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JUNK DRAWER-3/6/2010

 

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hello?

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Mar 5, 2010 7:31 AM PST reply actions  

The Donner Party is the most interesting story ever.

Here are some highlights.

April 15, 1846- The families of James F. Reed and George and Jacob Donner, 31 people in nine wagons, leave Springfield, Illinois.

May 29 Sarah Keyes, Reed’s mother-in-law, dies and is buried at Alcove Spring

Oct. 5- Reed threatens to kill Louis Keseberg after he finds out that Mr.Keseberg beats his wife. Reed later kills John Snyder, the Graves family’s teamster, in a dispute at Iron Point and is banished from the train.

Oct.6-13- Unable to keep up, Mr. Hardcoop is left behind in the desert; no one will go back for him. Wolfinger stays behind to cache his wagon only to be murdered by his companions, Joseph Reinhardt and Augustus Spitzer.

Jan. 24- Louis Keseberg, Jr. (Louis Kesebergs son), dies.

Feb. 20 Catherine Pike dies.

April 17- William Fallon and the Fourth Relief party reach the Donner Camps, finding only Louis Keseberg alive among the mutilated remains of his former companions.

by Nick Van Excellent on Mar 5, 2010 7:33 AM PST reply actions  

Party On!

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Mar 5, 2010 7:36 AM PST up reply actions  

that’s a tough crowd.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 7:56 AM PST up reply actions  

true....

but it wasn’t even on guy doing the murdering! Reed did, then they just left a guy behind, then these Reinhardt and Spitzer guys killed someone. then they find Keseberg with a bunch of corpses (i’m assuming he ate them).

and those are just some of the highlights!

i wonder why this isn’t a movie yet….

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 7:59 AM PST up reply actions  

especially if they didn't try to make it all sympathetic.

and the last scene was just people finding Keseberg among the corpses. Pain the Donner Party people as villains rather than intrepid pioneers forced in to doing the unthinkable.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 8:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Hi DTL

You look good today. Especially your thighs. Can you help me get this chair into the back of my wagon? Just hop up in there.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Mar 5, 2010 8:11 AM PST up reply actions  

DTL, with a wary look in his eye, gets in to the back of the wagon, and, fearing a machete in the back, makes sure to turn around and look at ASH in the process. He sees ASH holding a machete.

                                        . DTL [his voice wavers]
              What’re you gonna do with that machete, Ash?

                                       . ASH [voice cold, his eyes glazed with hunger, words monotone]
                                      I aim to kill you with it.

ASH climbs in to the back of the wagon. DTL quickly backs away, but ASH is quicker. A struggle ensues. The struggle is taut, arms and legs flying in short compact movements, with DTL trying to knock the machete aside. We can feel the weight of the fight. DTL knocks the machete away but then receives a thunderous jab from ASH, which knocks DTL to the ground. With no other option, in self defense, DTL kicks at ASH, connecting with his groin. ASH doubles over. DTL scrambles for the machete, grabbing it. ASH is now cornered. Both are breathing heavily. The air holds a tension DTL, now with a maniacal look in his eye, advances on ASH.

                                                    DTL
                          You’re dinner, [edited for bedge]

DTL lunges at ASH, the machete already above his head and quickly descending. ASH raises his arm in defense but is too late……

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 8:24 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

oops...i forgot to italicize the stage direction. oh well.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 8:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Can you at least find someone that is a good cook to do me right?

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Mar 5, 2010 8:49 AM PST up reply actions  

and share? i don’t think so…..i’ve been driven to madness by your nefarious attempt to destroy me.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 9:02 AM PST up reply actions  

well

I am pretty boney. The most you’ll get outta me is a decent soup stock. Revenge is sorta mine-ish.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Mar 5, 2010 9:08 AM PST up reply actions  

i throw that bone in some boiling water, toss in some carrots or a potato and hey, i’ve got a stew goin’.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 9:11 AM PST up reply actions  

like i could ever even aspire to that level

of greatness. i know my limits. my ceiling is Mortimer. kinda like how I’m DS’s ceiling.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 9:15 AM PST up reply actions  

I dunno. I heard Mortimer microwaves his chicken…on the other hand, he is so good with that teriyaki sauce. I guess he could be a goal to aspire to for some people.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Mar 5, 2010 9:19 AM PST up reply actions  

I complimented you in there, somewhere.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Mar 5, 2010 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

okay

maybe you only microwave chicken leftovers that were originally prepared last night in some glorious, yet manly manner.

But I can’t help what I heard.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Mar 5, 2010 9:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, well, reheating, yes

But no one can save someone who COOKS chicken in the microwave. Whoa, gross.

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 9:36 AM PST up reply actions  

we were still talking about cooking?

i was just talking in generalities.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 9:22 AM PST up reply actions  

just add rocks

#10, #21, #52

Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships

by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

I dunno what they do for a play

But for a movie script, ya don’t italicize the action, so you did good!

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 9:03 AM PST up reply actions  

oh. i remember them being italicized in plays.

i musta got them mixed up. so i guess i screwed up less than i thought! hooray!

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 9:05 AM PST up reply actions  

You’ve never seen my machete.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Mar 5, 2010 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

maybe later.

my love scenes wouldn’t be safe for bedge anyway.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

boobs(!?)

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Mar 5, 2010 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

only his own…

#10, #21, #52

Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships

by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

what would a love scene (ie sex scene, as it pertains to this discussion)

be without them?

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

a love scene, without boobs?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Mar 5, 2010 6:47 PM PST up reply actions  

i know, right?

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 6:48 PM PST up reply actions  

what is this, pg?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Mar 5, 2010 6:52 PM PST up reply actions  

^as in movie ratings, not the bedger

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Mar 5, 2010 6:52 PM PST up reply actions  

pfff....

pg is for suckers.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 6:52 PM PST up reply actions  

^as in movie ratings, not the bedger

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 6:53 PM PST up reply actions  

No

“X” is for suckers….among other things

Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’

by 92wastheyear on Mar 5, 2010 8:30 PM PST up reply actions  

James Reed was pretty awesome though.

After he was banished he briefly fought in the Mexican-American war before organizing a rescue party in the Spring. He ended up saving his family.

Ironically he also saved Keseberg who was basically the reason he was banished in the first place and didn’t end up stranded with the others in the mountains.

by Nick Van Excellent on Mar 5, 2010 8:16 AM PST up reply actions  

awesome....

aside from the murderin’ you mean.

maybe he’d be a good anti-hero.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 8:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh yeah.

He did kill that one guy. Touché .

by Nick Van Excellent on Mar 5, 2010 8:37 AM PST up reply actions  

To be fair

People were pretty crappy back then. Murdering 1 guy puts him in the running for bein’ the Pope!

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 8:53 AM PST up reply actions  

he had a good excuse for trying to murder the other guy.

cause the other guy was beating his wife, and that’s decent cause for murderin’

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 9:03 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah....kinda like Zach sucker punching Ruben

yeah it is bad on the surface ….but good when looking at the entire context

Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’

by 92wastheyear on Mar 5, 2010 9:16 AM PST up reply actions  

exactly

if there was ever a Blazer that shoulda got punched, it was Ruben.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 9:17 AM PST up reply actions  

This reminds me of Oregon Trail: You have killed 2098 pounds of buffalo, but can only take 49 pounds.

by EvilKaramazov on Mar 5, 2010 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

today, we are the same

#10, #21, #52

Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships

by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 9:21 AM PST up reply actions  

the best way to beat Oregon Trail was to pack no food

and just hunt all the time for food. who cares if it spoiled. I got all the way to Oregon as a teacher (means no money)

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

yes

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Mar 5, 2010 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

that game is such a classic.

#52

by Cablinasian on Mar 5, 2010 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

great memory

I loved that game

"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."

by bow4meow on Mar 5, 2010 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

reminds me of the time I played Oregon Trail…

#10, #21, #52

Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships

by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 9:20 AM PST up reply actions  

I am he

#10, #21, #52

Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships

by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 9:23 AM PST up reply actions  

.....as you are he ....as you are me

……and we are all together.

Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’

by 92wastheyear on Mar 5, 2010 9:24 AM PST up reply actions  

koo koo kachu?

#10, #21, #52

Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships

by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 9:26 AM PST up reply actions  

ho ho ho, he he he, ha ha ha

Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’

by 92wastheyear on Mar 5, 2010 9:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Oden is running.
He took a step in the right direction Wednesday when he ran on the treadmill for the first time since undergoing surgery in December to reattach his broken left kneecap.

Oden now practically lives in the weight room, working to strengthen his leg. It’s a long shot, but he hopes to return before the season ends.-indystar

by Nick Van Excellent on Mar 5, 2010 7:36 AM PST reply actions  

if he is fully healed

yes, please.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Mar 5, 2010 7:39 AM PST up reply actions  

i can’t imagine what it would be like if he actually comes back. i gotta think that would do wonders for his psyche. and if he comes back effective, i bet it would go a long way in shining up his national reputation.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 7:57 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah.

His conditioning won’t be great though, especially if he’s just now running. It would be amazing though, even if it was just for short stretches.

by Nick Van Excellent on Mar 5, 2010 8:06 AM PST up reply actions  

his conditioning wouldn't be there, for sure.

but if he progresses quickly, he might be able to appear in the final game of the regular season. i doubt it will happen, but it’s kinda cool to consider.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 8:09 AM PST up reply actions  

If he is physically able, I would trust the team would welcome him back. There may be a negative response if the team says, “well, thanks for working so hard, but let’s wait till next season.”

Bringing onto the floor for a few minutes at least would be great.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Mar 5, 2010 8:51 AM PST up reply actions  

Only Miller would say that

#10, #21, #52

Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships

by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 9:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Willis Reed-esque

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Mar 5, 2010 9:32 AM PST up reply actions  

yes

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Mar 5, 2010 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Shocker

Z back to the Cavs. I like how the writer tries to add drama to the story. Nice try.

It’s likely the Cavs will accept him back with open arms. General manager Danny Ferry agonized over the decision to trade Ilgauskas, a former teammate, close friend and the franchise’s leader in rebounds and games played, to Washington as part of the deal for forward Antawn Jamison.

Now, Ferry has a chance to make everything right.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Mar 5, 2010 7:59 AM PST reply actions  

oh the agony that Ferry must have gone through.....

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 8:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Well, after all Ferry had thrown more than 100 million after Ilgauskas over the course of his career.

Then it’s not an easy decision to pay him $500k for 25 more games.

Also it’s funny how much Washington got for Jamison (and Drew Gooden) in the end: A poor man’s Travis Outlaw in Al Thornton, the rights to the mighty Emir Preldzic, probably a #29 or #30 draft pick depending on where Cleveland ends up this year, and cap relief. I wonder if Dave isn’t wrong in his belief how much we would get for trading LaMarcus.

by Norsktroll on Mar 5, 2010 8:20 AM PST up reply actions  

The NBA needs to fix the loophole

that allows guys involved in winkety wink trades to return to their original teams after getting dumped by the team that traded them. It seems to violate the spirit of the equal value trade clause and circumvent the rule. I think guys should not be able to return to their team of origin that way during the same season at least.

"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."

by bow4meow on Mar 5, 2010 10:04 AM PST up reply actions  

I believe I agree

Unless I am forgetting some GOOD reason to allow a traded player to rejoin his team in a winky wink deal.

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

how about if the Blazers do it? Is that a good enough reason?

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Mar 5, 2010 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

No… it’s a bad loophole that needs to be fixed…

#10, #21, #52

Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships

by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Because if you don't allow them to return in a truely non-winky wink deal

then you are unfairly restraining the player from joining the team that he wants.

Of course, I can’t think of a deal like this that where they didn’t seemingly have a tacit understanding of how things would go down, but imagine if there was one. JUST IMAGINE

by tingeyga on Mar 5, 2010 10:13 AM PST up reply actions  

isn’t that what the salary cap is for?

#10, #21, #52

Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships

by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 10:14 AM PST up reply actions  

That is to keep the rich teams from just outspending the poor teams

but what if over the summer LeBron runs into BRoy, LNA and Oden in Hawaii and decides “These are nice guys, plus Nike headquarters is just down the road so I can save a lot of time when I need to go there for a meeting, AND I would have a lot more minutes on my cell phone bill. I should sign with the Blazers.” The fact that KP might have signed Camby to a 5 year deal and taken up what cap space the ‘Zers may have the day before doesn’t stop LeBron from signing for the minimum and taking Dieners spot.

by tingeyga on Mar 5, 2010 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Hee hee
"These are nice guys, plus Nike headquarters is just down the road so I can save a lot of time when I need to go there for a meeting, AND I would have a lot more minutes on my cell phone bill. I should sign with the Blazers."

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

whats more

is that with Phil Knight’s kids away at college, Phil has a spare bedroom for LeBron to crash in and probably a used Honda Civic that LeBron can use to drive to practice/games. Think of how much money LeBron could save in Portland! He would be a fool to sign anywhere else.

by tingeyga on Mar 5, 2010 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

true, but if we were to then trade Lebron to another team who bought him out, I’d be fine if he couldn’t resign in Portland till the end of the season

#10, #21, #52

Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships

by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Perhaps he thinks his system doesn't need the best players to win

He believes in the system more than he believes in players winning!

The last few years doesn’t prove anything about his system other than it still needs great players to run it. If he thought he was gonna turn around a crappy NYK roster just with his style and coaching alone, then that says to me he thinks it’s more than it is.

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 8:59 AM PST up reply actions  

And in particular it seems to demand a Steve Nash quality point guard. Duhon plays better this season than Knicks fans make him seem, especially as a passer. But neither he nor Robinson had much success in leading the team to wins.

by Norsktroll on Mar 5, 2010 9:03 AM PST up reply actions  

w0rd

Duhon, at the very least, can run the D’Antoni pick and roll. He gets assists. And Lee can finish with it. But the rest… they need more. They need Nash.

He hasn’t had, like, an actually GOOD point guard since Nash, but it’s not like Sloan’s offense which still got his team to .500 back when AK was the only good player.

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 9:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Amare and Joe Johnson.

that’s my prediction

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 9:04 AM PST up reply actions  

That'd be funny.

Reuniting the old Suns team, without the engine that made it run!

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 9:06 AM PST up reply actions  

they'll trade for Rubio.

hahaha

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 9:09 AM PST up reply actions  

D'Antoni and Walsh are geniuses!

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 9:09 AM PST up reply actions  

Who said you can’t relive the mistakes of the past? Boston is currently reassembling the 2001 NBA All-Star team (Wallace, KG, Finley, Allen, …) and D’Antoni could get his old 2004-ish Suns back!

by Norsktroll on Mar 5, 2010 9:12 AM PST up reply actions  

hahahaha…..i never even thought about that with the Celtics. that’s really funny.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 9:16 AM PST up reply actions  

The three top players in rebound rate this season

1 Marcus Camby, POR, 58 games, 22.2
2 Greg Oden, POR, 21 games, 22.0
3 Joel Przybilla, POR, 30 games, 21.7

Rest of the top 10: Dalembert, Howard, Love, Blair, Noah, Duncan, Brockman.

This could be funny next year. Though I still think Camby will walk, that should really help the rebounding and could help to start more fast breaks.

by Norsktroll on Mar 5, 2010 8:46 AM PST reply actions  

juwan is number five? awesome. i mean: awesome!

"I told somebody to stop crying," Pendergraph said after the game. "Actually, I told them all to stop crying."

by cornplant on Mar 5, 2010 8:54 AM PST up reply actions  

It is a good thing LMA doesn’t rebound or else he’d make those guys look bad.

wink wink.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Mar 5, 2010 8:55 AM PST up reply actions  

You think he’ll walk? What will the demand on the market for him be?

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Mar 5, 2010 8:55 AM PST up reply actions  

after the nix miss on lbj, wade, bosh, and amare

and they are stuck overpaying for joe johnson and boozer, then they will be able to offer camby a boatload of cash

"I told somebody to stop crying," Pendergraph said after the game. "Actually, I told them all to stop crying."

by cornplant on Mar 5, 2010 8:56 AM PST up reply actions  

You know who might be a good young PG for our system? Lou Williams

http://www.basketball-reference.com/play-index/tiny.cgi?id=MKknq

Bayless could become as good with experience, but so far Williams is the better shooter, draws just 1 foul less per 36 minutes, has a better assist ration, turns it over less, commits less fouls, and has far less usage. And he’s the only top 10 PG in PER who seems somewhat available for the right price next season.

by Norsktroll on Mar 5, 2010 8:58 AM PST reply actions  

I think Bayless becoming Lou Williams is EXTREMELY reasonable

PLUS Bayless is a better defender now, and will only improve.

Took Lou 4 years to be a starter… Bayless is developing faster while coming into the league at a similar age.

I do agree though— a good combo guard like Sweet Lou could fit us nice.

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 9:02 AM PST up reply actions  

so, Bayless is MASSIVELY average?

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Mar 5, 2010 9:11 AM PST up reply actions  

League average would be an upgrade at the PG position for us. Sadly. Next year I would be happy with an average Bayless and an average Oden starting for us all year. As Tom recently wrote, that was promised to him by Jscot to happen until the end of last season ;)

by Norsktroll on Mar 5, 2010 9:14 AM PST up reply actions  

Mhm, you could make a similar argument for Luke Ridnour ;)

by Norsktroll on Mar 5, 2010 9:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Shockingly, Luke is statistically better than Devin Harris this season in terms of almost any efficiency. TS%, AS%, To%, PER, …

by Norsktroll on Mar 5, 2010 9:10 AM PST up reply actions  

It makes sense

Harris’s stats are bad. He might be going the way of the Hinrich, statistically!

I think he can bounce back though. If he’s a Blazer, he better!

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 9:18 AM PST up reply actions  

The bears are pushing hard for julius peppers. I might have hope going into the fall.

by EvilKaramazov on Mar 5, 2010 9:23 AM PST reply actions  

is he gonna replace Cutler?

or play wide receiver?

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 9:24 AM PST up reply actions  

no, no. We’re gonna give him a small blade, some war paint, and inform him the opposing QB is gray hair, under the helmet.

by EvilKaramazov on Mar 5, 2010 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

and that will help Cutler to not throw many an interception?

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 9:35 AM PST up reply actions  

did you ever play mutant league hockey for the sega? The secret, when playing on the highest difficulty is to simply murder the computer’s players. Suppose for a second that you stop playing any defense, and just allow shots on your goal. Now the goalie will block about 80 percent of those. So, in the first period, you try to keep the puck on their side, without really worry about what’s going on in the game. In the meantime, you murder everyone on their team. By the second period, you might be down 4 goals to none, but suddenly, the computer has no players other than a goalie (you can’t kill the goalie). You spend your remaining time shooting on goal, endlessly. Score as much as you want at this point.

by EvilKaramazov on Mar 5, 2010 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

i never played that game.

i’m not sure that will translate to the NFL though……

but good luck!

