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JD 5-17

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http://www.junkdrawerblog.com

http://housekeeping.about.com/od/kitchenideas/ss/junkdrawer.htm

http://www.pahomann.com/jd/jd.php

http://www.junkdrawermedia.com/

 

 

http://www.junk-drawer-mind.com/drupal 

http://www.etsy.com/shop/junkdrawers

Seventy Five Words. Seventy Five Words. Seventy Five Words. Seventy Five Words. Seventy Five Words. Seventy Five Words. Worst Junk Ever. Seventy Five Words.

I love when i find batteries, tape, pencils or pens i didn't think i had. What do you find in your junk drawers that surprise you? 

Poll
Peanut Butter...
Chunky
13 votes
Smooth
10 votes
Gross
0 votes
Yes Please
7 votes

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I am intriged by this new show (starting in june)

The Good Guys

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on May 17, 2010 7:44 AM PDT reply actions  

could be good

i liked colin hanks in orange county actually, i like light silly movies.

by appel82 on May 17, 2010 7:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am gonna try this one out too

Memphis Beat

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on May 17, 2010 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

On sandwiches, smooth, but in fusion cooking, chunky.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 7:47 AM PDT reply actions  

It was poll=fail.

There was no option for yes.

"[S]ince men enjoyed very great leisure, they used it to pursue many kinds of commodities unknown to their fathers, and that was that first yoke they placed upon themselves without thinking about it, and the first source of evils the prepared for their descendants. For, besides continuing thus to soften body and mind, as these commodities had lost almost all their pleasantness through habit, and as they had at the same time degenerated into true needs, being deprived of them became much more cruel than possessing them was sweet; and people were unhappy to lose them without being happy to have them." -Jean-Jacques Rousseau

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by T Darkstar on May 17, 2010 7:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe the secret message is right.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 8:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

alright, just for you, i added a yes please option.

by appel82 on May 17, 2010 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

stop pandering to the masses

"I told somebody to stop crying," Pendergraph said after the game. "Actually, I told them all to stop crying."

by cornplant on May 17, 2010 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

okay, just for you.

by appel82 on May 17, 2010 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

thanks

"I told somebody to stop crying," Pendergraph said after the game. "Actually, I told them all to stop crying."

by cornplant on May 17, 2010 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

But it says yes, as though I wanted it.

I was hoping for something that would include chunky, smooth and gross. The way you have it phrased is as though people eat the stuff instead of what it is really intended for.

"[S]ince men enjoyed very great leisure, they used it to pursue many kinds of commodities unknown to their fathers, and that was that first yoke they placed upon themselves without thinking about it, and the first source of evils the prepared for their descendants. For, besides continuing thus to soften body and mind, as these commodities had lost almost all their pleasantness through habit, and as they had at the same time degenerated into true needs, being deprived of them became much more cruel than possessing them was sweet; and people were unhappy to lose them without being happy to have them." -Jean-Jacques Rousseau

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by T Darkstar on May 17, 2010 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

If Greg works out any more, his muscles are going to tear all his bones in half.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 8:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Already?

The last time that guy was even on a NBA court was game three of the Houston/LA playoffs last year.

Logical descriptions of complex worlds contain within themselves the seeds of their own limitation. A world that was simple enough to be fully known would be too simple to contain conscious observers who might know it.

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on May 17, 2010 8:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

mondays…..

not a big fan

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 7:56 AM PDT reply actions  

You seen Bronson yet?

crazy film

Logical descriptions of complex worlds contain within themselves the seeds of their own limitation. A world that was simple enough to be fully known would be too simple to contain conscious observers who might know it.

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on May 17, 2010 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

no i’ve heard about it though.

i might check it out.

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Correction

I love when i find batteries, tape, pencils or pens money i didn’t think i had

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on May 17, 2010 8:00 AM PDT reply actions  

Since I started using cards to pay for most stuff, I haven’t had this feeling for a long time. I miss it. I may just hide some cash in a winter coat so I can get that feeling again next December.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 8:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

So.....that being said

how long before they stop calling them “checking accounts” and start calling them “debit accounts”??

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on May 17, 2010 8:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

When people stop using checks at the grocery store.

I expect to see grandma’s using checks, but the other day I was at Costco, and a perfectly normal looking 40 year old guy was paying by check. It took forever, and I couldn’t believe someone under 70 was using a check.

People: stop with the checks already. Unless you are paying bills, but that is risky. I had my mail stolen, and someone copied my check to buy about $300 worth of stuff from Fred Meyer.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

i was suprised when my ma started using a debit card

she is a granny so that was suprising. she still writes the amount in her check book though. still faster than writing it all out.

"I told somebody to stop crying," Pendergraph said after the game. "Actually, I told them all to stop crying."

by cornplant on May 17, 2010 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

i was just looking through all the movies i’ve rated on Netflix. the 3 star rating is tough. my range of “good movie” to “not good but not bad” is pretty wide in those 3 star ratings. the 1 and 2 star ratings are pretty straightforward.

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 8:30 AM PDT reply actions  

i’m just going to give this a three star rating and not actually either read it or have an opinion on it.

netflix’s opinion of me kind of freaks me out; especially the movies, that it’s like “most members think this is almost a 4 but you’ll probably think it’s a 2”

by EvilKaramazov on May 17, 2010 8:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

That is a little condescending of them.

The opinions expressed in this commentary are solely those of Ash.

by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

i think, they think, i hate everyone.

by EvilKaramazov on May 17, 2010 8:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don't you?

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on May 17, 2010 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

they’ve actually done a pretty good job with rating stuff for me so far. there are exceptions though, like Big Fan. they had it almost 4 stars for me and i rated it 2.

in instances where they think most members like it a lot but they don’t think i will i think, “they must know how good my taste in film is.”

it’s cause i’m a snob.

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

on some stuff, but the result is the only thing suggested to me are tartovsky and kurosawa movies. it’s like how much soviet samurai can one man handle

by EvilKaramazov on May 17, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

I get loads of Kurosawa, and I’ve already got all his films on Criterion(the ones that were available on Criterion, I’m very very excited for the Eclipse set with his earliest films).

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on May 17, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

i used to get drunk and watch kurosawa and then it’s western equivalent… but none of my friends seem to be interested in samurai or cowboys..

by EvilKaramazov on May 17, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

you need new friends

though i could have the same complaint

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on May 17, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

i know a girl who wants to watch kung fu w/ me; it’s almost like office space. But, she doesn’t drink and i think she suspects I’m a drunk.

by EvilKaramazov on May 17, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaha

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

i should add you as a friend on netflix so i can see what movies you watch and slowly attempt to become like you in every way.

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol.. you’ll be cursed w/ all the transformer cartoons i watch and foreign stuff.

by EvilKaramazov on May 17, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude im in..

i like the same nonsense as you

also i watched bad lieutanent last night.. the original.. was not expecting to see harvey’s keitel

by GreatOden'sRaven on May 17, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

i really enjoyed the new BL with Cage. i found it very entertaining. how was the original?

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’ll have to queue that one up too.

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

the secret in college, was to drink National Bohemian beer (from baltimore) and watch repo man.

by EvilKaramazov on May 17, 2010 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

for me it was a 22 of Little Kings and Dead Alive

The opinions expressed in this commentary are solely those of Ash.

by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, yeah. I used to watch that back in college. It’s great. I like the new one, in so far as cage is crazy and on drugs.

by EvilKaramazov on May 17, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

i want to watch that movie. after i watch oldboy, and the host tonight

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice, glad you're watching Oldboy

it is teh amazingness.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on May 17, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

skip The Host. watch BL instead. I was disappointed with The Host.

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

i might just watch unforgiven or tgtb&tu instead, for tongiht

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

no no no. for sure watch Oldboy.

if you really wanna see The Host then go ahead, but if it’s a no big deal thing to you, then i’d watch something else instead. you can do what you want. you might like The Host more than i did.

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, i’m going to watch oldboy here in a few minutes. i’m just saying i might watch some westerns afterwards

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

i watched Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid again this weekend for the first time in probably 10-12 years. really cool.

next western i watch will be The Professionals.

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

ne’er seen it

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

i already get a lot of foreign recommendations.

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

this has happened to me before

the worst is when they get jealous, but they don’t want to be with you.
btw tried por que no, i liked it, rated accurately.

by appel82 on May 17, 2010 8:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh yeah, tacos. I try to ride to the one on hawthorne for lunch sometimes; it’s best to get there a little after 11:30—it won’t be crazy. You can sit, enjoy a newspaper and a taco.

by EvilKaramazov on May 17, 2010 8:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

That guy should study the Ladder Theory. From that point forward, he won't get stuck in the friend zone.

This is an issue that plagues both genders; yet, since I’m a guy, I feel more comfortable giving advice from a male perspective. So, with regards to any men out there who are friends with a woman and want more out of the relationship, you must be upfront with them immediately and don’t let things drag out over time.

Oh, and if she doesn’t want to take the relationship to a further level, then it’s up to you as the guy to cut ties with her altogether; otherwise, she’s just using you for friendship and, as a result, you’re wasting your time on a lost cause.

In essence, my advice to guys is only be friends with a woman to start with if that’s all you’ll ever want out of things between the two of you. If you want more from the get-go, though, then make your intentions clear as day. That way, there’ll be no confusion over a long period of time and, more importantly, things won’t end on an awkward note.

by AK1984 on May 17, 2010 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

That was funny

and pretty true

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on May 17, 2010 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha!

i just don’t get why people post these kind of things on craigslist.

loveisrespect

by portlandgiirl91 on May 17, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m waiting for that zero punctuation thing of red dead.

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

that probably won’t be until next week or the week after

by EvilKaramazov on May 17, 2010 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

you mean by the time i don’t care what the reviewers say? haha

chances this games isn’t completely awesome are about 1% right?

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

well, it might be short—it could be in 16 hours you’ve beaten it. I think that’s a very reasonable expectation that I’m hearing murmured around as a possible point of disappointment

by EvilKaramazov on May 17, 2010 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

16 hours seems ok to me. cause that probably is just the time to beat the main missions. there’s a ton of other stuff to do from what i hear. plus we’ll have our posse and we can get in to all kinds of shenanigans. don’t tell cloudy, but i’m gonna shoot him in the knee first chance i get.

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

you shoot my knee, i shoot your horse

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh crap…..

in a couple weekend we’ll have to put this posse thing together. as soon as we’ve all had a chance to play a little bit.

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

rockstar’s games are all like that. the game takes up a ton of time, getting you to do side missions and lassoing nuns.

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

i can’t wait to pick it up tomorrow. i’m considering taking a sick day. Red Dead all day and then Lost.

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m picking it up tonight at 11:30

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

goin to my morning class

get out at 11 then head to the mall (right next to skoo), then skipping my afternoon class

by Dirty Socks on May 17, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

lost on tuesday?

lessssss go #52

by dougall5505 on May 17, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep. penultimate episode.

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

and then the finale is sunday or next sunday?

lessssss go #52

by dougall5505 on May 17, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

sunday the 23rd. episode is from 9 to 11:30. with a 2 hour retrospective before that.

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

and then some alternative endings on kimmel afterwards. should be sweet.

lessssss go #52

by dougall5505 on May 17, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, we’re getting a crew together, gonna rope and visit the brothel

by EvilKaramazov on May 17, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

keep yur boots on!

The opinions expressed in this commentary are solely those of Ash.

by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

and my hat and my gun, that’s all i need.

by EvilKaramazov on May 17, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’ve got a ps3, along w/ dtl and cloudy.

by EvilKaramazov on May 17, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

altright

then im in your posse

PS3 ftw

by GreatOden'sRaven on May 17, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really shoulda gotten it for PS3

so many more people in here are getting it on PS3!

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on May 17, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep. but you made DS happy. so that’s good.

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

hee hee

yep.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on May 17, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do have both

working since I turned 15 FTW, even though I’m broke as heck now. And I preordered from Amazon so it’d be hard to switch. And I feel like this is the kind of game that people need to communicate and I don’t have a mic for my PS3

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on May 17, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

you can use any bluetooth headset if you have one

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't unfortunately.

not having a working car has led me to not needing to buy a bluetooth. And I really don’t have any desire to be that dude on the bus or walking around seemingly talking to himself

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on May 17, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

settings > accessory settings > manage bluetooth devices

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep. dougall also has a ps3

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

ya i know

he was online yesterday.. amused me

by GreatOden'sRaven on May 17, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

you were too scared to play me?

lessssss go #52

by dougall5505 on May 17, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

i was playing FF13..

just saw the little popup

also i would destroy you

by GreatOden'sRaven on May 17, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha we’ll see. i just tried to log in but it wouldn’t let me. weird.

lessssss go #52

by dougall5505 on May 17, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

convenient

The opinions expressed in this commentary are solely those of Ash.

by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

fine i’ll try again

lessssss go #52

by dougall5505 on May 17, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

wtz?
“an error has occurred. you have been signed out of playstationnetwork. (80028E02)

lessssss go #52

by dougall5505 on May 17, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me and DS

and at least one other person (I forget whom) are getting on on Xbox

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on May 17, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah that's right

Mortimer is gonna come back all sophisticated from being in Europe so long. He’ll be too cool for BEdge and way too cool for video games. :-)

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on May 17, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mortimer has xbox also. not sure if he’s getting this game though

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

he'll be perfectly willing to a duel promptly after tea time

The opinions expressed in this commentary are solely those of Ash.

by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

i call first in the brothel.

unless we all have enough money to get our own…..

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

that game looks really good too

but I decided I’ll wait on that one

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on May 17, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

5 years wouldn't have been long enough ago.

Before Red Dead Redemption was Red Dead Revolver
back in 2004.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on May 17, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

GUN was a fun game, although it will probably pale in comparison to redemption

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

i played RD Revolver. it was kinda fun.

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

the lack of the western genre is video games surprises me.

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

The difficult thing is that it has to look realistic to have the same weight as classic Ford and Italo Westerns

It’s easier to make shooters in space killing monsters or guys that look like out of Star Wars. Even military shooters looked crappy until fairly recently.

by Norsktroll on May 17, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

i used to play the demo of this game to death:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HhRBhU5JQA

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh man! i remember that game! i had that for pc and played it all the time.

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

i only had the demo, which was the very beginning in the town where you rob the bank and then fight a powerful gunslinger dude with dual shotguns

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

bummer. i wonder if my old floppy disks of that game are still around my dad’s house somewhere. that’d be kinda crazy if they are.

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think this has been linked. On Greg Oden’s blog (he never updates) is a old video of him. Look to the sidebar in the My Videos section.

The opinions expressed in this commentary are solely those of Ash.

by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 8:51 AM PDT reply actions  

Odd soccer injury story that could have some impact on the upcoming world cup

In the English FA Cup final, Chelsea’s Michael Ballack who is the team captain of the German national team got rudely fouled by Kevin-Prince Boateng, who is a national team player for Ghana. Now Ballack has a ligament damage in his ankle, and will miss the world championships severely reducing the chances of his team. While getting up there in age he’s still one of the most dangerous players and the team leader. Kind of like if the Blazers would miss Roy or maybe more aptly a team like the Spurs missing Duncan. Ghana is in Germany’s group, so Boateng also made life a bit easier for his team though it is debatable if it was a an intentional flagrant foul or just a very dumb/hard/unlucky one, and ensured a game that will likely be led very hard.

To make things even weirder, Kevin-Prince Boateng has two brothers, George and Jerome. Guess what Jerome is: Another national team player for Germany, since he has dual citizenship.

by Norsktroll on May 17, 2010 9:04 AM PDT reply actions  

Chelsea is about as cursed as the Blazers are in terms of injuries

They had no healthy defensive subs by the end of the year.

But because there is no salary cap, they are so deep it didn’t matter.

BLUE IS THE COLOUR!

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by skywaker9 on May 17, 2010 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not a big Chelsea fan, but I’m sad for Ballack. He always has bad luck in the big tournaments getting to the finals and then being injured, being suspended (2002 took a yellow card to prevent South Korea from scoring that cost him the finals against Brazil), or just having a bad day and losing. He’s kind of like Karl Malone or other NBA players who everyone knows are good but never got it all together to win titles.

by Norsktroll on May 17, 2010 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know, I like him

I hope another Chelsea player, Essien, is fit for the cup for Ghana. If he isn’t, Ghana is in serious trouble.

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by skywaker9 on May 17, 2010 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno, the Germans were pretty lucky to make it as far as they did in ’02 and ’06, and the final in Euro ’08. They were clearly in the weaker side of the bracket in ’02 and ’08, and were very lucky to get by Argentina on penalties after being largely outplayed in ’06 (awful coaching by Pekerman let them back into it).

So I’d say Ballack has been more lucky to get as far as he has than a guy who’s never gotten together. I’d also say his performances have been largely outstanding in those tournament runs, so he doesn’t deserve a Malone-like reputation for crapping the bed when it matters.

by atomiccafe on May 17, 2010 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, Doug Gottlieb is out of his mind.

If anyone is Adam Morrison in the 2010 NBA Draft, it’s Luke Babbitt.

Furthermore, I see Gottlieb is another person who wrongly compares Gordon Hayward to Mike Miller. No, Gottlieb, Miller is actually athletic rather than just deceptively fluid, ultra-efficient from the field rather than a streak shooter, and uses his crafty handles to be a willing passer rather than a selfish ball hog. Hayward, however, is an exact carbon copy of Mike Dunleavy, Jr., with no M&M added in whatsoever.

Also, Gottlieb is a loon if he believes Greg Monroe — who’s just another power soft forward in the mold of LMA/David West — is a top-three talent; that’s preposterous! Evan Turner, DeMarcus Cousins, and Derrick Favors are all clearly ahead of Monroe — although I’m not sold on Favors as the next Amar’e Stoudemrie, but that’s not the point here — while there’s another 4 to 8 prospects (e.g., . Al-Farouq Aminu, Cole Aldrich, Patrick Patterson, et al.) who are arguably better than him, too.

by AK1984 on May 17, 2010 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

every draft class

needs a white guy to talk about.

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by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who's the third one?

Unless you mean Kyle Singler, who I agree is overhyped; he should’ve left Duke early to swindle some NBA team into picking him in the first round this year.

by AK1984 on May 17, 2010 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

RIP Dio

Rudy, Rudy, Rudy,
Roy, Roy, Roy!

by joelor on May 17, 2010 9:26 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Indeed....plus he invented this....which is cool

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on May 17, 2010 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

^^AK's Grandpa?

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on May 17, 2010 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

that’s awesome. you gotta get him a pale blue suit

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

a sheriff’s uniform could be tougher to attain.

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nah....that is actually easy

They have stores for that…..Din’t you even watch Paul Blart Mall Cop??

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on May 17, 2010 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

uh….no. i didn’t watch Paul Blart Mall Cop

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Actually....I thought it was a fluffy fun little movie

Kevin James is charming

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on May 17, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

i do like Kevin James. he was really good in Hitch.

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

It is basically a comic version of Die Hard

set in a shopping mall

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by 92wastheyear on May 17, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Plus it had...

this gem on the soundtrack

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on May 17, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I need to watch it again

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on May 17, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

it is one of the very few romantic comedies i enjoy.

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

You wanted to hire him, didn't you?

He is a fictional character…fyi

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on May 17, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

i really did…..

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

YouTube’s viewership now exceeds that of all three networks combined during their "primetime" evening time slot, with over two billion views per day, Google announced on Sunday.

linx

by EvilKaramazov on May 17, 2010 9:34 AM PDT reply actions  

how is that a problem?

It potentially allows marketers to focus on specific markets much better than tv.

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by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

At a fraction of the price to content producers and advertisers

And just as doubious target group selection and buyer behavior influence. You are trading the proverbial cent for the dollar. There are only a handful of web video producers who can live well from it (Revision3, TWIT, etc.)

by Norsktroll on May 17, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

come on dude…..you play a killer musician from what i hear…..

you’re just fine in the cool category.

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

“play” should be “are”

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

well, i was mostly giving them credit, but thanks.

by appel82 on May 17, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thierry Henry is going to sign with the New York Red Bulls of MLS.

by jksnake99 on May 17, 2010 9:36 AM PDT reply actions  

truly

but he is by far the most accomplished player to come to the MLS, over the hill or not. He was a top-5 player from 2002-05, and might have been the best player in the world in 03/04.

by atomiccafe on May 17, 2010 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, and when used right he might still be more productive than he was recently in Spain where they used him on the wing and made him fairly useless. He needs to play inside.

by Norsktroll on May 17, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

that is a myth

there is plenty going on on the outside, too.

