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illegal Junk Drawer 4-26b

according to the US CIS, the average Suns fan can only answer 9% of the questions correctly on the US Citizenship test.  however, they did all answer the same one question correctly.  you need 60% to pass the test.   only 3.5 percent of Arizona high school students attending public schools passed the citizenship test. (http://www.goldwaterinstitute.org/article/3211)

basically, people in arizona are dumb.  i know one person that is smart: ann.  and that is now questionable since she is living among the racist suns fan. 

here's the test.  take it and report back your scores.

 

US Citizenship Test

 

http://www.proprofs.com/quiz-school/story.php?title=us-citizenship-test_2

Star-divide

PORTLAND – Portland Trail Blazer starting forward Nicolas Batum has returned to Portland and will not play in tonight’s game at Phoenix. Batum, citing "certain immigration related issues" said he feels unsafe in the Arizona after that state’s governor signed a new law giving police wide powers to detain and arrest non-US citizens.

"I’m a citizen of France," Batum said, " plus, I’m black. You figure it out. Naturally I feel like an arrest waiting to happen. Rudy [Fernandez] isn’t too thrilled with the situation either."

Go Blazers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

peace.  stay cool.  forever

 

BRP

Poll
if i was in a communist world, and required to work at one of these joints, i would pick
Walmart
4 votes
Morgue
13 votes
Sharis
7 votes
Motel 6
6 votes
State of Arizona
5 votes
Roustabout
7 votes

42 votes | Poll has closed

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the 2nd banana?

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

how many does a man need?

by The Arkitect on Apr 26, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

wooooot woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot!!!!!!

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by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

is this the GDT?

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

nah, we must GDT in the GDT.

this the mother luvin post GVT!!!! game victory thread

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 26, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice junk

The bitter side of the sun blog is a hoot and yes the Arizona educational system is a total failure

by southern oregon on Apr 26, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Nicely done BRP

Love the Blazer stuff in there. I got 19 right.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 26, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

i should post this on the Suns Blog

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 26, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

No you shouldn't

Don’t get banned, at least not til we beat them.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 26, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

some tricky ones in there.....

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by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

well, some of the ones i missed were cause of the special answers you had in there……

like the last question…..i say they win in 6 and get it wrong cause the right answer is they win in 6 AND 7. which makes no sense.

but there were some of the actual questions i did miss too.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

i would have liked to see my score on an actual citizenship test though.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

those are the actual questions…sans my additions

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 26, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah….

well i missed some of the questions cause i didn’t put in your additions.

such as “you’re a baller” so that affected my score in an adverse manner.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

some of your "additions" didnt work

like the blazers win in:

6 or 7

i answered both when i took it two times and i got it wrong both times

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

we’re gonna win the series 5-2, so we will have won in both 6 and 7. Because Juwan Howard is that good.

by atomiccafe on Apr 26, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

here is my real score after adding in the BRP answers in the multiple answer questions

that’s 18 out of 22.

darn my lack of knowledge concerning citizenship application forms!

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by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

number 8 is messed up

if you answer 69th amendment it tells you that its the 7th but if you answer 7th it tells you its 69th

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

so is 10

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

some of them you have to have more than one answer on. that’s why they are squares instead of circles to fill in.

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by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

cause you have to have them both to be right.

i would have got that wrong anyway. i didn’t know that one.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

ohhhhhhh

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm confused

i answered blazers in 6, but got it wrong

Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
2 down, 14 to go

by thomasikehara on Apr 26, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Broyposse is a pessimist

thinking it will take 7. We are smarter than he.

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Apr 26, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

actually, i think you have to put both to get it right.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

6 will be the right answer...

just wait and see. ;-)

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Apr 26, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s what i voted!!

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

it is the right answer ,not sure what’s wrong with your buttons!

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 26, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s suppose to be either one is right…but the Free Quiz thing didn’t work as plan

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 26, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah ha!

i should take it again and put in your silly answers, miss the same ones i did before, and then see what my score is.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

take it again…i changed it!

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 26, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

i just did. i got 82. still a fail.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd love to see

US citizens have to pass the citizenship test at least once in order to remain in the country. It sure would clean up a lot of messes.

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Apr 26, 2010 6:06 PM PDT reply actions  

fixed
Portland Trail Blazer starting superstar forward Nicolas Batum has returned to Portland

Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
2 down, 14 to go

by thomasikehara on Apr 26, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Looks like Alex the Great will have to go 7

Caps trail 3-0 in the third of game 6 vs. Montreal.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 26, 2010 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Rubbing your junk for luck

Heading out to watch the game. GO PRTOLAND TAILR BALZERS!!!!!!!!!!! WTOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 26, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

this quiz is dum. happy gilmore is distracting me.

lessssss go #52

by dougall5505 on Apr 26, 2010 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

hahahahahaha

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by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hello ladies. Look at your man. Now look at Brandon Roy. Now back at your man. Now back to Brandon Roy. Sadly, he is not Brandon Roy.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

i got the stupid meniscus one wrong

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

how many tries did that take you?

i bet 4

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by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was my third cause my first i didnt know about the stupid things

then the second it wouldnt load answer 19 so i had to start over

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Q13 is wrong

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 26, 2010 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

which was that?

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by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not sure. I can only provide citizens of Texas and Pennsylvania as my ancestors. No Arizonians as far as I know.

by Norsktroll on Apr 26, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

you live in arizona eh?

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

no I'm technically a Native American

and therefore do not care what you dumb plague of white people call history

by hoodieNation on Apr 26, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahahaha

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

is the quiz over?

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

no obviously not.

it just keeps saying ‘If you don’t pass this test, you need to leave the country.’

loveisrespect

by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 26, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

good job!

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by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

this means you have to move to the northwest

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

is LMA top ten PF?

Dirk
Duncan
Amare
Gasol
KG
Boozer
Bosh
Lamarcus
Millsap?

/cambyfive

by CroRupt on Apr 26, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

KG is borderline at this point

He’s a shell of his former self.

Nicolas Batum AKA Mr. Third Quarter
On Josh Smith "He's strong as a 2nd curtain"
On Lebron "...it's hype, he's not a defender"
On Aaron Brooks "He's tiny, he has a small body but he's super fast and has a real gesture"
On Steve Nash "First we'll have to try and stop this Canadian guard, a young kid with a bright future!"
On Defense "They all piss me off with Dwight Howard...Guys like Bruce Bowen or Ron Artest were legit defensive men of the year. For me that's the profile of a denfender.
On The Playoffs "I don't want Dallas to win because I don't want Rodrigue to be NBA champion, I would be pissed. I don't want him to be NBA champion in his 1st year, this bastard....I put myself in mode asshole!"

by MadBlaze on Apr 26, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

true, but he still made KP2’s first team all defense, FWIW. So there’s something still there.

by atomiccafe on Apr 26, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

True

Even Garnett at half what he was is better than most star pf’s nowadays.

Nicolas Batum AKA Mr. Third Quarter
On Josh Smith "He's strong as a 2nd curtain"
On Lebron "...it's hype, he's not a defender"
On Aaron Brooks "He's tiny, he has a small body but he's super fast and has a real gesture"
On Steve Nash "First we'll have to try and stop this Canadian guard, a young kid with a bright future!"
On Defense "They all piss me off with Dwight Howard...Guys like Bruce Bowen or Ron Artest were legit defensive men of the year. For me that's the profile of a denfender.
On The Playoffs "I don't want Dallas to win because I don't want Rodrigue to be NBA champion, I would be pissed. I don't want him to be NBA champion in his 1st year, this bastard....I put myself in mode asshole!"

by MadBlaze on Apr 26, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Worst quiz ever

I was getting all mad that there were 4 right answers on the president question, then I realized BRP made up the quiz, and therefore all answers are suspect.

EP FTW!
http://16.media.tumblr.com/9N2P6wFyQqyavb17MUEdieCXo1_400.jpg

by TheTinfoil on Apr 26, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

it said which is not a requirement....

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, and most of them were not requirements.

being white in AZ is not a requirement
being a governor is not a requirement
living in the country for 14 years is not a requirement.
being 35 IS a requirement

EP FTW!
http://16.media.tumblr.com/9N2P6wFyQqyavb17MUEdieCXo1_400.jpg

by TheTinfoil on Apr 26, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

one one one

just one more hour

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by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

i dont think we will win

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

i dont think we will win

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

i dont think we will win

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

i dont think we will win

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

geeze DS

how do you REALLY feel?

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 26, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

you only had to say something dumb once.

i think we will win more than you think we won’t win.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

thomasikehara=true.citizen

Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
2 down, 14 to go

by thomasikehara on Apr 26, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

curse of a big guy

Yao was worse than Oden when he first started, if I remember correctly.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 26, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think so, sadly

I think Oden’s foul problems are pretty out there.

It should improve, I’m more concerned with the stay-healthy thang.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 26, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

what would happen if Oden decided to retire

because he couldn’t handle the injuries.

/cambyfive

by CroRupt on Apr 26, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I doubt that is a possibility

His injuries haven’t been that bad.

Let’s say he starts getting some real bad injuries that follow him forever— who knows. That’s a question that can be asked of anyone. When is the pain just too much?

Oden ain’t anywhere close to that.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 26, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

meh whatevs

i still say we trade him for Bogut

/cambyfive

by CroRupt on Apr 26, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

and why is this?

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, you were doing a serious question?

That is a really dumb question.

Bogut played 33 games last year, and because he had never dunked before he didn’t know what to do and landed on his arm like a goofball. His pain might make him retire I bet.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 26, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Greg has better post moves than Dwight

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this poster drunk?

I can only assume not because they included a secret message.

I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

by haildablazer on Apr 26, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

what do you mean by "this poster"?

EP FTW!
http://16.media.tumblr.com/9N2P6wFyQqyavb17MUEdieCXo1_400.jpg

by TheTinfoil on Apr 26, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

True.

I knew I shouldn’t have used the P-word.

My bad guys.

I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

by haildablazer on Apr 26, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

45 minutes to gametime

I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

by haildablazer on Apr 26, 2010 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow,

Posting timestamp fail

I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

by haildablazer on Apr 26, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

looking at Gerald Wallace just made me

how unbelievably bad this years All-Star weekend was

by hoodieNation on Apr 26, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wallace can't shoot

his biggest thing is rebounding and hustling.

/cambyfive

by CroRupt on Apr 26, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

i dont understand why this annoys people

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha my girlfriend absolutely hates it

she used to love that the Blazers don’t do it, then Juwan came (and she loves Juwan) and he does it, and so JBay, who’s jersey she has. I’m constantly teasing her for it.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 26, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always cringe when I see Jerryd flipping his mouthguard in and out of his mouth.

Another thing that grosses me out…at the RG when they pass the ball down to the court and everyone rubs and kisses it….ewwww!

"That was NAAAAAASTY"

by luv4LMA on Apr 26, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah the game ball thing is gross

touching it is kind of cool, to say you’ve done so (I never have, it passed right by our seats once and the punks wouldn’t pass it our way) but kissing it is sick

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 26, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's like kissing the Blarney Stone

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 26, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agree

I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

by haildablazer on Apr 26, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

obviously they have not watched gerald wallace much

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

he definitely makes up for his inability to shoot by rebounding like a lunatic at the SF position and getting to the line roughly as much as Brandon Roy despite said lack of a jumper.

by atomiccafe on Apr 26, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

if you throw out his penchant for concussions, which is the actual reason I wouldn’t trade for him.

by atomiccafe on Apr 26, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

the only thing batum does better is shoot

gerald still shoots 37% from deep

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, sure, of course he would be

The question with Wallace is his reliance on athleticism and that he is one more bump on the head away from retirement.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 26, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

he has cool hair

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

His hair is prolly my least favorite part I think

But I ain’t a fan of braids or dreads or thingies like that.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 26, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

h8r

him and chris bosh have the greatest hair in the nba

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

you're the one copying me

just look at the teams we like in our profiles

copycat

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was here first

so you’re still copying me! so there!

by hoodieNation on Apr 26, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

naw i was here since march 3rd

just had to create a new screen name due to a whiner

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

wateev

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

he can't shoot though

well i still say Batum > Wallace

/cambyfive

by CroRupt on Apr 26, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can you imagine a Roy/Wallace/Aldridge/Oden lineup though?

Ok, ok. Camby for all you unbelievers.

Philistines.

I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

by haildablazer on Apr 26, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Samaritin

I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

by haildablazer on Apr 26, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Borg!

I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

by haildablazer on Apr 26, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chaldean?

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by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hooderites?

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mycenaeans?

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Persians

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

a prince of their's used to be in good games

but now is in kind of sucky games and a horrible looking movie. A real prince of their’s is the basic for my gamertag, however.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 26, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sumerian

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Curse the no edit.

I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

by haildablazer on Apr 26, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I asked SBN, and tried to get a bedgebomb going

No dice.

I know less than half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

by haildablazer on Apr 26, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tyrus had a nice move

LMA better score more than Tyrus does today.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 26, 2010 7:00 PM PDT reply actions  

can you dvr it anyway?

maybe it was the dvr’ing that did it an not you watching later…….

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

bill bayno in the hospital now for stomach virus per quick. wtz

lessssss go #52

by dougall5505 on Apr 26, 2010 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

same with Dante
RT@jwquick Cunningham apparently is not over his stomach virus. Will not play in Game 5 and the team is considering sending him to hospital

/cambyfive

by CroRupt on Apr 26, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

plus he had one at the OKC game, too

we better win this game tonight before the whole team is sick.

Plus have Dante vomit on Nash and Amare so we can guarantee a win in game 6, too.

by Section323 on Apr 26, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go up like he is giving Nash a hello-kiss

And Nash puckers up and then BARF right into his mouth, and then grab his nose and plug it and make him swallow it.

BLAZERS IN 6.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 26, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

perfect!

then nash licks his fingers and high fives like crazy- whole team sick in a flash.

by Section323 on Apr 26, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

uh DC is warming up right now......

Hello ladies. Look at your man. Now look at Brandon Roy. Now back at your man. Now back to Brandon Roy. Sadly, he is not Brandon Roy.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got a 73, can I stay?

I don’t think all those answers were real though

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 26, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

CroRupt91!

