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Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet Junk of April 19th

I would just like to say that that game was the sickest, most intense Blazer game I have ever watched!!!

Star-divide

The whistles go.... whoo whoo!

 

woot wooot woooot wooooot woooooot wooooooot woooooooot wooooooooot woooooooooot woot wooot woooot wooooot woooooot wooooooot woooooooot wooooooooot woooooooooot woot wooot woooot wooooot woooooot wooooooot woooooooot wooooooooot woooooooooot woot wooot woooot wooooot woooooot wooooooot woooooooot wooooooooot woooooooooot woot wooot woooot wooooot woooooot wooooooot woooooooot wooooooooot woooooooooot woot wooot woooot wooooot woooooot wooooooot woooooooot wooooooooot woooooooooot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Play of the Game?
LaMarcus Aldridge tip in after Jbay miss
22 votes
Martell back to back blocks
75 votes
Nic Batum corner 3
22 votes
Andre Miller angle 3
41 votes

160 votes | Poll has closed

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IT’S A GREAT DAY TO BE A BLAAAAZER!!!

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 18, 2010 11:07 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

Your front page of ESPN.com

Nice pic:

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 18, 2010 11:08 PM PDT reply actions  

The whistle go wooot wooot

EP FTW!
http://16.media.tumblr.com/9N2P6wFyQqyavb17MUEdieCXo1_400.jpg

by TheTinfoil on Apr 18, 2010 11:08 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Blazers win, KG gets suspended

Can this sports day never end….

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 18, 2010 11:08 PM PDT reply actions  

please..

Clownzano + Batum - Clownzano = awesome

by RyanRTE on Apr 18, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

by please, I mean please don't end

best. day. ever.

Clownzano + Batum - Clownzano = awesome

by RyanRTE on Apr 18, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I KNEW IT!!!

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 18, 2010 11:08 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Me too!

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 18, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hear there was a Blazer game today.

Anyone care to recap it, in 10 words or less? :)

by Timmay! on Apr 18, 2010 11:09 PM PDT reply actions  

woot

woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 18, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Miller for three, Bayless to the rack, Camby block

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 18, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think someone may have already done so

on the front page

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 18, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dre makes up for unclutch teamates and leads Blazers in win.

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 18, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha

I just finished the game! WOOOOOOOOOO I CALLED IT. WHEEL HOUSE BABY. WHEEL HOUSE.

Good lord, hit a FT you fat stupid jerks. But Bayless and Batum came up so big, Dre… man oh man, Dre. We needed him to be Roy and he was. Camby oh my God you missed 2 FTs and a wide open dunk how does that happen!! We could have won so much easier… which is only a good sign, of course. We didn’t luck into this win.

We won by exploiting mismatches, offensive rebounding, and slowing the Suns way down, which always frustrates them and removes most of their offensive firepower.

YESSSS what a win. WOOOOO.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 19, 2010 3:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

we looked like we can take ‘em

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Apr 19, 2010 3:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

sorry 'bout the GDTs

I couldn’t stop the masses

Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. - Missy Dizick

by bow4meow on Apr 19, 2010 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I've got a feeling this will be the best junk ever

Until we sweep them and win game 4 of course.

Clownzano + Batum - Clownzano = awesome

by RyanRTE on Apr 18, 2010 11:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I voted Martell

But those were all good choices

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 18, 2010 11:09 PM PDT reply actions  

i voted lamarcus

i think that was where the game completely swung into our favor

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 18, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like I said

it all good

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 18, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I also went with Marty

just cause it was so crazy and I went completely wild when it happened, but it really was all great stuff.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 18, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is why I root for Marty

A guy on your bench who can do that, hit some shots and get hot once in a while, guard multiple positions… that is why Marty is more gooder for a playoff team than Trout.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 19, 2010 3:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I shook my finger like mutumbo when that happened

"discussion topic: how well can you guys jump rope? i’m not bad. i can do it pretty fast and i can also cross my arms for a while."-Seth from PostingandToasting during a GAMEDAY thread. It was that bad.

by Claire on Apr 19, 2010 7:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ayayayayaii

wahooooyahooo

Rudy, Rudy, Rudy,
Roy, Roy, Roy!

by joelor on Apr 18, 2010 11:09 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Cripes, you just jinxed us you FOOL!

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"

Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."

by Magnum on Apr 18, 2010 11:09 PM PDT reply actions  

i know

im secretly a suns fan while it looked like channing was still a portlander at heart ;)

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 18, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like most of our big road wins have been in the red unis.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 18, 2010 11:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I feel like most of our big road wins have been in the red unis.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 18, 2010 11:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I was wearing my Hardwood Classic #7

yes!!

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 18, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoot!

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 18, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

hardwood #12 for me!

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 18, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

We have got them covered

they do need some more numbers…….like Boom Booms!!

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 18, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

They do need more.

And they were sold out of them for most of the season. I wanted the B Roy one, but they didn’t have them for so long, that I just got the standard home B Roy jersey, and then of course the next time I went to the RG, they had printed more. Oh well, “Fernandez” fills up the jersey better…

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 18, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

man, how predictable was the OKC-LAL game?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 18, 2010 11:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Not that predicable

Expected LA to crush them after going up big early.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 18, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

no way… i expected a low scoring game where LA’s front line was just too dominant to overcome. it will be like that all series imo

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 18, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

But they never really took full control

It hovered on the edge of blowout and close game the entire second half.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 18, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know if we win game two

But I know we’re winning this series if we do.

I don’t think they take one at the RG but they sure don’t take two.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 18, 2010 11:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Akanian just called out Barkley on Blazers.com post-game

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 18, 2010 11:11 PM PDT reply actions  

that was hilarious.

“those guys on that OTHER channel”

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 18, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

+92

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 18, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Camby move was one of the best of the year, and Andre has a nice contract, but pursuing Hedo should disqualify him from that.

by jksnake99 on Apr 18, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

No words
Martell Webster on his two block defensive possession: “That was my Dikembe Mutumbo moment”

by Norsktroll on Apr 18, 2010 11:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I love that kid

even when he is a spaz

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 18, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

he needs to keep hitting his shots.

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 18, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes....I agree

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 18, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Marty woulda done the finger wag, I might have ran around the room

EP FTW!
http://16.media.tumblr.com/9N2P6wFyQqyavb17MUEdieCXo1_400.jpg

by TheTinfoil on Apr 18, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I fear you can get T-ed up for that these days. Lame. And it looked a bit more like a frog than Mutombo, but it fulfilled the purpose.

by Norsktroll on Apr 18, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it's lame ya can't finger wag

You can do it to an open space or to the crowd, but not to a player. Lame.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 19, 2010 3:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe the crowd (At the garden) should all bring a finger.

And wave it for him. I think I might like that.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Apr 19, 2010 3:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

yes to this

"discussion topic: how well can you guys jump rope? i’m not bad. i can do it pretty fast and i can also cross my arms for a while."-Seth from PostingandToasting during a GAMEDAY thread. It was that bad.

by Claire on Apr 19, 2010 7:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Uber wack

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 18, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

We were 2-0 on NBA TV last year in the playoffs

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 18, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

he'll be back

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 18, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

but he is apart of it…
.
.
and yes, I’m up late for an old guy

by The Arkitect on Apr 18, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha how can you not be up late today! ?

I have to get up at 6 to go volunteer assisting 1st graders learning Japanese tomorrow, but there’s no way I could fall asleep any time soon.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 18, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I couldn't sleep right now if I wanted to

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 18, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like this response
You, sir, are smoking a hunormous pipe dream
please pass it round, though, cause I’m happy to ride the high while it lasts

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 18, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the one asking 3k+ bedgers to call or text the dude’s friend to harass him

by The Arkitect on Apr 18, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

where is this?

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 18, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was there immediate after the game… but I imagine the mods took it down since he gave his friends cell number and asked people to call and harass him for saying the Blazers would get swept

by The Arkitect on Apr 18, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

KG got suspended!

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 18, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

KD is teh sux!

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 18, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tell them what they won.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 18, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

4 fast break points for the Suns tonight.

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 18, 2010 11:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Ridiculous.

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 18, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quick's recap is up
It ended a string of 18 consecutive Game 1 road losses by the Blazers dating back to 1983

Link

by Timmay! on Apr 18, 2010 11:23 PM PDT reply actions  

wow… that’s a crazy stat

by The Arkitect on Apr 18, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like the Dos Equis guy saying this, however:

I don’t read the Oregonian much, but I’ll be buying it tomorrow.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 18, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

the first of my lifetime. crazy.

by jksnake99 on Apr 18, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn't exaaaaactly the same

But a win’s a win.

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 18, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stole home court?

We didn’t exactly come in and destroy them and flatten their sails like Houston did to us.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 18, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, I know.

I just meant steal homecourt.

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 18, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAJKDFHAKSDHALHFASKDJFHADSKEUIWYQOR!!!!!!!!!!!

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 18, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also the only good game among the first 8

The others were varying degrees of blowouts/not as close.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 18, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

the Mavs Spurs game was the next best

but not nearly as exciting in the 4th

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"

Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."

by Magnum on Apr 18, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

No double digit leads the entire game

For either team and after our 9 point lead early, it was a within 5 til late.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 18, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

All I care is that we won

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 18, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

cause in the end a win is still a win and counts all the same

"discussion topic: how well can you guys jump rope? i’m not bad. i can do it pretty fast and i can also cross my arms for a while."-Seth from PostingandToasting during a GAMEDAY thread. It was that bad.

by Claire on Apr 19, 2010 7:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Dallas/SA one got exciting for a bit

but yes, ours was far and away the best game 1, even stepping away from homer love.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 18, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I always thought antidisestablishmentarianism was hard to spell

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"

Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."

by Magnum on Apr 18, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm always a bit saddened by how many people have trouble with definitely

but on the other side of that, I get really stoked when someone I know does it correctly.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 18, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 18, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

hehehe

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"

Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."

by Magnum on Apr 18, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

rawr

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"

Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."

by Magnum on Apr 18, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Im still like freaking

im like this

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 18, 2010 11:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Funny....I am wearing my "I already did a BM" face

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 18, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

John Canzano?

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 18, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, the author of Life of Pi, Yann Martel

is going to be at Powell’s Tuesday night pushing his newest book, and I REALLY wanted to go, as Life of Pi is one of my favorite novels. But Game 2 is the same time. I don’t know what to do!! Of course I’ll probably watch the Blazers game. Darn scheduling conflicts!

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 18, 2010 11:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Stay home...

….and watch the real Martell!!

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 18, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't not watch the Blazers. I'm going to just assume the guy will write another book someday

and I’ll see him THEN. All about Rip City for the next month and a half (Yeah, that’s right, I’m showing some optimism!)

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Life of Pi disappointed me. maybe i should read it again.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

prez11111111111111!!!!!!!!!!

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 18, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dirty Socks!

crazy game tonight! I was freaking!

by prezofdeath on Apr 19, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I KNOW IM STILL FREEKING

THE WHISTLES ARE GOING WHOO WHOO IN MY HEAD

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love my blazers.

lessssss go #52

by dougall5505 on Apr 18, 2010 11:55 PM PDT reply actions   2 recs

yeeeee so pumped!

lessssss go #52

by dougall5505 on Apr 19, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

heh, Suns blogger makes subtle comment about reffing.

Seriously? You came out of this game with reffing?

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 18, 2010 11:58 PM PDT reply actions  

heh

i see that

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 18, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bayless is pretty cocky and over dramatic after every shot he makes. It’s a bad habit.

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

see i like the way he carries himself...

maybe not in sports…just being a girl, i find it sexy. mmhmm

loveisrespect

by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 19, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

annnnnnnnnnnnnnnd i just facepalm'd

Roy is overrated.

1. Kobe
2. Wade
3. JJ
4. Iggy
5. Roy

Not a top 10 player in the league. He’s an all-star, but not a superstar.

by Beavis 25 on Apr 18, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm over there laying the truth down on the delusional Suns homers

He’s only picking JJ cause he used to play for the Suns

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"

Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."

by Magnum on Apr 19, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

no, I think he means James Jones

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"

Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."

by Magnum on Apr 19, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think he was going for SGs not overall

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"

Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."

by Magnum on Apr 19, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

eh, he was confusing, but it's obvious what he's going for

no one in the right mind would have that as there top 5 players

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"

Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."

by Magnum on Apr 19, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

he notes the former Sun and former UA star. HMMM.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeesh.

That’s pretty lame…

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 19, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha

SUCK IT, LOSERS.

WE ARE BETTER THAN YOU ALWAYS AND FOREVER.

They always lost to us in the playoffs before, and it’s just how it is. Nuthin’ me or you or he can do about it. Just fate is all.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 19, 2010 3:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

mort doesn’t see us – he’s on a mission to get through this junk

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Apr 19, 2010 3:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

that’s what happens when you don’t shift+A to start.

you don’t see the live people.
ESSENTIALLY, MORT SEES DEAD PEOPLE

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Apr 19, 2010 3:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mort is dedicated, that’s why I love him.

You, you’re pgiirl91, that’s why I love you.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Apr 19, 2010 3:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I gotta whole lotta love.

Now if I could only find my bell bottoms.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Apr 19, 2010 3:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

leaving them out sounds good to me –

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Apr 19, 2010 4:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I shift a'd and just scroll down quickly to catch up.

Most everyone is in bed, and I should join them. Gotta be somewhere in the morning.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 19, 2010 3:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm jus' laughing at overly cocky fans

They had a few more wins than us and we had our whole team injured all year. The Suns are good, but to complain about refs in this game is funny. They can suck it, because they are losers. Neener neener.

I am exaggerating for comedic effect, of course, PG91 shawty grrrrl.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 19, 2010 3:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

sheeees – like the 3 ghost calls on Batum wasn’t bad.

And I guess all Nash has to do is fall down, and that’s a foul.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Apr 19, 2010 3:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I almost died when Camby missed the dunk

Brought back memories of a game Ruben Patterson screwed up a dunk and lost it for us…ughhh

by prezofdeath on Apr 19, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

that was bad.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I had a firm belief we were gonna win

When that happened, I thought I was about to not trust my gut ever again.

HOW DO YOU MISS THAT. AND MAKE YOUR FTs. LORD.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 19, 2010 3:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wooooooooooo hooooooooooo

can someone put me in a coma and wake me for game 2?

by prezofdeath on Apr 19, 2010 12:17 AM PDT reply actions  

why do that?

part of the fun of the underdog win on the road and being the only team to do so thus far is basking in the glow of AWESOMENESS for the next 2 days

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"

Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."

by Magnum on Apr 19, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Man..

I’m pretty happy.

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 19, 2010 12:23 AM PDT reply actions  

NOTHING will touch the 2009 trade deadline until we win a title. Calling my shot right now.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also I am pretty pumped due to the win

because one of my buddies that is Suns fan (how a kid growing up in Indiana is a Suns fan is still a mystery) was talking junk about how the 2nd round was already warming up a spot for the Suns. Hopefully now he will realize that this is much more of a tossup of a series than the “experts” at ESPN said it was going to be

by tingeyga on Apr 19, 2010 12:29 AM PDT reply actions  

OH NO

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 12:31 AM PDT reply actions  

haha

"I’m getting more expensive by the game" - Amare Stoudemire

by In Walks Rudy on Apr 19, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who wants a mustache ride?

"I’m getting more expensive by the game" - Amare Stoudemire

by In Walks Rudy on Apr 19, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

its so weird

its like, i wanna say something about it, but i dont cause it would sound weird because i see the stupidest stuff

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

yup. dre's three

should have had it in my poll…..damn. im gonna give it a late entry

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 12:43 AM PDT reply actions  

I felt like that was the sign we were gonna win

a go ahead 3 from Dre? VICTORY!

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"

Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."

by Magnum on Apr 19, 2010 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think we've lost once this year when he's hit a 3

That’ s it.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

i did too

i was even yelling for him to shoot it

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Phoenix never did get back ahead it,

so yeah, definitely a good sign we had it!

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 7:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Love Batum's face.

Like, “Oooh, Dre, your shot is naaasty”

"I don't feel like I'm going to be happy or complete until I'm an All-Star. My favorite example is that it took Chauncey six, seven years. And Chauncey's been a mentor for me, and I've learned a lot from him in these last couple years. So, people can say what they want, but I'll get the last laugh. " - Bayless

by StuckeyDuck on Apr 19, 2010 4:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

that was the play of the game.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 8:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

that was really cool. i’m glad they didn’t call a foul on the first block though. when Batum went down to the other end they didn’t call that either. they really let them play that sequence which was great.

i thought Dre’s was bigger because it was the game winning basket (put us ahead and we never relinquished the lead.)

the blocks were the most entertaining though for sure. especially when he dominated Amundson on that second block. that was awesome.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

However, I hope that was Miller’s last attempt of the series.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Apr 19, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

indeed. but if they leave him wide open like that and dare him to shoot, he will.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

However, one wonders if there’s something deeper in this match-up that favors Portland. The Blazers won two of three in the regular season, including once without Roy, and now have stolen home-court advantage from the Suns in this playoff series. While it’s still early, the game played out almost exactly like the team’s three regular-season meetings. And as long as their two old guys keep leading the way, the Blazers seem like the team best-poised to break the favorite’s monopoly on the first round.

by Timmay! on Apr 19, 2010 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

It ain't rocket science

They do well when scoring high and playing fast. We don’t let anyone do that. They have to play OUR game, and they are not that good at our game.

The series is a long way from over, but there is a reason so many of us wanted PHX. We can beat PHX, dammit.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 19, 2010 3:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if the

 commenter I can’t think of a good screen name at BSOTS, could be Nightbluefruit

#52

by annthefan on Apr 19, 2010 1:00 AM PDT reply actions  

I don’t believe it is.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

no. her diction makes me think she is from Europe somewhere, possibly the UK.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 1:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

So whose performance was the most unexpected tonight?

The solidness of Andre? The no-nonsense Batumness? Bayless’ breakout? Other?

by prezofdeath on Apr 19, 2010 1:12 AM PDT reply actions  

I think it’s gotta be Bayless.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

BayBay was most unexpected and needed-- even with the two bricked FTs late (stop thinking, Bayless)

Rudy needs to get off the heroin. Goodness he looks sickly right now. Wake UP and be RUDY FERNANDEZ, BASKETBALL ROCK STAR.

Not Rudy Fernandez, the poor strung out junkie.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 19, 2010 3:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bayless.

for sure.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 8:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Andre is 4th in PER after 1 playoff game. Bayless is 9th. DeJuan Blair is 5th lol.

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 1:25 AM PDT reply actions  

more fun: Jeff Green is 29th out of 30 PFs, ahead only of Beasley.

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 1:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

James Harden has a PER of -15.78.

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 1:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rudy has a lower playoff PER than Juwan, ouch.

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 1:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t “small sample size” me.

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 1:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

heheh.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 1:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't believe in small sample sizes!

Speaking of which, can you extrapolate Dante’s +/- per 48 based on his performance in his 11 seconds?

by Timmay! on Apr 19, 2010 1:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

This just screams for a

TW_ _

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Apr 19, 2010 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

he is Durant’s breadsticks. Great pick.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 1:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rack of lamb>breadsticks.

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 1:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not if they’re really good breadsticks.

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 19, 2010 1:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah...

It’s not like Westbrook could have come off the bench and been a pretty great 6th man or anything. He must start! This is important!

Fit is everything, just ask Blake.

by Nick Van Excellent on Apr 19, 2010 1:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Great win tonight.

For fun I just rewatched the nba.com game 1 preview from yesterday. They gush about Nash and the suns for 3 and a half minutes, then talk about blazer injury for a minute and a half, a quick bit about Miller, then back to Nash for a minute. HaHa. They didn’t have idea how deep this team goes.

Now that we are the only underdog succeeding right now, will national media pay more attention to us? or less more likely.

by andru on Apr 19, 2010 1:40 AM PDT reply actions  

Hee-Hee

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 19, 2010 1:41 AM PDT reply actions  

Oh, Artest loved this performance. Just loved it. He’ll never be one of the chosen ones like Durant, one of the NBA’s billboard players. Only, he can make life miserable for them. That’s why he’s a Laker now.

Woj is a Laker fan.

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 19, 2010 1:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rons good but he’s no Rodman.

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 19, 2010 1:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dre is wearing a different warmup shirt (no red). Selfish.

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 1:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

What if we win this series and Roy actually does make it back for the next series?

Can you even imagine the kind of momentum we would have going into the 2nd round?

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"

Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."

by Magnum on Apr 19, 2010 1:57 AM PDT reply actions  

Massive.

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 19, 2010 2:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think that thought has crossed everyone’s minds. This series has just begun, though in my mind our odds have gone up from my pre-series estimate of 25% to a solid 55%.

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 2:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hope everyone believes me from now on

C’mon Blazers, we stole home court, we can do this… just play yo’ game, kids!

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 19, 2010 3:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry for calling you crazy.

If Amare plays like poo all series, because Camby is shutting him down, I’ll tip my cap to you.

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

either way

it’s house money at this point. I was only hoping for a competitive series, no bad games like game 1 against Houston last season. To take this one on the road with no Roy, oh man, I don’t see a way the team can disappoint after that.

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"

Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."

by Magnum on Apr 19, 2010 2:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

My odds are holding steady . . .

at about 91%

"I don't feel like I'm going to be happy or complete until I'm an All-Star. My favorite example is that it took Chauncey six, seven years. And Chauncey's been a mentor for me, and I've learned a lot from him in these last couple years. So, people can say what they want, but I'll get the last laugh. " - Bayless

by StuckeyDuck on Apr 19, 2010 4:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lame....the odds are clearly....I mean clearly....92%

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 7:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'd say I went from 60% to a solid 75% at this point.

If we take game 2, I will up that to 99.9999%.

"I think he’s been doing some good things. I think he’s been doing some good things. He’s had to play a lot of minutes lately with Blake being out. I think he’s been doing some good things." -Nate McMillan

by xedubx on Apr 19, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

can you imagine the (cue autotune) roar of the crowd during his introduction? Wow.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 2:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

de-fense is our back-bone.

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 2:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

we defended the Suns pretty well tonight. It’s hard to play against a team with so many accurate three point shooters. Richardson, Dudley, Buffet, Barbosa, and the best shooter in the NBA leading the team. Just an embarrassment of riches in that department.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 2:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

They did a decent job on D tonight but without commitment from their stars, they can’t do much better than that.

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 19, 2010 2:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

the real problem is that they don’t have any players who really excel at defense. Collins and Dudley are kinda okay on that end. Amare, Nash, Richardson, Frye, Barbosa, and Drageech are offensive guys. Amundson hustles, but isn’t a shot blocker at all.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 2:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love it :D

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 19, 2010 2:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

kenny smith was on the money when he talked about that post game

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 19, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

meanwhile Barkley has a gambling problem

by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

And a Phoenix-homer problem

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Apr 19, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

and a making sense problem

"discussion topic: how well can you guys jump rope? i’m not bad. i can do it pretty fast and i can also cross my arms for a while."-Seth from PostingandToasting during a GAMEDAY thread. It was that bad.

by Claire on Apr 19, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too

"discussion topic: how well can you guys jump rope? i’m not bad. i can do it pretty fast and i can also cross my arms for a while."-Seth from PostingandToasting during a GAMEDAY thread. It was that bad.

by Claire on Apr 19, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

how awesome was Jerryd’s changing hands, 180 layup? He threw it in flying backwards, practically.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 2:05 AM PDT reply actions  

yep. Phoenix is his dream matchup; no perimeter defense, no goalie. Open season.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 2:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

sweet

we gotta take advantage, but you know they’re gonna start puttin our guys on the floor next game, and maybe clog things up inside. if we hit open shots, we should be good.

by CleBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 2:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why did people not see any of this coming?

Everything we did tonight (except Miller’s three) was both predictable and repeatable.

by Nick Van Excellent on Apr 19, 2010 2:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

a lot of us did

the last night of the regular season, i declared the playoffs a “dream bracket” for us.

no den, no uta, no la until the WCFs.

by CleBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 2:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Miller with 31,8,5,3 and 10/10 from the line is predictable and repeatable?

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"

Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."

by Magnum on Apr 19, 2010 2:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

sorry, no

furthermore, assuming that it’s a given is even worse. If Miller puts up 20, well above his season average, we lose. If the Suns don’t go on a brick fest in the latter part of the game, we lose.

We’re gonna need someone to step up if Miller has an off game.

