light
Actually, not so much. After reminding everyone just how dominant CP3 had been the past couple years, he said that Paul’s durability concerns and the fact that he didn’t return to ‘07-’08/‘08-’09 levels even after coming back reopens the debate about best PGs, with Paul, Williams, Nash, Rondo and Billups all in the conversation, with Rose, Evans, Westbrook and Curry potentially joining it soon.
I think it's unfair to comment on his return to previous levels when he returned.
That team was out of playoff contention, and he was just ramping back up and getting his timing down.
That’s the kind of article that needs more perspective first, at the very least not until this December.
Not to hijack the link, but does anyone actually bother paying for insider?
If I see a link that’s labeled insider, I just accept I’m not reading it.
Well jeez.
We’ve been getting the magazine for a long time and I’ve never signed up for insider.
Team KP
You know in those Powerball commercials
where people have overly lavish things or are doing things that seem totally unreal and the slogan is “imagine if” or whatever? Right now I wish I had a way to have espresso delivered.
Cake or Death?
If you win the lottery, you are gonna order coffee?
you don’t DESERVE the lottery
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
hahahaha
well, I’d also probably make a movie of me fighting dudes and go see it by myself in the theater and i would also gain 500 pounds and then drive around my mansion in a gold golf cart ( i don’t remember any of their other themes). And plus, I REALLY want coffee right now and can’t stop working to go get any because I have to work up to the second I catch the bus for school. I’ll get coffee downtown without my lottery winnings…
Cake or Death?
Don't forget to walk around with a mattress strapped to your back
…for when you check the ATM
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
Viva México!
Rancheras are so heart wrenching :’(
Probablemente ya, de mi te has olvidado
y mientras tanto yo te seguiré esperando
No me he querido ir para ver si algún día
Que tu quieras volver, me encuentres todavía
Por eso aún estoy en el lugar de siempre
En la misma ciudad y con la misma
para que tu al volver no encuentres nada extraño
Y sea como ayer, y nunca más dejarnos
Probablemente estoy pidiendo demasiado
Se me olvidaba que ya habiamos terminado
Que nunca volverás, que nunca me quisiste
Se me olvidó otra vez, que sólo yo te quise
by fanfaraway on May 5, 2010 3:32 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
i’m pretty sure google translate is doing this poem justice. but i might get the gist of it, and it’s nice.
...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
*isn’t….isn’t doing this poem justice
...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
it's the lyrics of the ranchera, here is my very poor attempt at a translation
You have probably forgotten me by now
meanwhile i will still be waiting for you
I didn’t want to leave so that if some day
you wanted to return, you’d find me still
That is why I am still in the same place
In the same town and with the same people
So that when you return you find nothing strange
And it will be like before and (we) never leave each other (again)
I am probably asking too much
I had forgotten we were finished
That you will never return, that you never loved me
I had forgotten again that only I loved you
yeah….google translate failed that miserably.
it’s very nice. i think i lived that once.
...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
really? how horribly sad...
i probably wouldn’t stay behind waiting, but i’m ashamed of my heartlessness…
my cousin once told me:
“if you want to wait on a back burner, fine. but eventually you’ll boil over.”
he was right. some things are too true to let go of. or, rather, they are too true to leave even if you want to let go.
...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
A nice ballad by Los Lonely Boys
A poco no esta
duro pa ti
Pa que sigues asi
Si aqui esto yo
Nunca te hacer
sentido que ya
parece el final
Pues fijate en mí
Tu encontraras Contestacion
Fijate en ti
Muy dentro de ti
Tu vas a encontrarme a mi
Para darte amor
Que evita, que no sientes
Cuando te tengo cerca de mi
Yo quiero acerte bien
Quiero apretarte mas
Yo quiero que sepas tu
Que cuando estas cerca de mi
Ya no tienes que llorar
Porque yo estaré alli
Para darte en mi amor
Que evita, que no sientes
Cuando te tengo cerca de mi
Yo quiero acerte bien
Quiero apretarte mas
Yo quiero que sepas tu
Cuando estas cerca de mi
Ya no tienes que llorar
Porque yo estaré alli
Para darte en mi amor
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
Timmay---
just because you asked me to tell you, that computer issue i asked you about the other day did turn out to be a bad motherboard. the repair place confirmed my expert diagnosis. hahaha
...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
Nice. :)
Yeah you troubleshot it pretty well. If it wasn’t the motherboard, it was going to be something really off the wall.
Plus, it involved a beer I presume.
every time i see “Hayward” i can only think of Jason. even though he spells his name different.
...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
The 2nd result for google images shows has him wearing a t-shirt
I am going to say that his NBA career will be underwhelming
I believe that it is because they aren't comfortable running around without a t-shirt on
which doesn’t bode well for their NBA prospects as that is one of the basic job requirements of playing in the NBA
Exactly!
I just don’t get it. You look sillier with a giant t shirt on under your uniform than you would without one.