Ok, that isn’t that bad of a comparison.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 26, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

ACTUALLY

I was saying you’re like PG91 by doing a bad “this player looks like this player” comparison.

But Chandler and Augustin isn’t that bad of a comparison. They have similarities.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 26, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Charlotte has a pretty good home crowd for a 6 year old franchise

though I swear it sounds more like they’re cheering for Orlando

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 26, 2010 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

when you have the option to watch either KGW or TNT what do you choose?

I’m pretty much always with the Mikes… but it’s fun sometimes (depending on who calling the game) to hear non Blazers announcers.

by In Walks Rudy on Apr 26, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Always KGW

I get the KGW feed in HD, can’t get tnt in anything but the blurry mess where you can hardly tell who’s bringing the ball up unless it’s a close up.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 26, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

depends on who the announcers are

Marv and Harlan are both better than the Mikes to my ear.

by atomiccafe on Apr 26, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Andre Miller just looks so gangster when he talks

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 26, 2010 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

oh my...

look at the word bed

it looks like a bed…….

Hello ladies. Look at your man. Now look at Brandon Roy. Now back at your man. Now back to Brandon Roy. Sadly, he is not Brandon Roy.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Hello ladies. Look at your man. Now look at Brandon Roy. Now back at your man. Now back to Brandon Roy. Sadly, he is not Brandon Roy.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

DOOODDD, SUBJECT LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 26, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

are you high right now?

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 26, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

why the illegal JD?

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 26, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

brp is a junk whore!

lessssss go #52

by dougall5505 on Apr 26, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

brp said it was a lucky jd.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahhh I'm so pumped!

I love playoffs so much

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 26, 2010 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah….but June is a ways away

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

if we win tonight

i’ll procrastinate on my big final paper, and if we loose il probably procrastinate longer.

/cambyfive

by CroRupt on Apr 26, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

no really

my teacher says i’ll drive her to be a alcoholic

today in class all i played was sonic the hedgehog on my itouch

/cambyfive

by CroRupt on Apr 26, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

I forget, are you one of the Bedgers still in HS? I only took 4 classes my senior year, left at lunch to go work, and STILL hardly worked in those 4 classes. but back then the best thing for subtle gaming was the old iPod, I think I had the second, maybe 3rd gen, with the brick game.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 26, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah in HS, senior

idk why i took 6 classes a day, we have 7 but i took 6, should have taken 4.

only need English

/cambyfive

by CroRupt on Apr 26, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha I was the same

only needed English, took Japanese because I liked it, and I don’t even remember the other two classes, at ALL.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 26, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

i have 4 PE classes

one math, which blows, Algebra two is horrible. and English

/cambyfive

by CroRupt on Apr 26, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

rain totally ruined my plan of making grilled steak today…

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 26, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I just walked to the store to grab a mexicoke (Cabs made me want one)

and was surprised to see how hard it was raining. It was pretty nice most of today.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 26, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

so i looked online for 3rd down back

and i found definitions that supported both of our definitions

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by Philthyanimal on Apr 26, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

the short yardage back CAN be used on 3rd downs. 3rd down backs are basically never used as a short yardage back

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 26, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm pretty positive

i heard bettis referred to as a 3rd down back….i’m sure you know fb more than i do, but i know i heard that on a telecast, which led me to believe that 3rd down backs and short yardage ones are the same.

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"At first glance, I saw a fairly unremarkable penis." ~Sophia on Greg Oden

by Philthyanimal on Apr 26, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

man 2:50 left in the 4th?

I hope it doesn’t go late again, and that they don’t show their 10 commercials again. I have KGW, but for those of you without it, that’d just be insulting.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 26, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mike Rice's suit looks great

I want one…anyone know how i can ask him where he got it?

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"At first glance, I saw a fairly unremarkable penis." ~Sophia on Greg Oden

by Philthyanimal on Apr 26, 2010 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

ask him on his next chalk talk

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

i wish the Mariners weren’t getting shut out by the flipping Royals right now. ugh

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

giants just put up 2 runs on halladay in the 1st. lol.

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 26, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

nooooooo!!!!!

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

someone told me today

“This is america, and I have rights (to a blanket).”

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"Did they really expect me to bow down to Jesus?!?" ~Sophia
"At first glance, I saw a fairly unremarkable penis." ~Sophia on Greg Oden

by Philthyanimal on Apr 26, 2010 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

did you say:

“well, this is america. and if a blanket would make you happy, you have the right to pursue it. it’s just too bad we don’t always get what we pursue……..”

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

i said "sue me"

and took his blanket

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"Did they really expect me to bow down to Jesus?!?" ~Sophia
"At first glance, I saw a fairly unremarkable penis." ~Sophia on Greg Oden

by Philthyanimal on Apr 26, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahahaha

that’s better than my answer

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait wait wait!!

Amare said BROY is just an average player??

/cambyfive

by CroRupt on Apr 26, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

And Frye said

“he’s just another player for them” It’s obvious they’re afraid and blowing smoke at this point.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 26, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow frye said that?

wowwwwwwwwwwwww

i hope Broy blows up on them

/cambyfive

by CroRupt on Apr 26, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm fairly certain it was taken out of context

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"Did they really expect me to bow down to Jesus?!?" ~Sophia
"At first glance, I saw a fairly unremarkable penis." ~Sophia on Greg Oden

by Philthyanimal on Apr 26, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Any chance it's out of context

and Roy is just an average player due to playing 8 days after surgery?

by GMan83201 on Apr 26, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

wtf...

i thought this was a legit test until i saw some of the answers

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"Did they really expect me to bow down to Jesus?!?" ~Sophia
"At first glance, I saw a fairly unremarkable penis." ~Sophia on Greg Oden

by Philthyanimal on Apr 26, 2010 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

i hope you changed your answer to Patty Henry

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

i really hope brandon will work on off ball movement next year

i really liked our 4th quarter offense sans roy this year. it may not have been as effective as it could have been with brandon, but it was just more exciting to watch.

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"Did they really expect me to bow down to Jesus?!?" ~Sophia
"At first glance, I saw a fairly unremarkable penis." ~Sophia on Greg Oden

by Philthyanimal on Apr 26, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

hmmm....

the black jerseys tonight

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

yep. we wore red games 1 and 2.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not really "feeling" Haarlow as much as I did her 2nd year

her first year was horrible…seems like shes taken a step down this year to me.

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"Did they really expect me to bow down to Jesus?!?" ~Sophia
"At first glance, I saw a fairly unremarkable penis." ~Sophia on Greg Oden

by Philthyanimal on Apr 26, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

oh no sleeve on Batum tonight

please don’t hurt it Nico

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 26, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

he didnt have it game 4 either

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah okay.

didn’t notice that up in the 300 level, probably based partially on my excitement for B Roy. Thanks for letting me know.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 26, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

he brought it out at one piont i thought

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"At first glance, I saw a fairly unremarkable penis." ~Sophia on Greg Oden

by Philthyanimal on Apr 26, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

he didn’t wear it saturday either

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

good start

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

wow still a minute in the Orlando game

poor no TNT folks. I’m truly sorry for you people.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 26, 2010 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

$%#&

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 26, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

you know its your day when you're 6/6 and dre hits a 3

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

seriously.

this game is making me so happy

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 26, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

2/2!!!!!!!

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

DREEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Hello ladies. Look at your man. Now look at Brandon Roy. Now back at your man. Now back to Brandon Roy. Sadly, he is not Brandon Roy.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

DREEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Hello ladies. Look at your man. Now look at Brandon Roy. Now back at your man. Now back to Brandon Roy. Sadly, he is not Brandon Roy.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

My computer just broke in the GDT

EP FTW!
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by TheTinfoil on Apr 26, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

time for BRoy to come in…..

Blazers weren’t gonna keep shooting that hot so it’s good they built that big lead. just gotta keep up the defense now……

great great great start. couldn’t have asked for better really

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah this start was amazing

looks like the offenses have traded places out there. If Suns fans were real fans, I’d feel bad for the people in that arena after having to deal with basically the same thing in our house Thursday. But… they had 4000 tickets available earlier today, so I care not.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 26, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

they discounted lowerbowl tix

by 30% if you were a twitter follower…smh

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by Philthyanimal on Apr 26, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

i wanna go with 3G lineup right now

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"At first glance, I saw a fairly unremarkable penis." ~Sophia on Greg Oden

by Philthyanimal on Apr 26, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

samesies

dres on fire, and bay is playin nash well

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

i just think hes making his shot

and playing within himself.

i love bayless as long as he doesnt have to make a split second decision and doesnt have to run the offense.

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by Philthyanimal on Apr 26, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but he just seems to be making better decisions

and he’s playing tough D. Bayless is pretty inconsistent, which is my biggest hark on him(I’m not in the majority on this site hating on Bayless) but this series, he’s been doing well.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 26, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

imo

hes been just as bad on as many possessions as he is good on the others on defense. i’m not a bayless hater…as long as nate puts him in a role he can succeed in i am happy with his play. to me it doesnt seem like he can change on the fly and precommits to everything he does.

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by Philthyanimal on Apr 26, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely agree with the precommiting

especially when we see him jump in the air and look around the court with panic in his eyes not knowing who to pass to.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 26, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

you can tell a few steps ahead whether he’ll pass, drive, or shoot.

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"At first glance, I saw a fairly unremarkable penis." ~Sophia on Greg Oden

by Philthyanimal on Apr 26, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy klajsdflaksfosidf

that’s a GREAT start. That’s how you start a playoff game on the road!

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by Magnum on Apr 26, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Phoenix Dancers are sooooo sexxxyy

way better than ours

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by Philthyanimal on Apr 26, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

yep

they’re fine

i met them when i was down there

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man that was a terrible sequence of calls there.

3 in the key was garbage, and it looked like Frye made contact on Dre, though if KGW didn’t show the replay, it usually means it was clean.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 26, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Frye looked like he got away with a couple bumps.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

realllllllllllly weak calls

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

wow.....the refs are starting to call some pretty close stuff.....

not enough rebounds

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

need moar camby

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

channing frye is being a little baby

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I've come to hate that guy in this series

it started with him shoving bayless in game 3 and bayless getting the T, and then yanking Batum down in game 4, and all his little whiney crap

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 26, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep. he needs to sell his place and get the hell out of town

EP FTW!
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by TheTinfoil on Apr 26, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

i still like him more than andre

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"At first glance, I saw a fairly unremarkable penis." ~Sophia on Greg Oden

by Philthyanimal on Apr 26, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I disagree, that should have been a T on Juwan alone

Frye went for a hard box out, but Juwan came with an elbow – one’s a basketball play, one isn’t

Free AK1984.

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by blazeraddict on Apr 26, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

we got a lead after 1 quarter.

both teams have taken the other team’s best shot.

now it’s just who wants it more. and we’re tougher. we got this!

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Nate, please. trust the vet!

Free AK1984.

"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez

by blazeraddict on Apr 26, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

or put in Pendergraph for some physicality and hustle

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, the boards are a nightmare right now

If Lopez were playing oh man…

Free AK1984.

"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez

by blazeraddict on Apr 26, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

LO at MVP chants for Amare

EP FTW!
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by TheTinfoil on Apr 26, 2010 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Juwan and LMA getting beasted by CHANNING FRYE

Free AK1984.

"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez

by blazeraddict on Apr 26, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah but that’s ok.

he’s in limited minutes anyway.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here's what I don't understand - Rudy sucks and is rightfully benched, Howard looks

bad and we ride him like a racehorse. At least he has his 3rd foul this half, he’s been dreadful

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by blazeraddict on Apr 26, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

meant to say "about Nate" - sometimes I just don't get him

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by blazeraddict on Apr 26, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

that is a HORRIBLE call

clearly a charge

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by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

horrible call

but it brings Camby back, so I guess it’s good

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by GiantBlazer on Apr 26, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

DC!!!!!!!

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DC!!!!!!!

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

DANTE!

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by TheTinfoil on Apr 26, 2010 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

speedy rudy is back

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by Philthyanimal on Apr 26, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

pgiirl approves

black on black

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

martell is wearing white shoes

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by Philthyanimal on Apr 26, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dante Ginobili :)

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by blazeraddict on Apr 26, 2010 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

holy moly

give us a call sometime too eh?

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

i hope the calls even out a little bit……

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by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

dragic is getting calls like hes michael bad word jordan

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, but those are actually fouls.

there have been other ticky tack things PHX is getting that we haven’t. and that blocking call on Juwan was horrendous.

i just hope it evens out. these things usually do unless the team on the short end just doesn’t get aggressive. we need to bring Bayless back in

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by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was that actually his mom? I call shenanigans

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by blazeraddict on Apr 26, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rudy is pathetic

Shrinking from Amundson like a child

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by blazeraddict on Apr 26, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah it really is.

PHX is getting every call on their end. ever bump, everything. that’s all fine as long as it evens out.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like I have bi polar in this game

it’s a total rollercoaster. I started all happy, now I’m totally bummed.

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by GiantBlazer on Apr 26, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

naw….we’re still ok.

it’s all about the FT right now. the fouls got our rebounders out and got them to the line.

if that starts to equalize, we’re fine. we’re only down 4

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I still have faith

the ft thing is just driving me insane.

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by GiantBlazer on Apr 26, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE FINALLY GOT A CALL

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Yippee, free throws!

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by blazeraddict on Apr 26, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

i dont understand why nate played trout over frye

i remember constantly yelling at trout for not reb…which doesnt seem like an issue for frye

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by Philthyanimal on Apr 26, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

is this serious?

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

its pretty hard for a shooter

to get into his grove playing the mins that channing played

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by Philthyanimal on Apr 26, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

he delivered

whenever he was called upon to start

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by Philthyanimal on Apr 26, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

he brought next to nothing on the offensive end compared to trav

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

trav was weak

never played within the offense and couldnt rebound

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by Philthyanimal on Apr 26, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

trav was still infinitely times better in his portland days than frye

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

when your coach has your back

and gives you a long leash but everyone else a short leash, it probably makes it a bit easier to succeed.

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by Philthyanimal on Apr 26, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

trav was allowed to shoot himself out of a slump

without the fear of being taken out…something a lot of our players didnt have the luxury of last year or this year.

