Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet Junk of April 19th
I would just like to say that that game was the sickest, most intense Blazer game I have ever watched!!!
The whistles go.... whoo whoo!
woot wooot woooot wooooot woooooot wooooooot woooooooot wooooooooot woooooooooot woot wooot woooot wooooot woooooot wooooooot woooooooot wooooooooot woooooooooot woot wooot woooot wooooot woooooot wooooooot woooooooot wooooooooot woooooooooot woot wooot woooot wooooot woooooot wooooooot woooooooot wooooooooot woooooooooot woot wooot woooot wooooot woooooot wooooooot woooooooot wooooooooot woooooooooot woot wooot woooot wooooot woooooot wooooooot woooooooot wooooooooot woooooooooot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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IT’S A GREAT DAY TO BE A BLAAAAZER!!!
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
by Cablinasian on Apr 18, 2010 11:07 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
Your front page of ESPN.com
Nice pic:

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
on tha front of nba.com

loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 18, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
know of a way to get a larger version of this exact picture?
I want it as my desktop background.
Cake or Death?
by GiantBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions
The whistle go wooot wooot
EP FTW!
http://16.media.tumblr.com/9N2P6wFyQqyavb17MUEdieCXo1_400.jpg
by TheTinfoil on Apr 18, 2010 11:08 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Blazers win, KG gets suspended
Can this sports day never end….
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I KNEW IT!!!
"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99
"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91
by fajunga on Apr 18, 2010 11:08 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
woot
woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot woot
MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.
by Dirty Socks on Apr 18, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Miller for three, Bayless to the rack, Camby block
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I think someone may have already done so
on the front page
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Apr 18, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Hahaha
I just finished the game! WOOOOOOOOOO I CALLED IT. WHEEL HOUSE BABY. WHEEL HOUSE.
Good lord, hit a FT you fat stupid jerks. But Bayless and Batum came up so big, Dre… man oh man, Dre. We needed him to be Roy and he was. Camby oh my God you missed 2 FTs and a wide open dunk how does that happen!! We could have won so much easier… which is only a good sign, of course. We didn’t luck into this win.
We won by exploiting mismatches, offensive rebounding, and slowing the Suns way down, which always frustrates them and removes most of their offensive firepower.
YESSSS what a win. WOOOOO.
#52
we looked like we can take ‘em
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
sorry 'bout the GDTs
I couldn’t stop the masses
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. - Missy Dizick
I've got a feeling this will be the best junk ever
Until we sweep them and win game 4 of course.
Clownzano + Batum - Clownzano = awesome
I voted Martell
But those were all good choices
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
i voted lamarcus
i think that was where the game completely swung into our favor
MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.
by Dirty Socks on Apr 18, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Like I said
it all good
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Apr 18, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I also went with Marty
just cause it was so crazy and I went completely wild when it happened, but it really was all great stuff.
Cake or Death?
by GiantBlazer on Apr 18, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
It is why I root for Marty
A guy on your bench who can do that, hit some shots and get hot once in a while, guard multiple positions… that is why Marty is more gooder for a playoff team than Trout.
#52
I shook my finger like mutumbo when that happened
"discussion topic: how well can you guys jump rope? i’m not bad. i can do it pretty fast and i can also cross my arms for a while."-Seth from PostingandToasting during a GAMEDAY thread. It was that bad.
Ayayayayaii
wahooooyahooo
Rudy, Rudy, Rudy,
Roy, Roy, Roy!
by joelor on Apr 18, 2010 11:09 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Cripes, you just jinxed us you FOOL!
"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"
-Dave
Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"
Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."
i know
im secretly a suns fan while it looked like channing was still a portlander at heart ;)
MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.
by Dirty Socks on Apr 18, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I feel like most of our big road wins have been in the red unis.
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
Sadly, so have our big injuries...
Cake or Death?
by GiantBlazer on Apr 18, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I feel like most of our big road wins have been in the red unis.
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
They make me think of Christmas 2008.
Sad game.
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
I was wearing my Hardwood Classic #7
yes!!
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Apr 18, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Hardwood Classic #5 for me!
Cake or Death?
by GiantBlazer on Apr 18, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Whoot!
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Apr 18, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
hardwood #12 for me!
MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.
by Dirty Socks on Apr 18, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
We have got them covered
they do need some more numbers…….like Boom Booms!!
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Apr 18, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions
They do need more.
And they were sold out of them for most of the season. I wanted the B Roy one, but they didn’t have them for so long, that I just got the standard home B Roy jersey, and then of course the next time I went to the RG, they had printed more. Oh well, “Fernandez” fills up the jersey better…
Cake or Death?
by GiantBlazer on Apr 18, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Not that predicable
Expected LA to crush them after going up big early.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
no way… i expected a low scoring game where LA’s front line was just too dominant to overcome. it will be like that all series imo
But they never really took full control
It hovered on the edge of blowout and close game the entire second half.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I don't know if we win game two
But I know we’re winning this series if we do.
I don’t think they take one at the RG but they sure don’t take two.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Akanian just called out Barkley on Blazers.com post-game
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
that was hilarious.
“those guys on that OTHER channel”
Cake or Death?
by GiantBlazer on Apr 18, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes
+92
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Apr 18, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Camby move was one of the best of the year, and Andre has a nice contract, but pursuing Hedo should disqualify him from that.
I'd still rather have Hedo and no injuries than Miller and all the injuries from this season
by tominhawaii on Apr 19, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions
But Miller is also sucking the power out of all our opponents
Look what happened to the Lakers since last week. Tons of injuries. Suns are without Lopez. The longer they stay on the court with him, the worse for them.
No words
Martell Webster on his two block defensive possession: “That was my Dikembe Mutumbo moment”
I love that kid
even when he is a spaz
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Apr 18, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes....I agree
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Apr 18, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
If Marty woulda done the finger wag, I might have ran around the room
EP FTW!
http://16.media.tumblr.com/9N2P6wFyQqyavb17MUEdieCXo1_400.jpg
I fear you can get T-ed up for that these days. Lame. And it looked a bit more like a frog than Mutombo, but it fulfilled the purpose.
Yeah, it's lame ya can't finger wag
You can do it to an open space or to the crowd, but not to a player. Lame.
#52
Maybe the crowd (At the garden) should all bring a finger.
And wave it for him. I think I might like that.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
yes to this
"discussion topic: how well can you guys jump rope? i’m not bad. i can do it pretty fast and i can also cross my arms for a while."-Seth from PostingandToasting during a GAMEDAY thread. It was that bad.
this is gross. next 2 games on nbatv. wack.
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 18, 2010 11:12 PM PDT reply actions
Uber wack
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Apr 18, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
We were 2-0 on NBA TV last year in the playoffs
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
c's wont make it to round 2
MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.
by Dirty Socks on Apr 18, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
outlaw congratulated the blazers. kinda breaks my heart he ain't apart of it!
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 18, 2010 11:15 PM PDT reply actions
awww that hurts my heart a bit
Cake or Death?
by GiantBlazer on Apr 18, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions
he'll be back
MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.
by Dirty Socks on Apr 18, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions
hahaha
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 8:02 AM PDT up reply actions
but he is apart of it…
.
.
and yes, I’m up late for an old guy
#10, #52
by The Arkitect on Apr 18, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions
haha how can you not be up late today! ?
I have to get up at 6 to go volunteer assisting 1st graders learning Japanese tomorrow, but there’s no way I could fall asleep any time soon.
Cake or Death?
by GiantBlazer on Apr 18, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I couldn't sleep right now if I wanted to
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I like this response
You, sir, are smoking a hunormous pipe dream
please pass it round, though, cause I’m happy to ride the high while it lasts
Cake or Death?
by GiantBlazer on Apr 18, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I like the one asking 3k+ bedgers to call or text the dude’s friend to harass him
#10, #52
by The Arkitect on Apr 18, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions
where is this?
MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.
by Dirty Socks on Apr 18, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions
It was there immediate after the game… but I imagine the mods took it down since he gave his friends cell number and asked people to call and harass him for saying the Blazers would get swept
#10, #52
by The Arkitect on Apr 18, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions
KG got suspended!
MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.
by Dirty Socks on Apr 18, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions
KD is teh sux!
"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99
"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91
4 fast break points for the Suns tonight.
"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99
"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91
Quick's recap is up
It ended a string of 18 consecutive Game 1 road losses by the Blazers dating back to 1983
I feel like the Dos Equis guy saying this, however:
I don’t read the Oregonian much, but I’ll be buying it tomorrow.
Cake or Death?
by GiantBlazer on Apr 18, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I absolutely love that we did what happened to us in game one last year.
Team KP
by Roybot on Apr 18, 2010 11:24 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Wasn't exaaaaactly the same
But a win’s a win.
"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99
"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91
Stole home court?
We didn’t exactly come in and destroy them and flatten their sails like Houston did to us.
Cake or Death?
by GiantBlazer on Apr 18, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions
HAJKDFHAKSDHALHFASKDJFHADSKEUIWYQOR!!!!!!!!!!!
"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99
"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91
btw aren't we the only away team to win since the playoffs have begun?
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 18, 2010 11:25 PM PDT reply actions
literally! even better coz they had to be the most doubted going in
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 18, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Of any team that was thought to have a chance
No one gives Chicago a chance nor should they.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
against lebron? uhhh son
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 18, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Gap between 1 and 8 in west is not big
Gap between 1 and 8 in east is massive.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Also the only good game among the first 8
The others were varying degrees of blowouts/not as close.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
the Mavs Spurs game was the next best
but not nearly as exciting in the 4th
"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"
-Dave
Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"
Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."
No double digit leads the entire game
For either team and after our 9 point lead early, it was a within 5 til late.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
it was a great game! not the best finish tho
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 18, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions
holllla! and that's what it's all about in the end
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 18, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions
cause in the end a win is still a win and counts all the same
"discussion topic: how well can you guys jump rope? i’m not bad. i can do it pretty fast and i can also cross my arms for a while."-Seth from PostingandToasting during a GAMEDAY thread. It was that bad.
The Dallas/SA one got exciting for a bit
but yes, ours was far and away the best game 1, even stepping away from homer love.
Cake or Death?
by GiantBlazer on Apr 18, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I never saw this one, but I've heard it was quite good.
I’ll netflix it some day, it’ll be going til too late tonight, and watching movies on TNT is teh suck.
Cake or Death?
by GiantBlazer on Apr 18, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions
the word 'absolute(ly)' is such a confusing word to spell. hardly ever do i get it write the first time
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 18, 2010 11:27 PM PDT reply actions
I always thought antidisestablishmentarianism was hard to spell
"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"
-Dave
Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"
Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."
I'm always a bit saddened by how many people have trouble with definitely
but on the other side of that, I get really stoked when someone I know does it correctly.
Cake or Death?
by GiantBlazer on Apr 18, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99
"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91
hehehe
"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"
-Dave
Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"
Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."
rawr
"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"
-Dave
Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"
Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."
so Andre could be the hero
Nate knows ALL about you I guess.
Cake or Death?
by GiantBlazer on Apr 18, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Fire Nate!
You need to say it after a game win so that it has more credibility.
by Nick Van Excellent on Apr 18, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions
hahaha, me too, except for the needing to have a BM face
Cake or Death?
by GiantBlazer on Apr 18, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Funny....I am wearing my "I already did a BM" face
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Apr 18, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions
John Canzano?
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Apr 18, 2010 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Man, the author of Life of Pi, Yann Martel
is going to be at Powell’s Tuesday night pushing his newest book, and I REALLY wanted to go, as Life of Pi is one of my favorite novels. But Game 2 is the same time. I don’t know what to do!! Of course I’ll probably watch the Blazers game. Darn scheduling conflicts!
Cake or Death?
Stay home...
….and watch the real Martell!!
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Apr 18, 2010 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't not watch the Blazers. I'm going to just assume the guy will write another book someday
and I’ll see him THEN. All about Rip City for the next month and a half (Yeah, that’s right, I’m showing some optimism!)
Cake or Death?
Life of Pi disappointed me. maybe i should read it again.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 8:03 AM PDT up reply actions
prez11111111111111!!!!!!!!!!
MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.
by Dirty Socks on Apr 18, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Dirty Socks!
crazy game tonight! I was freaking!
by prezofdeath on Apr 19, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions
I KNOW IM STILL FREEKING
THE WHISTLES ARE GOING WHOO WHOO IN MY HEAD
MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.
by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions
weeee hawww!
yah, it was a good game :-)
by prezofdeath on Apr 19, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions
dooood thursday is gonna be sweet
MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.
by Dirty Socks on Apr 18, 2010 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions
heh, Suns blogger makes subtle comment about reffing.
Seriously? You came out of this game with reffing?
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
heh
i see that
MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.
by Dirty Socks on Apr 18, 2010 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Bayless is pretty cocky and over dramatic after every shot he makes. It’s a bad habit.
MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.
by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions
see i like the way he carries himself...
maybe not in sports…just being a girl, i find it sexy. mmhmm
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 19, 2010 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions
annnnnnnnnnnnnnnd i just facepalm'd
Roy is overrated.
1. Kobe
2. Wade
3. JJ
4. Iggy
5. RoyNot a top 10 player in the league. He’s an all-star, but not a superstar.
by Beavis 25 on Apr 18, 2010 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.
by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm over there laying the truth down on the delusional Suns homers
He’s only picking JJ cause he used to play for the Suns
"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"
-Dave
Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"
Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."
no, I think he means James Jones
"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"
-Dave
Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"
Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."
now that's a different list
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 19, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions
I think he was going for SGs not overall
"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"
-Dave
Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"
Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."
clearly i didn't understand the 'Not a top 10 player in the league.'
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 19, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions
eh, he was confusing, but it's obvious what he's going for
no one in the right mind would have that as there top 5 players
"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"
-Dave
Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"
Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."
well iggy and jj that's why it confused me.
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 19, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions
im so sad he wont watch this video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-Tb1_AY3RM
MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.
by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 12:18 AM PDT up reply actions
he notes the former Sun and former UA star. HMMM.
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions
Hahaha
SUCK IT, LOSERS.
WE ARE BETTER THAN YOU ALWAYS AND FOREVER.
They always lost to us in the playoffs before, and it’s just how it is. Nuthin’ me or you or he can do about it. Just fate is all.
#52
calm down mort....the series just gettin started
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 19, 2010 3:38 AM PDT up reply actions
mort doesn’t see us – he’s on a mission to get through this junk
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
he'll come back. trust me.
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 19, 2010 3:43 AM PDT up reply actions
that’s what happens when you don’t shift+A to start.
you don’t see the live people.
ESSENTIALLY, MORT SEES DEAD PEOPLE
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
clear he's reading everythang
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 19, 2010 3:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Mort is dedicated, that’s why I love him.
You, you’re pgiirl91, that’s why I love you.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
it's the hippie movement all over again!
♥
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 19, 2010 3:54 AM PDT up reply actions
I gotta whole lotta love.
Now if I could only find my bell bottoms.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
now that's something you can leave out! ☮
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 19, 2010 3:58 AM PDT up reply actions
leaving them out sounds good to me –
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
I shift a'd and just scroll down quickly to catch up.
Most everyone is in bed, and I should join them. Gotta be somewhere in the morning.
#52
I'm jus' laughing at overly cocky fans
They had a few more wins than us and we had our whole team injured all year. The Suns are good, but to complain about refs in this game is funny. They can suck it, because they are losers. Neener neener.
I am exaggerating for comedic effect, of course, PG91 shawty grrrrl.
#52
neener neener! lmao!!!!!!
i gotcha! get it!
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 19, 2010 3:55 AM PDT up reply actions
sheeees – like the 3 ghost calls on Batum wasn’t bad.
And I guess all Nash has to do is fall down, and that’s a foul.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
I almost died when Camby missed the dunk
Brought back memories of a game Ruben Patterson screwed up a dunk and lost it for us…ughhh
by prezofdeath on Apr 19, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions
that was bad.
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 12:15 AM PDT up reply actions
I had a firm belief we were gonna win
When that happened, I thought I was about to not trust my gut ever again.
HOW DO YOU MISS THAT. AND MAKE YOUR FTs. LORD.
#52
you need to GDT with us!!!
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions
dooood, I can't do playoffs in GD thread....I end up bedging and missing the game!
by prezofdeath on Apr 19, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions
flagged for being lame.
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions
another reason gdt is not as cool as gamejunking
MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.
by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions
why do that?
part of the fun of the underdog win on the road and being the only team to do so thus far is basking in the glow of AWESOMENESS for the next 2 days
"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"
-Dave
Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"
Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."
Man..
I’m pretty happy.
"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99
"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91
NOTHING will touch the 2009 trade deadline until we win a title. Calling my shot right now.
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions
Also I am pretty pumped due to the win
because one of my buddies that is Suns fan (how a kid growing up in Indiana is a Suns fan is still a mystery) was talking junk about how the 2nd round was already warming up a spot for the Suns. Hopefully now he will realize that this is much more of a tossup of a series than the “experts” at ESPN said it was going to be
begs for a caption contest.
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions
ill do it in a fanshot
MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.
by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions
ew i didnt see the kings
MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.
by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 12:34 AM PDT up reply actions
haha
"I’m getting more expensive by the game" - Amare Stoudemire
by In Walks Rudy on Apr 19, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Who wants a mustache ride?
"I’m getting more expensive by the game" - Amare Stoudemire
by In Walks Rudy on Apr 19, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions
It looks like he should be in one of those deoderant commercials where sweat is spraying like a firehose out of his pits
and someone gives him a stick of Axe or whatever and it magically stops
by prezofdeath on Apr 19, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions
this is the greatest commercial ever
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MG0VGbcMeNM
MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.
by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions
hahah i got many comments on this
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 19, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions
its so weird
its like, i wanna say something about it, but i dont cause it would sound weird because i see the stupidest stuff
MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.
by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions
i know...it's like...I'm at work building out this template, and I could swear I've seen myself here building this thing out and talking on Bedge at the same time after a huge blazer playoff win.
It’s really trippy
by prezofdeath on Apr 19, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions
yea my last one was saturday and i was at the bowling alley eating pizza
creeeeeeeeepy
MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.
by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions
really? my last one was saturday at the bowling alley as well
I nailed a strike and as I was walking back to the table i was like whoa. I’ve seen myself hitting that strike and walking back to this table.
by prezofdeath on Apr 19, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions
at this bowling alley
with that plate of nachos on the table
by prezofdeath on Apr 19, 2010 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions
hahah thats awesome!!!!
MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.
by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions
I present to you
a facebook group entitled
From Portland, Or. to Charles Barkley… GO (explicit) YOURSELF!
MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.
yeah i hesitated on joining coz i like him
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 19, 2010 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions
yup. dre's three

should have had it in my poll…..damn. im gonna give it a late entry
MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.
I felt like that was the sign we were gonna win
a go ahead 3 from Dre? VICTORY!
"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"
-Dave
Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"
Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."
I think we've lost once this year when he's hit a 3
That’ s it.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
For some reason I just KNEW he was gonna make that.
His swagger after he hit it was so funny.
Team KP
i did too
i was even yelling for him to shoot it
MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.
by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions
It's the first time I'd ever yelled "shoot it!" out loud at an Andre Miller three pointer
He was ON, and they left him open.
takin over

nother bedge shoutout
MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.
by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions
Love Batum's face.
Like, “Oooh, Dre, your shot is naaasty”
"I don't feel like I'm going to be happy or complete until I'm an All-Star. My favorite example is that it took Chauncey six, seven years. And Chauncey's been a mentor for me, and I've learned a lot from him in these last couple years. So, people can say what they want, but I'll get the last laugh. " - Bayless
that was the play of the game.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 8:04 AM PDT up reply actions
that was really cool. i’m glad they didn’t call a foul on the first block though. when Batum went down to the other end they didn’t call that either. they really let them play that sequence which was great.
i thought Dre’s was bigger because it was the game winning basket (put us ahead and we never relinquished the lead.)
the blocks were the most entertaining though for sure. especially when he dominated Amundson on that second block. that was awesome.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions
indeed. but if they leave him wide open like that and dare him to shoot, he will.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions
However, one wonders if there’s something deeper in this match-up that favors Portland. The Blazers won two of three in the regular season, including once without Roy, and now have stolen home-court advantage from the Suns in this playoff series. While it’s still early, the game played out almost exactly like the team’s three regular-season meetings. And as long as their two old guys keep leading the way, the Blazers seem like the team best-poised to break the favorite’s monopoly on the first round.
It ain't rocket science
They do well when scoring high and playing fast. We don’t let anyone do that. They have to play OUR game, and they are not that good at our game.
The series is a long way from over, but there is a reason so many of us wanted PHX. We can beat PHX, dammit.
#52
So whose performance was the most unexpected tonight?
The solidness of Andre? The no-nonsense Batumness? Bayless’ breakout? Other?
I didn't think Rudy would be THAT bad.
Hopefully he bounces back.
by Nick Van Excellent on Apr 19, 2010 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions
BayBay was most unexpected and needed-- even with the two bricked FTs late (stop thinking, Bayless)
Rudy needs to get off the heroin. Goodness he looks sickly right now. Wake UP and be RUDY FERNANDEZ, BASKETBALL ROCK STAR.
Not Rudy Fernandez, the poor strung out junkie.
#52
Bayless.
for sure.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 8:05 AM PDT up reply actions
I don't believe in small sample sizes!
Speaking of which, can you extrapolate Dante’s +/- per 48 based on his performance in his 11 seconds?
This just screams for a
TW_ _
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
by antediluvian on Apr 19, 2010 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah...
It’s not like Westbrook could have come off the bench and been a pretty great 6th man or anything. He must start! This is important!
Fit is everything, just ask Blake.
by Nick Van Excellent on Apr 19, 2010 1:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Great win tonight.
For fun I just rewatched the nba.com game 1 preview from yesterday. They gush about Nash and the suns for 3 and a half minutes, then talk about blazer injury for a minute and a half, a quick bit about Miller, then back to Nash for a minute. HaHa. They didn’t have idea how deep this team goes.
Now that we are the only underdog succeeding right now, will national media pay more attention to us? or less more likely.
Hee-Hee