Team KP
its common to wear something under the jersey to prevent chaffing
but ballers from Iverson to LeBron to Oden have always cut the sleeves off to prevent the t-shirt stigma.
He will rebound at a NBA level
AND THEN BE GOOD AT NOTHING ELSE EVER
LOOK AT THAT FACE. HE IS A JOKE.
#52
his rebounding is really high on the chart. Not off it, but pretty high.
our hearts are heavy and light
And when teams need better rebounding
The first thing you look for is a slow SF who showed he can rebound in college.
#52
the one on the top is the best
If I had a dollar for every crappy analogy that I ever came up with I probably wouldn't have very much money actually.
by Tyler Durrden on May 5, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
If I were to make a fanpost about the pitfalls of drafting players who wore T-shirts,
how many exclamation marks should the title have?
So you are saying that I shouldn't preface my rant against t-shirt wears with this then:
Should the Blazers trade up in the draft? Should they trade down? Should they package Rudy+Juwan+picks+filler for CP3? I don’t know and really as long as we don’t get somebody who wore a t-shirt under his jersey in college, I don’t care.
It's always weird
when a show or movie focuses on the exact same date it currently is. Especially if that show never mentions the date. Watching “Better Off Ted” and the episode specifically mentions at one point that it was May 5th when something went wrong, and it’s on a video tape they’re watching.
Cake or Death?
is that show back on?
...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
I dunno.
I’m watching the first season on netflix instant cause I hadn’t seen it before. I think i’m on episode 10 or so.
Cake or Death?
Does the junk drawer like cake or pie more?
"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
-Dave
As for the Blazers...They are officially the NBA equivalent of a movie serial killer
-basketbawful
neither
"Ask me to play. I'll play. Ask me to shoot. I'll shoot. Ask me to pass. I'll pass. Ask me to steal, block out, sacrifice, lead, dominate. ANYTHING.
But it's not what you ask of me.
It's what I ask of myself."
Who writes checks?
What a crappy way of paying for things.
"Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child."
-Ron Wild
i write checks to pay rent. and my car insurance
...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
Its so lame. I’m not looking forward to getting a checkbook at all.
"Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child."
-Ron Wild
ESPN reporting Mlton Bradley has asked the Ms for help
With dealing with “Personal issues”. Oh lord.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
well, at least he’s asking for help. he needs it, that much is obvious.
the jaded part of me is thinking, “well, that’s one way not get cut”.
i wonder if they can put him on the DL or anything. is there an inactive list he could get on?
...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
Not unless they demote him
He’s not injured, at least not in any way that MLB allows you to put someone on the DL for.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Someone actually did it.
Man wins 1 Million by pitching perfect game on MLB 2K10
"Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child."
-Ron Wild
You knew someone was going to do it quickly
No shock. Only took him 7 hours, that’s a shock.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
The Racist Test 2.Would you Pass or Fail ?
"Ask me to play. I'll play. Ask me to shoot. I'll shoot. Ask me to pass. I'll pass. Ask me to steal, block out, sacrifice, lead, dominate. ANYTHING.
But it's not what you ask of me.
It's what I ask of myself."
hes hilarious though
"Ask me to play. I'll play. Ask me to shoot. I'll shoot. Ask me to pass. I'll pass. Ask me to steal, block out, sacrifice, lead, dominate. ANYTHING.
But it's not what you ask of me.
It's what I ask of myself."
i like when he gets to the black dude
"Ask me to play. I'll play. Ask me to shoot. I'll shoot. Ask me to pass. I'll pass. Ask me to steal, block out, sacrifice, lead, dominate. ANYTHING.
But it's not what you ask of me.
It's what I ask of myself."
I just logged into an email account that I haven't used in forever.
I created an account on that iamatrailblazersfan.com thing ages ago and used that email address.
Dan Harbison had accidentally sent me an email like a year ago thinking I was a Blazer Dancer because there was one that had my name. Then he sent another one apologizing for the mistake.
I can’t believe I had forgot about that….hilarious.
Team KP
post the email
"Ask me to play. I'll play. Ask me to shoot. I'll shoot. Ask me to pass. I'll pass. Ask me to steal, block out, sacrifice, lead, dominate. ANYTHING.
But it's not what you ask of me.
It's what I ask of myself."
i greatly enjoy the show Justified.
very very much. it is so great.
...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
I think we have reached the event horizon with Idols junk
any further and SBN will collapse into itself… just trying to load it crashed this junk for me
John Hancock
by The Arkitect on May 5, 2010 5:50 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
should we have some trivia?
"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
-Dave
As for the Blazers...They are officially the NBA equivalent of a movie serial killer
-basketbawful
uhhh sure........depends on what it is.
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on May 5, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
ahh yes they're doing their jersey thingy tonight
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on May 5, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Not just a uniform thing
ITs a political statement against racism.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
yeah haven't really read up on that.