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"

Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."

by Magnum on Apr 19, 2010 2:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

aldridge missed quite a few looks that he knocks down

and 5 turns is very uncharacteristic of him.

dre had an amazing game, nic and jerryd had above average games, but that was about it for us. everyone else played on par or worse than usual

by CleBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 2:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'd say Miller's excellence far outweighs Aldridge's inefficiency

Both of them playing normal games isn’t enough.

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"

Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."

by Magnum on Apr 19, 2010 2:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

These aren't normal games.

The Suns are a dream come true for Miller. His regular season averages are meaningless because we aren’t playing the league. We are playing the Suns.

by Nick Van Excellent on Apr 19, 2010 2:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Even so

Miller playing above average still isn’t enough and he’s not gonna average ~30. We’re gonna need someone else. Batum and Bayless won’t chip in 18 each every game.

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"

Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."

by Magnum on Apr 19, 2010 2:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

and could easily do his disappearing act like he did twice this season

He’s definitely a prime candidate to have an awesome game, though. He should be able to punish Dragic.

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"

Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."

by Magnum on Apr 19, 2010 2:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I actually predicted he would average 25 points for the series.

He was always going to kill Nash. If they put a larger, slower guard on him then all the better.

by Nick Van Excellent on Apr 19, 2010 2:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can definitely see that

but a poor outing in a game likely means a loss in that game.

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"

Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."

by Magnum on Apr 19, 2010 2:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

who said sweep? not me

If I’m the Suns, I do everything I can to stop Miller. I don’t see Aldridge as the same level of threat and live with him winning the game for the Blazers.

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"

Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."

by Magnum on Apr 19, 2010 2:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

they sent constant doubles at Miller all night long. There were three Suns in the paint. He made some ridiculous shots under pressure.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 2:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

exactly

he made some ridiculous shots. As good as he plays against the Suns, he’s not gonna hit those shots at that rate. The Suns will continue to do everything to stop Miller and they would be right to expect a dip in his scoring and accuracy. And they aren’t going to shoot 42% every game.

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"

Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."

by Magnum on Apr 19, 2010 2:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's exactly why it's repeatable.

Who is going to stop Miller? I guess you could triple team him, maybe try Grant Hill or… someone else….

I don’t think they have an answer.

by Nick Van Excellent on Apr 19, 2010 2:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

...

he’s been traded a couple times

by appel82 on Apr 19, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

WARNING: You fell into the chasm.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

he had crazy numbers against the #1 defensive team last postseason.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 2:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

the only word I can find to describe Andre is ‘baller.’

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 2:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

ahem

i did. and so did ?hollinger? i think? or was it the Blogfather?

by prezofdeath on Apr 19, 2010 2:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

JH picked the Suns to the Finals. Henry’s mom, Henry, Van Excellent, and you picked the Blazers.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 2:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

and Mortlicious.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 2:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just got here!

I am so tired. Was worth the wait to watch the game. I did a good job avoiding the score.

I got home, watched the first half, and needed a nap. If I watched it too tired, we’d lose, because we need me to be alert and using my brain to make positive contributions.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 19, 2010 3:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

the suns of this year are last year's blazers

over achieved and didn’t deserve a legit 3 seed.

by prezofdeath on Apr 19, 2010 2:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's almost diabolical!

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 19, 2010 2:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think there’s an interesting parallel there, in that this year’s Suns and last year’s Blazers both had a great Plan A but didn’t know how to adjust from that, due to unfamiliarity and personnel.

Good call.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 2:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I totally knew the Blazers were gonna win game 1.

I don’t think I called it here though :-(

I did call Blazers in 6 here.

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 19, 2010 2:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I still don’t think we can expect to so thoroughly control Amare all series.

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

me neither

but our D got in his head last night and it was awesome watching him try and force stuff

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

We won't

And they will have a game or games of hot shooting from the outside.

But we keep slowing it down, which almost ruins their offense, and exploiting mismatches, and we can win this. Fo’ real!

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 19, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed.

It’s also likely that we’re not going to get outrebounded by the Suns in another game, either. Amare will eventually get his, Suns will make some outside shots, but we’ll continue to make a living with defense and second chance points.

"I think he’s been doing some good things. I think he’s been doing some good things. He’s had to play a lot of minutes lately with Blake being out. I think he’s been doing some good things." -Nate McMillan

by xedubx on Apr 19, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

I even commented on it. Dang Blazer haters.

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"

Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."

by Magnum on Apr 19, 2010 2:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm really pumped up

And excited for the next two weeks.

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 19, 2010 2:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Suns fans whining about officiating. We talkin’ bout… officiating? Not the game, not the game… we talkin’ bout the refs?

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 2:28 AM PDT reply actions  

The same ones that are trying to call Brandon overrated?

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 19, 2010 2:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I, too, expect a backlash in game 2

some combination of an angry Suns team and silly refs

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"

Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."

by Magnum on Apr 19, 2010 2:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

It will be interesting.

I just can’t wait for Game 3 back home. The Rose Garden is going to be absolutely insane.

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 19, 2010 2:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

They took roughly 47 threes

sorry, no FTs for you.

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"

Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."

by Magnum on Apr 19, 2010 2:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bayless drive probably should have been a no call

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Apr 19, 2010 3:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Stoudemire block,

 where he chased down Bayless and got him right at the backboard from behind – looked pretty clean. Might have just nudged his head as his arm was coming down – I couldn’t tell.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Apr 19, 2010 4:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn't that on Dre?

Either way, the Suns got a big call in their favor when Nash stepped on LMA’s foot and fell down and got the moving pick called on LMA. Suns ball, big moment in the game.

I know I’m a homer, but I didn’t notice bad reffing or reffing in our favor. The refs let people play, it seemed like. I love the playoffs.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 19, 2010 4:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m fairly certain the one I’m thinking of was on Bayless

But now that you mention it, I can sort of see the back of Miller’s head.

I was cool with the refs, but if there would have been another phantom Batum foul I would have yelled CONSPIRACY. He gets a lot of those ones where somebody runs him down and then the foul ends up on him somehow.

Then his (Batum) 3rd foul (I think it was 3rd) I didn’t see him near anybody.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Apr 19, 2010 4:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

It was Bayless...and there was contact with his head

but it was minimal

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 7:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey.

Pretty good first playoff game for Marty.

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 19, 2010 2:39 AM PDT reply actions  

He knows how to bring it

I fully expect his offense to ebb and flow like it has his whole career, and not be reliable, but he will always bring energy and intensity and effort on defense.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 19, 2010 3:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

What does it take to win game 2?

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"

Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."

by Magnum on Apr 19, 2010 2:41 AM PDT reply actions  

Defense

Some solid scoring from LA and Dre.
A hot night from Jerryd/Rudy/Marty.

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 19, 2010 2:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm gonna throw out some general stuff not related to any one player

Close out on Phoenix 3 point shooters better. We’re lucky they went cold in the 2nd half.

Keep the Suns off the offensive boards. They got a ton of 2nd chance points.

Ya gotta make your FTs. Nuff said.

Keep doing what you’re doing with the transition D. I think this was aided quite a bit by shot selection. The Blazers were working in the post and limited their 3 point shooting. Long range shots equal long rebounds and easier opportunities to run.

Make Nash their primary scorer instead of setting up everyone else for easy buckets. Nash ended up dribbling out 18 seconds of the shot clock at the 3 point line on a few possessions. More of that! Batum was solid on him.

Expect the Suns to come out hungry in game 2.

Don’t lose your edge just because you stole homecourt. Even if you lose game 2 don’t let the Suns get it easy. We want all the momentum heading back to Portland even if the series is tied.

Ok, actually, I have one thing related to a specific player. Rudy, we need you! This is your time to shine.

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"

Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."

by Magnum on Apr 19, 2010 2:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

NBA.com on game 1

http://www.nba.com/2010/news/features/fran_blinebury/04/19/blazers.suns.1/index.html

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"

Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."

by Magnum on Apr 19, 2010 2:42 AM PDT reply actions  

Bad photoshopping on that picture.

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 19, 2010 2:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'd like to see Nate use Dante instead of Howard in game 2 just to see how it works

It’s not going to hurt the team and this game 2 is as close to a freebie as you get in the playoffs. I think Dante matches up way better against the energy of Amundsen and the quickness of the Suns. I wish I had a direct line to Nate just so I could tell him that.

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"

Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."

by Magnum on Apr 19, 2010 3:04 AM PDT reply actions  

Got a flat tire

Had 55,000 on them anyway
Put the spare on
Car wouldn’t start when it was my turn to get new tires
Volvo hides the battery in trunk inaccessible due to bolted cover
Costco tire center has no Crescent Wrench!!!!!!
Pliers saved the day
Outback Steakhouse for dinner
Got home
Almost did stuff before turning on the DVR to catch up

FORGOT TO RECORD THE GAME – WHAAATTT!!!!

Luckily game was just into the 2nd quarter
GOOOOOO BLAZERS – WOOOOOOOOOOOOT
How was your day!!!

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Apr 19, 2010 3:17 AM PDT reply actions  

it was very nice :)

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Apr 19, 2010 3:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would have killed myself.

…looked for a replay as it was, but couldn’t find any.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Apr 19, 2010 3:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

i missed the first quarter too

so don’t feel bad.

moral of the story: never trust a future mother-in-law’s promise that a trip to walmart will “only be 15 minutes”

by prezofdeath on Apr 19, 2010 4:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hope she will be held in suspicion from henceforth.

She almost owed you tix.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Apr 19, 2010 4:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Unless it’s food that has instant replay capabilities,

almost will have to do. Doritos’ could be working on that.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Apr 19, 2010 4:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have some real nice black greasy dirt under my fingernails – trade ya.

And I’m sure you could parlay the crusty battery acid into some nice dip.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Apr 19, 2010 4:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

One of the commentators said Batum has a photographic memory.

Joe Montana has a photographic memory and we know how that turned out.
How cool to know all the details of every play when the coach calls them.

They always say being able to see the shot in your mind makes you a better shooter.
If this is all true, watching Batum develop could be a whole lot of fun.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Apr 19, 2010 3:23 AM PDT reply actions  

I lived in Phoenix for about 3 months straight out of high school.

The guy next door had a photographic memory, absolutely the most phenomenal person if have ever met. I think he’s the only person I’ve truly been jealous of – not him, but his talent. He was about 6-3 and ambidextrous.

 I would give anything to start life over with a photographic memory. I’d even sell my soul to Mort.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Apr 19, 2010 4:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

really? I missed that.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

dude… I love Nic even more now.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I get the feeling that he’s at least very intelligent in basketball terms. Smart kid.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Monty Williams is the one that said Nic had a photographic memory. Collins or Harlan relayed the information.

Monty was saying how Nic studies a ton and remember everything he looks at. so it’s always running through his head.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

you ‘get the feeling’?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 19, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

from his blog posts?

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s pretty clear the kid has an extremely high basketball iq.. it’s funny that you make it sound like a revelation on your part

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 19, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t realize that’s how my comment read? ok. I don’t liking stating ‘he is such a smart basketball player’ when we don’t have actual evidence toward that end.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

idk.. that’s just how it read to me. i don’t think you need to worry about lacking evidence, as people have been raving about his basketball intelligence since he came into the league

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 19, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

An intelligent basketball spectator can actually tell these things.

And observation is the foundation of empirical science.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Smart, athletic, talented.

Nic Batum will be the first non-native U.S. President some day….

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on Apr 19, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

regarding Nic's photographic memory

if he could only draw …he could get a job as a polaroid

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

In closing tonight

It sure is nice to see:

1-0 Blazers

on the series page

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"

Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."

by Magnum on Apr 19, 2010 3:29 AM PDT reply actions  

Amen!

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Apr 19, 2010 3:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

The only bad thing about today

Is I have an uncontrollable cough that doesn’t produce anything to spit out. Just coughing, and it is super hella lame.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 19, 2010 3:59 AM PDT reply actions  

'super hella lame'

smh. you are so californian’d. yuck..

loveisrespect

by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 19, 2010 4:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm using dumb words for ironic reasons silly dilly!

I don’t say “hella” in a serious way, I say it to be funny since it is a hella lame word to use.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 19, 2010 4:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Haha..."ironic" ...how stupid

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 7:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

it’s gnarly how hella stupidly ironic it is.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Apr 19, 2010 8:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I 'love' hanging out with my friends from norCal

And how they use ‘hella’ like socalians use ‘like’, fer sure.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Alright friends

Goodnight my darlings. I’m already not gonna get enuff sleep, and it’ll be hard to fall asleep soon, but I gotta at least try.

Go Blazers,
Mortimer

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 19, 2010 4:21 AM PDT reply actions  

and Goodnight

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Apr 19, 2010 4:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

High fives for ya!!

man hug (slight butt squeeze)

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 7:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

where did everybody go?

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Apr 19, 2010 7:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am right here ...basking

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 7:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

so, no sleep for you?

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Apr 19, 2010 8:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Glory...the glory

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 8:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

All your home court advantage are belong to us!

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 8:11 AM PDT reply actions  

correction

All youryur home court advantage areR belong to us!

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

i like to spell stuff right.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

this is coming out on Labor Day

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 8:59 AM PDT reply actions  

yes

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 19, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

and now they are just starting on another grindhouse fake trailer

called “hobo with a shotgun” yet no peep of a thanksgiving movie yet, which is tragic, the world needs more trampoline related horror scenes. it’s funny how these movies they came up with as a joke turned out to be more promising than most movies that get made.

by HD on Apr 19, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

i haven’t heard of “Hobo with a Shotgun”. sounds intriguing. hahaha

that Thanksgiving trailer was the best of those fake trailers I thought. I don’t know how that would work as a full length movie, but that trampoline bit was icky.

Machete is gonna be awesome.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

What an awesome game!

It was so great, I was actually smiling when the alarm went off this morning. And I am NOT a morning person.

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Apr 19, 2010 9:15 AM PDT reply actions  

Ahahahahaha

Well, per year Aldridge doesn’t get much more than Bargnani. And since he does at least as much on 80 nights, that seems very fine.

by Norsktroll on Apr 19, 2010 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Plus, hey, maybe LMA will get a whiff of his comments and will double his rebounding efforts

When Camby’s not in the game at least. Camby’s a rebound Hoover. Or Dyson.

by Timmay! on Apr 19, 2010 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

or Orek.

those vaccums suck

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

vacuum’s sucking is a good thing……

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

shopvacs blow.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Apr 19, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah….if you put them on reverse.

hopefully Camby is a vacuum and not a shopvac.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

It is their purpose in life

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

sigh…..

Orek’s are very good vacuums. so they suck. cause really good vacuums suck a lot.

a crappy vacuum does not suck. a crappy vacuum doesn’t do much of anything except make noise. like Canzano.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hedo is getting twice the money of Dre for half the winshares.

And Dre is a beast.

by atomiccafe on Apr 19, 2010 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

seriously

i can’t believe him justifying bargnani’s horrible contract by citing LA’s.

I mean, Maggette averages just one point fewer than Roy. But no one would consider the two comparable.

This is a guy who dished out $100 mil for Turk/Barg, and essentially handcuffed his team.

by CleBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like that Colangelo still thinks he at least gets something for Bosh in a sign and trade

Keep that hope alive. The Blazers and Lakers might make you an offer you can’t refuse ;)

by Norsktroll on Apr 19, 2010 9:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bosh: Convince me fast, or I'm gone to a contender.
"That’s what it comes down to at the end of the day," said Bosh. "I want to play in the post-season. I want to advance. I’ve been playing seven years. It’s time to start thinking about stuff like that."
"Looking at our situation, I think there has to be changes only because we didn’t make the playoffs" Bosh said. "It’s not like we’re building off success."
When asked if Colangelo needs to pitch his star on the future, Bosh replied "Of course. Every GM is going to try and sell their business. That’s what people have to remember, it’s a business.
"I’m in a position where everyone is going to try and sell me their business now."

by Norsktroll on Apr 19, 2010 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I still fear the Lakers call with Bynum. But ultimately, this is up to Bosh. If he wants to go to a team that has the cap space like Miami or Chicago and that team doesn’t want to offer anything else or Toronto doesn’t like their offer, he can still go. He doesn’t have to accept a S&T. There are situations where he can earn more money by going that route, but he seems to have reached the point where he wants to get paid, but winning in the playoffs is more important than getting an extra 5 millions over the course of the contract.

by Norsktroll on Apr 19, 2010 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bargnani did get one vote for rookie of the year.

LMA didn’t get any.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Apr 19, 2010 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

omg its so clear now!!

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nate's gone to the hot hand late in the game before

Leaving JB in over Rudy was an easy call and I’m glad he did it.

by Timmay! on Apr 19, 2010 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

BAYLESS BAYLESS BAYBAYBAY LEEEEESSSS

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

plus he didn’t even get a backcourt violation!

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

nice :)

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bayless really impressed me last night. i was happy for him. hopefully he can keep that up.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

the kid is mentally strong, you gotta give him that.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

It would’ve been so undeserved for his FTs to cost us the game after everything he did to help get us there.

by atomiccafe on Apr 19, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree

especially cause Bayless seems to weigh that stuff heavily in his heart. The one he misses earlier this season, not the one ’Dre told him to make and Roy said to miss, blah blah, but the one he just missed on accident, messed with him for a while.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

i agree. and he was making smart plays. i liked how he put up that floater once instead of going deeper in the lane where he usually gets blocked. he seemed to be making smarter plays last night.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

he made two floaters!!!

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol, the good times on the Bayless bandwagon! :)

by atomiccafe on Apr 19, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

right now i feel kinda like Indiana Jones. I’ve got my whip attached to the back axle of the Bayless Bandwagon and I’m about to start attempting to climb aboard.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah. I am not the biggest Bayless fan; his game is annoying at times, and he’s far from a finished product. I just love the kid’s tenacity and the way he attacks the rim. He is a perfect match against Phoenix.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

it’d be cool if he’s the guy that steps up unexpectedly to help us win the series. maybe this whole thing will help him “click” and he’ll make smarter decisions regularly now.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

let’s not forget the fact that it’s a lot easier to look like you’re making good decisions when you aren’t playing with Juwan Howard. He was good in the starting lineup, and only declined when put in the second unit.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

maybe.

to me it looked like Bayless was picking his spots a lot better rather than just careening in to the lane every time. those floaters were great and just the thing he needs. he’s gotta find a way to make himself less predictable and that might be one way to make it happen.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

also note that the two outside jumpers he took were very key in getting the defense to come out and open the lane. They are annoying, but a necessary evil to his success.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok, two of the long 2s were acceptable. The one from the corner was just an awful possession.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, that was ugly.

And then his shot just went flying over the hoop.

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 19, 2010 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s better able to pick his spots with Miller on the floor. Those two open up lanes for each other because the defense shifts to respect both of them.

When Jerryd was in the game w/o Dre, he had some bad long 2s and other rough possessions, although he did get a couple transition buckets to make up for it.

by atomiccafe on Apr 19, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I gave him credit for that as well

In the first half he was still conservative taking Nic out when he was already the #2 scorer, but in the second half he kept Jerryd and Nico and whatever worked going.

by Norsktroll on Apr 19, 2010 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

It kinda reminds me of the famous Chris Rock routine

Where he makes fun of people asking for credit on things you are supposed to do. For example people that say, “I take care of my kids”. Well, yeah, you are supposed to!

Here we are giving credit to Nate for staying with what was working. Well, Nate, you are supposed to!

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Apr 19, 2010 10:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

He made the right calls last night

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by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like European air space is going to start reopening in a few hours

Good news. The regulators appear to admit they have overreacted on this one, although I don’t blame their immediate decisions.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 9:32 AM PDT reply actions  

colangelo now blaming injuries

for not making the playoffs in the east.

by CleBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 9:37 AM PDT reply actions  

True

But there is still no excuse.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wow...that excuse

really works well. See how the Blazers used it for not making the playoffs? Oh wait…..

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Apr 19, 2010 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Abbott made a good point in his article: We struggled much more with Amundson in the Suns lineup

Although he doesn’t hit threes like Channing, he disrupts on defense and can still score on plays around the bucket offensively.

by Norsktroll on Apr 19, 2010 9:38 AM PDT reply actions  

When Frye went back in late

I was so happy. He is not good on D. I laughed when Rice called him a top class 3 point shooter.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm still not totally sold on him

He needs to put together another season close to that before I consider him top class.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Fair enough

You may have missed it since you didn’t see the game on KGW but Rice was doing a great job calling out exactly what Phoenix would run the last five minutes of the game.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah no Mike and Mike for me at all.

I’m not sure if NBA TV will show them, or will use their own broadcasters.

by Timmay! on Apr 19, 2010 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tuesday they'll probably use Phoenix's folks

Who are okay. Thursday who knows.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rice was also ripping on Gentry

In what was a very funny way of course.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 9:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

on a high volume of attempts too.

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ken Mauer doing tonight's Utah/Denver game

Sorry Denver, he seems to hate home teams.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 9:41 AM PDT reply actions  

i don’t think even Ken Mauer can prevent Denver from winning that series.

Utah is without Boozer, AK47, and Okur right?

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Boozer will play

The other two no.

I agree though, you lack an inside game and Denver will destroy you.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

ah….i couldn’t remember if Boozer was out or not.

in any case, I think Denver wins in 5 games.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

And then destroys LA.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

maybe….

they’d destroy OKC. i think L*kers would beat Denver. but it’d be really close. probably 7 games.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hee hee

From the Suns SBN Blog:

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by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 9:49 AM PDT reply actions  

Their photo of Nate

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by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

that was a funny post

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

this is funny

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I give them credit

That’s about the only way they can respond to last night.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

How much did you pay him to help you get an A in math?

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Apr 19, 2010 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

listening to this bumbling idiot gm from TOR

i can’t fathom how a guy as smart and well adjusted as KP is on a hot seat.

by CleBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 9:54 AM PDT reply actions  

listening to this bumbling idiot gm from TOR

i can’t fathom how a guy as smart and well adjusted as KP is on a hot seat.

by CleBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 9:54 AM PDT reply actions  

All the fan shots are threatening to bring the junk off the main page.

Rec-ing for visibility and Rec-ing for 1-0.

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on Apr 19, 2010 10:13 AM PDT reply actions  

I meant fan posts of course.

But you knew that.

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on Apr 19, 2010 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

I rec’d it.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Apr 19, 2010 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

aww you two are so sweet

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

5

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

did you know that alvin gentry coached

dre and the clips to a 19-39 record in 02-03, before getting canned?

by CleBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 10:18 AM PDT reply actions  

I am not sure if I want my skeletons to come out of the closet or not.

I am pretty sure I don’t, but there is nothing wrong with coming out of the closet. It is hard to not sound like a bad guy in this scenario.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Apr 19, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

closet doors are made from many kinds of wood

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had no idea he ever coached before this gig.

Dude isn’t exactly stellar on the in-game adjustments.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

we got an oregon shout out in this yahoo article. can you guess which small town gets the shoutout?

America’s Funniest Small-Town Names

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 10:21 AM PDT reply actions  

Wankers Corner

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

i was wrong….

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Want to see what the Ash cloud has done to European flights

Just look at this map. Looks like it will easing tomorrow though:

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by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 10:26 AM PDT reply actions  

look out Canada… it’s coming for you next

by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

It actually is

Its shut down St. John’s airport (which is only a big deal in as much as it is an airport designed to handle any emergency landings on over the pole flights (West coast to Europe)…

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by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

euros are soft

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Apr 19, 2010 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

They are reopening the Amsterdam airport in about an hour

Which is great news.

But yeah. It does show the advantages of a unified air traffic control system, like we have in the US . I wonder if this will lead to one in Europe.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

no, that is in the cockpit, not the outside.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Apr 19, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I give you

the fourth generation iPhone

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 10:32 AM PDT reply actions  

Looks good. I knew about the front-facing camera. Hope they make the home button stronger, it will be used a lot for app switching.

Also, I feel for the poor guy who lost it. A chinese worker who lost an early prototype committed suicide.

by Norsktroll on Apr 19, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I saw that. Then he just loses his job and not his life.

by Norsktroll on Apr 19, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Assuming it wasn't stolen. There are conflicting reports.

If he lost it, well, employees know the punishment for losing items that aren’t released to the public yet.

by Timmay! on Apr 19, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like it a lot

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree

they needed to update the exterior. im excited cause im eligible for my upgrade!