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by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think ULC just set the world’s record for longest comment in the Bayless thread.

by atomiccafe on May 17, 2010 9:47 AM PDT reply actions  

that is pretty long; I don’t know if it’s the biggest. Late last summer I would word count some comments. There were some really big ones, especially from dave.

by EvilKaramazov on May 17, 2010 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

he can do that

sure.

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by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 9:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

inadvertant comment

there is now an even longer version as a FanPost….good stuff btw

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on May 17, 2010 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

ya just caught that. His Bayless stuff is always a good read. My Bayless defenses are just a cheap imitations.

by atomiccafe on May 17, 2010 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

There is nothing wrong with cheap

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on May 17, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hate that crap

Just because someone doesn’t know how to make their point succinctly, doesn’t mean they need to make it a fanpost or that it is even worth reading. He’s always pulling that crap.

by tominhawaii on May 17, 2010 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't hate it, but i certainly don't read it all.

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by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

I might agree 100% with him

I just hate fanposts were folks think their comment in another thread is worth it’s own fanpost. If it started out as a comment, it should stay as a comment.

by tominhawaii on May 17, 2010 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

it would be ironic

If you formed an alliance with ULC to rail on Miller by propping up his backup.

But I would enjoy it.

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by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

he didn’t mean to post it as a comment, and I think there’s enough substance in it to be worth a fanpost even if it’s a similar topic to the FP post.

by atomiccafe on May 17, 2010 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

I respectfully disagree

ULC does that almost every time there is a main page Bayless post. It’s no different than what Arron Sass used to do when Dave wrote a game recap and then Sass wrote his own.

by tominhawaii on May 17, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, Aaron Sass was just writing altogether superfluous game recaps.

ULC, however, is writting a dissenting opinion to Dave’s Jerryd Bayless write-up.

So, even though I disagree with ULC’s opinions on Bayless, I don’t mind him voicing it.

by AK1984 on May 17, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

isn’t that the purpose of the comment system though? to voice dissenting or agreeing opinions on a topic in the main post

John Hancock

by The Arkitect on May 17, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Since we could have a Boston v. Phoenix NBA Finals this season, here's a clip from the 1976 NBA Finals.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rVmbrcI1gM

Oh, and if the fans freaked out like that this day and age, the 24-hour news cycle would have a field day with it.

by AK1984 on May 17, 2010 10:09 AM PDT reply actions  

I like that the scorer's table is an actual folding table.

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by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, ESPN Radio has some awesome announcing teams for the Conference Finals.

Eastern Conference Finals: Jim Durham & Dr. Jack Ramsay
Western Conference Finals: Kevin Calabro & Hubie Brown

http://www.espnmediazone3.com/us/2010/05/cavaliersceltics-game-6-%E2%80%93-espn%E2%80%99s-second-most-viewed-basketball-game/

It’s a sad state of affairs when both radio announcing crews are better than the three-man TV annoucing crew of Mike Breen, Mark Jackson, and Jeff Van Gundy — with Doris Burke roaming the sidelines, as well as Stuart Scott, Magic Johnson, Jon Barry, and Michael Wilbon spouting nonsense in studio — but that’s just the way the cookie crumbles.

by AK1984 on May 17, 2010 10:30 AM PDT reply actions  

i need one of those devices you can use to slow down your radio 10 seconds to make it match the TV.

by atomiccafe on May 17, 2010 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

That studio crew is unwatchable. I still think the Breen/Jackson/JVG booth is pretty good though, if annoying at times.

by jksnake99 on May 17, 2010 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

'do they have any timeouts left'

isn’t that your job to remember that dude?!

by appel82 on May 17, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

JVG can be annoying to be sure

He always KNOWS what is best.

Oh and for Jackson, Mama there goes that bad commentary.

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by skywaker9 on May 17, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't mind Mike Breen and do enjoy Jeff Van Gundy as an analyst, although I loathe Mark Jackson.

Regarding Breen, though, I’d much rather can him and bring Brad Nessler back from the college ranks, as well as tell Jackson to take a hike — or finally try his hand at coaching — and beg Doc Rivers to take another stab at color commentating. Yet, if Rivers stays on with the Boston Celtics, then bring back that goofball Tom Tolbert to use in that role.

Oh, now that I thought more about it, I’ve got a play-by-play man even better and more accomplished to replace Breen with than Nessler: Brent Musburger. The Portland native is still employed at ABC/ESPN and, moreover, he’s got a knack for basketball that dates back to the ’70s. If nothing else, Musburger, Tolbert, and Van Gundy would make for one interesting announcing crew.

by AK1984 on May 17, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Musberger and Herbstreit on College FB is an awesome duo

I always enjoy their broadcasts.

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by skywaker9 on May 17, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

haha Tom Tolbert. He’s pretty funny on Bay Area sports radio.

by jksnake99 on May 17, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tom Tolbert : Basketball :: Petros Papadakis : Football.

Unlike Tolbert, though, Papadakis’ shrill voice grates on my nevers.

by AK1984 on May 17, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think if i recall

he is retiring after the season from all sports.. maybe wrong but i think i heard that about Musburger

by GreatOden'sRaven on May 17, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd rather see Mike Tirico instead of Stuart Scott, Tim Legler instead of Jon Barry, Mark Jones ...

instead of Michael Wilbon, and a reporter like Ric Bucher or Marc Stein instead of the unnecessary Magic Johnson. Wow, it shows how much I hate Barry when I stump for a subpar in-studio analyst like Legler.

by AK1984 on May 17, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, and if ESPN wants a so-called ambassador to the game on its set, then bring back Bill ...

Walton over Magic Johnson. Walton may ramble a lot and go off on nonsensical tangents, but at least he isn’t a boring dullard ol’ Earvin.

by AK1984 on May 17, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really enjoy hearing Ramsay do the analysis on the radio.

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by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like Mike Breen

although it seemed odd to have JVG announcing an Orlando game. I guess the announcing teams stay together.

by Section323 on May 17, 2010 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Red Dead 360 review from IGN

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 10:33 AM PDT reply actions  

9.7/10.. wow this game is getting some seriously great reviews

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep. no PS3 review until tomorrow it looks like. but i don’t expect anything under 9.5.

this game is like Jason Heyward or something

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

J-Hey can hit a breaking ball….

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

baseball is slowly sucking me in, DTL.

What happens when all these good players become FAs though? The Yankees and Red Sox will get Carl Crawford and Cliff Lee.

#52

by Cablinasian on May 17, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lee may well be traded this year.

by jksnake99 on May 17, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I fully expect him to be; the M’s are pretty close to done. He’ll be a FA either way.

#52

by Cablinasian on May 17, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

i hope not……

i still believe the M’s can turn it around. what about going and getting Pat Burrell now that he’s been designated?

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

a third aging DH who can’t hit or play the field? Langerhans would be a better DH. Bradley would as well.

#52

by Cablinasian on May 17, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s still got more power than anyone else on the M’s. haha. i don’t know how i’d feel about them getting him either to tell you the truth.

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

my thing is, why take this year and waste Cliff Lee on a pretty small chance at the playoffs? Trade off Lee and whoever else and bring in some real prospects to play with Ackley, Felix, Guti, and co. There’s no sense in wasting Lee and letting him leave for a few picks.

#52

by Cablinasian on May 17, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

you gotta resign em

if you play the midseason “well if we are going to lose him anyway” game you end up trading Mark Texiera for some loser like Casey Kotchman

by GreatOden'sRaven on May 17, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

his agent basically said we aren’t resigning him. He’s the only big FA pitcher on the market and expects to field offers from 15 teams and make a boatload of money.

#52

by Cablinasian on May 17, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

never heard his agent say that

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

or you get Hanley Ramirez for Josh Beckett and Mike Lowell, as opposed to getting nothing for them.

by jksnake99 on May 17, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was a rare trade

you always get like .30 to the dollar in midseason deals

by GreatOden'sRaven on May 17, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

they’re losing him for sure anyway. Cliff Lee is one of the best pitchers in baseball, and teams probably like that he’s proven himself in the playoffs. Getting something for him instead of wasting him in a 75 win season is important.

#52

by Cablinasian on May 17, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

somebody will give up a legit prospect for him.

by jksnake99 on May 17, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

whoever gets him raises their title chances substantially, so I gotta figure the M’s can get something pretty good.

#52

by Cablinasian on May 17, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

When you trade for prospects, its obviously hit or miss, but there are plenty of examples of a contender sending elite prospects for an aging star.

by jksnake99 on May 17, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe sabean will trade him for buster posey, since the giants don’t need a hitter and they need a 5th starter!

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

also, they don’t need a catcher!

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

someone proposed that on LL today.

#52

by Cablinasian on May 17, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

sabean’s dumb enough to consider it

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buster Posey isn’t ready. Triple A baseball sucks. Everyone knows that.

by jksnake99 on May 17, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll tell uncle Brian that he better give up a lot more than that. we want Pablo!!!!

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Posey may well be better than Pablo sooner rather than later once you factor in position. Pablo was a catcher in the minors— he’d likely be a catcher still in a lot of organizations.

Of course, the Giants would never trade Panda. Dude sells tickets like mad.

by jksnake99 on May 17, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I learned in my time spent at Fangraphs that positional adjustments mean a good player at catcher is really valuable. Yay for me.

#52

by Cablinasian on May 17, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, there’s a real paucity of catchers who can hit at a high level.

by jksnake99 on May 17, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep, good hitting catchers are pretty valuable. another reason why mauer is teh awesome

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's more than awesome

hes amazing

every team wishes they had gotten him

by GreatOden'sRaven on May 17, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude was a great quarterback in high school too. i believe he was the #1 recruit in the country for both baseball and football.

aaaand he also stuck with his hometown team, instead of going to nyy or bos, another reason that he’s teh awesome

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just hope the FAs go to NY and not Boston. I can’t take more Simmons

#52

by Cablinasian on May 17, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m tired of both those teams. but i’d still prefer boston to get the big names over ny. red sox winning is better than yankees winning.

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard some analyst say they worried about the contract because they weren’t sure how long he could play catcher. Is this a dumb opinion?

#52

by Cablinasian on May 17, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

depends on who said it. haha

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

fwiw, i think it’s pretty dumb

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

catchers knees get shoddy pretty quick

ever seen Major League?

by GreatOden'sRaven on May 17, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he has to move to DH due to injuries/wear and tear, his value would drop to the point where he’d be overpaid.

I dunno though. Since there’s no guarantee that happens and he’s the absolute best hitter in the AL even regardless of position, its not a particularly bad contract.

by jksnake99 on May 17, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

he can also switch to a position. biggio switched from C to 2B

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

compared with the Ryan Howard contract, its a tremendous bargain.

by jksnake99 on May 17, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaha yeah.

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Biggio also played CF. incredible athlete.

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

my great knowledge acquired in the last few days at fangraphs has taught me that shortstop, catcher, and center field are very important positions.

#52

by Cablinasian on May 17, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

just from a defensive standpoint, they get first priority over everyone else to field a ball

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

that is very true.

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m telling you DTL, the basic stats at fangraphs are not intimidating at all.

I think the biggest leap you’d have to make is that pitcher performance is well judged by what kind of batted ball types they give up.

#52

by Cablinasian on May 17, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha. yeah. it’s not an intimidation thing for me. they just aren’t that important. i enjoy the game plenty without the stats. they’re just measuring sticks.

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would say CF is becoming less so, not because it isn’t a crucial position, but simply because there are a lot of quality CFs out there right now.

by jksnake99 on May 17, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s such a killer for the teams that don’t have a good CFer.

#52

by Cablinasian on May 17, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, there is a ton of athleticism at that position right now. Not having a good one definitely hurts you.

by jksnake99 on May 17, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

it is sick that the Rays have Crawford and Upton in the outfield. That’s a lot of fast. and then Zobrist.

#52

by Cablinasian on May 17, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, although Upton’s career is in real danger of being a huge disappointment. He needs to start living up to his potential.

by jksnake99 on May 17, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s no Franklin Gutierrez.

#52

by Cablinasian on May 17, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

rownads :(

although he has been pretty decent so far this year

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s been pretty solid, yeah.

by jksnake99 on May 17, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

5 tool CFs will always be highly highly sought after

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is a really long Baseball thread

Yeah, you know what I’m thinking

John Hancock

by The Arkitect on May 17, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't wait for August

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by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

tons of good young CFs out there

McCutcheon
Gutierrez
Kemp
Austin Jackson
Victorino
Bourn
Chris Young
Upton
Granderson
Span
Rasmus
Carlos Gonzalez

by jksnake99 on May 17, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope. catchers deteriorate faster than other positions. they’ll switch him to 1st base or DH at some point.

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

if he can give them another 5 years at C, its well worth it. If he switches to DH next year, they overpaid big time.

by jksnake99 on May 17, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah i agree. i wouldn’t expect Mauer to have to change positions until age 30 or 31. then he’ll have several more good years at 1B or DH. i think it’d be more likely they move Mauer to 1B and Morneau to DH. especially considering Morneau’s history of back trouble.

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I worry on a regular basis about the Giants trading Posey and/or Bumgarner for a Lance Berkman type.

by jksnake99 on May 17, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too.

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah GOR, or you get Hanley Ramirez and Mike Lowell. BOOYAH.

#52

by Cablinasian on May 17, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t do a midseason deal, then. TRADE NOW FIRESALE FIRESALEFIRESALEFIRESALE

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Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will trade you Tim Hudson

and any outfielder not named heyward for him

by GreatOden'sRaven on May 17, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

unless they think they can resign him. which is possible. they have until July 31 to trade him. plenty of time for the team to turn around. plus, the longer they wait, the more they’re likely to get as teams will be desperate for a guy like Lee for their playoff push.

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

They shouldn’t trade him immediately, for sure. If they turn it around and feel like they have a chance to re-sign him, things change.

I don’t expect this to occur.

by jksnake99 on May 17, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

they will be bidding against the entire league for his services. The fact is that they don’t have money to compete with either NY team, either LA team, or Boston.

#52

by Cablinasian on May 17, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

i guess they’ll have to see what the market is.

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lee is the only big free agent pitcher now that Beckett is extended.

#52

by Cablinasian on May 17, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty confident that’s not the answer. I think the M’s are pretty close to done.

by jksnake99 on May 17, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

that’s really not good. i didn’t realize Burrell had fallen that far

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 18, 2010 7:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

i really really hope the giants go after crawford. unfortunately, smart money is on them overpaying jayson werth in like a 7 year contract

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Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’ll be a Yankee.

#52

by Cablinasian on May 17, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

werth? or crawford?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crawford.

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

gross. he’s one of my favorite players

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep. Which sucks because Carl Crawford is awesome.

#52

by Cablinasian on May 17, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

…which is why i wish the giants would pursue him. they have the $ to do it, i believe.

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

awesome!

yeah, the Yanks, Red Sox, Dodgers, and Mets usually suck up the free agents. that’s the worst thing, by far, about baseball. the economy of the game is complete garbage. blame Scott Boras and Tom Hicks.

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy cow

I didn’t click the link, but that is dang high. I am beginning more and more to think I won’t be regretting this purchase.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on May 17, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mike Tokito is the new NBA beat writer for the O

Geoffrey Arnold now is on the soccer beat.

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by skywaker9 on May 17, 2010 10:42 AM PDT reply actions  

i wonder if this is preparation for the timbers going to the MLS and trying to get ahead of any coverage there…

by EvilKaramazov on May 17, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sure it is

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by skywaker9 on May 17, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Vice president of Rumor Mongering and Shower presence

John Hancock

by The Arkitect on May 17, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

tokito is the NBA beat writer. Quick is the Blazers beat writer.

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by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thierry Henry is coming to play in the MLS

For the NY Red Bulls, according to ESPN.

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by skywaker9 on May 17, 2010 10:52 AM PDT reply actions  

My bad

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by skywaker9 on May 17, 2010 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

j/k, you should go watch the video i posted up there though.

by atomiccafe on May 17, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

jksnake99>ESPN

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by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

John Hollinger created a "LeBron Rating," which determined that Chris Bosh would be the best fit with him.

The factors Hollinger included were usage rate (i.e., lower > higher), TS%, offensive rebound rate, turnover rate, and FG% on long 2s.

by AK1984 on May 17, 2010 10:58 AM PDT reply actions  

I can see that

Problem is that the only chances for LeBron to be with Bosh are on teams that would otherwise not be that good.

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by skywaker9 on May 17, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

not if the Chicago scenario comes to pass. Get LeBron, use the s + t to dump Lluol Deng’s salary, then sign Bosh outright.

by atomiccafe on May 17, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

In that case sure

That could be a scary team.

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by skywaker9 on May 17, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

could be?

That team would be ridiculous.

by jksnake99 on May 17, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Depends on the coach but yeah

And we could be talking dynasty with that bunch.

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by skywaker9 on May 17, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

could be?

it would be

rose/(flip murray?)/lebron/bosh/noah

holy wow

by Dirty Socks on May 17, 2010 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

conspiracy theorists are saying that is why Lebron changed his number from 23.

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by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

this is weird to me

because the only reason it matters that he changed it is if he stays in CLE. If he leaves, he can take whatever number he wants.

by atomiccafe on May 17, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Although obviously in Chicago

You can’t wear #23.

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by skywaker9 on May 17, 2010 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, I should say any available number.

by atomiccafe on May 17, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kirk Hinrich would still be there, for it'd be Luol Deng, James Johnson, and Taj Gibson ...

leaving in a massive sign-and-trade deal. Well, it’d be those three along with a bunch of draft picks and some cash considerations.

So, yeah, the lineup would be Joakim Noah/Chris Bosh/LeBron James/Hinrich/Derrick Rose.

by AK1984 on May 17, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

They would instantly become if not the favorites in the east

Certainly up there with Orlando.

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by skywaker9 on May 17, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

are you kidding me? they would be overwhelming favorites to win the title.

by jksnake99 on May 17, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Better

Rose despite his lack of outside shooting is already at least as dangerous as Mo Williams, Hinrich is as good as West or Parker, LeBron is LeBron, Bosh/Amare/Boozer would be better than Hickson or Varejao, and Noah would be better than the current iteration of Shaq and Z. And Calipari would be better than Mike Brown. And Paxson better than Danny Ferry.

by Norsktroll on May 17, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

i guess neither team has much or a bench either

by appel82 on May 17, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I bet wherever LeBron + another top free agent or draft pick will go, other vet free agents will want to go too in order to win a title.

by Norsktroll on May 17, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

that usually doesn’t work… at least not in recent memory… Lakers with Malone and Payton, Heat with Zo and Payton… maybe it was Payton

John Hancock

by The Arkitect on May 17, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

It worked for Payton on the Heat. Or for P.J. Brown and Sam Cassell and James Posey on the Celtics.

by Norsktroll on May 17, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brown and Cassell didn’t really contribute on the C’s… but you’re right about Payton, I forgot he was on the team that won one vs the Mav’s

John Hancock

by The Arkitect on May 17, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brown won them the series against the Cavs with a long jumper

by Norsktroll on May 17, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wikedy Wiki
Brown had an unexpected breakout performance which took place in Game 7 of the Eastern Conference Semifinals against the Cleveland Cavaliers on May 18, 2008, when he scored 10 points and pulled down 6 rebounds, hitting all of his four shots and making key contributions in the 4th quarter. He hit a key shot with less than two minutes left in the game as the Celtics went on to win the game 97-92.12 After the game, he told reporters: “That shot, hey, probably I would say the biggest shot of my career”.13 He also had a strong performance in Game 1 of the 2008 NBA Finals against the Los Angeles Lakers on June 5, 2008, playing increased minutes in the first Finals game of his 15-year career en route to a Celtics victory.14

by Norsktroll on May 17, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alonzo Mourning and Gary Payton worked fine together.

Yet, Karl Malone and Payton were stylistically poor fits for the Triangle offense, .

by AK1984 on May 17, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

i wonder how the dribble drive offense would work on that team

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

LeBron took a team with a mediocre coach and Varejao or Mo as the 2nd best player and won 60 games twice.

Give him Bosh and Rose? I don’t even want to think about it.

by jksnake99 on May 17, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Which is why I hope it doesn't come to pass

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by skywaker9 on May 17, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Do we think Hollinger created the rating first or decided that Bosh should top the rating, and then tweaked the numbers to make it so?

by jksnake99 on May 17, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

maybe

I really thing Stoudemire would be the best fit, at least on offense. Hits the long two, awesome off the ball movement that would really benefit from LeBron drawing attention and passing.

by atomiccafe on May 17, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oddly enough, I believe Dirk Nowitzki would theoretically be the best fit alongside LeBron James.

