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Playoff Prediction JD 4/15

Throw out your prognostications for the playoffs either March Madness style and/or Stat Geek Smackdown style (to be explained).

 

The playoff match ups are as follows:

West:

1.  Fakers 

vs.

8.  Thunder

 

2.  Mavs

vs.

7.  Spurs

 

3.  Suns

vs.

6.  Blazers

 

4.  Nuggets

vs.

5.  Jazz

 

East:

1.  Cavs

vs.

8.  Bulls

 

2.  Magic

vs.

7.  Bobcats

 

3.  Hawks

vs.

6.  Bucks

 

4.  Celtics

vs.

5.  Heat

 

The Stat Geek Smackdown  is a little competition run by Henry Abbott of Truehoop for the past 3 seasons.  He invites prominent "stat geeks" to make their predictions for the playoffs.  The rules:

"The rules are simple: Based on stats, hunches and anything else, each person predicts the outcome of every playoff series, as the rounds unfold. Each correctly picked series is worth five points. Correctly predicting the number of games is worth two additional points."

I figure we can have our own little Junk Drawer prediction contest under Stat Geek Smackdown rules.  Post your first round predictions in this thread, including the number of games you think the series will go.  Guessing the right number of games but the wrong team to win isn't worth anything.  I'll try to get the 2nd round prediction thread up as soon as all the 2nd round match ups are set.

Poll
Playoffs: Portland vs. Suns
Blazers in 4
3 votes
Blazers in 5
6 votes
Blazers in 6
73 votes
Blazers in 7
34 votes
Suns in 4
3 votes
Suns in 5
3 votes
Suns in 6
13 votes
Suns in 7
5 votes

140 votes | Poll has closed

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I like ur optimism my freind.

"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden

by dario argento on Apr 15, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

i speak only of the truth when it comes to Balzer predictions

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 15, 2010 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

if we win, and fire KP, you should organize an army.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

dood, you going to a playoff game? lets prefunk at Koi1

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 15, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dude I'll be in Socal still till at least game three

my gf wants to spend some time down in SD, so we’ll probably be running around trying to find a place to watch the game in PB.

I’ve never done Koi before the game, that’s totally sounds fun.

How’s LA? You check out Kogi BBQ?

Kobe Tai > Kobe Bryant

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Apr 15, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

it’s been good…weather is perfect here. 72.

going to Kogi BBQ tomorrow…

we just killed it at Boiling Crab tonight on Brookhurst…

1 hour wait to get a table but it’s worth it.

when did you score Chun Li?

blazers >>>>>>> geisha

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 15, 2010 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

You can get Kogi here

Alibi. Ya know anything about it, Sexy T? It’s near me.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 12:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

that place looks really cool…but i was gonna go to a Kogi Truck in OC

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 15, 2010 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, until I looked it up

I didn’t know they had it there.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

have you gone yet?

i heard it’s ten times better than our kogi trucks and i’m addicted to the ones in pdx

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 15, 2010 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

NOPE

I have ate out about 8 times since it was last brought up, but I never chose the place, and no one wanted Korean taco truck. And when I say “man, I gotta try that place”, it’s when they’re nowhere close to me.

OF COURSE now I see they are around the damn corner from me every day from 6pm to Midnight. So I will get dinner there this week. When I am better. Check out the menu that Alibi has, and tell me if the regular truck is much different. PLEASE?

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah i took a look…the truck has the same plus a few more i think…

it might even be the same owners who knows but the ones listed on alibi’s menu are staples of the trucks down here

one thing Alibi doesn’t have is the clear korean rice noodles….BOMB

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 15, 2010 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

Damn playoffs nearly ended relationship last year

she couldn’t understand why I got so mad over a game and she couldn’t be around me cause I got so pissed off. Needless to say she’s very concerned about these games now.

Kogi BBQ is the OG stuff yo! Those were the cats who started doing it before everyone else started copying them.

Mort, you know where the Yogurtland is on Sawtelle? They’ll be there tomorrow.

Kobe Tai > Kobe Bryant

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Apr 15, 2010 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

i’ve tried sooo hard to like Rome with sublime but i can’t do it…
his chop skills are about half as good as Brad.

i dunno man, unless you get really high, it’ aint gonna live up to the real thing…

we don’t play at home until game 3 so lets do this funk

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 15, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

4/20 is gonna all good mang

There gonna be a bunch of us from back in the day at that concert. Going to be like old times. But I’m gonna see what the trips gonna be like, I know she wants to goto SD for sure. San Diego Zoo man, I don’t a single chick who doesn’t love that place.

If you got the time, try to see if you can get some Parks Famous BBQ. Cornbread Bibingka!

I’m hittin the sack, laters!

Kobe Tai > Kobe Bryant

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Apr 15, 2010 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sure, I ain't been to Yogurtland, but I've driven by there

That is close to me (as you know). They’re there at 10pm till 12:30 though, so if I feel gooder by then I’ll get it for a late meal. For lunch, they are just down the street from there… also close to me.

At least now I know for sure that Thursday is likely a good day for me to plan for it since I think it was the same last time I looked.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

IMO, OB > PB

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 15, 2010 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm totally biased---spent 2 weeks every summer as a kid in PB!

Has changed alot since those days and not necessarily for the better IMO.

by ilikescotch on Apr 15, 2010 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I grew up down there.

PB is cool, but I almost spent a whole summer spending all night at sunset cliffs in Ocean Beach back in the mid 90’s. Very interesting times.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 15, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's what pays the bills.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 16, 2010 6:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, CONGRATS ON WINNING THE FBB LEAGUE!!!!!!

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 15, 2010 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

it’s 4-4…

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

yep

and as the Commish, i get to decide the champion and the name to engrave on the trophy.

Roybot wins. She’s a man among boys.

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 15, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I WON THE ALL IMPORTANT 5TH PLACE TROPHY

I don’t think Ark knew it was going on, BUT I’LL TAKE IT WOOOOOOO.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 12:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

HIGH FIVE!

5th place is as good as gold.

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 15, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

k, i’ll engrave my name then!

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 15, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

No way, man.

That’s us, and I say Mortimer’s 5th place trophy almost as good as the Ganong Blockers 1st place trophy.

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 15, 2010 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

THANK YOU!!!!

Who would thunk it?!

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 15, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

With a healthy Roy

That is not unrealistic. Sigh….

Where's Rudolfo?

by Rudiculous on Apr 15, 2010 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

My picks

West
Lakers in 5-OKC doesn’t come up with enough.
Mavs in 7-Mavs survive in a classic.
Blazers in 6-Homerism FTW!
Nugs in 6-Could be less depending on Utah injuries.

East
Cavs in 4-Upon further thought, yeah its a sweep.
Magic in 5-Orlando rolls through.
Hawks in 6-No Bogut, no upset.
Heat in 6-Long fail the Cs.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 12:07 AM PDT reply actions  

LAL 5
SAS 7
PTB 7
DEN 7

CLE 5
ORL 6
ATL 5
BOS 7

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 15, 2010 12:08 AM PDT reply actions  

LAL in 6
Spurs in 6
Blazers in 6
Jazz in 7

Cavs in 5
Magic in 6
Hawks in 5
Celtics in 7

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 15, 2010 12:08 AM PDT reply actions  

I only ask that we don't get eliminated at home

Since I’ll be going to all the games, that would really suck.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 12:09 AM PDT reply actions  

I can't stand it when that happens

I feel like I just want to jump off the balcony in those final moments.

by einman77 on Apr 15, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

You have to applaud your team for their effort

But really.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

My predictions

Lakers in 5
Mavs in 7
Blazers in 6
Nuggets in 7

Cavs in 4
Magic in 6
Hawks in 6
Celtics in 6 (Heat suck)

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 12:10 AM PDT reply actions  

i think OKC gonna make the Lakers go to 7 games…Lakers flat out stink right now with no signs of a bench.

Their bench might be playing worst than ours right now.

My predictions

Lakers7
Mavs 5
Blazers 6
Jazz 6

Cavs 6
Magic 6
Hawks 5
Heat 6

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 15, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

You might be right

I think the Lakers will flip it on and beat anyone they face this 1st round easy, even if it was us.

And Pau will do very well against OKC.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh yeah, forgot about him…

he and kobe will play 42 mins/game

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 15, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pau, Odom, Kobe

Thabo on Kobe, and then no one who can reasonably guard Odom and Pau PLUS they have been around long enough to handle the defensive pressure (and Pau, with his passing, would thrive with it.) Lamar can be a good pass but also a bonehead, but he’s just a back breaker. They don’t NEED him on his A-game to win.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

trying not to look at other predictions.

Cavs in 4
Magic in 6
Hawks in 5
Celtics in 7
Lakers in 5
Spurs in 7
Suns in 7
Nuggets in 6

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 12:12 AM PDT reply actions  

Lakers in 5
Mavs in 7
Blazers in 6(eternal optimist that Roy will be healthy enough to be effective)
Nugs in 6

Cavs in 5
Magic in 5
Hawks in 5
Celtics in 7

Where's Rudolfo?

by Rudiculous on Apr 15, 2010 12:14 AM PDT reply actions  

Lakers in 6
Mavs in 5
Blazers in 6 (homer)
Nuggets in 7

Cavs in 4
Magic in 4
Bucks in 6
Heat in 7

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on Apr 15, 2010 12:14 AM PDT reply actions  

I am soooo pissed right now. Two games on NBAtv. Screw you, NBA.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 12:18 AM PDT reply actions  

Apparently the NBA doesn't consider PHX/POR to be a ratings grabber.

I’m sure if they could show OKC/LAL 8 times in the first weekend, they would.

by Timmay! on Apr 15, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am livid. Absolutely livid.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

why?

it’s on KGW

so you are covered

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 15, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

really? cool.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, i think so.

standard protocol for playoffs

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 15, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

besides national televised games

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 15, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

isn’t the box still jacked up though?

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, it’s in the trash

hahahah

i will try to hook one up but won’t be back in town till game 3

don’t they televise KGW in washington affiliate?

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 15, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

they televise KGW on some bizarre channel that a few people get. Really frustrating situation.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

CabbyOverReactionFTL

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 15, 2010 12:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think I have access to KGW.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 12:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Both games on NBA TV last year

We won.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

i already called it

lakers go down in 1st, denver goes out, i think the mavs will be fine, and we take phoenix in 6.

by Captain fruit on Apr 15, 2010 12:18 AM PDT reply actions  

so if..

the thunder, san antonio win could we end up with home court in the 2nd round?

by Captain fruit on Apr 15, 2010 12:19 AM PDT reply actions  

were san antonio to win

we would indeed have homecourt in that 6 v 7 matchup

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"

Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."

by Magnum on Apr 15, 2010 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

Since they don’t reseed after each round, unlike the NHL.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

unless you ask the Thunder broadcasters.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 12:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

LAL in 6
DAL in 5
POR in 7
DEN in 6

CLE in 4
ORL in 5
ATL in 6
MIA in 6

by medmelon on Apr 15, 2010 12:24 AM PDT reply actions  

hello “this Mortimer dude”. How is life atop the Xbox Pantheon of NBA 2K10 treating ya?

by medmelon on Apr 15, 2010 12:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

for me, very sadly.

haven’t played since the beatdown

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 15, 2010 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

twss
you guys thinking on playing again with different teams?

by medmelon on Apr 15, 2010 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

i don't think the topic has been broached yet

I think BRP is traveling the globe right now.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, when i come back home, i want to practice for a week then call up mortisha again

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 15, 2010 12:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I ain't played the game since

I can not play at all and maybe mess the controls up randomly, assign the buttons all weird, to make things more even if you want.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 1:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

nah, i’ll just tell my son not to play quarters 2-4 against you again

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 15, 2010 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

we need to figure out a way to hear Morty.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

oooohh rematch

it’s like watching Rocky II all over again.

Where you traveling around, brp?

by medmelon on Apr 15, 2010 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh, just family time down in the great state of California….

probably be going east end of the month, then the chicago regions…

nothing plan for europe until the fall so you got time to work up your alc alc alcohol tolerance

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 15, 2010 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

remember that here it’s legal to drink when you’re 16 already…head start ftw

by medmelon on Apr 15, 2010 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh the simpleton.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

I predict

That each series will last a MINIMUM of 4 games, yet not go more than 7.

by einman77 on Apr 15, 2010 12:27 AM PDT reply actions  

I can't wait for you to throw that quote back in his face when he's proven WRONG

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"

Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."

by Magnum on Apr 15, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are you trying to get even odds?

I really went out on a limb there, I would want at least 4 to 1 on that one.

by einman77 on Apr 15, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

completely correct. you win.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 12:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

basically, eating breakfast in front of his PC

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 15, 2010 12:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, that's cool

I’ve been to that Bread and Ink place before but I don’t think they had the waffle window then.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 12:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

The wife swears by it.

It’s exactly as it sounds too. A couple seats, that’s it. Very good stuff.

by Timmay! on Apr 15, 2010 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Then gimme a waffle griddle!

Me no have one :-(

I ain’t made pancakes in forever. Somehow, in the division of property, I ended up with a pumpkin pancakes mix that needs oil, butter, and eggs (I got it all, that’s fine), and a “gourmet” regular pancake one that just needs water. That sounds better right now, in my miserable condition.

No honey or syrup though! Why don’t I have honey? I always have honey.

Hmmmm… it is either panty-cakes, regular all cheesy eggs, or cheesy noodles.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 12:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

With the absence of honey or syrup

I would do powder sugar and butter for the topping of my panty cakes.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seeds

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 15, 2010 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

TWIS

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 15, 2010 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't know that

I actually prefer powder sugar and butter, really.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I dont like pancakes, or maple syrup

Never tried with powder sugar and butter though, doesnt sound too bad.

Where's Rudolfo?

by Rudiculous on Apr 15, 2010 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Pancakes get soggy.

Blech. How can you like eggs but not maple syrup?

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 15, 2010 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

you know what is good?

Dipping your bacon in the leftover syrup….that’s what!!

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 15, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah....that is what the wife calls it

“Hey baby…..come over here and dip dat bacon in my syrup!!”

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 15, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

It is a euphemism

no more messy that usual

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 15, 2010 12:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why....I am just quoting my wife

she says that all the time

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 15, 2010 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol ...so it is

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 15, 2010 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I bought mapley syrup flavored bacon once on accident

worst mistake of my life. I really don’t like syrup.

Where's Rudolfo?

by Rudiculous on Apr 15, 2010 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

you’re a regular dougall!

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 12:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm just copying him.

I didn’t know his distrust of the maple flavour topic had been broached.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

your use of “not the bomb” was what I was referring to.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

That stuff is sick.....but regular bacon

in regular syrup…yum

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 15, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nasty.

You should read lables first.

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 15, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I said ONCE

I learned my lesson. :)

Where's Rudolfo?

by Rudiculous on Apr 15, 2010 12:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Scrambled eggs + hashbrowns + ketchup = WIN

Add cheese into the equation and it only gets better.

Where's Rudolfo?

by Rudiculous on Apr 15, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I make fried potatoes with grilled onion

and Tillimok medium cheddar melted on top….or sausage gravy ,,,either all

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 15, 2010 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yum!

Ya know what I never liked and it seems like I would? Gravy.

I don’t like gravy.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

But mashed potatoes and gravy?

Possibly the best part of Thanksgiving.

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 15, 2010 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Noooo butter and garlic and season salt

But I also really don’t like potatoes much. Only mashed.

AND NO THEY AREN’T TOO SPICY.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Something is wrong.

Potatoes are the best vegetable!

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 15, 2010 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

They are so dry and thirsty making and boring.

If I never had them again, I would not give a damn.

I like red potatoes I guess, and in the way 92 mentioned making them. My dad makes them that way a lot. But potatoes are always the worst part of a meal.

In soup, in a scramble/hash, I am always wishing that there were less potatoes.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

CHEESE

and sour cream.

Where's Rudolfo?

by Rudiculous on Apr 15, 2010 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I do like cheese on potatoes.

That is one thing we can agree on.

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 15, 2010 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah they make 'em good!

Garlic mashed potatoes can be good too. But, I’d rather have more meat and veggies.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 1:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

So McDonalds is actually doing me a favor with all those french fries

All this time I was trying to eat salads and junk like that!

Where's Rudolfo?

by Rudiculous on Apr 15, 2010 1:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

False!

You will die at the age of 25 if you eat McDonalds. Ever.

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 15, 2010 1:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dont hate on Ketchup mort

Its gods gift to people with class.

Where's Rudolfo?

by Rudiculous on Apr 15, 2010 1:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

What else should it be?

It’s made of tomatoes, vinegar, corn, salt, and other spices (garlic, celery, …).

That’s not meat, that’s not fruit, that’s a vegetable. One of my favorites.

by Norsktroll on Apr 15, 2010 1:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

tomatoes are a fruit.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 1:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don't pee and on my leg and tell me it's raining, Norsk.

That is a sauce, and not a very good one!!!

Good ranch, and BBQ sauce, pwns ketchup.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 1:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

All 3 are good.

And honey mustard!

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 15, 2010 1:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

mustard FTL. I hate mustard.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 1:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

sometimes it ends up being on stuff, and it drives me crazier than Chipotle does Morty.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 1:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hate it more than the Thunder.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 1:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ketchup isnt THAT spicy.

Where's Rudolfo?

by Rudiculous on Apr 15, 2010 1:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like ketchup fine

But if I go for dipping, I look to ranch or BBQ sauce or combine the two for my secret burger sauce.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 1:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not sure if I want to know....

But what is your secret burger sauce?

Where's Rudolfo?

by Rudiculous on Apr 15, 2010 1:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Growing up

It was always Bullseye BBQ sauce, and Hidden Valley Ranch.

If you can get a better ranch, like from a restaurant, it will be better, but Hidden Valley is fine. Or make your own! That’s always good.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 1:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

‘chuckle chuckle’

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 1:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you grind up tomatoes, do they stop being a vegetable?

by Norsktroll on Apr 15, 2010 1:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

considering they were never one in the first place…

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 1:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

They are plantae, and considered vegetables for their taste. Like cucumbers. I DON’T CARE ABOUT SOME BIOLOGY NERDS! Real Americans and World Citizens eat tomatoe (voice of Dan Quayle) as a veggie!

by Norsktroll on Apr 15, 2010 1:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Grind it up, heavily process it

It kinda loses it’s original properties, sure.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 1:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

And my joke was more a reference

To when the Reagan admin tried to say school lunches offering ketchup counted as a serving of veggies.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 1:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I used to like potatoes with cheese/sour cream/bacon/salt and pepper. I’ve reduced that from my diet, unfortunately.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 1:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

It isnt the healthiest route

but it sure is tasty!

Where's Rudolfo?

by Rudiculous on Apr 15, 2010 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Weird.

You are weird!!!

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 15, 2010 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I prefer Jam to Jelly ....but not on pancakes

Butter and syrup FTW

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 15, 2010 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I've never liked syrup, really

If it’s all there is and I got pantycakes right there for eating, I’ll use the syrup, but I don’t like “maple” flavour.

What I normally do, is a GRIP of butter and honey. And by “normally”, I mean the “once every 3 years I have pancakes”.

When I was a kid, my grandma made egg pancakes, which us kids called “cookie pancakes”, which are just super thin crepe-like pancakes (dunno if they are common or not). They are best with butter and powder sugar in the middle of them, and they’re rolled up. THOSE are good.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Crepes are usually ate that way

and I find them kinda slimy…..but I am just an unsophisticated rube

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 15, 2010 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

They are slimily delicious!

I dunno, unless butter is slimy… I dunno what else is slimy about it.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I cant help it if yer Gramma

cain’t make taters and bacin

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 15, 2010 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jam is better because it spreads

jelly just globs up

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 15, 2010 12:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

what out for the seeds baby

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 15, 2010 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jam ...of course

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 15, 2010 12:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you have brown sugar you can make your own syrup.

2/3 sugar to 1/3 water. If you have it, add a little vanilla extract.

#52

by annthefan on Apr 15, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gross.

Don’t pick eggs.

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 15, 2010 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

No way.

I’m not big on cheese. And definitely not eggs.

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 15, 2010 12:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cheese is so boss, sis

I get in egg moods where I eat ‘em everyday, and then out of the mood where I don’t eat them for weeks. I’ve been oatmealing it lately for breakkie.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I used to haaaaate cheese....

Couldn’t eat it on anything but pizza and a few other things. Now, I can eat it just fine on lots of things! None of that processed crap though…

I can only eat eggs if they are scrambled.

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 15, 2010 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

When I was a kid I only liked scrambled eggs

Now I like ‘em over medium sometimes, especially my parents eggs from their own chickens… once I had fresh fresh eggs, regular eggs just don’t measure up. Of course, it’s all I can get here.

They were just so much more flavourful… so yum.

Normally now, I kinda make ‘em like how one would make ’em for a fried egg sammich… break the yolk, cooked mostly the way through in the middle. The yolk a lil’ or more runny is fine, but I don’t like the whites not cooked all the way.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 1:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

hey! me too. I only like scrambled eggs, and I HATE when they are way underdone. I like eating them though. If I had my way, I’d have eggs on buttered toast every morning.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I haaaate when scrambled eggs are slimy.

Scambled eggs on toast is the way to go.

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 15, 2010 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

word up, Cambyfive.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 1:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Totally

I ain’t really eating non-veggie carbs these days, but eggs on toast is the bomb.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 1:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

aww, yer so healthy.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

REC

Cheese is so boss.

Where's Rudolfo?

by Rudiculous on Apr 15, 2010 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hey that sounds good too.

But I ain’t gonna go nowhere. I feel too awful.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

you still sick? AIDS FTL

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 15, 2010 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I got sick AGAIN.

I was all better, then the day after our game I got so damn sick. It was from babysitting my friends 3 year old and the baby, when the kids were sick. Dumb.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just might have AIDs though

It would make sense. Getting sick twice in a month is not like me.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

now that you mention chicken, I was just watching the Colbert report and apparently there’s a KFC burger which has chicken instead of bread buns.
I swear that just by watching that my cholesterol went up.

by medmelon on Apr 15, 2010 12:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

He said chicken....so ....of course it is

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 15, 2010 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

thank you for decreasing my life expectancy

now i want one

by medmelon on Apr 15, 2010 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's not THAT bad. I mean, you could be hungry for a burger with grilled cheese sandwiches for buns...

*I actually tried something (slightly more well-done than this) and it’s as delicious as it is unhealthy.

by ArbyOSU on Apr 15, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

did you see the obesity chart I posted yesterday? we’re literally tending towards Wall E—I’ve already got my salmon colored jumpsuit ready.

by EvilKaramazov on Apr 15, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn’t. Link?

Maybe we’ll stop combining fatty foods… or not.

by ArbyOSU on Apr 15, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably not

especially because we now have the bacon explosion

by tingeyga on Apr 15, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

It takes a while to load, but will fill you w/ dread once it does.

by EvilKaramazov on Apr 15, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

i agree.

in that case, the parts are greater than their sum.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

The sum being about two hours on the toilet and days and days of shame…

by ArbyOSU on Apr 15, 2010 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

ugh….

i don’t envy you.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was more or less a hypothetical. I just felt ashamed—no runs.

by ArbyOSU on Apr 15, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

ya....

I did just gain 2 lbs. Med was right.

Where's Rudolfo?

by Rudiculous on Apr 15, 2010 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d like to meet the culinary genius who made this thing reality.

“Eff the buns! Replace ’em with CHICKENNNNNN!”

by ArbyOSU on Apr 15, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hi

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 15, 2010 12:44 AM PDT reply actions  

yooooooooooooooooooooooo

wats the word?

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 15, 2010 12:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

The word of the night has to be.....

….Phoenix!!

Go Balzers

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 15, 2010 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whoot.....Robin Lopez is going down!!!

(He is their best player, right?)

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 15, 2010 12:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

my archnemesis, Isaiah, looked at me weird as I walked by today. He sensed my disdainful glare.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

have you ran into any athletes at Stanford?

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sure. I am mostly holed away in my lab but walking around campus, you see them pretty often. I’ve walked by both Lopez brothers, Michelle Wie, Landry Fields, Jayne Appel and several other WBB players and a few of the athletes from the lesser sports who I recognize, like a couple Olympic swimmers.

by jksnake99 on Apr 15, 2010 1:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

what was your experience with school, before and after you entered your department? Better, harder, less fun?

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 1:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

You mean undergrad vs. grad school or before I declared an undergrad major or what?

by jksnake99 on Apr 15, 2010 1:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

undeclared vs. declared, prereqs vs. major classes.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 1:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

I liked it better. The classes were smaller, more up my alley, more interaction with professors. Workload stayed about the same, give or take, but my grades went up.

by jksnake99 on Apr 15, 2010 1:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

interesting. I’m taking an amath, math, and physics course right now. It’s a little annoying, and I love math.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 1:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, the prereqs can get that way. My worst grade in college came in math my first semester. I like math a lot but I wasn’t sad to be done with the math sequence.

by jksnake99 on Apr 15, 2010 1:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

with the budget cuts, the school is having to call back old professors and make them teach the three credit linear algebra and diff eq classes. My teacher got his Ph.D from MIT in 62!!! He doesn’t want to be there.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 1:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a bummer. The teaching was a lot better in my major than in the prereq classes. I think that usually is the case— the people want to be there more, though you will inevitably have at least one who only cares about research and doesn’t give a though about teaching.

by jksnake99 on Apr 15, 2010 1:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

good info. Thought it would be worth asking you, since you did an engineering major and all. The prereqs are getting really, really old.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 1:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

no tiger?

i would imagine he has always hung around there in his free time hooking up with blond girls

by HD on Apr 15, 2010 1:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

He was at the Stanford-Cal game as an honorary captain literally the week before his whole world went up in smoke, but I’ve never seen him up close.

by jksnake99 on Apr 15, 2010 1:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I see #96 from UW football a lot. Not sure who he is. He’s just huge.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 1:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

last term i used to see kenny rowe a couple times a week

he always wears the exact same thing: hat on crooked , sweater, shorts, and flip flops during the winter term.
Last year i saw athletes all the time because most of the freshman ones lived in my dorm building

by HD on Apr 15, 2010 1:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

were you in University Inn

that’s where they were, back in the day. Destroying buckets of cereal

"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy

by Honka Playboy on Apr 15, 2010 7:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

it's now called barnhart

but yes i was in university inn

by HD on Apr 15, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’ve seen the rodgers’ around campus a lot. i’ve seen calvin haynes riding around campus on a bike.. umm i hung out with a few of the soccer players before. a couple times i saw moevao and paea hanging out

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 15, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Steve Nash concerns me

He’s probably 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times better than all the Blazers point guards.