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on May 5, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I just found out that the President of the Mississippi National Organization for Women hates me.
“…politically incorrect humor can be funny, but there’s a line. a line that ********** crossed, and frankly he should be ashamed.”
by Nick Van Excellent on May 5, 2010 6:03 PM PDT reply actions
the mississippi national?
when did mississippi become the whole nation?
"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
-Dave
As for the Blazers...They are officially the NBA equivalent of a movie serial killer
-basketbawful
such confusing language!
"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
-Dave
As for the Blazers...They are officially the NBA equivalent of a movie serial killer
-basketbawful
tell him that just representing women is Sexist, and his Org. should change it’s name to: Mississippi National Organization for People (MNOP)
John Hancock
I don't know what to tell her.
It’s fine if she doesn’t like my movie or whatever, I just can’t believe people would find it offensive. The whole thing just weirds me out.
by Nick Van Excellent on May 5, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
what movie is this?
"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
-Dave
As for the Blazers...They are officially the NBA equivalent of a movie serial killer
-basketbawful
It's a short film I made.
It played in a festival in Jackson a little while ago and apparently this lady went and then wrote a horrible review of it. Basically calling me a racist, sexist monster.
by Nick Van Excellent on May 5, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
uh oh
too many white males in it?
"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
-Dave
As for the Blazers...They are officially the NBA equivalent of a movie serial killer
-basketbawful
A good friend of mine who was in the film is Guatemalan, she thought he was a Mexican.
The film is about two brothers who set off in an old RV with a female photographer and a mexican guy (a character who i kept going back and forth on whether or not the portrayal was racist, but he was basically a prop) to find the sasquatch.
Talk about being oversensitive.
by Nick Van Excellent on May 5, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I've heard some funny answers to that question
"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
-Dave
As for the Blazers...They are officially the NBA equivalent of a movie serial killer
-basketbawful
it was sexist of me to assume it was a man huh? hmmm… people will find anything to be offended by… you could ask BF1, but she’s as likely to rip you a new one as be helpful
John Hancock
I don't really care if a few oversensitive people are offended.
It’s been really well received even in places like Ashland, so I don’t think there’s an actual problem. People like that are just looking for something to be mad about.
by Nick Van Excellent on May 5, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish that was actually my name.
I would probably wear a monocle and smoke a pipe.
by Nick Van Excellent on May 5, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Mort wants to be Mort
His real name is Raleigh Van Mercalstien….he just wants to have an everyday name like Mortimer
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
Whatever!
Raliegh!!!
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on May 5, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Your coat of arms
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on May 5, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Are the critiques the person had just way out of left field
So far out there that you can’t even address the critiques?
#52
Sort of.
First she complained that people were laughing at the film and then she described the scene in a pretty hilarious way. I just emailed you a link to the article.
I wish I could post it here, but it’s probably not appropriate, just cuz my names on it.
by Nick Van Excellent on May 5, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
If you can make it in Ashland ...or as I like to call it....
….Offended-land…you can make it anywhere
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
Trivia!
Name, in order, the top 10 most valuable NBA franchises (Forbes, 2008).
"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
-Dave
As for the Blazers...They are officially the NBA equivalent of a movie serial killer
-basketbawful
got the top 3
1. Fakers
2. Knicks
3. Bulls
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.
"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
-Dave
As for the Blazers...They are officially the NBA equivalent of a movie serial killer
-basketbawful
IN ORDER
you can’t just guess the 30 franchises
"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
-Dave
As for the Blazers...They are officially the NBA equivalent of a movie serial killer
-basketbawful
should have called foul on Amare
Tim Duncan is aging but he’s still so smooth around the basket it’s really amazing.
i can see why he could be one of the best PF’s of all time.
/cambyfive
Jason Richardson is still sizzling hot
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
not when he plays the Blazers
"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
-Dave
As for the Blazers...They are officially the NBA equivalent of a movie serial killer
-basketbawful
move up and draft John Wall
"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
-Dave
As for the Blazers...They are officially the NBA equivalent of a movie serial killer
-basketbawful
Even though I planned to root for SA I find myself inadvertantly
rooting for PHX because of their stand against the immigration bill. Such a horribly complicated issue but racial profiling is never right. BTW, I just heard someone yell Bingo Bango Bongo! I wonder if it was Channing.
#52
moral victory
"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
-Dave
As for the Blazers...They are officially the NBA equivalent of a movie serial killer
-basketbawful
PHX looking good
Shooting 35% and a tie game.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Be thankful your child doesn't look like this.
"Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child."
-Ron Wild
And his face looks like that all the time
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
I hate firefox
I can’t right click on an image any more and hit properties. I can hit “view image info” which brings up a ridiculously long and confusing page.
rrrrr
Apparently Tim Donaghy is working on his "anger the local fanbases at the NBA" tour
So are we fools here for believing the Blazers can ever win another championship?