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by Philthyanimal on Apr 26, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

if you’re referring to rudy, he has been given plenty of opportunity

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by cloudydays on Apr 26, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Frye did not play like this when he was in Portland.

not even close. he wasn’t anywhere near that much contact when he was in Portland.

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by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Frye was pretty bad as a Blazer

and what did he shoot, like 15 3’s his entire Blazers career?

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by GiantBlazer on Apr 26, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he actually boxes out now - I literally don't remember him ever doing that here

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by blazeraddict on Apr 26, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah. he’s like a different player for PHX.

for us, he didn’t shoot the 3 that well. he wasn’t ever near the block. he didn’t rebound. he’s a whole new player for PHX.

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by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree. The question in my mind is how did Gentry manage to turn (or more aptly, return - he was okay in NY)

Channing into a viable rotation PF, while he was a garbage time player in Portland?

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by blazeraddict on Apr 26, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

i believe that has more to do with Frye than Gentry.

he obviously worked on his 3 point shot and that’s how he got in for PHX.

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by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

plus Amare taught him how to be a punk apparently

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by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

he was likely already capable of being a good shooter, but our offense had him taking 20 footers, just like LA. A coaching issue.

by jksnake99 on Apr 26, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed

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by Philthyanimal on Apr 26, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

10 offensive rebounds is absolutely inexcusable.

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by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

they know we wont run it back on them so they're all crashing the boards

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

that doesn’t matter. they’re just working harder for them. they’ve taken some of those rebounds from us. Amundson from Rudy…Richardson just took it from 3 guys. they’re just hustling for them and we aren’t right now.

even so….only down 7 and they are doing a lot of stuff right. it’s not all that bad.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Portland is being flat outworked on the backboards

Unbelievable, we look Charmin soft out there

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by blazeraddict on Apr 26, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

they had 4 guys in the key for that rebound

our guys were all running back on D

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by TheTinfoil on Apr 26, 2010 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

kind of a pick your poison though isn’t it?

we can crash, but if they still get the board then they’re out running…..

or we can just give up the board and get back on d.

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by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

game 2

we didnt crash the boards or get back on d…it was pitiful

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by Philthyanimal on Apr 26, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

where's LA's call?

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

lodged inside Spooner's whistle

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by TheTinfoil on Apr 26, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

you've got to be freaking kidding me.

how does LA not get a call right there?

that’s a huge turnaround when it’s a no call and they can get back on run and get an open shot.

horrible.

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by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

the ref was right there too

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

horrible officiating. all kinds of contact there.

we’re doing other stuff wrong too. but the officials are really helping decide this game right now.

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by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bayless fail

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by TheTinfoil on Apr 26, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

That was absolutely pathetic Bayless

worst possession I’ve seen you on this series.

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by GiantBlazer on Apr 26, 2010 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

we had 23 points in the first 7 minutes

in the next 17 minutes we had 24 points

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm sure we all figured that scoring rate wouldn't hold up

but c’mon.

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by Magnum on Apr 26, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

going frigid from the field will do that to you

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by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Refs are making some mistakes, but our absolutely epic fail at rebounding is killing us

And if Camby can’t come back, we’re screwed. If we lose by 2-3, I’ll blame the refs, if we lose by this many points, 100% our fault for not rebounding at ALL. PHX must have 400 second chance points.

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by GiantBlazer on Apr 26, 2010 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

He'll come back

Just went in early to get it taped up.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 26, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

14 threes and 17 free throws for Phoenix – seven and six for us. That’ll even out.

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by Cablinasian on Apr 26, 2010 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

i'm not going to cross my fingers

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by Philthyanimal on Apr 26, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

im hopeful

but what I’ve seen right now and how bad phx chokes, i feel like we could win game 7 down there

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

game 7 is SO hard to win on another team's court though.

if people think this game is being called bad.. I can’t imagine the negativity explosion that would occur in that game.

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by GiantBlazer on Apr 26, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

PHX likes to choke big games away

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

woah….i think we agreed on something basketball related. i didn’t even read this first.

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by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

holton sucks using the telestrater compared to snapper

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by Philthyanimal on Apr 26, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

you guys….seriously…..this is all FT.

we’re shooting 54% and are 5-7 from 3. they are shooting 47% and are 4-14 from 3.

it’s all rebounding and FT. if the FT disparity evens out even a little and we stop only the offensive rebounds they’re getting, we’ll win. i don’t see any fools gold for either team.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

5-7 from three with Andre and Bayless hitting is a bit of fool’s gold.

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by Cablinasian on Apr 26, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Frye getting rebounds and points in the point is on the same level as Miller hitting 3s

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by Magnum on Apr 26, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

if Camby is limited or LA rebounds like he’s Juwan, the game is over.

by jksnake99 on Apr 26, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

at least the B.o.B cd is already out on itunes and i can enjoy that tonight...

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

First half was a tale of runs

let’s hope this turns into a tale of halves, and the second is our story.

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by GiantBlazer on Apr 26, 2010 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

FLOP

geez bill

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

moving screen much?

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by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

atrocious

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

PHX has done that so much this series

and they consistently get away with it.

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by GiantBlazer on Apr 26, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU HAVE TO BE JOKING

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Bayless gets dropped, LA gets annihilated

Camby goes to the boards for once and we get a LBF

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's insane. I hate complaining about the refs

but this is getting to the level of the Dallas game. we get smashed, no call, we tap one of them, “tweeeet” goes the whistle.

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by GiantBlazer on Apr 26, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

and then when they get called for a foul

they react like Tim Duncan

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah it's hilarious.

Channing’s face said “WHAT!? I can’t punch him anymore?! I’ve been doing it all game just fine, why call it now?! GEEZE!!!”

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by GiantBlazer on Apr 26, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

unbelievable...

these refs are screwing us. if it’s really gonna stay like that then this game is done

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by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

REBOUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by blazeraddict on Apr 26, 2010 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

aaaand no call for Brandon either....

this is getting kinda fishy at this point

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by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

this half has been fine, I tihnk.

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by Cablinasian on Apr 26, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

except thats the second time broy got smashed and didnt get a call

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

really?

seems even more obvious to me in this half than it was in the 1st that they aren’t calling both ways

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by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

and there’s another cheapie on camby

too bad they don’t call that same foul on the suns.

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by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

its all bill spooner screwing us too

Id like to see Joey step up and stop this

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't stand the GDT.

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by fajunga on Apr 26, 2010 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

never have been able too

way too moody and it completely distracts me from the game

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

camby needs to play the rest of the game

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Lotta touch fouls being called on the Blazers

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by fajunga on Apr 26, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

it’s sad that the refs are deciding this. painfully obvious at this point.

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by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would help if we got some defensive reebs

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by fajunga on Apr 26, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

sure it would. but we’re only down 8 despite giving up all the second chance points. it’s the FT.

all they have to do, as evidenced by this play, is dribble around, go towards the basket, and the whistle blows.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. I don’t wanna discount the FT disparity. The way the game is being called is throwing a wrench in how we are playing. Wish we could adjust properly.

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by fajunga on Apr 26, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

not much you can do when the refs handcuff you on the defensive end

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. We gotta play effective D in the way that they want us to.

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by fajunga on Apr 26, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

every random bump by the Blazers is a foul

the Suns hack and claw and knock our guys to the ground and nothing

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by Magnum on Apr 26, 2010 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Uncle Fester calls number 4 on Camby and Nash isn't even touched and shoots?!?

Free AK1984.

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by blazeraddict on Apr 26, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

That right there just told you EVERYTHING you need to know about this game

one of the most atrocious calls I’ve seen in my life

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 26, 2010 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

joey givin us some makeupp calls

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

yep. some makeup calls for sure

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gotta make the FT’s

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by fajunga on Apr 26, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

need about 8 more of those

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by Magnum on Apr 26, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

NBA officiating - it's faaaaaantastic

Free AK1984.

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by blazeraddict on Apr 26, 2010 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Man. Thats the second or third time I've seen Amare do that.

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by fajunga on Apr 26, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

The offense is a serious problem too

we spend 15 seconds trying to force the ball in the post. You know why we were up early? Sharp passes and cuts.

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by Magnum on Apr 26, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

even Adande agrees

jadande: Gotta say, Joey Crawford recognizes the importance of having a big 3rd quarter. He always brings it after halftime.

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by Magnum on Apr 26, 2010 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I might make this my new sig

Free AK1984.

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by blazeraddict on Apr 26, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that if we can cut it to 5 this quarter, we will win. Cutting it to 7 is a maybe.

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by fajunga on Apr 26, 2010 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

But seriously, this is the playoffs.

FT’s shouldn’t be the theme.

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by fajunga on Apr 26, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

wow....14 point advantage from the line for PHX.

aaaaaaand on cue….another cheapie for Juwan

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

sure makes playing offense easy when you can just get a whistle every time you get touched

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

well we get some more Dante

thank goodness he’s being a champ and playing with sickness. hopefully he can projectile vomit on Nash and Amare

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 26, 2010 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

game

over

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

in the 1st half.

this is barely a basketball game. it’s just a parade to the FT line. and it’s not just aggressiveness either. tooons of touch fouls

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joey Crawford should get a vacation for the rest of the playoffs for that "call" on Camby

Seriously, if I have o listen to Stern lecture about the greatness of NBA officials again and fine another player/coach for disputing calls, I’m going to puke

Free AK1984.

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by blazeraddict on Apr 26, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep. if i was Nate i’d bring a blank check to my post game press conference.

cause this is pathetic. refs totally took us out of the game.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would just love to hear him say Crawford has no business in an NBA arena

unless he is a ticket holder. That was truly one of the worst botches I have ever seen. Bad call, and to let Nash shoot – smh

Free AK1984.

"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez

by blazeraddict on Apr 26, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shut your face

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by fajunga on Apr 26, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

DS is not a true.fan

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by Magnum on Apr 26, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is Rudy back in and Nic sitting?

Unless he’s hurt, this makes no sense

Free AK1984.

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by blazeraddict on Apr 26, 2010 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

He is hurt.

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by fajunga on Apr 26, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fine, more hurt than he was at the start of the game

Although it’s a wrap at this point

Free AK1984.

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by blazeraddict on Apr 26, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hate the other team.

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by fajunga on Apr 26, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

if the Suns are getting calls like this in game 5, it lets me know

that there is no way in hell that we have a chance in game 7

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

exactly.

we’re done now. NBA doesn’t want the Blazers in the second round. A team that can’t even sell out their arena is gonna be there instead. Sternomics I guess

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 26, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

What happened to Rudy? I don't even recognize him at this point

Free AK1984.

"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez

by blazeraddict on Apr 26, 2010 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

he has 1-2 more game in his Blazer career, and likely his NBA career.

by jksnake99 on Apr 26, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

he just doesn't want to play anymore

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by Magnum on Apr 26, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

or he's angry that we bought him out from the run and gun Suns

and wishes he could have stayed there, so he’s being a selfish baby and not trying because he wants us to lose. /endconspiracytheory

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 26, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

His regression has been the biggest disappointment of this series

Free AK1984.

"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez

by blazeraddict on Apr 26, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

you think they tear up the contract?

#52
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by Cablinasian on Apr 26, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trading him now would be dumb

He was good last year; he can be good again. He won’t just leave the NBA and we allow it.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 26, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

no Mort… 20 bad games and you’re out of the League… Thems the Rules

by The Arkitect on Apr 26, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMN.

And to think I once cheered for Rudy. I feel sick to my stomach!!!

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 26, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't understand this Avatar commercial

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by fajunga on Apr 26, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

gotta be impressed with the Bucks. Thought they were doneski minus Boguts.

by jksnake99 on Apr 26, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

ATL is not a good road team

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brandon Jennings is a monster

This has been a very good draft class maybe my expectations were too low, but there are some players here

Free AK1984.

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by blazeraddict on Apr 26, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

ow roy

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Dodged a bullet with Roy

I say play Rudy in garbage time – he’s earned it :/ More importantly, we need Nic and Roy in Game 6

Free AK1984.

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by blazeraddict on Apr 26, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

put in JP right now to take some cheap shots

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd love to see him clothesline Stoudemire

Free AK1984.

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by blazeraddict on Apr 26, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh sure.....

now they call a touch foul for us.

i guess now it’s time for the fouls to even out.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

yep they;ll make it look close

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

No they won't

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by fajunga on Apr 26, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep.

this is gonna be really annoying now. cause it’s gonna drag the game out forever while they even stuff up.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that regretting the past is the worst thing anyone can do.

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by fajunga on Apr 26, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like the ocean baby!

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by fajunga on Apr 26, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

screw the suns and nba refs

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

ouch....

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by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Jared Dudley and Channing Frye

+35 tonight

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

z

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by fajunga on Apr 26, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 26, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

lma hits a three

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 26, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

LA SHOOT THAT 3 MORE

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

how bout you guys jump for the ball?

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 26, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

43 to 13 bench scoring

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 26, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Need a scorer

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by fajunga on Apr 26, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is Nic back in NOW??

Nate is really making me crazy tonight

Free AK1984.

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by blazeraddict on Apr 26, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Dragic falls down, foul on Nic

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 26, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah that was just.. not needed.

this game has been called so horrendously

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 26, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

we are dead

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 26, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

put in pendy to knock amare on his ass

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

ftfy

put in pendy to knock amare crawford on his ass

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 26, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

aw deleted already?

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

they have a 19 point edge in FT shooting.

18 more attempts. soon to be 16

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

down 25

I have to go put my socks away…

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not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 26, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I blame the refs for this rebounding disparity.

by jksnake99 on Apr 26, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

you're funny

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 26, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

you almost can when they had out best rebounder in foul trouble 5 minutes in.

to say this game hasn’t been horribly called would be wrong.

also, they only have an 8 point advantage in 2nd chance points. that’s not insurmountable. but when you have that big a FT disparity to go along with it, it is.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

other guys did need to step up though, and they didn't

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 26, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

its not been a well reffed game, but wow. PHX clearly the better team tonight.

by jksnake99 on Apr 26, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

my current beef with the reffing was how choppy the game was. A good ref keeps flow. Tonight’s game was so darn disjointed. Crawford was just off tonight.

#52
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by Cablinasian on Apr 26, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think it’s been closer than it looks.

