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4-11 Good-Loven, Junk-Loven


One one thing more eternal than "BEAT LA" and that's the special thing that mommies and daddies do when they are very much in love and alone and in the dark late at night and ... well, kiddies, you get the idea.

Star-divide

Much like that late night cuddle-fest, I will be creeping out of bed pre-dawn to gaze into my loving computer at my beloved Portland Trail Blazers as they stomp those stupid purple and yellow guys from Smogsville.

 

So, Blazer buddies, help me junk it up.

Give me some humor for the 3:30am (Hong Kong time) tip.

Funniest joke you know that can be printed here?

 

i once co-hosted a radio show in Olympia for a few years where we would do a call in question period. One quiz was the strangest place you ever made whooopy!

Man, there was one coffee shop bathroom that saw a lot of action, as did the K Records warehouse. Seriously.

 

There. Junk.

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BEAT LA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 11, 2010 1:05 AM PDT reply actions  

WOOOT

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 1:08 AM PDT reply actions  

That looks like an odd play situation

3 guys still standing behind their own circle? That’s a fast fastbreak.

by Norsktroll on Apr 11, 2010 1:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

well, the shot clock is at 23.

#52

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

backcourt steal

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

by Magnum on Apr 11, 2010 1:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

BRoy's record vs. the Lakers in Staples:

1-2 (one of the losses was the 65 pt outburst by Kome, and the other was the season opener last season).

That’s it. He has only played 3 games in three seasons until today.

Overall record vs. the Lakers: 6-2.

Career stats: 21pts, 4rebs, 8asts, 1stl, 45% FG

by CleBlazer on Apr 11, 2010 1:09 AM PDT reply actions  

WE SHALL PREVAIL!

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 11, 2010 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Jack dropped 30?

Dang.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 11, 2010 1:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Hahah

Dickau played 20 in that one

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 1:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Joel Przy 10 mins?

thats disrespect

Fan of Greg Oden, Joel Przy, Batum, and Andre miller

by bowdown on Apr 11, 2010 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tomorrow's game is off the board

Presumably due to whether Kobe is ready to deliver another pattented 8-30 shooting game against us again.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 11, 2010 1:21 AM PDT reply actions  

Hahaha

I don’t think I’m worried about looking silly anymore. I just got a 5th person to quit midway through the game. I was having a dunkathon on him. PLUS, it was the team BRP is gonna be.

This guy was real bad though, he iso’d everything and shot a lot of 3s trying to catch up. He quit at halftime, I was up 46 to 19.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 11, 2010 1:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

OH C'MON

This guy just gave me a negative rating and wrote a comment saying I was a horrible opponent. JUST BECAUSE I SMOKED HIM.

I stopped trying to steal the ball because I felt bad for him, and even played Pachulia the whole 2nd quarter. Come on, ya baby.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 11, 2010 1:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

The joys of online gaming

That’s why I always want good singleplayer campaigns in my games. Cooperation modes for 2-4 players and big online campaigns are nice add-ons, but if I can’t have fun playing a game alone it’s pretty stupid.

by Norsktroll on Apr 11, 2010 1:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree

This is the first time I’ve ever really tried to play a modern game online against humans, so it’s all new to me.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 11, 2010 1:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Smack talk him

Rate him the lowest and say that he was the worst player you’ve ever faced.

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 1:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

I sent him a message and gave him a bad review

I don’t see where I can give him a bad ranking.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 11, 2010 1:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Can we remove negative reviews?

So lame I have a pock on my record just because someone sucks at the game.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 11, 2010 1:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

NBA teams should be able to rate each other after a game!

by Norsktroll on Apr 11, 2010 1:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I have no idea....

I’ll look it up though!

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 1:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I can't find anything on removal of negative reviews

I had never even used the feature before. Guess you really embarrassed the guy.

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 1:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ooh I just lost my first game in overtime

Good game. I was the Hawks and he was the Lakers. Kobe is unstoppable in this game. He just went to him over and over. I hate Bibby.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 11, 2010 2:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Since Y5K wanted to have funny jokes, those were the best in some online poll by a researcher in the UK. They have been passed around a lot so you probably know them already. I could post some from Reader's Digest too ;)

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, “My friend is dead! What can I do?”. The operator says “Calm down. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, and after finishing their dinner they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend.
“Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.” “I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” exclaims Watson. “And what do you deduce from that?” Watson ponders for a minute. “Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?” “Watson, you idiot!” He exclaims, “Somebody’s stolen our tent!”

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

by Norsktroll on Apr 11, 2010 1:47 AM PDT reply actions  

I read that exact article before

lame :(

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

by Magnum on Apr 11, 2010 1:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Here are some more that different countries found funny

An Alsatian went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote:
"Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof."
The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog: "There are only nine words here. You could send another ‘Woof’ for the same price."
"But," the dog replied, "that would make no sense at all."

People from The Republic of Ireland, the UK, Australia and New Zealand expressed a strong preference for jokes involving word plays, such as:
Patient: "Doctor, I’ve got a strawberry stuck up my bum."
Doctor: "I’ve got some cream for that.

Americans and Canadians much preferred gags where there was a sense of superiority – either because a person looked stupid, or was made to look stupid by another person, such as:
Texan: "Where are you from?"
Harvard grad: "I come from a place where we do not end our sentences with prepositions."
Texan: "Okay – where are you from, jackass?"

by Norsktroll on Apr 11, 2010 1:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Texans aren't aware of prepositions.

What a flawed joke.

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

by Magnum on Apr 11, 2010 1:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

They also found that people found jokes funnier in the evening than in the middle of the night. I think you prove that.

by Norsktroll on Apr 11, 2010 2:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

But that doesn't explain why I'm laughing at YOUR FACE

BURN!

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

by Magnum on Apr 11, 2010 2:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I always get gigglier in the middle of the night.

Things seem funnier than they really are then.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 11, 2010 2:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

the origin of the OK is thought to be early 20th century word play.

A newspaper editor was known to write “Owl Korrect” "or “Oll Korrect” or “OK” on newspaper pages ready to print. It was a little joke that caught on and was thought hysterical until it became widely adapted.

No Evil Vulcans! Only the good, albeit emotionless, kind.

by Y5k on Apr 11, 2010 2:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

i like monkeys!

thanks for the jokes.
I should have waited until dawn to read them, but I’m a cheater at heart.

No Evil Vulcans! Only the good, albeit emotionless, kind.

by Y5k on Apr 11, 2010 2:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

what happens when a pirate ship filled with blue paint runs into a pirate ship filled with red paint?

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 1:59 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

purrrrrrrrrrrple?

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

by Magnum on Apr 11, 2010 2:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

good guess, but no. I was looking for “they get marooned!!! arrrrrrrr!!!!”

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 2:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

i like both answers

No Evil Vulcans! Only the good, albeit emotionless, kind.

by Y5k on Apr 11, 2010 2:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

what’s the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 1:59 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

The first man on the moon and the first man with a face so messed up that the moon didn’t want to shine on it?

by Norsktroll on Apr 11, 2010 2:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

close.

Neil Armstrong walked on the moon…

and Michael Jackson molested kids.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 2:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 2:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

wait, I was looking for an excuse to post this .gif, let's pretend jksnake hasn't given us the punchline

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

by Magnum on Apr 11, 2010 2:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

what do you get when you cross a dyslexic, and agnostic and an insomniac?

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 2:04 AM PDT reply actions   1 recs

answer: someone who stays up all night wondering if there’s a dog.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 2:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

woof

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

by Magnum on Apr 11, 2010 2:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Best one so far

I was sure you’d have some good corny jokes.

by Corvid on Apr 11, 2010 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

Your story about the "favorite bathroom" reminded me of this unpleasant story

When I was in Seattle, the Stranger weekly ran a cover story with the “best bathrooms in Seattle.” Not for getting it on, but really as bathrooms.

One was an outdoor location. It was the front lawn of the 4-plex that my then-boyfriend lived in. Ack!!!!!

by Section323 on Apr 11, 2010 2:18 AM PDT reply actions  

a front lawn?

was this a “best bathrooms for dogs in Seattle” article?

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

by Magnum on Apr 11, 2010 2:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

yikes.

there were some bushes near my Capital Hill home that I saw several gentlemen coming out of on numerous occasions. i guess it was a nice place for “romance.”

No Evil Vulcans! Only the good, albeit emotionless, kind.

by Y5k on Apr 11, 2010 2:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

There is bum poo on the wall in front of my building

I can take a photo tomorrow for you if you want to see it.

AMIAA

by tominhawaii on Apr 11, 2010 2:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

love to.

(welcome back. And, on a personal note, thanks for coming back in a high-brow fashion.)

No Evil Vulcans! Only the good, albeit emotionless, kind.

by Y5k on Apr 11, 2010 2:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks

I only comment in the JD these days. I have a feeling if I step out, I’ll get banned. I have other photos of bum poo in my computer. I can e-mail those to you when I get it back from the Mac store.

AMIAA

by tominhawaii on Apr 11, 2010 3:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

maybe we just leave that until we buy each other a beer one day.

I’ll be in Portland in late July or early August. you around?
Anybody else feel like grabb’n a beer with me then?

No Evil Vulcans! Only the good, albeit emotionless, kind.

by Y5k on Apr 11, 2010 3:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know about this summer yet

I’m going to see Southern Oregon in Maui at the start of next month

AMIAA

by tominhawaii on Apr 11, 2010 3:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

If he actually makes it!

He is full of lies and oldness.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 11, 2010 4:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

me?

moi?

… hee-heee. well, yes.
but I didn’t know anyone liked me on BEdge. I thought I was simply tolerated. Like a friend’s noisy child.

No Evil Vulcans! Only the good, albeit emotionless, kind.

by Y5k on Apr 11, 2010 4:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Why wouldn't you be liked?!

You even got good music.

Tom was saying he’s meeting our grandpa Bedger, Southern Oregon. He’s visiting Maui.

I’ll grab a beer with ya if I’m up there!

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 11, 2010 4:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

please do.

love to see you get out of that hell-hole and back up into God’s country.

No Evil Vulcans! Only the good, albeit emotionless, kind.

by Y5k on Apr 11, 2010 4:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

nope. Two weddings.

one day, one day.
It’s so hard. I’ve been trying to move to P-town for years, but people kept giving me jobs in the Caribbean … then I tied myself to this lovely woman who “dragged” me to NYC and then HK.
Sigh
We may be back in NYC in a few months.
Then … who knows.
Both weddings are having receptions at my buddy’s club, The Woods.
I think I’ll be playing a show there sometime that week (with any luck).

No Evil Vulcans! Only the good, albeit emotionless, kind.

by Y5k on Apr 11, 2010 4:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

that's sweet to meet up with SO in Maui.

I met up with DuckinNY in, well, NY.
That was cool.
Fun if someone came to HK.

No Evil Vulcans! Only the good, albeit emotionless, kind.

by Y5k on Apr 11, 2010 4:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

let's have a JD meet up.

Get all the JDers together and try to empty a few kegs.

No Evil Vulcans! Only the good, albeit emotionless, kind.

by Y5k on Apr 11, 2010 4:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'd love that

I hate to say it, but I’d rather do a JD meet up than a BE meet up. The BE one I went to was cool but I ended up talking to more lurkers than commenters.

AMIAA

by tominhawaii on Apr 11, 2010 5:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are you calling me a lurker?

Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. - Missy Dizick

by bow4meow on Apr 11, 2010 8:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

But I bet 70& of the folks I met were lurkers

AMIAA

by tominhawaii on Apr 11, 2010 9:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

I sorta passed by anyone I didn't immediately recognize

had good conversations with the regular crew tho

Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. - Missy Dizick

by bow4meow on Apr 11, 2010 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

like on bedge

i sat in the corner and just watched tom from a distance at the meet up.

"I told somebody to stop crying," Pendergraph said after the game. "Actually, I told them all to stop crying."

by cornplant on Apr 11, 2010 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think I met you cornplant

had you posted the craigslist comment back then I woulda surely sought you out

Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. - Missy Dizick

by bow4meow on Apr 11, 2010 9:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

i see how it is.

"I told somebody to stop crying," Pendergraph said after the game. "Actually, I told them all to stop crying."

by cornplant on Apr 11, 2010 9:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm hoping Cornplant decides to

leave Bedge forever or reincarnate as someone else so I can steal the “Cornplant” name. I love it sooooooo much.

#52

by annthefan on Apr 11, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

see cornplant, annthefan hates you and wants you to leave! It's only a matter of time before she gets her way too.

you’re toast

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 11, 2010 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

i know. i have been crying.

i was going to offer a trade of names. but i guess i just have to retire. i will go join the wizards blog i guess. i will be anndafan

"I told somebody to stop crying," Pendergraph said after the game. "Actually, I told them all to stop crying."

by cornplant on Apr 11, 2010 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don't do that!!!! Now I feel awful. :(

I’ll just admire you from afar. How’s that?

#52

by annthefan on Apr 11, 2010 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was joking, I'm a vicious little imp

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 11, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

You are a bad, bad man.

But you can cook so I guess it evens out.

#52

by annthefan on Apr 11, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

just think, this time last year I was thinking of giving up cooking to focus in on my badness

glad I went the other way on that one

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 11, 2010 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can take out your anger

punching the bread dough. Makes you a much better man.

#52

by annthefan on Apr 11, 2010 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm proofing some right now!

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 11, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need a good soft bun recipe

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 11, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

stop doing stairmaster

No Evil Vulcans! Only the good, albeit emotionless, kind.

by Y5k on Apr 11, 2010 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here's the one I use.

If you don’t use King Arthur flour I don’t guarantee the results. I love that stuff.

link

#52

by annthefan on Apr 11, 2010 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like to substitute a cup

of white whole wheat flour for a cup of white and I add about 1 Tbs. of extra water. Also, I don’t use as much sugar as the recipe calls for, maybe 1 Tbs.

#52

by annthefan on Apr 11, 2010 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

On that note...

I seem to be getting attacked a lot on the main pages. Not sure if the mood is off, or my mood is off, or my line of zach has become old and tired, or if there’s some new blood that I’m not jiving with. All I know is, I’m less inclined to comment on the main pages from here on out.
I was out of the JD for a while due to its habit of piling up fast and hard and me not being able to follow too closely.

No Evil Vulcans! Only the good, albeit emotionless, kind.

by Y5k on Apr 11, 2010 3:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

The Jerk Store called Blazersedge and asked if they could become an exclusive supplier of Jerks.

I’m sure I would just be annoyed with Miller if it wasn’t for Blazersedge. This place helped for me to hate him.

I don’t like being a Junk Drawer snob. It seems it is the only way.

AMIAA

by tominhawaii on Apr 11, 2010 3:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was critical of Mr. Oden's admission that he was lazing around and not watching film

Man. I got jumped on from all sides.
Kinda funny.
I don’t mind being a snob.
but it did put me off a little.
I dislike blind trust and line-toeing.

No Evil Vulcans! Only the good, albeit emotionless, kind.

by Y5k on Apr 11, 2010 4:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm just sick of all the hypocrisy and flip flopping

Fans expect a player to play to their standards and cut them down at every opportunity because the fan is actually cutting the guy down because they’re carrying a torch for the backup. Them when the backup gets an opportunity the torch bearers complain that fans are too hard on their favorite player. The torch bearers don’t hold their favorite players to the same standards as they did the players in front of them.

AMIAA

by tominhawaii on Apr 11, 2010 5:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

It’s tough.
I kinda sit back and want the players to prove themselves. and Usually they do, or they suck it up and I advocate getting rid of them. Poor Channing.
But when I hear of stuff legitimately disturbing I decline to pull any punches, even if I love the guy.
Brandon dog fighting (the horror)?
I’d go nuts.
Greg sitt’n around playing vids instead of watching the game?
Kinda upsets me.

No Evil Vulcans! Only the good, albeit emotionless, kind.

by Y5k on Apr 11, 2010 5:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

What good is it for Oden to watch games?

It’s not like he’s going to be playing the opponent this year. I don’t really see the benefit of him watching the last few games of the season when he was watching all the games in the arena before he went home and I’m sure he’ll watch the playoffs. It’s probably not even 20 games that he won’t watch.

Next thing you know, fans will be mad that he’s not watching film of Bill Russell or Sabonis.

AMIAA

by tominhawaii on Apr 11, 2010 5:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Would you not agree he has a lot to learn?

footwork, opponents’ strengths/weaknesses, defensive schemes, offensive schemes, officiating trends?

Would not watching games help that? Even if its from home after the fact?

Really, for him to day he’s not watching just feels like a smack in the face to someone like myself, who is hanging a lot of hopes on him.

No Evil Vulcans! Only the good, albeit emotionless, kind.

by Y5k on Apr 11, 2010 6:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

But I kind of think it’s like studying for for a test for a month then taking a break for the summer before you take the test.

I think it’s safe to assume he’s watched every game he could until he went to his moms. So I don’t think it’s a big deal. We are probably talking about 10 or 15 games. I don’t think that will have any impact on his career.

AMIAA

by tominhawaii on Apr 11, 2010 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh man, this needs to be posted every time there's a boneheaded Blazer play

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

by Magnum on Apr 11, 2010 2:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

too many nights did we see that. Way too many.

No Evil Vulcans! Only the good, albeit emotionless, kind.

by Y5k on Apr 11, 2010 2:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I think this is him thinking, "Man, how did I get myself into this. I have no idea what I'm doing."

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 11, 2010 8:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

If the Blazers would have had AM back then

His leadership would have whipped the Jail Blazers into shape and he Cheeks would have a fist full of rings.

AMIAA

by tominhawaii on Apr 11, 2010 8:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just woke up from a rough night, what does AM stand for?

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 11, 2010 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh I am an idiot

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 11, 2010 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

just dusted off the morning fog

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 11, 2010 9:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

How "Once Upon A Time In The West" hasn't won anything in the US is unfathomable in retrospect

Bad distribution probably. Today such a film would win best music, best cinematography, best director, best supporting actor, best everything. Not to mention “best opening sequence” and a strong contender for “best western ever”. It’s a masterpiece.

by Norsktroll on Apr 11, 2010 3:11 AM PDT reply actions  

never even heard of it ... although that's not all the surprising.