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

not sure

apple has dropped all their iphones at the end of june/beginning of july so i assume around then

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

it looks like it

but it’s actually thinner than the 3gs

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

no way

i like it a ton more than the current models

did you click the link and watch the video?

its beautiful

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

it looks pretty ugly

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"At first glance, I saw a fairly unremarkable penis." ~Sophia on Greg Oden

by Philthyanimal on Apr 19, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 19, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most of them don’t

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 19, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

take it off at&t

then i might be interested

#88

by pipgras on Apr 19, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

What’s new

• Front-facing video chat camera
• Improved regular back-camera (the lens is quite noticeably larger than the iPhone 3GS)
• Camera flash
• Micro-SIM instead of standard SIM (like the iPad)
• Improved display. It’s unclear if it’s the 960×640 display thrown around before—it certainly looks like it, with the “Connect to iTunes” screen displaying much higher resolution than on a 3GS.
• What looks to be a secondary mic for noise cancellation, at the top, next to the headphone jack
• Split buttons for volume
• Power, mute, and volume buttons are all metallic

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's what I like to hear.
“We feel like we can play better,” Portland coach Nate McMillan said. “We got the first one, but we didn’t come here to get just one.”

by Timmay! on Apr 19, 2010 10:58 AM PDT reply actions  

And I've said it before, I'll say it again

I don’t think they get even ONE at the RG, but they sure ain’t getting two.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

The suns have really ugly jerseys

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 11:00 AM PDT reply actions  

They are ORNG!

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by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, the sun has gone to their heads

by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously that has got to be one of the worst slogans I have ever heard

They are trying to be cool and use text-style lingo but they fail.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

“Will we miss football? Of course we will,” said NFL Players Association president Kevin Mawae, who confirmed that professional football players would join all other pro athletes in turning in their uniforms and shredding their playbooks by May 1. “It’s all most of us know. But for a long time now, there’s been a feeling that football wasn’t worth playing as long as Skip Bayless was able to take these ridiculously adversarial devil’s-advocate stances purely to rile up viewers and get attention. It’s better this way.”

Link

by Timmay! on Apr 19, 2010 11:00 AM PDT reply actions  

hahaha

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 19, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, this ranks as one of the worst playoff performances I've ever heard of

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2010/04/17/sports/s164146D44.DTL

The San Jose Sharks couldn’t score on Craig Anderson all night. Moments into overtime, they somehow managed to put the puck past their own goalie.

Ryan O’Reilly was credited with a bizarre goal 51 seconds into overtime following an errant pass by defenseman Dan Boyle, giving the Colorado Avalanche a 1-0 victory over San Jose on Sunday night and a 2-1 lead in the Western Conference series.

Anderson was simply splendid in net all night, stopping 51 shots.

Anderson and San Jose’s Evgeni Nabokov were locked in after allowing a combined 11 goals in Game 2 in the Sharks’ overtime victory.

Nabokov didn’t have much a chance on the winner. He was hugging the post when Boyle tried to send the puck around the boards as O’Reilly pursued him. The puck wound up sneaking in between Nabokov and the post.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 11:01 AM PDT reply actions  

Seriously, how do you get 51 shots, dominate the entire game, then lose on an own goal less than a minute into OT???

Answer: Be the San Jose Sharks. They’re as clutch in the playoffs as the Phoenix Suns.

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on Apr 19, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh come on

The Suns don’t deserve that, they didn’t lose as a 1 seed.

if they get swept the Suns do but I don’t think that happens.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry. I couldn't resist.

You mean this isn’t the trash talking thread still?

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on Apr 19, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

brandon roy is overrated

id take Joe Johnson and Iggy over Brandon Roy

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Got to keep a level head

Its just one game, a big game but still need 3 more.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was referring more to their history of no titles, but it's still not a fair comparison.

After all, the Sharks have a history of being the most underachieving franchise in all of major professional sports. No one can match their disparity between regular season success and postseason failure.

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on Apr 19, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I know home ice means little in the NHL playoffs

But man.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I flipped over during a timeout just in time to see the puck in the net and Colorado celebrating. Man.

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Me too

I have a great ability this year to flip to OT games just as game-winning goals are scored. Happened 3 times for me so far.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Link

PHOENIX—After hearing his name in myriad trade rumors, Phoenix Suns forward Amar’e Stoudemire revealed Wednesday that, nearly two months after the NBA trade deadline, he is still trying to figure out which team he should currently be playing for.

by Timmay! on Apr 19, 2010 11:09 AM PDT reply actions  

bahahahha

play for us amare. just give us the ball, miss your shots, and leave us open.

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hate Skip Bayless. What an unbelievable tool.

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

lol, my response was intended for the other Onion article Timmay linked to above. Its better this way though.

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bayless said this morning on First Take

that the Suns are in serious trouble….the Two-Live Stews (what a lame name) basically think that Suns loss to us was “blip” on the radar and that the Suns will win the series

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, Bayless got this one right. The Suns are in serious trouble. The series is at best a tossup for them now. Doesn’t change my opinion that he’s a giant tool, a complete idiot and borderline racist, however.

Never been impressed with any of the other panelists on that show, but I hate Skip the most by far.

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

No I agree

a complete tool….he probably likes us cause LMA is from Texas

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

ESPN reporting that Louisville will open the college basketball season this fall against Butler.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 11:16 AM PDT reply actions  

uh oh

ben just uploaded some youtube vids ( i subscribe to his account, so i can see them right when he puts em up).

there he goes divulging our secrets to the world again.

by CleBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 11:27 AM PDT reply actions  

it’s ok… I’m convinced Ben is working for Nate, and this is a plot if misdirection aimed at the Suns…. since Gentry obviously reads Bedge

by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rays sweep the Red Sox. Good thing the Blazers won, otherwise Claire would be pretty depressed right now.

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 11:30 AM PDT reply actions  

Yes but still kind of shocking that the Red Sox are 1-6 at home

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by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah but Boston is already 5 games behind Tampa Bay and New York. That’s a significant hole, even this early.

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

actually 6 games behind Tampa and 5.5 behind the Yankees. Not good.

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Usually they don't crater til after the All Star Break

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by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

as of right now they have about a 10% chance of winning the divison
http://www.coolstandings.com/baseball_standings.asp?i=1

by tingeyga on Apr 19, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seems like some people are counting out the Spurs already. I don’t get that— that was a competitive game at Dallas where Dirk was 12 for 14. If he cools off at all, the Spurs have a good chance.

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 11:36 AM PDT reply actions  

Seems like a bad idea.

Oh, no, Dallas won a game they were supposed to. It’s now over?

by Timmay! on Apr 19, 2010 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

It went like I expected it to go. Mavs 4-2.

Terry had a bad game except for the dagger 3, Beaubois didn’t play at all, Haywood played mediocre. The Spurs could do a better job stopping Dirk, but he knows them so well now that this will be hard to do. Last year they swarmed him, and that didn’t work either. Kidd had a great second half. Hack-A-Damp didn’t work. If they double team Dirk from here on out, they can force Marion, Kidd, Butler and Terry to beat them. That should win them a game or two, but all in all I think the Mavs have the Spurs figured out.

by Norsktroll on Apr 19, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dirk will probably not go 12-14 again, so the Spurs have a chance. The series is far from over.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

25/10 is enough, with the occasional 35+ game

With Pop and the individual talent of Duncan, Ginobili and Parker it’s of course not over, but it’s going as expected. The Mavs have the better bench, and have upgraded 2 positions compared to last year. And last year, they won.

by Norsktroll on Apr 19, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

the Spurs have upgraded a lot more than the Mavs did since last series. They added a better Duncan and Manu, to go with McDyess and an improved Hill.

Mavs might win, but this is not the same Spurs team.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

It looks very much like the same Spurs team to me. Ginobili +1, Parker -1, Duncan equal or +1, bench sucks aside from Blair, Jefferson -1.

Then again I’m so used to seeing them for the last decade, so that feeling is probably mutual. Both teams just know each other very well from the regular season and intense playoff series. I don’t expect it to be all smooth sailing, but I have a very good feeling for this one. There were only about 5 minutes last night when I thought the Mavs could lose the game.

by Norsktroll on Apr 19, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

should be a good series.

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

People are always in such a rush to declare the Spurs dead

I think the Mavs will win, but the Spurs are the Spurs.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 19, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stein reports AWESOME NEWS!

From Twitter:

Just filed to ESPN.com: Blazers and Marcus Camby in talks on contract extension. POR hopes to lock up Camby before free agency. Link on way

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by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 11:39 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Sweet. Give that man a 2 year extension, team option for the 3rd.

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Make sure there are some incentives.

Though I think trying to win a title is already a big one.

by Timmay! on Apr 19, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like this. Hopefully this isn't a Vulcan or KP move, but rather a collaboration.

Either way, signing Camby is just smart considering Przybilla’s uncertain future.

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on Apr 19, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pryz's best case is probably the All-Star break next year

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by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

that is if we don't use him

as part of the sign-and-trade for LeBron

by tingeyga on Apr 19, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

A good move

I really think Greg can learn a LOT from playing with Camby for a couple of years.

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Apr 19, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

LaMarcus can learn a lot. Or at least focus on boxing out with Camby doing the shot contesting.

As a good high-low passer, he should also help to get those big man moves going. And he still moves very good for his age, way better than Garnett or TD move at the moment. As long as he gets no major injury and just his occasional habitual sprains and tweaks, he’ll be solid for the next 2 years.

by Norsktroll on Apr 19, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

fanshot this or something!

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Someone can do it

Go ahead, once the link gets posted, I don’t feel like doing it right now.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

done done done done done

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Link now up

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=5114282

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by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

nice!!

Good thing KP might get fired, Marcus Camby is garbage.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

YES

3 man big rotation of Oden/LA/Camby w/Pendergraph and Cunningham in spot minutes is perfect.

by atomiccafe on Apr 19, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

can anyone compete with a healthy GregMarcus Almby???

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

YES YES YES!!!

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

that would be awesome

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Rec

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 19, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Brian Berger kept trying to get his agent on 95.5 this weekend

but the agent kept delaying it cuz something waz going down. I am not sure if he ever made it on.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Apr 19, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

DO IT DO IT DO IT

That was a damn good trade by the man that is yet to be evaluated.

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 19, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hope they save KP’s job.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes

MARCUS CAMBY!!! MARCUS CAMBY!!! MARCUS CAMBY!!!

by GustyJ on Apr 19, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I actually read Canzano this morning. He had a great quote from Dean Demo

Referring to this weekend’s games —

The scores are way down, and the games are playoff-ugly. And we’re the King of Ugly.

The King of Ugly would be a good screenname.

by Corvid on Apr 19, 2010 11:40 AM PDT reply actions  

We did score 105 though. Super-efficient 2d half.

by atomiccafe on Apr 19, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

35 in Q4!

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Apr 19, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

free throws helped too.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not to put too much stock in one game

but Rudy’s performance last night underlined all my concerns about his future. It really has nothing to do with missing some 3 pointers. How many NBA 2-guards with Steve Nash defending them dribble the ball a couple times behind the 3 point line, then just pass the ball back to the point guard? Sure, guys like Sefalosha and Afflolo aren’t going to attack, but they are primarily defenders. Rudy can’t fall back on that card.

Does this concern anyone else?

by atomiccafe on Apr 19, 2010 11:42 AM PDT reply actions  

He certainly needs to step it up

I thought he looked like he had no confidence at all. He passed up shots he should take and should make.

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Apr 19, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

He missed four wide open 3s

And then hit one that was actually pretty well contested.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I've been saying for a while that the catch and shoot 3 is really Rudy's strong point

if he spots up and thinks about it, at least this season, he seems to miss far more often than when he catches it on the break, or just after getting position, and tosses it up.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

that's not the point though--I would have the same concerns if he was hitting the 3s

the fact that they put Nash on him and he had no interest in doing anything but shoot 3s kind of makes the idea that Rudy is more than a 3 point shooter suspect.

by atomiccafe on Apr 19, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

It just amplifies your point I agree

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by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly, I expect very little from Rudy. It's a lost year for him

I want to see how he looks this coming Winter. That will tell us so much more about his long term.

by Timmay! on Apr 19, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

the fact that they’re able to hide Nash on Rudy is not good for his NBA future. That’s why Bayless-Dre is so rad; they can’t hide Nash.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

the recognition was something that really impressed me about Batum's performance

even though driving to the hoop isn’t a really strong part of his game, he realized that JRich and Hill aren’t good defenders and that they don’t have a shotblocker, so he really did try to get to the cup. Sometimes it was more effective than others, but that really stuck with me.

by atomiccafe on Apr 19, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

i liked when Rudy did a little dance after Batum hit that corner three late in the 4th.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

his dance was hilarious.

it looked like he was flat footin’

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

can anyone give me a review on the for-pay KGW stream? My roommate and I are looking into splitting the cost. Two bucks isn’t so bad; but, if the stream is going to suck, I’d like to get my anger out now and not during the game.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 11:50 AM PDT reply actions  

i remember hearing not so good things about it earlier in the year. that it was choppy and all that. but i don’t know now. hopefully it will work out.

otherwise you’re gonna have to take a roadtrip as far south as it takes to get KGW.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

or use an illegal stream

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well KGW itself went out for a minute

it was during a commercial thankfully, but their feed has been pretty bad all year.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I couldn't get the thing to play. It just kept buffering and I'd have to refresh

to get it to play for a couple of seconds, then back to buffering. I finally resorted to an illegal feed which played fine, so I don’t think it was problems on my end.

#52

by annthefan on Apr 19, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks for the heads-up.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

illegal feeds

FTW

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by bow4meow on Apr 19, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 years, 20 mil for camby

with a third year team option. make that frontloaded, and i’ll call it perfect

by CleBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 11:50 AM PDT reply actions  

it’ll be more like ten million per year, I think. That’s what his current production earns, and we’ll be paying a premium to prevent him from testing UFA.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

But others will do the same.

Lots of teams with money this coming summer.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

im kinda weary about a theo-esque situation

just some fears of the past, but i do trust camby more than i do ratliff.

by CleBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with Cab below and above.

Accept paying him too much but just make it for 2 years and we’ll be okay.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

two years is a risk? He’d be an expiring in a season.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

what would that do for Greg’s extension?

and when is Nic going to get his?

is PA just gonna say screw it and pay luxury tax?

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

that is BRP’s theory. Nic doesn’t get his salary bumped up until Camby’s hypothetical deal would be gone, anyway, if it’s two years long.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

ah…i couldn’t remember when Batum’s rookie deal was up. i thought it was after next year. he’s gonna have to be one of the top 4 paid players on the team i would think.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

no need to sweat it now. the CBA will change everythin.

by atomiccafe on Apr 19, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

yep.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

after the new cba

camby will probably get something like $10.
$10/hr. which will be the new MLE

"I told somebody to stop crying," Pendergraph said after the game. "Actually, I told them all to stop crying."

by cornplant on Apr 19, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Childress.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

you don't think atlanta would match?

"I told somebody to stop crying," Pendergraph said after the game. "Actually, I told them all to stop crying."

by cornplant on Apr 19, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

not if we did full MLE

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

you don't think atlanta would match?

"I told somebody to stop crying," Pendergraph said after the game. "Actually, I told them all to stop crying."

by cornplant on Apr 19, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

not if we did the full MLE

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

ATL can't afford to spend a lot.

With 4000 fans showing up to the game and all. What a sad, sad pro sports town.

"I think he’s been doing some good things. I think he’s been doing some good things. He’s had to play a lot of minutes lately with Blake being out. I think he’s been doing some good things." -Nate McMillan

by xedubx on Apr 19, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

It really does make me sad, the whole Atlanta situation

they’ve a great, hard working team, that plays very flashy b-ball, and the only time they don’t have more empty seats than full, is when the Lakers come to town.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Before I go to class.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_ypvBcqQ0s&feature=related

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 19, 2010 11:54 AM PDT reply actions  

chris paul

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

dre, rudy, jpec for cp3

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

can we please not refer to Joel as JPEC? It feels like an insult to the guy that was on the ground floor of the rebuilding project.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions   3 recs

rec

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 19, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

we don't.

keep him. collect insurance money. he comes back and plays spot minutes, forming the most formidable front court 4-some in nba history. Joel wins a ring with the Blazers and then retires.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dwyer loves us
Kelly Dwyer
Portland looks scarier on the second watch than they did in the first.

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 19, 2010 12:01 PM PDT reply actions  

He always did.

"I think he’s been doing some good things. I think he’s been doing some good things. He’s had to play a lot of minutes lately with Blake being out. I think he’s been doing some good things." -Nate McMillan

by xedubx on Apr 19, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blazers have reached an agreement to keep Camby for additional 2 years

Waiting for league approval!!!!!!!!!

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 12:08 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

wat

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

EOD!

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 12:15 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Colangelo has that locked up.

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

hehe

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice! Saved us from ourselves

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 1:24 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Not so fast Timmay.

He hasn’t passed his evaluation.

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 19, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

but did he finish his meal?

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just heard it from Dwight Jaynes and kenny Vance on 95.5

Details of deal around $25 mil for two years with some sort of undisclosed, creative payment aspect that is holding up approval for the moment. Expected to be official within 2-3 days!

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 12:14 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

holy crudlips PA likes Camby.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow that’s a lot of dough.

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

we’re paying for it being short-term.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

This comes across as a PA decision, not a KP decision.

Just IMO. It sounds like PA did the same thing he did when he saw Theo.

by Timmay! on Apr 19, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 2:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

ftfy

Camby + DurantRoy+Batum = Dynasty

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

not according to Mr. Simmons

by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

i fixed it for him too.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahahahaha YEAH YEAH YEAH

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy smokes

these are the best back to back days in blazer history

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

i hear 2 years 25mil

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 for 25

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Worth it

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha no kidding

that money doesn’t matter much, now that we’re already over the cap.

by CleBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

giddiness is welling up inside of me.

i will now frantically refresh oregonlive and espn websites to see official word….

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

yay yay yay yay!

double whammy of Blazers Awesomeness all within less than 24 hours!

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like buying beer in the RG.

It’s worth it because you have no other choice.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

12.5 mil surprises me, for sure. That’s a ton for a guy his age, and as you say he’s not exactly been a picture of health.

Because its only 2 years though, its not too risky. Worst case scenario, he’s MCEC after a year.

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

MCEC for LeBron.

Make it happen, KP.

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on Apr 19, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s not 38 yet, right?

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's 36

Date of birth: March 22, 1974 (1974-03-22) (age 36)

by tominhawaii on Apr 19, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

so, we get him til age 38.

I dunno. I’m ok with it because it’s only two years.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's a 2 year deal

He’ll be getting paid over $10 million a year when he’s 38

by tominhawaii on Apr 19, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds like the market rate for bigs

Maybe the market rate will dip this summer, but it doesn’t seem as risky as some signings. Quality player, short contract, etc.

by Corvid on Apr 19, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that the market rate for old bigs?

I’m cool with it next year, but I imagine a lot of buyers remorse in 2012

by tominhawaii on Apr 19, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

That could happen...

but the Blazers needed to come up with a center anyway. Joel won’t be back until mid-season at best, and I don’t think we want them to go into the season with Oden starting and Howard as our back-up C.

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Apr 19, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

funny - or not reall at all.

Kenny Vance was saying the Tom Penn firing earning Camby about another 8 million. PA had signed off on extending Camby right before Penn was fired. However, when Penn was fired, it delayed the Camby signing. Camby had an awesome past two months, and a bunch of teams came calling, so his price went up.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Apr 19, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

next year is going to be ridiculous if we use our MLE and keep relative health. Holy snot.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 12:12 PM PDT reply actions  

who do you think isn’t gonna be back (other than deiner)… that’s what I keep wondering… assuming we keep our draft picks from this year, we’re gonna have to shed a couple players

by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

(Although it’s somewhat probable we have 1 of Diener, Mills, or Koponen as the third PG)

by Norsktroll on Apr 19, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s what i would guess as well.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mills is guaranteed a second year I thought

Since he played 10 games

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by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope, that’s Pendy’s contract.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

Only Pendergraph and Dante had their 2nd years kick in. Mills is on a one year minimum deal.

by Norsktroll on Apr 19, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keep Howard and have him be a practice guy only, then he retires and becomes an assistant?

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 12:20 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Mills and Diener will be gone, and possibly Juwan. Also, a trade with Rudy and/or Martell would not be surprising in the least.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is the MLE not just going to be used on Marcus Camby?

He won’t command more than that will he?

"I don't feel like I'm going to be happy or complete until I'm an All-Star. My favorite example is that it took Chauncey six, seven years. And Chauncey's been a mentor for me, and I've learned a lot from him in these last couple years. So, people can say what they want, but I'll get the last laugh. " - Bayless

by StuckeyDuck on Apr 19, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

we don't have to

we have his bird rights so we can pay him whatever and use the MLE elsewhere.

by atomiccafe on Apr 19, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, ok. Thanks.

"I don't feel like I'm going to be happy or complete until I'm an All-Star. My favorite example is that it took Chauncey six, seven years. And Chauncey's been a mentor for me, and I've learned a lot from him in these last couple years. So, people can say what they want, but I'll get the last laugh. " - Bayless

by StuckeyDuck on Apr 19, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes he will

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

we will retain our Mid Level Exception, because we’re using our Bird Rights Exception to sign Camby, as I see it. The use of one exception does not preclude the use of another.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup. And 2 years 25 million is far above the MLE.

But he’s coming off a six year deal, and his Bird Rights came along him in the trade. He was never waived during that period, only traded.

by Norsktroll on Apr 19, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can see Howard coming back

Ideally he doesn’t play a minute next year though.

by tominhawaii on Apr 19, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

We could do with Howard, what the Bucks did with Stackhouse this year.

Keep him around as a locker room/practice figure. And then sign him after the all-star break to give us a boost and insurance body for the second half of the year and play-off run.

"I don't feel like I'm going to be happy or complete until I'm an All-Star. My favorite example is that it took Chauncey six, seven years. And Chauncey's been a mentor for me, and I've learned a lot from him in these last couple years. So, people can say what they want, but I'll get the last laugh. " - Bayless

by StuckeyDuck on Apr 19, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Assistant Coach Howard

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

you don’t need to use the MLE to re-sign your own players—Bird Rights cover it.

by atomiccafe on Apr 19, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've been so happy all day.

After all the crap the team (and fans) has been through this season, today feels like Christmas.

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 19, 2010 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

think of how loaded we’d be healthy! Today rocks.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY IS BEN NOT DOING ANYTHING?

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 12:18 PM PDT reply actions  

WHY IS BEN NOT DOING ANYTHING?

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 12:18 PM PDT reply actions  

this is so reminiscent of 99-00

when we re-loaded our team with high paid vets.

im praying to the basketball gods that we stay healthy next year, cause it’s gonna be our season. i mean, a front line of oden-camby-aldridge?!!

easily the best in the league.

by CleBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 12:24 PM PDT reply actions  

But we actually have young talent

This time.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

so if Camby is staying next year…..

Oden off the bench?

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 12:25 PM PDT reply actions  

no you have to start greg

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Camby as backup 4/5. Everyone gets about equal minutes that way.

by atomiccafe on Apr 19, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

start greg at PF

bring lamarcus off the bench?

by appel82 on Apr 19, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

or bring camby off the bench

maybe lamarcus+camby is better than oden+lamarcus, since they both post up?

by appel82 on Apr 19, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depends on how good Greg looks in Training camp.

But the goal should always be to start with him.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have to start Oden

He was playing at All-Star level before the injury.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

As good as Camby’s been, its still not close to what Oden was doing— Greg gives you efficient offense which Camby isn’t able to do.

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Greg's PER was around 24 when he went out

Which is phenomenal.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's still top 10 in the league

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

i thought maybe with the way Camby helps LA so much it might matter. was just curious what people thought.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

If KP finds a way to get us Darren Collison I would be very happy
I pride myself on toughness, I hate to lose, I love guarding big guys even though I’m the smallest guy. It shows a sense of pride.

        This group of guys has such good chemistry and they’re so tough I want to fit in right way. Portland is one of those teams that I definitely want to come here. I’ve been looking at this team before I made the decision to come back to UCLA. This is one of the teams I’ve been looking at for a long time. I like their personality, they play together. It’s never one person. Brandon Roy is an exceptionally good player individually but he does anything to help them win the game.
        What I want to do is take a little bit more load off Brandon Roy. A point guard’s job is to create for others. Steve Blake does an exceptionally good job at that. I have a tendency for living in the paint the last few years. I want to do that a little bit so Brandon Roy doesn’t have to create so much. Not just create shots for myself but try to get everybody open and involved. But the biggest thing first and foremost before I talk about anything is defense. I pride myself on defense, I’ve been doing that for the last 3 years.