PHX has just now hit 50% shooting. and it took a lot of minutes of garbage time to get there.

blazers are shooting nearly 47%.

i know there are probably other metrics and all that that i don’t get. but i think the game is much closer than the score makes it look. the Blazers were taken out of their game, especially on the defensive end, when they were handcuffed by the officials who called every touch foul they could.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

i don’t know where to find the stat for second chance points…..but the last time they showed it that was only an 8 point differential. and we’re losing by 26.

it is a -10 rebound margin for us, but that does not equate to losing by 26. it just doesn’t. especially when FGA, FG%, assists, and TO are all really close. the only really glaring difference i can see in the box score is FTA and makes.

rebounding is next, yes….but the rebounding difference doesn’t equate to the kind of deficit we’re looking at now.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

it definitely equates to portland keeping the pace how they want it

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#52

by cloudydays on Apr 26, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok, so if the refs called a perfect game, we only would have lost by ~15 points. I could be convinced of that.

by jksnake99 on Apr 26, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, i’m not saying we for sure win if the refs call a good game, but we at least have a chance to win. in my mind, the refs robbed us of any opportunity to win beginning in the 2nd quarter

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

i just think that rebounding is not the main reason we lost this game. that’s all. but if a person doesn’t want to look at the officiating, it is the thing that will get pointed to as it led to the fast break point disparity.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

in my mind rebounding is by far the #1 factor. 2nd would be terrible perimeter defense. reffing maybe 3rd.

by jksnake99 on Apr 26, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

i agree with rebounding, perimeter d? meh

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#52

by cloudydays on Apr 26, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

i don’t know. you know way way way more about basketball than i do, but just from watching the game, it was pretty obvious to me that the officiating took Portland out of their game pretty early on. especially defensively.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with Cloudy. Seemed like the perimeter D went downhill once the rebounding had already wrecked us.

by atomiccafe on Apr 26, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

we would have had marcus camby a little longer and without him we got absolutely owned

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Camby didn’t foul out. He’s only got 4. That’s on Nate.

by jksnake99 on Apr 26, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

his hand is also messed up pretty bad.

#52
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by Cablinasian on Apr 26, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

they also said he did something to his ankle in practice yesterday

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, but that’s not fair. He only got 4 fouls in a 36 minute game—Nate was planning on a 48 minute game… If Camby’d help keep it close but fouled out with 7 mins to go we’da been all over nate.

by atomiccafe on Apr 26, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

not that Camby would have made a 15 pt difference, but still.

by atomiccafe on Apr 26, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess. Still way too much Juwan.

by jksnake99 on Apr 26, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

correct

loved what dante did tonight

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

portland has been killed on the boards tonight. killed!

rebounding is soooooooooo essential for portland to get the game how they want it. also, nate’s offensive system relies on getting o boards, and ptld hasn’t had very many.

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#52

by cloudydays on Apr 26, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

why could we have not gotten dallas?

second year we get screwed by not getting the right matchup

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

it's not the match up, it's effort

If we would have played like this at Dallas we would have had our butts handed to us there instead

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 26, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is not as bad as houston

we coulda been matched up with LA or Jazz or Denver..all 3 would have been worse than phx.

this is purely effort and roy getting injured.

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"At first glance, I saw a fairly unremarkable penis." ~Sophia on Greg Oden

by Philthyanimal on Apr 26, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

at least these guys are hitting their shots in garbage time.

let them get the hot shooting over with now

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I think they'll still be good shooters next game

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 26, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

they’ll always be good shooters. but that doesn’t mean their shots will always fall. Richardson cooled off. Frye is having his best game he will have in the playoffs). Dudley is having his best game of the series in garbage time.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blame the refs for leaving PHX’s shooters wide open.

by jksnake99 on Apr 26, 2010 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah we get it dude, it's really funny

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 26, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll stop when people stop blaming the refs.

by jksnake99 on Apr 26, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Frye and Dudley combined for 37. That’s an awkward looking combo to get beaten by.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 26, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Frye’s been abnormally poor all series though. No surprise that when it rains it pours, especially with a confidence guy like him.

by atomiccafe on Apr 26, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

there were some really, really bad calls that favored phx tonight. Some people will focus on these as turning points in the game.

People are allowed to do that, your sarcasm about it just seems out born out of bitterness though, that’s all I’m saying.

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 26, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’re gonna have to keep going.

to pretend the refs didn’t have play a big role in deciding this game is really short sighted in my opinion.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blame the refs for Nate’s two-fouls-and-out-rule.

by jksnake99 on Apr 26, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cab, I apologize for all the useless flags

but if we all said what we really thought of jk, there’d be nobody left in the junk drawer

EP FTW!
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by TheTinfoil on Apr 26, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

way to speak for everyone. If you want to curse me out on gmail or facebook, let me know.

by jksnake99 on Apr 26, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s how Sabes would do it.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 26, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 26, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm good. thanks, though.

my work manual says a person shouldn’t say anything to a person privately that they wouldn’t say publicly.

i like bitching to the void that is mod-dom. helps me not get banned, and hopefully gives jorga the occasional chuckle

EP FTW!
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by TheTinfoil on Apr 26, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

your work manual doesn’t deal with Blazersedge conversation rules.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 26, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's true.

in real life, i’m what the dictionary would call a “direct” person. Bedge rules put a damper on that.

EP FTW!
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by TheTinfoil on Apr 26, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

Usually best to call out people offline. Dave’s very big on the “make it about the topic, not about the user” rule. I can confirm that.

by Timmay! on Apr 26, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

how is timg56 not banned if that’s the case?

just kidding… sort of.

by jksnake99 on Apr 26, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I estimate that 90% of his posts include a dig at me, whereas only 15% of my posts include a dig at him.

by jksnake99 on Apr 26, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

But you post a lot more

So it evens out. The raw stats of your digs on him equal his much higher percentage of digs-per-post he makes.

I agree, he pinpoints you lots more. I think he has a crush on you.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 26, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm sorry i questioned your manhood in front of everyone at Bedge night

I still feel bad about the sandwich board I made.

EP FTW!
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by TheTinfoil on Apr 26, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

what’s he supposed to do when the refs are calling touch fouls? seriously….Camby would have fouled out by mid 3rd quarter if Nate just left him in.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude Camby choked nash from fifteen feet away, they had to call that

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 26, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Camby was using his Jedi tricks that Batum taught him

and Crawford saw Nash’s hair wave so called the foul.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 26, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

his hair is like those ugly blue things hair from Avatar

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 26, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're going to counter the annoying people by being annoying?

"I'm at the thingamajig talking the yakety-yak" - Kenny Smith

by blzrfan on Apr 26, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

can you provide stats for this “rolling”

by The Arkitect on Apr 26, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

really? you went with a stat joke again?

by jksnake99 on Apr 26, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, you went with a ref’s joke again… so I thought I’d throw a stat joke out there for old time sake
.
.
old times being last week of coarse

by The Arkitect on Apr 26, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

the refs really disrupted jk's rolling tonight

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 26, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants scored 5 runs off Halladay. Doc clearly was betting against himself.

by jksnake99 on Apr 26, 2010 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Pablo Sandoval? The Giants game is over.

by jksnake99 on Apr 26, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

i so called the giants making halladay look average a couple days ago

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 26, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Whitside’s homer was hilarious.

by jksnake99 on Apr 26, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

he homered!?!?!?!? i missed that. damn

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 26, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah you did. that wasn’t fun for my fantasy team. good think i had Josh Johnson’s start though :)

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perspective - freaking out about the Blazer game

and then seeing Brian Grant’s commercial for a Parkinson’s benefit and realizing the on court struggles of a basketball team don’t really mean much in the grand scheme of things.

Free AK1984.

Gotta say, Joey Crawford recognizes the importance of having a big 3rd quarter. He always brings it after halftime. - J.A. Adande

by blazeraddict on Apr 26, 2010 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah that commercial made me really sad

I’m gonna try to go that benefit. Grant is still one of my all time favorite NBA players.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 26, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly, I feel horrible for Grant that he's going through this, but the way he's using

his own illness to call attention/raise money to fight Parkinson’s is pretty inspiring. I read an article (Portland Tribune, I think) where he discussed his condition, and one of the hardest things for him was getting comfortable being out in public due to the tremors he has at times. One of the things that got him over the hump was his desire to help others with Parkinson’s, and I’m glad he’s doing what he’s doing

Free AK1984.

Gotta say, Joey Crawford recognizes the importance of having a big 3rd quarter. He always brings it after halftime. - J.A. Adande

by blazeraddict on Apr 26, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I teared up seeing him on the pregame.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 26, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, guy seems like a genuinely great human being

and I read the same article, and knowing how embarrassed he is by it, it makes it harder for me to see him shaking when he’s giving interviews and stuff. When he did the pregame show for games 1 and 2, I’m pretty sure it was during game 2 his left hand was shaking really bad, he grabbed it with the right to try and steady it, and then hit it behind the table. One of the saddest things I’ve ever seen.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 26, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I just learned about a serious tragedy today

I was having a relatively sad day because it was the 1 year anniversary of my doomed wedding. I stayed busy, didn’t think about it, tried not to be woe is me, but you know how that can go.

Then I find out that my friend’s wife’s little brother just killed himself. It was the friends I stayed with after the divorce. THAT is true problems and tragedy and sadness. Mine is nothing.

Neither is a game 5 loss on the road. It doesn’t really matter.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 26, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

that sucks man

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 26, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was a good kid

I knew him since he was 10 or so. I don’t know what happened.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 26, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

just because there’s something more awful doesn’t make what you’re going through dumb.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 26, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not really like that, I guess

It just… I know there is actual problems and tragedies to happen. Real sad stuff. It is all relative, just put it in perspective is all.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 26, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

The anniversary thingy started off as a "Hmm, interesting, time flies" type thing

Then I got about 12 calls and texts from people making sure I was okay, which made me talk and think about it, which just makes me annoyed with the whole situation. It’s kinda funny.

At first, when the calls start coming in, I’m like “whoa I’m popular today!”. It wasn’t like I was sitting around fuming about the whole thing, but when I’m made to think about it, I do get annoyed with the whole situation. I was starting to let it put me in a bad mood.

Then, of course, I get the call from my friend, and I just feel silly. It just isn’t a big deal. Even if others make it a big deal, I can’t let it affect me like a lil’ kid. And then I get annoyed with myself that I even needed a reminder. I’m annoying!

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 27, 2010 9:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh wow, that's never easy to deal with. Life is always better than the alternative, it sucks when people lose that perspective.

It leaves a lot of sadness where they used to be, and a lot of questions.

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 26, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 26, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

that sucks big time.

sorry to hear that mort.

hopefully you can get your friend and his wife to go talk to some professionals…it really helps

hugs

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 26, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I just feel awful for my friend's wife.

They had to run up to Oregon right away, I suspect they’ll go throughy counseling and stuff.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 26, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, that’s one my standard advice…usually, people won’t go seek help until it’s too late and they are way depressed…or say they will but never do it

with everything, it’s better to get it out before you realize you just sat on your couch for 365 days drinking antidepressants

hoping the best for them

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 26, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep. My mom didn't commit suicide but when she died

I didn’t deal with it. For 20 years I didn’t cry at things I should/could have cried about and cried at completely off the wall stuff.

I’m sorry about your friend’s brother, Morty. There was a suicide in my extended family’s past and it is still having a detrimental effect on unexpected survivors after 8 years. None of them had counseling. People feel responsible for such amazing reasons and sometimes it can really just about ruin their lives. Counseling will help.

#52

by annthefan on Apr 27, 2010 1:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

real sorry to hear that.

by jksnake99 on Apr 26, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

It really took me by surprise.

When he was little, he looked just like the youngest kid on Malcom in the Middle, with the big ears. So sad :-(

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 26, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 26, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dang… that is the sux… sorry to hear that

by The Arkitect on Apr 26, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Darn right.

Perspective can be such a bedge.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 27, 2010 7:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

if there was ever a series that got the idea of ‘pace’ statistics, this would be it. such an incredible disparity between when phoenix goes at their pace and portland gets the game at its ideal pace.

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 26, 2010 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

that should say: got the idea of pace statistics into the mainstream

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 26, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

fastest paced game of the first 4 was game 1.

by jksnake99 on Apr 26, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

quiet you.

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 26, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

even tim legler, jalen rose, & co. can see the difference between when phoenix plays the game fast and when portland is able to ‘ugly it up’ and slow it down

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 26, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

the problem is that both happened tonight.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 26, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

right. The key is for us to make the other team play ugly. Blazers seem to not have gotten the message tonight.

by atomiccafe on Apr 26, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

and the #1 way to control the pace: rebound the basketball

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 26, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

this might sound stupid but it’s not rebounding, it’s blocking out. if you block out continuously, it gradually stops the other team from trying to rebound so hard for the offensive rebound

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 26, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

goes without saying.. boxing out = making an effort on the boards

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 26, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

not really. you can rebound without blocking out…see Dwight Howard

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 26, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oden actually blocks out really well…but probably doesn’t need too that much do to his size and width

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 26, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t see the need for the distinction on a night when either might have sufficed but neither was present.

by atomiccafe on Apr 26, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's just what happened to us tonight

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 26, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

next game

start martell, pendy, dante, patty, and jbay!

Hello ladies. Look at your man. Now look at Brandon Roy. Now back at your man. Now back to Brandon Roy. Sadly, he is not Brandon Roy.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

no way

we get a new ref crew and our problem was rebounding. we can fix that.

Hello ladies. Look at your man. Now look at Brandon Roy. Now back at your man. Now back to Brandon Roy. Sadly, he is not Brandon Roy.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

im just saying

those guys will play with effort

Hello ladies. Look at your man. Now look at Brandon Roy. Now back at your man. Now back to Brandon Roy. Sadly, he is not Brandon Roy.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

ohhh okay, good :-)

They clearly read the “scrappy” written 9 times on the whiteboard. I’m shocked Nate doesn’t play Dante more, that guy is the definition of scrappy, and he NEVER gives up.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 26, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

instead of scrappy, i would write this

BLOCK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 26, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

seriously.