Gonna look it up now.

No Evil Vulcans! Only the good, albeit emotionless, kind.

by Y5k on Apr 11, 2010 3:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ah ... Sergio Leone ... yes I know it.

Ennio Marconi.

Yes I know it. Actually I have the soundtrack, or bits of it, somewhere.

I need to see that movie again.
I thought Norsk was talking about a remake.
I’m a little off on new Westerns, but I love ’em.

No Evil Vulcans! Only the good, albeit emotionless, kind.

by Y5k on Apr 11, 2010 3:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'll buy it.

They’ve got tons of bootlegs of new films here, and a few classics.

No Evil Vulcans! Only the good, albeit emotionless, kind.

by Y5k on Apr 11, 2010 3:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I liked Fonda, but the rest of the film is too stylized

"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy

by Honka Playboy on Apr 11, 2010 7:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

the new 3:10 to Yuma, Apaloosa, um … No Country for Old Men.
Love ‘em.
Just wait until they make Cormac McCarthy’s Blood Meridian into a film. Man, that’s one of the best books I’ve ever read. HEAVY.

No Evil Vulcans! Only the good, albeit emotionless, kind.

by Y5k on Apr 11, 2010 3:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

it is my favorite western. i’m not sure if it’s better than Unforgiven, but it’s like 1a and 1b for me. i love that movie.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 11, 2010 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

rabid.

No Evil Vulcans! Only the good, albeit emotionless, kind.

by Y5k on Apr 11, 2010 3:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

ravenous.

No Evil Vulcans! Only the good, albeit emotionless, kind.

by Y5k on Apr 11, 2010 3:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

rambunctious.

No Evil Vulcans! Only the good, albeit emotionless, kind.

by Y5k on Apr 11, 2010 3:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

restless.

No Evil Vulcans! Only the good, albeit emotionless, kind.

by Y5k on Apr 11, 2010 3:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did he say "Bam!" ?

Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. - Missy Dizick

by bow4meow on Apr 11, 2010 9:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

she did

"I told somebody to stop crying," Pendergraph said after the game. "Actually, I told them all to stop crying."

by cornplant on Apr 11, 2010 9:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mortimer ... dude ...

I just looked. We joined BEdge one week apart. You 7 days before me.

No Evil Vulcans! Only the good, albeit emotionless, kind.

by Y5k on Apr 11, 2010 4:50 AM PDT reply actions  

carzy

No Evil Vulcans! Only the good, albeit emotionless, kind.

by Y5k on Apr 11, 2010 4:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Is that in Hong Kong?

I’ve seen some crazy stores in best locations in Taiwan and China that sell all kinds of junk. One in same building as the Computex Asia was selling wedding gowns, garden gnomes and electronics.

by Norsktroll on Apr 11, 2010 6:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hate to crush your soul here, but I'm on an accuracy kick these days

Mortimer joined on Nov 20, 2006
Y5k joined on Jan 16, 2008

You’re probably looking at the rollover date, when SBN switched to the newest software.

by Corvid on Apr 11, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh ...

No Evil Vulcans! Only the good, albeit emotionless, kind.

by Y5k on Apr 11, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here's a test

Which doesn’t belong and why?

test

No Evil Vulcans! Only the good, albeit emotionless, kind.

by Y5k on Apr 11, 2010 5:03 AM PDT reply actions  

but the boat is the only motorizzed vehicle

and the towel is the only dark one
and the sweater is the only article of clothing

No Evil Vulcans! Only the good, albeit emotionless, kind.

by Y5k on Apr 11, 2010 5:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

aka: my English teacher boss is a total nutcase

No Evil Vulcans! Only the good, albeit emotionless, kind.

by Y5k on Apr 11, 2010 5:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

nah. I was teaching the class.

the guy who made up the sheets is a total nut job.
this is one of the more sane ones he’s given me.

No Evil Vulcans! Only the good, albeit emotionless, kind.

by Y5k on Apr 11, 2010 6:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

The girl reading.

Everyone knows that schools don’t help children learn to read anymore.

"[S]ince men enjoyed very great leisure, they used it to pursue many kinds of commodities unknown to their fathers, and that was that first yoke they placed upon themselves without thinking about it, and the first source of evils the prepared for their descendants. For, besides continuing thus to soften body and mind, as these commodities had lost almost all their pleasantness through habit, and as they had at the same time degenerated into true needs, being deprived of them became much more cruel than possessing them was sweet; and people were unhappy to lose them without being happy to have them." -Jean-Jacques Rousseau

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by T Darkstar on Apr 11, 2010 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Service available ...

hop lick

No Evil Vulcans! Only the good, albeit emotionless, kind.

by Y5k on Apr 11, 2010 5:04 AM PDT reply actions  

are those the escalators up to the mid-levels?

"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy

by Honka Playboy on Apr 11, 2010 7:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

you know it

No Evil Vulcans! Only the good, albeit emotionless, kind.

by Y5k on Apr 11, 2010 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mick Jagger says “Hey You, Get Off of My Cloud,” and the Scotsman says “Hey McCloud! Get off of my ewe!”

Oregon Football: Keeping Oregon State out of the Rose Bowl since 2008

by GustyJ on Apr 11, 2010 8:01 AM PDT reply actions  

No Racial

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 11, 2010 8:30 AM PDT reply actions  

Reminds me of a joke

How do you starve a main page poster on Blazersedge?

Hide his welfare check under his work boots.

AMIAA

by tominhawaii on Apr 11, 2010 8:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

that's like Chris Rock's joke about how to keep n-words from robbing your money

hide it in your books!

EP FTW!
http://16.media.tumblr.com/9N2P6wFyQqyavb17MUEdieCXo1_400.jpg

by TheTinfoil on Apr 11, 2010 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Or the one about getting a 1 armed pole out of a tree

wave to him

Rudy: ""McMillan has a philosophy of play and I do not think that will change by giving him a hug."’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 11, 2010 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

3 things the Polish invented:

Solar powered flashlights
Submarines with screen doors
Helicopters with ejection seats

EP FTW!
http://16.media.tumblr.com/9N2P6wFyQqyavb17MUEdieCXo1_400.jpg

by TheTinfoil on Apr 11, 2010 10:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

in retrospect

probably a bad day for Polish jokes.

EP FTW!
http://16.media.tumblr.com/9N2P6wFyQqyavb17MUEdieCXo1_400.jpg

by TheTinfoil on Apr 11, 2010 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah dude, what the zachski?????

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 11, 2010 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Words can hurt Tin… words can hurt

by The Arkitect on Apr 11, 2010 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

hollinger on twitter says

blazers sent the league about twenty calls from the dallas game for review.

by CleBlazer on Apr 11, 2010 8:54 AM PDT reply actions  

Cuban does that after about every other game ;-)
It rarely helps

by Norsktroll on Apr 11, 2010 8:58 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wouldn't it be interesting if both teams paid the big bucks and officially filed complaints?

Here’s Hollinger’s tweet:

By the way, heard Blazers sent the league * TWENTY* calls from the game last night. Also told “Dallas probably had another 20.”

by Corvid on Apr 11, 2010 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

I got to thinking about it

I do not condone throwing things onto the court …but since it happened …what they should have thrown is dollar bills.

Rudy: ""McMillan has a philosophy of play and I do not think that will change by giving him a hug."’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 11, 2010 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Susan B Anthony’s get better distance

by The Arkitect on Apr 11, 2010 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sackageweja's are more NW in nature

BTW the next dollar coin should have Neil Armstrong on it

Rudy: ""McMillan has a philosophy of play and I do not think that will change by giving him a hug."’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 11, 2010 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

For Y5K: There seems to be a new trend in Hong Kong for fine Italian dining

http://www.postopubblico.com (great cream-filled buffalo mozzarella known as burrata)

http://www.classifiedfoodshops.com.hk (same here in Wanchai’s Classified Mozzarella Bar)

http://www.cuoreprivatchef.com (for a party cooking at your home, or his. The sea-bass involtini look amazing. But expensive)

by Norsktroll on Apr 11, 2010 8:54 AM PDT reply actions  

I just had burrata for the first time last night

They sell it at Trader Joes now. It was fantastic. Had it next to some spicy marinated beets (my beets LA dish) on a bed of spring greens.

by Corvid on Apr 11, 2010 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

saw that lastnight

they want us in the first round, (along with the league)

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 11, 2010 9:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's a nationally televised game

so of course he is… why did he sit out the past two games? Was he injured?

Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. - Missy Dizick

by bow4meow on Apr 11, 2010 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

they were resting him

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 11, 2010 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

see what a prima donna kobe is...

why doesn’t gasol get time off? Or any other laker. Poor little kobe gets preferential treatment… makes me sick… kobes like the princess that could feel a pea under 100 mattresses … Grrrr I hate LA!

Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. - Missy Dizick

by bow4meow on Apr 11, 2010 9:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, phil jackson's prolly all like "Hey Kobe, why don't you take a couple games off- get some rest for the playoffs?"

And Kobe’s all “Sounds great coach, I could use a couple days off to get to some alleged raping.”
.
.
.
Hate that guy

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 11, 2010 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cleveland was also resting its good players

LeBron, Mo Williams, Jamison, …

It happens when a team has locked up its position. Same as in the NFL. The Spurs are also watching Duncan’s minutes closely.

by Norsktroll on Apr 11, 2010 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

then why is kobe playing today?

anytime is a good time to take a cheap shot at kobe

Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. - Missy Dizick

by bow4meow on Apr 11, 2010 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

on espn a lot of laker fans are asking the same question

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 11, 2010 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

well...

if a team’s slot in the playoffs isnt in any danger, then it would be ideal to rest up their best player especially if they have had a multitude a various injuries throughout the season.

"Just by the aura of D.J. Mbenga being there, the shot missed."

by shaqfor3 on Apr 11, 2010 9:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

good

they’re a better matchup for us with him. gashole and odumb own us inside, cause they’re always physical, but with kome in the mix, they go a way from that inside attack to give kome his shots.

they way to beat the lakers has been the same for the past 5+ years: get in kome’s head and make him shoot.

by CleBlazer on Apr 11, 2010 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

sweet.

No Evil Vulcans! Only the good, albeit emotionless, kind.

by Y5k on Apr 11, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who is the most famous cat in China?

Chairman Meow!

Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. - Missy Dizick

by bow4meow on Apr 11, 2010 9:19 AM PDT reply actions   2 recs

ahahahahahahhahaha

recd

"Just by the aura of D.J. Mbenga being there, the shot missed."

by shaqfor3 on Apr 11, 2010 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

got home lastnight from dinner with the in-laws. One dog was out of his crate, and the other was hanging from her claw stuck in a knit blanket off the couch.

My fiance’ went to free her from the blanket as I had my hands full of glass plates, and the little girl bit her. Got her out of the blanket and her toe was pointing in the wrong direction, which led to a late night run to the pet hospital. Turned out it was dislocated(my first thought) but glad to know she didn’t break it. So today we are donating some nice knit blankets to goodwill, and the dog is acting like nothing ever happened.

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 11, 2010 9:21 AM PDT reply actions  

Why Mods keep deleting Ticket-for-sale posts:

http://www.sactownroyalty.com/2010/4/10/1414011/im-a-moron-a-night-not-to-remember

"[S]ince men enjoyed very great leisure, they used it to pursue many kinds of commodities unknown to their fathers, and that was that first yoke they placed upon themselves without thinking about it, and the first source of evils the prepared for their descendants. For, besides continuing thus to soften body and mind, as these commodities had lost almost all their pleasantness through habit, and as they had at the same time degenerated into true needs, being deprived of them became much more cruel than possessing them was sweet; and people were unhappy to lose them without being happy to have them." -Jean-Jacques Rousseau

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by T Darkstar on Apr 11, 2010 9:31 AM PDT reply actions  

Shouldn't the site rules reflect new policy?

I remember putting tickets on sale and the post getting deleted without explanation. I also remember reading the site rules on the matter and following them to the letter. I can respect the position of not wanting BEdge associated with these shenanigans (i also could have went with tom-foolery), but it would be good if it was more clear that this is not acceptable anymore.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 11, 2010 9:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dave's the only one who can do that.

We’ve tlked and agreed on it, but I think he’s been too busy to put it up.

"[S]ince men enjoyed very great leisure, they used it to pursue many kinds of commodities unknown to their fathers, and that was that first yoke they placed upon themselves without thinking about it, and the first source of evils the prepared for their descendants. For, besides continuing thus to soften body and mind, as these commodities had lost almost all their pleasantness through habit, and as they had at the same time degenerated into true needs, being deprived of them became much more cruel than possessing them was sweet; and people were unhappy to lose them without being happy to have them." -Jean-Jacques Rousseau

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by T Darkstar on Apr 11, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

*talked

"[S]ince men enjoyed very great leisure, they used it to pursue many kinds of commodities unknown to their fathers, and that was that first yoke they placed upon themselves without thinking about it, and the first source of evils the prepared for their descendants. For, besides continuing thus to soften body and mind, as these commodities had lost almost all their pleasantness through habit, and as they had at the same time degenerated into true needs, being deprived of them became much more cruel than possessing them was sweet; and people were unhappy to lose them without being happy to have them." -Jean-Jacques Rousseau

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by T Darkstar on Apr 11, 2010 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, that's fair enough.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 12, 2010 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

this junk is in a funk

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 11, 2010 10:04 AM PDT reply actions  

Lol ..that you should pick George Jones

Someone in the house is playing George Jones…I can hear it in the background…..“White Lightning” specifically

Rudy: ""McMillan has a philosophy of play and I do not think that will change by giving him a hug."’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 11, 2010 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

I googled "sad songs about death"

That one seemed to me to be the saddest

AMIAA

by tominhawaii on Apr 11, 2010 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

I would have picked this one ...cause i like to rock

Maybe in another life
I could find you there
Pulled away before your time
I can’t deal it’s so unfair

And it feels
And it feels like
Heaven’s so far away
And it feels
Yeah it feels like
The world has grown cold
Now that you’ve gone away

Leaving flowers on your grave
Show that I still care
But black roses and hail mary’s
Can’t bring back what’s taken from me
I reach to the sky
And call out your name
And if I could trade
I would

And it feels
And it feels like
Heaven’s so far away
And it stings
Yeah it stings now
The world is so cold
Now that you’ve gone away

Rudy: ""McMillan has a philosophy of play and I do not think that will change by giving him a hug."’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 11, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

here's one from me Idol

must have been the roses

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 11, 2010 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Great one.

This song has reminded me of a my wife a few times over the years.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 12, 2010 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sad songs say so much.

#10 & #52
"Shame on us if we agree all the time." -KP
AmorEst

by idoltime on Apr 12, 2010 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

lol

I heard you live your life like a candle in the wind

AMIAA

by tominhawaii on Apr 12, 2010 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mike Brown is killing my fantasy team.

i was really hoping LeBron would play today….

maybe his last game of the season he’ll play…..

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 11, 2010 10:05 AM PDT reply actions  

maybe you shouldn’t have relied on a single player to win a team game

by The Arkitect on Apr 11, 2010 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

i didn’t.

i’m not down much, it’s still really close. but i’m gonna have probably 3 less games started overall, and that matters quite a bit. LeBron is too good to drop cause there is a chance he could play again….it’s not like he’s injured and for sure not gonna play.

i can still win though….it’s just very much more in doubt now than it was before.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 11, 2010 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Same goes for Miss Roybot with Bosh

That “resting before the playoffs” of players for either very sucky teams or teams that have already secured their position is very unpredictable. It’s part of why I don’t like the playoff mode in fantasy sports.

by Norsktroll on Apr 11, 2010 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

the difference with Bosh is he’s hurt….so he for sure won’t play. LeBron could still play…..so i can’t drop him. if he was hurt i’d have dropped him a while ago and picked up someone. but if there’s even a chance he’ll play, then i have to have him cause he’ll for sure put me over the top. i still believe my team is good enough to win. FG% is in doubt, i’m only down 4 rebounds and 5 TO’s…..it’s not over by any means. i’m just gonna need extra big games from Lee/Rondo/Love/Terry

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 11, 2010 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

maybe you should stop you’re whining and accept your fate

by The Arkitect on Apr 11, 2010 10:33 AM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

is that the american way?

(i’m ahead in that matchup for the moment….)

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 11, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, but neither is working for the public school system…

by The Arkitect on Apr 11, 2010 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaha

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 12, 2010 7:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Cavs sending a message

We’re still going to kick your ass even without LeBron.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 11, 2010 10:48 AM PDT reply actions  

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Put a little boogie in it.

AMIAA

by tominhawaii on Apr 11, 2010 11:01 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Good lord

Rudy: ""McMillan has a philosophy of play and I do not think that will change by giving him a hug."’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 11, 2010 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions  

I couldn't resist even though you're a nice person

Free AK1984.

"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez

by blazeraddict on Apr 11, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

My best booger joke has to be done live

but the basic idea is this

Q: "What is green and goes 500mph in reverse??

then sniff really long and loud

Rudy: ""McMillan has a philosophy of play and I do not think that will change by giving him a hug."’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 11, 2010 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

Mickey &Minie Mouse are getting a divorce

The judge says, “So am i to understand you want a divorce because your wife is crazy?” Then Mickey says, “No, i said she was zaching Goofy!”

AMIAA

by tominhawaii on Apr 11, 2010 11:07 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Lol....much better

Rudy: ""McMillan has a philosophy of play and I do not think that will change by giving him a hug."’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 11, 2010 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

Omg, Roybot why aren't you jumping up and down?

The Masters are back on.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 11, 2010 11:09 AM PDT reply actions  

Oh, I am.

I am watching right now. I was gonna tell everyone it’s on, but figured I would spare you all my excitement.

