JUNK DRAWER-3/6/2010
Just a few links, because it´s going to be a long week-end without Blazers basketball.
Brick Layer's Accident Report; Funny insurance claims
Joking about Spanish; Spanish dining;
US Navy craft Carrier; boat race.
Trying to get into seventy five words with an English lesson for our speaking Spanish friends. Still not 75, so another one in Spanish. Not yet? Louis de Funes in restaurant in French/German. If you can´t beat 75 words, join them. Back to English with Atkinson.
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The Donner Party is the most interesting story ever.
Here are some highlights.
April 15, 1846- The families of James F. Reed and George and Jacob Donner, 31 people in nine wagons, leave Springfield, Illinois.
May 29 Sarah Keyes, Reed’s mother-in-law, dies and is buried at Alcove Spring
Oct. 5- Reed threatens to kill Louis Keseberg after he finds out that Mr.Keseberg beats his wife. Reed later kills John Snyder, the Graves family’s teamster, in a dispute at Iron Point and is banished from the train.
Oct.6-13- Unable to keep up, Mr. Hardcoop is left behind in the desert; no one will go back for him. Wolfinger stays behind to cache his wagon only to be murdered by his companions, Joseph Reinhardt and Augustus Spitzer.
Jan. 24- Louis Keseberg, Jr. (Louis Kesebergs son), dies.
Feb. 20 Catherine Pike dies.
April 17- William Fallon and the Fourth Relief party reach the Donner Camps, finding only Louis Keseberg alive among the mutilated remains of his former companions.
by Nick Van Excellent on Mar 5, 2010 7:33 AM PST reply actions
that’s a tough crowd.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
Maybe if they hadn't kept murdering people things would have gone a little smoother.
by Nick Van Excellent on Mar 5, 2010 7:57 AM PST up reply actions
true....
but it wasn’t even on guy doing the murdering! Reed did, then they just left a guy behind, then these Reinhardt and Spitzer guys killed someone. then they find Keseberg with a bunch of corpses (i’m assuming he ate them).
and those are just some of the highlights!
i wonder why this isn’t a movie yet….
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
especially if they didn't try to make it all sympathetic.
and the last scene was just people finding Keseberg among the corpses. Pain the Donner Party people as villains rather than intrepid pioneers forced in to doing the unthinkable.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
Hi DTL
You look good today. Especially your thighs. Can you help me get this chair into the back of my wagon? Just hop up in there.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
DTL, with a wary look in his eye, gets in to the back of the wagon, and, fearing a machete in the back, makes sure to turn around and look at ASH in the process. He sees ASH holding a machete.
. DTL [his voice wavers]
What’re you gonna do with that machete, Ash?
. ASH [voice cold, his eyes glazed with hunger, words monotone]
I aim to kill you with it.
ASH climbs in to the back of the wagon. DTL quickly backs away, but ASH is quicker. A struggle ensues. The struggle is taut, arms and legs flying in short compact movements, with DTL trying to knock the machete aside. We can feel the weight of the fight. DTL knocks the machete away but then receives a thunderous jab from ASH, which knocks DTL to the ground. With no other option, in self defense, DTL kicks at ASH, connecting with his groin. ASH doubles over. DTL scrambles for the machete, grabbing it. ASH is now cornered. Both are breathing heavily. The air holds a tension DTL, now with a maniacal look in his eye, advances on ASH.
DTL
You’re dinner, [edited for bedge]
DTL lunges at ASH, the machete already above his head and quickly descending. ASH raises his arm in defense but is too late……
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 8:24 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
oops...i forgot to italicize the stage direction. oh well.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
and share? i don’t think so…..i’ve been driven to madness by your nefarious attempt to destroy me.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
well
I am pretty boney. The most you’ll get outta me is a decent soup stock. Revenge is sorta mine-ish.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
i throw that bone in some boiling water, toss in some carrots or a potato and hey, i’ve got a stew goin’.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
like i could ever even aspire to that level
of greatness. i know my limits. my ceiling is Mortimer. kinda like how I’m DS’s ceiling.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
I dunno. I heard Mortimer microwaves his chicken…on the other hand, he is so good with that teriyaki sauce. I guess he could be a goal to aspire to for some people.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
okay
maybe you only microwave chicken leftovers that were originally prepared last night in some glorious, yet manly manner.
But I can’t help what I heard.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
Oh, well, reheating, yes
But no one can save someone who COOKS chicken in the microwave. Whoa, gross.
#52
we were still talking about cooking?
i was just talking in generalities.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
I dunno what they do for a play
But for a movie script, ya don’t italicize the action, so you did good!
#52
oh. i remember them being italicized in plays.
i musta got them mixed up. so i guess i screwed up less than i thought! hooray!
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
maybe later.
my love scenes wouldn’t be safe for bedge anyway.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
boobs(!?)
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
only his own…
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 10:10 AM PST up reply actions
what would a love scene (ie sex scene, as it pertains to this discussion)
be without them?
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 10:11 AM PST up reply actions
a love scene, without boobs?
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
i know, right?
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
what is this, pg?
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
pfff....
pg is for suckers.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
No
“X” is for suckers….among other things
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
James Reed was pretty awesome though.
After he was banished he briefly fought in the Mexican-American war before organizing a rescue party in the Spring. He ended up saving his family.
Ironically he also saved Keseberg who was basically the reason he was banished in the first place and didn’t end up stranded with the others in the mountains.
by Nick Van Excellent on Mar 5, 2010 8:16 AM PST up reply actions
awesome....
aside from the murderin’ you mean.
maybe he’d be a good anti-hero.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
Oh yeah.
He did kill that one guy. Touché .
by Nick Van Excellent on Mar 5, 2010 8:37 AM PST up reply actions
To be fair
People were pretty crappy back then. Murdering 1 guy puts him in the running for bein’ the Pope!
#52
he had a good excuse for trying to murder the other guy.
cause the other guy was beating his wife, and that’s decent cause for murderin’
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
Yeah....kinda like Zach sucker punching Ruben
yeah it is bad on the surface ….but good when looking at the entire context
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
exactly
if there was ever a Blazer that shoulda got punched, it was Ruben.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
This reminds me of Oregon Trail: You have killed 2098 pounds of buffalo, but can only take 49 pounds.
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 5, 2010 9:20 AM PST up reply actions
the best way to beat Oregon Trail was to pack no food
and just hunt all the time for food. who cares if it spoiled. I got all the way to Oregon as a teacher (means no money)
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
great memory
I loved that game
"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."
reminds me of the time I played Oregon Trail…
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
.....as you are he ....as you are me
……and we are all together.
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
ho ho ho, he he he, ha ha ha
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
Oden is running.
He took a step in the right direction Wednesday when he ran on the treadmill for the first time since undergoing surgery in December to reattach his broken left kneecap.
Oden now practically lives in the weight room, working to strengthen his leg. It’s a long shot, but he hopes to return before the season ends.-indystar
by Nick Van Excellent on Mar 5, 2010 7:36 AM PST reply actions
i can’t imagine what it would be like if he actually comes back. i gotta think that would do wonders for his psyche. and if he comes back effective, i bet it would go a long way in shining up his national reputation.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
Yeah.
His conditioning won’t be great though, especially if he’s just now running. It would be amazing though, even if it was just for short stretches.
by Nick Van Excellent on Mar 5, 2010 8:06 AM PST up reply actions
his conditioning wouldn't be there, for sure.
but if he progresses quickly, he might be able to appear in the final game of the regular season. i doubt it will happen, but it’s kinda cool to consider.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
It would be so cool from an emotional standpoint.
Oden needs that kind of mental support.
by Nick Van Excellent on Mar 5, 2010 8:16 AM PST up reply actions
If he is physically able, I would trust the team would welcome him back. There may be a negative response if the team says, “well, thanks for working so hard, but let’s wait till next season.”
Bringing onto the floor for a few minutes at least would be great.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
Shocker
Z back to the Cavs. I like how the writer tries to add drama to the story. Nice try.
It’s likely the Cavs will accept him back with open arms. General manager Danny Ferry agonized over the decision to trade Ilgauskas, a former teammate, close friend and the franchise’s leader in rebounds and games played, to Washington as part of the deal for forward Antawn Jamison.
Now, Ferry has a chance to make everything right.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
oh the agony that Ferry must have gone through.....
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
Well, after all Ferry had thrown more than 100 million after Ilgauskas over the course of his career.
Then it’s not an easy decision to pay him $500k for 25 more games.
Also it’s funny how much Washington got for Jamison (and Drew Gooden) in the end: A poor man’s Travis Outlaw in Al Thornton, the rights to the mighty Emir Preldzic, probably a #29 or #30 draft pick depending on where Cleveland ends up this year, and cap relief. I wonder if Dave isn’t wrong in his belief how much we would get for trading LaMarcus.
The NBA needs to fix the loophole
that allows guys involved in winkety wink trades to return to their original teams after getting dumped by the team that traded them. It seems to violate the spirit of the equal value trade clause and circumvent the rule. I think guys should not be able to return to their team of origin that way during the same season at least.
"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."
I believe I agree
Unless I am forgetting some GOOD reason to allow a traded player to rejoin his team in a winky wink deal.
#52
No… it’s a bad loophole that needs to be fixed…
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 10:14 AM PST up reply actions
Because if you don't allow them to return in a truely non-winky wink deal
then you are unfairly restraining the player from joining the team that he wants.
Of course, I can’t think of a deal like this that where they didn’t seemingly have a tacit understanding of how things would go down, but imagine if there was one. JUST IMAGINE
isn’t that what the salary cap is for?
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 10:14 AM PST up reply actions
That is to keep the rich teams from just outspending the poor teams
but what if over the summer LeBron runs into BRoy, LNA and Oden in Hawaii and decides “These are nice guys, plus Nike headquarters is just down the road so I can save a lot of time when I need to go there for a meeting, AND I would have a lot more minutes on my cell phone bill. I should sign with the Blazers.” The fact that KP might have signed Camby to a 5 year deal and taken up what cap space the ‘Zers may have the day before doesn’t stop LeBron from signing for the minimum and taking Dieners spot.
Hee hee
"These are nice guys, plus Nike headquarters is just down the road so I can save a lot of time when I need to go there for a meeting, AND I would have a lot more minutes on my cell phone bill. I should sign with the Blazers."
#52
whats more
is that with Phil Knight’s kids away at college, Phil has a spare bedroom for LeBron to crash in and probably a used Honda Civic that LeBron can use to drive to practice/games. Think of how much money LeBron could save in Portland! He would be a fool to sign anywhere else.
true, but if we were to then trade Lebron to another team who bought him out, I’d be fine if he couldn’t resign in Portland till the end of the season
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 10:22 AM PST up reply actions
D'Antoni is proud of his system: I think we’ll win a championship this way. Now, not today. But that’s where we want to get to."
I would love to see how he wants to do that when LeBron and Wade don’t sign with him. Is his system enough to win it with Sergio and Bosh? With Gallinari and Amare?
Perhaps he thinks his system doesn't need the best players to win
He believes in the system more than he believes in players winning!
The last few years doesn’t prove anything about his system other than it still needs great players to run it. If he thought he was gonna turn around a crappy NYK roster just with his style and coaching alone, then that says to me he thinks it’s more than it is.
#52
And in particular it seems to demand a Steve Nash quality point guard. Duhon plays better this season than Knicks fans make him seem, especially as a passer. But neither he nor Robinson had much success in leading the team to wins.
w0rd
Duhon, at the very least, can run the D’Antoni pick and roll. He gets assists. And Lee can finish with it. But the rest… they need more. They need Nash.
He hasn’t had, like, an actually GOOD point guard since Nash, but it’s not like Sloan’s offense which still got his team to .500 back when AK was the only good player.
#52
Amare and Joe Johnson.
that’s my prediction
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
they'll trade for Rubio.
hahaha
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
D'Antoni and Walsh are geniuses!
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
Who said you can’t relive the mistakes of the past? Boston is currently reassembling the 2001 NBA All-Star team (Wallace, KG, Finley, Allen, …) and D’Antoni could get his old 2004-ish Suns back!
The three top players in rebound rate this season
1 Marcus Camby, POR, 58 games, 22.2
2 Greg Oden, POR, 21 games, 22.0
3 Joel Przybilla, POR, 30 games, 21.7
Rest of the top 10: Dalembert, Howard, Love, Blair, Noah, Duncan, Brockman.
This could be funny next year. Though I still think Camby will walk, that should really help the rebounding and could help to start more fast breaks.
juwan is number five? awesome. i mean: awesome!
"I told somebody to stop crying," Pendergraph said after the game. "Actually, I told them all to stop crying."
It is a good thing LMA doesn’t rebound or else he’d make those guys look bad.
wink wink.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
You think he’ll walk? What will the demand on the market for him be?
I get the paper, so I don't care!
after the nix miss on lbj, wade, bosh, and amare
and they are stuck overpaying for joe johnson and boozer, then they will be able to offer camby a boatload of cash
"I told somebody to stop crying," Pendergraph said after the game. "Actually, I told them all to stop crying."
You know who might be a good young PG for our system? Lou Williams
http://www.basketball-reference.com/play-index/tiny.cgi?id=MKknq
Bayless could become as good with experience, but so far Williams is the better shooter, draws just 1 foul less per 36 minutes, has a better assist ration, turns it over less, commits less fouls, and has far less usage. And he’s the only top 10 PG in PER who seems somewhat available for the right price next season.
I think Bayless becoming Lou Williams is EXTREMELY reasonable
PLUS Bayless is a better defender now, and will only improve.
Took Lou 4 years to be a starter… Bayless is developing faster while coming into the league at a similar age.
I do agree though— a good combo guard like Sweet Lou could fit us nice.
#52
Then we just need to get Scott Skiles to have us defend!
I dunno how he does it, with Ridnour playing PG.
#52
Shockingly, Luke is statistically better than Devin Harris this season in terms of almost any efficiency. TS%, AS%, To%, PER, …
It makes sense
Harris’s stats are bad. He might be going the way of the Hinrich, statistically!
I think he can bounce back though. If he’s a Blazer, he better!
#52
is he gonna replace Cutler?
or play wide receiver?
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
no, no. We’re gonna give him a small blade, some war paint, and inform him the opposing QB is gray hair, under the helmet.
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 5, 2010 9:25 AM PST up reply actions
and that will help Cutler to not throw many an interception?
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
did you ever play mutant league hockey for the sega? The secret, when playing on the highest difficulty is to simply murder the computer’s players. Suppose for a second that you stop playing any defense, and just allow shots on your goal. Now the goalie will block about 80 percent of those. So, in the first period, you try to keep the puck on their side, without really worry about what’s going on in the game. In the meantime, you murder everyone on their team. By the second period, you might be down 4 goals to none, but suddenly, the computer has no players other than a goalie (you can’t kill the goalie). You spend your remaining time shooting on goal, endlessly. Score as much as you want at this point.