An entire whiteboard should be filled with “Block Out” and “Rebound”

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 26, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

we gotta stop blaming refs every time

it makes us look bad

"There was a time when this blog was for intelligent BASKETBALL fans. It has unfortunately become O-Live 2…" ~Ilikeemall

"Did they really expect me to bow down to Jesus?!?" ~Sophia
"At first glance, I saw a fairly unremarkable penis." ~Sophia on Greg Oden

by Philthyanimal on Apr 26, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

cmon phil you know they were garbage all night long

Hello ladies. Look at your man. Now look at Brandon Roy. Now back at your man. Now back to Brandon Roy. Sadly, he is not Brandon Roy.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

how come its always refs that cost us games

but its never refs that win us games?

"There was a time when this blog was for intelligent BASKETBALL fans. It has unfortunately become O-Live 2…" ~Ilikeemall

"Did they really expect me to bow down to Jesus?!?" ~Sophia
"At first glance, I saw a fairly unremarkable penis." ~Sophia on Greg Oden

by Philthyanimal on Apr 26, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

The refs lost game four for phoenix according to their fans...?

It’s an emotional response to a humiliating game. I think it’s funny how offended some people get when people mention the refs when a lot of times the people mentioning them are just trying to vent. Maybe their energy is misdirected, but most of the time it’s not being directed at people here, however some people take issue with it and then start instigating arguments with those who are blaming the refs. Shortly thereafter, the aim of the attacks surely turns towards fellow junkers and a bunch of people end up feeling butt-hurt.

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 26, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

i blame you

Hello ladies. Look at your man. Now look at Brandon Roy. Now back at your man. Now back to Brandon Roy. Sadly, he is not Brandon Roy.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

you can’t really have a good luck junk when a bad luck junk was already made

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 26, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

i actually think it was me

games i didnt dvr=win
games i did dvr=blowout

Hello ladies. Look at your man. Now look at Brandon Roy. Now back at your man. Now back to Brandon Roy. Sadly, he is not Brandon Roy.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought we could blame Morty for this

FWIW, the I believe the Blazers were actually slightly in the + when I was watching.

by atomiccafe on Apr 26, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep this one's on your BRP

and your ‘good luck’ JD

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 26, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

like i said, i tried my best but this was not the original junk…so you gotta blame 92 for his bad luck junk overshadowing a desperate attempt to provide good luck junk

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 26, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm gonna go to sleep and try to forget this travesty.

blazers in 7

KEEP HOPE ALIVE!!!

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 10:28 PM PDT reply actions  

that’s the answer on the quiz

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 26, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

speaking of 7

the 7th amendment doesn’t have to do with voting rights

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
-Dave
As for the Blazers...They are officially the NBA equivalent of a movie serial killer
-basketbawful

by Magnum on Apr 26, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh and you have multiple correct answers on questions

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
-Dave
As for the Blazers...They are officially the NBA equivalent of a movie serial killer
-basketbawful

by Magnum on Apr 26, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

couple trick questions…i actually tried to set it up as “or” but it ended up being “and” to be correct

hahahaha

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 26, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I answered that correctly

but since I didn’t choose the joke answer I got it wrong. I’M ANGRY

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
-Dave
As for the Blazers...They are officially the NBA equivalent of a movie serial killer
-basketbawful

by Magnum on Apr 26, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha you and Tinfoil…SMH!

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 26, 2010 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Roy Halladay gave up 5 runs to the Giants and therefore should be banned from baseball for run shaving.

by jksnake99 on Apr 26, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

B.o.B CD DROPPED!!!!

Hello ladies. Look at your man. Now look at Brandon Roy. Now back at your man. Now back to Brandon Roy. Sadly, he is not Brandon Roy.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

:)

hes a thoughtful dood

if you buy the album off itunes you get a 30 minute interview with him

smart guy

Hello ladies. Look at your man. Now look at Brandon Roy. Now back at your man. Now back to Brandon Roy. Sadly, he is not Brandon Roy.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

and hes a little crazy

talking about how rocks have memory…

Hello ladies. Look at your man. Now look at Brandon Roy. Now back at your man. Now back to Brandon Roy. Sadly, he is not Brandon Roy.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

well he was talkin about their vibrations and they're like batteries because they hold you emotions

Hello ladies. Look at your man. Now look at Brandon Roy. Now back at your man. Now back to Brandon Roy. Sadly, he is not Brandon Roy.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

dont get banned

i neeeeed you here

Hello ladies. Look at your man. Now look at Brandon Roy. Now back at your man. Now back to Brandon Roy. Sadly, he is not Brandon Roy.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

good thing you didn’t! Dang Timmay.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 26, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

good :)

i almost dropped some fbombs in here

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

you gotta at least warn people when you let one rip.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 26, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

i figured it would stick in here for awhile since you and timmay were in the gdt

but i didnt want to get banned

Hello ladies. Look at your man. Now look at Brandon Roy. Now back at your man. Now back to Brandon Roy. Sadly, he is not Brandon Roy.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was referring to flatulence.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 26, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey guys, I stopped watching after the first 6 minutes of the 1st quarter

what happened?

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
-Dave
As for the Blazers...They are officially the NBA equivalent of a movie serial killer
-basketbawful

by Magnum on Apr 26, 2010 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

we lost a tough game. Roy missed a game winning 3 at the end.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 26, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

won by 50 but the final score really didn't show just how badly the Suns played...

at one point Nash dropped to his knees, looked up and asked God why he wasn’t on the Blazers…

by In Walks Rudy on Apr 26, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Steve Nash on the Blazers makes me drool.

except for his floppiness and whining, I’d love him on our team (as I’m sure any educated basketball fan in the NBA would).

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 26, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

not anymore

you might get one more year out of him

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
-Dave
As for the Blazers...They are officially the NBA equivalent of a movie serial killer
-basketbawful

by Magnum on Apr 26, 2010 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

steve nash is now the sucks. can’t defend, high turnovers, etc

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 26, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

also being terrible at defense. Deron or CP3 are a lot better + how would you utilize his talents alongside Brandon’s?

by atomiccafe on Apr 26, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahh this series is making me forget how horrendous his D is.

and I don’t think he’d fit in Nate’s system, but I still got plenty of respect for him being one of the best PG ever

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 26, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, that’s overstating it. He’s arguably the best offensive PG of all time. These numbers are incredible. That said, you can’t be “one of the greatest of all time” if you are the worst defender.

by atomiccafe on Apr 26, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

good point. and my biggest thing with Nash

is his ability to make mediocre players around him amazing. His ability to run the floor is out of this world. Of course, he plays no defense, so it’s always going to be a liability with him. and that chart is crazy.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 26, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

i wonder how long that reputation will last

that nash and the suns dont play d…other than game 1…we havent really punished whoever nash was guarding.

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by Philthyanimal on Apr 27, 2010 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

cloudy, did you see Rob Neyer’s blog about Howard’s extension? It was something to the effect of “Albert Pujols’ agent’s salivary glands just exploded.”

by jksnake99 on Apr 26, 2010 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

haha yeah they were talking about it on McCC

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 26, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

$25 mil a year for 5 years..

if howard is worth $25 mil a year, what is pujols, who does everything better (and some things faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar better) worth?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 26, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bobby Cox said Pujols is worth 50 a year.

I think Pujols will get at least 30 year, but more like 33.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 27, 2010 7:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Man the people on the blazers facebook are hilarious. so much worse than here

bordering on O-live bad, some of them are actually even worse.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 26, 2010 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

SMH. BEdge FAIL

US Citizenship Test
Total Attempts: 52 times
Average Percentage Score: 64%
Minimum Pass Score: 100%

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 26, 2010 10:41 PM PDT reply actions  

lol, passing score is 100% with your joke questions

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
-Dave
As for the Blazers...They are officially the NBA equivalent of a movie serial killer
-basketbawful

by Magnum on Apr 26, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey, i’m the governor of the quiz!!!

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 26, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I passed

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 26, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

how many of those attempts are DS though?

by The Arkitect on Apr 26, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

only cause there are only 4 options on the questions…

by The Arkitect on Apr 26, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

more sad news: my roommates are watching avatar. SMH

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 26, 2010 10:45 PM PDT reply actions  

paint him Blue while he sleeps tonight

by The Arkitect on Apr 26, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

all 4 of them? i need to get a bigger blue paint can

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 26, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

what time's the drum circle bro?

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 26, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

i live in a house

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 26, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

does it resemble patagonia??? if the answer is no, you have a lot of work to do before morning

by The Arkitect on Apr 26, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

with 50 other guys in 1500 sq feet

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 26, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

and cloudy is the one cranking the tail to get it running

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 26, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy crap!

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 26, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

have you seen cloudy and his friends?

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 26, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

she obv hasn’t seen me!

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 26, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol DS

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 26, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

heart

broken

Hello ladies. Look at your man. Now look at Brandon Roy. Now back at your man. Now back to Brandon Roy. Sadly, he is not Brandon Roy.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

4, actually. i’m no frat boy!

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 26, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

baller indeed.

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 26, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

next time we have a house party, i’ll invite you babygirl and not invite ds! muahahaha

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 26, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

fo sho shawty, fo sho

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 26, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

hiss

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 26, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

thats what cloudy said

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 26, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would advise against oil-based.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 26, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would advise using oil based…
.
.
someday you’ll all look back on this night and laugh..
.
.
someday

by The Arkitect on Apr 26, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

If DWill takes the Jazz to the final, and ultimately beats the Magic

would he be considered the best point guard in the league? actually, if he takes the Jazz to the finals, that might already be a solid argument that he is since cp3 is always injured

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 26, 2010 10:47 PM PDT reply actions  

he already is by most experts, it seems.

by jksnake99 on Apr 26, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

CP has one year of injuries and he’s always injured… smh.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 26, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

citing two notoriously injury prone players as examples of people who are unfairly maligned.

by atomiccafe on Apr 26, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like I said before the game, we need Roy the allstar to win this series. Roy the emotional boost got us 1 game. We could maybe grab game 6 at home without star Roy, but I doubt it.

by jksnake99 on Apr 26, 2010 10:49 PM PDT reply actions  

at least we have an awesome youtube clip from this series.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 26, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

he needs time…so i think everyone hopes pushing it to Game 7 will give him his legs

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 26, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can't go out at home

that’s just sad. Push it to 7!

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
-Dave
As for the Blazers...They are officially the NBA equivalent of a movie serial killer
-basketbawful

by Magnum on Apr 26, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno man

what was frustrating about that game is it seemed we WOULD have a chance to steal it without an all-star level Roy. Then we quit playing and they killed us on the glass. Roy doesn’t help on the glass, all-star or not.

by atomiccafe on Apr 26, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

can’t get a better start than that…STEP ON THEIR NECKS NATE. LEAVE CAMBY IN!!!!!!!!!

2 foul rule my booty

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 26, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 foul rule was huge in this game.

by jksnake99 on Apr 26, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

when did Camby get his third? Early in the 2d q?

by atomiccafe on Apr 26, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

in the third.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 26, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

ugh, right. Then he got the 4th right away. That sucks.

by atomiccafe on Apr 26, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

eh, not really surprised by Nate playing Juwan and LA not rebounding. Frustrating though, for sure.

by jksnake99 on Apr 26, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

this comment reminded me of the “shocked, shocked” scene is Casablanca.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 26, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

His handling of Batum left me baffled

Benched early in the 3rd, only to re-enter midway through the 4th when it was a done deal.

Free AK1984.

Gotta say, Joey Crawford recognizes the importance of having a big 3rd quarter. He always brings it after halftime. - J.A. Adande

by blazeraddict on Apr 26, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was because we needed to give Roy some play

And Bayless was at that time earning his PT>

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 26, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

they all need to get laid and forget about this game

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 26, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

hell yeah

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 26, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Something tells me that wouldn't be a problem for Nic and Rudy

given the proximity to the ASU campus

Free AK1984.

Gotta say, Joey Crawford recognizes the importance of having a big 3rd quarter. He always brings it after halftime. - J.A. Adande

by blazeraddict on Apr 26, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nic’s gf went to Phoenix with him and Rudy is still depressed over his ex gf that he can’t even muster a masturbation

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 26, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaha

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 26, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

he rubs Dre’s head

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 26, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

And I just spit water on my computer screen, that is hilarious

Free AK1984.

Gotta say, Joey Crawford recognizes the importance of having a big 3rd quarter. He always brings it after halftime. - J.A. Adande

by blazeraddict on Apr 26, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 26, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can buy that, but then why play Rudy in the 3rd before Nic when it was still (sort of) a game?

The way Rudy has played in 5 games, I’d shorten the wing rotation to Bayles and Nic starting, Roy and Martell off the bench. I have always been a Rudy backer, but he doesn’t have it this series and I would use him only if there are fouls/injuries

Free AK1984.

Gotta say, Joey Crawford recognizes the importance of having a big 3rd quarter. He always brings it after halftime. - J.A. Adande

by blazeraddict on Apr 26, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because we needed 3s or something

And Rudy can be streaky.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 26, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did we need Roy to play? He seemed to be almost singlehandedly wrecking our rotations with lazy play.

by atomiccafe on Apr 26, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Roy never had a chance to get a rhythym

Because he got in foul trouble.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 26, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

and I understand the mere threat of Roy counts for something, but still…

by atomiccafe on Apr 26, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

come on, it’s brandon freaking roy. always play your best player

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 26, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, OK. But Rudy? Him? Although I understand there’s no way Nic would have changed the outcome.

by atomiccafe on Apr 26, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's hurt

He ain’t 100%, what do we expect?

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 26, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blame myself!

I simply can’t watch games live and play in the GDT. Bad luck everytime.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 26, 2010 10:51 PM PDT reply actions  

you were here for the OKC beatdown where we won the regular season NBA title, right?

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 26, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

the exception that proves the rule

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 26, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't even remember anymore!

If I was, it’s just because we’re so much better than that pathetic team. It’s okay to play with fire in those situations.

But this is the PLAYOFFS, Cabbers. No wiggle room. I need to take it more serious.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 26, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did that too. I should have known better!

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 26, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tough night in the GDT as you can imagine

In general everyone is a little extra cranky tonight. Three blowouts do that.

by Timmay! on Apr 26, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's what the Suns do though

When they beat you, they tend to blow you out.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 26, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Always listen women.

They are always right.

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 26, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

can i?

Hello ladies. Look at your man. Now look at Brandon Roy. Now back at your man. Now back to Brandon Roy. Sadly, he is not Brandon Roy.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

only you tyler

loveisrespect

by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 26, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

is that a "only you would say that"?

or “only you can”?