It would be very, very difficult. They would have to be in a position to get a guy with a big name, like a Shaquille or a LeBron, in the draft.
Brandon Roy doesn’t fit that description of a marquee guy the league wants to promote?
No (laughs). Unfortunately not.
True....all true
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
he's not wrong
their was multiple times in the season where he would get hit driving it to the basket and no calls, but you can’t breathe on Durant.
/cambyfive
They wanted to market Oden like this
also, this doesn’t explain the phenomena of Kobe being a 13th pick with no hype, or the Pistons winning without a superstar.
Also, Tim Duncan isn’t the most marketable fellow around, and he’s won quite a few.
Donaghy = lame sauce
Kobe developed his own hype
Yeah, ESPN marketed Oden a lot until the first season began (magazine cover, ESPYs appearance with Timberlake, …). Now it’s all Durant all the time and we have lost out in terms of ref/NBA favors.
I remember Kobe was pretty hyped
Even watched that draft last year (or so) because it was on NBA TV, and he was VERY hyped during the broadcast… how he makes all his teammates better, Jordan’s name came up, etc.
I think Tim Donaghy is half right, kinda sorta, and also telling people exactly what they fear. Yes, we gotta be real good to win. We won’t likely be gifted big players like the Lakers or Celtics… of course until the KG trade the Celtics weren’t getting big steals of deals like the Lakers get, and the Lakers benefit a lot from being a place a young horny player wants to go to.
#52
Kobe was hyped in high school
deciding to go to the pros instead of Duke and then when the story about him smoking Jerry Stackhouse during a tryout
Logical descriptions of complex worlds contain within themselves the seeds of their own limitation. A world that was simple enough to be fully known would be too simple to contain conscious observers who might know it.
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on May 5, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions
dang south america is way down there
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on May 5, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
something. i think it's his accent.
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on May 5, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
young lord.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Junker
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on May 5, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
now that …..is a great response.
...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
and this is why i am not sure i want to watch this movie.
guilt is too exhausting
...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
it’s not guilt, i don’t feel guilty. it’s all about fighting the man
by EvilKaramazov on May 5, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
is fighting the man expensive?
...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
probably the most amazing portion of this movie is the part about the food company’s control of the government.
ie the lady who can’t explain what different choices she makes in her food choices
food libel; i’ve been interested to see what they are in oregon
by EvilKaramazov on May 5, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
if you look into the movie, it’s interesting to know that a significant portion of the budget was used for legal purposes, to ensure no one got sued.
by EvilKaramazov on May 5, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
i’ve pretty much only eaten free range meats since.
by EvilKaramazov on May 5, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
i probably plan to pay much more attention to what i eat in the near future, at least. i have already been watching hfcs/bad fats intake recently anyways
i’ve been getting better, but it takes work.
by EvilKaramazov on May 5, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
i’m going to read the omnivore’s dilemma soonish..
by EvilKaramazov on May 5, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
i haven’t really been paying too close of attention though. i’ll probably watch this again tomorrow.
he’s one of the main cats in the movie;
by EvilKaramazov on May 5, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
also, there is an interesting piece in the nytimes about how weeds are now becoming resistant to round up like super bacteria to antibiotics
by EvilKaramazov on May 5, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
i had corn on the cob for dinner.
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on May 5, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I had it at number 4
"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
-Dave
As for the Blazers...They are officially the NBA equivalent of a movie serial killer
-basketbawful
yeah the guy in the plaid looks cute....verrrry
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on May 5, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
word
"Ask me to play. I'll play. Ask me to shoot. I'll shoot. Ask me to pass. I'll pass. Ask me to steal, block out, sacrifice, lead, dominate. ANYTHING.
But it's not what you ask of me.
It's what I ask of myself."
demanding women to make sammiches
"Ask me to play. I'll play. Ask me to shoot. I'll shoot. Ask me to pass. I'll pass. Ask me to steal, block out, sacrifice, lead, dominate. ANYTHING.
But it's not what you ask of me.
It's what I ask of myself."
couldn't the same argument be made for women?
well that and making sandwiches
by HD on May 5, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
no. women smell better. it matters.
...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on May 5, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
smashing bugs!
"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
-Dave
As for the Blazers...They are officially the NBA equivalent of a movie serial killer
-basketbawful
you mean like………
.
.
.
spiders?
...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on May 5, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
meow. very nice avatar tom
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on May 5, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
the tv just said:
“trying to get young girls to feel their boobies in a fresh and fun way that’s not so clinical.”
...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
Not watching the Ms get stomped again huh
Facepalm….
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Modern Family is on. i just switched over to the M’s saw the score, got that sinking feeling, and then turned back in time to see this commercial.
it was something about raising breast cancer awareness.
...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
Left Cliff Lee in too long
And still no offense.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
fresh & easy
you like em young dontcha
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on May 5, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Public service advice: The remake of A Nightmare On Elm Street is disappointing. Go rent the original instead.