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 5, 2010 9:40 AM PST up reply actions
i never played that game.
i’m not sure that will translate to the NFL though……
but good luck!
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
a great defense is trumped by blood thirst. i’m hoping my team burns w/ the rage of 1,000 fiery suns.
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 5, 2010 9:50 AM PST up reply actions
with enough steroids,
i’m sure they will burn with that kind of rage…..
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
i’m pretty sure only NBA players take steroids now.
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 5, 2010 9:55 AM PST up reply actions
look, you already got a TE!
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
oh yeah, man o man o whose your momma. he’s a blocking TE
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 5, 2010 9:58 AM PST up reply actions
If you like good music, you’ll love this:
The whole album is solid. You can listen to it in its entirety here (scroll down a bit):
It comes out next tues, get yore copy.
it’s been on the radio for a while
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
I don't listen to regular radio
Only my Sirius thingy… and I ain’t been driving as much as before, so I dunno!
Must be while in the car. Maybe it’s in a commercial that plays a lot.
#52
Ah HA
I thought it was him, but didn’t wanna get accused of thinking all black guys in alternative music are the same guy. But, they are, so it’s okay.
#52
yeah, i remember getting it in middle school. it’s my fav album from them.
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 5, 2010 10:03 AM PST up reply actions
yuck
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
i can't imagine eating something when i'm pooing.
i have held food while peeing, because you don’t really need to use your hands for that….but pooing? i don’t know…..that just don’t seem like good practice
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 10:19 AM PST up reply actions
You've held food for peeing?
Why can’t you put the food down? Were you outside?
I have never done that. Unless I had, like, a beer bottle in one hand and I was outside and drunk and I was a kid.
#52
it was a snack or something.
maybe a cookie. i don’t remember what. just that i’ve done that before.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 10:23 AM PST up reply actions
That's why you're single DTL!!
Once you stop peeing with food in your hand (with pee surely splashing onto your food), you will find true love.
#52
also, start using one hand when you pee… dudes with both hands on their hips are freaky… and the ladies can sense it
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 10:25 AM PST up reply actions
hahahaha
i usually go both hands. sometimes none…..depends on the temperature in the bathroom….
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 10:27 AM PST up reply actions
how would pee splash on food that i'm holding up by my mouth?
i’m eating it, not holding it by my wiener.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 10:26 AM PST up reply actions
You were a Most Improved Player?
That’s what MIP stands for, right?
Wearing the black band for Jarrett Jack, Ime Udoka, Fred Jones, Sergio Rodriguez, Channing Frye, Luke Schenscher, Shavlik Randolph, James Jones, Josh McRoberts, Steven Hill, Jarron Collins, Michael Ruffin, Steve Blake and Travis Outlaw. Sacrificed to the unmerciful god of progress.
i would rather poo first.
but then you flush……don’t just let it sit there.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 10:23 AM PST up reply actions
so are you the guy that put jelly from a jelly donut on the stall's wall?
I get the paper, so I don't care!
verily
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 10:06 AM PST up reply actions
It's a crazy world, bruh
I suspect that she’ll say too much crazy stuff over the next 4 years as a member of the media on Fox news to be able to reasonably run though.
If she wants to cash in on her fame, joining Fox news is the right idea. If she wants to be president, it’s a bad idea.
#52
“and over there’s that Russia I was tellin the good people of America abuut”
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 10:05 AM PST up reply actions
Those insurance stories aren't all that uncommon.
My favorite inappropriate line ever said directly to me is as follows:
tinfoil: Can you described the person that you rear-ended?
Insured: Oh, it was one of the people from 9/11.
….the claimant was from India.
hating advanced stats since 1980
Rudy-hater, Bayless-hater, Coolio-hater
Oden*fanboy, Batum*fanboy, MMA*fanboy
when i was rear ended a few years ago the woman driving blamed her car for not stopping in time…
her: “I hit the brakes as hard as I could, but the car kept going”
me: “you put it into a 4 wheel slide while tailgating me doing 70mph coming up to a construction zone”
her:" but it wouldn’t stop when I hit the brakes"
me (in my head only cause the cops were there): “that’s cause they’re not zaching magic”
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 10:18 AM PST up reply actions
i love the brake excuse.
I’ve also heard “it’s nobody’s fault, sometimes zach just happens.”
hating advanced stats since 1980
Rudy-hater, Bayless-hater, Coolio-hater
Oden*fanboy, Batum*fanboy, MMA*fanboy
does anyone ever blame
fate? or destiny?
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 10:39 AM PST up reply actions
not that I know of
hating advanced stats since 1980
Rudy-hater, Bayless-hater, Coolio-hater
Oden*fanboy, Batum*fanboy, MMA*fanboy
Do insurers have risk calculated by demographics, or is everyone billed the same?
I have never caused an accident or fender bender, but I have been in prolly 6 or 7, and in a few of them, there was a common theme.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
it’s calculated by how much you will pay before you complain
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 10:42 AM PST up reply actions
hermaphrodites?
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
by jonestr on Mar 5, 2010 11:00 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
There are lot of factors, and each company does it differently.
The easy ones are age and gender The easy way to think of it is you look at who gets in the most accidents, and make those people pay more so that everyone else can pay less. There are others things, such as credit scores and marital status that some companies use. There is a huge correlation between people with bad credit and people with extensive accident histories, moreso even than age and gender.
In your case, paying out a claim isn’t what would make the rates go up, negligence is what would mak your rates go up. It’s very socialistic. People who are in negligent accidents pay more, rather than spreading everything out equally.
hating advanced stats since 1980
Rudy-hater, Bayless-hater, Coolio-hater
Oden*fanboy, Batum*fanboy, MMA*fanboy
yeah, it’s my favorite for rear enders… this particular accident was a cluster zach cause the car behind her also locked up their brakes (never tailgate a tailgater) and rear ended her… collectively we shut down 26 west to the coast for a couple hours on a sunny Saturday
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 10:45 AM PST up reply actions
i didn't know this was the next 30 for 30 doc.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
Anyone remember the movie HOT TO TROT?
It just popped in my head out of NOWHERE. No idea why it did. But for some reason I just imagined one of the last scenes where the talking horse that Bobcat Goldthwait rides wins the race because it had buck teeth poking out across the finish line.
Man, that was a bad movie, even as a kid, and I must’ve watched it 80 times. How did I watch it so much? Did we record a copy off of TV? Was it always on TV? I forget.
#52
Did you ever see the movie "Hamburger"
I think that was the title. It had Dick Butkus and one especially naughty restaurant scene. It may have been called “Hamburger University” or “Hamburger: The motion picture.” I forget.
"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."
saw it
Remember the song too. “Hamburgers, born American”
I remember when the big cucumber died and a baby gherkin was born.
Have you seen H.O.T.S.?
No, but it seems eerily familiar
when did it come out?
"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."
I thought I saw all the sexually charged teen exploitation movies of that era
I saw Hardbodies 2 was on Encore recently. How bad was that?
"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."
I remember H.O.T.S.
Jeff Garlin has a cameo in that flick I think
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by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Mar 5, 2010 10:37 AM PST up reply actions
I just go the 2008 verson of It's Alive
I saw the 1974 version about 50 times on my cousin’s free HBO.
I thought about watching it
The Its Alive series are classics.
The Baby monster in Its Alive 3 is a guy I know, a short body builder.
#52
AH!
i peed myself….
i wasn’t eating anything either
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 10:41 AM PST up reply actions
Odd fact of the day: Bobcat Goldthwait aka the voice of Mr. Floppy landed Nikki Cox and was with her for 6 years until they got divorced
good for bobcat
though cox looks like a monster now, and bobcat just came out with a pretty funny movie so things have kinda gone in opposite directions
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by HD on Mar 5, 2010 11:43 AM PST up reply actions
So regarding the Hoth attack....
I was reviewing some Hoth battle war film and remain unconvinced about a couple little “issues” his highness Sir Mortimer insists I accept unflinchingly and without reservation.
Mainly, I argued the Imperial walkers were taken out by head shots from the rebellions speeders, but Mortimer says they were shots to the neck.Stop frame footage is inconclusive at best. The first attack on a downed walker shows in freeze action a double barrelled shot aimed squarely at the walkers head, but mysteriously vanishes before impact. A second shot from a higher angle appears and mysteriously causes the walker’s head to explode. I call foul. This is clearly a poor piece of CGI and for whatever reason one of the cheap way outs for Lucasfilm to get past the whole Hoth attack and onto Luke’s boring encounter with Yoda at Degoba.
My other problem that needs less scrutiny is how could the tow cables bring down the walkers to begin with? Where the harpoons made from some sort of material that was strong enought to stick into the reinforced steel legs of the walkers that rebellion lasers couldn’t even mar?
I call posh, but I’m not going so far as to say Empire wasn’t a great movie. Just a couple technicalities.
"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."
i just read the headline.....
bow…..i crown you king of bedge nerds.
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 10:20 AM PST up reply actions
I change my vote on the best Star Trek series to.....

"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."
Those weren't harpoons
they were magnetic tow cables. So there.
However, why they didn’t have some sort of high explosive device attached to those magnets is beyond me. I mean they have mastered FTL travel, but they can’t even construct a proper missle. This is like something straight out of Avatar.
Luke says
“set your harpoon for the next pass”
“activating harpoon” and then it sticks to the walkers leg
not hearing anything about magnetic cables
"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."
check your stop frame footage again
clearly the harpoons have a blunt edge, which must mean that they are magnetic.
Also Mort is right they were neck shots. Proof
I stand uncorrected
"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."
clearly you are assuming the harpoons have blunt edges
because there is no good shot of them. Also, how could they have cinched up so tight upon releasing the cable? the cables would have just slid down or snapped. C’mon.
"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."
Are you sure that there are no good shots of them? You should review your footage
Also because the harpoons are verifiably magnetic even Lucas isn’t dumb enough to make them pointed when a flat surface would have a much stronger connection.
ok they're magnetic
I’m just trying to get to the truth
"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."
What truth are you trying to get to the bottom of?
What I don’t get is lightsabers. So you have this beam of energy that will cut through almost anything instantly. Why do they only use them as hand to hand weapons of the Jedi? Wouldn’t they be useful as a projectile weapon to cut the legs off of an AT-AT?
It started with the Hoth attack
I thought it was a lame sequence. I’m trying to figure out where the kill shots on the At ats were placed.
"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."
The kill shots were at the neck.
Why they couldn’t simply drop bombs on the neck, or shoot them from the sides is another question.
AT-AT were very impractical
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by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Mar 5, 2010 10:37 AM PST up reply actions
Dear maker of the new JD
please put a link in the old JD when you make the new one.
will CTC make this a rule or something plz?
Signed,
Tyler aka DS
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 10:55 AM PST reply actions
And the date
crazy Mexicans
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
by 92wastheyear on Mar 5, 2010 12:10 PM PST up reply actions
nope.
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 11:01 AM PST up reply actions
indeed it was.
that mullet will never be matched
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 11:09 AM PST up reply actions
The mullet was out of style, even by that time, yet he was still able to pull.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
the MacGyver mullet
never goes out of style
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 11:15 AM PST up reply actions
now how can can anyone not like that.....
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 11:01 AM PST up reply actions
This is a silly goose

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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 11:04 AM PST reply actions
nvm its a grouse
wtf
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 11:04 AM PST up reply actions
animal recognition fail
#10, #21, #52
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by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 11:06 AM PST up reply actions
well i read the OLive headling and thought it said
Salazar says sage goose deserves federal endangered species protection but will have to wait
but what it really said was
Salazar says sage grouse deserves federal endangered species protection but will have to wait
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 11:08 AM PST up reply actions
whats that?
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 11:08 AM PST up reply actions
lol
and why would it be interesting?
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 11:12 AM PST up reply actions
i got it from OLive
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 11:13 AM PST up reply actions
evil K is the one that posts random stuff
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 11:14 AM PST up reply actions
“oh, keithy seems to have done himself a mischief”
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 5, 2010 11:33 AM PST up reply actions
You seen this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGvG1K2rug0
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by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Mar 5, 2010 11:59 AM PST up reply actions
is that a documentary of chopper? i haven’t seen it.
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 5, 2010 12:05 PM PST up reply actions
If you liked Chopper you should check out Mesrine
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byQPZ00h9V4
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by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Mar 5, 2010 12:08 PM PST up reply actions
looks like a two parter; added to my queue to be apart of my vastly growing unknown dvd’s to be available on netflix.
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 5, 2010 12:10 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah it's two parts - that dude was freaking nuts
Part 1 – Killer Instinct
Part 2 – Public Enemy No. 1
I ended up ordering both DVD over at Amazon UK. I’ve been a big fan of Vincent Cassel since La Haine. Check that out if you haven’t seen it yet.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okQJPUTQMqA
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by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Mar 5, 2010 12:17 PM PST up reply actions
that's a pretty nuts visual effect
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 12:26 PM PST up reply actions
disappointing isn't it.
seems like a big budget type foreign film. you’d think they’d have it.
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 12:31 PM PST up reply actions
that looks freaking awesome.
was Mesrine the French John Dillinger? that’s what it looked like.
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 12:21 PM PST up reply actions
Pretty much
though Mesrine was a lot crazier or just had an enormous set of balls. I mean some of the stuff he pulled off was nuts. And he was doing all of this during the 60’s and 70’s
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by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Mar 5, 2010 12:54 PM PST up reply actions
He supposedly was part of the OAS as well
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by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Mar 5, 2010 12:58 PM PST up reply actions
i put it on my queue but Netflix doesn't have it.
and i don’t like buying out of region dvd’s. i added La Haine too and put it way up on my queue.
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Haven't seen this movie yet but my buddies have been raving about it
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Mar 5, 2010 1:21 PM PST up reply actions
yeah, cloudy saw that and said it was fantastic.
i’m anxiously awaiting its arrival in Portland.
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I'm wearing my Chicago Bears shirt in honor of them dominating free agency's opening day.
If they find a way to get a difference making WR, I’ll break down and cry like Tom after Miller’s 52 point game.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
we don’t need one of them; give me peppers, a safety and a way to improve our running game, and we’ll be set
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 5, 2010 11:13 AM PST up reply actions
Got two out ot three so far. (if reports are to be believed)
But Devin Hester’s not a #1 WR. Gotta get at least another #2 at some point.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
agree, hester is not a #1, but I think devin aromashodu can be our guy. Plus knox can do well in this system. I honesty think if we can protect cutler, the passing game will take care of itself.
The guy i’m interested in is rolle from AZ. We haven’t had a reasonable FS since brown played not hurt. If we got him and everyone else, I’d be dancing w/ action jackson on the beach.
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 5, 2010 11:18 AM PST up reply actions
word, though, is that he’s signing w/ the giants. i suspect we’ll go into the season w/ a roster consisting of 5 SS, again… meh…
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 5, 2010 11:19 AM PST up reply actions
Urlacher and Peppers will fix it all!!!
The Pass rush will fix the lack of a coherent secondary.
Right?
