The Evil Truth(s) of Blazersedge -- JD 5/1
by jscot on May 1, 2010 3:54 AM PDT
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PrintTominhawaii recently posted that there is a vast Bedge conspiracy "to cover up an evil truth."
Some may laud his courage for stating this, when others are afraid, but I note the more important fact that he didn't actually tell us what this evil truth is that everyone is covering up.
Now, poor Tom maybe is afraid, so it falls to me. As always, you know I am willing to call a spade a spade. You want to talk about evil? Who is more self-righteous willing than me to do that?
So here it is, the revealing of the evil truths:
1. Dave tears the "do not remove" tags off of mattresses.
2. Ben's underarm stains are darker than his underwear stains.
3. Timbo is really a 14 year old girl who only listens to classical music.
4. Blazerfan1 secretly intends to vote for Chris Dudley -- in the Republican primary.
5. Mortimer is just the same in real life as he is on Bedge.
Of course, in any conspiracy, there are bound to be more evil truths than even jscot would know about. Your turn.
THIS HAS BEEN A TEST
Result? Some of you recognize junk when you see it, some of you don't.
Title now edited.
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I hear that Mort, Timmay, tominhawaii, and 92wastheyear all write fanfiction
I’m not privy to what they write about.
"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99
We will meet them with our fury and we will crush them like vermin.
I keep clicking on the 'evil truth(s)' list
but I can’t get it to vote.
p.s. Chris Dudley’s sister is a teacher at the school I work at. Her classroom is filled with campaign signs. “Don’t let the government come between our students and education” … yeah, right.
"Who Shot KP?" - Krang
Or as Glen Beck put it, just go educate yourselves. It's not up to the government to provide and education for you. There's a thing called a library.
(question: where do libraries come from?)
If I had a dollar for every crappy analogy that I ever came up with I probably wouldn't have very much money actually.
by Tyler Durrden on May 1, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Knowledge is power
Power corrupts.
Ergo, knowledge makes people evil. Satan tempts people to be evil. So, libraries are one of the tools he uses to make people do evil.
This make perfect sense!
Glen Beck
He may say go educate yourself but I’d tell him to go something else yourself ala Bernie Goldberg. Daily Show FTW!
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. - Missy Dizick
that's beyond evil
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. - Missy Dizick
(Contains Spoilers)
I have to whisper, people are listening and I’m certain that my keyboard is tapped…
TiH is correct, there is a conspiracy, but what you may not be aware of is that this post of his is a deflection away from people seeing the truth of his own personal guilt. Random thoughts, funny of the wall notions, pointed jabs, all of TiH’s posts over the years have made you laugh, made you cry, made you vomit in your mouth a bit, or all of the above. However, the true purpose behind his choice of words is much more sinister.
Every day the New York Times puts out a beginner Sedoku puzzle which contains a cipher. This string of numbers, when applied to TiH’s Bedge posts will reveal the depths of this cover up and of the blackness of his soul. Each day he hides secret messages and only when decoded do you find the root of this plot. The messages all read the same thing, all point in the same direction… drink more ovaltine.
Lack of the date in the title makes it tough.
#10 & #52
"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage." — Laozi
AmorEst
I can't believe I was first in your JD today and then you deleted it.
What’s the use of even tryin :(
#52
I heard that jscot was running a child labor camp – training children to run his spreadsheets for him. FOR SHAME.
#10 & #52
"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage." — Laozi
AmorEst
by idoltime on May 1, 2010 9:18 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
JSCOT: Your poll seems to imply that there is something wrong with classical music.
I am deeply disappointed.
#52
I was shocked to learn that
Annthefan is Travis Outlaw.
Bring back Franz Bread Cards!
Oh crap, I've been talking crap about her to Travis' facebook page, and talking smack about Travis on hers.
If I had a dollar for every crappy analogy that I ever came up with I probably wouldn't have very much money actually.
by Tyler Durrden on May 1, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions
I am contemplating a new Fan Post
It would be a mammoth Fanpost with far-reaching implications and discuss topics never seen before on BlazersEdge. I think it will be about the Culture of Injury and will include a side discussion about my favorite Blazers nicknames. One of the Evil Truths of Blazersedge is that we all have thoughts about Nate and about G.O. next year. Additionally we will have to discuss the Draft, MLE, and Trades , including a possible trade of LMA for Kevin Love. KP will have a lot of work to do and I will have to be a Devils Advocate: Kevin Pritchard in my Parting Words. It should include a discussion of where I stand about the Blazers Future-Optimist/Pessimist . Personally, I think that Oden is comparable to Dwight Howard on a Per Minute Basis and like I said before, the fanpost should include all Possible Moves, a Playoff Poll, provide a place to Let your Nate Angst Out. We can discuss What to do with Greg Oden and Rudy and whether to go after Phil Jackson. It could also be a sort of an Open Letter to LaMarcus. The commenters to this fanpost would be, I believe, an Amazing Crowd…..all discussing highly relevant topics such as “Which teams to root for now” and “Ranking the West Cities (not the teams)” but the cities themself ….awesome!!
So what do you all think?? Should I undertake a fanpost of such scope? Or is it just too advanced for the people of BlazersEdge …I think it may be. Please provide in the comments
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on May 1, 2010 10:21 AM PDT reply actions 3 recs
why do you hate me?
If I had a dollar for every crappy analogy that I ever came up with I probably wouldn't have very much money actually.
by Tyler Durrden on May 1, 2010 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions
Why wouldn't I ?
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on May 1, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions
good comeback!
If I had a dollar for every crappy analogy that I ever came up with I probably wouldn't have very much money actually.
by Tyler Durrden on May 1, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, BTW, if you are ever required to give chest compression during CPR......
…think of the Queen song…..“Another one Bites the Dust”
During the administration of chest compressions during CPR, it can be difficult to achieve and maintain the recommended rate of 100 compressions per minute.The bass line of this song is at such a rate; thus it is possible to think of or hum this song during CPR, to maintain the correct rate.
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
that and Staying Alive by the BeeGees
If I had a dollar for every crappy analogy that I ever came up with I probably wouldn't have very much money actually.
by Tyler Durrden on May 1, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions
I just took a CPR class last weekend
and the video that had for us had some porno music going and some fat sweaty guy that looked like Ron Jeromy doing compressions that we had to keep rhythm to. It was a little awkward.
by In Walks Rudy on May 1, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Don't you wish
that the head snap at 1:03 had been more violent and the momentum carried he and his hair off the edge? That would have made for a much better video.
hidden junk ftl
Hello ladies. Look at your man. Now look at Brandon Roy. Now back at your man. Now back to Brandon Roy. Sadly, he is not Brandon Roy.
I thought this was already covered...
and it had something to do with Tom Penn’s plans to dominate the world. Well, since that secret was uncovered, I suppose it was only a matter of time before some new conspiracies were revealed!
Evil Truth
For all his big talk, Jscot is woefully underprepared to actually run the world. His planned infrastructure is a joke, and don’t get me started on his roving band of random death squads.
#52
Hello ladies. Look at your man. Now look at Brandon Roy. Now back at your man. Now back to Brandon Roy. Sadly, he is not Brandon Roy.
wat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3lAa7VZ3oA
Hello ladies. Look at your man. Now look at Brandon Roy. Now back at your man. Now back to Brandon Roy. Sadly, he is not Brandon Roy.
That's no evil truth
That should be a huge relief to everyone.
Give Blake the MLE in 2010!