-darren collison

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 12:29 PM PDT reply actions  

steph curry

would be an awsome pairing with roy too; too bad the warriors would get rid of ellis before curry

by appel82 on Apr 19, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anything is possible with that stupid team

Although we may see no moves until the team is sold (which is the best thing to happen to that franchise in a long time, other than drafting CP3).

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or Devin Harris ;-)

Nets win lottery! Nets win lottery!

by Norsktroll on Apr 19, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or the Nets could just give us their #1 pick and we'll take John Wall.

C’mon…..Harris is tested. Wall is unproven. The Nets will go for that, right???

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on Apr 19, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

draft evan turner

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Possibly. If only to keep him from Utah.

D-Will and Turner backcourt is scary.

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on Apr 19, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

harris' test

didn’t go so well this year

by appel82 on Apr 19, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kevin Harlan

says that he saw Lamarcus last night after the game in the elevator at the hotel and his smile was huge and he was super happy. and our win was one of the biggest Portland has ever had.

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 12:34 PM PDT reply actions  

that was awesome

i love to see emotion out of our guys

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

gif plz

i didnt see it!

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm glad you brought this up.

Rudy on the bench did not look like someone upset to not be playing. He looked like a guy who was thrilled to be supporting his teammates. Now, certainly, we need more than moral support from this guy, but it felt good considering all of the people who seem concerned that he’s just a whinny complainer. Dude looked thrilled to be able to cheer for that win with his teammates that made it happen.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t buy into the common sentiment that he is a “whiny diva” at all.

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 19, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

bayless saying

something like ‘yeah mutherzachers’ to the crowd after his and1 was awesome too.

by appel82 on Apr 19, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep!!!!!!!!

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

and dre after his 3

keepin his hand up

so awesome

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

baller.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rather than anger

Which is what Amare showed and what clearly threw him off his game.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

There are certain players that play better when they are pissed, Roy and Kobe among them but Amare is not one.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amar''''e is at his best in the flow of the game

catching and shooting or going to the hoop. When he gets into 1 on 5 situations, his whole team suffers.

Batum did a great job denying the ball when he got switched over, and Camby’s active feet made switching viable even though Nash got his.

by atomiccafe on Apr 19, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

But Dre has no problem in those situations

Scored three times 1 on 3. Very Roy-esque

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by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

Dre is always able to keep his head up, it seems. Incredible composure in tight spaces. Once Amar’e puts his head down, he never stops to see what’s happening.

by atomiccafe on Apr 19, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amare is a finisher on offense

Ya can’t run an offense through him; he’ll make the simple pass or take the shot.

But if ya set him up and let him finish, he is obviously incredibly destructive some games because he’s such a beast.

I would love them to keep posting him up and letting him figure it out. He isn’t good at that.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 19, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

unfortunately, he said he’ll have to get away from that in the presser last night. Said he needs to get the ball on the move and farther from the basket, not on the block.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nooooooooooooooo

He’s so good just isoing in the post, let him read the defense and make a decision, it’s totally his game… nooooooooooo.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 19, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

playoffs are fun.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 12:35 PM PDT reply actions  

best part of the camby extension:

keeping him away from OKC.

now, we just gotta do something with bosh.

by CleBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 12:39 PM PDT reply actions  

No Center, no real shot OKC

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

let’s not bag on them too quickly. They have time.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

They still will need a Center.

And won’t have another lottery pick to boost their team anymore.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

They get Phoenix's pick

So two mid to late first round picks.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn, right.

Well, we’ll get to see how good Presti is drafting entirely out of the lotto and/or making draft day trades.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dunno...Ibaka can do some things.

He has a chance to grow into a legit defensive 5 yet.

"I think he’s been doing some good things. I think he’s been doing some good things. He’s had to play a lot of minutes lately with Blake being out. I think he’s been doing some good things." -Nate McMillan

by xedubx on Apr 19, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

He can definitely do somethings.

But they’ll need more in the front court than that.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus, Bosh is single

He will like a place with hot single ladies. And Dwyane Wade.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 19, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wade IS pretty handsome

For now at least. I’ve felt Wade will look weird as an older man for a while now, Norsk. I feel confident in this belief. His features will age badly because everything on his face will all get big and the proportions won’t look good. In the future… not during his playing days.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 19, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

?

yeah. he’s not attractive. when i see him i think of STDs

loveisrespect

by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 19, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stoned Temple Donkeys?

They had a great album back in the 90s if I recall. I don’t get the connection.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

cause you like treasure hunts?

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I remember some individuals of latin decent.

Who, in response to why they liked their women – shapely – stated that bones are for the dogs, meat is for the man.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0YZTXkFbEA

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

pretty good looking if I do say so.

and he already has a ring…

I wish KP and PA didn't act like schoolchildren.

That is all.

by Claire on Apr 19, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

When he has that bandaid on his cheek he is damn near irresistable

to Mort

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Wade is a good looking dude for sure.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ditto.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s gotta be one of the best looking NBA stars, right? LeBron, Kobe, Duncan, Manu, Deron… looking through the top fifteen players, a lot of them aren’t lookers.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Roy's visage doesn't scream national ad campaign

Not sure why Kobe’s does though.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brandon’s gotten better looking with age.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's also got a nice charisma about him.

Looks better than cp3

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

CP’s interesting. He looks a looot better outside of the uniform for some reason. Maybe the colors don’t suit him.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

he looks short and squat in his uniform

I wish KP and PA didn't act like schoolchildren.

That is all.

by Claire on Apr 19, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

he looks better in the summer

when he’s tan and relaxed. During the season he looks ragged, can’t really blame him however.

I wish KP and PA didn't act like schoolchildren.

That is all.

by Claire on Apr 19, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I don't think Kobe is a very good looking guy

And Brandon has a REALLY nice smile. Not as good as Juwan though, I can’t help but cheese out when he smiles.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Juwan is goofy, but it works great for him.

I miss seeing Channing smile on our bench too.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

ADORABLE

I wish KP and PA didn't act like schoolchildren.

That is all.

by Claire on Apr 19, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHERE IS YOUR FANCARD???

I wish KP and PA didn't act like schoolchildren.

That is all.

by Claire on Apr 19, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

no he is not

he has a weird pointy face and in the “Basketball is just a game” promo he gives the most genuine pedophile facial expression I have ever seen.

I wish KP and PA didn't act like schoolchildren.

That is all.

by Claire on Apr 19, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes he is

i love his nose. something extremely sexy about it.

loveisrespect

by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 19, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

whatever dude

we’re all entitled to our own opinions on what is beautiful.

BUT HE IS A LAKER. HE WEARS PURPLE AND YELLOW.

Got to be a real.fan and blindly hate him until its olympics time and then we’re all on the team of USA and I can root for him then.

I wish KP and PA didn't act like schoolchildren.

That is all.

by Claire on Apr 19, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

and even in the olympics

it’s still best to wish he sucks but USA wins

by HD on Apr 19, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with this.

Dude got the market cornered on creepy.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

i like it when he juts his lower jaw out and bares his teeth.

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 19, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like when he tries to impersonate Michael Jordan

and falls on his ass

I wish KP and PA didn't act like schoolchildren.

That is all.

by Claire on Apr 19, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

BLACK MAMBA FACE!

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

oooohhhh

yeah I’d say thats about it

I wish KP and PA didn't act like schoolchildren.

That is all.

by Claire on Apr 19, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

the emotions make the meat tender

by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh...I thought you can taste the fear

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

emo roy

only eats emo cow meat, because they share his pain

by HD on Apr 19, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kobe has majorly creepy eyebrows on that spot

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

DHoward is pretty damn good looking.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

considering he’s a big, definitely. Most bigs are awkward.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup, for a big and superstar.

He moves great and has a super smile.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

LMAO

And he has chicken legs.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could see you dating a furry.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

You board says 'sick' but your loins say meow

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's okay; you're among friends.

We won’t judge you. Make fun of you, most likely, but never judge you.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anything for you!

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I draw the line at dressing like a minor league baseball mascot

by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

sometimes there are curves involved

by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wicked cool.

Do you get to use one of those compasses that don’t give you directions?

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

We gotta stick together.

It’s a crazy world out there.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

"your loins say meow"

I lol’d

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"

Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."

by Magnum on Apr 19, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha

That’d be cute.

Well boys? You heard her! Get shaving.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 19, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I only shave when Dave gives me the okay.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

So wise.

He should have another live chat tonight so we can find out what to do next.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

o lets ask him

I wish KP and PA didn't act like schoolchildren.

That is all.

by Claire on Apr 19, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

so we need to have one

how can we get in touch with him?

I wish KP and PA didn't act like schoolchildren.

That is all.

by Claire on Apr 19, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I suppose we could e-mail him.

That would probably be more effective than my other idea, which is to go in from a mirror and say davedeckherd three times and see if he appears.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

go with the email

I wish KP and PA didn't act like schoolchildren.

That is all.

by Claire on Apr 19, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sent it!

Now we play the waiting game.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks idol

I wish KP and PA didn't act like schoolchildren.

That is all.

by Claire on Apr 19, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

going in front of a mirror could also work.

But I think we need to e-mail him.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now this would make a great screen name.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup.

The one who exposed Greg’s true ‘upside’ to us.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

People are getting really quick at jumping on these great screennames.

One day, people will probably be selling them on ebay.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, the same.

I’d be worried if anyone tried to make that their screen name.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shhhh...

(I’m the one that registered it)

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 19, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know why you registered it, too.

But your secret is safe with me.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Secret… is it still a secret if EVERYONE knows?

by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

As long as we pretend to be surprised later on.

I think it’s still cool.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that as a Man… that’s something I need to warn people about. No one wants THAT surprise late one night

by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s enough to make a guy possibly not even finish his meal.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHA

how do you get these personal photos of greg?

stalker

I wish KP and PA didn't act like schoolchildren.

That is all.

by Claire on Apr 19, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

these?

i posted one

and yes i stalk greg oden. im his picture man.

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know you only posted one

but since you post pictures all the time I was prepared for more. I’m assuming you have more.

I wish KP and PA didn't act like schoolchildren.

That is all.

by Claire on Apr 19, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh good… more camera phone pics from Greg…

by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  



"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

just died laughing.

creeper status is going through the roof.

I wish KP and PA didn't act like schoolchildren.

That is all.

by Claire on Apr 19, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh i love greg's shirt

he knows whats up!!!!

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

there's no beer in those cups

invisible beer pong?

I wish KP and PA didn't act like schoolchildren.

That is all.

by Claire on Apr 19, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

does not compute

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 19, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

thank goodness… he wasn’t 21 yet…

by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

cause thats what I'm really concerned about

I wish KP and PA didn't act like schoolchildren.

That is all.

by Claire on Apr 19, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

he has a really small head for someone his height

wow, I hope greg never reads this stuff. I LOVE YOU GREG, ITS OKAY TO HAVE A SMALL HEAD.

I wish KP and PA didn't act like schoolchildren.

That is all.

by Claire on Apr 19, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

for how small his head is on top

he makes up for it…..

nevermind

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

kinda knew a comment like that was coming

I wish KP and PA didn't act like schoolchildren.

That is all.

by Claire on Apr 19, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

you set it up!

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah I know

I’m proud someone had a good response, that was the point. I love sarcasm, wit and humor and general.

I wish KP and PA didn't act like schoolchildren.

That is all.

by Claire on Apr 19, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

...

what are you saying?

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

that I liked your joke?

I wish KP and PA didn't act like schoolchildren.

That is all.

by Claire on Apr 19, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think that’s good, because big dudes with huge heads look awkward.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really like this one

“Hey Greg…buddy….can I take a picture of you??? I can? Great!! Ok…go stand in them weeds…ya…right by the rusty pipe. Ah…perfect!”

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was at a basketball camp

have you seen Hoop Dreams recently? There is a scene where Willam is at the ABCD camp and is sitting shirtless in a dorm room eating pizza with…. Juwan Howard.

After that seeing that scene, you will likely agreed that a picture in front of a rusty pipe was a wise choice

by tingeyga on Apr 19, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

when you’re older you’ll understand

by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

what's that dog looking at?

I almost wrote “dong” instead of “dog”

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed.

he also KNOWS he has the damn best shoulders and arms in the league because he sure does love his tank tops.

I wish KP and PA didn't act like schoolchildren.

That is all.

by Claire on Apr 19, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, that XXS adidas workout shirt is purely for medical purposes

On a side note, a friend of mine is completely convinced Howard is on roids, and 50/50 on LeBron.

Free AK1984.

"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez

by blazeraddict on Apr 19, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

i doubt they are

it’s durant who is using, he’s just doing it wrong

by HD on Apr 19, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

My steroid expert friends

Feel strongly about Howard being a user, but don’t think Lebron is. He always had a beast body (yes I know HS kids can use roids too, but I doubt 15 year old Lebron was).

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 20, 2010 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't know he needed glasses

you think people call him four-eyes?

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

His facial hair is worse than Brandon's playoff beard

even in the NBA cares commercial with him, it’s all I notice.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

She must be 5'9 at least.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know her....she is 5' 3"

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's a checkbook

Holding one of those big Publisher’s Clearing House checks.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 19, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course he is!

I understand Norsk not liking it, but everyone else doesn’t have an excuse.

But I think it’ll get weird looking when older.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 19, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m meh on D-Wades looks. His body is otherwordly nice.

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 19, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

one key I see in the Camby deal is that it also gives us a Yao antidote. His issues are with long, quick guys fronting him.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 12:44 PM PDT reply actions  

And you know what

Its only a two year deal, which means limited downside.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 12:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

less downside than the hedo signing

had that worked out. even if hedo was 105% what we expected…there is still more downside to hedo than camby

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"At first glance, I saw a fairly unremarkable penis." ~Sophia on Greg Oden

by Philthyanimal on Apr 19, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

and all three of our guys are interchangeable

marcus-greg
la-greg
la-marcus

damn!! talk about versatility.

by CleBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

gives us the best frontcourt rotation in the NBA for the next 2 years

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 19, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, that’s quite debatable and depends on Greg.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Orlando, Denver and LA might challenge that assertion.

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Denver? If healthy, we’re a step ahead of Denver.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, well, health has been a pretty big issue.

Nene/KMart/Bird is awfully good.

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

you could easily make an argument, health ignored, that each of our players are better than their Denver counterparts.

Nene is awesome, but man he is a disappearing act. He makes LMA look focused.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would have had Nene as the allstar replacement over Kaman.

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nene is awesome

But you’d be upset with him as a Blazer. You’ve seen his rebound rate and stuff… he has total poop-the-bed rebounding games and he puts up 3 shots and does nothing.

I love him, he is better than LMA of course, but his disappearing games are troublesome for him being an allstar (which he DEFINITELY has the talent for… in fact, I think he easily has 20/10 + defense type talent, but he disappears for games at a time on the glass and in the post).

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 19, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

the king is the king until you get him

Odom/Gasol/Bynum are it right now.

Dwight might be better than them by himself, but that doesn’t mean Orlando has the best frontcourt. Just that they have one really awesome player who’s better than everyone else combined.

by atomiccafe on Apr 19, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll agree there. Orlando is so deep though with Gortat, ’Shard, Anderson and Bass.

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

We got a CHANCE to have the best, it should be ONE of the best, but it depends on Oden being healthy and continuing to develop.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 19, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

considering one appears to have LA at SF, I’m gonna go with RAMBO.

by atomiccafe on Apr 19, 2010 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think CARBO is Camby/Miller/Roy/Batum/Oden

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

i was gonna say! I like LA as a starter though. Seems to suit him.

by atomiccafe on Apr 19, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope atomic is right

CARBO would protect the paint.

WE MUST PROTECT THIS HOUSE!

by tingeyga on Apr 19, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Batum at point forward?

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Storyteller reports that his numbers say Camby could only sign for two and less than 22.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 12:49 PM PDT reply actions  

b/c of how his Bird Rights are structured?

by atomiccafe on Apr 19, 2010 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe that's the reason for delay in the league's approval?

are we trying to circumvent the cba to push that # up to 25?

by CleBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

yak boobies, yak boobies, yak boobies

I woke up with that thought in my head this morning. Thinking it was a sign from god I googled it and found this photo.

by tominhawaii on Apr 19, 2010 12:55 PM PDT reply actions  

why is the yak dyed red?

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Apr 19, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I'm scrolling down and come to this picture

and I KNEW who it was from before I even saw who posted it. THIS is why we have a junk drawer….yak boobies.

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Apr 19, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

So how loud is the RG going to be Thursday?

I think its going to be epic.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 12:57 PM PDT reply actions  

i can’t wait for it.

gonna be so awesome.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

More generally

I have to say that I love being in Portland the day after a big playoff win. It’s been a while and the entire city feels like its on happy pills.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s true. you can definitley feel the energy in the air on a big game. the one that’s gonna be really really awesome is the 1:30 game on saturday. especially if it’s nice and sunny out. afternoon game with good weather….everyone will be happy and pumped.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm certainly looking forward to that as well

And yeah, I went grocery shopping yesterday, BEFORE the game ,and I saw more jerseys and shirts than I’d seen a long time, and got many random high fives and head nods for my #5 throwback jersey. Gotta love Rip City

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I was driving home after dinner with my grandparents that went long

I got home just before the end of the first, I could see that virtually every window I passed had the game on.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

And not as drunk

Although maybe hung over.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it will make epic look like fail.

We’re going to show up. We’re going to show up big. This is the Blazers series now.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

If I have to have vocal chord replacment surgery (no I don't know that such a thing exists)

After the playoffs this year, it’ll be worth it.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

just run with the electronic voice-box… they are awesome (unless you’re that creepy lady smoking through the hole in your throat)

by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the Blazers cinch this thing when I'm there in game 6 (or, hahah, in game 4)

I might just pick up the whole Stephen Hawkins voice-box/wheelchair kit. I’ll probably scream and hi5 myself to the point of needing it.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep, me too.

I’ll be the obnoxious guy high fiving EVERYONE surrounding my seat. But, since it will be the Rose Garden, I expect they’ll be high fiving just as hard.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

As they are playing "You had a bad day" for the Suns

Nice.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd certainly be happy after all the presale mess

that the game i targeted when i only had a cell phone on the bus to buy tickets was 4 rather than 3, since they both sold out within minutes. And when 6 goes on sale, I’m doing whatever it takes to be right in front of a computer. Whether it means skipping class, or changin my schedule are work, I’m gonna do whatever I can to get those tickets.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll be running up and down the stairs.

And down the halls and high 5n anyone. And one who isn’t that obnoxious guy or girl at that moment will get a very serious ‘smh’ before I skip on to the next hi5

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

seek out all the suns jerseys you can find for a hi5

by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love how electric it is

after big wins. After the L*kers game I went to (thankfully the 1 of 2 I made it to was the win) people were screaming and jumping around in the hallways, chanting and clapping going down the stairs, just complete elation, FOR A REGULAR SEASON GAME! Yes, I know it was the L*kers and we love stomping them, but I can’t imagine how it will be if we seal a series at home. I need to be there though.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hollinger recommends that Gentry end the Jarron Collins experiment and start CFrye.

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 12:57 PM PDT reply actions  

He should

Collins is a joke. I think he’s an even worse starter than Fisher.

Remember, we cut him because he wasn’t as good as Juwan.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is still a lot better than Juwan, but its possible he’s worse than Fisher.

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least Juwan doesn't start

Juwan’s best use last night was as inbound passer late.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was their starter early in the year too

Yeah he can’t play D but neither can most of their starter.s

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by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hollinger quotes Amare as saying he needs to get the ball on the move rather than in post up situations on Camby. Sidenote: Camby appears to be a lot better at guarding Amare than LA, Joel or Greg.

Portland has outscored Phoenix 41-38 in fastbreak points in the 4 games this season.

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 1:00 PM PDT reply actions  

that’s pretty rich, considering to my eye Amar’e was the one stopping their ball movement on most possessions.

by atomiccafe on Apr 19, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even though he was making them

He also probably should not take as many jumpers.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

he said in the post game he needs to get the ball farther from the hoop.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Make no mistake, that would be excellent for Portland.

I’ll take him putting up jumpers over him getting low post position any day.

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on Apr 19, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Having him get the ball on the move at the top of the key, after a p+r with Nash, and driving to the rim is terrifying though.

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't understand how that didn't happen more

didn’t seem like our defense was all that clever. We just switched Camby on to Nash and Batum denied the pass to Amar’e. If that’s the best way to stop the unstoppable, well shoot…

by atomiccafe on Apr 19, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Gentry was outcoached in this game IMO. Gotta say I’m surprised to be saying that.

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

do you think that highly of Gentry or that lowly of Nate?

Nate seems to only get criticism from Blazer fans. every one that talks about the NBA outside Portland, that i’ve heard, thinks Nate is a great coach.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

As an in-game X and O’s guy? I think very little of Nate in this department.

People around the league are right to praise Nate for always having his team ready to play, but I don’t pay much attention to what they say. I hear a lot of talk about LA being an allstar level player also.

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

LA shows glimpses of being an All-star caliber player

If he can make his post moves consistent, he will be in the next few years.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d be very surprised if he ever makes an allstar team at this point.

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would help. I think you could argue that 7 of the top 9 forwards this year played in the west in Dirk, Pau, Melo, KD, Zbo, Booz and Amare.

Only LBJ and Bosh were clearly top 10 forwards among guys in the East.

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I take Josh Smith over the last three guys on your list, I think.

by atomiccafe on Apr 19, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

His first appearance was only because the game was in New Orleans and they had such a great record (without either of those factors, he doesn’t make it).

The 2nd appearance was an absolute joke and a terrible selection.

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's some good analysis

but aldridge could stil put up all star numbers like leafhawk mentioned above, say if we traded him to toronto.

by appel82 on Apr 19, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

My take is that there are all-stars and then there are ALL-STARS

David West fits into the first category.

Brandon Roy fits into the second. There is a big difference between the two.

by tingeyga on Apr 19, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

"I think he’s been doing some good things. I think he’s been doing some good things. He’s had to play a lot of minutes lately with Blake being out. I think he’s been doing some good things." -Nate McMillan

by xedubx on Apr 19, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not

We’ll see if he’s a good enough coach to adjust or if he can only have his team play one way.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

he made several serious mistakes

the most severe of which was going away from the Nash+Amare pick and roll which had been the most dangerous weapon in the NBA for three months. Jarron Collins was also a problem.

His man management of Amar’e was poor (can’t let your star get out of a big game like that), although I don’t know there’s much you can do about that.

by atomiccafe on Apr 19, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depends on the refs, honestly.

Amar’e gets in foul trouble a lot. If the Blazers can get people in position, that could backfire just as badly.

And I’d still rather him get the ball further from the basket. It just seems like the better play.

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on Apr 19, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

His best offense last night

Putbacks.

He shot, what, 3 Fts the entire night.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno. His post game isn’t particularly impressive. He thrives facing the basket and on the move, particularly in transition. If he posts Camby, Camby can eat him up with his length. He needs space to exploit his quickness and power advantages.

by atomiccafe on Apr 19, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he gets going again

Send Batum in and tell him to foul him hard.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why waste a Batum foul?

Just throw in Juwan or Pendy

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

That'll work

But Batum’s little slap seemed to throw Amare off his game for sure.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree

I think Amare was shocked that Batum wasn’t backing down. Every time Amare would try to shove Nic around in the key, Batum held his ground, and, what’s more, Batum went right at Amare on the other side of the floor. One of my favorite sequences from that game.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Batum ain't no soft Euro

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by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

a lot of times, Amare was guarded by Pryz, and that wasn’t pretty. It wasn’t all LMA.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fesenko will start at C for Utah. Ouch. We have a 3rd candidate for “worst starter in the Western playoffs,” joining Fisher and Collins.

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 1:03 PM PDT reply actions  

At least Utah has an excuse

PHX and LAL don’t have injuries to starters.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lopez?

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right...

My bad.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

ooooo b.o.b dropped airplanes part 2 on his site

feat. eminem and some fresh verses from b.o.b

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 1:11 PM PDT reply actions  

KLM is back up and operating in Europe

Projecting resumption of full service by Wednesday. Which is a good sign for my parents headed PDX-AMS Wednesday.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 1:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Supply and demand FTW

Just for my amusement, checked the prices on the Ticket Resale Center and the minimum price is now up to $70 for game 3, was $60 last night.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 1:27 PM PDT reply actions  

depending on how this plays out further…..game 6 could be huuuuuge ticket prices.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Game 6?

Don’t you mean game 4?

by tingeyga on Apr 19, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

heehee….

yes indeed.

may PHX’s knives chip and shatter!!