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99
"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91
Oh, Artest loved this performance. Just loved it. He’ll never be one of the chosen ones like Durant, one of the NBA’s billboard players. Only, he can make life miserable for them. That’s why he’s a Laker now.
Woj is a Laker fan.
"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99
"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91
isn't he on sober house? one crazy guy
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 19, 2010 1:46 AM PDT up reply actions
twss
but this totally reminds me of ET
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 19, 2010 1:53 AM PDT up reply actions
yeah i'm having a really hard time starting my essay
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 19, 2010 1:44 AM PDT up reply actions
Write an essay on the Blazers.
It’ll fit in with any subject
naw i got a topic. just need to get motivated.
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 19, 2010 1:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Look at Miller!
It’s cool. I got this.
by Nick Van Excellent on Apr 19, 2010 1:45 AM PDT up reply actions
What if we win this series and Roy actually does make it back for the next series?
Can you even imagine the kind of momentum we would have going into the 2nd round?
"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"
-Dave
Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"
Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."
I think that thought has crossed everyone’s minds. This series has just begun, though in my mind our odds have gone up from my pre-series estimate of 25% to a solid 55%.
You also called me crazy, for which I think I'm owed a small apology.
by Nick Van Excellent on Apr 19, 2010 2:04 AM PDT up reply actions
I hope everyone believes me from now on
C’mon Blazers, we stole home court, we can do this… just play yo’ game, kids!
#52
either way
it’s house money at this point. I was only hoping for a competitive series, no bad games like game 1 against Houston last season. To take this one on the road with no Roy, oh man, I don’t see a way the team can disappoint after that.
"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"
-Dave
Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"
Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."
My odds are holding steady . . .
at about 91%
"I don't feel like I'm going to be happy or complete until I'm an All-Star. My favorite example is that it took Chauncey six, seven years. And Chauncey's been a mentor for me, and I've learned a lot from him in these last couple years. So, people can say what they want, but I'll get the last laugh. " - Bayless
Lame....the odds are clearly....I mean clearly....92%
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 7:34 AM PDT up reply actions
I'd say I went from 60% to a solid 75% at this point.
If we take game 2, I will up that to 99.9999%.
"I think he’s been doing some good things. I think he’s been doing some good things. He’s had to play a lot of minutes lately with Blake being out. I think he’s been doing some good things." -Nate McMillan
can you imagine the (cue autotune) roar of the crowd during his introduction? Wow.
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
we defended the Suns pretty well tonight. It’s hard to play against a team with so many accurate three point shooters. Richardson, Dudley, Buffet, Barbosa, and the best shooter in the NBA leading the team. Just an embarrassment of riches in that department.
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
They did a decent job on D tonight but without commitment from their stars, they can’t do much better than that.
"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99
"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91
the real problem is that they don’t have any players who really excel at defense. Collins and Dudley are kinda okay on that end. Amare, Nash, Richardson, Frye, Barbosa, and Drageech are offensive guys. Amundson hustles, but isn’t a shot blocker at all.
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
meanwhile Barkley has a gambling problem
#10, #52
by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions
And a Phoenix-homer problem
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
by antediluvian on Apr 19, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions
and a making sense problem
"discussion topic: how well can you guys jump rope? i’m not bad. i can do it pretty fast and i can also cross my arms for a while."-Seth from PostingandToasting during a GAMEDAY thread. It was that bad.
be careful
Don’t accept any rides from him
#10, #52
by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
how awesome was Jerryd’s changing hands, 180 layup? He threw it in flying backwards, practically.
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
Hopefully this gets all his confidence back and he gives like 10% of it to Rudy.
by Nick Van Excellent on Apr 19, 2010 2:06 AM PDT up reply actions
yep. Phoenix is his dream matchup; no perimeter defense, no goalie. Open season.
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
Why did people not see any of this coming?
Everything we did tonight (except Miller’s three) was both predictable and repeatable.
by Nick Van Excellent on Apr 19, 2010 2:10 AM PDT up reply actions
a lot of us did
the last night of the regular season, i declared the playoffs a “dream bracket” for us.
no den, no uta, no la until the WCFs.
Miller with 31,8,5,3 and 10/10 from the line is predictable and repeatable?
"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"
-Dave
Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"
Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."
Against the Suns without their starting center and only rim defender?
Pretty much yes.
by Nick Van Excellent on Apr 19, 2010 2:13 AM PDT up reply actions
sorry, no
furthermore, assuming that it’s a given is even worse. If Miller puts up 20, well above his season average, we lose. If the Suns don’t go on a brick fest in the latter part of the game, we lose.
We’re gonna need someone to step up if Miller has an off game.
"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"
-Dave
Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"
Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."
aldridge missed quite a few looks that he knocks down
and 5 turns is very uncharacteristic of him.
dre had an amazing game, nic and jerryd had above average games, but that was about it for us. everyone else played on par or worse than usual
I'd say Miller's excellence far outweighs Aldridge's inefficiency
Both of them playing normal games isn’t enough.
"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"
-Dave
Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"
Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."
These aren't normal games.
The Suns are a dream come true for Miller. His regular season averages are meaningless because we aren’t playing the league. We are playing the Suns.
by Nick Van Excellent on Apr 19, 2010 2:26 AM PDT up reply actions
Even so
Miller playing above average still isn’t enough and he’s not gonna average ~30. We’re gonna need someone else. Batum and Bayless won’t chip in 18 each every game.
"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"
-Dave
Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"
Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."
Against the Suns through his career Bayless has averaged 21 points per 36 minutes.
He could easily average 18 a night.
by Nick Van Excellent on Apr 19, 2010 2:34 AM PDT up reply actions
and could easily do his disappearing act like he did twice this season
He’s definitely a prime candidate to have an awesome game, though. He should be able to punish Dragic.
"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"
-Dave
Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"
Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."
I actually predicted he would average 25 points for the series.
He was always going to kill Nash. If they put a larger, slower guard on him then all the better.
by Nick Van Excellent on Apr 19, 2010 2:18 AM PDT up reply actions
I can definitely see that
but a poor outing in a game likely means a loss in that game.
"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"
-Dave
Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"
Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."
I never said we would sweep them...
by Nick Van Excellent on Apr 19, 2010 2:23 AM PDT up reply actions
who said sweep? not me
If I’m the Suns, I do everything I can to stop Miller. I don’t see Aldridge as the same level of threat and live with him winning the game for the Blazers.
"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"
-Dave
Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"
Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."
they sent constant doubles at Miller all night long. There were three Suns in the paint. He made some ridiculous shots under pressure.
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
exactly
he made some ridiculous shots. As good as he plays against the Suns, he’s not gonna hit those shots at that rate. The Suns will continue to do everything to stop Miller and they would be right to expect a dip in his scoring and accuracy. And they aren’t going to shoot 42% every game.
"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"
-Dave
Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"
Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."
That's exactly why it's repeatable.
Who is going to stop Miller? I guess you could triple team him, maybe try Grant Hill or… someone else….
I don’t think they have an answer.
by Nick Van Excellent on Apr 19, 2010 2:28 AM PDT up reply actions
They should stick Raja Bell on him.
That would actually be a good solution.
by Nick Van Excellent on Apr 19, 2010 2:29 AM PDT up reply actions
WARNING: You fell into the chasm.
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
he had crazy numbers against the #1 defensive team last postseason.
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
Channing Frye is not Dwight Howard.
This was the first clue.
by Nick Van Excellent on Apr 19, 2010 2:15 AM PDT up reply actions
JH picked the Suns to the Finals. Henry’s mom, Henry, Van Excellent, and you picked the Blazers.
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
Just got here!
I am so tired. Was worth the wait to watch the game. I did a good job avoiding the score.
I got home, watched the first half, and needed a nap. If I watched it too tired, we’d lose, because we need me to be alert and using my brain to make positive contributions.
#52
It's almost diabolical!
"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99
"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91
I totally knew the Blazers were gonna win game 1.
I don’t think I called it here though :-(
I did call Blazers in 6 here.
Team KP
me neither
but our D got in his head last night and it was awesome watching him try and force stuff
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions
We won't
And they will have a game or games of hot shooting from the outside.
But we keep slowing it down, which almost ruins their offense, and exploiting mismatches, and we can win this. Fo’ real!
#52
Indeed.
It’s also likely that we’re not going to get outrebounded by the Suns in another game, either. Amare will eventually get his, Suns will make some outside shots, but we’ll continue to make a living with defense and second chance points.
"I think he’s been doing some good things. I think he’s been doing some good things. He’s had to play a lot of minutes lately with Blake being out. I think he’s been doing some good things." -Nate McMillan
yup
I even commented on it. Dang Blazer haters.
"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"
-Dave
Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"
Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."
I'm really pumped up
And excited for the next two weeks.
"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99
"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91
Suns fans whining about officiating. We talkin’ bout… officiating? Not the game, not the game… we talkin’ bout the refs?
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
I, too, expect a backlash in game 2
some combination of an angry Suns team and silly refs
"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"
-Dave
Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"
Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."
It will be interesting.
I just can’t wait for Game 3 back home. The Rose Garden is going to be absolutely insane.
Team KP
They took roughly 47 threes
sorry, no FTs for you.
"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"
-Dave
Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"
Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."
Bayless drive probably should have been a no call
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
The Stoudemire block,
where he chased down Bayless and got him right at the backboard from behind – looked pretty clean. Might have just nudged his head as his arm was coming down – I couldn’t tell.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
Wasn't that on Dre?
Either way, the Suns got a big call in their favor when Nash stepped on LMA’s foot and fell down and got the moving pick called on LMA. Suns ball, big moment in the game.
I know I’m a homer, but I didn’t notice bad reffing or reffing in our favor. The refs let people play, it seemed like. I love the playoffs.
#52
I’m fairly certain the one I’m thinking of was on Bayless
But now that you mention it, I can sort of see the back of Miller’s head.
I was cool with the refs, but if there would have been another phantom Batum foul I would have yelled CONSPIRACY. He gets a lot of those ones where somebody runs him down and then the foul ends up on him somehow.
Then his (Batum) 3rd foul (I think it was 3rd) I didn’t see him near anybody.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
It was Bayless...and there was contact with his head
but it was minimal
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 7:49 AM PDT up reply actions
"The play before I went under the screen and gave Nash the three and Nate was mad." (puts hands on cheeks)
by Nick Van Excellent on Apr 19, 2010 2:45 AM PDT up reply actions
I love Nic. Simmons’ line about him and Bayless is my favorite thing he’s ever written. It almost redeemed saying Harden was the right pick
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Hey.
Pretty good first playoff game for Marty.
"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99
"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91
He knows how to bring it
I fully expect his offense to ebb and flow like it has his whole career, and not be reliable, but he will always bring energy and intensity and effort on defense.
#52
What does it take to win game 2?
"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"
-Dave
Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"
Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."
dedication! with confidence!
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 19, 2010 2:57 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm gonna throw out some general stuff not related to any one player
Close out on Phoenix 3 point shooters better. We’re lucky they went cold in the 2nd half.
Keep the Suns off the offensive boards. They got a ton of 2nd chance points.
Ya gotta make your FTs. Nuff said.
Keep doing what you’re doing with the transition D. I think this was aided quite a bit by shot selection. The Blazers were working in the post and limited their 3 point shooting. Long range shots equal long rebounds and easier opportunities to run.
Make Nash their primary scorer instead of setting up everyone else for easy buckets. Nash ended up dribbling out 18 seconds of the shot clock at the 3 point line on a few possessions. More of that! Batum was solid on him.
Expect the Suns to come out hungry in game 2.
Don’t lose your edge just because you stole homecourt. Even if you lose game 2 don’t let the Suns get it easy. We want all the momentum heading back to Portland even if the series is tied.
Ok, actually, I have one thing related to a specific player. Rudy, we need you! This is your time to shine.
"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"
-Dave
Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"
Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."
NBA.com on game 1
http://www.nba.com/2010/news/features/fran_blinebury/04/19/blazers.suns.1/index.html
"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"
-Dave
Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"
Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."
Bad photoshopping on that picture.
"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99
"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91
why would they photo shop an nba photo?
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 19, 2010 2:58 AM PDT up reply actions
I'd like to see Nate use Dante instead of Howard in game 2 just to see how it works
It’s not going to hurt the team and this game 2 is as close to a freebie as you get in the playoffs. I think Dante matches up way better against the energy of Amundsen and the quickness of the Suns. I wish I had a direct line to Nate just so I could tell him that.
"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"
-Dave
Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"
Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."
Got a flat tire
Had 55,000 on them anyway
Put the spare on
Car wouldn’t start when it was my turn to get new tires
Volvo hides the battery in trunk inaccessible due to bolted cover
Costco tire center has no Crescent Wrench!!!!!!
Pliers saved the day
Outback Steakhouse for dinner
Got home
Almost did stuff before turning on the DVR to catch up
FORGOT TO RECORD THE GAME – WHAAATTT!!!!
Luckily game was just into the 2nd quarter
GOOOOOO BLAZERS – WOOOOOOOOOOOOT
How was your day!!!
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
no better way to end your day =)
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 19, 2010 3:39 AM PDT up reply actions
it was very nice :)
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
I would have killed myself.
…looked for a replay as it was, but couldn’t find any.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
i missed the first quarter too
so don’t feel bad.
moral of the story: never trust a future mother-in-law’s promise that a trip to walmart will “only be 15 minutes”
I hope she will be held in suspicion from henceforth.
She almost owed you tix.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
Unless it’s food that has instant replay capabilities,
almost will have to do. Doritos’ could be working on that.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
Doritos, home made taco bar (chicken, hamburger, refried beans, onions, lettuce, cheese, etc),
root beer floats….yah. starts to add up =)
I have some real nice black greasy dirt under my fingernails – trade ya.
And I’m sure you could parlay the crusty battery acid into some nice dip.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
One of the commentators said Batum has a photographic memory.
Joe Montana has a photographic memory and we know how that turned out.
How cool to know all the details of every play when the coach calls them.
They always say being able to see the shot in your mind makes you a better shooter.
If this is all true, watching Batum develop could be a whole lot of fun.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
I lived in Phoenix for about 3 months straight out of high school.
The guy next door had a photographic memory, absolutely the most phenomenal person if have ever met. I think he’s the only person I’ve truly been jealous of – not him, but his talent. He was about 6-3 and ambidextrous.
I would give anything to start life over with a photographic memory. I’d even sell my soul to Mort.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
really? I missed that.
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions
dude… I love Nic even more now.
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
At least he's one of the players who reads the scouting report intensively. We know that much from Quick and the coaches.
I get the feeling that he’s at least very intelligent in basketball terms. Smart kid.
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Monty Williams is the one that said Nic had a photographic memory. Collins or Harlan relayed the information.
Monty was saying how Nic studies a ton and remember everything he looks at. so it’s always running through his head.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions
from his blog posts?
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
it’s pretty clear the kid has an extremely high basketball iq.. it’s funny that you make it sound like a revelation on your part
I didn’t realize that’s how my comment read? ok. I don’t liking stating ‘he is such a smart basketball player’ when we don’t have actual evidence toward that end.
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
An intelligent basketball spectator can actually tell these things.
And observation is the foundation of empirical science.
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
Smart, athletic, talented.
Nic Batum will be the first non-native U.S. President some day….
Yes! Yes! In the face!
regarding Nic's photographic memory
if he could only draw …he could get a job as a polaroid
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions
In closing tonight
It sure is nice to see:
1-0 Blazers
on the series page
"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"
-Dave
Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"
Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."
Amen!
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
i feel like sucha foreigner being up at this time.
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 19, 2010 3:44 AM PDT reply actions
The only bad thing about today
Is I have an uncontrollable cough that doesn’t produce anything to spit out. Just coughing, and it is super hella lame.
#52
'super hella lame'
smh. you are so californian’d. yuck..
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 19, 2010 4:03 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm using dumb words for ironic reasons silly dilly!
I don’t say “hella” in a serious way, I say it to be funny since it is a hella lame word to use.
#52
Haha..."ironic" ...how stupid
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 7:56 AM PDT up reply actions
I 'love' hanging out with my friends from norCal
And how they use ‘hella’ like socalians use ‘like’, fer sure.
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
My wife and I got something that makes us clear our throat but nothing is there
by tominhawaii on Apr 19, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions
My cough just won't quit
So annoying. My voice is almost gone cause of it. Luckily I don’t have to use it the rest of the day.
#52
Alright friends
Goodnight my darlings. I’m already not gonna get enuff sleep, and it’ll be hard to fall asleep soon, but I gotta at least try.
Go Blazers,
Mortimer
#52
and Goodnight
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
High fives for ya!!
man hug (slight butt squeeze)
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 7:57 AM PDT up reply actions
I am right here ...basking
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 7:58 AM PDT up reply actions
Glory...the glory
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 8:22 AM PDT up reply actions
All your home court advantage are belong to us!
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
correction
All youryur home court advantage areR belong to us!
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions
i like to spell stuff right.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 8:26 AM PDT up reply actions
this is coming out on Labor Day

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
and now they are just starting on another grindhouse fake trailer
called “hobo with a shotgun” yet no peep of a thanksgiving movie yet, which is tragic, the world needs more trampoline related horror scenes. it’s funny how these movies they came up with as a joke turned out to be more promising than most movies that get made.
by HD on Apr 19, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
i haven’t heard of “Hobo with a Shotgun”. sounds intriguing. hahaha
that Thanksgiving trailer was the best of those fake trailers I thought. I don’t know how that would work as a full length movie, but that trampoline bit was icky.
Machete is gonna be awesome.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions
What an awesome game!
It was so great, I was actually smiling when the alarm went off this morning. And I am NOT a morning person.
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
bryan colangelo just talked about how aldridge is getting $15 mil more than Bargnani
and getting only 1.2 rebs more.
Ahahahahaha
Well, per year Aldridge doesn’t get much more than Bargnani. And since he does at least as much on 80 nights, that seems very fine.
Plus, hey, maybe LMA will get a whiff of his comments and will double his rebounding efforts
When Camby’s not in the game at least. Camby’s a rebound Hoover. Or Dyson.
or Orek.
those vaccums suck
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions
vacuum’s sucking is a good thing……
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions
yeah….if you put them on reverse.
hopefully Camby is a vacuum and not a shopvac.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions
It is their purpose in life
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions
sigh…..
Orek’s are very good vacuums. so they suck. cause really good vacuums suck a lot.
a crappy vacuum does not suck. a crappy vacuum doesn’t do much of anything except make noise. like Canzano.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions
seriously
i can’t believe him justifying bargnani’s horrible contract by citing LA’s.
I mean, Maggette averages just one point fewer than Roy. But no one would consider the two comparable.
This is a guy who dished out $100 mil for Turk/Barg, and essentially handcuffed his team.
I like that Colangelo still thinks he at least gets something for Bosh in a sign and trade
Keep that hope alive. The Blazers and Lakers might make you an offer you can’t refuse ;)
Bosh: Convince me fast, or I'm gone to a contender.
"That’s what it comes down to at the end of the day," said Bosh. "I want to play in the post-season. I want to advance. I’ve been playing seven years. It’s time to start thinking about stuff like that."
"Looking at our situation, I think there has to be changes only because we didn’t make the playoffs" Bosh said. "It’s not like we’re building off success."
When asked if Colangelo needs to pitch his star on the future, Bosh replied "Of course. Every GM is going to try and sell their business. That’s what people have to remember, it’s a business.
"I’m in a position where everyone is going to try and sell me their business now."
I still fear the Lakers call with Bynum. But ultimately, this is up to Bosh. If he wants to go to a team that has the cap space like Miami or Chicago and that team doesn’t want to offer anything else or Toronto doesn’t like their offer, he can still go. He doesn’t have to accept a S&T. There are situations where he can earn more money by going that route, but he seems to have reached the point where he wants to get paid, but winning in the playoffs is more important than getting an extra 5 millions over the course of the contract.
Bargnani did get one vote for rookie of the year.
LMA didn’t get any.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
Was it me, or did Nate actually seem a little more flexible with his rotations than in the past?
I get the paper, so I don't care!
Nate's gone to the hot hand late in the game before
Leaving JB in over Rudy was an easy call and I’m glad he did it.
BAYLESS BAYLESS BAYBAYBAY LEEEEESSSS
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions
plus he didn’t even get a backcourt violation!
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
nice :)
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
Bayless really impressed me last night. i was happy for him. hopefully he can keep that up.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
the kid is mentally strong, you gotta give him that.
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
It would’ve been so undeserved for his FTs to cost us the game after everything he did to help get us there.
I agree
especially cause Bayless seems to weigh that stuff heavily in his heart. The one he misses earlier this season, not the one ’Dre told him to make and Roy said to miss, blah blah, but the one he just missed on accident, messed with him for a while.
Cake or Death?
by GiantBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
i agree. and he was making smart plays. i liked how he put up that floater once instead of going deeper in the lane where he usually gets blocked. he seemed to be making smarter plays last night.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
he made two floaters!!!
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
right now i feel kinda like Indiana Jones. I’ve got my whip attached to the back axle of the Bayless Bandwagon and I’m about to start attempting to climb aboard.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions
yeah. I am not the biggest Bayless fan; his game is annoying at times, and he’s far from a finished product. I just love the kid’s tenacity and the way he attacks the rim. He is a perfect match against Phoenix.
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions
it’d be cool if he’s the guy that steps up unexpectedly to help us win the series. maybe this whole thing will help him “click” and he’ll make smarter decisions regularly now.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions
let’s not forget the fact that it’s a lot easier to look like you’re making good decisions when you aren’t playing with Juwan Howard. He was good in the starting lineup, and only declined when put in the second unit.
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions
maybe.
to me it looked like Bayless was picking his spots a lot better rather than just careening in to the lane every time. those floaters were great and just the thing he needs. he’s gotta find a way to make himself less predictable and that might be one way to make it happen.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions
also note that the two outside jumpers he took were very key in getting the defense to come out and open the lane. They are annoying, but a necessary evil to his success.
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
ok, two of the long 2s were acceptable. The one from the corner was just an awful possession.
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s better able to pick his spots with Miller on the floor. Those two open up lanes for each other because the defense shifts to respect both of them.
When Jerryd was in the game w/o Dre, he had some bad long 2s and other rough possessions, although he did get a couple transition buckets to make up for it.
I gave him credit for that as well
In the first half he was still conservative taking Nic out when he was already the #2 scorer, but in the second half he kept Jerryd and Nico and whatever worked going.
It kinda reminds me of the famous Chris Rock routine
Where he makes fun of people asking for credit on things you are supposed to do. For example people that say, “I take care of my kids”. Well, yeah, you are supposed to!
Here we are giving credit to Nate for staying with what was working. Well, Nate, you are supposed to!
I get the paper, so I don't care!
Sounds like European air space is going to start reopening in a few hours
Good news. The regulators appear to admit they have overreacted on this one, although I don’t blame their immediate decisions.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Wow...that excuse
really works well. See how the Blazers used it for not making the playoffs? Oh wait…..
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
by antediluvian on Apr 19, 2010 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Abbott made a good point in his article: We struggled much more with Amundson in the Suns lineup
Although he doesn’t hit threes like Channing, he disrupts on defense and can still score on plays around the bucket offensively.
When Frye went back in late
I was so happy. He is not good on D. I laughed when Rice called him a top class 3 point shooter.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
He had a three point percentage of .439. He was #6 overall for the whole season.
Pretty sure that qualifies him as top class.
I'm still not totally sold on him
He needs to put together another season close to that before I consider him top class.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Fair enough
You may have missed it since you didn’t see the game on KGW but Rice was doing a great job calling out exactly what Phoenix would run the last five minutes of the game.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Yeah no Mike and Mike for me at all.
I’m not sure if NBA TV will show them, or will use their own broadcasters.
Tuesday they'll probably use Phoenix's folks
Who are okay. Thursday who knows.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Rice was also ripping on Gentry
In what was a very funny way of course.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Ken Mauer doing tonight's Utah/Denver game
Sorry Denver, he seems to hate home teams.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
i don’t think even Ken Mauer can prevent Denver from winning that series.
Utah is without Boozer, AK47, and Okur right?
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Boozer will play
The other two no.
I agree though, you lack an inside game and Denver will destroy you.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
ah….i couldn’t remember if Boozer was out or not.
in any case, I think Denver wins in 5 games.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions
maybe….
they’d destroy OKC. i think L*kers would beat Denver. but it’d be really close. probably 7 games.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 9:46 AM PDT up reply actions
that was a funny post
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
this is funny
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions
I give them credit
That’s about the only way they can respond to last night.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
listening to this bumbling idiot gm from TOR
i can’t fathom how a guy as smart and well adjusted as KP is on a hot seat.
listening to this bumbling idiot gm from TOR
i can’t fathom how a guy as smart and well adjusted as KP is on a hot seat.
All the fan shots are threatening to bring the junk off the main page.
Rec-ing for visibility and Rec-ing for 1-0.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
aww you two are so sweet
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions
5
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions
did you know that alvin gentry coached
dre and the clips to a 19-39 record in 02-03, before getting canned?
I am not sure if I want my skeletons to come out of the closet or not.
I am pretty sure I don’t, but there is nothing wrong with coming out of the closet. It is hard to not sound like a bad guy in this scenario.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
closet doors are made from many kinds of wood
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I had no idea he ever coached before this gig.
Dude isn’t exactly stellar on the in-game adjustments.
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
TNT showed he had a career playoff coaching record of 2-3
I haven’t looked it up, but I presume that means he once coached in a Best of 5 series that went 5 games. Which mean it’s been a while since he coached a playoff game.
Nate has more practical experience in playoff coaching.
Wikipedia says...
He served as an interim coach for the Miami Heat at the end of the 1995 season, and later coached the Detroit Pistons and the Los Angeles Clippers. He is currently the head coach for the Phoenix Suns
Team KP
we got an oregon shout out in this yahoo article. can you guess which small town gets the shoutout?
America’s Funniest Small-Town Names
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
Wankers Corner
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions
i was wrong….
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions
Want to see what the Ash cloud has done to European flights
Just look at this map. Looks like it will easing tomorrow though:

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
look out Canada… it’s coming for you next
#10, #52
by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions
It actually is
Its shut down St. John’s airport (which is only a big deal in as much as it is an airport designed to handle any emergency landings on over the pole flights (West coast to Europe)…
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
They are reopening the Amsterdam airport in about an hour
Which is great news.
But yeah. It does show the advantages of a unified air traffic control system, like we have in the US . I wonder if this will lead to one in Europe.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I thought they'd be more suited to deal with a smoky atmosphere when taking off...
Yes! Yes! In the face!
I give you
the fourth generation iPhone

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
Looks good. I knew about the front-facing camera. Hope they make the home button stronger, it will be used a lot for app switching.
Also, I feel for the poor guy who lost it. A chinese worker who lost an early prototype committed suicide.
Assuming it wasn't stolen. There are conflicting reports.
If he lost it, well, employees know the punishment for losing items that aren’t released to the public yet.
I like it a lot
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions
I agree
they needed to update the exterior. im excited cause im eligible for my upgrade!
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions
not sure
apple has dropped all their iphones at the end of june/beginning of july so i assume around then
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions
it looks like it
but it’s actually thinner than the 3gs
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
no way
i like it a ton more than the current models
did you click the link and watch the video?
its beautiful
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
it looks pretty ugly
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by Philthyanimal on Apr 19, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
TWSS
"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99
"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91
Most of them don’t
"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99
"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91
What’s new
• Front-facing video chat camera
• Improved regular back-camera (the lens is quite noticeably larger than the iPhone 3GS)
• Camera flash
• Micro-SIM instead of standard SIM (like the iPad)
• Improved display. It’s unclear if it’s the 960×640 display thrown around before—it certainly looks like it, with the “Connect to iTunes” screen displaying much higher resolution than on a 3GS.
• What looks to be a secondary mic for noise cancellation, at the top, next to the headphone jack
• Split buttons for volume
• Power, mute, and volume buttons are all metallic
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
That's what I like to hear.
“We feel like we can play better,” Portland coach Nate McMillan said. “We got the first one, but we didn’t come here to get just one.”
And I've said it before, I'll say it again
I don’t think they get even ONE at the RG, but they sure ain’t getting two.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
The suns have really ugly jerseys
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
yeah, the sun has gone to their heads
#10, #52
by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions
Seriously that has got to be one of the worst slogans I have ever heard
They are trying to be cool and use text-style lingo but they fail.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
My girlfriend said this about 20 times last night during the game
she literally couldn’t get over the ugliness.
Cake or Death?
by GiantBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
“Will we miss football? Of course we will,” said NFL Players Association president Kevin Mawae, who confirmed that professional football players would join all other pro athletes in turning in their uniforms and shredding their playbooks by May 1. “It’s all most of us know. But for a long time now, there’s been a feeling that football wasn’t worth playing as long as Skip Bayless was able to take these ridiculously adversarial devil’s-advocate stances purely to rile up viewers and get attention. It’s better this way.”
hahaha
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions
Okay, this ranks as one of the worst playoff performances I've ever heard of
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2010/04/17/sports/s164146D44.DTL
The San Jose Sharks couldn’t score on Craig Anderson all night. Moments into overtime, they somehow managed to put the puck past their own goalie.
Ryan O’Reilly was credited with a bizarre goal 51 seconds into overtime following an errant pass by defenseman Dan Boyle, giving the Colorado Avalanche a 1-0 victory over San Jose on Sunday night and a 2-1 lead in the Western Conference series.
Anderson was simply splendid in net all night, stopping 51 shots.
Anderson and San Jose’s Evgeni Nabokov were locked in after allowing a combined 11 goals in Game 2 in the Sharks’ overtime victory.
Nabokov didn’t have much a chance on the winner. He was hugging the post when Boyle tried to send the puck around the boards as O’Reilly pursued him. The puck wound up sneaking in between Nabokov and the post.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Seriously, how do you get 51 shots, dominate the entire game, then lose on an own goal less than a minute into OT???
Answer: Be the San Jose Sharks. They’re as clutch in the playoffs as the Phoenix Suns.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
Oh come on
The Suns don’t deserve that, they didn’t lose as a 1 seed.
if they get swept the Suns do but I don’t think that happens.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Sorry. I couldn't resist.
You mean this isn’t the trash talking thread still?
Yes! Yes! In the face!
brandon roy is overrated
id take Joe Johnson and Iggy over Brandon Roy
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions
Roy's selfishness is thrice the selfishness of those lesser ballers!
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
Got to keep a level head
Its just one game, a big game but still need 3 more.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I was referring more to their history of no titles, but it's still not a fair comparison.
After all, the Sharks have a history of being the most underachieving franchise in all of major professional sports. No one can match their disparity between regular season success and postseason failure.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
I know home ice means little in the NHL playoffs
But man.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
PHOENIX—After hearing his name in myriad trade rumors, Phoenix Suns forward Amar’e Stoudemire revealed Wednesday that, nearly two months after the NBA trade deadline, he is still trying to figure out which team he should currently be playing for.
bahahahha
play for us amare. just give us the ball, miss your shots, and leave us open.
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions
I hate Skip Bayless. What an unbelievable tool.
by jksnake99 on Apr 19, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
lol, my response was intended for the other Onion article Timmay linked to above. Its better this way though.
Bayless said this morning on First Take
that the Suns are in serious trouble….the Two-Live Stews (what a lame name) basically think that Suns loss to us was “blip” on the radar and that the Suns will win the series
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, Bayless got this one right. The Suns are in serious trouble. The series is at best a tossup for them now. Doesn’t change my opinion that he’s a giant tool, a complete idiot and borderline racist, however.
Never been impressed with any of the other panelists on that show, but I hate Skip the most by far.
No I agree
a complete tool….he probably likes us cause LMA is from Texas
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice
ESPN reporting that Louisville will open the college basketball season this fall against Butler.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
uh oh
ben just uploaded some youtube vids ( i subscribe to his account, so i can see them right when he puts em up).
there he goes divulging our secrets to the world again.
it’s ok… I’m convinced Ben is working for Nate, and this is a plot if misdirection aimed at the Suns…. since Gentry obviously reads Bedge
#10, #52
by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions
Rays sweep the Red Sox. Good thing the Blazers won, otherwise Claire would be pretty depressed right now.
Yes but still kind of shocking that the Red Sox are 1-6 at home
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
yeah but Boston is already 5 games behind Tampa Bay and New York. That’s a significant hole, even this early.
Usually they don't crater til after the All Star Break
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Yep
as of right now they have about a 10% chance of winning the divison
http://www.coolstandings.com/baseball_standings.asp?i=1
Seems like some people are counting out the Spurs already. I don’t get that— that was a competitive game at Dallas where Dirk was 12 for 14. If he cools off at all, the Spurs have a good chance.
It went like I expected it to go. Mavs 4-2.
Terry had a bad game except for the dagger 3, Beaubois didn’t play at all, Haywood played mediocre. The Spurs could do a better job stopping Dirk, but he knows them so well now that this will be hard to do. Last year they swarmed him, and that didn’t work either. Kidd had a great second half. Hack-A-Damp didn’t work. If they double team Dirk from here on out, they can force Marion, Kidd, Butler and Terry to beat them. That should win them a game or two, but all in all I think the Mavs have the Spurs figured out.
Dirk will probably not go 12-14 again, so the Spurs have a chance. The series is far from over.
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
25/10 is enough, with the occasional 35+ game
With Pop and the individual talent of Duncan, Ginobili and Parker it’s of course not over, but it’s going as expected. The Mavs have the better bench, and have upgraded 2 positions compared to last year. And last year, they won.
the Spurs have upgraded a lot more than the Mavs did since last series. They added a better Duncan and Manu, to go with McDyess and an improved Hill.
Mavs might win, but this is not the same Spurs team.
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions
It looks very much like the same Spurs team to me. Ginobili +1, Parker -1, Duncan equal or +1, bench sucks aside from Blair, Jefferson -1.
Then again I’m so used to seeing them for the last decade, so that feeling is probably mutual. Both teams just know each other very well from the regular season and intense playoff series. I don’t expect it to be all smooth sailing, but I have a very good feeling for this one. There were only about 5 minutes last night when I thought the Mavs could lose the game.
People are always in such a rush to declare the Spurs dead
I think the Mavs will win, but the Spurs are the Spurs.
#52
Stein reports AWESOME NEWS!
From Twitter:
Just filed to ESPN.com: Blazers and Marcus Camby in talks on contract extension. POR hopes to lock up Camby before free agency. Link on way
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
by skywaker9 on Apr 19, 2010 11:39 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I like this. Hopefully this isn't a Vulcan or KP move, but rather a collaboration.
Either way, signing Camby is just smart considering Przybilla’s uncertain future.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
Pryz's best case is probably the All-Star break next year
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
A good move
I really think Greg can learn a LOT from playing with Camby for a couple of years.
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
by antediluvian on Apr 19, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions
LaMarcus can learn a lot. Or at least focus on boxing out with Camby doing the shot contesting.
As a good high-low passer, he should also help to get those big man moves going. And he still moves very good for his age, way better than Garnett or TD move at the moment. As long as he gets no major injury and just his occasional habitual sprains and tweaks, he’ll be solid for the next 2 years.
SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions
fanshot this or something!
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
Someone can do it
Go ahead, once the link gets posted, I don’t feel like doing it right now.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
done done done done done
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
Link now up
http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=5114282
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
nice!!
Good thing KP might get fired, Marcus Camby is garbage.
Cake or Death?
by GiantBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions
can anyone compete with a healthy GregMarcus Almby???
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
YES YES YES!!!
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions
that would be awesome
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions
Brian Berger kept trying to get his agent on 95.5 this weekend
but the agent kept delaying it cuz something waz going down. I am not sure if he ever made it on.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
I hope they save KP’s job.
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes
MARCUS CAMBY!!! MARCUS CAMBY!!! MARCUS CAMBY!!!
I actually read Canzano this morning. He had a great quote from Dean Demo
Referring to this weekend’s games —
The scores are way down, and the games are playoff-ugly. And we’re the King of Ugly.
The King of Ugly would be a good screenname.
35 in Q4!
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
by antediluvian on Apr 19, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
free throws helped too.
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Not to put too much stock in one game
but Rudy’s performance last night underlined all my concerns about his future. It really has nothing to do with missing some 3 pointers. How many NBA 2-guards with Steve Nash defending them dribble the ball a couple times behind the 3 point line, then just pass the ball back to the point guard? Sure, guys like Sefalosha and Afflolo aren’t going to attack, but they are primarily defenders. Rudy can’t fall back on that card.
Does this concern anyone else?
He certainly needs to step it up
I thought he looked like he had no confidence at all. He passed up shots he should take and should make.
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
by antediluvian on Apr 19, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions
He missed four wide open 3s
And then hit one that was actually pretty well contested.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I've been saying for a while that the catch and shoot 3 is really Rudy's strong point
if he spots up and thinks about it, at least this season, he seems to miss far more often than when he catches it on the break, or just after getting position, and tosses it up.
Cake or Death?
by GiantBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
that's not the point though--I would have the same concerns if he was hitting the 3s
the fact that they put Nash on him and he had no interest in doing anything but shoot 3s kind of makes the idea that Rudy is more than a 3 point shooter suspect.
Honestly, I expect very little from Rudy. It's a lost year for him
I want to see how he looks this coming Winter. That will tell us so much more about his long term.
the fact that they’re able to hide Nash on Rudy is not good for his NBA future. That’s why Bayless-Dre is so rad; they can’t hide Nash.
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions
the recognition was something that really impressed me about Batum's performance
even though driving to the hoop isn’t a really strong part of his game, he realized that JRich and Hill aren’t good defenders and that they don’t have a shotblocker, so he really did try to get to the cup. Sometimes it was more effective than others, but that really stuck with me.
i liked when Rudy did a little dance after Batum hit that corner three late in the 4th.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
his dance was hilarious.
it looked like he was flat footin’
Cake or Death?
by GiantBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
can anyone give me a review on the for-pay KGW stream? My roommate and I are looking into splitting the cost. Two bucks isn’t so bad; but, if the stream is going to suck, I’d like to get my anger out now and not during the game.
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
i remember hearing not so good things about it earlier in the year. that it was choppy and all that. but i don’t know now. hopefully it will work out.
otherwise you’re gonna have to take a roadtrip as far south as it takes to get KGW.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions
or use an illegal stream
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Some of the people in the GDT said it went out near the end of the game
Ann was one of them, you may want to ask her later.
Well KGW itself went out for a minute
it was during a commercial thankfully, but their feed has been pretty bad all year.
Cake or Death?
by GiantBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I couldn't get the thing to play. It just kept buffering and I'd have to refresh
to get it to play for a couple of seconds, then back to buffering. I finally resorted to an illegal feed which played fine, so I don’t think it was problems on my end.
#52
illegal feeds
FTW
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. - Missy Dizick
3 years, 20 mil for camby
with a third year team option. make that frontloaded, and i’ll call it perfect
it’ll be more like ten million per year, I think. That’s what his current production earns, and we’ll be paying a premium to prevent him from testing UFA.
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions
But others will do the same.
Lots of teams with money this coming summer.
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
im kinda weary about a theo-esque situation
just some fears of the past, but i do trust camby more than i do ratliff.
I agree with Cab below and above.
Accept paying him too much but just make it for 2 years and we’ll be okay.
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
two years is a risk? He’d be an expiring in a season.
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
what would that do for Greg’s extension?
and when is Nic going to get his?
is PA just gonna say screw it and pay luxury tax?
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions
that is BRP’s theory. Nic doesn’t get his salary bumped up until Camby’s hypothetical deal would be gone, anyway, if it’s two years long.
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
ah…i couldn’t remember when Batum’s rookie deal was up. i thought it was after next year. he’s gonna have to be one of the top 4 paid players on the team i would think.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
yep.
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions
after the new cba
camby will probably get something like $10.
$10/hr. which will be the new MLE
"I told somebody to stop crying," Pendergraph said after the game. "Actually, I told them all to stop crying."
If you want to be a championship contender, you eventually will have to pay it
I hope PA agrees. We need to use our MLE this summer.
Childress.
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
you don't think atlanta would match?
"I told somebody to stop crying," Pendergraph said after the game. "Actually, I told them all to stop crying."
you don't think atlanta would match?
"I told somebody to stop crying," Pendergraph said after the game. "Actually, I told them all to stop crying."
not if we did the full MLE
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions
ATL can't afford to spend a lot.
With 4000 fans showing up to the game and all. What a sad, sad pro sports town.
"I think he’s been doing some good things. I think he’s been doing some good things. He’s had to play a lot of minutes lately with Blake being out. I think he’s been doing some good things." -Nate McMillan
It really does make me sad, the whole Atlanta situation
they’ve a great, hard working team, that plays very flashy b-ball, and the only time they don’t have more empty seats than full, is when the Lakers come to town.
Cake or Death?
Before I go to class.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_ypvBcqQ0s&feature=related
"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99
"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91
chris paul
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions
dre, rudy, jpec for cp3
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions
can we please not refer to Joel as JPEC? It feels like an insult to the guy that was on the ground floor of the rebuilding project.
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions 3 recs
I won't use it until I know for certain he's not playing at all next year.
That’s gonna be a while.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
we don't.
keep him. collect insurance money. he comes back and plays spot minutes, forming the most formidable front court 4-some in nba history. Joel wins a ring with the Blazers and then retires.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Dwyer loves us
Kelly Dwyer
Portland looks scarier on the second watch than they did in the first.
Team KP
He always did.
"I think he’s been doing some good things. I think he’s been doing some good things. He’s had to play a lot of minutes lately with Blake being out. I think he’s been doing some good things." -Nate McMillan
Blazers have reached an agreement to keep Camby for additional 2 years
Waiting for league approval!!!!!!!!!
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 12:08 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
wat
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions
EOD!
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 12:15 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
hehe
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice! Saved us from ourselves
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 1:24 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
but did he finish his meal?
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
95.5 they are talking about it now!
wake me in 2011
Just heard it from Dwight Jaynes and kenny Vance on 95.5
Details of deal around $25 mil for two years with some sort of undisclosed, creative payment aspect that is holding up approval for the moment. Expected to be official within 2-3 days!
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 12:14 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
holy crudlips PA likes Camby.
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions
we’re paying for it being short-term.
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
This comes across as a PA decision, not a KP decision.
Just IMO. It sounds like PA did the same thing he did when he saw Theo.
ftfy
Camby + DurantRoy+Batum = Dynasty
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions
i fixed it for him too.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
hahahahahaha YEAH YEAH YEAH
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Yikes
That means AM is going to get him now
by tominhawaii on Apr 19, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions
AM has just been taking little snacks
I’m afraid now his hunger will be too much and he’ll take a big bite.
by tominhawaii on Apr 19, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions
holy smokes
these are the best back to back days in blazer history
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
i hear 2 years 25mil
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions
giddiness is welling up inside of me.
i will now frantically refresh oregonlive and espn websites to see official word….
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions
yay yay yay yay!
double whammy of Blazers Awesomeness all within less than 24 hours!
Cake or Death?
by GiantBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Does anyone else think $10 million plus it too much to pay someone who is 38 and with a history of injuries?
by tominhawaii on Apr 19, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Like buying beer in the RG.
It’s worth it because you have no other choice.
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
12.5 mil surprises me, for sure. That’s a ton for a guy his age, and as you say he’s not exactly been a picture of health.
Because its only 2 years though, its not too risky. Worst case scenario, he’s MCEC after a year.
he’s not 38 yet, right?
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions
He's 36
Date of birth: March 22, 1974 (1974-03-22) (age 36)
by tominhawaii on Apr 19, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
so, we get him til age 38.
I dunno. I’m ok with it because it’s only two years.
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
he just turned 36 in March...
Cake or Death?
by GiantBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions
It's a 2 year deal
He’ll be getting paid over $10 million a year when he’s 38
by tominhawaii on Apr 19, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah, okay. All clear
Shaq’s 38…
Cake or Death?
by GiantBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Sounds like the market rate for bigs
Maybe the market rate will dip this summer, but it doesn’t seem as risky as some signings. Quality player, short contract, etc.
Is that the market rate for old bigs?
I’m cool with it next year, but I imagine a lot of buyers remorse in 2012
That could happen...
but the Blazers needed to come up with a center anyway. Joel won’t be back until mid-season at best, and I don’t think we want them to go into the season with Oden starting and Howard as our back-up C.
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
by antediluvian on Apr 19, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions
funny - or not reall at all.
Kenny Vance was saying the Tom Penn firing earning Camby about another 8 million. PA had signed off on extending Camby right before Penn was fired. However, when Penn was fired, it delayed the Camby signing. Camby had an awesome past two months, and a bunch of teams came calling, so his price went up.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
next year is going to be ridiculous if we use our MLE and keep relative health. Holy snot.
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
who do you think isn’t gonna be back (other than deiner)… that’s what I keep wondering… assuming we keep our draft picks from this year, we’re gonna have to shed a couple players
#10, #52
by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions
that’s what i would guess as well.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Mills is guaranteed a second year I thought
Since he played 10 games
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
nope, that’s Pendy’s contract.
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Keep Howard and have him be a practice guy only, then he retires and becomes an assistant?
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 12:20 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Mills and Diener will be gone, and possibly Juwan. Also, a trade with Rudy and/or Martell would not be surprising in the least.
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Is the MLE not just going to be used on Marcus Camby?
He won’t command more than that will he?
"I don't feel like I'm going to be happy or complete until I'm an All-Star. My favorite example is that it took Chauncey six, seven years. And Chauncey's been a mentor for me, and I've learned a lot from him in these last couple years. So, people can say what they want, but I'll get the last laugh. " - Bayless
by StuckeyDuck on Apr 19, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah, ok. Thanks.
"I don't feel like I'm going to be happy or complete until I'm an All-Star. My favorite example is that it took Chauncey six, seven years. And Chauncey's been a mentor for me, and I've learned a lot from him in these last couple years. So, people can say what they want, but I'll get the last laugh. " - Bayless
by StuckeyDuck on Apr 19, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions
we will retain our Mid Level Exception, because we’re using our Bird Rights Exception to sign Camby, as I see it. The use of one exception does not preclude the use of another.
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Yup. And 2 years 25 million is far above the MLE.
But he’s coming off a six year deal, and his Bird Rights came along him in the trade. He was never waived during that period, only traded.
And if this is Howard's last year in the league, I hope the Blazers find a way to keep him in the organziation.
This playoff run would never have happened without him.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
I can see Howard coming back
Ideally he doesn’t play a minute next year though.
by tominhawaii on Apr 19, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
We could do with Howard, what the Bucks did with Stackhouse this year.
Keep him around as a locker room/practice figure. And then sign him after the all-star break to give us a boost and insurance body for the second half of the year and play-off run.
"I don't feel like I'm going to be happy or complete until I'm an All-Star. My favorite example is that it took Chauncey six, seven years. And Chauncey's been a mentor for me, and I've learned a lot from him in these last couple years. So, people can say what they want, but I'll get the last laugh. " - Bayless
by StuckeyDuck on Apr 19, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I've been so happy all day.
After all the crap the team (and fans) has been through this season, today feels like Christmas.
Team KP
WHY IS BEN NOT DOING ANYTHING?
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
WHY IS BEN NOT DOING ANYTHING?
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
ahhhhh bedge died!
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
and twitter is broken
THE INTERNET IS DYING!!
Cake or Death?
by GiantBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 12:26 PM PDT up reply actions
oop twitter is back up
and Ben hasn’t said a thing.
Cake or Death?
by GiantBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Proof Ben both Crashed the interwebs, and is an unapologetic Suns Fanboy
#10, #52
by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions
this is so reminiscent of 99-00
when we re-loaded our team with high paid vets.
im praying to the basketball gods that we stay healthy next year, cause it’s gonna be our season. i mean, a front line of oden-camby-aldridge?!!
easily the best in the league.
But we actually have young talent
This time.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
so if Camby is staying next year…..
Oden off the bench?
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
no you have to start greg
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions
or bring camby off the bench
maybe lamarcus+camby is better than oden+lamarcus, since they both post up?
Depends on how good Greg looks in Training camp.
But the goal should always be to start with him.
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
Have to start Oden
He was playing at All-Star level before the injury.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
As good as Camby’s been, its still not close to what Oden was doing— Greg gives you efficient offense which Camby isn’t able to do.
Greg's PER was around 24 when he went out
Which is phenomenal.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
He's still top 10 in the league
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions
i thought maybe with the way Camby helps LA so much it might matter. was just curious what people thought.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions
If KP finds a way to get us Darren Collison I would be very happy
I pride myself on toughness, I hate to lose, I love guarding big guys even though I’m the smallest guy. It shows a sense of pride.
This group of guys has such good chemistry and they’re so tough I want to fit in right way. Portland is one of those teams that I definitely want to come here. I’ve been looking at this team before I made the decision to come back to UCLA. This is one of the teams I’ve been looking at for a long time. I like their personality, they play together. It’s never one person. Brandon Roy is an exceptionally good player individually but he does anything to help them win the game.
What I want to do is take a little bit more load off Brandon Roy. A point guard’s job is to create for others. Steve Blake does an exceptionally good job at that. I have a tendency for living in the paint the last few years. I want to do that a little bit so Brandon Roy doesn’t have to create so much. Not just create shots for myself but try to get everybody open and involved. But the biggest thing first and foremost before I talk about anything is defense. I pride myself on defense, I’ve been doing that for the last 3 years.
-darren collison
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
steph curry
would be an awsome pairing with roy too; too bad the warriors would get rid of ellis before curry
Anything is possible with that stupid team
Although we may see no moves until the team is sold (which is the best thing to happen to that franchise in a long time, other than drafting CP3).
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Or the Nets could just give us their #1 pick and we'll take John Wall.
C’mon…..Harris is tested. Wall is unproven. The Nets will go for that, right???
Yes! Yes! In the face!
hahaha
draft evan turner
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Possibly. If only to keep him from Utah.
D-Will and Turner backcourt is scary.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
Kevin Harlan
says that he saw Lamarcus last night after the game in the elevator at the hotel and his smile was huge and he was super happy. and our win was one of the biggest Portland has ever had.
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
that was awesome
i love to see emotion out of our guys
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions
gif plz
i didnt see it!
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm glad you brought this up.
Rudy on the bench did not look like someone upset to not be playing. He looked like a guy who was thrilled to be supporting his teammates. Now, certainly, we need more than moral support from this guy, but it felt good considering all of the people who seem concerned that he’s just a whinny complainer. Dude looked thrilled to be able to cheer for that win with his teammates that made it happen.
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
yep!!!!!!!!
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
and dre after his 3
keepin his hand up
so awesome
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I heard somewhere after that, that he had only made 16 threes all season before that.
In other news, did you know Jerome Bettis is from Detroit?
Yes! Yes! In the face!
baller.
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Rather than anger
Which is what Amare showed and what clearly threw him off his game.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Yup
There are certain players that play better when they are pissed, Roy and Kobe among them but Amare is not one.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Amar''''e is at his best in the flow of the game
catching and shooting or going to the hoop. When he gets into 1 on 5 situations, his whole team suffers.
Batum did a great job denying the ball when he got switched over, and Camby’s active feet made switching viable even though Nash got his.
But Dre has no problem in those situations
Scored three times 1 on 3. Very Roy-esque
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
yeah
Dre is always able to keep his head up, it seems. Incredible composure in tight spaces. Once Amar’e puts his head down, he never stops to see what’s happening.
Amare is a finisher on offense
Ya can’t run an offense through him; he’ll make the simple pass or take the shot.
But if ya set him up and let him finish, he is obviously incredibly destructive some games because he’s such a beast.
I would love them to keep posting him up and letting him figure it out. He isn’t good at that.
#52
unfortunately, he said he’ll have to get away from that in the presser last night. Said he needs to get the ball on the move and farther from the basket, not on the block.
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
Nooooooooooooooo
He’s so good just isoing in the post, let him read the defense and make a decision, it’s totally his game… nooooooooooo.
#52
best part of the camby extension:
keeping him away from OKC.
now, we just gotta do something with bosh.
let’s not bag on them too quickly. They have time.
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions
They're still a threat, but they're clearly missing pieces. Center being a big one.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
They still will need a Center.
And won’t have another lottery pick to boost their team anymore.
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
They get Phoenix's pick
So two mid to late first round picks.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Damn, right.
Well, we’ll get to see how good Presti is drafting entirely out of the lotto and/or making draft day trades.
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
Dunno...Ibaka can do some things.
He has a chance to grow into a legit defensive 5 yet.
"I think he’s been doing some good things. I think he’s been doing some good things. He’s had to play a lot of minutes lately with Blake being out. I think he’s been doing some good things." -Nate McMillan
He can definitely do somethings.
But they’ll need more in the front court than that.
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
OKC has not quite enough cap space for Bosh. At least not for max.
I think Bosh goes to Chicago or Miami.
Wade IS pretty handsome
For now at least. I’ve felt Wade will look weird as an older man for a while now, Norsk. I feel confident in this belief. His features will age badly because everything on his face will all get big and the proportions won’t look good. In the future… not during his playing days.
#52
?
yeah. he’s not attractive. when i see him i think of STDs
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 19, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Stoned Temple Donkeys?
They had a great album back in the 90s if I recall. I don’t get the connection.
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
cause you like treasure hunts?
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions
cause bone is for the dog and meat is for the (wo)man?
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
Well, I remember some individuals of latin decent.
Who, in response to why they liked their women – shapely – stated that bones are for the dogs, meat is for the man.
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0YZTXkFbEA
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
pretty good looking if I do say so.
and he already has a ring…
I wish KP and PA didn't act like schoolchildren.
That is all.
When he has that bandaid on his cheek he is damn near irresistable
to Mort
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
he’s gotta be one of the best looking NBA stars, right? LeBron, Kobe, Duncan, Manu, Deron… looking through the top fifteen players, a lot of them aren’t lookers.
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
My friend thinks the reason Roy will never be as big as Kobe
is because he isn’t good looking enough.
Cake or Death?
Roy's visage doesn't scream national ad campaign
Not sure why Kobe’s does though.
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
He's also got a nice charisma about him.
Looks better than cp3
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
CP’s interesting. He looks a looot better outside of the uniform for some reason. Maybe the colors don’t suit him.
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
he looks short and squat in his uniform
I wish KP and PA didn't act like schoolchildren.
That is all.
he looks better in the summer
when he’s tan and relaxed. During the season he looks ragged, can’t really blame him however.
I wish KP and PA didn't act like schoolchildren.
That is all.
Yeah I don't think Kobe is a very good looking guy
And Brandon has a REALLY nice smile. Not as good as Juwan though, I can’t help but cheese out when he smiles.
Cake or Death?
Juwan is goofy, but it works great for him.
I miss seeing Channing smile on our bench too.
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
kobe is so damn fine esp with his earrings.
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 19, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions
i can't help that the man is sexy
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 19, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
no he is not
he has a weird pointy face and in the “Basketball is just a game” promo he gives the most genuine pedophile facial expression I have ever seen.
I wish KP and PA didn't act like schoolchildren.
That is all.
yes he is
i love his nose. something extremely sexy about it.
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 19, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions
whatever dude
we’re all entitled to our own opinions on what is beautiful.
BUT HE IS A LAKER. HE WEARS PURPLE AND YELLOW.
Got to be a real.fan and blindly hate him until its olympics time and then we’re all on the team of USA and I can root for him then.
I wish KP and PA didn't act like schoolchildren.
That is all.
and even in the olympics
it’s still best to wish he sucks but USA wins
by HD on Apr 19, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
ima 'real.fan' but got no room for hate in this heart!!!!!
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 19, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
it's passion. dont get it twisted yo.
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 19, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I agree with this.
Dude got the market cornered on creepy.
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
I like when he tries to impersonate Michael Jordan
and falls on his ass
I wish KP and PA didn't act like schoolchildren.
That is all.
the emotions make the meat tender
#10, #52
by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh...I thought you can taste the fear
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Kobe has majorly creepy eyebrows on that spot
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Yup, for a big and superstar.
He moves great and has a super smile.
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
his boday is. ohhhhhmy
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 19, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
You board says 'sick' but your loins say meow