AMIAA

by tominhawaii on Apr 15, 2010 2:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don't hate me Tom

With no Roy, Dre and Camby is our best shot at the 2nd round.

Nash is better, but Dre can abuse his Canuckee bootie with his post game. It’s, like, the best matchup for him offensively.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 2:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

I know Dre is our best shot and that’s why I have no faith in the Blazers making the 2nd round.

AMIAA

by tominhawaii on Apr 15, 2010 2:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's gonna be fun!

My biggest worry is Roy forcing it, and not just being a decoy or fitting in where he can, but us trying to lean on him and pretending he is normal right now, when that just hurts us.

Roy will be healthy again, he’ll be fine, and will be Roy again. But not right now, and I hate when we play like he is and then act confuzzled when it doesn’t work.

I like LMA’s double take in his new truck commercial.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 2:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I’m excited to get to watch Nash dominate. I’ve always like him.

If I had even a sliver of faith in Miller, I could see the Blazers winning the series.

AMIAA

by tominhawaii on Apr 15, 2010 2:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Andre Miller Is Always Awesome.

He’s gonna kill Nash this series, bruh, and then not get killed BY Nash because Batumsie Wombsie is gonna guard Nash.

Dre will be on J-Rich, and J-Rich has no neck as you can see from this picture—

He can barely even turn his head, so he doesn’t even matter. Just know he’s going to want to shoot a lot of 3s and you’ve memorized the gameplan for guarding him. Even Dre can handle that!

We will prolly learn to hate Amare after this series. I hope we learn to love that he isn’t a Blazer.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 3:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Great

So now J-Rich will average a triple double and after the playoffs, there will be a bunch of fanposts about trading for him.

AMIAA

by tominhawaii on Apr 15, 2010 3:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Blake for some reason often played pretty well against Nash and the Suns

I like that matchup much better for us than Utah, and for homeristic reasons Dallas. When you slow Phoenix down a bit, you have a good chance. Amare and Nash don’t destroy us like Deron and Boozer. LaMarcus can hold his own. Camby > Lopez. And so on.

by Norsktroll on Apr 15, 2010 3:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

This was truly, in THEORY, the best possible matchup for us. By far.

We will slow them down, as we do to everyone. They are not good rebounders. We will be able to offensive rebound all game, like we love to do, and they do not have guys who bully you on defense, which can affect some of our guys.

Dre has a perfect guard to post up, I feel like Camby will be HUGE, and while I am very worried about Amare, I feel like LMA can get enough of his own to not make it a big time loss for us in that matchup. A loss, but not series deciding.

We need Bayless to be decent, at least one of Rudy/Batum/Martell to play decent each game, Juwan to not play or have one of his 4 for 5 in 8 minute games plus a hard foul on Amare that Amare scores on anyways and Nate sees “ok no fooling around this is the playoffs”, and if Roy plays at all to not pretend he is normal Roy.

We can really win this one, I feel good.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 3:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, Frye will definitely mess up

He has a lot of Blake in him, where he starts shaking and fumbling when it’s decision making time.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 3:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's where you want your playoff bigs

In prime offensive rebounding position.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 3:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

At least he’s not sheed out there.

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 15, 2010 3:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Close to it

Over half of his shots each game were from 3.

He is GOOD at it though, so it ain’t quite like Sheed… who always kinda sucked at 3’s.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 3:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

someone in media ’cap that PA was sitting with Ballmer and Kolde tonight.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 12:58 AM PDT reply actions  

haha, what doomsday scenario are you thinking of now?

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Larry Ellison is getting a team so Balmer is trying to buy PTB …

that’s how absurdly competitive those firms and those guys are

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 15, 2010 1:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

is it bad that I’d be ok with that, as long as Balmer kept the team in Portland?

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 1:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

well, I don’t trust Vulcan either.

ugh.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 1:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, and he would never keep the joint in PDX

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 15, 2010 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t see how Stern could take the Blazers away. That seems like madness.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

it’s nuts enough that we’re losing KP, who I always counted on as a Blazer for life.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 1:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

will ya think of him differently if he were gm for another team?

like would u start pretending to believe what woj writes about him just to make yourself feel better about the sure to be terrible replacement?

by HD on Apr 15, 2010 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

no. I genuinely like and respect KP.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

^obviously, I don’t know him. I mean I like and respect his work as a GM.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

let's say he pritchslaps the new gm?

like he somehow gets batum for 7 future second round picks. We will see how much you like him then

by HD on Apr 15, 2010 1:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'd miss him if he did that.

And I’d be unhappy with upper management, for dumping him for an inferior GM.

by Timmay! on Apr 15, 2010 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

the most accurate picks u will ever see

L*L ova O*C in 5( they lose one cause sasha sprained his ankle and that is gonna cost them one game without his amazing dunking powers)

SAS ova Dallas in 6( cause pop rocks!)

PHX ova PDX in 6(poor out some liquor cause they fought hard. Also after this series ends LMA chloroforms channing and plays in his place the rest of the playoffs, only JK notices)

Denva ova Uta in 4( Deron slips on grease from his own hair in game 2 and is out for a while. Followed by jazz drafting John Wall and things get all awkward)

The lebrons ova The upside down robots reading a bible in 6( the robots get their scrap on, Nate cries while watching)

magic ova Boboes in 5(MJ is secretly on their playoff roster, he then gambles a gripload against his own team as he plans to throw it. It proves pointless as MJ remembers how competitive he is and tries really hard, but even that doesn’t matter cause magic are just much better)

Bucks ova ATL shawty in 7(…i wanted to pick something nobody else was)

The fightin’ geriatrics ova The garbage + Wade in 6(people forget just how bad Wade’s teammates are. The geriatrics win on muscle memory alone)

by HD on Apr 15, 2010 1:00 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

Lakers in 6
Spurs in 6
Nuggets in 7
Suns in 6 (revised from 7 in the last jd for no particular reason)

Cavs in 4
Magic in 5
Hawks in 5
Celtics in 7 (revised from Bucks in 6 last jd for no particular reason)

by jksnake99 on Apr 15, 2010 1:13 AM PDT reply actions  

doh, meant the Heat— I had the Heat beating the C’s last jd.

by jksnake99 on Apr 15, 2010 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

LIVING JOKEsnake99 hits again!

I wanna say the Heat too, but the Heat suck so much. The stupid Celtics will win.

WHY CAN’T WE FACE THE HEAT IN THE 1ST ROUND. So Unfair.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

it's all part of simmons plan

he will hype up how terrible the C’s so that all his loyal readers will bet on the Heat. Meanwhile, simmons will bet on the C’s and make a bundle.

by HD on Apr 15, 2010 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

that would work well if the Celts weren’t awful.

Man, they are bad. I would hate to root for a team going in that direction with multiple years remaining for Garnett and Wallace.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 1:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Already got it covered!

Since I ventured out to see how many there were, I saw Steve Blake had a triple double. lol.

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 15, 2010 1:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

His first ever!

Amazing what playing for a crappy team can do for a guy. I do sorta miss Blake though, I under appreciated him.

Where's Rudolfo?

by Rudiculous on Apr 15, 2010 1:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone on here mess around with Processing?

I’m just learning how to use it and was wondering if anyone has made some sweet stuff on it

by HD on Apr 15, 2010 1:34 AM PDT reply actions  

I finally watched our playoff video the Blazers made

Haha, waaaaay too much Pendy. That was like his whole season.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 1:35 AM PDT reply actions  

Yeah

It was like, only the team that played tonight against the Dubs.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 1:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

A lil' bit of Roy and LMA

A lotta Webby, Batum, Pendy, Bayless, some Dre.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 1:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

it’s the guys Casey is buddy buddy with, lol.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 1:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

haha

So true.

Where's Rudolfo?

by Rudiculous on Apr 15, 2010 1:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

o.0

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 1:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

A poor man’s Kirk!

by jksnake99 on Apr 15, 2010 1:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Triple double this season:

1 LeBron James , CLE
2 Jason Kidd , DAL
2 Rajon Rondo , BOS
4 Rafer Alston , MIA-NJN
4 Gilbert Arenas , WAS
4 Darren Collison , NOH
4 Stephen Curry , GSW
4 Baron Davis , LAC
4 Tyreke Evans , SAC
4 David Lee , NYK
4 Dirk Nowitzki , DAL
4 Chris Paul , NOH
4 Josh Smith , ATL
4 Beno Udrih , SAC
4 Russell Westbrook , OKC
4 Terrence Williams , NJN

And Steve Blake

by Norsktroll on Apr 15, 2010 1:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

for a second I thought you were listing the number of times they hit the triple double mark

buh!? Beno Udrih has FOUR triple doubles!?

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"

Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."

by Magnum on Apr 15, 2010 1:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

wow, Camby’s steal rate is ridickulous.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 1:41 AM PDT reply actions  

one was recently with Lebron resting

MOUND OF SALT

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"

Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."

by Magnum on Apr 15, 2010 1:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was hoping to see a category labeled "nothing to lose" or "darkhorse" or something

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"

Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."

by Magnum on Apr 15, 2010 2:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, nice

Setting past wrongs right!

It’d be awesome if we could have a Mavs/Heat rematch.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 2:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

a rematch of one of the worst reffed series in history?

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"

Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."

by Magnum on Apr 15, 2010 2:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Heat - Celtics is a nice battle of my least favorite teams

ABC should market that series as “the biggest loser”.

by Norsktroll on Apr 15, 2010 2:06 AM PDT reply actions  

Blazers in 16.

:D We did it.

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 15, 2010 2:11 AM PDT reply actions  

I think the most unfortunate thing about Roy's injury

Is that the playoff seedings worked out exactly as a blazer fan would hope. The trip to the WCF on this side of the bracket is not that difficult, norsk is surely loving that….

Where's Rudolfo?

by Rudiculous on Apr 15, 2010 2:13 AM PDT reply actions  

Think that

It would be a good idea to rest Brandon through the first two games of the WCF if we can.

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 15, 2010 2:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Haha meant first round lol.

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"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 15, 2010 2:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

most of them at one time or another

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 8:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

is truth beauty, beauty truth?

by EvilKaramazov on Apr 15, 2010 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

that is all i know on earth and all i need to know.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I just ate some Vienna sausage because I didn’t have dinner

AMIAA

by tominhawaii on Apr 15, 2010 2:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes to both

They sell them in our break room for 50 cents a can. It was those or some kind of microwavable pizza thing and those scare me.

AMIAA

by tominhawaii on Apr 15, 2010 3:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hate microwavable pizza

But I prolly woulda’ gone with that. I didn’t eat mostly out of laziness and it being so late and not being worth it.

And to keep being so sexy hot… being sick is such an awesome way to lose weight.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 3:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was hungry, and brought up food

I ended up not eating and I feel fine for it now.

But, I am sick (don’t think I’ve mentioned it). Even food that sounds good won’t taste good because my mouth is all Chloraseptic’d to numb the soreness.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 2:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

don't starve yourself.

LA keeps getting to you pal!
yeah don’t recall hearing about it. sorry tho but you’ll survive. i’m never sick! rahaha ; )

loveisrespect

by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 15, 2010 2:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

Feed a cold and starve a Mortimer

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 15, 2010 7:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

His throat is already sore

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 15, 2010 8:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

So that would be cruel

I would probably drown him

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 15, 2010 8:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

and duct tape bricks to it

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 15, 2010 8:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love bein hungry

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 15, 2010 3:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

Its cause I getta eat

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 15, 2010 3:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Whenever I'm hungry, I get to eat

I like eating, so I like being hungry.

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 15, 2010 3:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Iss cool babygirl

Be proud of who you are!

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 15, 2010 3:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Alyssa Milano is on Jimmy Kimmel Live wearing a dress with no bra

I thought something was wrong with her boobies and then I realized nothing was wrong with them. The looked normal and I’m so used to see fake ones on TV, that natural ones looked odd at first.

AMIAA

by tominhawaii on Apr 15, 2010 3:05 AM PDT reply actions  

Yeah

I remember them being bigger. They were apple sized and kind of spread out instead of bunched up with funky cleavage.

AMIAA

by tominhawaii on Apr 15, 2010 3:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's probably easier to count the movie stars with (big) natural breasts

Being skinny (i.e. little body fat) and despite that having big firm breasts kind of is a rare combination in nature.

by Norsktroll on Apr 15, 2010 3:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yup.

I think fake boobs are a bummer though. I hates ’em.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 3:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good point

The only person I can think of is fat women and the Mad Men lady

AMIAA

by tominhawaii on Apr 15, 2010 3:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think Halle’s teeth are all jacket crowns. They look uber-white and straight.

by Norsktroll on Apr 15, 2010 3:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I bet they are.

Everyone’s teeth is fake, and everyone is on roids.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 3:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Elizabeth Hurley is natural. Heather Graham. Jennifer Anniston. Kim Basinger.

by Norsktroll on Apr 15, 2010 3:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

You sure about Hurley?

I remember an old movie she was in and they did not look like how you expect, and now they are (or were) all huge and nice and round.

Some British movie she was in and naked, she looked like she had a booby job since then.

Graham I agree, same for Aniston, not sure about Basinger.

See? I am a perv. But at least I remember male nudity too.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 3:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

It mighta' just been a lift

And not full fake boobies. But they looked way weird.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 3:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Basinger if at all rather had breast reduction surgery. I’m fairly sure about Hurley. The are big but don’t stand aside and hang a little, even in that film where she plays the devil.

by Norsktroll on Apr 15, 2010 3:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Real boobs should have an under-boob area

I worry the current generation being raised on fake boobs will always be disappointed when they realize real boobs don’t jut out at 90 degree angles.

It’s sad, Norsk! Just sad… :-(

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 3:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Haha

I hate ’em in all forms.

If it makes a lady happy, ya know, who am I to say don’t be happy… but I question why it makes you happy, ROYBOT.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 3:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

if yours are filled with air, then I think you got tricked.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Apr 15, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s especially sad if people who would look great with their natural breasts because they fit their body decide to get them. It’s a procedure that is useful in maybe 10-20% of the cases. I wouldn’t want to be a plastic surgeon and just do dumb unnecessary surgeries like that.

by Norsktroll on Apr 15, 2010 3:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that would really suck

That is truly the vast majority of plastic surgeries… unnecessary.

I’ve heard of actresses getting them just so they look better in a dress without a bra. That seems like a shortsighted reason for it.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 3:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve also read one popular Hollywood surgery is lasering your eyes in a way to reduce the red eye effect on paparazzi photos

by Norsktroll on Apr 15, 2010 3:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, I ain't heard of that one.

So lame.

No one has lower self esteem than actors.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 3:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

She probably decided she needed dumb unnecessary money
I’ve heard of actresses getting them just so they look better in a dress without a bra.

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 15, 2010 8:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

But then they look bad naked!

Just wear a hidey-bra and if ya wanna nip, use fake nips. KEEP ’EM REAL.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Besides what would you do with all that dumb unnecessary money anyway?
I wouldn’t want to be a plastic surgeon and just do dumb unnecessary surgeries like that.

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 15, 2010 7:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s one of the jobs were money seems more important than the necessity of the work, which is kind of at odds with the medical profession. Not that others don’t also look out for their money, e.g. radiologists. But a lot of procedures seem rather unnecessary.

by Norsktroll on Apr 15, 2010 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't wanna help people look grotesque

Which is the majority of regular plastic surgery customers.

IF YOU WORK IN THAT FIELD I AM SORRY 92.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes...I am

They based that Nip/Tuck show on me

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 15, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Berry was preggers in that first pic I think

That list of celebs with implants was a mix of obvious, and some not sure about.

Some people (like Beyonce) don’t have big boobs but always wear super-bras that are mostly filler and push ’em way up so they look huge.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 3:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Norsk brought it up blame him.

I think Beyonce feels she has to match the donk with the top half.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 3:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did ya ever see the MTV "Making of the Video" from years ago for her first single as a solor artist?

They were very open with all of the CGI-brushing they had to do to smooth out her legs with all the dimples and stuff, for when she was in her short shorts dancing around.

I really liked they were open about it, and admitted it, since it is normal and natural.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 3:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

smh norsk! ain't nobody purrrfect like you!

allll allll alll the celebrity photos are photo shopped/airbrushed.

loveisrespect

by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 15, 2010 3:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Very much so

They WAY overdo it so that it makes it impossible to look like that.

I HATE it. It’s dumb, first of all, and makes it unreasonable to hope to look that way, since it’s all photoshop. Leave some “imperfections” in!

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 3:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

well first off no one's skin is that beautifully clear and flawless

my arse!!!!!!!! watcha see in ads and in mags. esp they enhance the eye color so much.

loveisrespect

by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 15, 2010 3:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah. i guess.

they are beautifully fake. so i can only hate so much.
i wonder how much they airbrush men.

loveisrespect

by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 15, 2010 4:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

A lot as well

Everyone is heavily airbrushed. And wear contacts in movies so their eye color pops (or digitally enhanced, now).

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 4:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

definitely enhanced. i wanna find this makeup ad but i forgot what brand it's with

but is woman is absolutely breathtaking but it’s pretty obvious it ain’t her real eye color. i assume at least. they’re literally ocean crystal blue! beautiful!

loveisrespect

by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 15, 2010 4:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Isn't it annoying how no one can look like that though?

Most of those people are plenty purty and handsome without faking everything, is part of it.

Do you prefer the artificiality of it, PG?

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 4:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is funny to me for some reason
beyonce got donk

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 15, 2010 8:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am a perv

I remember in some photoshoot she had naturals, and they were kinda dry and sad looking. Then she was in some vampire movie and she had fake boobs. This was a long time ago.

One of my best friends growing up used to work at this video store that is now closed, and this older dude would always come in and rent the Alyssa Milano workout video she made when she was 12 or so.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 3:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Eww gross.

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 15, 2010 3:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

See

Look how neckless J-Rich is—

No way in hell we’re losing this series.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 3:41 AM PDT reply actions  

Did everyone leave?

Are you guys in tiny chat?

AMIAA

by tominhawaii on Apr 15, 2010 4:35 AM PDT reply actions  

I gotta be somewhere by noon

I am trying to sleep but feel too crappy. I don’t think anyone has tiny chatted in months and months. Anyone in the WORLD.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 4:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

Someone called in a T3

I was busy for a little bit. I just read Dave and Ben’s recap.

AMIAA

by tominhawaii on Apr 15, 2010 5:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Also harder than it looks

this

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 15, 2010 8:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

my prediction is pain.

also, biggest thing i learned at the game last night:

don’t buy the frozen lemonade. that stuff stops tasting good after about 5 bites.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 8:10 AM PDT reply actions  

I like it

but they freeze it so hard that it almost breaks the plastic spoon….so it is frustrating

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 15, 2010 8:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

they gave me a wooden “spoon” thing. maybe that was part of the problem.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 8:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

perhaps

Lemon and wood is poor taste combo….it is in the bible

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 15, 2010 8:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

i think the story was that at that wedding in Caana, they asked Jesus to make more lemon pops, but even with His miracle powers the wood/lemon combo just didn’t work. so He made wine instead.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

I am not very religous

so I will bow to your greater knowledge

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 15, 2010 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

i may have embellished that story a little bit. mostly the part about the lemon pops.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

plus...didn't they leave the bark on their popcicle sticks back in Roman times??

that doesn’t sound too good either

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 15, 2010 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

So is this

this

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 15, 2010 8:11 AM PDT reply actions  

Reply fail

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 15, 2010 8:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

wow

team Patty is out in force on the fanposts.

by atomiccafe on Apr 15, 2010 8:15 AM PDT reply actions  

of course

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 15, 2010 8:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

was Jerryd that bad last night?

I didn’t see the game but his line looks fine. 12 points on 13 shots, 9 dimes 3 TOs…

by atomiccafe on Apr 15, 2010 8:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

No...not really

He made some pretty good plays ..including a nice oop pass….but this stuff is rarely rational

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 15, 2010 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

hahahahaha

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 8:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

dre was selfish

just playin’ for the streak.

by atomiccafe on Apr 15, 2010 8:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't doubt that at all

I hate that because of him, I don’t expect the Blazers to get out of the second round.

AMIAA

by tominhawaii on Apr 15, 2010 8:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

second round now?

used to be first round. you must be warming up to him.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 8:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's a typo

I expect Nash to dominate him

AMIAA

by tominhawaii on Apr 15, 2010 8:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

how would Patty do against Nash?

by atomiccafe on Apr 15, 2010 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

More exciting to watch but he'd get smashed

Miller might be able to do some posting up so his +/- wouldn’t look as bad as Mills/

AMIAA

by tominhawaii on Apr 15, 2010 8:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's sad though

If the starting PG was crappier but cool, the homer in me would say “They can get by the Suns, then if they match up with the Mavericks, they could get to the WCF and they always play the Lakers well.”

I would convince myself that the Blazers would be in the finals if Luke Ridnour was the starting PG.

AMIAA

by tominhawaii on Apr 15, 2010 8:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

i think that we’ll see Nic on Nash quite a bit using his length to slow him down.

but Dre should be able to abuse Nash on the offensive end.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 8:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree in theory

I’m afraid what will happen is Nash will get the Suns off to a hot start and a 9-10 point lead. Nate will call timeout and tell everyone to “attack the basket” so Miller will dribble up the court and shoot an off balanced 3 that will long rebound into more Suns points.

AMIAA

by tominhawaii on Apr 15, 2010 8:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dre drives more often than not. i don’t really recall him taking 3’s unless it’s against the shot clock or he’s wide open.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 8:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

There is a reason he is wide open
…..or he’s wide open.

This is the problem I have with him …late in the clock…ok….but wide open, he still shouldn’t shoot it.

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 15, 2010 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wish more of those would

end up being unintentional alley oops

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Apr 15, 2010 8:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

i guess…..depends on how much time there is. he could take a few more steps inside I suppose.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 8:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Plus he has an annoying tendency

to take his midrange jumper early in the clock before even trying to run a play…usually 1-2 times every game

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 15, 2010 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Now that I've pointed it out

You might notice it next time. (I don’t mean that snarky)

Mortimer and 92 have noticed how Dre jacks up crazy shots when the Blazers need a score. I don’t deny that he’s great at attacking the basket.

AMIAA

by tominhawaii on Apr 15, 2010 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

maybe that’s cause apart from Roy, the other Blazers aren’t aggressive enough?

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Probably

I’d really like to see LA get the ball right away to answer the other team’s run.

AMIAA

by tominhawaii on Apr 15, 2010 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

i agree. but if they double team LA the ball just ends up (hopefully) in Dre’s hands after 8 more seconds tick off the clock. LA just needs to be more aggressive and quicker when he gets the ball on the block. either face up right away and shoot within a couple seconds, or begin your move right away towards the basket.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Regarding LMA

Like I was telling you at the game…..he needs to complete that little hand off pass to Nic or Jarryd more often when they come around his post position …that would make the defenders respect that motion more

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 15, 2010 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

that’s true. but he usually makes the hand off unless the cutter’s defender follows them through, which happens quite a bit.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 8:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

But there are a lot of times I think he could make the handoff

even if the defender is chasing.

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 15, 2010 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah probably.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

In the Laker game he made some really clever cross-court passes out of double teams that I don’t really remember being part of his repertoire. Since he’s going to be our primary offensive option in this series, he really needs to continue that sort of distribution.

by atomiccafe on Apr 15, 2010 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

He knows it too
Mortimer and 92 have noticed how Dre jacks up crazy shots when the Blazers need a score.

Cause many times after one of these “crazy shots” is when he gets one of his poke away steals…like he trying to make up for taking a bad shot

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by 92wastheyear on Apr 15, 2010 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nic on Nash could be interesting

they don’t really have a great wing for Nic to guard so that might be a way to do it. Another thought I had was to use Nic to shade over and help Dre, and use his length and quickness to get back and close out. Of course, Nash is expert in exploiting this sort of stuff.

by atomiccafe on Apr 15, 2010 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

i think this would end up putting Dre on Hill? which isn’t a great idea really. I’d imagine there will just be a lot of switches. In any case, Camby will be busy.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don't forget J-Rich either

that guy could be the killer for us

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by 92wastheyear on Apr 15, 2010 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

yep. they have athletes. Marty better bring his D to this series. especially if Roy is ineffective or doesn’t play at all. i think we can win but they’ve got to be careful with turnovers and really let Dre and LA work on the block cause we have the size advantage.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

What do you think about the Marty/Nic/Dre lineup?

It’s nice defensively, but I worry about the ballhandling playing two small forwards, particularly against a team that thrives off turnovers and momentum as much as they do.

Of course, we don’t have many options, as Jerryd and Rudy are pretty mistake prone as well.

by atomiccafe on Apr 15, 2010 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

i’m assuming we’ll see that quite a bit if Brandon can’t go.

for defensive purposes that would be great. but bottom line is Marty and Rudy have to step up big. they got to be the guys that Tom or someone mentioned yesterday that step up out of nowhere.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'd love for both of them to take it to another level

The problem is Marty ain’t got no playoff experience.

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by tominhawaii on Apr 15, 2010 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh yeah…he didn’t play last year i forgot.

we’ll see what happens.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think Nate will have a lot to do with it too

Nic can handle Nate screwing with his minutes, Marty not so much.

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by tominhawaii on Apr 15, 2010 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

Marty has been good for the last week or so. Of course, we can’t afford to have anybody shooting their way through slumps this series, something Rudy and Martell are both prone to.

by atomiccafe on Apr 15, 2010 9:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think anyone will be allowed to do that

Nate would play the starters close to 50 minutes a game in order to win.

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by tominhawaii on Apr 15, 2010 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

IAWTC, although Rudy is likely to be a starter, something I’m not terribly fond of. But Jerryd hasn’t been too good lately, so our options at SG are pretty limited.

by atomiccafe on Apr 15, 2010 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think Roy will play

I could see Roy, Rudy, and Miller in a 3 guard lineup unless Bayless can play good D on Nash and Goran Dragic.

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by tominhawaii on Apr 15, 2010 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

i agree with this. and i’d put Rudy in that same category with Marty.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

the key with Nash

I think is to turn him into a scorer as much as possible.

The other key is to not miss. It’s harder for them to run the ball down your throat when they are taking the ball out of bounds every time.

by atomiccafe on Apr 15, 2010 8:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

If Blake was still the PG

Fans would complain that he can’t guard Nash. AM always gets a pass.

It’s ok that he talks half a season to get going and no one cares that he can’t guard Nash. Everyone is fine with someone else doing his job.

