Wow, after 10 am on Saturday morning and there is no junk? Why the no junk everyone? Don't tell me you're all burned out the day before the playoff's start? I thought we should go over a few pictures of our beloved Ballzers to show the difference between intensity shown in the normal season, and in the postseason.
First and foremost, our new number one guy LaMarcus Aldridge. Here you see him in regular season mode, in fact probably early in the year before he had found his pure hatred for the Phoenix suns
See, he looks timid, and unsure. This isn't imposing at all, in fact he kind of looks like a cuddly forest ruminant, who's never seen a human before and is just dying to know why the human is carrying that weird wood and metal object and wearing that orange vest. Now juxtapose that with playoff mode LaMarcus... 
Clearly you can see the difference. LaMarcus (playoff mode) is much more aggressive. Note the use of his face to deflect the futile attempt by Amare Stoudemire to block his shot. LMA's face is an overlooked aspect of his game. If he can bring this intensity to the PS, Stoudemire's retina's are gonna re-detach.
Example 2, our new second in command, TIH's cuddly wuddly, Andre Miller
Here we see him in pre-season Buckwheat mode
Nothing to worry about there. If you saw this guy you would immediately want to make nice with him and maybe share your ice cream sundae. This is part of his malevolent ruse to gain your trust so later on he can destroy your soul, as will be confirmed by photo number two.
via www.bballone.com
Look at the level of psycho being demonstrated here. First the use of his crotch against the first defender's funny bone. That probably led to a lot of pins and needles and much and furious shaking of the forearm which rendered that defender ineffective not just on this play but I would reckon for minutes after. Also Yao seems to be repulsed like Andre's back is covered with monkey scat. This type of attack clearly has a major psychological effect, and this is the kind of energy we will need to embarrass the suns.
Next let's look at one of our younger players Jerryd Bayless: As you can see in this first picture Jerryd is all business
Now put that against this second pic, where Jerryd is now in playoff mode: 
via dimemag.com
He is ready to own fools, and given the fact that he went to school in Arizona, it's gonna be like he's throwing that ball into the grand canyon.
And finally let's look at Nic Batum
In the first pic you can see Nic at rest. He appears in this picture to be saying, "I don't understand the Baseball. This sport is not interesting. I only care about the very beautiful basketball, and the beautiful women with the light and fluffy pastry."
Now in the greatest change from regular to playoff mode we see Nic getting absolutely filthy on Pau Gasol's greasy 
mop top! VAVABATUM!!!!!
I hope I have made the Junk before someone else, and oh yes why not add a poll
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