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
It's okay; you're among friends.
We won’t judge you. Make fun of you, most likely, but never judge you.
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
thanks! that was so comforting!
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 19, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I draw the line at dressing like a minor league baseball mascot
#10, #52
by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions
As an arcitect, isn't drawing lines basically what you?
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
sometimes there are curves involved
#10, #52
by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Wicked cool.
Do you get to use one of those compasses that don’t give you directions?
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
means a lot babygirl! right back at cha
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 19, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions
We gotta stick together.
It’s a crazy world out there.
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
"your loins say meow"
I lol’d
"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"
-Dave
Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"
Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."
I only shave when Dave gives me the okay.
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
So wise.
He should have another live chat tonight so we can find out what to do next.
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
We haven't lost a playoff game this year following one of his chats yet!
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
so we need to have one
how can we get in touch with him?
I wish KP and PA didn't act like schoolchildren.
That is all.
I suppose we could e-mail him.
That would probably be more effective than my other idea, which is to go in from a mirror and say davedeckherd three times and see if he appears.
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
Sent it!
Now we play the waiting game.
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
going in front of a mirror could also work.
But I think we need to e-mail him.
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
Now this would make a great screen name.
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
Yup.
The one who exposed Greg’s true ‘upside’ to us.
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
People are getting really quick at jumping on these great screennames.
One day, people will probably be selling them on ebay.
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
Yeah, the same.
I’d be worried if anyone tried to make that their screen name.
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
I know why you registered it, too.
But your secret is safe with me.
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
Secret… is it still a secret if EVERYONE knows?
#10, #52
by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
As long as we pretend to be surprised later on.
I think it’s still cool.
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
I think that as a Man… that’s something I need to warn people about. No one wants THAT surprise late one night
#10, #52
by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
HAHAHAHA
how do you get these personal photos of greg?
stalker
I wish KP and PA didn't act like schoolchildren.
That is all.
these?
i posted one
and yes i stalk greg oden. im his picture man.
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
I know you only posted one
but since you post pictures all the time I was prepared for more. I’m assuming you have more.
I wish KP and PA didn't act like schoolchildren.
That is all.

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
oh good… more camera phone pics from Greg…
#10, #52
by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions



"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
just died laughing.
creeper status is going through the roof.
I wish KP and PA didn't act like schoolchildren.
That is all.

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
oh i love greg's shirt
he knows whats up!!!!
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
there's no beer in those cups
invisible beer pong?
I wish KP and PA didn't act like schoolchildren.
That is all.
thank goodness… he wasn’t 21 yet…
#10, #52
by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions
cause thats what I'm really concerned about
I wish KP and PA didn't act like schoolchildren.
That is all.

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
he has a really small head for someone his height
wow, I hope greg never reads this stuff. I LOVE YOU GREG, ITS OKAY TO HAVE A SMALL HEAD.
I wish KP and PA didn't act like schoolchildren.
That is all.
for how small his head is on top
he makes up for it…..
nevermind
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
kinda knew a comment like that was coming
I wish KP and PA didn't act like schoolchildren.
That is all.
you set it up!
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
yeah I know
I’m proud someone had a good response, that was the point. I love sarcasm, wit and humor and general.
I wish KP and PA didn't act like schoolchildren.
That is all.
...
what are you saying?
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
I really like this one
“Hey Greg…buddy….can I take a picture of you??? I can? Great!! Ok…go stand in them weeds…ya…right by the rusty pipe. Ah…perfect!”
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions
it was at a basketball camp
have you seen Hoop Dreams recently? There is a scene where Willam is at the ABCD camp and is sitting shirtless in a dorm room eating pizza with…. Juwan Howard.
After that seeing that scene, you will likely agreed that a picture in front of a rusty pipe was a wise choice
when you’re older you’ll understand
#10, #52
by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions
i thought i'd never say this but the bottom one he looks good...def don't look like him l0l
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 19, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions
what's that dog looking at?
I almost wrote “dong” instead of “dog”
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
agreed.
he also KNOWS he has the damn best shoulders and arms in the league because he sure does love his tank tops.
I wish KP and PA didn't act like schoolchildren.
That is all.
Hey, that XXS adidas workout shirt is purely for medical purposes
On a side note, a friend of mine is completely convinced Howard is on roids, and 50/50 on LeBron.
Free AK1984.
"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez
by blazeraddict on Apr 19, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions
i doubt they are
it’s durant who is using, he’s just doing it wrong
by HD on Apr 19, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions
My steroid expert friends
Feel strongly about Howard being a user, but don’t think Lebron is. He always had a beast body (yes I know HS kids can use roids too, but I doubt 15 year old Lebron was).
#52

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
I didn't know he needed glasses
you think people call him four-eyes?
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions
His facial hair is worse than Brandon's playoff beard
even in the NBA cares commercial with him, it’s all I notice.
Cake or Death?
I know her....she is 5' 3"
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Of course he is!
I understand Norsk not liking it, but everyone else doesn’t have an excuse.
But I think it’ll get weird looking when older.
#52
I’m meh on D-Wades looks. His body is otherwordly nice.
"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99
"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91
one key I see in the Camby deal is that it also gives us a Yao antidote. His issues are with long, quick guys fronting him.
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
And you know what
Its only a two year deal, which means limited downside.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
less downside than the hedo signing
had that worked out. even if hedo was 105% what we expected…there is still more downside to hedo than camby
"There was a time when this blog was for intelligent BASKETBALL fans. It has unfortunately become O-Live 2…" ~Ilikeemall
"Did they really expect me to bow down to Jesus?!?" ~Sophia
"At first glance, I saw a fairly unremarkable penis." ~Sophia on Greg Oden
by Philthyanimal on Apr 19, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
and all three of our guys are interchangeable
marcus-greg
la-greg
la-marcus
damn!! talk about versatility.
well, that’s quite debatable and depends on Greg.
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Denver? If healthy, we’re a step ahead of Denver.
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions
you could easily make an argument, health ignored, that each of our players are better than their Denver counterparts.
Nene is awesome, but man he is a disappearing act. He makes LMA look focused.
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Nene is awesome
But you’d be upset with him as a Blazer. You’ve seen his rebound rate and stuff… he has total poop-the-bed rebounding games and he puts up 3 shots and does nothing.
I love him, he is better than LMA of course, but his disappearing games are troublesome for him being an allstar (which he DEFINITELY has the talent for… in fact, I think he easily has 20/10 + defense type talent, but he disappears for games at a time on the glass and in the post).
#52
the king is the king until you get him
Odom/Gasol/Bynum are it right now.
Dwight might be better than them by himself, but that doesn’t mean Orlando has the best frontcourt. Just that they have one really awesome player who’s better than everyone else combined.
Storyteller reports that his numbers say Camby could only sign for two and less than 22.
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
yep.
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions
maybe that's the reason for delay in the league's approval?
are we trying to circumvent the cba to push that # up to 25?
yak boobies, yak boobies, yak boobies
I woke up with that thought in my head this morning. Thinking it was a sign from god I googled it and found this photo.