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 9:47 AM PST up reply actions  

a great defense is trumped by blood thirst. i’m hoping my team burns w/ the rage of 1,000 fiery suns.

by EvilKaramazov on Mar 5, 2010 9:50 AM PST up reply actions  

with enough steroids,

i’m sure they will burn with that kind of rage…..

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 9:53 AM PST up reply actions  

i’m pretty sure only NBA players take steroids now.

by EvilKaramazov on Mar 5, 2010 9:55 AM PST up reply actions  

look, you already got a TE!

link

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 9:56 AM PST up reply actions  

oh yeah, man o man o whose your momma. he’s a blocking TE

by EvilKaramazov on Mar 5, 2010 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

so he can’t catch either… he should fit right in

#10, #21, #52

Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships

by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 9:59 AM PST up reply actions  

If you like good music, you’ll love this:

♪♫♪♫♪

The whole album is solid. You can listen to it in its entirety here (scroll down a bit):

♪♫♫♫

It comes out next tues, get yore copy.

by EvilKaramazov on Mar 5, 2010 9:30 AM PST reply actions  

and here I thought you were going to link to the Gorillaz

#10, #21, #52

Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships

by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 9:37 AM PST up reply actions  

it’s been on the radio for a while

#10, #21, #52

Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships

by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 9:39 AM PST up reply actions  

I don't listen to regular radio

Only my Sirius thingy… and I ain’t been driving as much as before, so I dunno!

Must be while in the car. Maybe it’s in a commercial that plays a lot.

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 9:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Ah HA

I thought it was him, but didn’t wanna get accused of thinking all black guys in alternative music are the same guy. But, they are, so it’s okay.

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 9:43 AM PST up reply actions  

your options are danger mouse, ben harper, or hootie

#10, #21, #52

Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships

by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

bad brains! But they are wayyyy alternative.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Mar 5, 2010 9:45 AM PST up reply actions  

yuck

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 9:58 AM PST up reply actions  

i can't imagine eating something when i'm pooing.

i have held food while peeing, because you don’t really need to use your hands for that….but pooing? i don’t know…..that just don’t seem like good practice

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 10:19 AM PST up reply actions  

You've held food for peeing?

Why can’t you put the food down? Were you outside?

I have never done that. Unless I had, like, a beer bottle in one hand and I was outside and drunk and I was a kid.

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

it was a snack or something.

maybe a cookie. i don’t remember what. just that i’ve done that before.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

That's why you're single DTL!!

Once you stop peeing with food in your hand (with pee surely splashing onto your food), you will find true love.

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 10:24 AM PST up reply actions  

also, start using one hand when you pee… dudes with both hands on their hips are freaky… and the ladies can sense it

#10, #21, #52

Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships

by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 10:25 AM PST up reply actions  

we call that the R Kelly

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Mar 5, 2010 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

hahahaha

i usually go both hands. sometimes none…..depends on the temperature in the bathroom….

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

how would pee splash on food that i'm holding up by my mouth?

i’m eating it, not holding it by my wiener.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

you’re doing it wrong

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Mar 5, 2010 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

thanks dude

I am prepping for the weekend and I will get some mailing out to you next week

love you

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Mar 5, 2010 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

You were a Most Improved Player?

That’s what MIP stands for, right?

Wearing the black band for Jarrett Jack, Ime Udoka, Fred Jones, Sergio Rodriguez, Channing Frye, Luke Schenscher, Shavlik Randolph, James Jones, Josh McRoberts, Steven Hill, Jarron Collins, Michael Ruffin, Steve Blake and Travis Outlaw. Sacrificed to the unmerciful god of progress.

Blazersedge.com || New to Blazers' Edge?

by T Darkstar on Mar 5, 2010 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

One guy would shower then poo

He said he didn’t like to smell it in the shower

by tominhawaii on Mar 5, 2010 10:22 AM PST up reply actions  

i would rather poo first.

but then you flush……don’t just let it sit there.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

verily

#10, #21, #52

Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships

by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 10:06 AM PST up reply actions  

It's a crazy world, bruh

I suspect that she’ll say too much crazy stuff over the next 4 years as a member of the media on Fox news to be able to reasonably run though.

If she wants to cash in on her fame, joining Fox news is the right idea. If she wants to be president, it’s a bad idea.

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 10:09 AM PST up reply actions  

“and over there’s that Russia I was tellin the good people of America abuut”

#10, #21, #52

Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships

by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 10:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Those insurance stories aren't all that uncommon.

My favorite inappropriate line ever said directly to me is as follows:

tinfoil: Can you described the person that you rear-ended?
Insured: Oh, it was one of the people from 9/11.

….the claimant was from India.

hating advanced stats since 1980
Rudy-hater, Bayless-hater, Coolio-hater
Oden*fanboy, Batum*fanboy, MMA*fanboy

by TheTinfoil on Mar 5, 2010 10:14 AM PST reply actions  

when i was rear ended a few years ago the woman driving blamed her car for not stopping in time…

her: “I hit the brakes as hard as I could, but the car kept going”
me: “you put it into a 4 wheel slide while tailgating me doing 70mph coming up to a construction zone”
her:" but it wouldn’t stop when I hit the brakes"
me (in my head only cause the cops were there): “that’s cause they’re not zaching magic”

#10, #21, #52

Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships

by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 10:18 AM PST up reply actions  

i love the brake excuse.

I’ve also heard “it’s nobody’s fault, sometimes zach just happens.”

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Rudy-hater, Bayless-hater, Coolio-hater
Oden*fanboy, Batum*fanboy, MMA*fanboy

by TheTinfoil on Mar 5, 2010 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

does anyone ever blame

fate? or destiny?

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 10:39 AM PST up reply actions  

not that I know of

hating advanced stats since 1980
Rudy-hater, Bayless-hater, Coolio-hater
Oden*fanboy, Batum*fanboy, MMA*fanboy

by TheTinfoil on Mar 5, 2010 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Do insurers have risk calculated by demographics, or is everyone billed the same?

I have never caused an accident or fender bender, but I have been in prolly 6 or 7, and in a few of them, there was a common theme.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Mar 5, 2010 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

it’s calculated by how much you will pay before you complain

#10, #21, #52

Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships

by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 10:42 AM PST up reply actions  

women

amiright?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Mar 5, 2010 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

no, a much smaller subset of the population.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Mar 5, 2010 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

hermaphrodites?

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Mar 5, 2010 11:00 AM PST up reply actions   1 recs

There are lot of factors, and each company does it differently.

The easy ones are age and gender The easy way to think of it is you look at who gets in the most accidents, and make those people pay more so that everyone else can pay less. There are others things, such as credit scores and marital status that some companies use. There is a huge correlation between people with bad credit and people with extensive accident histories, moreso even than age and gender.

In your case, paying out a claim isn’t what would make the rates go up, negligence is what would mak your rates go up. It’s very socialistic. People who are in negligent accidents pay more, rather than spreading everything out equally.

hating advanced stats since 1980
Rudy-hater, Bayless-hater, Coolio-hater
Oden*fanboy, Batum*fanboy, MMA*fanboy

by TheTinfoil on Mar 5, 2010 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, it’s my favorite for rear enders… this particular accident was a cluster zach cause the car behind her also locked up their brakes (never tailgate a tailgater) and rear ended her… collectively we shut down 26 west to the coast for a couple hours on a sunny Saturday

#10, #21, #52

Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships

by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 10:45 AM PST up reply actions  

i didn't know this was the next 30 for 30 doc.

could be good.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 10:16 AM PST reply actions  

Anyone remember the movie HOT TO TROT?

It just popped in my head out of NOWHERE. No idea why it did. But for some reason I just imagined one of the last scenes where the talking horse that Bobcat Goldthwait rides wins the race because it had buck teeth poking out across the finish line.

Man, that was a bad movie, even as a kid, and I must’ve watched it 80 times. How did I watch it so much? Did we record a copy off of TV? Was it always on TV? I forget.

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 10:18 AM PST reply actions  

Did you ever see the movie "Hamburger"

I think that was the title. It had Dick Butkus and one especially naughty restaurant scene. It may have been called “Hamburger University” or “Hamburger: The motion picture.” I forget.

"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."

by bow4meow on Mar 5, 2010 10:26 AM PST up reply actions  

saw it

Remember the song too. “Hamburgers, born American”

I remember when the big cucumber died and a baby gherkin was born.

Have you seen H.O.T.S.?

by tominhawaii on Mar 5, 2010 10:28 AM PST up reply actions  

No, but it seems eerily familiar

when did it come out?

"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."

by bow4meow on Mar 5, 2010 10:31 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought I saw all the sexually charged teen exploitation movies of that era

I saw Hardbodies 2 was on Encore recently. How bad was that?

"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."

by bow4meow on Mar 5, 2010 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

I remember H.O.T.S.

Jeff Garlin has a cameo in that flick I think

I ♥ Julie Chu

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Mar 5, 2010 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

I just go the 2008 verson of It's Alive

I saw the 1974 version about 50 times on my cousin’s free HBO.

by tominhawaii on Mar 5, 2010 10:29 AM PST up reply actions  

I thought about watching it

The Its Alive series are classics.

The Baby monster in Its Alive 3 is a guy I know, a short body builder.

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 10:32 AM PST up reply actions  

AH!

i peed myself….

i wasn’t eating anything either

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

good for bobcat

though cox looks like a monster now, and bobcat just came out with a pretty funny movie so things have kinda gone in opposite directions

the few, the proud, the blazers

by HD on Mar 5, 2010 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, he looks a bit better now than in his Police Academy days. But still, Cox was hot when they got engaged and probably could have had a lot of guys. Then again, she had to compare Bobcat to the dwarf from Entourage and probably found him more manly.

by Norsktroll on Mar 5, 2010 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

So regarding the Hoth attack....

I was reviewing some Hoth battle war film and remain unconvinced about a couple little “issues” his highness Sir Mortimer insists I accept unflinchingly and without reservation.
Mainly, I argued the Imperial walkers were taken out by head shots from the rebellions speeders, but Mortimer says they were shots to the neck.Stop frame footage is inconclusive at best. The first attack on a downed walker shows in freeze action a double barrelled shot aimed squarely at the walkers head, but mysteriously vanishes before impact. A second shot from a higher angle appears and mysteriously causes the walker’s head to explode. I call foul. This is clearly a poor piece of CGI and for whatever reason one of the cheap way outs for Lucasfilm to get past the whole Hoth attack and onto Luke’s boring encounter with Yoda at Degoba.
My other problem that needs less scrutiny is how could the tow cables bring down the walkers to begin with? Where the harpoons made from some sort of material that was strong enought to stick into the reinforced steel legs of the walkers that rebellion lasers couldn’t even mar?
I call posh, but I’m not going so far as to say Empire wasn’t a great movie. Just a couple technicalities.

"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."

by bow4meow on Mar 5, 2010 10:19 AM PST reply actions  

i just read the headline.....

bow…..i crown you king of bedge nerds.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

I change my vote on the best Star Trek series to.....

"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."

by bow4meow on Mar 5, 2010 10:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Those weren't harpoons

they were magnetic tow cables. So there.

However, why they didn’t have some sort of high explosive device attached to those magnets is beyond me. I mean they have mastered FTL travel, but they can’t even construct a proper missle. This is like something straight out of Avatar.

by tingeyga on Mar 5, 2010 10:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Luke says

“set your harpoon for the next pass”
“activating harpoon” and then it sticks to the walkers leg

not hearing anything about magnetic cables

"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."

by bow4meow on Mar 5, 2010 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

check your stop frame footage again

clearly the harpoons have a blunt edge, which must mean that they are magnetic.

Also Mort is right they were neck shots. Proof

by tingeyga on Mar 5, 2010 10:33 AM PST up reply actions  

I stand uncorrected

"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."

by bow4meow on Mar 5, 2010 10:35 AM PST up reply actions  

clearly you are assuming the harpoons have blunt edges

because there is no good shot of them. Also, how could they have cinched up so tight upon releasing the cable? the cables would have just slid down or snapped. C’mon.

"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."

by bow4meow on Mar 5, 2010 10:38 AM PST up reply actions  

Are you sure that there are no good shots of them? You should review your footage

Also because the harpoons are verifiably magnetic even Lucas isn’t dumb enough to make them pointed when a flat surface would have a much stronger connection.

by tingeyga on Mar 5, 2010 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

ok they're magnetic

I’m just trying to get to the truth

"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."

by bow4meow on Mar 5, 2010 10:55 AM PST up reply actions  

What truth are you trying to get to the bottom of?

What I don’t get is lightsabers. So you have this beam of energy that will cut through almost anything instantly. Why do they only use them as hand to hand weapons of the Jedi? Wouldn’t they be useful as a projectile weapon to cut the legs off of an AT-AT?

by tingeyga on Mar 5, 2010 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

It started with the Hoth attack

I thought it was a lame sequence. I’m trying to figure out where the kill shots on the At ats were placed.

"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."

by bow4meow on Mar 5, 2010 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

The kill shots were at the neck.

Why they couldn’t simply drop bombs on the neck, or shoot them from the sides is another question.

by tingeyga on Mar 5, 2010 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

AT-AT were very impractical

I ♥ Julie Chu

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Mar 5, 2010 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Dear maker of the new JD

please put a link in the old JD when you make the new one.
will CTC make this a rule or something plz?

Signed,
Tyler aka DS

Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.

by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 10:55 AM PST reply actions  

And the date

crazy Mexicans

Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’

by 92wastheyear on Mar 5, 2010 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

did that show win an emmy?

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Mar 5, 2010 10:58 AM PST up reply actions  

nope.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Travesty! That was a good show.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Mar 5, 2010 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

indeed it was.

that mullet will never be matched

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 11:09 AM PST up reply actions  

The mullet was out of style, even by that time, yet he was still able to pull.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Mar 5, 2010 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

the MacGyver mullet

never goes out of style

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

now how can can anyone not like that.....

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

This is a silly goose

Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.

by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 11:04 AM PST reply actions  

nvm its a grouse

wtf

Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.

by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

animal recognition fail

#10, #21, #52

Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships

by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

well i read the OLive headling and thought it said

Salazar says sage goose deserves federal endangered species protection but will have to wait

but what it really said was

Salazar says sage grouse deserves federal endangered species protection but will have to wait

Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.

by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

your history folder must be quite a thing to see

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Mar 5, 2010 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

whats that?

Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.

by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

a record of all the websites you visit

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Mar 5, 2010 11:10 AM PST up reply actions  

lol

and why would it be interesting?

Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.

by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

you always post stuff out of left field

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Mar 5, 2010 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

i got it from OLive

Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.

by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

his are pointed and deliberate

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Mar 5, 2010 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

“oh, keithy seems to have done himself a mischief”

by EvilKaramazov on Mar 5, 2010 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

is that a documentary of chopper? i haven’t seen it.

by EvilKaramazov on Mar 5, 2010 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

looks like a two parter; added to my queue to be apart of my vastly growing unknown dvd’s to be available on netflix.

by EvilKaramazov on Mar 5, 2010 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah it's two parts - that dude was freaking nuts

Part 1 – Killer Instinct
Part 2 – Public Enemy No. 1

I ended up ordering both DVD over at Amazon UK. I’ve been a big fan of Vincent Cassel since La Haine. Check that out if you haven’t seen it yet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okQJPUTQMqA

I ♥ Julie Chu

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Mar 5, 2010 12:17 PM PST up reply actions  

that's a pretty nuts visual effect

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 12:26 PM PST up reply actions  

disappointing isn't it.

seems like a big budget type foreign film. you’d think they’d have it.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

that looks freaking awesome.

was Mesrine the French John Dillinger? that’s what it looked like.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Pretty much

though Mesrine was a lot crazier or just had an enormous set of balls. I mean some of the stuff he pulled off was nuts. And he was doing all of this during the 60’s and 70’s

I ♥ Julie Chu

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Mar 5, 2010 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

i put it on my queue but Netflix doesn't have it.

and i don’t like buying out of region dvd’s. i added La Haine too and put it way up on my queue.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, cloudy saw that and said it was fantastic.

i’m anxiously awaiting its arrival in Portland.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

great movie

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Mar 5, 2010 6:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm wearing my Chicago Bears shirt in honor of them dominating free agency's opening day.

If they find a way to get a difference making WR, I’ll break down and cry like Tom after Miller’s 52 point game.

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on Mar 5, 2010 11:11 AM PST reply actions  

we don’t need one of them; give me peppers, a safety and a way to improve our running game, and we’ll be set

by EvilKaramazov on Mar 5, 2010 11:13 AM PST up reply actions  

Got two out ot three so far. (if reports are to be believed)

But Devin Hester’s not a #1 WR. Gotta get at least another #2 at some point.

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on Mar 5, 2010 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

agree, hester is not a #1, but I think devin aromashodu can be our guy. Plus knox can do well in this system. I honesty think if we can protect cutler, the passing game will take care of itself.

The guy i’m interested in is rolle from AZ. We haven’t had a reasonable FS since brown played not hurt. If we got him and everyone else, I’d be dancing w/ action jackson on the beach.

by EvilKaramazov on Mar 5, 2010 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

word, though, is that he’s signing w/ the giants. i suspect we’ll go into the season w/ a roster consisting of 5 SS, again… meh…

by EvilKaramazov on Mar 5, 2010 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

Urlacher and Peppers will fix it all!!!

The Pass rush will fix the lack of a coherent secondary.

Right?

Yes! Yes! In the face!

by LeafHawk on Mar 5, 2010 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

which one gets hurt first? I say Peppers in the preseason and Urlacher in week 3

#10, #21, #52

Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships

by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

na, tommie harris’ leg will fall off before either…

by EvilKaramazov on Mar 5, 2010 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

ya the line is why cutler sucks

and my iggles still are in their title window

the few, the proud, the blazers

by HD on Mar 5, 2010 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

you and EK can do this together ifthe WR thing happens.

click here for awkwardness

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 11:14 AM PST up reply actions  

for Dougall/Prez

#10, #21, #52

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by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 11:16 AM PST reply actions  

Ok, I am no longer going to contribute to social security.

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by Name's Ash on Mar 5, 2010 11:18 AM PST up reply actions  

more your style?

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by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Yes, I actually respect Lady Gaga.