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by tominhawaii on Apr 15, 2010 8:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

that’s easy to assume. but i think if Blake was still the starter we either wouldn’t be here right now or people would be saying the same thing about Blake either needing help or having Nic guard Nash.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's not a safe assumption

Maybe Martell and Outlaw could have been traded for a different center.

I was pissed when Dave copped out with his mailbag answer about Blake when he just said, “Camby is better” or whatever he said. It’s changing the criteria of a hypothetical question.

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by tominhawaii on Apr 15, 2010 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

i was just saying that fans would say the same thing about Blake they’re saying about AM. you’re the only one saying AM gets a pass. i admit he can’t guard Nash and they have to plan for it. And Blake would be the same.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

I messed everything up by hating Miller

If say Martell and Outlaw were traded for Camby and Miller was hurt fans would say, “Nash is going to torch Blake” but since it’s Miller fans are just saying, “Nic can just guard Nash”.

I’m not saying you’re in the same boat. Just that many fans refuse to criticize Miller.

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by tominhawaii on Apr 15, 2010 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Miller is a poor man to man defender. DTL and I aren’t afraid.

by atomiccafe on Apr 15, 2010 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

i see. Dre certainly isn’t above criticism, but i think you give him a little more criticism than he should have, to be honest. he’s done a ton for this team this year. it was a rocky start, but it got worked out and he’s been great.

but you’re right, there are a lot of people that have love blinders on when it comes to Dre.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

hmm....she may be sitting on his lap

of course if a woman sat on Greg’s lap ….she would be another foot taller in the photo

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by 92wastheyear on Apr 15, 2010 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

i bet you 20 bucks she’s sitting on his lap

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by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh.....

….good idea

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by 92wastheyear on Apr 15, 2010 8:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

hmmm

which Phoenix player is going to go off enough to generate a “KP – PLZ trade for Player X” fanpost?

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Apr 15, 2010 8:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I predict....

…Dudley?

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by 92wastheyear on Apr 15, 2010 8:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dudley seems like a pretty dang useful player

Of course, if you adjust for Nashflation, he’s probably not really better than Martell.

by atomiccafe on Apr 15, 2010 8:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Probably

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by 92wastheyear on Apr 15, 2010 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

i keep forgetting that we don't have home court advantage.

so that schedule change thing irked me until i realized it didn’t change our home games. haha…

i’m looking forward to game 4 at 1:30 on a saturday. afternoon games are awesome.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 8:40 AM PDT reply actions  

Yes they are.

Plus my wife is happy with the schedule because she can rearrange her schedule and make it to the games…which is good

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by 92wastheyear on Apr 15, 2010 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

i really think you’re gonna be wrong, Tom.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hope so

I’m probably wrong on the date, the Suns probably won’t sweep.

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by tominhawaii on Apr 15, 2010 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

i get that you don’t like AM as a person and that’s fine. but if he has a really good series and the Blazers get to round 2, would you at least admit that he’s a good player? i’m just curious. you’re entitled to your opinion.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

I've never not said he's a good player

I’ll never admit that he’s great or underrated. Besides, if the Blazers get to the second round, I won’t be posting here to say anything.

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by tominhawaii on Apr 15, 2010 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha….

not posting? why’s that?

i assumed you thought he wasn’t a good player because you are usually criticizing the way he plays. you used to just criticize the way he acted.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

this should be amended to something like a formal name change for one year, but not a banning.

by EvilKaramazov on Apr 15, 2010 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh come now…..let’s not do that….

all summer without you would not be cool. i don’t want you banned. how about instead you have to have an Andre Miller avatar for a year?

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 9:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

We can cross that bridge when we get there

Maybe I’m wrong, I can change my name to AndreFTL

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by tominhawaii on Apr 15, 2010 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

anything other than a banning. haha.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

BTW ....it was nice seeing again last night

Idol came by and said hi too

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by 92wastheyear on Apr 15, 2010 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

we’ll have to all do a meetup at a playoff game.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

That might be cool....especially for the Satuday game

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by 92wastheyear on Apr 15, 2010 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah that might work

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

how was watching at claudias? that place can be nuts for games.

by EvilKaramazov on Apr 15, 2010 9:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

it was cool. i showed up at about 6:45 and Tin a few minutes later. place wasn’t full at all. pretty chill in there. the philly cheesesteak was ok. the sliders were less than ok.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 9:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

maybe we should have a meet up there for game 1 or 2.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

i’ll be 3,000 miles away this weekend :(

by EvilKaramazov on Apr 15, 2010 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

bummer, dude. at least it’s on national tv.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

heehee

(chuck would never be caught dead. and he would for sure never be caught dead with a pink uzi)

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Let's make this happen.

#10 & #52
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AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 15, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

for sure.

i’d almost prefer game 1 to game 2. game 2 my dad might be with me and i don’t know if he’d be too enthused about meeting a bunch of people from online. my brother might be ok though and i think he’ll be going with me to game 1.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, I could meet up for both potentially.

But I really like the idea of meeting up for game 1. If a road team is going to steal a home game, this is a good one to steal. Is that Sunday at 7:30pm now? It seems they changed it almost as many times as Nate changed the starting lineup in the 2mins between finding out the Mavs won and tip-off.

#10 & #52
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AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 15, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

pffft….sometimes my moronicness amazes me. i was thinking game 1 as in first home game for Portland. hahaha.

actual game 1 or 2 will work fine for me. yeah, game 1 is Sunday night at 7:30. a meet up sunday night would be great.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Now that we are here, I’m glad game 1 is over there. I still haven’t completely recovered from last year’s game 1.

But yes, and either prefunking or just meeting up at halftime could be cool during those home games too.

#10 & #52
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AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 15, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh come on Tom...

Don’t do that. You have regularly caused me to snort coffee onto my monitor with some of your comments…and I enjoy your weather blurbs in the middle of winter, so we can all be HUGELY jealous.

All that over AM? Nah…..

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by antediluvian on Apr 15, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's no biggy

Saying AM will get out of the first round is like saying Mortimer will grow his hair back. It’s just something that will never happen.

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by tominhawaii on Apr 15, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

play real fast so they get done quicker

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh wait….i see now. you mean you’re playing the reception. i thought you mean playing in a wedding. hahaha…..oops.

if i ever get married, you can play my reception. for free.

right? RIGHT!?

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yakety Sax marathon for 45 mins

MARCUS CAMBY!!! MARCUS CAMBY!!! MARCUS CAMBY!!!

by GustyJ on Apr 15, 2010 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Offseason work for Bayless

Learn to change speeds during his drives to the basket…this will get the defenders to react to him instead of just waiting for him to get to the hole…like they do now

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by 92wastheyear on Apr 15, 2010 8:42 AM PDT reply actions  

another thing I would say

he needs to learn to shoot from mid-range off the dribble. His spot-up shooting has improved a lot, but when he dribbles toward the paint, you know he can’t make anything unless he gets all the way to the rack.

This is the opposite of Dre, who can’t catch and shoot to save his life, but thrives on leaners and fadeaways from 12-15 feet. That will open up lanes for him so much and make him a much more effective player.

by atomiccafe on Apr 15, 2010 8:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah....when he pulls up to shoot

it almost always really flat….when he is set, he gets more arc (not a lot more…but more) on that jumper

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by 92wastheyear on Apr 15, 2010 8:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

it'll come

it’s because he’s not a natural shooter—but no college NBA prospect is an instinctive shooter these days anyway. Potential superstars always get to the rack with ease in college so they have no need to work on their shot.

by atomiccafe on Apr 15, 2010 8:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah...plus he is a PG

And even though Fisher is on that list …it really is true that points get much better as they age …or rather they many times take a while to really get going in their careers

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by 92wastheyear on Apr 15, 2010 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

In addition to this

I’d like to see him actually attempt to score once he reaches the rim. Ever since Blake was traded (and perhaps before) it seems like he’s only looking to draw contact, and the actual shot is an afterthought.

MARCUS CAMBY!!! MARCUS CAMBY!!! MARCUS CAMBY!!!

by GustyJ on Apr 15, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

90 votes, and I'm the only one who voted Blazers in 4?

You’re all a bunch of realists! I’m going to find some real homers to hang out with.

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by T Darkstar on Apr 15, 2010 8:58 AM PDT reply actions  

i’m managing my expectations. a not too small part of me wanted to go with Blazers in 5.

but i wanna be at the clinching game so i voted for 6

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 9:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I said win in 7

but 6 is better

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by 92wastheyear on Apr 15, 2010 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed

I already blocked out my next two Thursday nights for games 3/6.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

i just got my co-worker the early presale tickets. he’s gonna be in section 302 also.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Just watched a brief Eurosport profile on Valencia and Claver, who will play in the Eurocup final four this weekend (2nd league)

Looks very solid. De Colo is playing well, they have a former NBA center, a good Australian forward, Claver, and a Croation coach who seems very thoughtful and a bit like Nate. Defense first, scoring if possible ;)

Valencia will play a pretty unknown team from Greece in the semi final.

by Norsktroll on Apr 15, 2010 9:02 AM PDT reply actions  

Wowzers Perovic is 7-2 or 7-3

Good hands and looked strong/muscular, but pretty much the prototypical stiff. The Warriors picked him fairly high (38) in 2006, and dropped him again. Looks like he is doing pretty well in Valencia. High PER around 20 to 23, but 10 and 4 doesn’t exactly scream NBA free agent.

by Norsktroll on Apr 15, 2010 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can't buy tickets til 11 AM

As a 1/4 season holder. Thus I am going to be singularly unproductive for the next 2 hours (even more than usual).

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 9:03 AM PDT reply actions  

Have you created a log in yet....if not...do it now!

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by 92wastheyear on Apr 15, 2010 9:04 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have

I bought single game tickets in past years and got my rep. to link my 1/4 season account with that one.

So I’m good.

Got my special code for the pre-sale, good to go.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Very good....good luck to ya

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by 92wastheyear on Apr 15, 2010 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm quite confident

They have a pot of tickets for us. I’m good to go.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Alright!!!

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by 92wastheyear on Apr 15, 2010 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not as happy about paying $80 for Green seats I paid $45 for

But for the playoffs I’ll pay it.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah...I know

If we go to the finals …I will have to sell my car (not really)

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by 92wastheyear on Apr 15, 2010 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

First playoff game I ever went to

Was Game 2 of the Blazers-Phoenix first round series in 1999 (I think it was 1999), so I’m hoping that karma carries over.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have my fingers crossed

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by 92wastheyear on Apr 15, 2010 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sat a lot closer than I'll ever sit at any of these games

Fourth row center. At the time, my dad, a lawyer, had the Blazers sports psychologist as a client (and of course the guy got free tickets). Since he lived in Bend, however, he didn’t go to a lot of the games.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

being a sports psych for the jailblazers woulda been interesting.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Apr 15, 2010 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I talked to him once

He had few other clients because he didn’t need many. Leave it at that.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

you might not have to. that might only be for the general public. the price of the 9am presale was normal ticket prices.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'll pay whatever they want

Of course.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did you??

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by 92wastheyear on Apr 15, 2010 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I said I had to talk to my wife but I wont

I wonder if they called Norsk because of BE night

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by tominhawaii on Apr 15, 2010 9:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

If you bought single game tickets AT ALL last year

They call you. Its a good strategy, go with your existing customer base.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't mind

I still think it’s kind of silly to expect someone 2,594 miles away to put down a deposit on Blazers games.

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by tominhawaii on Apr 15, 2010 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

You'd be surprised

There are people that buy season tickets for the purpose of selling most of the games and then going to a few when they are in town.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Lisa?

She’s my rep. She’s really good. Got me aisle seats this year on a 1/4 season package, which I love.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's who called me

I also got a letter in the mail

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by tominhawaii on Apr 15, 2010 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

How did they deliver it??

In a bottle?

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by 92wastheyear on Apr 15, 2010 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Passenger pigeon

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by tominhawaii on Apr 15, 2010 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did you eat the pigeon after

because that is one of the perks

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by 92wastheyear on Apr 15, 2010 9:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Too bad

I hear the female ones taste like chicken

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by 92wastheyear on Apr 15, 2010 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's interesting they dropped the deposit amount for next year

I had to put $200 down last year, only $100 for next year.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 9:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

The Blazers keep calling here asking if we want to renew.

It’s always when no one is home, so when I listen to the messages it kills me inside a little each time.

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 15, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

you arent renewing?

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by Philthyanimal on Apr 15, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cavs in 4
Magic in 6
Hawks in 4
Celtics in 7
Lakers in 5
mavs in 6
Suns in 6
Nuggets in 7

by EvilKaramazov on Apr 15, 2010 9:08 AM PDT reply actions  

So I guess only me and HD still Fear the Deer.

How bad are the rest of you gonna look after that series?!?!?!?

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on Apr 15, 2010 9:11 AM PDT reply actions  

i should have picked all upsets; i’m already remorseful of my choices.

by EvilKaramazov on Apr 15, 2010 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

you should be.

especially the suns one.

EK, i hardly knew ye.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

He's just trying reverse psychology

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 9:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

actually, I copied and pasted someone’s picks then made some minor adjustments. I’m still covered on either the wizards or the nets winning it all.

by EvilKaramazov on Apr 15, 2010 9:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

whenever i make predictions i always say 6 or 7 games, pretty much. it seems safer.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Reminds me of a show I saw on tv the other day

It was “cops caught on tape” but the show I watched was catching folks lying. One woman said a cop practically raped her when he pulled her over for a traffic stop and he didn’t touch her. She even stuck to her story after they told her they had it on tape.

After they showed it to her, she changed her story and said she did it because he would have let her go if she was prettier and had a nicer car.

AMIAA

by tominhawaii on Apr 15, 2010 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did she have a lead pipe in those papers???

If this was the game Clue….the winner would be …..Grandma….in the Bank …with a Sheaf of Documents

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 15, 2010 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

that’s some quick thinking. she must be old hat at that maneuver.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's a Trap

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 15, 2010 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

88mph

this time with more dragons

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

everything i do, i do better in a dragon costume—FACT!

by EvilKaramazov on Apr 15, 2010 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Someone in the GDT was doing 88 MILES PER HOUR

And BTTF references for you when Batum did something.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

WOOHOO!!!

who was it? i must remember to thank them.

when i was at the game with 92 they showed someone on the big screen with a Back to the Future sign and a picture of the Delorean….

but it was for Marty…

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

BIB FORTUNA FTW!!!

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

i knew it would catch on eventually….

it was just a matter of…….time

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I told myself to remember

But I forgot. He had a unique name.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

yes i imagine mr sox watching this on the u-tubes

by EvilKaramazov on Apr 15, 2010 9:18 AM PDT reply actions  

some graphic ones too. i forgot how cool that pic of Brandon in the MC was.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

This picture just screams for this caption

KP: “If you don’t pull your thumb outta your azz…I am gonna pop ya one”

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 15, 2010 9:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

“Yore vogue dance gets two thumbs up from me”

by EvilKaramazov on Apr 15, 2010 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

bayless looks sharp in that tux

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 15, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think it’s wrong to sacrifice little humans to the B-Rex

by Norsktroll on Apr 15, 2010 9:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah....he looks hungry

BTW I wish the Rex nickname would officially take off…..I would love for one of the graphics or sound effects for the RG whenever he scored….like a roar or something. It would be cool. BTW I miss the spaghetti western sound effect for Trout score

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 15, 2010 9:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Look, do you want the Blazers to win or not???

Everyone here knows the best way for Bayless’ species to gain strength is to eat a baby.

No one said winning in the playoffs would be easy.

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on Apr 15, 2010 10:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I love that Jerryd is Brandon Jr.’s BFF. It was fun hearing Brandon talk about his son always wanting to be Jerryd when they play together.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

jerryd’s just angling to make sure he’s on the team because the franchise player’s son loves him

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 15, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I also want Inferno to posterize Amare again

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hope Dante earned some more minutes last night.

With his jump shot falling he’s such a better against the Sun’s bigs.

by Nick Van Excellent on Apr 15, 2010 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Me too

We shall see.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

he might the guy that surprises everyone……

if Juwan gets in foul trouble and he comes in and steps up?

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

In-Fer-No

In-Fer-No

In-Fer-No

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can't wait for Harlan calling one of our games to unleash

“DANTE CUNNINGHAM, WITH NO REGARD FOR HUMAN LIFE!”

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 10:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

The volcano eruption in Iceland is killing air traffic over Europe

Not a single flight in the UK, and a lot of cancellations in Scandinavia, Frankfurt, …

by Norsktroll on Apr 15, 2010 10:10 AM PDT reply actions  

Heathrow shut down

Yeah that pretty much means Europe is shut down.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 10:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

DEATH! DEATH TO FLYING THIIIIIINGS!

Guti is awesome.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 10:15 AM PDT reply actions  

what prompted this comment?

you watching an M’s replay?

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

Excited about the two game win streak.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

and his 23.2% contribution last night.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 10:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

i can dig it.

he’s been good for my fantasy team too.

and just think….Cliff Lee in 2 weeks.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

And Milton Bradley finally decided he cared

Which is nice.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

c’mon, a lot of people start the season in a slump.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

you can do both.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

he can do that

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Apr 15, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

haha….i think Milton has always cared….a lot. that’s why he get so upset.

but it is nice to see him hitting the ball now.

did you see the other night when Bone called Bradley’s 3 run homer? that was great.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

Love Bone.

Hey they’ve won 2 games that didn’t involve Felix. REJOICE!

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

indeed.

hopefully Fister and Vargas can keep up even 3/4 of that level of pitching.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nice purse

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Apr 15, 2010 10:26 AM PDT reply actions  

looks like a man purse to me.

if it’s only a toiletry bag that is the fanciest toiletry bag i have ever seen and might as well be a purse.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah...no.

There is no strap…nothing that makes it a purse.

NBA players have the fanciest everything, and that’s clearly a toiletry bag.

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 15, 2010 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

it might as well be a purse.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

not when used for manly things

like eyebrow shapers.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Apr 15, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

is the eyebrow shaper being used to cut someone?

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

yes

his eyebrows

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Apr 15, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

another person’s eyebrows? during an interrogation?

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

his eyebrows on his face under the unforgiving lights of a bathroom sink mirror.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Apr 15, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

this doesn’t sound manly at all

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

Toiletry bag?? Eww....yuk

Use the restroom people

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 15, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I use a ziplock.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Apr 15, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

are you finished w/ yore soda?

by EvilKaramazov on Apr 15, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dumb and Dumber

Beer Bottles FTW

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 15, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice.

Suckin back on grandpa’s old cough medicine?

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 15, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bayless…..smh

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’m wearing those Adidas slip-ons under his chair.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, they are.

I wonder how big Roy’s locker is.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

they’re probably all small in the visiting locker rooms.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

MLOLRTIMER

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 15, 2010 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ha!

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Apr 15, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, he has the Telfair Brand Gun Holder Purse

It is extremely normal for rich people to have Louis Vuitton toiletry or luggage or anything bags, for men. You can see the zipper on top, it’s a bathroom bag.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sure thing miss

I think Louis Vuitton is ugly, so richness can’t buy taste.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

BUT THEY CAN PAY PEOPLE TO PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE FOR MOCKING THEIR TASTE!!

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 15, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

it was prolly a gift

from someone that had no idea what to give a 20 something year old millionaire.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Apr 15, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

bathroom bag?

might as well be a purse.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

My dad always called his a Dopp kit

i think that came from army lingo. Does anybody still use that term anymore?

by Corvid on Apr 15, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

No way

That’s a Westboro Baptist Church hat

AMIAA

by tominhawaii on Apr 15, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

their/there/they're

Sorry, I’m still buzzing from last night. But you know what they say, teams with lockers that are uncomfortably close together stay together (unless someone is traded).

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 15, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you know the Magic were down 2-1 against the 76'ers last season before fighting back?

Andre averaged 21 points, 6 rebounds, and 5 assists in that series on a .548 TS%. If Dwight Howard can’t stop Miller then I seriously doubt Channing Frye is going to do much.

DOMINATION IS COMING!

by Nick Van Excellent on Apr 15, 2010 10:26 AM PDT reply actions  

That was a ridiculous series

Better execution at the end of games and Orlando is out in round 1.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

thoughts?

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 10:31 AM PDT reply actions  

there is so much irony in that article it is funny

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Phil is just priming the pump so Artest can try and guard Durant like a football player

because if they play it straight up, Durant will maul Artest offensively. Artest has great strength and good (albiet diminished from his peak) lateral movement, but Durant can get his shot off over Artest without much of a problem. The Lakers have way too much size on the interior for the Thunder, but Westbrook and Durant are nightmare matchups for LA’s perimeter players (Fisher might literally have his ankles broken). I would like nothing more than to see the Thunder push King Phillip and his hessians to the brink of playoff ruin, they won’t beat them, but they could make them implode on a couple nights.

Free AK1984.

"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez

by blazeraddict on Apr 15, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah i get what Phil is doing. same thing he’s done for years: use the media to send a message.

but what about KD’s comments…..some of them seem a little naive. does he really think he earns all those calls based on how he plays?

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think he probably does believe that. He has perfected those moves to draw 3 shots like nobody else I’ve ever seen. Clearly he gets calls, but he might well genuinely believe he earns them.

by jksnake99 on Apr 15, 2010 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

what do you think about that?

cleary, he gets fouled his fair share. but he also gets the benefit of the doubt a ton. so have the refs called his game so that he actually believes he’s earning fouls? would he believe he was getting fouled if the “benefit of the doubt” calls were never made? i’m not sure. but do you think there is a cause and effect there?

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hard to say what he actually believes, but my guess is that most of those stars truly do think they deserve every call they get.

by jksnake99 on Apr 15, 2010 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

I absolutely agree with this and would say it applies for most elite athletes.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

what i’m asking is if you (both of you) think the stars believe it cause the refs cause them to believe it by how they call the game, or if they believe it independently of the officiating.

do they start out believing it, or do they come to believe it over time due to how they are treated by the officials. i guess that is what i’m asking.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just think the mindset of an elite athlete is that they deserve every call, because they’re wired that way.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's just like the fans

The majority of fans see when the opponent gets a foul call that was undeserved. But it’s rarely the case when it’s their own player. Just “woo hoo! A foul!”.

I think players have that mentality x 1000.

by Timmay! on Apr 15, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually, Artest has matched up with Durant pretty decently this year. His biggest issue, as I deduce from both watching and reading Thunder blogs, is anyone getting physical with him. That’s why Nic and Marty were so effective against him a few nights ago; you can’t let him get to his spots without making it tough.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is the key
His biggest issue, as I deduce from both watching and reading Thunder blogs, is anyone getting physical with him.

If the refs allow Artest to play a smashmouth, physical brand of defense on Durant, Artest will do very well. I can’t think of a stronger wing (maybe LeBron, but LeBron doesn’t really beat on people defensively) in the league.

Free AK1984.

"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez

by blazeraddict on Apr 15, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Man I sure hate me some telephone run around.

I went to both the box office, and the season ticket desk in the Rose Garden last night to inquire about my missing quarter season presale password, and the best I was given was “Oh, we’ll tell Greg(Bauman) to call you tomorrow morning” and they also gave me the main ticketing phone number. Now, 30 minutes from the presale, I haven’t been called,and I just called Greg’s personal number, and the main number, and both are automated messages saying they aren’t available/ are too busy. This is my brain exploding: aj;fhajfhsjdfhsajhfaj;

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 15, 2010 10:33 AM PDT reply actions  

have you checked your e-mail?

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

did you try calling or e-mailing your ticket rep?

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just called Greg’s personal number, and the main number, and both are automated messages saying they aren’t available/ are too busy.

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 15, 2010 10:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

how am i supposed to know the name of his ticket rep?

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Several times. Can't get through because they're "too busy with playoff tickets"

And I emailed Greg a few times in the last two weeks because I knew they were doing a presale, and never heard back.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 15, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

that happened to me once but before a season. i found out later my rep didn’t work there anymore.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

LA in 5
SA in 7
POR in 6
Denver in 6
CLE in 4
ORL in 4
ATL in 7
BOS in 6

"I'm passing it down," Howard said. "Showing the guys that, hey, here's an example of a guy who played 16 years. If you don't want to listen and get the valuable, free information from him - soak it up like a sponge - then you've got to be a damn fool."

by LaoTzu on Apr 15, 2010 10:37 AM PDT reply actions  

from Phillies coach Pete Mackanin: “I never use a big word when a diminutive word would suffice.”

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 10:39 AM PDT reply actions  

lol Henry Abbot picked the Blazers. Homer.

by jksnake99 on Apr 15, 2010 10:39 AM PDT reply actions  

awesome.

Andre is going to dominate in this series, if the past is any indication.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oden stayed in the top 20 in the league in total blocks until like the allstar break.

by jksnake99 on Apr 15, 2010 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

in 24 minutes per game. geez.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

And people wonder why our interior D sucked after he got hurt...

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Joel was still a better defender than Oden this year.

by jksnake99 on Apr 15, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Joel was really crummy at times, particularly against Gasol and Lopez. He picked it up when Greg went down.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not when Oden was healthy

Joel wasn’t very good when Oden was alive.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

we were still a substantially more effective defense with Joel in the game. Oden was very good, Joel was better. What Oden brought to offensively was what separated him from Joel.

by jksnake99 on Apr 15, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn't Joel play with the second unit?

You could argue that they were close, but “substantially” is the biggest overstatement ever.

The Blazers were never a very good defensive team with Joel as the starting center. They were a very good defensive team with Oden as the starting center.

by Nick Van Excellent on Apr 15, 2010 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joel’s defensive plus minus was more than -7. Oden’s was about -1.2. That’s a substantial difference. Visually as well, Joel was a more effective defender. Better against the P and R, better against face up big men. Just not quite the shotblocker.

Both are very good.

by jksnake99 on Apr 15, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I just don't agree.

The defensive numbers are basically meaningless, so I’m not going to get into that. Oden changed way more shots. Joel is a good defender, but he had the benefit of guarding second unit centers for most of the year. Of course the numbers are going to be slanted.

I just don’t see it like that at all.

by Nick Van Excellent on Apr 15, 2010 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

we should remember that it’s a very small sample size to be relying so heavily on plus/minus.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shift A

Blazers have lost there last game of the season… that’s my prediction

by The Arkitect on Apr 15, 2010 10:48 AM PDT reply actions  

they’re’s a bold statement.

by EvilKaramazov on Apr 15, 2010 10:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

in my mined this is just a subject line

by EvilKaramazov on Apr 15, 2010 10:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

the mind, it be playing tricks

by The Arkitect on Apr 15, 2010 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

please don’t explain it. I am happy believing in miracles and magic and magnets.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Apr 15, 2010 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tom!!