Much better practical special effects instead of bad CGI ones, better (anti-)hero in a better makeup, better direction (he actually understood child psychology from his education), etc. It still holds up as a good movie.
how can it be disapointing?
it was made through michael bay’s production company meaning it had no chance of being good to begin with.
by HD on May 5, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
hahahahahahaha
beautiful.
...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on May 5, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
So Norsk, what is going to happen in the UK Thursday?
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
The Tories will have the prime minister
Brown will step down as party leader probably, but I’ve not followed the results closely if it will be really really bad for him or just a defeat. I don’t want too many anti-EU parties getting many seats, but a few protest voters will probably pick the right and left edges of the political spectrum. There was a Time preview of the election a few weeks ago, and some of those statements were pretty ridiculous in disillusioning about an open-minded society.
Its going to be a minority government most likely
That I’m sure of.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
So some folks in New York are using a monkey to collect ballots of Brits living in NYC to mal them to the UK
Ballot Monkey in action: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t44iEG-JDZE&feature=player_embedded
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
hi friends
"Ask me to play. I'll play. Ask me to shoot. I'll shoot. Ask me to pass. I'll pass. Ask me to steal, block out, sacrifice, lead, dominate. ANYTHING.
But it's not what you ask of me.
It's what I ask of myself."
not downloaded from a torrent
"Ask me to play. I'll play. Ask me to shoot. I'll shoot. Ask me to pass. I'll pass. Ask me to steal, block out, sacrifice, lead, dominate. ANYTHING.
But it's not what you ask of me.
It's what I ask of myself."
hi buddy
"Ask me to play. I'll play. Ask me to shoot. I'll shoot. Ask me to pass. I'll pass. Ask me to steal, block out, sacrifice, lead, dominate. ANYTHING.
But it's not what you ask of me.
It's what I ask of myself."
wwwwaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzz uuuuuuuuuuuuuuupppppppppppp
by In Walks Rudy on May 5, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
buttercup
"Ask me to play. I'll play. Ask me to shoot. I'll shoot. Ask me to pass. I'll pass. Ask me to steal, block out, sacrifice, lead, dominate. ANYTHING.
But it's not what you ask of me.
It's what I ask of myself."
olah junkers
just got home from class and an author reading/signing at Powell’s. My bookbag weighs a billion trillion pounds so now I’m grumpy from lugging it around and hurting my shoulder.
Cake or Death?
I had some!
it wasn’t very good though. I had to settle for Starbucks, which after working there for a year I’m not very fond of their coffee any longer.
Cake or Death?
Starbucks is the McDonald's of coffee
Reliable but never great.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
bookbag! l0l i hate that word. BACKPACK
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on May 5, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
what if it doesn't go on the back?
"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
-Dave
As for the Blazers...They are officially the NBA equivalent of a movie serial killer
-basketbawful
stop looking at my butt
"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
-Dave
As for the Blazers...They are officially the NBA equivalent of a movie serial killer
-basketbawful
but it IS a bookbag! It slings over my SHOULDER, not back
just like this guy, but different colors 
Cake or Death?
get a chrome bag, a bike and grow a stache
by EvilKaramazov on May 5, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Ha, got the bike and because I've been sick
so I have an exaggerated 5 o clock shadow. But the timbuk2 was on sale so I got that over a chrome…
Cake or Death?
i’ve got a timbuk2. then i got a chrome metro. it’s amazing in comparison. if you ride a lot i’d recommend busting down and getting one. in addition to its design/feel, those babies are water proof
by EvilKaramazov on May 5, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
my timbuk2 is waterproof too...
buy yeah, my best friend has a chrome as well and swears by it. If I’m ever not broke off my behind, I’ll get a chrome. or if I see them on sale.
Cake or Death?
so portland like. smh. or is that hipster?
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on May 5, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
who was at Powell’s?
...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on May 5, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Roddy Doyle
One of my all time favorite authors who I’ve wanted to meet for a long time and who, to my knowledge, hasn’t been to Portland in years.
Cake or Death?
south park
yay
"Ask me to play. I'll play. Ask me to shoot. I'll shoot. Ask me to pass. I'll pass. Ask me to steal, block out, sacrifice, lead, dominate. ANYTHING.
But it's not what you ask of me.
It's what I ask of myself."
awwww wth its not new?
"Ask me to play. I'll play. Ask me to shoot. I'll shoot. Ask me to pass. I'll pass. Ask me to steal, block out, sacrifice, lead, dominate. ANYTHING.
But it's not what you ask of me.
It's what I ask of myself."
no more new ones for this season :(
...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on May 5, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
The Ginger super episode was the last one
Awesome.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
no….the summer camp one was the last one.