:)

Hello ladies. Look at your man. Now look at Brandon Roy. Now back at your man. Now back to Brandon Roy. Sadly, he is not Brandon Roy.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

Hello ladies. Look at your man. Now look at Brandon Roy. Now back at your man. Now back to Brandon Roy. Sadly, he is not Brandon Roy.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Blazers are flustered by double teams

the next 2 days need to be filled with beating double teams

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
-Dave
As for the Blazers...They are officially the NBA equivalent of a movie serial killer
-basketbawful

by Magnum on Apr 26, 2010 10:52 PM PDT reply actions  

that’s what we said last week, right?

by atomiccafe on Apr 26, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think that’s a coaching problem…we never can pass out of a double team…since Roy getting trapped last year in the 4th

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 26, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep. just more accentuated since it’s more obvious by the day

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 26, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's true.

Blazers just don’t perform well under aggressive defense. It’s an inherent issue within our offensive system and philosophy.

"I'm at the thingamajig talking the yakety-yak" - Kenny Smith

by blzrfan on Apr 26, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

my kingdom for the next chapter in the offense post?

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 26, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd like to put in a pick and roll play first

"I'm at the thingamajig talking the yakety-yak" - Kenny Smith

by blzrfan on Apr 26, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, I was referring to your fanpost series on Nate’s offense.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 26, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

somehow, LMA ends up on the perimeter. When he is doubled out there, the ball only drifts around the outside

nobody cuts, and nobody posts up. The shot clock winds down and a huck is thrown up, with nobody in position to get an O rebound. No second chance points, and we cannot catch up like that because we waste too much clock getting no points.

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 26, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

b/c LA couldn’t hit a cutter to save his life. Not a good post passer. It’s the team’s job to recognize this and put him in positions to make easy reads and passes.

by atomiccafe on Apr 26, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

/looks around to see if anyone retroactively rec’d the LMA fanpost

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 26, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he could just do that we'd be golden

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 26, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rashard Lewis v. 2.0.

Even rebounds like the original!

by atomiccafe on Apr 26, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

But meaningless

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 26, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if the corner 3 would be a good weapon for him.

by jksnake99 on Apr 26, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

He needs Oden in there to shoot it though

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 26, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

seems like he doesn’t change the way he plays when Oden is in there at all, which is frustrating. With Oden/Prz out, we need him to get after it on the glass and be the primary low post guy. I guess that’s not him, but I would sure like to see him try. Maybe that’s not him either. sigh

by atomiccafe on Apr 26, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s certainly not something I want my PF to fall in love with ala Sheed… but it could be an effective way to spread the D if they are packing the middle

by The Arkitect on Apr 26, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, the difference is, sheed was really good down low compared to lma

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 26, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

particularly defensively.

by jksnake99 on Apr 26, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

sheed never went down low on offense… at least never when we needed him to… but yeah, sheed was much better defensively

by The Arkitect on Apr 26, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

he did quite a bit, but his low block is about 4 feet from the hoop…while lma’s low block is 8 feet from the hoop…where you start is a big difference in their game

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 26, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

sheed drifted to the perimeter too much, but at least he had the 3 rather than the long 2, and it was more frustrating when he left the post because his post game was better than LA’s.

For sure a frustrating offensive player though.

by jksnake99 on Apr 26, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d prefer he fall in love with that rather than the pick and pop 20 footer.

by jksnake99 on Apr 26, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

they were so packing the middle tonight. I counted several times where they had three or more guys in the paint for well over three seconds

with none of our guys in there. Didn’t get called on it though, and they were just cherry-picking rebounds with all of our guys in foul trouble, and feeling demoralized towards the end of the third and on…

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 26, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

After Camby went out with his fourth

We basically gave up, which sucked.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 26, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

They packed the middle

Like Cloudy and his roommates!!!!

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 26, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol wut

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 26, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

nothing wrong with it yo

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 26, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

apparently i missed the conversation above, so mort’s joke made no sense…

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 26, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

You might have missed the conversation

But you never miss a chance to have SEX WITH YOUR MALE ROOMMATES OHHH.

Z
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!

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 26, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

shizzle lam dam bam

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 26, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

cloudy’s gonna hate this new BEdge meme

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 26, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

possibly

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 26, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, oddly they couldn't hear me calling it out in the GDT's

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 26, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet they were on silent

either that or their ringtones sound just like booing, so it prolly got drowned out

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 26, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will say the three second call was pretty funny. That was Gentry’s call; Andre was practically touching a SUn.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 26, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was ridiculous

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 26, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

he and Grant Hill were holding hands on the baseline

by The Arkitect on Apr 26, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was so stupid. i hate gentry.

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 26, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

two thirds of his attempts are already jumpres.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 26, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, but there’s a big difference in percentages between a 18-20 footer and a three… plus we need him towards the paint for rebounding (no that doesn’t mean i think he rebounded well)

by The Arkitect on Apr 26, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

as I explained in my post, he could shot a lot worse from three than he does two and be a lot more effective.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 26, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

true… but I’m curious about the percentages of 2’s vs. 3’s missed that result in an offensive board… is there anything that tracks that?

by The Arkitect on Apr 26, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

do you think there’s a tangible difference in the rebound off a 19 footer and the 22 corner jumper?

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 26, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes… given the 19 footer is usually taken just below free throw line extended versus the three taken on the baseline… 3’s usually result in longer boards… shorter jumpers usually come down in the 5-8 ft. range

by The Arkitect on Apr 26, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

i agree with this from watching phoenix and playing rat ball

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 26, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe we just saw Phoenix get a lot fluky weird rebounds because of threes, right? You could easily argue that you’re more likely, because it makes it closer to even odds the longer the shot is.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 26, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

but Nate doesn’t preach to go for offensive rebounds but get back in D and make the offense work for a 24 sec shot

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 26, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s only in this series. We usually crash the boards.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 26, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

how do you know this?

We’re the 4th best O-Reb team in the NBA.

by atomiccafe on Apr 26, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

because Nate said so…that was his strategy for this series…

screw offensive rebounds…he said as much after game 1

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 26, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

ya ok

I still don’t understand the connection to the point about 19 footers vs. 3 pointers, in this series or in general.

by atomiccafe on Apr 26, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

only if i had my whiteboard and pointer…

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 26, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, I didn’t say if I thought it went one way or the other… I just think there’s a definite difference and was wondering if anyone tracked it

by The Arkitect on Apr 26, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know that it matters much either way. Both are longer shots, so the caroms will be longer. The more impacting study would be how the trajectory of a player’s shot affects the rebound.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 26, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

you need to shoot the 18-20 footer 50% more accurately than the 3 to make it worth it. + he already shoots a lot of his long twos from 21-22 ft, which is 3 pt range in the corner.

by atomiccafe on Apr 26, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

if we wanted to run a partially inverted offense, we really would need a nice stash of rebounders

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 26, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've been the record for a while saying that if Aldridge isn't gonna be a consistent low post threat

his best option is to extend his range like Frye. Long 2s just aren’t efficient to make a living on. Take 2 steps back and shoot the 3 instead. Now, if he could be good (not great) at both then we have something. Maybe something like a Lewis/Jamison combination?

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by Magnum on Apr 26, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only problem here is that he has to be able to dribble and drive at least a little bit

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by fajunga on Apr 26, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish he could

he doesn’t seem to understand that you don’t have to stand straight up and down when you attack off the dribble. He dribbles so high that basically anyone can knock the ball away. He’s never gonna be Dirk-like with his dribbling so he needs to be able to protect the ball for 1-2 dribbles.

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-Dave
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-basketbawful

by Magnum on Apr 26, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe he and Rudy can work on that together this summer

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by fajunga on Apr 26, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rudy doesn't even try to get to the hoop

he takes 2 dribbles, gets cut off and then throws a jump pass into traffic

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-Dave
As for the Blazers...They are officially the NBA equivalent of a movie serial killer
-basketbawful

by Magnum on Apr 26, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

We need to get over the poor performances this offseason

And look at what players need to improve on in general

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by fajunga on Apr 26, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, that's what he does on any pick

not just in the off season, sometimes he completes the pass, sometimes he doesn’t, sometimes he kicks it out to another player on the perimeter

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-Dave
As for the Blazers...They are officially the NBA equivalent of a movie serial killer
-basketbawful

by Magnum on Apr 26, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol. Meant post season

But yeah I know what you’re sayin. I just want both of them to get better at dribbling

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by fajunga on Apr 26, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

we had the delayed double figured out to start the game… then they started sending it right away and all hell broke loose… we beat the immediate double in game 1, why couldn’t we tonight?

by The Arkitect on Apr 26, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

The problems started on lack of D

ANd were accentuated by the refs.

The refs didn’t cost us this game, although they made some absolutely horrible calls.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 26, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

In retrospect, even the run early should have been a clue

Dre hitting 3s but missing layups.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 26, 2010 10:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I have to say

This team keeps making these more painful, we win game 1 so I get expectations, we come out hot tonight so I get hopeful. If either one of those things doesn’t happen this doesn’t suck as much.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 26, 2010 11:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I knew it was fools gold as soon as Miller made a couple of 3-pointers

Suns have the better gameplan and personnel right now. Without the energy from the home crowd, I can imagine game 7 much closer.

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by blzrfan on Apr 26, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

can't*

"I'm at the thingamajig talking the yakety-yak" - Kenny Smith

by blzrfan on Apr 26, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

It will be (assuming we win Thurs. which we will)

Because we’ll have to come out with everything we have.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 26, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Warning to Cabby and Timmay

i’m gonna curse in Dave’s next open chat

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 26, 2010 11:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Which probably won't be til after the season is over

I doubt he does one Weds. night, although we can call him out if he doesn’t.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 26, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

we need one though… they are good luck and he can’t deny it

by The Arkitect on Apr 26, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

This game was very much typical of Blazer history

We got beat by random non-stars, always seems to happen.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 26, 2010 11:02 PM PDT reply actions  

it's kind of horrible isn't it?

It’s a weird habit for a team to have. Makes me wonder if it’s just coincidence or if it has something to do with our defense.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 26, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

It might if it didn't carry over as long as I can remember

Through all the various coaches and players.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 26, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Question for the folks that say LA is a perfect fit with Oden, but also don’t want him shooting the 3/jumpers:

Is this a contradiction?

by jksnake99 on Apr 26, 2010 11:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't know at this point

Ask me in a few months when my emotions from this season aren’t turned up and down every day.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 26, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would love a PF who doesn't leave it all up to the center to defend the paint

on offense, I want one who is an inside threat and not easily pushed out by forwards like Frye. I wonder how practices used to go between those two….

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 26, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know if he fits with Oden

But I also don’t see any reason we wouldn’t want him to shoot 3’s since he already shoots jumpers a lot.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 26, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s all on Nate…part of the offense.

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 26, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey,,, that’s me (I think)
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I don’t mind the jumpers and the occasional 3… but I don’t want him camping out at the 3 point line like Sheed used to do… that never works for an offense

by The Arkitect on Apr 26, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

is it the jumpers that make him a perfect fit with Oden?

by jksnake99 on Apr 26, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s that he is effective without needing to hog the paint… the paint belongs to Oden

by The Arkitect on Apr 26, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

so you would have him in the 18-22 foot range the majority of the time? I’ll drop it after this.

by jksnake99 on Apr 26, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

no… I’d have him receive the ball around 8ft from the hoop like he does now (well, that’s the idea at least) initiate his offensive move from there
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btw. if I’m Nate, I have LMA spend ALL summer working on dribbling towards the hoop

by The Arkitect on Apr 26, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

+ establishing post position and a solid seal.

by atomiccafe on Apr 26, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

two thirds of his shots are jumpers, and, by your admission, that helps him fit with Greg. Shouldn’t he pull a Channing and maximize his jump shot ability?

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 26, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

can’t other players do that…like the SG, SF, PG

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 26, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

all jumpers are not created equally… the mid range jumper is a weapon not many people have… I think it can be valuable alongside Oden dominating the paint with our wings spreading the floor… fwiw Channing’s O was killing Phoenix till he got it going tonight,

by The Arkitect on Apr 26, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

surely the 3 ball helped him become a better player this year though.

by jksnake99 on Apr 26, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep. agree. but LMA should shoot it more to have it as a weapon. silly to argue to shoot all of them as 3s versus mixing them up.

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 26, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

if we go back to my original post, I agreed with this.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 26, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

my argument stays the same

1) if he’s shooting jumpers, make them threes.
2) Channing is a way better player for having shot threes instead of twos.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 26, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

do you think all jump shooters should take 3’s instead of 2’s?

by The Arkitect on Apr 26, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 26, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

the 3 is superior to the long 2.

by jksnake99 on Apr 26, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I already stated my thoughts on the matter.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 26, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

so Camby should take a couple steps back on his jumper?

by The Arkitect on Apr 26, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Camby takes two per game, LMA five. We also have data to suggest that LMA could be effective out to three point range, unlike Camby.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 26, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

but my question was if you thought all jump shooters should shoot 3’s instead of 2’s… not just LMA…
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anyhow, we’ll disagree for the time being until you come around to my point of view next season… inn the meantime I’m going to bed

by The Arkitect on Apr 26, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

all those that are capable of shooting the 3 at least 2/3 as well as they shoot the long 2.

by jksnake99 on Apr 26, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

most NBA players can shoot 3s.

i watched Jamaal Magloire in 2006 make 15 nba 3pointers in a row at Club Sports.

no joke. you guys be amazed at these NBA shooters when they got no one guarding them…ala Phoenix shooters tonight

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 26, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

as I stated in the post, I recommended him shooting them because we had at least a little data to suggest he would be proficient at it. If you can, you should take some threes with your twos.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 26, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am sure it depends on the player and the situation

It’s not a rule set in stone.

LMA would be more efficient if he shot more 3s, out of the jumpers he already shoots— if he has to shoot too many jumpers.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 26, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

i agree. just arguing that all mid 2s should be 3s sorta thing

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 26, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think anyone claimed all his long shots should be threes.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 26, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

wat.