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by Name's Ash on Mar 5, 2010 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

lady gaga sucks

ke$ha sucks
justin bieber sucks (not as bad as the other two but he still does)

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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

haha… only one of those people might have a penis… (hint, it’s not JB)

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by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

This is Bull Schlitz!

How can someone like rappy mcpopperson Kanye, and not like the current queen of Pop, Lady Gaga?

Ke$sha is more car crash style entertainment, not really music/performance anything.

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by Name's Ash on Mar 5, 2010 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

you realize he’s rapping over pop songs… right?

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by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

i mean new pop

like lady caca

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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

I didn't say I'd buy her music

but I respect what she’s done and the way she’s done it.

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by Name's Ash on Mar 5, 2010 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

i dont

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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

i love that her dressing wierd gimmick

is actually to hide her ugly face

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by HD on Mar 5, 2010 11:45 AM PST up reply actions  

exactly. She is genius.

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by Name's Ash on Mar 5, 2010 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

That is an example of excellent marketing.

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by Name's Ash on Mar 5, 2010 11:47 AM PST up reply actions  

i dont think it was her idea

i think whoever is controlling her career moves is a marketing genius. i’d imagine the meeting went something like this
music exec “we got this chick that can kinda sing and has catchy songs but has a face like moe syzlak”
marketing genius "how about we dress her up all goofy with elaborate masks and ish to hide her face and it will go along with her “persona.”
music exec “great! now who brought the coke?”

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by HD on Mar 5, 2010 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

she cant sing

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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

she can write music though

#10, #21, #52

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by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

no

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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

she was a song writer for interscope before they let her sing her own stuff… good, bad or indifferent, she can write songs

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by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

dude i could write songs

with stupid lyrics

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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 12:07 PM PST up reply actions  

doubtful

#10, #21, #52

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by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

naw man

u may not like her songs, but u can’t deny that they are catchy and perfect for the pop audience

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by HD on Mar 5, 2010 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

so you're saying

lady gaga is like the writer of twilight

what they write is pure garbage but is accepted and loved by many

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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

one mans trash is another mans treasure

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by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

sort of

its more like. Is pop music a crummy genre? yes but it is a genre none the less. and as far as pop music goes gaga’s is better written then most. just like jay-z is a mainstream rapper but he is better then all other mainstream rappers. maxed out potential within a bad genre

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by HD on Mar 5, 2010 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

also stephanie meyer

is an anomaly. how someone that writes at a 6th grade level ever got a book published is amazing to me

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by HD on Mar 5, 2010 12:55 PM PST up reply actions  

the game > jay z

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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 12:59 PM PST up reply actions  

tldr version plz

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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 1:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Jay-Z is the hegemon, the Game is a rogue state. The only way for Jay-Z to combat the Game given the assymetrical power relationship is to ignore him and hope he self destructs. If Jay-Z engages the Game, under hegemon theory, the Game will game from this attention.

by atomiccafe on Mar 5, 2010 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

doesn’t have the string of solid records to back it up… plus the Game gets less airplay, therefore is less mainstream

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by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

w/e i don't really care for either

at this point in their careers. if it makes ya feel better

just like jay-z the game is a mainstream rapper but he is better then all other mainstream rappers
though keep in mind my point of it being a dumb genre

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by HD on Mar 5, 2010 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

maybe, but

I dunno, she sells it pretty well.

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by Name's Ash on Mar 5, 2010 11:53 AM PST up reply actions  

she is not what she appears to be at all

lady gaga on boiling point
to quote some website:

black dress and flip flops. real original

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by HD on Mar 5, 2010 11:59 AM PST up reply actions  

perhaps, but

reality tv ain’t always what it seems

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by Name's Ash on Mar 5, 2010 12:04 PM PST up reply actions  

no one realized the problem till it was too late… she was always in the background for the peas

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by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

well im guessing they still

did coke. so they did part of it

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by HD on Mar 5, 2010 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

and singing

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by Name's Ash on Mar 5, 2010 11:40 AM PST up reply actions  

She’ll probably fall off, soon.

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by Name's Ash on Mar 5, 2010 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

That’s what I’ve been thinking, too. She seems to be like a good mix of Christina Aguilera and Kyle Minogue right now and is more than a one-hit wonder, but it’s unclear if she will have that staying power. Though when I first saw Shakira in “Whenever, Wherever” I also though “oh, who is that Britney clone, she might not survive long”. Her nickname back then was “the pan flute [female doggy]” among some music producers I know. Later I saw her live in Mexico City and was convinced that she’s actually talented as a performer and songwriter.

by Norsktroll on Mar 5, 2010 11:56 AM PST up reply actions  

Marketing gimmicks only last so long. So, she’ll need to go away for a while, and then she’ll come back with something heartfelt.

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by Name's Ash on Mar 5, 2010 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

uh um uh

i… dont know what to say…
they need auto tune reallllllllllllllllllllly bad

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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

no, they need someone to take away their internet access

#10, #21, #52

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by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

rec

"In Batum's case he must realize he is very likely the first Blazer to successfully fight over a pick all season..."
-Ben

by Magnum on Mar 5, 2010 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

More people use it live than you would think. But I agree, in the recording studio it’s become a terrible epidemic and you should be able to do without it if you can repeat your takes. Last week I zapped into “Future Hits” or something on MTV Hits, and the top 3 were all way too autotuned R&B pieces.

by Norsktroll on Mar 5, 2010 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep, it's definitely (disappointingly) spreading to live performances

Though not to all of them. From Time’s auto-tune article:

But when track after track has perfect pitch, the songs are harder to differentiate from one another—which explains why pop is in a pretty serious lull at the moment. It also changes the way we hear unaffected voices. “The other day, someone was talking about how Aretha Franklin at the Inauguration was a bit pitchy,” says Anderson. “I said, ‘Of course! She was singing!’ And that was a musician talking. People are getting used to hearing things dead on pitch, and it’s changed their expectations.”

by Timmay! on Mar 5, 2010 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Also it's more than the top 3.

Auto-tune is dominant on Billboard’s main lists.

by Timmay! on Mar 5, 2010 3:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Why be human when you can be perfect?

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The Ardent Optimist.

by fajunga on Mar 5, 2010 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Somebody will not use it and get super popular. This is just a phase.

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by fajunga on Mar 5, 2010 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm not so sure.

It’s pretty much a given for every artist that their producers will run their vocals through auto-tune. Not just new artists either, a lot of veteran artists. If the veteran artists are doing it, it’s likely simply a new phase of post-production.

by Timmay! on Mar 5, 2010 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

And producers are lazy people too ;) I was one.

by Norsktroll on Mar 5, 2010 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I would blame T-Pain and the guy who did it for Cher. Timbaland probably loved it too. Not sure someone like Rick Rubin would use it, he rather tries to put the musicians in a certain mood and is no post-production wizard.

by Norsktroll on Mar 5, 2010 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

The general consensus is the same as yours

The person who produced “Believe”, and T-Pain, with the rest of the artists latching on to it afterward.

by Timmay! on Mar 5, 2010 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

who did you have to kill when that was your cover job?

#10, #21, #52

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by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I wasn’t really good at it, it was more an extracurricular activity and my focus was on media production not sound production. But my guys and girls did sing!

by Norsktroll on Mar 5, 2010 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

You killed Pac didn’t you?

#10, #21, #52

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by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

same thing

#10, #21, #52

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by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

By the way, someone took his friend Proof very literally

40 Oz (some language NSFBE)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqRQeBXXPrQ

[Final Verse – Proof]
I was raised by drunks so I became a drunk
80 Proof on this vodka, that’s the name I want
I’m in the club to beef, you gotta murder me there

by Norsktroll on Mar 5, 2010 3:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Thats horrible..

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by fajunga on Mar 5, 2010 3:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah it isn't going away

I think that one of the biggest impacts of the move to digital music/iPods is that it is moving music away from the album format and towards catchy songs, songs which benefit the most from Autotune and other post-production magic.

by tingeyga on Mar 5, 2010 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

It won't go away

But its popularity will certainly decrease. People will eventually latch onto something else.

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by fajunga on Mar 5, 2010 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Auto-tune isn’t that annoying… Its alright. Makes the good artists stand out.

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by fajunga on Mar 5, 2010 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

We’re arguing the same point from different angles.

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by fajunga on Mar 5, 2010 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Pretty much.

But auto-tune helps mediocre artists much more than good artists.

by Timmay! on Mar 5, 2010 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

You're probably speaking of the overbearing auto-tune stuff

In general, auto-tune’s use will remain, even if not overbearing.

by Timmay! on Mar 5, 2010 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree

they are terrible but auto tune would make it sound a little better

basically, a Kesha song without auto tune is going to be garbage

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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Kesha isn’t making her money on being a good singer.

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by fajunga on Mar 5, 2010 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

truth

she makes money on being catchy

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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

^this. She’s really smart.

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by fajunga on Mar 5, 2010 3:09 PM PST up reply actions  

that is turrible

lessssss go #52

by dougall5505 on Mar 5, 2010 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

according to pdxtrailblazers, rudy got his haircut yesterday. that’s devastating.

loveisrespect

by portlandgiirl91 on Mar 5, 2010 11:29 AM PST reply actions  

i hope he got a buzz

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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

he wanted to look more like me.

it was the right move…..

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 11:31 AM PST up reply actions  

well maybe he should!

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 11:38 AM PST up reply actions  

I hope he did it

the new steve blake!

lol

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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

my head isn't devoid of hair....

it’s not like I’m Mortimer!

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

on the bright side

his herpes are in remission

wink wink

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Mar 5, 2010 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

sounds like Jonestr’s making a trip to Portland

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by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

brbrbrbring brbrbrbring (goes the bike bell)

“COMING THROUGH!!!” exclaims jonestr.

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by Name's Ash on Mar 5, 2010 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

I wish

Rudy is so en fuego

Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.

by jonestr on Mar 5, 2010 11:39 AM PST up reply actions  

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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 11:48 AM PST reply actions  

"this is where you put the title for SO"

that was a great picture… looks like he’s trying to impersonate a fish jumping

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by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

or hes in the club

rubbin on some booty

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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 11:49 AM PST up reply actions  

I was thinking volleyball.

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by Name's Ash on Mar 5, 2010 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

is that real?

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

i was just gonna ask this

by EvilKaramazov on Mar 5, 2010 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

i don't remember Ira Newble

going all Chuck Norris on Dunleavey, Jr.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 11:51 AM PST up reply actions  

“No thanks, I don’t want any pamphlets. Didn’t you see my no soliciting sign?” – Ash.

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by Name's Ash on Mar 5, 2010 11:55 AM PST up reply actions  

when did that happen?

i don’t remember seeing that on Sportscenter or anything…..that’s crazy….

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 12:01 PM PST up reply actions  

looks like an antelope

running from a cheetah

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by HD on Mar 5, 2010 11:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Mort wonders how the background was removed so precisely

Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’

by 92wastheyear on Mar 5, 2010 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

that Collider game on physicsgames.net was tough.

but really cool. i had to cheat a couple times to get passed a level.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 12:08 PM PST reply actions  

LING

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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

K

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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

here ya go

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 12:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I gave up at level 12… I didn’t want to cheat

#10, #21, #52

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by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

that was one of the ones i had to cheat on also.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

i just heard this rap line
I’m gonna die in my b-boy stance

if he keeps his word he will be the dopest corpse ever!

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by HD on Mar 5, 2010 12:11 PM PST reply actions  

i don't read his comments enough to know.

but i believe you. it seems like the only conceivable way a person could talk someone in to thinking Bayless should be compared to the NBA elite.

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by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 12:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I like him

I love and hate the guy who replies to every comment in the thread. I wish I could do with Andre only in a negative way with what he does with Bayless.

by tominhawaii on Mar 5, 2010 12:23 PM PST up reply actions  

i see who you mean i think.

i don’t know the main page people that well so i’m not familiar with their styles enough to like them or not like them.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 12:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I like him right now

primarily because people are unnecessarily hard on Jerryd right now so he needs a defender at this point.

by atomiccafe on Mar 5, 2010 12:32 PM PST up reply actions  

totally agree

I don’t understand why people are so down on him right now.

Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984

by jksnake99 on Mar 5, 2010 12:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I sort of am because of all the hype

He’s not playing up to the expectations that were laid out for me by Ben and others.

by tominhawaii on Mar 5, 2010 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

really??? how do his stats compare to Blake? cause to my eyes, he’s better in some areas and worse in others…

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by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Blake was a starter.

i had the same thought as you before i remembered this.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 12:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Blake was a back up once Miller was starting…

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by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

well....even i think Jerryd

has been as good as Blake was for us this year.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, I think the levels are close… Jakes statement just made it sound like Bayless was WAY ahead of anything we’ve had for years

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by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

he is.

Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984

by jksnake99 on Mar 5, 2010 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Me too

I like him when he scores, but I can also see him thinking instead of just doing.

by tominhawaii on Mar 5, 2010 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I see him thinking through the offense, and sometimes forcing his drives to the hoop when the lane really isn’t there… he’s a better scorer than Blake, but doesn’t have the outside shot

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by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 12:46 PM PST up reply actions  

this year?

Bayless has been way better than Blake. WAY better. WAY WAY better.

In fact, while PER isn’t the gospel, Bayless’ is having a better PER season than Blake has ever had.

Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
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by jksnake99 on Mar 5, 2010 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

better at defense too, at least optically.

by atomiccafe on Mar 5, 2010 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I would go as far as to say he's our best backup PG since at least Greg Anthony.

Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
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by jksnake99 on Mar 5, 2010 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Jerryd does get a bum rap, for sure.

#52

by Cablinasian on Mar 5, 2010 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

your running off a skewed sample though because up until Blake was traded, Jerryd’s minutes were erratic and more than a few of his stretches were in mop up duty

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by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 12:51 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah

It’s weird that people act like Rudy could be the PG of the future when his demonstrable skill is shooting, which is less useful and easier to learn than getting to basket. And Rudy doesn’t have an NBA level handle! And Jerryd is 3-4 years younger! He will get better.

by atomiccafe on Mar 5, 2010 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

This was a triumph
I’m making a note here
HUGE SUCCESS
It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction

by Timmay! on Mar 5, 2010 12:20 PM PST reply actions  

i have the orange box, but I’ve only played portal once.

by EvilKaramazov on Mar 5, 2010 12:25 PM PST up reply actions  

The full game is a lot of fun.

It’s not a long game. Like Norsk said, it’s a 5 hour game probably. Then you can go through the challenges, which get progressively harder.

If you get further into the game, the female voice who is talking to you will go through some problems.

by Timmay! on Mar 5, 2010 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

to some degree.

Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984

by jksnake99 on Mar 5, 2010 10:38 PM PST up reply actions  

My NBA Top 5 Newsletter wants to promote Kevin's Top 5 plays of the season ;)

http://www.nba.com/video/channels/nba_tv/2010/02/17/20100217_durant_top5.nba/

  1. is his crossover on Miller, but overall I’m not terribly impressed by these plays. #4 and #5 are basically broken up plays where Harden sets him up, the others are scenes where he uses his quick first step.

Other topics the NBA would like to stress: Thabeet developing his game in the DL (yeah, right), mic-ed players, Bird and Magic, and the two Italians in Toronto.

by Norsktroll on Mar 5, 2010 12:24 PM PST reply actions  

Memphis? I think they should have drafted Rubio or Evans and said so back then. I also recommended trading up for Griffin, which was not a good idea considering how easy they were able to land Z-Bo and how well he plays for them.

Portland: I heard about Durant first and thought he would be very good and still think so, but I was for drafting Oden and still am because I think both can be very good and potentially win titles. And we need a very good center which is a rare component with a lot of guys not panning out. But I’m not convinced it’s just the “4 mile point in the marathon” like Dave wrote, and I don’t think Dave would be happy if you had told him Greg would play 1 out of 3 seasons while Durant earns the star label after the draft. For me it all stands and falls with Oden’s ability to stay on the court for which he must be healthy and out of foul trouble. Per minute he is already awesome (he exited the season with a PER above 20 and a visible defensive impact), but that’s not what wins games and more of a theoretical discussion. If he can do that, he’ll be Patrick Ewing/Robert Parish 2.0 and be very valuable. If not, we could get less efficient but more reliable production from a number of bigs and are looking at Bowie/Jordan 2.0. Still too soon to tell, but if Greg misses a lot of the next season too the public opinion will be set against him. In that regard, coming back for the playoffs and playing about as well as he did against Yao would do a lot for him and his standing in the league.

by Norsktroll on Mar 5, 2010 12:42 PM PST up reply actions  

but this won't happen right?

In that regard, coming back for the playoffs and playing about as well as he did against Yao would do a lot for him and his standing in the league.

by atomiccafe on Mar 5, 2010 12:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t think so since the current status of his rehab seems to be “walks without crutches for short distances” and “runs on a (zero gravity?) treadmill”. But for his psyche I think it would be very good though I dread our training staff rushing people back ahead of time at the same time.

by Norsktroll on Mar 5, 2010 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Agree on both counts

It would be good for his psyche, but I just can’t trust that he’ll be ready.

by Timmay! on Mar 5, 2010 1:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I've collected some questions for an economics JD. Not yet sure when I can post it, and if I should provide the answers immediately.

It’s not really serious analysis anyway. I would also like to discuss scenarios at some point. It was interesting to hear that the Blazers seem to use that quite a lot to think about what would happen provided player A does this and team B does that.

by Norsktroll on Mar 5, 2010 12:27 PM PST reply actions  

Why I love online school

and why it can never work well:

Because I can watch lectures while I’m commenting here.

by atomiccafe on Mar 5, 2010 12:29 PM PST reply actions  

I can comment here while doing conference calls. So it will prepare you well for real jobs :-)

by Norsktroll on Mar 5, 2010 12:31 PM PST up reply actions  

this is just a one time thing

but it’s pretty pathetic. There’s a “worksheet” that goes along with the lecture. And it has blanks in the PDF that you’re supposed to fill in with the answers from the lecture. Insulting my intelligence I tells ya.

by atomiccafe on Mar 5, 2010 12:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I do the same thing. Just make sure the phone’s on mute is all ya gotta do.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Mar 5, 2010 12:39 PM PST up reply actions  

ha,

the online thing has 10 minute breaks built in.

As if I’m not already surfing the internet and eating at the same time.

by atomiccafe on Mar 5, 2010 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Managing virtual teams is a more and more important and difficult task. Now you see why.

by Norsktroll on Mar 5, 2010 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

annnnndddd…..Jay Allen of 95.5 reporting Camby sprained his ankle during practice today.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Mar 5, 2010 12:33 PM PST reply actions  

dangit

any clue how many games he might miss?

by atomiccafe on Mar 5, 2010 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

taken for x-rays, but Nate didn’t think it was that bad.

