One one thing more eternal than "BEAT LA" and that's the special thing that mommies and daddies do when they are very much in love and alone and in the dark late at night and ... well, kiddies, you get the idea.

Much like that late night cuddle-fest, I will be creeping out of bed pre-dawn to gaze into my loving computer at my beloved Portland Trail Blazers as they stomp those stupid purple and yellow guys from Smogsville.

So, Blazer buddies, help me junk it up.

Give me some humor for the 3:30am (Hong Kong time) tip.

Funniest joke you know that can be printed here?

i once co-hosted a radio show in Olympia for a few years where we would do a call in question period. One quiz was the strangest place you ever made whooopy!

Man, there was one coffee shop bathroom that saw a lot of action, as did the K Records warehouse. Seriously.

There. Junk.