Nowitzki can stretch the floor further and more efficiently than Chris Bosh and Amar’e Stoudemire, as well as isn’t a complete sieve on defense with no handles like Antawn Jamison was next to him this season.

I, moreover, think that Devin Harris and Derrick Rose may cause more problems than Baron Davis. Both Harris and Rose are high-usage dribble-drive point guards — as well as youngsters looking to make their own mark in this league — while Davis, who’s undeniably an inefficient ball hog at times, might be more willing to take a backseat to James and could raise his efficiency from downtown via those open looks the “King” would afford him.

by AK1984 on May 17, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

for shame. stats would never be used in such a manner

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by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was not an advocate of resigning travis until i saw this
Travis25Outlaw: Dang just miss my show boondocks now i got to catch it @ 3am

Now i don’t see how we can’t sign him this offseason.

ps. yo idol how about last nights episode? much better. All it took was a huey heavy episode to get things back on track

by HD on May 17, 2010 11:06 AM PDT reply actions  

idol is out of the BE office. i don’t know when he’ll return.

by EvilKaramazov on May 17, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

can you answer this?

If he were to apply for an open position, would you hire him?

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by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

like i would be in a position to make decisions around here…

by EvilKaramazov on May 17, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I understand. Thank you for your help, and I’ll take your thoughts under consideration. Have a good week.

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by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

you were the last one to take from the coffee pot, and you didn’t make another pot. fyi. [i’m a stick-it note]

by EvilKaramazov on May 17, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

BTW, not refilling the pot is BAU, since our corporate mandate has been energy conservation since last year. FYI. Let’s go green, together!

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by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve turned the lights off in yore area, and put your computer in a bucket of water, for green reasons.

by EvilKaramazov on May 17, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

To: Manager

CC: EvilKaramazov
Subject: Green Matters

Hello Manager,

It has recently come to my understanding there is some confusion about the proper application of our green policy. Would you mind having our Green Energy Advocate send the latest white paper to EvilKaramazov?

Also, who do we call for maintenance issues?

Thanks!

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by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

To: Manager

CC: Name’s Ash
Subject: RE: Green Matters

Good afternoon,

After our delightful discussion on this week being Green week, I think it’s appropriate to call our attention to another color: Red. As a cubicle neighbor of Name’s Ash, I have long suspected him of communist tendencies. I’ve even overheard him making plans to enjoy Chinese food during the lunch hour. As I understand it, this undermines the nature and mission of our operation, per the employee handbook. I’d be very unfortunate to mar our pristine green week with the rhetoric of Karl Marx.

Please advise as to the next steps to convening the appropriate tribunal to question and persecute this behavior.

My signature.

by EvilKaramazov on May 17, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

To: Manager

CC: EvilKaramazov
Subject: RE: Green Matters

In addition to the confusion of the recent green policies, EK appears to need additional training and support on asian cuisine. Enjoying Japanese food on my lunch is a personal choice, and a statement clearly opposing communism.

Perhaps EK’s confusion about green week has lead him to partake in the weed, since he appears paranoid about his fellow loyal cube mates. Where are our drug testing policies found on our company’s intranet?

Thanks!

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by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

To: Human Resources

Subject: Question

Hi,

I think I’m being harassed—sexually. What do I do?

Thanks,

by EvilKaramazov on May 17, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

To: Manager

CC: Human Resources

To whom it may concern;

It has recently come to my attention the Name’s Ash and EvilKaramazov are wasting valuable company time and resources in what appears to be a lovers spat. This is causing undue distraction for myself as well as several of my colleagues as both offenders are quite vocal about their need to be “a top”. Far be it from me to tell you what to do, but in my estimation both parties would benefit from out of office counseling.

John Hancock

by The Arkitect on May 17, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is nothing wrong with being a top.

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by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

From: HR

To: EvilKaramazov
Subject: Harassment

Dear Mr. Evil,

We take your concerns very seriously. Is she pretty? If yes, enjoy. If not, we have a training video titled Disclosure in the company library that should help you deal with those cases. If she should happen to be a he, well, our company is an equal opportunity employer. But we don’t want to hear details about it.

Best,

Catbert
Director of Human Ressoures and Other Office Supplies

by Norsktroll on May 17, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

From 92

Could you all quit clicking “Reply to All” ….the rest of the company is not interested

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on May 17, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

heehee

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

well played.

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by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

what else are you and mort going to gossip about while you sword fight in the bathroom?

by EvilKaramazov on May 17, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tom...like always

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on May 17, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

i bet working with tom would be fun

by EvilKaramazov on May 17, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

To: workgroup

Please cascade this to your teams.

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by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

He would be boring to work with

all he does is Bedge

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by 92wastheyear on May 17, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tom: "Can't talk right now, ......

….something interesting is happening on the internet"

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on May 17, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

“someone is wrong about the current Blazers starting point guard.”

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by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Karma Zen Master

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_dont_lie/post/Pro-immigration-groups-to-protest-Lakers-before-?urn=nba,241514

Thanks to Phil Jackson’s support of SB1070, an Orange County political blog called Orange Juice is helping to organize a protest that will take place at today’s first game between the Suns and Lakers.

    Protest outside Staples Center on Monday May17th, at 5pm to denounce Lakers Coach Phil Jackson for his support of Racist Arizona bill SB1070.

    We all know that a great deal of our community members support the Lakers. This could potentially be a highly publicized event…since it is playoff game 1 against LOS SUNS.

    We can announce The Great March in ARIZONA on May 29th and strengthen our momentum, as well as the boycott of Arizona Diamonbacks on May 31st.People want the LAKERS to take a stand or for Phil Jackson to clarify his position on the racist bill that criminalizes fans.

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by skywaker9 on May 17, 2010 11:13 AM PDT reply actions  

Trivia time

Today is the anniversary of the first-ever TV broadcast of a sports event. Which event was it and what year?

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by skywaker9 on May 17, 2010 11:16 AM PDT reply actions  

bowling is not a sport

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by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

It wasn't bowling, it was what we could recognze as a real sport.

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by skywaker9 on May 17, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

baseball is a pasttime

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by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

hmmm……..

how about a football game (i don’t know the teams) in about 1932

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think TV was invented in 32

However….Betty White made her first TV appearance in 1939 (not kidding)

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on May 17, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

i think tv was invented in the late 20s in some form. maybe i’m wrong

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

one of the few times i was accurate

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah....a lot depends on your definition of Television

I found this quote in that same article

Philo Farnsworth gave the world’s first public demonstration of an all-electronic television system, using a live camera, at the Franklin Institute of Philadelphia on August 25, 1934, and for ten days afterwards.

But it had been in development for many, many years prior to that

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on May 17, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

In 1927, Philo Farnsworth made the world’s first working television system with electronic scanning of both the pickup and display devices,9 which he first demonstrated to the press on 1 September 1928

this would be my definition

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

See what I mean...it's all about definitions

TV wasn’t able to broadcast live (at least that is how I read it) til the mid thirties …but it could scan in material from other sources and broadcast them earlier

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on May 17, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

And in terms of the original trivia question that would be an important distinction

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on May 17, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nope

A few more minutes, I doubt anyone gets this.

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by skywaker9 on May 17, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I just cheated after guessing wrong.

Anyway, it’s a tough, yet good quiz question.

by AK1984 on May 17, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Baseball and 1964

John Hancock

by The Arkitect on May 17, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Right sport, wrong date

The first televised sports event was May 17, 1939, Princeton vs. Columbia in college baseball
http://www.americansportscastersonline.com/sportscastingfirsts.html

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by skywaker9 on May 17, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

PING!

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by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I forgot TV in its infancy had commercial appeal in the New York during the late-'30s/early-'40s.

You’d’ve had to been pretty wealthy to own a TV pre-WWII, though, as well as in the right part of the country.

by AK1984 on May 17, 2010 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey wait a second....what about this

From Wiki


The first practical use of television was in Germany. Regular television broadcasts began in Germany in 1929 and in 1936 the Olympic Games in Berlin were broadcast to television stations in Berlin and Leipzig where the public could view the games live.

1936 is way earlier than 1939

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on May 17, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

apparently the Olympics just don’t compare to the raw athleticism of college baseball

John Hancock

by The Arkitect on May 17, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

or bowling

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on May 17, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

goes with out saying

John Hancock

by The Arkitect on May 17, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

PING!

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by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

USA #1!

Nazis dont’ count. And they actually were of course.

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by skywaker9 on May 17, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

wasn’t that the Jesse Owens Olympics though?

John Hancock

by The Arkitect on May 17, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah...think so

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on May 17, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

One of the great ironies of history, that a minority spoiled Hitler’s “whites are better” Olympics by winning.

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by skywaker9 on May 17, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

What's ironic is that nobody here mentioned a sprinter named Sam Stoller

a Jew who was kept off the American Olympic team to make the Nazi’s happy.

Nazism was more about scapegoating the Jews or Communists for Germany’s ills than it was ever about this silly white power ideology that most people think it’s about now.

Logical descriptions of complex worlds contain within themselves the seeds of their own limitation. A world that was simple enough to be fully known would be too simple to contain conscious observers who might know it.

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on May 17, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

well mein kamf is a pretty powerful book, ‘inspiring’ white supremists to this day, so people tend to focus on the here and now; but that’s interesting to learn of those grey areas, i never heard of him till now.

by appel82 on May 17, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Germany itself also kept some great Jewish athletes off the team, including the favorite for the women’s high jump. There was a sad documentary about her two years ago during the IAAF world championships in Berlin. They used all kinds of tricks, incl. a disguised man to beat her in an important track meet to later be able to claim she just wasn’t the best.

by Norsktroll on May 18, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

History is written by the winner!!

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by 92wastheyear on May 17, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

They started with broadcasts from the IFA (consumer electronics show that still exists) to test out the technology

Then later added sports. But broadcasts were mainly to cinemas and public viewing shops initially since the sets were still prohibitively expensive for one person. Even in 1954 the huge majority of people still only had radio and very few had private TVs.

by Norsktroll on May 17, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

In Germany maybe

In the US, 1954, we had a TV in every single house in America….and 75% of the cars….just sayin’

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by 92wastheyear on May 17, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

if this thread is the movie contact, can you play the part of mcconaughey and I’ll be jodi foster?

by EvilKaramazov on May 17, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

How can you play the Jodi Foster role??

You hate machines…hate them

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by 92wastheyear on May 17, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

impressive

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by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, but I’m only going to heaven if it feels like hell… also, it must taste like Caramel

John Hancock

by The Arkitect on May 17, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

too bad, i could go for a rave, i haven’t been to one since new years 2000, and it sucked.

by appel82 on May 17, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

is Hot Chip really Rave music? I’m not really a raver… but I do enjoy covering my body in glo-sticks

John Hancock

by The Arkitect on May 17, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

(i want to suggest you’re a human-flesh-eating reaver)

by EvilKaramazov on May 17, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am familiar with your premise

John Hancock

by The Arkitect on May 17, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

neat; nerds come together for the best puns.

by EvilKaramazov on May 17, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

it ain’t, but at first, reminded me of ‘trance’

by appel82 on May 17, 2010 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Robin Lopez will start tonight

Good.

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by skywaker9 on May 17, 2010 11:52 AM PDT reply actions  

Whoot?

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by 92wastheyear on May 17, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

To the stove!!!

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by 92wastheyear on May 17, 2010 12:02 PM PDT reply actions  

come back with a sandwich. i’m hungry.

by EvilKaramazov on May 17, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

best quote i heard this weekend.

it was even from an actual person, not a blog or a movie or anything:

“life is an essay. written in your blood and laughter.”

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 12:08 PM PDT reply actions  

i think that essay might be self correcting.

i’m more interested in who’s reading it. hahaha

if you find out about the extra credit, let me know. i could use some too.

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by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vulcan Todd Leiweke is a finalist for sports executive of the year

http://www.sportsbusinessjournal.com/article/65801

Along with Roger Godell, Jerry Jones and Sean McManus (CBS Sports)>

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by skywaker9 on May 17, 2010 12:41 PM PDT reply actions  

That makes it sound as if Leiweke sits in all the talks about the Blazers. Does he? Does he want to do it even more?

by Norsktroll on May 17, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who knows?

Its interesting that he gets the nomination for his work with the Sounders though.

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by skywaker9 on May 17, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

What do Steve Javie and Mark Wunderlich have in common with Greg? Microfracture surgery due to cartilage problems

http://www.nba.com/2010/news/features/david_aldridge/05/17/morning.tip517/

It seems somewhat unlikely Javie will return to ref NBA games. Very nice interview by David Aldridge, who also goes through many potential destinations for LeBron in detail at the beginning of his column. Good read.

by Norsktroll on May 17, 2010 12:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Too bad really

Javie was always entertaining if not always competent.

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by skywaker9 on May 17, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did DS “Like” this group?

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by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 12:49 PM PDT reply actions  

that makes me want to join facebook just so i can quit it. hahaha

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by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

the privacy stuff isnt really bothering me

people just dont know how to manage their profiles and they’re being stupid with them so they desereved to get screwed

by Dirty Socks on May 17, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

word. That is what I thought. And if all else fails, don’t post anything you don’t want potentially broadcast across the world. All it takes is one person to take a screenshot, and post it, and your stuff is out there, regardless of your settings..

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by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baby Ruuuuuth

Sloth loves Chunk.

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by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 12:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Does anyone know why the Suns have an infatuation with Star Wars referrences?

They compared the Spurs to Vader, now the Lakers are the Emperor.

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by skywaker9 on May 17, 2010 1:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Hrmmm, strange to me this sounds.

by EvilKaramazov on May 17, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

just once, I want them to cut to Gentry in the huddle yelling “Do or do not, there is no try” at his team

John Hancock

by The Arkitect on May 17, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gentry is nothing but a nerf herder.

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by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

just don’t call him scruffy lookin

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by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, it just seems to be getting worse the longer i investigate. initially at the price, i didn’t understand why they weren’t sold out.

by EvilKaramazov on May 17, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gateway

The computer for people that don’t care about quality.

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by skywaker9 on May 17, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not necessarily. Gateway is owned by Acer, so they get the same parts and manufacturing processes.

And don’t laugh, since Acer has become state of the art long ago and pushed other companies out of the way (IBM, Packard Bell, Gateway, Toshiba, Fujitsu, …).

by Norsktroll on May 17, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Acer's mini-net books are good

That’s for sure.

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by skywaker9 on May 17, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gateway is much better than Compaq

at least that’s the way it was a couple years ago when I did my last very large very invested laptop purchase. Compaq’s have sucked since I was quite a bit younger, even.

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by GiantBlazer on May 17, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I owned a Compaq once

I won it in an NFL contest run during the 1999 superbowl. It was never great.

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by skywaker9 on May 17, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd overlook that, if it had a DVD drive

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by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope

Although the Acer ones have three USB ports, which is nice.

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by skywaker9 on May 17, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depends on where people draw the line to the Netbook category

If it should run an Intel Atom processor, than no I don’t think so either. Though I find myself using my DVD drive very rarely these days even on a 13 inch machine. Some movies, but no software and backup also on other media.

by Norsktroll on May 17, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honeslty the only time I use my DVD drive

Is when I run NBA2k10 since 2ksports still puts games on DVDs that must remain in while the game is being played for whatever reason.

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by skywaker9 on May 17, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd prolly use it to replace our portable DVD player

and my fam could use it to video skype while carrying it around the house, and I would have to worry about it getting dropped.

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by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

"wouldn't" have to worry

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by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I use my netbook as a portable DVD drive replacement

For that purpose, it looks just amazing on a plane. 10 inch screen, but at that distance, with headphones on, it may as well be a nice quality theater screen.

by Timmay! on May 17, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Certainly better than the crap screens the airlines give you

Even when they do give you screens.

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by skywaker9 on May 17, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

LeBron called Rose shortly after the elimination and told him that he likes his game, his team and would like a chance to play together.

Begin speculation if he made the same call to all other top destinations now ;-)

I also liked Windhorst on Simmons’ podcast (after game 5) saying that he has collected all the dumb rumors the media in NY has made up about LeBron in the last year, and that he would publish those of LeBron re-signs in Cleveland or burn them if he doesn’t. But all in all he seemed pretty dejected already then, with his biggest hope pretty much that LeBron knows he would let the whole city and state down if he left. If he had won a title, it would have made things certainly easier for LeBron to leave.

If he doesn’t re-sign, I’m also thinking about a post why they didn’t win with him in 7 years and what we could learn from it.

by Norsktroll on May 17, 2010 1:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I really think he either stays in CLE or more likely goes to Chicago

If as we discussed earlier, they can somehow add Bosh to the mix, that is a team that would have not just title contender but possible dynasty written all over it.

Even without Bosh, they’d still be pretty good.

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by skywaker9 on May 17, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

what time did Gloria James call Rose?

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by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

That rumor was debunked, but it was a funny one. Like the Calipari + James package rumor, those somewhat credible ones are the best. We should continue to work on our rumors about players doing coke or really really wanting to play for Portland due to some weird affiliations.

by Norsktroll on May 17, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

you been wasting any more time on Justified? or just still only through the first 2 episodes

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm just about to start my work day

which should give me time to watch about 5 episodes if it’s the only thing I watch. I’m planning on watching it though. I’m uber tired right now, so if I’m having trouble focusing on what’s happening in the show, I’ll watch something mindless. On Monday’s I volunteer at a local elementary school in a Japanese immersion program from 8-11, which means I gotta get up around 7(which is nothing to you normal folks, but since my usual bed time is around 3-4AM, it’s a tough adjustment), and then deal with screaming kids for 3 hours. It’s fun and a good experience, but it’s tough.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on May 17, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha hi hu he ho

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by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

they learned katakana “ho” today and “bo” and “po” and then did worksheets with those katakana and the older ones they’ve learned, then they made caterpillars with construction paper, pipe cleaners and straws for handles because the teacher read them “The Very Hungry Caterpillar” in Japanese, which was fun to watch.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on May 17, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I already forgot most of it. I am a terrible person.

I tried reading to my daughter one day, and she said, “why don’t we just look at the pictures?”

HAHAHAHAHA I laughed so melon farming long at that one.

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by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha, that's adorable.

moments like that are one of the few things making me think I might someday change my idea that I don’t want kids. And it’s a very very easy language to forget if you don’t study regularly.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on May 17, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, I was the same way as you

but then again, I may have a different opinion during the teen years.

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by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

that sounds…..

well horrible actually. but it’s cool to volunteer so i tip my cap to you

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

The worst part is

I’ve been doing it since January with the same school, same teacher, but around March they swapped their classes around and my first group of kids were super awesome, super sweet kids who actually listened to me, and definitely listened to the main teacher. These ones barely even pay attention to the teacher so it makes it a lot harder and much more stressful.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on May 17, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Learning Japanese in elementary school sounds even more like very eager parents than Chinese kids learning English in kindergarten.

by Norsktroll on May 17, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

i blame anime and manga

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by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the anime and manga thing

is more to do with high school kids and college freshman taking it. This is a full immersion school where children learn it for all 5 (or 6) of their k-5 education. It’s more to do with business and international travel and Portland’s pretty big connections with Japan.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on May 17, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd bet a good number of the parents are anime and manga fans

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by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

i don't know, not in my class at least.

a lot of the parents are business type, or the children have one Japanese parent. The parents also, for the most part, seem fairly old for parents of 7 year olds. There’s a couple of real hot moms though, hahah.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on May 17, 2010 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that is true.

If I know the school you are talking about, that school is spendy, so generally speaking, only older parents or ones with corporate assistance can afford it.

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by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kay Pee Too sees the bat signal

Here

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by 92wastheyear on May 17, 2010 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

hahaha

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

one of my least favorite things, and pretty much the instant [female cleansing product) move is the “THIS guy knows what I’m talking about!” when, in fact, that guy probably wants to punch you in the jewels.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on May 17, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

That Bird knows me so well

John Hancock

by The Arkitect on May 17, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

More Nic: He confirmed that he will play for the French national team, and that he talked to Roddy Beaubois about it

He also gave this little info:

You have again experienced pain during the playoffs?
I had surgery early. It had to happen so I did it. Then, from January to April, I had zero problems. I re-injured it in the playoffs and I did tests in Los Angeles in the aftermath. We just said ‘zero contact, zero ball’ for a month. Then I return to Portland for my shoulder muscles. And in August, I’ll be on the (L’Equpie De) France team. The decision is final.