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by Name's Ash on Mar 5, 2010 12:40 PM PST up reply actions  

25 if his career stats are any indication ;)

by Norsktroll on Mar 5, 2010 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Not the same ankle as the one he did a little while ago. He ran awkwardly into the basket support.

New Rule:

Portland Centers – do not jump higher then 3 inches for the next 7 months.

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by Name's Ash on Mar 5, 2010 1:09 PM PST up reply actions  

miller can't play center

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by HD on Mar 5, 2010 1:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Bring sent for X-rays

Probably nothing but being uber cautious.

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by skywaker9 on Mar 5, 2010 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

other foot.

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by Name's Ash on Mar 5, 2010 1:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Well...

He should be able to run smoothly them…..both wheels bad.

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by antediluvian on Mar 5, 2010 1:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Some people

are too easily offended and just need to get a grip/life.

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Mar 5, 2010 12:44 PM PST reply actions  

dang

the snow de Milo has some serious abs.

by atomiccafe on Mar 5, 2010 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

that is stupid.

i agree with what the lady says at the end too.

since they had to change it, they should have made the boobs massive, so they’re spilling out of the bikini top. just to point out the dumbness of the original complaint.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 12:47 PM PST up reply actions  

When I read that the neighbors called the cops...

I assumed they lived in Lake Oswego.

"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green

by antediluvian on Mar 5, 2010 1:00 PM PST up reply actions  

EK is probably

jumping up and down in his cubicle right now.

assuming he has a cubicle. tonight he will go home and paint a picture of Peppers in a Bears uni. and sing that victory song he’s mentioned.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 12:45 PM PST reply actions  

hehe

yeah…..this is probably true

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

That's similar to what I was going to say

I was going to say they still need a QB

Whoa, I just realized something. Andre Miller is the Jay Cutler of the Blazers.

by tominhawaii on Mar 5, 2010 12:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ve never though cutler has a life in stand up…

by EvilKaramazov on Mar 5, 2010 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

we hit free agency like a comet striking the planet. I haven’t even gone over to the bears blog today—they’ve probably flipped some tables.

by EvilKaramazov on Mar 5, 2010 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

it's super slow at work.

maybe i’ll mosey on over there.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 1:02 PM PST up reply actions  

the Bears signed Chester Taylor...

i missed that one. there’s that running game improvement you were talking about?

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 1:06 PM PST up reply actions  

they also picked up a TE who is like 300lbs—for blocking.

by EvilKaramazov on Mar 5, 2010 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

on that blog people were talking about

the Bears trying to get Brandon Marshall and some safety named Agowe or something?

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 1:43 PM PST up reply actions  

he’s a ram; got a low tender.

by EvilKaramazov on Mar 5, 2010 1:46 PM PST up reply actions  

maybe they will draft that

really smart dude name Rolle from FSU.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 1:49 PM PST up reply actions  

that place is funny; I don’t go there much anymore because when things get silly they just shut the thread down. Plus, there is a real fraternity feel to it—like wolves they jump on new posters who might not provide the best posts. like this place, though, you have some people who just know their poop when it comes to football and the team.

by EvilKaramazov on Mar 5, 2010 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

This is...

a) Yours truly at age 13
b) Arvydas Sabonis at age 13
c) Victor Claver at age 13
d) The future of the Washington Wizards

by Norsktroll on Mar 5, 2010 12:48 PM PST reply actions  

D

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

E) Hedo part 2

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by Name's Ash on Mar 5, 2010 12:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Cheetah!

Well, Hedo is kind of his dream scenario. DX currently says “Theodoros Papaloukas” as his upside. He has some point-forward potential, but also big question marks especially on defense at about the same age as Nic. And 12 points, 5 rebounds, 4 assists in Turkey is good but doesn’t exactly scream Next Scottie Pippen.

by Norsktroll on Mar 5, 2010 12:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Are there mean and dirty European players in the euro leagues?

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by Name's Ash on Mar 5, 2010 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Sure, also some guys who would qualify as “undersized bangers”. But problem is that the less skilled guys are handsomely paid in Europe, so they have not that much incentive to try and make it in the NBA where they probably would wash out within 2-3 years. I mean, guys like Darko and Jasikevicius are stars at home or in their leagues and didn’t make much of an impact in the NBA.

by Norsktroll on Mar 5, 2010 1:38 PM PST up reply actions  

i hope after their next game the headline is

“Darko sits, wolves lose anyways”
followed by
“other team only plays until halftime, wolves lose anyways”

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by HD on Mar 5, 2010 1:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Ouch.

Have to wonder how it will affect, if at all, Ricky Rubio. I’d think he wouldn’t be worried about it.

by Timmay! on Mar 5, 2010 1:41 PM PST up reply actions  

No, he has the talent to be a surefire starter and he would demand the closest thing to guaranteed minutes he can get. I think it could be both a good thing and a bad thing. The NBA wants players who are ready to take over a la Scola, and does not want Euro players who linger around. Rudy kind of played in Spain until he was having success and ready to come over (he has the malus of playing behind Roy, but his talent is there). Sergio arguably came over too early.

On the other hand, some guys who have the talent to make it might decide against it, simply because they can be a star at home with less risk/work. I’m looking at Victor Claver and a few bigs.

by Norsktroll on Mar 5, 2010 1:48 PM PST up reply actions  

ugh collison wants to be a hipster
Collison said of Pendergraph, as he pulled back the zipper and closed his Little Mermaid suitcase.

doesn’t he know that was only ironic for like a few weeks like a year ago. if DC is gonna ever be a real hipster he needs to learn to stay one step ahead of everyone not 10 steps behind. maybe he is so far behind that it has become ironic again, or he knows its behind and he is being ironically late with his irony. my hipdar doesn’t know how to rate DC
signed,
      hipster dan

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by HD on Mar 5, 2010 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

wth u confusing

anywho i didn’t actually read the full article but ’ Little Mermaid suitcase’ hahahahhaha!

hipster dan?

loveisrespect

by portlandgiirl91 on Mar 5, 2010 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

it's a nickname morty gave me

also i like to use it as a persona

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by HD on Mar 5, 2010 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Ever heard of rookie hazing?

by Norsktroll on Mar 5, 2010 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

ever heard of a joke?

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by HD on Mar 5, 2010 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Use a green font next time

by Norsktroll on Mar 5, 2010 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

what do you do with an elephant with three balls?

by EvilKaramazov on Mar 5, 2010 2:04 PM PST up reply actions  

walk him and pitch to the rhino

by EvilKaramazov on Mar 5, 2010 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

i heard elephants are dangerously fast. i’m not sure i would so easily walk a danger on the basepaths to get to a pretty tough hitter.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

i love coco
@ConanObrien: I’ve decided to follow someone at random. She likes peanut butter and gummy dinosaurs. Sarah Killen, your life is about to change.

now this chick is a trending topic on twitter

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by HD on Mar 5, 2010 1:57 PM PST reply actions  

that's really funny.

it was funny to look at her responses. she’s all excited now. hahaha

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 2:01 PM PST up reply actions  

twolves

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

how about....

the L*kers…..

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 2:02 PM PST up reply actions  

oh well....

i was stunned the twolves weren’t right so i’m just randomley guessing now.

memphis?

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 2:03 PM PST up reply actions  

cleveland?
philly?
new jersey?
san antonio?
sacromento?
boston?
milwaukee?

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 2:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Now you're just guessing ;)

Okay, Cleveland is 4th and Milwaukee is 1st. One remaining.

by Norsktroll on Mar 5, 2010 2:07 PM PST up reply actions  

OKC

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by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Winner

The question could also have been thought of as “where did we go to OT” ;)

by Norsktroll on Mar 5, 2010 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

utah! fw!

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by HD on Mar 5, 2010 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

dallas

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by HD on Mar 5, 2010 2:09 PM PST up reply actions  

haha....

it was gonna come down to just naming every team eventually.

i’m just ahead of the curve…..or something ;-)

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 2:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Final answer

1. Milwaukee 108
2. Chicago 106.5
3. Utah 106.3
4. Cleveland 105
5. Phoenix 101.5
6. Miami 101

by Norsktroll on Mar 5, 2010 2:10 PM PST up reply actions  

grizzlies

Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984

by jksnake99 on Mar 5, 2010 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

oops lol

Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984

by jksnake99 on Mar 5, 2010 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

don't worry

no one will notice.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Mar 5, 2010 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

There was just a crazy story on Wheels at work about the trade between Chicago and Seattle in 94 that would have sent Pippen to the Sonics and Kemp to the Bulls.

Evidently it was a done deal, so close that both teams had already made press presentations and highlight reels, but the story broke in both cities before the ink had been put to paper on local sports radio stations, with the Seattle owner panicking due to fan outrage and he pulled out at the last second. Wow. That trade could ( probably would ) have changed the face of the current NBA. Seattle would probably still be there and maybe with a banner or two.

"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden

by dario argento on Mar 5, 2010 2:08 PM PST reply actions  

No Vin Baker would have been good for them.

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by Name's Ash on Mar 5, 2010 2:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah all 800 lbs of him.

"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden

by dario argento on Mar 5, 2010 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Simmons had that in his book as a “what if” scenario.

by Norsktroll on Mar 5, 2010 2:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Did you read that book?

"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden

by dario argento on Mar 5, 2010 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Yes. I liked a lot of the stories though it’s not the all-encompassing basketball almanac. And in some of his current columns and podcast he seems surprised how fast things can change that would warrant changes. E.g. now he seems to think that Shaq might not be the great teammate after all and Kobe the evil plotter who drove him out of town.

by Norsktroll on Mar 5, 2010 2:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I do like his writing style, just not the Blazer hate. Maybe I'll read it if I see it for cheap.

"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden

by dario argento on Mar 5, 2010 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Apart from the obvious chapter where he outlines what all went wrong in the Bowie pick and why that was a dumb idea not just in retrospect but back then too there’s not much hate.

by Norsktroll on Mar 5, 2010 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Sweet. I think I'll get it.

"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden

by dario argento on Mar 5, 2010 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Whatup JD?

Official Adrian Wojnarowski Hater.

The Ardent Optimist.

by fajunga on Mar 5, 2010 2:12 PM PST reply actions  

not much.

kind of a slow day.

i read this interesting thing about Lost today. here

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

That is interesting.

Actually that sounds like it might be what they’re planning.

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by fajunga on Mar 5, 2010 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

it made a tone of sense to me.

i almost wish i hadn’t read it actually. hahaha

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 2:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. I kinda don’t want that to be the ending.

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The Ardent Optimist.

by fajunga on Mar 5, 2010 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Huh?

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by fajunga on Mar 5, 2010 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

that's how you roll

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Mar 5, 2010 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Lol

I just got outta class and am procrastinating on paper writing.

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The Ardent Optimist.

by fajunga on Mar 5, 2010 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

tihs is vrey cnsifoung and dciflfuit to ursnatdend.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 2:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Camby injured during practice today.

Questionable for Sunday’s game at Denver.

"Batum must be french for:
being at the right place at the right time"
- StudMuffin15 @ Rufus On Fire

"I don't always read blogs regarding the Trail Blazers
...but when I do... I read Blazers Edge."
- resurrect_ha28

" I would trade our entire team for Brandon Roy"
- by Slick4President @ Indy Cornrows

by FiveOhThree-RipCity!! on Mar 5, 2010 2:12 PM PST reply actions  

NO WAY

THIS IS BREAKING NEWS

Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.

by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 2:13 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL!! just got here so I will assume this has been covered.

"Batum must be french for:
being at the right place at the right time"
- StudMuffin15 @ Rufus On Fire

"I don't always read blogs regarding the Trail Blazers
...but when I do... I read Blazers Edge."
- resurrect_ha28

" I would trade our entire team for Brandon Roy"
- by Slick4President @ Indy Cornrows

by FiveOhThree-RipCity!! on Mar 5, 2010 2:14 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah it has.

but don’t worry about DS….he’s just a pot calling the kettle black.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

:)

:)

Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.

by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Racist

#10, #21, #52

Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships

by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

that is why i hate this junk

cause a mexican made it

Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.

by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

i think he just means it's not shocking. it was only previously mentioned in brief.

good thing we have three days off.

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Rudy-hater, Bayless-hater, Coolio-hater
Oden*fanboy, Batum*fanboy, MMA*fanboy

by TheTinfoil on Mar 5, 2010 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

i hope the doctor figures out a way to help you solve the caps lock that is plaguing your life. maybe one day, you can live lower case like the rest of us.

by EvilKaramazov on Mar 5, 2010 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I JUST HOLD THE SHIFT

CAPS LOCK SUCKS

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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

hahaha

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 2:16 PM PST up reply actions  

we’re gonna cut your pinkies off.

by EvilKaramazov on Mar 5, 2010 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

i use my thumbs

Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.

by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

It must take you a long time to type.

"Batum must be french for:
being at the right place at the right time"
- StudMuffin15 @ Rufus On Fire

"I don't always read blogs regarding the Trail Blazers
...but when I do... I read Blazers Edge."
- resurrect_ha28

" I would trade our entire team for Brandon Roy"
- by Slick4President @ Indy Cornrows

by FiveOhThree-RipCity!! on Mar 5, 2010 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Another day, another Blazer center injury.

"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden

by dario argento on Mar 5, 2010 2:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Is small ball the answer?

"Batum must be french for:
being at the right place at the right time"
- StudMuffin15 @ Rufus On Fire

"I don't always read blogs regarding the Trail Blazers
...but when I do... I read Blazers Edge."
- resurrect_ha28

" I would trade our entire team for Brandon Roy"
- by Slick4President @ Indy Cornrows

by FiveOhThree-RipCity!! on Mar 5, 2010 2:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Whiskey is the answer for me.

"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden

by dario argento on Mar 5, 2010 2:27 PM PST up reply actions  

ow

Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.

by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 2:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Cats suck.

Silver linings. Silver linings. Silver linings.

by The Pirate on Mar 5, 2010 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

cats suck the goo that was your eyeball (you cut yourself off there)

by EvilKaramazov on Mar 5, 2010 2:22 PM PST up reply actions  

i always knew those things were up to no good.

it’s why these are waaaaaaaaaaay better.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 2:21 PM PST up reply actions  

i’d like to hear a hypothesis for why dogs haven’t taken the internet by storm the way cats have.

by EvilKaramazov on Mar 5, 2010 2:23 PM PST up reply actions  

cats are more like people so people want to study them more.

dogs are friendly and cool and awesome and loveable. They are like kittens that never grow up. if cats could stay kittens, they’d be way cooler. but anyway, people don’t care as much about dogs because there is nothing not to like about them. with cats, we celebrate the good things because it helps us forget about all the bad things.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 2:26 PM PST up reply actions  

if cats are like people, but we don’t watch dogs because there is nothing not to like about them, then it’s necessary that there are things to not like about people which is commensurate with how much we’re interested in them, on the webs.

by EvilKaramazov on Mar 5, 2010 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

there are tons of things not to like about people.

our civilization is nearly devoted to figuring out how to get people to get along together. that’s how much stuff there is to not like about people.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 2:32 PM PST up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hs6Uu64dynI

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by fajunga on Mar 5, 2010 2:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Those things are huge

Very dangerous

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by fajunga on Mar 5, 2010 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

holy moly!

do no mess with tigers!

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 2:31 PM PST up reply actions  

When is this from?

"Batum must be french for:
being at the right place at the right time"
- StudMuffin15 @ Rufus On Fire

"I don't always read blogs regarding the Trail Blazers
...but when I do... I read Blazers Edge."
- resurrect_ha28

" I would trade our entire team for Brandon Roy"
- by Slick4President @ Indy Cornrows

by FiveOhThree-RipCity!! on Mar 5, 2010 2:29 PM PST up reply actions  

He says he wants full dreads. Wow. That would be a big change and AWESOME.

"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden

by dario argento on Mar 5, 2010 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

that would be awesome....

but not as awesome as a gigantic afro

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

full dread + his old man beard would make him look really intimidating

#10, #21, #52

Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships

by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

that's true.

but come on, Ark, you know as well as I do a fro would be super awesome.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

oh, no doubt… I’d love to see him go World B Free style

#10, #21, #52

Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships

by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

that's what i'm talkin about!

someone needs to convince LA to grow a beard and dreads…..i wonder if that would help him rebound. or, actually, Pendy needs to make the beard/dreads combo happen.

next time I see his uncle in a gdt i’ll try and remember to mention it.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Afros are awesome.

I think dreads are lame, but to each their own.

by Nick Van Excellent on Mar 6, 2010 2:32 AM PST up reply actions  

Concurred

No offense if anyone has dreads, but I think they look stinky, dirty, and obtrusive. I hate you if you have one and I hope I offend you.
 
Afros are awesome and beautiful.

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 6, 2010 2:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Whatchoo talkin bout

Dreads are freaking radtastic.

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by fajunga on Mar 6, 2010 3:13 AM PST up reply actions  

There's no accounting for taste.

I just think they look like thin pieces of poop hanging from someones head.

They also remind me of things I really hate like rapcore, body odor, patchouli, drum circles, my boss, etc

by Nick Van Excellent on Mar 6, 2010 3:47 AM PST up reply actions  

BG style!

Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.

by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

that's intimidating as hell

i can just see bynum shaking in his sneaks at the thought of having to guard him.

by CleBlazer on Mar 5, 2010 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

where do you guys come up with all these pics that always seemingly fit perfectly into the conversation?

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being at the right place at the right time"
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...but when I do... I read Blazers Edge."
- resurrect_ha28

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- by Slick4President @ Indy Cornrows

by FiveOhThree-RipCity!! on Mar 5, 2010 2:41 PM PST up reply actions  

google

Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.

by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Glad I'm not the only one who thought of Brian.

And Chris Bosh.

My wife is worried he’ll look like a 7 foot Sideshow Bob.

by Timmay! on Mar 5, 2010 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

ahhhh

blazers and their hairstyles

loveisrespect

by portlandgiirl91 on Mar 5, 2010 2:33 PM PST up reply actions  

i think Nate’s hairstyle is the best

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

closely shorn…..at least….

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

33 year old jewish man born in brighton!!! go yanks!

by L-TrainFTW! on Mar 5, 2010 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Miller started it.

33 year old jewish man born in brighton!!! go yanks!

by L-TrainFTW! on Mar 5, 2010 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Everybody's gettin together for the playoff push

I like it.

