Most of us have never met but many of us will have a special place in our hearts for each other. We will remember this day/night forever and we will remember this crazy Blazer season 4ever. The best thing most of us have is our memories, and as a friend once said, sometimes you wouldn’t even give up a second of the worst of times...
As the playoff season approaches, I like to give out a few quick toasts to this year. So part of this junk is to give a toast to anyone, a player, bedger, celebrity, anybody…If you sat around a dinner table with them, and had to raise a glass, what would you say?
Here’s a few things I would say:
To KP: "The economy has nothing to do with you, don’t kiss azz and just do work."
To BRoy: "There’s a reason you have a posse. Don’t say anything…just play us there. Now."
To GO: "Don’t take the money. If your will is as big as your Oden, prove it and make ‘em pay."
To Batum: "if you were short like Rex, Brad and Angelina would try to adopt you."
To Camby: "Your tattoo means ‘teach LMA how to rebound’ so go do it"
To LMA: "lets go!!! The fresh prince of Bel Air has even more street cred than you."
To Rex: "I hear in Japan, they can do leg and arm extensions"
To Rudy: "enough with the dribbling, we all know you grew up dribbling with yo’ feet"
To Juwan: "I would proudly walk you across the street and then let Dante run you over with his Mack truck"
To Martell: "the last time I saw you play well, you didn’t have hair"
To Pendy: "There are worse things in life than being a million dollar hype man"
To Dre: "listen to the ladies…don’t shoot, just drive"
To Mortimer: "Your ginger sister is the only ginger I can look at"
To Tom: "if Mickey Rourke can make a comeback, so can you"
To NBF: "if Britney can make a comeback, so can you"
To my fellow BEdgers: "Zach you all for making me love this community."
Peace. Stay Cool. Forever.