How do you explain that it is so difficult for teams to recover their national players playing in the NBA?
There is a lot of money in this business. The leaders (owners) of the franchises are afraid to release their players, they get injured. But with the philosophy of Portland I was surprised, and pleasantly surprised. After that it depends a lot on players and teams, according to their contracts and leaders.

by Norsktroll on May 17, 2010 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

P.S.: Parker is out as said before, and so is Turiaf who needs knee surgery

by Norsktroll on May 17, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is hard for a team that features culture to say, “no, you can’t return to your home countries during the NBA off season” to their players. Plus, the players are young, and could probably use the work, look at the difference in Batum from last year to this year. His confidence soared after the good showing o’er there.

At some point, hopefully next year, the Blazers will start cutting back, as the need for health will start to outweigh the need for experience.

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by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I'm not sure what to think about him goin'

on one hand I’m excited because he improved so much, but on the other hand, we missed 45 games of that improvement because of his shoulder. Can’t have it all, I suppose.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on May 17, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's also a motivational thing

If you think Rudy was grumpy for parts of this season, wait until the Blazers would prohibit him from playing with Spain.

by Norsktroll on May 17, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, that is true

It’d be good for him to get his confidence back.

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by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, particularly this season it’ll be useful for him to play, since he played just 1/2 the NBA season.

by atomiccafe on May 17, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha, we’re attempting to get in his good graces for the re-sign.

#52

by Cablinasian on May 17, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

just in case idol is lurking...
“Shake It Shake It,” 1st single off Michael’s upcoming album, The Sound of Sunshine, available next wk. http://yfrog.com/j1iwnj

lessssss go #52

by dougall5505 on May 17, 2010 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

are they posting a collection of all the best videos.

i should go watch Star Wars Kid and dramatic gerbil again to commemorate the occasion.

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by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

well they posted all the myyoutubestory

and i’ve never heard of any of them or seen any of their videos

loveisrespect

by portlandgiirl91 on May 17, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

ign’s list of top 25 westerns of all time.

i disagree with how low tgtb&tu is, but otherwise a solid list. i might watch #1 tonight, as i have never seen it

http://movies.ign.com/articles/108/1088537p1.html

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

nope

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

i disagree. I think the good the bad and the ugly is 1, then once upon a time. i also think unforgiven isn’t top 5

by EvilKaramazov on May 17, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

iawtc, specifically ugly being #1. i have no opinion on once upon a time, since i haven’t seen it. an easy way to fix it is to switch unforgiven and the ugly

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#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’ve seen all but 3 of the movies on that list.

by EvilKaramazov on May 17, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

if you are gonna watch a western today after Oldboy, watch Once Upon a Time in the West. it’s amazing.

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

http://www.classiccinemaonline.com/cinema/sp-western/onceuponatimeinthewest.html

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Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

before you watch once upon a time, put yourself in the correct state before you see the first 10 minutes of the movie (which might be the best opening in all of cinema). i’d recommend some bourbon, raw ground beef, and maybe a highlife. whatever it takes, is what i’m saying.

by EvilKaramazov on May 17, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

i lack all of those

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

You are in woodburn. There has to be dead skunk or opossum somewhere around there.

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by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

(corvallis)

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Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmm.. cheap whiskey, but whiskey nonetheless!

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#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

you wanna be sober to fully appreciate it.

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 l8

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

also, the new 3:10 to yuma at 16? someone is on drugs.

by EvilKaramazov on May 17, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

i agree. too high. way too high.

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

also for a few dollars more isn’t on the list.

by EvilKaramazov on May 17, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, but of that trilogy that was the weakest one by a decent margin.

they should have flip flopped high noon and gbu. there’s a lot on that list i haven’t seen.

not having Open Range on there is a misstep also.

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

another great western that is missing from that list is The Proposition.

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

i wasn’t all that into it; i’d rather see quigly down under.

by EvilKaramazov on May 17, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

ooof. haha

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by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

whatever it’s inherently manly to love tom selek and his mustache

by EvilKaramazov on May 17, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Magnificent 7 and Butch cassidy are too low

should be closer to the top 5..
and the searchers is WAY too high

by GreatOden'sRaven on May 17, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

i was surprised The Searchers wasn’t in the top 3. everyone loves that movie for some reason. i don’t like it much.

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

I think it was voted the 7th best movie of all time by Time or the Critics guild or something like that.

by Nick Van Excellent on May 17, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

being on the list is too high for Tombstone in my opinion. haha. not a fan of that one.

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha I love Tombstone

but to be fair I haven’t seen it since i was somewhere around 12 years old so my ability to actually know if a movie was any good didn’t really exist.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on May 17, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

i saw that list yesterday. i thought GBU shoulda been higher. didn’t disagree with top 2 though.

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wild Bunch should have been #2

GBU #1, Once Upon #3..
high noon was too high
shane was meh for me

by GreatOden'sRaven on May 17, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

i really really like Shane. the bar fight is maybe my favorite fight scene ever.

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

i didn’t like Shane the first time i saw it, but it really grew on me. i think it’s great. High Plains Drifter should have been on that list too.

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe i could watch it again

i love westerns..
much to the chagrin of my new wife

by GreatOden'sRaven on May 17, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am picturing a man cave

with a wagon wheel chandelier in yer future.

Somewhat similar to “My Father’s Place”

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by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

did you ever see The Life and Times of Judge Roy Bean?

it’s an ok western, but there’s an awesome part where Bad Bart or whatever that guys name was rides in to town, chomping onions and drinking boiling coffee right from the kettle.

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

here you go. it’s Bad Bob. not Bad Bart.

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have my own list.

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-Ron Wild

by fajunga on May 17, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.funtoosh.com/jokes/men_women/362

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by fajunga on May 17, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m sexist.

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by fajunga on May 17, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope Wild Wild West is number 1

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-Dave
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-basketbawful

by Magnum on May 17, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

suddenly reminded me: could desperado be on here?

by EvilKaramazov on May 17, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

talks like a western, looks like a western, smells like a western

must be a western.

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by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

+million thousands for nudity

by EvilKaramazov on May 17, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

salmahayeksalmahayeksalmahayeksalmahayeksalmahayeksalmahayeksalmahayek

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Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

- 10 for too much hair flipping by a lead character

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by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

it qualifies, but i wouldn’t put it on this list.

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there something about Salma Hayek that makes you uncomfortable?

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by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

only because i wear such tight pants and run outta room so quick.

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

it would be number 1 if we were talking tv, cuz that was a sweet show.

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by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahahaha

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

also, liberty valance should be a little bit higher imo

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

3:10 to Yuma is too close to Tombstone… I don’t want any Russell Crowe to rub off on my Val Kilmer

John Hancock

by The Arkitect on May 17, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would switch Rio Bravo with El Dorado

Same movie…same basic plot….same star…only better

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by 92wastheyear on May 17, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Finally got an app that lets me scroll with the iPhone

If I had a dollar for every crappy analogy that I ever came up with I probably wouldn't have very much money actually.

by Tyler Durrden on May 17, 2010 2:59 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Hello.

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by fajunga on May 17, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

bleh?

lessssss go #52

by dougall5505 on May 17, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sleepy?

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-Ron Wild

by fajunga on May 17, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

ya i feel. got so much on my plate until school’s out. no time for sleep. midterm tomorrow. essay due tomorrow. etc

lessssss go #52

by dougall5505 on May 17, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had a bunch of stuff due on friday. Starting the final third of my quarter today. Declared a second major today. Job interview tommorow. Project due thursday. I love spring.

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-Ron Wild

by fajunga on May 17, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

dang so when you out? i have my last final on monday the 7th i think. whats your majors?

lessssss go #52

by dougall5505 on May 17, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hink my last final is the 8th. Cultural Anth and Poly Sci are my majors. If I’m lucky enough to snag this job, I’ll start on the 14th. Gonna be busy.

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by fajunga on May 17, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow. i forgot i gotta find a house too. i thought spring was gonna be relaxing…

lessssss go #52

by dougall5505 on May 17, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heehee I also have to do that this week. Spring is a ton of fun though. Especially weekends.

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by fajunga on May 17, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

ew

he needs to see a hygienist

loveisrespect

by portlandgiirl91 on May 17, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

some funny random quotes i’ve heard at college. I just started writing them down recently or i’d have a bunch more. #collegequotes

“i’ve been wearing dirty boxers for a week now. It’s fine.”

“my shrooms they’re finally here! my zaching shrooms!”

lessssss go #52

by dougall5505 on May 17, 2010 3:06 PM PDT reply actions  

  1. is me.

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by fajunga on May 17, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

lolwut? #2 is me

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by fajunga on May 17, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, then number 1 will be soon, don't worry.

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by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

woot?

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-Ron Wild

by fajunga on May 17, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I expect a full report in 7 days.

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by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ask some hipster.

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by fajunga on May 17, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked it when I was talking to my roommate on some Wednesday.

“Dude. Dude. It’s… It’s almost the weekend.”

if you look at it right, the whole week is pre-weekend and weekend.

#52

by Cablinasian on May 17, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep. weekend starts on thurs and ends on sunday

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

he was referring to Friday night. the quote continued: “It’s Wednesday… so that means it like basically Friday night… cause that’s only two days away…”

#52

by Cablinasian on May 17, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thursdays might as well be fridays. Sundays suck.

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-Ron Wild

by fajunga on May 17, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re usually the day that I spend recovering and reading.

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by fajunga on May 17, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh. Mondays aren’t THAT bad.

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by fajunga on May 17, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are win you wake up early

to go volunteer to help teach Japanese to 20 screaming 1st graders.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on May 17, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha.

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-Ron Wild

by fajunga on May 17, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

win=when

see, I’m too dang tired to type.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on May 17, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can get up early if I goto bed early.

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-Ron Wild

by fajunga on May 17, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah i can't really go to bed early

I try but my internal clock is so thoroughly set to night owl status that I have a very hard time falling asleep before 1-2ish, and it’s nearly impossible to fall asleep by midnight.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on May 17, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah its tough. I find it easier to do when I force myself to get up way too early the day before.

"Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child."

-Ron Wild

by fajunga on May 17, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh i see

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude

Wednesday, in Washington….is Thursday on the other side of the timeline….and that is only like one day away from Friday….so, that means we should get ripped…right?

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by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha, yeah……darnit. I can’t find my fun dip.

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by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

when i leave work on friday if any coworkers are too peppy

i tell them with a smile..
i cant wait! Monday is only 2 days away! and then it ruins it for them

i like stomping dreams

by GreatOden'sRaven on May 17, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

my favorite i have heard this year is

“bro he’s gonna need an ambulance”
bro “wouldn’t that be a brambulance?”
both “hurr hurr hurr brambulance hurr hurr”

by HD on May 17, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

4 ds

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

(don’t ban me mods)

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

thumbs up?

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by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice.

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-Ron Wild

by fajunga on May 17, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

something is wrong w/ this photo—her bust is like a straw. she’d be a 24a. not possible, I can’t hit the ‘like’ button on what are obviously machine built robots, designed to look like women.

by EvilKaramazov on May 17, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Robots are the future, friend.

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by fajunga on May 17, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hee-Hee.

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-Ron Wild

by fajunga on May 17, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hehehe. ULC and his extreme J-Bay love. Somebody tell that dude that we know he loves Jerryd.

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-Ron Wild

by fajunga on May 17, 2010 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

It’s his way of dealing with it. Some people have to have the last word.

"Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child."

-Ron Wild

by fajunga on May 17, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't mind it.

that is what makes this site great.

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by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yehah. If Dave didn’t allow those things… People would speak of BEdge like it was BSotS.

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-Ron Wild

by fajunga on May 17, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

good point

or nazi germany the celtics blog

by appel82 on May 17, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dave was overall very positive about him

which is the weird thing

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
-Dave
As for the Blazers...They are officially the NBA equivalent of a movie serial killer
-basketbawful

by Magnum on May 17, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm surprised

from Dave’s LBJ post and the comments that so many people don’t find Tina Fey attractive. I think she’s gorgeous. A lot of that is surely inspired by the fact that I find her absolutely hilarious, but still, I think she’s very pretty.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on May 17, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

ewwwwwwwww

you crazy girl

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on May 17, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

smh

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-Dave
As for the Blazers...They are officially the NBA equivalent of a movie serial killer
-basketbawful

by Magnum on May 17, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

tina fey is awesome. in every way

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Tiny Fey's attractiveness has been way overblown

not that she isn’t, but it’s overblown

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-Dave
As for the Blazers...They are officially the NBA equivalent of a movie serial killer
-basketbawful

by Magnum on May 17, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

word

and so has her comedy

by HD on May 17, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

agree

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

its not out yet

only rumored.. and its a ways off

3g is the best now

by GreatOden'sRaven on May 17, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

iphone OS4

is coming soon but thats not 4G

and im not sold at ALL that verizon is getting it at all

by GreatOden'sRaven on May 17, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope so too

I would go to Verizon for it
but i will NOT go to ATT

by GreatOden'sRaven on May 17, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

why not ATT?

i use to be with tmobile. never had a complaint. but now with verizon for a few months. i registered the phone up in portland and had a trillion lost calls down here in vegas. not anymore tho.

loveisrespect

by portlandgiirl91 on May 17, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

ATT is the worst

its like 90 percent of the reason people on other networks dont have an iphone. Bad connections, worlds worst customer service and lots of dropped calls..

i have tmo with an android right now. I would go to Verizon but not to ATT. EVER.. done that, never again

by GreatOden'sRaven on May 17, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was with ATT

back during their epic few years of identity crisis when they were ATT, Cingular, then ATT CINGULAR, then ATT, then Cingular, then ATT again. I’m exaggerating a bit but it was terrible and the service was so bad the whole time, both phone service and customer service. I’ll never go back either.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on May 17, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've never really had a problem with them unless I was in SF

I like ATT because of what I can do with their 3G sims

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by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on May 17, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

It really might have just been circumstances

Once when I went into the store to see why things were so messed up, and the guy told me about the big “identity crisis” as I like to call it and that because of this it kept changing their towers or messing things up and that they were very very sorry. i was still fed up enough to where i don’t think I’ll go back to them.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on May 17, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think all of the cell phone carriers suck

but I’ve done enough adjustments to my iphone now that ATT happens to work for me really nice when I’m in the states

Logical descriptions of complex worlds contain within themselves the seeds of their own limitation. A world that was simple enough to be fully known would be too simple to contain conscious observers who might know it.

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on May 17, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

batum is a g

gigabyte is a term for amount of data.

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by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

4G is different from a 4th generation iphone

4G is the 4th generation of internet connectivity. I think (dont hate if im wrong) its 100 mb mobile?

by GreatOden'sRaven on May 17, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

mb = megabyte, which is less than a gigabyte

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by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

DSL is the internet connection itself

It’s how you get Internet in your house, plugged into a wall (or you can use a cable provider).

Wifi is a method of getting that Internet. So you plug a DSL Internet connection into a wifi device, so you can reach it from a laptop.

Makes sense?

by Timmay! on May 17, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

...without an actual wire

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by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

You’d have wires to the wifi transmitter (that’s how the Internet gets there), then you can access it wirelessly from there.

by Timmay! on May 17, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

ohhh tricky!

how do yoy plug it in with no actual wire?
ahah

loveisrespect

by portlandgiirl91 on May 17, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

you plug into a box

that sends internet waves all over the area which you tell your computer to connect to.. and then you have internet over those invisible waves..

that was pretty layman.. make sense?

by GreatOden'sRaven on May 17, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew you were a big NKOTB fan!

by appel82 on May 17, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

well i was thinking of the

Duffy/Summers show but I see how YOU roll appel

by GreatOden'sRaven on May 17, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

that show was so utopian

the parents that never get very angry, let the dumb cousin hang around, kind of similar to growing pains and full house

by appel82 on May 17, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

of course thats why it was on TGIF

and then the step son turned out to be a ninja.. i saw the movie

by GreatOden'sRaven on May 17, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

im just trying to figure this out

coz i believe verizon is selling the 4G in june.

loveisrespect

by portlandgiirl91 on May 17, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

there have been verizon iphone rumors for years

and nothing has ever happened

apple and at&t have a 5 year contract. iphone released in 2007. there wont be a verizon iphone until at least 2012

by Dirty Socks on May 17, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

are you an iphone representative?

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-Dave
As for the Blazers...They are officially the NBA equivalent of a movie serial killer
-basketbawful

by Magnum on May 17, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is false in all its forms

you are incorrect sir

Apples contract expires this year. Many are guessing that ATT offering very low data plans for the iPad was a little quid pro quo to get apple to stay exclusively with them. However there have been 4g plans created by apple, whether there is a phone almost completed we have no idea, but its not out the realm of possibility

by GreatOden'sRaven on May 17, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

The duration of the exclusive Apple-ATTM agreement was not "secret" either. The [Revised Consolidated Amended Complaint] quotes a May 21, 2007 USA Today article—published over a month before the iPhone’s release—stating, "AT&T has exclusive U.S. distribution rights for five years—an eternity in the go-go cellphone world."

by Dirty Socks on May 17, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

so you saying only att can sell the iphone?

is this a contract or something with apple?

loveisrespect

by portlandgiirl91 on May 17, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

now this doesn't make sense.

wouldn’t apple make more money if other phone companies sell it too?

loveisrespect

by portlandgiirl91 on May 17, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

they are idiots about many things and great creators of others

by GreatOden'sRaven on May 17, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

which is why the PC has a dominating market share

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by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Windows or “PC” = Kim Kardasian
Apple = Mary Kate Olsen

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by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

market share is

what percentage of the people that own a certain product, own a certain brand

shoes for example.. lets say 100 people own shoes
60 own nike
20 own reebok
15 own adidas
5 own puma

nike has the largest market share. they have the most products out there..

hence when we say windows (PC) has a larger market share it means more owners of computers have windows than apple

by GreatOden'sRaven on May 17, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

it depends on how much money ATT gave them for the right to be the only carrier

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-Dave
As for the Blazers...They are officially the NBA equivalent of a movie serial killer
-basketbawful

by Magnum on May 17, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sprint's new phone makes me consider jumping ship

It’ll be 4g, and will even allow itself to be a wifi hotspot for a few people.

by Timmay! on May 17, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

its still sprint though

they had a great product in the pre that freaking bombed

by GreatOden'sRaven on May 17, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

im sorry

i have tmo.. great service, great customer service, blah phones

by GreatOden'sRaven on May 17, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

tmobile's customer service is great in store

but their one of the worst i’ve deal with if you actually have to call.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on May 17, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's definitely one of those things

I suppose, where it can change for every single call.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on May 17, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

good

I’m going to call them and see if I can negotiate some fees away when I upgrade my phone.

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
-Dave
As for the Blazers...They are officially the NBA equivalent of a movie serial killer
-basketbawful

by Magnum on May 17, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

HD2 looks promising…

John Hancock

by The Arkitect on May 17, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

every time KP2 drops by it makes me laugh. For the record, he voted for their director of scouting.

#52

by Cablinasian on May 17, 2010 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

hahaha. Busted.

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by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where have I seen this before??

Maybe here

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on May 17, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jake, what do we make of Nic’s O-rating? I wandered onto his BBR page and am yet again astounded.

#52

by Cablinasian on May 17, 2010 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

over 900 minutes played. I think we can confidently say he’s a very promising defender and a very efficient offensive role player. Time to find out if he can be more.

by jksnake99 on May 17, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s at least the perfect complement to Roy.

#52

by Cablinasian on May 17, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phil Hughes looks annoying.

#52

by Cablinasian on May 17, 2010 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Joba Chamberlain and Jonathan Papelbon are my two least favorite players in baseball.

by jksnake99 on May 17, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

victorino! any dodger (except matt kemp)

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

david eckstein

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

the hairston bros.

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Victorino? really? what’s not to like about Victorino?

i get why you don’t like dodger players. but Ethier is awesome.

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

robbed sandoval of an all star spot due to a stupid catch phrase with brandon inge. stupid

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

yeah well, Victorino had a very good year last year. besides, the all star game isn’t really that big a deal. Sandoval will get his appearances in some day.

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s like if brandon was robbed of his spot in his first all star game by david west or something

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like a lot of players on the Dodgers, I just wish they weren’t Dodgers.

by jksnake99 on May 17, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

i like matt kemp and that’s about it.