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by fajunga on Mar 5, 2010 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

this is old... from pre-season

and Odens don’t make him look homeless

#10, #21, #52

Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships

by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Awww.. Darnit

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by fajunga on Mar 5, 2010 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

sweeeeeeeeet

Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.

by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 2:38 PM PST up reply actions  

I like that one better than the hawk

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by fajunga on Mar 5, 2010 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

yes!!!!!! finally

i was hoping for a big ben style fromm but dreads would be equally as awesome

the few, the proud, the blazers

by HD on Mar 5, 2010 3:06 PM PST up reply actions  

i bet he grows them and then gets rid of them before the next season starts
Greg Oden’s new hairstyle, which he calls “brother dreads.” Says he’s trying to go full dreads for the summer

Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.

by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 3:07 PM PST up reply actions  

The people have spoken, he’s not allowed to get rid of it now

#10, #21, #52

Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships

by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

agree

Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.

by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

not if i start a petition for him to keep them

and get 1 million signatures

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by HD on Mar 5, 2010 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

can i be the first to sign?

Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.

by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

you mean you haven't made a

facebook “become a fan of GO’s dreads” page yet?

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 3:14 PM PST up reply actions  

DUDE

im gonna

Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.

by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 3:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeaaaaaaaaah Buddy!

Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.

by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

im thinking about making an oden dreads blog

and chronicling the progress of his dreads, but so far there is only one picture

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by HD on Mar 5, 2010 3:21 PM PST up reply actions  

fro*

the few, the proud, the blazers

by HD on Mar 5, 2010 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s writing an article on Kevin Durant’s rebounding Shake.

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by fajunga on Mar 5, 2010 3:50 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

that actually is true

so where then praytell is the update of the Stat Dork Convention?

by tingeyga on Mar 5, 2010 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I heard they went to a special strip club (or paid extra ...I am not sure)

Evidently it is tailor made for guys like them….all the strippers dress up like Deanna Troi and 7 of 9

Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’

by 92wastheyear on Mar 5, 2010 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Gillian Anderson?

I remember the brouhaha when some old movie she did where she showed a nipple for .5 seconds was released.

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

She used to be hot and I knew a lot of nerds that loved her.

by tominhawaii on Mar 5, 2010 6:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Good call on that

Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’

by 92wastheyear on Mar 5, 2010 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Dorkapalooza, I believe

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by jksnake99 on Mar 5, 2010 3:59 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

too bad he cant gain height... he will not be an effective center... ever.

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being at the right place at the right time"
- StudMuffin15 @ Rufus On Fire

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...but when I do... I read Blazers Edge."
- resurrect_ha28

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- by Slick4President @ Indy Cornrows

by FiveOhThree-RipCity!! on Mar 5, 2010 2:34 PM PST up reply actions  

he should study Chuck Hayes

"In Batum's case he must realize he is very likely the first Blazer to successfully fight over a pick all season..."
-Ben

by Magnum on Mar 5, 2010 2:54 PM PST up reply actions  

He's already a better offensive player than Hayes

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by skywaker9 on Mar 5, 2010 2:57 PM PST up reply actions  

no one should study hayes on offense

however, his ability to play tough defense at the center position while giving up 5-6 inches to his opponent is very impressive

"In Batum's case he must realize he is very likely the first Blazer to successfully fight over a pick all season..."
-Ben

by Magnum on Mar 5, 2010 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree

Its not Hayes’ fault the Rockets are careening towards the land of ping pong balls and April tee times for golf.

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by skywaker9 on Mar 5, 2010 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

it's no one's fault, really

unless you want to blame Yao

That’s a scary team next year, though. Assuming, of course, Yao can still play at a high level.

Brooks
Martin
Ariza
Scola
Yao

Everyone on that lineup can score.

"In Batum's case he must realize he is very likely the first Blazer to successfully fight over a pick all season..."
-Ben

by Magnum on Mar 5, 2010 3:05 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s gonna be slower and foul at a higher rate.

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by fajunga on Mar 5, 2010 2:35 PM PST up reply actions  

She's not as attractive as I would have thought...

"Batum must be french for:
being at the right place at the right time"
- StudMuffin15 @ Rufus On Fire

"I don't always read blogs regarding the Trail Blazers
...but when I do... I read Blazers Edge."
- resurrect_ha28

" I would trade our entire team for Brandon Roy"
- by Slick4President @ Indy Cornrows

by FiveOhThree-RipCity!! on Mar 5, 2010 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

This is definitely the worst idea ever.

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by fajunga on Mar 5, 2010 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Turrible, thats just turrible.

"Batum must be french for:
being at the right place at the right time"
- StudMuffin15 @ Rufus On Fire

"I don't always read blogs regarding the Trail Blazers
...but when I do... I read Blazers Edge."
- resurrect_ha28

" I would trade our entire team for Brandon Roy"
- by Slick4President @ Indy Cornrows

by FiveOhThree-RipCity!! on Mar 5, 2010 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

meh...

i could do that…

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 2:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Horrible.

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by fajunga on Mar 5, 2010 2:49 PM PST up reply actions  

it's not like they were poisonous.

i can’t believe the world record was only 75…..

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 2:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Spiders are gross.

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by fajunga on Mar 5, 2010 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

kinda.

some are worse than others. i wouldn’t get in there with any kind of spiders. but the ones that kid was using didn’t look so bad. i’d rather have bigger ones so i could tell where they are.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Yuck.

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by fajunga on Mar 5, 2010 2:59 PM PST up reply actions  

i've seen that guy at Blazer games

on the big screen

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 3:12 PM PST up reply actions  

and no, i don't mean Brandon Roy.

i mean the guy in the spandex

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 3:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Is it you ?

the package looks small enough

Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’

by 92wastheyear on Mar 5, 2010 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I scoff at your package

Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’

by 92wastheyear on Mar 5, 2010 8:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Look at the photo again

you can definitely track his male package

Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’

by 92wastheyear on Mar 5, 2010 8:45 PM PST up reply actions  

You is Pee is

(USPS)

Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’

by 92wastheyear on Mar 5, 2010 9:00 PM PST up reply actions  

she’s the type of girl you’d expect Brandon Roy to like. Cute, down to earth.

#52

by Cablinasian on Mar 5, 2010 6:37 PM PST up reply actions  

i dont care what she looks like, as long as she makes sure our brandon is good to go for every game.

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Mar 5, 2010 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

For a family with as much money as they've got

Coach isn’t an expensive bag, is it? Less than Louis Vuitton?

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 6:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Coach is one of the least expensive name brands.

I think her purse is actually Louis Vuitton which is a lot more $$$$$ (aka thousands as opposed to hundreds).

#52

by Roybot on Mar 5, 2010 6:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I have bought a Coach purse before, for my ex

And it was expensive, but expensive for me, not for a millionaire.

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 7:01 PM PST up reply actions  

Coach purses are about $300-$400 on average probably.

Expensive for us normal people! But Louis Vuitton are like $2,000. A mortgage payment!

#52

by Roybot on Mar 5, 2010 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

i’ve had the same 15 dollar wallet for around 10 years or so.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 7:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Wow, really?

How is it not falling apart?

#52

by Roybot on Mar 5, 2010 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I used to use my grandpa's wallet

It was from the 1920s. It still is held together.

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 7:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Only reason I stopped using it

It doesn’t have a good place to put debit cards, student ID cards, etc.

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

it is.

i need a new one. hahaha

just one of those things where i go to buy it and think, i have to spend money for this thing to hold my money? and then go buy a DVD instead.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought she liked LV, but I had heard her wrong

And I had bought one from Pioneer Place, but it was, like, $500 bucks. It was dumb.

Luckily, she admitted that she actually didn’t like LV and didn’t want me to spend so much on a present, so we returned it and got a Coach at the outlet mall at the coast.

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Coach outlets ftw!

My brother bought a LV wallet when he was a dumb teenager. Even I thought it was a waste of money.

#52

by Roybot on Mar 5, 2010 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

It was a medium sized purse, too... the LV one

It was too big for her, actually, which was another reason to return it.

I thought it was so ugly.

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 7:09 PM PST up reply actions  

I hate logos in general

I wear nothing with a logo, besides my New Balance shoes. If I can get shoes that fit my feet and are comfy with no logos, I would.

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 7:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I just cut the logos off

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Mar 5, 2010 7:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I do when it's feasible

For a lot of clothes it would leave huge holes.

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I like the holes, it shows off my profundity of hair

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Mar 5, 2010 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I guess you don't like majestic majesty

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Mar 5, 2010 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

woo woodburn

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Mar 5, 2010 8:57 PM PST up reply actions  

He got a standing O

As well he should. Respect Roy, and you can still hate the uni.

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by skywaker9 on Mar 5, 2010 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

my picture. if u look close u can see the spongebob band aid

lessssss go #52

by dougall5505 on Mar 5, 2010 2:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Can you please link to another source of that pic? I can’t see the twitter ones.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Mar 5, 2010 2:45 PM PST up reply actions  

dang she looks pissed.
his middle finger is huge.

loveisrespect

by portlandgiirl91 on Mar 5, 2010 2:53 PM PST up reply actions  

if i wasn't feeling lazy

i would photoshop roy’s fiance into pictures of people dunking ferociously with the words “roy’s fiance is unimpressed” next to her. she is going to be bigger than the pryz meme!

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by HD on Mar 5, 2010 3:17 PM PST up reply actions  

nice

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Mar 5, 2010 6:35 PM PST up reply actions  

ESPN gets it

In their Insider article on Rookies, small excerpt:

Emphasis mine.

But the fact is, Oden was playing at an All-Star level when he went down with his latest knee injury, and he still has a chance to be very special. If we lump him with his rookie class of 2008-09, instead of with the 2007-08 class (he and Durant headed up the draft in 2007, but Oden missed what would have been his rookie season), then he has a chance to come out No. 1 in his class and give the West one of the dominant big men in the game.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Mar 5, 2010 2:50 PM PST reply actions  

ESPN David Thorpe gets it

by Norsktroll on Mar 5, 2010 3:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Fair enough

Still good to see someone recognize the truth.

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by skywaker9 on Mar 5, 2010 3:01 PM PST up reply actions  

The Bobcats got our injury luck on centers

Starting Theo Ralitff since their other three bigs will be out tonight vs. LA.

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by skywaker9 on Mar 5, 2010 2:52 PM PST reply actions  

Memphis is totally gonna snag the 8 spot.

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by fajunga on Mar 5, 2010 3:02 PM PST up reply actions  

If the Spurs careen into a ditch and flame out

Possible.

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by skywaker9 on Mar 5, 2010 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Its gonna happen. Book it.

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by fajunga on Mar 5, 2010 3:04 PM PST up reply actions  

no way

Spurs will hold off Memphis by at least 4 games. Book it.

Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984

by jksnake99 on Mar 5, 2010 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m sayin the Spurs are too old!

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by fajunga on Mar 5, 2010 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't know

Memphis is 4 games back with 20 (for them) to play. I think Memphis is too inconsistent to take advantage of the Spurs’ tough closing schedule and injuries.

"In Batum's case he must realize he is very likely the first Blazer to successfully fight over a pick all season..."
-Ben

by Magnum on Mar 5, 2010 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree

I didn’t even mind them beating the Bulls last night… I do not worry about Memphis at all. I doubt they’ll pass us or the Spurs.

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

It would take something fairly dramatic to knock Portland or San Antonio out of the playoffs.

Hard to see it happening.

Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984

by jksnake99 on Mar 5, 2010 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Jake, your pessimism is really buggin' me!

there is every chance Portland could get….oh….wait….

carry on, good sir….

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Heehee

Jake went too far this time dammit!!

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Charlie Bit Me Auto-tune Remix

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by fajunga on Mar 5, 2010 3:05 PM PST reply actions  

I found B.o.B mixtapes this morning

im all :)

Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.

by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 3:09 PM PST reply actions  

Bye Bye

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Mar 5, 2010 3:19 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

looks like a bluegill

#10, #21, #52

Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships

by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

do those get big?

I only fish for salmon. And by fish I mean stick a net into the river and wait for a salmon to swim into it.

by tingeyga on Mar 5, 2010 3:29 PM PST up reply actions  

no, they are a pond fish… stay pretty small

#10, #21, #52

Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships

by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 3:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you talking about Travis?

Because Los Angeles is a really big pond!!!!

"I don't feel like I'm going to be happy or complete until I'm an All-Star. My favorite example is that it took Chauncey six, seven years. And Chauncey's been a mentor for me, and I've learned a lot from him in these last couple years. So, people can say what they want, but I'll get the last laugh. " - Bayless

by StuckeyDuck on Mar 6, 2010 1:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Thanks. I copied it from a website. I am a pretty good copier.

MORE INFO

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Mar 5, 2010 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

ash girl i wasn't giving you credit! dork!

but it’s truly a great photo. i take it it’s in mississippi

loveisrespect

by portlandgiirl91 on Mar 5, 2010 3:39 PM PST up reply actions  

based on yore recent history, I couldn't be sure

You always credit dougall.

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Mar 5, 2010 3:41 PM PST up reply actions  

okay - yore forgiven

Why do you think Outlaw has a band-aid on his elbow?

I get the paper, so I don't care!

by Name's Ash on Mar 5, 2010 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

yep

Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984

by jksnake99 on Mar 5, 2010 3:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm going to the game!

The addtion of Blake/Outlaw makes the Clips even easier to cheer for tonight.

by samuelleejackson on Mar 5, 2010 5:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice!

I live down in LA also, I gotta figure out a fun game to go to, to cheer on Blake-law.

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

enjoy!

Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984

by jksnake99 on Mar 5, 2010 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Greg with dreads. I’m not sure if I can comprehend the awesomeness.

#52

by Cablinasian on Mar 5, 2010 3:31 PM PST reply actions  

Can it be more awesome than the Greg Fro?

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by fajunga on Mar 5, 2010 3:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Greg is just trying to become my guy on 2k10 that I modeled after him. They look really similar, ’cept my dude had dreads.

He will be changing his name to Warren Landry at any moment.

#52

by Cablinasian on Mar 5, 2010 3:33 PM PST up reply actions  

no, i don't think so

’Fro Greg would dominate any sort of awesome contest between differently hair styled Gregs.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

oooo

i hadn’t considered that.

that would be a close matchup

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Nothing beats Kimbo Slice Greg.

"I don't feel like I'm going to be happy or complete until I'm an All-Star. My favorite example is that it took Chauncey six, seven years. And Chauncey's been a mentor for me, and I've learned a lot from him in these last couple years. So, people can say what they want, but I'll get the last laugh. " - Bayless

by StuckeyDuck on Mar 6, 2010 1:22 AM PST up reply actions  

if done right, yes

maybe he will go the diante jackson route and have his dreads match the teams colors.

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by HD on Mar 5, 2010 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Like, black?

"I don't feel like I'm going to be happy or complete until I'm an All-Star. My favorite example is that it took Chauncey six, seven years. And Chauncey's been a mentor for me, and I've learned a lot from him in these last couple years. So, people can say what they want, but I'll get the last laugh. " - Bayless

by StuckeyDuck on Mar 6, 2010 1:23 AM PST up reply actions  

big knee pads and bring back the beard.

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Mar 5, 2010 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

first oden dreads and now this, my day couldn't get any better
@DonGlover: Community just got picked up for a second season.
@dannypudi Drizzle drizzle! NBC picked us up for Season 2 of Greendale shennanigans.

the few, the proud, the blazers

by HD on Mar 5, 2010 3:33 PM PST reply actions  

this sounded really interesting to me. Nate’s always been aware that he could be gone in a flash.

“It’s going to come to an end,” McMillan said, laughing. "You’re judged every single day, every single game on what you do. So you can never get comfortable, and you know it. So you don’t put a lot of pictures up in your office.

“All that stuff I have, you can sweep in a box. Two minutes, I’m out. Not a lot of stuff in there, and no holes in my walls.”

They’ll never know he was there.

“They won’t,” he said with a big smile. “Two minutes, I’m gone.”

link

#52

by Cablinasian on Mar 5, 2010 3:41 PM PST reply actions  

Sounds like someone with a terminal illness.

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by fajunga on Mar 5, 2010 3:42 PM PST up reply actions  

A guy told me one time, “Don’t let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.”

I ♥ Julie Chu

by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Mar 5, 2010 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

nice…..

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

excellent

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Mar 5, 2010 6:38 PM PST up reply actions  

as a person, I think Nate is a really cool guy.

#52

by Cablinasian on Mar 5, 2010 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

he was really nice when i met him at the season ticket holder party

unlike a certain color commentator…..

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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Which one?

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by fajunga on Mar 5, 2010 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Rice? Oh c’mon, Rice is awesome.

#52

by Cablinasian on Mar 5, 2010 3:46 PM PST up reply actions  

not rice

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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

i love mike rice

met him a few times. hes a baller!

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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Antonio Harvey?

I heard a bad story about him.

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by fajunga on Mar 5, 2010 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

i've heard he's not the coolest guy as well.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

He seems like a real tool on the air

Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’

by 92wastheyear on Mar 5, 2010 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

i'm not a big fan of his.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

'Tone isn't a nice guy?

Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984

by jksnake99 on Mar 5, 2010 3:48 PM PST up reply actions  

he's a good guy and a good coach

just not an elite level head coach, at least not without some pretty amazing assistants.

Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984

by jksnake99 on Mar 5, 2010 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, teams tend to fire coaches instead of players when the chemistry is gone, and every coach is very aware of that.

by Norsktroll on Mar 5, 2010 3:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Yep it's always easier to change a coach than change a team

And usually the fans are cool with a coaching change unless they’re really attached. By the time a coach could be on the block, the fans are never attached anymore.

by Timmay! on Mar 5, 2010 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Chris Bosh in the hospital

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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 3:50 PM PST reply actions  

stomach pains

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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 3:58 PM PST up reply actions  

is that like “severe stomach cramps”?

#10, #21, #52

Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships

by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 4:04 PM PST up reply actions  

TORONTO — Raptors forward Chris Bosh was sent to a hospital with severe stomach pains before Friday night’s game against the New York Knicks, the seventh straight game he’s missed.

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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

The other games were with an ankle sprain. Stomach pains aren’t fun, but unless he has a major disease or a problem with his cecum it’s probably over fast with an antispasmodic and some rest.

by Norsktroll on Mar 5, 2010 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe he’ll need an appendectomy?

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by fajunga on Mar 5, 2010 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Is it bad that this made me search for who has missed time because of one?