Yes! Yes! In the face!
which one gets hurt first? I say Peppers in the preseason and Urlacher in week 3
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Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 11:22 AM PST up reply actions
na, tommie harris’ leg will fall off before either…
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 5, 2010 11:22 AM PST up reply actions
and cutler throws another interception
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by HD on Mar 5, 2010 11:22 AM PST up reply actions
ya the line is why cutler sucks
and my iggles still are in their title window
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by HD on Mar 5, 2010 11:20 AM PST up reply actions
you and EK can do this together ifthe WR thing happens.
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 11:14 AM PST up reply actions
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 11:21 AM PST up reply actions
lady gaga sucks
ke$ha sucks
justin bieber sucks (not as bad as the other two but he still does)
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 11:24 AM PST up reply actions
haha… only one of those people might have a penis… (hint, it’s not JB)
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Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 11:26 AM PST up reply actions
This is Bull Schlitz!
How can someone like rappy mcpopperson Kanye, and not like the current queen of Pop, Lady Gaga?
Ke$sha is more car crash style entertainment, not really music/performance anything.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
mmmmmmmmm i dont like pop
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNO5BdJmLiw
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 11:33 AM PST up reply actions
mmmmmmm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRHKs_FFZN8
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 11:35 AM PST up reply actions
you realize he’s rapping over pop songs… right?
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by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 11:38 AM PST up reply actions
i mean new pop
like lady caca
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 11:39 AM PST up reply actions
I didn't say I'd buy her music
but I respect what she’s done and the way she’s done it.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
i dont
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 11:41 AM PST up reply actions
i love that her dressing wierd gimmick
is actually to hide her ugly face
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by HD on Mar 5, 2010 11:45 AM PST up reply actions
i dont think it was her idea
i think whoever is controlling her career moves is a marketing genius. i’d imagine the meeting went something like this
music exec “we got this chick that can kinda sing and has catchy songs but has a face like moe syzlak”
marketing genius "how about we dress her up all goofy with elaborate masks and ish to hide her face and it will go along with her “persona.”
music exec “great! now who brought the coke?”
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by HD on Mar 5, 2010 11:51 AM PST up reply actions
she cant sing
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 11:53 AM PST up reply actions
she can write music though
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by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 11:56 AM PST up reply actions
no
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 11:59 AM PST up reply actions
she was a song writer for interscope before they let her sing her own stuff… good, bad or indifferent, she can write songs
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by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 12:04 PM PST up reply actions
dude i could write songs
with stupid lyrics
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 12:07 PM PST up reply actions
doubtful
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by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 12:09 PM PST up reply actions
naw man
u may not like her songs, but u can’t deny that they are catchy and perfect for the pop audience
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by HD on Mar 5, 2010 12:09 PM PST up reply actions
so you're saying
lady gaga is like the writer of twilight
what they write is pure garbage but is accepted and loved by many
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 12:48 PM PST up reply actions
one mans trash is another mans treasure
#10, #21, #52
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by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 12:52 PM PST up reply actions
sort of
its more like. Is pop music a crummy genre? yes but it is a genre none the less. and as far as pop music goes gaga’s is better written then most. just like jay-z is a mainstream rapper but he is better then all other mainstream rappers. maxed out potential within a bad genre
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by HD on Mar 5, 2010 12:54 PM PST up reply actions
also stephanie meyer
is an anomaly. how someone that writes at a 6th grade level ever got a book published is amazing to me
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by HD on Mar 5, 2010 12:55 PM PST up reply actions
the game > jay z
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 12:59 PM PST up reply actions
tldr version plz
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 1:03 PM PST up reply actions
w/e i don't really care for either
at this point in their careers. if it makes ya feel better
just likethough keep in mind my point of it being a dumb genrejay-zthe game is a mainstream rapper but he is better then all other mainstream rappers
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by HD on Mar 5, 2010 1:02 PM PST up reply actions
she is not what she appears to be at all
lady gaga on boiling point
to quote some website:
black dress and flip flops. real original
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by HD on Mar 5, 2010 11:59 AM PST up reply actions
why didnt they do that for fergie????
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 11:55 AM PST up reply actions
no one realized the problem till it was too late… she was always in the background for the peas
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by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 11:56 AM PST up reply actions
well im guessing they still
did coke. so they did part of it
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by HD on Mar 5, 2010 12:00 PM PST up reply actions
That’s what I’ve been thinking, too. She seems to be like a good mix of Christina Aguilera and Kyle Minogue right now and is more than a one-hit wonder, but it’s unclear if she will have that staying power. Though when I first saw Shakira in “Whenever, Wherever” I also though “oh, who is that Britney clone, she might not survive long”. Her nickname back then was “the pan flute [female doggy]” among some music producers I know. Later I saw her live in Mexico City and was convinced that she’s actually talented as a performer and songwriter.
uh um uh
i… dont know what to say…
they need auto tune reallllllllllllllllllllly bad
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 11:19 AM PST up reply actions
no, they need someone to take away their internet access
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by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 11:21 AM PST up reply actions
If you need auto-tune, you shouldn't be singing.
by Timmay! on Mar 5, 2010 2:59 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
More people use it live than you would think. But I agree, in the recording studio it’s become a terrible epidemic and you should be able to do without it if you can repeat your takes. Last week I zapped into “Future Hits” or something on MTV Hits, and the top 3 were all way too autotuned R&B pieces.
Yep, it's definitely (disappointingly) spreading to live performances
Though not to all of them. From Time’s auto-tune article:
But when track after track has perfect pitch, the songs are harder to differentiate from one another—which explains why pop is in a pretty serious lull at the moment. It also changes the way we hear unaffected voices. “The other day, someone was talking about how Aretha Franklin at the Inauguration was a bit pitchy,” says Anderson. “I said, ‘Of course! She was singing!’ And that was a musician talking. People are getting used to hearing things dead on pitch, and it’s changed their expectations.”
Somebody will not use it and get super popular. This is just a phase.
Official Adrian Wojnarowski Hater.
The Ardent Optimist.
I'm not so sure.
It’s pretty much a given for every artist that their producers will run their vocals through auto-tune. Not just new artists either, a lot of veteran artists. If the veteran artists are doing it, it’s likely simply a new phase of post-production.
I would blame T-Pain and the guy who did it for Cher. Timbaland probably loved it too. Not sure someone like Rick Rubin would use it, he rather tries to put the musicians in a certain mood and is no post-production wizard.
The general consensus is the same as yours
The person who produced “Believe”, and T-Pain, with the rest of the artists latching on to it afterward.
who did you have to kill when that was your cover job?
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
I wasn’t really good at it, it was more an extracurricular activity and my focus was on media production not sound production. But my guys and girls did sing!
he probalbly conviced The Hoff to wear that rediculous
jacket that he wore when the Berlin Wall came down
By the way, someone took his friend Proof very literally
40 Oz (some language NSFBE)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqRQeBXXPrQ
[Final Verse – Proof]
I was raised by drunks so I became a drunk
80 Proof on this vodka, that’s the name I want
I’m in the club to beef, you gotta murder me there
Yeah it isn't going away
I think that one of the biggest impacts of the move to digital music/iPods is that it is moving music away from the album format and towards catchy songs, songs which benefit the most from Autotune and other post-production magic.
It won't go away
But its popularity will certainly decrease. People will eventually latch onto something else.
Official Adrian Wojnarowski Hater.
The Ardent Optimist.
Auto-tune isn’t that annoying… Its alright. Makes the good artists stand out.
Official Adrian Wojnarowski Hater.
The Ardent Optimist.
We’re arguing the same point from different angles.
Official Adrian Wojnarowski Hater.
The Ardent Optimist.
You're probably speaking of the overbearing auto-tune stuff
In general, auto-tune’s use will remain, even if not overbearing.
I agree
they are terrible but auto tune would make it sound a little better
basically, a Kesha song without auto tune is going to be garbage
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 3:06 PM PST up reply actions
Kesha isn’t making her money on being a good singer.
Official Adrian Wojnarowski Hater.
The Ardent Optimist.
truth
she makes money on being catchy
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 3:08 PM PST up reply actions
dre's gone soft
"In Batum's case he must realize he is very likely the first Blazer to successfully fight over a pick all season..."
-Ben
according to pdxtrailblazers, rudy got his haircut yesterday. that’s devastating.
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by portlandgiirl91 on Mar 5, 2010 11:29 AM PST reply actions
i hope he got a buzz
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 11:31 AM PST up reply actions
he wanted to look more like me.
it was the right move…..
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 11:31 AM PST up reply actions
he didnt pluck half his hair out...
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 11:33 AM PST up reply actions
well maybe he should!
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 11:38 AM PST up reply actions
ewwwwwwwwww! imagine him with a shave head! i don't want too!
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Mar 5, 2010 11:41 AM PST up reply actions
I hope he did it
the new steve blake!
lol
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 11:42 AM PST up reply actions
highly doubtful. just siick
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by portlandgiirl91 on Mar 5, 2010 11:44 AM PST up reply actions
imagine him with almost no hair
ahahahahaha
or shaved straight bald like trav
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 11:46 AM PST up reply actions
yeah that was what i was saying...
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by portlandgiirl91 on Mar 5, 2010 1:40 PM PST up reply actions
my head isn't devoid of hair....
it’s not like I’m Mortimer!
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 11:50 AM PST up reply actions
on the bright side
his herpes are in remission
wink wink
Life is exhausting when you are this stupid.
sounds like Jonestr’s making a trip to Portland
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by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 11:35 AM PST up reply actions
brbrbrbring brbrbrbring (goes the bike bell)
“COMING THROUGH!!!” exclaims jonestr.
I get the paper, so I don't care!

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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 11:48 AM PST reply actions
"this is where you put the title for SO"
that was a great picture… looks like he’s trying to impersonate a fish jumping
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by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 11:49 AM PST up reply actions
or hes in the club
rubbin on some booty
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 11:49 AM PST up reply actions
is that real?
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 11:51 AM PST up reply actions
i don't remember Ira Newble
going all Chuck Norris on Dunleavey, Jr.
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 11:55 AM PST up reply actions
Since it also shows up in an article on the WSJ site
I am going to say that it is real
Do you remember Bruce Bowen kicking Ruben Wolkowyski in the face?


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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 11:51 AM PST up reply actions
when did that happen?
i don’t remember seeing that on Sportscenter or anything…..that’s crazy….
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 12:01 PM PST up reply actions
looks like an antelope
running from a cheetah
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by HD on Mar 5, 2010 11:54 AM PST up reply actions
Mort wonders how the background was removed so precisely

Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
by 92wastheyear on Mar 5, 2010 12:16 PM PST up reply actions
Usher's ex wife had a heart attack during a liposuction in Brazil a while ago. Then scratched his car later, causing him to call 911.
#Thingstheydonttellyouwhengoingtoaplasticsurgeon
#AmazingwhatyoucanlearnfromwatchingEfor5minutes
“They would chant NBA reject when I was shooting free throws, so…. things change”
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 12:02 PM PST reply actions
really??? I had never heard that before
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 12:12 PM PST up reply actions
I DONT READ THE JD
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 12:12 PM PST up reply actions
that Collider game on physicsgames.net was tough.
but really cool. i had to cheat a couple times to get passed a level.
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LING
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 12:09 PM PST up reply actions
K
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 12:09 PM PST up reply actions
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 12:15 PM PST up reply actions
I gave up at level 12… I didn’t want to cheat
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 12:16 PM PST up reply actions
that was one of the ones i had to cheat on also.
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 12:18 PM PST up reply actions
i just heard this rap line
I’m gonna die in my b-boy stance
if he keeps his word he will be the dopest corpse ever!
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Does Upper Left Corner just bore people into believing Bayless deserves being compared to the NBA elite?
That dude is loquacious.
i don't read his comments enough to know.
but i believe you. it seems like the only conceivable way a person could talk someone in to thinking Bayless should be compared to the NBA elite.
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 12:16 PM PST up reply actions
I like him
I love and hate the guy who replies to every comment in the thread. I wish I could do with Andre only in a negative way with what he does with Bayless.
i see who you mean i think.
i don’t know the main page people that well so i’m not familiar with their styles enough to like them or not like them.
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 12:30 PM PST up reply actions
I like him right now
primarily because people are unnecessarily hard on Jerryd right now so he needs a defender at this point.
totally agree
I don’t understand why people are so down on him right now.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
I sort of am because of all the hype
He’s not playing up to the expectations that were laid out for me by Ben and others.
i guess, but he's gone from horrible to useful and is giving us the best backup PG play we've had in years
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
really??? how do his stats compare to Blake? cause to my eyes, he’s better in some areas and worse in others…
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 12:43 PM PST up reply actions
Blake was a starter.
i had the same thought as you before i remembered this.
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 12:43 PM PST up reply actions
Blake was a back up once Miller was starting…
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 12:45 PM PST up reply actions
well....even i think Jerryd
has been as good as Blake was for us this year.
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 12:46 PM PST up reply actions
yeah, I think the levels are close… Jakes statement just made it sound like Bayless was WAY ahead of anything we’ve had for years
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 12:47 PM PST up reply actions
I see him thinking through the offense, and sometimes forcing his drives to the hoop when the lane really isn’t there… he’s a better scorer than Blake, but doesn’t have the outside shot
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 12:46 PM PST up reply actions
this year?
Bayless has been way better than Blake. WAY better. WAY WAY better.
In fact, while PER isn’t the gospel, Bayless’ is having a better PER season than Blake has ever had.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
I would go as far as to say he's our best backup PG since at least Greg Anthony.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
your running off a skewed sample though because up until Blake was traded, Jerryd’s minutes were erratic and more than a few of his stretches were in mop up duty
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 5, 2010 12:51 PM PST up reply actions
yeah
It’s weird that people act like Rudy could be the PG of the future when his demonstrable skill is shooting, which is less useful and easier to learn than getting to basket. And Rudy doesn’t have an NBA level handle! And Jerryd is 3-4 years younger! He will get better.
i have the orange box, but I’ve only played portal once.
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 5, 2010 12:25 PM PST up reply actions
The full game is a lot of fun.
It’s not a long game. Like Norsk said, it’s a 5 hour game probably. Then you can go through the challenges, which get progressively harder.
If you get further into the game, the female voice who is talking to you will go through some problems.
My NBA Top 5 Newsletter wants to promote Kevin's Top 5 plays of the season ;)
http://www.nba.com/video/channels/nba_tv/2010/02/17/20100217_durant_top5.nba/
- is his crossover on Miller, but overall I’m not terribly impressed by these plays. #4 and #5 are basically broken up plays where Harden sets him up, the others are scenes where he uses his quick first step.
Other topics the NBA would like to stress: Thabeet developing his game in the DL (yeah, right), mic-ed players, Bird and Magic, and the two Italians in Toronto.
Memphis? I think they should have drafted Rubio or Evans and said so back then. I also recommended trading up for Griffin, which was not a good idea considering how easy they were able to land Z-Bo and how well he plays for them.