Do we get TiH stats/predictions??
I love those

by Section323 on Apr 15, 2010 10:56 AM PDT reply actions  

ooooo good call.

it’s time for Tom’s patented playoff predictions….

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

i’m not sure. i can’t remember.

hopefully Tom lets us know. but i think he called the Magic last year…..so judging by the numbers i remember them having, i’d guess this year is a high year.

which is good for us! Delorean FTW!!!!

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't do it because I lost my spreadsheet

I might try to do it tomorrow since I only have to add up 8 teams.

I heard 24 is a very unlucky number because if you subtract a 1 from the 2 and a 1 from the 4 you get 13.

AMIAA

by tominhawaii on Apr 15, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

13 is my favorite number.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

4 minutes til my playoff ticket window opens

I’m nervous and excited. All logged in and ready to go. Got the presale screen up.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 10:57 AM PDT reply actions  

just as a warning….

be ready to open that in another window as well. my co-worker had it open for about 15 minutes before the presale and it wouldn’t go through (kept saying “promo not on sale”). he opened it in another window and it went right in.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

SUCCESS (I think)

It charged my card but I haven’t gotten my confirmation e-mail yet.

Sec. 317, row D, paid the higher price of $80/seat.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

nice! those will be good seats.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Aiming for Green

Too bad I’m not near the awesome 302. I’ll yell so loud you can hear me though.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

wow, Dave loves him some Nate.

by jksnake99 on Apr 15, 2010 11:01 AM PDT reply actions  

i thought that little bit about Nate for COY was really good. very compelling argument.

i agree with you that Skiles should probably win, but Nate should be #2. it’s gonna suck when they put Scott Brooks up there instead.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Its a good essay by Dave, but I still can’t get past the Miller thing and the fact that even with all this defensive talent (4 guys mentioned by Hollinger in his piece on best defenses), we’re still an average defense.

Nate deserves to be honored for keeping the team together, but I dunno. I can’t support him for COY.

by jksnake99 on Apr 15, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

to be fair, when the guys mentioned by Hollinger have all played, we’ve been very good.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

i don’t quite get the Miller thing with you. Nate was trying something, it didn’t work, he changed. maybe he tried it too long…..but still. you weight that pretty heavy for something that didn’t last all that long….relatively speaking.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

turmoil for a quarter of the season due to a poor decision.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Turmoil is overstating it. Our offense was mucky (isn’t it always?) and Andre yelled at Nate, but we’re not the Bulls or Warriors or Raptors.

by atomiccafe on Apr 15, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

It just seemed very unnecessary

If he absolutely insisted on having two distinct units on the court (that flew out of the window in December with the injuries), Blake could have just as well run the second unit instead of the first.

by Norsktroll on Apr 15, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

the two unit thing just slays me

If you look at every team that has a long run among the elite, they all have a distinct philosophy that goes through their whole organization and entire roster, basically down to the 15th man. Then you have the Blazers, with their slow-paced, iso-heavy starters, and a totally different team taking the floor for stretches in the 2nd and 3rd quarters. I hate it.

by atomiccafe on Apr 15, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

it took him a quarter of the season to make a very obvious decision— start the vastly superior player.

by jksnake99 on Apr 15, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Roy said he was comfortable with Blake. that’s one thing.

another thing is I think Nate wanted to try Dre with the back up unit to keep them cohesive.

obviously, it didn’t work. but i don’t think he did put Dre on the 2nd unit just out of loyalty to Blake. Ultimately though, he made the right decision.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't forget that 2 other starters were being replaced and he thought Dre would play well with Rudy

I still don’t think Dre threw a single oop to Rudy all year just to spite Nate.

AMIAA

by tominhawaii on Apr 15, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Roy’s comments were taken out of context, I think. Didn’t he really just say that because he played with him last year, they already had a relationship, and it would require adjustment? Roy never expressed that he preferred Blake.

In any case, it’s the coach’s job to get your best players to play together.

by atomiccafe on Apr 15, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

And showing a willingness to change

is a GOOD thing.

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Apr 15, 2010 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

it is, but it shouldn’t take 25 games.

by jksnake99 on Apr 15, 2010 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

But if you change too soon...

you don’t know if it was just circumstances.

Let me state that I am glad Dre is the starter, and that Steve Blake became an effective bargaining chip that helped bring Camby. I am SO glad that move took place.

But I do understand why Nate wanted Blake to start the season. Blake was the PG on a team that won 54 games and was division champ. To me, he earned the right to keep the starting role, until he proved he was no longer effective at it. Particularly since Miller is a slow starter.

Blake proved that last year was the exception, not the rule.

I also think Nate may have considered a couple of other issues…such as that Roy had a slow start to the season. If Miller was the starting PG early on when Roy was not quite right, how would’ve the team reacted to Roy’s slow start….would it be Miller’s fault? Would those two become a failed experiment?

As it worked out, Roy got right, Miller moved into the starting lineup, Blake became a trading chip, and Camby is here.

The team defense was pretty bad much of the year, but in all honesty, it is looking much better the last quarter of the season (thank you Camby).

Nate’s not a great defensive coach, but the results he produced as a coach this season were extremely good. In my opinion (and it is just an opinion), that was as important or even more important than his Xs and Os, or overall strategy. To me, that’s enough to make him COY.

I still don’t get how Brooks gets so much love for doing this year just what Nate did last year. Let me take that back……last year Nate had the Blazers winning games down the stretch when they were fighting for home court advantage. The Thunder has collapsed down the stretch when it was fighting for position.

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Apr 15, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t get the 54 win argument. That 54 win team, when it came down to it, was not good enough to get past the first round. One place where an upgrade was possible was PG, and we signed a PG who was a massive upgrade.

If Nate wins COY because of all the team overcame, I’m ok with that. I just wouldn’t have him in my personal top 3.

With Brooks its the idea that his team isn’t as deep or as talented as last year’s Blazers, and that their turnaround from the 20s in terms of total wins happened in one year rather than 3. I’m not too high on the Brooks bandwagon— getting that young C-less roster to play excellent D is impressive, but he’s got a stupendous offensive talent and they still aren’t great offensively. I do understand why he’s getting love though.

by jksnake99 on Apr 15, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wd didn't get past the first round...

not because the team wasn’t good enough….but simply because it was the first playoff experience for nearly everyone. The series was lost in game 1.

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Apr 15, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty weak excuse, IMO. Chris Paul’s Hornets won a series and darn near made the WCF their first time around. What’s the explanation for game 6, where Portland was blown out?

I will say that I think the Blazers would have won a series against several of the opponents they could have drawn. Still, though, the team was not good enough to really contend for a championship… and that’s what matters. Unless you already had a good enough team to win it all, you should be looking for upgrades. When you sign a massive upgrade, you should play said massive upgrade.

by jksnake99 on Apr 15, 2010 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was the matchup that killed that series.

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by fajunga on Apr 15, 2010 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

you mean the one who had a triple double this season?

by The Arkitect on Apr 15, 2010 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

It does come across as an angry rant… but it’s an enjoyable one

by The Arkitect on Apr 15, 2010 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nate is getting hosed in the race

him or skiles deserves it

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 15, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nate will likely finish 2nd or 3rd. Not sure how that’s getting hosed.

by jksnake99 on Apr 15, 2010 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

no it will prob go

brooks
skiles
brown
brown
nate

watch, just watch

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 15, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

In related news… MB wet himself just a little last night

by The Arkitect on Apr 15, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

travis also had 10 boards

MR should still have to shave his head

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 15, 2010 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

After calling one thousand different Blazers phone numbers,

I found a recording that had the password for season ticket holders. For now, I used that because I got screwed on my presale password. I got 321 row r (purple seats) for game 3, hopefully I get to keep them, or at the least, they give me a chance to get tickets afterwards. This whole fiasco has made me pretty upset with Blazers ticketing brass.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 15, 2010 11:14 AM PDT reply actions  

'Sall good dude. Thanks.

I didn’t buy during the quarter season promotion. It was during the regular season ticket holders. I just wanted to do whatever I could to increase my chances. They might cancel my order, but at least I’ve done that, and I emailed Greg telling him what was up. We’ll see what comes of it all.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 15, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Make sure you selected Print at Home as your ticket option

Make it hard to pull your tickets. I doubt they do, they got their $.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Me too

317-Row D, same seats for both actually.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

mmm 118 row k for me :)

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 15, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Damn you got $$$

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

 Damn your aunt got $$$

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 15, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

smh

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 15, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

you’re right… looks shouldn’t matter if she’s loaded… is she available?

by The Arkitect on Apr 15, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

smh

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 15, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

smh

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 15, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

that’s not a no… does it make a difference if I say I’m asking for my friend Mortimer?

by The Arkitect on Apr 15, 2010 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

smh

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 15, 2010 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

left to right, or up and down though?

by The Arkitect on Apr 15, 2010 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not paying too much more for 1st round tix in the blue section than I paid all year.

$69 per seat vs. like $59 per seat. Those final tickets will be brutal at $150 a seat but that’s cool. Better than what everyone else is paying.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 15, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

same here. first round tickets for me are same as regular season.

the best part of being in the 300 level though, is when the finals rolls around and the tickets are still under 90 bucks….

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's nice!

Are you purple up there? You’d get through the whole 16 games for under $650.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 15, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep, purple section. i only had to move one seat over in the “relocation” which is awesome.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

smh.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

you wanna go?

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 15, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

dude, I wish. blarg school blarg. blaaaaaarg.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol sucks

i got an extra ticket for game 3 cause my sister is having her confirmation and my aunt and mom gotta be there

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 15, 2010 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

you wound me. I would just skip school on Friday, but I have a midterm. Thanks for the offer though, I really appreciate it. Someone miraculously gave me 100 level tix to last year’s Game 2 and it was incredible.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

i see how it is

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 15, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

:)

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 15, 2010 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol so your aunt is gonna go

but your going to skip it?

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by Philthyanimal on Apr 15, 2010 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

my aunt is her sponsor

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 15, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh

"There was a time when this blog was for intelligent BASKETBALL fans. It has unfortunately become O-Live 2…" ~Ilikeemall

"Did they really expect me to bow down to Jesus?!?" ~Sophia
"At first glance, I saw a fairly unremarkable penis." ~Sophia on Greg Oden

by Philthyanimal on Apr 15, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

how much are those seats

i wanna know how much i need to pay to move down…i wonder what the scalpers will charge

"There was a time when this blog was for intelligent BASKETBALL fans. It has unfortunately become O-Live 2…" ~Ilikeemall

"Did they really expect me to bow down to Jesus?!?" ~Sophia
"At first glance, I saw a fairly unremarkable penis." ~Sophia on Greg Oden

by Philthyanimal on Apr 15, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

The thing skywaker posted last night.

Suggested that the box office may charge $140 per seat down in the blue section for the playoffs.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 15, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have my tickets for the finals secured.

idol = real.fan

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 15, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

well i think my aunt does too

but shes just takin it 2 games at a time

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 15, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did she pickup the big red envelope full of tickets at the RG?

They only make us pay for rounds as they happen, but it’s neat to have tickets that never happened. Not as neat as having tickets to the finals and going, but we’ll get there someday.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 15, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

i dont know

i have game 7 tickets from last seasons playoff series though so i assume she did

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 15, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s what i got.

now i gotta go online and print out the paper ones so i can keep the real thing for souvenirs.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup. I did that last year too.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 15, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

you could come

if you were in portland

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 15, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

you fly up DS fly down?

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Apr 15, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

ds will be cheering for the blazers harder than he ever has before.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

you know it

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 15, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

i see the point in this

by EvilKaramazov on Apr 15, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

hehe

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

i dont get it

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 15, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

we have so much in common!

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 15, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

me?

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 15, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

dang

can i have yo numba?

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 15, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gimme yo digits!

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 15, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

hook a brotha up!

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 15, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

my phone number is broke, can i have yores?

by EvilKaramazov on Apr 15, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 15, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 15, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

do you wanna get a pizza and make out? No? okay, we can skip the pizza.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Apr 15, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend.

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 15, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude, my monkey died from the date?

by EvilKaramazov on Apr 15, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was a boobietrap

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Apr 15, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha

good one. if i said that to a girl and she got it, i would ask her to marry me on the spot.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see the 12 most beautiful things in the world.

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 15, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh geez……

where did you hear that one?

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

hear it?

im just clever

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 15, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah…..

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think what he meant was something like:

if you walked in to a room with a dozen roses, no one would notice the roses.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

you didn’t need to ask. that would just spoil it.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

But your name isn’t doug!

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"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 15, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

thats what you think

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 15, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s awful.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

you should use this one sometime

you must be an adverb because you sure do modify me!

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 15, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha….maybe someday

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

it wasnt from a website

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 15, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

surely you don’t still read books… is it inscribed on you’re bowling ball

by The Arkitect on Apr 15, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

no thats not it either

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 15, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

good lord that’s awful

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 15, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

someday in the not so distant future the lightbulb will go on.

probably right before it turns off.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

that comment is meant for both DS and PG

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

that would probably be best.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

twss

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 15, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

lightbulb moment?

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

well i see that you said hard

so im gonna guess its the lightbulb time

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 15, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

does she always talk behind your back?

by The Arkitect on Apr 15, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

mostly in retrospect; like a comparative.

by EvilKaramazov on Apr 15, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

so the statement should have been formed in the past tense

by The Arkitect on Apr 15, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

these moments are inductive, like a distant memory bringing me back to the forefront of the mind as a comparison of what life could be which is distinctly different than that which lies before, in the now.

by EvilKaramazov on Apr 15, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

i have m&ms that taste like coffee

ew

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 15, 2010 11:20 AM PDT reply actions  

Hollins gets an extension says ESPN
Grizzlies coach Lionel Hollins agreed to 3-year contract; team was 40-42 this season

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 11:21 AM PDT reply actions  

well earned just for Getting through to Stat-Bo

by The Arkitect on Apr 15, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

maybe… someone has got to stumble for them to make it… plus Houston gets Yao back, so it’ll be an even tighter race in the West

by The Arkitect on Apr 15, 2010 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think Phoenix may take a huge hit after this year

As may Utah.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

That assumes they'll resign their free agents

I suspect they’ll tread water at best, losing a few players but having the others improve.

I can’t blame them for resigning Hollins, though. He beat expectations.

by Timmay! on Apr 15, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tiger's next tourney

From ESPN;

BREAKING NEWS: Tiger Woods to compete in Quail Hollow Championship, April 29-May 2. Shouldn’t come as a surprise. Expect a full schedule.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 11:27 AM PDT reply actions  

I look forward to it not being breaking news whenever Tiger does something

by The Arkitect on Apr 15, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

This is funny, yet sad

From True Hoop:

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 11:30 AM PDT reply actions  

Found it via Twitter

Tweeted from Truehoop.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

I always thought Joel’s initial knee injury was more severe than Oden’s.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Apr 15, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

It was

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

it was

joel had ligament damage, oden just had a broken bone

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 15, 2010 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Insider article

But Hollinger picks the Suns to make the finals, he says we lose in 5.

Whatever John.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 11:48 AM PDT reply actions  

Doesn't it seem like the media puts far too much stock into how teams are playing going into the playoffs?

I’m not saying it’s not a valid indication of future performances, but should it really be considered more important than player matchups and home court advantage? Sounds like a lot of people, Hollinger included, seem to think so.

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on Apr 15, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

We were even hotter last year

Going into the playoffs. Did us no good.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

seems like Hollinger should have had us around top five in the league going into the playoffs. We had like 10-12 15+ point wins in the last 20 games—our point differential must’ve been off the charts.

by atomiccafe on Apr 15, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Denver went into the playoffs not doing well last year...

and they did well, making it to the WCF.

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by antediluvian on Apr 15, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

"If it don't happen this summer, I'm riding off into the sunset, baby"

Tracy McGrady is considering retirement because of his knee. This of course flying in the face of his other statements about how he’s still a starter and will only play for a championship team and won’t audition or come off the bench.

by Nick Van Excellent on Apr 15, 2010 11:59 AM PDT reply actions  

He really has no choice

He is a shadow of his former self. Too bad really.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

AI was a better play though

He basically carried the Sixers to the finals by himself. TMac never got out of round 1.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

tmac was a monster when healthy. a monster.

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Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 15, 2010 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

No doubt

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

This.

"I think he’s been doing some good things. I think he’s been doing some good things. He’s had to play a lot of minutes lately with Blake being out. I think he’s been doing some good things." -Nate McMillan

by xedubx on Apr 15, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

you put TMac on that Sixers team and they still make the Finals, with TMac scoring a ton and their defense carrying them (like it did anyhow).

by atomiccafe on Apr 15, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

They maybe win that finals

With TMAc of course.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

meh

people forget that Theo Ratliff was a huge key to that team and when he got hurt they got way worse, so it’s conceivable that they might have won the title with Ratliff instead of Mutombo anyway.

Of course, the Lakers were a buzzsaw in those years…

by atomiccafe on Apr 15, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

bye bye T-Mac.

euro ball?

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

screw ESPN

9 of 10 experts have us losing to phx

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by Philthyanimal on Apr 15, 2010 12:13 PM PDT reply actions  

thats about right

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 15, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

we should do a viewing party

for sundays game?

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by Philthyanimal on Apr 15, 2010 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes yes.

idol and i were having preliminary discussions to that effect.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

what times the game?

i got a bowling tournament sunday

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 15, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

730

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"At first glance, I saw a fairly unremarkable penis." ~Sophia on Greg Oden

by Philthyanimal on Apr 15, 2010 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

But its on TNT

So really 8 PM.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok since it was sunday i thought it might be a day game

im down for a meetup

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 15, 2010 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not the first weekend

I’m a bit puzzled as to why we have a Saturday day game for game 4. Don’t mind though, even if it means I have to get fired up earlier in the day.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

bc its a game every other day?

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by Philthyanimal on Apr 15, 2010 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s a good thing.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love being the underdog

All the pressure on them.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

the Blazers have nothing to lose

which might be the only thing going for us

the Suns are one of the hottest teams coming into the playoffs while we’re missing our best player. Try as my homerism might, I don’t see us beating the Suns.

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"

Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."

by Magnum on Apr 15, 2010 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

The way this season has gone

Who the heck knows. Every time they started to stumble and appeared headed into a ditch, they recovered.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 12:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

the issue in the playoffs is

even a short term stumble can cost you everything. A stumble in the regular season is a few games, no big deal, go on a winning streak right after.

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"

Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."

by Magnum on Apr 15, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know

If we can turn them into a jump shooting team, we have a very good chance.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

First round playoff prediction

West:
LA in 5
Mavs in 7
Blazers in 6
Nuggets in 7

East:
Cavs in 5
Magic in 5
Hawks in 7
Heat in 6

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by antediluvian on Apr 15, 2010 12:25 PM PDT reply actions  

guess ill do my prediction

West:
LA in 5
Mavs in 6
Suns in 6
Nuggets in 6

East:
Cavs in 4
Magic in 6
Hawks in 7
Heat in 6

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 15, 2010 12:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope not

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would seem that us losing in 5, tho the suck, is far more likely than us losing in 6.

If we can win game 1, I think we’ll win in 6. If we can win game 2, they might steal a game back and win in 7. If we can’t win game 1 or 2, then I think we’ll get 3 and 4 and 6 and force them to 7.

I just don’t want to ever see another game like game 1 last year in the RG.

#10 & #52
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AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 15, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think we will

I want game 1. I don’t think we’ve ever lost a series in which we won game 1 (although we’ve of course won when we didn’t, mostly recently in 1999 when we beat the Jazz in 6 despite losing game 1 of the Western Semis).

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like us playing a coach with even less playoff experience than Nate.

If we can catch them in that first game, I’m not especially worried about the adjustment game. They’ll just try to improve their execution and defensive intensity, not change their game plan.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 15, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

And one who only knows how to play one way

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

If Brandon was healthy, I would probably consider us “favored underdogs”.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 15, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just like the Spurs

Who are at worst a coin flip with the Mavs.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Blazers lost their series to the Jazz back in 88 after winning game 1

(and no I didn’t know that off the top of my head).

That is the only time it has happened in franchise history, although since it happened so long ago (Patty, Bayless and Batum all weren’t even born yet) I doubt it will have any bearing present day events.

by tingeyga on Apr 15, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

i wanna go over to bright side and say good luck to them

but still gotta wait until 9 for my membership to activate

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by Dirty Socks on Apr 15, 2010 12:31 PM PDT reply actions  

FAIL!

We didn’t even play Charlotte AT HOME that day this year.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

something about that seems off… but I’m not sure what it is

by The Arkitect on Apr 15, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look at the source of that page.

#10 & #52
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AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 15, 2010 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is freaking awesome

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

win.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

cool stuff

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by antediluvian on Apr 15, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa

How did you know to look at that?

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm like a demi-god.

Actually, I was just curious to see if there was any indication as to where it got the numbers from and if there was some funky algorithm that was trying to calculate something based on a limited set of data that no longer fits with the current time. I had no idea that I would find that thing in there.

#10 & #52
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AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 15, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

i wish i knew your fancy trick to see what this is….

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right click on the website and say view source.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 15, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

View Page Source in firefox. You are in firefox?

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 15, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am in Airwolf

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Apr 15, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

get yer copter over here, stat!

by EvilKaramazov on Apr 15, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

eeeeaaarrrrwwwAAAAAARRRrrrrrrrrrr

(that is the sound of me buzzing your tower)

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Apr 15, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

aha!!!

that is awesome

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I did this a bunch of times

And it did nothing. What’s the deal?

MARCUS CAMBY!!! MARCUS CAMBY!!! MARCUS CAMBY!!!

by GustyJ on Apr 15, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

You viewed the page source on http://aretheblazersplaying.com/ ?

it should be obvious

#10 & #52
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AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 16, 2010 6:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Suns favored by 7 in game 1

7 is our favorite number (I know he’s hurt but still cool). Another sign of good times!

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 12:47 PM PDT reply actions  

what's homecourt usually worth in the NBA?

3-4 points either way? So we’d be a pick in our home games, possibly.

by atomiccafe on Apr 15, 2010 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

We usually get more than that

Since the oddsmakers know our home court is worth more. I can’t think of more than maybe 1 or 2 games where we haven’t been favored at home (Cleveland and one of the Utah games) or at least very slight underdogs.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

home court is 3.5

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by Philthyanimal on Apr 15, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Standard but some teams get more and less

It’d be interesting to see which way the line moves.

The other interesting betting info is the over/under on Nugs/Jazz game 1 is 209.5. I think that’s low.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

well

thats the base you get for being the home team which was what he asked isnt it? then the line gets changed based on strengths of both teams, betting patterns, etc.

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by Philthyanimal on Apr 15, 2010 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right...

And of course lines are not predictive, they are meant to encourage betting.

For example, Oregon FB lines always start biased against Oregon since they know folks love to bet on the Ducks and can move it up.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

wouldnt it be biased for the ducks?

to start out on their side so that when people bet the ducks it makes it a more attractive bet for the opp?

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by Philthyanimal on Apr 15, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll give you an example

They started Oregon-Zona as -2 for Oregon. It ended up at -6 for the Ducks (and of course they did not cover as they won by 4 in 2 OT). That sort of movement happened in every game.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok

i understand. just misinterpreted biased against vs biased for

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by Philthyanimal on Apr 15, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

what has head to head looked like between those teams?

It seems like a horrible matchup for the Jazz—Billups physical enough to bother D-Will and they don’t really have anyone to guard Carmelo.

by atomiccafe on Apr 15, 2010 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are very similar

They both like to score a lot and can shoot both inside and outside.

I think it could be a short series if the Jazz can’t get some of their injured guys back.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would also add that I think home court is huge here

These are two very tough places to win on the road.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

And looking at that last box score

No Melo or Billups for DEN.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't get it

First
Who has time to change and put on makeup in the time it takes to drive 100 yards then walk back?
Second
I hope that guy is petite. I’m down with the Williams sisters and other tall or athletic women, and even then, I would hope their clothes would not fit me. If I could fit into my wife’s clothes, I’d probably put them on and masturbate to myself in the mirrow than look at her wearing them.

AMIAA

by tominhawaii on Apr 15, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

buy your own clothes.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Apr 15, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clips also looking for a new coach

Wanted-Coach who is willing to take $ to lose lots of games and seriously hurt professional reputation.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 12:53 PM PDT reply actions  

It is meant to be

I did the Accuscore simulator on ESPN and got us to the WCFs despite having an 18% chance vs. the Suns and a 19% chance vs. the Spurs.

by atomiccafe on Apr 15, 2010 12:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Norsktroll end of the regular season votes

MVP: LeYouKnowWho
ROY: Tyreke Evans
MIP: Marc Gasol
DPOY: Dwight Howard
6th Man: Lamar Odom
COY: Scott Skiles

by Norsktroll on Apr 15, 2010 12:56 PM PDT reply actions  

i wouldn’t be surprised if they give most improved to Durant.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me neither, but I’m more impressed with Gasol. He already has more years of playing pro ball under his belt, and has completely transformed his body and his game this season. He’s become a very competent center anchoring an otherwise unimpressive defense.

by Norsktroll on Apr 15, 2010 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed

He was your classic tall Euro who couldn’t do much til this year. He’s become a good player.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would be a solid choice if they did.

Gasol is a fine choice as well, as is Andrew Bogut.

by jksnake99 on Apr 15, 2010 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Considering that wide variety in the list of ESPN MIP votes

I bet the winner of MIP will have, at best, a plurality of the vote.

by Timmay! on Apr 15, 2010 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah— like we’ve discussed, everyone seems to have their own criteria. I wouldn’t be surprised if A. Brooks wins, which wouldn’t be a horrible choice but certainly not the best.

by jksnake99 on Apr 15, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I totally disagree

with giving MIP to a great player who’s on a natural career upswing.

by Section323 on Apr 15, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

as do i.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

If they were going to do that

The award should have belonged to Brandon Roy last year, who had clearly made The Leap and was a top 10 player.

by Timmay! on Apr 15, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

exactly. the most improved should go to someone who was noticeably bad to someone who got noticeably decent.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

I think that they should to giving it to players who used to stink, but now no longer stink.

by tingeyga on Apr 15, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Astros 3 outs away from their first win of the year

Up 5-1 in STL.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 1:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Stros win! Stros win!

by jksnake99 on Apr 15, 2010 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed

of all the hate groups…team bayless was my least favorite. i dont necessarily hate bayless, but his team always crapped on steve and sergio who i still feel are better players.