...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on May 5, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
later dude. sleep well
...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on May 5, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
im eating hot dogs and chips and salsa
"Ask me to play. I'll play. Ask me to shoot. I'll shoot. Ask me to pass. I'll pass. Ask me to steal, block out, sacrifice, lead, dominate. ANYTHING.
But it's not what you ask of me.
It's what I ask of myself."
i’m hungry for inspiration
...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on May 5, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
hmmmm…..
that’s not bad.
...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on May 5, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
shuggie otis is the gravity that drops the ladies panties
by EvilKaramazov on May 5, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
i see.
time to throw out all my barry white and frank sinatra albums i guess
...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on May 5, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
at first i read it as turds...
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on May 5, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
if you put some gravy on a curd…….well, that’s close
...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on May 5, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions
oooof
sad but true.
...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on May 5, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Anybody here like Ratatat? Pretty much only guitar effects, and some remixes. But brilliant.
Lex http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0VAkPjrnWM (or here with images from “Planet Earth”)
Seventeen Years (great drawn animation)
Wildcat (visualized with a funny student music video)
Notorious B.I.G. remix “Party and Bull…” (some language)
All no official videos. I’m not sure if there even are ones.
I dig Ratatat
I went to see Interpol years ago and the opening band was “Cherry” on all the posters and that day they changed their name to “Ratatat” and became the popular band they are now. My “I knew them when, neener neener” claim to fame.
Cake or Death?
the diamonds remix is sick
"Ask me to play. I'll play. Ask me to shoot. I'll shoot. Ask me to pass. I'll pass. Ask me to steal, block out, sacrifice, lead, dominate. ANYTHING.
But it's not what you ask of me.
It's what I ask of myself."
BOB AND LUPE TOMORROW
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
"Ask me to play. I'll play. Ask me to shoot. I'll shoot. Ask me to pass. I'll pass. Ask me to steal, block out, sacrifice, lead, dominate. ANYTHING.
But it's not what you ask of me.
It's what I ask of myself."
by Dirty Socks on May 5, 2010 10:16 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Medmelon and Amalart!!!
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on May 5, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
hahahahaha
...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on May 5, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
is ffa the blond in front of them?
"Ask me to play. I'll play. Ask me to shoot. I'll shoot. Ask me to pass. I'll pass. Ask me to steal, block out, sacrifice, lead, dominate. ANYTHING.
But it's not what you ask of me.
It's what I ask of myself."
Si?
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on May 5, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
So i found this guy on fb
who has the same names as me and im talking to him right now
awesome
"Ask me to play. I'll play. Ask me to shoot. I'll shoot. Ask me to pass. I'll pass. Ask me to steal, block out, sacrifice, lead, dominate. ANYTHING.
But it's not what you ask of me.
It's what I ask of myself."
and his brothers names is ryan
my middle name is ryan
wth
"Ask me to play. I'll play. Ask me to shoot. I'll shoot. Ask me to pass. I'll pass. Ask me to steal, block out, sacrifice, lead, dominate. ANYTHING.
But it's not what you ask of me.
It's what I ask of myself."
yesssssssir
"Ask me to play. I'll play. Ask me to shoot. I'll shoot. Ask me to pass. I'll pass. Ask me to steal, block out, sacrifice, lead, dominate. ANYTHING.
But it's not what you ask of me.
It's what I ask of myself."
im a creep?
i added him as a friend awhile ago and he started talking to me, so i looked at his profile and saw his brothers name was ryan.
"Ask me to play. I'll play. Ask me to shoot. I'll shoot. Ask me to pass. I'll pass. Ask me to steal, block out, sacrifice, lead, dominate. ANYTHING.
But it's not what you ask of me.
It's what I ask of myself."
ohhh so precious!!!!!!
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on May 5, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions
i know i am
"Ask me to play. I'll play. Ask me to shoot. I'll shoot. Ask me to pass. I'll pass. Ask me to steal, block out, sacrifice, lead, dominate. ANYTHING.
But it's not what you ask of me.
It's what I ask of myself."
Does he also wear troll earrings?
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on May 5, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
There is a rumor that the Nets will take control of a D-League team in the next few days likely the Springfield Armor (their current affiliate). Teams that are serious about developing young players go to that model more and more (Lakers, Rockets, Thunder, Spurs, Mavs). Blazers: Not especially interested. Sending Patty there was the first time they really used it in ages (unlike for Sergio or Jerryd).
they used it for martell...
"Ask me to play. I'll play. Ask me to shoot. I'll shoot. Ask me to pass. I'll pass. Ask me to steal, block out, sacrifice, lead, dominate. ANYTHING.
But it's not what you ask of me.
It's what I ask of myself."
I’m not entirely sold on it being a hugely profitable venture… owning the team is nice, but I don’t think it’s ultimately that meaningful.
our hearts are heavy and light
It means you can influence the style of play much more, and also develop your own coaches
You can outright own it, or own it in a hybrid model like the Rockets do (and the Nets might). It takes the other partner team also out of the equation. I’ve discussed it with Scott Schroeder a tiny bit, and I also said the Warriors did well plucking DL talent without owning a team. But he seems convinced it’s the new trend.