Portland: I heard about Durant first and thought he would be very good and still think so, but I was for drafting Oden and still am because I think both can be very good and potentially win titles. And we need a very good center which is a rare component with a lot of guys not panning out. But I’m not convinced it’s just the “4 mile point in the marathon” like Dave wrote, and I don’t think Dave would be happy if you had told him Greg would play 1 out of 3 seasons while Durant earns the star label after the draft. For me it all stands and falls with Oden’s ability to stay on the court for which he must be healthy and out of foul trouble. Per minute he is already awesome (he exited the season with a PER above 20 and a visible defensive impact), but that’s not what wins games and more of a theoretical discussion. If he can do that, he’ll be Patrick Ewing/Robert Parish 2.0 and be very valuable. If not, we could get less efficient but more reliable production from a number of bigs and are looking at Bowie/Jordan 2.0. Still too soon to tell, but if Greg misses a lot of the next season too the public opinion will be set against him. In that regard, coming back for the playoffs and playing about as well as he did against Yao would do a lot for him and his standing in the league.
but this won't happen right?
In that regard, coming back for the playoffs and playing about as well as he did against Yao would do a lot for him and his standing in the league.
I don’t think so since the current status of his rehab seems to be “walks without crutches for short distances” and “runs on a (zero gravity?) treadmill”. But for his psyche I think it would be very good though I dread our training staff rushing people back ahead of time at the same time.
I've collected some questions for an economics JD. Not yet sure when I can post it, and if I should provide the answers immediately.
It’s not really serious analysis anyway. I would also like to discuss scenarios at some point. It was interesting to hear that the Blazers seem to use that quite a lot to think about what would happen provided player A does this and team B does that.
Why I love online school
and why it can never work well:
Because I can watch lectures while I’m commenting here.
this is just a one time thing
but it’s pretty pathetic. There’s a “worksheet” that goes along with the lecture. And it has blanks in the PDF that you’re supposed to fill in with the answers from the lecture. Insulting my intelligence I tells ya.
ha,
the online thing has 10 minute breaks built in.
As if I’m not already surfing the internet and eating at the same time.
annnnndddd…..Jay Allen of 95.5 reporting Camby sprained his ankle during practice today.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 12:59 PM PST up reply actions
Not the same ankle as the one he did a little while ago. He ran awkwardly into the basket support.
New Rule:
Portland Centers – do not jump higher then 3 inches for the next 7 months.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
miller can't play center
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by HD on Mar 5, 2010 1:11 PM PST up reply actions
Bring sent for X-rays
Probably nothing but being uber cautious.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Well...
He should be able to run smoothly them…..both wheels bad.
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
Some people
are too easily offended and just need to get a grip/life.
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
that is stupid.
i agree with what the lady says at the end too.
since they had to change it, they should have made the boobs massive, so they’re spilling out of the bikini top. just to point out the dumbness of the original complaint.
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 12:47 PM PST up reply actions
When I read that the neighbors called the cops...
I assumed they lived in Lake Oswego.
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
EK is probably
jumping up and down in his cubicle right now.
assuming he has a cubicle. tonight he will go home and paint a picture of Peppers in a Bears uni. and sing that victory song he’s mentioned.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
in related news cutler is still gonna suck
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by HD on Mar 5, 2010 12:47 PM PST up reply actions
hehe
yeah…..this is probably true
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 12:49 PM PST up reply actions
That's similar to what I was going to say
I was going to say they still need a QB
Whoa, I just realized something. Andre Miller is the Jay Cutler of the Blazers.
I’ve never though cutler has a life in stand up…
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 5, 2010 12:52 PM PST up reply actions
we hit free agency like a comet striking the planet. I haven’t even gone over to the bears blog today—they’ve probably flipped some tables.
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 5, 2010 12:53 PM PST up reply actions
it's super slow at work.
maybe i’ll mosey on over there.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
the Bears signed Chester Taylor...
i missed that one. there’s that running game improvement you were talking about?
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
they also picked up a TE who is like 300lbs—for blocking.
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 5, 2010 1:38 PM PST up reply actions
on that blog people were talking about
the Bears trying to get Brandon Marshall and some safety named Agowe or something?
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
maybe they will draft that
really smart dude name Rolle from FSU.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
that place is funny; I don’t go there much anymore because when things get silly they just shut the thread down. Plus, there is a real fraternity feel to it—like wolves they jump on new posters who might not provide the best posts. like this place, though, you have some people who just know their poop when it comes to football and the team.
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 5, 2010 1:48 PM PST up reply actions
This is...

a) Yours truly at age 13
b) Arvydas Sabonis at age 13
c) Victor Claver at age 13
d) The future of the Washington Wizards
D
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 12:49 PM PST up reply actions
Cheetah!
Well, Hedo is kind of his dream scenario. DX currently says “Theodoros Papaloukas” as his upside. He has some point-forward potential, but also big question marks especially on defense at about the same age as Nic. And 12 points, 5 rebounds, 4 assists in Turkey is good but doesn’t exactly scream Next Scottie Pippen.
Sure, also some guys who would qualify as “undersized bangers”. But problem is that the less skilled guys are handsomely paid in Europe, so they have not that much incentive to try and make it in the NBA where they probably would wash out within 2-3 years. I mean, guys like Darko and Jasikevicius are stars at home or in their leagues and didn’t make much of an impact in the NBA.
i hope after their next game the headline is
“Darko sits, wolves lose anyways”
followed by
“other team only plays until halftime, wolves lose anyways”
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by HD on Mar 5, 2010 1:05 PM PST up reply actions
Sergio Llull has read about what happened to the other Sergio and Rudy in the NBA, and now wants to take it slow coming over
Ouch.
Have to wonder how it will affect, if at all, Ricky Rubio. I’d think he wouldn’t be worried about it.
No, he has the talent to be a surefire starter and he would demand the closest thing to guaranteed minutes he can get. I think it could be both a good thing and a bad thing. The NBA wants players who are ready to take over a la Scola, and does not want Euro players who linger around. Rudy kind of played in Spain until he was having success and ready to come over (he has the malus of playing behind Roy, but his talent is there). Sergio arguably came over too early.
On the other hand, some guys who have the talent to make it might decide against it, simply because they can be a star at home with less risk/work. I’m looking at Victor Claver and a few bigs.
lol look how scrawny JP use to be
http://www.slamonline.com/online/nba/2010/03/twice-as-nice/
loveisrespect
ugh collison wants to be a hipster
Collison said of Pendergraph, as he pulled back the zipper and closed his Little Mermaid suitcase.
doesn’t he know that was only ironic for like a few weeks like a year ago. if DC is gonna ever be a real hipster he needs to learn to stay one step ahead of everyone not 10 steps behind. maybe he is so far behind that it has become ironic again, or he knows its behind and he is being ironically late with his irony. my hipdar doesn’t know how to rate DC
signed,
hipster dan
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by HD on Mar 5, 2010 1:53 PM PST up reply actions
wth u confusing
anywho i didn’t actually read the full article but ’ Little Mermaid suitcase’ hahahahhaha!
hipster dan?
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Mar 5, 2010 2:01 PM PST up reply actions
it's a nickname morty gave me
also i like to use it as a persona
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by HD on Mar 5, 2010 2:05 PM PST up reply actions
ever heard of a joke?
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by HD on Mar 5, 2010 2:03 PM PST up reply actions
what do you do with an elephant with three balls?
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 5, 2010 2:04 PM PST up reply actions
i love coco
@ConanObrien: I’ve decided to follow someone at random. She likes peanut butter and gummy dinosaurs. Sarah Killen, your life is about to change.
now this chick is a trending topic on twitter
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that's really funny.
it was funny to look at her responses. she’s all excited now. hahaha
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suns, denver, warriors
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 1:58 PM PST up reply actions
knicks
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 1:58 PM PST up reply actions
twolves
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
how about....
the L*kers…..
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
oh well....
i was stunned the twolves weren’t right so i’m just randomley guessing now.
memphis?
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
cleveland?
philly?
new jersey?
san antonio?
sacromento?
boston?
milwaukee?
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
haha....
it was gonna come down to just naming every team eventually.
i’m just ahead of the curve…..or something ;-)
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
Final answer
1. Milwaukee 108
2. Chicago 106.5
3. Utah 106.3
4. Cleveland 105
5. Phoenix 101.5
6. Miami 101
There was just a crazy story on Wheels at work about the trade between Chicago and Seattle in 94 that would have sent Pippen to the Sonics and Kemp to the Bulls.
Evidently it was a done deal, so close that both teams had already made press presentations and highlight reels, but the story broke in both cities before the ink had been put to paper on local sports radio stations, with the Seattle owner panicking due to fan outrage and he pulled out at the last second. Wow. That trade could ( probably would ) have changed the face of the current NBA. Seattle would probably still be there and maybe with a banner or two.
"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden
Yeah all 800 lbs of him.
"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden
by dario argento on Mar 5, 2010 2:17 PM PST up reply actions
Did you read that book?
"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden
by dario argento on Mar 5, 2010 2:17 PM PST up reply actions
Yes. I liked a lot of the stories though it’s not the all-encompassing basketball almanac. And in some of his current columns and podcast he seems surprised how fast things can change that would warrant changes. E.g. now he seems to think that Shaq might not be the great teammate after all and Kobe the evil plotter who drove him out of town.
I do like his writing style, just not the Blazer hate. Maybe I'll read it if I see it for cheap.
"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden
by dario argento on Mar 5, 2010 2:22 PM PST up reply actions
Apart from the obvious chapter where he outlines what all went wrong in the Bowie pick and why that was a dumb idea not just in retrospect but back then too there’s not much hate.
Sweet. I think I'll get it.
"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden
by dario argento on Mar 5, 2010 2:26 PM PST up reply actions
Wheels had the guy who broke the story on, which was cool cuz wheels was the radio host in Seattle who first reported it and caused all the fan outrage.
"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden
by dario argento on Mar 5, 2010 2:16 PM PST up reply actions
not much.
kind of a slow day.
i read this interesting thing about Lost today. here
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
That is interesting.
Actually that sounds like it might be what they’re planning.
Official Adrian Wojnarowski Hater.
The Ardent Optimist.
it made a tone of sense to me.
i almost wish i hadn’t read it actually. hahaha
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
excuse me. proper sentence. what is up?
howyanotgunnanoewatdatmean?
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Mar 5, 2010 2:26 PM PST up reply actions
Lol
I just got outta class and am procrastinating on paper writing.
Official Adrian Wojnarowski Hater.
The Ardent Optimist.
Camby injured during practice today.
Questionable for Sunday’s game at Denver.
"Batum must be french for:
being at the right place at the right time"
- StudMuffin15 @ Rufus On Fire
"I don't always read blogs regarding the Trail Blazers
...but when I do... I read Blazers Edge."
- resurrect_ha28
" I would trade our entire team for Brandon Roy"
- by Slick4President @ Indy Cornrows
by FiveOhThree-RipCity!! on Mar 5, 2010 2:12 PM PST reply actions
NO WAY
THIS IS BREAKING NEWS
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 2:13 PM PST up reply actions
LOL!! just got here so I will assume this has been covered.
"Batum must be french for:
being at the right place at the right time"
- StudMuffin15 @ Rufus On Fire
"I don't always read blogs regarding the Trail Blazers
...but when I do... I read Blazers Edge."
- resurrect_ha28
" I would trade our entire team for Brandon Roy"
- by Slick4President @ Indy Cornrows
by FiveOhThree-RipCity!! on Mar 5, 2010 2:14 PM PST up reply actions
yeah it has.
but don’t worry about DS….he’s just a pot calling the kettle black.
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:)
:)
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 2:15 PM PST up reply actions
that is why i hate this junk
cause a mexican made it
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 2:53 PM PST up reply actions
i think he just means it's not shocking. it was only previously mentioned in brief.
good thing we have three days off.
hating advanced stats since 1980
Rudy-hater, Bayless-hater, Coolio-hater
Oden*fanboy, Batum*fanboy, MMA*fanboy
i hope the doctor figures out a way to help you solve the caps lock that is plaguing your life. maybe one day, you can live lower case like the rest of us.
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 5, 2010 2:15 PM PST up reply actions
I JUST HOLD THE SHIFT
CAPS LOCK SUCKS
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 2:15 PM PST up reply actions
i use my thumbs
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 2:17 PM PST up reply actions
It must take you a long time to type.
"Batum must be french for:
being at the right place at the right time"
- StudMuffin15 @ Rufus On Fire
"I don't always read blogs regarding the Trail Blazers
...but when I do... I read Blazers Edge."
- resurrect_ha28
" I would trade our entire team for Brandon Roy"
- by Slick4President @ Indy Cornrows
by FiveOhThree-RipCity!! on Mar 5, 2010 2:18 PM PST up reply actions
Another day, another Blazer center injury.
"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden
by dario argento on Mar 5, 2010 2:17 PM PST up reply actions
Is small ball the answer?
"Batum must be french for:
being at the right place at the right time"
- StudMuffin15 @ Rufus On Fire
"I don't always read blogs regarding the Trail Blazers
...but when I do... I read Blazers Edge."
- resurrect_ha28
" I would trade our entire team for Brandon Roy"
- by Slick4President @ Indy Cornrows
by FiveOhThree-RipCity!! on Mar 5, 2010 2:18 PM PST up reply actions
Whiskey is the answer for me.
"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden
by dario argento on Mar 5, 2010 2:27 PM PST up reply actions
ow
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 2:19 PM PST up reply actions
cats suck the goo that was your eyeball (you cut yourself off there)
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 5, 2010 2:22 PM PST up reply actions
i always knew those things were up to no good.
it’s why these are waaaaaaaaaaay better.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
i’d like to hear a hypothesis for why dogs haven’t taken the internet by storm the way cats have.
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 5, 2010 2:23 PM PST up reply actions
cats are more like people so people want to study them more.
dogs are friendly and cool and awesome and loveable. They are like kittens that never grow up. if cats could stay kittens, they’d be way cooler. but anyway, people don’t care as much about dogs because there is nothing not to like about them. with cats, we celebrate the good things because it helps us forget about all the bad things.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
if cats are like people, but we don’t watch dogs because there is nothing not to like about them, then it’s necessary that there are things to not like about people which is commensurate with how much we’re interested in them, on the webs.
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 5, 2010 2:31 PM PST up reply actions
there are tons of things not to like about people.
our civilization is nearly devoted to figuring out how to get people to get along together. that’s how much stuff there is to not like about people.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
On my room mates car there is a bite mark in the rear bumper from a tiger while on safari.
Silver linings. Silver linings. Silver linings.
holy moly!
do no mess with tigers!
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
When is this from?
"Batum must be french for:
being at the right place at the right time"
- StudMuffin15 @ Rufus On Fire
"I don't always read blogs regarding the Trail Blazers
...but when I do... I read Blazers Edge."