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 11, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

What is the big deal that Tiger cussed?

EVERY GOLFER DOES IT. Get over it, people.

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 11, 2010 11:11 AM PDT reply actions  

Its supposed to be the new Tiger

Or something.

I liked it, it’s honest.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 11, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I don't get it.

He said he wasn’t gonna have a temper on the golf course anymore? That is silly.

People are just looking for any reason to criticize him now.

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 11, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

It wasn't even real cussing

He said “dammit” and “suck” …..the old fogeys who run golf and The Masters need to take a chill pill

Rudy: ""McMillan has a philosophy of play and I do not think that will change by giving him a hug."’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 11, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

He got pissed at himself

It’s not like he went Happy Gilmour and beat the crap out of Bob Barker.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 11, 2010 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

My wife gets mad at me for throwing my clubs

Ever sice i got one stuck in a tree

AMIAA

by tominhawaii on Apr 11, 2010 11:15 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

lol.....I snapped one myself

I quit that after playing in a tourney and seeing a guy do that …and the steel shaft ended up poked into his forearm

Rudy: ""McMillan has a philosophy of play and I do not think that will change by giving him a hug."’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 11, 2010 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I throw mine for fun

Golf doesnt make me as mad a be does

AMIAA

by tominhawaii on Apr 11, 2010 11:24 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Nice

Golf used to really piss me off…but doesn’t anymore

Rudy: ""McMillan has a philosophy of play and I do not think that will change by giving him a hug."’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 11, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, it makes me really angry.

I’ve never thrown my clubs or anything though. Most of the time when I played it was practice rounds or matches so I would have gotten a penalty. I would just cuss like Tiger Woods, but not loudly enough for people to hear me, cause that’s a penalty too.

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 11, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

A guy goes to the dr

He says, “i keep dreaming i am a wigwam then i’m a teepee.” The dr says, “I got it, your two tents.”

AMIAA

by tominhawaii on Apr 11, 2010 11:11 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Ok ....here goes

A six year old asks his mother where babies come from.

Mother: “Ummm…uh…The stork brings the baby”

Six year old: “Ahhh…well…ok. So…who zached the stork??”

Rudy: ""McMillan has a philosophy of play and I do not think that will change by giving him a hug."’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 11, 2010 11:13 AM PDT reply actions  

WOAH.

That was awesome.

P.S. Adam Scott is hot.

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 11, 2010 11:14 AM PDT reply actions  

Ian Polter just blinded me with his purple plaid pants

Rudy: ""McMillan has a philosophy of play and I do not think that will change by giving him a hug."’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 11, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I just read a joke ...

…and said “Ouch”

Rudy: ""McMillan has a philosophy of play and I do not think that will change by giving him a hug."’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 11, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

that’s one of my favorite jokes.

my favorite joke is "a horse walked in to a bar and the bartenders said “why the long face?”

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 11, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

a termite walks into a bar and says “is the bar tender here?”

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha…i’ve never heard that one….

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 11, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

FORE PLEASE!

Fred Couples now driving.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 11, 2010 11:20 AM PDT reply actions  

The ABC coverage of our game is funny

We are a total afterthought. I ain’t sensitive about that sort of thing, I get how it works, but it’s LakersLakersLakersLakers KobeKobeKobeKobe and, oh, they’re playing Portland but LakersLakersLakersLakersLakers KobeKobeKobeKobe.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 11, 2010 11:27 AM PDT reply actions  

After we beat SA earlier this year on TNT

Charles and Kenny didn’t talk more than 5 minutes about us, it was all Spurs.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 11, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

they talked about us for 30 sec's

jumpshooting, young team was the gist, and then Charles talked for awhile about what a powerhouse the spurs were and how they were the second best team in the west, and everyone would see how they are the only team that scares the lakers, blah blah blah….

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 11, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

RODNEY DANGERFIELD OF THE NBA

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok all

I am leaving, and might not be back till late. I am gonna try to avoid the game and watch it when I get home. I promise to be around for tonight.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 11, 2010 11:28 AM PDT reply actions  

you better be around for tonight…

#52

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah Gulp

just be here

Rudy: ""McMillan has a philosophy of play and I do not think that will change by giving him a hug."’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 11, 2010 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

AW YEAH

Not clean I know:

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by skywaker9 on Apr 11, 2010 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tiger

Choke

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by skywaker9 on Apr 11, 2010 11:31 AM PDT reply actions  

Couples just recovered from doing the same thing, and made par.

EP FTW!
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by TheTinfoil on Apr 11, 2010 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

I dont get that

Golf needs more commercials so that the dont show the same replay every dang hole

AMIAA

by tominhawaii on Apr 11, 2010 11:37 AM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Its part of why its a racist/sexist Tradition unlike any other

The Masters, on CBS.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 11, 2010 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Does "the masters"

Have anything to do with slavery?

AMIAA

by tominhawaii on Apr 11, 2010 11:43 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Don't know

But Bobby Jones, whom they loves to exhort, was quite racist not surprisingly.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 11, 2010 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

here is an interesting article about that subject

Bagger Vance

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 11, 2010 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Tiger can't recover

Bogey.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 11, 2010 11:46 AM PDT reply actions  

Really?

I kind of think the playoffs are a given at this point

AMIAA

by tominhawaii on Apr 11, 2010 11:55 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

the battle for position is not though

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 11, 2010 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I see

I dont mind it. I dont think the blazers can beat any of the top 4 in 7. It would be more fun to play the lakers. And last year i got the match up i wanted and it turned out crappy.

AMIAA

by tominhawaii on Apr 11, 2010 12:06 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Oh yeah

I was listening to a 16th seed back in march. He said to get to the championship game, we’ll probably have to go through them anyway, so might as well play them now.
that would be my stance this year if the blazer had better 1 guards

AMIAA

by tominhawaii on Apr 11, 2010 12:21 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

I would agree with this

Go big or go home. We always try hard against the Lakers, and I really really want to avoid the Jazz or Nuggets in the first round. Phoenix would be fun, but that ain’t happening. And I want the Mavs to play in their own bracket and avoid the Blazers in round 1.

by Norsktroll on Apr 11, 2010 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is going to be my new favorite show

sunset daze

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 11, 2010 11:50 AM PDT reply actions  

Tiger really has that "This all used to be so easy" look on his face

And he’s still in the top 5. If he gets back into shape over the Summer, he’ll be scary by the tour championship.

by Timmay! on Apr 11, 2010 11:54 AM PDT reply actions  

He is pulling a Phil

and choking on Sunday.

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 11, 2010 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

That requires being in the lead

Tiger just looks like a guy who’s considerably out of practice. I mean, he couldn’t even get it out of the trap. Wow.

by Timmay! on Apr 11, 2010 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Indeeed.

At least Freddy is keeping it together!

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 11, 2010 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

The replay. Wow.

There was nothing he could do.

For those not watching, he was just swinging back on his short putt, as a small leaf blew right into the path. The ball hit it and knocked it away from the hole.

by Timmay! on Apr 11, 2010 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can't help but chuckle at how crazy that is.

The chances of that happening….oh man. Really bad luck.

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 11, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

they're like goats

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 11, 2010 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder what uber christians think

When sports announcers talk about “golf gods” or other sports gods for that matter.

AMIAA

by tominhawaii on Apr 11, 2010 12:16 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

probably something involving abortion… I’m convinced that’s all they think about

by The Arkitect on Apr 11, 2010 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm gonna go get a reuben sandwich

then I’m gonna get zach-faced and beat my wife

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 11, 2010 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

you need to hire a nanny first

by The Arkitect on Apr 11, 2010 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

A pox on people named Phil today

Phil Jackson, Phil Mickelson…

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by skywaker9 on Apr 11, 2010 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh oh, I hope our starting guards don't have another 6-28 night

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

by Magnum on Apr 11, 2010 12:53 PM PDT reply actions  

The old tom would blame one guy for that 0-9 start

The Zers seem to be playing like crap and still in the game

AMIAA

by tominhawaii on Apr 11, 2010 1:18 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

We need much better play from our guards if we want to pull this out

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

by Magnum on Apr 11, 2010 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Andre is showing signs of life

we will have to get something from the Rudy/Bayless/Webster enigma triumvirate to put us over the top, I feel.

by atomiccafe on Apr 11, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Camby was awesome and the bench was decent finally. If LMA would box out Odom once in a while, we’d be ahead.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 1:41 PM PDT reply actions  

what happened to LNA? i liked it better.

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by TheTinfoil on Apr 11, 2010 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

my bad— habits are hard to break.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Troll

AMIAA

by tominhawaii on Apr 11, 2010 1:44 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

Tiger WOW

EP FTW!
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by TheTinfoil on Apr 11, 2010 2:07 PM PDT reply actions  

what’s going on in golf right now?

by EvilKaramazov on Apr 11, 2010 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Masters, fool.

Tiger 3 shots back after 10

EP FTW!
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by TheTinfoil on Apr 11, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, i know it’s the masters, i just haven’t checked any of it today…

by EvilKaramazov on Apr 11, 2010 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd like AK to come back for one hour to defend JVG's ridiculous commentary.

EP FTW!
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by TheTinfoil on Apr 11, 2010 2:11 PM PDT reply actions  

was he ever a fan of his commentary?

#52

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

seems a reasonable conclusion that if what you saw while not coaching is stupid,

what you would say as a coach would also be stupid.

EP FTW!
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by TheTinfoil on Apr 11, 2010 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

public speaking is very difficult. Some of the most brilliant people say dumb things when they try to talk for two hours.

His coaching record is what we should look at, not his analysis on television.

#52

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Juwan’s veteran savvy. :)

#52

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like

No Evil Vulcans! Only the good, albeit emotionless, kind.

by Y5k on Apr 11, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice shot Marty

Rudy: ""McMillan has a philosophy of play and I do not think that will change by giving him a hug."’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 11, 2010 2:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Those guys are tools

Marty’s fingers got bent back when fell to the ground….I saw it on the first replay

Rudy: ""McMillan has a philosophy of play and I do not think that will change by giving him a hug."’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 11, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

they're not watching the game

I won’t hold the lack of insight against them personally for that reason.

by atomiccafe on Apr 11, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

They replayed three times when they were discussing it

Rudy: ""McMillan has a philosophy of play and I do not think that will change by giving him a hug."’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 11, 2010 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes...very ....seems his slump might be over

he is having great game today…plus he was good in the Mavs game (and woulda been better if they had been calling fouls that game).

Rudy: ""McMillan has a philosophy of play and I do not think that will change by giving him a hug."’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 11, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he would pulled up for a jumper on that shot.....

…I would been firmly in Tommy’s haterz club…just sayin’

Rudy: ""McMillan has a philosophy of play and I do not think that will change by giving him a hug."’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 11, 2010 2:57 PM PDT reply actions  

NICE JOB REFS!!!

2 Bad calls right in row

Rudy: ""McMillan has a philosophy of play and I do not think that will change by giving him a hug."’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 11, 2010 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Make that 3 ...a-holes!

Rudy: ""McMillan has a philosophy of play and I do not think that will change by giving him a hug."’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 11, 2010 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

good call on the last one. Aldridge leaned into Bryant.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

moving screen was a bad call.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whatever man

Rudy: ""McMillan has a philosophy of play and I do not think that will change by giving him a hug."’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 11, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

offensive foul on Dre was weak They have been letting physical play go, then a guy with one leg out of bounds takes a charge.

#52

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

inexcusable to not call Fisher running into Web and then calling the one on Dre. That’s where we got hosed.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

but this time they didn’t let it get to them… they are learning (hopefully)

by The Arkitect on Apr 11, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree on those two calls. The LMA call is a 50-50 in normal game time, but not Kobe in the clutch.

#52

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

i coulda sworn that was Webster trying to take that… he wasn’t square though whoever it was, so it’s a good call, just not one we woulda liked

by The Arkitect on Apr 11, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

then were they talking about Marty going from Goat to Hero? did I miss something else he messed up? (besides not executing a swim move to get around Fishers pancake block)

by The Arkitect on Apr 11, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

bonehead foul on Kobe.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

he fouled Kobe when we were up 1.

by atomiccafe on Apr 11, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

fouling in the penalty.

#52

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I recall a foul, possibly.

#52

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

gotcha (all of you)… I was thinking that that was the charge foul and not the other one… they all blur together in my brain now thanks to the adrenaline

by The Arkitect on Apr 11, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think that should matter

LMA there before Kobe even started moving …Kobe should be required to go around him

Rudy: ""McMillan has a philosophy of play and I do not think that will change by giving him a hug."’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 11, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

LMA was not set, and he leaned.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

How bout you leave me alone

You have said it to me ….so why don’t you give it a try

Rudy: ""McMillan has a philosophy of play and I do not think that will change by giving him a hug."’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 11, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never said I wouldn’t respond to your posts. You said that about my posts. Are you asking me to no longer reply to you with my opinion?

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

You stated that opinion about 5 times already ...so yeah

plus you have made it clear that you don’t want any response from me in the past …multiple times

Rudy: ""McMillan has a philosophy of play and I do not think that will change by giving him a hug."’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 11, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s just flat out not true. When have I ever asked you not to respond to me?

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

you two need to get a room and hug it out

by The Arkitect on Apr 11, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Screw that

Rudy: ""McMillan has a philosophy of play and I do not think that will change by giving him a hug."’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 11, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

92, would you like to borrow the link in my sig for awhile?

EP FTW!
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by TheTinfoil on Apr 11, 2010 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

you need to make it a clickable link.

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 11, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

What?

Rudy: ""McMillan has a philosophy of play and I do not think that will change by giving him a hug."’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 11, 2010 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

i don't know how to make it a clickable link

but if you copy and paste it into a new tab, you’ll like it, i promise.

EP FTW!
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by TheTinfoil on Apr 11, 2010 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

here

EP FTW!
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by TheTinfoil on Apr 11, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love you too, Tin.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw that in yesterday's JD.

I can’t really deny the similarities, can I? I have no good response.

EP FTW!
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by TheTinfoil on Apr 11, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOW BOUT THE RESPONSE THAT URE IN LOVE WITH JUSTIN BIEBER!?!

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that LMA call was correct at any time. Tough call, but a correct one.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too after the replay.

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"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree. That should have been called. The last one was clearly on Aldridge though. Correct call.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

He that is a 50-50 call at best ...at best

Rudy: ""McMillan has a philosophy of play and I do not think that will change by giving him a hug."’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 11, 2010 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

its going to be Miller taking the shot.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 3:05 PM PDT reply actions  

What?

Rudy: ""McMillan has a philosophy of play and I do not think that will change by giving him a hug."’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 11, 2010 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

It looked like you were calling for 0-3

I read it better after

Rudy: ""McMillan has a philosophy of play and I do not think that will change by giving him a hug."’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 11, 2010 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

big win. huge game coming up against OKC.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 3:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Isn't every game a huge game?

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Apr 11, 2010 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a nutso ending.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Apr 11, 2010 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Triple brain fart. Great description jake.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Apr 11, 2010 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

wild ending. i was close to never watching the nba again

suck it kobe bryant

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah, the charge followed by the blocking foul both against the Blazers

were absurd

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

by Magnum on Apr 11, 2010 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh and the Derek Fisher moving screen against Webster for Kobe's 3

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

by Magnum on Apr 11, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was the moving screen that the worst.

#52

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

not to mention the no call on fisher forcing webster back about 10 feet. you don’t have to make that call, but once it is clear the offense gains an advantage, that should have been an automatic whistle

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

poorly worded, but you get the idea

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

The key was once it gave the offense a clear advantage (as soon as Kobe had a clean look), you have to blow the whistle.

Terrible, terrible “only in LA” call.

by Timmay! on Apr 11, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s the word on the street

by The Arkitect on Apr 11, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

clearly a correct call on the LMA block. The O-foul on Dre was the only play where we clearly got hosed— if you are going to call that you have to call the Fisher play.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think it's clear

(unless I missed him standing on the restricted area)

Aldridge got there and was planted.

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

by Magnum on Apr 11, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

he was turned the wrong way, and leaned into Kobe.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ball don't lie

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by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

he kept us in it in the first quarter.

#52

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kept saying to myself

“Where would we BE without him?!?!?!”

And then, “How did we win with Juwan starting?!?!”

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 11, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jerryd Bayless played like a superstar for about six consecutive games, which allowed us to win some games we had no right to be in.

by atomiccafe on Apr 11, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

his defense has been fantastic recently.

#52

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did Dante pull a one trillion?!?!

#52

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

that was like watching a my name is earl episode

karma came back to bite the l*kers in the butt

by HD on Apr 11, 2010 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

yes

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

hopefully brandon’s alright. i think he will be okay

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 3:21 PM PDT reply actions  

it seems so tame and dumb right now.

#52

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phil is taking the victory stroll up the 16th

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by TheTinfoil on Apr 11, 2010 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

he has it locked up? Philthy will be happy.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

well....not exactly locked. he has a 3 stroke lead with 3 to play

but given his history, i probably shouldn’t have said anything

EP FTW!
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by TheTinfoil on Apr 11, 2010 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

what he has to do is continue t put the ball in the cup in fewer strokes than the other players have

by The Arkitect on Apr 11, 2010 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

indeed

EP FTW!
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by TheTinfoil on Apr 11, 2010 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

FTFY

I don’t even care about the Masters anymore

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

by Magnum on Apr 11, 2010 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

the weird thing about the bad calls tonight

I can’t remember any particularly bad calls before that. There was the no-call on LA that Nate got a T for, and a somewhat dubious travel on Dre, but really it was reasonably well officiated and under control until the last 45 seconds.

by atomiccafe on Apr 11, 2010 3:24 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

In the history of basketball, have their ever been three worse fouls in a five second span? Ever?

from the live chat in the daily dime at ESPN

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

by Magnum on Apr 11, 2010 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

obviously they missed the Dallas game

by The Arkitect on Apr 11, 2010 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

didn't say no calls or bad reffing

those were all legitimate whistles on some of the dumbest fouls in clutch time ever

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

by Magnum on Apr 11, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is an awesome stat
johnhollinger: Lakers now 15-11 since break, including 4-10 against the other 14 teams that have clinched playoff spots

by HD on Apr 11, 2010 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice.