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Kemp, Ethier, Loney, Manny, Kershaw and Billingsley.

by jksnake99 on May 17, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

ethier is a jerk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3qkaDg6DeA&feature=related

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just like the way he plays baseball.

by jksnake99 on May 17, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

nooooooooooooooooooooooo haha

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

i like manny’s swing.

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

i like dee gordon (one of the dodgers’ top prospects), but that’s only because he carried my AA team to a title in rtts mode on mlb the show

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s a yankee. of course he’s annoying. the only non annoying one is Sandman. and maybe Pettite. i’ve always liked Pettite. i kinda like Jeter too but i won’t deny he’s annoying.

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

i don’t like pettite.

i like granderson

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a faint flicker of like for ARod because he was a Mariner. I like Rivera.

#52

by Cablinasian on May 17, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

i cannot stand a-rod. he’s a giant horse’s ass.

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dislike Dice-K.

#52

by Cablinasian on May 17, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

he just got paid way too much money. i have no reason not to dislike him. i’m indifferent to him. there aren’t many left on the Red Sox i would say I like. except Ellsbury of course.

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

and he walks the bases loaded with nobody out in the first. hehe.

#52

by Cablinasian on May 17, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

i want him to win. actually, i just want Hughes to get shelled.

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

the Yankees just scored in an inning what the Mariners score in about a week.

#52

by Cablinasian on May 17, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

a 200 million dollar team should do that

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's supposedly got a horse on the front side, too, so he can act that way.

Anyway, I’m pretty apathetic toward Alex Rodriguez. I neither like nor dislike him.

by AK1984 on May 18, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

he seems like he's just kind of a wierd dude

who doesn’t really know much else besides how to hit a baseball really far. I would be completely disinterested in anything he does if i didn’t happen to luck into a signed game worn jersey of his( from his mariners days). So i have to root for him to break the home run record if just for an increased value of the jersey

by HD on May 18, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cano’s been money for my fantasy team.

by jksnake99 on May 17, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like his name.

#52

by Cablinasian on May 17, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah he’s really really good. i wanted to draft him but he got taken too early. i got Brandon Phillips instead.

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Phillips. I’ve had him on my team a couple times.

by jksnake99 on May 17, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

How long before a team getting better turns to a team getting worse?

"Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child."

-Ron Wild

by fajunga on May 17, 2010 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

i'm not going to actually answer your question

but tack on a similar, somewhat related question. Do the Suns get worse, at least for a game, adjusting to having Lopez back? Or does Steve Nash’s offensive prowess and BBIQ make it easier to instantly adjust?

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on May 17, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Randy Winn is still in the majors? He was a Mariner forever ago.

#52

by Cablinasian on May 17, 2010 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Active player with the most games without appearing in the playoffs. I’m happy for him that he’ll go to the playoffs this year. He’s useful as a reserve OF. Too bad the Giants gave him 8 zillion at bats last year when he was one of the 5 worst hitters in the NL.

by jksnake99 on May 17, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

ooh, i’m really excited about thomas neal. the odds are high that the giants will screw with him, but there is a small chance that sabean and bochy will be gone by the time he’s ready for the pros

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

he looked good the one time I saw him with the SJ Giants last year.

by jksnake99 on May 17, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

he hit like .340 last year for the little giants

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

gah

http://blogs.mercurynews.com/extrabaggs/2010/05/17/velez-apparently-coming-up-derosa-to-dl/#more-3055

WHY WHY WHY WHY

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

DeRosa is out for the year, watch.

by jksnake99 on May 17, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh i don’t doubt that. but VELEZ?!?!??!

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

did you read how they were describing his wrist? his ligaments are all over the place, apparently

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Velez is a bum, but hopefully Sanchez is up soon and he’ll be gone again. I don’t see him playing over Torres. I can tolerate a Velez spot start or two.

by jksnake99 on May 17, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is the weird part:

DeRosa says there was a room key for Freddy Sanchez in SD. So he was close to being activated for this series.
about 1 hour ago via Tweetie

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

the giants’ front office is amusing

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah. he played for the giants last year… didn’t hit a single home run after april, and started every day.

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s fantastic.

#52

by Cablinasian on May 17, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

did you know the Mariners acquired him in a trade for Lou Piniella?

by jksnake99 on May 17, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

sounds familiar, Been a long time though.

#52

by Cablinasian on May 17, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

that Ichiro-Cameron-Winn outfield was ridiculous defensively.

by jksnake99 on May 17, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

the Ichiro-Gutierrez-Chavez outfield was too.

#52

by Cablinasian on May 17, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

this game is taking an eternity.

#52

by Cablinasian on May 17, 2010 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Red Sox Yankees games always do

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on May 17, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

baseball games always do

The opinions expressed in this commentary are solely those of Ash.

by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jimmy Rollins is playing today

by jksnake99 on May 17, 2010 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

This is my favorite thing ever.
Mittsabishy: Master Decision Maker on reading posts… Really? Mittsabishy chose to read this post. He could have instead chosen to read these other posts.

Draft Drawer 2010 It’s from 2 days ago and people are still reading it. Sounds pretty sweet. Mittsabishy should have read that instead.

Junk Drawer: 5/16/2010 It’s by AK1947 so it’s probably really good and it’s probably about big white guys who have high TS%s

If the Cavs get blown up this offseason… This post is about explosions. You know what else is about explosions? Die Hard. And Die Hard is the greatest thing ever. Mittsabishy’s choice to not read this was an utter failure.

Overall, I give Mittsabishy’s reading choice a D-.

dinasour type of guys choir boys

by mittsabishy on May 16, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions 11 recs

"Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child."

-Ron Wild

by fajunga on May 17, 2010 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Daiske has lost his magic

Not good.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on May 17, 2010 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

hahaha

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty much

I also am way way better once I begin. The whole waiting for it to start and then getting going is the worst for me. Once I get talking I’m pretty comfortable and can do so pretty smoothly.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on May 17, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm talkin bout skoo yo.
i only get performance anxiety in an academic setting; anyone else the same?

So giving speeches and such.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on May 17, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s why you comment in an anonymous forum

John Hancock

by The Arkitect on May 17, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I took a speech class as part of my transfer requirements

and got a bit better from that class, but i still get really nervous leading up the event.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on May 17, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

i hated speech class

i think peyote would probably work just as well.

by appel82 on May 17, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got lucky

the teacher I had was a super cute lady from Georgia with an adorable accent who was very very caring and helpful. After the first two weeks or so I felt really comfortable in front of the whole class.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on May 17, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm talking about school as well

but i study music, so there is actual performance involved, in addition to oral reports, and exams, which written exams i don’t really get nervous about usually, and do okay with

by appel82 on May 17, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah i don't mind written exams so much, anymore.

I still had a lot of trouble doing them in Japanese, but basic exams don’t hurt me too much. Are you saying it’s harder for you to perform for academia than with your music? or harder to perform music in school than in a show?

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on May 17, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

the second one

because despite past success, it’s harder to let go of the fact that all your peers and professors are out there, whereas if you are at a concert, or background music, the expectations aren’t the same.

by appel82 on May 17, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I can see that happening.

speaking a foreign language is very different, but I can sort of relate. Talking to close friends in Japanese isn’t a problem, saying it in front of all my classmates and teachers makes me far far more nervous. Again, not really the same thing, but I think I know what you mean.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on May 17, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s basically my experience with foreign languages too.

by tblazers on May 17, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

i likewise have a hard time when i try to do it in the library.

by atomiccafe on May 17, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

i've heard (maybe here)

that actually people do it in libraries more than you expect, like if you ask something like 1 in 5 girls in a library, they’ll say yes or something

by appel82 on May 17, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would have been a smart alec

but it’s also fun to be serious sometimes

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on May 17, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

but seriously, I think test taking is just a skill some people have and others don’t. You can sort of get better at it by taking a lot of tests and studying really hard so you know the material cold, but even then it can be hard.

by atomiccafe on May 17, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

well i'm talking about actual performance too

which is why i like composition, i write for other performers, but this week, i’m performing one of my pieces for my peers, and am pretty nervous.

by appel82 on May 17, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

i sometimes get performance anxiety, when i step up to the plate, hoping for a home run, but more often than not just getting pinch hit for.

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

(this happened more often in high school, when i actually played baseball)

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha. actually i preferred hitting left handed, simply because the overwhelming majority of pitchers are right handed, and their breaking pitches curve into you. against lefties i would get nervous because their breaking pitches start out like they are going to peg you, and then they drop over the plate. extremely nervewracking experience, staying back on a left handed curveball.

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's amazing what being on the other side of the plate did to pitchers

when i was little i would put up crazy walk numbers every season. One year i had a BA of about .125 and an OBS of .500 (i knew all my stats growing up because my mother kept score and made stat sheets for the team. It was always fun knowing someones stats better than they did so i could call them out on over hyping themselves)

by HD on May 17, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

same with me… in little league and high school i always had a ridiculously high obp, and just a mediocre average. although the latter half of my junior year + all of my senior year i hit the ball really well

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

i can switch hit but never did it in a game

i remember i went to stoudemire baseball camp in hell yakima one summer as a kid, they put me at shortstop, a position i never played because i’m left handed, i fielded a ground ball, didn’t spin clockwise before throwing to 2nd base and got my ass chewed. Ever since then i’ve thought baseball coaches were pricks.

by appel82 on May 17, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

most of them kinda are jerks

i was told at a very young age that my only options were 1st, pitching, or outfield because of i was left handed

by HD on May 17, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah i played 1st base, and i liked it

but over years, bad coaches, like bad teachers, can ruin the fun for the kiddies.

by appel82 on May 17, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

well none of the infield positions, except 1b, really work for a left hander.

the throw from a 2nd baseman’s position is remarkably more difficult (and slower) for a lefty than a righty.

a left handed shortstop would have to backhand everything up the middle, instead of being able to carry his momentum through the fielding of the ball and the throw.

a left handed 3rd baseman would be killed on any short ground ball that he’d have to charge, because he’d have to field the ball and change leg position in order to make a strong throw. whereas a righty can pick up the ball and throw it to first in one motion

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

why would the southpaw catcher be at a disadvantage?

not that i would ever want to squat without biological purpose.

by appel82 on May 17, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

there’s no reason why not, really. bill james says that it’s a case of natural selection, ie a hard throwing lefty is going to be encouraged to be a pitcher

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

i get why its that way

it’s just frustrating knowing that you don’t have many options

by HD on May 17, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

i just wanted an excuse to use italics

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Talking to girls.

"Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child."

-Ron Wild

by fajunga on May 17, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep

i don’t get nervous as much as just have some sort of gene (actually probably testosterone) that makes me a complete nincompoop when i foxy girl comes around.

by appel82 on May 17, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mhrm.

"Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child."

-Ron Wild

by fajunga on May 17, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Any conversation that I make is awkward.

"Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child."

-Ron Wild

by fajunga on May 17, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s too bad

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah. Self-deprication usually gets me through the first few horrible minutes.

"Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child."

-Ron Wild

by fajunga on May 17, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

self depreciation is the road to the friend zone

John Hancock

by The Arkitect on May 17, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

what about self-deprecation?

by tblazers on May 17, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

if you abuse it

the lesser minded people will just think you lack confidence, or even those who get it, will just get sick of it.

by appel82 on May 17, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

a wise bedger once taught me self-deprecation is the devil’s work

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m progressing in use of other options. Mainly ride the musical interests and illegal activities topics as ice-breakers when I’m feeling good.

"Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child."

-Ron Wild

by fajunga on May 17, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

the other day i used beer pong

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

improvising is good in any social situation probably.

by appel82 on May 17, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah… usually i’m not nearly that smooth hahaha

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is such a good idea! Partners!

"Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child."

-Ron Wild

by fajunga on May 17, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, I did this on Cinco-de-Mayo, but she already had a boyfriend :(

"Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child."

-Ron Wild

by fajunga on May 17, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

one of my favorite scrubs episodes

is when JD is revealed to never see girls with wedding rings. They’re just completely invisible to him. If only there was some aura about girls with boyfriends. Thankfully I haven’t had to deal with the awkwardness of this for a long time.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on May 17, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaha yeah. that show was great.

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

whoa whoa whoa!!!

bad bad bad news to sleep with someone in a relationship. It NEVER ends well.

"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden

by dario argento on May 17, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

speaking from experience, sir?

by tblazers on May 17, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

unfortunately yes.

"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden

by dario argento on May 17, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mistakes are there for us to learn from.

"Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child."

-Ron Wild

by fajunga on May 17, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

please learn from mine. It is a horrible situation.

"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden

by dario argento on May 17, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

SMH. So disapointing.

"Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child."

-Ron Wild

by fajunga on May 17, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes. alcohol always helps.

"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden

by dario argento on May 17, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

odd?

why’s this?

loveisrespect

by portlandgiirl91 on May 17, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm always in a really good mood right before tests

at that point i have accepted my fate and am just happy to get through it. I’m also pretty good at speeches, it’s easier to talk to a big group of ppl than just one person for me.

by HD on May 17, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

not me… i like one on one

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Faker fans are getting gold shirts tonight

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by skywaker9 on May 17, 2010 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I wish we had gotten crappy shirts this year

Although maybe we should save them for after we win a series.

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by skywaker9 on May 17, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do too

especially with how hard they were pushing the red-out. If they really want a full"color" out they need to provide the shirts. I’m sure one of our promoters could shell out for cheap shirts with a huge logo on them.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on May 17, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok I’m gonna post something here because if I put it in the Bayless thread, it’s an ad hom, but I think it’s totally justified. Some guy used Sergio’s stats from his Sacto stint, but didn’t average with his NY stint. When I called him on it, he said “the whole post was cherry picked stats.”

Here’s my response (in the JD so I don’t get banned):

Look, it’s one thing to cherry-pick stats that support your argument and have potential relevance, then argue why they should be deployed. I fail to see how you could make any argument that using stats from 1/2 the year (from a team that traded the guy) but not stats from the other half of the year. The fact that you did it without a disclaimer means you’re not cherry-picking, you’re blatantly obfuscating and misleading.

by atomiccafe on May 17, 2010 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

speaking of cherry picking the KP post is pretty good.

people were being kind of hard on the poor guy that posted it i thought though.

by appel82 on May 17, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's kind of an obnoxious post.

Brandon Roy is NOT iffy… And that’s just one thing that particularly bothered me in it.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on May 17, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah it was obnoxious

but people seemed genuinely angry, i just think it’s funny when people get emotionally invest in that kind of stuff, not to say i’m not guilty of that.

by appel82 on May 17, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha, yeah

I stopped reading the responses when people started getting mean to him. But it kind of seemed like he was looking for it.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on May 17, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

People post that kinda stuff all the time—we shoulda drafted X second rounder, or Y second rounder. Whatever. The response someone posted in here was hilarious though.

by atomiccafe on May 17, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I said

“I disagree….strongly”

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on May 17, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

thank you for not producing it in that thread.

#52

by Cablinasian on May 17, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

performance anxiety… some people can produce it where ever they want… some can’t

John Hancock

by The Arkitect on May 17, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its ok.. You kinda pwned him on it.

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by fajunga on May 17, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was talking about this with another person here

It seems like most the posters with “OSU” in their name are kind of jerks.

I’m not saying anything about OSU fans in general, just the posters with OSU in their name.

by tominhawaii on May 18, 2010 3:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

all aboard

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

hahaha

That is almost as fun as singing hardcore rap lyrics in an opera singer’s voice.

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by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

I haven’t seen it yet. that’s awesome. At my Sbux we weren’t really allowed to draw on it, but some of the shift mangers would let us and the one I worked at was so slow we got a way with a lot.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on May 17, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

still is

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by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sasha is gonna play tonight for LA!

PHX gets a big assist.

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by skywaker9 on May 17, 2010 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I heard Bynum just keeps getting worse? It’ll be very interesting if he’s not 75+%

by atomiccafe on May 17, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

With Lopez back

If Bynum isn’t good to go, LA takes a huge hit.

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by skywaker9 on May 17, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Lopez plays and Bynum isn’t effective, that allows them to put Lopez on Gasol. That would be more effective than guarding him with stat.

by atomiccafe on May 17, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

sup brahs?

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by dario argento on May 17, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

i’m watching a movie written by you

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Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome! which one?

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by dario argento on May 17, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

once upon a time in the west

charles bronson > me

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Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome. Love that one. It was a strange diversion from my normal body of work.

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by dario argento on May 17, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know I can't wait. It seems like it's been weeks since west coast ball was played.

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by dario argento on May 17, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

My first Conference Finals game, that’s wot!

by tblazers on May 17, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

My first Conference Finals game of the 2010 playoffs. I missed Boston-Orlando Game 1 due to non-disclosable reasons.

by tblazers on May 17, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too

Had to run out to Costco yesterday afternoon.

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by skywaker9 on May 17, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Working on a playlist for entertaining people who are tripping.

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-Ron Wild

by fajunga on May 17, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Slayer

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by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol, I imagined you twisting your moustache saying that in an evil villain voice.

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by dario argento on May 17, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

muahahahah!!!

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by dario argento on May 17, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

watching Justified

per DTL’s recommendation. It’s good TV.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on May 17, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

And all of a sudden

Tis raining like crazy.

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by skywaker9 on May 17, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

it was supposed to today

but then it got all warm instead. My apartment is really stuffy today

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on May 17, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

raining cash?

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by dario argento on May 17, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

We all wish

At least its not raining ash.

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by skywaker9 on May 17, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

or raining oil.

on the national news they just said oil may hit the entire eastern seaboard. This may be a WAYYYY bigger catastrophe than originally thought.

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by dario argento on May 17, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, I agree, it is good it is not raining. I am not sure why you are directing this statement at me, though.

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by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

go suns

lessssss go #52

by dougall5505 on May 17, 2010 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I grudgingly agree.

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-Ron Wild

by fajunga on May 17, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep

hoping they win it all now. Always easier to swallow losing to the eventual champs

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on May 17, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

this^

"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden

by dario argento on May 17, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah

I want the L@kers to lose to Rasheed again.

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by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm in the Suns GDT

because I hate LA so much… Seth said he banned me but didn’t… so hopefully I can restore some good faith between us

"People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life." - Faith Resnick

by bow4meow on May 17, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

And here we go

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by skywaker9 on May 17, 2010 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

wait, why is the game starting already?! I thought it was at 7:30. Giant steaming pile of crap.

#52

by Cablinasian on May 17, 2010 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

ya and why is it actually starting on time? what alternative universe is this?

lessssss go #52

by dougall5505 on May 17, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

1 hour pregame show

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by skywaker9 on May 17, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jason Richardson is still en fuego

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by skywaker9 on May 17, 2010 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

AT least we know it wasn't just us now

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by skywaker9 on May 17, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, really.

Though leaving him wide open certainly didn’t help us.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on May 17, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

it’s good to see it wasn’t an anomaly against us

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by Magnum on May 17, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kobe looks a little slow.

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by dario argento on May 17, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Not good

You’d expect if draining the knee helped that he’d come out flying but he isn’t.

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by skywaker9 on May 17, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

He hasn’t practiced for a week, and you never know how someone will react to something like that.

by atomiccafe on May 17, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lopez can't dunk

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by skywaker9 on May 17, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

bynum got kind of pathetic lift on that dunk. He looks gimpy too.

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by dario argento on May 17, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beatuiful ball movement by PHX

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by skywaker9 on May 17, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

just like the blaz...oh wait...sigh...

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by dario argento on May 17, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Suns are a joy to watch.

by atomiccafe on May 17, 2010 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

cept for cfrye’s dumb shot

lessssss go #52

by dougall5505 on May 17, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

It looks pretty good when it falls. I think he is told to just chuck it up when ever he wants.

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by dario argento on May 17, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a bad strategy. 42% from 3 = 61% eFG = 122 ORtg.

by atomiccafe on May 17, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Their entire team is

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by skywaker9 on May 17, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I fear for a flood.

by tblazers on May 17, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

can you?

news update: there’s now a stream flowing down my street.

by tblazers on May 17, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

hop in your dingy

John Hancock

by The Arkitect on May 17, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where in PDX?

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by skywaker9 on May 17, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

mommy says, “beware of stalkers”

by tblazers on May 17, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

hee hee

Portland is a big city. Saying “NW” gives people very very little chance to stalk you.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on May 17, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

are you peeing in the street or something?

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by dario argento on May 17, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

good idea. If I’m ever going to cross that off my “to do” list, now would be the perfect time to do it without leaving evidence.

by tblazers on May 17, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

how is that not crossed off your to do list yet? I crossed that off when I was 5

John Hancock

by The Arkitect on May 17, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

fully. peeing in the street makes me happy.