- resurrect_ha28
" I would trade our entire team for Brandon Roy"
- by Slick4President @ Indy Cornrows
by FiveOhThree-RipCity!! on Mar 5, 2010 2:29 PM PST up reply actions
He says he wants full dreads. Wow. That would be a big change and AWESOME.
"What people need to know is that those pictures were taken a year and a half ago, and I've grown since then." - Greg Oden
by dario argento on Mar 5, 2010 2:30 PM PST up reply actions
that would be awesome....
but not as awesome as a gigantic afro
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
full dread + his old man beard would make him look really intimidating
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
that's true.
but come on, Ark, you know as well as I do a fro would be super awesome.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
oh, no doubt… I’d love to see him go World B Free style
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
that's what i'm talkin about!
someone needs to convince LA to grow a beard and dreads…..i wonder if that would help him rebound. or, actually, Pendy needs to make the beard/dreads combo happen.
next time I see his uncle in a gdt i’ll try and remember to mention it.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
Afros are awesome.
I think dreads are lame, but to each their own.
by Nick Van Excellent on Mar 6, 2010 2:32 AM PST up reply actions
Concurred
No offense if anyone has dreads, but I think they look stinky, dirty, and obtrusive. I hate you if you have one and I hope I offend you.
Afros are awesome and beautiful.
#52
Whatchoo talkin bout
Dreads are freaking radtastic.
Official Adrian Wojnarowski Hater.
The Ardent Optimist.
There's no accounting for taste.
I just think they look like thin pieces of poop hanging from someones head.
They also remind me of things I really hate like rapcore, body odor, patchouli, drum circles, my boss, etc
by Nick Van Excellent on Mar 6, 2010 3:47 AM PST up reply actions
BG style!

Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 2:39 PM PST up reply actions
that's intimidating as hell
i can just see bynum shaking in his sneaks at the thought of having to guard him.
where do you guys come up with all these pics that always seemingly fit perfectly into the conversation?
"Batum must be french for:
being at the right place at the right time"
- StudMuffin15 @ Rufus On Fire
"I don't always read blogs regarding the Trail Blazers
...but when I do... I read Blazers Edge."
- resurrect_ha28
" I would trade our entire team for Brandon Roy"
- by Slick4President @ Indy Cornrows
by FiveOhThree-RipCity!! on Mar 5, 2010 2:41 PM PST up reply actions
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 2:49 PM PST up reply actions
Glad I'm not the only one who thought of Brian.
And Chris Bosh.
My wife is worried he’ll look like a 7 foot Sideshow Bob.
ahhhh
blazers and their hairstyles
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Mar 5, 2010 2:33 PM PST up reply actions
i think Nate’s hairstyle is the best
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
Everybody's gettin together for the playoff push
I like it.
Official Adrian Wojnarowski Hater.
The Ardent Optimist.
this is old... from pre-season
and Odens don’t make him look homeless
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
sweeeeeeeeet
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 2:38 PM PST up reply actions
yes!!!!!! finally
i was hoping for a big ben style fromm but dreads would be equally as awesome
the few, the proud, the blazers
by HD on Mar 5, 2010 3:06 PM PST up reply actions
i bet he grows them and then gets rid of them before the next season starts
Greg Oden’s new hairstyle, which he calls “brother dreads.” Says he’s trying to go full dreads for the summer
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 3:07 PM PST up reply actions
The people have spoken, he’s not allowed to get rid of it now
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
agree
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 3:13 PM PST up reply actions
not if i start a petition for him to keep them
and get 1 million signatures
the few, the proud, the blazers
by HD on Mar 5, 2010 3:11 PM PST up reply actions
can i be the first to sign?
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 3:13 PM PST up reply actions
you mean you haven't made a
facebook “become a fan of GO’s dreads” page yet?
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
DUDE
im gonna
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 3:15 PM PST up reply actions
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 3:21 PM PST up reply actions
im thinking about making an oden dreads blog
and chronicling the progress of his dreads, but so far there is only one picture
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by HD on Mar 5, 2010 3:21 PM PST up reply actions
He’s writing an article on Kevin Durant’s rebounding Shake.
Official Adrian Wojnarowski Hater.
The Ardent Optimist.
by fajunga on Mar 5, 2010 3:50 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I heard they went to a special strip club (or paid extra ...I am not sure)
Evidently it is tailor made for guys like them….all the strippers dress up like Deanna Troi and 7 of 9
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
Gillian Anderson?
I remember the brouhaha when some old movie she did where she showed a nipple for .5 seconds was released.
#52
I never watched the X-Files and I don't need to tell ya she isn't my type
You can find the scenes online somewhere easily enough if ya wanted to.
#52
Good call on that
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
Dorkapalooza, I believe
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
by jksnake99 on Mar 5, 2010 3:59 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
too bad he cant gain height... he will not be an effective center... ever.
"Batum must be french for:
being at the right place at the right time"
- StudMuffin15 @ Rufus On Fire
"I don't always read blogs regarding the Trail Blazers
...but when I do... I read Blazers Edge."
- resurrect_ha28
" I would trade our entire team for Brandon Roy"
- by Slick4President @ Indy Cornrows
by FiveOhThree-RipCity!! on Mar 5, 2010 2:34 PM PST up reply actions
he should study Chuck Hayes
"In Batum's case he must realize he is very likely the first Blazer to successfully fight over a pick all season..."
-Ben
He's already a better offensive player than Hayes
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
no one should study hayes on offense
however, his ability to play tough defense at the center position while giving up 5-6 inches to his opponent is very impressive
"In Batum's case he must realize he is very likely the first Blazer to successfully fight over a pick all season..."
-Ben
I agree
Its not Hayes’ fault the Rockets are careening towards the land of ping pong balls and April tee times for golf.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
it's no one's fault, really
unless you want to blame Yao
That’s a scary team next year, though. Assuming, of course, Yao can still play at a high level.
Brooks
Martin
Ariza
Scola
Yao
Everyone on that lineup can score.
"In Batum's case he must realize he is very likely the first Blazer to successfully fight over a pick all season..."
-Ben
She's not as attractive as I would have thought...
"Batum must be french for:
being at the right place at the right time"
- StudMuffin15 @ Rufus On Fire
"I don't always read blogs regarding the Trail Blazers
...but when I do... I read Blazers Edge."
- resurrect_ha28
" I would trade our entire team for Brandon Roy"
- by Slick4President @ Indy Cornrows
by FiveOhThree-RipCity!! on Mar 5, 2010 2:39 PM PST up reply actions
Turrible, thats just turrible.
"Batum must be french for:
being at the right place at the right time"
- StudMuffin15 @ Rufus On Fire
"I don't always read blogs regarding the Trail Blazers
...but when I do... I read Blazers Edge."
- resurrect_ha28
" I would trade our entire team for Brandon Roy"
- by Slick4President @ Indy Cornrows
by FiveOhThree-RipCity!! on Mar 5, 2010 2:46 PM PST up reply actions
meh...
i could do that…
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
it's not like they were poisonous.
i can’t believe the world record was only 75…..
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
kinda.
some are worse than others. i wouldn’t get in there with any kind of spiders. but the ones that kid was using didn’t look so bad. i’d rather have bigger ones so i could tell where they are.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
i've seen that guy at Blazer games
on the big screen
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
and no, i don't mean Brandon Roy.
i mean the guy in the spandex
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
I think that guy has posted here as well
I ♥ Julie Chu
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Mar 5, 2010 4:34 PM PST up reply actions
Is it you ?
the package looks small enough
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
I scoff at your pedantic attempts to ridicule me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oavMtUWDBTM
I ♥ Julie Chu
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Mar 5, 2010 8:19 PM PST up reply actions
I scoff at your package
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
Look at the photo again
you can definitely track his male package
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
You is Pee is
(USPS)
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
Sure......the traking number is 3
(inches)
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
I DONT KNOW WHO I HATE MORE YOU OR HITLER
I ♥ Julie Chu
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Mar 6, 2010 4:59 AM PST up reply actions
Hmm. She's cute as a button. Without makeup and a bunch of bling. Her bag,
however, looks like it’s from Coach. $$$$$
#52
For a family with as much money as they've got
Coach isn’t an expensive bag, is it? Less than Louis Vuitton?
#52
Coach is one of the least expensive name brands.
I think her purse is actually Louis Vuitton which is a lot more $$$$$ (aka thousands as opposed to hundreds).
#52
I ain't heard of Sandstorm or Bridge
I would only know about Coach and LV (I think Louis Vuitton’s are super ugly, with the LV all over it, most of their designs) because of the ex.
#52
I have bought a Coach purse before, for my ex
And it was expensive, but expensive for me, not for a millionaire.
#52
Coach purses are about $300-$400 on average probably.
Expensive for us normal people! But Louis Vuitton are like $2,000. A mortgage payment!
#52
i’ve had the same 15 dollar wallet for around 10 years or so.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
Only reason I stopped using it
It doesn’t have a good place to put debit cards, student ID cards, etc.
#52
it is.
i need a new one. hahaha
just one of those things where i go to buy it and think, i have to spend money for this thing to hold my money? and then go buy a DVD instead.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
I thought she liked LV, but I had heard her wrong
And I had bought one from Pioneer Place, but it was, like, $500 bucks. It was dumb.
Luckily, she admitted that she actually didn’t like LV and didn’t want me to spend so much on a present, so we returned it and got a Coach at the outlet mall at the coast.
#52
Coach outlets ftw!
My brother bought a LV wallet when he was a dumb teenager. Even I thought it was a waste of money.
#52
It was a medium sized purse, too... the LV one
It was too big for her, actually, which was another reason to return it.
I thought it was so ugly.
#52
I hate logos in general
I wear nothing with a logo, besides my New Balance shoes. If I can get shoes that fit my feet and are comfy with no logos, I would.
#52
I just cut the logos off
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Mar 5, 2010 7:24 PM PST up reply actions
I like the holes, it shows off my profundity of hair
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Mar 5, 2010 7:28 PM PST up reply actions
I guess you don't like majestic majesty
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Mar 5, 2010 7:31 PM PST up reply actions
He got a standing O
As well he should. Respect Roy, and you can still hate the uni.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
dang she looks pissed.
his middle finger is huge.
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Mar 5, 2010 2:53 PM PST up reply actions
if i wasn't feeling lazy
i would photoshop roy’s fiance into pictures of people dunking ferociously with the words “roy’s fiance is unimpressed” next to her. she is going to be bigger than the pryz meme!
the few, the proud, the blazers
by HD on Mar 5, 2010 3:17 PM PST up reply actions
ESPN gets it
In their Insider article on Rookies, small excerpt:
Emphasis mine.
But the fact is, Oden was playing at an All-Star level when he went down with his latest knee injury, and he still has a chance to be very special. If we lump him with his rookie class of 2008-09, instead of with the 2007-08 class (he and Durant headed up the draft in 2007, but Oden missed what would have been his rookie season), then he has a chance to come out No. 1 in his class and give the West one of the dominant big men in the game.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Fair enough
Still good to see someone recognize the truth.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
The Bobcats got our injury luck on centers
Starting Theo Ralitff since their other three bigs will be out tonight vs. LA.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
If the Spurs careen into a ditch and flame out
Possible.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
no way
Spurs will hold off Memphis by at least 4 games. Book it.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
I don't know
Memphis is 4 games back with 20 (for them) to play. I think Memphis is too inconsistent to take advantage of the Spurs’ tough closing schedule and injuries.
"In Batum's case he must realize he is very likely the first Blazer to successfully fight over a pick all season..."
-Ben
I agree
I didn’t even mind them beating the Bulls last night… I do not worry about Memphis at all. I doubt they’ll pass us or the Spurs.
#52
It would take something fairly dramatic to knock Portland or San Antonio out of the playoffs.
Hard to see it happening.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
Jake, your pessimism is really buggin' me!
there is every chance Portland could get….oh….wait….
carry on, good sir….
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
SA has a really tough schedule and they have not been beating.500 + teams this year
by southern oregon on Mar 5, 2010 3:23 PM PST up reply actions
Maybe the Spurs drop back but the Suns catch us?
The Suns have a lot of home games and a only one fairly easy 5-game road trip against the worst of the East.
Suns have the inside track at the 5 seed
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
Stephon Marbury was selected as a reserve for the Chinese basketball league All-Star Game
Lol, guess the Chinese voting effect doesn’t go both ways
Bye Bye

I get the paper, so I don't care!
by Name's Ash on Mar 5, 2010 3:19 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
do those get big?
I only fish for salmon. And by fish I mean stick a net into the river and wait for a salmon to swim into it.
Are you talking about Travis?
Because Los Angeles is a really big pond!!!!
"I don't feel like I'm going to be happy or complete until I'm an All-Star. My favorite example is that it took Chauncey six, seven years. And Chauncey's been a mentor for me, and I've learned a lot from him in these last couple years. So, people can say what they want, but I'll get the last laugh. " - Bayless
ash girl i wasn't giving you credit! dork!
but it’s truly a great photo. i take it it’s in mississippi
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Mar 5, 2010 3:39 PM PST up reply actions
based on yore recent history, I couldn't be sure
You always credit dougall.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
that was one time. smh.
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Mar 5, 2010 3:42 PM PST up reply actions
okay - yore forgiven
Why do you think Outlaw has a band-aid on his elbow?
I get the paper, so I don't care!
scola is thinking the same thing
the few, the proud, the blazers
by HD on Mar 5, 2010 3:24 PM PST up reply actions
they playing okc right?
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Mar 5, 2010 3:26 PM PST up reply actions
I'm going to the game!
The addtion of Blake/Outlaw makes the Clips even easier to cheer for tonight.
by samuelleejackson on Mar 5, 2010 5:04 PM PST up reply actions
no, i don't think so
’Fro Greg would dominate any sort of awesome contest between differently hair styled Gregs.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
oooo
i hadn’t considered that.
that would be a close matchup
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
Nothing beats Kimbo Slice Greg.
"I don't feel like I'm going to be happy or complete until I'm an All-Star. My favorite example is that it took Chauncey six, seven years. And Chauncey's been a mentor for me, and I've learned a lot from him in these last couple years. So, people can say what they want, but I'll get the last laugh. " - Bayless
if done right, yes
maybe he will go the diante jackson route and have his dreads match the teams colors.
the few, the proud, the blazers
by HD on Mar 5, 2010 3:34 PM PST up reply actions
Like, black?
"I don't feel like I'm going to be happy or complete until I'm an All-Star. My favorite example is that it took Chauncey six, seven years. And Chauncey's been a mentor for me, and I've learned a lot from him in these last couple years. So, people can say what they want, but I'll get the last laugh. " - Bayless
I can't, I'm trying to picture it and it's just not working.
Silver linings. Silver linings. Silver linings.
first oden dreads and now this, my day couldn't get any better
@DonGlover: Community just got picked up for a second season.
@dannypudi Drizzle drizzle! NBC picked us up for Season 2 of Greendale shennanigans.
the few, the proud, the blazers
No surprise. They picked up Parks and Rec, which was the lowest rated of the 4 shows
Community, Office and 30 Rock’s renewals were inevitable. Good idea for NBC to keep a Thursday comedy block intact for a while.