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 26, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh yeah, my bad

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 26, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahah what the hell

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 26, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heehee

I won’t do these jokes after midnight. It will end 2nite.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 26, 2010 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

they are funny.. just a little odd though

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 26, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I GOT NOTHING TO HIDE, JOKE ALL YOU WANT.

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 26, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I AIN’T A FRAT BAY

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 26, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

boy

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 26, 2010 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grow the H up

I didn’t say you were, I said your roommates were. Gawd.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 26, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh my bad.

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 27, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

do you think, in the future, the mid range game will be virtually non-existent, due to the relative inefficiency of 15 ft jumpers vs 3 pointers?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 26, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, I think I said in the comments that the midrange should be mixed in as everything else is. It just can’t be relied upon for 65% of your offense.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 26, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

if it is, then you have the Suns minus Amare…

Amare shoot jumpers and people yell at him to go to the hoop.

LmA shoot jumpers and we yell at him to go behind the 3

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 26, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

because Amare is explosive.

by jksnake99 on Apr 26, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

First, Amare’s a lot more accurate a jump shooter, and second, because he’s insanely efficient and takes fewer jumpers than LMA.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 26, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s more accurate because he shoots it closer.

so i could argue that LMA should step 2 feet in versus 3 feet out

i just think it’s a silly argument since Nate won’t implement it in his offense.

i agree a mix should be in play but seems a bit heavy handed in this thread

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 26, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

c’mon BRP, I was comparing their accuracy on HoopData’s long 2s. HE’s shot like 46% over the last four years to LMA’s 40%.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 26, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

We would love it if LMA got most of his points inside

And we would all greatly encourage it.

I do not think it is a realistic expectation though, since he never has done it and doesn’t seem suited for it. The jumper will always be the majority of his shots.

Accepting that, we should make his jumper more dangerous by making a bigger chunk if his jumpers from 3 point land, ya dig?

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 26, 2010 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaah i know that, i’m just joshing and helping ark out.

but again, Nate won’t do that.

i guaransheed it

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 26, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

coincidentally, I also have Nate issues.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 26, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think part of the problem is

We don’t think LMA will ever get most of his points or shots inside, like Amare could.

So, accepting that, and that he won’t get to the line much, we hope he shoots 3s, to become a more efficient offensive weapon.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 26, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

if that is the theory, we should trade him for a better 3 point PF in Troy Murphy

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 26, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

the point is not him taking threes, the point is him being more efficient.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 26, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blazers can't trade for a PF who can semi-guard PGs

Unless Nate is gone.

"I'm at the thingamajig talking the yakety-yak" - Kenny Smith

by blzrfan on Apr 26, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

can't*

"I'm at the thingamajig talking the yakety-yak" - Kenny Smith

by blzrfan on Apr 26, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

mid range game wins you title.

see Jordan / Kobe / Pistons

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 26, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guards

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 26, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think the question was in general

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 26, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I just think that the mid range game in general is an outlet. If you have it but use the other areas to get most of your points, you’re unstoppable. If you only use the mid-range game…

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"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 26, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

LMA shoots 40% from long 2. That means it’s a fail every time a possession is used that way. I don’t mind some, but five per game with no corner threes is dumb. The Spurs exploited the corner three.

bigs who shoot mainly midrange jumpers aren’t huge magnets for titles.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 26, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim Duncan has an awesome mid range game. Bankers FTW

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 26, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Duncan uses the midrange game (from fifteen feet) to set up his game. LMA’s game is two-thirds jumpers. They’re opposite players.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 26, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

TD shot a lot of mid range jumpers during his hay day

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 26, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

4 jumpers per game in his 2006-2007 season. That’s basically a little less than thirty percent of his attempts.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 26, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

30% is a lot for a big men

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 26, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

LMA’s about double that.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 26, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

he said mid range jumpers for bigs aren’t prone to titles.

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 26, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

bigs who shoot mainly midrange jumpers

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 26, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

30% is almost half

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 26, 2010 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heehee

It’s just over a half of a half!

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 26, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the correct argument here would be close to a third, where I retort it’s close to a quarter and only two of them were from long 2 range.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 26, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 26, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cool.

You pick – Blazers win or Blazers lose. I’ll take the other.

EP FTW!
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by TheTinfoil on Apr 26, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

blazers win easily by 18

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 26, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok then.

I’ll take the losing effort.

EP FTW!
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by TheTinfoil on Apr 26, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I let him pick! It was the only choice left, silly!

This could be the best thing that ever happened to me. My lawn is praying for a Blazers loss right now.

EP FTW!
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by TheTinfoil on Apr 26, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

lets make it even more interesting...

if i win, i get to pick some bedger you have to take to dinner…and vice versa

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 26, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

i am not flying jake up from the Bay Area. NO DEAL!

EP FTW!
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by TheTinfoil on Apr 26, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaha

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 27, 2010 7:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

TRAITOR!

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 26, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s best out of 7 series…i just let him win one cuz he hasn’t got some love in a few months. i will crush him.

speaking of which, i need to practice…haven’t turned on the game box since we played

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 26, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

you might have to go the Cloudy route

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 26, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 26, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, well, if we're talking about that

It’s only been 3 weeks.

I thought you meant sex with ladies.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 26, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahahah

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 26, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Hello ladies. Look at your man. Now look at Brandon Roy. Now back at your man. Now back to Brandon Roy. Sadly, he is not Brandon Roy.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't tease the masses like that. BRP already took the bet.

Now, if you wanna self-ban yourself for a month if the Blazers lose game 6, that’s up to you.

EP FTW!
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by TheTinfoil on Apr 26, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

DONT

Hello ladies. Look at your man. Now look at Brandon Roy. Now back at your man. Now back to Brandon Roy. Sadly, he is not Brandon Roy.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

ang already never shows up

idk what id do without you too

Hello ladies. Look at your man. Now look at Brandon Roy. Now back at your man. Now back to Brandon Roy. Sadly, he is not Brandon Roy.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

wtz

did she show you boobs or something?

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 26, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

what? boobs(!?)

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#52

by cloudydays on Apr 26, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

good good

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awww

You two are cute.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 26, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

morty you can be my best man

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

hehe

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:(

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:)

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Question: Do you like sour cream?

I HATE IT

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by fajunga on Apr 26, 2010 11:11 PM PDT reply actions  

question: do you hate America?

#52
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by Cablinasian on Apr 26, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha

I am going to Western.

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by fajunga on Apr 26, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

SICK

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by fajunga on Apr 26, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah

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by fajunga on Apr 26, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

nasty stuff

It’s one of a few things that will make me send back food if it’s on my plate when it shouldn’t be. To be fair, I hate most sauces, but sour cream is near the top of that list.

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by GiantBlazer on Apr 26, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its gross and pretty much the "Anti-Spice"

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by fajunga on Apr 26, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

it really cancels out the chipotle ‘spice’

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#52

by cloudydays on Apr 26, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s what cloudy said!

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 26, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude

You just one-upped my pickyness with your potato hate.

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by fajunga on Apr 26, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

i hate horseradish

i know you didn’t ask, but i don’t care. i hate it.

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by TheTinfoil on Apr 26, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only time I've had horseradish is during passover

when I’ve been to a friend’s seder. It’s pretty gross, but I’d eat it before sour cream

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by GiantBlazer on Apr 26, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

love me some horshradish. and sour cream.

by jksnake99 on Apr 26, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s a shock

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 26, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s like me liking rice right?

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 26, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah, horseradish is way below challah, matzah ball soup, laktes and about 5 other Jewish foods.

by jksnake99 on Apr 26, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm eating challah right now dude.

so delicious. matzah ball soup is amazing too, but sometimes it’s too salty for me.

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by GiantBlazer on Apr 26, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

the soup is really just a delivery vehicle for the matzah ball, which is the key.

by jksnake99 on Apr 26, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is horseradish a Jewish food? Didn’t know that. WTZ are laktes?

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by fajunga on Apr 26, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

That looks like round hashbrowns

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by fajunga on Apr 26, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

You would know

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by fajunga on Apr 26, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

You would know

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by fajunga on Apr 26, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ouch

Attackin the double post. Thats weak.

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by fajunga on Apr 26, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only in the knees

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by fajunga on Apr 26, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep invented by jksnakes

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 26, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

horseradish is pretty common in Jewish food.

I spelled latkes wrong. They are very good. Traditional food for Hannukah.

by jksnake99 on Apr 26, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I gotta delve more into jewish cusine

All this stress makes me hungry.

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by fajunga on Apr 26, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it might bottom out after the top 5

The delis are great though. I love fresh lox.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 26, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve never had lox.

#52
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by Cablinasian on Apr 26, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do ya like salmon?

It’s just super soft nummy salmon that had been cold smoked (I think).

It’s way good, bruh.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 26, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

ooooh

#52
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by Cablinasian on Apr 26, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

that is good ish

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 26, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think my favorite Jewish contribution to the culinary art

is the bagel and smear. there are others I like better, but as far as consistency and regularity, bagels are just amazing.

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by GiantBlazer on Apr 26, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

i c wut u did thar

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#52

by cloudydays on Apr 26, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't understand why people ruin their prime rib with horseradish!

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by fajunga on Apr 26, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

horseradish is da bomb!

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 26, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

mix with sriracha

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 26, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't hate taters

I will eat ‘em, but don’t make ’em much and would rather have something else… like meat, or a veggie.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 26, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

They ah'ight!

I’ll take another piece of chicken over ’em though.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 26, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chicken is delish!

Specially good homemade fried chicken

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by fajunga on Apr 26, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stir fry is better spicy

Red peppers, onions, shitakes, hot sauce, teryake sauce mmmmmm

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by fajunga on Apr 26, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

cooooool!

 tcbbiggs – Hey @therealJP31 my son drew this cool pic. You and Martell are his favorites. Go Blazers! http://tweetphoto.com/20072552

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by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 26, 2010 11:30 PM PDT reply actions  

woah, they not wearing shorts

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 26, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

he did this one too

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

blazermaniacAndy Jr

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 26, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jared Dudley makes my blood boil

after he hits 3’s

prob how teams feel when rudy does it(which isnt much anymo)

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 11:34 PM PDT reply actions  

idk i went to make dinner during garbage time

if he scored then, sure

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

i mean

why the h cant he do this anymore?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmVaTMNLzks

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

we need to get ricky rubio somehow

or get dre to have some sleepovers and rudy’s house

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

if that gets him to hit more shots

go for it

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

This made me laugh
Jared Dudley’s birdclap accentuates his man boobs.

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by Roybot on Apr 26, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

dees

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

am i wrong to think this is a dirty play?

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by shralpster on Apr 26, 2010 11:40 PM PDT reply actions  

yes

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

really?

or are you kidding? because it looks pretty egregious to me.

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by shralpster on Apr 26, 2010 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

what is amare supposed to do?

stop on a dime?

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol. you say that like he cleans players to the floor every time he crashes the boards. amare isn't a toyota.

he threw his hip into miller there. it would be one thing if he tripped, but check his feet, he didn’t. then as he slides to the floor he throws his hands up and looks at the refs like he was the one accosted.

amare’s reaction afterward is telling (not shown in this clip). he smugly walks away from an irate miller with his back turned like he always does when he gets away with a cheap shot.

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by shralpster on Apr 26, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

It looks bad but its not intentional.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 26, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I disagree. Amare led with his hip. I don’t think he goes after a rebound sideways.

#52
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by Cablinasian on Apr 26, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

and well after the buzzer had sounded

lessssss go #52

by dougall5505 on Apr 26, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Frye sucks and he will suck again.

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by blzrfan on Apr 26, 2010 11:46 PM PDT reply actions  

im glad hes doing good

im not glad its against us

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 26, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

he had 1 good game. not a factor most of the series. good chance he plays poorly again in game 6.

by jksnake99 on Apr 26, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Frye has mostly sucked in this series.

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by blzrfan on Apr 26, 2010 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just ate a huge plateful of taco salad, a bean burrito, and a bowl of cereal. Plus two large glasses of chocolate milk. And a jolly rancher.

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by fajunga on Apr 26, 2010 11:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Ima do it while I still have a metabolism!

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by fajunga on Apr 26, 2010 11:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its tasty!

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by fajunga on Apr 26, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

twss

okay i need to stop

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by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 26, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah that wasn't too funny

You make lame jokes.

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by fajunga on Apr 26, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

i laughed

i laugh at all twss

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 27, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

twss

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by fajunga on Apr 27, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

no kidding.

and claire was nagging me for using twss ‘too much’ the other day!

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#52

by cloudydays on Apr 27, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

i think its you. she gchatted and told me she laughs every time i use twss

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 27, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

somehow i am not surprised

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#52

by cloudydays on Apr 27, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hahah

Don’t let a girl hold ya down!

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by fajunga on Apr 27, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

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Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 27, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I joined you

Let’s just say there are no more cookies in my place (there weren’t that many btw, just half a box).

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by skywaker9 on Apr 26, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol just half the box!

something about chocolate!

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by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 26, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the remaning half pizza from last night

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by skywaker9 on Apr 26, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

What kinda pizza?

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by fajunga on Apr 27, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pepperonni and Sausage

Half of a leftover Papa John’s “John’s Favorite” from 2 pizzas I ordered for folks i Had over last night.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 27, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

MMMMMMMMMMMMM

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by fajunga on Apr 27, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tonight?

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by fajunga on Apr 26, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't usually stress eat during sports events

But felt a desire to this time.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 26, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

See this was actually dinner for me

I usually only eat once or twice(sometimes) a day when im in school. Normally I’m a grazer.

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by fajunga on Apr 27, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

The pizza was dinner

Everything else was stress.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 27, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

you’re gonna regret that jolly rancher….

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 27, 2010 8:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Colbert is really funny tonight

Let’s just say that his send-up of both the AZ law and the NV Repub that wants folks to trade chickens for medical care are hilarious.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 26, 2010 11:54 PM PDT reply actions  

So this bugs me about the Blazers.

In every rec league game i play, since I get hacked alot going to the hoop, I would intentionally foul some guy going for a layup so hard, that i end up landing on him, then kneeing him in the stomach on my way down. i would get a warning but then my counter is that they always hack so i get away with it. this undoubtedly leads to about a couple scuffles a game and a technical every other game by me.

instead of fouling like a wuss, why can’t the blazers foul hard anytime you know you gonna get a foul called.

that just irritates me to no end.