So I'm scrolling down and come to this picture
and I KNEW who it was from before I even saw who posted it. THIS is why we have a junk drawer….yak boobies.
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
by antediluvian on Apr 19, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions
So how loud is the RG going to be Thursday?
I think its going to be epic.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
i can’t wait for it.
gonna be so awesome.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
More generally
I have to say that I love being in Portland the day after a big playoff win. It’s been a while and the entire city feels like its on happy pills.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
that’s true. you can definitley feel the energy in the air on a big game. the one that’s gonna be really really awesome is the 1:30 game on saturday. especially if it’s nice and sunny out. afternoon game with good weather….everyone will be happy and pumped.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm certainly looking forward to that as well
And yeah, I went grocery shopping yesterday, BEFORE the game ,and I saw more jerseys and shirts than I’d seen a long time, and got many random high fives and head nods for my #5 throwback jersey. Gotta love Rip City
Cake or Death?
When I was driving home after dinner with my grandparents that went long
I got home just before the end of the first, I could see that virtually every window I passed had the game on.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
And not as drunk
Although maybe hung over.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I think it will make epic look like fail.
We’re going to show up. We’re going to show up big. This is the Blazers series now.
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
If I have to have vocal chord replacment surgery (no I don't know that such a thing exists)
After the playoffs this year, it’ll be worth it.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
just run with the electronic voice-box… they are awesome (unless you’re that creepy lady smoking through the hole in your throat)
#10, #52
by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions
If the Blazers cinch this thing when I'm there in game 6 (or, hahah, in game 4)
I might just pick up the whole Stephen Hawkins voice-box/wheelchair kit. I’ll probably scream and hi5 myself to the point of needing it.
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
Yep, me too.
I’ll be the obnoxious guy high fiving EVERYONE surrounding my seat. But, since it will be the Rose Garden, I expect they’ll be high fiving just as hard.
Cake or Death?
As they are playing "You had a bad day" for the Suns
Nice.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I'd certainly be happy after all the presale mess
that the game i targeted when i only had a cell phone on the bus to buy tickets was 4 rather than 3, since they both sold out within minutes. And when 6 goes on sale, I’m doing whatever it takes to be right in front of a computer. Whether it means skipping class, or changin my schedule are work, I’m gonna do whatever I can to get those tickets.
Cake or Death?
I'll be running up and down the stairs.
And down the halls and high 5n anyone. And one who isn’t that obnoxious guy or girl at that moment will get a very serious ‘smh’ before I skip on to the next hi5
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
seek out all the suns jerseys you can find for a hi5
#10, #52
by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I love how electric it is
after big wins. After the L*kers game I went to (thankfully the 1 of 2 I made it to was the win) people were screaming and jumping around in the hallways, chanting and clapping going down the stairs, just complete elation, FOR A REGULAR SEASON GAME! Yes, I know it was the L*kers and we love stomping them, but I can’t imagine how it will be if we seal a series at home. I need to be there though.
Cake or Death?
The people on the Suns blog that were complaining about the Suns fans
might not want to watch the games in Portland.
Team KP
He should
Collins is a joke. I think he’s an even worse starter than Fisher.
Remember, we cut him because he wasn’t as good as Juwan.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Statistically that's true
But he’s not a starter.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
At least Juwan doesn't start
Juwan’s best use last night was as inbound passer late.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
So they should start someone who has at least some semblance of offensive ability?
That’s a good idea.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
He was their starter early in the year too
Yeah he can’t play D but neither can most of their starter.s
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Hollinger quotes Amare as saying he needs to get the ball on the move rather than in post up situations on Camby. Sidenote: Camby appears to be a lot better at guarding Amare than LA, Joel or Greg.
Portland has outscored Phoenix 41-38 in fastbreak points in the 4 games this season.
Even though he was making them
He also probably should not take as many jumpers.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
he said in the post game he needs to get the ball farther from the hoop.
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
Make no mistake, that would be excellent for Portland.
I’ll take him putting up jumpers over him getting low post position any day.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
Having him get the ball on the move at the top of the key, after a p+r with Nash, and driving to the rim is terrifying though.
I don't understand how that didn't happen more
didn’t seem like our defense was all that clever. We just switched Camby on to Nash and Batum denied the pass to Amar’e. If that’s the best way to stop the unstoppable, well shoot…
do you think that highly of Gentry or that lowly of Nate?
Nate seems to only get criticism from Blazer fans. every one that talks about the NBA outside Portland, that i’ve heard, thinks Nate is a great coach.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions
As an in-game X and O’s guy? I think very little of Nate in this department.
People around the league are right to praise Nate for always having his team ready to play, but I don’t pay much attention to what they say. I hear a lot of talk about LA being an allstar level player also.
LA shows glimpses of being an All-star caliber player
If he can make his post moves consistent, he will be in the next few years.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
well you've said david west is better, but not that much better than aldridge
should he have never been an all star?
His first appearance was only because the game was in New Orleans and they had such a great record (without either of those factors, he doesn’t make it).
The 2nd appearance was an absolute joke and a terrible selection.
that's some good analysis
but aldridge could stil put up all star numbers like leafhawk mentioned above, say if we traded him to toronto.
My take is that there are all-stars and then there are ALL-STARS
David West fits into the first category.
Brandon Roy fits into the second. There is a big difference between the two.
he made several serious mistakes
the most severe of which was going away from the Nash+Amare pick and roll which had been the most dangerous weapon in the NBA for three months. Jarron Collins was also a problem.
His man management of Amar’e was poor (can’t let your star get out of a big game like that), although I don’t know there’s much you can do about that.
Depends on the refs, honestly.
Amar’e gets in foul trouble a lot. If the Blazers can get people in position, that could backfire just as badly.
And I’d still rather him get the ball further from the basket. It just seems like the better play.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
His best offense last night
Putbacks.
He shot, what, 3 Fts the entire night.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I dunno. His post game isn’t particularly impressive. He thrives facing the basket and on the move, particularly in transition. If he posts Camby, Camby can eat him up with his length. He needs space to exploit his quickness and power advantages.
If he gets going again
Send Batum in and tell him to foul him hard.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
That'll work
But Batum’s little slap seemed to throw Amare off his game for sure.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I agree
I think Amare was shocked that Batum wasn’t backing down. Every time Amare would try to shove Nic around in the key, Batum held his ground, and, what’s more, Batum went right at Amare on the other side of the floor. One of my favorite sequences from that game.
Cake or Death?
Fesenko will start at C for Utah. Ouch. We have a 3rd candidate for “worst starter in the Western playoffs,” joining Fisher and Collins.
At least Utah has an excuse
PHX and LAL don’t have injuries to starters.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
KLM is back up and operating in Europe
Projecting resumption of full service by Wednesday. Which is a good sign for my parents headed PDX-AMS Wednesday.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Supply and demand FTW
Just for my amusement, checked the prices on the Ticket Resale Center and the minimum price is now up to $70 for game 3, was $60 last night.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
depending on how this plays out further…..game 6 could be huuuuuge ticket prices.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions
heehee….
yes indeed.
may PHX’s knives chip and shatter!!
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions
game 6=game 3 against dallas
"I told somebody to stop crying," Pendergraph said after the game. "Actually, I told them all to stop crying."
I'm going
I don’t care, I’m going. And you couldn’t pay me enough to buy a playoff ticket off me.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
this is my feeling as well.
unless it will pay off my student loans, i’m not selling.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Unless it pays off my student loans AND I can still pick up a 300level seat, I'm not selling.
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
that seems like a horrible fit… not to mention that I don’t think Philly is desperate enough to take Toronto’s scraps in exchange for their star)
#10, #52
by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Seeing Juwan
I love what Trav brought to the back up 4
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
same rebounding with less physicality?
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions
i like dante too
he said he was gonna develop a 3 ball over the summer
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
that plays defense
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
If he does, there's no reason not to play him anymore.
"I think he’s been doing some good things. I think he’s been doing some good things. He’s had to play a lot of minutes lately with Blake being out. I think he’s been doing some good things." -Nate McMillan
I dunno. If Dante has a 3 ball, I'd like to see him try to play the 3 spot in front of Webster as well.
I still think he’s a 4, but can’t hurt to try. Spot minutes at both 3 and 4 and phase out Howard. Webster as trade bait if Dante can play some 3.
"I think he’s been doing some good things. I think he’s been doing some good things. He’s had to play a lot of minutes lately with Blake being out. I think he’s been doing some good things." -Nate McMillan
Webster is very useful long-term because he is as close as we have to a second option for guarding Carmelo and LeBron, the two guys who could very well destroy our title window if we can’t deal with them.
I hope they can find 10-15 minutes for Dante next year. Seems quite possible, even if Camby/Oden just get a “normal” number of injuries (play 60 or so games).
that’s kinda funny
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions
LaMarcus on Marcus
“I try to get rebounds but he takes them away from me, thats how I get 3 and he gets 17”
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
I prefer to think of him as a vaccum cleaner
Suctioning up the loose balls.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
i think we should call him Oreck

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I think Hoover is more universally known
you are bad at nicknames (and Nic’s Name)
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
i pick quality rather than the widespread appeal of the general population.
but you can go ahead and use your commoner nicknames……
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Camby is selfish
The good kind of selfish.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I said it last night in the post game thread
so n’yah
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. - Missy Dizick
domestic violence is no laughing matter
#10, #52
by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I am pretty sure he is joking
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions
yep
http://www.nba.com/blazers/video/2010/04/19/021910practicemov-1295253/index.html
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
+92
Great one LMA
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Simmons is sad
A Yankee fan I know e-mailed me David Ortiz’s 2010 stats and called him “Big Pop-up.” I had no comeback. I just want to cry.
Just went into my attic, pushed around 12 boxes of Xmas lights, found the Red Sox panic button, dusted it off & pressed it.
Best 24 hours of news in a long time for Blazerland?
Other than the fact that Marsha’s brother’s sister’s best friend’s cousin said he heard that Paul Allen told KP he can’t sit next to him in the cafeteria?
We won a playoff game. We finally could have 2 guaranteed healthy top Cs and PFs at all time. The rotation stepped up. We have a 2nd Eurocup winner in the pipeline. The coach outcoached another coach.
Yeah one could say so. The only negative was the allegation that PA and KP are not on speaking terms.
It seems weird that
all these contract negotiations goings-on are happening despite a supposedly poisonous environment in the front office…
I was guessing this negotiation was over KP's head
Purely a hunch. But if KP did negotiate this, it means PA doesn’t plan to let him go.
Last night when KGW showed Paul Allen on their broadcast
my friend texted me and said “aww Paul Allen’s lookin cute!” and I said “ZACH PAUL ALLEN, he’s putting KP at risk.”
Cake or Death?
I still think we have a chance to break that 24 hour fanpost record
Cab never gave me numbers for his believed fanpost record.
shoot dougall, you're amazin

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
where did you find this?
I wanna see moreee
"discussion topic: how well can you guys jump rope? i’m not bad. i can do it pretty fast and i can also cross my arms for a while."-Seth from PostingandToasting during a GAMEDAY thread. It was that bad.
it had travis outlaw in it but i cropped him out
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
i seached "travis outlaw poster" and this came up
i took trav out cause he was just staring
see

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
here's another

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
idk if that one worked...
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
did he just set up a tripod aimed at the blazer logo in the back
and wait for people to shoot in front of it?
awesome
"I told somebody to stop crying," Pendergraph said after the game. "Actually, I told them all to stop crying."
idk ask dougall when he pops in
he’s a genius sometimes
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
however he does it, it is great
"I told somebody to stop crying," Pendergraph said after the game. "Actually, I told them all to stop crying."
he messed up this one

"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
I presume Batum was practicing the same shot repeatedly
so dougall just moved position to frame the background logo in the shot, standing far enough back to also let both parts be in focus. Probably set his SLR to take multiple shots in a row then published the best one.
It’s nothing too crazy to set up, not to take away from dougall’s skills.
sucks da S ain't showin
but dats sweet!
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 19, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions
so shift-a'd
how many heart attacks did everyone have in the last minute?
mine were all silent because my roommate was asleep. It was difficult.
"discussion topic: how well can you guys jump rope? i’m not bad. i can do it pretty fast and i can also cross my arms for a while."-Seth from PostingandToasting during a GAMEDAY thread. It was that bad.
did that link work?
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
YES! well not that specific one
but eventually I found something that worked. THANK YOU SO MUCH!
"discussion topic: how well can you guys jump rope? i’m not bad. i can do it pretty fast and i can also cross my arms for a while."-Seth from PostingandToasting during a GAMEDAY thread. It was that bad.
no prob bob
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
Freeman reports that the Camby deal is for about $21 million and $4 million in unlikely bonuses
Like Storyteller calculated
Storyteller is quite good.
"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99
"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-RLqLx1iYI
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
"my wife's boyfriend broke my jaw with a fence post."
neato.
"I told somebody to stop crying," Pendergraph said after the game. "Actually, I told them all to stop crying."
hmmm, it would be nice if I could find a highlight video of the game
that actually showed US. You know, because WE won, NOT the suns.
So why are they all showing 80% suns baskets?
"discussion topic: how well can you guys jump rope? i’m not bad. i can do it pretty fast and i can also cross my arms for a while."-Seth from PostingandToasting during a GAMEDAY thread. It was that bad.
i saw that on the titles
and decided not to even click; i think they do most of them before the game ends.
im waiting for the one from NWsports100
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
They are the best
although, I wish it would include key defensive plays, instead of just all the made offensive plays.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
or you could just eat one double down every fortnight
by appel82 on Apr 19, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
The idea with this though is similar to why hard candies and to an extent, mints, exist
which is as as appetite suppressant, though mints are of course more used for “breath assistance”
Cake or Death?
Pfft, I work at home and have a metabolism that many of my friends hate me for
I’m just pointing out what I think is the point the picture is trying to get across.
Cake or Death?
haha, it's all good. the double down horrifies me, by the way.
I’m legitimately frightened that food has come to that. And I really hate the commercial.
Cake or Death?
HMMMMMMM where is last nights Amazing Race episode at??????
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
it wasn’t on last night.
there was a country music award show on
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
ahhhh thats why i cant find it
stupid country music
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
Our lineup next year could look something like this
- 8 / 11 / 30
- 6 / 24
- 25 / 6
- 2 / 2 / 33 / 5
- 1 / 2 / 9 / 31
All-Draft Pick Team ;)
Any speculation about whether the extension of Camby represents calmer waters in the front office between KP and PA?
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 2:04 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Yep. This seems like classic "PA said we could open the purse-strings" behavior
And since it was rumored that KP wasn’t the primary negotiator in the past…
This makes me like Joakim Noah so much more
“This dumbass jumped. So I dunked on his ass.” Joakim Noah watching himself dunk on Carlos Boozer
he’s not ugly… it’s all of his physical features that are ugly
#10, #52
by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
goofy looking
big time goofy looking
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I am not gonna sneak into his hotel room
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
What is he doing to Noah?
The Vulcan Death Grip?
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I think he looked like a cute kid in old photos
Like, when he was 8. But the problem is, he looks exactly the same now. I think he’s hella goofy looking.
#52
Chris webber calling tge Juwan Howard show right now giving the blazers props for tge win!
Posing as some guy named Julio, faking Juwan out!
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 2:22 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
I've been practicing my Mexican
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 2:32 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Hey that pisses me off!!
My fake name is Julio
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
hilarious interview
C Web had some really complimentary stuff to say towards Juwann— mentor, ultimate professional, etc… then went on to say Andre is the real deal… which of course everyone around here already knows
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. - Missy Dizick
Was it Philly or Washington?
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. - Missy Dizick
Dre never played for Washington… so it’s Philly
#10, #52
by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
everyone except our favorite antagonist John Clownzano
He was saying on the radio today that the consensus around town was that Dre would be packaged and traded in the offseason, and we’re still not sure his game fits with Roy’s. Stir the pot Clownzano, your hater stew tastes like crap.
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
dougall!!!!
i guess the game is at 7 and not 7:30 on thursday so we can meet at the fountain at 6:30 if you’re here in time!
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
I forgot how crazy the sidebar gets during the playoffs... I think I'll be staying in here for a while
#10, #52
I stopped reading everthing but the JD
After one game, I already feel the need for big picture post from Dave. I think he’s riding the high too though.
yeah, a big picture post would be nice…
.
.
btw. did you know that when Andre Miller isn’t consuming human sacrifices, he walks on water
#10, #52
by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I wonder if hypnosis would help you turn the corner on Dre
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. - Missy Dizick
Nope
I already know I won’t be able to handle his slow start next season. We’ll see how this all works out over the course of the summer.
hold on there my friend
I think the slow start was due simply to the acclimatization curve… now that Andre is on his groove I would expect him to get out of the gates much faster next year…
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. - Missy Dizick
The slow start happens every year.
It was a normal occurrence even during his last season on the 76’ers. The good news is he stays healthy, rests during the summer, and plays like an all-star when the playoffs come around.
You have to take the good with the bad.
by Nick Van Excellent on Apr 19, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I accept slow starts in a trade for his injury record.
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
It's worth it.
It just means he never makes the all-star team.
by Nick Van Excellent on Apr 19, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Absolutely worth it.
Although I hope that he and Rudy get something going if Rudy is going to be with the team next season. I think he’s the guy who can make a difference in Rudy’s next level of growth on this team. That might happen in training camp.
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
I like Basketbawful
They [the Blazers] are officially the NBA equivalent of a movie serial killer, right up there with Michael Meyers, Jason Voorhees, Freddy Krueger and whoever else you wanna name.
"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"
-Dave
Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"
Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."
Look at these photos
If you look at my wife’s boobs, you can see she’s wearing a cool shirt

Look at these Australian cigarette packs. I made them small so they’re not as gross.
The first one says “smoking causes blindness” and the last two are lungs.
http://i838.photobucket.com/albums/zz307/tominhawaii/04042010021.jpg
http://i838.photobucket.com/albums/zz307/tominhawaii/04042010022.jpg
http://i838.photobucket.com/albums/zz307/tominhawaii/04042010023.jpg
hehe
what shirt? What dog?
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
“here’s to little dogs and the GD revolution!” mickey rourke
by HD on Apr 19, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Lol, Cuban's video guys might take the game a bit serious. Mavs vs. Rockets (?) Tron-style.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-I5Og4Pe6U
From the makers of “The Big Nowitzki” and “Stevenson’s Abe Lincoln tattoo talks to the fans”.
Also they cut together a nice season highlights package, though despite some nice Beaubois highlights I’m probably the only one who gets giggly watching this clip. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OmYWOzqKss
Ben is working on one of his Blazers defense/offense posts
seeing a bunch of videos on youtube from him being uploaded from last nights game
/cambyfive
It's funny reading all the excuses at BSoS
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. - Missy Dizick
This is the playoffs man!
People gotta step their game up!
"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99
"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91
I don't quantify myself with such trivial ideas as time. Bwahahah.
…..
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.
…………
(me too)
"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99
"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91
What will the Suns to do contain AM?
Will the Zer’s be able to adjust? How much longer does Nate let Rudy start when Bayless is clearly playing better? Are we in a Rudy experiment or a Bayless experiment and can both experiments be experimented together or at the same time?
I dunno if the Suns can do much to defend ALL of our guards. They might figure out a way to minimize the effectiveness of Dre or Jerryd but their D is porous at best.
I think Nate keeps Rudy out there as a starter just to keep consistency. Whoever is playing better will get minutes though. Rudy/Jerryd/Martell all understand this and are happy to support their team at this point in the season.
Experimenting has to happen. Brandon is out and players will get into foul trouble. I think the Blazers know how to beat the Suns and believe that they can. That might be the most encouraging thing for me.
"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99
"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91
I think another reason
that Nate will continue to start Rudy is so that the Blazers always have either Miller or Bayless on the floor to put pressure on the Suns guards. If they both start, there will be times when there is no one to drive to the hoop.
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
by antediluvian on Apr 19, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't follow
Suns fans were totally dismissing the PTB, looking past us. I don’t think Blazer fans are doing that to them
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. - Missy Dizick
outside of here… some are talking sweep
#10, #52
by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
well for me
I’m just glad Portland got the Suns attention. I still say this series is anyones for the taking. But both teams have a legit shot at it… But I was impressed with how Portland played and I think the PTB style of play is more suited to playoff basketball then the Suns
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. - Missy Dizick
Especially if we can keep making them play OUR ball
and slow it down as we did last night.
Cake or Death?
on Barkley
how many times have I heard this guy say “live by the jumper, die by the jumper*.”
(*exception Phoenix)
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. - Missy Dizick
good thing Portland can't win a basketball game
but we got some skill in making teams we play lose games… Oh, Barkley Logic.
Cake or Death?
except we totally vindicated Barkley, didn't we?
Our offense in the fourth quarter was like layup-layup-3-pt off penetration-layup-floater-3 pt. of penetration-layup-ridiculous Dre 3 pt.
We beat the suns because we don’t rely on the jumper anymore.
for whatever reason
I still kind of like Barkley, but his constant insults towards the Blazers get pretty annoying. And I do hate that in winning, we essentially made him right.
Cake or Death?
yeah, but we all knew it
Blake at the point was a steady hand for the regular season, and his three point shooting really helped us hum along by creating space for Brandon. But in the playoffs you just need another attacker.
Yeah, Miller is definitely an upgrade over Blake for this team
but Blake’s ability to free up Brandon I think was a huge part of Roy’s development into an All-Star. Maybe this makes me sound stupid, I just think the two of them worked great together. having said this, I don’t miss Blake much, especially with the emergence of Camby
Cake or Death?
I think it's part of Roy's development
Playing with spot up shooters is simpler, but in the end having another attacker takes less pressure off, even if it is more difficult for them to develop chemistry.
Let me correct that
Playing with spot up shooters is simpler, but in the end having another attacker takes less more pressure off, even if it is more difficult for them to develop chemistry.
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Barkley is right whether or not he's also an idiot.
There have not been a lot of teams that rely on most of their points coming from iso-jumpers who have made it far in the playoffs.
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
I thought we thoroughly outplayed them
Of course, every game will be different, but any talk about how it was fluky because Amar’e played poorly and they missed a lot of open threes needs to be tempered in two ways:
1) Our gameplan was essentially to stack the middle with extra help vs. Amar’e, deny the pass, and make Nash a scorer out of the P+R. That’s part of the reason Amar’e was bad.
2) They didn’t miss that many threes. Before going into desperation mode (1:28 to go down 7), they were 10/25 (40%). So they hit a bunch of threes at their season clip, and we still were beating them.
Camby on Nash
how awsome is that action?
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. - Missy Dizick
yep
played it real smart too, didn’t let him get by and orchestrate, let him take the jump shot. Nash got his but didn’t get others involved.
I fully expect this series to go 7 games.
It just feels like one of the series that will go the distance and sap all the energy out of both teams.
Or maybe that’s just indigestion.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
Fixed
I fully expect this series to go76 games.
7 games probably throws the series to the Suns.
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
by antediluvian on Apr 19, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Then yes...
it is indigestion.
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
by antediluvian on Apr 19, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions
hehe….
too true. we shouldn’t get overconfident.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
and that's all they are
We just beat you at home without Roy! Muhahahahahhaha
"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"
-Dave
Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"
Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."
umm ok...Suns are as soft as marshmellows
But I want the Suns to be the villain come Tuesday and tear the heart out of Portland. technicals, physical dunks, posterizations, maybe even a statement flagrant. I want them to hate us. Basically, I want us to be their equivalent to our Spurs.
Just for a little while.
/cambyfive
they all think they should run zone
Forgetting that the two possessions they did it, we went inside out for an easy dunk and a wide open 3.
Bill Walton says he thought about committing suicide 14 months ago due to chronic debilitating back pain
Are you sad cause he didn't do it??
Man that is cold Morty
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
^ That comment probably wasn't cool
please disregard
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
people have gone waaaay farther than that on here.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions
caps are for peasants.
my sarcasm is typed in regular letters and if people can’t get it that’s their problem!!!!!!2
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, but it is important to remember that words hurt.
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
especially if they are carved out of wood....
….and then used to bash someone over the head
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
truer words have never been spoken.
sticks and stones can break my bones, but words can never hurt me…..unless they are made out of sticks and stones and then used to break my bones.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Got some words and some heads in mind?
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
I play it by ear ...usually
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Camby, Blazers agree to deal – Portland Tribune
Some nice quotes from Camby himself in here.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
by LeafHawk on Apr 19, 2010 2:58 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
And great picture as well........as long as you forget what followed immediately after.....
Yes! Yes! In the face!
sweeeeet
I’m glad it’s just a 2 year deal.
Oden, Camby, Aldridge big man rotation is scary.
"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"
-Dave
Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"
Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."
with the advantage of Camby being that he can play alongside either Oden or Aldridge. Just a beautiful frontcourt.
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
who starts?
Oden or Camby (assuming either is healthy)
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. - Missy Dizick
if they're both healthy
Oden makes sense because Camby can come in for either Aldridge or Oden
"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"
-Dave
Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"
Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."
It doesn't matter who starts
I wanna know which one will be leading the fast break
I get the paper, so I don't care!
Hey, it worked for Vlade
Free AK1984.
"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez
by blazeraddict on Apr 19, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, that whole thing about the French being soft
Nic says no
Free AK1984.
"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez
by blazeraddict on Apr 19, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
i’ve been waiting to see a “Nic never surrenders” sign at the RG since he’s been here. i still haven’t seen one though.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions
That thing is long
I’m half way down and I had to take a little break. It’s so big and hard to swallow in one try.
is this supposed to be ironic?
twhs
"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"
-Dave
Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"
Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."
so what does this mean?
Here I did 31 pts, with 7 rbds, 7 assists, 3 steals, with 43 of eval. [european stats] in 28 min, it’s not too bad :)
What is 43 of eval?
I get the paper, so I don't care!
Mispelled.
They track how ‘evil’ a player is in europe. 43 of evil in just 28mins is HUGE!
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
Coincidentally it's the year those guys would need extensions. Good timing all around.
Nicolas Batum Portland Restricted F.A.
Jerryd Bayless Portland Restricted F.A.
Rudolfo Fernandez Portland Restricted F.A.
Andre Miller Portland Unrestricted F.A.
Jeff Pendergraph Portland Unrestricted F.A.
LOL….he so DOES look like him.
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
by antediluvian on Apr 19, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions
"Look, if anybody asks last night I was with you at the arcade playing Street Fighter"
“and don’t worry about the head in my duffle bag”
hahahaha
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
http://www.blazersedge.com/2010/4/19/1430171/1-down-15-to-go#35187397
I get the paper, so I don't care!
Just got deleted.
One guy posted this:

To which another guy responded this:
YOU STOLE THIS
Hey JERK, I made this image and posted it days ago on REAL GM….
http://forums.realgm.com/boards/viewtopic.php?f=28&t=1003295&start=90
WTF. I was going to post this here. You stole my image. This is beyond not cool.
I am informing BlazersEdge. Very Very very uncool.
-brandon goldner
by Corvallis, OR on Apr 19, 2010 3:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
and now you’ve stolen from him again… JERK
#10, #52
by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I know thats bad stuff and all but
What a tool.
"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99
"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91
oh wow, drama for real
that is pretty insane it got stolen though, and didn’t the original fanpost, the one that plagiarized, have several recs?
Cake or Death?
YOU STOLE THIS
Hey JERK, I made this image and posted it days ago on REAL GM….
http://forums.realgm.com/boards/viewtopic.php?f=28&t=1003295&start=90
WTF. I was going to post this here. You stole my image. This is beyond not cool.
I am informing BlazersEdge. Very Very very uncool.
-brandon goldner
by Corvallis, OR on Apr 19, 2010 3:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I get the paper, so I don't care!
This snarky comment, posted by Ash, is a STOLEN COPY of a copy I MADE minutes ago and posted on BE. See the original here: http://www.blazersedge.com/2010/4/18/1430131/sweep#35189218
I am sorry I didn’t post this to BE sooner, and I was going to today before I saw someone had stolen and taken credit for it.
- eyedull thyme
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
Quick on the BFT
“I was at the Phoenix practice today and you could practically hear them puckering.”
I love that
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 3:45 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
we’ll only sweep in 4 cause we can’t win the series in 3 games
#10, #52
by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I doubt we sweep them, but just this one win is enough to bring back a lot of bad recent playoff memories. In fact, the Suns already overachieved this year too. Last season after acquiring and then dumping Shaq it looked like they were going nowhere fast and had to blow up the team by trading Amare and/or Nash. With Nash playing remarkably healthy and solid again as well as Kerr finding some little nuggets to round out the rotation, that has been postponed.
Translation: “They are going to be playing a lot tighter than yesterday.”
I get the paper, so I don't care!
It's an old prison rape joke
Quick could hear the players bung holes puckering because they know the Zer’s are going to Zach the hell out of them like fresh meat’s first night in a cell with Mortimer.
thanks for explaining Tom, I was confused.
also, thanks for not being graphic.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions
hmm….that sounds sarcastic….which isn’t my intent.
your comment made me laugh, Tom. well done.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
you should see A Prophet.
cloudy was the first one to see that here.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
POIDH
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
hahaha
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Yup
Makes lemonade not taste very good (assuming lemonade CAN taste good. I personally hate lemonade no it isn’t spicy).
#52
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNxfoPWUA6A
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 19, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions
SHUT UP LEMONADE ROCKS
"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99
"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91
heehee

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I must rec this.
"I think he’s been doing some good things. I think he’s been doing some good things. He’s had to play a lot of minutes lately with Blake being out. I think he’s been doing some good things." -Nate McMillan
lemonade is one of my favorite drinks
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I am fan
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
No it isn't
It taste like sour sweat from hobo pits. It’s the most annoying drink in the world.
Oh, please, more drink that makes me even more thirsty than before and is both too sweet and too sour all at once! What a lucky boy I am to have such a magically disgusting drink!
GROW UP BLT.
#52
Morty only consumes things with a Ph equal to or greater than 7
"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99
"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91
Clip off about 30% of your taste buds
and be normal
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Well....no....you have to use a laser and actually burn them off...but same diff
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
i think you drank the wrong lemonade.
good lemonade tastes like lemons and is refreshing. sounds like you’ve only had stuff that is way too syrupy and sugary.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I love this stuff

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I have tried this stuff
It ruined my day. I couldn’t get un-thirsty for a week after it. Makes my mouth go blegh.
#52
This is your greatest nightmare...burritohead wearing a lemonade mask for Halloween

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions
hahahahaha
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I love cucumbers!
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
A japanesey restaurant I went to had it
It was actually pretty good. It was just water in a big tub with cucumbers in it, instead of lemons. Was nummy.
#52
Until someone presents proof to the contrary.
You two are the same person to me from now on.
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
Too bad I've tried every lemonade in the world and you are wrong.
Soooo thirsty making, whether fresh or canned or frozen or anything. I hope lemonade gets punched in the face, it makes me angry even to consider it as a drink.
#52
i guess i know what not to get you for your birthday then
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
that’s in the drink hall of fame.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions
translation
Alvin Gentry has a salad and it ain’t gonna toss itself
#10, #52
by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Dougall should snap a new Camby photo so we can update his Wikipedia article (no commercial pictures allowed)
airplanes part 2 with eminem
http://www.2dopeboyz.com/2010/04/19/b-o-b-airplanes-pt-2-f-eminem-hayley-williams-cdq/
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
how many times you gunna post this song or talk about it?
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 19, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
THIS IS A NEW ONE
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
Someone compares him to Andre Miller?
This is a pretty dope tune.
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
I KNOW
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
I KNOW
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
i like this but im not a huge fan of bob's voice.
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 19, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
ew
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
what?
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
what are you talking about?
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
i should have never judged beforehand. i looooooovvvvvveeeeeeee this song!
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 19, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions
welllllllllllll
you should never judge anyone/anything beforehand
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
His voice sounds bigger than he actually is.
"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99
"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91
ohhh is he small? damnn
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 19, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Nah hes not small.
"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99
"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91
Your mancrush on B.O.B. is approaching Average BEdger – Andre Miller levels.
"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99
"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91
it’s approaching Batum levels…
#10, #52
by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
i posted this because of Em's verse
it is absolutely insane. you can feel the emotion.
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
i can't stand em's new canter
idk what happened but it seems that at one point in his career he said “how can i make everything i rap sound annoying?” and he just stuck with it
by HD on Apr 19, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Really? I think its pretty cool.
"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99
"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91
it's painful to me
i mean listen to this
slimshady lp voice
then this
new voice
by HD on Apr 19, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions
He has slipped quite a bit in his last few albums.
IDK. Maybe its trying to go more mainstream? Maybe he’s constantly trying to expand his repitoire. Maybe he has just become too overproduced. He still puts out some pretty cool stuff, albeit at a lower frequency then he used to, and I will always <3 him for “The Eminem Show.”
"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99
"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91
ya'll need to check out everything that rhymesayers is putting out
atmosphere
brother ali – been to two of his concerts here in NYC and I LOVE HIM. So inspirational.
Toki Wright
Grieves with Budo
I wish KP and PA didn't act like schoolchildren.
That is all.
since when is DOOM with rhymesayes?
if it’s underground labels were talking about I prefer Def Jux
aesop
el-p
cage
mr. lif
cannibal ox
by HD on Apr 19, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
it must have been recently
it would explain why he just released a compilation album and born like this, new label gotta crank out some albums
by HD on Apr 19, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah it was probably recent
because I can’t remember him being on the bill for last years soundset
I wish KP and PA didn't act like schoolchildren.
That is all.
i probably won’t watch any playoff games except for Blazers. until the Cavs need to try anyway
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions
really?
no Lakers/Thunder, Dallas/SA, Nuggets/Jazz???
Team KP
by Roybot on Apr 19, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I told you, we are practically the same person.
Too bad all the good matchups are in the Western Conference though.
Team KP
nope.
don’t care. the only intriguing series there is Dal/SA. Nuggets win in 5 (i’d say sweep except i figure the Utah home crowd is good for at least one win). LA wins in 5 or sweeps (and even though I want the Thunder to win, I don’t want to have to watch them). and none of the east coast round 1 series look all that exciting either.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
It sucks that the Cavs don't have to try in this series
because, as I’ve mentioned, Bulls are my team in the east, and it’s too bad they’re just gonna get blown out 4 games in a row.
Cake or Death?
yeah. once Lebron has to do special stuff I’ll tune in. and i’ll watch 2nd round series out west. LA-Denver, Dallas-PDX will be good.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
pete carroll is such a suck up
@PeteCarroll: What’s gotten into the @pdxtrailblazers?? Huge shorthanded win last night!
#10, #52
its the whole paul allen thing
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
I kinda like Pete Carroll..
"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99
"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91
its a trap
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
Always room for one more bandwagoner
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
by antediluvian on Apr 19, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I know the last time around went poorly toward the end, but considering what PA has gone through and his immense resources…
are we going into another round of seriously gunning after a title? What are our thoughts on this?
It appears to me that the good teams are way into the tax, so to compete, we’ll have to get up there too.
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
there are two issues as I see it
1) we fail to stay healthy.
2) we fail to mesh, leading to intense scrutiny of Nate, Brandon, Greg, et al.
If those two things don’t happen, we are better than any Western team this season, and possibly next season. Though I think Houston will be pretty good with a healthy Yao.
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
the health though
is an argument for pulling out all the stops right away. Brandon is entering what should be his 4-5 most productive years right now, and who know how healthy he and Brandon are going to be for that window. So we have to make sure each of those years maximizes our chances to win it all.
Greg has a better chance of being healthy next year than Yao does (fingers crossed)
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
seems like next year will be a big year
(or at least that’s the way PA sees it). Splashing that kind of cash on Camby means we think we can win the title next year. Spend the MLE on a quality player and we arguably have the most talented roster in the league (if healthy).
I think the biggest key is adding another good veteran, either a wing or a combo guard. We’ve seen this year that you can’t replace experience. Any ideas for a good, playoff-seasoned wing? I like Childress, but I’d love a cagy 33 year old.
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
I can't think of anyone feasible
Josh Howard could probably be had and you could hope for a return to form…
Gilbert Arenas? naaaawwww
Maybe you could pry Stephen Jackson from Charlotte with the right combination of players and picks, but he’s probably not a “culture guy” for KP + co.
Devin Harris is rad and veterany, but he’s a point guard.
Not a ton of options really.
I can't believe DS didn't say Travis Outlaw.
So here I am saying it for him.
I am completely joking, but you he would be serious.
Team KP
Well, we still need a backup PF
and Travis > Dante
Free AK1984.
"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez
by blazeraddict on Apr 19, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions
incorrect
Dante is a bench player who fits a nice niche. Outlaw is a 6th man type and an offensive gunner, he’s a poor fit as a backup PF behind Aldridge and a little bit of Camby.
"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"
-Dave
Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"
Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."
I also wouldn’t be totally opposed to bringing back Blake given the right contract. He could play backup PG, then you could move Jerryd off ball where he’s more comfortable. In the end I wouldn’t want to do it because Nate would play him too much, but…
blerg. Forget I said it. I’m just going to trust Rudy to work on his game this summer and get to be as good at dribble as Blake was.
I'm confident I know what that video is about
"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"
-Dave
Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"
Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."
Why isn't it time for game 2 yet?
"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"
-Dave
Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"
Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."
cause
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
too soon
"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"
-Dave
Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"
Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."
wait until we win game 2
"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"
-Dave
Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"
Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."
yeah, I was thinking about that
but that would mean less attention
"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"
-Dave
Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"
Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."
Look at the chest hair!
"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99
"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91
I don't get how you can like girls and chest hair
"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"
-Dave
Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"
Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."
Haralabos Voulgaris rates the NBA's worst defenders.
Making the list are:
Jonny Flynn
Kevin Martin
Andres Nocioni
Charlie Villanueva
Andrea Bargnani
Honorable mentions are: J.J. Barea, Jeff Green, Yi Jianlian, Drew Gooden, Al Jefferson, Will Bynum, Jordan Farmar, Derek Fisher and David West.
by Nick Van Excellent on Apr 19, 2010 4:53 PM PDT reply actions
Jeff Green rates as spectacularly awful by the numbers but not so bad by the eyeball test. It’s an interesting one.
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
He looks athletic.
I’m not sure if he is actually a good defender although he could become one.
Voulgaris uses an interesting system. Sort of like hot-spots only more detailed and defender specific. Like what happens to Kobe’s hot-spots when he’s being guarded by Battier as apposed to the rest of the league.
by Nick Van Excellent on Apr 19, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Green tries
He just has a bad body for post defense, and isn’t quick enough for most SFs. He’s just stuck in limbo land of defensive positions.
He tries, he’s athletic, he can do team defense, but it just ain’t enough.
#52
How were the games today?
I almost crashed my car on the way home today because I was so tired. That doesn’t happen often. So I slept through the games even though I only meant to sleep for an hour or so. My body said I needed it.
#52
No AK47...he's out for the series.
I didn’t watch all of the game closely, but Boozer was good, and Korver hit a big three in the end. Melo had a silly foul at halfcourt with 30 seconds left and fouled out. Billups took an ugly 3 pt running floater to tie it at the buzzer that was no good.
Team KP
romar just signed a new 10 year contract
does this mean oregon went after him or possibly he just lied and said oregon went after him, either way sounds believable
Just after I spent a week resetting my wife's mp3 player and getting the sync working, and the data copied back over...
Some [word deleted] decided to snatch it from her at the gym when she got distracted for a second.
We officially dislike all people at the moment.
should have bought an ipod
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
cause those never crash or get stolen… smh… you need a ps3
#10, #52
by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Heheh.
None of the companies will help track it after the fact either. They don’t like the responsibility.
well, tracking things is a touchy subject… but you’d think they’d have a way to disable it or something
#10, #52
by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
she should have ran after em. tackled em.
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 19, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
that sucks
can’t be leavin ur things unattended
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 19, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions
well yeah. it is her mp3 player...
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 19, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Duh Timmay!
You could have worked on fixing it for 3 straight months and you wouldn’t feel as bad as her!
Team KP
in fact, she’d probably feel worse cause of all the time you put into fixing it
#10, #52
by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Dang, that sucks.
My freshman year of high school someone jacked my mp3 player. My parents thought I had someone take it on purpose so I could get an iPod.
Team KP
Another Boondocks season 3 promo. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRzzTTy74Gg Flagged for language.
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
Timbo does NOT like us signing Camby.
"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99
"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91
So’r U
"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99
"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91
it was just a question actually
I was just wondering if you are both a laker fan and a blazer fan (like timbo) or if you like one more than the other, OR if you are just a general NBA fan and don’t pick a team but watch all the games instead.
I wish KP and PA didn't act like schoolchildren.
That is all.
lol
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
Claire, this road can only lead to heartache, pain and confusion
#10, #52
by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Do you have something better to do in the next 24 hours?
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
honestly how can you like the Lakers and the Blazers?
thats kinda like being a virgin porn star
"There was a time when this blog was for intelligent BASKETBALL fans. It has unfortunately become O-Live 2…" ~Ilikeemall
"Did they really expect me to bow down to Jesus?!?" ~Sophia
"At first glance, I saw a fairly unremarkable penis." ~Sophia on Greg Oden
by Philthyanimal on Apr 19, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
We all know the answer is
hehonkers
Team KP
by Roybot on Apr 19, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
ahaha rec
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
This is a good question though.
In my life, I went from a Laker fan as a kid, to not a fan at all, to a general NBA fan, and then became a Blazer fan in 2005.
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
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"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
How can anyone hate on that signing?
There are four possible outcomes, all of them positive in some way:
1. Camby plays well, backs up a healthy Oden, championship window opens next year
2. Camby plays well, Oden continues to have injury problems, we still have a defensive anchor with Roy, Batum, LMA, Bayless and Miller making people look silly. Championship window opens next year.
3. Camby shows his age, GO is healthy. Championship window opens next year.
4. Camby falls off, Oden can’t get healthy, we have JPEC (next year) and MCEC (2 years) to find a center.
Free AK1984.
"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez
by blazeraddict on Apr 19, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
WTH. Someone started shooting people at a hospital?
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
Quite so.
Of course, if it wasn’t a hospital, it would have been a church or a school. People are just messed up.
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
literally. i always sit in class thinking ima get shot. so odd.
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 19, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions
It's a crazy world where people legitimately worry about getting shot in class.
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
what?
thats horrible
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
SMH wut?
"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99
"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91
Knoxville. Couple hours ago. 5 hurt. SMH indeed.
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
I'd say something bad about the South
But that would be rude even for the JD.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
ouch
dwyer:
Watching Amar’e Stoudemire and LaMarcus Aldridge battle to rebound is not watching rebounding at all.
Good thing the Suns have Frye to pick up the slack...
by Nick Van Excellent on Apr 19, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions
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"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"
-Dave
Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"
Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."
Credit the Bulls
Hanging around for now.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Although I'm afraid LeBron and co will decide any time
To say “Enough of this crap” and go on about a 20-4 run.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
BE rules
Whenever anyone says “He/they can do that” the proper response is “Sure, sure.”
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Claire has been gone for a while
#10, #52
by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I was trying to be like
“mike rice?? you’re skywaker9?”
it was sarcasm. didn’t read over the internet.
I wish KP and PA didn't act like schoolchildren.
That is all.
If Chicago keeps taking terrible shots
it will be even easier for Cleveland to do so. And man that arena is SILENT right now, except for the annoying announcer and pumped in sound. how can Cleveland fans be quiet?!
Cake or Death?
They're nervous
This whole winning thing is foreign to them.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
DS
I just found out we’re not friends on FB
this must change
I wish KP and PA didn't act like schoolchildren.
That is all.
DSox is a great FB friend.
He joins so many groups and fan pages everyday that one can’t help but find something worth joining also. Like the ‘From Portland Go yourself Barkley’ Group.
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
by idoltime on Apr 19, 2010 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Could be. Thought so. Maybe not.
My avatar is a black boy with a big afro. Can’t miss me.
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
Nope. We weren't.
Friend request sent.
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
FB hasn't done a ton of interconnecting yet.
As evidenced by our only mutual friends being BRP and Corvid.
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
have we got any further in our quest?
or do we have to call in our secret weapon?
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
I have gotten nothing!
Besides from Clare accepting my request and getting a request from pipgras. I think we may need our secret weapon. If anyone can get in there, it’ll be her.
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
well we need to break her out
i wanna know!
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
thank you for hyping me
i also found someone with the same exact name as me that lives in medford the other day and he became my friend
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
That's crazy although lots of people have my exact name.
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
haha we are now
:)
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
This is true.
I’ve known Nate a long time, he’s not a real flexible guy.-Alvin Gentry
by Nick Van Excellent on Apr 19, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions
LeBron posterizes James Jones
Nice: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZlYo-6VEXc
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
I think Barkley's ability to make fun of himself (IE this my touch commercials)
is what keeps me liking him.
Cake or Death?
He's 100% honest
About all he’s done, unlike a lot of folks.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
CAMBY!
that is all.
EP FTW!
http://16.media.tumblr.com/9N2P6wFyQqyavb17MUEdieCXo1_400.jpg
by TheTinfoil on Apr 19, 2010 5:59 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
So I finished a long game on 2k10, and it got to the summary of my game, and then froze. It keeps looping all the plays of the game, but it won’t go past this screen, which means the game won’t save, meaning I lose all my skill points. It’s almost enough to make me quit playing this damn game.
EP FTW!
http://16.media.tumblr.com/9N2P6wFyQqyavb17MUEdieCXo1_400.jpg
Sorry, then, I run PC so can't help you
Only suggestion, try pressing all of the buttons.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
That and banging lightly on the console
Two old school fixes that seem to work at times.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
maybe he should take it out and blow on it
#10, #52
by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate when games glitch so much
at your xbox is still okay (hopefully) RROD a little worse than the old NES flashy screen, which I only think was worse because I was young and sensitive in those days, and now I’m a man of steel nerves (I promise…)
Cake or Death?
should be at least.
lack of sleep +remaining excitement jitters from last night=terrible at multi tasking
Cake or Death?
that happened to me once too
i was pissed
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
Singler coming back to Duke
Don’t know about that decision but wish him the best.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Wait, Cleveland is only up by 2? What gives?
I bet they wish they’d played their guys against Chi at the end of the regular season so they could have cakewalked through the Raptors, leading by 30 at halftime in all 4 games.
Tunovers mainly
All the stats heavily favor the Cavs.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Just checking in
Yes I watched the game ,yes I am still smiling,yes I am having a a good time,end of comment
by southern oregon on Apr 19, 2010 6:04 PM PDT reply actions
You can really tell how bad LeBron wants to win
based on how serious he is during his in game interviews. Regular season LeBron is one thing, postseason he’s a completely different beast. I’m glad we don’t have to worry about him until the finals, and I hope if he does leave Cleveland, he stays in the East.
Cake or Death?
Ok...I am compiling a list of things that Mort hates...here is what I have so far
Chipotle
Lemonade
fake boobs
soap
What else??Anyone?
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
Mortimer is filled with love… and candy… sorta like a Pinata
#10, #52
by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Let's hit him with a stick!!
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
that led me to this… here… which I guess answers lots of questions about why Germany lost the Great War
#10, #52
by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
ahhh
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
so...
Chipotle
Lemonade
fake boobs
soap
sleep
Thunder
Mighty Mouse
Phones?
Hair!! (this another of mine)
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I heard that you hate soap
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Apr 20, 2010 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions
Haha, I'm whiney
The list—
I feel like I wouldn’t hate Chipotle normally.
Lemonade; might as well drink ocean water for how thirsty it makes me after having a sip.
Fake Boobs (they are a shame)
How did SOAP get on the list? I am a big hand washer and soap it up all day. Did you mean MEN’S COLOGNE? Or the hand soap at the gym that smelled like a Russian man’s cologne and I thought a Russian ghost was in my car driving home?
Sleep
The Thunder (an abomination)
Damon, worst non-rapey Blazer ever
Pickles (but in general, vinegar type thingies)
Appel mentioned beans, which means I bitched about beans before, but I eat beans all the time when in something else. I just hated them as a kid growing up, the texture. But it isn’t a strong hate. Just don’t prefer them.
Phones are the worst. It’s been especially annoying the last few days because my voice is gone because of my cough but I’ve had to do a lot of talking lately, in person and on the phone, and I gotta basically yell when on the phone to make my voice heard and it sucks.
Oh, I hate Andres Nocioni also. He is worthless, both as a basketball player, and likely as a father and man in general.
#52
The whole point of the list
was so I could put “soap” on it. I am implying that you smell
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Apr 20, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions
It made me laugh when I figured out what the smell was
I literally thought an Eastern Euro immigrant had gotten into my car, sat and made everything smell like his cologne, didn’t take anything, and left.
And it was the kind of perfumey hand soap that doesn’t wash off easily. I washed my hands 3 times when I got home and could still smell it.
#52
You shoulda rubbed your butt
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Apr 20, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions
The handsoap smell would just mix and make anything smell awful
The handsoap plus fresh baked cookies woulda’ been awful.
#52
I WILL PEEL YOUR EYEBALLS LIKE A GRAPE AND SQUISH THEM BETWEEN MY TOES AND MAKE EYE-WINE OUT OF YOUR CRUSHED PUPILS.
#52
by Mortimer on Apr 20, 2010 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I hope you choke on my corneas jerk-wad
(hehe…jerk-wad)
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Apr 20, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions
I am also fond of "dill-hole"
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Apr 20, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions
The short shorts give it away
As older than Dre.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I'm so glad I don't have to work on Friday
I already know that whatever happens Thursday, I’ll have trouble sleeping.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
yeah, last night I was debating turning off the game
so I wouldn’t go to bed angry (because I thought we would lose). Instead I couldn’t sleep because I couldn’t stop smiling!!!
I wish KP and PA didn't act like schoolchildren.
That is all.
The James Bond movie franchise has been effectively canceled
They’ve canceled plans for the next movie (“Bond 23”), which was to be released in 2011 or 2012. No further release dates are imminent and production has shut down.
The movie studio that owns the rights to the Bond series, MGM, is in financial distress and is up for sale. Until MGM’s status is resolved and they’re under solid financial ground again, there is not expected to be a revisit into the future of the Bond series. At best, it’s pushed out a number of years.
While they’re not saying so, it makes me wonder if they’ll wait so long that they’ll be forced to reboot again.
ohmygod that's horrible news!
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 19, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
That sucks - Daniel Craig is taking Bond in a cool direction, I like the edge he puts on the role
Free AK1984.
"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez
by blazeraddict on Apr 19, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
interesting.
too bad they screwed up Quantum of Solace so bad cause they had a really good thing going after Casino Royale. I figured that’d be an easy trilogy.
but Solace was pretty awful.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Not Miller's fault
If you can only score 1, you’re not going to win many games.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
yeah. They lost, bummer. Buffalo is my team in the East, partly because of my upstate NY soft spot, and partly because how could you not become a Miller fan during that Olympic run.
That was simply the most amazing performance I have ever seen by Miller
In Vancouver.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Nice.