And checking the news, it looks like 30 Rock and The Office were indeed renewed too.
Good to hear, even if the Office is taking a dive this year.
the cast is just so ding dang adorable
"im sorry to say this but you have to work with chevy for another season
the few, the proud, the blazers
by HD on Mar 5, 2010 3:39 PM PST up reply actions
this sounded really interesting to me. Nate’s always been aware that he could be gone in a flash.
“It’s going to come to an end,” McMillan said, laughing. "You’re judged every single day, every single game on what you do. So you can never get comfortable, and you know it. So you don’t put a lot of pictures up in your office.
“All that stuff I have, you can sweep in a box. Two minutes, I’m out. Not a lot of stuff in there, and no holes in my walls.”
They’ll never know he was there.
“They won’t,” he said with a big smile. “Two minutes, I’m gone.”
#52
Sounds like someone with a terminal illness.
Official Adrian Wojnarowski Hater.
The Ardent Optimist.
A guy told me one time, “Don’t let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.”
I ♥ Julie Chu
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Mar 5, 2010 4:17 PM PST up reply actions
nice…..
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
I'm calling him Nate McCauley from now on
I ♥ Julie Chu
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Mar 5, 2010 5:01 PM PST up reply actions
he was really nice when i met him at the season ticket holder party
unlike a certain color commentator…..
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 3:45 PM PST up reply actions
not rice
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 3:48 PM PST up reply actions
i love mike rice
met him a few times. hes a baller!
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 3:48 PM PST up reply actions
Antonio Harvey?
I heard a bad story about him.
Official Adrian Wojnarowski Hater.
The Ardent Optimist.
i've heard he's not the coolest guy as well.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
He seems like a real tool on the air
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
i'm not a big fan of his.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
'Tone isn't a nice guy?
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
he's a good guy and a good coach
just not an elite level head coach, at least not without some pretty amazing assistants.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
Yeah, teams tend to fire coaches instead of players when the chemistry is gone, and every coach is very aware of that.
Yep it's always easier to change a coach than change a team
And usually the fans are cool with a coaching change unless they’re really attached. By the time a coach could be on the block, the fans are never attached anymore.
stomach pains
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 3:58 PM PST up reply actions
is that like “severe stomach cramps”?
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
TORONTO — Raptors forward Chris Bosh was sent to a hospital with severe stomach pains before Friday night’s game against the New York Knicks, the seventh straight game he’s missed.
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 4:08 PM PST up reply actions
The other games were with an ankle sprain. Stomach pains aren’t fun, but unless he has a major disease or a problem with his cecum it’s probably over fast with an antispasmodic and some rest.
Is it bad that this made me search for who has missed time because of one?
1987-07-20 Nuggets Bill Hanzlik appendectomy (out indefinitely)
2000-03-19 Suns Rex Chapman appendectomy (DNP) (out 2-3 weeks)
2003-01-04 Celtics Ruben Wolkowyski appendectomy (out 3-4 weeks)
2004-12-08 Clippers Chris Kaman appendectomy (out 2-3 weeks)
2005-02-06 Mavericks Marquis Daniels appendectomy (DNP)
2007-03-19 Raptors Andrea Bargnani appendectomy (out for season)
2007-07-13 Warriors Adonal Foyle appendectomy (out indefinitely)
2008-01-09 Suns Grant Hill appendectomy (out 2-3 weeks)
2008-02-21 Warriors Andris Biedrins appendectomy (out indefinitely)
To be fair
It was nearly the end of March when Bargs had his.
Official Adrian Wojnarowski Hater.
The Ardent Optimist.
My Dad has a story about an obese woman who went to emergency with stomach cramps
She was starting labor and did not know she was pregnant
by southern oregon on Mar 5, 2010 4:10 PM PST up reply actions
Honestly how do you get that far along with a pregnancy and not realize that you haven't had a period in close to a year?
i asked someone this very question.
she is a nurse. she said that sometimes women who are very obese have very irregular periods anyway, so the time between periods might not be out of the norm. but that still seems very out odd not to notice.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
An irregular period (bouncing between 20 and 40 days) is one thing
but more than 200 days seems like a stretch.
that's what i thought too.
i’m just relaying the information i heard. who knows…..maybe there is a level of unhealthiness for a woman that would bring on that level of irregularity.
oh the mysteries of women……
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
i've heard similar stories.
i heard one where the woman was at home, went to the toilet cause she thought she needed to go #2 and a baby came out.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
(comment deleted)
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
If Tom made this comment
I would have asked if it was his Mother
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
They're active on a few other sites too
Large population in a small geographical area. Plenty of people to talk basketball.
Pretty much every other team’s fans ask “Why is the Blazer blog so active?”
tyler you didn't really just make that fan page did you..
smh
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Mar 5, 2010 4:18 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
hahahahahahaha
i almost want to rec this…..ah what the heck..
rec
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
i don't see what's so funny
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Mar 5, 2010 4:31 PM PST up reply actions
cause DS is always joining fan page things or making fan page things for all sorts of stuff. so that comment is funny to me because it points out the ridiculousness of him doing that.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
ive only made 2 now
one is for the get well greg and this one for dreads
i know people who are fans of wayyyyyyy more stuff than i am
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 4:33 PM PST up reply actions
bull
every time i log in ur always at the top
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Mar 5, 2010 4:35 PM PST up reply actions
ok my friend nicole is a fan of 1847 things
im a fan of 661
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 4:37 PM PST up reply actions
that's insane
i’m a fan of 137.
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Mar 5, 2010 4:40 PM PST up reply actions
oooh i found someone else who is a fan of 1987 things
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 4:41 PM PST up reply actions
YEAH DUDE!
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 4:22 PM PST up reply actions
i don't have facebook.
i prefer real life friends.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
is that so you can pretend you’re in an orgy?
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
if i had to guess…..
i’d say you name the thumb Captain Janeway, the index finger Princess Leia, the middle finger Luke Skywalker, the 4th finger Kirk, and the pinky finger Han Solo.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
hahaha
a lefty huh?
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
yeah buddy
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 4:25 PM PST up reply actions
funny i was listening to him earlier
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Mar 5, 2010 4:36 PM PST up reply actions
Natty Dread is my favorite album
No Peter Tosh or Bunny but you have the I-Threes…
I ♥ Julie Chu
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Mar 5, 2010 5:00 PM PST up reply actions
Why the hell arent you a fan???
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 4:26 PM PST up reply actions
cuz i'm not a fan of his new hairdo. doi.
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Mar 5, 2010 4:32 PM PST up reply actions
you're no fun
ITS AWESOME
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 4:32 PM PST up reply actions
ESPN would like to point out that the Hornets want to keep Chris Paul despite the good play of Darren Collison
Maybe we should trade for Collison
Anybody think about this?
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The Ardent Optimist.
Its a better idea than many of the ideas for trades
in that it has a snowballs chance in heck of happening.
But one of the big problems is going to get salaries to match up because Collison makes almost nothing (in NBA terms). So then the Blazers would have to take on one of NOs bad contracts and give up some good talent (Bayless+Rudy), but then do the salaries match?
Next spring they'll have JPEC to take back a bad contract.
Assuming Collison isn’t simply having a Jennings-level start to his career then settles back down.
I had forgotten about Przy's EC
something like Przy+Rudy+Bayless for Collison+Posey as the principals seem to be the basis of such a trade.
Even though I know Przy has an expiring deal next year
When I just read “JPEC” as a way to take back a bad contract, I thought “nuh uh, Jeff Pendergraph makes like a million bucks at MOST”.
#52
I'm worried Joel won't get back to 100%
And if that happens, within minutes he’ll becoming JPEC to the whole fan base.
Collison is pretty good. He was underwhelming in his last two college years though. I didn’t think he was this good.
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Maybe he just got bored with college basketball
or he hated playing in the same backcourt with Westbrook and J’rue Holiday
I might be overestimating him
IDK… I just want CP3 to come here.
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Hahah
You can’t argue either way cause they won’t let any of their damn point guards go.
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I honestly have no idea what they do that is special for the PGs
I think Sloan’s system definitely helps Deron compile big assist numbers, even though I also think he’s a good PG at the same time.
TNT last night… yeesh, all the “Deron is the best PG, no offense to Chris Paul”. HOW is that said by people who follow basketball?
#52
Heheh. Some people like what he does more. Thats all.
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martell and rudy
bayless for backup 2
yessssssssssss
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 4:35 PM PST up reply actions
collison > paul
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 4:29 PM PST up reply actions
Also
Any reports on how Oden was moving?
I see L-Train said Oden hopes to be back for the playoffs still… is it just an unrealistic hope still?
#52
he was running on a treadmill i guess.....
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 4:49 PM PST up reply actions
Zero gravity treadmill thingy
Where did I read that? I musta’ read it this morning before I left the house somewhere.
#52
He took a step in the right direction Wednesday when he ran on the treadmill for the first time since undergoing surgery in December to reattach his broken left kneecap.
Oden now practically lives in the weight room, working to strengthen his leg. It’s a long shot, but he hopes to return before the season ends.
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 4:55 PM PST up reply actions
yah
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 4:58 PM PST up reply actions
indy didnt specify
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 5:06 PM PST up reply actions
Opening paragraph
PORTLAND, Ore. — Greg Oden slowly jogged on an anti-gravity treadmill earlier this week as his Portland Trail Blazers teammates wrapped up a morning practice session.
#52
That's what I figure, but I haven't researched it fully
I presume it gives him full range of motion without stressing the joint with too much weight.
I know Nash uses one to run on
For his back and old man joints. And Grant Hill.
YAY we’re just like the Suns now!
#52
You are in some kind of suspended harness I think. Though you could get a similar effect from using an orbital trainer.
Actually it is based on what astronauts rest to exercise in space
The is a blurb about it in this month’s Costco magazine. Apparently the marketer’s dad had the prototype of the NASA version just sitting around in the garage and the marketer decided to use that as a way to get experience for his masters program.
Get the shake accepted by all!
He’s pals with KP2, is into stats, I’m sure he’s going to be edumacated.
#52
Ben said that Dave detailed him to the sports conference
although it is unclear what that actually means.
Or the people there who think of numbers as religion will make him put faith in them even more!!!!
#52
I think the conference is misunderstood. Most of the idea is how to put numbers in context. That’s why they have Lewis, Simmons, Morey, and Polian on a panel. They’re talking about how numbers are overused and misused for a portion of the conference.
#52
To enlighten those MIT dorks
Though they would need some graduates from real ivy league schools for that ;)
I kind of like adding some guys who tell the nerds what stats don’t yet see, though you don’t have to tell that to Morey. I also hope someone asks Cuban if he really thinks Dirk and Kidd are top 3 in the NBA like his Z-score said.
Of course he does
here is how Z-score is calculated:
- Make LeBron #1
- Put Dirk and Kidd really high
- some statistical stuff
also ...
greg now has dreads and he’s running and hoping to be back by playoffs
33 year old jewish man born in brighton!!! go yanks!
Nice!
Generally I don’t like dreads though. I want him to have a high top fade. There hasn’t been a better haircut since then. Even do the Gumby, that’s good too. Sumthin’ early 90s.
Or a full out FRO. And don’t comb it, let it grow wild so he looks like he was just captured in the jungle and put on the basketball court, like a wild animal.
#52
camby has been hit by high levels of gamma rays.
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 5, 2010 4:36 PM PST up reply actions
i’m placing jennifer connelly in my personal protective custody.
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 5, 2010 4:37 PM PST up reply actions
Cptn Janeway and Luke Skywalker are gonna be jealous
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
depends which digits are the good captain and luke
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
i believe they were thumb and middle finger.
it’s in a comment up there somewhere….
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
I found B.o.B mixtapes!!!!!!
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 4:38 PM PST up reply actions
i don’t need mixtapes when i bring the beer—i’ve got my own band for theme music.
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 5, 2010 4:39 PM PST up reply actions
Couple minutes ago, Sergio did my favorite move of his
And it ain’t his beautiful passes… it’s when he drives, and comes to a stop under the basket, and pump fakes. It ALWAYS works and the defender goes flying, and then he lays it in. It’s cute.
#52
Yeah for $160 million it should at least come with a helipad/basketball court
this seems like a bad value for the money
Ok... if the Knicks lose tonight to the Crappy Rappytors and get the Jazz a top 5 pick overall because they keep sucking
I will curse them to not get ANY free agent of value this season. Not even Joe Johnson. At MOST, Rudy Gay.
Everyone will stay on their team or go to Miami or sumthin’. UNLESS THEY MAKE THE JAZZ HAVE NOT SO GOOD A PICK.
The choice is theirs.
#52
No Bosh makes a NY win at least possible
by southern oregon on Mar 5, 2010 5:16 PM PST up reply actions
Knicks down 1 at halftime
They GOTTA win. The Raptors suck so much. Especially with no Boshy poo.
#52
I checked the standings
The Raps are the 5th seed. Man. 31 and 28. They are not a very good team. The East sucks again.
#52
I HAD A VISION
We end this season well, get fan expectations high, Oden is able to come back for the playoffs, and if/when we lose that 1st game on the road, people say IS ODEN RUINING OUR CHEMISTRY? WE SHOULD SIT ODEN.
#52
Hee hee
On not being able to sit on the bench because of his knee, and still hoping to be ready for the playoffs:
“Hey. You be realistic, I’m going to stay happy. All right?”
#52
So he just needs a 30% weight loss.
Assuming he is about 275 lbs now, if he can get down to 192.5 lbs, he’ll be good to go!!!! YAY!!! Stay on that treadmil Greg.
"I don't feel like I'm going to be happy or complete until I'm an All-Star. My favorite example is that it took Chauncey six, seven years. And Chauncey's been a mentor for me, and I've learned a lot from him in these last couple years. So, people can say what they want, but I'll get the last laugh. " - Bayless
They should rebrand themselves as
Crapfinity
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
I don't enjoy watching him that much now
He can still be decent, but it’s such a bummer because he was so good before.
#52
The snuggies have Cav logos!
I think you can get a Blazers snuggie, or any NBA team. You need it in Alaska!
#52
Then why do you have that baby shaped pillow huddled so close to you?!
You’re practically shivering in your avatar.
#52
Plus you got a good reason to wanna make babies!
If you don’t mind me saying so.
I’m saying your wife is pretty. That’s a compliment!
#52
Your kids are mad cute too.
How is the one that was in traction? I think he is your 7th oldest boy.
#52
The broken legged one is doing well
they put him in a smaller splint earlier this week and he apparently can put as much weight on the leg as he wants to, although he hasn’t tried just.
Good!
That had to be tough with a lil’ monster. They don’t sit still real good, if you haven’t noticed.
My friend I stayed with the other month, his 3 year old son got his arm broke while wrestling with the mom. She felt real bad and now he can use it against her forever.