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

game 6=game 3 against dallas

"I told somebody to stop crying," Pendergraph said after the game. "Actually, I told them all to stop crying."

by cornplant on Apr 19, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm going

I don’t care, I’m going. And you couldn’t pay me enough to buy a playoff ticket off me.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is my feeling as well.

unless it will pay off my student loans, i’m not selling.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

that seems like a horrible fit… not to mention that I don’t think Philly is desperate enough to take Toronto’s scraps in exchange for their star)

by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can honestly say that I love what Blake and Outlaw brought to this team now.

-In Walks Rudy

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 1:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Seeing Juwan

I love what Trav brought to the back up 4

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

same rebounding with less physicality?

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Dante better than either one.

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

i like dante too

he said he was gonna develop a 3 ball over the summer

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

that plays defense

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, I meant on offense.

by atomiccafe on Apr 19, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he does, there's no reason not to play him anymore.

"I think he’s been doing some good things. I think he’s been doing some good things. He’s had to play a lot of minutes lately with Blake being out. I think he’s been doing some good things." -Nate McMillan

by xedubx on Apr 19, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

except for the ridiculous glut of talent in front of him, that is.

by atomiccafe on Apr 19, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno. If Dante has a 3 ball, I'd like to see him try to play the 3 spot in front of Webster as well.

I still think he’s a 4, but can’t hurt to try. Spot minutes at both 3 and 4 and phase out Howard. Webster as trade bait if Dante can play some 3.

"I think he’s been doing some good things. I think he’s been doing some good things. He’s had to play a lot of minutes lately with Blake being out. I think he’s been doing some good things." -Nate McMillan

by xedubx on Apr 19, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Webster is very useful long-term because he is as close as we have to a second option for guarding Carmelo and LeBron, the two guys who could very well destroy our title window if we can’t deal with them.

I hope they can find 10-15 minutes for Dante next year. Seems quite possible, even if Camby/Oden just get a “normal” number of injuries (play 60 or so games).

by atomiccafe on Apr 19, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT IS A SHOCKING REVELATION

by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s kinda funny

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

LaMarcus on Marcus
“I try to get rebounds but he takes them away from me, thats how I get 3 and he gets 17”

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 1:28 PM PDT reply actions  

hahaha

CAMBY IS A REBOUND BLACK HOLE!!

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer to think of him as a vaccum cleaner

Suctioning up the loose balls.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think we should call him Oreck

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Hoover is more universally known

you are bad at nicknames (and Nic’s Name)

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

i pick quality rather than the widespread appeal of the general population.

but you can go ahead and use your commoner nicknames……

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Camby is selfish

The good kind of selfish.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I said it last night in the post game thread

so n’yah

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by bow4meow on Apr 19, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about the other 150 plus games he didn’t play with Camby?

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Apr 19, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am pretty sure he is joking

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep

http://www.nba.com/blazers/video/2010/04/19/021910practicemov-1295253/index.html

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

+92

Great one LMA

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

they still got way too many offensive rebounds. He could have got five more.

by atomiccafe on Apr 19, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

he got me, it was funny.

by atomiccafe on Apr 19, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Simmons is sad
A Yankee fan I know e-mailed me David Ortiz’s 2010 stats and called him “Big Pop-up.” I had no comeback. I just want to cry.

Just went into my attic, pushed around 12 boxes of Xmas lights, found the Red Sox panic button, dusted it off & pressed it.

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 1:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Best 24 hours of news in a long time for Blazerland?

Other than the fact that Marsha’s brother’s sister’s best friend’s cousin said he heard that Paul Allen told KP he can’t sit next to him in the cafeteria?

by Timmay! on Apr 19, 2010 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

We won a playoff game. We finally could have 2 guaranteed healthy top Cs and PFs at all time. The rotation stepped up. We have a 2nd Eurocup winner in the pipeline. The coach outcoached another coach.

Yeah one could say so. The only negative was the allegation that PA and KP are not on speaking terms.

by Norsktroll on Apr 19, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

It seems weird that

all these contract negotiations goings-on are happening despite a supposedly poisonous environment in the front office…

by atomiccafe on Apr 19, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was guessing this negotiation was over KP's head

Purely a hunch. But if KP did negotiate this, it means PA doesn’t plan to let him go.

by Timmay! on Apr 19, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last night when KGW showed Paul Allen on their broadcast

my friend texted me and said “aww Paul Allen’s lookin cute!” and I said “ZACH PAUL ALLEN, he’s putting KP at risk.”

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

shoot dougall, you're amazin

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

where did you find this?

I wanna see moreee

"discussion topic: how well can you guys jump rope? i’m not bad. i can do it pretty fast and i can also cross my arms for a while."-Seth from PostingandToasting during a GAMEDAY thread. It was that bad.

by Claire on Apr 19, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

google

it had travis outlaw in it but i cropped him out

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

i seached "travis outlaw poster" and this came up

i took trav out cause he was just staring

see

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

here's another

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

idk if that one worked...

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

it did

"discussion topic: how well can you guys jump rope? i’m not bad. i can do it pretty fast and i can also cross my arms for a while."-Seth from PostingandToasting during a GAMEDAY thread. It was that bad.

by Claire on Apr 19, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

did he just set up a tripod aimed at the blazer logo in the back

and wait for people to shoot in front of it?
awesome

"I told somebody to stop crying," Pendergraph said after the game. "Actually, I told them all to stop crying."

by cornplant on Apr 19, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

idk ask dougall when he pops in

he’s a genius sometimes

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

however he does it, it is great

"I told somebody to stop crying," Pendergraph said after the game. "Actually, I told them all to stop crying."

by cornplant on Apr 19, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

he messed up this one

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I presume Batum was practicing the same shot repeatedly

so dougall just moved position to frame the background logo in the shot, standing far enough back to also let both parts be in focus. Probably set his SLR to take multiple shots in a row then published the best one.

It’s nothing too crazy to set up, not to take away from dougall’s skills.

by Timmay! on Apr 19, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

i do love that picture. bruce ely ftw

lessssss go #52

by dougall5505 on Apr 19, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

so shift-a'd

how many heart attacks did everyone have in the last minute?

mine were all silent because my roommate was asleep. It was difficult.

"discussion topic: how well can you guys jump rope? i’m not bad. i can do it pretty fast and i can also cross my arms for a while."-Seth from PostingandToasting during a GAMEDAY thread. It was that bad.

by Claire on Apr 19, 2010 1:46 PM PDT reply actions  

did that link work?

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES! well not that specific one

but eventually I found something that worked. THANK YOU SO MUCH!

"discussion topic: how well can you guys jump rope? i’m not bad. i can do it pretty fast and i can also cross my arms for a while."-Seth from PostingandToasting during a GAMEDAY thread. It was that bad.

by Claire on Apr 19, 2010 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

no prob bob

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Storyteller is quite good.

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 19, 2010 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-RLqLx1iYI

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

"my wife's boyfriend broke my jaw with a fence post."

neato.

"I told somebody to stop crying," Pendergraph said after the game. "Actually, I told them all to stop crying."

by cornplant on Apr 19, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmmm, it would be nice if I could find a highlight video of the game

that actually showed US. You know, because WE won, NOT the suns.

So why are they all showing 80% suns baskets?

"discussion topic: how well can you guys jump rope? i’m not bad. i can do it pretty fast and i can also cross my arms for a while."-Seth from PostingandToasting during a GAMEDAY thread. It was that bad.

by Claire on Apr 19, 2010 1:51 PM PDT reply actions  

This one has a few nice plays by us.

by atomiccafe on Apr 19, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

i saw that on the titles

and decided not to even click; i think they do most of them before the game ends.

by appel82 on Apr 19, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

im waiting for the one from NWsports100

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are the best

although, I wish it would include key defensive plays, instead of just all the made offensive plays.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Apr 19, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

The idea with this though is similar to why hard candies and to an extent, mints, exist

 which is as as appetite suppressant, though mints are of course more used for “breath assistance”

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pfft, I work at home and have a metabolism that many of my friends hate me for

I’m just pointing out what I think is the point the picture is trying to get across.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

cool

i was just trying to make a joke, hopefully catholic bedgers don’t hate me for.

by appel82 on Apr 19, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha, it's all good. the double down horrifies me, by the way.

I’m legitimately frightened that food has come to that. And I really hate the commercial.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

HMMMMMMM where is last nights Amazing Race episode at??????

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

it wasn’t on last night.

there was a country music award show on

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahhhh thats why i cant find it

stupid country music

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Our lineup next year could look something like this
  1. 8 / 11 / 30
  2. 6 / 24
  3. 25 / 6
  4. 2 / 2 / 33 / 5
  5. 1 / 2 / 9 / 31

All-Draft Pick Team ;)

by Norsktroll on Apr 19, 2010 2:00 PM PDT reply actions  

dang Euros screwing up our high picks.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Any speculation about whether the extension of Camby represents calmer waters in the front office between KP and PA?

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 2:04 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

That depends on who is leading the negotiations. Miller or KP.

by Norsktroll on Apr 19, 2010 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep. This seems like classic "PA said we could open the purse-strings" behavior

And since it was rumored that KP wasn’t the primary negotiator in the past…

by Timmay! on Apr 19, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s not ugly… it’s all of his physical features that are ugly

by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

goofy looking

big time goofy looking

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am not gonna sneak into his hotel room

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is he doing to Noah?

The Vulcan Death Grip?

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he looked like a cute kid in old photos

Like, when he was 8. But the problem is, he looks exactly the same now. I think he’s hella goofy looking.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 20, 2010 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Chris webber calling tge Juwan Howard show right now giving the blazers props for tge win!

Posing as some guy named Julio, faking Juwan out!

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 2:22 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

your h’s look like g’s

by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've been practicing my Mexican

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 2:32 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Hey that pisses me off!!

My fake name is Julio

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

hilarious interview

C Web had some really complimentary stuff to say towards Juwann— mentor, ultimate professional, etc… then went on to say Andre is the real deal… which of course everyone around here already knows

Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. - Missy Dizick

by bow4meow on Apr 19, 2010 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Webb played with Miller in the Philly days, right?

Pretty cool.

by atomiccafe on Apr 19, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was it Philly or Washington?

Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. - Missy Dizick

by bow4meow on Apr 19, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dre never played for Washington… so it’s Philly

by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh yea

thought you meant Webber and Howard… i misread

Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. - Missy Dizick

by bow4meow on Apr 19, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

everyone except our favorite antagonist John Clownzano

He was saying on the radio today that the consensus around town was that Dre would be packaged and traded in the offseason, and we’re still not sure his game fits with Roy’s. Stir the pot Clownzano, your hater stew tastes like crap.

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

dougall!!!!

i guess the game is at 7 and not 7:30 on thursday so we can meet at the fountain at 6:30 if you’re here in time!

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 2:24 PM PDT reply actions  

ok sweet

lessssss go #52

by dougall5505 on Apr 19, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I stopped reading everthing but the JD

After one game, I already feel the need for big picture post from Dave. I think he’s riding the high too though.

by tominhawaii on Apr 19, 2010 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, a big picture post would be nice…
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btw. did you know that when Andre Miller isn’t consuming human sacrifices, he walks on water

by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if hypnosis would help you turn the corner on Dre

Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. - Missy Dizick

by bow4meow on Apr 19, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope

I already know I won’t be able to handle his slow start next season. We’ll see how this all works out over the course of the summer.

by tominhawaii on Apr 19, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

hold on there my friend

I think the slow start was due simply to the acclimatization curve… now that Andre is on his groove I would expect him to get out of the gates much faster next year…

Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. - Missy Dizick

by bow4meow on Apr 19, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

The slow start happens every year.

It was a normal occurrence even during his last season on the 76’ers. The good news is he stays healthy, rests during the summer, and plays like an all-star when the playoffs come around.

You have to take the good with the bad.

by Nick Van Excellent on Apr 19, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's worth it.

It just means he never makes the all-star team.

by Nick Van Excellent on Apr 19, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Absolutely worth it.

Although I hope that he and Rudy get something going if Rudy is going to be with the team next season. I think he’s the guy who can make a difference in Rudy’s next level of growth on this team. That might happen in training camp.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Basketbawful

They [the Blazers] are officially the NBA equivalent of a movie serial killer, right up there with Michael Meyers, Jason Voorhees, Freddy Krueger and whoever else you wanna name.

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"

Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."

by Magnum on Apr 19, 2010 2:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Look at these photos

If you look at my wife’s boobs, you can see she’s wearing a cool shirt

Look at these Australian cigarette packs. I made them small so they’re not as gross.
The first one says “smoking causes blindness” and the last two are lungs.
http://i838.photobucket.com/albums/zz307/tominhawaii/04042010021.jpg
http://i838.photobucket.com/albums/zz307/tominhawaii/04042010022.jpg
http://i838.photobucket.com/albums/zz307/tominhawaii/04042010023.jpg

by tominhawaii on Apr 19, 2010 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Cool shirt?

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Apr 19, 2010 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's a Blazers shirt

The other photo is all boobs and I didn’t think I should post that one.

by tominhawaii on Apr 19, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

hehe

what shirt? What dog?

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

“here’s to little dogs and the GD revolution!” mickey rourke

by HD on Apr 19, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol, Cuban's video guys might take the game a bit serious. Mavs vs. Rockets (?) Tron-style.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-I5Og4Pe6U
From the makers of “The Big Nowitzki” and “Stevenson’s Abe Lincoln tattoo talks to the fans”.

Also they cut together a nice season highlights package, though despite some nice Beaubois highlights I’m probably the only one who gets giggly watching this clip. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OmYWOzqKss

by Norsktroll on Apr 19, 2010 2:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Ben is working on one of his Blazers defense/offense posts

seeing a bunch of videos on youtube from him being uploaded from last nights game

/cambyfive

by CroRupt on Apr 19, 2010 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

It's funny reading all the excuses at BSoS

Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. - Missy Dizick

by bow4meow on Apr 19, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions  

This is the playoffs man!

People gotta step their game up!

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 19, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm already focused on the next game

I put the past behind me and I’m thinking about tomorrow.

by tominhawaii on Apr 19, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't quantify myself with such trivial ideas as time. Bwahahah.

…..

…..
..

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.
…………

(me too)

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 19, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

What will the Suns to do contain AM?

Will the Zer’s be able to adjust? How much longer does Nate let Rudy start when Bayless is clearly playing better? Are we in a Rudy experiment or a Bayless experiment and can both experiments be experimented together or at the same time?

by tominhawaii on Apr 19, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno if the Suns can do much to defend ALL of our guards. They might figure out a way to minimize the effectiveness of Dre or Jerryd but their D is porous at best.

I think Nate keeps Rudy out there as a starter just to keep consistency. Whoever is playing better will get minutes though. Rudy/Jerryd/Martell all understand this and are happy to support their team at this point in the season.

Experimenting has to happen. Brandon is out and players will get into foul trouble. I think the Blazers know how to beat the Suns and believe that they can. That might be the most encouraging thing for me.

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 19, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think another reason

that Nate will continue to start Rudy is so that the Blazers always have either Miller or Bayless on the floor to put pressure on the Suns guards. If they both start, there will be times when there is no one to drive to the hoop.

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Apr 19, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t even want to imagine how we would try to score with a Rudy-Martell-Batum lineup. Seriously.

by atomiccafe on Apr 19, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't follow

Suns fans were totally dismissing the PTB, looking past us. I don’t think Blazer fans are doing that to them

Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. - Missy Dizick

by bow4meow on Apr 19, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

outside of here… some are talking sweep

by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

well for me

I’m just glad Portland got the Suns attention. I still say this series is anyones for the taking. But both teams have a legit shot at it… But I was impressed with how Portland played and I think the PTB style of play is more suited to playoff basketball then the Suns

Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. - Missy Dizick

by bow4meow on Apr 19, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Especially if we can keep making them play OUR ball

and slow it down as we did last night.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

on Barkley

how many times have I heard this guy say “live by the jumper, die by the jumper*.”

(*exception Phoenix)

Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. - Missy Dizick

by bow4meow on Apr 19, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

good thing Portland can't win a basketball game

but we got some skill in making teams we play lose games… Oh, Barkley Logic.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

except we totally vindicated Barkley, didn't we?

Our offense in the fourth quarter was like layup-layup-3-pt off penetration-layup-floater-3 pt. of penetration-layup-ridiculous Dre 3 pt.

We beat the suns because we don’t rely on the jumper anymore.

by atomiccafe on Apr 19, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

for whatever reason

I still kind of like Barkley, but his constant insults towards the Blazers get pretty annoying. And I do hate that in winning, we essentially made him right.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, but we all knew it

Blake at the point was a steady hand for the regular season, and his three point shooting really helped us hum along by creating space for Brandon. But in the playoffs you just need another attacker.

by atomiccafe on Apr 19, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Miller is definitely an upgrade over Blake for this team

but Blake’s ability to free up Brandon I think was a huge part of Roy’s development into an All-Star. Maybe this makes me sound stupid, I just think the two of them worked great together. having said this, I don’t miss Blake much, especially with the emergence of Camby

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it's part of Roy's development

Playing with spot up shooters is simpler, but in the end having another attacker takes less pressure off, even if it is more difficult for them to develop chemistry.

by atomiccafe on Apr 19, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let me correct that

Playing with spot up shooters is simpler, but in the end having another attacker takes less more pressure off, even if it is more difficult for them to develop chemistry.

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

and that’s the crux of the issue: it’s easier to play with Blake, and makes Brandon’s stats pretty, but it ultimately lacked flexibility and was dealt with in the playoffs.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Barkley is right whether or not he's also an idiot.

There have not been a lot of teams that rely on most of their points coming from iso-jumpers who have made it far in the playoffs.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought we thoroughly outplayed them

Of course, every game will be different, but any talk about how it was fluky because Amar’e played poorly and they missed a lot of open threes needs to be tempered in two ways:

1) Our gameplan was essentially to stack the middle with extra help vs. Amar’e, deny the pass, and make Nash a scorer out of the P+R. That’s part of the reason Amar’e was bad.

2) They didn’t miss that many threes. Before going into desperation mode (1:28 to go down 7), they were 10/25 (40%). So they hit a bunch of threes at their season clip, and we still were beating them.

by atomiccafe on Apr 19, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Camby being kinda able to switch onto Nash helped a lot.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Camby on Nash

how awsome is that action?

Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. - Missy Dizick

by bow4meow on Apr 19, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep

played it real smart too, didn’t let him get by and orchestrate, let him take the jump shot. Nash got his but didn’t get others involved.

by atomiccafe on Apr 19, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

This would be very nice.

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 19, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I fully expect this series to go 7 games.

It just feels like one of the series that will go the distance and sap all the energy out of both teams.

Or maybe that’s just indigestion.

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on Apr 19, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fixed
I fully expect this series to go 7 6 games.

7 games probably throws the series to the Suns.

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Apr 19, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then yes...

it is indigestion.

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Apr 19, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I think there is a post about the Finals. I didn’t open it though.

by tominhawaii on Apr 19, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

hehe….

too true. we shouldn’t get overconfident.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

and that's all they are

We just beat you at home without Roy! Muhahahahahhaha

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"

Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."

by Magnum on Apr 19, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

umm ok...Suns are as soft as marshmellows

But I want the Suns to be the villain come Tuesday and tear the heart out of Portland. technicals, physical dunks, posterizations, maybe even a statement flagrant. I want them to hate us. Basically, I want us to be their equivalent to our Spurs.

Just for a little while.

/cambyfive

by CroRupt on Apr 19, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

they all think they should run zone

Forgetting that the two possessions they did it, we went inside out for an easy dunk and a wide open 3.

by atomiccafe on Apr 19, 2010 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you sad cause he didn't do it??

Man that is cold Morty

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

^ That comment probably wasn't cool

please disregard

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU WENT TOO FAR 92!!!

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

people have gone waaaay farther than that on here.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

caps are for peasants.

my sarcasm is typed in regular letters and if people can’t get it that’s their problem!!!!!!2

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

especially if they are carved out of wood....

….and then used to bash someone over the head

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

truer words have never been spoken.

sticks and stones can break my bones, but words can never hurt me…..unless they are made out of sticks and stones and then used to break my bones.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Got some words and some heads in mind?

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I play it by ear ...usually

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

twss

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOOM!

BLT’s second cousin just got TiH’d!

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Camby, Blazers agree to deal – Portland Tribune

Some nice quotes from Camby himself in here.

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on Apr 19, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions   3 recs

REC

REC
REC
REC

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 19, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, that was not the best choice in pictures. His agent should call the paper.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Apr 19, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

sweeeeet

I’m glad it’s just a 2 year deal.

Oden, Camby, Aldridge big man rotation is scary.

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"

Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."

by Magnum on Apr 19, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

with the advantage of Camby being that he can play alongside either Oden or Aldridge. Just a beautiful frontcourt.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

who starts?

Oden or Camby (assuming either is healthy)

Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. - Missy Dizick

by bow4meow on Apr 19, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I start Oden, because he’s the future. We’ll see.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

if they're both healthy

Oden makes sense because Camby can come in for either Aldridge or Oden

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"

Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."

by Magnum on Apr 19, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

It doesn't matter who starts

I wanna know which one will be leading the fast break

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Apr 19, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mar-cus Cam-by!!

Clap-Clap, clap clap clap!

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, it worked for Vlade

Free AK1984.

"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez

by blazeraddict on Apr 19, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nic Batum is a monster. Everyone read his blog post.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, that whole thing about the French being soft

Nic says no

Free AK1984.

"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez

by blazeraddict on Apr 19, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’ve been waiting to see a “Nic never surrenders” sign at the RG since he’s been here. i still haven’t seen one though.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha. Nic and his dirty french mouth.

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 19, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

That thing is long

I’m half way down and I had to take a little break. It’s so big and hard to swallow in one try.

by tominhawaii on Apr 19, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

is this supposed to be ironic?

twhs

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"

Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."

by Magnum on Apr 19, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

take your time.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Apr 19, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was good

I can’t understand why Mortimer hate’s Nic.

by tominhawaii on Apr 19, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

juwan calls him ‘young scottie’?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 19, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

and that last paragraph is awesome

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 19, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

so what does this mean?
Here I did 31 pts, with 7 rbds, 7 assists, 3 steals, with 43 of eval. [european stats] in 28 min, it’s not too bad :)

What is 43 of eval?

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Apr 19, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mispelled.

They track how ‘evil’ a player is in europe. 43 of evil in just 28mins is HUGE!

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Coincidentally it's the year those guys would need extensions. Good timing all around.

Nicolas Batum Portland Restricted F.A.
Jerryd Bayless Portland Restricted F.A.
Rudolfo Fernandez Portland Restricted F.A.
Andre Miller Portland Unrestricted F.A.
Jeff Pendergraph Portland Unrestricted F.A.

by Norsktroll on Apr 19, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Rudolfo

What a lame name.

I need to go write a Start Bayless Now fanpost.

by tominhawaii on Apr 19, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

reply fail

in response to Norsk

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like this pic of Dirk

I picture his un-seen feet are in the “keep on truckin’” pose.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 19, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL….he so DOES look like him.

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Apr 19, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaha

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Drama in the fanshots

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Apr 19, 2010 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha.

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 19, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 19, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just got deleted.

One guy posted this:

To which another guy responded this:

YOU STOLE THIS

Hey JERK, I made this image and posted it days ago on REAL GM….

http://forums.realgm.com/boards/viewtopic.php?f=28&t=1003295&start=90

WTF. I was going to post this here. You stole my image. This is beyond not cool.

I am informing BlazersEdge. Very Very very uncool.

-brandon goldner

by Corvallis, OR on Apr 19, 2010 3:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

and now you’ve stolen from him again… JERK

by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is super cereal about this, too.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know thats bad stuff and all but

What a tool.

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 19, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh wow, drama for real

that is pretty insane it got stolen though, and didn’t the original fanpost, the one that plagiarized, have several recs?

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU STOLE THIS

Hey JERK, I made this image and posted it days ago on REAL GM….

http://forums.realgm.com/boards/viewtopic.php?f=28&t=1003295&start=90

WTF. I was going to post this here. You stole my image. This is beyond not cool.

I am informing BlazersEdge. Very Very very uncool.

-brandon goldner

by Corvallis, OR on Apr 19, 2010 3:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Regarding this picture

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Apr 19, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

jinx

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

you stole it, JERK. Very Very very uncool

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Apr 19, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

This snarky comment, posted by Ash, is a STOLEN COPY of a copy I MADE minutes ago and posted on BE. See the original here: http://www.blazersedge.com/2010/4/18/1430131/sweep#35189218

I am sorry I didn’t post this to BE sooner, and I was going to today before I saw someone had stolen and taken credit for it.