Just to be clear, this is from BASKETBAWFUL. I do not own this picture, and it is not my intent to steal it without proper citation.
Team KP
l0l! looks like bayless sharted
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 19, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
hahaha
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL!
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Caption
Jerryd:" Nic…..you are stepping on my nuts!!"
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Apr 20, 2010 12:09 AM PDT up reply actions
I agree with Wheels
saying that Suns fans and media saying it was a “blip” and “aberration” that we won works for our advantage
Cake or Death?
I only think it matters if that’s what the Suns believe. I think the Suns realize they need to figure out a way to help Amare score more efficiently, and make things a little tougher for Andre, or they are hosed.
Whether they will be able to do that is up for debate, but I don’t think the opinions of the PHX fans and media matter.
And we need to improve too
Our pick and roll D in particular.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
"Ever since I got to Portland, everywhere I’ve gone, the people have embraced me like I’ve been a Blazer my whole career — or actually, like I’m originally from Portland," he said. "Everybody has been really gracious. Everybody has been thanking me — the fans have been tremendous.
"They’re the main reason why I decided to stick around, as well as us having a great group of guys on the team, and the coaching staff."
It's cool to have a player do that.
Yeah, he got a nice contract, but it works for us too, and we’re set up for a great big rotation. Man.
Hope Oden is healthy.
#52
lets not get too ahead of ourselves now
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 19, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
She'll have a few hits and disappear as her fans get older, unless she does a huge makeover later.
Every generation has a few throwaway stars… she screams “look! I got 15 minutes!”
The shake commercial, the news, Ryan's monologue, and the awful first musical segment were worth watching
I can’t remember if there was anything else. It’s very up and down. Not their best episode.
I just youtubed her two performances.
I don’t know what was going on there. Maybe we’ll have to ask PG why young people like Kesha.
Team KP
my friend anders claimed her as a poetic goddess
however he was wasted and possibly also stoned. So… yeah.
I wish KP and PA didn't act like schoolchildren.
That is all.
Haha makes sense.
The lyrics in the songs she sang on there were sooo bad. And she can’t sing a lick.
Team KP
There were at least two repeat sketches too
The “home break in security” one, where every man wants to attack you, the single female living alone in a 5 bedroom home… and something else, crap, I forget… but another already made fake commercial or digital video thingy.
#52
Tie game in Cleveland
Waiting for inevitable Cavs run.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
deng is finally playin like the 70 mil man
he was supposed to be. man, this guy used to be such a beast a few years ago before his injuries.
Man, there are some fairly well known BEdgers doing some borderline trolling over at BSotS. I hate that.
I went over there and had a good back and forth with a few Suns fans
then some others got in on the act and started throwing out names and generally acting like 12 year olds.
"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"
-Dave
Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"
Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."
I hate it too.
Even though Seth blaming the refs is one of the dumbest things I’ve ever seen an SBN blogger write.
Actually that’s not true. The Rockets and Bulls bloggers have both said some really dumb stuff. I take that back.
by Nick Van Excellent on Apr 19, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
The Cavs sold out the entire year this year for the first time in franchise history
They said on TNT. We laugh at that.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Rectastic.
"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99
"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91
MSNBC confirms it.
-The pre-game introductions are sponsored by the upcoming film “The Losers,” which means the word “Losers” is prominently displayed beneath the Lakers’ starting lineup. This is the last time the Lakers would be called “Losers” all afternoon.
I believe its real
Looks very LA style.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
literally have been sitting here laughing for 2 minutes
hahahahahaha
who was the idiot who thought this was a good idea?
I wish KP and PA didn't act like schoolchildren.
That is all.
that’s awesome.
when cross-promotion goes bad
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
What a jerk.
dougall deserves his rightful credit.
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
Man Chicago got jinxed
the announcers have been talking about their ability to O-board all game, and then they toss two of them out of bounds to start the 4th.
Cake or Death?
Cavs are dangerous in so many ways
they’ve got long range shots, they can penetrate, they’ve got shot blockers, and pretty good defenders, and they’ve got the inevitable NBA love bonus. Oh, yeah, and they’ve got those dudes LeBron James and Shaquille O’Neal; I’ve heard they are pretty good.
Cake or Death?
This is the 4th time Andre has been on a lower seeded team with a 1-0 series lead, as well as the 3rd year in a row.
He has never won a playoff series.
The other 3 were all real tough matchups— against Orlando last year, Detroit the year before (both were #2 seed) and as a Nugget in 2005 against the Spurs.
Just fyi. Presented without comment.
did any of those teams have the
“no on believed in us” mentality?
"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"
-Dave
Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"
Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."
Yeah I'm not sure either way what to think.
The talent was limited on some of those teams, and the 2005 Nugget team had a young Carmelo who wasn’t ready for prime time.
I’m not sure if there’s a takeaway from that or not.
True.
Although the Pistons, Spurs, and Magic were all approximately a billion times more talented than the Suns.
They also had more ways to adjust. I’m not sure how the Suns keep Camby off the glass unless they break his arms and I’m not sure how they keep Miller out of the paint, even if they break his arms.
by Nick Van Excellent on Apr 19, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
is there a reason the court is higher off the ground?
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 19, 2010 7:18 PM PDT reply actions
oh okay.
well it’s not the only one i’ve seen like this.
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 19, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh my God, this whole "motivated LeBron" thing is pretty spectacular
Free AK1984.
"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez
Did they ever really have a shot at him?
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
all the cute kitteh pictures always make me sad
i can’t have pets in my apartment and had to leave my kitty at my parent’s house, and i only see her every once in a while now.
Cake or Death?
I did growing up, and I'm still more of a dog person
but my mom hates dogs and finally compromised with us getting a cat, and of course, being my first non-fish pet, I loved it.
Cake or Death?
I just think cats are jerks
But I don’t hate them, I know where I stand with them. Right under inconsequential and right above pure hatred.
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
+92
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
That cat looks just like Dwight from the office!
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
didn't realize it until now but tomorrow is 4/20
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 19, 2010 7:54 PM PDT reply actions
good thing we don't have the Jail Blazers any more, cause they sure wouldn't bring their A-game
to the game tomorrow night.
Cake or Death?
BSoS has a practice report up
looks like Nash going to stay on Miller, and they did alot of shooting
/cambyfive
fools!
there’s nothing they can do!
"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"
-Dave
Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"
Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."
Make it 7 Mariners!
7 run third inning and its still going, 7-0 Ms.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
woohoo!
hopefully Fister can keep it up
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Wha- wait... what?
Something doesn’t seem right with that sentence…
MARCUS CAMBY!!! MARCUS CAMBY!!! MARCUS CAMBY!!!
heehee…..
at this juncture i say we are no longer allowed to talk about Doug Fister and the game he is throwing.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Flagrant 1 on Melo
What the heck just happened?
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Seth Polack (owner of BSos) Blaming the Refs
and I hate to be that guy blaming the refs but I will say that the Blazers got a lot of breaks…
That moving screen on Amare was a weak call and Bayless set a pick on Barbosa that was both two hands on the chest pushing and he was moving his feet. No call
There was a block on Dudley by Webster that got his arm and not ball. No call. Frye and Amare both had blocks that got ball and maybe a little body. Fouls
Bayless jumped into Amare on a drive and got the call. Camby slapped down on Amares arm and stripped the ball. No call.
Also, the Suns best unit on the floor in the fourth was Dragic, Amare, Dudley, Barbosa or JRich and Amundson. They moved the ball very well and defended. Amare was able to get some clean looks and Dragic ran the pick and roll with Amare to perfection finding a wide open Dudley for a three.
This game really was pretty darn close. No reason to fear the next one. I feel much better after watching that final quarter again
/cambyfive
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
He hates to be the guy blaming the refs, huh?
Then he really must hate himself. I mean look, he’s hating himself over and over and over in that quote.
MARCUS CAMBY!!! MARCUS CAMBY!!! MARCUS CAMBY!!!
"I hate to be the guy, but" is right up there with
“Some of my best friends are XYZ, but” and “No offense, but”. If you want to say something, man up and say it – the passive aggressive whiney routine is annoying
Free AK1984.
"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez
by blazeraddict on Apr 19, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't mean to sound like a racist but...
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m not bashing player X, but…
#10, #52
by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
look I don't have anything against the gays but....
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
look, I don't mean to disparage your face but....
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I have no comeback
You just snot-bubbled me
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I think I'm gonna take a Bedgecation.
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
we got here as fast as we could!

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
it's almost like it was playoff basketball
and the Suns weren’t ready
"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"
-Dave
Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"
Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."
That little Batum slap
Said it all, the Blazers came ready to fight, the Suns didn’t.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I remember no such thing in the last 11 months
"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"
-Dave
Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"
Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."
The thing was Amare spent pretty much the whole game looking to be bailed out by the Refs
This led to him playing frustrated and making stupid fouls, as many bad calls that affected the suns, there were a lot that the refs didn’t call the Blazers way, and a lot of no calls that the crowd got upset about, that given a second look ended up being good calls.
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s weak. Really weak. I feel compelled to point out that there was a lot of bellyaching over the refs in here after game 1, even though we lost by 79.
at least you could make the case that they had fewer personal fouls in the game, at the very least, very least. The fouls were equal until they were intentional at the end of the game.
And what of the bogus moving screen on LMA with two minutes left?
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I said it was weak. The refs did not give the Suns the game by any means.
I’m just saying Blazer fans don’t really have much of a high horse to stand on when it comes to whining about refs.
Well, you're comparing regular net commenters to the person who runs BSoS
Compare him to Dave and it looks different.
I don’t think games involving Ken Mauer should count against us (or anyone)
#10, #52
by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I was ranting at Seth there, sorry for being unclear.
It’s just that this game wasn’t physical. We aren’t Houston, who were very rugged.
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
were=was
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
One of the few things I have less patience for than whining about refs is bellyaching about other people whining about refs. So, I’ll just disappear from this part of the thread now.
It’s less about the refs and me still fuming about Seth “pwning” me the other day.
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Its a blog dude. Chill.
"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99
"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91
I was teasing :)
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Did he really “pwn” you?
"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99
"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91
no, he said something sarcastic like, “but fine, it only matters who scores the most points,” because I was over-simplifying defense. His argument was that the Suns eFG% was better, so they were a better defense. I said, they don’t force turnovers, so it washes out their good eFG%.
It was really silly. I lost respect for his analysis, to be sure.
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions
He kind of sucks
I’m sure it gets annoying managing a blog all day for little to no income, but he’s as arbitrarily hostile as BlogaBull without being as funny. Not a good combo.
Free AK1984.
"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez
by blazeraddict on Apr 19, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions
actually, he does get paid by SBN. He’s an administrator for the network.
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Bummer eh? Still, it makes me glad that we have Dave and Ben.
"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99
"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91
No kidding
My guess is Ben’s on Yahoo or SI.com in the next 3 years
Free AK1984.
"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez
by blazeraddict on Apr 19, 2010 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions
that was Seth’s pen name.
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions
did you see that Synergy is now available to the public?
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m debating the thirty bucks.
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I put everything extra into playoff tickets.
But will get this next month or soon. Too valuable and interesting to pass up on this.
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
Ken Mauer dicking over the Nugs this time
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
that guy's out of control
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Can't believe they're letting him coach playoff games.
I fear us drawing him for a home game, the Rose Garden is going to be a VERY nasty place if it’s anything like that Dallas game.
Cake or Death?
I hope they don't let him coach!
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Over at the Nugs blog
They hate him too.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
i'm sorry!!!
I can’t multitask at ALL today, and I’m trying to work and Junk. Now I’m embarrassed.
Cake or Death?
Don't be, it makes it more fun!
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
It's understandable, there's not much difference between refs and coaches
They both have pre-determined strategies for how a game should go, they both make snap judgments, often without enough (or any) information, and there are very few in the NBA worth a crap.
MARCUS CAMBY!!! MARCUS CAMBY!!! MARCUS CAMBY!!!
I've said it before and I'll say it again
I know the names of way too many NBA refs, mostly for incompetence/pricikish personalities. The only NFL ref I know the name of is Ed Hochuli, and that’s because he should be playing linebacker, not reffing
Free AK1984.
"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez
by blazeraddict on Apr 19, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Refs that make themsleves the story
Suck at their jobs.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
that guy should be in a comic book
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
i just watched the movie Big Fan.
horrible.
it makes me glad sports isn’t that important in my life.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
you didn't like it?
I’m a pretty big Patton Oswalt fan, and a GIants fan, so when I saw that on Netflix instant queue, i had to check it out, and I thought it was okay. The final scene was crazy.
Cake or Death?
i like Patton Oswalt and he was pretty good in it. i just thought it was a lame story. way too hard to believe. i don’t think anything the guy’s reaction is anywhere near realistic. unless he’s mentally unstable. i don’t believe sports is that big a part of anyone’s life. if something like that happens, it puts stuff in perspective really quick. all of that made it too hard to care about the Oswalt’s character.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah yeah I agree with that for sure.
I think they kind of gave off hints that he was a bit mentally unstable though. He seemed very emotionally unstable and, if I remember, didn’t he live with his mother, who yelled at him for calling into his sports radio shows? It wasn’t a great film, but Oswalt was okay, and it was a fun movie to watch for distraction purposes while I worked.
Cake or Death?
yeah i guess. to me he just seemed like a loser. but a willing one. not necessarily mentally unstable though. although they seemed to want to say he got that way after he got beat up.
that scene where he got beat up really didn’t sell the injuries he sustained either. after they showed him in the hospital i was like, “wait….that put him in the hospital?”
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
haha yeah, it wasn't the most well edited/written film
I was thinking the same thing after that, especially because his injuries were supposed to be quite severe.
Cake or Death?
i just told myself he got his head stomped on a couple times after they cut the scene.
the direction was pretty poor. sorta disappointed in the writing as it’s the same guy that wrote The Wrestler, which was really good.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
If we had Fesenko on our team, I might start rooting for another team.
EP FTW!
http://16.media.tumblr.com/9N2P6wFyQqyavb17MUEdieCXo1_400.jpg
He reminds me of Sloth from the Goonies. “Fesenko Loves Chunk!”
Most inexplicably NOT Clark Kellogg?
Addicted to Quack
Fister with a no-hitter though 4.5
Mariners up by a touchdown.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
you who was awesome?
Lloyd Moseby. I loved that guy.
EP FTW!
http://16.media.tumblr.com/9N2P6wFyQqyavb17MUEdieCXo1_400.jpg
i had to look him up.
he sounds cool though.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
he's my fav baseball player ever.
I was a HUGE Toronto fan as a kid. no particular reason. I think Moseby was my first baseball card, that’s why.
EP FTW!
http://16.media.tumblr.com/9N2P6wFyQqyavb17MUEdieCXo1_400.jpg
Dick Assman would disagree (real name, saw it in a Letterman phonebook ree)
Free AK1984.
"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez
by blazeraddict on Apr 19, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't forget former NASCAR driver Dick Trickle
also not kidding
MARCUS CAMBY!!! MARCUS CAMBY!!! MARCUS CAMBY!!!
I lol'd the first time I heard that on Sportscenter
Free AK1984.
"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez
by blazeraddict on Apr 19, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
good ole’ rusty K would also like to be considered for the crown
by HD on Apr 19, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
If Dick Harter is not on that list I am disappointed
Most inexplicably NOT Clark Kellogg?
Addicted to Quack
Dick Seaman and Harry Colon?
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Ryder Strong aka "Shawn Hunter" on Boy Meets World
Great porn star name right there
Free AK1984.
"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez
by blazeraddict on Apr 19, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
My wife just asked me if Fesenko has Down's Syndrome.
She was legitimately concerned that he was being allowed onto an NBA court.
EP FTW!
http://16.media.tumblr.com/9N2P6wFyQqyavb17MUEdieCXo1_400.jpg
rofl
"I’m getting more expensive by the game" - Amare Stoudemire
by In Walks Rudy on Apr 19, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
My cousin's goal is to be as good a CF as Franklin Guttierrez
Smart kid, that one.
Free AK1984.
"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez
Guti has been on fire to start this season. i hope this is his major leap year and not just a hot streak.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I think he's a legit .275-.285 hitter with 20 HR power and 25 SB speed
He strikes out a lot though. That’s my only nit, and he more than makes up for it with his glove and defensive range, he would be a fixture in the lineup if he was a .120 hitter the way he plays D
Free AK1984.
"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez
by blazeraddict on Apr 19, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah i agree. and he’s only 24 i think….maybe 25. i’m hoping he settles in at about .290 and being a 25-25 guy. those might be high hopes but i think with all the doubles he’s hit….the homers aren’t far behind.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Dang! I though he was 27 or 28
Free AK1984.
"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez
by blazeraddict on Apr 19, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Born February 21, 1983 - still awesome tough
Free AK1984.
"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez
by blazeraddict on Apr 19, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
i could be wrong about the age….let me look it up…..
aaaaaaand…….
i was wrong…he is 27. born Feb. 1983. i thought he was younger.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, I just watched a super good episode of Bones
For those in here who watch it (I remember a few do) it’s the season one episode with the little girl who has cancer, and Angela makes her the glasses so she can see what it’s like to be in the Louvre. I didn’t really expect this show to be good, or moving, just mindless entertainment, but i’ve been pretty impressed.
Cake or Death?
Oh...yeah...that was good one
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
hahaha….
you were kidding about the “is LF harder than RF?” thing right? please tell me you were kidding about that.
I really need Cain to win tonight…..
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I was sort of kidding. I know it makes no sense, but it would be the only explanation for what Bochy does, so I thought I’d at least ask some real.baseballnerds. I hate Bochy so much.
haha…
always remember….
Ichiro plays RF
Manny Ramirez plays LF. that’s the best way to remember.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Quite the removal from youth league where you stick the scrub in RF for his
mandatory inning in the field
Free AK1984.
"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez
by blazeraddict on Apr 19, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
that’s what happens when you start getting left handed hitters and righties with the ability to go the opposite way. haha
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Its funny how that changes as skills change.
Through high school it was usually stick your worst fielder in right.
sure is looking that way. i was hoping he got rid of that particular disease.
Ryan Dempster has it too.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
wow!!!!!
great play by Figgins!!!
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
nice pick at first by the pitcher too
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Figgins with one of the "2-3 plays that makes a no-no happen"
Free AK1984.
"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez
we aren’t talking about anything but defense…….
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
This is how I see Southern Oregon going out. No reliance on anyone

EP FTW!
http://16.media.tumblr.com/9N2P6wFyQqyavb17MUEdieCXo1_400.jpg
hahahahaha
i hope they burn me up out back when i go. or just dump me in a landfill.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I will do it now if you want
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
naw. i don’t want you to go to jail. i’m ready to die, but i don’t want you to kill me.
but if you ever stumble across me and i’m dead….you can go ahead and burn me up.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok...wear the green sweater in case you are disfigured
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
how will i know if i’m disfigured? i’ll be dead!
with any luck i’ll die naked and she’ll have snuck out the window to avoid any tough questions.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
why would your mom go out the window when she has a key to the front door?
#10, #52
by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
can you make sure I'm made into Soylent Green when I die?
"I’m getting more expensive by the game" - Amare Stoudemire
by In Walks Rudy on Apr 19, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I got a "friend"
He’s an older dude, a pro gambler, kinda a weirdo, makes all his money in vegas and gambling on sports and selling t-shirts on the Venice boardwalk.
He wants to wander into the Amazon and either be killed by natives, or hire a native to kill him. He was totally serious. And I think he will do it, if he has a chance. He’s a weirdo like that.
#52
Derron Williams is playing out of his mind right now
Free AK1984.
"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez
last one for today. This is from the Travis Henry school of parenting

EP FTW!
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DYERTJD?
"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"
-Dave
Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"
Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."
dude, i can't read 1600 per day. i pretty much have to ShiftA when I get home from work.
DONT HATE BECAUSE I’M EMPLOYED!
EP FTW!
http://16.media.tumblr.com/9N2P6wFyQqyavb17MUEdieCXo1_400.jpg
i’m employed.
no excuses!!!!!!
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, but your job doesn't require constant WORKING.
also, i guarantee you your internet speed at work is faster than mine.
EP FTW!
http://16.media.tumblr.com/9N2P6wFyQqyavb17MUEdieCXo1_400.jpg
well…..
yeah, you’re right. haha
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
no way this is real
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Her name is Phyllis Mangina
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
his name is robert paulson
"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"
-Dave
Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"
Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."
I don't get it
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
i’d hate to go to prison with a name like that
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
If he's that hung up on balding he needs to either shave it and remind himself the only
black men who look bad with a bald head are Micahel Ruffin and Popeye Jones, or get a good hair transplant since he can afford it
Free AK1984.
"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez
by blazeraddict on Apr 19, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I like it, it's like watching a train wreck in very slow motion
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I want to grab him and scream
“SHAVE YOUR DAMN HEAD! Look at Kidd, he doesn’t look ridiculous, just get a razor and shave!”
Free AK1984.
"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez
by blazeraddict on Apr 19, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I think Kidd should wear a widows peak skullcap like Ming the Merciless

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
REC
Free AK1984.
"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez
by blazeraddict on Apr 19, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, he does look ridiculous. He looks like Quirinus Quirrell,
with a face on the back of his head. He should wear a turban.
#52
You take that back!

