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i junk, you junk, we junk - 5/30/10

The Dalai Lama of Tibet made an appearance in Portland today,
stopping by to give some timely spiritual leadership.

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tominhawaii in much need of some spiritual guidance to supplement his
Hawaiian beer shampoo, especially enjoyed the words of enlightenment. 
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At one point an imposter elbowed his way into the crowd, and
seemingly very pious, demanded that he was in fact the true Dalai Lama.
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Seizing control of the podium he said, "look at my pointy ears."

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While there was indeed a striking resemblance….
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a nearby reporter yelled out, "hey…aren’t you just holding up your fingers by the side of your head?" Whereby the imposter said, "no...... I'm not just holding up my fingers - THIS -  is just holding up my fingers", which immediately excited the crowd into a highly frenzied state of spiritual awareness.  (Photo not shown out of respect for women and children)


fanfaraway overwhelmed with exhilaration and in an effort to prevent herself from fainting,
promptly put a veil over her eyes. Although it has been reportedly rumored that she denies even owning a veil,
and has spoken out against them abhorrently,  a picture is certainly worth a thousand words!

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(Listen fanfaraway, make up your mind which side of the fence you’re on.)



mortimer looked on in mild amusement at the unfolding events.
Stunningly, his toupee matched quite well with his facial stubble.

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annthefan decided to call it a day saying,

 "I think I’ll junk it up the rest of the day."


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The imposter was seen later that day having adorned his living room with black & red and
 insisting he was a clairvoyant unicorn prophet, with far more wisdom than any hyped up Llama.
Hence, the sun in is his wall hanging is depicted with several unicorny horns.
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