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Junk Drawer to a Trail Mix 4 - 6 - 10

Most of us have never met but many of us will have a special place in our hearts for each other.  We will remember this day/night forever and we will remember this crazy Blazer season 4ever.  The best thing most of us have is our memories, and as a friend once said, sometimes you wouldn’t even give up a second of the worst of times...

As the playoff season approaches, I like to give out a few quick toasts to this year.  So part of this junk is to give a toast to anyone, a player, bedger, celebrity, anybody…If you sat around a dinner table with them, and had to raise a glass, what would you say?


Here’s a few things I would say:


To KP:  "The economy has nothing to do with you, don’t kiss azz and just do work."
To BRoy:  "There’s a reason you have a posse.  Don’t say anything…just play us there.  Now."
To GO:  "Don’t take the money.  If your will is as big as your Oden, prove it and make ‘em pay." 
To Batum:  "if you were short like Rex, Brad and Angelina would try to adopt you."
To Camby:  "Your tattoo means ‘teach LMA how to rebound’ so go do it" 
To LMA:  "lets go!!! The fresh prince of Bel Air has even more street cred than you."
To Rex:  "I hear in Japan, they can do leg and arm extensions"
To Rudy:  "enough with the dribbling, we all know you grew up dribbling with yo’ feet" 
To Juwan:  "I would proudly walk you across the street and then let Dante run you over with his Mack truck"
To Martell:  "the last time I saw you play well, you didn’t have hair"
To Pendy:  "There are worse things in life than being a million dollar hype man"
To Dre:  "listen to the ladies…don’t shoot, just drive" 
To  Mortimer:  "Your ginger sister is the only ginger I can look at"

To Tom:  "if Mickey Rourke can make a comeback, so can you"

To NBF:  "if Britney can make a comeback, so can you"


To my fellow BEdgers:  "Zach you all for making me love this community."


Peace.  Stay Cool.  Forever.


Love,


BRP

 

 

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