- eyedull thyme

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quick on the BFT

“I was at the Phoenix practice today and you could practically hear them puckering.”

I love that

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 3:45 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

I'm starting to feel sorry for Suns fans

It’s going to suck for them when the Zer’s sweep them.

by tominhawaii on Apr 19, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

we’ll only sweep in 4 cause we can’t win the series in 3 games

by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I doubt we sweep them, but just this one win is enough to bring back a lot of bad recent playoff memories. In fact, the Suns already overachieved this year too. Last season after acquiring and then dumping Shaq it looked like they were going nowhere fast and had to blow up the team by trading Amare and/or Nash. With Nash playing remarkably healthy and solid again as well as Kerr finding some little nuggets to round out the rotation, that has been postponed.

by Norsktroll on Apr 19, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Translation: “They are going to be playing a lot tighter than yesterday.”

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Apr 19, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's an old prison rape joke

Quick could hear the players bung holes puckering because they know the Zer’s are going to Zach the hell out of them like fresh meat’s first night in a cell with Mortimer.

by tominhawaii on Apr 19, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks for explaining Tom, I was confused.

also, thanks for not being graphic.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmm….that sounds sarcastic….which isn’t my intent.

your comment made me laugh, Tom. well done.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man

I got that from Shawshankness. It ain’t like everyone here hasn’t seen Shawshank.

by tominhawaii on Apr 19, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

last one anywhere I think

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m famous

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 19, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

you should see A Prophet.

cloudy was the first one to see that here.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

POIDH

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh please no

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

:(

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

twhs

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Apr 19, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Translation:

Somebody forgot to add the sugar to their lemonade

by tingeyga on Apr 19, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

Makes lemonade not taste very good (assuming lemonade CAN taste good. I personally hate lemonade no it isn’t spicy).

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 19, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHUT UP LEMONADE ROCKS

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 19, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

heehee

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I must rec this.

"I think he’s been doing some good things. I think he’s been doing some good things. He’s had to play a lot of minutes lately with Blake being out. I think he’s been doing some good things." -Nate McMillan

by xedubx on Apr 20, 2010 2:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

lemonade is one of my favorite drinks

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am fan

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

No it isn't

It taste like sour sweat from hobo pits. It’s the most annoying drink in the world.

Oh, please, more drink that makes me even more thirsty than before and is both too sweet and too sour all at once! What a lucky boy I am to have such a magically disgusting drink!

GROW UP BLT.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 19, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Morty only consumes things with a Ph equal to or greater than 7

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 19, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clip off about 30% of your taste buds

and be normal

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well....no....you have to use a laser and actually burn them off...but same diff

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think you drank the wrong lemonade.

good lemonade tastes like lemons and is refreshing. sounds like you’ve only had stuff that is way too syrupy and sugary.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love this stuff

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have tried this stuff

It ruined my day. I couldn’t get un-thirsty for a week after it. Makes my mouth go blegh.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 19, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is your greatest nightmare...burritohead wearing a lemonade mask for Halloween

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahahaha

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha

I do like lemons in a drink, like tea or soda, but lemonade is barf city.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 19, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never had it.

But I don’t like cucumbers!

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 19, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love cucumbers!

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

A japanesey restaurant I went to had it

It was actually pretty good. It was just water in a big tub with cucumbers in it, instead of lemons. Was nummy.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 19, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

weird.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

eerie.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still wear Adidas shower shoes.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Until someone presents proof to the contrary.

You two are the same person to me from now on.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Too bad I've tried every lemonade in the world and you are wrong.

Soooo thirsty making, whether fresh or canned or frozen or anything. I hope lemonade gets punched in the face, it makes me angry even to consider it as a drink.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 19, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

i guess i know what not to get you for your birthday then

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good good drinks.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s in the drink hall of fame.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like iced tea

But lemonade ruins it. Makes me thirsty just thinkin’ about it!

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 19, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

translation

Alvin Gentry has a salad and it ain’t gonna toss itself

by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

airplanes part 2 with eminem

http://www.2dopeboyz.com/2010/04/19/b-o-b-airplanes-pt-2-f-eminem-hayley-williams-cdq/

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

THIS IS A NEW ONE

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone compares him to Andre Miller?

This is a pretty dope tune.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I KNOW

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Naw, really man, this is the ish.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I KNOW

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

ew

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

what?

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

what are you talking about?

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

welllllllllllll

you should never judge anyone/anything beforehand

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

His voice sounds bigger than he actually is.

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 19, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah hes not small.

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 19, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

twss

& you’d noe.

loveisrespect

by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 19, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do know. I know things.

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 19, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your mancrush on B.O.B. is approaching Average BEdger – Andre Miller levels.

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 19, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s approaching Batum levels…

by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

i posted this because of Em's verse

it is absolutely insane. you can feel the emotion.

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha Rec.

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 19, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

i can't stand em's new canter

idk what happened but it seems that at one point in his career he said “how can i make everything i rap sound annoying?” and he just stuck with it

by HD on Apr 19, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really? I think its pretty cool.

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 19, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

He has slipped quite a bit in his last few albums.

IDK. Maybe its trying to go more mainstream? Maybe he’s constantly trying to expand his repitoire. Maybe he has just become too overproduced. He still puts out some pretty cool stuff, albeit at a lower frequency then he used to, and I will always <3 him for “The Eminem Show.”

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 19, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

ya'll need to check out everything that rhymesayers is putting out

atmosphere
brother ali – been to two of his concerts here in NYC and I LOVE HIM. So inspirational.
Toki Wright
Grieves with Budo

I wish KP and PA didn't act like schoolchildren.

That is all.

by Claire on Apr 19, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll check it out!

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 19, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

since when is DOOM with rhymesayes?

if it’s underground labels were talking about I prefer Def Jux
aesop
el-p
cage
mr. lif
cannibal ox

by HD on Apr 19, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

i like aesop

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 19, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

cannibal ox=yes

idk when doom joined.

I wish KP and PA didn't act like schoolchildren.

That is all.

by Claire on Apr 19, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

it must have been recently

it would explain why he just released a compilation album and born like this, new label gotta crank out some albums

by HD on Apr 19, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah it was probably recent

because I can’t remember him being on the bill for last years soundset

I wish KP and PA didn't act like schoolchildren.

That is all.

by Claire on Apr 19, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

i probably won’t watch any playoff games except for Blazers. until the Cavs need to try anyway

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

really?

no Lakers/Thunder, Dallas/SA, Nuggets/Jazz???

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 19, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

why do I keep agreeing with you today? Geez.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I told you, we are practically the same person.

Too bad all the good matchups are in the Western Conference though.

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 19, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

No way.

I said practically.

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 19, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope.

don’t care. the only intriguing series there is Dal/SA. Nuggets win in 5 (i’d say sweep except i figure the Utah home crowd is good for at least one win). LA wins in 5 or sweeps (and even though I want the Thunder to win, I don’t want to have to watch them). and none of the east coast round 1 series look all that exciting either.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just like watching basketball!

And there is NOTHING better than playoff basketball.

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 19, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah. I’ll watch any series just because basketball is beautiful and wonderful and amazing.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I HATE BASKETBALL

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

It sucks that the Cavs don't have to try in this series

because, as I’ve mentioned, Bulls are my team in the east, and it’s too bad they’re just gonna get blown out 4 games in a row.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah. once Lebron has to do special stuff I’ll tune in. and i’ll watch 2nd round series out west. LA-Denver, Dallas-PDX will be good.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

pete carroll is such a suck up
@PeteCarroll: What’s gotten into the @pdxtrailblazers?? Huge shorthanded win last night!

by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

lame-o

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Apr 19, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

its the whole paul allen thing

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kinda like Pete Carroll..

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 19, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

its a trap

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

(Closet USC fan)

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 19, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

and he's late to the party

We’ve been doing that all year Mr. Carroll!

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

i like it

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 19, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Always room for one more bandwagoner

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Apr 19, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know the last time around went poorly toward the end, but considering what PA has gone through and his immense resources…

are we going into another round of seriously gunning after a title? What are our thoughts on this?

It appears to me that the good teams are way into the tax, so to compete, we’ll have to get up there too.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

the window was cracked open at the start of this season, re-signing camby opens it a bit further

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 19, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

there are two issues as I see it

1) we fail to stay healthy.
2) we fail to mesh, leading to intense scrutiny of Nate, Brandon, Greg, et al.

If those two things don’t happen, we are better than any Western team this season, and possibly next season. Though I think Houston will be pretty good with a healthy Yao.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

the health though

is an argument for pulling out all the stops right away. Brandon is entering what should be his 4-5 most productive years right now, and who know how healthy he and Brandon are going to be for that window. So we have to make sure each of those years maximizes our chances to win it all.

by atomiccafe on Apr 19, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heck, Orlando is going for it now with Vince… but they know they can easily just find a new player when he’s too old. That should be our MO as well. Find talent, use it, find new talent. We have the core.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Greg has a better chance of being healthy next year than Yao does (fingers crossed)

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

seems like next year will be a big year

(or at least that’s the way PA sees it). Splashing that kind of cash on Camby means we think we can win the title next year. Spend the MLE on a quality player and we arguably have the most talented roster in the league (if healthy).

by atomiccafe on Apr 19, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the biggest key is adding another good veteran, either a wing or a combo guard. We’ve seen this year that you can’t replace experience. Any ideas for a good, playoff-seasoned wing? I like Childress, but I’d love a cagy 33 year old.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't think of anyone feasible

Josh Howard could probably be had and you could hope for a return to form…
Gilbert Arenas? naaaawwww
Maybe you could pry Stephen Jackson from Charlotte with the right combination of players and picks, but he’s probably not a “culture guy” for KP + co.
Devin Harris is rad and veterany, but he’s a point guard.

Not a ton of options really.

by atomiccafe on Apr 19, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't believe DS didn't say Travis Outlaw.

So here I am saying it for him.

I am completely joking, but you he would be serious.

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 19, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, we still need a backup PF

and Travis > Dante

Free AK1984.

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by blazeraddict on Apr 19, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agree.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

incorrect

Dante is a bench player who fits a nice niche. Outlaw is a 6th man type and an offensive gunner, he’s a poor fit as a backup PF behind Aldridge and a little bit of Camby.

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"

Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."

by Magnum on Apr 19, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

his name is larry sanders

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 19, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I also wouldn’t be totally opposed to bringing back Blake given the right contract. He could play backup PG, then you could move Jerryd off ball where he’s more comfortable. In the end I wouldn’t want to do it because Nate would play him too much, but…

by atomiccafe on Apr 19, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

it gives us the option to go Royfense™.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

blerg. Forget I said it. I’m just going to trust Rudy to work on his game this summer and get to be as good at dribble as Blake was.

by atomiccafe on Apr 19, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t necessarily hate the option to spread out a defense and let Brandon work; it’s exceptionally effective against some schemes, like the Lakers’ strong side zone. I just worry that Nate would overutilize it.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm confident I know what that video is about

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"

Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."

by Magnum on Apr 19, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why isn't it time for game 2 yet?

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"

Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."

by Magnum on Apr 19, 2010 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

cause

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

this song be stuck in my head all weekend

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 19, 2010 4:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I was hoping you were thinking my thoughts.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

too soon

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"

Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."

by Magnum on Apr 19, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait until we win game 2

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"

Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."

by Magnum on Apr 19, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, I was thinking about that

but that would mean less attention

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"

Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."

by Magnum on Apr 19, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look at the chest hair!

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 19, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't get how you can like girls and chest hair

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"

Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."

by Magnum on Apr 19, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haralabos Voulgaris rates the NBA's worst defenders.

link

Making the list are:
Jonny Flynn
Kevin Martin
Andres Nocioni
Charlie Villanueva
Andrea Bargnani

Honorable mentions are: J.J. Barea, Jeff Green, Yi Jianlian, Drew Gooden, Al Jefferson, Will Bynum, Jordan Farmar, Derek Fisher and David West.

by Nick Van Excellent on Apr 19, 2010 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Jeff Green rates as spectacularly awful by the numbers but not so bad by the eyeball test. It’s an interesting one.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

He looks athletic.

I’m not sure if he is actually a good defender although he could become one.

Voulgaris uses an interesting system. Sort of like hot-spots only more detailed and defender specific. Like what happens to Kobe’s hot-spots when he’s being guarded by Battier as apposed to the rest of the league.

by Nick Van Excellent on Apr 19, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

intriguing. I think it could also be that Green is truly an awful defender at the 4, but would be good at th e3.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Green tries

He just has a bad body for post defense, and isn’t quick enough for most SFs. He’s just stuck in limbo land of defensive positions.

He tries, he’s athletic, he can do team defense, but it just ain’t enough.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 20, 2010 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

it’s never enough, Mr. Bond.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 20, 2010 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

How were the games today?

I almost crashed my car on the way home today because I was so tired. That doesn’t happen often. So I slept through the games even though I only meant to sleep for an hour or so. My body said I needed it.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 20, 2010 1:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I missed them too! study groups, then hit the gym.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 20, 2010 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Who won?

I have too many tabs open to open a new one and check myself.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 20, 2010 1:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Deron Williams went crazy

33 pts 14 assists. Greatest PG to ever play the game.

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 20, 2010 1:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh no you didn’t.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 20, 2010 1:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Was Denver just bad

Or the Jazz just on fire? How does Boozer and AK47 look?q

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 20, 2010 1:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

No AK47...he's out for the series.

I didn’t watch all of the game closely, but Boozer was good, and Korver hit a big three in the end. Melo had a silly foul at halfcourt with 30 seconds left and fouled out. Billups took an ugly 3 pt running floater to tie it at the buzzer that was no good.

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 20, 2010 1:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Jazz were definitely on fire.

They shot like 68% in the first half.

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 20, 2010 1:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Utah on fire in the first half, Denver comeback, competitive 2nd half, Denver idiot meltdown in crunchtime.

by jksnake99 on Apr 20, 2010 1:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

romar just signed a new 10 year contract

does this mean oregon went after him or possibly he just lied and said oregon went after him, either way sounds believable

by HD on Apr 19, 2010 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

MLIA. meh.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just after I spent a week resetting my wife's mp3 player and getting the sync working, and the data copied back over...

Some [word deleted] decided to snatch it from her at the gym when she got distracted for a second.

We officially dislike all people at the moment.

by Timmay! on Apr 19, 2010 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

should have bought an ipod

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

cause those never crash or get stolen… smh… you need a ps3

by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heheh.

None of the companies will help track it after the fact either. They don’t like the responsibility.

by Timmay! on Apr 19, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, tracking things is a touchy subject… but you’d think they’d have a way to disable it or something

by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dang, that sucks.

My freshman year of high school someone jacked my mp3 player. My parents thought I had someone take it on purpose so I could get an iPod.

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 19, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another Boondocks season 3 promo. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRzzTTy74Gg Flagged for language.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Timbo does NOT like us signing Camby.

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 19, 2010 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

So’r U

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 19, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lakers fans are the biggest haters.

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 19, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

so you're not a blazer fan?

I wish KP and PA didn't act like schoolchildren.

That is all.

by Claire on Apr 19, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was just a question actually

I was just wondering if you are both a laker fan and a blazer fan (like timbo) or if you like one more than the other, OR if you are just a general NBA fan and don’t pick a team but watch all the games instead.

I wish KP and PA didn't act like schoolchildren.

That is all.

by Claire on Apr 19, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Claire, this road can only lead to heartache, pain and confusion

by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve gotta learn how to spin poi.

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 19, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

why? just a question

I wish KP and PA didn't act like schoolchildren.

That is all.

by Claire on Apr 19, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

honestly how can you like the Lakers and the Blazers?

thats kinda like being a virgin porn star

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by Philthyanimal on Apr 19, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahaha rec

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is a good question though.

In my life, I went from a Laker fan as a kid, to not a fan at all, to a general NBA fan, and then became a Blazer fan in 2005.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

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"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

How can anyone hate on that signing?

There are four possible outcomes, all of them positive in some way:

1. Camby plays well, backs up a healthy Oden, championship window opens next year
2. Camby plays well, Oden continues to have injury problems, we still have a defensive anchor with Roy, Batum, LMA, Bayless and Miller making people look silly. Championship window opens next year.
3. Camby shows his age, GO is healthy. Championship window opens next year.
4. Camby falls off, Oden can’t get healthy, we have JPEC (next year) and MCEC (2 years) to find a center.

Free AK1984.

"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez

by blazeraddict on Apr 19, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blah

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quite so.

Of course, if it wasn’t a hospital, it would have been a church or a school. People are just messed up.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

what?

thats horrible

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

SMH wut?

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 19, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Knoxville. Couple hours ago. 5 hurt. SMH indeed.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

Lame.

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 19, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd say something bad about the South

But that would be rude even for the JD.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

ouch

dwyer:

Watching Amar’e Stoudemire and LaMarcus Aldridge battle to rebound is not watching rebounding at all.

by atomiccafe on Apr 19, 2010 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"

Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."

by Magnum on Apr 19, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

roybot

gchat?

I wish KP and PA didn't act like schoolchildren.

That is all.

by Claire on Apr 19, 2010 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Credit the Bulls

Hanging around for now.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 5:48 PM PDT reply actions  

yay!

at least making a fight out of it.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Although I'm afraid LeBron and co will decide any time

To say “Enough of this crap” and go on about a 20-4 run.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure, sure

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mike Rice??

I wish KP and PA didn't act like schoolchildren.

That is all.

by Claire on Apr 19, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

BE rules

Whenever anyone says “He/they can do that” the proper response is “Sure, sure.”

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Claire has been gone for a while

by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was trying to be like

“mike rice?? you’re skywaker9?”

it was sarcasm. didn’t read over the internet.

I wish KP and PA didn't act like schoolchildren.

That is all.

by Claire on Apr 19, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Chicago keeps taking terrible shots

it will be even easier for Cleveland to do so. And man that arena is SILENT right now, except for the annoying announcer and pumped in sound. how can Cleveland fans be quiet?!

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

They're nervous

This whole winning thing is foreign to them.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

DS

I just found out we’re not friends on FB

this must change

I wish KP and PA didn't act like schoolchildren.

That is all.

by Claire on Apr 19, 2010 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

DSox is a great FB friend.

He joins so many groups and fan pages everyday that one can’t help but find something worth joining also. Like the ‘From Portland Go yourself Barkley’ Group.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

are we FB friends idol?

I wish KP and PA didn't act like schoolchildren.

That is all.

by Claire on Apr 19, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Could be. Thought so. Maybe not.

My avatar is a black boy with a big afro. Can’t miss me.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope. We weren't.

Friend request sent.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

accepting

I wish KP and PA didn't act like schoolchildren.

That is all.

by Claire on Apr 19, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

FB hasn't done a ton of interconnecting yet.

As evidenced by our only mutual friends being BRP and Corvid.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

have we got any further in our quest?

or do we have to call in our secret weapon?

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have gotten nothing!

Besides from Clare accepting my request and getting a request from pipgras. I think we may need our secret weapon. If anyone can get in there, it’ll be her.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

well we need to break her out

i wanna know!

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cool I'll e-mail her.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

rec

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 19, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

thank you for hyping me

i also found someone with the same exact name as me that lives in medford the other day and he became my friend

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha we are now

:)

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is true.
I’ve known Nate a long time, he’s not a real flexible guy.-Alvin Gentry

by Nick Van Excellent on Apr 19, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

LeBron posterizes James Jones

Nice: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZlYo-6VEXc

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by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

i think he killed him

someone check johnson for a pulse.

by CleBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's 100% honest

About all he’s done, unlike a lot of folks.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

CAMBY!

that is all.

EP FTW!
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by TheTinfoil on Apr 19, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

So I finished a long game on 2k10, and it got to the summary of my game, and then froze. It keeps looping all the plays of the game, but it won’t go past this screen, which means the game won’t save, meaning I lose all my skill points. It’s almost enough to make me quit playing this damn game.

EP FTW!
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by TheTinfoil on Apr 19, 2010 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Which platform?

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by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

360

EP FTW!
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by TheTinfoil on Apr 19, 2010 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, then, I run PC so can't help you

Only suggestion, try pressing all of the buttons.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

great suggestion

I wish KP and PA didn't act like schoolchildren.

That is all.

by Claire on Apr 19, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

That and banging lightly on the console

Two old school fixes that seem to work at times.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe he should take it out and blow on it

by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hear yelling at it is a good one

I wish KP and PA didn't act like schoolchildren.

That is all.

by Claire on Apr 19, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate when games glitch so much

at your xbox is still okay (hopefully) RROD a little worse than the old NES flashy screen, which I only think was worse because I was young and sensitive in those days, and now I’m a man of steel nerves (I promise…)

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

should be at least.

lack of sleep +remaining excitement jitters from last night=terrible at multi tasking

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

best fix for every game

throw the control at the tv. if this doesnt work kick the system

#88

by pipgras on Apr 19, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

that happened to me once too

i was pissed

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Singler coming back to Duke

Don’t know about that decision but wish him the best.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait, Cleveland is only up by 2? What gives?

I bet they wish they’d played their guys against Chi at the end of the regular season so they could have cakewalked through the Raptors, leading by 30 at halftime in all 4 games.

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Tunovers mainly

All the stats heavily favor the Cavs.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just checking in

Yes I watched the game ,yes I am still smiling,yes I am having a a good time,end of comment

by southern oregon on Apr 19, 2010 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

We love you!

Have fun!

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

second this!

I wish KP and PA didn't act like schoolchildren.

That is all.

by Claire on Apr 19, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can really tell how bad LeBron wants to win

based on how serious he is during his in game interviews. Regular season LeBron is one thing, postseason he’s a completely different beast. I’m glad we don’t have to worry about him until the finals, and I hope if he does leave Cleveland, he stays in the East.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok...I am compiling a list of things that Mort hates...here is what I have so far

Chipotle
Lemonade
fake boobs
soap

What else??Anyone?

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Damon Stoudamire

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Mortimer is filled with love… and candy… sorta like a Pinata

by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Let's hit him with a stick!!

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

that led me to this… here… which I guess answers lots of questions about why Germany lost the Great War

by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahhh

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

so...

Chipotle
Lemonade
fake boobs
soap
sleep
Thunder
Mighty Mouse
Phones?
Hair!! (this another of mine)

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

pickles
beans
sugary soda

by appel82 on Apr 19, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

kobe

lessssss go #52

by dougall5505 on Apr 19, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard that you hate soap

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 20, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

But I love soap

I smell real nice, too. Everyone says so. I am enchanting.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 20, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

a structured offense in 2k10

lessssss go #52

by dougall5505 on Apr 19, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, I'm whiney

The list—

I feel like I wouldn’t hate Chipotle normally.

Lemonade; might as well drink ocean water for how thirsty it makes me after having a sip.

Fake Boobs (they are a shame)

How did SOAP get on the list? I am a big hand washer and soap it up all day. Did you mean MEN’S COLOGNE? Or the hand soap at the gym that smelled like a Russian man’s cologne and I thought a Russian ghost was in my car driving home?

Sleep

The Thunder (an abomination)

Damon, worst non-rapey Blazer ever

Pickles (but in general, vinegar type thingies)

Appel mentioned beans, which means I bitched about beans before, but I eat beans all the time when in something else. I just hated them as a kid growing up, the texture. But it isn’t a strong hate. Just don’t prefer them.

Phones are the worst. It’s been especially annoying the last few days because my voice is gone because of my cough but I’ve had to do a lot of talking lately, in person and on the phone, and I gotta basically yell when on the phone to make my voice heard and it sucks.

Oh, I hate Andres Nocioni also. He is worthless, both as a basketball player, and likely as a father and man in general.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 19, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

The whole point of the list

was so I could put “soap” on it. I am implying that you smell

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 20, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

It made me laugh when I figured out what the smell was

I literally thought an Eastern Euro immigrant had gotten into my car, sat and made everything smell like his cologne, didn’t take anything, and left.

And it was the kind of perfumey hand soap that doesn’t wash off easily. I washed my hands 3 times when I got home and could still smell it.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 20, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hahahahaha

Hilarious, Mort.

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 20, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

You shoulda rubbed your butt

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 20, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

The handsoap smell would just mix and make anything smell awful

The handsoap plus fresh baked cookies woulda’ been awful.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 20, 2010 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hope you choke on my corneas jerk-wad

(hehe…jerk-wad)

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 20, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am also fond of "dill-hole"

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 20, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm so glad I don't have to work on Friday

I already know that whatever happens Thursday, I’ll have trouble sleeping.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah, last night I was debating turning off the game

so I wouldn’t go to bed angry (because I thought we would lose). Instead I couldn’t sleep because I couldn’t stop smiling!!!