We've also been usually using our first or 2nd year players
Aside from Patty of course. But maybe they felt using him as a body in practice was more important.
#52
gooooood night amigas
"Ask me to play. I'll play. Ask me to shoot. I'll shoot. Ask me to pass. I'll pass. Ask me to steal, block out, sacrifice, lead, dominate. ANYTHING.
But it's not what you ask of me.
It's what I ask of myself."
cya around dsox
and cya around junk. Going to make my last stand on The junk before I take my respite.
#10 & #52
"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage." — Laozi
AmorEst
Ok....but stand over to the side, please
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on May 5, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
ESPN's Gottlieb is hating on a number of draft candidates, including Cabbie's main man Eric Bledsoe (insider, but RU has the goods)
Orton’s Kentucky teammate, Eric Bledsoe, is a Westbrook-type of athlete, but he is not close to the finished prospect that even Westbrook was after two years in college. Bledsoe has a very average handle, is a streaky (though improving) shooter and not only did he play very little at the point, but the team played very poorly with him leading the way instead of John Wall.
http://www.ridiculousupside.com/2010/5/5/1458709/doug-gottlieb-has-no-regard-for
Ha, will I now be associated with him? Rather that than Gordon Hayweird. It’s not that I’m certain he’ll be good, I just think he has good athleticism and could potentially be a good fit next to Brandon.
our hearts are heavy and light
also, if Gottlieb and I disagree on something, I think I’m doing something right.
our hearts are heavy and light
Though I remember more of us had a boner for Gordon during the tournament
But Jake and Cloudy stepped up to his defense the most.
#52
GORDON
HAYWARD.
If you tried to get that printed on a jersey that you’re buying yourself, they won’t even print it… it just ain’t a NBA name.
#52
Whoa, LaGordon would be an awesome player
Then we can just call him “La G”.
Instead of BORE-DON GAY-WARD BOOOOOOO YOU SUCK.
#52
I hear he intentionally misses in a specific way that directs the carom to his team.
our hearts are heavy and light
Billy Crystal and Med Ryan in When Harry Met Sally
Harry: With whom did you have this great sex?
Sally: I’m not going to tell you that.
Harry: Fine, don’t tell me.
Sally: Shel Gordon.
Harry: Shel? Sheldon? No, no, you did not have great sex with Sheldon.
Sally: I did too.
Harry: No you didn’t. A Sheldon can do your income taxes, if you need a root canal, Sheldon’s your man… but humpin’ and pumpin’ is not Sheldon’s strong suit. It’s the name. ‘Do it to me Sheldon, you’re an animal Sheldon, ride me big Sheldon.’ Doesn’t work.
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on May 5, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions
But he appears to have a farmer tan....look at his right arm
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on May 5, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Is there a way to see Hayward's usage?
His 1.7 assists as a guy who seemed to get the ball a lot on the perimeter is a great number, to go along with the super crappy 3 point percentage.
#52
The hand to his left is trying to steal his goat
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on May 5, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Also a good quote from the same movie
Harry: No man can be friends with a woman he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her.
Sally: So, you’re saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive?
Harry: No. You pretty much want to nail ’em too.
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on May 5, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
His three-point percentage dropped by 15 percent to about 1 made shot per game
But in the NBA with tougher cover and longer range, that should go up again
You're taking too long and I am bored
They said drafting Hayward in the 1st round is so foolish, it’s like trading Jason Kidd for Troy Murphy in fantasy basketball.
CAN YOU BELIEVE THEY WROTE THAT WHAT ARE THE ODDS.
#52
Who has the looks of an NBA player?
Going by the t-shirt test, some guys stand out. I still like Alabi ;)
by Norsktroll on May 5, 2010 11:19 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Has someone watched Avery Bradley in school? He's originally from Tacoma, but then went to Findlay in NV.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYJVTePSMYw
Reminds me a bit of Jerryd 2.0
Brought him up a few days ago, AK likes him a lot. He plays good defense, which wasn’t true for Jerryd coming out of school.
our hearts are heavy and light
Grrr, now Audible also does this region code junk
Why do book publishers insist on this? It’s not like Amazon wouldn’t distribute the physical book around the world.
Yeah I didn’t post anymore, I thought maybe he had something prepared to close it out.
I was also googling for “best image ever”, but the results are truly junky.
I got e.g. this one. How can that be the best ever, they are dressed and nothing epic is happening?
.JPG)
In fact, it’s one of the lamer photos you could find from any high school trip/exchange/whatever.
Idol's junk is finished.
I stopped commenting cause I wanted to let Idol get the last comment, but TiH had different ideas…
Cake or Death?