1987-07-20 Nuggets Bill Hanzlik appendectomy (out indefinitely)
2000-03-19 Suns Rex Chapman appendectomy (DNP) (out 2-3 weeks)
2003-01-04 Celtics Ruben Wolkowyski appendectomy (out 3-4 weeks)
2004-12-08 Clippers Chris Kaman appendectomy (out 2-3 weeks)
2005-02-06 Mavericks Marquis Daniels appendectomy (DNP)
2007-03-19 Raptors Andrea Bargnani appendectomy (out for season)
2007-07-13 Warriors Adonal Foyle appendectomy (out indefinitely)
2008-01-09 Suns Grant Hill appendectomy (out 2-3 weeks)
2008-02-21 Warriors Andris Biedrins appendectomy (out indefinitely)

by Norsktroll on Mar 5, 2010 4:15 PM PST up reply actions  

2008-01-09 Suns Grant Hill appendectomy (out 2-3 weeks)

Injury-prone.

by Timmay! on Mar 5, 2010 4:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I like most that Bargnani earned an “out for season”. Wuss.

by Norsktroll on Mar 5, 2010 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

To be fair

It was nearly the end of March when Bargs had his.

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by fajunga on Mar 5, 2010 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I bet Miller knocked him up… won’t even pay child support…

#10, #21, #52

Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships

by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 4:09 PM PST up reply actions  

i asked someone this very question.

she is a nurse. she said that sometimes women who are very obese have very irregular periods anyway, so the time between periods might not be out of the norm. but that still seems very out odd not to notice.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

that's what i thought too.

i’m just relaying the information i heard. who knows…..maybe there is a level of unhealthiness for a woman that would bring on that level of irregularity.

oh the mysteries of women……

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 4:18 PM PST up reply actions  

i've heard similar stories.

i heard one where the woman was at home, went to the toilet cause she thought she needed to go #2 and a baby came out.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

(comment deleted)

Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’

by 92wastheyear on Mar 5, 2010 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

If Tom made this comment

I would have asked if it was his Mother

Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’

by 92wastheyear on Mar 5, 2010 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Why is the Nets SBN blog so active?

33 year old jewish man born in brighton!!! go yanks!

by L-TrainFTW! on Mar 5, 2010 4:10 PM PST reply actions  

Two words

Le-Bron.

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by fajunga on Mar 5, 2010 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

They're active on a few other sites too

Large population in a small geographical area. Plenty of people to talk basketball.

Pretty much every other team’s fans ask “Why is the Blazer blog so active?”

by Timmay! on Mar 5, 2010 4:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Two words

We rock.

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by fajunga on Mar 5, 2010 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

IROC

Z28

Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’

by 92wastheyear on Mar 5, 2010 4:12 PM PST up reply actions  

hahahahahahaha

i almost want to rec this…..ah what the heck..

rec

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 4:19 PM PST up reply actions  

cause DS is always joining fan page things or making fan page things for all sorts of stuff. so that comment is funny to me because it points out the ridiculousness of him doing that.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

ive only made 2 now

one is for the get well greg and this one for dreads

i know people who are fans of wayyyyyyy more stuff than i am

Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.

by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

bull

every time i log in ur always at the top

loveisrespect

by portlandgiirl91 on Mar 5, 2010 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

YEAH DUDE!

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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

her comment seems like it would be a good sig line for Tinfoil.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Are you guys all facebook friends?

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by fajunga on Mar 5, 2010 4:23 PM PST up reply actions  

i don't have facebook.

i prefer real life friends.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

i prefer to name my fingers.

by EvilKaramazov on Mar 5, 2010 4:24 PM PST up reply actions  

is that so you can pretend you’re in an orgy?

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

ooo. one more thing for later…

by EvilKaramazov on Mar 5, 2010 4:26 PM PST up reply actions  

if i had to guess…..

i’d say you name the thumb Captain Janeway, the index finger Princess Leia, the middle finger Luke Skywalker, the 4th finger Kirk, and the pinky finger Han Solo.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

han solo is a tyrant w/ the z key

by EvilKaramazov on Mar 5, 2010 4:30 PM PST up reply actions  

hahaha

a lefty huh?

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 4:31 PM PST up reply actions  

nobody likes a braggart, EK

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 4:33 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah buddy

add me!

click it

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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 4:25 PM PST up reply actions  

rec

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Mar 5, 2010 6:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe we should trade for Collison

Anybody think about this?

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by fajunga on Mar 5, 2010 4:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Its a better idea than many of the ideas for trades

in that it has a snowballs chance in heck of happening.

But one of the big problems is going to get salaries to match up because Collison makes almost nothing (in NBA terms). So then the Blazers would have to take on one of NOs bad contracts and give up some good talent (Bayless+Rudy), but then do the salaries match?

by tingeyga on Mar 5, 2010 4:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Next spring they'll have JPEC to take back a bad contract.

Assuming Collison isn’t simply having a Jennings-level start to his career then settles back down.

by Timmay! on Mar 5, 2010 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

I had forgotten about Przy's EC

something like Przy+Rudy+Bayless for Collison+Posey as the principals seem to be the basis of such a trade.

by tingeyga on Mar 5, 2010 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Even though I know Przy has an expiring deal next year

When I just read “JPEC” as a way to take back a bad contract, I thought “nuh uh, Jeff Pendergraph makes like a million bucks at MOST”.

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 4:58 PM PST up reply actions  

The system is beneficial.

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by fajunga on Mar 5, 2010 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I dunno what the Hornettes do

That would make a decent PG look great and a great PG look godly.

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Collison is pretty good. He was underwhelming in his last two college years though. I didn’t think he was this good.

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by fajunga on Mar 5, 2010 5:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe he just got bored with college basketball

or he hated playing in the same backcourt with Westbrook and J’rue Holiday

by tingeyga on Mar 5, 2010 5:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I might be overestimating him

IDK… I just want CP3 to come here.

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by fajunga on Mar 5, 2010 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

their offense is nothing special, believe me.

#52

by Cablinasian on Mar 5, 2010 5:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Hahah

You can’t argue either way cause they won’t let any of their damn point guards go.

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by fajunga on Mar 5, 2010 5:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I honestly have no idea what they do that is special for the PGs

I think Sloan’s system definitely helps Deron compile big assist numbers, even though I also think he’s a good PG at the same time.

TNT last night… yeesh, all the “Deron is the best PG, no offense to Chris Paul”. HOW is that said by people who follow basketball?

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Heheh. Some people like what he does more. Thats all.

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by fajunga on Mar 5, 2010 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

martell and rudy

bayless for backup 2

yessssssssssss

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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

collison > paul

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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 4:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Just got here

What happened? This was the first comment I saw. X-rays for what?

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 4:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Sprained ankle at practice

33 year old jewish man born in brighton!!! go yanks!

by L-TrainFTW! on Mar 5, 2010 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Also

Any reports on how Oden was moving?

I see L-Train said Oden hopes to be back for the playoffs still… is it just an unrealistic hope still?

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 4:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Zero gravity treadmill thingy

Where did I read that? I musta’ read it this morning before I left the house somewhere.

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 4:53 PM PST up reply actions  

He took a step in the right direction Wednesday when he ran on the treadmill for the first time since undergoing surgery in December to reattach his broken left kneecap.

Oden now practically lives in the weight room, working to strengthen his leg. It’s a long shot, but he hopes to return before the season ends.

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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 4:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Opening paragraph
PORTLAND, Ore. — Greg Oden slowly jogged on an anti-gravity treadmill earlier this week as his Portland Trail Blazers teammates wrapped up a morning practice session.

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

There we go.

Man, that device invaded sports therapy rooms fast. Rudy used the same thing.

by Timmay! on Mar 5, 2010 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

lot less pressure on the joints, right?

But ya still get the workout from runnin’?

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

That's what I figure, but I haven't researched it fully

I presume it gives him full range of motion without stressing the joint with too much weight.

by Timmay! on Mar 5, 2010 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

I know Nash uses one to run on

For his back and old man joints. And Grant Hill.

YAY we’re just like the Suns now!

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

You are in some kind of suspended harness I think. Though you could get a similar effect from using an orbital trainer.

by Norsktroll on Mar 5, 2010 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually it is based on what astronauts rest to exercise in space

The is a blurb about it in this month’s Costco magazine. Apparently the marketer’s dad had the prototype of the NASA version just sitting around in the garage and the marketer decided to use that as a way to get experience for his masters program.

by tingeyga on Mar 5, 2010 10:20 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m sure there are plenty of "if you shake it more than twice… " jokes

#10, #21, #52

Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships

by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 5:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Did I miss something?

Is this the thing in Boston? He’s really there?

by Timmay! on Mar 5, 2010 5:11 PM PST up reply actions  

believe me, it’s for the best.

#52

by Cablinasian on Mar 5, 2010 5:31 PM PST up reply actions  

he’ll get a better perspective of how to use the numbers he’s calculating.

#52

by Cablinasian on Mar 5, 2010 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

I think the conference is misunderstood. Most of the idea is how to put numbers in context. That’s why they have Lewis, Simmons, Morey, and Polian on a panel. They’re talking about how numbers are overused and misused for a portion of the conference.

#52

by Cablinasian on Mar 5, 2010 5:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Well, as long as Simmons is there

He knows how to use stats responsibly.

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 5:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Morey keeps him in check, and Michael Lewis is moderating. I get the feeling that SImmons is there to provide the stuff for the other guys to refute.

#52

by Cablinasian on Mar 5, 2010 5:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I think it'll only be a good thang

An educational thang. I’m jus’ playin’.

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 5:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Morey is awesome. He does a better job of throwing out stats and going with his gut than anyone. He said the stats hated the Martin-Landry trade, but they said “screw the stats.”

#52

by Cablinasian on Mar 5, 2010 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

To enlighten those MIT dorks

Though they would need some graduates from real ivy league schools for that ;)

by Norsktroll on Mar 5, 2010 5:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Ben is a poor liberal arts major in the sea of engineering/statistician/math types.

#52

by Cablinasian on Mar 5, 2010 5:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Bill Simmons and Mark Cuban don’t exactly fit that type either

by Norsktroll on Mar 5, 2010 6:03 PM PST up reply actions  

they are definitely the minority.

#52

by Cablinasian on Mar 5, 2010 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

I kind of like adding some guys who tell the nerds what stats don’t yet see, though you don’t have to tell that to Morey. I also hope someone asks Cuban if he really thinks Dirk and Kidd are top 3 in the NBA like his Z-score said.

by Norsktroll on Mar 5, 2010 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

I think Kidd is still a really good player. Not top three, but really good.

#52

by Cablinasian on Mar 5, 2010 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Of course he does

here is how Z-score is calculated:

- Make LeBron #1
- Put Dirk and Kidd really high
- some statistical stuff

by tingeyga on Mar 5, 2010 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

also ...

greg now has dreads and he’s running and hoping to be back by playoffs

33 year old jewish man born in brighton!!! go yanks!

by L-TrainFTW! on Mar 5, 2010 4:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice!

Generally I don’t like dreads though. I want him to have a high top fade. There hasn’t been a better haircut since then. Even do the Gumby, that’s good too. Sumthin’ early 90s.

Or a full out FRO. And don’t comb it, let it grow wild so he looks like he was just captured in the jungle and put on the basketball court, like a wild animal.

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 4:47 PM PST up reply actions  

camby has been hit by high levels of gamma rays.

by EvilKaramazov on Mar 5, 2010 4:36 PM PST up reply actions  

i’m placing jennifer connelly in my personal protective custody.

by EvilKaramazov on Mar 5, 2010 4:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Cptn Janeway and Luke Skywalker are gonna be jealous

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

depends which digits are the good captain and luke

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Mar 5, 2010 6:42 PM PST up reply actions  

i believe they were thumb and middle finger.

it’s in a comment up there somewhere….

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 6:43 PM PST up reply actions  

i see

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Mar 5, 2010 6:46 PM PST up reply actions  

I found B.o.B mixtapes!!!!!!

Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.

by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

i don’t need mixtapes when i bring the beer—i’ve got my own band for theme music.

by EvilKaramazov on Mar 5, 2010 4:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Couple minutes ago, Sergio did my favorite move of his

And it ain’t his beautiful passes… it’s when he drives, and comes to a stop under the basket, and pump fakes. It ALWAYS works and the defender goes flying, and then he lays it in. It’s cute.

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 4:50 PM PST reply actions  

Ok... if the Knicks lose tonight to the Crappy Rappytors and get the Jazz a top 5 pick overall because they keep sucking

I will curse them to not get ANY free agent of value this season. Not even Joe Johnson. At MOST, Rudy Gay.

Everyone will stay on their team or go to Miami or sumthin’. UNLESS THEY MAKE THE JAZZ HAVE NOT SO GOOD A PICK.

The choice is theirs.

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 5:03 PM PST reply actions  

Knicks down 1 at halftime

They GOTTA win. The Raptors suck so much. Especially with no Boshy poo.

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Sergio will destroy them

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by fajunga on Mar 5, 2010 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

I checked the standings

The Raps are the 5th seed. Man. 31 and 28. They are not a very good team. The East sucks again.

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Yuck.

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by fajunga on Mar 5, 2010 5:23 PM PST up reply actions  

I HAD A VISION

We end this season well, get fan expectations high, Oden is able to come back for the playoffs, and if/when we lose that 1st game on the road, people say IS ODEN RUINING OUR CHEMISTRY? WE SHOULD SIT ODEN.

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 5:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Hee hee
On not being able to sit on the bench because of his knee, and still hoping to be ready for the playoffs:

“Hey. You be realistic, I’m going to stay happy. All right?”

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I love him.

33 year old jewish man born in brighton!!! go yanks!

by L-TrainFTW! on Mar 5, 2010 5:44 PM PST up reply actions  

So he just needs a 30% weight loss.

Assuming he is about 275 lbs now, if he can get down to 192.5 lbs, he’ll be good to go!!!! YAY!!! Stay on that treadmil Greg.

"I don't feel like I'm going to be happy or complete until I'm an All-Star. My favorite example is that it took Chauncey six, seven years. And Chauncey's been a mentor for me, and I've learned a lot from him in these last couple years. So, people can say what they want, but I'll get the last laugh. " - Bayless

by StuckeyDuck on Mar 6, 2010 1:32 AM PST up reply actions  

the Lakers are considering rebranding themselves as “Property of the Charlotte Bobcats.”

#52

by Cablinasian on Mar 5, 2010 5:34 PM PST reply actions  

Just turned to it on my local channel

It’s funny how some teams just own a much better team.

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

They should rebrand themselves as

Crapfinity

Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’

by 92wastheyear on Mar 5, 2010 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

T-Mac is one of my favorite players to watch of all time. He is an offensive force.

#52

by Cablinasian on Mar 5, 2010 5:36 PM PST reply actions  

I don't enjoy watching him that much now

He can still be decent, but it’s such a bummer because he was so good before.

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

oh, I don’t mean now. He’s kinda hobbled, feels like watching old Hakeem or something.

But like Morey said, he was one of the top ten talents ever. Truly incredible blend of size, passing, and shooting.

#52

by Cablinasian on Mar 5, 2010 5:38 PM PST up reply actions  

The snuggies have Cav logos!

I think you can get a Blazers snuggie, or any NBA team. You need it in Alaska!

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Hah!

We are used to the cold, we don’t need no Snuggies.

by tingeyga on Mar 5, 2010 5:41 PM PST up reply actions  

That was during the summer

that is actually a baby shaped bag of ice to keep me cold.

by tingeyga on Mar 5, 2010 5:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Plus you got a good reason to wanna make babies!

If you don’t mind me saying so.

I’m saying your wife is pretty. That’s a compliment!

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 5:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Your kids are mad cute too.

How is the one that was in traction? I think he is your 7th oldest boy.

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 6:00 PM PST up reply actions  

The broken legged one is doing well

they put him in a smaller splint earlier this week and he apparently can put as much weight on the leg as he wants to, although he hasn’t tried just.

by tingeyga on Mar 5, 2010 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Good!

That had to be tough with a lil’ monster. They don’t sit still real good, if you haven’t noticed.

My friend I stayed with the other month, his 3 year old son got his arm broke while wrestling with the mom. She felt real bad and now he can use it against her forever.

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

He has handled it pretty well

He crawls around on the floor dragging his broken leg behind him, and he has his trains and he Legos to play with so he seems pretty happy.

I think that because his leg hurt so much when he broke it that he is really cautious about putting any weight on it, thinking that it will hurt again.

by tingeyga on Mar 5, 2010 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Especially for a two year old

I think that it is similar to when an athlete gets injuried, it takes a while before they trust their body the same way. Although with adults you can reason with them a bit, which you can’t with a little tot.

by tingeyga on Mar 5, 2010 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Then you are not reinforcing gender roles strongly enough!

Belittling your son’s manhood starts in the home, you can’t expect the schools to belittle him for you, Tingey.

I helped my friend’s kid learn to ride his bike, and it was tough to get him back on it because he remembered months ago how he scraped his elbow on it and started crying. I finally convinced him, but that pain memory wouldn’t leave him.

That is nothing compared to what your kid experienced, so that’s gotta be tough to overcome. But once he does, he won’t think about it no mo’. Kids remember AND forget real easily!

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

My mom broke a paddle ball paddle on my ass

when applying a spanking. I used this against her for a long time

Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’

by 92wastheyear on Mar 5, 2010 6:42 PM PST up reply actions  

cute family man. I think you have enough kids to have a Baby Fifteenth Man.

#52

by Cablinasian on Mar 5, 2010 6:08 PM PST up reply actions  

That was hilarious. Pau airballed a turnaround 10 footer earlier and has been involved in half of their turnovers.

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by fajunga on Mar 5, 2010 5:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Cornell punches its ticket!

Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
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by jksnake99 on Mar 5, 2010 5:40 PM PST reply actions  

nice.

if they are a 12 seed i’ll put them in the 2nd round on my bracket

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 5:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I give them about a 25% chance to win, depending on who they draw.

Matchups will be crucial. A bad matchup and they have no chance. The right matchup and it could be close to a tossup.

Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
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by jksnake99 on Mar 5, 2010 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

i have no idea who the 5 seeds will be.

and i would guess Cornell would be a lower 12 seed so they won’t be near home but you never know. march madness is all about the wacky upsets.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

at least one 12/5 upset happens almost every year.

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by jksnake99 on Mar 5, 2010 5:56 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah. used to be one of my rules when filling out a bracket.

until a couple years ago when it didn’t happen at all. first time in several years I think.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 5:58 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice!

I will put them through the first round on my bracket.