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

in your neck of the woods playin’ the Dubs.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

go stephen curry

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

How far back are the Blazers from OKC now?

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Apr 11, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Half game

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

half game.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

1/2 game

Wow. If you told me that a month ago, I would have called you a liar.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Apr 11, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks Cab & Faj

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Apr 11, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha

Im a Faj

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

tomorrow is for the third spot in the division and the sixth seed.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah I see that

Strange year in the standings this has been. Makes me (and a lot of people) wonder how good the Blazers could have been with Oden & Przy.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Apr 11, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

really freakin’ good.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would be in Timmay's line of thinking had I been a Blazer fan.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Apr 11, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

does need to be said that our starting C play right now is still quite strong and Roy seems to be more comfortable playing with Camby than he ever did with Oden.

Obviously, when Oden’s on the court, he does a lot more than Camby, but its hard to say just how much better we’d be. Possibly a ton better, possibly a more modest improvement.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I also think the injuries helped Miller & Roy get more comfortable. So there are silver linings potentially for Portland here.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Apr 11, 2010 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its hard to know how to feel right now. The Blazers are looking good, but how much stock do we put in it when its being driven to such a significant degree by Miller and Camby? Its really nice to feel like we have every chance to at least be competitive in the first round (unless we get Denver), but its hard to know what it means for the future when both Roy and Aldridge have regressed since last year (in Roy’s case probably mostly due to injury).

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

LaMarcus, in the second half of the season, has shown that he has not regressed from last year. He always plays poorly and then peaks at the end of the year.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

he should work on that

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

by Magnum on Apr 11, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we're gonna give Dre a pass for it, we might as well give LMA one too.

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dre has many seasons of high level play

is the NBA iron man and is much older (NBA terms) than Aldridge. Miller has reasons to be given leeway, Aldridge does not. He’s a young guy in great shape, he should be able to play well all year.

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

by Magnum on Apr 11, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

plus Andre started the season off the bench for reasons unknown.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

fine, it can be annoying. But I’d sure rather have a guy who struggles to get into rhythm but consistently does play his best at the end of the season.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

With Cab on this one.

EvilCowtownInc: Screwin Suckaz over since 1985......

No mistakes in the tango, Donna. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....

by pookeyguru on Apr 11, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s going to finish with a PER in line with season #2, probably a little lower.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

and it’s risen from 16.5ish at midseason. So you’re telling me that we’ll never see LaMarcus be as good as he was last year? Because you’ve seen that LaMarcus the whole second half of the year.

PER is fine, but much of the gap is just his lesser usage.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

all I’m saying is that LaMarcus had a better season last year than he did this year. His 2nd half splits have not quite been as good as last year, either. He’s more or less the same guy, though. Maybe I should have said “plateaud.”

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

What it means

I think what it means is we really should go for it next year. Forget trying to get a point guard of the future—re-sign Camby, try to add a reliable bench scorer who can get his own shot and try to win the title.

We don’t know how many healthy years we’re going to get out of Roy and Oden together, we need to make sure every chance will count.

by atomiccafe on Apr 11, 2010 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

also

based on this realization regarding the fragility of the title window, I have recently come around to the idea that we need a coach who can get us to play defense now.

by atomiccafe on Apr 11, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

someone who can get LMA to play this kind of defense all year long.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

the reg. season doesn’t really matter anymore

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is very true.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

but defense is also a habit; I’d ilke to see LMA at least try on that end before March.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

fair enough.

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

the Spurs did win as a sixth seed. Seeding matters, but it’s not do or die.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was the Rockets that won from the 6 seed, no?

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

good call.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

right. it’s all about matchups and if your team can go out and win games away from home

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

meh. title teams are going to have to go out and win games away from home in the playoffs anyways

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

having the top seed is an advantage though. its crazy to think otherwise.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

well sure.

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

it definitely is. That being said, I’d rather have a player play at a 17 PER in the final 41 after a 13 PER in the first 41 rather than a 15 PER guy all year long.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

if we are changing coaches, I want to watch our offense and not want to shut my eyes. I realize this is selfish.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice

Andre Miller and Scott Skiles does not strike me as a happy marriage. :)

by atomiccafe on Apr 11, 2010 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure ....

….the results of this game (and season) should be for us to fire the coach . Brilliant

Rudy: ""McMillan has a philosophy of play and I do not think that will change by giving him a hug."’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 11, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

we can’t win a title if Brandon is going to be 50% committed on defense (and this is before any injury troubles). That’s why, it has nothing to do with how much we’ve overachieved this year.

by atomiccafe on Apr 11, 2010 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

he is far more committed and focused in the postseason. we saw it last year

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

defense is habit. The greats of recent years, like LeBron, Kobe, or Duncan, don’t wait until the playoffs to play defense.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

as a leader of the team

he needs to be instilling accountability in his teammates on both ends, not making his own effort variable.

by atomiccafe on Apr 11, 2010 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gee ...and I thought the point of sports was to max out our abilities

and point of coaching was to help players do this ….so that being said ….I will just repeat what I said previously ……the results of this game (and season) should be for us to fire the coach . Brilliant

Rudy: ""McMillan has a philosophy of play and I do not think that will change by giving him a hug."’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 11, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

the point of sports is to win a championship.

by atomiccafe on Apr 11, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok ...so if we don't win one this year

the season was a failure…the coach is a failure….Brandon Roy is a failure….BTW …Jerry Sloan is a also failure…Charles Barkley is a failure….Dan Marino is a failure …ect. Duly noted

Rudy: ""McMillan has a philosophy of play and I do not think that will change by giving him a hug."’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 11, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just chiming in

This was the season where we were gonna see if Nate could do it with a championship level roster. Until Greg went down, it wasn’t looking like he could but there was obviously a ton of time left for the team to gel and/or trades to happen and whatnot. The injuries have denied us of our test year.

Now we get to decide to jump off of the proverbial cliff and get a new coach or take an equally large risk in keeping Nate. I hope that the right decision is made. There are some things that Nate does that I absolutely hate. I can’t fault him for keeping our guys motivated and eventually correcting some of his older mistakes though. Our guys have been great this year.

I believe that any coach can win a championship if they have the right roster. I guess it just comes down to patience and whether we believe that we have enough time for the conservative nature of McMillan to come through.

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let me be clear

Firing Nate after this team has overcame overwhelmingly odds to win more than anyone could reasonably expect is wrong…dead wrong

Rudy: ""McMillan has a philosophy of play and I do not think that will change by giving him a hug."’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 11, 2010 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Even though I support the idea of getting a new coach

I think I agree with you here… At least one more year.

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

For me, Nate clearly does not deserve to get fired, but if the team believes (as I do) that he’s not the right coach to win a title, they still need to make a move. They won’t, however, and its hard to be too upset about that.

Nate has done a solid job this year.

The playoffs will be telling.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec

even though I hate you

I shouldn't complain but sometimes I still do.

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Apr 11, 2010 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

absolutely the right call.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

considering how the awkwardness with Andre and Roy smoothed, I gotta think it would be similar with Greg after a season.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

18001/36002 game.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NELLY!

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

batum was awesome defensively today. as was martell

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Felt like most of them were early opportunity/fast break.

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

he was absolutely having his way with Aldridge, or that’s the way it seemed.

by atomiccafe on Apr 11, 2010 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heheh. Maybe his sugar rush wore off

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah LA was v. good

made strong moves on Gasol and had a couple good looks out of double teams.

by atomiccafe on Apr 11, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought it was great that we actually went to him late in the game.

He had a good shot that just missed, luckily Camby is awesome and tipped it in.

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 11, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was making his move noticeably quicker than usual, and it helped a ton.

by atomiccafe on Apr 11, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Has anyone mentioned we broke the Lakers streak

of winning games when they are leading going into the fourth?

The Mikes would have.

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 11, 2010 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

FINALLY

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

by Magnum on Apr 11, 2010 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

What horribel end game playmaking by both teams

Except Marty.

Pau for 3?

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 11, 2010 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

they were just playing the odds

Pau was 9-12 at that point!

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

by Magnum on Apr 11, 2010 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow, Tiger finished at -11? He could have won!

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Pretty crazy that him and KJ Choi

shot the same thing all four days.

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 11, 2010 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

All things considered, Tiger has to be pretty happy with his performance.

EP FTW!
http://16.media.tumblr.com/9N2P6wFyQqyavb17MUEdieCXo1_400.jpg

by TheTinfoil on Apr 11, 2010 3:36 PM PDT reply actions  

He's Tiger. He won't be.

Like him or hate him, he’s there to win. This will make him work harder for the next tournament.

by Timmay! on Apr 11, 2010 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tiger Woods YOU SUCK

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm still pumped up after this win!

WE DID IT FOLKS!

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 11, 2010 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Baring a choke job by Phil

This one belongs to him

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 11, 2010 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Odds of our favorite customer of Subway being back after

this GDT gem?

EP FTW!
http://16.media.tumblr.com/9N2P6wFyQqyavb17MUEdieCXo1_400.jpg

by TheTinfoil on Apr 11, 2010 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

He still thinks bustabucket is Sheed from bustabucket.com.

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 11, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, you're asking what Thomas saying

he was referring to Jerryd

EP FTW!
http://16.media.tumblr.com/9N2P6wFyQqyavb17MUEdieCXo1_400.jpg

by TheTinfoil on Apr 11, 2010 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

what just happened?

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

We beat LA

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 11, 2010 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was bizzaro world

Portland wins in LA without Roy
Pau Gasol take the potential game tying shot instead of Kobe
Martell Webster is more clutch than Kobe

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

by Magnum on Apr 11, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

One Phil won

The other didn’t today.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 11, 2010 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I think back on this season

Games like this will stick in my mind. When this team had many chances to fold it in this year, this refused to.

They may not always win, but they go out fighting and that’s all I can ask.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 11, 2010 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Two questions.

First, if Brandon doesn’t play tomorrow night, who fills that starting spot? Martell? Rudy? Bayless?

Second, anyone heard about Martell? He played through the pain, but he landed very poorly on his hand.

by Timmay! on Apr 11, 2010 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Probably jammed a finger

I would guess.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 11, 2010 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hyper-extended

his fingers

Rudy: ""McMillan has a philosophy of play and I do not think that will change by giving him a hug."’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 11, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

bayless

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

rudy

because that marty and batum line up was really bad on offense

by HD on Apr 11, 2010 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think it was bayless

they just looked like they had no idea were to go with the ball

by HD on Apr 11, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is still some weird law that says that Batum and Wesbter can't have good O games the same time

But I dont’ mind today.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 11, 2010 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Hollinger FTW
Thunder the big loser of this Blazer-LA game. Most likely will need either a win tomorrow in Portland or a Spurs loss to avoid 8th seed

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 11, 2010 3:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes.

You got it right.

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

  
Portland has won four out of five games against the Lakers for the first time since 1997.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 11, 2010 3:57 PM PDT reply actions  

:D

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

anyone else catch van gundy saying he would punch andre?

they were talking about his shout off with nate and van gundy just straight up said “i would punch him for talking back like that and i wouldn’t say i was sorry.” Idk if that makes me want him more or less as a coach

by HD on Apr 11, 2010 3:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Van Gundy is whiny

He also talked about the “Decline of practice” in the NBA.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 11, 2010 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have never heard an announcer openly hate a player as much as JVG was hating Bayless.

by atomiccafe on Apr 11, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bayless took some stupid shots for sure.

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

JVG was unhappy when JB took a contested jumper with 20 on the clock

That’s definitely an understandable complaint.

Funny thing: When I see old 90’s teams play on NBA TV classic games, Kersey and Drexler used to do that all the time.

by Timmay! on Apr 11, 2010 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha.

Sometimes I watch old games of various teams and wonder how they could have won so many times.

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Andre does it a lot, too.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agreed with him there.

It was a facepalm moment.

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 11, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Physical game for the most part

Only 29 FTs attempted by both teams

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

it was a pretty clean game.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the way ESPN/ABC sound mix their games tones the crowd down a ton. I hate it.

Not disputing that the crowd sucks tho.

by atomiccafe on Apr 11, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Part of it also seems to be LA's lack of caring.

It was deeead during the third quarter.

Whatever, THE BLAZERS WON!

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 11, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Until the last few minutes

It was a well officiated game.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 11, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bulls by 10 at half in Toronto

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by skywaker9 on Apr 11, 2010 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Hedlol Turklolglu

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by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hedo is 1-7 but with 10- boards and 8 dimes

Jack is 4-5 for them.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 11, 2010 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jack is having easily his best year.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Update
“Yeah, we’re hoping that it’s not too serious. We decided to hold him the second half and get some x-rays and we’ll look at him again tomorrow.”

Straight Independent.

by L-TrainFTW! on Apr 11, 2010 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

x-rays would indicate they’re worried about the patella, right? Maybe he meant MRI.

#52
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by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

the reports I read said it was an MRI

by atomiccafe on Apr 11, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which as I said is SOP for ANY injury at all

Its almost always negative.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 11, 2010 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

It was unnoticed perhaps but I wonder if Nate's T today helped our team

By getting the refs to be fairer (at least til the very end).

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by skywaker9 on Apr 11, 2010 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

It may also have awoken the team

they looked really listless for the first 5-6 mins—disorganized on offense and slothful on defense. Then they dug in and put in a really decent effort.

by atomiccafe on Apr 11, 2010 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Considering the circumstances

WIN

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by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

And win totals are down across teh league this year

Thanks to more parity.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 11, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

so, it isn’t an outstanding achievement to win 49 games having missed 304 games due to injury?

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol, it clearly is. i didn’t say it wasn’t.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

not everything I say is negative.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

well played.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

how awesome is Marcus Camby?

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's one of those players that I really didn't know until now

I completely understand why he won DFOY.

Now we fully understand the importance of having a few vets. I bet the rest of the players are paying close attention.

by Timmay! on Apr 11, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

there is no reason we can’t keep stocking up with veterans, year after year. That’s how San Antonio won their titles.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know that LaMarcus is. It might be him amping himself up as usual towards the end of the season but I believe Camby has taught him a lot in the short time that he has been here.

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by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I still treasure the look on LMA’s face when he explained how you can’t rebound AND block shots.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

just pointing out that your statement was ambiguous. I agree that we should give credit to Ahndray Miller, he is a man.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.

He’s just giving the credit to Miller and Camby which feels like he’s taking it away from everybody else.

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by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah. Roy has still been our most important player, and over the whole season, LMA has clearly contributed the 2nd most (though one could argue that Miller would be #2 if Nate had started him all year).

Miller and Camby have been the difference makers that we didn’t have last year, and that’s negated the injuries.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

They have been difference makers. Blake couldn’t have done what Dre did today.

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by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like JVG was saying

it’s amazing how he can find a seam even though they sag off him into the paint. Remarkable player.

by atomiccafe on Apr 11, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

the only word I can find to aptly describe Dre’s game is “baller.”

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lobtastic.

He’s saved our asses with some of those.

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by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

And they have been the keys

Both of them have made HUGE plays when we needed them time and time again.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 11, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Andre has one of the best contracts in the league.

by atomiccafe on Apr 11, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I remember some dumb journalist on twitter saying that his contract had ruined us financially. He was just sure it was for five years and big money.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, he did work for somebody.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would give the East champ, provided its Orlando or Cleveland, a full 75% chance to win the finals at this point.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Yup

All of the west teams have deep flaws.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 11, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very strange that every West team is flawed.

It was a bad year to have such injury problems. Any West team could sneak into the Finals this year.

by Timmay! on Apr 11, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

its legitimately true. any of the 8 have a chance.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

it won’t be changing much in the future. It’s going to be up for grabs

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

as long as it ain’t Kobe, I am cool. I’d like LeBron to get his.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know that it impacts it much. Maybe makes it marginally more probable.

I hope he doesnt’ demand to go to Dallas.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Keeping him on the east coast is a good idea.

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by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Never wish LeBron to get his

if he starts he might never stop

Rudy: ""McMillan has a philosophy of play and I do not think that will change by giving him a hug."’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 11, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

man

I just checked the futures odds—the Magic are +450 and the Lakers are +145. Those odds on the Magic are tasty, they are very good.

by atomiccafe on Apr 11, 2010 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey…

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow. that’s nuts. KP2 and Hollinger both have Orlando ranked #1 right now.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

They’re really really good. Gelling has occured.

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by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am to the point where, while LA is still the favorite out west, I take the field over them, and its not even a tough call. I think they clearly have a less than 50% chance to win the west.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is particularly true

if they end up playing the Spurs in the first round. That means they would go through 3 series where I don’t think you could make them more than 60/65% favorites (Spurs—Jazz—Nuggets). .65^3 = 27%.

by atomiccafe on Apr 11, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I will say I think Cleveland are deserved favorites due to LeBron. The Magic HAVE to be a close #2 though, base on their play this year and the way they dismantled CLE in the playoffs last year.

Vegas must think the Lakers are bored.

by atomiccafe on Apr 11, 2010 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

btw

we are +2650, for the true homers in the house.

by atomiccafe on Apr 11, 2010 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t see Utah beating LA.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

matchups wise, its hard to see, but Utah has been the best team in the West for a while now (with the possible exception of SA), so if they avoid LA, they’ve got a chance.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think SA should scare the crap out of LA.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

they have to. SA has the size and they are in great form. If Manu keeps playing like he has been, they can win that series. As much as a 40% chance.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Manu.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hated him for a few years at the end of the Spurs run of dominance when I was rooting for the fun Suns. Now I like him again.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

sounds like me and LMA, but on a daily basis. ;)

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's like Kobe to me.