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by dario argento on May 17, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Latest news update:

A giant puddle of water is growing bigger and bigger in my basement. I will be gone for now. Wish me luck. And no, I can’t swim.

by tblazers on May 17, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

it is either

underground springwater
clogged gutter drains
raw sewage

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by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nash's eye makes the Laker unis

But he’s still kicking their ass.

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by skywaker9 on May 17, 2010 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

His eye is purple and yellow

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by skywaker9 on May 17, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

ohh hahaha

nice

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on May 17, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

too early to tell. It’s still a contract year for him.

#52

by Cablinasian on May 17, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe. too early to tell. Amare is looking like a much better player than Lamartha this year. That's for sure.

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by dario argento on May 17, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Little things can make a day a good one

Safeway finally starting carrying one of my favorite beverages (and it was cheap!)
A good friend of mine called to say that he’s gonna visit me before he heads to his PhD program at MIT (double awesome)
Got a delicious pizza in the oven to eat during the rest of this WCF game
Had a completely hassle free Tmobile customer support call wherein I got all the fees for my new phone and new contract waived

not bad for a monday….

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
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As for the Blazers...They are officially the NBA equivalent of a movie serial killer
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by Magnum on May 17, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I love when a lot of little things can make a day totally awesome.

(what beverage did safeway just start carrying?)

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on May 17, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

my favorite flavor of sobe

they stopped carrying it years ago and I’ve always had a sad because of it, but now POWER is back.

/don’t judge me

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-Dave
As for the Blazers...They are officially the NBA equivalent of a movie serial killer
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by Magnum on May 17, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

POWER

I said POWER

it was even in all caps

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As for the Blazers...They are officially the NBA equivalent of a movie serial killer
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by Magnum on May 17, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

whats power?!@

what flavor, i don’t know any fruit named power

/cambyfive

by CroRupt on May 17, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

IIRC it’s dragonfruit and creatine

John Hancock

by The Arkitect on May 17, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is power.

POWER!!!!

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by dario argento on May 17, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

this is power link

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by Magnum on May 17, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh

it says fruit punch, but it doesn’t taste like any other fruit punch I’ve ever had. It’s good

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by Magnum on May 17, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was a Sobe I used to love

I forget what it’s called now though. It’s pink and fruity. Dragonfruit maybe? i really don’t remember.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on May 17, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Power is also pink and fruity

I’ve never had dragonfruit, though it could be the one

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-Dave
As for the Blazers...They are officially the NBA equivalent of a movie serial killer
-basketbawful

by Magnum on May 17, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

yay!

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
-Dave
As for the Blazers...They are officially the NBA equivalent of a movie serial killer
-basketbawful

by Magnum on May 17, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't even have to use my AK.

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by dario argento on May 17, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's an Ice-T lyric!

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by dario argento on May 17, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

ICE CUBE

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

loveisrespect

by portlandgiirl91 on May 17, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh gawd. you are right. I am shamed.

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by dario argento on May 17, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

you honestly should be.

i dont think i know any of ice t’s music

loveisrespect

by portlandgiirl91 on May 17, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most of it is not worth knowing. Some of his metal cross-over stuff is OK, I'm pretty sure you'd hate it though.

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by dario argento on May 17, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

even i knew that one dario…..

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I knew it too. I love me some Ice Cube. I just mis-typed. No excuse though.

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by dario argento on May 17, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

happens all the time… the “T” key being right next to the “Cube” key and all

John Hancock

by The Arkitect on May 17, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

you mean your keyboard doesn't have the "cube" key?

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by dario argento on May 17, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Any problem I got I just put my fist in
My life is violent but violent is life
Peace is a dream, reality is a knife

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by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

an ice cube song was on

I bobbed my head like yeah

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by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

fo sho.

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by dario argento on May 17, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

vanilla ice!

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-basketbawful

by Magnum on May 17, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

STOP!!!

.
.
collaborate and listen!

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

turn off the lights, and I'll glow.

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by dario argento on May 17, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

expanding your vocabulary ftw

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, drop the zero and get with a hero

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by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

best way to expand the vocabulary is read.

maybe this is a good place to start. that’s what we used when i was in high school.

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe you could get one of those word a day calendar things too. pretty soon, you’d by spouting out words no one else knows

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used to read the dictionary to fall asleep when I had bad insomnia.

It worked pretty well for a while.

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by dario argento on May 17, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

just read one of the books EK recommends for ya

Books are like vocabulary class. I have an encyclopedic dictionary i used to read for fun years ago, like DA mentions.
Also, club international magazine has some colorful prose.

by appel82 on May 17, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

god doesn't use guns

he uses plagues

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by Magnum on May 17, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

it’s raining frogs!

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on May 17, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

And there is a Kobe call

Dudley didn’t move but for Kobe that’s a foul.

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by skywaker9 on May 17, 2010 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

By rule, that’s a travel, isn’t it? I know you can slide to a stop going after a loose ball, but if you go to ground on your own volition, that’s got to be illegal.

by atomiccafe on May 17, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

holy cow you can do that?

Jared knows how to play with fouls, so we left him in there, ya know…

by atomiccafe on May 17, 2010 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

it was reported today that blazers coach nate mcmillan received a text message while dinning at a local restaurant from a private number saying that players can play with fouls. He reportedly jumped out of his seat yelling “I don’t believe this” and ran out the door to do research on the subject. It is not known if he finished his meal.

by HD on May 17, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

hahaha

However, I don’t think the crowd will be chanting Na-aate Mc-Millan any time soon

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by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Come on coach, let me play. I won't foul anymore." "I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Dave."

"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden

by dario argento on May 17, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

moments later

the coach received what was clearly a inadvertent “sext”

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by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe our guys don’t know how to play with fouls

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe that’s also a coaching issue.

#52

by Cablinasian on May 17, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait a second…..

just what are you insinuating here, cabby?

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by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cabby has been against Kaleb Canales since day one.

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by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

the next time i find a lady that i’m infatuated with, i’m going to hang out in her loft and play the same 3 notes over and over again on the harmonica

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

It always worked for me.

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by dario argento on May 17, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

good plan. especially if she’s as smokin hot as Claudia Cardinale

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah. she’s purdy.

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#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m not sure i could take the same liberties with her dress that charles bronson did, though

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#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

i mean, i could.. but i don’t think that would end well for me

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#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

you gotta be confident if you wanna be in the wild west.

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, sure. but you are only as confident as your ability to shoot from the hip, and i can’t hit two guys on horses from about 75 feet away

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#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

i can

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by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

with a six-shooter, from the hip?

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#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’d tell you to verify by asking the last guys that doubted me, but they aren’t around anymore…..

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by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

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Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

henry fonda, you dirty old man!

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#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was like getting punched in the stomach wasn’t it…..

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

wat movie?

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by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Once Upon a Time in the West

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by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh sasha

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by Name's Ash on May 17, 2010 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Would any kindhearted Bedger like to recap the first half for a fellow brother of the BE order?

by tblazers on May 17, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Suns come out hot

Lakers reply and stay hot (60%) the entire half. PHX stays close with FTs.

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by skywaker9 on May 17, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I disagree

DYERTJD?

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by Magnum on May 17, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

but everyday you can learn something new. What’s the fast animal on the planet for instance?

by appel82 on May 17, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

a 14 year old male the first time?

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by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's actually a hummingbird

their wings flap at over 200 mph if my memory serves me, fastest land mammal is a cheetah

by appel82 on May 17, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

They used to have this thing at OMSI

That would allow you to race various animals over a short distance (20 feet or so). The Cheetah always beat me…

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by skywaker9 on May 17, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

‘course there are, Sister portlandgiirl91 (btw, your name’s very long to type). Brother skywalker9 is living proof (what’s with the #-at-the-end-of-name thing?)

by tblazers on May 17, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

pg91 is fine

it’s how old i am. duh.

loveisrespect

by portlandgiirl91 on May 17, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

91 years old?

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by dario argento on May 17, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

she looks amazing for her age

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by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

she really should write a book

make some money telling her beauty secrets to the world

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by Magnum on May 17, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suns have to be happy

They are playing LA’s game and only down 7.

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by skywaker9 on May 17, 2010 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

For Sager this is not that bad

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by skywaker9 on May 17, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

I like yelling at Sager during timeouts at our games

Making up new and interesting ways to say he has horrible taste. All in good fun of course.

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by skywaker9 on May 17, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think its part of why players talk to him

They laugh so hard at his outfits it loosens them up.

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by skywaker9 on May 17, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's really the antithesis of baller chic

you never know when you might have to attend a garden party!

by appel82 on May 17, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

ewwww! l0l this was one of my friends status

WelcometoLA where the LAKERS play and we ride on them Suns like everyday..watchin the Lakeshow

now you’ll only get this if you know the actual song.

loveisrespect

by portlandgiirl91 on May 17, 2010 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

i’m watching/reading broken embrace; it’s pretty good.

by EvilKaramazov on May 17, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

i am eagerly awaiting the reception of that movie from netflix. it’s quite a ways down the list at the moment though

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by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

it kind of makes you want to throw up your heart though.

by EvilKaramazov on May 17, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s what good movies do. Almavador (i think that’s how you spell it) is a good director, but he makes some strange movies. Volver was pretty good. so was Talk to Her.

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m finishing up once upon a time in the west. henry fonda just had his way with the hot actress

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Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

so far, yeah.

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Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crap

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by skywaker9 on May 17, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

STOP SHOOTING HILL!

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by skywaker9 on May 17, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

in honor of the state the Suns call home

click the red for the big version

http://www.fohguild.org/forums/attachments/screenshots/138907d1272814663-immigration-protest-pictures-92547d1225343491-funny-strange-random-pics-immigration.gif

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by Magnum on May 17, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

i <3 ether?

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#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

either/or

you can like or, i guess, maybe i’ll make a i <3 which ever shirt

by EvilKaramazov on May 17, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Nas references.

by tblazers on May 17, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

i was thinking more along the lines of making myself look “like the village drunkard from an old irish novel”

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#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmm

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#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-mLuLnN2xw

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Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

now that’s a good edit…

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

i didn’t know soren kierkegaard’s middle name was nas…

in other news, nas has some new work w/ damion marley, i believe

by EvilKaramazov on May 17, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

<3

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

those arms need some sunlight.

by tblazers on May 17, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this a reference to the playoff slogan?

Either way, that’s not Oregonian pale; that’s nerd pale.

by tblazers on May 17, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

hence

I tree OR

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by Name's Ash on May 18, 2010 7:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

KOBE TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

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by skywaker9 on May 17, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

wow, the refs are way way way too involved right now

T’d up Hill for nothing

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by Magnum on May 17, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

?

Do you know what he said? Can you read lips?

by Nick Van Excellent on May 17, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

there's nothing he could have said in the brief time he looked at the ref which

doesn’t fall under the guideline of letting players react to calls.

“Zach you, ref” perhaps….but c’mon, he was walking away from the play and had a minor reaction especially if you compare it to how much bull guys like Sheed pull.

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by Magnum on May 17, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

So... what you're saying is you don't know what he said?

He could have said something incredibly inappropriate to the ref and completely deserved the tech. You just don’t know then, right?

by Nick Van Excellent on May 17, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

What could have Hill said in the 2 seconds he was looking at the ref?

which doesn’t fall under the guideline for letting players react to calls? I remind you that we’re talking about Grant Hill, not Sheed.

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by Magnum on May 17, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I tested it.

I just said 20 variations of tech worthy lines, each under 2 seconds.

by Nick Van Excellent on May 17, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah huh....

why the desire to defend the refs?

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by Magnum on May 17, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because it's the truth.

Why not? He’s a person, same as Hill. Give credit where credit is due.

by Nick Van Excellent on May 17, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

the truth?

you don’t know what he said either

We have
A) refs who were heavy on the whistle (see: what appel said about Kobe’s tech)
B) Grant Hill, one of the classiest guys in the league
C) Limited to non existent non verbal reaction to the call

I’m going to side with Hill and say the ref was way quick with that technical

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by Magnum on May 17, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just don't get this.
I’m going to side with Hill and say the ref was way quick with that technical

Without knowing what was said? That’s like flipping a coin, not seeing the result and then vehemently denying it was heads.

by Nick Van Excellent on May 17, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just explained why I'm siding with Hill

and not the refs who were quick on the whistle with other calls that game

without knowing what was said, I have to defer to secondary criteria like Hill’s character.

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As for the Blazers...They are officially the NBA equivalent of a movie serial killer
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by Magnum on May 17, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

why the desire to defend the Suns?

#52

by Cablinasian on May 17, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

easy

They’re playing the Fakers

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by Magnum on May 17, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

plus they just gave one to kobe for mouthing off

there were some other calls i think the lakers got though; suns could still win the series, i guess, but no one can stop gasol, probably too many size advantages for LA at most positions.

by appel82 on May 17, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, good point

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by Magnum on May 17, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

sheesh, tough to beat the refs at staples.

by appel82 on May 17, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

i think they’re pretty funny.

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

their new market:

gay men and men that didn’t know they were gay, and men’s girlfriends; it’s worse than marketing to children, not really but feels it.

by appel82 on May 17, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

was he gay?

obviously that saying is true then. unfortunately =/

loveisrespect

by portlandgiirl91 on May 17, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

hot guys are for chicks and guys that like other guys is what i’m sayin shoog.

by appel82 on May 17, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

i just got pg91’d
i need some ice

by appel82 on May 17, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, the commercial with the attractive guy on the horse for example, he is addressing the audience as “ladies” “Your man will only be as good as me if you buy him old spice him, your boyfriend is nothing if you don’t buy him this product, his faramones are weaksauce”

by appel82 on May 17, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

men on horses?

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by Magnum on May 17, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

this isn’t the 19th century. Not a common thing

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by Magnum on May 17, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

uhhhh....what?

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by Magnum on May 17, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s what links are for

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

men that are horses too


also this just because i think they pair nicely:

by appel82 on May 17, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love them. Just so ridiculous.

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by dario argento on May 17, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heart the Terry Crews ones.

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by dario argento on May 17, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

People who plug their keyboard into their speakers aren't stupid

that would be stereotyping

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by Magnum on May 17, 2010 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

wow…..

that’s one thing i haven’t seen yet at my job.

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

………..

loveisrespect

by portlandgiirl91 on May 17, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

And I can’t believe I’m not being sarcastic.

by tblazers on May 17, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

An illiterate fisherman

was lost at C

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by Magnum on May 17, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

i sea what you did there

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by Name's Ash on May 18, 2010 8:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

I submitted 10 puns to a pun contest hoping one would win

but no pun in 10 did

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by Magnum on May 17, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

i can provide you a raccoon, if you’re interested

by EvilKaramazov on May 17, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

the raccoon adds nothing

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by Magnum on May 17, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

ask him for a wood chuck

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by Name's Ash on May 18, 2010 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

well this game was kinda predictable.

#52

by Cablinasian on May 17, 2010 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

you mean the refs breaking the suns at a critical moment which allow the fakers to go on a significant run?

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by Magnum on May 17, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

meh

whether or not the refs made those calls didn’t alter the fact that the Suns haven’t shown in significant answer for Kobe or Odom.

by atomiccafe on May 17, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

that fact that they fakers broke open the game after that point says plenty

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As for the Blazers...They are officially the NBA equivalent of a movie serial killer
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by Magnum on May 17, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

No it doesn't.

It might say something, but it doesn’t say plenty. The Suns can’t defend three of the Lakers at all. The refs have nothing to do with them losing. They are losing because the Suns are flat out outclassed.

by Nick Van Excellent on May 17, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

emotional swings

frustration, Hill going to the bench, these things change the outlook of the game. I’m not saying the Suns would be winning, but I don’t think the Fakers open up a near 20 point lead without it

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-Dave
As for the Blazers...They are officially the NBA equivalent of a movie serial killer
-basketbawful

by Magnum on May 17, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’re giving an enormous amount of credit to a one-point play.

#52

by Cablinasian on May 17, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

perhaps

I just always hate it when I see the refs get way too invovled and then see the team that got the benefit making a big run.

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
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As for the Blazers...They are officially the NBA equivalent of a movie serial killer
-basketbawful

by Magnum on May 17, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

My nickname for it is a Momentum Call

Where one call seems to swing game momentum, whether it actually does or not.

by Timmay! on May 17, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, makes sense

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by Magnum on May 17, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Suns were at arm’s length the whole game, and Hill wasn’t having any more success guarding Kobe than Dudley.

by atomiccafe on May 17, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Emotional swings?

I seriously doubt it took any emotional toll at all. If it did then they are truly a weak minded team that would have probably lost by 20 anyway.

by Nick Van Excellent on May 17, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

you don't think it would be frustrating to have calls going against you?

especially really minor ones?

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
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As for the Blazers...They are officially the NBA equivalent of a movie serial killer
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by Magnum on May 17, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

The whole game is frustrating.

There are bad calls every single game. If you can’t handle frustration then you aren’t going to win.

by Nick Van Excellent on May 17, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

not all calls are created equal

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As for the Blazers...They are officially the NBA equivalent of a movie serial killer
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by Magnum on May 17, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

the Suns can’t defend Kobe, Lamar, or Pau.

#52

by Cablinasian on May 17, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

they will adjust, but tonight they can’t.

by atomiccafe on May 17, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

how do they adjust? Both Pau and Kobe will require doubles.

#52

by Cablinasian on May 17, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hedge over on Pau, hope Kobe misses more shots than he did tonight. He won’t hit those midrange shots at that rate all series.

Also need to improve their offense. That’s probly the realistic adjustment to make.

by atomiccafe on May 17, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think all the offense in the world stops LA, considering Phoenix’s individual defenders. The ragtag Blazers hung some pretty good offensive games on them; who besides Hill is an above average defender?

#52

by Cablinasian on May 17, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Play Goran Dragic? :)

I’m not saying their the favorites, but they are 4-15 from deep in this one, so there’s quite a bit room there for them to become more explosive.

by atomiccafe on May 17, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

screw it, run:

nash, dragic, richardson, dudley, hill

run a 1-2-1-1-1 full court press and give LA 48 minutes of hell

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

you have to have players who can press to press. Also, the Lakers would have an o-eff of about 200 with any of those guys guarding Hill.

A press with those defenders would be funny to watch.

#52

by Cablinasian on May 17, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

barbosa? amundson?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Barbosa is Travis on defense.

you have to have the right personnel to run any kind of press. The Suns have the personnel to take the ball out of the net and get on offense.

#52

by Cablinasian on May 17, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

run zone and force fisher/kobe/artest/odom to beat you from deep?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Laker bigs would then demolish them on the offensive glass.

#52

by Cablinasian on May 17, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

poor phoenix..

they somehow have to force la to go small

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

poor Phoenix just isn’t as good as LA.

#52

by Cablinasian on May 17, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

they have to hit their threes and swarm on defense. LA won’t feel any pressure if Phoenix doesn’t outscore them at least in some spurts.

by atomiccafe on May 17, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the only way they beat LA is if they somehow get unreasonably hot from three for a few games. LA will be unfocused, so they’ll drop two games maybe, but they’ll win the series if Phoenix can’t make and take a whole lotta threes.

#52

by Cablinasian on May 17, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

all they gotta do is wear the los suns jerseys

every single game. they are undefeated in them

by HD on May 17, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

more like

they won’t all have great games at the same time again

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
-Dave
As for the Blazers...They are officially the NBA equivalent of a movie serial killer
-basketbawful

by Magnum on May 17, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

you think Gasol and Kobe won’t tear Dudley/Richardson and Frye/Amare up consistently?

#52

by Cablinasian on May 17, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kobe will have at least 2 games where he goes 8 for 26 or something like that

it’s just what he does

And any game where Kobe is shooting that much and that bad it means Gasol isn’t getting enough touches.

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
-Dave
As for the Blazers...They are officially the NBA equivalent of a movie serial killer
-basketbawful

by Magnum on May 17, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

and of course

Odom will disappear again

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
-Dave
As for the Blazers...They are officially the NBA equivalent of a movie serial killer
-basketbawful

by Magnum on May 17, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Changed iPod name to Titanic

It’s syncing now

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
-Dave
As for the Blazers...They are officially the NBA equivalent of a movie serial killer
-basketbawful

by Magnum on May 17, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Was Richardson in the act of shooting when he got fouled? Sure looked like they could’ve called it that way…

by atomiccafe on May 17, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Frye learned well in his stay in Portland. The classic foot out of bounds never gets old.

by tblazers on May 17, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I'll give you all my dead batteries

free of charge

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
-Dave
As for the Blazers...They are officially the NBA equivalent of a movie serial killer
-basketbawful

by Magnum on May 17, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

whatever book or internet site you’re getting these from is pretty good

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is a will?