Farewell to #2 and #25, good luck to you!
#10 #52 -- #5 #7 & #88 are back!
BTW I just watched The Proposal last night
It was ok….a near miss I think
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
Yeah.....there were some funny parts to it...but...well yeah
I do like romantic comedies …maybe it is because the premise is tired or whatever….but like I said….a near miss
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on May 1, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I watched "Bride Wars" last night
I want to marry Ms. Hathaway if my current options don’t work out. She’s a good dancer.
It's like he thinks you can't read!
#10 & #52
"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage." — Laozi
AmorEst
like this junk, i’m gonna send you a deadly, secret package
by EvilKaramazov on May 1, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Muhahaha
that cat looks about ready to pounce on the fiend who usurped and plagiarized the Bonzi avatar in that memo. Scratch ’em good kitty!
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. - Missy Dizick
like this junk, i’m gonna send you a deadly, secret package
by EvilKaramazov on May 1, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
so good you had to send it twice
#10 & #52
"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage." — Laozi
AmorEst
like this junk, i’m gonna send you a deadly, secret package
by EvilKaramazov on May 1, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
thrice is the new twice
#10 & #52
"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage." — Laozi
AmorEst
Kuro Neko
Do you still doubt that the team from your area is inferior to the one from mine? Just look at our teams' respective histories. In the past, we have defeated you on any number of occasions. Granted, there were times when your team beat my team, but those were lucky flukes.
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on May 1, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Now that my test is over
Should I kill this junk so everyone can use amlmart’s?
Give Blake the MLE in 2010!
Farewell to #2 and #25, good luck to you!
#10 #52 -- #5 #7 & #88 are back!
no way
even without a date this is good junk
#10 & #52
"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage." — Laozi
AmorEst
TWSS
Give Blake the MLE in 2010!
Farewell to #2 and #25, good luck to you!
#10 #52 -- #5 #7 & #88 are back!
we’ll just need to build some steam. i’ll talk to myself, that’ll get us some comments.
by EvilKaramazov on May 1, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
chris bosh has never done anything for me.
by EvilKaramazov on May 1, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions
my coffee tastes kind of fruity this morning. in the back of my mind, i suspect i’m being poisoned by a cute barista
by EvilKaramazov on May 1, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
That's a Portland way to go.
#10 & #52
"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage." — Laozi
AmorEst
word. I can never find cute one's that make good coffee, tho
Q: A cute barista who also makes good coffee and Santa play a pick-up game of hoops against a cute barista who makes terrible coffee and not-so-hot barista who makes bomb-dot-com coffee. Who wins?
A: The latter team, because the other two players are figments of the imagination.
Sorry if you’re a cute barista that makes good coffee. Where have you been all my life? More importantly, where can I get some good coffee?
i saw bayless and oden last night walking down 2nd street on there way to bar 15, i believe. i was leaving the shanghai tunnel, on my way to my bike. a bunch of people walked past and didn’t even notice them. i knew right away who they were, but i didn’t say anything. on a late weekend night i would guess the last thing they’d want is some idiot unlocking his bike yelling at them. i told my friends, who are all artists and not really into basketball that we just walked past the future. they were wondering why we didn’t yell at them, as though we’d never cross paths again.
they’re just people like you and me, trying to have a good time; i thought it was best to let them be and not bring attention to the situation.
by EvilKaramazov on May 1, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Well done.
Nobody probably appreciates their privacy as much as a celebrity.
“if you see me in person, please, leave me be” — Tom Hanks
OT Junk
Sorry to bring an actual basketball topic into the secret JD, but rumor has it that Terrence Jones, who committed verbally to UW on Friday was contacted by coach Calipari and reportedly told that he had let down 1000s of fans. First Cal lured Enes Kanter (#3 overall in the class according to rivals) from his verbal to UW, and now may do the same with T.Jones (Rivals #13 ranked player)
Calipari = Biggest slime-ball recruiter of all time?
i think calipari represents what’s wrong w/ college sports.
by EvilKaramazov on May 1, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, UW would be a title contender with Kanter and Jones. Sucks pretty hard core.
our hearts are heavy and light
I don't get why college hoops prospects don't create conspiracies to mess with the sytem
Why don’t they all get together one summer and be like, “Ok, so we’re really gonna mess with the big bball schools and all go to the same promising-but-not-quite-there mid-major program and dominate.” That’d be funny.
(I do recognize that there are other factors in play for college prospects)
Logical descriptions of complex worlds contain within themselves the seeds of their own limitation. A world that was simple enough to be fully known would be too simple to contain conscious observers who might know it.
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on May 1, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions
i <3 kboo
#10 & #52
"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage." — Laozi
AmorEst
it’s funny, how hard Simmons took the loss last night.
Didn’t want to say it last night, waited 12 hours, saying it now: Marcus Camby would have gotten that rebound. about 5 hours ago via web
Devastating. My man Serge Ibaka forgot to box out. Damn it all. about 15 hours ago via UberTwitter
our hearts are heavy and light
nah
as Celtics homer, he just w@nted to see the L@kers f@il. That, IMHO, is what makes Boston fans a little bit better than L@ker fans: we share the same enemy.
He's been a HUGE OKC homer all season
He even watches more OKC games now, than Celtics games. Constantly tweets during their games, even when not playing the Lakers.
I am sure he dislikes the Lakers, but he loooooooves OKC.
#52
I hate it when the best players get on the court at the end of the game.
So predictable.
#10 & #52
"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage." — Laozi
AmorEst
I was gone when I bet we all melted down with that
Was Camby HURT?! What the H was going on?! I kept screaming at the TV, TAKE JUWAN OUT FOR ALL THAT IS HOLY.
Was there an explanation? Camby’s elbow? The hell?
Dante got checked in first, I went YES, PROGRESS, but then not during when it really mattered. And Camby shoulda’ been rested. I was flabbergamuckied.
#52
I went on Twitter when I was there to see what the H was going on
and there was NOTHING about him being hurt. I was fuming the entire time and after every time out I would look at the bench to see if Camby was coming it.
It was way dumb yo.
Team KP
Then I don't get it
That wasn’t even the normal rotation, as if Nate felt like we needed to go out the way we got there or sumthin’ dumb.
DON’T GET IT. WISH WE KNEW WHY THAT WAS SO. Isn’t it an obvious question for Quick or someone to ask?
Hey, about Juwan being in the game late… so, what t’was that aboot?
#52
It actually made me say, "Is Nate TRYING to lose or something?!"
It made zero sense and I hated every second of it.
I had the same reaction as you when Dante came in first during the 1st Q. First I said my usual, “NOOOO NOT JUWAN.” but then I saw that it was Dante and I got way excited.
The fourth quarter was soooo lame and awful. The rotations were just dumb.
Team KP
When Camby was interviewed in the locker room after Game 6, he was asked, “Did any injuries keep your minutes limited tonight?” and responded, “You’ll gave to ask coach.”
Doesn’t really help stem speculations.
….
when will Jake see this? Mort, do you still have the chips and dip from February?
our hearts are heavy and light
There was an image where Camby and Nic were icing finger respectively shoulder on the bench
Maybe he did re-twist his ankle or re-dislocate the finger, but nothing specific went out. Juwan was the wrong player to slow down Amare this series, period.
And we all could have told him that for free
Juwan fresh off his Fab 5 days wouldn’t be the choice to handle Amare. Man.