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Boourns :(
Free AK1984.
"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez
no more no-no.
stupid Nick Markakis.
broken up in the 7th.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
Markakis is on the “guys I always end up with in fantasy baseball” list. Apparently I just love him about 1 round more than everyone else.
yeah me too. i’ve had him on my team the last 2 years. but this year someone beat me to him. they finally caught on :(
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Regardless of injuries, I am so glad we are not playing either of these teams.
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
Did Chuck just call Deron the best PG?
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
I guess I've been ignoring them.
I remember Monty saying something ridiculous like this.
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
Derron is good. All Star caliber. But Paul is on a pace to be statistically the #1 or #2 PG ever (a lot
depending on how you view Magic positionally).
Free AK1984.
"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez
by blazeraddict on Apr 19, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
i'm tha best PG there is. don't get it twisted
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 19, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
it's true you have a score of 91
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I'mma gonna put this on a sign for Chuck if any of the home games our on TNT.
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
yeah. that sucks.
looks like i might have got to him a year too late.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah. it sucks. that was always my reservation with taking Cain. but last year he seemed to get out of that pattern and get some wins. so i was hoping he’d be a safer bet this year. oh well.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
well that’s good.
maybe i’ll get lucky and Brian Wilson will vulture the win
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Dr. Mephisto might be able to help you out
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Apr 19, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I want them to win
They have the best chance to beat the Lakers, imo. Utah’s chances went down with Okur
Free AK1984.
"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez
by blazeraddict on Apr 19, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
But Phoenix isn't going to make it to the next round...
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
would we be better off playing Denver in the WCF
than LA (assuming you were being optimistic with this statement).
Cake or Death?
I was selfishly dreaming about that exact thing earlier today
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Someone gonna plant some extra kind 4-20 junk?
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
dood, that one's got your name written all over it!
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I know right!
But I got another couple of weeks at least before I’ll make a new JD. Someone like fajunga could also do this justice.
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
I don't know what this has to do with anything

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
i'm not gonna plant it, but....
EP FTW!
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I nominate the guy living in a dorm in Eugene
Contact high much?
Free AK1984.
"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez
by blazeraddict on Apr 19, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
heavy medicine
I see my eyes are feelin red again; I’m bringing light like Thomas Funkin Edison.
yo. yoo. yo yo yo. How you feelin’?
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
hmmm great song. i’m feeling great. gotta get this essay and studying done. then i’m free fallin. how bout cha? michael is coming to bend this summer. not portland date i’m pretty sure.
lessssss go #52
I'm feelin' freaky and free.
I saw that Bend date mentioned on FB. I might go down for that. As long as he is headlining it’d be worth it.
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
Was that a crab dribble??
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll be there for at least one game
hopefully both, bringing the crazy ALL game long!
Cake or Death?
He felt pain?
I thought Sloan bred his players not to feel pain.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I don't think he breeds them but I thought their nerves were removed when they sign over their souls.
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Kyle Korver looks like Ashton Kutcher
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
No one has ever noticed before
and for sure no one has ever called him Kelso Korver
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
don't you hate how hats/headbands give you headaches?
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 19, 2010 9:54 PM PDT reply actions
wha?
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
YES!
And when I haven’t had a hair cut for a while, i get a pretty serious white boy fro, and then hats are even worse because they make my head feel really tight. I’m glad somebody else has experienced this!
Cake or Death?
That happens to me too
I have an oversized head
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
is your hair full & thick?
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 19, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
haha, thanks. It's pretty annoying in the summer, it makes me very hot.
winter time it’s nice though, cause it keeps my head warm
Cake or Death?
by GiantBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate these in-game coach interviews
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
68 combined FTs in the first 3 quarters
That’s bad.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
52 fouls called so far
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
Nice recovery from Koufas
Weren’t they down 14 like 2 minutes ago?
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
are you freaking kidding me.
David Eckstein beats the Giants on a walkoff homer.
David Eckstein.
DAVID ECKSTEIN.
Not as bad as Ichiro beating Mariano Rivera on a walkoff last year
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Welcome to McCovey Chronicles… please enjoy your stay
#10, #52
by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I do not recall using that punctuation mark
#10, #52
by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I think I want a win in game 2 more than I wanted a win in game 1
"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"
-Dave
Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"
Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."
I don't
But we would end the series basically with a win tomorrow.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
not before the series started mind you
but now, oh man, a win in game 2 to go up 2-0 heading home.
"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"
-Dave
Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"
Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."
I don't think we lose at home
But I’d bet a lot of $ we don’t lose 2 at home if we go up 2-0.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I hate Utah far more and always will
Thanks Mailman and Stockton.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
yeah, that river runs deep
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I need to face a team in at least one or two epic playoff series
Before I hate them.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I would like all the teams in that bracket to lose if that's possible
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Once Portland wins the WCF
It will have happened.
noice!
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions
FTFY
DENVER LEADS!
SUCK IT UTAH!
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
billups' pull up threes
hate that shot.
such a bad attempt fundamentally speaking. defenders in his grill, with no offensive rebounders in position. but he does make those often.
If Mauer doesn't ruin it with 8 million fouls
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
hm?
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
i thought you meant you saw him at the denver game or something
lol
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions
OMG what was he like??????
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
wheels at work reporting roy is ahead of schedule
by thomasikehara on Apr 19, 2010 12:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
1 week!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
This is confirmed?!
That’s incredible! I say if we win tomorrow we hold him out until Round 2.
That comment is all I've heard
It sounds like Tyler confirms it below. It’s all second hand info from me.
they were saying he's completely pain free now, and the trainer's were having to force him not to start running
I guess he’s super anxious
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Amazing. Simply amazing.
This and Camby’s extension should get the guys going tomorrow.
Oh, and Rudy’s pissed off. I think he’s due for a huge game.
Trying to figure out how many times the Blazers have beaten the Lakers in the playoffs.
I can only remember 1977 and 1992. Both were over in four games; 1977 was a sweep in the WCF and 1992 was a 3-1 win in the first round. Interestingly, the 1992 series was won cinched in Las Vegas.
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
I have to dvr the game tomorrow, which sucks. I had to do that lastnight and keep myself away from any kind of news source until the end.
I really like my fiancee’s family, but they are killing me with the playoffs!
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
good thing I checked the DVR. PGE switched out my meter today and shut off the power for a bit. Wiped out my scheduled recordings...
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Si
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Man, normally they have scheduled recordings in non-volatile memory and they should survive a power outage
You might want to consider calling your cable company to ask if this is the expected behavior, and if they have a better DVR they can provide you yet.
it still has to be announced as the listing for that time slot
maybe it will come back when the listings do but under scheduled recordings it had nothing. I’ll just reset it tomorrow before I head out, but yeah that would suck if I missed a game because of their shoddy gear.
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Decent chance that when the guide finishes downloading, the scheduled recordings will return
Power outages are a real pain.
yes...check it before resetting it
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Apr 19, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I will
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah when I lose power it loads my recordings within about 20 minutes
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Andre Miller laughed during all of Event Horizon and The Ring
EP FTW!
http://16.media.tumblr.com/9N2P6wFyQqyavb17MUEdieCXo1_400.jpg
idk if andre laughs. he only smirks.
lessssss go #52
by dougall5505 on Apr 19, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
this has been an extremely long game it seems
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 19, 2010 10:18 PM PDT reply actions
billions of fouls
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate it when he plays us
But that little jump and lean into a defender Melo does (which Roy does too) to draw a foul is good.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
And that play is why I love Chauncey Billups
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Exactly what I just said to my mom who asked 'isn't that a flagrant foul?'
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
UTAH SUCKS UTAH SUCKS UTAH SUCKS UTAH SUCKS!
I love this crowd.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Does anybody know what the winning percentage is when the road team wins Game 1?
All I hear is how the team that wins game 1 wins the series 84000% of the time. But most Game Ones are won by the home team, no?
Not that it matters, just curious.
BENZDUCK FOR ATHLETIC DIRECTOR!
Why the hell not?
Canzano says its 75%
But I don’t know if he’s right.
You should know old man (you know everything).
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
NBA history not my thing.
Too damn many games to keep track of.
BENZDUCK FOR ATHLETIC DIRECTOR!
Why the hell not?
Call Axemen
I bought something in the Gorby auction (belotti ball) after all.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
79% for the first winner, winning the series.
54% for road teams that win the first game
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
56% ?
jake dropped it earlier
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
seems counterintuitive.
Just means we have a bit of work to do.
BENZDUCK FOR ATHLETIC DIRECTOR!
Why the hell not?
Not when you think that the lower seeded team
Is usually weaker than the higher seeded one.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
it just means the home team wins the majority of game 1's
and the home team wins the majority of series
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
did they get busted?
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Apr 19, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Hate to say it but that was a good call on Melo.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Carmelo just committed 4th degree assault
EP FTW!
http://16.media.tumblr.com/9N2P6wFyQqyavb17MUEdieCXo1_400.jpg
Mauer and co called enough fouls to give the teams 65 FTs in the first 3 quarters
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Melo needs to be careful
He already has a Flagrant, he can’t afford a T as he fouls out.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Goodbye Carmelo
Elitism - It's lonely at the top. But it's comforting to look down upon everyone at the bottom.
by thankyouforblaze on Apr 19, 2010 10:32 PM PDT reply actions
Utah up 3 with 25 secs left
Elitism - It's lonely at the top. But it's comforting to look down upon everyone at the bottom.
by thankyouforblaze on Apr 19, 2010 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions
He's been playing stupid the entire last few minutes
2 horrible iso possessions in a row.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Let's go Nuggets I think
They were shouting UTAH SUCKS earlier, which is awesome.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
GO
Nuggets
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Sounded like they were saying h e double hockey sticks No something something
but i could barely hear it cause my roommate is being a chatty cathy
Cake or Death?
by GiantBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions
We are so stealing that for next year
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Twice in a row
Same mistake. If you’re off balance, I don’t care how good a shooter you are, you almost always miss.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Embarassing loss by Denver
At least our bench had NBA quality players on it, they had a bunch of scrubs and D-Leaguers.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
The Suns D can make anyone look like a superstar
Well not Juwan.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Don't underestimate Juwan...
I’m waiting for him to have a big game. Imagine what would happen if he gets 17 boards instead of Camby tomorrow? Suns fans would explode.
annnnnnnnnd Ken Mauer screws over another home team
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
SHUT UP JAKE
IM TRYING TO JUSTIFY THIS TO MYSELF!!!!!
"Miller doesn't fit with Portland. He'll never fit. You know it. I know it. The Blazers players know it." - John Canzano Jan 7th, 2010
by Dirty Socks on Apr 19, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Nugs blog blaming the refs
The refs did not make Melo play like a stupid moron or Billups take 2 crap 3s.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
He really didn't not at the end
Denver had A LOT of chances to win that. It was called pretty evenly.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Yeah I officially hate the guy now, but him and his crew called a pretty good 4th
Denver took terrible shots, and that offensive foul fest was just ridiculous, but each one was the correct call.
Cake or Death?
by GiantBlazer on Apr 19, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Every team in the West has holes.
I wouldn’t be surprised if the Lakers took advantage.
But it’s a great year for a sleeper team too.
A couple weeks ago I was convinced the Lakers were losing early. With Bynum back, them drawing OKC, Utah losing Okur and still being competitive with Denver and PHX down a game… things really seem to be shifting in their favor.
I still like the field over LA, but it might not be 2 to 1 for the field like I thought it was.
I hate Utah far more than I could ever hate Denver
Every time Sloan wins a game, a puppy dies.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
stockton is probably the only jazz player i hate
i have a lot of respect for sloan.don’t really like em though.
i think i hate the thuggetz a lot more
completely indifferent about him
i probably should hate him (especially after those matchups he had with BG), but still, i don’t really care about him enough to harbor any feelings towards him
The NBA made the call to market stars over the games themselves
I’m not a big fan of that marketing technique.
So now we all look alike to you, insurance adjuster/agent of the oppressor

Free AK1984.
"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez
Drinking a fifth at lunch will do that to you
Free AK1984.
"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez
by blazeraddict on Apr 19, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
having lived here
in this ugly, crime-ridden, mosquito-filled freezer for the past three years, i’m not very likely gonna be convinced.
link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZzgAjjuqZM
“don’t slow down in east cleveland, or you’ll die.”
“our economy is based on lebron james.”
not only accurate, but hilarious.
Did he reference the river being so polluted it caught fire?
Not even the Willamette is that bad, smh
Free AK1984.
"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez
by blazeraddict on Apr 19, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm going to Cleveland on VACATION!
lol
Elitism - It's lonely at the top. But it's comforting to look down upon everyone at the bottom.
by thankyouforblaze on Apr 19, 2010 11:03 PM PDT reply actions
I think this Denver/Utah series is going to be extremely important for the WCF...
assuming LA did not win the second round, which would be a big assumption, would the Blazers rather face Denver or Utah?
personally, I’d rather see Utah, as I think we match up better with Camby, and I think Denver just has too many streaky players that more often than not can just turn it on (Billups/Melo/Smith/Lawson)
Not to mention, Utah now has some noticeable holes in it’s lineups, as they were playing 4 random dudes and Millsap at one point.
What do ya’ll think?
Elitism - It's lonely at the top. But it's comforting to look down upon everyone at the bottom.
by thankyouforblaze on Apr 19, 2010 11:09 PM PDT reply actions
I think my Cart will stay behind my horse for the time being
#10, #52
by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
cool...
that you for the input/sarcasm on a hypothetical.
Elitism - It's lonely at the top. But it's comforting to look down upon everyone at the bottom.
by thankyouforblaze on Apr 19, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions
you are quite welcome… and I’d rather face Utah cause Melo is one of 2 people Batum has trouble guarding
#10, #52
by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I think Denver still takes it. They are dumb and have a lack of focus at times, but they’ll manage to get out of their own way three more times.
#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell
by Cablinasian on Apr 19, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah. they're certainly capable of stealing one in Utah
Elitism - It's lonely at the top. But it's comforting to look down upon everyone at the bottom.
by thankyouforblaze on Apr 19, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Is this even possible?
"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"
-Dave
Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"
Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."
yes…. doors like that have a mechanism that allows them to collapse in the event of a fire for emergency exit purposes… push hard enough and you can “pop” the magnets loose and release the door
#10, #52
by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions
First, i was the typical, nice, BE person at BSotS, they make fun of you for that. Then, i joined in on their trashtalking, they only liked that for so long, until they got irritated. Then, i tried to be nice and talk again; turns out, they are just self centered, and don’t wnat to leave their little sunny world. I thought that sarcastic post was a clever way of them saying ‘zach off blazers fans’ so i’m not going to bother with commenting there anymore, since they assume we are losers for trying to interact with them.
it was just one little .gif!
"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"
-Dave
Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"
Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."
FYI… Goerge Will pimping his baseball book on Colbert
#10, #52
by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions
it ended up devolving into politcal talk… so you’ve been warned
#10, #52
by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions
that’s a nice way for your boyfriend to tell you ya need to add some meat to them bones
#10, #52
by The Arkitect on Apr 19, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Not a good night to be a Duke hater
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/basketball/ncaa/04/19/singler.duke.ap/index.html?eref=sihp
They are going to be loaded next year
Free AK1984.
"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez
wouldn't that make it easier to hate Duke?
"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
-Dave
If Hayward comes back
Butler can contend or something.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Say hello to the KFC YUM! Center
Lousiville’s new arena, under construction:

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
wow
the Yum center…..no words
"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
-Dave
this is a bad thing
"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
-Dave
I agree. This is an abomination
KFC is my least favorite fast food joint, and they are far and away the worst when it comes to the production of their meat stuffs.
Cake or Death?
by GiantBlazer on Apr 20, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions
It begs the question
Why??
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Apr 20, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions
Why the word "Yum"?
Why not just KFC Center?….I mean it is Kentucky…so it makes sense…but Yum? Why not the Nummy-Nummy Esplanade if you are gonna have a baby talk name?
Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’
by 92wastheyear on Apr 20, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions
haha if PA has to sell the RG and it becomes the "Nummy-Nummy Esplanade"
I’ll just call it “the venue formally known as the Rose Garden”
Cake or Death?
by GiantBlazer on Apr 20, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions
this is what I was inarticulately flabbergasted about
"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."
-Dave
I think it's even worse that it's in a chat bubble.
They are definitely trying too hard.
Cake or Death?
by GiantBlazer on Apr 20, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions
another late night ma friend.
i’ve never made one before.
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 20, 2010 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions
ANYWHO this is boring.
my mom bought fat free/no sugar added ice cream. really defeats the purpose. smh
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 20, 2010 12:46 AM PDT reply actions
Wutup?
"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99
"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91
Naw, i won't make another junk for a minute.
Even if today would be a good day for me to make one. That’s why i want fajunga to do it. He’s down. He understands.
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
do what you stoner's do you
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 20, 2010 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions
I am currently doing so.
And this one’s for you..
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
HAHHA puff puff pass ?
im sucha loser
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 20, 2010 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions
Users are losers, and losers are users.
You’re cool like the sand when the sun goes down.
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
Did you see Khloe at the Laker game?
she wasn’t looking as fly as she could have, but she cool
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
babygirl i did!
smh it was like for an instant. besides it’s just at a game. geez!
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 20, 2010 1:20 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah but it is in LA!
That’s basically more a status event than a sporting exhibition for most of those people.
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
hahah! you so funny idol. but true
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 20, 2010 1:27 AM PDT up reply actions
So anything interesting up with you tonight?
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
straight chillin cuhz. you?
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 20, 2010 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions
Guess I'm makin pot junk
"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99
"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91
so photos of a couple ex blazers
hippie movement..
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 20, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions
quite demanding aren't we
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 20, 2010 1:35 AM PDT up reply actions
z
Synopsis: When a decorated Marine goes missing overseas, his black-sheep younger brother cares for his wife and children at home—with consequences that will shake the foundation of the entire family. …
BROTHERS tells the powerful story of two siblings, thirtysomething Captain Sam Cahill (Tobey Maguire) and younger brother Tommy Cahill (Jake Gyllenhaal), who are polar opposites. A Marine about to embark on his fourth tour of duty, Sam is a steadfast family man married to his high school sweetheart, the aptly named Grace (Natalie Portman), with whom he has two young daughters (Bailee Madison, Taylor Grace Geare). Tommy, his charismatic younger brother, is a drifter just out of jail who’s always gotten by on wit and charm. He slides easily into his role as family provocateur on his first night out of prison, at Sam’s farewell dinner with their parents, Elsie (Mare Winningham) and Hank Cahill (Sam Shepard), a retired Marine.
Shipped out to Afghanistan, Sam is presumed dead when his Black Hawk helicopter is shot down in the mountains. At home in suburbia, the Cahill family suddenly faces a shocking void, and Tommy tries to fill in for his brother by assuming newfound responsibility for himself, Grace, and the children.
But Sam is not dead; he and a fellow soldier have been captured by Taliban fighters. In Afghanistan’s harsh, remote Pamir Mountains, Sam is subjected to traumas that threaten to rob him of his very humanity. At the same time that Sam’s sense of self is being destroyed overseas, Tommy’s self-image is strengthening at home. And in the grief and strangeness of their new lives, Grace and Tommy are naturally drawn together. Their longstanding frostiness dissolves, but both are frightened and ashamed of the mutual attraction that has replaced it.
When Sam unexpectedly returns to the States, a nervous mood settles over the family. Sam, uncharacteristically withdrawn and volatile, grows suspicious of his brother and his wife. Their familiar roles now nearly reversed, Sam and Tommy end up facing the ultimate physical and mental challenge when they confront each other. In the shifting family dynamics, who will dominate? And how will the brothers come to terms with issues of love, loyalty, and manhood—and with the woman caught between them?
Pot Junk is rather tame. Feel free to add your own facts and tidbits
"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99
"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91
btw i've never seen a JD with so many poll votes
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 20, 2010 1:55 AM PDT reply actions
Weren't you talking about pole vault in this JD?
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
really now? hehonkers?
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 20, 2010 2:49 AM PDT up reply actions
stop messsing with me!
i meant the JD poll has the most votes i’ve seen out of any JD. turdloaf
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 20, 2010 3:02 AM PDT up reply actions
i toss myself towards the mercy of the court
my cat is too old to care to play with string or i’d do that instead
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst
I just hope she is a trained professional.
#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

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