#52
He has handled it pretty well
He crawls around on the floor dragging his broken leg behind him, and he has his trains and he Legos to play with so he seems pretty happy.
I think that because his leg hurt so much when he broke it that he is really cautious about putting any weight on it, thinking that it will hurt again.
Especially for a two year old
I think that it is similar to when an athlete gets injuried, it takes a while before they trust their body the same way. Although with adults you can reason with them a bit, which you can’t with a little tot.
Have you thought about likening him to a little girl, with an angry tone to your voice?
It worked on me as a child.
#52
Then you are not reinforcing gender roles strongly enough!
Belittling your son’s manhood starts in the home, you can’t expect the schools to belittle him for you, Tingey.
I helped my friend’s kid learn to ride his bike, and it was tough to get him back on it because he remembered months ago how he scraped his elbow on it and started crying. I finally convinced him, but that pain memory wouldn’t leave him.
That is nothing compared to what your kid experienced, so that’s gotta be tough to overcome. But once he does, he won’t think about it no mo’. Kids remember AND forget real easily!
#52
My mom broke a paddle ball paddle on my ass
when applying a spanking. I used this against her for a long time
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
From the ballad of Pancho and Lefty
The desert’s quiet and Cleveland’s cold
by southern oregon on Mar 5, 2010 5:40 PM PST up reply actions
Haha, Pau threw up a soft shot, it got blocked, Bynum rebounds, blocked
Lakers announcer goes UGH stop going up SOFT.
#52
Cornell punches its ticket!
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
Cornell has clinched the Ivy League's automatic bid into the NCAA men's basketball postseason tournament thingy
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
nice.
if they are a 12 seed i’ll put them in the 2nd round on my bracket
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
I give them about a 25% chance to win, depending on who they draw.
Matchups will be crucial. A bad matchup and they have no chance. The right matchup and it could be close to a tossup.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
i have no idea who the 5 seeds will be.
and i would guess Cornell would be a lower 12 seed so they won’t be near home but you never know. march madness is all about the wacky upsets.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
at least one 12/5 upset happens almost every year.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
yeah. used to be one of my rules when filling out a bracket.
until a couple years ago when it didn’t happen at all. first time in several years I think.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
because of the absence of Melanin?
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Mar 5, 2010 7:20 PM PST up reply actions
lol
#12, the big guy (3rd from left) and the guy 5th from left (Randy Wittman’s kid) are the 3 best players.
Cornell hit an Ivy League record tying 20 threes today (out of 30 attempts), 18 of those makes coming from 4 players.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
At least Big Ben isn't a Blazer
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it’s the LMA-esque speech breaks and that nod that’s just like “oh, yeeeeah, unnnnh (hard to spell what noise I am making.”
#52
we're gonna surprise some kids today.
they have no idea we’re coming.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
What just happend to Rodney Stuckey?
I turned on ESPN and there was a stretcher there, then they went to commercial.
Yikes, I dunno.
I hope he’s okay.
If he was somehow hit by one of his own line-drive jumpers, then he might be done for though.
#52
Announcers said they don't know either
It wasn’t from a fall, he came off the floor and collapsed they said. Man.
#52
I just went to ESPN
Jeremy Schmidt (Bucksketball/TrueHoop Network):
Again, Stuckey had a seizure apparently on the court if you missed the word a minute ago.
yes....
none of these things you guys have mentioned add up to anything good.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
If he had a seizure
He’ll be fine as long as he didn’t hit his head on the ground too hard.
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The Ardent Optimist.
unless something else brought on the seizure....
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
What would cause it?
I don’t know much about seizures… I know some drugs can interact and cause it.
#52
yeah i don't know either.
i would guess something problem in the brain, like a burst blood vessel or something? i really am not too sure. but there are things that can cause seizures aren’t there? i would be worried that the seizure was just a side effect of a more serious issue. but that is probably not the case.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
If he has a brain tumor, that is bad.
If its epilepsy or dehydration then he can recover.
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The Ardent Optimist.
would an aneurysm do it? those can happen at any time to any one from what i hear.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
there are at least 10 different types of seizure
Good luck Rodney
by southern oregon on Mar 5, 2010 6:14 PM PST up reply actions
I hate that new Twitter/Facebook side-window on LPBB
Makes me want to tweet about the flaws of your product and not what kind of game I’m watching dear NBA.
Toronto announcers are like OKC announcers minus the entitlement complex.
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The Ardent Optimist.
Raptors announcer says "Sergio is a major... MAJOR liability on defense"
Sez Calderon has been having his way with him. I’ve been flipping channels and not paying attention so I haven’t seen.
#52
It's either hypocritical of the Raptors announcers, since his team is awful on defense
Or it’s REALLY BAD to look bad to a Raptors announcer.
#52
Can someone reasonably explain why Brockman is a great offensive rebounder?
Someone teach that to LaMarcus…
he must be hot
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I have yet to understand the concept of her Cisco ads. What besides “we got Ellen Page as our testimonial” is her reason for being in those situations?
Yeah, why is she going to check out police stations and classrooms?
The doctor one makes sense… she’s going to the doctor for an abortion or something. The others are weird.
I don’t mind ‘em, they’re just… they make me go “why is she in Canada checking out a mayor’s building and police station?”
#52
I also don't get them.
Do people just randomly invite celebrities into day to day situations?
But I’ve accepted it under the concept that she’s meeting them as the already-hired Cisco spokeswoman.
The one with the kids doesn't hold up under scrutiny
For one, the kids wouldn’t say they’re on a “field trip”. Because they aren’t, they’re having a video feed with those Chinese kids. They are liars.
Two, why is Ellen Page so freaked out and shocked by them saying hi to the kids in China so loudly? She’s like “gosh!” and rubs her neck like she was nervous about it.
That teacher needs to control her class better, letting Ellen Page disrupt it like that when they had a scheduled meeting with that Chinese classroom, and letting a kid just walk up to the button that connects them to that classroom.
#52
Heather Cox reports that Stuckey is fine, breathing under his own power and all vitals are stable.
#52
that's very good news.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
I didn't watch tonight
But I like watching Javale McGee. Glad he’s getting minutes. He’s so BIG and athletic.
13/11 and 4 blocks.
#52
Delonte's guns weren't in the locker room.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
Gilbert had unloaded guns, with no ammunition nearby. Delonte had a loaded shotgun as he drove a motorcycle.
Sorry, Stern is just pompous and didn’t like Gilbert mocking it.
#52
i agree.
Crittendon getting away so easily is even more galling in my opinion.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
Was what Delonte had illegal to have?
Guns in DC is a bigger deal, no?
Plus he didn’t seem sorry afterwards, etc.
#52
Yes he did not have (all) those guns legally. But as said above, it was on his own time and the trial is not over.
And yeah NY and DC have stricter gun laws.
I really don’t think it’s a huge deal that it was on team property. They key for me is:
A: West had unregistered, loaded guns with him while driving.
B: Arenas owned a gun illegally.
#52
THAT is part of the CBA right?
The NBA can’t do nuthin’, suspension wise or whatever, until the player is convicted?
#52
because Arenas did not have hot sauce in his bag.
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Kenyon, not Kevin
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Artest is having a brutal night, to Norsk's chagrin
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he's on your team, silly
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i don't know, i only notice because you're playing me in the playoffs.
He’s 1/9 shooting on the game right now
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ESPN league. Playoffs are two weeks per round.
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Rick Carlisle has just been ejected a quarter and a half into the game
Complaining about Mavs not having been at the line yet
Maybe during the season it's the [w]itch duty
And they pay attention more in the offseason.
OR they don’t understand the ramifications.
#52
Jeff is a real bright guy who finished an Econ degree in 3 years
by southern oregon on Mar 5, 2010 6:33 PM PST up reply actions
I am not saying anything about Pendy's intelligence, perhaps his Econ degree helped his case
but I just find it odd that in what is looking like the biggest change to the CBA since the lockout 10 years ago that at least two teams are handing these duties over to rookies or players that aren’t well established in the league.
Did they win? It over?
I just turned from the Knicks blowing it, to the Pistons blowing it, to now the Kings and Mavs.
#52
HOOOTIE HOO
I hope the Bobcats get the 8th seed so they can face the Lakers in the 1st round.
Right after they do cross-conference playoff listings.
#52
Checked out our standings in the Bedge league
DANG DTL has a good team! Lebron, Rondo, David Lee, those are all stat whores and efficient.
#52
i don't know what you were thinking....
i’ve gone back and looked at the draft recap a couple times to see how i ended up with both those Rondo and Lee. those are actually the guys that made my team. that and getting Love in the 5th round.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
I thought Rondo would be bad for turnovers and Rose would build on his rookie season instead of decline. Oh well, I’m still decent though I haven’t managed it much after Christmas.
Rondo is bad for turnovers. for that matter, so is Lebron.
but Rondo makes up for it by being great in assists and steals. plus he rebounds very very well for a PG. i’ll give a way a stat to lock up 2 others and get great help in a third.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
I always give up turnovers
I sometimes end up winning that stat, but not usually… the best players turn it over a lot.
#52
i decided to give up turnovers and FT% as i was drafting.
just worked out that way with the guys that were available, plus I wanted Rondo and Lee anyway.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
It uses stats in different statistical categories and values players based upon how many stats they compile
#52
hahaha
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
that would have helped.
your team is still really good though. 3rd best in the league isn’t it?
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
i noticed that.
i’ve been very very lucky not to have major injuries. after Love was back anyway. and except for Brewer. but no injuries to my main 3 guys.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
perhaps i'll see you in the finals.
you are one of the few teams that beat me so i owe you a defeat and there will be no better place to give you that defeat than the championship round.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
thank you thank you.
it’s not all Lebron, no matter what people say.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
he was.
i think he was my 3rd round pick. him and Lee were 2 and 3, but i don’t remember what order.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
I just looked
Yup, you remembered correctly. Lee first, then Prez helps by autodrafting MARION and RASHARD LEWIS, and then you got Rondo.
Nice work!
#52
Prez autodrafting was a tremendous bout of good luck for me.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
My poor CB's are hurting.
Damn injuries! And now Bosh is having a baby right when he was supposed to come back from his stupid ankle injury. SMH
#52
i love that song
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
The Shins are great
Hadn’t listened to them in a while. Felt like chilling out.
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The Ardent Optimist.
they are awesome rainy day music.
i like them a lot.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
Airplane! is on TCM
How can I say no to that
"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."
you can't.
and normally i couldn’t either.
but i’m watching some classic silent comedy right now. Harold Lloyd movies. really funny.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
Quick break from work.
The guard tells me LeBron’s goal is to have every team retire MJ’s number.
Is that true? If so is say – NOOOOOO WAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
i hope Juwan Howard
starts talking about how everyone should retire Bill Russell’s number.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
LBJ has enormous talent but is really not all that smart
by southern oregon on Mar 5, 2010 7:08 PM PST up reply actions
Didn’t MJ say he wanted LeBron to knock it off?
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
He lets his bloated ego do his thinking
by southern oregon on Mar 5, 2010 7:12 PM PST up reply actions
Said he wants to be the first billion dollar athlete.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
I don't blame him
Most people want to be wealthy.
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The Ardent Optimist.
Let’s see, one percent of 1,000,000,000, ONE MILLION dollars – I’d take that and be happy.
Well ok, 10 Mill
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I just need enough money to be able to do anything I want
That necessitates billions probably.
Official Adrian Wojnarowski Hater.
The Ardent Optimist.
Yeah secret lairs and spaceplanes ain't cheap
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by Tyler Durrden on Mar 5, 2010 7:29 PM PST up reply actions
I want flying Killer Whales that shoot lava
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by Tyler Durrden on Mar 5, 2010 7:32 PM PST up reply actions
and a robot Ghandi
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by Tyler Durrden on Mar 5, 2010 7:33 PM PST up reply actions
that is a really good idea
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by Tyler Durrden on Mar 5, 2010 7:37 PM PST up reply actions
I’ll take a 100 mill and not a penny more. You guys and your billions - phhhh
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
can I be your son?
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by Tyler Durrden on Mar 5, 2010 7:37 PM PST up reply actions
Kiss your mother goodnight, and watch the personal space.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
check
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by Tyler Durrden on Mar 5, 2010 7:49 PM PST up reply actions
He does not know that "Dollar Bill" Bradley already beat him to it
by southern oregon on Mar 5, 2010 7:17 PM PST up reply actions
Ha, I heard canzano say that today on 95.5
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
On the day that Dwyane Wade was announced as the main representative of Jordan Brand in Miami while the Cavs were in town for a game (the game in which Wade had that ‘nasty’ dunk on Varejao) and Michael Jordan was in the crowd, LeBron grabs the media and announces that he’ll be retiring number 23 and that he thinks the whole league should. I have to admit that i was initially impressed with LeBron ability to keep the hype from blowing his ego into the stratosphere, but it’s overwhelmed him. Last seasons pouty exit from the playoffs was the end of my LeBron fandom.
I am perpendicularly pissed off right now!!!!!!
I’ll bet wade was happy about that – NOT
Who said LeBron doesn’t have timing.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
Why Bills MS Word accepts "If so is say" I’ll never no.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
Hmmmm, it did reject "I’ll never no", now if I could see squiggly green lines.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
BTS is taking over from Canzano as the king of the one-sentence paragraph
http://www.columbian.com/weblogs/blazerbanter/2010/mar/05/oden-still-has-this-season-in-mind/
And the king of quotes: "You be realistic," Oden said. "I’m going to stay happy. All right?"
That had a LOT more paragraphs than he usually does
Last time I read BTS, and when he started, every paragraph was just one sentence. This is showing remarkable restraint!
#52
They aren't showing anything more than normal
But for some reason, it looked more revealing with the chaps and red panties…
#52
if people are interested in seeing my main man Kenneth Faried, Morehead State is playing in the Ohio Valley Conf. semifinals on ESPNU and ESPN360
If the win (and they are up double digits), they play conference regular season champs Murray State in the final tomorrow at 5. That one will be on ESPN or ESPN2.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
all you people with Netflix:
do yourselves a favor and queue up The Harold Lloyd Collection. classic comedy.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
I just got here, Camby is questionable for sunday against Denver?
ARGH!
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Sweep the leg
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by Tyler Durrden on Mar 5, 2010 7:21 PM PST up reply actions
I've seen part of that on that weird channel that only people with no cable and a digital receiver get
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by Tyler Durrden on Mar 5, 2010 7:22 PM PST up reply actions
Max Dugan Returns
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by Tyler Durrden on Mar 5, 2010 7:23 PM PST up reply actions
The Odd Couple
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by Tyler Durrden on Mar 5, 2010 7:23 PM PST up reply actions
Goodbye Girl
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
I remember watching it and loving it when I was a little kid
Its olllllllllllllllllld. Alec Guiness(Obi-Wan Kenobi) is in it.
Official Adrian Wojnarowski Hater.
The Ardent Optimist.