#52
A Boston Nut
Living in Los Angeles… Not a huge surprise that his hatred for the L*kers has grown to epic proportions over the last 8 years.
and you believed him?
Something tells me that when B.S. has nightmares they involve him dressed up as a L*ker cheerleader fluffing his palm-palms at West/Baylor/Kareem/K*be et al.
It's all about OKC.
He’s been writing about them non-stop since he smugly felt he predicted the 2007 draft correctly.
I gottcha, was reading that also...
however, we all know that he has Celtic green on under the blue & orange. He is about as Boston as they come, and that is saying something. His smugness about the GO vs KD debate notwithstanding I’m positive that his changing affiliations from Boston to OKC was merely a ruse in order to stir up some controversy in New England. Go figure, that’s not his style at all.
I really doubt that. He says he watches as many Thunder games as Celtic games, and pretty much ignores the Celtics these days.
our hearts are heavy and light
My Boston fan friend is funny
Before the playoffs, he was all “man, we suck, I dunno if we can even beat the Heat, how can we stop them?” and since they beat them so easily he is now saying I THINK WE CAN BEAT CLEVELAND, I REALLY DO. I MEAN, WHY NOT? RIGHT?" He thinks they can win the title.
#52
Bueller?
"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99
We will meet them with our fury and we will crush them like vermin.
hello
"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99
We will meet them with our fury and we will crush them like vermin.
The sky is blue, the junk is slow, and I’m learning how to write a letter of recommendation
"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99
We will meet them with our fury and we will crush them like vermin.
just use the ‘rec’ button it’s easier; inform the recipient to expect it to turn green, soon.
by EvilKaramazov on May 1, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions
In retrospect, perhaps a "review drawer" would be a good idea
A drawer to post your reviews, opinions, summaries, and arguments about the people, games, or overall team stuff from last season.
Hmmm.
this is a good idea. do you think any additional time is needed since the end of our season?—like a cooling off period.
by EvilKaramazov on May 1, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
A cooling-off period would really be nice.
But indeed, this is now a very impatient society, especially most Internet users.
I think a week or two of nothing Blazers related would do us all well.
"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99
We will meet them with our fury and we will crush them like vermin.
BlazerFreeman
Change of plans? Yesterday Batum said he was undecided. RT@missbatum Nicolas is gonna play for the national team this summer its official!!
/cambyfive
ugh
Hello ladies. Look at your man. Now look at Brandon Roy. Now back at your man. Now back to Brandon Roy. Sadly, he is not Brandon Roy.
oooooooooooo new COD trailer
Hello ladies. Look at your man. Now look at Brandon Roy. Now back at your man. Now back to Brandon Roy. Sadly, he is not Brandon Roy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0n0QKGKQCc
Hello ladies. Look at your man. Now look at Brandon Roy. Now back at your man. Now back to Brandon Roy. Sadly, he is not Brandon Roy.
That looks pretty awesome
"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99
We will meet them with our fury and we will crush them like vermin.
WOOOOOOOT
GONNA PARTY TONIGHT! PEACE!
"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99
We will meet them with our fury and we will crush them like vermin.
hey me too!
It’s my birthday celebration, and loads of people have bailed, but my it’s one of those “now I know my real friends” situations, and I’m stoked anyways. birthday drinking FTW!
Cake or Death?
I can junk in two places simultaneously
"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
-Dave
As for the Blazers...They are officially the NBA equivalent of a movie serial killer
-basketbawful
Ibaka > Aldridge
its true!! I read it on bedge!
Hello ladies. Look at your man. Now look at Brandon Roy. Now back at your man. Now back to Brandon Roy. Sadly, he is not Brandon Roy.
Well, and OKC has a better manager than we do.
Read that here too, so I believe it of course.
Cake or Death?
I think he is like Amare, but with some of the best defense in the history of the universe
Like, a rich man’s Amare with more offense and defense.
#52
best part
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhnvYmgRPv0
Hello ladies. Look at your man. Now look at Brandon Roy. Now back at your man. Now back to Brandon Roy. Sadly, he is not Brandon Roy.
he should call it quits until next season
there is too much risk of long term damage and they aren’t going to win a championship this year anyway
Similar to last yea's playoffs
He looks like he just hasn’t had enough time to heal. He has NO lift, and it’s like he’s puttering around on his tippy toes. I don’t like seeing it.
Poor kid.
#52
I noticed that too
"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
-Dave
As for the Blazers...They are officially the NBA equivalent of a movie serial killer
-basketbawful
blazersedge.com is very dead today
Hello ladies. Look at your man. Now look at Brandon Roy. Now back at your man. Now back to Brandon Roy. Sadly, he is not Brandon Roy.
my favorite new facebook group
http://www.facebook.com/#!/group.php?gid=119081501443975&v=wall
MAKE IT HAPPEN
lol just saw it
Hello ladies. Look at your man. Now look at Brandon Roy. Now back at your man. Now back to Brandon Roy. Sadly, he is not Brandon Roy.
its hard to take a shot at an injury?
Hello ladies. Look at your man. Now look at Brandon Roy. Now back at your man. Now back to Brandon Roy. Sadly, he is not Brandon Roy.
Guess what animals breed to make these hybrids
Hello ladies. Look at your man. Now look at Brandon Roy. Now back at your man. Now back to Brandon Roy. Sadly, he is not Brandon Roy.
1) Zebra and mule/donkey (whichever one of those can have kids)
2) Lion and tiger
3) Dolphin and ?
4) Angus cattle and buffalo?
yep
1 is a zebroid
2 is a liger
4 is a beefalo
Hello ladies. Look at your man. Now look at Brandon Roy. Now back at your man. Now back to Brandon Roy. Sadly, he is not Brandon Roy.
is number 3 a dolphin and a beluga whale?
If I had a dollar for every crappy analogy that I ever came up with I probably wouldn't have very much money actually.
by Tyler Durrden on May 1, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
dolphin and killer whale
wholphin
Hello ladies. Look at your man. Now look at Brandon Roy. Now back at your man. Now back to Brandon Roy. Sadly, he is not Brandon Roy.
the whole site is
Hello ladies. Look at your man. Now look at Brandon Roy. Now back at your man. Now back to Brandon Roy. Sadly, he is not Brandon Roy.
Just another reason to love the heck out of Portland
http://rideonportland.org/ . Totally using this tonight.
Cake or Death?
Mo Williams can dunk?
Hello ladies. Look at your man. Now look at Brandon Roy. Now back at your man. Now back to Brandon Roy. Sadly, he is not Brandon Roy.
lol@the page you liked on fb
Hello ladies. Look at your man. Now look at Brandon Roy. Now back at your man. Now back to Brandon Roy. Sadly, he is not Brandon Roy.
no
I sometimes wonder if my Mum ever thinks “My child is a retard”
Hello ladies. Look at your man. Now look at Brandon Roy. Now back at your man. Now back to Brandon Roy. Sadly, he is not Brandon Roy.
ahhh yes. had to join. suited me perfectly.
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on May 1, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
still riding the high of UW getting two big recruits. What a great day.
our hearts are heavy and light
I don't think I've ever seen Ray Allen actually make a 3 pointer in a game before
I wonder if ANYONE has, and we all just kinda agreed he’s a good shooter and everyone is afraid to question it.
#52
You crazy, Morty.
Though I can forgive you for forgetting this one: http://www.nba.com/games/20100122/PORBOS/gameinfo.html#nbaGIboxscore. I can’t find a video of the 3, but the “game story” mentions Ray Allen’s late 3 pointer to put the dagger in Portland’s heart.