I wish KP and PA didn't act like schoolchildren.

That is all.

by Claire on Apr 19, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

The James Bond movie franchise has been effectively canceled

They’ve canceled plans for the next movie (“Bond 23”), which was to be released in 2011 or 2012. No further release dates are imminent and production has shut down.

The movie studio that owns the rights to the Bond series, MGM, is in financial distress and is up for sale. Until MGM’s status is resolved and they’re under solid financial ground again, there is not expected to be a revisit into the future of the Bond series. At best, it’s pushed out a number of years.

While they’re not saying so, it makes me wonder if they’ll wait so long that they’ll be forced to reboot again.

by Timmay! on Apr 19, 2010 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

That sucks - Daniel Craig is taking Bond in a cool direction, I like the edge he puts on the role

Free AK1984.

"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez

by blazeraddict on Apr 19, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

interesting.

too bad they screwed up Quantum of Solace so bad cause they had a really good thing going after Casino Royale. I figured that’d be an easy trilogy.

but Solace was pretty awful.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 19, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Olympic hero Ryan Miller and his Sabres are in some trouble here.

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Not Miller's fault

If you can only score 1, you’re not going to win many games.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah. They lost, bummer. Buffalo is my team in the East, partly because of my upstate NY soft spot, and partly because how could you not become a Miller fan during that Olympic run.

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was simply the most amazing performance I have ever seen by Miller

In Vancouver.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice.

Just to be clear, this is from BASKETBAWFUL. I do not own this picture, and it is not my intent to steal it without proper citation.

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 19, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

hahaha

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL!

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Caption

Jerryd:" Nic…..you are stepping on my nuts!!"

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 20, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Bulls are dumb

Just give up already and let LeBron win.

by tominhawaii on Apr 19, 2010 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I agree with Wheels

 saying that Suns fans and media saying it was a “blip” and “aberration” that we won works for our advantage

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey

If they’re gonna keep counting us out, We’re gonna keep winning.

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 19, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

Keep thinking that Suns and maybe I won’t even have to carve out time to watch a certain event a week from tonight.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I only think it matters if that’s what the Suns believe. I think the Suns realize they need to figure out a way to help Amare score more efficiently, and make things a little tougher for Andre, or they are hosed.

Whether they will be able to do that is up for debate, but I don’t think the opinions of the PHX fans and media matter.

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

And we need to improve too

Our pick and roll D in particular.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Ever since I got to Portland, everywhere I’ve gone, the people have embraced me like I’ve been a Blazer my whole career — or actually, like I’m originally from Portland," he said. "Everybody has been really gracious. Everybody has been thanking me — the fans have been tremendous.

"They’re the main reason why I decided to stick around, as well as us having a great group of guys on the team, and the coaching staff."

by Timmay! on Apr 19, 2010 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

You're welcome Marcus!

EP FTW!
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by TheTinfoil on Apr 19, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoever started the “Mar-Cus Cam-by” chant should get a 1% cut of the deal.

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's cool to have a player do that.

Yeah, he got a nice contract, but it works for us too, and we’re set up for a great big rotation. Man.

Hope Oden is healthy.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 20, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

How is she famous? I do not get it at all.

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

She'll have a few hits and disappear as her fans get older, unless she does a huge makeover later.

Every generation has a few throwaway stars… she screams “look! I got 15 minutes!”

by Timmay! on Apr 19, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

the face paint was insanity

EP FTW!
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by TheTinfoil on Apr 19, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

The shake commercial, the news, Ryan's monologue, and the awful first musical segment were worth watching

I can’t remember if there was anything else. It’s very up and down. Not their best episode.

by Timmay! on Apr 19, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just youtubed her two performances.

I don’t know what was going on there. Maybe we’ll have to ask PG why young people like Kesha.

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 19, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

my friend anders claimed her as a poetic goddess

however he was wasted and possibly also stoned. So… yeah.

I wish KP and PA didn't act like schoolchildren.

That is all.

by Claire on Apr 19, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha makes sense.

The lyrics in the songs she sang on there were sooo bad. And she can’t sing a lick.

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 19, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

There were at least two repeat sketches too

The “home break in security” one, where every man wants to attack you, the single female living alone in a 5 bedroom home… and something else, crap, I forget… but another already made fake commercial or digital video thingy.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 20, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tie game in Cleveland

Waiting for inevitable Cavs run.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

deng is finally playin like the 70 mil man

he was supposed to be. man, this guy used to be such a beast a few years ago before his injuries.

by CleBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, there are some fairly well known BEdgers doing some borderline trolling over at BSotS. I hate that.

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah

One of my rules is never troll a team’s blog after you beat them (unless they are a rival and PHX is not) because think about how you would feel in the reverse.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’ll get hit with the Banhammer if they keep up their stuff.

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 19, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I went over there and had a good back and forth with a few Suns fans

then some others got in on the act and started throwing out names and generally acting like 12 year olds.

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"

Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."

by Magnum on Apr 19, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate it too.

Even though Seth blaming the refs is one of the dumbest things I’ve ever seen an SBN blogger write.

Actually that’s not true. The Rockets and Bulls bloggers have both said some really dumb stuff. I take that back.

by Nick Van Excellent on Apr 19, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Cavs sold out the entire year this year for the first time in franchise history

They said on TNT. We laugh at that.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Rectastic.

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 19, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

MSNBC confirms it.

Link

-The pre-game introductions are sponsored by the upcoming film “The Losers,” which means the word “Losers” is prominently displayed beneath the Lakers’ starting lineup. This is the last time the Lakers would be called “Losers” all afternoon.

by Timmay! on Apr 19, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe its real

Looks very LA style.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

fan-freakin’-tastic

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

literally have been sitting here laughing for 2 minutes

hahahahahaha

who was the idiot who thought this was a good idea?

I wish KP and PA didn't act like schoolchildren.

That is all.

by Claire on Apr 19, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s awesome.

when cross-promotion goes bad

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a jerk.

dougall deserves his rightful credit.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man Chicago got jinxed

the announcers have been talking about their ability to O-board all game, and then they toss two of them out of bounds to start the 4th.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Sick move by West for the And 1

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by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cavs are dangerous in so many ways

they’ve got long range shots, they can penetrate, they’ve got shot blockers, and pretty good defenders, and they’ve got the inevitable NBA love bonus. Oh, yeah, and they’ve got those dudes LeBron James and Shaquille O’Neal; I’ve heard they are pretty good.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the 4th time Andre has been on a lower seeded team with a 1-0 series lead, as well as the 3rd year in a row.

He has never won a playoff series.

The other 3 were all real tough matchups— against Orlando last year, Detroit the year before (both were #2 seed) and as a Nugget in 2005 against the Spurs.

Just fyi. Presented without comment.

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

did any of those teams have the

“no on believed in us” mentality?

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"

Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."

by Magnum on Apr 19, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I'm not sure either way what to think.

The talent was limited on some of those teams, and the 2005 Nugget team had a young Carmelo who wasn’t ready for prime time.

I’m not sure if there’s a takeaway from that or not.

by Timmay! on Apr 19, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

True.

Although the Pistons, Spurs, and Magic were all approximately a billion times more talented than the Suns.

They also had more ways to adjust. I’m not sure how the Suns keep Camby off the glass unless they break his arms and I’m not sure how they keep Miller out of the paint, even if they break his arms.

by Nick Van Excellent on Apr 19, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

funny story

it’s actually a mistake that one of the construction people/engineers made.

by CleBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh okay.

well it’s not the only one i’ve seen like this.

loveisrespect

by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 19, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bound to happen

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my God, this whole "motivated LeBron" thing is pretty spectacular

Free AK1984.

"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez

by blazeraddict on Apr 19, 2010 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

after health

he’s the biggest deterrent to our title hopes.

by CleBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

all the cute kitteh pictures always make me sad

i can’t have pets in my apartment and had to leave my kitty at my parent’s house, and i only see her every once in a while now.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did growing up, and I'm still more of a dog person

but my mom hates dogs and finally compromised with us getting a cat, and of course, being my first non-fish pet, I loved it.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

really?

superstitious black cat creepy? or other creepy?

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just think cats are jerks

But I don’t hate them, I know where I stand with them. Right under inconsequential and right above pure hatred.

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

+92

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

That cat looks just like Dwight from the office!

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

i saw this earlier today and laughed for a good few seconds

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 19, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

These are good. My favorite has nsfbe language though.

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 19, 2010 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

BSoS has a practice report up

looks like Nash going to stay on Miller, and they did alot of shooting

/cambyfive

by CroRupt on Apr 19, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

fools!

there’s nothing they can do!

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"

Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."

by Magnum on Apr 19, 2010 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Make it 7 Mariners!

7 run third inning and its still going, 7-0 Ms.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

woohoo!

hopefully Fister can keep it up

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wha- wait... what?

Something doesn’t seem right with that sentence…

MARCUS CAMBY!!! MARCUS CAMBY!!! MARCUS CAMBY!!!

by GustyJ on Apr 19, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

heehee…..

at this juncture i say we are no longer allowed to talk about Doug Fister and the game he is throwing.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Flagrant 1 on Melo

What the heck just happened?

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Rudy on Nash
Will you attack Nash differently next time? I don’t think so

/cambyfive

by CroRupt on Apr 19, 2010 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Seth Polack (owner of BSos) Blaming the Refs
and I hate to be that guy blaming the refs but I will say that the Blazers got a lot of breaks…

That moving screen on Amare was a weak call and Bayless set a pick on Barbosa that was both two hands on the chest pushing and he was moving his feet. No call

There was a block on Dudley by Webster that got his arm and not ball. No call. Frye and Amare both had blocks that got ball and maybe a little body. Fouls

Bayless jumped into Amare on a drive and got the call. Camby slapped down on Amares arm and stripped the ball. No call.

Also, the Suns best unit on the floor in the fourth was Dragic, Amare, Dudley, Barbosa or JRich and Amundson. They moved the ball very well and defended. Amare was able to get some clean looks and Dragic ran the pick and roll with Amare to perfection finding a wide open Dudley for a three.

This game really was pretty darn close. No reason to fear the next one. I feel much better after watching that final quarter again

/cambyfive

by CroRupt on Apr 19, 2010 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

He hates to be the guy blaming the refs, huh?

Then he really must hate himself. I mean look, he’s hating himself over and over and over in that quote.

MARCUS CAMBY!!! MARCUS CAMBY!!! MARCUS CAMBY!!!

by GustyJ on Apr 19, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

"I hate to be the guy, but" is right up there with

“Some of my best friends are XYZ, but” and “No offense, but”. If you want to say something, man up and say it – the passive aggressive whiney routine is annoying

Free AK1984.

"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez

by blazeraddict on Apr 19, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't mean to sound like a racist but...

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not bashing player X, but…

by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

look I don't have anything against the gays but....

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

look, I don't mean to disparage your face but....

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no comeback

You just snot-bubbled me

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I'm gonna take a Bedgecation.

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

we got here as fast as we could!

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's almost like it was playoff basketball

and the Suns weren’t ready

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"

Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."

by Magnum on Apr 19, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

That little Batum slap

Said it all, the Blazers came ready to fight, the Suns didn’t.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember no such thing in the last 11 months

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"

Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."

by Magnum on Apr 19, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

The thing was Amare spent pretty much the whole game looking to be bailed out by the Refs

This led to him playing frustrated and making stupid fouls, as many bad calls that affected the suns, there were a lot that the refs didn’t call the Blazers way, and a lot of no calls that the crowd got upset about, that given a second look ended up being good calls.

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s weak. Really weak. I feel compelled to point out that there was a lot of bellyaching over the refs in here after game 1, even though we lost by 79.

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

at least you could make the case that they had fewer personal fouls in the game, at the very least, very least. The fouls were equal until they were intentional at the end of the game.

And what of the bogus moving screen on LMA with two minutes left?

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I said it was weak. The refs did not give the Suns the game by any means.

I’m just saying Blazer fans don’t really have much of a high horse to stand on when it comes to whining about refs.

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think games involving Ken Mauer should count against us (or anyone)

by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was ranting at Seth there, sorry for being unclear.

It’s just that this game wasn’t physical. We aren’t Houston, who were very rugged.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

were=was

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of the few things I have less patience for than whining about refs is bellyaching about other people whining about refs. So, I’ll just disappear from this part of the thread now.

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s less about the refs and me still fuming about Seth “pwning” me the other day.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its a blog dude. Chill.

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 19, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was teasing :)

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did he really “pwn” you?

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 19, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, he said something sarcastic like, “but fine, it only matters who scores the most points,” because I was over-simplifying defense. His argument was that the Suns eFG% was better, so they were a better defense. I said, they don’t force turnovers, so it washes out their good eFG%.

It was really silly. I lost respect for his analysis, to be sure.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

He kind of sucks

I’m sure it gets annoying managing a blog all day for little to no income, but he’s as arbitrarily hostile as BlogaBull without being as funny. Not a good combo.

Free AK1984.

"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez

by blazeraddict on Apr 19, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

actually, he does get paid by SBN. He’s an administrator for the network.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bummer eh? Still, it makes me glad that we have Dave and Ben.

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 19, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

No kidding

My guess is Ben’s on Yahoo or SI.com in the next 3 years

Free AK1984.

"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez

by blazeraddict on Apr 19, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

at least he’s not grungedave.

btw, what happened to Phoenix Stan?

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was Seth’s pen name.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, didn’t realize. I always liked Phoenix Stan lol. Maybe he’s changed.

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

did you see that Synergy is now available to the public?

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah. this is going to add a couple years to my grad school career.

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m debating the thirty bucks.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I put everything extra into playoff tickets.

But will get this next month or soon. Too valuable and interesting to pass up on this.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ken Mauer dicking over the Nugs this time

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

that guy's out of control

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can't believe they're letting him coach playoff games.

I fear us drawing him for a home game, the Rose Garden is going to be a VERY nasty place if it’s anything like that Dallas game.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope they don't let him coach!

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

They're letting him COACH???

Now we’re all screwed

MARCUS CAMBY!!! MARCUS CAMBY!!! MARCUS CAMBY!!!

by GustyJ on Apr 19, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Over at the Nugs blog

They hate him too.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm sorry!!!

I can’t multitask at ALL today, and I’m trying to work and Junk. Now I’m embarrassed.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't be, it makes it more fun!

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's understandable, there's not much difference between refs and coaches

They both have pre-determined strategies for how a game should go, they both make snap judgments, often without enough (or any) information, and there are very few in the NBA worth a crap.

MARCUS CAMBY!!! MARCUS CAMBY!!! MARCUS CAMBY!!!

by GustyJ on Apr 19, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've said it before and I'll say it again

I know the names of way too many NBA refs, mostly for incompetence/pricikish personalities. The only NFL ref I know the name of is Ed Hochuli, and that’s because he should be playing linebacker, not reffing

Free AK1984.

"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez

by blazeraddict on Apr 19, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Refs that make themsleves the story

Suck at their jobs.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

that guy should be in a comic book

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ian Eagle on the call— this is the first time I’ve heard him on TNT. He calls a good game.

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Andres Torres needs to go away. #SFGiants

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

i just watched the movie Big Fan.

horrible.

it makes me glad sports isn’t that important in my life.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

you didn't like it?

I’m a pretty big Patton Oswalt fan, and a GIants fan, so when I saw that on Netflix instant queue, i had to check it out, and I thought it was okay. The final scene was crazy.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

i like Patton Oswalt and he was pretty good in it. i just thought it was a lame story. way too hard to believe. i don’t think anything the guy’s reaction is anywhere near realistic. unless he’s mentally unstable. i don’t believe sports is that big a part of anyone’s life. if something like that happens, it puts stuff in perspective really quick. all of that made it too hard to care about the Oswalt’s character.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah yeah I agree with that for sure.

I think they kind of gave off hints that he was a bit mentally unstable though. He seemed very emotionally unstable and, if I remember, didn’t he live with his mother, who yelled at him for calling into his sports radio shows? It wasn’t a great film, but Oswalt was okay, and it was a fun movie to watch for distraction purposes while I worked.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah i guess. to me he just seemed like a loser. but a willing one. not necessarily mentally unstable though. although they seemed to want to say he got that way after he got beat up.

that scene where he got beat up really didn’t sell the injuries he sustained either. after they showed him in the hospital i was like, “wait….that put him in the hospital?”

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha yeah, it wasn't the most well edited/written film

I was thinking the same thing after that, especially because his injuries were supposed to be quite severe.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

i just told myself he got his head stomped on a couple times after they cut the scene.

the direction was pretty poor. sorta disappointed in the writing as it’s the same guy that wrote The Wrestler, which was really good.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we had Fesenko on our team, I might start rooting for another team.

EP FTW!
http://16.media.tumblr.com/9N2P6wFyQqyavb17MUEdieCXo1_400.jpg

by TheTinfoil on Apr 19, 2010 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

He reminds me of Sloth from the Goonies. “Fesenko Loves Chunk!”

Most inexplicably NOT Clark Kellogg?
Addicted to Quack

by Matt Daddy on Apr 19, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fister with a no-hitter though 4.5

Mariners up by a touchdown.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

you who was awesome?

Lloyd Moseby. I loved that guy.

EP FTW!
http://16.media.tumblr.com/9N2P6wFyQqyavb17MUEdieCXo1_400.jpg

by TheTinfoil on Apr 19, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

i had to look him up.

he sounds cool though.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's my fav baseball player ever.

I was a HUGE Toronto fan as a kid. no particular reason. I think Moseby was my first baseball card, that’s why.

EP FTW!
http://16.media.tumblr.com/9N2P6wFyQqyavb17MUEdieCXo1_400.jpg

by TheTinfoil on Apr 19, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

worst. name. ever.

MARCUS CAMBY!!! MARCUS CAMBY!!! MARCUS CAMBY!!!

by GustyJ on Apr 19, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahah

Most inexplicably NOT Clark Kellogg?
Addicted to Quack

by Matt Daddy on Apr 19, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dick Assman would disagree (real name, saw it in a Letterman phonebook ree)

Free AK1984.

"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez

by blazeraddict on Apr 19, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't forget former NASCAR driver Dick Trickle

also not kidding

MARCUS CAMBY!!! MARCUS CAMBY!!! MARCUS CAMBY!!!

by GustyJ on Apr 19, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I lol'd the first time I heard that on Sportscenter

Free AK1984.

"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez

by blazeraddict on Apr 19, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

good ole’ rusty K would also like to be considered for the crown

by HD on Apr 19, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Dick Harter is not on that list I am disappointed

Most inexplicably NOT Clark Kellogg?
Addicted to Quack

by Matt Daddy on Apr 19, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dick Seaman and Harry Colon?

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ryder Strong aka "Shawn Hunter" on Boy Meets World

Great porn star name right there

Free AK1984.

"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez

by blazeraddict on Apr 19, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

My wife just asked me if Fesenko has Down's Syndrome.

She was legitimately concerned that he was being allowed onto an NBA court.

EP FTW!
http://16.media.tumblr.com/9N2P6wFyQqyavb17MUEdieCXo1_400.jpg

by TheTinfoil on Apr 19, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

rofl

"I’m getting more expensive by the game" - Amare Stoudemire

by In Walks Rudy on Apr 19, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

My cousin's goal is to be as good a CF as Franklin Guttierrez

Smart kid, that one.

Free AK1984.

"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez

by blazeraddict on Apr 19, 2010 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Guti has been on fire to start this season. i hope this is his major leap year and not just a hot streak.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he's a legit .275-.285 hitter with 20 HR power and 25 SB speed

He strikes out a lot though. That’s my only nit, and he more than makes up for it with his glove and defensive range, he would be a fixture in the lineup if he was a .120 hitter the way he plays D

Free AK1984.

"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez

by blazeraddict on Apr 19, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah i agree. and he’s only 24 i think….maybe 25. i’m hoping he settles in at about .290 and being a 25-25 guy. those might be high hopes but i think with all the doubles he’s hit….the homers aren’t far behind.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dang! I though he was 27 or 28

Free AK1984.

"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez

by blazeraddict on Apr 19, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Born February 21, 1983 - still awesome tough

Free AK1984.

"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez

by blazeraddict on Apr 19, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

i could be wrong about the age….let me look it up…..

aaaaaaand…….

i was wrong…he is 27. born Feb. 1983. i thought he was younger.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow, I just watched a super good episode of Bones

For those in here who watch it (I remember a few do) it’s the season one episode with the little girl who has cancer, and Angela makes her the glasses so she can see what it’s like to be in the Louvre. I didn’t really expect this show to be good, or moving, just mindless entertainment, but i’ve been pretty impressed.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh...yeah...that was good one

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gah id go crazy if we where playing the Jazz

How do they not call Carrying on Williams

/cambyfive

by CroRupt on Apr 19, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

hahaha….

you were kidding about the “is LF harder than RF?” thing right? please tell me you were kidding about that.

I really need Cain to win tonight…..

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was sort of kidding. I know it makes no sense, but it would be the only explanation for what Bochy does, so I thought I’d at least ask some real.baseballnerds. I hate Bochy so much.

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha…

always remember….

Ichiro plays RF

Manny Ramirez plays LF. that’s the best way to remember.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quite the removal from youth league where you stick the scrub in RF for his

mandatory inning in the field

Free AK1984.

"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez

by blazeraddict on Apr 19, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s probably Bochy’s reasoning. He doesn’t realize that the major leagues have righties that know how to go the other way AND lefties that know how to pull the ball.

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s what happens when you start getting left handed hitters and righties with the ability to go the opposite way. haha

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its funny how that changes as skills change.

Through high school it was usually stick your worst fielder in right.

by Jerb on Apr 19, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is a good point.

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I predict another Cain no decision.

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

sure is looking that way. i was hoping he got rid of that particular disease.

Ryan Dempster has it too.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow!!!!!

great play by Figgins!!!

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

nice pick at first by the pitcher too

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Figgins with one of the "2-3 plays that makes a no-no happen"

Free AK1984.

"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez

by blazeraddict on Apr 19, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

we aren’t talking about anything but defense…….

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is how I see Southern Oregon going out. No reliance on anyone

EP FTW!
http://16.media.tumblr.com/9N2P6wFyQqyavb17MUEdieCXo1_400.jpg

by TheTinfoil on Apr 19, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice.

I just hope that i have the strength to drag my body out to a forest where animals can devour my corpse.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahahaha

i hope they burn me up out back when i go. or just dump me in a landfill.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will do it now if you want

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

naw. i don’t want you to go to jail. i’m ready to die, but i don’t want you to kill me.

but if you ever stumble across me and i’m dead….you can go ahead and burn me up.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok...wear the green sweater in case you are disfigured

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

how will i know if i’m disfigured? i’ll be dead!

with any luck i’ll die naked and she’ll have snuck out the window to avoid any tough questions.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

why would your mom go out the window when she has a key to the front door?

by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

can you make sure I'm made into Soylent Green when I die?

"I’m getting more expensive by the game" - Amare Stoudemire

by In Walks Rudy on Apr 19, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s Kane! Versus The Undertaker! In a Bury Yourself Alive Match!!! Special Guest Referee Paul Bearer!

MARCUS CAMBY!!! MARCUS CAMBY!!! MARCUS CAMBY!!!

by GustyJ on Apr 19, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got a "friend"

He’s an older dude, a pro gambler, kinda a weirdo, makes all his money in vegas and gambling on sports and selling t-shirts on the Venice boardwalk.

He wants to wander into the Amazon and either be killed by natives, or hire a native to kill him. He was totally serious. And I think he will do it, if he has a chance. He’s a weirdo like that.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 20, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Derron Williams is playing out of his mind right now

Free AK1984.

"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez

by blazeraddict on Apr 19, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Zaching David Eckstein

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Zaching Eugenio Velez

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

last one for today. This is from the Travis Henry school of parenting

EP FTW!
http://16.media.tumblr.com/9N2P6wFyQqyavb17MUEdieCXo1_400.jpg

by TheTinfoil on Apr 19, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

DYERTJD?

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"

Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."

by Magnum on Apr 19, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude, i can't read 1600 per day. i pretty much have to ShiftA when I get home from work.

DONT HATE BECAUSE I’M EMPLOYED!