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 26, 2010 11:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Difference between the NBA now and the NBA when we were growing up

Now that is a flagrant, back then it was normal play.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 26, 2010 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah but you can hide it pretty well

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 26, 2010 11:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only if you have a reputation for doing so

There is an art to hard fouls to be sure. Dre actually had a new hard foul on Amare in this game.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 26, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

when done, i’ll send tapes of me vs. dougall to the blazers…i fouled him so hard his hair smeared the court in red

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 27, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol sike

lessssss go #52

by dougall5505 on Apr 27, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Classic

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by skywaker9 on Apr 26, 2010 11:55 PM PDT reply actions  

its weird

thursday could be the end to this season from hell. it seems like our team has never given up and fought threw all the adversity and i have so much confidence in our guys just because they could have said “screw it” all season but they fought back. they didnt let greg going down break them, they didnt let joel going down break them, they didnt let brandon going down break them. they always were able to fight threw it and come out on top, and after everything has happened and their backs are against the wall, I feel like they can do it again.

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 27, 2010 12:00 AM PDT reply actions  

they will. this will happen.

they win game 6.

then the Suns pull out Robin Lopez for Game 7 and lose to us by 17

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 27, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Suns can enjoy this year

They aren’t winning the title with that team and they’re probably headed down after next year if not this year if they lose Amare.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 27, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

throo

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Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 27, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

They'll win Thursday and probably lose Saturday

Its funny, if you had asked me before this series if that was okay I’d say yes but after winning game 1 it feels strangely unfulfilling even if it shouldn’t.

We’ve accomplished a ridiculous amount with everything placed in our way.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 27, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

dammit JC

thinkin just like me

The Suns aren’t a likable bunch.

They talk trash. They act tough. Center Amare Stoudemire fashions himself the baddest dude in a series that could be titled, “No Country for Old Men.”

On Monday, Portland gathered the 4,000 tickets it had available for Game 6, put them on sale to the public, and closed up shop 15 minutes later. Meanwhile, the Phoenix fans show up late to games, leave early, and didn’t bother to sell out Game 5. Which is only to say, I’m not sure they can understand why you’d still believe the Blazers can force a Game 7.

They’re not like you. When it comes to dreams, you own. And they rent.

We’d all love nothing more than to see a winner-take-all finale to this series. A one-game tossup back in Phoenix. To see what the Suns might do, pushed to the brink of elimination by an undermanned team that, for months, has refused to allow the season to end.

Yeah, I’m asking you if you believe there will be a Game 7. And the minute I type that sentence I realize it’s the wrong question. Rather, how can you not believe?

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 27, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Canzano has totally lost it

He’s become one of us, kind of. Roy’s return sealed it for him.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 27, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

canzano did the same thing last year before game 6…

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 27, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah but did anyone really believe we had a chance of forcing game 7?

I barely did to be honest. We blew our best chance in the 4th quarter of game 4.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 27, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Screw that

Don’t lump me in with him.

by tominhawaii on Apr 27, 2010 3:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow

Morgue is getting the most votes…You guys would seriously work in a Morgue. never for me.

that would be scary

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 27, 2010 12:01 AM PDT reply actions  

zombies!

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by Magnum on Apr 27, 2010 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

that would freak me out.

dead girls are not attractive

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 27, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thunder

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by fajunga on Apr 27, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Better there than Walmart

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by skywaker9 on Apr 27, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

come on, you haven’t seen the Playboy’s Girls of Walmart issue?

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 27, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm a Dem

I am required to hate Walmart.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 27, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

i voted motel 6

cause motels are sweet

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 27, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Have you actually stayed at a Motel 6?

I did once and let’s just say it was creepy enough I wedged a chair against the door because I wasn’t sure the lock was strong enough to hold.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 27, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

i think i have

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 27, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah. i stayed once and my body itched the whole night

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 27, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

i would. it’d be quiet all the time, no one around to bug you. just gotta get used to the smell.

death is nothing to be afraid of.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 27, 2010 8:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I actually thought morgue was the standout best choice of jobs there.

Although, to be honest, I had no idea what a roustabout was until 2 minutes ago and now I am thinking that is the best job on there. But there is nothing bad about working at a morgue. Death is a lot easier to face than most people figure. But most importantly -

  1. working at a motel 6 would be scarier and more gross
  2. working at a shari would be annoying
  3. working at walmart = working at a turkish prison
  4. working for the state of az only works if they don’t arrest you for being illegal first

#10 & #52
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AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 27, 2010 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

In it he said we'd likely lose game 5

I don’t think he meant all is well now and forever more after it.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 27, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

hard to turn the corner after this crushing defeat tonight

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 27, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

It would be crushing

But this is what the Suns do to people, they win big or lose close.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 27, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

suns are terrible. if they make it to round 2, they lose in 5

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 27, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah i think the spurs would win easy

they cant hide steve nash against manu or hill

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 27, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

And actually have a healthy roster

On the other hand, Jefferson could screw it up.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 27, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

nah they'd be fine

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 27, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Unlike the Lakers

The Spurs actually have flipped the switch into the playoffs.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 27, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

they flipped it way before

when they started destroying everyone

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 27, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed

This is why teams that back into the playoffs often struggle in any sport.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 27, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

disagree. They’d beat the Mavs but will lose to the Spurs.

#52
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by Cablinasian on Apr 27, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

dont think the mavs will win 3 straight

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 27, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

the point was that the Suns aren’t terrible.

#52
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by Cablinasian on Apr 27, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

They will look terrible against the Spurs

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by blzrfan on Apr 27, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

absolutely. The Spurs are a meat grinder. I picked them for the Finals, so hopefully i sneak my way into being right there.

#52
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by Cablinasian on Apr 27, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

And you know rule 1 of the Blazers playoff runs

We are not allowed to lose in round 2, only in rounds 1, 3 and 4.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 27, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

pt differential only gets you through round 1

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 27, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nash would really have to step it up

In the second round, in terms of scoring. He’s lost his touch except on FTs a lot this series.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 27, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

It would be nip and tuck.

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by blzrfan on Apr 27, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

nah, don’t see how they can guard Dirk and offset the rebounding of Haywood (if RC plays him) and the Matrix

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 27, 2010 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

They double Dirk like the Spurs are doing.

And what the Suns are doing to LMA. The Mavs secondary cast is not good enough in my opinion.

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by blzrfan on Apr 27, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Plus, Amare and Frye are complete mismatches for their frontline.

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by blzrfan on Apr 27, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Suns are a tough out

Because they have so many pure shooters.

They can beat anyone, its also why they can lose to anyone.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 27, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is Damp and Haywood gonna recover to guard him at the 3pt line?

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by blzrfan on Apr 27, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dirk would probably guard Frye anyways.

Which means a giant feast for Nash/Amare pick n rolls.

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by blzrfan on Apr 27, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

i think Jason Terry would do well against the Suns

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 27, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

and Barbosa would probably do well against Terry. He isn’t good enough to sway a series. The Suns would get the Mavs in six or seven.

#52
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by Cablinasian on Apr 27, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Of course it was

It was a nice win, an inspiring win with Roy’s return but until you win a series, you can’t say you’ve arrived.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 27, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

more misunderstood.

#52
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by Cablinasian on Apr 27, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

If it helps I won't be in OR to watch any game 7

I’ll be back in IA hoping to god its on TNT so I can watch it.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 27, 2010 12:13 AM PDT reply actions  

yeah, the rest is on TNT or ABC

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 27, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sweet

The B&B I’m staying in definitely will have TNT and with the time difference I should be able to watch it.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 27, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

The President of my college is retiring and I was one of his students

I’m going to a dinner honoring his retirement.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 27, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

this is pretty funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oq6FRYv2Hj4

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 27, 2010 12:19 AM PDT reply actions  

awww youtube made him change the video

where he’s chopped off he’s messin with a dildo

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 27, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

ewww

don’t know why but i was browsing peopleofwalmart.com

(Don’t post any pics on here) but man, their top rated photos are pretty disheartening. human race FTL

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 27, 2010 12:20 AM PDT reply actions  

one good thing about today:

my hoss is in second place. Xurikk FTW!

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 27, 2010 12:22 AM PDT reply actions  

sors?

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 27, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Might as well

Nothing to hold back for now. And it will give the fans and hopefully the team an emotional boost to hear “At Guard, from the University of Washington, and Three Time NBA All-Star, Ba-Randon Roy!”

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by skywaker9 on Apr 27, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

I say that at home all the time, just like our announcer

( I’m blanking on his name, but I want to say it starts with an “m”) and it always bothers my girlfriend. It’s fun though.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 27, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

double m. mark mason

lessssss go #52

by dougall5505 on Apr 27, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I could repeat our starting lineup bit in my sleep for now

When I go to games I always mimic Mark Mason and then have my little additional thing I do for each player.

E.g. for LA I mime tooting a train horn and for Batum I yell “BATUMSHAKLAKA!”

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by skywaker9 on Apr 27, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

haha WHICH starting line up?

we’ve only had a trillion of them. I really like “Marcus- in the middle— Camby!”

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 27, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

For each of the players

So for Rex I yell “RAWRR” and for Camby its “CAMBYMAN!”

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by skywaker9 on Apr 27, 2010 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like it.

And I just realized I’ve been at both of Brandon Roy’s returns this year. I was at the clippers game when he first came back from the hammy.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 27, 2010 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Intros are the only time during most regular season games at least

That I completely lose myself in insanity. Playoff games and games vs. rivals make that last all game.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 27, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah intro's are great

and Mark makes them so awesome. These playoff intros have been great with all the extra set up.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 27, 2010 12:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

The ones we used to do with fire were even better

You could literally feel the heat when the fireballs went up.

But I can see why that would probably be a bit dangerous.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 27, 2010 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know about this. He doesn’t look ready to be effective.

by jksnake99 on Apr 27, 2010 1:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

not sure it matters.

the title hopes depend on health, and not this series, fortunately.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 27, 2010 1:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

might as well try to win the game. Bayless gives us a better chance to get off to a good start, unless Roy starts feeling a lot better in the next couple days.

by jksnake99 on Apr 27, 2010 1:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t really care if Roy starts or comes off the bench. We need to see him play, decide if he’s effective, and move past that. The killer would be depending on him for 30 minutes if he’s clearly not healthy.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 27, 2010 1:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

heck yeah

Hey, 68 ain’t bad, especially when the stripes of the US flag mean you a baller… Does this mean I get my green card to BRPlandia?

by medmelon on Apr 27, 2010 12:49 AM PDT reply actions  

Bleurrrrrgh.

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by fajunga on Apr 27, 2010 1:20 AM PDT reply actions  

Crawford to be named 6MOY tomorrow.

by jksnake99 on Apr 27, 2010 1:35 AM PDT reply actions  

He really helped ATL out this year.

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by fajunga on Apr 27, 2010 2:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 27, 2010 2:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is happening on saturday night.

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by fajunga on Apr 27, 2010 2:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

MDMA

Its different.

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by fajunga on Apr 27, 2010 2:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

K gotta finish the final chapter.

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by fajunga on Apr 27, 2010 2:27 AM PDT reply actions  

Nah. I'm gettin stuff done.

Got a checklist goin. That means im serious.

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by fajunga on Apr 27, 2010 2:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

BAM

FINISHED MY BOOK

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by fajunga on Apr 27, 2010 2:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, on that awful Blazer fan apology thread Seth Pollack just asked all Blazer fans to stop visiting BSotS. Done and done.

I can’t believe that guy is the editor. Just ridiculous. He starts all this crap with that Hate thread, then starts banning people, and now just asks all blazer fans to never come there anymore. What a tool. He didn’t even try to calm the waters at any point with a main page post asking blazer fans to be more respectful, or telling BSotS’ers to not immediately attack blazer fans when they visit.

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by dario argento on Apr 27, 2010 7:40 AM PDT reply actions  

their loss

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by atomiccafe on Apr 27, 2010 7:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yup. They aren't getting any more hits from me.

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by dario argento on Apr 27, 2010 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'd say we could start making fake non-blazerfan screennames.

Pretend to be Suns fans but be totally ignorant and lame and have no clue about our team. Only problem with the plan is that then we’d just be like the rest of suns fans.

I’ll be astoudemiresposse.

#10 & #52
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AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 27, 2010 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

i wish i had thought of this 2 weeks ago.

then i could say i was new and post that clip of Horry hip checking Nash and say something about how “I hope those two other Suns, sorry i don’t know their names, got suspended cause that was against the rules.”

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 27, 2010 8:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

real.fan!

#10 & #52
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AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 27, 2010 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

he’s just keeping in line with Arizona law.

Blazer fans are possible illegal immigrants so Seth just wants to make sure they have their papers. and if they don’t…..

well they can just get out…..detukrjrrrrrrbs!!!!

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 27, 2010 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tom demands satisfaction!

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 27, 2010 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

although satisfying you is high in my to do list, Tom, i don’t have any good ideas for a JD at the moment. so i’ll let that task pass to someone else.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 27, 2010 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh….looks like Sophia already put one up….

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 27, 2010 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I challenge you to a duel!

I ain’t never been slapped by no dueling glove before either.

by Timmay! on Apr 27, 2010 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

me neither. i’m gonna start carrying one around though. just to see what happens.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 27, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Homers and Refs

I’m hypothesizing that…people who watch national broadcasts complain less about refereeing than those who watch local broadcasts. Whatcha think?

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by Philthyanimal on Apr 27, 2010 8:42 AM PDT reply actions  

i watched the TNT broadcast last night and i complained about the refs. i get that it’s lame to complain about officiating, but i really did think it was pretty blatantly once sided last night.

in general, though, i would agree with you. especially with the Mike’s, as most of their commentary consists of talking about the officiating in one way or another.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 27, 2010 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

i'm not saying you wont complain ever

but overall you’ll complain less bc you dont have the homer broadcaster putting thoughts in your head. i’ve noticed in games i’ve attended my perception of the game was vastly different than my friends who were watching at home and texting me.

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by Philthyanimal on Apr 27, 2010 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

i would agree with this.

i’ve also noticed my perception of games is different between when i’m there and when i watch at home.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 27, 2010 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know this is true. THe local broadcasts show constant replays of perceived slights.

by atomiccafe on Apr 27, 2010 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

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