Hate him for years, but due to longevity and craftiness end up respecting the hell out of him despite my best wishes.

by sammy on Apr 11, 2010 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

absolutely. San Antonio is a scary, scary team. I think, beyond Manu, the key has been McDyess playing at unreasonably high level for his age.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bulls by 17

Running away with it.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 11, 2010 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

BTW

Martell FTW today.

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by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Ahhh yes.

The Spurs game on my Birthday.

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 11, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

home vs. SA in a similar situation.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope

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"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

ROSE STUFFS HEDO!

NICE!

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by skywaker9 on Apr 11, 2010 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

B-Roy on his knee
“doesn’t feel right … doesn’t feel right at all”

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by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

http://blog.oregonlive.com/behindblazersbeat/2010/04/brandon_roy_scheduled_for_mri.html

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by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

But then he says its just painful if he touches it

So who the heck knows? I ain’t a sports doctor.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 11, 2010 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

He’s scared and can get a little emo. I get like that around knee injuries too.

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by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

i hope emo roy doesn't come back


that hair is not a good look for him

by HD on Apr 11, 2010 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

No Evil Vulcans! Only the good, albeit emotionless, kind.

by Y5k on Apr 11, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

we should definitely wait to see the MRI before getting worried. He’s an emotional fella.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

i hope he says something to the effect of ‘i dont think i will be available for the postseason’, only to suit up tomorrow after finding out it’s just a bruised knee and he’s ok to play on it

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bulls by 19 after three

One step closer to being witnesses to LeBron beating them in 5.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 11, 2010 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

In 5?

I’d be surprised if the series went that far.

by sammy on Apr 11, 2010 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they win game 3 at home

Because Cleveland gets bored.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 11, 2010 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

I misread that and thought you wrote “I think Cleveland wins in 3.”

LeBron is good and all but…

by atomiccafe on Apr 11, 2010 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

little known rule— if a team wins each of the 3 games by at least 25 points, the series is over.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should have told that to Miami and Atlanta last year

Least competitive 7-game series I have ever seen, 7 games, 7 blowouts.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 11, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

the Houston-LA series was a little like that.

by atomiccafe on Apr 11, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

There were a few good games though

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by skywaker9 on Apr 11, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm. Maybe.

My prediction is the Cavs lose one game combined between the 1st and 2nd rounds, and get shocked in their first game vs. the Magic in the ECF. As for who wins that series… heads or tails?

by sammy on Apr 11, 2010 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

On the difference between a great shot and a smart shot

Phil Mickelson: “A Great shot is when you pull it off…..a smart shot is when you don’t have the guts to try it”’

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 11, 2010 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

that is a great quote

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 11, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

SS&R headline

The Lakers Are Inventing Bizarre New Ways to Lose : http://www.silverscreenandroll.com/2010/4/11/1416087/the-lakers-are-inventing-bizarre

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by skywaker9 on Apr 11, 2010 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

We now see how important Bosh was to Toronto

And to some extent, the quality of the team and possibly coaching built around him.

by Timmay! on Apr 11, 2010 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

They would be so bad in the west

They’re basically the Warriors, they can score but can’t play D.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 11, 2010 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bosh >>>>> anyone on the Warriors.

but yeah, hard to see them finishing better than Mem/Hou/NO

by sammy on Apr 11, 2010 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tops in offense, dead last in defense

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by skywaker9 on Apr 11, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

By efficiency,

TOR 6th in Off / 30th in Def
GSW 13th in Off / 29th in Def

They both suck.

by sammy on Apr 11, 2010 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

GSW would probably be a lot more efficient on offense if Monta wasn't so horrible at being efficient.

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by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is going to be my background for the next few years unless the Blazers win a title or something.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Thats cool

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by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes

Any time that can get boat raced by the Wiz at home is vulnerable.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 11, 2010 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ll probably pick the C’s. I was convinced the Bucks would beat them, but without Bogut I think the C’s win.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

If pressed to make a firm prediction, I'd take the C's

but I think the upset’s still very much in play. The C’s haven’t looked right in a long time.

by sammy on Apr 11, 2010 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hedo exits the game to booing louder than anything we had Friday

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by skywaker9 on Apr 11, 2010 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

wait, is this boxscore right, Hedo has 19 rebounds and 9 dimes?

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

ouch, not a good pitch, Lincecum.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

what happened? i was out playing ball

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

mccann destroyed a lincecum fastball to right center on a rainy day with the wind blowing in.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

he was the reason we never made the playoffs. it was all his fault.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was very surprised it came up

Unlike all previous years, he’s got a fresh contract this year. Perhaps it’s related?

I couldn’t tell if they were just commenting generally about it, or actually trying to hint at more.

by Timmay! on Apr 11, 2010 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

they still have a chance. they close with Detroit and New York and they have the tiebreaker. Win those 2 and they just need Chi to lose to Boston or @ Charlotte.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

and ever since Jack has left, the Pacers have started a nonstop ascent into the NBA’s elite.

by atomiccafe on Apr 11, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

every week like clockwork

No Evil Vulcans! Only the good, albeit emotionless, kind.

by Y5k on Apr 11, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Kevin Pritchard does get fired this summer, pursuing Hedo should be reason #1, not the 2007 draft. I really hope we keep him though.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Hedo thing was so weird,

it almost makes me wonder if Pritchard was the one who wanted him.

by sammy on Apr 11, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I more wonder if it was Paul that wanted him. He falls in love with guys.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's a reasonable question

“We worked for this cap space, now let’s spend it on the best player available!”

by Timmay! on Apr 11, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dang.

I’m glad to hear you say that Jake, since you would have been OK firing him if he didn’t make a midseason trade.

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 11, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

the Camby trade did a lot to reassure me.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

incredible deal.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Next year, do you start Camby or Oden?

i say start Camby, let Oden come off the bench and prove himself

by CroRupt on Apr 11, 2010 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

as good as Camby has been, its not even close to as well as Oden was playing before he got hurt.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

but we have to trade pryz

love the man, but we can get some more firepower for him and bring in the other Joel from europe as a backup PF

by CroRupt on Apr 11, 2010 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joel won't be ready to go for a while

If he comes back okay, we can always use a 3rd center, and otherwise he is (sadly) an expiring deal.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 11, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ya gotta start Oden. Camby won’t mind.

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by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

More pressing question

Who do we put on KD tommorow? GAH?

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by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 5:30 PM PDT reply actions  

no one

let him for 50 and guard everyone else

by CroRupt on Apr 11, 2010 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

the key really is limiting the easy scores in transition. Make it ugly.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

make it stink!

No Evil Vulcans! Only the good, albeit emotionless, kind.

by Y5k on Apr 12, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lol.

I’d be okay with that. Seriously, though, Nic did a pretty decent job on him last time. Batum’s feet are super fast and he was able to shut down the drive pretty decently.

by sammy on Apr 11, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

his greatest asset is being able to match up with the tall guys like Dirk and Durant. He has something like a 74’’ wingspan.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I expected the length,

but I’ve been more impressed by Batum’s quickness. He’s does a really good job of keeping his man in front.

by sammy on Apr 11, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

definitely. Like they said today, he is one of the absolute best at defending Kobe.

His length just makes him special because, against any undersized 2, it’s not a fair fight. Watching Ben Gordon try to score on him was funny.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is he ever assigned point guards?

Brooks has been doing this stupid thing recently of putting Thabo on pgs if that’s the opposing team’s best player (like Williams, Nash, Billups). He’s gotten destroyed because they’re just too fast. I’d be curious to see how Batum does in similar spots.

by sammy on Apr 11, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

with mixed success. He did pretty well against Brooks and CP3, but had trouble against Deron.

by atomiccafe on Apr 11, 2010 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

like atomic says, it’s mixed results. He’s done fairly well against Harris, Brooks, and Paul, but the picks Utah sets were hard for him to get around in chasing Deron. Also, Deron is allowed to carry the ball, which helps.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nic?

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

anyone else notice how well bayless guards big guys

at least for his size. last game i thought he held his own nicely against dirk( not the 1st time he has done that) and today there were some play where he did fine guarding bigs off switches(also the l*kers did a nice job of not always giving it to the big guy, that did help)

by HD on Apr 11, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just sayin

Marty did a good job in this game.

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by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

he didn’t do as well last time. Nic fared better.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s a luxury.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t mind keeping the Party around long term. He’s a team guy.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep

I don’t think $5 million a year is a horrible price to pay for an additional guy to throw at Carmelo and LeBron, two of the biggest obstacles to our title ambitions.

by atomiccafe on Apr 11, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Marty is a Kobe stopper

In both our wins he played great D on Kobe.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 11, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Marty will see some time guarding Durant, but Nic will start and finish.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

key to tomorrow’s game is Dre hitting the midrange jumper and LaMarcus in the post. Without Brandon, they’ll be able to do what they did last time and overwhelm LMA with doubles. This means that we’ll need someone to make them pay for double-teaming. Rudy and Jerryd, this is your cue.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 5:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Rudy seems like he's back to form

and i expect Roy to miss the post season as well

by CroRupt on Apr 11, 2010 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't

I think he’ll be back for game 1.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 11, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd like to see Rudy give us some of the passing he did tonight

My fear is that OKC are a very aggressive team pressuring perimeter dribblers, something that gives Rudy a lot of trouble. LA didn’t really look concerned with pressuring some of our weaker ballhandlers, which allowed Rudy and Martell to find their stride. That might not be available tomorrow night.

by atomiccafe on Apr 11, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

which is why we’ll need a Good Rex game.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

ya

he needs to have his strike just a little bit. Then we can play him alongside Dre.

by atomiccafe on Apr 11, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we play defense

Good solid transition defense, we should be able to handle them.

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by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

We definitely need a player to step up.

One of the bench trio is the obvious choice. But an off the wall idea like Juwan or Camby (on offense) can’t be ruled out.

by Timmay! on Apr 11, 2010 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Batum really needs to be hitting, because they will swarm Aldridge and they won’t respect Dre’s shot. Nic needs to stretch the floor with the corner three.

by atomiccafe on Apr 11, 2010 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

chipotle day?

chipotle day

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Give Morty some Chipotle

He’ll be too flustered to beat BRP tonight.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 11, 2010 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

how is it over there?

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

The wind isn't as bad as expected, but it's been pouring down and gusty all day.

The temperature even dropped 10 degrees in a couple hours. Over an inch of rain today alone.

Sky, this is down in the Bay Area.

by Timmay! on Apr 11, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crap

And yet they are playing baseball in SF.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 11, 2010 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep the weather is so varied in the Bay Area

The news said we’re past an inch, but also said it depends on your area.

by Timmay! on Apr 11, 2010 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Storm, where?

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by skywaker9 on Apr 11, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

yesterday was my Chipotle day.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Juwan Howard dunked on Kaman. Anything is possible.

by atomiccafe on Apr 11, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope Batum and Camby sign it

And mail it to Sasha win the inscription “We’ll give you a poster any time if we win the game.”

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by skywaker9 on Apr 11, 2010 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

funny pictures
moar funny pictures

I shouldn't complain but sometimes I still do.

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Apr 11, 2010 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

NBA TV is showing highlights

In retrospect, both Fisher and Kobe fouled Martell at the end. The hoop cam gives it away. Kobe actually jumps into him and is pushing him away from the hoop, and gets all arm on the block attempt.

by Timmay! on Apr 11, 2010 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

if that wasn’t called, we would’ve had the silver lining of being outraged about not getting an apology.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love me some outrage.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

my grandfather turned 90 on Friday.

today we had an open house type party for him. the house was full at one point. i made sure i had a view of the tv and the remote. i kept the Masters on cause it is easier to ignore if i need to talk to people. but i would check the score of the Blazers every now and then.

The house cleared out a bit. I clicked over to the game with about 4 minutes left and the Blazers up 5. in the room were other Blazer fans, a couple of them season ticket holders with tickets a couple rows behind Paul Allen (i’ll relate a sorta funny story in my next comment that the guy told me).

We watched the end of the game, I was sure the refs were gonna screw us (didn’t call the moving screen on Fisher, called the block on LA instead of a charge) but then we won….and after we won, several people in the room clapped. it was pretty great. much better than the last time i remember watching a Blazer game during a party. That was the my high school graduation party. I graduated in 2000.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 11, 2010 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

for sure. that was pretty egregious. i knew that long 3 was gonna go in too. sickening.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 11, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

looked awfully awfullyclose to me….

but i trust your basketball judgment, Jake.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 11, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

doubters gonna doubt.

(i don’t have a gif for that)

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 11, 2010 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

and now the funny story.

the guy that sits a couple rows behind Paul Allen said that Allen has never said anything to them. Except one time. The had set flyers on the seats about renewing season tickets. This guy put one of the flyers on PA’s seat. PA turned around, with a smile on his face, and said, “I pay a lot more than that for these seats.”

i thought that was pretty funny.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 11, 2010 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

because he pays for the building, the team, the staff, et al….

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 11, 2010 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lakers fans making excuses that they didn't really care about winning this game

Could have fouled me…

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by skywaker9 on Apr 11, 2010 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Fooled

Nice slip.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 11, 2010 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Morons

Some idiot is setting off fireworks right now for no apparent reason near my house.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 11, 2010 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Just finished game

Wow. Crazy game. Way to go MARTY.

See, that is why I prefer him over Outlaw. Outlaw can put up the same points Marty Party did, but he can’t defend Kobe Bryant like that. Marty made a dumb foul, but just like Roy against Houston, Martell redeemed.

I wish LMA made that shot that Camby rebounded and put in. He was so open after Pau, for whatever reason, got behind LMA. Would love to have LMA win a game like that, in a big one on ABC. Oh well! I’ll take the win either way.

Boy, the Lakers sure look mediocre. Kobe is moving AWFUL. If they don’t get anything from Bynum either, they are extremely beatable. I still don’t trust them to be this way in the playoffs though… I still say they make the Finals.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 11, 2010 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I said this before

But that was the worst endgame execution by both teams I have ever seen in the NBA, certainly by two playoff teams.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 11, 2010 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ranks up with Houston on the wild game list.

I don’t know how LA missed 3 of 4 FT’s but I’ll take it. And great to see Marty come up clutch and redeem himself. LAL respected his three pointer to nearly tackle him on the attempt.

by Timmay! on Apr 11, 2010 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kobe is so unclutch!

The only way he can make a big 3 is if he has Fisher set an obviously illegal moving screen for him.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 11, 2010 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is why I always type " LMA" when referring to LaMarcus

it looked like you were saying LMA missed 3 FTs

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 11, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

So. Just to recap.

Brandon is in the game. He hurts his knee. He plays on it for a few and it kind of buckles. The Blazers take him out. Then… wait for it… wait for it…

They put him back in to play on it again?

by Timmay! on Apr 11, 2010 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

He wanted to go back in and test it

Can’t blame him.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 11, 2010 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I jumped up off my seat when Rudy had that off-balance oop to LMA. Awesome.

Then right after that, I get a text from a friend who is a fellow Blazer fan… I don’t read it, figuring it was about the game (he should know better than to text about the game when he knows I DVR most games, but he is a silly goose). I text him back, and say I didn’t read his text and that I am watching my DVR’d copy of the game. He texts back to ignore his text.

When I close that text, my phone instantly takes me to my unread text, and I read too fast and see “BLAZERS BEAT LAKERS?!” before I can close it. I hate getting games ruined, I went to such great lengths all day not to have anything ruined, even though where I was was playing the game in the next room.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 11, 2010 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

not having a cell phone ftw

also, JUST PUT YOUR CELL PHONE SOMEWHERE AND DON’T TOUCH IT!!! at least while you’re watching a game you don’t want ruined.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 11, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had work stuff I was texting others about.

And just in case my friend was having an emergency (he’s had relationship problems and stuff) I wanted to text him back that if it was about the game, don’t ruin anything for me (which should be SOP always— just first text if I watched it yet or not).

Not my fault, my phone’s fault!

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 11, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

rudy was great tonight

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked Martell too, even with that bad foul.

BTW I was scared ishless when fisher set that illegal pick and kobe nailed the trey. I was like “Here we go, the stern initiative rearing it’s ugly head” but the blazers responded much better this time than they did on friday. Maybe that Dallas game really did push us in the right direction. Of course it’s really easy for me to apply that logic to the only game that’s been played since the Mav’s…

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 11, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

only if we beat OKC tomorrow. then yes i believe we do

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 11, 2010 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m even more excited for the game tomorrow now.

i just hope and pray Brandon’s knee is all ok…

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 11, 2010 6:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

one upper

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 11, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you receive the ticket?

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 11, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

indeed i did.

thank you very much! I can’t wait.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 11, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

No

Its early due to weather delays.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 11, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

you can watch two of the best young players right now….

Tim Lincecum and Jason Heyward!

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 11, 2010 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kobe's new nickname

Chobe.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 11, 2010 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Paired with

Derek Fishchoke

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by skywaker9 on Apr 11, 2010 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Real Blazer fans hate the Lakers more than anything

They are evil, pure evil.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 11, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you don't like it,

You can just Get Ouuuuuuurt!

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by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do

I am OdenDunksOnShaq

EP FTW!
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by TheTinfoil on Apr 11, 2010 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

i am terrible at 2k10, don't own a headset, and will probably never play online, just so you know

but I’m happy to pad your friend stats.

I’m basically an RPG nerd who bought 2k10 due to peer pressure.

You can check my profile to see how much ass I just kicked on Assassin’s Creed 2.

EP FTW!
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by TheTinfoil on Apr 11, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought headsets come with the 360!

No biggie friend! Is Assassins Creed pretty cool?

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 11, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't like the first one, but the second one was lots of fun.

if you like running around giant universes collecting things, it’s a great game.

(not Fallout 3 good, but still good)

EP FTW!
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by TheTinfoil on Apr 11, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do usually love games like that

But never really have the time (or give myself the time) to sit and play them for hours like one needs to, to do well in them.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 11, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don Nelson getting a pregame ceremony for win 1,333

Giving a speech right now. I’d like to make a joke, but none come to mind. Just a really sad scene.

by sammy on Apr 11, 2010 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

i hope this ceremony inspires him to outcoach Scott Brooks and also do mind control on the officials so KD doesn’t get the normal preferential treatment.