It’s a dead giveaway

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
-Dave
As for the Blazers...They are officially the NBA equivalent of a movie serial killer
-basketbawful

by Magnum on May 17, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

We were going to ship a truck load of food

but we found it just wasn’t palatable

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
-Dave
As for the Blazers...They are officially the NBA equivalent of a movie serial killer
-basketbawful

by Magnum on May 17, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

your momma’s so ugly, she made a guest appearance on Barney and the Motions Picture Association of America had to give the episode an R rating.

by tblazers on May 17, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

A backwards poet

writes inverse

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
-Dave
As for the Blazers...They are officially the NBA equivalent of a movie serial killer
-basketbawful

by Magnum on May 17, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

wow yanks get two 2 run homers in the bottom of the ninth

off papelbon to win 11-9. i should have been watching that game

by HD on May 17, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

sounds like you heard about the important part

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
-Dave
As for the Blazers...They are officially the NBA equivalent of a movie serial killer
-basketbawful

by Magnum on May 17, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw the walkoff shot between commercials of basketball. It was a no-doubter… Papelbon sucks. Hehe.

#52

by Cablinasian on May 17, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

The day after Rivera choked

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on May 17, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

It wasn't school that John didn't like

it was the principle of it

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
-Dave
As for the Blazers...They are officially the NBA equivalent of a movie serial killer
-basketbawful

by Magnum on May 17, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

horse hair competition?

by EvilKaramazov on May 17, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Serengeti hair styling competition

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

they don't even have a pro team there

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
-Dave
As for the Blazers...They are officially the NBA equivalent of a movie serial killer
-basketbawful

by Magnum on May 17, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’d be so embarrassing for Hill, dunked on silly and called for the foul.

by tblazers on May 17, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol a-rod looks so excited to celebrate the win

than gets distracted by his hat falling off and misses it

by HD on May 17, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Some guy told me I was average

but he was just being mean

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
-Dave
As for the Blazers...They are officially the NBA equivalent of a movie serial killer
-basketbawful

by Magnum on May 17, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

what book are you getting these out of?

by appel82 on May 17, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

the book mortimer wrote

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
-Dave
As for the Blazers...They are officially the NBA equivalent of a movie serial killer
-basketbawful

by Magnum on May 17, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was posted up thread

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
-Dave
As for the Blazers...They are officially the NBA equivalent of a movie serial killer
-basketbawful

by Magnum on May 17, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

sex chamber!?

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
-Dave
As for the Blazers...They are officially the NBA equivalent of a movie serial killer
-basketbawful

by Magnum on May 17, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

everyone knows the hottest lovemaking happens in the library (or i heard that at least)

by appel82 on May 17, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

1 in 5 what? 1 in 5 people agree. I could see this; some people don’t even know what the library is.

by EvilKaramazov on May 17, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

i bet it’s a lower percentage that this.

by EvilKaramazov on May 17, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

everyone wants to say they’ve done it, but sex in a public building takes a lot of preparation; it’s like robbing a bank.

by EvilKaramazov on May 17, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

which presidents’ mask would she wear?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

nixon—it’s empowering

by EvilKaramazov on May 17, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

JFK

i heard he cheated on all da time. playa fo real.

loveisrespect

by portlandgiirl91 on May 17, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

please elaborate, i’m fetching my cribsheet

by appel82 on May 17, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

well it depends on the layout of the library. example: some rolling archives you can actually get into if you go to the empty space and crawl into them. the problem w/ this is that if anyone tries to open the archives they’ll hit you. basically it has to be done near closing time, in a secure location. you can also, sometimes hide out until they close the library, but then there is a security breach as you exit through an emergency exit…. so as long as security isn’t around…

by EvilKaramazov on May 17, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

it wouldn't be hard at u of o's library

there are places nobody ever goes to. I used to find them so i could sleep between classes.

by HD on May 17, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

aren’t you a regular neil mccauley

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice reference.

"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden

by dario argento on May 17, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

(had to look the character’s name up haha)

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

i didn’t study in the library. i spent time in a building that was open all the time, and would sometimes sleep under the tables where security never looked.

by EvilKaramazov on May 17, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahah

i HEARD that people are hornier at libraries, i swear i heard it in here. Someone said something like if you go up to a girl, you are more likely to be recieve the time

by appel82 on May 17, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope

because it’s stimulating, but you need a break, sometimes a long one

by appel82 on May 17, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

you can't take that long of a break in the library

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
-Dave
As for the Blazers...They are officially the NBA equivalent of a movie serial killer
-basketbawful

by Magnum on May 17, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I went to a nerd school

people actually used the library there.

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
-Dave
As for the Blazers...They are officially the NBA equivalent of a movie serial killer
-basketbawful

by Magnum on May 17, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

if you guys read the rest of the jd i wouldn’t have to esplain

by appel82 on May 17, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

you know what’s a weird movie?

Coraline

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs is weird in a good way.

by tblazers on May 17, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, that wasn’t as weird as Coraline.

i’m gonna watch The Professionals now

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I watched the first few minutes of that

the stop motion was just annoying me.

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
-Dave
As for the Blazers...They are officially the NBA equivalent of a movie serial killer
-basketbawful

by Magnum on May 17, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

didn’t even look like stop motion to me. looked like computer animation.

did you see Fantastic Mr. Fox? that’s a really good movie, but looks like actual stop motion so you might find that annoying.

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, Mr. Fox is too

I’m not going to watch it.

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
-Dave
As for the Blazers...They are officially the NBA equivalent of a movie serial killer
-basketbawful

by Magnum on May 17, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s a really really good movie though

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

A BEdger who was working on it promoted it here a few times

I liked the visuals a lot, but I think the director screwed up the story a bit

by Norsktroll on May 18, 2010 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

That was a remarkable pass by Gasol.

by atomiccafe on May 17, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

If you don't pay your exorcist

you get repossessed

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
-Dave
As for the Blazers...They are officially the NBA equivalent of a movie serial killer
-basketbawful

by Magnum on May 17, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

hi tom. the unicorn in your avatar seems to be stricken w/ something i can’t quite get my mind around.

by EvilKaramazov on May 17, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

tominhawaii has taught me that looks are deceiving.

by tblazers on May 17, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

then his plan will have succeeded and we’ll have to hear about that too

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

I actually am in favor of trading Miller. His value is higher than it’s ever been this past season. He’s not getting younger and I do think his shooting hurt us sometimes.

He’s still a baller and one of my favorites, just maybe not the best fit for this team.

by Nick Van Excellent on May 17, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

my thoughts as well.

#52

by Cablinasian on May 17, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’d still like to see what the entire team can do together if healthy. i’d only like to see “extra” pieces leave. Dre isn’t one of those yet.

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, we would benefit from better shooting at the PG position

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
-Dave
As for the Blazers...They are officially the NBA equivalent of a movie serial killer
-basketbawful

by Magnum on May 17, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t really understand why his value would be any higher than when we acquired him and nobody wanted to pay more than the MLE for him.

by atomiccafe on May 17, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

very few teams had the space to sign him for above the MLE

#52

by Cablinasian on May 17, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

also

expiring contract

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
-Dave
As for the Blazers...They are officially the NBA equivalent of a movie serial killer
-basketbawful

by Magnum on May 17, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

sure, but if there was demand for him, someone might have tried to offer a sign and trade package. Andre Miller wasn’t a hugely desirable asset last offseason, and I just don’t see how he’ll be a lot more desirable this offseason. If we can get good value back, great. Just think it’s unlikely.

by atomiccafe on May 17, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lopez looks sprightly. Hopefully he can get more like 30 mpg from here on out—they need him to rebound and d up Gasol.

by atomiccafe on May 17, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah, the Suns just have to hope Odom got all his caring out of his system and Kobe got all his efficiency out in one game.

More likely is that they just aren’t as good. :(

by atomiccafe on May 17, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

what a weird ending

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

but awesome right?

it’s an elegy. or an ode maybe. i love that movie. you can buy it on dvd on the cheap too.

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

charles bronson rides off into the sunset, but with a dead guy strapped to a horse vs the girl? definitely not the norm hahaha.

but it definitely is symbolism for the ‘end of the old west’, as the outlaw and the lone wanderer are forced to move on.

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

with the train rolling through the frame in the opposite way the old gunslingers are traveling. old west guys (a la Ethan Edwards) don’t get the girl. they’re supposed to be alone cause they can’t be civilized. so not too odd that Bronson doesn’t get the girl.

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

i heard once that Leone wanted Eastwood for one of the 3 shooters at the very beginning of the move. that would have been awesome.

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes, angel eyes

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s in high noon too, very young.

by EvilKaramazov on May 17, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

i couldn’t remember who all he wanted. been a while since i saw the extras.

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

he wanted angel eyes and tuco for that part too

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

i haven’t seen too many westerns where the hero rides off with a dead body on his horse vs the girl…

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

i haven’t seen many modern westerns where he rides off with the girl. closest i can think of is Open Range. and even then he’s leaving Annette Bening at the homestead while he goes off with the livestock.

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

you are looking at this way too technically

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

they are conventions of a genre. how else should i look at them? you make great movies one of two ways as far as i can see:

1 follow the conventions of the genre (think A Prophet, which is pure genre flick and executed perfectly)

2 follow the conventions so well that you can subvert them. (think QT movies, like Inglorious Basterds)

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

i was just saying it’s not normal in a western for the main character to ride off with a dead body strapped to his horse! more usually, it’s the female lead

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

and i’m saying i don’t recall a modern western where the hero rides off with the female lead.

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmmm.. stagecoach?

hmmm.. stagecoach?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

is that a modern western?

most people claim The Searchers as the first modern western (i think Shane is in that conversation as well) and the character of Ethan Edwards as the birth of the western anti-hero. him being alone at the end of the film, shut out from society and civilization is where they got that convention for the modern western of’ the hero being alone.

i did think of another example though, if i’m remembering correctly, and that would be Outlaw Josey Wales, where they form a little society of their own.

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh… modern western..

i was looking at westerns as a genre overall, not modern westerns

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah. i kept having to correct myself as i was typing. cause all the early westerns i think you are correct: the hero got the girl. i haven’t seen many of those early ones. interesting that not many of them (were there any?) on that top 25 list.

it is interesting that at the end of OUTW Jill is left as the overseer of all the men. perhaps Leone’s way of ending that particular convention as well (ie men being left alone), while still having his hero ride off with the dead remnant of the old days….

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m gonna try to work on something just for you; we’ll see how it goes. i’ve got the bourbon flowing through the veins

by EvilKaramazov on May 17, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

sweet

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Though I grew up with a version that has different dialogue in some key scenes, which makes it even better imo. The things I don’t like about that film are tiny, like I would have preferred the two gunmen to stand farther away from each other in the final shootout. So close looks somewhat stupid.

by Norsktroll on May 18, 2010 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

kobe just referencing the most valuable puppets, so simple, but i have to say, it promotes nike and digs at lebron at the sametime, which is a pretty good deal for kobe, that bastard.

by appel82 on May 17, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

The Suns won the biggest loser category of them all: non-paint twos 32pts to 28pts. I’m going to keep track of this and see how well winning this category correlates to losing games.

by atomiccafe on May 17, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

watching that double and triple OT boston-phoenix game 5 from '76 that AK posted today

long twos were the bread and butter, it was pretty cool; they were tired and in foul trouble so the teams were just trading buckets and sinking tough shot after tough shot, pretty sveet.

by appel82 on May 17, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

long twos are such a stupid shot. Per Hoopdata, the bottom teams in the league in 16-23 footers attempted are:

ORL
HOU
BOS
CHAR
LAL
CLE
PHO

That’s the five best teams in the league along with two of the smartest staffs (Larry Brown + Adelman/Morey). The Blazers are #5 in the league. We’re making our offense too darn hard.

by atomiccafe on May 17, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure that the long 2s make the entire offense run smoothly. Do you even watch basketball?

#52

by Cablinasian on May 17, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

naw i know

calculus was different before 78.

by atomiccafe on May 17, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

they introduced the 3 pt line.

by atomiccafe on May 17, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was kinda funny in simmons podcast today

while talking to jj reddick he asked if they had 3 pt lines when he was in high school and jj laughed and said “in 2000? ya they did” it made simmons seem really old.
btw while i’m talking about simmons what was up with talking to the czar and not talking about fresh meat? that is the only reason i still listen to the podcasts and they haven’t talked about it since the opening episode. poo

by HD on May 17, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

this would be

Aldridge
Bayless
Camby

and those late in the shot clock heaves

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
-Dave
As for the Blazers...They are officially the NBA equivalent of a movie serial killer
-basketbawful

by Magnum on May 17, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, Andre usually only shoots those when forced to

and I don’t recall Roy shooting many 20 footers, he tends to shoot closer to the foul line after getting himself open.

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
-Dave
As for the Blazers...They are officially the NBA equivalent of a movie serial killer
-basketbawful

by Magnum on May 17, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

one of Roy’s favorite spots is the 19-footer at the top of the key.

#52

by Cablinasian on May 17, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

that move where he drives, stops and dribbles the ball between his legs to take the shot at the top of the key is so pretty

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#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s one of my favorite basketball moves, and it is nearly automatic, especially late in the game

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Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

it’s very pretty. Miles better than what Bayless does to get space out there

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by Magnum on May 17, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I said 20 footers!

:)

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by Magnum on May 17, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

i get your point though

roy is heady, is always probing and if he can get 15 instead of 20 he will, or if he get’s in a little further, instead of driving all the way and risk drawing a charge, he’s got that floater that’s like an alternate version of his jumper. i miss roy.

by appel82 on May 17, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just checked Jerryd’s stats—he sure does shoot a lot of those.

by atomiccafe on May 17, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

nearly as many as Brandon per minute.

#52

by Cablinasian on May 17, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

shouldn’t they just tell him to stop? Although him at 38% and LaMarcus at 41% are almost equally horrible options, especially considering Bayless is probably using his to set up a dribble drive.

by atomiccafe on May 17, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

the big difference being

Roy shoots more at the small end (16 feet) of that range and after getting himself open off a good move

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by Magnum on May 17, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brandon’s allowed to shoot them. They are similar shots to what Jerryd takes, Brandon’s just a lot more accurate.

#52

by Cablinasian on May 17, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s different when it’s your star and he’s forcing his defenders to respect the mid-range game so the driving lanes will open up. The other guys are the concern.

by atomiccafe on May 17, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brandon’s offensive game is really complete. The only thing that he doesn’t do well at this point is leading the bigs inside, probably.

#52

by Cablinasian on May 17, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't mind a little better fast break ability

But I think the concerns about his inability to run the break are a bit overblown.

by Timmay! on May 17, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

his NCAA team was second in the nation in pace. Certainly, he’s not adverse to running without the ball.

#52

by Cablinasian on May 17, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t mind if he shoots the three better.

by tblazers on May 17, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really? I recall him taking more three’s, though not making more.

by tblazers on May 17, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure how to check his season stats for the first x games of the year

So we may have to wait until the fall.

It may have also been that he had good three point shooting during his crazy great stretch.

by Timmay! on May 17, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I calculated his percentage before Jan. 13, and its 34.8%. That’s slightly better than his season average of 33%, but still a drop off from the 37.7% of last season.

by tblazers on May 17, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

a 2.9% gap on that small of a sample size comes down to a few made threes.

#52

by Cablinasian on May 17, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, shooting 37.7% this season would’ve given him only 10 more threes. Still, if he shot 34.8% during his hot streak, and 28.2% the second half of the season, working on the three pointer wouldn’t hurt. Even though bottom line, I consider most of this season a fluke for stats.

by tblazers on May 17, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

if he only shot 34.8% then why are we defining it as a “hot streak?”

#52

by Cablinasian on May 17, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s why I’m saying if during the Dec-Jan stretch when he was hot in general and scoring 23+/game, he only shot 34.8% from three, I’d like to see improvement.

by tblazers on May 17, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

look at Kobe’s 3p%. He’s obviously better than 32, but when you are the one who has to create looks late in the clock from deep, your percentage will suffer. It’s worlds different than Nic shooting open spot ups.

#52

by Cablinasian on May 17, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

for the kind of threes he takes, his percentages were pretty good last year and the first half of this year.

#52

by Cablinasian on May 17, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

80% of his threes were assisted. Do you know if they quantify attempts, or just makes?

by atomiccafe on May 17, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s just makes.

#52

by Cablinasian on May 17, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

a healthy Oden and Roy, a smarter Bayless

consistent 3s from Rudy will all help.

I think Aldridge should work on his range too. Might as well turn a few of those 22 footers into 3s

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by Magnum on May 17, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

we should never run a play for a long 2 though. The reason Bosh and Amar’e shoot those is because they are also a driving threat, so the shot sets up their drive. LaMarcus can’t do this.

by atomiccafe on May 17, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

we actually run plays for long 2s. It’s insanity.

#52

by Cablinasian on May 17, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

pick and pop

more like pick and brick

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by Magnum on May 17, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

more options at least

like camby hits cutters from that spot.

by appel82 on May 17, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

or he could just start making triples.

by atomiccafe on May 17, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

so much to work on!

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by Magnum on May 17, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's got a great post up game

i think he’s really talented. Sometimes i think he should just play center because he can usually outrun other centers, and has pretty quick footwork in the post, and if the other C is small, he CAN overpower them.

by appel82 on May 17, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, Aldridge is pretty terrible at center

we don’t want to play small ball with him at center.

He’s got an okay post up game. He only uses one move consistently (the running hook). He’s shown he has other moves, but he rarely breaks them out. He needs to get a left hand hook and a spin move.

He also needs to learn how to take 1-2 dribbles (perhaps after a pump fake) and get to the rim with his length.
He also needs to work on passing out of the double team and not waiting to be double teamed (make the defense react to you not the other way around).
And a 35% 3 point shot (absolute max. 3 att. per game) would be fantastic.

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by Magnum on May 17, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

he needs to train with bosh for a summer, so he can learn to how dribble

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Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can give him a tip right now

just because you’re tall doesn’t mean you have to dribble the ball 5 feet in the air.

I think his mother forced him to have perfect posture so he can’t get low to the floor to limit exposure to his dribble.

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by Magnum on May 17, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

LaMarcus used to have better handles as a rookie/sophomore. I think he spent too much time lifting weights over the last two summers and not enough working on ball handing skills.

by tblazers on May 17, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

seems like he has naturally great hands, but no real inclination to develop a face-up game. Sad.

by atomiccafe on May 17, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s trained with Bosh the last two summers.

#52

by Cablinasian on May 17, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

what I meant was

all those things help the team avoid shooting long 2s. Oden is in the post. Roy gets to the rim. Rudy hits 3s.

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by Magnum on May 17, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

the offense intrinsically yields long 2s. That doesn’t wholly change based on personnel.

#52

by Cablinasian on May 17, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s not even the “offense” so much. We could keep all Nate’s principles and have guys spot up at the three point line instead.

by atomiccafe on May 17, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

the offense is intrinsically set up to create jump shots. We could definitely alter the pick and pop type plays to go for three instead of the long two.

But, there’s somewhat of a problem with an offense that yields jump shots.

#52

by Cablinasian on May 17, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

sure

although we’ve gone from 10th in the league in at-rim attempts to 28th, which goes to show that Brandon and Greg have a lot to do with it.

by atomiccafe on May 17, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

having two of the top ten PERs (when healthy) in the league makes things look better.

#52

by Cablinasian on May 17, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

it changes based on healthy personnel

Oden getting put backs and dunks replaces less efficient shots
Roy at 100% doesn’t have to settle for jumpers and can attack better.
Rudy making his 3s means we don’t have to use the pick and pop as much.

Easy offense from other sources replaces some of the ugly shots.

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by Magnum on May 17, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

at what point do you wonder about a system that has to be bailed out by superior personnel?

#52

by Cablinasian on May 17, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

the system definitely sucks

I’m just saying we get fewer long 2s when our guys are playing better. It applies to any team really, but moreso to us because of the system.

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by Magnum on May 17, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you think it’s a problem per se to shoot a lot of jumpers? It just seems like you should either be a three point shooting team or a get to the rim team. Both styles are represented in the last four. And Orlando’s show it’s a sustainable strategy, making the finals over CLE and BOS last year and making the ECF this year.

by atomiccafe on May 17, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

there’s different kinds of jumpers. Orlando gets jumpers out of Howard being really big and clever pick and roll schemes that force the defense to leave someone. We get jumpers out of isolation or pick and pop.