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by Philthyanimal on Apr 15, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

my bedgicide speech is gonna have a lot more cussing than that in it. and other stuff i will probably regret. but when i burn bridges, i burn them so they don’t come back.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

After I wrote that I felt better and started commenting in the JD. I started to write one with 92 F-bombs 6 N-words and a porn link. I’ve only made 3 comments outside the JD since I wrote that and 2 of them got deleted.

AMIAA

by tominhawaii on Apr 15, 2010 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s like you were on Rumspringa.

you ventured out in to the world to see what is what, but you found that it wasn’t all peaches and cream, so you’ve come back to the fold. we welcome you back, Tom, with open arms.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

This place is still a crap hole

I can’t bring myself to read the comments anymore. Besides a handful of people, just about everyone here, is either wrong, dumb, or wrong and dumb.

AMIAA

by tominhawaii on Apr 15, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

i rarely read anything outside the JD. it’s much better that way.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

A good person to blame

What if Simmons or Canzano or some other blowhard also hated Dre? Would you bring yourself to agree with them, or would it be the catalyst to let go?

“I feel the conflict within you, let go of your hate!”

“There is… no conflict.”

MARCUS CAMBY!!! MARCUS CAMBY!!! MARCUS CAMBY!!!

by GustyJ on Apr 15, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm stuck with it

Even if I let it go, I would be pissed next year when he played like crap until December and no one cared.

AMIAA

by tominhawaii on Apr 15, 2010 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

most new players get a honeymoon period. It’s happened with most everyone; so why be annoyed that the same held true for Andre?

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

On that topic

How long was Ha’s honeymoon period?

MARCUS CAMBY!!! MARCUS CAMBY!!! MARCUS CAMBY!!!

by GustyJ on Apr 15, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

we didn’t have Blazersedge then, right? Also, he got the side of a building by the bridges, right?

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

,right?

shame on me for repetition.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah yes. I believe both were true.

MARCUS CAMBY!!! MARCUS CAMBY!!! MARCUS CAMBY!!!

by GustyJ on Apr 15, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can I be both?

I think I’m both. The dumb part comes naturally, but I gotta work hard at creating such bad ideas.

by einman77 on Apr 15, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

i believe in green.

i think not reading anything out of the JD has preserved me.

by EvilKaramazov on Apr 15, 2010 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can see about 3 potential references to me in there. Nice.

by jksnake99 on Apr 15, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think we should all have an airing of grievances in the JD. like Andre and Nate had.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

watercolor is the only good painting medium!

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

i know! :(

are you still writing? i started a short story-esque thing yesterday when I stopped posting and was just rec’ing everything. i should send it to you to finish it.

by EvilKaramazov on Apr 15, 2010 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m still writing in my head all the time. i think i could probably do the rest but i just gotta sit down and do it. i might devote some hours on Saturday to this. at the expense of Dune. i feel bad for leaving you and Morty hangin with that. as if either of you have thought about it. hahaha

yes, send it to me and i will look at it and see if lightening strikes me.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definitely at the expense of Dune!

Creating your own original thang always takes precedence over a previously created work!

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

you people hyping up that book and then harassing me about it makes me not like it as much.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

troll!!

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Apr 15, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh good….you’re hear.

i’ve got a lot of problems with you, Ash!!!!!

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

you hating Dune is ridiculous, and you should grow up. sometimes I can’t tell if you are joking, but I am just tired of it. It is obvious to everyone that it is the best book available.

(pssst this is my attempt to mimic every response to Tom’s Miller blasts.)

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Apr 15, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

If you commit Bedgicide, Andre Miller has won

I am truly happy that you have not become addicted to hate. I was worried for a while there.

by Corvid on Apr 15, 2010 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

What does keep your Miller hate going at this point, anyway?

Is it like lingering feelings about an ex-wife, where no matter what she does you see the negative, or does he still actively do stuff that annoys you?

by Timmay! on Apr 15, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember when folks used to say they spent an entire game watcing Oden on the bench or Outlaw on every defensive possession?

By December I stopped watching the ball and focused on Miller with an emphasis on noticing his flaws. When he scores, it annoys me that he didn’t get an assist.

AMIAA

by tominhawaii on Apr 15, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

that doesn’t sound enjoyable

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Apr 15, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just start posting your hate in really old fanshots that no one goes into.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Apr 15, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got it down

I log out when I leave the JD and try my best to not read any comments much less the fanposts and the fanshots.

AMIAA

by tominhawaii on Apr 15, 2010 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Turn it into a drinking game

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Apr 15, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe if you force yourself to think about other stuff.

The hate pathways in your brain get reinforced every time you write something about him, or think about why you hate him.

by Corvid on Apr 15, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's true

I get an endorphin rush hating on Miller.

AMIAA

by tominhawaii on Apr 15, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

here’s what you should do:

watch every L*ker-OKC game. look at the people on the court you don’t like and only watch them. if my calculations are correct (and they are always correct), you will find someone to hate more than Andre. perhaps then you can come back to the Blazers and enjoy them, as the hate reservoir for Andre will have emptied in to another hate reservoir for someone else. And then after the playoffs, you won’t have the other team to watch anymore and your hate reservoir will slowly evaporate.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's just replacing hate with hate

I’m sick of hating the Lakers, Kobe, superstars, refs, the Jail Blazer, Darius, Blazers Dancers and Junior Dancers, Vulcan, Paul Allen’s flunkies, sideline reporters, etc…

I want to exterminate hate from my fandom.

AMIAA

by tominhawaii on Apr 15, 2010 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think it drains over time.

i always used to hate the L*kers. like, seriously hate them. couldn’t stand the site of them hate them. it’s not like that now. but i don’t think it has anything to do with sports or fandom, it’s because i’ve tried to not be so angry in my every day life.

i’m not a psychologist and i don’t mean to presume anything about you personally, but, for me, once i started trying to ease up on everything else in my life, sports kind of became just a pleasant distraction. they don’t matter enough for me anymore to hate them. the nice thing is, i can still enjoy them and get excited about them and have fun….but the other stuff is gone now, for the most part.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brah

This is freakin’ Blazeredge. Just by coming here makes sports more than a distraction.

I’m a Duck fan, Seahawks fan, and Mariners fan as well and my interaction with then has been greatly diminished since moving to Hawaii. Part of it is how easy it is to see the Blazers online and I can go to games with my Portland visits, but most of what kept me connected as a fan was this website.

AMIAA

by tominhawaii on Apr 15, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

honestly, i don’t come to Blazersedge (ie the JD) for sports. i come here so there are people to converse with so i don’t go insane from boredom at work. the sports part of it is just a connector. i come here for the people first, and that is God’s honest truth.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah, for sure

A lot of therapists make good money teaching people to not stew about stuff. One of my shrinky friends says 75% of her business would go away if people didn’t get addicted to complaining about petty stuff.

by Corvid on Apr 15, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

i am a fairly angry person beneath the surface. it is always boiling down there and the slightest thing can sometimes set it off. and then i stew about it for days. it is annoying.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

remember when Nash had the eight second count in Phoenix? Oh, that was great. HEHE. :)

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was really funny. i immediately thought of that discussion we had too. made me laugh.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was laughing really, really hard. It was too perfect.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

hopefully it happens to Nash a couple more times in the next few games.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nash does have a tendency to go into la la land

At times and be stupid.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn't they have 2 of those that game?

And both were not due to our D but their laziness.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

My wife does that

She’d want to argue about something I did 3 days ago. We worked it out where she gives me signal so that I know to stop what I’m doing and don’t get in trouble later.

AMIAA

by tominhawaii on Apr 15, 2010 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

that must be pretty nice.

i mostly bottle up and bury it deep inside. it feeds on my hair i think.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

If she scratches the palm of my hand it means to stop

I’ve said lots of offensive stuff in my life in front of my wife but the thing that pissed her off the most was telling some folks that she gets explosive diarrhea every time she eats ice cream, yet she still eats ice cream.

I told some people the other day that I didn’t want to hold their kid because I was “kind of molesty” and I didn’t get in trouble at all. I also didn’t have to hold a kid.

AMIAA

by tominhawaii on Apr 15, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

a lot of asians are lactose intolerant.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Apr 15, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

word

I tolerate them.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Apr 15, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

is that how “Rice Cream” came about?

by The Arkitect on Apr 15, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow, you got off easy if it’s a palm scratch… my wife usually goes for a shin kick or if my back is turned, a kidney punch

by The Arkitect on Apr 15, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahahahahahaha

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you ever wonder what this place would be like if there weren't any gameday threads?

Sometimes I swear that’s where the negativity junkies go for their fix.

by Corvid on Apr 15, 2010 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

That and people would randomly post things like ’"BATUM OMGZ!!!!!!!!!" in the JD just to get it out of their system.

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on Apr 15, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

come to the middle ground with me Tom… Hate the person, respect the player… for instance “that was a nice pass by that richard” is a common thought of mine during a game now… also, the grass is soft and pillow like

by The Arkitect on Apr 15, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

and so it begins…

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Apr 15, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

all are welcome here… there is room enough for everyone… would you like some tea while you wait?

by The Arkitect on Apr 15, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is the path to accepting questionable players, they then aren’t as successful as they should be, and then the entire city and NBA fans turn on the team.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Apr 15, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, don’t misunderstand, if Miller starts playing poorly, I’ll turn on him in a second… I ’already have a shiv fashioned from a tooth brush with his name on it

by The Arkitect on Apr 15, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll say something to the effect of “he plays really well for a Richard”

by The Arkitect on Apr 15, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it's fair

If the final result of this season is not making it to the second round, then it wasn’t worth the signing of Miller. It’s already been proven that he caused every injury on the team and that his play alone made the trade for Camby and got the Blazers to the playoffs. To be honest, I’d take having Oden and Joel in the playoffs and Batum starting game one over Miller being on the team.

AMIAA

by tominhawaii on Apr 15, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just remember, Steve Blake posted a triple double last night… has Dre done that this year… it’s just a shame that Dre forced us into trading Blake

by The Arkitect on Apr 15, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Has Blake scored 52 to carry his team to a win this year?

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh….

probably only a few mL

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

what started the hate?

was it his bad attitude? That is what annoyed me about him.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Apr 15, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

i don’t like yore altitude

by EvilKaramazov on Apr 15, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m high

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Apr 15, 2010 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was very unsure about him after he skipped on the Philly exit interview

But it was hard to stay frustrated when it became increasingly obvious he was willing to do whatever it took to get wins.

Seeing him in Sacramento was a bit of a surprise. He was great on TV, but when I could see him close up, I was really impressed. He and Camby were running the team, and let Brandon focus on both reserving energy and scoring.

by Timmay! on Apr 15, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I think I have separated the dood from the player. I don’t mind him anymore (unless he shoots from anywhere near the 3-point line). Which is kinda tough, because that is what lead to the jailblazers. Now it seems like we are willing to overlook a few things to get a good player. Not that Andre is a jailblazer at all, but it is opening the door just a little tiny bit.

I know I am getting caught in a slippery slope kinda thing (nervous about the potential for future bigger jerks on the team), but it still makes me feel durty to like him.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Apr 15, 2010 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

and honestly, I liked the jailblazers for the most part. However, I hated the aftermath. I don’t want to go through that again.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Apr 15, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I get a little offended for Dre when people compare his moodiness to the Jail Blazes.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know if I am comparing him to the jail blazers per se, but I don’t think he is as likable as last year’s team.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Apr 15, 2010 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s just a different kind of dude.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, I am fine with that, but it still makes me nervous because of it starts to introduce a level of tolerance.

I am pretty antisocial. Prolly ten times worse than him.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Apr 15, 2010 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree

The Jail Blazers had a bad rap if you don’t count the dog fighting. I’m cool with everything else they did.

AMIAA

by tominhawaii on Apr 15, 2010 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice catch

I think KP was saying that in hopes of getting Jason Kidd. No way he could have ever predicted how much trouble Miller would have learning the Blazers offense and defense and get into game shape before he could start.

AMIAA

by tominhawaii on Apr 15, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hit enter

The other 50% was the folks who made Miller out to be the best point guard in the world because he wasn’t Blake.

AMIAA

by tominhawaii on Apr 15, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

so, blake is gone now.

Your hate has been reduced by 50%.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Apr 15, 2010 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

It doesn't replace the stigma

I know I am part of the problem. Andre Miller could get pulled over with a pound of weed and a dead hooker in his trunk and fans wouldn’t care because at least he plays better than Steve Blake.

Obviously I am exaggerating, but he seriously gets a pass for poor play frequently and I think it has everything to do with him not being Steve Blake.

AMIAA

by tominhawaii on Apr 15, 2010 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kinda see that

but all of today’s players are not yesterday’s players.

Sometimes I wish all the Roy slurpers would give some respect to Juan Dixon.

(slight exaggeration)

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Apr 15, 2010 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you think if the Blazers would have drafted KD

That the Blazers wouldn’t have AM on the roster?

AMIAA

by tominhawaii on Apr 15, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

side note… it occurred to me that if the Blazers sign Hedo, they don’t end up with Camby cause Blake can’t be traded then and Hedo probably slide to the 4 with LMA at the 5 (not a pretty line up)
.
this may be Dre’s most redeeming quality to me

by The Arkitect on Apr 15, 2010 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

that doesn’t have anything to do with Dre. It just relates to the position he plays.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Apr 15, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

right… another one of Dre’s qualities is the position he plays

by The Arkitect on Apr 15, 2010 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe Tom should just call him “point guard”

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Apr 15, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno. They woulda needed a big man to back up Joel, so they prolly wouldn’t have worried about PG as much.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Apr 15, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Spencerbutte discovered Batum when he was a tadpole.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Apr 15, 2010 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was a huge jerk

Someone would say Webster had a nice jump shot and SB rip on Webster and the person who made the comment about Webster while praising Batum.

AMIAA

by tominhawaii on Apr 15, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah...

I quit BE for a while because I had a hard time skipping over the piles and piles of dumb stuff you said about Miller. It was annoying because you are a good, smart person who was saying annoying, stupid, overly hyperbolic stuff as opposed to a stupid person saying stupid stuff.

I’m over it now. I’m just glad you finally admit you were 100% wrong and Miller is the greatest thing ever.

I poked fun at Spencerbutte so much, but in the end he was right. So I guess that makes me the jerk for not taking his opinions seriously. I think the biggest problem with sports fans is they have passionate opinions about things that don’t matter at all, they don’t know much about, or both.

For the record, I’m sorry that I said you liked to jerk yourself off over how much you hate Miller. I only half meant it at the time and I don’t mean it at all anymore.

by Nick Van Excellent on Apr 15, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ya just gotta remember the message

Plus, you can’t forget phase two (even though I never mentioned phase 2).

PHASE TWO: When you were once the negative hater of a player, but then that player is obviously good and beneficial to the team, so you pretend you were on his side the whole time and the things you said in the past were either misconstrued, or a joke.

INITIATE PHASE TWO. YOU ALWAYS KNEW HE WAS GOOD.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

is that how you got the job working for Mike Rice?

by The Arkitect on Apr 15, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heeheehee

I can tell you don’t like that joke, but I think it’s funny :-) smile

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

heheheh.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

its a double whammy, you can play into Jewish and Ivy League stereotypes in one fell swoop. It hits me in the gut twice at once.

by jksnake99 on Apr 15, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

smh

I am not Andy Bernard.

by jksnake99 on Apr 15, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you see that SNL sketch from earlier this season, maybe last

It was a “last sketch of the night” type sketch, at a young couple’s wedding, and the dad and his old band from his youth are gonna sing a song for the couple?

And they are all 50-ish in suits, etc etc. Their band is a early 80s style anti-Reagan punk band. Did ya see that sketch?

I liked that sketch.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

what’s the name of your acapella group?

by The Arkitect on Apr 15, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cornell does have some pretty dang good a capella groups, I gotta say. I was not in one.

by jksnake99 on Apr 15, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

has anyone used gilt.com?

i’ve been obsessed with giltman.com lately

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by Philthyanimal on Apr 15, 2010 1:11 PM PDT reply actions  

did you finish the blind side?

after criticizing every single scene

loveisrespect

by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 15, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

loved it

wasnt critizing it…just analyzing it

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by Philthyanimal on Apr 15, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

the movie or the book?

I felt cheated by the book. The subtitle of “Evolution of a Game” lead me to think that it would be much like “Moneyball: The art of winning an unfair game”. Instead only 2 chapters or so of the 300 page book dealt with left tackles not named Michael Oher

by tingeyga on Apr 15, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I signed up for a time...

but I decided their stuff just wasn’t for me.

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Apr 15, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

awesome. my older brother’s thirst for lego star wars is borderline unhealthy. he’d love one of these.

by EvilKaramazov on Apr 15, 2010 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Legos

I still play with them. I kind of view them as expensive puzzles.

AMIAA

by tominhawaii on Apr 15, 2010 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Lego Star Wars, Indiana Jones and Batman games are great

The upcoming Harry Potter game is already the stuff of legend.

by Timmay! on Apr 15, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’ve got the complete star wars one, but none of my peeps will play it.

by EvilKaramazov on Apr 15, 2010 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's a shame. Such a fun game.

The others are good too. Batman was their first standalone. I was a little disappointed it wasn’t based off the movies. Still fun though.

by Timmay! on Apr 15, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’d be interested in the mechanics as they relate to how they will set the levels up.

by EvilKaramazov on Apr 15, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I loved Legos Star Wars on x-box

I hated the new movies, but the Legos games were fun.

I play with real Legos too. I ask for them every Christmas and birthday.

AMIAA

by tominhawaii on Apr 15, 2010 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

they are too expensive. i haven’t played with them for such a long time.

i always wanted to make a lego town by buying all the sets in that collection.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brah

Price don’t matter.

I don’t want to sound all rich and stuff, but if I want something at around $25 or $50, I just buy it. Every December and Jun my wife gets pissed that I bought a CD, DVD, or other $50ish item for myself instead of putting it on my Christmas list or birthday list. Legos is an awesome go to because there is stuff from $12 to $100 that I’d never buy for myself, but I’d love to play with.

AMIAA

by tominhawaii on Apr 15, 2010 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

i generally buy stuff i want also.

but the really cool lego sets are 100+ and that is a bit much for me. not for some things, but for legos it kind of is.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too

But the longer the playoffs continue, the less I can do that. I’ll take that trade 100 times out of 100 though.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

by the time the finals roll around you’ll be taking scalpers in to dark alleys

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't believe I read through all of these comments

So, what was everybody smoking at 1 a.m. last night? It was all about munchies and boobies.

by Corvid on Apr 15, 2010 1:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I musta went to sleep before the talk about boobies

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-Dave

Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"

Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."

by Magnum on Apr 15, 2010 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

when i got to work this morning and looked at the comments, there were 1722 comments over 4 junk drawers to read.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever Nellie was smoking last night

That caused him to pull his little stunt.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was me I think

I was high on life

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 15, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same as last night, I blame Norsk

It was the exact thought I had when we were discussing it… people are gonna wake up and go “what the hell?”. I can’t even remember how we got on the topic.

But I can discuss the bodies of men and women for days. I am an amateur bodyologist. People’s bodies and faces are interesting to me.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

mmm Birthday cake from Beaverton Bakery

Love it. One of my prof having a B-day.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 1:17 PM PDT reply actions  

just watched the South Park from last night.

tremendous.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 1:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Have to watch it when I get home

I was too busy on here last night.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lesson from last nght's game

Our scrubs can’t beat Steph Curry. Meh.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also

Everyone is taking the game for granted and looking for flashy plays. It’s nice to see them having fun though. {you know, because playing with — is very depressing}

AMIAA

by tominhawaii on Apr 15, 2010 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

He only played 8 minutes

The Blazers could have easily won this game if they had wanted to but they didn’t care about it.

Actually potentially helps our draft position and almost certainly hurts GSW.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm worried that it's starting a trend

Maybe Miller is cooling down, you know like how he starts slow, maybe he likes to coast to the end.

AMIAA

by tominhawaii on Apr 15, 2010 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

When he was in

He played quite well (although anyone looks like an MVP against the Warriors “D”).

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s what i liked so much.

it was cool to see all those recurring characters. there have been two notable characters that are missing so far.

i wonder if Darth Chef will make an appearance?

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are they going to continue this episode?

I presumed that was the end and they’d go back to normal next week.

by Timmay! on Apr 15, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

it seems like it might be continued to me. but maybe it won’t. they left the end hanging….not just the part about Cartman either. but they might just not continue it as a throwback to the end of season 1 (or 2, whichever it was).

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kind of assumed that was the end, like in the old days.

It was a fun episode though. Not as good as the Facebook one, but still fun for 30 mins.

by Timmay! on Apr 15, 2010 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

The facebook episode was epic.

On par with Canada on Strike

MARCUS CAMBY!!! MARCUS CAMBY!!! MARCUS CAMBY!!!

by GustyJ on Apr 15, 2010 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't like the Facebook ending

The Tron Stan rant was preachy in a Luddite sort of way. The Yahtzee ending was predictable too. They shouldn’t have given him a Yahtzee the first time.

AMIAA

by tominhawaii on Apr 15, 2010 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even with the oversights, it was probably my favorite episode since season 7.

The Tron portion was fun. And they get preachy at some point of almost every episode, so I kind of gloss over that.

The ending was a little lazy. It’s like they have it all laid out, then forget they need an ending.

by Timmay! on Apr 15, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's how I feel

I was laughing all the way. I just thought the main plot was too similar to the guinea pigs episode and then they wasted a Tron reference with Yahtzee. The fact that a Tron movie is coming out makes it seem a little contrived as well. Maybe big Hollywood has gotten to Trey Parker and Matt Stone.

AMIAA

by tominhawaii on Apr 15, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

i didn’t like the ending much either….but only cause i wanted to see the nerd kid turn in to a huge jerk cause he had so many friends.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

The clown picture he had on the wall was real creepy

No wonder that kid didn’t have any friends.

MARCUS CAMBY!!! MARCUS CAMBY!!! MARCUS CAMBY!!!

by GustyJ on Apr 15, 2010 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha….yeah, the sad clown. that poor kid.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

that facebook one was great. i loved that.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

i am watching it now. i like it so far

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 15, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

alright that was an awesome episode. amazing what happens when they go away from shock humor

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 15, 2010 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep. Same with the facebook episode

Skip politics, stick with pop culture or original stories, don’t bother with the stupid shock humor, and I’d find the show more interesting.

by Timmay! on Apr 15, 2010 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

you bet it was, porgy!

you should take my advice and watch it. AFTER you watch all 199 previous episodes

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Only"?

They do 14 episodes every year, total.

by Timmay! on Apr 15, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes…..199 glorious episodes….

and the behind the blow one with Terrence and Phillip. that one was the worst SP ever.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wouldn't a lot of the recent years episodes be the worst ever?

It’s why I stopped watching it regularly. Got so bad.

Last night was funny. How did it end though? Just Mecha-Streisand being turned on? Did she do anything? My recording stopped, and even though I recorded the next show (Comedy Central doesn’t always end at the right times), I couldn’t tell what happened.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

It basically cut out right as the big attack scene was about to happen, to be continued....

…or not. Old school South Park would have just left it at that point. But next week’s description isn’t live yet.

by Timmay! on Apr 15, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

plus Cartman doesn’t find out who his real real dad is either.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’ve enjoyed the last few seasons. not as consistently great but some really good episodes mixed in there.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Btw DTL

They charged me the higher prices for the 1/4 season presale. $80 for Green.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 1:26 PM PDT reply actions  

ouch. i bet they do that cause a lot of the half season people bought full strips and relocated, so there weren’t many seats available and they wanted to make up the difference on cost. i wonder how many seats they actually had to sell.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

They said they held back 2k for the general public

I would guess maybe 1k each for the season ticket holders/quarter season and group pods.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was told earlier that I could buy a full strip as a 1/4 season holder

But obviously you guys bought all those yourselves.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

i had the option when i renewed my half season tickets.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

My rep said they were expecting that I would have that option at 1/4 season level

BUT because so many 1/2 season folks bought all the games, they couldn’t give it to me.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

that makes sense. sucks though.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still paying less than I paid last year through the Resale Center

For much worse seats.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Nice

They just showed PA and he shaved his head.

AMIAA

by tominhawaii on Apr 15, 2010 1:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Waah waah KD

http://sports.espn.go.com/los-angeles/nba/news/story?id=5091485

“Yeah, by the calls he gets, he really gets to the line a lot, I’ll tell ya,” Jackson said, according to The Oklahoman’s Web site.

But Durant, who didn’t get a key foul call at the end of a 140-139 overtime loss to the Jazz last week, wasn’t happy with Jackson suggesting he’s a pampered superstar.

“Because it’s taking away from what I do,” Durant said, according to The Oklahoman. "That’s a part of my game, getting to the free-throw line and being aggressive. If you say that I get superstar calls or I get babied by the refs, that’s just taking away from how I play. That’s disrespectful to me.

“I don’t disrespect nobody in this league,” Durant said, according to the report. “I respect every coach, every player, everybody. I never say anything bad about anybody else or question why they do this or do that. So for them to say that about me, I don’t even want to use no foul language.”

Jackson might be setting the stage to get a few calls to go his way, but Durant doesn’t believe it will work.

“If the refs pay attention to that and change how they call things because of that, that’s terrible,” Durant said, according to the newspaper. "That’s terrible to the game of basketball and to us. If that happens, then [coach] Scotty [Brooks] could talk, too. Or any other coach could talk, too, just so the refs could switch everything up. But I doubt they do that.

\

Falling into Phil’s trap.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 1:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha, what a moron! Durant started bad mouthing the refs. It is a good thing we didn’t pick that idiot.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Apr 15, 2010 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know that crazy number of Earthquakes we're having this year?

Not so much.

The USGS found that since 1900, the annual average for magnitude 7.0 or higher earthquakes is 16, putting 2010 on course for a fairly normal year, with six so far. “A lot of the quakes this year have unfortunately happened in populated areas, and as a result casualties and damage are in the news,” Parsons said. “The variability year to year is very large, but the rate this year is not higher than normal.”

by Timmay! on Apr 15, 2010 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

but but but 2012!!!!!!!111

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

60 bucks total...

For one red level ticket to games 3 and 4!!!
Screw that! I hate Sarah Mensah!