GO WARRIORS!!!

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 11, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scenario: We win tomorow

and have to loose against the Warriors to play Dallas, do we loose on purpose?

by CroRupt on Apr 11, 2010 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

No

But we may sit Roy/Camby/LA.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 11, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

i agree, Porgy

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 11, 2010 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course not ya perogi eating dingbat!

We’d deserve to get swept if we purposely lost to get a certain match up.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 11, 2010 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think positive

Because I am thinking we ain’t gonna lose on purpose!

If we lose, we lose, but never on purpose. ROAD TO THE FINALS IS PAVED WITH INTENTIONAL WINS.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 11, 2010 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

That being said

If we find out just before tip that our game is meaningless (which only happens if something weird like OKC losing ot either GS or MEM as well as us and SA dropping one happens) we may well not play our starters.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 11, 2010 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet Nate doesn't do that.

Plus, it still isn’t like they’ve had a lot of games together.

They’ll start, and likely not play more than 30 minutes, but we’d go for the win.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 11, 2010 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

And what's with Van Gundy choosing Curry for rookie of the year

I get he’s prolly a good coach, but he has dumb opinions about players a lot of the time.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 11, 2010 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah, really poor choice.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Prolly just to provide conflict

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by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

A TOV AND 1!

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by skywaker9 on Apr 11, 2010 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

How bi-polar was the GDT?

When we were up 5 and then two seconds later down 1, I imagined a huge meltdown over here.

I did not expect a win at all. I had already inked it down as a loss. Huge huge win. We should at least win 50 now.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 11, 2010 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

GOIN OUT ON A LIMB FOR THAT ONE EH?

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"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only 2 games left!

Thunder could be real tough, and Warriors are so fluky… who knows.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 11, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can smite me if I jinx us. I’ll say we win 50.

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"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am sure we win 50

The unexpected win today just nearly clinches it.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 11, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

one game away

amazing we only 4 wins lower than last year after missing 300+games from all our players put together

oh and fire KP

by CroRupt on Apr 11, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

The GDT was not pretty

People were turning on Brandon when he got injured.

by Timmay! on Apr 11, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

There area a few Brandon haters amongst the sane ones.

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by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope not end of story

sorry but spending some time out of the NW has shown me how people love to hate up here

I shouldn't complain but sometimes I still do.

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Apr 11, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Laker fans hate most of their team too

I really don’t think it’s exclusive to the NW. I think we love our guys more than other towns.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 11, 2010 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

Yeesh. What a jerk to tweak his knee!

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 11, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, he just doesn’t play through minor injuries.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

dang shawty

@NBA – RT @HoustonRockets: RT @RocketsJCF Aaron Brooks just 6th player in NBA history with 200+ 3s, 400+ assists in same season.

loveisrespect

by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 11, 2010 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Mighty Oregon

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by skywaker9 on Apr 11, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

he might become the best basketball player to ever come out of UO….

of course, what is his competition right now? Ridnour? hahaha

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 11, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

OKC is not goint to lose this game

Oh well.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 11, 2010 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

GS is the dream matchup for OKC, stylistically.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Biiig time

Easy to force turnovers, fast paced, no defense… picture perfect.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 11, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

they might!

keep hope alive!!!!!

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 11, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah

Blunder coming out hot.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 11, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

GSW can make runs…..

hopefully they got really hot from 3

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 11, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Monta is back too

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by skywaker9 on Apr 11, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

not sure that helps them.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

westbrook – 7
durant- 6
thuder- 18

warriors- 5

by CleBlazer on Apr 11, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

At this pace

The Thunder score 211 points.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 11, 2010 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

and it just started raining

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by 92wastheyear on Apr 11, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

My roommate wants to be in the middle of that LMA Camby sandwich

by Zach's roommate on Apr 11, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

i woulda guess Oden/Camby

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 11, 2010 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mmmm.

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by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

That aint right

I shouldn't complain but sometimes I still do.

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Apr 11, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's 6:30 pm pacific

roy must be getting to that mri anytime now.

praying for good news.

by CleBlazer on Apr 11, 2010 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

i think they were arriving in Portland at 6:30. MRI will probably in a couple hours.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 11, 2010 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

look on the bright side

we loose in the playoffs, we can blame it on our injuries

by CroRupt on Apr 11, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

that is not a bright side.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

kurupt_xxx

if you wanna get whooped, il be on later, gotta procrastinate on studying for math test

by CroRupt on Apr 11, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cool

I’ll be playing BRPY later though.

DOES ANYONE ELSE HAVE AN XBOX LIVE ACCOUNT? Can’t believe with all the nerds we have here, no one else has one.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 11, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

CAG Darius is my gamer tag

but i probably don’t have the same games as a lot of peeps. No sports games and very few fps

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 11, 2010 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

i do

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 11, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

ill email you

i dont want all these fools knowin

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 11, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

it is a rare occasion, but it has come to pass….

Cablinasian and I agree on something.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 11, 2010 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

is it weird being right?

:)

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

hahahaha

good answer….

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 11, 2010 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Methinks OKC watched our game today.

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"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

This is true.

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Methinks methinks

I shouldn't complain but sometimes I still do.

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Apr 11, 2010 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah they are a perfect matchup for them

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 11, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

And they have no motivation since Nellie get his record

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 11, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey

they came back from a similar deficit against the hawks earlier this year.

by CleBlazer on Apr 11, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only question is how ealry in the 3rd do the Blunnder hit 100.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 11, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

[Insert Caption Here]

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"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

“hey? how come Cablinasian isn’t in between us?”

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 11, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude, save some of that love for after we win a playoff series

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by skywaker9 on Apr 11, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think Camby is resigning with us

the man is a winner, and were on the road to the finals in the coming years, and he wants that Ring, Lakers are not going to be any better next year, Celtics are falling part,

unless LBJ goes to NY then Camby might consider but i doubt it

by CroRupt on Apr 11, 2010 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Camby: Yo momma got a wooden leg!!!

LMA: That ain’t funny…I think his momma does have a wooden leg

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 11, 2010 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Lamarcus looks like he’s goin “Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!”

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"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hayward FAIL!

Just booted a ball to allow an extra run to score in SF, 3-2 Giants.

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by skywaker9 on Apr 11, 2010 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

ouch….

I wish Heyward wouldn’t fail……

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 11, 2010 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another smart fantasy pick?

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Apr 11, 2010 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

he was 3-3 yesterday with a homer. so yeah, a smart fantasy pick.

and an even smarter move to put him on the bench today :)

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 11, 2010 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait a second! they just showed the clip of Heyward….he didn’t boot the ball, it was just a bad throw.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 11, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mccann should have knocked that throw down. Not a good throw, but Mccann needs to block it.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Simmons tells his followers to tune into the GS game.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

i'll do...

but not cuz he told me too!

by In Walks Rudy on Apr 11, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

i wonder what he’ll say if OKC gets destroyed in the first round.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 11, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don’t listen to Simmons.

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

roy has had 2 meniscus tears in the last 5 years

i hope this isn’t a third one, even if he healed quickly the past two times.

by CleBlazer on Apr 11, 2010 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah. here is the block quote from oregonlive.com

Roy had surgery on the same knee during his junior year of college at Washington, during which he said much of his meniscus was removed.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 11, 2010 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well sheesh

If Blair can play w/out ACLs

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"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

i thought it was the same knee that they took most of the meniscus out of when he was in college….

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 11, 2010 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lincecum is filthy.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

the longer they make OKC leave their starters in, the better.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

they are attempting to guard Durant with Tolliver.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would like to see a healthy A-Rand guard him.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

are you watching? This is hilarious. Durant just stepped out for a three and hesitated because no Warrior went out to guard him.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watching the Giants game.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

you could theorize that the Warriors have decided to let Durant challenge Wilt.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

they're erratic

but a 10 pt lead is not insurmountable for that team.

by CleBlazer on Apr 11, 2010 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brandon’s post-game comments, via PRS.

“It felt like meniscus.”

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 6:58 PM PDT reply actions  

he doesn’t seem panicked.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

he was way emo after his hamstring game against the Clips.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s dressing like Camby now. Marcus is a great veteran influence.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

am i right in saying that the rolled up shirt is eerily reminiscent of the Camb?

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, yes.

It definitely is!

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 11, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOST episodes remaining

12 – Everybody Loves Hugo
13 – The Last Recruit
14 – The Candidate
15 – Across the Sea
16 – What They Died For
17/18 – The End

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

thanks for the spoilz

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 11, 2010 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don't even watch Lost.

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

are you joking?

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 11, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you joking about me spoiling it?

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

ive watched every episode of lost

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 11, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Episode Names are not spoilers

Especially in a show like Lost where the meaning of the name of the episode isn’t usually obvious

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

…..i kinda wish i didn’t see the name of episode 16.

i suppose it’s not like i didn’t figure some people would die though.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 11, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe it could be tying together everyone who has died so far?

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah who knows.

i just hope the last episode isn’t just a wrap-up epilogue episode but we learn stuff in that one too.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 11, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think something cool will happen

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

what season are you in now?

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 11, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still season 5

I intentionally stopped watching to let this last season record, so I can zip through them all at once. Stopped maybe 8 episodes or less into the 5th season.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 11, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

This probably means I can't do a good Lost JD

Before the Finale

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably for the best.

People often catch up on shows just before a finale

by Timmay! on Apr 11, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many episodes are left?

Maybe I can time my watching for the last episode, since the whole country will be talking about the last episode.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 11, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

there are 7 more episodes left in the final season.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 11, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

6 weeks, 7 episodes

Last episode is airing May 23rd

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

on a sunday?

for reals? cause that would suck as i have plans that sunday…..

i wonder how fast i can drive back from seattle….what time does it start? 8 or 9?

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 11, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

DVRDVRDVRDVR

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 11, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

i dvr them anyway. but i want to watch live.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 11, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

The date's off Wikipedia

I would suspect that it’s because they’re taking a 4 hour block of time to do it, with 2 hours of recapping before then two hours of finale and they want to start a new show in the Tuesday time slot right away.

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

in that case the episode probably starts at 9. if the baseball game gets over at about 4:30 i’ll be just fine.

that will be a fun drive….i hope cops aren’t out in force…

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 11, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

You’ll make it!

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol @ warriors announcer

dude #1: “if lebron wants the scoring title, i don’t know who you could stop him.”
dude #2: “well, you could call travels on him”

by CleBlazer on Apr 11, 2010 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Their analyst Jim Barnett (former Blazer) is pretty good. The play-by-play guy Bob Fitzgerald is “meh.”

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

do we care who wins the HOU-PHX game?

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 7:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I think we want Phoenix.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

They should just use Gus Johnson

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

I hate Oprah.

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 11, 2010 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed. the pics ars still amazing tho

lessssss go #52

by dougall5505 on Apr 11, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

i wish Trevor Ariza would start

missing lots of shots and turning the ball over….

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 11, 2010 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Wheeeeeeee

Got my earliest “quits like a baby”! At the end of the first quarter, he got sick of being dunked on. BRING ON BRP.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 11, 2010 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

You ever figure out how to remove a negative review?

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I didn't really try yet.

I’m not that worried about it, since I’m not gonna be playing online a lot or anything.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 11, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t let me down tonight Mortimer….

(i bet that’s not the first time you’ve heard that)

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 11, 2010 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

i bet 5 bucks with DS. put my money on Mortimer.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 11, 2010 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unless he is some sort of 2K10 savant

I should prolly murderize him. I’ve killed everyone I’ve played online (and they all got lots of gamerscore points and play online a lot when I check their profile) except for one dude, who had the most gamerscore thingies out of everyone. And he won in overtime because Kobe is Kobe in 2K10.

We’ll see! How much do you get if I win? 5 bucks?

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 11, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep. 5 bucks.

and a big kiss from me someday.

one of those things won’t happen. i’ll let you figure out which one.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 11, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

i saw he tripled in this game. i wish i could seen that

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 11, 2010 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

he had a couple last year I think. “Triples Alley” is so cavernous. Always fun to see him run the bases.

lol and the wind just made Matt Diaz drop a routine fly ball and turned it into three bases for Aubrey Huff.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah…i know he’s hit them. it’s just funny seeing him run.

the other day when he “slid” at home plate it cracked me up

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 11, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last year he fell on the bases a couple times. I love the guy.

I was at the game where he hit a GS the first day of the “Vote for Pablo” campaign for the ASG final vote. Place was rocking.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

i like what i’ve seen of him also. i wish i could watch him more. i wanted to draft him for fantasy baseball this year but didn’t get him.

i wonder if the M’s would try to sign Fielder if the Brewers can’t….

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 11, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

fun to watch him run the bases?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

i find that fun to watch. it’s hilarious.

not Big Unit rounding first hilarious…but pretty funny

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 11, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ok, that made me laugh out loud.

Doesn’t surprise me either.

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 11, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

love that guy

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants 3 up on the Dodgers! DBacks off to an annoyingly good start though.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

in other news, lincecum is still ridiculous.

 the nl cy young should be a crazy good race with him, halladay, carp, wainwright, etc. all in the mix

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it will ultimately come down to Lincecum and Halladay, and unless Lincecum is substantially better, I think they’ll give it to Halladay.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is what i envision as well.

i’d be kind of surprised if Doc doesn’t win, actually.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 11, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lincecum does have the edge of a friendly pitchers park. I expect him to have the lower ERA. I think it’ll be fairly close though, and Doc will likely have more wins.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

it will be close. i just think, like you said, if it’s close, then they give it to Doc. has anyone ever won 3 Cy Youngs in a row?

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 11, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

the Big Unit won 4 in a row with Arizona.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow…..

i musta forgot that.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 11, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Greg “Matha” Maddux.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

read it out loud. Its a Chris Berman nickname from back when Berman was tolerable.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

D'OH

I am dumb. Haha.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 11, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maddux had 4 in a row also.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whatevs

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

GSW players shouldn’t be allowed to have records.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

or players that play against GS.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

i like where your head’s at.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 11, 2010 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just finished watching the game, so FREAKIN' SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 11, 2010 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

do you got cookies, cause I just ate dinner, but I will take some later

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 11, 2010 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

so should I meet you at the airport or something?

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 11, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

is that a hotel or a time?

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 11, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

either or

it’s kierkergaard’s look into don juan. chicks dig him, don juan that is.

by EvilKaramazov on Apr 11, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’ve almost bought that several times. i still might someday

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 11, 2010 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

it does look interesting

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 11, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s pretty interesting; i’d suggest don giavani by mozart if you get into this. he uses it a lot..

by EvilKaramazov on Apr 11, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok, I just have to ask my fiance' if it's okay for me to go to vegas to get some cookies at a hotel from a girl I've never met

I’m sure she’s cool with it

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 11, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

fiancee*

ehhhhh why not. i’m harmless.

loveisrespect

by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 11, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

nate got another T?

geez hes got more in the last two games than hes had all season

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 11, 2010 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok, people with experience with this sort of Xbox thingy for tonight

I got a question about the AUDIO, and I figure we should try to figure it out now and not at 11:30.

So, I got a headset, and I assume BRP does too. Is he doing a direct feed from his TV to JustinTV? Is he just pointing a webcam at the TV? If so, how will everyone hear us? The sound from me won’t be heard unless he unplugs his headset, but then I won’t be able to hear him trashtalk. And I assume that is a big part of this.

Anyone know how the setup will work?

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 11, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I dunno. He seemed to think it could work.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just like thinking he could defeat me

I doubt he fully thought it through!!!

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 11, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

to be specific

in case BRP doesn’t know this, if you go to preferences(after pushing your xbox button, if that’s not obvious..) then click “voice” and then select “Play Through Both” under “Voice Output” you’ll be able to hear him through your headset, and he, and the television will be able to hear you.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 11, 2010 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice!

That is exactly what I was looking for. Thanks GB!

What was your xbox name again? I wanna befriend you too!

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 11, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

CAG Darius

(not a nerd, not a nerd, not a nerd!)

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 11, 2010 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow, the JayHey kid with another oppo homer.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

woohoo!!!

(he’s on my bench today but i’m still happy)

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 11, 2010 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeremy Affeldt had a 6-2 lead and grooved a 3-1 fastball. Heyward crushed it.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

now if he could only figure out how to hit Marmol and Sanchez

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 11, 2010 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

or timmy

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

to be fair….no one can hit timmy

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 11, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Giants win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

is that zach?

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 11, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

i thought zach was a ginger

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 11, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

did you know that gullible is written on the ceiling?

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

No it's not, I looked.

wait is it your ceiling, or mine?

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 11, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

AK has really let himself go….

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 11, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

SaddestCaveman.com

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am worried!

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

don’t worry!!

there are creams that will clear that right up

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 11, 2010 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jake understands!!!

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

He will be fine.

We have excellent trainers and doctors.

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 11, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

if he’s out for the playoffs, this great last month suddenly feels meaningless.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, it has meaning. We fought through the end of a miserable season and it was a moral victory. That’s momentum for next year.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

shhhhh

don’t even say, type, or think that thought.

by CleBlazer on Apr 11, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’ll be fine

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

meow?

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 11, 2010 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

that is creepy

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 11, 2010 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

sad times.

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 11, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

now that is impressive

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 11, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

that is depressing cause of the truthfullness.

i dislike cats though. if it was a dog it would be like my life

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 11, 2010 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 point game

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

ok Dubs, if you win this game, I will take back what I said about your players not being allowed to have records.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

GSW can make runs…..
hopefully they got really hot from 3
by DrivetheLane on Apr 11, 2010 6:27 PM PDT

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 11, 2010 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

who says i don’t know basketball!!!!!????

hahaha

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 11, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was not aware that Tiki Barber is a scumbag from hell

Tina Fey keeps me informed.