Cake or Death?
According to Basketball Reference.com
Ray Allen is 1 for 6176 for his career from behind the arc.
I think most people just saw the 1 and kinda figured he could make the shot.
#52
he can do that
Hello ladies. Look at your man. Now look at Brandon Roy. Now back at your man. Now back to Brandon Roy. Sadly, he is not Brandon Roy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U951kjBs7i8
Hello ladies. Look at your man. Now look at Brandon Roy. Now back at your man. Now back to Brandon Roy. Sadly, he is not Brandon Roy.
I ain't really been watching the game
Is Lebron the new Jesus for having a hurt elbow? Have they talked about it all night?
#52
it prbly would have been their excuse if they lost
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on May 1, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
He might have had time to review the files and consider how he'd feel if Durant had the same elbow problem
It’s an in depth process, you understand.
#52
why would you stand 5 feet away from Lebron on a critical possession?
no double team?
"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
-Dave
As for the Blazers...They are officially the NBA equivalent of a movie serial killer
-basketbawful
awww
Hello ladies. Look at your man. Now look at Brandon Roy. Now back at your man. Now back to Brandon Roy. Sadly, he is not Brandon Roy.
ooooooooooooooh. that’s it. yore all dead to me.
by EvilKaramazov on May 1, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
not impressed by this junk..
everyone jumped off a cliff together?
I fight like a girl
"Being mad ruins my day way more than it ruins the day of the person I’m mad at." -Dave Blazer's Edge
i’m too confused to jump
...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
hi!! :)
how’s junk? confused huh? being confused sucks..
I fight like a girl
"Being mad ruins my day way more than it ruins the day of the person I’m mad at." -Dave Blazer's Edge
i haven’t been here much but junk looks not so great today.
also, i think i’m too confused for consciousness so i’m gonna go sleep now
...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
seems to be an epidemic in pdx..
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maybe so. i went to be right after i posted that comment. and i just got up about 15 minutes ago. i still feel tired.
...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on May 2, 2010 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions
are you confused enough to believe that Serge Ibaka is a better player than Lamarcus?
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Serge Ibaka
is well on his way to being a great center.
by IndustrialRevolution on May 1, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Ibaka is a championship caliber post.
No doubt. More then LMA.
by IndustrialRevolution on May 1, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Sergeballu LaMu Sayonga Loom Walahas Jonas Hugo Ibaka
The more he plays, the more he will produce. This 20 year old phenom is the future of the Thunder playoff hopes. He has the physical skills to dominate just about anyone – Kemp like. Producing those numbers at such a young age are not common. If he had LA minutes I guarantee he outproduces him. He has great instincts. I would not be surprised to see him dominate LaMarcus in the future.
Blazer fans:
Don’t blind your self to the future, OKC has a very promising young post player to go with their amazing talent in the back court.
Blazer management:
You have been warned. Make a move. IMO OKC is in a steadier place this offseaon then the Blazers. Less injury worries in particular. They won’t need to do much, find a nice veteran & use your draft picks well. We need to do something to keep up with them. Just line it up and be real, can we win a seven game series:
OKC:
Westbrook- Advantage
Sefolosha
Durant- Advantage
Green
Krstic
Bench- Advantage(I’ll take Maynor, Harden & Ibaka over Bayless, Rudy/Webster & Cunningham eh nee day – Mainly because the advantage Ibaka gives you)
PTL:
Miller
Roy- Advantage
Batum
Aldridge – Advantage(Aldridge wins out over Green but the PF duo of Green/Ibaka is more effective – Defense wins in playoffs and these guys are better on that end, better rebounders if you add the numbers up too. Only give up .4ppg to Aldridge/Cunningham)
Camby – Advantage(We win out here, even though we haven’t gotten consistent play at this spot from any one player in particular, good depth compared to them)
If we plan to keep Aldridge, we must look for a PF who can get physical, defend the paint & get some easy buckets in the post.
by IndustrialRevolution on May 1, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Ibaka > Aldridge
Ibaka looks like a young Shawn Kemp or Amare Stoudemire.. Aldridge is just Rasheed Wallace without the attitude.
by IndustrialRevolution on May 1, 2010 2:55 PM PDT reply actions
Go back and watch when Ibaka playsHe is the better player. Much better rebounder/defender then Aldridge and he doesn’t take faders, most his points come from momentum creating dunks :|
by IndustrialRevolution on May 1, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
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I like Ibaka and think he'll be good
He might be more than a role player ultimately, how he develops over the next 2 or 3 seasons will tell us a lot.
But if we got Oden, it just don’t matter. Ibaka is another big-PF sized dude trying to reign in a true center sized Oden.
HEALTH HEALTH HEALTH my kingdom to be able to not always worry about the health…
#52
I think he has potential to develop, since – similar to Freeland – he hasn’t played organized basketball for long. Basically just two years in the ACB. And he IS an athletic freak. He has a bit of the Tyrus Thomas disease trying to block everything that comes his way, but over time when he adjusts he can easily be a better defender than Thomas or Amare. Offensively he is raw, but he did show range out to about 18-20 feet. If they could move Green to get a good true center to play alongside Ibaka, they should just do that. I doubt a Green-Ibaka frontcourt is an ideal solution.
I really like Ibaka as a defensive player, and being someone that contributes to a team winning. He’s definitely a 4, though, and he just isn’t the kind of post presence they’re going to need.
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Yeah, I like him
He may ultimately play a more winning style of ball than LMA, so I don’t care if someone likes Ibaka more even if it is likely premature.
As far as being a POST presence, yeah, who knows, it could happen but there wasn’t a lotta signs of it. More, being a true PF version of a Best Case Tyrus, who could learn some offensive skills to be more than just a wide open dunker or rebound dunker.
#52
we just always need to be careful in projecting rookies. So often, we see their amazing play as a young player off of their athleticism, and project greatness… but it doesn’t turn out that way. Not every player who can impact the game out of athleticism learns the “easy” skills to take it up a notch.
That being said, I think he will be a lot better than he is now.
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the Industrial Revolution, while important, has fallen beneath the virtual steamroller that is the information age. and if we check the information, i think it says LA is better, yes?
...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on May 2, 2010 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions
who knows
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hi!
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sup.
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between work and going out...u?
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ready to go to bed.
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early sunday?
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not really
im just tired
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damn.. really early out there..
but sometimes we’re just tired.. i just was reading up on cuse recruits and thought i’d say hi before heading out again.. should have fig’d the first weekend after the fall would be dead here tho..
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yeahhhhhh i didnt sleep well last night
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for good reasons?
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weird dreams
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been there..
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yeah it was 3 seperate dreams
all equally weird and creepy
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in one night? yea that's weird..
you must have a lot on your mind…
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nah not really
im just tryin to get through the term into summer!!!
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something beneath the surface then..
im soo ready for the term to be over.. pretty soon actually..
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yah idk
i got another month to go.
got bob and lupe comin up the week though!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! soooooooo excited!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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cool! have fun!!! :)
just under a month here.. and i’m coasting to the finish line.. good thing! my new job is taking up a lot of me..
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wow mortimer
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THURS
DAY
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morty!!!!!!!!!
lately.. ive been slightly bummed about how both of my bball teams this year got taken off of a nice track by injuries.. just brutual.. but right now im getting ready to go out wit my booo!!!! :D
lately.. ive been slightly bummed about how both of my bball teams this year got taken off of a nice track by injuries.. just brutual.. but right now im getting ready to go out wit my booo!!!! :Dhowya?