I always wanted that record
At least now I know what it takes to get it. [looks over at wife]
by tominhawaii on May 6, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
it should still be green
#10 & #52
"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage." — Laozi
AmorEst
Dave has put up his LMA review
Apart from calling our “second-best player” a banana, it’s pretty critical.
LaMarcus is the second most talented, second most productive member of this team.
?
our hearts are heavy and light
regardless of health, he is not as talented a basketball player as Greg or Brandon.
our hearts are heavy and light
Roybot, you wondered what I was doing in the Idol thread
I was going in order of the alphabet and doing an auto-filled title of a post that I had done before… for each letter. I’d type, say, “G”, and then scroll through the options. Then H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q. R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z, and before I did G, I had done A, B, C, D, E, and F.
You know, the alphybet!
#52
Clever!
At first I thought you were just making up random sentences, but after a few of them, I started to realize they were your old comments!
I probably need to relearn the alphabet.
Team KP
I was using the "autofill" feature
So it could only autofill stuff I’ve written on this laptop, on this website… ya know what I mean?
I wasn’t searching old posts or anything… I would just type a letter, and then every post I’ve ever written (on this laptop, and maybe not every post ever but close) that started with that letter would pop up.
#52
GIMME A BREAK, PAL!
I must be slow tonight (yes, just tonight, people).
I think I know what ya mean, now. The autofill feature in your browser?
Team KP
And Roybot
You really should like avacados, they are very good for you AND delicious.
I am eating my magic salad, just made a big batch. With 2 whole avacados and it is way funky.
#52
I used to think I didn't like 'em either
Me and you… we’re not that different, Roybot. I can feel it.
Have some on a nice sammich sometime, and your world will explode.
#52
Weird.
I’ve never used an autofill feature, so that’s why I have no idea what you are talking about.
Team KP
I never did either
But this laptop was my mom’s old one and when I converted it into my laptop the autofill feature was on and I just went with it.
#52
I am so intrigued by this now.
I just thought it was used to autofill your address/email address, etc. so you don’t have to keep re-entering it on websites.
Team KP
This laptop is super screwy
I did a “print screen” to show you what it looks like when I type something and the options autofill gives me, and I was gonna edit it in Paint and upload it, but my computer keeps crashing and not letting me.
I gotta get a new laptop. I can last a few months with this one and keep what I do to the bare minimum, but it’s annoying. Always crashing.
Also, the plug is loose, so I got a Government Handbook on Dealing with Terrorism propping the plug up, because it has to be at the right angle to work.
Computers!
#52
Oh pish posh appelsauce
no worries!
It’s so lame when the plug doesn’t work. I went through like 3 plugs with my old puter because they would stop working when they got bent too much and started to fall apart. Then the battery totally died and it would only work if it was plugged in. The SECOND it got unplugged it would turn off. Such a pain!
I have an idea though. When Jake gets his new computer, you should go steal it!
Team KP
Except if you hate B-Rex
But who would do that? Especially if he would look really angry at you when you don’t appreciate his jersey
Yeah I can't imagine someone hating Rex enough to not appreciate that
I’d be totally stoked.
Cake or Death?
I really love Cinco de Mayo so very much
"Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child."
-Ron Wild
Hehe, Seth is going big time. BBC quick interview on Los Suns.
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/351601/BBC_Seth.mp3
(Insert joke about tolerance of Blazers fans immigrating to Suns blogs here)
You are a boring person.
"Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child."
-Ron Wild
Im sorry porgy
I wont do it again.
"Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child."
-Ron Wild
heehee.. did you celebrate?
"Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child."
-Ron Wild
CDM? i mean i just watched my sis and her ppl drink..lmao. you?
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on May 6, 2010 1:25 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeppppppers
got my ish done first. Don’t worry!
"Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child."
-Ron Wild
ahhh so you didn't score....
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on May 6, 2010 1:34 AM PDT up reply actions
I got free food
"Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child."
-Ron Wild
he's a foreigner. they have very dirty mouths.
coz i procrastinated so bad on hw on tuesday night it went into wednesday morning and never went to bed =D
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on May 6, 2010 1:22 AM PDT up reply actions
try a hangover
"Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child."
-Ron Wild
hahaha. no.
that comment in was sarcasm font. thanks for the reminder though.
...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on May 6, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions
stupid dumbface comcast internet and not being able to work at all.
I’ma drop kick my modem into the pool in a minute. We’ll see how that works out. lateskies junkers
Cake or Death?
OH NO!!!
I overslept and didn’t get back in time to say goodbye to idol and wish him luck in his bedgecation :(
GOOD LUCK IDOL!! I LOVE YOU, TAKE CARE! WE’LL BE WAITING FOR YOU…
He just texted me
And said if you really cared you wouldn’t have overslept.
He is blunt, but honest FFA!
#52
I'm glad he's finally gone
I never liked the guy. Anyone who worships a false idol isn’t OK in my book.
My first impression was....
….why is Richard Nixon wearing a cape??
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
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