EP FTW!
http://16.media.tumblr.com/9N2P6wFyQqyavb17MUEdieCXo1_400.jpg

by TheTinfoil on Apr 11, 2010 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

evidence of scumbaggery

how did we not talk about this?

EP FTW!
http://16.media.tumblr.com/9N2P6wFyQqyavb17MUEdieCXo1_400.jpg

by TheTinfoil on Apr 11, 2010 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are there no more heroes left?

When I first learned who Tiki Barber was 2 years ago, I never dreamed this would happen.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 11, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is what a cheater looks like

EP FTW!
http://16.media.tumblr.com/9N2P6wFyQqyavb17MUEdieCXo1_400.jpg

by TheTinfoil on Apr 11, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh??

His arms looks really short and he has no neck.

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 11, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah a guy dresses like that

and Mort thinks his head is the weird part

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 11, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bust Heisman poses in my boxers all day

It’s the norm in the Mortimer household.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 11, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha Corey Maggette just hit a 3

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

i’m watching the informant; this is crazy…

by EvilKaramazov on Apr 11, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

oooo good movie

EP FTW!
http://16.media.tumblr.com/9N2P6wFyQqyavb17MUEdieCXo1_400.jpg

by TheTinfoil on Apr 11, 2010 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I rented it

Ain’t seen it yet. Is it rad?

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 11, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

it’s pretty good. i’ve spent the last 30 minutes watching it and reading about the actual events that it’s based on. man, i hate corporations

by EvilKaramazov on Apr 11, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH THAT’S ENOUGH FROM YOU TONIGHT

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE INTERNETS ARE MADE OF CORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by EvilKaramazov on Apr 11, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Curry is quite the showman.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

That was enjoyable to watch

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hoffman or Rivera: who is more amazing?

i know who i would pick, but i think it’s a closer discussion than some might imagine

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 11, 2010 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mariano for sure. Both are great, but Mariano is greater, even without the playoffs.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

facing Albert the Pooh-jols here.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND ITS GONE!! Pujols>Hoffman.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh wow and Holliday goes back to back. Tie game. Trevor got owned.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

my question looks dumb now

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 11, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lookin good so far!

Alright, let’s play the great and wonderfully named contest of "how many games will we win in our next eight games."

NY
@DEN
@SAC
@LAC
DAL
@LAL
OKC
GS

#52

by Cablinasian on Mar 28, 2010 9:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs


W
L
W
W
L
W
W
W

i think we lose to dallas but beat LAL

Boom Boom Batum is the greatest Blazer ever… and has the best nickname of any Blazer ever!!!

by Starvin’ Marvin on Mar 28, 2010 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 11, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

if GSW win this game, those of us going to the game Wednesday

need to give them a standing O, just for fun.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 11, 2010 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

this game doesn’t help us all that much. It helps San Antonio a lot.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

it helps us because OKC is going to be a lot more tired than they would have been

had OKC just blew them out, though them losing may actually make them hungry for a win. So maybe they deserved to be cheered anyways.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 11, 2010 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Monta is a stud for taking on the challenge of guarding someone eight inches taller than him.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

KD is frustrated

Blocked twice with no calls

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Boards

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

anybody watching the battle of the d-bags, aka bulls v raps?

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 11, 2010 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

it is?

I don’t know mort, I’ve had a bad couple days mentally

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 11, 2010 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

people watch bad basketball?

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 11, 2010 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

DUBS LEAD

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

im so confused with this okc thing

shouldnt we want them to win tonight so we have a better chance of chilling in the 7th spot so we play the mavs?

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 11, 2010 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

We want them to lose so we can pass them in the standings

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

We don't know who we will play in the playoffs

But we generally want to win and have our rivals lose.

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully that won't happen

I think it’s safer to root for the Spurs or OKC to lose to make it easier for us to be in the 7th seed or 6th.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 11, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

a clean snuggie that just came out of the dryer

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 11, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMTURIAF

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 11, 2010 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

im through 3 quarters of the game

and the reffing has been great…

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 11, 2010 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Its not till the end.

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

its really only one no call, and one harsh call. We should have gotten at least one of those to go our way.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

This

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

you talking about the Blazers game?

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 11, 2010 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

think so

we had lost a ton of them in a row down there

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 11, 2010 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

are you being facetious?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well of course

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't care who y'are

You cant slow down the dubs.

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phoenix roars back to beat Houston.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

wooooot

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 11, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tied for third.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

they lose tiebreakers.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

we would need Dallas to win out, Denver to lose, and Utah to lose to Phoenix in their finale.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a feeling we are going to get Denver. Just our luck.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

It would be pretty typical this year.

But maybe we will finally get something to go our way.

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 11, 2010 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Green is pretty clutch

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 11, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heheh

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

where is steph curry?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

eew

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

even mortimer would rather have gordon hayward

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's just a straight up winner, too

Whatever it takes, whether it’s scoring a bucket, or making a basket, he will do.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 11, 2010 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

he puts the team first, always

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 11, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

it will be interesting to see the Warriors next year with Buike, A-Rand and Wright. A good bit of talent there.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buike was never that great I felt

Wright looked like he could develop into something on a different team/coach, and same for A-Rand. They could be good.

But Buike is pretty mediocre to me, with the sometimes big game because he’s a Warrior.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 11, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buike is a good role player. Nothing special.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he's fine

I just wouldn’t list him along with A-Rand (or Wright) as a reason to be hopeful for the future. Just nitpicking!

The Dubs need front office change so desperately, it drives me nuts.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 11, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

/Iseewhatchyoudidthere

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

and green misses a pair

lol

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 11, 2010 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kobesque

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

GOAT

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Greatest Of All Time

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 11, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, yes

If you’re the goat of a game, you’re the reason they lost (or get blamed for it).

If you are the GOAT, you’re the greatest of all time. It depends on how the word is used in a sentence.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 11, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

or can we get curry?

more cuteness to the team is plus

loveisrespect

by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 11, 2010 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

cloudy would love it

me too

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 11, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

GSW would not trade Curry unless we gave up LMA and something else to boot.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

LMA would kill in that system

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nellie would ruin him. Wright and A-Rand are so talented.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

this day has been bizarre.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Frank lucas made over 250 million dollars from drug trafficking

i would have quit after 100, and moved to a different country

drug lords seem to love the power but always get caught

by CroRupt on Apr 11, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

gsw ball!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 11, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

You know, I'm not so sure OKC winning wouldn't be a good thing.

Then they beat us tomorrow to wrap up the sixth seed we win our last game vs GSW and Spurs lose their last game to Dallas ( putting Dallas to 2 for sure probably ) and us at the 7th.

Obviously, if the Spurs win my plan is dead.

Lover of everything Batum.
#88

by RyanRTE on Apr 11, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

how about we just win out and let the chips fall where they may

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

curry sets it up

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

8=

i thought i posted this already…

by EvilKaramazov on Apr 11, 2010 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

ok this decides the 2007 draft. If Durant leads them to victory, we screwed up. If they lose, Durant is worse than an injured Oden.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

?

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

its science, fajunga. Don’t question it.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

You cant fool me with your tricks!

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL MORTIMER LOL

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just wow.

What a wild day of basketball.

by Timmay! on Apr 11, 2010 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I love martell's D on kobe

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 11, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha, lesbians fail

Free AK1984.

"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez

by blazeraddict on Apr 11, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

shush plz

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 11, 2010 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

My bad, thought you were in real time

Free AK1984.

"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez

by blazeraddict on Apr 11, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s not their fail.

that should have been the cowboys picture up there

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 11, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

shut up

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 11, 2010 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

 it’s nothing you wouldn’t have known from the previews after last weeks’ episode

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 11, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

how do you possibly miss that call? unreal.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

absolutely egregious. No Warrior even in the vicinity of the play to get a tip.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ummm replay please?

Replay shows…. A BACK COURT VIOLATION!

by Timmay! on Apr 11, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice going refs.

REFS YOU SUCK has been heard more in the last few weeks than ever.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 11, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice going refs.

REFS YOU SUCK has been heard more in the last few weeks than ever.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 11, 2010 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh gorsh Monta

That was Monta who missed 2 FTs, right?

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 11, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

time for durant to miss another potentially game tying 3

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh my. This would be an awful turnaround.

And the NBA would be forced to issue a memo tomorrow.

by Timmay! on Apr 11, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah, the refs are completely impartial.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Lots of missed FTs on Sunday

I can’t believe the refs missed that call.

I mean, it’s just unfathomable.

"I'm at the thingamajig talking the yakety-yak" - Kenny Smith

by blzrfan on Apr 11, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I wonder if GSW will get an apology tommorow

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

only if they lose

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 11, 2010 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

that is a truly abysmal call.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

The refs gotta be hoping the Warriors win now

So their horrible missed call isn’t so big.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 11, 2010 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

me either

Maybe if it was a little bit less or they let OKC run some time out first but I just don’t like the foul

Lover of everything Batum.
#88

by RyanRTE on Apr 11, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

THE NBA, IT’S FAAAAAANTASTIC

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

This is just so awful

The NBA doesn’t seem to take responsibility unless it happens to one of their chosen ones.

by Timmay! on Apr 11, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Westbrook obvious backcourt violation

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

OKC committed a blatant backcourt violation and the refs allowed play to continue as if there had been a tip. No Warrior was anywhere near the play— not even close to being tipped.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Every interview would be like that old SNL sketch

Where John Goodman was a NFL ref who was doing press conferences, and every question was a re-wording of “how much poop do you have for brains”, or if he is legally blind, or just near sighted, etc.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 11, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

in Premier league soccer, the coaches submit a critique of the refereeing after every single game

It’s supposed to make sure the refs are doing the best job they can at all times, and if they don’t they can get reviewed and demoted to lower level leagues

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 11, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

dont foul so early

geez

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 11, 2010 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

*looose

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

durant with the brick

Lover of everything Batum.
#88

by RyanRTE on Apr 11, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

DURANT FAIL

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 11, 2010 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

MR UNCLUTCH

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

wow, 2 open Thunder players pass up shots so Durant can get a contested look. Interesting.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

NO BALLS ASSOCIATION

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha now we get to listen to how Monta is better than KD

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL 5-19 against a midget LOL

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just like KD fades every 4th quarter

He is fading in the 4th quarter of the season!!!

This is when true rising stars of teams rise and become stars… such as beating the Lakers in LA.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 11, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

MONTA TRUESTAR FOR LIFE

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

a win tomorrow clinches no worse than the 7 seed, correct?

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

it would seem so…..

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 11, 2010 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha, this makes both Warrior fans and Thunder fans angry.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Jim Nantz saying Tiger “managed a 69 through all of this” is my favorite sports moment of 2010 hands down.

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm glad the Thunder lost from a seeding perspective, but no matter how many times you

guys clown KD, the fact remains he’s one of the best players in the NBA. I’m rooting for Greg to do well, but whether Greg ends up a better/worse player than KD won’t change the fact Durant is really good

Free AK1984.

"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez

by blazeraddict on Apr 11, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

(and we’re just funnin’)

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 11, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah Durant is terribly finesse and unclutch

:P

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

durant is a great player and all, but god it is incredibly frustrating to have to hear about it every.single.day.

makes it hard to root for a guy like that

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

but you wouldn’t know that if durant discussion didn’t happen 24/7

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

‘it’ being ‘kd is a great player and oden is an injury proned bust how did portland pass on durant’

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

the only thing that really bugs me is when a guy that good gets an extra leg up from the league….

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 11, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

They always do

It makes you wonder how much better they actually are if they didn’t get calls. This goes for every star.

by Timmay! on Apr 11, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

that’s true

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 11, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

So…

What ridiculous sequence of events has to occur to ensure we don’t play Denver?

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

them losing to Phoenix tomorrow night.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

strike that, them losing to Phoenix on Tuesday night.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please let this happen

please let this happen
please let this happen

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 11, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

or us losing tomorrow.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

then we could face LA… yuck.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah that would suck.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

so, we need Phoenix to beat Denver and Utah on back to back nights!

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO FENIX

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Denver at PHX, PHX at Utah.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

who has the Denver/Dallas tiebreaker?

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dallas….

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

but, if Dallas loses to SA, then Utah would be the two seed and Dallas the three.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

so, if we win out, we’ll want SA to beat Dallas to force Denver into the three seed. Unless of course they lose to Phoenix, then we’ll want Dallas to beat SA.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Denver into 3rd seed?

If we win out, aren’t we the 6th seed?

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 11, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I meant force Dallas to the three and Utah to the second seed.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

let’s just take this one day at a time

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

big key is tomorrow night’s game.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like that scenario if we win out.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

dallas i think

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thats it?

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is a good idea

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

offensive foul on miller

wat

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 11, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

blocking foul on lma

wat

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 11, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

we all saw this earlier….

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 11, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

You haven't even gotten to the good part yet.

Prepare for a bunch of smart, heady plays coming up.

by Timmay! on Apr 11, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

martell taking a foul for no reason

wat

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 11, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

jumping on top of fisher

wat

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 11, 2010 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

rudy swats a flying squirrel

wat

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." -- Bertrand Russell

by shralpster on Apr 11, 2010 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

portland wins in la

wat

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 11, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

and takes the series 2-1

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 11, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

figuratively?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, I heard we beat the Fakers

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

by Magnum on Apr 11, 2010 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

kobe just put in 6 and we're down 1 right now

refs screw us

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 11, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

best case is:

lal
dallas
phoenix
denver
utah
ptld/okc
ptld/okc
sas

correct?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

yep

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 11, 2010 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 11, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

or okc/sas switching

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 11, 2010 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

we could still end up playing LA, Denver, Dallas, Utah or Phoenix. Crazy.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joel!!! Who is that big guy?!?! OK, just play straight up and we’ll figure it out tomorrow night…

it all makes sense now.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

l0l! ohhh that was a good one!

i do wonder if the playoffs for the blazers will be as crazy and intense as they were last season. talking about the crowd that is.

loveisrespect

by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 11, 2010 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Green

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope the team flies to the right place then, that would be embarrassing if we were at the wrong game

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 11, 2010 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, the pilots get told

They are pilot/accountants who keep the Oscars secret and stuff. They can be trusted.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 11, 2010 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

am i the only person who thinks that would be sorta fun?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

freaking awesome

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 11, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

i am literally giggling at how cool that sounds.

OH NO, IS THIS DENVER COMING OUT OF THE TUNNEL? I HEAR ‘NUTHIN BUT A G THANG’ COMING OVER THE SPEAKERS, IT HAS TO BE DENVER!!!

AAAAAND WOW, DERON WILLIAMS IS THE FIRST PLAYER OUT ONTO THE COURT, LOOKS LIKE IT’S THE JAZZ, FOLKS

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

that would give the road team the advantage though, unless they are blindfolded the whole time so they don’t know what arena they are in.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

of course this would be required

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup.

Everyone would be surprised.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 11, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

literal lol.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

We should try this...

Just gimme one year of it, NBA!!!

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 11, 2010 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is crazy

Now 3 teams are tied at 52-28

3 teams are tied at 49 – 31

by Norsktroll on Apr 11, 2010 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I was gone for most of the afternoon/evening

I’d like to extend my personal thanks to Golden State.

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

by Magnum on Apr 11, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

# OKC just took 29 shots in 1Q at G-State (made 16, 42 pts in all). Crazy crazy pace. Durant has 17. Keep an eye on this game. about 2 hours ago via web

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

skywaker called it
Maybe all he needed to find his shot again is to tweet HD

by HD on Apr 11, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

needs to be said that Martell got bailed out today. The shot he got fouled on was almost as dumb as the foul he committed. Fisher’s foul was dumber than either though, which is nice.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

if no call was to be made

martell would have put up a horrible shot

by CroRupt on Apr 11, 2010 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha, Simmons tweets about an NFL trade. NOTHING TO SEE HERE, FOLKS.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

wat.

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Santonio Holmes is a headcase

that dude is nothing but off the field issues

I shouldn't complain but sometimes I still do.

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Apr 11, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is the team that has big ben at quarterback

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

big ben has been all off field issues since he came into the league

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holmes had recently been accused of throwing a glass at a woman in a lounge. No charges have been filed against him, and Holmes’ lawyer, Adam Swickle, told The Associated Press a male witness has taken responsibility for tossing the glass.

Holmes was entering his fifth season with the Steelers and has 235 catches for 3,835 yards and 20 touchdowns.

Holmes was cited for marijuana possession, a misdemeanor, in Pennsylvania in 2008. The Steelers made Holmes inactive for the game following the incident and he subsequently apologized.

He was arrested on a domestic violence charge in 2006 in Ohio, but that charge was later dropped.

big ben crashed a bike one offseason, and has been accused of SA the past two offseasons

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crashed on a bike?

Really, you’re going to bring that one up?

I shouldn't complain but sometimes I still do.

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Apr 11, 2010 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry but I've been questioning the Steelers drafting Holmes since day one

that guy’s issues have been plain as day even when he was in college

I shouldn't complain but sometimes I still do.

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Apr 11, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

dropped dv charge, misdemeanor for possessing marijuana, and accused of throwing a glass at a woman (which evidently wasn’t even thrown by him)

vs

two accusations of sexual assault

and big ben looks like a saint here?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge story when it happened. winslow had just got into a wreck on a bike too

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah but he's white.

It’s different. Just boys being boys!

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 11, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not really

I shouldn't complain but sometimes I still do.

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Apr 11, 2010 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe he’ll post a running diary, considering how nuts today’s action was

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh please oh please oh please oh please

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

masters.. important playoff games.. okc blowing it against golden state

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love Ezra’s pics.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice.

We were just talking about Blazer ones!

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 11, 2010 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 11, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

 …

I shouldn't complain but sometimes I still do.

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Apr 11, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rec

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did someone mention that Enes Kanter broke Dirk Nowitzki's scoring record in the Hoop Summit (34 points, 13 rebounds)?