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woah cool
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dancing...
she got off work like an hour ago and is just about ready!! :D
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i wanna see her
pics plz
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oooooh riiight hmmmmm
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yum
sent.. and im off! have a good nights junk all!!
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damn buddy good for you
she hot
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holy shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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she asked me not to share it
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yeah i wouldnt
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really though
i can see why she chose her over bedge
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This is saying a lot
#10 & #52
"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage." — Laozi
AmorEst
have you seen her?
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No. Never asked
I must see her then?
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AmorEst
holy moly buddy
i thought she would have at least showed you
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wow. I am going to send her an email now
#10 & #52
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AmorEst
hop onto gchat real quick
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why is dtl in this picture?
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shopping cart > lawnmower
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a couple places for the college kids
buffalo’s a bit better.. neither are like nyc.. but still probably better than portland..
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in terms of places to dance that is ;)
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I haven't even tried to go anywhere in Portland in forever
I remember the dancey places as where all the lame-os are, from outside of Portland.
I also remember making fun of the people standing in line outside of QUEST.
QUEST, G Love, QUEST.
#52
you can only expect so much from some people morty..
they don’t have our innate sense of style and grace.. try not to judge them too harshly dear.. kisskiss
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And I am bummed too
Especially since the West is more open than my mom is. If we could just be HEALTHY, a LIL’ BIT, man… such a bummer.
Hopefully next year we gots da health, and the West is still kinda the same.
#52
i think the west gets even weaker..
health and no lock out should mean deep blazer run.. but next year is like a lifetime away..
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(stretches legs)
its nice to have some breathing room now that the bandwagon has started to empty out
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hi phiL!! :)
a long summer apart from basketball is about to begin..
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agreed
i need a new hobby….gonna start my weekly breakfast club again soon. New breakfast restaurant every sunday.
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by Philthyanimal on May 1, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
that sounds like fun..
im running more and joined a book club with the s.o. :)
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saweet
what book are u starting with?
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by Philthyanimal on May 1, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
if It Takes a Village, Build One by Malaak Compton-Rock.. starting next weekend!
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cool
i’m more of a personal finance book guy
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by Philthyanimal on May 1, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
lol sounds like a blast..
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its almost over
but mayweather fight here
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what in the blue hell...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_cwiHtN6ds
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in honor of the arizona bill
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by Philthyanimal on May 1, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
We should hire Žalgiris Kaunas physical trainer Alexander "The Professor" Kosauskui
He helped Sabonis, and is currently working with a 21 year old kid that was already 7-1 struggling with growth spurts at age 17 and weighed almost nothing for a guy that size (under 200 pounds) but now has become a solid basketball player again.
SIGN EVERYONE
I want every medical person with even crazy theories, I don’t give a crap, I just want our bastards healthy dammit.
And I’m barely joking, I just want us healthy.
#52
Me too. If the solution is to treat every millimeter of Greg’s knee with a frexel laser and have him wear kevlar kneepads, have Roy rub medical honey on his hamstring, Rudy drink the milk of a lactating zebra, and Nic do swim training with a retired butterfly swimmer, by all means do it.
Swim training or training with a strength coach who treats javelin athletes or quarterbacks might really be a workable solution to strengthen the shoulder. At least for that they went to a special doctor in LA.
Morty: nerd question. Why won’t my player intercept a pass if I’m standing in the way of the ball? I’ve never deflected a pass, I don’t get it. My d-awareness is maxed, as are my steals. Hands need to be higher?
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Might be hands
I get most of my steals off of deflections, and it’s mostly timing… the actual steals rating only seems to help stripping the ball from someone.
I don’t get many deflections by just standing and the ball kinda goes “through” me, I get them by luring the defender and jumping into the lane, if ya get what I mean.
Even with steals at 99 and hands at 99 and all defensive stats, I don’t usually catch a pass, I deflect and run and grab it.
#52
dang it, I do that all the time. I guess I gotta figure out what the sweet spot is.
What do I max out next? I have D-awareness/speed/quickness/stamina/steal/shoot in traffic/layups at 99
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Offensive awareness, I think, helps ya get loose balls
So if you do one day learn to deflect a pass, your character kinda immediately goes towards the loose ball… or if someone else knocks a pass loose.
Do ya shoot on the move? Shoot Off Dribble stat? Vertical, to dunk more and rebound?
#52
hmmm, that is a good call on the vertical, but it’s hard to rebound with Greg or Joel, or both of them. They eat every d-board available.
I rarely shoot a jumper, it’s mostly layups. Are the shoot inside/close helpful, or is it mainly layups?
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It appears to be mainly "layups" and "shoot in traffic"
Because my shot inside is only 66, my shot close only 81. I got 3s at 99 but I still don’t shoot ’em much.
I would do vertical, it helps for offensive rebounds, you will get more defensive boards unless ya don’t wanna steal ’em away from Oden or Joel, but most of all ya get the highlight points from dunks. It adds up.
#52
does vertical actually help with dunks? I thought that was only according to your dunk rating?
Vert would help me get blocks. I’ve become a master at baiting the opposing point into a shot and snuffing it.
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Ya still just do basic dunks
The dunk stat, apparently, is more cosmetic, I think… just better/different animations the more ya got.
#52
vertical, here I come… which is cool, because I’ll almost have my physical stats maxed out.
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Yeah, cause my dunk stat was only a lil' above what an athletic guardv starts at for most of my rookie year
And I hardly ever even missed dunks, and I dunked a lot… so I didn’t work on the dunk stat much since it is kinda spendy and doesn’t really help.
Now, it is 99, and I dunk cool, but it doesn’t really matter.
#52
Hmm, I don’t think I’ve ever missed a dunk and my vertical is still at 71. I think it’ll help with blocks though, and those are crazy fun.
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I haven't played My Player since the BRP match
And you got me in the mood so I start a game and my hands instantly remember all the moves to set up my camera view and adjust my coaching settings. Don’t even have to think, we just do it… it’s funny.
#52
Oh, not really I guess
But I set my play vision to “show all” and playcall messages to “show all”.
#52
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
My aunt’s sister in law was at a party for the Kentucky Derby. Apparently there were three different prizes and the won two of them. A signed pair of LeBron’s shoes…………..
.
…..and season tickets to the Blazers….
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..
.
.
second row……
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dooooooooooooooooooooooood i need those shoes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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She is selling them
in order to buy tickets to Hawaii.
Who the hell cares about the shoes!!!! GIMME THOSE TICKETS.
Team KP
how much?
are they game worn shoes or just a generic pair that he auto’d?
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No idea.
My mom just relayed the info to me because my aunt called her and told her. My aunt knows we are Blazer freaks so I hope I can find a way to get some of those tickets!
Team KP
are you and your aunt homies?
like my aunt is my homie and i got to go to half of the games
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I always laugh when you use a word I could imagine Mortimer using ironically.
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oh damn i read that wrong
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they cool
id put them in a glass box
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I have no desire for it now whatsoever
When I was a kid, and would sneak down by the locker rooms at Civic Stadium, I’d get autographs of the minor league baseball players and talk with them, and I did it just cause I thought you were ’sposed to. I was more excited meeting the pros.
As an adult, I could care less. My parents got me a Ken Griffey Jr autographed baseball when I was a kid, maybe that is worth something. I got a Kirby Puckett autographed card, and Dave Winfield. I used to collect baseball and basketball cards for 2 years, and lost interest fast.