3rd down... chainsaw noise please.

by GoBlaze22 on Apr 15, 2010 2:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I just about lost my lunch

Did you folks see about Henry Abbott’s bet? If the Blazers lose, he has to eat balut. I had to look it up in wiki: it’s “a fertilized duck (or chicken) egg with a nearly-developed embryo inside that is boiled and eaten in the shell.”

by Corvid on Apr 15, 2010 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

those are delicious

i eat them regularly

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by Philthyanimal on Apr 15, 2010 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've seen an interview with an NBA player on youtube

and the lady interviewing tried to get him to eat it. I can’t remember who it was, but I will try to find it.

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 15, 2010 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've had it

Tastes like Spam. There is this hard white part that was almost like eating an eraser. I found out later that you don’t eat the hard part unless you are on fear factor.

I could eat it again. It’s kind of like an oyster shooter.

AMIAA

by tominhawaii on Apr 15, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s gross.

it makes me understand vegetarians a little better though….

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’ll never make it in the futures, when the power goes out…

by EvilKaramazov on Apr 15, 2010 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh i’ll make it. don’t worry about that. i will rip the balut away from you and use the fetal beak to claw your eyes out so you can’t steal it back from me. did you ever see that episode of Star Trek TNG where Picard was captive to the Cardassians and they had those fetal egg things?

i just told my brother for his birthday i’m taking him to Saylors for the 72ozer. he told me yesterday he’s pretty sure he can make it happen so i gotta see if he’s right.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

No tickets.

This sucks, good thing Portland is gonna make it to the second round.

#52

by brioe162 on Apr 15, 2010 2:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I would keep checking over the next few days, including game day.

Last year I got tickets to game1 by doing so, and it wasn’t until maybe 5 hours before tipoff that I noticed they released more tickets, which I snagged right up.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 15, 2010 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

i managed 16….and can safely say that, aside from one other one, i wouldn’t have gotten any of the ones i missed.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just got home from my very boring 400 level literature class

where we spend two hours analyzing The Red and the Black. I had to try the general onsale via my cell phone while I was on the bus ride home, and I was able to get section 322 row E seats 1 and 2 for game 4. I wanted purple and got purple, so that was good. But man, 60 bucks a pop plus the service fees hurts my bank account. Still, I got tickets to one of the games for sure, after the stuid run around fiasco with never getting my presale password for quarter season tickets. YOU BETTER MAKE IT WORTH BLAZERS!! I don’t want a repeat of game 1 last year, when I was bummed out for days after attending the game. HOWEVER: I stayed til the buzzer, unlike all the jerks who got up and left. I was extra proud of that when Brandon talked about how much it hurt/sucked seeing the fans leave.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 15, 2010 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

socialist, pay my taxes, today.

by EvilKaramazov on Apr 15, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

is this the comment about respecting them?

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by Philthyanimal on Apr 15, 2010 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's a good ploy and all, but it's not really necessary.

Unless Westbrook and Green start playing about 216 times better than they have been, Durant could average 56 ppg and the Lakers would still sweep.

No reason not to get an edge I suppose, though it might not be smart long term. Not that Phil cares. By the time the Thunder, or whatever team Durant’s on by then, is good enough to be a contender, he’ll be out of the league.

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on Apr 15, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

This my official prediction

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 15, 2010 2:51 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

how many tries did that take?

by jksnake99 on Apr 15, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

15-20.....not a huge amount

That thing really loves the Spurs though…if you look closely, it favors the Spurs (53%) over Mavs….regardless of seeding. Also we got to the WCF 2 other times while I was goofing around with it

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 15, 2010 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, the spurs love is very high…

by EvilKaramazov on Apr 15, 2010 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Spurs and Jazz rate very highly in the stat geeks systems because of point differential. I’m surprised that system has Denver over Utah.

by jksnake99 on Apr 15, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I gotta think that there is an injury component, given that we are 20% underdogs with home court against San Antonio and have a better point differential than Dallas, who is a 47% underdog.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would make sense.

by jksnake99 on Apr 15, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bulls over Cavs and Celtics to the ECF.

It could happen I suppose.

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on Apr 15, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe it is? Accuscore might have run their model without Roy.

by jksnake99 on Apr 15, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

If so then I'd be more comfortable with that percentage.

ESPN stats never seem to take injuries into account (partially because it’s often Hollinger’s stats).

by Timmay! on Apr 15, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, Hollinger’s numbers don’t take injuries into account, but AccuScore actually produces average boxscores for these games so they definitely have capability to run simulations without certain players. I don’t know how accurate those tend to be, though.

by jksnake99 on Apr 15, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s basically just saying that, out West, the teams are very close and making predictions is made even tougher by the numerous uncertain injury situations.

by jksnake99 on Apr 15, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey ...yeah...I didn't notice that

they is weird ….since that thing picked us to beat Phoenix the first three times I ran it

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 15, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

ATH questioning if it's time for the Steelers to cut ties with Big Ben.

He’s quickly becoming the second least liked active player in the NFL behind a certain Philly QB.

by Timmay! on Apr 15, 2010 3:08 PM PDT reply actions  

ha I'm having this same conversion on instant messenger with my friend.

As a Giants fan, it makes me kind of happy and I feel vindicated that we traded him for Eli. Steelers can have their second super bowl, I’ll take my one with a much more stand up, responsible QB for years to come.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 15, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah...the Giants didn't Trade Ben for Eli

The traded Phillip Rivers for Eli

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 15, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right, but it was all connected. Giants could have traded Rivers for Ben instead.

I just know that a lot of sports writers are claiming that the Giants made the right decision in not going after Big Ben, with hindsight.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 15, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

But you still have bragging rights

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 15, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

what would you prefer?

baseball
fantasy sports
music arguments
politics

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Apr 15, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

celebrity gossip, for 300 alex.

by EvilKaramazov on Apr 15, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lady Gaga ain’t no Lady

by The Arkitect on Apr 15, 2010 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

i see what you did there.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right there with ya!

Can’t believe people still even play American football.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

rub a dub dub… three men in a tub

by The Arkitect on Apr 15, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

rub a dub dub.. in the back of the bus, it’s a make out session; she’s got the salad, i got the dressin.

by EvilKaramazov on Apr 15, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

when the drive did the brake check…..

did the help or hinder?

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

That guy is a scumbag and a moron - and that's the best case scenario

Seriously, 2 confirmed, maybe 3 (there are rumors of something in Vegas) of these incidents floating around? The espn.com story on the accuser’s report is pretty bad, even if he didn’t rape that girl he’s a pro athlete trolling college dive bars, feeding a minor shots, and having his bodyguards play o-line in front of a bathroom. And that presser with the golf shirt, 3 day stubble, and slicked back mullet. Ugh, what a toxic human being

Free AK1984.

"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez

by blazeraddict on Apr 15, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah that picture is horrendous. The guy's a mess for sure, feel bad for Steelers fans

And this isn’t even bringing up him being stupid enough to ride his motorcycle without a helmet and nearly kill himself. Twit.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 15, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

NBA TV is having the top moments of the season

It began with Kobe shoving Sergio to the ground so he can get an open shot at the buzzer.

I’m shocked the NBA shows stuff like that and LBJ’s “block” as a highlight of the year.

by Timmay! on Apr 15, 2010 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

haha…

that is funny.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

doesn’t everyone get free oil money up there?

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Apr 15, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep

and there is neither a state income tax nor a state sales tax, so I have not idea what taxes they want to raise.

by tingeyga on Apr 15, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

kind of a depressing wingcast so far.

by jksnake99 on Apr 15, 2010 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah, they started with that. Then they talked about Roy and his health.

Now they are talking about Blazer defense with and without Roy. KP2 thinks the late game defense improves without him (if they use the Web/Batum together lineup) but that overall, the defense doesn’t improve because Rudy is playing a lot of those minutes at the 2.

KP2 has a preview up.

by jksnake99 on Apr 15, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

KP's preview is pretty reasonable

that said, a deeper bench always seems to be an overrated factor in these sorts of matchups, since they just run the starters into the ground.

by atomiccafe on Apr 15, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think Rudy’s a bad team defender at all.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

From the wingcast it sounded like KP2’s numbers HATED Rudy’s defense. Replacing Roy with Rudy hurts our defense more than replacing a real center with Juwan, according to him.

by atomiccafe on Apr 15, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

This doesn’t make sense to me.

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 15, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think what he said was quite that strong, but he did say that when you adjust for Howard vs. a real Center, we were worse on D in the games where we were missing Roy.

by jksnake99 on Apr 15, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, at the most important defensive position, replacing a former DPOY with Juwan Howard is a smaller drop off than replacing a mediocre defender with another mediocre defender?

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah it seemed nuts

although I may have misheard, as jk says.

by atomiccafe on Apr 15, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is one case where I’m very hesitant to trust the defensive metrics. It defies the eyeball test almost entirely.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think atomic just misheard KP2.

by jksnake99 on Apr 15, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, I don’t think Rudy is that bad. Roy’s probably a bit better, but still.

by atomiccafe on Apr 15, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

and, if we look at the regularized plus/minus, it tells us, indeed, that Rudy is a better defender than Brandon. He does create turnovers, which is helpful. i take Brandon for his versatility, but there’s no clear cut answer here.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, that was a bit confusing

What I’m saying is, as is in the preview, the Defensive Rating with Howard starting is 113.0. The Defensive Rating in games Roy missed was 113.6. Naturally the Defensive Rating in games Roy missed is going to be higher than in games he played because they virtually all came when Howard started, but even as compared to that, the Blazers are worse, so the evidence suggests the team defends worse overall without Roy.

That is no comment on Rudy vs. Roy as compared to Oden/Przybilla vs. Howard. Naturally, the latter difference is far larger.

by kpelton on Apr 15, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

My love life has a PER of 145

EP FTW!
http://16.media.tumblr.com/9N2P6wFyQqyavb17MUEdieCXo1_400.jpg

by TheTinfoil on Apr 15, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

dang this thing is depressing. I listened to the 2d half first, the Roy health stuff was pretty worrying.

by atomiccafe on Apr 15, 2010 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not going to listen to it if it’s all depressing. What’s Pelton saying?

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing we didn’t already know. Roy’s had some knee problems and might have some more knee problems… or might not.

Then he talked about how the Suns are better than us because they will use their bench and pick and roll us to death, and picked the Suns in 6.

The final insult was Ben. picking the Suns in 5.

by atomiccafe on Apr 15, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, if the Blazers win, it’s because they’re playing over their heads with nothing to lose, not because they’re logically the correct pick.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

for sure

They are really good, but we have played them well this year, and they aren’t historically phenomenal in the playoffs, so we have a chance. We’re not the favorites, but homers gotta hope!

by atomiccafe on Apr 15, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ben. is dead to me.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

[actually lives in OKC]

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 15, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

The playoffs are here so we can be homers. Let the analysis go and have fun.

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 15, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

So yeah. I’m kinda excited that we drew the Suns.

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 15, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I’ve got a feeling that we’re gonna hate the Suns by the end of this series unless we win in 4.

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 15, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve got my hate-stick ready to go. Really glad that we don’t have the first game till Sunday night. Means I can get my weekend shenanigans out of the way before I cap it off by watching us take game 1 from them at their place.

Anybody besides me think we should hold Brandon out for the first two games?

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 15, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I definitely think so.

Bring him out, if you’re going to at all, at the home game so the crowd can go berserk for him. I’m glad he can’t get hurt anymore than he is, but don’t want him to be playing if he’s going to be unproductive.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 15, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

If there is any risk, I want him sat entirely.

But I’d love to jump on them in the first game.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 15, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’d like to think that we can sit him the entire series and still get away with it. Maybe I’m delusional but PHX doesn’t really play too much defense this year and I think that Jerryd has done well against them.

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 15, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

PHX doesn’t really play too much defense this year

Haven’t they not played much defense for several years?

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 15, 2010 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heheh yeah pretty much. I dunno though. They might get it in em to decide to play some.

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 15, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Their defense this year has been better than last year, but not as good as the previous years. Their offense has been better than in any year of the D’Antoni era.

Their defense, like ours, has been playing better towards the end of the season, when they’ve been using Lopez and then Collins as the starting C.

by jksnake99 on Apr 15, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

their defense is OK

they are 19th in the league in defense, but when you consider that their offense is the most efficient in the league by a full 3 pts, that makes them an excellent team. The Blazers are only about 2 pts better on defense.

by atomiccafe on Apr 15, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

operation hip check him into the table near their bench is a GO!

by EvilKaramazov on Apr 15, 2010 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

and we musn’t forget to install the electric shock things on Amare’s chair. when he jumps off that chair the suspension will be swift and merciless.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahaha, i'd love to be in the seats right behind their bench

and put down a whoopee cushion(less dangerous than electric shockers, and won’t set off the metal detectors) the second he is sitting.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 15, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stevie can’t play the whole game. I bet they’re better on D when he’s not playing though.

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 15, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

this says you’re right. but man is he ever good at offense.

by atomiccafe on Apr 15, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. We’re gonna have to figure out some way to get Dre to foul him out.

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 15, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

This junk is drooping.

Rec-Fest to get it up or Auxiliary Junk?

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on Apr 15, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

you should just make a post about the playoffs… or the offseason moves KP NEEDS to make… you know you want to

by The Arkitect on Apr 15, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh my

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 15, 2010 4:09 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah, Ben last a bet… (2 years ago I think?)

by The Arkitect on Apr 15, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't feel like googling

When is the NFL draft and what do you think will happen?

AMIAA

by tominhawaii on Apr 15, 2010 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't know.

I just know NFL Draft = Jets fan disappointment

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on Apr 15, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jets don't have to draft well this year

they’ve built a really good team, based on an excellent defense. If Sanchez can play well again, they’re going to be a force next season.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 15, 2010 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not convinced that Sanchez is all that.

But some players make big leaps between their 1st and 2nd years in the league, so he could get there. I like the Jets defense. That’s a great secondary. They need to be able score points though. That’s their biggest problem.

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on Apr 15, 2010 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

They've got a pretty great run game as well.

That and their defense combined make Sanchez really only need to be decent for them to have a chance.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 15, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Starts April 22nd

I predict people will draft players and stuff. And the Seahawks won’t draft well, and then they’ll suck again all next year (for the sake of going to bars in Portland, I hope this isn’t true.)

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 15, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't even know who the chosen one is ANYMORE

Is it still Suh? Or is it back to Bradford? I stopped paying attention. This season has caused me to focus way too much on basketball to pay much attention to offseason football, except the big trades.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 15, 2010 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think Suh is even the top interior lineman anymore. I heard Bradford-Gerald McCoy-Suh-Eric Berry?

by atomiccafe on Apr 15, 2010 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

it is April 22

i don’t know what will happen but i know it will take 5 hours.

i won’t be watching.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

worse

it is going to take like 4 days.

Only the first round is on that day, then they have the second round that Friday, then more on Sat/Sun.

by atomiccafe on Apr 15, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

people watch more than the first round?

why? the NFL draft is so boring.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

they get 15 minutes per pick. It’s insanity and inanity.

by atomiccafe on Apr 15, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

they shortened it to 10 minutes this year

which is still far too long to keep it interesting

by tingeyga on Apr 15, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

In the NBA isn’t it 4 mins 1st round, 2 mins 2d?

And you get the added benefit of 6’10" guys in septuple breasted suits. It’s amazing/

by atomiccafe on Apr 15, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh the NBA did a wonderful job with the draft

I’m not sure they intended to, but they did. It’s can’t miss TV for me. My wife knows we need to have dinner worked out in advance, because I’m not moving until at least the last 10 picks or so of the second round.

by Timmay! on Apr 15, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

it might be 5 minutes for the 1st round

plus you get to hear how everybody that is athletic which must be a plus for professional athletes

by tingeyga on Apr 15, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

and somehow Minnesota still managed to no get their pick in on time a couple years ago

by The Arkitect on Apr 15, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

the bears don’t own any drafts, they traded most of them away…

by EvilKaramazov on Apr 15, 2010 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Found it

Link to TDS video

Start at about 1:15 to 1:20 (you can skip forward to it), or enjoy the whole thing it its entirety.

It’s done by 2:15, very short.

by Timmay! on Apr 15, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

This always brings out the little kid in me. I can’t stop giggling. (Very NSFBE)

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on Apr 15, 2010 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Watch where you’re swimming.

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 15, 2010 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Like a really big booger

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 15, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zN3XUjNkZxE

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 15, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

that one too

id do it if it didnt take a day to talk over there

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 15, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

11 hours left before I can trash them.

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 15, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was at this game.

My girlfriend and i had seats like 12 rows back. The Rudy 5 seconds was just incredible. My favorite Blazers game I’ve attended, just because the seats were so good. I’m hoping my near nosebleeds for the playoffs end up being the best game I’ve ever been to.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 15, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was a fun game to be at.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Max is such a skilled editor

I really wish he’d use a better quality source material for his videos. I can’t believe the Blazers won’t hook him up, I wonder if he’s asked.

by Timmay! on Apr 15, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t think that the Suns have an answer for Jerryd. They don’t really have interior defenders do they?

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 15, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would like to see Jerryd get a little run at 2 guard alongside Dre—he did light them up that one time. I’m afraid his recent play has got him in the doghouse though.

by atomiccafe on Apr 15, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

not really with lopez out but on the other hand every player on every team in the league knows the only thing that bayless can do i drive the length of the courth with 5 left on the shot clock

and drive to the hoop with the shoulder lowered. and that last one i havent seen been successful for him in a couple months. he not even drawing free throws anymore

by dbartha on Apr 15, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. There is that. I don’t think PHX can defend that though. I dunno. I’m prolly wrong.

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 15, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

It gives us a different look from our other backup 2/3s, (Batum, Martell, Rudy) who are basically limited to catching and shooting or catching and finishing. I’d be all for a spell of Jerryd-o-Rama if nothing else to see how it works.

by atomiccafe on Apr 15, 2010 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

It should work! Rudy should probably be able to bring the ball up the floor as well cause they don’t really pressure too much.

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 15, 2010 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

we talked about this in the JD yesterday

with the bright lights on and the pressure cranked up, Steve totally and utterly failed to provide a steady hand in the playoffs last year. He looked like he was going to crap his pants just dribbling the ball up the floor. So we’re not really that much worse off, no matter how bad Jerryd plays. Additionally, we understand that Bayless has been shaky, so we can try to compensate.

by atomiccafe on Apr 15, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

well i'm done acting 12

that was fun, time to try to grow up for a couple hours and get something done.

by appel82 on Apr 15, 2010 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't know if this has been posted yet

http://www.blazersfanshop.com/T-Shirts—Short-Sleeve/Tee-Playoff-Roster/7131/200-2001/Product
One of the playoff shirts for this year. The back has all the players listed. I got mine signed by Webster, Mills, and Batum last night. I like em a bit more than last years, but that might just be my initial excitement at it being new.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 15, 2010 4:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I like the simplistic, minimalistic design.

With the pinwheel in the background. But if it makes you feel any better, I also bought a Rudy throwback jersey. The red ones that say “blazers” down the side. And i got to see Rudy two feet away from me before he left the signing section. He’s very tall, and according to my girlfriend, even better looking up close. He walked out just as we walked up, so we didn’t get his autograph, sadly.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 15, 2010 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

OregonLive listed their top 10 moments of the season

Link

As soon as I read the title, I thought, “Oh, [blank] should be number 1, that was crazy”. And indeed it was.

It’s a good list. Not just happy moments either.

by Timmay! on Apr 15, 2010 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

i like this picture

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 15, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

niccccccccccce

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 15, 2010 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you really have a problem with low battery percentage? I mean, I knew you had control issues after I posted some gifs you didn’t like. But man, you are far more anal than I could have ever imagined.

Do you still doubt that the team from your area is inferior to the one from mine? Just look at our teams' respective histories. In the past, we have defeated you on any number of occasions. Granted, there were times when your team beat my team, but those were lucky flukes.

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Apr 16, 2010 7:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking what did get number 1 should have, or what got number 8

But I’m glad number 8 isn’t the best. I had tickets to that game and got stranded on Mt. Hood at my Aunt’s Christmas brunch because some jerk murdered his mother and they had an 8 hour manhunt, shutting down the highway. I was very very upset, and it totally ruined my Christmas.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 15, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

NBA TV has the Western Conference play preview starting in 3 minutes

It’s an hour, I’m sure the Blazers will probably be at 5:45 but you never know.

by Timmay! on Apr 15, 2010 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

They just used set of statistics to determine an NBA champion

It was the worst segment I’d ever seen with statistics. They should have just given it to the team with the best shake.

by Timmay! on Apr 15, 2010 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

NBA TV lists POR/PHX as the series to watch

Which makes sense, since most of the series will be played out on NBA TV.

by Timmay! on Apr 15, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

from twitter

pdxtrailblazers Roy to Undergo Surgery To Repair Partial Meniscus Tear http://bit.ly/bAW6gU

#52

by bustabucket on Apr 15, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Rec.

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 15, 2010 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good.

I’d rather he heal up now, and hope that maybe Andre and Camby can help pull off a miracle.

by Timmay! on Apr 15, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

ouch. probably the right decision, but still, ouch.

by jksnake99 on Apr 15, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

sad times. Good for him to get it fixed though, instead of possibly messing something else up

by over compensating or under performing because he’s so far below 100% Roy

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 15, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

bummer… but in the end, the right decision

by The Arkitect on Apr 15, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

do you think if you did a pan post comparing andre Miller to Donkey from Shrek it’d get flagged as Racist?

by The Arkitect on Apr 15, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok, if I did it in the offseason… I’m concerned it could be interpreted as racial

by The Arkitect on Apr 15, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who gives a zach?

I think BBIQ is racist. It don’t matter if some dork on the internet thinks your racist.

AMIAA

by tominhawaii on Apr 15, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 15, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

4-6 weeks is the usual timetable, right?

4 weeks would put him in a race to be ready for the beginning of the WCF.

by jksnake99 on Apr 15, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m not counting on that… if he’s gonna have the surgery now, i don’t want him coming back too soon

by The Arkitect on Apr 15, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dr. Don Roberts will perform the knee arthroscopy on Friday morning at Southwest Washington Medical Center in Vancouver, WA. A timetable for Roy’s return will be set following surgery, but he’ll be sidelined for at least the first round series vs. the Phoenix Suns.

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 15, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

history of rock n roll. obviously!

although they weren’t really rock n roll

loveisrespect

by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 15, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

you liking that class?

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

i like where your head’s at

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

why whatever do you mean?

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well.. At least we have scrap.

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 15, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cripes.

I guess it’s for the best. I will be camping out in front of the hospital to tell him it was the right decision.

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 15, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

poo

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 15, 2010 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone else planning to watch “No Crossover?”

by jksnake99 on Apr 15, 2010 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

its a documentary about Iverson, part of the ESPN series. Tonight at 6:30.

by jksnake99 on Apr 15, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, it ran a day or two ago too… I caught a bit of it, I may watch the whole thing to night, it looked interesting

by The Arkitect on Apr 15, 2010 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I watched it already

it was good

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 15, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jason Quick is on 95.5 the game talking about how this is now Miller's team

I think I now know what it is like to have cancer while having a baby.

AMIAA

by tominhawaii on Apr 15, 2010 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I know right

I can’t help but think it’s that dat kept the Blazers from winning 65 games.

AMIAA

by tominhawaii on Apr 15, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're right

I should have added a kidney stone and an itchy rash.

AMIAA

by tominhawaii on Apr 15, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

But I had a friend who had one and I’ve heard guys try to use it as a comparison to giving birth.

AMIAA

by tominhawaii on Apr 15, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously, I guarantee you it's nothing like how you're feeling right now

most painful thing EVER. I’ve had two. Both ER doctors said it’s the closest guys can come to what it feels like to pop out a baby.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 15, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve heard Gall Stones are worse… but not from personal experience

by The Arkitect on Apr 15, 2010 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry meant that as a reply to TiH comparing it to this being Andre's team

The only cool thing is you get a morphine drip. Which is kind of bonkers, you can literally feel the medicine trickle down your veins and slowly make you feel all loopy.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 15, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

lmao

Do you still doubt that the team from your area is inferior to the one from mine? Just look at our teams' respective histories. In the past, we have defeated you on any number of occasions. Granted, there were times when your team beat my team, but those were lucky flukes.

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Apr 15, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's pretty funny Tom

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

my dad and brandon roy are both having surgery tomorrow

there is only one logical explanation for this

my dad is brandon roy

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 15, 2010 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

all men are mortal. socrates is mortal. all men are socrates.

by EvilKaramazov on Apr 15, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

looks flawless to me.

by jksnake99 on Apr 15, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

my significant other is a girl. bar rafaeli is a girl. my significant other is bar rafaeli

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 15, 2010 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stop abusing the transitive property. It didn’t do anything wrong.

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 15, 2010 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

The transitive property didn’t do anything wrong. Steve Blake didn’t do anything wrong. Steve Blake is the transitive property

by The Arkitect on Apr 15, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

punching people is a crime; boxers punch people. boxers are criminals.

by EvilKaramazov on Apr 15, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Intertersting Twists are a snare. snares are traps. IT’s a trap!!

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was so awesome when D-Wade destroyed Varejao

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 15, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suns fans remind me of us last year

I looked past the Rockets stupidly and didn’t think they had a chance against us. They are doing the same to us. We may not win but at least we’re keeping the proper perspective.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Pretty different scenario IMO— that series last year was a statistical tossup, with a very slight edge to us. This year, its a significant edge to the Suns, made into a huge edge without Roy.

by jksnake99 on Apr 15, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

We shall see

Stats say one thing but thankfully stats don’t play games.

Don’t get me wrong Js, I don’t think honestly we’ll win but I think we have a better shot against them than anyone else.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

They may have statistical edges

but we have the head to head edge. I don;t think we should underestimate that.

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Apr 15, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

And we have a troll on the Roy injury thread

I love how these people throw out a few swears to make deleting their comments really easy to justify.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

hahaha his post is hilarious

People like that are just so ridiculous.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 15, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

how do I embed a video in a comment?

by Section323 on Apr 15, 2010 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

i don’t think that is possible.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

this place would be full of videos if you could, I guess. Darn.

by Section323 on Apr 15, 2010 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

just gotta link it is all. but yeah, if we could embed, SO would never have a chance…..

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m thinking you can only do it in a fanpost or shot.

by Section323 on Apr 15, 2010 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah that’s correct.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

it is funny to me that Juwan ranks as the worst Blazer by practically every metric I can find.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 15, 2010 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

They are gonna show Game 1 at the Rose Garden.