Ha ha. And Ben said Dejan Musli looked more impressive in training. I know my foreign exotic big men ;).

by Norsktroll on Apr 11, 2010 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

stupid Kanter decommitted from UW.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup, that's a bummer

Though someone tweeted last night there exist documents (no contract, but bank transfers) that prove Efes paid him 60k or something. Then the NCAA very likely would redshirt him for a year.

by Norsktroll on Apr 11, 2010 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pippen still looks a lot like how I remember

Clyde’s an old man

I shouldn't complain but sometimes I still do.

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Apr 11, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jason Quick

Brandon Roy MRI reveals bone bruise in right knee. He will not play Monday against OKC

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 11, 2010 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

that guy needs to get tougher, I am so sick of this selfish crap!

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 11, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

CALLED IT (except he won’t play tomorrow).

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

norsk u have all the answers so

how long does this normally take to heal?

by HD on Apr 11, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

depends on the severity. you ever bang your knee against something?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

the key is: he didn’t tear a ligament. He’s going to be okay long-term.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, but I have banged your mom

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

by Magnum on Apr 11, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

harsh

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

jealous

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

by Magnum on Apr 11, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

you’re jealous that I didn’t bang your mom

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

by Magnum on Apr 11, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

ya

i tore a meniscus when it happened

by HD on Apr 11, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

At halftime, East leads West 59-51. Harrison w/15. Tobias Harris 13. Kyrie Irving 11, Terrence Jones 10. Good, competitive game.

you got game.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm gonna be a star
JMarz22: Harrison game is smooth as zach..

also tobias is a sweet first name, i am really looking forward to next years class

by HD on Apr 11, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

uh oh

just rest him until the playoffs

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

by Magnum on Apr 11, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

?

?

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

by Magnum on Apr 11, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude, he didn’t tear a ligament. He could easily have torn his meniscus.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

you might want to say that FIRST

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

by Magnum on Apr 11, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

...

… what does that mean?!

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 11, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

have you ever banged your knee?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

have you ever worn a kneepad?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, but I have worn your mom like the Red Hot Chili Peppers wear socks

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

by Magnum on Apr 11, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh you're not gonna like this

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 11, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

here

nsfbe?

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 11, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can I get a HOTT from P-Girl?

by Norsktroll on Apr 11, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow l0l

reminds me of an elephant

loveisrespect

by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 11, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

those socks are def over the calf

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 11, 2010 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

RHCP are know for performing ....

….wearing nothing but a gym sock on their talliwackers

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 11, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know

I dredged up the deep recesses of my mind

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 11, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh SNAP!

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 11, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is very good

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 11, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

# Brandon Roy MRI reveals bone bruise in right knee. He will not play Monday against OKC 4 minutes ago via web

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

do you even read the JD?

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

by Magnum on Apr 11, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I fail happily.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

dyertjd?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks roybot, oh wait

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 11, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I win!

I finally beat Cab at something!!!!

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 11, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

I read that without the third t

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

by Magnum on Apr 11, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are bone bruises bad or no?

like a couple day thing? just ice it? or is it longterm?

by CroRupt on Apr 11, 2010 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

have you ever banged your knee?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

you ever slam your knee into a table on accident?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, but I did slam your mom on a table on accident

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

by Magnum on Apr 11, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude you're on fire!

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

i get down low and bang

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

have you ever confusedly called someone knee?

by EvilKaramazov on Apr 11, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

have you ever banged your knee?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

you want to bang your knee against the mri machine?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

interesting, i’d be concerned about the cold touch of the examining table on flesh.

by EvilKaramazov on Apr 11, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

do you like movies about gladiators?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

you ever seen a grown man naked?

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 11, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

do you dream of running through a corn field?

by EvilKaramazov on Apr 11, 2010 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

i dreamed a dream in time gone by
when hope was high

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

corn maze?

human giant

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 11, 2010 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

bone bruises hurt for awhile, and make normal movement less fluid

it’s not a long term injury, but it can make it painful for awhile

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 11, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

prolly not even that

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 11, 2010 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Recently in bone bruises

Andrew Bogut: Missed 2 games
Nene: Missed 2 games
Greg Buckner: Missed 3 games
Leandro Barbosa: Missed 8 games

by Norsktroll on Apr 11, 2010 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Didn't LaMarcus miss 1 game last fall due to knee bone bruise?

If I remember right, he only missed a game but it was clear for weeks that he was playing with pain.

by Corvid on Apr 11, 2010 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

and juice

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 11, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

flash floods

so much of everything is paved, there’s no place for the water to go after a while. Storm drains fill up and then the streets.

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

by Magnum on Apr 11, 2010 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

IN THE WORLD!?!?

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

by Magnum on Apr 11, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Have you seen the LA river?

I shouldn't complain but sometimes I still do.

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Apr 11, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have....every time I have watched Grease

Phil Mickelson: "A Great shot is when you pull it off.....a smart shot is when you don't have the guts to try it"’

by 92wastheyear on Apr 11, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

we gonna race for pinks?

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 11, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

SaMo high

my dad used to pitch baseball against Venice though, I believe

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 11, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Conan O'Brien did a great job with that a while back

Breaking into his show with news whenever a drop fell, etc.

by Timmay! on Apr 11, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I missed that, sounds funny

It’s just one of those things living in LA that makes you laugh, especially if you’re from a place that it rains a lot. It was just so overly dramatic when the news would break into storm watch after some light rain.

I shouldn't complain but sometimes I still do.

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Apr 11, 2010 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sadly, all the videos are taken down, so I can't link it

Absolutely hilarious stuff. I’m pretty sure at one point, the police shoot at the raindrops to try to stop it.

by Timmay! on Apr 11, 2010 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait was there a bit where someone catches on fire because of the rain?

I think I might have seen at least a part of this. I wonder if people who live in Oregon that come from a place where it snows a lot have the same feeling watching the storm watch ads in Portland when it snows.

I shouldn't complain but sometimes I still do.

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Apr 11, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Defensive efficiency in last 21 games:

OKC: 105.7
Portland: 103

Independent of schedule, I realize. But maybe we aren’t terrible after all!

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

not counting today, which will further skew it.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

lower is better right?

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 11, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah. league average is 104.7.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

cool

im assuming cleveland is #1

what’re they at?

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 11, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hoop Data?

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

that is odd that they have such different numbers

although their rankings seem to match up

the must use a different estimator for possessions

by tingeyga on Apr 11, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

that usually explains those differences.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I trust HD above pretty much any other site.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

also, I didn’t care to actually go into the possessions and calculate the real efficiencies, so I just averaged them. I’m sure there’s a slight difference, but nothing dramatic.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

holy moly. Nic and Marty FTW.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Very good fronting to deny the entry pass, and Nic is bothering his shots well with his length

Almost looks like Joel and Greg vs. Yao. Old Kobe might have gone around them, current Kobe doesn’t have the speed and hops anymore to do that constantly and has to rely on long shots.

by Norsktroll on Apr 11, 2010 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

@lehrzbrg just saw harrison in person. he is a beast.

by HD on Apr 11, 2010 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

yesyesyesyesyesyes

stupid lesbians goin home!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thats what you get for being richards the whole race!!!!!!!!!!

sorry if i spoil for whomever

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 11, 2010 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

that’s funny. you yell at us up there for “spoilers” but then do this?

btw, that move will cost that idiot team that did the uturn. they should have uturned the cops or the cowboys. the lesbians were good but not a huge threat. they’d never even won a leg.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 12, 2010 7:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

nealon is the best thing about weeds

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

EPIC FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

just got home from celebrating BRP JR’s 3rd bday with the gpa’s, dropped by Walmart to pick up 2k10. Only 39.97! pretty cheap. roll back price is the new blue light. you know, i’d go to some small biz owner shop to buy it but it’s not open at this time;)

Just setup my gametag “broyposse” which took forever and played a quick 3 min quarter against the CPU.

I lost by 22 points!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHUCKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously, either they change everything up or i’m rusty like Mortimer’s snoo snoo style.

i hate Boston. i feel gross even playing them.

i think we need to change the line to about 40 pts.

i’m not ready to face Morty but i’ll man up and take my potential beating like Jack Bauer

putting the kiddies to bed now, i’ll be back go downstairs around 11pm to setup justin.tv etc…

btw, that game today was awesome. my dad almost got a heart attack because of Marty. If that was Outlaw, it wouldn’t have happen because he wouldn’t be guarding Kobe…Batum would!

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 11, 2010 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL DS

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

i got him covered…DTL owes me a beer anyways so it will be a wash

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 11, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

what’s that?

owe you a beer?

i’m more than cool buying you a beer…..why do i owe you one?

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Apr 12, 2010 7:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is gonna be awful…

but we are doing best of 7 right? i should be right by next week

lets schedule game 2 for April 21st.

i’m heading to out of town for a week Tuesday morning

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 11, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mort is really, really good. I want to hear this trash talk.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would like to up my bet to 500 dollars on Mortimer.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too.

cloudy, please put $1000 on Morty to cover

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 11, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

just sent you a friend request

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 11, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

on xbox?

putting the kiddies to bed, be on at 11pm

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 11, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 11, 2010 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

lemme know when

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 11, 2010 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kraken?

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Apr 11, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

RELEASE THE KRAKEN

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 11, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

im really tired

i might miss the brp/morty game

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 11, 2010 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Does BRP quit early? where’s the money line on the one?

by The Arkitect on Apr 11, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

vegas has decided to drop this game due to the fact that the ML for mort would be like -100000

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

interesting theory…

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’m just looking forward to hearing Mort Swear a bunch… though I’m not sure why since he should win by eleventy billion

by The Arkitect on Apr 11, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

regardless, putting any odds down on this game would be impossible at this point. perhaps once we get to later games in the series

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

game 1 doesn’t count right?

it’s like the play in game

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 11, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

don’t you have to win the play in game to play on?

by The Arkitect on Apr 11, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL MORT’S GONNA HAVE TO PLAY THE COMPUTER CAUSE BRP CAN’T EVEN BEAT THAT

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

BAM! BRP just got COMPUTER’D

by The Arkitect on Apr 11, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

no

hahaha you guys knowme…when i’m confident in something, i don’t mince my words…

this however, is basically destined to be a whooping

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 11, 2010 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I seriously had to take a nap

I almost never take naps, but I got up early on only a lil’ sleep. So I may have slow reactions till the cocaine kicks in.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 11, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

doing ‘the bieber’, is what they are now calling it on the streets

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alright guys, lay it on me.

I’m here to take my lumps after watching the most depressing, shameful Thunder game I’ve seen in that team’s short existence.

by sammy on Apr 11, 2010 10:52 PM PDT reply actions  

there’s more shame to come…soon…not just for the Thunders but the Celtics

fiftytwo

by broyposse on Apr 11, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

did the Thunder play today? I spent all afternoon basking in the Glory that was Portland beating LA

by The Arkitect on Apr 11, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

durant is like the anti-jerry west

(kidding)….

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

We can't really talk too much smack

we couldn’t win on that floor for years.

Cake or Death?

by GiantBlazer on Apr 11, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah, we’ve sucked at GS too. That nightmareish game where nothing goes right is not foreign to us.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

also, nothing we say can be nearly as bad as the sick feeling in your stomach around the six minute mark of the fourth quarter… when you realize that you might lose.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

we decided that the main takeaway from that game was that it pretty much proves Durant is a bust.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Before the Blazers had left Staples Center, there was already gossip within the traveling party that Roy had told his fiancée, Tiana Bardwell, that no matter what the MRI revealed, he was playing in the playoffs.

Jason Quick

by Timmay! on Apr 11, 2010 10:56 PM PDT reply actions  

i love how dramatic he is. i really do

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can imagine him, after getting a foul call in the playoffs… turns to the crowd… THIIS IIS SPAAARTA.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

he just has such a flair for the dramatic: big performances on nat’l tv games, clutch player, tends to overreact (especially to injuries).

i can’t wait to see what he does when we win a title

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

he’s funny.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

of course he's playing in the playoffs

the real question is should he play against GS?

"In fact you might say that Ugly is the Blazers' secret weapon this year."

"Game 75 Recap: Blazers 118, Knicks DNP"

-Dave

by Magnum on Apr 11, 2010 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

REMEMBER ME TIANA

THROUGH HELLFIRE AND RAIN, I SHALL PLAY IN THESE PLAYOFFS.

AND WHATEVER YOU DO, STAY ALIVE. NO MATTER WHAT. STAY ALIVE. I WILL FIND YOU TIANA.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 11, 2010 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

/breaks out rec stick

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol. reminds me of this:

http://www.blazersedge.com/2010/2/18/1316181/2-18-2010-acb-junk-drawer#31019967

which is quite possibly the hardest i have ever laughed at a comment on blazersedge

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

TELL TIANA,, TELL TIANA I TRIED

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was the first time you did the ‘roy overreaction monologue’, correct?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not sure!

I was worried I did the “stay live, I will find you” bit already (I likely had).

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 11, 2010 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh weird

I reloeaded the page and it went to that one. Haha, that was a funny one.

Of course I had a typo in it :-(

And the one above needs slight revisions :-((((

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 11, 2010 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is great.
I got 8 pounds of dip and 10 bags of chips that’re gonna go to waste now
My friends think I hate them because I canceled the Trade Deadline Viewing party.

LIFE IS NO FAIR.

#52
by Mortimer on Feb 18, 2010 5:49 PM PST up actions 0 recs

Team KP

by Roybot on Apr 11, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just retro-rec’d Timmay’s comment.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

your 2009 meltdown is still one of my top ten Bedge moments. It goes in the year in review, when I write the 2009 one.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I’ve re-read it. It was pretty bad, but could have been a lot worse. There are no 10s on the stupidness scale, just a bunch of 7s and 8s.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, you didn’t say anything dumb. It was the level of frustration that is fantastic.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whatchyou guys talkin bout?

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had a pretty epic flipout after we didn’t do anything with RLEC at last year’s trade deadline.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL.

"If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season" - jksnake99

"...black on black. my favorite!" - portlandgiirl91

by fajunga on Apr 11, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

how do we watch the brp smackdown?

lessssss go #52

by dougall5505 on Apr 11, 2010 11:02 PM PDT reply actions  

we wait for him to post a llink

by The Arkitect on Apr 11, 2010 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

so it’ll be on justin.tv or something?

lessssss go #52

by dougall5505 on Apr 11, 2010 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is worse then waiting for a TNT game to start

Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. - Missy Dizick

by bow4meow on Apr 11, 2010 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

no kidding. BRP smh.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

He already accepted my friendship.

sounds like a clever ploy by BRP… be careful Mortimer

Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. - Missy Dizick

by bow4meow on Apr 11, 2010 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I say if you're down by more then 10 with less then 5 minutes to play

quit

Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. - Missy Dizick

by bow4meow on Apr 11, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

and then do a character assassination on him for 2k10 opponents to review

Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. - Missy Dizick

by bow4meow on Apr 11, 2010 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

did you see that Conan also had your “the Butler did it” joke for the NCAAs?

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope!

Via twitter I assume?

It’s an obvious joke so it’s okay if he Lenos it.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 11, 2010 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

does anyone have a link?!?!

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 11:05 PM PDT reply actions  

DON’T BAN ME, MODS!!!

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

link?

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 11, 2010 11:06 PM PDT reply actions  

ATDHE.NET

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Apr 11, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

FLAG FLAG FLAG MAAAAAUDES!!!!

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

my favorite Marty line of all time. Barrett asks him how they won the game against Golden State without LMA, Greg, Pryz, etc….

He stares down at the ground, looks up stone-faced.

“We have nothing to lose.”

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 11:12 PM PDT reply actions  

i'm imagining the comcast commercial

where he puts the ball in front of his face and then says game on, only instead he says “we have nothing to lose”

by HD on Apr 11, 2010 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think this is the link to where it will all happen.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 11:15 PM PDT reply actions  

WE'RE BIG TIME

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 11, 2010 11:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought DS was playing BRPright now

Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. - Missy Dizick

by bow4meow on Apr 11, 2010 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I AM

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 11, 2010 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

BRP is up 4

So maybe DS just set the controller down and let BRP learn the controls.

#52

by Mortimer on Apr 11, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blazers-Lakers replay starting on ESPN. Has anyone noticed how Breen always calls Roy “one of the best young talents in the league.” I have a feeling he’s going to be doing that until Roy is about 32.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 11:21 PM PDT reply actions  

what are they reacting to?

lessssss go #52

by dougall5505 on Apr 11, 2010 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

The absolutely awful ref call in the GSW/OKC game

OKC threw it back past halfcourt, and the refs said GSW touched it. When they weren’t even near the ball.

by Timmay! on Apr 11, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha thats crazy. thanks

lessssss go #52

by dougall5505 on Apr 11, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was possibly the worst NBA call I’ve ever seen.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

especially since it was probably a charge on Westbrook as well.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

and possibly a travel, though I don’t remember it well.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

egregious no call. about as bad as you can get.

by jksnake99 on Apr 11, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

hhahahahhahahha!!!!!!!!!!!!! love thissss!

it was hilarious! his reaction after his drunk!!!! lmao

loveisrespect

by portlandgiirl91 on Apr 11, 2010 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

if they would have lost that game

i’m pretty sure turiaf would have killed the officials

by HD on Apr 11, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is already one of my favorite animated gifs.

Between this and the water balloon horror picture earlier, it’s a good day for pics in the JD.

by Timmay! on Apr 11, 2010 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was my favorite, until the Cornell picture.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

you gonna watch the matchup? This will be intense. BRP is beating DS in a pre-scrimmage.

#52
"We have nothing to lose." - Martell

by Cablinasian on Apr 11, 2010 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

brp just quit on me

after i went on a 14-0 run

MY NAME'S AL HARRINGTON, I GET BUCKETS.

by Dirty Socks on Apr 11, 2010 11:42 PM PDT reply actions  

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