#52
yeah. I was gifted a mess of old bball cards, like a special edition of the whole 1990 NBA all-star team, which is pretty cool. Other than that, meh.
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Somewhere I got a Canadian Football League exhibition ticket signed by Terry Porter, Rick Adelman, and I think Jerome Kersey
I bet it is worth billions.
#52
Like my Brian Grant jersey?!?!
I have a tennis ball signed by Bill Walton and someone that was on the Bucks…can’t remember his name.
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i gots an autographed nic jersey
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yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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That’s gotta be worth something. Like, 20 bucks?
When I was at the Mavs-Celtics game, the girl in front of me got a number of the players to sign her shirt. I had failed to bring a sharpie. But at least I got an autograph from Cuban on the roster sheet. One day it could become useful if he uses the same signature for autographs and contracts.
Haha
Yeah, get him to sign a blank piece of paper at the bottom, then form a contract agreement around it.
#52
“Mark Cuban agrees to buy Norsktroll Inc., all buildings (1), all machinery (my 4 computers), and all associated patents and other intellectual property for the bargain price of $17 million”
He’ll barely notice it if I can hide it between the contracts of Johnson, Dampier and Diop he still has to pay.
The backstory is
My friend is from Portland, I knew him up there, but he lived in LA during the fun Clipper days with Lamar and Darius and Q-Rich, and his favorite player was Darius so he bought and framed a jersey while Darius was cool.
Then he was super pumped when we traded for Darius, and had his heartbroken watching Darius not be as good as he should be every game.
#52
MARRY ME!
Dammit, didn’t win in the lottery last night. And am behind my work schedule. But aside from that the weekend is going well.
That's almost as good as goodie bags at movie awards
Only way more basketball related. At a Kentucky Derby party, you would expect to maybe win champagne and tickets to the derby and an autographed photo of some horse.
Yeah, no kidding.
Her husband works at Columbia Sportswear and the party they were at had a bunch of Nike employees.
I guess she enters all sorts of contests all the time. She won tickets to see someone (I forget which music artist) sing in Paris before. So crazy.
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SECOND ROW!
I wish I woulda been home when my aunt called, I would have told her to tell that woman to give them to me!!!!!!
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2nd row?
bout 50g’s
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Someday I will be able to afford them.
Maybe if you’re lucky I will give you a ticket.
But you will probably have school.
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for a second round seat I can drop out of school and join the circus.
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for real though, I was fortunate and had a lot of different places help me with my schooling. They all look at my grades and I try to keep them pretty high.
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SORRY FELLOWS
I REGRET TO INFORM YOU I SHAN’T ATTEND THE BASKETEERING MATCH, FOR I MUST FINISH PRACTICING MY VIOLIN RECITAL, POST HASTE!
#52
anyone else braindead? I find around halfway through spring quarter, I’m kinda burnt out and it’s hard to have motivation to do anything during free time. In the fall, I’m always doing something… but in the spring, I just want to sleep.
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i dont do any skoo during my freetime
i just rush at the last minute
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oh
i dont have freetime then i guess?
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the point is, what do you do when you’re not doing school. What you choose to do, rather than what you’re obligated to do..
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play wow
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lol im kidding
havent played wow since last year
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I went to my friend's wedding reception tonight.
It was cool/weird. One of my other friends (who happened to be a bridesmaid) will be getting engaged soon, methinks. Me and two of my friends made a bet on when it will happen. I picked August.
I am too young for this!!
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Until you meet Mr. Right. And marry him wherever the cool place to get wed in Oregon is.
(I think they forgot heterosexual in that list)
i facepalm'd at his reaction
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I ain't mad at ya
But the one time I don’t do “open in new tab” and just click the link… the one time!
#52
Oh you're mad!
I can see the smoke coming out of your ears from all the way up here in the Couve!
Team KP
"Tin Cup" is such a guilty pleasure for me
It’s on the Golf channel right now in HD, and no more need for a remote control. Never thought I’d like a Don Johnson and Kevin Costner movie.
I don't like the ending
I like to reiterate this from time to time
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on May 1, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions
just got 100% on my food handlers card test
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buy me a restaurant
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alright no
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by Tyler Durrden on May 1, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Betty White on SNL tonight
I bet she’s gonna make out with everybody, and I mean everybody. I’m talking her and Wiig “frenchin”
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what a skank
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by Tyler Durrden on May 1, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, if it was I'd be feeding you all garbage
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by Tyler Durrden on May 1, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions
dangittttttttt
mine does too. I have to go have words with someone.
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by Tyler Durrden on May 1, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I can really empathize with your face right now
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by Tyler Durrden on May 1, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I understand your pain, though I don't feel it directly myself
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by Tyler Durrden on May 1, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions
U R!
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by Tyler Durrden on May 1, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
u r all
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I'm the one who should be sorry
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by Tyler Durrden on May 1, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
a
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by Dirty Socks on May 1, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
hahahahahaha!
that’s a funny bird!
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by Tyler Durrden on May 1, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Frickin' a
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by Tyler Durrden on May 1, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions
so there are two JD's right now? Why?
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sup player
team bayless right? right?
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by Dirty Socks on May 1, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
is he your favorite?
like would you go gay for roy or anyone else or just jerryd?
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u r crzy
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not LA?
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but you'd hoo hoo LA before either of them right?
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he can do that
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dont lie
you wanna bing bang LA
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I thought it was snoo snoo
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by Tyler Durrden on May 1, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions
poo pang?
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poo fang?
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by Tyler Durrden on May 1, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions
WHAT?
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by Tyler Durrden on May 1, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I love Lebron and would get a chose one tat
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im gonna get it on my arm
or my knuckles
C H O S E on my left hand then N O N E on my right hand
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oh wait
i cant do 5 on one had
shoooooooooot
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hand
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thats why thug lyfe works
ahhhh
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Juwan
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by Tyler Durrden on May 1, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Steve Black
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rumor is that prez throws darts with #35 on them at a dartboard of Oden’s face.
our hearts are heavy and light
go away
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kobe > durant
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the kobe's are beautiful
and so light
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i was really excited to try em
but man…they just aint padded enough. it’s like wearing cardboard on your feet. sure, its light…just don’t feel like a bball shoe though
i love shiny shoes
they’re kevin durant shoes…
http://store.nike.com/index.jsp?country=US&lang_locale=en_US&cp=usns_CSE_081109_Froogle&l=shop,pdp,ctr-inline/cid-1/pid-284943/pgid-284945&CAWELAID=428202671#l=shop,pdp,ctr-inline/cid-1/pid-304303/pgid-284945
smh
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by Tyler Durrden on May 1, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm sorry Animalmart :-(
“My” cat Xerxes, who looks just like the cat in your avatar, died around then too. He lived at my parents and was more my dad’s cat.
He was purty old for a kitty though, 15 years old.
#52
He was a weird kitty
The first 10 years of his life, he acted as if we all abused him as a kitten (we got him way young and he wasn’t abused, just a weirdo who heard voices).
But then when my parents moved to the “countryside” and he became an inside/outside cat, he became normal and would want pets and sit on laps and almost purr sometimes.
#52
I like the personality differences
I think there is a part of me that prefers dogs because of how attached they get to you and they do what you say and NEED you to take care of them, for the most part.
That’s how the cat I had growing up was, besides the needing humans to survive thing… he was a hunter who always brought me carcasses, but he was SUPER attached. I guess I am needy!