“Fan Viewing Party” as they are calling it.

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 15, 2010 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Would that I could go

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's kind of cool

but I think I’d rather buy only mildly overpriced beer at a sports bar than very overpriced beer at the RG

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 15, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not much for the trash talk. That thread never had any luster for me.

“Yay! We’ve beaten each other! And your team made a mistake and/or sucked!”

by Timmay! on Apr 15, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, basically.

I think it’s been pretty friendly banter, but I haven’t read hardly any of it. Until someone told me Oden didn’t rehab properly. SMH

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 15, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone should just post one of my favorite pieces from the Onion in there

I would but it appears that my membership to the Suns site won’t be active for a couple of more hours.

You Will Suffer Humiliation When The Sports Team From My Area Defeats The Sports Team From Your Area

http://www.theonion.com/articles/you-will-suffer-humiliation-when-the-sports-team-f,10804/

Kobe Tai > Kobe Bryant

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Apr 15, 2010 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

the part about the team colors is true, though.

by Section323 on Apr 15, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's pretty good natured

half of it is BEdgers talking to each other.

A bonus junk drawer

by Section323 on Apr 15, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

503 comments and they went to an “overflow” thread… that’s adorable

by The Arkitect on Apr 15, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish Sophia would go over there

and see the “it must be that time of the month” comment someone said to me.

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 15, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think BF1 should make an appearance… they haven’t seen hate till she gets going

by The Arkitect on Apr 15, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

No way.

This is what it would be like….

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 15, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

id pay to see that

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 15, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone should make a new junk

Since all the silly playoff fanposts scrolled this one off the list.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

but I like my junk

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"

Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."

by Magnum on Apr 15, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

ew

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 15, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought the coolest heels ever were the Four Horsemen

MARCUS CAMBY!!! MARCUS CAMBY!!! MARCUS CAMBY!!!

by GustyJ on Apr 15, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

im really confused

if ben roethlisberger isnt going to have charges pressed because there isnt enough info, how are the NFL/Steelers going to suspend him? If he wasnt arrested or charged, then why does he have to suffer consequences?

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 15, 2010 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Because it's the NFL and they can do what they want

Do you still doubt that the team from your area is inferior to the one from mine? Just look at our teams' respective histories. In the past, we have defeated you on any number of occasions. Granted, there were times when your team beat my team, but those were lucky flukes.

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Apr 15, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

They got a point

They got some rule about bringing shame on the NFL and having a guy accused of rape twice is not something the NFL wants to be associated with. Just because the DA doesn’t have enough evidence to convict, doesn’t mean nothing happened.

AMIAA

by tominhawaii on Apr 15, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Juwan Howard – At age 37, Juwan had his best season in a while. He played 73 games (27 starts), and had averages of 22.3 minutes, 6.0 points, 4.6 rebounds, 0.8 assists, and 0.4 steals. His season highs were 41 minutes, 16 points, 12 rebounds, 5 assists, 2 steals, and 1 block. When Juwan signed with Portland, no one expected such huge contributions. But they couldn’t have done it without you this year Juwan. Keep it up! We love you!

loveisrespect

by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 15, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

rec

Juwan was awesome throughout this season, and his presence on the floor and in the locker room definitely had a positive effect. He’s become a pretty serious butter fingers lately, and I’ll admit that even though I’m probably one of his biggest fans, even I tense up a bit when he takes the floor now. I hope he retires a Blazer.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 15, 2010 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed

also: cake please

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"

Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."

by Magnum on Apr 15, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

im just waiting for survivor

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 15, 2010 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

And its dropped off the list

Hard to find.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

we keep trying, but you’re still here… we need more fanposts people

by The Arkitect on Apr 15, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dang straight

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

expand your fanposts displayed option to 20 or more

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"

Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."

by Magnum on Apr 15, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh Yeah
Andre Miller is the bomb. He’s going to dominate the Suns like he’s Frank from Blue Velvet.

AMIAA
by tominhawaii on Apr 15, 2010 5:00 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs

This comment turned green after 3 recs at BSOOS

EP FTW!
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by TheTinfoil on Apr 15, 2010 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I just started watching that on netflix instant

via my xbox. just cause it was available and I’ve always kind of wanted to see it. (that’s probably my favorite thing of the instant netflix, I watch things I might not otherwise go to the effort). I’m 2/3rds of the way through the first season. I like it a decent bit, it’s pretty fun.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 15, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

One of my favorite shows

it gets better as it goes

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 15, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

stupid 1 day waiting period

I was gonna comment in the Phoenix/Blazer hate thread how Cotton Fitzsimmons couldn’t hold Mike Schuler’s jock.

EP FTW!
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by TheTinfoil on Apr 15, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Disney tells us why we need to pay our taxes

During WW II (warning quite racist and non-PC but very funny). A 1943 Donald Duck cartoon:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr9qpeOjmuQ&feature=player_embedded
Tagline-“Taxes to Sink the Axis”

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Zach Efron is going to be in a drug movie

where he’s a taxi driver wanting to get into the heroin game

by CroRupt on Apr 15, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

sadly, no

EP FTW!
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by TheTinfoil on Apr 15, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

We laughed at them from the 58 bus headed home

They were fat and white and carrying signs we couldn’t read.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep. one of their signs said "no no no"

sounds about right

EP FTW!
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by TheTinfoil on Apr 15, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard them yelling "DEATH TO SOCIALISM"

And all I could think was “You are standing on a socialist highway bridge and you probably parked your cars at the nearby socialist zoo.”

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

indeed.

i particularly enjoyed Yahoo’s article today about how taxes are actually lower this year due to our socialist President.

EP FTW!
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by TheTinfoil on Apr 15, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

did they forget that they lived in portland?

"There was a time when this blog was for intelligent BASKETBALL fans. It has unfortunately become O-Live 2…" ~Ilikeemall

"Did they really expect me to bow down to Jesus?!?" ~Sophia
"At first glance, I saw a fairly unremarkable penis." ~Sophia on Greg Oden

by Philthyanimal on Apr 15, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw a woman just sitting in her car with a sandwich board next to her car that said

“recall sam adams.” She was on 45thish and Woodstock. Let’s just say that for the 5-10 minutes I was in that area, she wasn’t getting very kind reactions.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 15, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'd call that horse beaten to death

EP FTW!
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by TheTinfoil on Apr 15, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

There was some recall Sam Adams dude outside the RG Friday

He was escorted off RG property since apparently you can’t collect signatures there or something.

He was screaming about it being a “gay-lesbian-Obama plot.”

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

that makes so much sense!

Did he mention the Mexican agenda?

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 15, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I ignore those folks FWIW

Since I don’t actually live in the city of Portland I couldn’t sign it if I wanted to (I live literally 50 feet into unincorporated Washington County).

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

My GF is not a citizen so she can't sign any of those petitions either. She usually just says no thank you, and when they ask why she doesn't want to sign

she tells them she isn’t registered to vote.

She’s literally had people go off on her, telling her how terrible it is that she isn’t taking advantage of her right to vote, and how she should be ashamed and shouldn’t complain when the govt. does things she doesn’t want them to do. Most of the time they get all that stuff out before she can say “I’M NOT A CITIZEN, I’M NOT ALLOWED TO VOTE!” It’s one of the reasons she hates working downtown.

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 15, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just walk past them

And don’t even acknowledge they exist.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I walk past them too.

Except the ones who try to get me to give them money for children. Then I say “I HATE CHILDREN!!” and if I see the same person, they NEVER talk to me again.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 15, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice..

I also tell the religious ones I’m a Unitarian (which is true) or if they’re real right wing, I’ll say I believe in Satan and watch their shocked reactions.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

She does most of the time too, but some of them, you know the true believers, are really persistent

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 15, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know

And people wonder why I got out of politics.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaha

That reminds me of the park blocks dude. There’s a guy that will just read scripture insanely loudly in the parkblocks, I know he at least does it every Wednesday. I have a huge break in between classes at PSU Wednesdays and I can hear him in the fourth floor study room with all the windows shut quite clearly. I’ll give him credit for being able to orate, and his dedication, but I don’t think he’s doing anything but annoying people, especially in downtown Portland.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 15, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know

I see him. He feeds off of people hating on him.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

you should read the Koran next to him

EP FTW!
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by TheTinfoil on Apr 15, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

A dude was reading loudly from his textbook last week

It was pretty hilarious. I think it was a history or philosophy textbook, and just completely irreverent .

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 15, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I work PT for the Public Safety Office at PSU

As an emergency planner and we constantly have to tell folks not to agitate him.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know its mentioned up above

But the latest South Park episode is awesome.

I’ll just reveal one part of it, Gingers.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

It was on last night

But let’s just say it basically rehashes all their most offensive storylines from their first 199 episodes.

I’m sure its on the Comedy Central site.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

southparkstudios.com

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 15, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

i agree

cant wait for part 2

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 15, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I literally was rolling on the floor with laughter

When they showed the gingers.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

i was too

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 15, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

the iverson doc. was great

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 15, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

It is

I like the fact that it is done by a local of that town.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was an incredibly engaging story, and it was very well done

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 15, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

South Park

and it isn’t even close.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not an either/or.

Early years Family Guy is throwaway fun, and there are rare good episodes in later years.

Early years South Park was borderline groundbreaking, while later years are very hit and miss.

by Timmay! on Apr 15, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

the crappy episodes of South Park are better than the best episodes of family guy

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's purely a taste thing.

Family guy had some very fun episodes, and South Park has had some utterly terrible episodes.

by Timmay! on Apr 15, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

South Park

Family Guy is funny to a point but South Park is pure brilliance.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

now that’s an argument.

i still take South Park, but it’s close.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't like futurama

it’s way too obvious for me

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 15, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think my big thing with those other two shows is I REALLY hate potty humor

and though I know it’s not what either of them are, in the end, there is just a bit too much of it in both, and it turns me away so quickly. Futurama has some for sure, but I just think the writing is so clever in that show, that it’s my favorite (comedic) cartoon.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 15, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's worse than not even making fantasy basketball playoffs?

Losing in the finals to a girl.

EP FTW!
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by TheTinfoil on Apr 15, 2010 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

And a FBB rookie!

I wasn’t even sure if I was setting my lineups right.

I can’t wait to defend my title next year, but I’ll be sure not to talk trash until the end so I don’t jinx my team…

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 15, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Congrats!

I always knew your team was built to squeak into the playoffs and win it all.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 16, 2010 6:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

who lost?

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"At first glance, I saw a fairly unremarkable penis." ~Sophia on Greg Oden

by Philthyanimal on Apr 15, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

is that volleyball?

EP FTW!
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by TheTinfoil on Apr 15, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

uh….no.

but maybe i’ll take it as an opportunity to try and learn soccer better and see if i like it yet.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw yeah

I’ll be getting up early for a month to watch the matches.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

The US matches this year are 12 PM, 7 AM and 7 AM

Not bad.

2002 was the worst, games in the middle of the night.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's war at my house

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 15, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Game 1

All I want from the US is a good loss. A draw or anything more would be amazing and would send the UK into depression for weeks.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 15, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm really excited, as this will be the first World Cup I'm legal drinking age for

And, being English, I’m expecting to be intoxicated at 11am when some of the games end. And of course like hundreds of thousands, I’m hoping England can finally get a second WC. Cause, man, Soccer capital of the world, we need it BAD. I have nightmares where players are kicking penalty kicks in elimination rounds.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 15, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaha

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

No Rooney

No trophy.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rooney's gonna be back.

hoping hoping hoping

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 15, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've said this before but I was in France in 1998 when they won

Coolest sports experience of my life.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

i might retire from sports fandom when the Blazers win a title. i can’t think of anything that could top that……

oh wait…..yes i can…..

THE REPEAT!!!!

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think people would start lining up for that parade

Approximately 5 minutes after the end of the last game.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’d try to get down there somehow. that would be madness though

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's be clear

We would both be at the RG, either at a watch party or at the game.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, i’ll be there for the game, no doubt.

i was talking about the parade.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

This town would go insane

And a much better insane than the LA riots last year. I can’t believe they did that.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 15, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can

LA just wanted an excuse to riot and steal crap.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I must say, one nice thing about France in 1998

No burning things.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was probably all champagne, cigarettes and people wrestling in foie gras?

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 15, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lots of people honking horns

And being really drunk and high-fiving everyone.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Ducks winning the Pac-10 was as close as I've gotten

To France in 1998, the Blazers would be better.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

But after what this team had been through

I was cool with that.

It was like all the positive karma that the Ducks had built up was balancing out that game (and afterward with the incidents) though.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah. This season was much easier to take than Dennis Dixon's last season

I was at the mission theater in the game when he messed up his leg. The entire place was silent. It honestly felt like a funeral.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 15, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I should also add I was in Puerto Vallarta watching the Rose Bowl

So I could go in the pool after the game to deal with the pain.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

what was just last week? barca and madrid?

clearly i don’t do futbol. <—- that’s sucha fun word to say with an accent!

loveisrespect

by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 15, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

omg

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 15, 2010 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

that is awesome.

Tin is behind so don’t spoil

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

i wont

there is a reason i left it at omg

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 15, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks broseph

EP FTW!
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by TheTinfoil on Apr 15, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

no problem.

i try to look out for my buddies so they don’t get ambushed.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec

EP FTW!
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by TheTinfoil on Apr 15, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

hehe

+1

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

shhh!!! i'm behind

EP FTW!
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by TheTinfoil on Apr 15, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha. he'd still win.

EP FTW!
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by TheTinfoil on Apr 15, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Free AK1984.

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by blazeraddict on Apr 15, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just heard BRoy is having surgery and won't be playing in the playoffs

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 15, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

you think I should?

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 15, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope

See front page.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

thinly veiled sarcasm.

there are about 1 to the 1000th power fanpost about the playoffs already, thus hiding todays JT

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 15, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

In the first round

After the Suns descend into vacation, who knows?

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

only the first round for sure.

if Blazers advance he could play.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

unless he can make the 2 week turnaround again.

but yeah, probably WCF.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

but did 2 1/2 before

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

he did 2 1/2 in the past, i mean. and if there is less meniscus, that means less to heal right?

;-)

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m trying to stay positive

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

about as likely as it was the first time?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 15, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

no idea

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 15, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then I would assume the chances go down

of returning quickly again go down. But I’m no doctor, cloudy is!

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 15, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe it would be better to wait a little longer to come back and make absolutely sure it's healed

haven’t we been down this road before? Guys trying to come back too soon?

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 15, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cross that bridge when we come to it

Win a series.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah. this is best.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was noble of him to say that almost nothing was going to stop him from trying to play in the playoffs

but also short-sighted and reckless. I’m more okay with this than him hurting himself worse. Btw what was up with the “Doctor’s” saying he couldn’t make the injury worse? What was so strong about his knee after the injury that would make it impervious to further injury?

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 15, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

If its torn, its torn

That’s the deal with knee injuries. Unless it becomes unlocked, it doesn’t get worse.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

well there're partial tears, full tears, abrasions, surface contusions

I would reckon there are a lot of different types of meniscus tears

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 15, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry guys, I was pulling your leg. I heard it when they announced it earlier today.

I’ve made my peace with it, I really don’t think he should try to come back even if we make it past the first round.

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 15, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Nate is right

We can now focus on whom we have.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Roy is our slowest style player.

it might be a blessing, at least for this series.

EP FTW!
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by TheTinfoil on Apr 15, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

not really. phoenix has nobody who could guard him, if he was healthy

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 15, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

You simply don’t replace a superstar, period.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate you

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 15, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

(I'm kidding) those are totally worthless sites though

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 15, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

not as much as i’m hoping OKC beats LA. but i won’t be upset if LA annihilates them though

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

really?

im not ready for the thunder hype if they happen to beat la

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 15, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

whatever gets rid of the strongest team i’m ok with. OKC is gonna be a hype machine no matter what cause that’s what Papa Stern wants. Gotta get used to it now.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want a really hard fought series that really shakes up LA

but I don’t want to see OKC get past the reigning champs their first time in the playoffs. The OKC/KD hype machine has enough fuel

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 15, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes and no

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 15, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kind of

I want a few hard fouls delivered to KD. I want the little whiner to complain some more.

Let KD who is without sin draw approximately 10k fouls.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I honestly don't even know how to feel about that series. on one hand I HATE the lakers

and want them to suck, but I think I had the Thunder even more. I officially have bi polar disorder on this topic.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 15, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't hate them

I hate that they’ve been given so much of an edge by the NBA without accomplishing anything.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

And in a smaller market than us

Where they are not #1 (Oklahoma football is)

So its not that.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I officially hate the Thunder more.

One of the main reason I hate the Lakers is because I hate their fans. If I just ignore them, they aren’t as annoying to me as the Thunder. Or even the Nuggets and Jazz for that matter.

I still hate the Lakers a ton, and especially Kobe. But I hate the Thunder more at this point.

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 15, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Funny thing is I didn't hate the Sonics as much

But I feel for their cheated fans.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is where i stand too.

there just isn’t enough history for OKC and the Blazers to dislike them as much as LA.

i mostly just hate that they got moved like they did. if they were in Seattle, i would probably kinda like them.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Sonics fell into the generic "Portland-Seattle" rivlary

Battle but it was nowhere near Blazers-Lakers.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah exactly. it would have been a really fun rivalry, but not a bad blood rivalry like Blazer fans have with the L*kers. (that feeling is not returned by the other fan base, i realize)

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep

lakers and boston is a rivalry
spurs and suns is a rivalry

lakers and portland… not so much

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 15, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

spurs/suns? hahahaha

that’s funny. i think our generation gap is showing

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

but not every team had their heart ripped out by them multiple times deep in the playoffs.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

we have multiple times?

only twice in the last 20 years…

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 15, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

twice is multiple.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

im not sure i agree with that

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 15, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

based on what?

the last time the Sonics were really really good you were 4 or 5 years old.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

because the lakers are leaps and bounds ahead of us

we think there is a rivalry, they dont.

with the sonics it was mutual. we would fill up part of their arena and they would fill up part of ours.

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 15, 2010 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

the L*kers fill up part of our arena too.

by your standards, NY-BOS isn’t a rivalry in baseball because NY was always so much better.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m not talking about baseball, lady.

i’m talking about rivalries. your “anti-baseball” stuff is really really tired.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I can say how much I hate baseball

as long as it continues to be brought up here.

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 15, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m not bringing up baseball. you did.

like i said, we were talking about rivalries. and whether you think so or not, NY-BOS baseball rivalry is probably the most famous sports rivalry in history. LA-BOS in NBA is probably second.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

look

both ny and boston recognize that there is a rivalry and both believe in it
both lakers and boston recognize that thiere is a rivalry and both believe in it
only the blazers recognize there is a rivalry with the lakers

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 15, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

LAD-SFO > NYY-BOS

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 15, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

that rivalry goes back to the 50s….when both were in NY.

NY-BOS goes back to the dawn of modern baseball…..

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

nyy-bos is the thunder of sports rivalries

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 15, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m not sure i know what you mean by that.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

overrated and hyped up by the media.

(i’m only half serious)

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 15, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

i agree with the over hype. bu i think that’s recent development. it was a way more interesting rivalry pre-2004. but it is still the greatest sports rivalry, historically speaking. so much history there.

which is why LA-POR is a rivalry…..there is a lot of history there. LA people don’t care about it cause they were always on the winning side. When that changes, perhaps they’ll be as fired up about it as we are.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

i wouldn’t know. i’m not down there.

but there are a TON more LA transplants in Portland than vice versa. and that matters.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok, DS….i think i’m gonna stop now. if that’s the criteria you stick with there’s nothing i can say to change your mind.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

im not sure what your criteria is

because they beat us twice in the last 20 years in the playoffs?

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 15, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

my criteria for a rivalry are a lot of matchups. a lot of history. and big moments (such as WCF meetings. if it happens more than once, that is enough). aside from LA-BOS in the NBA, geography matters as well.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes there are.

almost every sports team has at least one.

there are exceptions of course. but there are tons of rivalries. most of them are regional and small, with out national attention, such as LA-POR.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

…most of them are regional and small, with out national attention…

you just described the portland/seattle rivalry. But somehow the one that doesnt have any national attention is bigger?

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 15, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

look….you said you thought the POR-SEA rivalry (which i admit was a rivalry) was bigger than POR-LA. i asked you, based on what. and you said it’s because fans go to the opposing arena. that’s all. i never denied it was a rivalry, just that it was a bigger rivalry than POR-LA, which has a ton more history.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

i dont understand how there is a ton more history between them?

portland and LA have met in the WCF 3 times…

the I-5 rivalry was much more nationally prominent than the rivalry that we dream of having with the lakers

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 15, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish the Grizzlies were still in Vancouver.

That would be a great road trip to take.

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 15, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

i don’t remember that being national at all. there were no really big playoff series between Portland and Seattle that i can remember. they were never really good at the same time.

POR-LA is like the exact opposite of that. now….if OKC was still in SEA…..that could have really developed in to something special. but now? not so much.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s probably true

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

something has changed with me and kobe

i kinda like him

def like him more than durant

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 15, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I more mock Kobe at this point

Because he’s such a chucker.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't confuse me with facts

I want my biased illusions intact.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

How can you dislike Durant?

Yeah he gets calls, but so does every other marquee player in the league. Durant seems like a pretty genuinely nice guy, his teammates love the guy which you can’t say of Kobe

Free AK1984.

"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez

by blazeraddict on Apr 15, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why not?

Free AK1984.

"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez

by blazeraddict on Apr 15, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Excuse me, I mean why do you dislike him (grammar fail)

Free AK1984.

"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez

by blazeraddict on Apr 15, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

DS pretty much summed it up.

Those reasons, and he has just become one of those players that just annoys me.

Kind of like how that blazeraddict guy really annoys me on Bedge ;)

 (I’m TOTALLY kidding btw!!!!)

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 15, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ad hom

:(

Free AK1984.

"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez

by blazeraddict on Apr 15, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I WAS JOKING!!!!!

I thought of another reason for why I hate the Thunder and Durant though. They are talked about too much here!!!

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 15, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know, I kid

Free AK1984.

"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez

by blazeraddict on Apr 15, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeez, somebody step on your shoes this morning, so angry

Free AK1984.

"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez

by blazeraddict on Apr 15, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

No way, man.

No way. I am happy as a clam!

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 15, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

i mostly don’t like that little shimmy he does when he shoots his FT’s.

but i’m mostly annoyed with the calls. the calls Roy doesn’t get.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

This, and the preferential treatment, spawn my dislike for the guy.

he may be a super rad kid, but I just hate seeing the way games are officiated around him.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 15, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not his fault. Regardless of what Greg turns into as a player, based on the

available information, Oden was the right pick.

Free AK1984.

"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez

by blazeraddict on Apr 15, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes that is true

but ignorant people go ‘LOLden’ durant is the king, durant for mvp, durant is the best, durant is better than lebron(which also gets to me because durant is no where close to the skill level lebron is at)

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 15, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

The last part I agree with

LeBron is about 7 levels above anybody else in the league. Chris Paul is the only other player who is even close to that much better than his positional peers, and even he is nowhere near as dominant as LeBron. Durant is however, one of the three most effective offensive players in the league, imo (LeBron and Melo being the other two, I like big wing players with versatile offensive games)

Free AK1984.

"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez

by blazeraddict on Apr 15, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you hate Jordan because we picked Bowie?

Not Durant’s fault he’s performed up to his draft slot and GO hasn’t. Oden will get his, but it doesn’t impact my view of Durant

Free AK1984.

"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez

by blazeraddict on Apr 15, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least in part...yes
Do you hate Jordan because we picked Bowie?

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 16, 2010 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

It might be because I was just a kid

But I don’t really hate Jordan. Bowie doesn’t really affect me, though. Long time ago.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 16, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

But I also don't hate KD.

I just hate his franchise. Obviously I am not a huge Durant fan, but I think he’s really good at what he does and to deny that is silliness.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 16, 2010 12:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just heard too much about Bowie over Jordan thing over the years

plus he is sorta a DB personally. Durant is getting there but since there is still a chance he will end up being MacGrady…no hate yet

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 16, 2010 12:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can imagine how annoying it would be.

As far as Oden and KD, well, we know Oden is better than Bowie and with different problems, and we know KD certainly isn’t Jordan.

If Oden never is healthy, then we’ll hear about it for a long time, and ain’t nuthin’ we can do about it. It is a very very easy story and connection to make to compare it to Jordan/Bowie, so we just gotta hope Odie is healthy.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 16, 2010 12:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.....and if not, nothing will make it go away

even if we trade Oden for the 21st century equivalent of Buck Williams (ala Bowie)

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 16, 2010 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

I want KD to make it happen

Clay Bennett is kind of a jerk, but Schultz and Stern are the real bad guys in the sordid Seattle episode. Nothing would make me happier than to see Durant knock Kobe down a peg.

Free AK1984.

"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez

by blazeraddict on Apr 15, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

stern basically annointed KD as the new golden child

so him losing=awesome

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 15, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't blame Durant for the NBA's marketing decision

If he didn’t have game, none of the accolades would be flowing. That would be like you hating LeBron or Wade because they get media play

Free AK1984.

"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez

by blazeraddict on Apr 15, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

some people do hate LeBron for those reasons.

it’s the same way i hated MJ when he played. it was purely because he was so good, he won all the time, and the league loved him. it’s a stupid reason not to like someone.

and yet…..i continue to use that criteria. except for LeBron, for some reason.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think i’m becoming annoyed with thunder hate now.

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 15, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m starting to arrive there as well

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not me.

David Stern helped an owner buy a team and spurn a city to move them from a loyal and interested fanbase with an incompetent government. This wasn’t a Vancouver situation.

I don’t care who’s on the team. OKC’s my least favorite team due to the circumstances surrounding their existence.

by Timmay! on Apr 15, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

iawtc. still, hoping that the lakers crush them? blasphemy imo.

plus i like that durant kid.

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 15, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Until last year, the Lakers were in my basement in terms of team likeability. The KG Celtics almost joined them there.

OKC is now in the sub sub basement. I find their existence unacceptable. The situation surrounding their existence made me question if I could support the NBA.

And while the lopsided trades and “coincidental” advantages the Lakers get, along with their often obnoxious fanbase, annoy me to no end, I consider them a legit franchise. That’s more than I can say about OKC.

by Timmay! on Apr 15, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

The OKC Thunder are an abomination

I hate them because that could be us. I hated them when they moved, when they sucked, and now. They are worse than the Lakers. What happened to Seattle could happen to any other small to mid market team under the right circumstances.