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 5:44 PM PST up reply actions  

nice

I will put them through to the Sweet Sixteen

by tingeyga on Mar 5, 2010 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

not even I am going to go that far.

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by jksnake99 on Mar 5, 2010 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984

by jksnake99 on Mar 5, 2010 7:18 PM PST up reply actions  

because of the absence of Melanin?

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Mar 5, 2010 7:20 PM PST up reply actions  

lol

#12, the big guy (3rd from left) and the guy 5th from left (Randy Wittman’s kid) are the 3 best players.

Cornell hit an Ivy League record tying 20 threes today (out of 30 attempts), 18 of those makes coming from 4 players.

Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
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by jksnake99 on Mar 5, 2010 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

kobe hurt?

33 year old jewish man born in brighton!!! go yanks!

by L-TrainFTW! on Mar 5, 2010 5:47 PM PST reply actions  

At least Big Ben isn't a Blazer

again?

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by TheTinfoil on Mar 5, 2010 5:48 PM PST reply actions  

funny every time.

#52

by Cablinasian on Mar 5, 2010 5:51 PM PST up reply actions  

it’s the LMA-esque speech breaks and that nod that’s just like “oh, yeeeeah, unnnnh (hard to spell what noise I am making.”

#52

by Cablinasian on Mar 5, 2010 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

we're gonna surprise some kids today.

they have no idea we’re coming.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 5:59 PM PST up reply actions  

What just happend to Rodney Stuckey?

I turned on ESPN and there was a stretcher there, then they went to commercial.

by tominhawaii on Mar 5, 2010 5:53 PM PST reply actions  

Yikes, I dunno.

I hope he’s okay.

If he was somehow hit by one of his own line-drive jumpers, then he might be done for though.

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Announcers said they don't know either

It wasn’t from a fall, he came off the floor and collapsed they said. Man.

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 5:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh

They said he just collapsed.

by tominhawaii on Mar 5, 2010 5:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I just went to ESPN
Jeremy Schmidt (Bucksketball/TrueHoop Network):
Again, Stuckey had a seizure apparently on the court if you missed the word a minute ago.

by tominhawaii on Mar 5, 2010 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

He said he reads Hoopshype and RealGM. Hopefully he won’t have to read about his own injury.

by Norsktroll on Mar 5, 2010 5:58 PM PST up reply actions  

yes....

none of these things you guys have mentioned add up to anything good.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 6:05 PM PST up reply actions  

If he had a seizure

He’ll be fine as long as he didn’t hit his head on the ground too hard.

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by fajunga on Mar 5, 2010 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

unless something else brought on the seizure....

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

What would cause it?

I don’t know much about seizures… I know some drugs can interact and cause it.

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah i don't know either.

i would guess something problem in the brain, like a burst blood vessel or something? i really am not too sure. but there are things that can cause seizures aren’t there? i would be worried that the seizure was just a side effect of a more serious issue. but that is probably not the case.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

lots of things

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Mar 5, 2010 6:45 PM PST up reply actions  

If he has a brain tumor, that is bad.

If its epilepsy or dehydration then he can recover.

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by fajunga on Mar 5, 2010 6:09 PM PST up reply actions  

would an aneurysm do it? those can happen at any time to any one from what i hear.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah that might do it. Its hard to tell with head stuff. I can’t find anything relating him to epilepsy so that worries me a little more.

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by fajunga on Mar 5, 2010 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I hate that new Twitter/Facebook side-window on LPBB

Makes me want to tweet about the flaws of your product and not what kind of game I’m watching dear NBA.

by Norsktroll on Mar 5, 2010 6:02 PM PST reply actions  

Raptors announcer says "Sergio is a major... MAJOR liability on defense"

Sez Calderon has been having his way with him. I’ve been flipping channels and not paying attention so I haven’t seen.

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 6:05 PM PST reply actions  

he’s been bad.

#52

by Cablinasian on Mar 5, 2010 6:06 PM PST up reply actions  

He’s pretty much built like a brick.

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by fajunga on Mar 5, 2010 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

He's built like Ellen Page

And now, I play the waiting game… for an angry rebuttal.

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 6:11 PM PST up reply actions  

he must be hot

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by TheTinfoil on Mar 5, 2010 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

i was lurking

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by TheTinfoil on Mar 5, 2010 6:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I have yet to understand the concept of her Cisco ads. What besides “we got Ellen Page as our testimonial” is her reason for being in those situations?

by Norsktroll on Mar 5, 2010 6:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, why is she going to check out police stations and classrooms?

The doctor one makes sense… she’s going to the doctor for an abortion or something. The others are weird.

I don’t mind ‘em, they’re just… they make me go “why is she in Canada checking out a mayor’s building and police station?”

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

I also don't get them.

Do people just randomly invite celebrities into day to day situations?

But I’ve accepted it under the concept that she’s meeting them as the already-hired Cisco spokeswoman.

by Timmay! on Mar 5, 2010 6:25 PM PST up reply actions  

The one with the kids doesn't hold up under scrutiny

For one, the kids wouldn’t say they’re on a “field trip”. Because they aren’t, they’re having a video feed with those Chinese kids. They are liars.

Two, why is Ellen Page so freaked out and shocked by them saying hi to the kids in China so loudly? She’s like “gosh!” and rubs her neck like she was nervous about it.

That teacher needs to control her class better, letting Ellen Page disrupt it like that when they had a scheduled meeting with that Chinese classroom, and letting a kid just walk up to the button that connects them to that classroom.

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Heather Cox reports that Stuckey is fine, breathing under his own power and all vitals are stable.

#52

by Cablinasian on Mar 5, 2010 6:12 PM PST reply actions  

that's very good news.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 6:13 PM PST up reply actions  

wow Jameyson playin’ well.

#52

by Cablinasian on Mar 5, 2010 6:14 PM PST reply actions  

I didn't watch tonight

But I like watching Javale McGee. Glad he’s getting minutes. He’s so BIG and athletic.

13/11 and 4 blocks.

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 6:14 PM PST reply actions  

why is Delonte playing and Arenas suspended?

#52

by Cablinasian on Mar 5, 2010 6:15 PM PST reply actions  

a) Process not yet
b) Was not on a league function
c) Was not on league property

by Norsktroll on Mar 5, 2010 6:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Delonte's guns weren't in the locker room.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 6:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Gilbert had unloaded guns, with no ammunition nearby. Delonte had a loaded shotgun as he drove a motorcycle.

Sorry, Stern is just pompous and didn’t like Gilbert mocking it.

#52

by Cablinasian on Mar 5, 2010 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

i agree.

Crittendon getting away so easily is even more galling in my opinion.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

oh absolutely. He just kinda gets forgotten, when he had a freakin’ loaded gun.

#52

by Cablinasian on Mar 5, 2010 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Was what Delonte had illegal to have?

Guns in DC is a bigger deal, no?

Plus he didn’t seem sorry afterwards, etc.

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I think his suspension is baloney

Just trying to address the differences in the situations.

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 6:20 PM PST up reply actions  

If convicted, West faces up to three years on each of the six weapons charges, Ivey said.

link

he’s in big trouble.

#52

by Cablinasian on Mar 5, 2010 6:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I really don’t think it’s a huge deal that it was on team property. They key for me is:

A: West had unregistered, loaded guns with him while driving.
B: Arenas owned a gun illegally.

#52

by Cablinasian on Mar 5, 2010 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

The NBA can only get active because it was on league property and the CBA prohibits that.

by Norsktroll on Mar 5, 2010 6:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Also Arenas is a repeat offender

by Norsktroll on Mar 5, 2010 6:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Delonte had some mental health problems that he checked himself in for didn’t he?

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by fajunga on Mar 5, 2010 6:15 PM PST up reply actions  

because Arenas did not have hot sauce in his bag.

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by TheTinfoil on Mar 5, 2010 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Kenyon, not Kevin

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by TheTinfoil on Mar 5, 2010 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh Snap!

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by fajunga on Mar 5, 2010 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Damn, I don't want that

That’ll hurt them. He’s a BIG part of their toughness.

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t like him, but I think he does a lot to help win games.

#52

by Cablinasian on Mar 5, 2010 6:18 PM PST up reply actions  

uh oh

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Mar 5, 2010 6:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Artest is having a brutal night, to Norsk's chagrin

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by TheTinfoil on Mar 5, 2010 6:19 PM PST up reply actions  

he's on your team, silly

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by TheTinfoil on Mar 5, 2010 6:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Is he bad enough to waive him?

I’m not paying much attention to FBB right now.

by Norsktroll on Mar 5, 2010 6:24 PM PST up reply actions  

i don't know, i only notice because you're playing me in the playoffs.

He’s 1/9 shooting on the game right now

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by TheTinfoil on Mar 5, 2010 6:26 PM PST up reply actions  

What league?

Yahoo? It’s the playoffs?

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

ESPN league. Playoffs are two weeks per round.

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by TheTinfoil on Mar 5, 2010 11:03 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m telling you, the scrubs are gonna vote for the superstars to take a big pay cut. One man, one vote ;)

by Norsktroll on Mar 5, 2010 6:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe during the season it's the [w]itch duty

And they pay attention more in the offseason.

OR they don’t understand the ramifications.

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 6:31 PM PST up reply actions  

that’s my guess.

#52

by Cablinasian on Mar 5, 2010 6:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I am not saying anything about Pendy's intelligence, perhaps his Econ degree helped his case

but I just find it odd that in what is looking like the biggest change to the CBA since the lockout 10 years ago that at least two teams are handing these duties over to rookies or players that aren’t well established in the league.

by tingeyga on Mar 5, 2010 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

He probably drew a utility of wealth chart for LaMarcus and Roy to get their votes

by Norsktroll on Mar 5, 2010 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

I bet he's perfect for it

NOT.

haha, tricked all y’all.

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Did they win? It over?

I just turned from the Knicks blowing it, to the Pistons blowing it, to now the Kings and Mavs.

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

HOOOTIE HOO

I hope the Bobcats get the 8th seed so they can face the Lakers in the 1st round.

Right after they do cross-conference playoff listings.

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 6:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Checked out our standings in the Bedge league

DANG DTL has a good team! Lebron, Rondo, David Lee, those are all stat whores and efficient.

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 6:40 PM PST reply actions  

I could have had Rondo!!! I hate you Derrick Rose.

by Norsktroll on Mar 5, 2010 6:40 PM PST up reply actions  

i don't know what you were thinking....

i’ve gone back and looked at the draft recap a couple times to see how i ended up with both those Rondo and Lee. those are actually the guys that made my team. that and getting Love in the 5th round.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 6:42 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought Rondo would be bad for turnovers and Rose would build on his rookie season instead of decline. Oh well, I’m still decent though I haven’t managed it much after Christmas.

by Norsktroll on Mar 5, 2010 6:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Rondo is bad for turnovers. for that matter, so is Lebron.

but Rondo makes up for it by being great in assists and steals. plus he rebounds very very well for a PG. i’ll give a way a stat to lock up 2 others and get great help in a third.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 6:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I always give up turnovers

I sometimes end up winning that stat, but not usually… the best players turn it over a lot.

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 6:49 PM PST up reply actions  

i decided to give up turnovers and FT% as i was drafting.

just worked out that way with the guys that were available, plus I wanted Rondo and Lee anyway.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

that would have helped.

your team is still really good though. 3rd best in the league isn’t it?

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 6:54 PM PST up reply actions  

i noticed that.

i’ve been very very lucky not to have major injuries. after Love was back anyway. and except for Brewer. but no injuries to my main 3 guys.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

perhaps i'll see you in the finals.

you are one of the few teams that beat me so i owe you a defeat and there will be no better place to give you that defeat than the championship round.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 7:16 PM PST up reply actions  

We were all convinced Rose was gonna win MVP

You can’t be blamed for picking him over Rondo.

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 6:42 PM PST up reply actions  

thank you thank you.

it’s not all Lebron, no matter what people say.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 6:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I dunno where you drafted him

But I imagine Rondo was a steal and a half.

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 6:42 PM PST up reply actions  

he was.

i think he was my 3rd round pick. him and Lee were 2 and 3, but i don’t remember what order.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 6:43 PM PST up reply actions  

I just looked

Yup, you remembered correctly. Lee first, then Prez helps by autodrafting MARION and RASHARD LEWIS, and then you got Rondo.

Nice work!

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 6:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Prez autodrafting was a tremendous bout of good luck for me.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 6:46 PM PST up reply actions  

My poor CB's are hurting.

Damn injuries! And now Bosh is having a baby right when he was supposed to come back from his stupid ankle injury. SMH

#52

by Roybot on Mar 5, 2010 6:45 PM PST up reply actions  

New Slang

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by fajunga on Mar 5, 2010 6:50 PM PST reply actions  

i love that song

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 6:52 PM PST up reply actions  

The Shins are great

Hadn’t listened to them in a while. Felt like chilling out.

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by fajunga on Mar 5, 2010 6:54 PM PST up reply actions  

they are awesome rainy day music.

i like them a lot.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I actually saw a suggestion for them to trade Pau for Marc.

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by fajunga on Mar 5, 2010 6:56 PM PST up reply actions  

*On their GDT

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by fajunga on Mar 5, 2010 6:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Airplane! is on TCM

How can I say no to that

"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."

by bow4meow on Mar 5, 2010 7:02 PM PST reply actions  

you can't.

and normally i couldn’t either.

but i’m watching some classic silent comedy right now. Harold Lloyd movies. really funny.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Hope Stuckey will be ok.

I am perpendicularly pissed off right now!!!!!!

by pxilpooshr on Mar 5, 2010 7:05 PM PST reply actions  

Quick break from work.

The guard tells me LeBron’s goal is to have every team retire MJ’s number.
Is that true? If so is say – NOOOOOO WAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Mar 5, 2010 7:05 PM PST reply actions  

Really?

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by fajunga on Mar 5, 2010 7:06 PM PST up reply actions  

i hope Juwan Howard

starts talking about how everyone should retire Bill Russell’s number.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 7:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Didn’t MJ say he wanted LeBron to knock it off?

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Mar 5, 2010 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I dunno how smart he is

But he isn’t thinking through how lame retiring #23 would be.

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

He is only what the world made him.

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by fajunga on Mar 5, 2010 7:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Said he wants to be the first billion dollar athlete.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Mar 5, 2010 7:15 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't blame him

Most people want to be wealthy.

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by fajunga on Mar 5, 2010 7:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Let’s see, one percent of 1,000,000,000, ONE MILLION dollars – I’d take that and be happy.

Well ok, 10 Mill

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Mar 5, 2010 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I just need enough money to be able to do anything I want

That necessitates billions probably.

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The Ardent Optimist.

by fajunga on Mar 5, 2010 7:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah secret lairs and spaceplanes ain't cheap

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Mar 5, 2010 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

I want an island with secret passageways

Once I have it, I know I have won life.

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 7:30 PM PST up reply actions  

I want flying Killer Whales that shoot lava

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Mar 5, 2010 7:32 PM PST up reply actions  

and a robot Ghandi

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Mar 5, 2010 7:33 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm going to make a JD out of this stuff.

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The Ardent Optimist.

by fajunga on Mar 5, 2010 7:35 PM PST up reply actions  

that is a really good idea

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Mar 5, 2010 7:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll take a 100 mill and not a penny more. You guys and your billions - phhhh

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Mar 5, 2010 7:37 PM PST up reply actions  

can I be your son?

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Mar 5, 2010 7:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Kiss your mother goodnight, and watch the personal space.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Mar 5, 2010 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

check

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Mar 5, 2010 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

On the day that Dwyane Wade was announced as the main representative of Jordan Brand in Miami while the Cavs were in town for a game (the game in which Wade had that ‘nasty’ dunk on Varejao) and Michael Jordan was in the crowd, LeBron grabs the media and announces that he’ll be retiring number 23 and that he thinks the whole league should. I have to admit that i was initially impressed with LeBron ability to keep the hype from blowing his ego into the stratosphere, but it’s overwhelmed him. Last seasons pouty exit from the playoffs was the end of my LeBron fandom.

I am perpendicularly pissed off right now!!!!!!

by pxilpooshr on Mar 5, 2010 9:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I’ll bet wade was happy about that – NOT

Who said LeBron doesn’t have timing.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Mar 5, 2010 10:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Why Bills MS Word accepts "If so is say" I’ll never no.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Mar 5, 2010 7:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Hmmmm, it did reject "I’ll never no", now if I could see squiggly green lines.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Mar 5, 2010 7:17 PM PST up reply actions  

That had a LOT more paragraphs than he usually does

Last time I read BTS, and when he started, every paragraph was just one sentence. This is showing remarkable restraint!

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 7:13 PM PST up reply actions  

if people are interested in seeing my main man Kenneth Faried, Morehead State is playing in the Ohio Valley Conf. semifinals on ESPNU and ESPN360

If the win (and they are up double digits), they play conference regular season champs Murray State in the final tomorrow at 5. That one will be on ESPN or ESPN2.

Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984

by jksnake99 on Mar 5, 2010 7:17 PM PST reply actions  

all you people with Netflix:

do yourselves a favor and queue up The Harold Lloyd Collection. classic comedy.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 7:18 PM PST reply actions  

I just got here, Camby is questionable for sunday against Denver?

ARGH!

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not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Mar 5, 2010 7:18 PM PST reply actions  

Anybody seen this one?

Murder By Death

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by fajunga on Mar 5, 2010 7:21 PM PST reply actions  

I've seen part of that on that weird channel that only people with no cable and a digital receiver get

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Mar 5, 2010 7:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Max Dugan Returns

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Mar 5, 2010 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

The Odd Couple

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Mar 5, 2010 7:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Goodbye Girl

Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’

by 92wastheyear on Mar 5, 2010 8:39 PM PST up reply actions  

I remember watching it and loving it when I was a little kid

Its olllllllllllllllllld. Alec Guiness(Obi-Wan Kenobi) is in it.

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by fajunga on Mar 5, 2010 7:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Its like Clue

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by fajunga on Mar 5, 2010 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

I actually really like Clue, it's not something I admit to everyone

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Mar 5, 2010 7:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Not to spoil it for you but

the killer was Mayor Magenta in the Basement with the Machine Gun

Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’

by 92wastheyear on Mar 5, 2010 8:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Finally a personal jet pack with a decent flight range, about 30 miles

click here to enter the future

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Mar 5, 2010 7:28 PM PST reply actions  

Who do we want to win?

We wanna get ahead of the Spurs, right? So we want the Hornettes to win?

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 7:28 PM PST reply actions  

yeah.