#52
And how happy they get when they see you
I know I’ve mentioned it before, but my favorite greeting is from our current sheepdog at my parents place, because she can NOT present herself to someone coming home without a rag or a towel in her mouth.
We have no idea why, where she got it from, but she HAS to find a towel to grab in her mouth and come say hi to you with. She doesn’t wanna play with it, doesn’t wanna do a tug of war, she just NEEDS it in her mouth or she isn’t suitable for presenting.
If she can’t find one, she gets real sad and frantic and runs all over the house till she finds one, so we just leave handtowels on the floor for her.
She’s the most neurotic dog we’ve had. She so silly.
#52
I also prefer cats, but maybe because they are easier to handle since we always traveled a lot
We did have a dog once, an Entlebucher. Though technically she belonged to another relative, she spent most of the time in our house. She was pretty fun to have, e.g. loved hiking in the mountains (well, it’s a mountain dog/sheepherding dog, duh). And driving around in the back of the car. I was small, so the huge dog did scare me sometimes a bit, since she did have a habit of tackling you when you ran around and once really threw me down good grabbing my jeans leg and twisting. And almost killed my grandmother happy to see her and throw her down a flight of marble/granite stairs.
I had 4 cats, who all had vastly different personalities. My first cat I had the longest. He was a beautiful black and white cat, was just about 3 years younger than me and I loved him dearly. He was constantly around people and loved it, and very smart. Unfortunately he died shortly before I graduated high school which was a sucky time. I also found out a few months later when I visited the grave in the woods that we had done a mistake not burying him deep enough (not allowed in your own garden, and I never could get my pet into a crematorium) and what looked to be a kind of wolverine had dug him out. Terrible.
We had a female cat for some time with him, which was an aggressive little beast. She belonged to my step-sister, and I didn’t care all that much for it. She was a clever girl though, hiding under a radiator that was just big enough for her and hitting the other cat and everyone trying to get her if she wanted to be alone. She also got about 17 or so, but was already older when we got her so she died earlier than my first cat.
My third cat was a little black one who was very afraid of other people, but loved to cuddle with me and my mother and was a wild chaser of all things. He once managed to escape from the balcony of an apartment on the third floor through the roof drain down to the street, which must have been the craziest stunt ever by a cat I had. Unfortunately he got run over by a car when he was 3, and we didn’t see it.
My current cat is now about 6, and almost as big as the first one. A pretty orange cat. The difference to when he was small are ginormous. But despite his very manly stature and seeming ability to aggressively defend his territory against other cats he’s a little coward who hides under covers and in dark places when other people come. He does only recognize and like about 5 people, but he remembers those. And isn’t nearly as cuddly. He loves to get stroked, but doesn’t like to sit on people’s laps at all. I hope he stays alive a long long time.
I get extremely sad when a cat or dog of mine dies
If I was an actor and needed to have a memory to make myself cry, it would be Carlisle dying when I was 14. Such a good ani-pal.
Bull dying, and knowing he was gonna die because of the brain tumor, and how he kept getting worse and we had to put him down, was extra rough… and because I wasn’t able to be home when it happened :-( It was before I had moved to LA, but before I had gotten back from Germany. So sad.
#52
It suuuuuuuuucks putting a pet to sleep.
It was so hard being there when we put my dog down, and it made me not be able to go when we had to put my cat down a few months later.
Team KP
The sheepdog we had growing up, Martha
We kept alive too long, we felt, and didn’t wanna do that to a pet again… we were keeping her alive for selfish reasons, and her hips were hurting her so much, she could barely walk, she obviously wasn’t enjoying life.
We still didn’t put her down, because we didn’t wanna do that to our Martha, but she started getting sick and we had to. We felt bad for keeping her alive longer than we should have, since she was in pain and the medicine didn’t help.
Poor puppy :-( She was my dad’s dog.
And then poor Hank, a dog that was ‘sposed to be a Newfie but wasn’t, he was a weird mix… so nice to everyone in the family, but outright MURDEROUS with strangers and other animals. He kept trying to kill the other dogs (and he was a big dog) and tried to kill my aunt when she visited, and he was getting crazier and more violent.
Since he was so big and hard to control (he would have literally killed my mom’s teacup maltese if I wasn’t there to pull him off the poor lil’ dog— he had bit the dog at the neck, picked it up and shook lil’ Mojo, and threw him against the wall. He was okay, but it was scary and it was ROUGH to get control of Hank.
Plus he had attacked Bull a few times, leaving deep bite marks in the neck and Bull would just be in shock afterward, shaking all night and refusing to move from my bed.
We had to put him down :-(
#52
When I was in 7th grade, my neighbor's dog was attacked by a Rottweiler
while they were on a walk. They were walking on one side of the street and a lady was walking her Rottweiler was on the other side. When her dog saw my neighbor’s little yorkie, he pulled the lady across the street, attacked him, and killed him. There was basically nothing my neighbor could do.
That sucked so bad too because he was like a second dog to me and he absolutely loved me. He was only a couple years old too. So sad :-(((((
Team KP
My cat was the same way (she also died not too long ago and was older than 15. I win.).
She was a stray cat in the neighborhood and we ended up keeping her. She would get scared reeeeeally easily and didn’t really like other people. As she got older, she just stopped caring and wasn’t scared of anything anymore. Well, except the vacuum.
Team KP
A stray we took in when I was a kid
Was one of the friendlier cats we had… she was cold and skittish at first but started purring right away.
She had a lot of kittens and we were always giving them away. She was a trollop.
#52
me neither
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WOW
cute kitty
gotta rep PG since shes not round
meow
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loltawn
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GI JOES IS COMING BACK
and they’re leaving the GI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yes!!!!!!!!!!!!
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the store?
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by Tyler Durrden on May 1, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions
YEP
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http://www.oregonlive.com/business/index.ssf/2010/05/gi_joes_veterans_gear_up_for_c.html
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and that the store is freaking awesome
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that was the new Joes
they’re going back to awesome GI Joes
i hope they open the one by my house again. ill go apply up there!!!!!!
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When they started selling skis and bikes and all that stuff, they pretty much sold medium range goods at premium prices
I felt like they were a store for people who were either too lazy go elsewhere or didn’t know about better products that could be found elsewhere. It’s one of the traps of trying to sell something for everyone. Hopefully they get it right again.
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by Tyler Durrden on May 1, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions
wow, lots of people must be on bedgecation. Almost midnight and the comments haven't even hit 500?
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that doesnt make sense
unless it a shemale
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u r meen
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Arrg....I am tired but not sleepy
Today was spent doing the one thing I really dislike…..buying a car. We ended up getting a Ford Escape hybrid….which is cool….just hate dealing with car lots
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
I love looking at new cars.
My dad has bought a ton of cars in his lifetime, so I always enjoy going and listening to him deal with the car salesman.
Team KP
Yes.....unless you can get your dad to do all the work
Right, Roybot??
BTW here is a pick of a similar vehicle ….but ours is steel blue
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on May 2, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions
Here is an actual photo of our car
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
That sucks amigo
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on May 2, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions
you didn’t call that guy i told you about did you!
...when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on May 2, 2010 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions
is it bad that I look back nostalgically on the happy 08-09 season? I know we weren’t going to win a title, but it was a fun time. I miss super-Roy so much. Hurt to see him be so average.
our hearts are heavy and light
I don't miss the season so much... I miss the hopefulness
Which now is dimmed because of health issues, but once we show we’re up n’ running again, I’m sure we’ll feel hopeful again.