EP FTW!
http://16.media.tumblr.com/9N2P6wFyQqyavb17MUEdieCXo1_400.jpg

by TheTinfoil on Apr 19, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m employed.

no excuses!!!!!!

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, but your job doesn't require constant WORKING.

also, i guarantee you your internet speed at work is faster than mine.

EP FTW!
http://16.media.tumblr.com/9N2P6wFyQqyavb17MUEdieCXo1_400.jpg

by TheTinfoil on Apr 19, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

well…..

yeah, you’re right. haha

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

no way this is real


Her name is Phyllis Mangina

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

his name is robert paulson

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"

Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."

by Magnum on Apr 19, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't get it

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’d hate to go to prison with a name like that

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow, how bout them Jazz

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

If he's that hung up on balding he needs to either shave it and remind himself the only

black men who look bad with a bald head are Micahel Ruffin and Popeye Jones, or get a good hair transplant since he can afford it

Free AK1984.

"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez

by blazeraddict on Apr 19, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like it, it's like watching a train wreck in very slow motion

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to grab him and scream

“SHAVE YOUR DAMN HEAD! Look at Kidd, he doesn’t look ridiculous, just get a razor and shave!”

Free AK1984.

"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez

by blazeraddict on Apr 19, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Kidd should wear a widows peak skullcap like Ming the Merciless

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

REC

Free AK1984.

"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez

by blazeraddict on Apr 19, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, he does look ridiculous. He looks like Quirinus Quirrell,

with a face on the back of his head. He should wear a turban.

#52

by annthefan on Apr 19, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

You take that back!

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boourns :(

Free AK1984.

"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez

by blazeraddict on Apr 19, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

no more no-no.

stupid Nick Markakis.

broken up in the 7th.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Markakis is on the “guys I always end up with in fantasy baseball” list. Apparently I just love him about 1 round more than everyone else.

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah me too. i’ve had him on my team the last 2 years. but this year someone beat me to him. they finally caught on :(

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did Chuck just call Deron the best PG?

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Chuck and Kenny have been saying it most of the year. Smh.

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess I've been ignoring them.

I remember Monty saying something ridiculous like this.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Derron is good. All Star caliber. But Paul is on a pace to be statistically the #1 or #2 PG ever (a lot

depending on how you view Magic positionally).

Free AK1984.

"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez

by blazeraddict on Apr 19, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants related facepalm.

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

No W for Cain. Maybe an L though.

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah. that sucks.

looks like i might have got to him a year too late.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its such an incompetent offense. If you aren’t Tim Lincecum, you aren’t getting to 15+ wins.

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah. it sucks. that was always my reservation with taking Cain. but last year he seemed to get out of that pattern and get some wins. so i was hoping he’d be a safer bet this year. oh well.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Juan Uribe just got him off the hook for the L anyway.

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

well that’s good.

maybe i’ll get lucky and Brian Wilson will vulture the win

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want this

"I’m getting more expensive by the game" - Amare Stoudemire

by In Walks Rudy on Apr 19, 2010 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Dr. Mephisto might be able to help you out

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want them to win

They have the best chance to beat the Lakers, imo. Utah’s chances went down with Okur

Free AK1984.

"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez

by blazeraddict on Apr 19, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Denver or

(wait for it)

Phoenix.

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

But Phoenix isn't going to make it to the next round...

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even more reason to root for Denver.

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

would we be better off playing Denver in the WCF

than LA (assuming you were being optimistic with this statement).

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably about equal chances honestly.

To eliminate any jinxing possibility: I still have the PHX series as a tossup and if we don’t get Roy back, no way we beat Dallas/SA.

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

losing this game would not be advisable. You do not want to give up HCA to the Jazz.

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone gonna plant some extra kind 4-20 junk?

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

dood, that one's got your name written all over it!

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know right!

But I got another couple of weeks at least before I’ll make a new JD. Someone like fajunga could also do this justice.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know what this has to do with anything

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm not gonna plant it, but....

EP FTW!
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by TheTinfoil on Apr 19, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes!

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeeeeeeees

lessssss go #52

by dougall5505 on Apr 19, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I nominate the guy living in a dorm in Eugene

Contact high much?

Free AK1984.

"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez

by blazeraddict on Apr 19, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

imma be too busy to make a JD. or too contact high…

lessssss go #52

by dougall5505 on Apr 19, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

heavy medicine

I see my eyes are feelin red again; I’m bringing light like Thomas Funkin Edison.

yo. yoo. yo yo yo. How you feelin’?

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmmm great song. i’m feeling great. gotta get this essay and studying done. then i’m free fallin. how bout cha? michael is coming to bend this summer. not portland date i’m pretty sure.

lessssss go #52

by dougall5505 on Apr 19, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm feelin' freaky and free.

I saw that Bend date mentioned on FB. I might go down for that. As long as he is headlining it’d be worth it.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

for sure i saw that on facebook too. they know us too well.

lessssss go #52

by dougall5505 on Apr 19, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha yup

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was that a crab dribble??

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

a series of crab dribbles.

and a few carries and double dribbles along the way.

by CleBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

DWill might want to start scoring points again.

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Mauer FTL

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who got hurt this time?

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

millsap hit his head hard

writhed in pain for a bit, and then bounced back up.

by CleBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

He felt pain?

I thought Sloan bred his players not to feel pain.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think he breeds them but I thought their nerves were removed when they sign over their souls.

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kyle Korver looks like Ashton Kutcher

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

No one has ever noticed before

and for sure no one has ever called him Kelso Korver

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gross.

You don’t think Wade is cute, but you think Korver is cute. I don’t get it.

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 19, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

wha?

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES!

And when I haven’t had a hair cut for a while, i get a pretty serious white boy fro, and then hats are even worse because they make my head feel really tight. I’m glad somebody else has experienced this!

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

That happens to me too

I have an oversized head

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate these in-game coach interviews

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

68 combined FTs in the first 3 quarters

That’s bad.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

52 fouls called so far

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

Hey Mauer is being equally crappy this time.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Denver really needs to make a run on this absurd Jazz lineup.

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice recovery from Koufas

Weren’t they down 14 like 2 minutes ago?

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Omg, that is a foul

Dang…

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

are you freaking kidding me.

David Eckstein beats the Giants on a walkoff homer.

David Eckstein.

DAVID ECKSTEIN.

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Not as bad as Ichiro beating Mariano Rivera on a walkoff last year

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

at least Ichiro is good at baseball. David Eckstein is just good at being incredibly annoying.

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

True

He is the Ecks Factor, ugh.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome to McCovey Chronicles… please enjoy your stay

by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

are you really questioning the content I put in the JUNK DRAWER?

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do not recall using that punctuation mark

by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

manny ramirez + david eckstein with game winning home runs on consecutive nights

kill me.

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 19, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I want a win in game 2 more than I wanted a win in game 1

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"

Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."

by Magnum on Apr 19, 2010 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't

But we would end the series basically with a win tomorrow.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

not before the series started mind you

but now, oh man, a win in game 2 to go up 2-0 heading home.

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"

Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."

by Magnum on Apr 19, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think we lose at home

But I’d bet a lot of $ we don’t lose 2 at home if we go up 2-0.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice play Lawson

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

DENVER LEADS!

SUCK IT UTAH!

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate Utah far more and always will

Thanks Mailman and Stockton.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, that river runs deep

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need to face a team in at least one or two epic playoff series

Before I hate them.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would like all the teams in that bracket to lose if that's possible

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

noice!

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

FTFY

DENVER LEADS!
SUCK IT UTAH!

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Indeed

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

billups' pull up threes

hate that shot.

such a bad attempt fundamentally speaking. defenders in his grill, with no offensive rebounders in position. but he does make those often.

by CleBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Should be a good finish in this game.

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

If Mauer doesn't ruin it with 8 million fouls

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by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

No that And 1 was actually a foul

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by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

hm?

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

i thought you meant you saw him at the denver game or something

lol

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG what was he like??????

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Link to front page comment

wheels at work reporting roy is ahead of schedule

by thomasikehara on Apr 19, 2010 12:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

by Timmay! on Apr 19, 2010 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

1 week!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is confirmed?!

That’s incredible! I say if we win tomorrow we hold him out until Round 2.

by anupam on Apr 19, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

That comment is all I've heard

It sounds like Tyler confirms it below. It’s all second hand info from me.

by Timmay! on Apr 19, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

they were saying he's completely pain free now, and the trainer's were having to force him not to start running

I guess he’s super anxious

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course he is

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amazing. Simply amazing.

This and Camby’s extension should get the guys going tomorrow.

Oh, and Rudy’s pissed off. I think he’s due for a huge game.

by anupam on Apr 19, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trying to figure out how many times the Blazers have beaten the Lakers in the playoffs.

I can only remember 1977 and 1992. Both were over in four games; 1977 was a sweep in the WCF and 1992 was a 3-1 win in the first round. Interestingly, the 1992 series was won cinched in Las Vegas.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I have to dvr the game tomorrow, which sucks. I had to do that lastnight and keep myself away from any kind of news source until the end.

I really like my fiancee’s family, but they are killing me with the playoffs!

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Si

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, normally they have scheduled recordings in non-volatile memory and they should survive a power outage

You might want to consider calling your cable company to ask if this is the expected behavior, and if they have a better DVR they can provide you yet.

by Timmay! on Apr 19, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

it still has to be announced as the listing for that time slot

maybe it will come back when the listings do but under scheduled recordings it had nothing. I’ll just reset it tomorrow before I head out, but yeah that would suck if I missed a game because of their shoddy gear.

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes...check it before resetting it

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

“Scary movies are boring,” Miller says.

andre is icey cold lol

lessssss go #52

by dougall5505 on Apr 19, 2010 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Andre Miller laughed during all of Event Horizon and The Ring

EP FTW!
http://16.media.tumblr.com/9N2P6wFyQqyavb17MUEdieCXo1_400.jpg

by TheTinfoil on Apr 19, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

TNT and 8 million fouls

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

billions of fouls

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate it when he plays us

But that little jump and lean into a defender Melo does (which Roy does too) to draw a foul is good.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Amazing feed by Chaunce.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

And that play is why I love Chauncey Billups

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by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

UTAH SUCKS UTAH SUCKS UTAH SUCKS UTAH SUCKS!

I love this crowd.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Does anybody know what the winning percentage is when the road team wins Game 1?

All I hear is how the team that wins game 1 wins the series 84000% of the time. But most Game Ones are won by the home team, no?

Not that it matters, just curious.

BENZDUCK FOR ATHLETIC DIRECTOR!
Why the hell not?

by benzduck on Apr 19, 2010 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Canzano says its 75%

But I don’t know if he’s right.

You should know old man (you know everything).

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

NBA history not my thing.

Too damn many games to keep track of.

BENZDUCK FOR ATHLETIC DIRECTOR!
Why the hell not?

by benzduck on Apr 19, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're still cool though

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks.

Now why isn’t that lawn mowed yet?

BENZDUCK FOR ATHLETIC DIRECTOR!
Why the hell not?

by benzduck on Apr 19, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Call Axemen

I bought something in the Gorby auction (belotti ball) after all.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK, you get a pass

this month at least.

BENZDUCK FOR ATHLETIC DIRECTOR!
Why the hell not?

by benzduck on Apr 19, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

79% for the first winner, winning the series.

54% for road teams that win the first game

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

56% ?

jake dropped it earlier

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

57% I believe

87% for the home team if they win game 1.

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

seems counterintuitive.

Just means we have a bit of work to do.

BENZDUCK FOR ATHLETIC DIRECTOR!
Why the hell not?

by benzduck on Apr 19, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not when you think that the lower seeded team

Is usually weaker than the higher seeded one.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

it just means the home team wins the majority of game 1's

and the home team wins the majority of series

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well that Nugs posession sucked

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by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 10:27 PM PDT reply actions  

did they get busted?

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Korver, dang

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by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 10:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Carmelo just committed 4th degree assault

EP FTW!
http://16.media.tumblr.com/9N2P6wFyQqyavb17MUEdieCXo1_400.jpg

by TheTinfoil on Apr 19, 2010 10:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Billups missed one?

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by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Have these guys heard of a jump stop and/or a floater and/or a kickout pass?

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Melo needs to be careful

He already has a Flagrant, he can’t afford a T as he fouls out.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Goodbye Carmelo

Elitism - It's lonely at the top. But it's comforting to look down upon everyone at the bottom.

by thankyouforblaze on Apr 19, 2010 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Utah up 3 with 25 secs left

Elitism - It's lonely at the top. But it's comforting to look down upon everyone at the bottom.

by thankyouforblaze on Apr 19, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's been playing stupid the entire last few minutes

2 horrible iso possessions in a row.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's go Nuggets I think

They were shouting UTAH SUCKS earlier, which is awesome.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO

Nuggets

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sounded like they were saying h e double hockey sticks No something something

but i could barely hear it cause my roommate is being a chatty cathy

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

JR Smith for OT, book it.

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I think it has to be Mr. Big Shot

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

score-board. score-board

EP FTW!
http://16.media.tumblr.com/9N2P6wFyQqyavb17MUEdieCXo1_400.jpg

by TheTinfoil on Apr 19, 2010 10:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Twice in a row

Same mistake. If you’re off balance, I don’t care how good a shooter you are, you almost always miss.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Embarassing loss by Denver

At least our bench had NBA quality players on it, they had a bunch of scrubs and D-Leaguers.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

The Suns D can make anyone look like a superstar

Well not Juwan.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't underestimate Juwan...

I’m waiting for him to have a big game. Imagine what would happen if he gets 17 boards instead of Camby tomorrow? Suns fans would explode.

by anupam on Apr 19, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

The more Juwan is on the court, the worse our chances are to win. Juwan wasn’t even a good rebounder when he was in his 20s.

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know...

The incredible events of today have just kind of messed with my mind…

by anupam on Apr 19, 2010 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

annnnnnnnnd Ken Mauer screws over another home team

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 10:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Denver screwed themselves.

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHUT UP JAKE

IM TRYING TO JUSTIFY THIS TO MYSELF!!!!!

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nugs blog blaming the refs

The refs did not make Melo play like a stupid moron or Billups take 2 crap 3s.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

He really didn't not at the end

Denver had A LOT of chances to win that. It was called pretty evenly.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I officially hate the guy now, but him and his crew called a pretty good 4th

Denver took terrible shots, and that offensive foul fest was just ridiculous, but each one was the correct call.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

The playoffs are starting to set up beautifully for the Lakers.

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 10:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Every team in the West has holes.

I wouldn’t be surprised if the Lakers took advantage.

But it’s a great year for a sleeper team too.

by Timmay! on Apr 19, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

A couple weeks ago I was convinced the Lakers were losing early. With Bynum back, them drawing OKC, Utah losing Okur and still being competitive with Denver and PHX down a game… things really seem to be shifting in their favor.

I still like the field over LA, but it might not be 2 to 1 for the field like I thought it was.

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

denver is done

they can’t win on the road

by CleBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 10:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I think they can

I hope they can.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate Utah far more than I could ever hate Denver

Every time Sloan wins a game, a puppy dies.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

stockton is probably the only jazz player i hate

i have a lot of respect for sloan.don’t really like em though.

i think i hate the thuggetz a lot more

by CleBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

completely indifferent about him

i probably should hate him (especially after those matchups he had with BG), but still, i don’t really care about him enough to harbor any feelings towards him

by CleBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

they are the same person!


EP FTW!
http://16.media.tumblr.com/9N2P6wFyQqyavb17MUEdieCXo1_400.jpg

by TheTinfoil on Apr 19, 2010 10:51 PM PDT reply actions  

So now we all look alike to you, insurance adjuster/agent of the oppressor

Free AK1984.

"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez

by blazeraddict on Apr 19, 2010 10:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Chuck is a hilariously terrible analyst.

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 10:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Drinking a fifth at lunch will do that to you

Free AK1984.

"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez

by blazeraddict on Apr 19, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

honestly

he’s not wrong.

cleveland stinks

by CleBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Drew Carey would like a word

by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

having lived here

in this ugly, crime-ridden, mosquito-filled freezer for the past three years, i’m not very likely gonna be convinced.

by CleBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cleveland Rocks!

Ohiooooooooooooo

That’s all I remember.

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 19, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZzgAjjuqZM

“don’t slow down in east cleveland, or you’ll die.”
“our economy is based on lebron james.”

not only accurate, but hilarious.

by CleBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

you beat me to it.. awesome videos

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 19, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did he reference the river being so polluted it caught fire?

Not even the Willamette is that bad, smh

Free AK1984.

"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez

by blazeraddict on Apr 19, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm going to Cleveland on VACATION!

lol

Elitism - It's lonely at the top. But it's comforting to look down upon everyone at the bottom.

by thankyouforblaze on Apr 19, 2010 11:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I think this Denver/Utah series is going to be extremely important for the WCF...

assuming LA did not win the second round, which would be a big assumption, would the Blazers rather face Denver or Utah?

personally, I’d rather see Utah, as I think we match up better with Camby, and I think Denver just has too many streaky players that more often than not can just turn it on (Billups/Melo/Smith/Lawson)
Not to mention, Utah now has some noticeable holes in it’s lineups, as they were playing 4 random dudes and Millsap at one point.

What do ya’ll think?

Elitism - It's lonely at the top. But it's comforting to look down upon everyone at the bottom.

by thankyouforblaze on Apr 19, 2010 11:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I think my Cart will stay behind my horse for the time being

by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

cool...

that you for the input/sarcasm on a hypothetical.

Elitism - It's lonely at the top. But it's comforting to look down upon everyone at the bottom.

by thankyouforblaze on Apr 19, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

you are quite welcome… and I’d rather face Utah cause Melo is one of 2 people Batum has trouble guarding

by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Denver still takes it. They are dumb and have a lack of focus at times, but they’ll manage to get out of their own way three more times.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah. they're certainly capable of stealing one in Utah

Elitism - It's lonely at the top. But it's comforting to look down upon everyone at the bottom.

by thankyouforblaze on Apr 19, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this even possible?

Photobucket

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"

Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."

by Magnum on Apr 19, 2010 11:12 PM PDT reply actions  

yes…. doors like that have a mechanism that allows them to collapse in the event of a fire for emergency exit purposes… push hard enough and you can “pop” the magnets loose and release the door

by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

First, i was the typical, nice, BE person at BSotS, they make fun of you for that. Then, i joined in on their trashtalking, they only liked that for so long, until they got irritated. Then, i tried to be nice and talk again; turns out, they are just self centered, and don’t wnat to leave their little sunny world. I thought that sarcastic post was a clever way of them saying ‘zach off blazers fans’ so i’m not going to bother with commenting there anymore, since they assume we are losers for trying to interact with them.

by appel82 on Apr 19, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's telling him!

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was just one little .gif!

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"

Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."

by Magnum on Apr 19, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

wish that was me

lawsuit here i come

/cambyfive

by CroRupt on Apr 19, 2010 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha, gotta love JStew

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 11:21 PM PDT reply actions  

FYI… Goerge Will pimping his baseball book on Colbert

by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

might have to stay up for that

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

it ended up devolving into politcal talk… so you’ve been warned

by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

needs more bacon

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
-Dave

by Magnum on Apr 19, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not a good night to be a Duke hater

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/basketball/ncaa/04/19/singler.duke.ap/index.html?eref=sihp

They are going to be loaded next year

Free AK1984.

"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez

by blazeraddict on Apr 19, 2010 11:36 PM PDT reply actions  

wouldn't that make it easier to hate Duke?

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
-Dave

by Magnum on Apr 19, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

they’ll be excellent. Scheyer and Zoubek won’t be easily replaceable though.

by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Hayward comes back

Butler can contend or something.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Say hello to the KFC YUM! Center

Lousiville’s new arena, under construction:

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 11:59 PM PDT reply actions  

wow

the Yum center…..no words

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
-Dave

by Magnum on Apr 20, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

this is a bad thing

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
-Dave

by Magnum on Apr 20, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree. This is an abomination

KFC is my least favorite fast food joint, and they are far and away the worst when it comes to the production of their meat stuffs.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 20, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

It begs the question

Why??

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 20, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why the word "Yum"?

Why not just KFC Center?….I mean it is Kentucky…so it makes sense…but Yum? Why not the Nummy-Nummy Esplanade if you are gonna have a baby talk name?

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 20, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

haha if PA has to sell the RG and it becomes the "Nummy-Nummy Esplanade"

I’ll just call it “the venue formally known as the Rose Garden”

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 20, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

this is what I was inarticulately flabbergasted about

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
-Dave

by Magnum on Apr 20, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Double Down Center

by jksnake99 on Apr 20, 2010 1:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

ANYWHO this is boring.

my mom bought fat free/no sugar added ice cream. really defeats the purpose. smh

loveisrespect

by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 20, 2010 12:46 AM PDT reply actions  

Wutup?

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 20, 2010 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

makepotjunk

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 20, 2010 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Naw, i won't make another junk for a minute.

Even if today would be a good day for me to make one. That’s why i want fajunga to do it. He’s down. He understands.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 20, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am currently doing so.

And this one’s for you..

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 20, 2010 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Users are losers, and losers are users.

You’re cool like the sand when the sun goes down.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 20, 2010 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did you see Khloe at the Laker game?

she wasn’t looking as fly as she could have, but she cool

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 20, 2010 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

babygirl i did!

smh it was like for an instant. besides it’s just at a game. geez!

loveisrespect

by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 20, 2010 1:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah but it is in LA!

That’s basically more a status event than a sporting exhibition for most of those people.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 20, 2010 1:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

is fajunga making it? i could make it i suppose…

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 20, 2010 1:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m done

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"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 20, 2010 1:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

good man

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 20, 2010 1:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Guess I'm makin pot junk

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 20, 2010 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Goood man!!!

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 20, 2010 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

make it

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 20, 2010 1:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

consider me not a fan of BROTHERS

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 20, 2010 1:31 AM PDT reply actions  

z
Synopsis: When a decorated Marine goes missing overseas, his black-sheep younger brother cares for his wife and children at home—with consequences that will shake the foundation of the entire family. …
BROTHERS tells the powerful story of two siblings, thirtysomething Captain Sam Cahill (Tobey Maguire) and younger brother Tommy Cahill (Jake Gyllenhaal), who are polar opposites. A Marine about to embark on his fourth tour of duty, Sam is a steadfast family man married to his high school sweetheart, the aptly named Grace (Natalie Portman), with whom he has two young daughters (Bailee Madison, Taylor Grace Geare). Tommy, his charismatic younger brother, is a drifter just out of jail who’s always gotten by on wit and charm. He slides easily into his role as family provocateur on his first night out of prison, at Sam’s farewell dinner with their parents, Elsie (Mare Winningham) and Hank Cahill (Sam Shepard), a retired Marine.
Shipped out to Afghanistan, Sam is presumed dead when his Black Hawk helicopter is shot down in the mountains. At home in suburbia, the Cahill family suddenly faces a shocking void, and Tommy tries to fill in for his brother by assuming newfound responsibility for himself, Grace, and the children.
But Sam is not dead; he and a fellow soldier have been captured by Taliban fighters. In Afghanistan’s harsh, remote Pamir Mountains, Sam is subjected to traumas that threaten to rob him of his very humanity. At the same time that Sam’s sense of self is being destroyed overseas, Tommy’s self-image is strengthening at home. And in the grief and strangeness of their new lives, Grace and Tommy are naturally drawn together. Their longstanding frostiness dissolves, but both are frightened and ashamed of the mutual attraction that has replaced it.
When Sam unexpectedly returns to the States, a nervous mood settles over the family. Sam, uncharacteristically withdrawn and volatile, grows suspicious of his brother and his wife. Their familiar roles now nearly reversed, Sam and Tommy end up facing the ultimate physical and mental challenge when they confront each other. In the shifting family dynamics, who will dominate? And how will the brothers come to terms with issues of love, loyalty, and manhood—and with the woman caught between them?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 20, 2010 1:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

it’s weak.. could have been much much much better

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 20, 2010 1:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pot Junk is rather tame. Feel free to add your own facts and tidbits

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 20, 2010 1:36 AM PDT reply actions  

?

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 20, 2010 2:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Weren't you talking about pole vault in this JD?

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 20, 2010 2:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

the evidence

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 20, 2010 2:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

stop messsing with me!

i meant the JD poll has the most votes i’ve seen out of any JD. turdloaf

loveisrespect

by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 20, 2010 3:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

i toss myself towards the mercy of the court

my cat is too old to care to play with string or i’d do that instead

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 20, 2010 3:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

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