#52

by Cablinasian on May 17, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

sure sure, i think almost everyone agrees the offense is a big problem.

by atomiccafe on May 17, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

and the Mariners fall to 14-24. Hope is leaving the building.

#52

by Cablinasian on May 17, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

game isn’t over

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Colome comes in with the Ms down 5. A team that struggles to score 5 runs over two games, with half of the game left, with its worst reliever in the game.

#52

by Cablinasian on May 17, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this all an offense problem?

Talk about falling way behind expectations.

by Timmay! on May 17, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s an offense problem, a fifth starter problem, and a BAD bullpen problem.

#52

by Cablinasian on May 17, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

the offense is truly atrocious and the bullpen is merely very bad.

#52

by Cablinasian on May 18, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

looks like tonight it’s a pitching problem

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll be impressed when you bowl a 900

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by Magnum on May 17, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

do you really think bowling is some mysterious activity that no one understands?

a perfect game is 300 and if you play 3 games…..

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by Magnum on May 17, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

zaching bowling… how does it work?

John Hancock

by The Arkitect on May 17, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t ruin it for me, please. Just let me have my magnets and bowling.

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by Name's Ash on May 18, 2010 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

How many strikes in a 900 series?? Careful, it is a trick question

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on May 17, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

But I lied...it wasn't a trick question

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on May 17, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, you need 12 strikes in single game of bowling to get 300

so, 36

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by Magnum on May 17, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

actually, yes

I’m strongly considering getting a teaching degree and teaching math/science.

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by Magnum on May 17, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

no...you get to finish

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by 92wastheyear on May 18, 2010 7:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

that is when the bumpers pop out, and the MC makes fun of you.

The opinions expressed in this commentary are solely those of Ash.

by Name's Ash on May 18, 2010 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

BASEBALL SUCKS

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn, wrong sport

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

good catch

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Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even though I have no idea what those numbers represent, you seem happy, so con grat chu lay shun.

by tblazers on May 17, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

ya I got that much

by tblazers on May 17, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

300 is the top score in bowling.

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

i woulda had one too if it wasnt for stupid ten pins

i sucked the first 3 frames and then the last 27 i had all strikes and 8 ten pins

by Dirty Socks on May 17, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know how to swim because there are hot female lifeguards; I don’t know how to bowl because there aren’t hot female bowlers.

by tblazers on May 17, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

she wants to get wet and play with balls

duh

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by Magnum on May 17, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow……

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

you know it

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by Magnum on May 17, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

there aren’t hot female bowlers

there are, there are.

by Dirty Socks on May 17, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

hot compared to other bowlers

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by Magnum on May 17, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

but not fine girl bowlers

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by Magnum on May 17, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

we all know the best looking athletes are runners

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by Magnum on May 17, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

volleyball players would like a word with you

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

they might beat runners in a competition to wear as little as possible while competing

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by Magnum on May 17, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

“President Obama has nominated the third New Yorker for the court. This isn’t a problem. It only becomes a problem when there are five New Yorkers on the court.” [displays picture of the Knicks starters]

I’m watching Saturday’s SNL.

by Timmay! on May 17, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

TWSS

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by Philthyanimal on May 17, 2010 9:12 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

until she was payed enough not to say it in court.

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

OH SNAP

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by Magnum on May 17, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nash played like crap

He does that, no shot.

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by skywaker9 on May 17, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants trying to erase the curse of the Padres

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by skywaker9 on May 17, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

i really hope they can get it done too

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Curz the Ms really suck

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by skywaker9 on May 17, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kids keep running out on the field during the game

Funny, love MLB.TV

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by skywaker9 on May 17, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

idiots

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Padres announcing team wishes all the idiots that did that

Got Tased.

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by skywaker9 on May 17, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

kruk and kuip (giants announcers) are about as mad as i’ve ever heard them

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I get to pick

So I’m listening to the Pads guys since I’ve never heard them before.

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by skywaker9 on May 17, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahahaahaahahha it’s never gonna happen

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Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a NASTY strikeout pitch

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by skywaker9 on May 17, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

velez is a terrible baseball player

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Arrgh

Why do teams with no fan support like SD win…

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by skywaker9 on May 17, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

the padres, and more specifically PETCO Park, OWN the giants.

it’s like the blazers not winning in oracle arena, except 10x worse

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

against san diego, the giants have scored 9 runs in 7 games

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

the giants are 21-9 against teams not named san diego

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

i get to see the M’s play SD this coming weekend. hopefully we can help get you guys a couple games closer

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 17, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

the Mariners are insane. Keeping Griffey and Sweeney, playing Tuiasisopo when he’s awful and there are better options, getting Bradley angry by pulling him after a few Ks, carrying a seven man bullpen and two DHs who can’t play the field… this roster management is nuts.

#52

by Cablinasian on May 17, 2010 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

the giants are just as bad, if not worse

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wak is an idiot

The Ms winning all those close games last year looks more like a mirage all the time.

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by skywaker9 on May 17, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahhaahaa

For the 37th time in his career, Matt Cain did not win a game in which he allowed fewer than two earned runs in six innings or more. That’s a real stat. No hyperbole. Maybe the Giants just need to bunt better.

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

So other than "Not Utah/Houston"

Any other Draft Lottery wishes tomorrow?

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by skywaker9 on May 17, 2010 10:28 PM PDT reply actions  

new jersey, probably

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Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is the correct answer.

#52

by Cablinasian on May 17, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

this^

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by dario argento on May 17, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

a team with a good PG and dumb management gets number 1

then trades us Wall for pennies on the dollar

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by Magnum on May 17, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is lamartha, Bayless, and future picks worth a #1 pick?

"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden

by dario argento on May 17, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

who is lamartha?

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
-Dave
As for the Blazers...They are officially the NBA equivalent of a movie serial killer
-basketbawful

by Magnum on May 17, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lamartha Aldridge.

"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden

by dario argento on May 17, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

hahha lamartha. that’s his new nickname

loveisrespect

by portlandgiirl91 on May 17, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like it. I think it's appropriate.

"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden

by dario argento on May 17, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't take credit for it. My buudy said it and I stole it.

"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden

by dario argento on May 17, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

h8ter!

"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden

by dario argento on May 17, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

How good do people think Wall will be?

if his floor is Rose then teams aren’t going to take a non all star.

It’s worth suggesting though. Send out those guys, take back a bad contract and get Wall…..

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-Dave
As for the Blazers...They are officially the NBA equivalent of a movie serial killer
-basketbawful

by Magnum on May 17, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it's a starting point that some teams might consider.

"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden

by dario argento on May 17, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, I agree, it's a good place to start talking

and if the team who gets number 1 already has a PG of the future (NJ and Harris could qualify on that front) they might be more apt to consider a deal

of course, this is all pie in the sky stuff. Has a number 1 pick ever been traded away?

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
-Dave
As for the Blazers...They are officially the NBA equivalent of a movie serial killer
-basketbawful

by Magnum on May 17, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't think of one in recent memory.

"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden

by dario argento on May 17, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone still here? Any horror fans? I'm watching one of the most shocking films ever made.

"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden

by dario argento on May 17, 2010 11:06 PM PDT reply actions  

i'm still here

i failed at the zenmastur thing. I’ll probably stream a movie on the interwebs if i can find one worth watching what’s this horrorshow business?

by appel82 on May 17, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's a French shocker called Martyrs. Truly shocking and horrifying. Not for the squeamish, but an amazing film if you can stomach it. It haunted me for days.

Sorry for ruining your zenmaster art.

"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden

by dario argento on May 17, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

i ruined it

but now it says usa backwards, and zen mas u, which is just fine

by appel82 on May 17, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

zen mas u FTW

"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden

by dario argento on May 17, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeeaayeah!

"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden

by dario argento on May 17, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm in and out(like a fast food restaurant)

i’m halfheartedly working on some homework that ain’t due yet

by HD on May 17, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

phht homework. I hate homework, and am rebelling this evening.

"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden

by dario argento on May 17, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm in and out(like a fast food restaurant)

hahah would totally be rap lyrics nowadays.

loveisrespect

by portlandgiirl91 on May 17, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought the same thing.

"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden

by dario argento on May 17, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

except what rhymes with restaurant?

I’m hard to read like wingdings font!?
c’mon baby let’s go for a jaunt?

by appel82 on May 17, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m in and out like a fast food restaurant,
All the fat, grease, and diabetes you could ever want

by tblazers on May 17, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

flaunt

as in “i’m in and out like a fast food restaurant. I ain’t gotta flaunt.So dope i don’t jog i jaunt. Forget yo momma jokes its all about yo aunt.”

by HD on May 17, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

smh

it doesn’t have 2 rhyme does it?

loveisrespect

by portlandgiirl91 on May 17, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anybody know what this means?

 370H5SV

by tblazers on May 17, 2010 11:23 PM PDT reply actions  

everyone knows what that means.

"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden

by dario argento on May 17, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

can you enlighten me?

by tblazers on May 17, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

not on here. but I'm pretty zachhole might ring a bell.

"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden

by dario argento on May 17, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol.

"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden

by dario argento on May 17, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same to you

oh…and 0773H

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on May 17, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m trying to figure out what it means

by tblazers on May 17, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Read it upside down

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on May 17, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

ding ding ding!!!

"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden

by dario argento on May 17, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

3rd grade speak and spell tricks FTW.

"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden

by dario argento on May 17, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

58008!

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 17, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

hee hee

calculator spelling was fun

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on May 17, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loooooove 58008

"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden

by dario argento on May 17, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

what about 7215201314? I can’t make this one out.

by tblazers on May 17, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

somebody is messing with you

if they’re trying to get you to read this. It says ‘tziszoieia’

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on May 17, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

“tziszoieia”? You don’t say…Hopefully my friend will eventually tell me what it means.

by tblazers on May 17, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

370 hos; 5 stevie ray vaughns

by appel82 on May 17, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Marcus Camby gets an A. No surprises there.

by tblazers on May 17, 2010 11:42 PM PDT reply actions  

flash has taught me that I have a bad concept of spatial awareness

i’m working on a project in flash that is supposed to be about presenting data in a new and interesting way. Because i struggle with being about to make something intricate within a single frame i have instead created a middle school quality story about a left handed person that loves wu-tang, pocket watches and is struggling to find a lefty desk for his class.

by HD on May 17, 2010 11:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I want to see this story!!!

"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden

by dario argento on May 17, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll post it once it's finished

which will probably be wednesday when it’s due

by HD on May 18, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

in the middle east

dubai wiki

"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden

by dario argento on May 17, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

well they would be quite wrong.

"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden

by dario argento on May 18, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

who would attempt such a thing?

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
-Dave
As for the Blazers...They are officially the NBA equivalent of a movie serial killer
-basketbawful

by Magnum on May 18, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

what'd you see?

"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden

by dario argento on May 17, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo

It was pretty good. Really intense(but the book is intense) and the actors were pretty perfect for the characters, at least the two main ones.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on May 17, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awesome. I want to see that.

"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden

by dario argento on May 18, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Have you read the book?

I can see that it would be good even not having read it, but there are a few little things that are made better having read it.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on May 18, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

no. heard it's good though. will probably watch the movie, as school is starting to dominate myreading habits.

"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden

by dario argento on May 18, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

ah, yes

school can do that. I’m actually being horrible this term and not really reading any of my assigned readings for my novel class and just reading my personal reading books…

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on May 18, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, kind of sucks. It ain't gonna get better any time soon either. I need to learn how to balance some pleasure reading with school.

"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden

by dario argento on May 18, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

it took me a while to learn how to do that

what “grade” are you in right now?

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on May 18, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh very early. Haven't been in school in 10 years. just now going back.

"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden

by dario argento on May 18, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, okay.

Yeah it wasn’t until my Junior year in my undergrad(I’m currently a fifth year senior, such is the outcome of working fulltime while trying to go to school and being forced to go parttime) that I got really good a balancing. Part of it also probably came from trending towards classes where I knew I’d have to read less.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on May 18, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I just need to get back in the swing of it. Just haven't been in college for a while.

"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden

by dario argento on May 18, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

do you know what the other book is called from the same author?

i was at borders the other day and saw the girl with the dragon tattoo but i hesitated.

loveisrespect

by portlandgiirl91 on May 18, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

girl who played with fire

I’m currently in the middle of it

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on May 18, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

yes i had it in my hand the whole time and planned on buying it

but it takes so much outta me to read esp when not required too sadly.
do you recommend it so far?

loveisrespect

by portlandgiirl91 on May 18, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well you wanna read girl with the dragon tattoo first

cause it’s the first in a trilogy. You could skip it, but that one really gets you to know the characters. I really like them both, they’re long though(I only mention this cause you said you’re not really into reading). They’re also very very dark and a bit disturbing. Probably especially for women (there is a lot of horrible sexual abuse). But, overall, I would certainly recommend it.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on May 18, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT!?

"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden

by dario argento on May 18, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

arghhhh!!! Now I’m going to have nightmares! Thanks a lot.

by tblazers on May 18, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I’m a bit out of luck. Basketball-reference has missed games of course, but doesn’t seem to distinguish why. CBSSports has up to date info, but not aggregates. Another source I have has dates, but it’s hard to calculate how many games that cost in some instances. For one season I could add it all up, but I wanted to look at something more historic.

by Norsktroll on May 18, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

i hate waiting in lines, especially for midnight releases

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 18, 2010 12:20 AM PDT reply actions  

did you get the game though?

lucky. Mine will be waiting for me when I get home from class tomorrow

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on May 18, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

yep, i’m firing it up now.

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on May 18, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

awesome

enjoy. I’m trying to play as much AC 2 tonight cause I know RDR will take up most my time after I get it.

"Bof teemz play hahd"

by GiantBlazer on May 18, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

awesomeness. That's what that is.

"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden

by dario argento on May 18, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

you don't like break dancing?

"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden

by dario argento on May 18, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

who doesn't like break dancing?

they should reboot the franchise and have it staring techno dog

by HD on May 18, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

with Adolfo shabbadoo?

"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden

by dario argento on May 18, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

aight I'm tired. hitting the hay. g'nite all.

"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden

by dario argento on May 18, 2010 12:32 AM PDT reply actions  

goodnight Mr. Argento.

#52

by Cablinasian on May 18, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, and I read a new comparison that I might agree with: “Al Horford with more skills”

by Norsktroll on May 18, 2010 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Could be. I have yet to see Splitter play against NBA talent to really know. He’s probably not the same kind of shot blocker as Lopez, but he plays inside and hustles. He’s not your typical Euro big who really plays out at the perimeter like Okur or Dirk or Bargnani. Or LaMarcus. He never shoots threes. He stays inside, grabs offensive boards, and puts them in. I’m not sure I would say he is very skilled, but he has a few go-to moves. And was as efficient as Scola when Scola left Spain (and he’s younger, and 6-11 to 7-0). Some mix of Lopez, Scola, Joel P, Horford, … But it’s impossible to know until he plays NBA players day in and day out.

by Norsktroll on May 18, 2010 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Al Horford is pretty dang skilled.

#52

by Cablinasian on May 18, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s a quote from an unnamed NBA scout

by Norsktroll on May 18, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

either Splitter is real real good or they’re underrating Snow.

#52

by Cablinasian on May 18, 2010 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

dang Spurs

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
-Dave
As for the Blazers...They are officially the NBA equivalent of a movie serial killer
-basketbawful

by Magnum on May 18, 2010 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would root for the Celtics. That’s painful.

#52

by Cablinasian on May 18, 2010 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think the NBA executive would love another Faker Celtic finals

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
-Dave
As for the Blazers...They are officially the NBA equivalent of a movie serial killer
-basketbawful

by Magnum on May 18, 2010 1:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

So if the Nets win the lottery tonight, would you rather offer the “current Blazers starting point guard” (copyright TiH) or a package of Rudy/Bayless and Joel for Devin Harris? Would probably have to include Martell and picks/stashed Euro and cash too.

Alternatively, would the Nets offer the #1 pick to the Cavs to entice them to a S&T for LeBron?

by Norsktroll on May 18, 2010 1:15 AM PDT reply actions  

what do you think they want to help fill out their roster?

They get Wall and a big name FA to go with Lopez

Do they just want a handful of cheap bench guys so they can go after a 2nd FA?
Do they want a starter because they are giving up Harris?

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
-Dave
As for the Blazers...They are officially the NBA equivalent of a movie serial killer
-basketbawful

by Magnum on May 18, 2010 1:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe.

That’s still a fantastic roster with Lebron, especially if they can get another player like Bosh, Lee or anyone more useful than Yi. Even Haywood would be pretty neat.

by Nick Van Excellent on May 18, 2010 8:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Another maximum-level guy like Chris Bosh -- or at worst David Lee -- would be necessary for ...

LeBron James to join New Jersey. Dumping Yi Jianlian would be a boon, too, such as to the Golden State Warriors for oft-injured Brandan Wright.

by AK1984 on May 18, 2010 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm still hopeful that Wright becomes a decent rotation player.

David Lee would probably look better playing next to Harris, Lopez and Lebron. He’s a bad defender, but everyone else in that rotation would be good, so I wouldn’t worry about it too much. Plus a decent coach could make the team defense work, especially since stretch 4’s are in vogue.

by Nick Van Excellent on May 18, 2010 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

i would think a package of

dre, rudy, euro and cash could get harris. He would lose a some value in the trade market with them having wall, and dre could be a nice stop gap until wall can really dominate. The problem seems to be they have a sg(terrance williams) and (in this scenario) 2 pgs so maybe that makes my deal impossible because of lack of interest. I would bet they would push for batum and maybe settle for marty, rudy, euro( most likely freeland) and cash.

by HD on May 18, 2010 1:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm in the process of throwing out all old batteries in my house and replacing them with Sanyo Eneloops

Really nice advancement in battery technology (very low self-discharge, so you can let them sit around), and at about the same price as standard rechargeable batteries. I’ve already upgraded my keyboard, mouse, TV remotes, XBox controller, … Only in things like clocks the old ones will survive a while longer. Had some disappointing performance of other batteries recently, and one that corroded, so now I make the jump.

by Norsktroll on May 18, 2010 2:45 AM PDT reply actions  

I'm doing a crazy, elaborate off season hypothetical that I'll post in the trade drawer sometime tomorrow

where we acquire Harris and Bosh while shipping out half the roster.

How do people feel about this lineup

Devin Harris
Roy
Batum
Bosh
Oden

with the main subs being

Mike Miller
Marcus Camby

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
-Dave
As for the Blazers...They are officially the NBA equivalent of a movie serial killer
-basketbawful

by Magnum on May 18, 2010 3:29 AM PDT reply actions  

You could go with the dramatic decrease in production that Camby had as a Blazer vs as a Clipper

7.7ppg, 12.1rpg, 3.0apg, 1.3 TOs, and 2.1 PFs >>>>Clipper
7.0ppg, 11.1rpg, 1.5apg, 1.2 TOs, and 2.4 PFs >>>>Blazer

That doesn’t happen by accident

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on May 18, 2010 7:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just blamed all the injuries on him

Does Dave do them for Nate and KP too?

I plan on complaining about the signing of the point guard and complain about Nate playing him in the 4th quarter.

by tominhawaii on May 18, 2010 8:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seems like Dave does do year end reviews of Nate

and KP….not 100% sure but I think so

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on May 18, 2010 8:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I kind of remember that too

I’m too lazy to research it though.

by tominhawaii on May 18, 2010 8:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

So you are saying you are not very classy.....

….and you are really gamey!

got it!

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on May 18, 2010 7:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

me too. i am still hoping i get sick so i can leave work. i’m waiting for cloudy to check in and tell us all how awesome the game is.

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 18, 2010 7:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

who is on jd duty today?

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 18, 2010 8:12 AM PDT reply actions  

Will somebody please make a bacon flavored latte?

And some new junk?

"Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child."

-Ron Wild

by fajunga on May 18, 2010 9:14 AM PDT reply actions  

the latte or the junk?

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 18, 2010 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

i played that one the other day. kinda fun.

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 18, 2010 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah too short.

did you do the one where you’re a thief and stealing art and stuff?

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 18, 2010 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Did you do the one where you’re a hitman in a hotel room?

by tominhawaii on May 18, 2010 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

no i don’t think so

...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on May 18, 2010 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

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