Still conceivable the Hornets could catch us, but its highly unlikely. We want them to beat the Spurs here.

Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984

by jksnake99 on Mar 5, 2010 7:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Grizz is a term I use for poopin'---- have since before they were a team

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not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Mar 5, 2010 7:34 PM PST up reply actions  

that and "Gotta go drag the yams across the growler"

YOU’RE WELCOME

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Mar 5, 2010 7:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I gotta drop the kids in the pool

Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’

by 92wastheyear on Mar 5, 2010 8:41 PM PST up reply actions  

was it good? was it scary?

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Mar 5, 2010 8:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’

by 92wastheyear on Mar 5, 2010 9:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Lots of scares?

or lots of Scars?

Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’

by 92wastheyear on Mar 5, 2010 9:06 PM PST up reply actions  

They are easily the most beautiful celebrity couple. The Brad and Angela hype is just blather.

I am perpendicularly pissed off right now!!!!!!

by pxilpooshr on Mar 5, 2010 9:56 PM PST up reply actions  

next weekend I think.

I don’t know what will be scarier, the movie or the late night MAX ride!

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Mar 5, 2010 9:11 PM PST up reply actions  

PRESTI FAIL

Giving up Beaubois for BJ Mullens. Lame of him.

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 7:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Harden over Reke and Beaubois traded for Mullens

Has any GM had a worse draft in the last 50 years?

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 7:35 PM PST up reply actions  

The Mavs also got a second round pick from OKC. Makes up a bit for the two they wasted on Shawne Headcase Williams.

by Norsktroll on Mar 5, 2010 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Mavs totally ripped OKC off there

Unless Mullens has something more that he doesn’t seem to have. Beaubois was my exotique pick for the last draft, I wanted us to get him, and I was upset when OKC got him. I was glad they traded him.

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

In the DL you could have watched Thabeet vs. Mullens last night. I would have to look up how it went.

by Norsktroll on Mar 5, 2010 7:36 PM PST up reply actions  

GARRET TEMPLE!

AND 1!

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by skywaker9 on Mar 5, 2010 7:35 PM PST reply actions  

Indeed

Btw, what happened to Stuckey. I wasn’t watching the game but got a message he had to go to the hospital?

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by skywaker9 on Mar 5, 2010 7:37 PM PST up reply actions  

I heard it was a blow dart from an angry Clevelander

Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’

by 92wastheyear on Mar 5, 2010 8:42 PM PST up reply actions  

to me, anyone against the spurs is boring

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Mar 5, 2010 9:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Pacers making it a game

Only down 7 in the 3rd.

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by skywaker9 on Mar 5, 2010 7:37 PM PST reply actions  

It is worth noting here that the Mavs lost at home to the Wolves

Earlier this season.

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by skywaker9 on Mar 5, 2010 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Mavs actually have the worst point differential of any current Western playoff team.

Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984

by jksnake99 on Mar 5, 2010 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Doesn't surprise me at all

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by skywaker9 on Mar 5, 2010 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Btw, congrats on Cornell

First in again.

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by skywaker9 on Mar 5, 2010 7:44 PM PST up reply actions  

thanks

They haven’t played their best ball in weeks though. Going to need to play a lot better to get the first NCAA win in school history.

Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984

by jksnake99 on Mar 5, 2010 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Depends so much on the matchup

 Of course.

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by skywaker9 on Mar 5, 2010 7:49 PM PST up reply actions  

matchup is crucial.

There is always a pretty big difference between the best 5 seed and the worst. Getting lucky with the draw matters.

Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984

by jksnake99 on Mar 5, 2010 7:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Nice play by Dirk

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by skywaker9 on Mar 5, 2010 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

GS plays Atlanta close tonight.

Not sure how they even do that with all the D-Leaguers they have. A. Tolliver plays 44 minutes.

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Mar 5, 2010 7:43 PM PST reply actions  

They were en fuego most of the game

Atlanta is vulnerable to a fast-paced team because their D is not the best.

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by skywaker9 on Mar 5, 2010 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

REKE!

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by skywaker9 on Mar 5, 2010 7:52 PM PST reply actions  

Game

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by skywaker9 on Mar 5, 2010 7:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Dallas commentators believe in "Mental Messges"

Ha.

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by skywaker9 on Mar 5, 2010 7:53 PM PST reply actions  

Not a member of that blog

by Norsktroll on Mar 5, 2010 8:01 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t like the team and its owner. And I don’t think Travis and Steve are there long term.

by Norsktroll on Mar 5, 2010 8:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Clips announcers on Durant
Don’t touch him! Don’t touch him! If you touch him, they’re gonna call a foul!

Lol.

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by fajunga on Mar 5, 2010 8:02 PM PST reply actions  

I guess so. It’s the first time I’ve heard it that specifically about AI. It’s not that uncommon in the NBA unfortunately.

by Norsktroll on Mar 5, 2010 8:20 PM PST up reply actions  

My wife's not feeling well and asleep.

Looks like the game is ending on ESPN. So… anything good on TV?

by Timmay! on Mar 5, 2010 9:03 PM PST reply actions  

no

only thing is smackdown and thats pretty boring

Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.

by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 9:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Good one. I have Edge talking in the background right now.

I may switch over to Sport Science. But it’s a show about injuries tonight.

by Timmay! on Mar 5, 2010 9:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Netflix? Does you cable on OnDemand?

I am working and watching Top Gear for background fun.

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 9:10 PM PST up reply actions  

that show is sweet

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Mar 5, 2010 9:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, I've been watching it a lot more

I have never been a car guy at ALL, and I’m still not, but I like it.

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 9:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah that one's sweet, and the one where they play ice hockey is good too.

The African safari is one of my faves, the Vietnam motorcycle ride is incredible, and I love the one where Hammond races the jetfighter with the Bugatti Veyron.

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Mar 5, 2010 9:20 PM PST up reply actions  

kick A

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Mar 5, 2010 9:23 PM PST up reply actions  

this vid gives me goosepimples

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Mar 5, 2010 9:35 PM PST up reply actions  

the cars really just form the milieu

the show is much more than that. I tried to describe the show to DTL when we went to the blazers game, and it was kind of hard to explain it without him getting stuck on “Cars”

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Mar 5, 2010 9:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Man, it's not in HD.

Are they not doing shows in HD in the UK? That can’t be the case.

by Timmay! on Mar 5, 2010 9:23 PM PST up reply actions  

They are doing shows in HD and I keep seeing ads on BBC america for the HD BBC america but as of yet I am stuck with the non HD BBC America

Top Gear should def be in HD

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Mar 5, 2010 9:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Do you not even have a HD BBC channel?

Or your “HD BBC” channel isn’t really HD?

I have HD BBC, but it looks worse than other HD channels… more grainy, less sharp. Its not like a standard def channel, but just a not-as-nice HD.

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 9:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I just have BBC America and it is nowhere near an HD channel.

It’s channel 162 and the HD channel’s up here start at 700

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Mar 5, 2010 9:33 PM PST up reply actions  

It's probably a Comcast thing

It could be the BBC stretching an SD show for an HD channel (like IFC for Arrested Development), but if it looks right, just poor quality, Comcast is probably compressing it too much (to save bandwidth and add more channels). I have a couple channels that look awful due to Comcast’s compression.

by Timmay! on Mar 5, 2010 9:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Morty doesn't have Comcast

He has Time-Warner I think

Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’

by 92wastheyear on Mar 5, 2010 10:32 PM PST up reply actions  

I always forget.

Replace Comcast with “cable provider”!

by Timmay! on Mar 5, 2010 10:48 PM PST up reply actions  

I've got OnDemand over here.

I’ll see what we’ve got on our system, I haven’t looked at OnDemand in forever.

by Timmay! on Mar 5, 2010 9:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Top Gear is in the BBC section

Which is under the larger “entertainment” section on my Time Warner system.

30 Rocks from this season, the Office, SNL, etc on NBC.

National Geographic has some good stuff… I think that’s under… international, maybe?

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 9:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Only the most recent 5 episodes of current shows

I know they want to make money on their DVD sales, but they won’t make any money if I can’t catch up first.

by Timmay! on Mar 5, 2010 9:21 PM PST up reply actions  

It's Friday night

So, no. At least nuthin’ I know.

#52

by Mortimer on Mar 5, 2010 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I saw part of the Bret Hart stuff the last few weeks.

I miss the time when they didn’t script every word.

by Timmay! on Mar 5, 2010 9:13 PM PST up reply actions  

i miss the rock

and stone cold
and kane with a mask

Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.

by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 9:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Stone Cold may host March 15.

It’ll be heavily inferior, but I might stop by to watch a bit.

by Timmay! on Mar 5, 2010 9:25 PM PST up reply actions  

me and phil are going on monday

and criss angel is hosting

gonna be some crazy ish goin on!

Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.

by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 9:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Let me check

ok….The Joy Behar Show on the Hallmark network

Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’

by 92wastheyear on Mar 5, 2010 9:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Word around the office is that Stuckey didn't have a seizure

He semi-passed out. Asked for some water cause he was feeling dizzy and then fell into the trainers arms. Similar to the incident that happened to him last year.

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by fajunga on Mar 5, 2010 9:27 PM PST reply actions  

hall and oates on opb in a half hour

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Mar 5, 2010 9:32 PM PST reply actions  

I can't go for that

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Mar 5, 2010 9:35 PM PST up reply actions  

no-o, no can do

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Mar 5, 2010 9:35 PM PST up reply actions  

say it isn't so

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Mar 5, 2010 9:36 PM PST up reply actions  

she's gone

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Mar 5, 2010 9:38 PM PST up reply actions  

oh oh black betty (bam-A-lam) whoa, black betty (bam-BA-lam)

Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."

by Blazer1342 on Mar 5, 2010 9:42 PM PST up reply actions  

thanks for the warning

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 9:47 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks for the heads up

I like Hall and Oates

Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’

by 92wastheyear on Mar 5, 2010 10:35 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, they good

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Mar 5, 2010 10:41 PM PST up reply actions  

that looks good

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Mar 5, 2010 9:48 PM PST up reply actions  

do you eat bread plain?

or do you put something in particular on it?

i like eating homemade bread plain.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 9:49 PM PST up reply actions  

or some nice olive oil and coarse sea salt

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Mar 5, 2010 9:51 PM PST up reply actions  

I need to come up with a nice flatbread recipe for the farmer's market

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Mar 5, 2010 9:54 PM PST up reply actions  

and hummus....

do you make hummus?

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 9:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I have, but not gonna for the market

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Mar 5, 2010 9:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I love hummus, or hummous or whatever that crazy good stuff is

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Mar 5, 2010 9:56 PM PST up reply actions  

me too.

i got a friend that makes it really well.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 9:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Butter and Home-Made Bread Ftw.

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by fajunga on Mar 5, 2010 9:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Just got home - drool

I’m tempted to get to New Seasons before it closes for a loaf

Free AK1984.

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by blazeraddict on Mar 5, 2010 9:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Looks yummy.

I am perpendicularly pissed off right now!!!!!!

by pxilpooshr on Mar 5, 2010 9:58 PM PST up reply actions  

wait

we’re in the new(?) nike puppets commercial kind of…?

Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.

by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 10:14 PM PST reply actions  

what are you talking about?

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Mar 5, 2010 10:15 PM PST up reply actions  

i was watching a video at nba.com

and lil dez is on the computer stating how he is going to design the laker shoes when they play portland

Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.

by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 10:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Did you hear Durant is like Jesus

According to ESPN he’s that good. He is kind of like Jesus in one way, neither has ever played a playoff game.

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by skywaker9 on Mar 5, 2010 10:15 PM PST reply actions  

one of them will have by the end of this year

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Mar 5, 2010 10:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey Oden played in a playoff game before Durant

Just saying. :-)

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by skywaker9 on Mar 5, 2010 10:17 PM PST up reply actions  

word

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials

not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas

by Tyler Durrden on Mar 5, 2010 10:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Don't fall into the media trap

I love Durant’s game. Doesn’t mean I think less of Oden because I think Durant has a chance to be a great scorer in this league

Free AK1984.

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by blazeraddict on Mar 5, 2010 10:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I agree

I think Durant=KG, very good player who can never win a title as leader of a team.

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by skywaker9 on Mar 5, 2010 10:19 PM PST up reply actions  

KG did win a title as a leader of a team…

#52

by Cablinasian on Mar 5, 2010 10:21 PM PST up reply actions  

The defensive leader of the team

Pierece/Allen were the offensive leaders

by tingeyga on Mar 5, 2010 10:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Pierce was really the leader

In any case, he couldn’t do it alone. Although I doubt OKC costs themselves five picks chasing after someone like Joe Smith.

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by skywaker9 on Mar 5, 2010 10:22 PM PST up reply actions  

nah

KG was the leader

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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 10:23 PM PST up reply actions  

At bashing his head into the basket support

Before every game, yeah.

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by skywaker9 on Mar 5, 2010 10:23 PM PST up reply actions  

It was an odd setup because it didn't have the typical

“I am the best player on this team” edge to it. Garnett was the best defensive player on that team by a mile and Pierce/Allen were the offensive leaders on that team.

by tingeyga on Mar 5, 2010 10:24 PM PST up reply actions  

Watching the WCC Tourney online

Close one between San Diego and Santa Clara. The announcers are idiots, talking about “this newfangeld 10th foul rule in college.” Its been a double bonus for years boys.

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by skywaker9 on Mar 5, 2010 10:19 PM PST reply actions  

GOOD NIGHT PEOPLE

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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 10:20 PM PST reply actions  

good night

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 10:21 PM PST up reply actions  

mlb 10 the show is so awesome

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Mar 5, 2010 10:22 PM PST up reply actions  

i'm looking forward to playing it.

probably in another month or so

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 10:23 PM PST up reply actions  

2k10 is pretty nice too

Love the commentators. Pitching has a bit of a steep learning curve but I’m getting it.

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by skywaker9 on Mar 5, 2010 10:24 PM PST up reply actions  

btw

hope rodney is ok!

much <3 from me mayne!

Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.

by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 10:22 PM PST up reply actions  

you’re kenny mayne?

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Mar 5, 2010 10:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Going Tuesday

Hoping to remove the curse from those unis at home since they are no longer cursed on the road.

90s night FTW.

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by skywaker9 on Mar 5, 2010 10:23 PM PST reply actions  

Ernie Kent's last home game as Oregon coach is tomorrow

I am happy about this.

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by skywaker9 on Mar 5, 2010 10:27 PM PST reply actions  

excuse me.. while i kiss the sky

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Mar 5, 2010 10:28 PM PST reply actions  

silly cloudy...

that lyric is: “’scuse me while i kiss this guy”

everybody knows that!

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 10:30 PM PST up reply actions  

purple haze all around
dont know if im going up or down

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Mar 5, 2010 10:33 PM PST up reply actions  

am i happy, or in misery….
whatever it is, that girl put a spell on me

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 10:35 PM PST up reply actions  

purple haze.. in my eyes
dont know if its day or night

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Mar 5, 2010 10:36 PM PST up reply actions  

you’ve got me blowin’….blowin’ my mind
is it tomorrow, or just the end of time?

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 10:37 PM PST up reply actions  

help me help me

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Mar 5, 2010 10:38 PM PST up reply actions  

crazy guitar licks and whatnot

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 10:39 PM PST up reply actions  

oh no no help me

♥ jimi

"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"

Super Rodgers Bros.

#52

by cloudydays on Mar 5, 2010 10:40 PM PST up reply actions  

me too.

Electric Ladyland is a pretty awesome album

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].

by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 10:41 PM PST up reply actions  

I thought it was

“Scuse me while I work these lights”

Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’

by 92wastheyear on Mar 5, 2010 10:40 PM PST up reply actions  

This West Coast Conference feed is so low rent

I can hear someone slamming a door on it.

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely

by skywaker9 on Mar 5, 2010 10:39 PM PST reply actions  

Morehead State-Murray State is going to be a good ballgame

If you watch just one conference tournament final this weekend, make it that one.

Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984

by jksnake99 on Mar 5, 2010 10:45 PM PST reply actions  

Better than the battle for Georgia

Kenneshaw State, barely inside the RPI top 300 battling Mercer at Mercer in the A-sun.

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by skywaker9 on Mar 5, 2010 10:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Anybody up?

Official Adrian Wojnarowski Hater.

The Ardent Optimist.

by fajunga on Mar 6, 2010 12:15 AM PST reply actions  

Hows the night?

Official Adrian Wojnarowski Hater.

The Ardent Optimist.

by fajunga on Mar 6, 2010 12:23 AM PST up reply actions  

I have to be fully awake by 455 this morning

not going to be an easy day

33 year old jewish man born in brighton!!! go yanks!

by L-TrainFTW! on Mar 6, 2010 12:27 AM PST up reply actions  

You should get some sleep

It’l help

Official Adrian Wojnarowski Hater.

The Ardent Optimist.

by fajunga on Mar 6, 2010 12:29 AM PST up reply actions  

33 year old jewish man born in brighton!!! go yanks!

by L-TrainFTW! on Mar 6, 2010 12:23 AM PST reply actions  

What?

Official Adrian Wojnarowski Hater.

The Ardent Optimist.

by fajunga on Mar 6, 2010 12:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Yep.

Official Adrian Wojnarowski Hater.

The Ardent Optimist.

by fajunga on Mar 6, 2010 2:06 AM PST up reply actions  

shift-A

did anyone mention to the op that yesterday when this JD was made that it was 3/5 and today is 3/6.. and no excuse about the time zone difference is valid because it wasn’t 3/6 in the Philippines yet even at 10am EST yesterday…

I fight like a girl
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by galacticlove on Mar 6, 2010 7:30 AM PST reply actions  

who cares?

:)

Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.

by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 6, 2010 7:32 AM PST up reply actions  

i did notice something about that on fb..

i’m reserving the right to not like this look on him.. did anyone photoshop greg with long dreds yet? i’d read the jd for that..

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"Being mad ruins my day way more than it ruins the day of the person I’m mad at." -Dave

by galacticlove on Mar 6, 2010 7:35 AM PST up reply actions  

whomever is gonna make the JD might make it for 3/7! the domino effect could be a catastrophe!

and why are you up so early?

I fight like a girl
"Being mad ruins my day way more than it ruins the day of the person I’m mad at." -Dave

by galacticlove on Mar 6, 2010 7:34 AM PST up reply actions  

cause i gotta go bowling!

Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.

by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 6, 2010 8:14 AM PST up reply actions  

and

hi

i didnt put much effort in cause i gotta leave, but its there and the secret message got cut off

Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.

by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 6, 2010 8:18 AM PST up reply actions  

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