I actually really like Clue, it's not something I admit to everyone
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by Tyler Durrden on Mar 5, 2010 7:29 PM PST up reply actions
Not to spoil it for you but
the killer was Mayor Magenta in the Basement with the Machine Gun
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
With LA looking like dog meat the Mavs are best team in the WC right now
by southern oregon on Mar 5, 2010 7:26 PM PST up reply actions
The LA bench tonight looked like a toxic waste dump
by southern oregon on Mar 5, 2010 7:32 PM PST up reply actions
If they have a weakness, its their depth.
But they only played about 7 players in the playoffs last year.
Official Adrian Wojnarowski Hater.
The Ardent Optimist.
Finally a personal jet pack with a decent flight range, about 30 miles
click here to enter the future
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Grizz is a term I use for poopin'---- have since before they were a team
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by Tyler Durrden on Mar 5, 2010 7:34 PM PST up reply actions
that and "Gotta go drag the yams across the growler"
YOU’RE WELCOME
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by Tyler Durrden on Mar 5, 2010 7:41 PM PST up reply actions
I gotta drop the kids in the pool
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
was it good? was it scary?
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by Tyler Durrden on Mar 5, 2010 8:48 PM PST up reply actions

Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
Lots of scares?
or lots of Scars?
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
next weekend I think.
I don’t know what will be scarier, the movie or the late night MAX ride!
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by Tyler Durrden on Mar 5, 2010 9:11 PM PST up reply actions
Harden over Reke and Beaubois traded for Mullens
Has any GM had a worse draft in the last 50 years?
#52
The Mavs also got a second round pick from OKC. Makes up a bit for the two they wasted on Shawne Headcase Williams.
Mavs totally ripped OKC off there
Unless Mullens has something more that he doesn’t seem to have. Beaubois was my exotique pick for the last draft, I wanted us to get him, and I was upset when OKC got him. I was glad they traded him.
#52
Indeed
Btw, what happened to Stuckey. I wasn’t watching the game but got a message he had to go to the hospital?
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
No one really knows,maybe a seizure maybe he just passed out
by southern oregon on Mar 5, 2010 7:40 PM PST up reply actions
I heard it was a blow dart from an angry Clevelander
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
to me, anyone against the spurs is boring
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by Tyler Durrden on Mar 5, 2010 9:57 PM PST up reply actions
Pacers making it a game
Only down 7 in the 3rd.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
It is worth noting here that the Mavs lost at home to the Wolves
Earlier this season.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Mavs actually have the worst point differential of any current Western playoff team.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
they've gotten better with the trades, but they are still the much better matchup for us compared with LA, Denver and Utah
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
Btw, congrats on Cornell
First in again.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
thanks
They haven’t played their best ball in weeks though. Going to need to play a lot better to get the first NCAA win in school history.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
Depends so much on the matchup
Of course.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
matchup is crucial.
There is always a pretty big difference between the best 5 seed and the worst. Getting lucky with the draw matters.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
GS plays Atlanta close tonight.
Not sure how they even do that with all the D-Leaguers they have. A. Tolliver plays 44 minutes.
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They were en fuego most of the game
Atlanta is vulnerable to a fast-paced team because their D is not the best.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
This Mavs - Kings game is a clinic on slipping away from picks to get easy baskets
Someone make that a tape for LaMarcus
Dallas commentators believe in "Mental Messges"
Ha.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Knicks and Nets Are Two Halves of an N.B.A. Hole
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/03/06/sports/basketball/06knicks.html
Ya think Stern has a NYT subscription and plans to change that?
Clips announcers on Durant
Don’t touch him! Don’t touch him! If you touch him, they’re gonna call a foul!
Lol.
Official Adrian Wojnarowski Hater.
The Ardent Optimist.
Wondering why Bill Simmons didn't just jump into Durant's arms for hitting that last-second shot
Then I remembered that he is in Boston
I think they slobber over the other team pretty much every game
Unless someone on the team offends them or has a bad rep, they slobber endlessly over the visiting teams.
#52
They're all over Roy too, though.
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 8:20 PM PST up reply actions
im not watching
just saying
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 8:28 PM PST up reply actions
Stephen A. Smith (remember him?) claims Iverson has alcohol troubles
I heard he likes to party. Maybe LetsBlaze would know more.
It might not be cool for him to say any thing if he does know
by southern oregon on Mar 5, 2010 8:18 PM PST up reply actions
My wife's not feeling well and asleep.
Looks like the game is ending on ESPN. So… anything good on TV?
no
only thing is smackdown and thats pretty boring
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 9:03 PM PST up reply actions
Good one. I have Edge talking in the background right now.
I may switch over to Sport Science. But it’s a show about injuries tonight.
that show is sweet
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by Tyler Durrden on Mar 5, 2010 9:12 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah, I've been watching it a lot more
I have never been a car guy at ALL, and I’m still not, but I like it.
#52
Yeah that one's sweet, and the one where they play ice hockey is good too.
The African safari is one of my faves, the Vietnam motorcycle ride is incredible, and I love the one where Hammond races the jetfighter with the Bugatti Veyron.
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by Tyler Durrden on Mar 5, 2010 9:20 PM PST up reply actions
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by Tyler Durrden on Mar 5, 2010 9:23 PM PST up reply actions
this vid gives me goosepimples
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by Tyler Durrden on Mar 5, 2010 9:35 PM PST up reply actions
the cars really just form the milieu
the show is much more than that. I tried to describe the show to DTL when we went to the blazers game, and it was kind of hard to explain it without him getting stuck on “Cars”
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by Tyler Durrden on Mar 5, 2010 9:19 PM PST up reply actions
I think the BBC HD channel doesn't look as nice as other HD channels.
I dunno if it really doesn’t though.
#52
It's definitely not in HD up here. It's very pixelated and low quality
I’m actually a little surprised, but it’s ok.
They are doing shows in HD and I keep seeing ads on BBC america for the HD BBC america but as of yet I am stuck with the non HD BBC America
Top Gear should def be in HD
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by Tyler Durrden on Mar 5, 2010 9:30 PM PST up reply actions
Do you not even have a HD BBC channel?
Or your “HD BBC” channel isn’t really HD?
I have HD BBC, but it looks worse than other HD channels… more grainy, less sharp. Its not like a standard def channel, but just a not-as-nice HD.
#52
I just have BBC America and it is nowhere near an HD channel.
It’s channel 162 and the HD channel’s up here start at 700
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by Tyler Durrden on Mar 5, 2010 9:33 PM PST up reply actions
It's probably a Comcast thing
It could be the BBC stretching an SD show for an HD channel (like IFC for Arrested Development), but if it looks right, just poor quality, Comcast is probably compressing it too much (to save bandwidth and add more channels). I have a couple channels that look awful due to Comcast’s compression.
Morty doesn't have Comcast
He has Time-Warner I think
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
by 92wastheyear on Mar 5, 2010 10:32 PM PST up reply actions
I've got OnDemand over here.
I’ll see what we’ve got on our system, I haven’t looked at OnDemand in forever.
Top Gear is in the BBC section
Which is under the larger “entertainment” section on my Time Warner system.
30 Rocks from this season, the Office, SNL, etc on NBC.
National Geographic has some good stuff… I think that’s under… international, maybe?
#52
Only the most recent 5 episodes of current shows
I know they want to make money on their DVD sales, but they won’t make any money if I can’t catch up first.
raw is like a billion times better than smackdown
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 9:10 PM PST up reply actions
I saw part of the Bret Hart stuff the last few weeks.
I miss the time when they didn’t script every word.
i miss the rock
and stone cold
and kane with a mask
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 9:22 PM PST up reply actions
me and phil are going on monday
and criss angel is hosting
gonna be some crazy ish goin on!
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 9:27 PM PST up reply actions
Let me check
ok….The Joy Behar Show on the Hallmark network
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
Mr. Roy with an espn interview
http://sports.espn.go.com/highschool/rise/basketball/boys/news/story?id=4964575
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Just downloaded Combat Rock by The Clash, Rock and Roll Animal by Lou Reed, and Country Girl and Almost Cut My Hair by CSN&Y
I ROCK
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Word around the office is that Stuckey didn't have a seizure
He semi-passed out. Asked for some water cause he was feeling dizzy and then fell into the trainers arms. Similar to the incident that happened to him last year.
Official Adrian Wojnarowski Hater.
The Ardent Optimist.
hall and oates on opb in a half hour
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I can't go for that
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
no-o, no can do
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by Tyler Durrden on Mar 5, 2010 9:35 PM PST up reply actions
say it isn't so
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
she's gone
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by Tyler Durrden on Mar 5, 2010 9:38 PM PST up reply actions
oh oh black betty (bam-A-lam) whoa, black betty (bam-BA-lam)
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
thanks for the warning
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
Thanks for the heads up
I like Hall and Oates
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
by 92wastheyear on Mar 5, 2010 10:35 PM PST up reply actions
yeah, they good
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by Tyler Durrden on Mar 5, 2010 10:41 PM PST up reply actions
that looks good
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by Tyler Durrden on Mar 5, 2010 9:48 PM PST up reply actions
do you bake on a pizza stone?
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by Tyler Durrden on Mar 5, 2010 9:49 PM PST up reply actions
do you eat bread plain?
or do you put something in particular on it?
i like eating homemade bread plain.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
or some nice olive oil and coarse sea salt
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by Tyler Durrden on Mar 5, 2010 9:51 PM PST up reply actions
I need to come up with a nice flatbread recipe for the farmer's market
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by Tyler Durrden on Mar 5, 2010 9:54 PM PST up reply actions
and hummus....
do you make hummus?
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
I have, but not gonna for the market
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by Tyler Durrden on Mar 5, 2010 9:55 PM PST up reply actions
I love hummus, or hummous or whatever that crazy good stuff is
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by Tyler Durrden on Mar 5, 2010 9:56 PM PST up reply actions
me too.
i got a friend that makes it really well.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
thanks ann!
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by Tyler Durrden on Mar 5, 2010 10:03 PM PST up reply actions
Just got home - drool
I’m tempted to get to New Seasons before it closes for a loaf
Free AK1984.
"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez
wait
we’re in the new(?) nike puppets commercial kind of…?
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 10:14 PM PST reply actions
what are you talking about?
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by Tyler Durrden on Mar 5, 2010 10:15 PM PST up reply actions
i was watching a video at nba.com
and lil dez is on the computer stating how he is going to design the laker shoes when they play portland
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 10:19 PM PST up reply actions
Did you hear Durant is like Jesus
According to ESPN he’s that good. He is kind of like Jesus in one way, neither has ever played a playoff game.
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one of them will have by the end of this year
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by Tyler Durrden on Mar 5, 2010 10:16 PM PST up reply actions
Hey Oden played in a playoff game before Durant
Just saying. :-)
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
word
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by Tyler Durrden on Mar 5, 2010 10:17 PM PST up reply actions
Don't fall into the media trap
I love Durant’s game. Doesn’t mean I think less of Oden because I think Durant has a chance to be a great scorer in this league
Free AK1984.
"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez
by blazeraddict on Mar 5, 2010 10:18 PM PST up reply actions
I agree
I think Durant=KG, very good player who can never win a title as leader of a team.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Pierce was really the leader
In any case, he couldn’t do it alone. Although I doubt OKC costs themselves five picks chasing after someone like Joe Smith.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
nah
KG was the leader
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 10:23 PM PST up reply actions
At bashing his head into the basket support
Before every game, yeah.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
It was an odd setup because it didn't have the typical
“I am the best player on this team” edge to it. Garnett was the best defensive player on that team by a mile and Pierce/Allen were the offensive leaders on that team.
Watching the WCC Tourney online
Close one between San Diego and Santa Clara. The announcers are idiots, talking about “this newfangeld 10th foul rule in college.” Its been a double bonus for years boys.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
GOOD NIGHT PEOPLE
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 10:20 PM PST reply actions
good night
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 10:21 PM PST up reply actions
mlb 10 the show is so awesome
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
i'm looking forward to playing it.
probably in another month or so
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 10:23 PM PST up reply actions
2k10 is pretty nice too
Love the commentators. Pitching has a bit of a steep learning curve but I’m getting it.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
btw
hope rodney is ok!
much <3 from me mayne!
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 5, 2010 10:22 PM PST up reply actions
Going Tuesday
Hoping to remove the curse from those unis at home since they are no longer cursed on the road.
90s night FTW.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Ernie Kent's last home game as Oregon coach is tomorrow
I am happy about this.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
excuse me.. while i kiss the sky
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
silly cloudy...
that lyric is: “’scuse me while i kiss this guy”
everybody knows that!
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 10:30 PM PST up reply actions
purple haze all around
dont know if im going up or down
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
am i happy, or in misery….
whatever it is, that girl put a spell on me
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 10:35 PM PST up reply actions
purple haze.. in my eyes
dont know if its day or night
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
you’ve got me blowin’….blowin’ my mind
is it tomorrow, or just the end of time?
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 10:37 PM PST up reply actions
help me help me
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
crazy guitar licks and whatnot
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 10:39 PM PST up reply actions
oh no no help me
♥ jimi
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
me too.
Electric Ladyland is a pretty awesome album
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 5, 2010 10:41 PM PST up reply actions
I thought it was
“Scuse me while I work these lights”
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
by 92wastheyear on Mar 5, 2010 10:40 PM PST up reply actions
This West Coast Conference feed is so low rent
I can hear someone slamming a door on it.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Morehead State-Murray State is going to be a good ballgame
If you watch just one conference tournament final this weekend, make it that one.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
Better than the battle for Georgia
Kenneshaw State, barely inside the RPI top 300 battling Mercer at Mercer in the A-sun.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Is it sad that I like this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIz-sGOW0vg
33 year old jewish man born in brighton!!! go yanks!
I have to be fully awake by 455 this morning
not going to be an easy day
33 year old jewish man born in brighton!!! go yanks!
shift-A
did anyone mention to the op that yesterday when this JD was made that it was 3/5 and today is 3/6.. and no excuse about the time zone difference is valid because it wasn’t 3/6 in the Philippines yet even at 10am EST yesterday…
I fight like a girl
"Being mad ruins my day way more than it ruins the day of the person I’m mad at." -Dave
who cares?
:)
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 6, 2010 7:32 AM PST up reply actions
and since you shift a'd you prob missed greg oden is running and growing dreads
but idk
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 6, 2010 7:33 AM PST up reply actions
i did notice something about that on fb..
i’m reserving the right to not like this look on him.. did anyone photoshop greg with long dreds yet? i’d read the jd for that..
I fight like a girl
"Being mad ruins my day way more than it ruins the day of the person I’m mad at." -Dave
whomever is gonna make the JD might make it for 3/7! the domino effect could be a catastrophe!
and why are you up so early?
I fight like a girl
"Being mad ruins my day way more than it ruins the day of the person I’m mad at." -Dave
cause i gotta go bowling!
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 6, 2010 8:14 AM PST up reply actions
and
i didnt put much effort in cause i gotta leave, but its there and the secret message got cut off
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 6, 2010 8:18 AM PST up reply actions

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