It easily coulda’ been us. They deserve out hate and scorn. They should not exist.

I don’t give a crap about the Seattle Sonics, except that there should be a Seattle Sonics. I wouldn’t hate this team if they remained the Sonics.

But the OKC Thunder are, without a doubt, an abomination.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

i agree with what you say. the situation was reprehensible. but that is hardly the fault of the players/coaches.

i dislike the organization, but all the hate is focused on the players. that’s what’s getting annoying.

i don’t like the Thunder either….but do we really need to bag on the players all the time?

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not helping that...

a. One player on OKC is getting an amazing number of Kobe-level advantages on the court, when he’d already be great without them.

and b. We hear about that player non-stop on BE and in the JD.

by Timmay! on Apr 15, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

B is the reason i’m getting annoyed with the hate, cause the two always go together.

A i agree with. but, again, not the player’s fault.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

i agree with you

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 15, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 15, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah good call.

I hadn’t looked that hard, just noticed a load of Sonics fans in a group, and their posters made me assume it was Key Arena. The red chairs shoulda been my first clue.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 15, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

That looks like the RG

Note the Wells Fargo banner rolls, no way that’s in Key Arena

Free AK1984.

"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez

by blazeraddict on Apr 15, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol, I was adding detail to my astute analysis while you beat me to the

punch with a knee jerk reaction. The only thing I’ll be “stealing” of yours would be some shoes for my girl – what size are you again?

(runs and hides because hell hath no fury like a Roybot pissed)

Free AK1984.

"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez

by blazeraddict on Apr 15, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Outed! Roybot = Brittney Griner

Free AK1984.

"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez

by blazeraddict on Apr 15, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

My l*ker hate will always trump my thunder hate

But I won’t ever wish that team and its franchise-stealing owner well.

MARCUS CAMBY!!! MARCUS CAMBY!!! MARCUS CAMBY!!!

by GustyJ on Apr 15, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

same here

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

neither will i.

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 15, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Lakers winning means nothing

The Thunder winning means a LOT to that awful franchise that shouldn’t exist.

So, I want the Lakers to win and I won’t lose a wink of sleep over it. They can lose in the 2nd round.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Welcome to the club

It’s like Mean Girls in here – "OMG, I hate Kevin. He’s like, so good and stuff. Agh!!!!

Free AK1984.

"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez

by blazeraddict on Apr 15, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

My first reaction was to pull for the Lakers

but I had a change of heart. As much as I want OKC to fail miserably, I realized I would relish the historical blemish that would result from a top seeded Laker team losing to an 8 seed.

If OKC trounces LA (or even narrowly beats them), that will be remembered as an LA failure, and people WILL remember. As long as OKC doesn’t have deep playoff success beyond that, the KD mega hype that results will be short-lived, like how plucky GSW knocked off the Mavs. But I will always be able to reminisce about an LA collapse. And some of that Thunder love will be diminished if they stink it up in the 2nd round (even tho I hate Jazz and Nuggs too… what a sucky bracket).

OKC losing to LA, on the other hand, will only slow the Durant hype machine a little. I think it will take years of playoff failure or some unlikely statistical falloff for the NBA to stop promoting him so hard. I’d just as have LA take one on the chin and let the KD love fest continue a little longer… I’m kind of getting numb to it anyway.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -- Bertrand Russell

by shralpster on Apr 15, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kobe has been hurting, and they won their title

Maybe if they didn’t win last year, but I think if they lost it’d be explained away easily enough and not be a lasting stain on his legend. Especially since they wouldn’t be the first 1 seed to lose to an 8.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

But it would be handy to have that nugget of goodness to throw out if somebody else is creaming himself over Laker dominance. “Oh yeah? Well they lost to an 8 seed.” Sure, they can rationalize it, but they would sound like db’s doing it. With all the hardware the Lakers have won, I’d love this stain to be on the record as well.

Meanwhile the super hype around KD will be shortlived if they only manage first round success. I can tolerate that for a while considering the tradeoff.

Ultimately I want the Blazers to win championships (duh). If they do with GO’s contribution, then all the GO haters will have egg on their face for writing him off. Until then, let them ride the KD hype machine.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -- Bertrand Russell

by shralpster on Apr 15, 2010 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Laker failure

But I know most anything that happens now would just be responded with “4 titles, shut up, he was hurt”.

I would much rather see a franchise that should not exist in its current form lose to a team that should win, over the glory of dethroning the king.

Lakers can lose in the 2nd round! Any loss they get will always be explained away, though. They won’t be set up for long lasting ultimate failure since they just won a title, Kobe has won 4 and the all important non-Shaq title… they’re untouchable.

I don’t want OKC to have a good playoff memory. They are an evil franchise. No offense to the fans, it ain’t their fault. But the franchise is all that is wrong with sports.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

But of course

Everyone’s opinion is different.

I think OKC, the way they got to OKC, is worse than Kobe and the Lakers. So I want nothing good for the franchise.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least the Lakers have accomplishments

I hate them but they have titles, OKC has zip.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, LA can lose in the 2nd round, it’s not often that the 1 seed gets knocked off by an 8. There’s a special place in history for that infamy.

I agree that I’d just as soon OKC not have any success, but I guess I would concede this first round triumph for the tradeoff of an LA embarrassment. I wasn’t too happy with how Sheed left Portland, but I was pulling for him hard in the Detroit/LA final.

When it’s said and done, what will really matter to OKC is deep playoffs/championship, keeping KD, and keeping their franchise for the long haul.

If the fondest memory OKC ever produces is knocking off the Lakers, then so be it. At least for today we’ll be on the same side.

While OKC may someday become a league footnote, I never see my hate for LA dying. I can see myself down the road reminiscing about their 1st round collapse (like I still do about their loss to Detroit), while occasionally remembering that at one time I disliked that franchise in OKC. I want LA to lose for posterity.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -- Bertrand Russell

by shralpster on Apr 15, 2010 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think my biggest fear, and what I wouldn't forgive

Is if what happened to Seattle, happens to us… if, say, something happens to Paul Allen. Even with how popular the team is, we could be moved. It’s such an unforgivable offense to a fanbase, and it will likely be a long time before I think OKC is okay.

Lakers are easy evil. OKC is deep rooted, conspiratorial, everything that is wrong with sports type evil.

To me, at least!

I just hate hate hate hate hate how that team was moved. That is so much worse than Rick Fox or Phil Jackson or bandwagon Laker fans or anything about that team. Moving a team that had such long historic ties to a city, with a still strong fanbase, it’s just so much worse than the Lakers to me. But, just to me!

I guess I’m not really trying to convince you, but I’d be much more annoyed that OKC advances— basically rewarded for what they did to Seattle— over even the Lakers winning the title. They are a franchise that just shouldn’t exist in their current form. They are an example of the worst possible thing that can happen to a loyal fanbase.

Lakers are just stupid. I know I’ve said basically the same thing over and over, but I feel very strongly that the Sonics becoming the Thunder is an example of one of the worst things that can realistically happen to a city and team like ours.

So, while it goes against a long standing hatred of all things Laker, I think it took something I actually HATE to realize I only cartoonishly hate the Lakers, not actual HATE hate. That is reserved for real wrongs, which is what OKC is.

I just don’t want the people who own the Thunder (and all who helped make the move happen) rewarded for what they did. It would go a long way to validating them as a real franchise, having playoff success.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 16, 2010 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

The scary thing is I could see this happening
Is if what happened to Seattle, happens to us… if, say, something happens to Paul Allen.

Vulcan/PA’s sister view the team as Paul’s spendy little toy. The coming years could get messy…

Free AK1984.

"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez

by blazeraddict on Apr 16, 2010 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

It is my biggest fear as a fan

Even though I don’t live in Portland, the Blazers should stay in Portland.

But with how expensive having a good team is, the market size, it takes a special owner.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 16, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree with your thoughts regarding the Thunder

But the team I want us to beat the most is The Lakers. The team I would love to see dissolved is the Thunder

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 16, 2010 12:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it would be more special to beat the Lakers in the WCF

Than to beat the Thunder in the WCF. Because of our history and how many times they’ve thwarted us.

That’s different though!

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 16, 2010 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have a lot of room in my heart

for many different and nuanced kinds of hate….so no problem there

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 16, 2010 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

EGGzactlee

Many shades of gray in our hate!

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 16, 2010 12:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Of course!!

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 16, 2010 12:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Robocop is on Fringe tonight.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

robocop = a jesus story, so i’ve heard

by EvilKaramazov on Apr 15, 2010 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

they’re doing time travel.

i’m only half paying attention.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Verhoeven is a noted Bible scholar (for reals)

It was supposed to have Messiah and ressurrection undertones, that are pretty easy to see.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Fringe.

I lost track of time though and missed the first 10 minutes before I realized it was on. I’ll have to watch it tomorrow. Very well written show in my opinion.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 15, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

i like it too. it’s almost too up and down for me though. lots of filler episodes.

i’m kind of sticking with it for now….but i don’t know if i’ll continue after this season.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

it might not have a next season, so you might not have trouble with that decision

I know it almost got cancelled last year, and I don’t think ratings are up.
I agree, too much filler. and the one weird episode where they played an episode from last season where a dead character(don’t want to ruin anything for anyone) was mysteriously back and they never explained it. I had to internet sleuth to find out it was episode 16 or something from last year that they never got to air but really wanted to.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 15, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah that was really annoying.

i think the writers are good, but they just never seemed to have a clear direction of where to go. they bring up a lot of interesting story arcs but then don’t follow through. this show could have been really good i think, instead of just pretty good.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed. Ever since Firefly, my main "escapegoat" has been to say "blame fox"

So, without further ado, it’s all Fox’s fault.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 15, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

hahaha

not a bad theory

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

Firefly>other Fox crap like Batum>Everybody

MARCUS CAMBY!!! MARCUS CAMBY!!! MARCUS CAMBY!!!

by GustyJ on Apr 15, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, Fringe? What?

I assumed Robocop, the movie, was on a channel called Fringe.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Peter Weller is guest starring on Fringe

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

when i hold ‘z’ i watch a movie starring you

by EvilKaramazov on Apr 15, 2010 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

is there nudity?

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

now i wish i could mark everything unread so i could z through…..

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's time to stop the hate

And use our secret ingredient to turn the JD into a happy place.

MARCUS CAMBY!!! MARCUS CAMBY!!! MARCUS CAMBY!!!

by GustyJ on Apr 15, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

what are we hating on?

by EvilKaramazov on Apr 15, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

doctors.

make them stop!

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 15, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

everyone hates doctors…. well now… I think some people in here might need a verbal colonoscopy or possible me to ask that they stick their tongues out and say “ahhhh”. what do you think?

by EvilKaramazov on Apr 15, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think you should do that.

But is that why you call me dr. roybot?

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 15, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

i thought we were gonna fight some people in here. i don’t even know what we’re fighting for, but i’m ready, just tell me what to do.

by EvilKaramazov on Apr 15, 2010 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey that’s my line

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 15, 2010 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

what good does this do me?

by EvilKaramazov on Apr 15, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I lied.

I’m a fighter not a lover.

Who should we kill first?

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 15, 2010 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

probably morticia—let them all know we mean business.

by EvilKaramazov on Apr 15, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

i have a plan: it involves 14 penguins, 7lbs of chipotle’s, van’s shoes, and a little number called platoon leader.

by EvilKaramazov on Apr 15, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's so crazy

it just might work. We better keep it on the down low. wink wink.

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 15, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

alright, do your thing. i’m gonna take a dirt nap.

by EvilKaramazov on Apr 15, 2010 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even though I made this junk, I haven't put down my predictions yet

East
1v8
The Bulls, when fully healthy, are scrappy, but I don’t see them pulling a repeat from the 09 playoffs.
Cavs in 5

4v5
The Celtics have been just awful as of late. They’re old and injured. The problem for Miami is they have very little outside of Wade.
Celtics in 7

2v7
The Magic have the best point differential in the NBA since the All Star break. I think the Bobcats will just be thrilled to have made the playoffs. Tyson Chanlder got banged up in the final game of the year which poses a serious problem with regard to Dwight Howard.
Magic in 5

3v6
The Bucks are the Blazers of the East. They got through bad injuries, made a great trade at the deadline and lost their best player before the playoffs. To top it off the Hawks recently beat the Bucks in Milwaukee.
Hawks in 5

West
1v8
The Thunder don’t have anyone to guard Gasol. We saw how Aldridge can abuse Green, now watch Pau do it. Playoff experience totally favors the Fakers. The Fakers awful bench will be less of a factor because you can play your main guys more when games are 1-2 days apart.
Fakers in 6

4v5
The Jazz and Nuggets are both a bit beat up. The Jazz, with Kirilenko hurt, have no one to guard Carmelo while the Nuggets have Billups against Williams and a banged up Boozer to deal with. I think the home team will take every game.

Nuggets in 7

2v7
I’ve been down on the Mavs with their poor point differential. The Spurs have recently beaten a slew of playoff teams have Ginobili and Parker back and get rest between games to rest Duncan.
Spurs in 6

3v6
This team has been resilient this season, but the playoffs are a different animal. This would be a pretty even match up with a healthy Roy, but as it stands now I don’t see how the Blazers can hang offensively with the Suns who are the hottest team in the West coming into the playoffs.
Suns in 5

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"

Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."

by Magnum on Apr 15, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

The Bulls, when fully healthy, are scrappy, but I don’t see them pulling a repeat from the 09 playoffs.
Cavs in 5

I grew up with family in Chicago during the tail end of the Jordan years, so I always liked them a bit, even though I wanted Drexler to beat Jordan so badly. They’ve stayed as my “team in the East” since then, and that playoff series last year was incredible. Unfortunately, I agree, the Lebrons are going to destroy them. I’d be happy if they get one game.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 15, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks for letting me know!

Was 30 Rock new at all today, or the prior 2 weeks?

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it was new two weeks ago

The SNL thing is on tonight from 9-11 so I presume no Office or 30 Rock

by Timmay! on Apr 15, 2010 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Omg....

What’s with the new fanpost?!?!!

SMH.

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 15, 2010 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

playoff fans only

like march madness fans

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"

Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."

by Magnum on Apr 15, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

No no no.

The newest one. Someone loves me.

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 15, 2010 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah what's that about? Seems kinda creepy.

"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden

by dario argento on Apr 15, 2010 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

internet stalker FTL

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"

Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."

by Magnum on Apr 15, 2010 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

loooool

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 15, 2010 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel like I should rec it

but really I should flag it because it shouldn’t be a fanpost.

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 15, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dang, that's a bit much

I know we’re all adults here, but my boy Chris needs to be at this party

Free AK1984.

"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez

by blazeraddict on Apr 15, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I flagged it as spam.

EP FTW!
http://16.media.tumblr.com/9N2P6wFyQqyavb17MUEdieCXo1_400.jpg

by TheTinfoil on Apr 15, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jury duty is over!!!!!

Free at last!!! What a horrible freaking week. Anyone here ever sit on a trial?

"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden

by dario argento on Apr 15, 2010 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

i will have to serve my jury duty in june. they wanted me to do it in feb., but icouldnt bc of school

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 15, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

what were the charges?

EP FTW!
http://16.media.tumblr.com/9N2P6wFyQqyavb17MUEdieCXo1_400.jpg

by TheTinfoil on Apr 15, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

you weren't on the landslide case were you?

EP FTW!
http://16.media.tumblr.com/9N2P6wFyQqyavb17MUEdieCXo1_400.jpg

by TheTinfoil on Apr 15, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup. You know them?

"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden

by dario argento on Apr 15, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

i can't say much more.

 i’ll send you an email if you it’s on your profile.

EP FTW!
http://16.media.tumblr.com/9N2P6wFyQqyavb17MUEdieCXo1_400.jpg

by TheTinfoil on Apr 15, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn, no email on your profile.

EP FTW!
http://16.media.tumblr.com/9N2P6wFyQqyavb17MUEdieCXo1_400.jpg

by TheTinfoil on Apr 15, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

just updated it to have it.

"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden

by dario argento on Apr 15, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

sent

EP FTW!
http://16.media.tumblr.com/9N2P6wFyQqyavb17MUEdieCXo1_400.jpg

by TheTinfoil on Apr 15, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

reply sent.

"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden

by dario argento on Apr 15, 2010 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks, man.

EP FTW!
http://16.media.tumblr.com/9N2P6wFyQqyavb17MUEdieCXo1_400.jpg

by TheTinfoil on Apr 15, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

fo sho. Would love a retort if you want and get your take on it as well.

"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden

by dario argento on Apr 15, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

sent

EP FTW!
http://16.media.tumblr.com/9N2P6wFyQqyavb17MUEdieCXo1_400.jpg

by TheTinfoil on Apr 15, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

IT was a civil trial, so no charges.

the plaintiffs were sueing an insurance company.

"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden

by dario argento on Apr 15, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want to!

I only seem to get called after I move to a different county.

EP FTW!
http://16.media.tumblr.com/9N2P6wFyQqyavb17MUEdieCXo1_400.jpg

by TheTinfoil on Apr 15, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was an experience for sure, but I wouldn't want to do it again, at least for a long time.

Our trial was a sad story, and it has left me pretty bummed out actually.

"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden

by dario argento on Apr 15, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hadn't seen it. That's just outstanding

The Patty Mills picture is funny, and there are all kinds of insightful pics mixed in.

by Timmay! on Apr 15, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joe Prunty has really nice handwriting.

It was cool to see the board with all the strategies.

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 15, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

l0l @ mills!

howard looking very nice. that was nice

loveisrespect

by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 15, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm glad they have the right caption for the "Brandon Roy and LaMarcus Aldridge at the back of the bus"
In the other photo album that was posted in the JD earlier(the one that has the JB with Brandon Jr picture as well as the Brandon with Brandon Jr at the press conference) said it was Brandon and Camby.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 15, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I also really like the final picture. It's a good way to finish a photo album, on a happy note

Even though it’s bittersweet since Trout isn’t with the team anymore, still fun to see them laughing together.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 15, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YK—Zvs_DGc

its all good but the best starts at 3:34

:)

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 15, 2010 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

That destroy the village game is fun

What level is everyone at? I just started.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 10:46 PM PDT reply actions  

seems kinda unfair

why would anyone send missiles at “villages” that consistent of a few crates and some TNT? Are there terrorists in these villages?

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"

Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."

by Magnum on Apr 15, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

I’m watching “Braveheart” right now. What could Wallace have done with just one missle?

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

dang longshanks

at least he dies

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"

Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."

by Magnum on Apr 15, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup

Wallace is about to be killed. Is he going to accept mercy, no he’s going to yell “FREEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!”

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Every man dies...not every man really lives."

"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden

by dario argento on Apr 15, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why does Chris Bosh get as more time in the TNT playoffs commercial

Than OUR team does?!?! We made the dang playoffs! He’s a bust!

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 15, 2010 11:05 PM PDT reply actions  

He was supposed ot make the playoffs

Hedo screwed that up.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dang Suns blog

My 24 hours is still not up so I can’t post. Lame.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 11:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Magnum was smart enough to have already joined BSOTS

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"

Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."

by Magnum on Apr 15, 2010 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Magnum is annoying when Mangum starts doing the Bob Dole thing

And starts speaking of himself in the third person.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

who is Mangum!?!

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"

Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."

by Magnum on Apr 15, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

You dude

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd think I would know if I was Mangum

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"

Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."

by Magnum on Apr 15, 2010 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

all this bad feeling about injuries

can be eliminated by sweeping through the first and second rounds and getting Roy and Oden back to the WCFs vs. the Lakers.

seriously, how awesome would that be?

by CleBlazer on Apr 15, 2010 11:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I e-mailed a friend today who said he'd be in town for game 6

But added “But I expect to have nothing to do since the Blazers will sweep the Suns.”

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

He added

I didn’t.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh

this team has overcome so much this year.

pullin off some ridiculous upsets shouldn’t be that surprising.

by CleBlazer on Apr 15, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm expecting nothing

But anything could happen in a good way with this team.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

that'd be cool

but greg is not coming back for the playoffs no matter how far we go

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 15, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn!

i figured 1.5 months more of rehab time would be enough.

by CleBlazer on Apr 15, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

No reason to risk it

Besides he’d be real rusty when we can least afford it.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm feeling this

Its the song they play in the NBA when a team gets eliminated on the road:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmNTAvnSais&feature=related

Lame but I want to hear this in the Rose Garden this year.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 15, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is my jam lately.

For all who love ZACHING METAL!

"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden

by dario argento on Apr 15, 2010 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except that it's pretty off!

Says my house is worth over a million bucks ( I wish! )

But yeah, it’s pretty creepy.

"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden

by dario argento on Apr 16, 2010 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah it sure has my address. Lame.

"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden

by dario argento on Apr 16, 2010 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe you're just that sneakey.

"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden

by dario argento on Apr 16, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah it says my parents' house is worth over a million as well

And that my dad’s hobbies are “collecting” (incorrect) and he is an Aries(incorrect). But it has his address. Even if there are 57 people with his same name in Oregon, and 12 in Portland (and I have the same name as him, arghh)

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 16, 2010 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

wow that is not even close

still scary

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Apr 16, 2010 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Watching "Life" on Discovery channel, and it ain't no Planet Earth.

The footage is amazing, yes, but Oprah’s narration makes me nauseous. She sounds like she’s talking to 2nd graders. It’s totally condescending. I feel dumb when watching it.

"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden

by dario argento on Apr 15, 2010 11:57 PM PDT reply actions  

penguins are ALWAYS adorable!

"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden

by dario argento on Apr 16, 2010 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Night everyone. Need some Z's.

"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden

by dario argento on Apr 16, 2010 12:15 AM PDT reply actions  

I watched Sportscenter for the first time in maybe a few years at the gym tonight

Man. How does anyone watch that? It was so dumb. They were doing Chuck Norris jokes for Pete’s sake… those are like 5+ years old. And giggling like it was still funny.

The Phil Jackson thing was a story, and I don’t get why someone doesn’t pull KD aside and say “hey, he does this every year, it’s all a mind game. He’s trying to make you think about it too much, and then when you don’t get one call early in the playoffs, you’ll think the refs are gonna call it different and you, again, start thinking about it too much. Mind games, KD!”

He seemed shocked someone would say such a thing.

I haaaaaaate making “fun” of someone about acne, so I ain’t making fun, but he already appears to have scarring going on. He’s going to look older than Oden soon. I ain’t trying to tease, I was just surprised. I knew he had some teen-like acne, but he needs two things— one, someone to tell him what Phil Jackson is doing and how obvious it is, and two, someone to help him get that under control before more scarring happens.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 16, 2010 1:05 AM PDT reply actions  

shopped

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"

Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."

by Magnum on Apr 16, 2010 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

no u can tell it's not cause of juwan's facial expression

he is thinking “oh crap i should not have let that camera crew in while i was watching my ‘stories’”

by HD on Apr 16, 2010 1:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

"Booo! Juwan, wear shower sandals! Watch your step! Watch your step! Booooo"

P.S.: I think Juwan is charging an Apple product in his bathroom. I like that they have a TV in there instead of just a telephone that you never use. And the photographer probably sat on the throne to get that picture.

by Norsktroll on Apr 16, 2010 1:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

He is imagining himself naked

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 16, 2010 7:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Haha

I beat someone who I could tell wasn’t used to being beat in 2K10, and he had Lebron (who, of course, is unstoppable, and he hit a trillion 3’s) and Shaq is a beast in the game. He doesn’t quit on me, which was good, but in the player review he is “neutral” about me and says I “have potential” even though I beat him by 20 and he was being cheap by doing that AI-Boost for the computer defense.

Playing online is fun.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 16, 2010 2:01 AM PDT reply actions  

You should go pro, Mort

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"

Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."

by Magnum on Apr 16, 2010 2:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

The money might be too much to turn down

I think you’re right. After playing 6 full games online, I am ready.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 16, 2010 2:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

He had the early lead and played well

Then I started doubling Lebron, he wasn’t good at finding the open man, and as I got the lead he got flustered and kept taking worse and worse shots and 3 pointers, trying to get everything back at once.

You gotta stay calm and stick to the gameplan, Maggie!

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 16, 2010 2:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I always liked the teams you could assemble back in the day when the AI was too dumb to not accept most 2 for 1 or 3 for 1 deals

I ended up with all-star teams, and then had minimum salary guys and a lot of free agents who felt insulted by my low offers late in the season. After the trade deadline, seasons became more boring ;)

I can’t remember exactly my most studded team, but it was ridiculous. Something like Prince backing up LeBron and Bosh backing up Dirk, with Yao and Shaq at center.

by Norsktroll on Apr 16, 2010 2:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, yeah

I did that earlier in the decade, but the last few years when I get a 2K NBA game, I always end up trading everyone on the Blazers for the top draft picks and remaking my team that way. I never go get Lebron, or something.

After a season or two I’ll be bored of the top draft pick, trade him for another lottery pick, and the circle of life continues. It makes me like the Bulls, always perpetually rebuilding and only having guys on rookie deals. Except I win, of course.

Sometimes I’ll draft a guy I like a lot, and keep him for forever. Do the drills and make him real good.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 16, 2010 2:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

PSA

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

Tyler Durrden on Durant:
"He’s like the fonz riding an electric unicorn throwing magical love buckets in from heaven"

Hollinger on Durant in crunch time:
"Durant finds Joe DeRosa open at the 3-point line... and that should about do it. "Marcus Camby" chants fill arena."

by Magnum on Apr 16, 2010 2:06 AM PDT reply actions  

Ha! I knew it!
Long fingers indicate faults, among which are slowness, and tediousness. These people are often bores, and worse than this they are frequently selfish.

“The Laws Of Scientific Hand Reading”, by William G. Benham

btw, love how you can put “scientific” and “hand reading” next to each other

by medmelon on Apr 16, 2010 3:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

New Junk Drawrrr.

Here.

"[S]ince men enjoyed very great leisure, they used it to pursue many kinds of commodities unknown to their fathers, and that was that first yoke they placed upon themselves without thinking about it, and the first source of evils the prepared for their descendants. For, besides continuing thus to soften body and mind, as these commodities had lost almost all their pleasantness through habit, and as they had at the same time degenerated into true needs, being deprived of them became much more cruel than possessing them was sweet; and people were unhappy to lose them without being happy to have them." -Jean-Jacques Rousseau

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by T Darkstar on Apr 16, 2010 6:58 AM PDT reply actions  

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