It ain’t like we just proved to not be very good, such as the old Bulls. We HURT, DAMMIT.
#52
I miss Rudy, Brandon, Greg, and Joel. It just sucks thinking that they all have been dinged since last year.
Joel was such a cool dude.
our hearts are heavy and light
Ditto. It was tiring to watch the team, missing my favorite players at 100%.
I’m trying to stay hopeful that everything will be back to normal this fall. A good normal.
I miss the season, just because it was so carefree and we didn't have such high expectations
like we did this season. So many exciting things happened last year while this year just freakin depressing things happened.
Team KP
I am not joking when I say that watching Juwan was a very hard thing. Watching him play basketball made me want to turn it off.
our hearts are heavy and light
If he resigns, you are golden
on the other hand….if he re-signs….you are screwed
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by 92wastheyear on May 2, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions
sass....a ....fras
on yo ass
I rhymed ….just for you
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on May 2, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions
I dare
cause I care
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by 92wastheyear on May 2, 2010 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions
something ...something
in your hair
sorry ….I drew a blank
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by 92wastheyear on May 2, 2010 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions
it was bound to happen once
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by 92wastheyear on May 2, 2010 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions
ya huh
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by 92wastheyear on May 2, 2010 12:52 AM PDT up reply actions
Ok but first
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by 92wastheyear on May 2, 2010 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions
I didn't notice the bobbling....
….was quite so obscene looking until after I posted it
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by 92wastheyear on May 2, 2010 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions
I like the guys but couldn´t get attached to Miller, Howard, Mills or Camby.
Miss Sergio, Travis and Blake. I miss the 2009 Blazers, I mean.
haha, they just had the LA reverse jam where Rice goes, “and Sasha is a POSTER!”
our hearts are heavy and light
is that the one where he goes
and Sasha gets a poster EARLY IN THE YEAR
or am I thinking of a diff dunk?
I wonder if that’s the same connection OKC feels to this version of their team. The uprise is a fun season.
our hearts are heavy and light
I think probably so.
It’s just so exciting. They were eerily similar to how we were last season.
Team KP
I also think there was a bit of a pall over the team at times, and even the crowd. There was such raw enthusiasm last year, with everything going right… this year, everyone survived instead of thriving. I want next year to be special.
our hearts are heavy and light
It ain't a winning style of play at an important position
From an important player, capable of more, but may not have the mentality for more.
I worry more about the health of Oden (just hoping for a lengthy stretch of health) more than I worry about LMA, but LMA’s lack of progress and how he doesn’t do what he is capable of doing do not seem to bode well to me, historically.
Generally, players like that, stay like that. I’d hoped he could beat the odds, and I also hope it is just magnified because Roy was hampered for so long and Oden was out… a team with LMA as the focal point isn’t a pretty thing. His lack of aggressiveness, decision making, focus, tenacity, and overall style of play is worrisome, but it may just be a product of the season.
I don’t expect him to ever be a good rebounder for his position, but I did expect that he would gain more confidence as he aged and kept getting stronger, to remain aggressive and not get thrown off his game so easily. He makes it way too easy for the other team sometimes.
#52
I don't worry about his contract and still say he is EASILY tradeable
The question of course becomes “tradeable for WHO” and whether Oden can stay healthy enough, and keep advancing his offensive game like I expect, for us to afford to move LMA and his offense to something that would seem to fit us better overall.
#52
it is very worrisome. There are fewer LMA supporters on the site than there were two weeks ago.
our hearts are heavy and light
It’s still jarring when I think of the one time LaMarvelous called LMA out.
our hearts are heavy and light
I think everyone recognizes LA's flaws, even if they love him.
He’s not my favorite player, and there are plenty of things about his game that I dislike, but I still love him and would hate to see him get traded.
Team KP
Ok, that was a fun season
There sure are a lot of highlights. I might just be down on this season overall but it certainly don’t feel like we have half as many highlights as that.
A few good Oden games, Batum against the Wolves, the Camby Chant, Roy off the bench in Game 4…
#52
haha, I turned on the second half of the April LA game from last season… Man. Oden, Roy, Rudy, and Joel. I miss ’em.
our hearts are heavy and light
It may never be this intense again...
I get the feeling survival and success despite the odds may very well be the hallmark of this era.
When he wakes up in bed tomorrow I'll be right there next to him saying "Brandon I like you just the way you are". - Mike Rice
Thinking about Greg’s difference in leg length, Nic’s re-injury of the shoulder and Roy’s knee. Also thinking about the ‘heart’ and the ‘lack of quit’. It is easy to say. Much easier than saying I wish I had 08-09 back.
When he wakes up in bed tomorrow I'll be right there next to him saying "Brandon I like you just the way you are". - Mike Rice
did he re-injure the shoulder? I don’t think he tore the labrum again, so it should be a short-term thing.
I’m not sure what to think. It’s easy to let the recent events dwell in our minds, and things change quickly. I’m hoping that it turns out good. It might not, but I try not to consider that yet.
our hearts are heavy and light
I am confident that I am looking at things broadly. I should add that I disagree with your assertion that it’s either survive or thrive. I think this team may see decent success despite set backs. Very active management of playing time and ramping up strictly for the second half of the season with specialized role players, similar to the championship Spurs seems to be in order.
When he wakes up in bed tomorrow I'll be right there next to him saying "Brandon I like you just the way you are". - Mike Rice
did I say that it’s either survive or thrive? I just said that last year’s team was thriving, but this year’s team was just trying to hang on. Of course there are shades of gray… unless I’m misunderstanding what you’re trying to say. It is late.
If we’re limiting Greg and Brandon in their mid and early twenties, to maintain health, we probably don’t have much to build on anyway.
our hearts are heavy and light
I think .....15 more minutes
the vodka is kicking in
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
Ok,,,,,imma gettin' outta here....seeya all tomorrow
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
hahaha
listened to the first few minutes of Stern’s interview on Sports Business Radio, where he details the western conference playoff teams (the “exciting Oklahoma City Thunder”) but doesn’t mention us.
Inferiority complex of Portland, rise.
our hearts are heavy and light
He doesn’t need to promote a team that has a naturally rabid fanbase. He has to pump up the team with the promising young scorer to cover the horrible decision he had a hand in and to keep the new market growing.
When he wakes up in bed tomorrow I'll be right there next to him saying "Brandon I like you just the way you are". - Mike Rice
Great film review for that upcoming summer blockbuster
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2010/may/02/iron-man-2-philip-french-review
When he wakes up in bed tomorrow I'll be right there next to him saying "Brandon I like you just the way you are". - Mike Rice
shaun livingston was an abolute beast in April
15.5pts, 6.3asts, 3.6rebs, on 63% FG in 37 mpg through 8 games
Here’s some of his highlights: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NW7Kx9-LP1w&feature=related
GET HIM, KP!
no need for the full mle, either
we could get him for cheap, and then have some $$ left over for a backup big (craig smith, kurt thomas, etc)
he's improved quite a bit from that stage
and check out the vid. a lot of that explosiveness and vision that made him so appealing back when he was drafted seem to have returned.
low risk-possibly high reward.
guess who livingston rehabbed with
TIM freakin GROVER.
We need to either recruit him to be our full time trainer, or send every one of our players to him this summer.
New junk
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on May 2, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions
No such thing.
Timbo is really a 14 year old girl who only listens to classical music.
"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal
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