Junk Drawer - 3/4/2010 - Back to the Future Edition
by DrivetheLane on Mar 4, 2010 8:50 AM PST
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I grew up watching Back to the Future. A version recorded off of tv. When Back to the Future II came out, my mom wouldn't take me to see it in the theaters. Same with Back to the Future III. I had to wait to rent them from the video store. But I did. Then I bought them later on. Back to the Future courses through my veins like....well, not like blood....but like some other less important thing that courses through someone's veins. My high school graduation all night party (school sponsored) was themed around Back to the Future. There was an actual Delorean there. They also had a trivia type game where they had teams and the winning team won $5 each for answering questions. I told one of my tennis teammates who got picked as a captain that if he wanted $5, he better pick me. I answered every question for my team and we all won 5 dollars. Then they carried me off the stage on their shoulders. As far as you know....that's true. This Junk Drawer is a tribute to Back to the Future. A collection of pictures, music, and video clips.
via urbantakeout.files.wordpress.com
That scientists's name is Dr. Emmit L Brown. He's super smart and has a dog named Copernicus and then later, the same dog, but named Einstein. This is him wearing his mind reading device. Unfortunately, that damn thing doesn't work at all.
One fateful day, Doc Brown was standing on his toilet hanging a picture. The porcelain was wet, he slipped, hit his head and when he came to he had a vision....of vision of this....the flux capacitor. And, as we all know, the flux capacitor is what makes time travel possible.
He put the flux capacitor into a Delorean....because if you're gonna make a time machine, why not do it in style? Later, Doc Brown does some modifications and the Delorean can fly.
via gargles.net
When the Delorean hits 88 miles per hour, some serious [stuff] happens. (nsfb language in video)
88 mph bttf Delorean (via harpoonek)
Back to the Future has other kick-butt stuff too. A dumb but funny villain. His grasp of idioms is epic. Marty's previously mentioned hot girlfriend. Wacky parents. And an awesome song to tie it all together.
Clearly, Back to the Future is, on all levels, incredible awesome. I didn't even have time to talk about Libyans, The Old West, hoverboards, sports almanacs, or bald authority figures.
Back to the Future: one of the best trilogies of all time.
Remember people, the future hasn't been written yet, no one's has. So make it a good one, all of ya!
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predictable…..
i called this even before making this junk drawer. haha
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
the delorean is a terrible nickname
MB made it official that Nic’s nickname is boom boom batum
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 4, 2010 8:54 AM PST up reply actions
+++92
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
and we’re all listening to MB now? i don’t think so.
Delorean is an awesome nickname. if you guys can use that horrible LMA nickname, i’m using this.
suck it, DS
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
You can use it .....it would be wrong ...but you can
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
I think MB is a boner
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Mar 4, 2010 10:48 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
i'm not a big fan either.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 4, 2010 10:49 AM PST up reply actions
nicky barnes > boom boom batum
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
this is true.
and i don’t even understand the reference to Nicky Barnes.
“boom boom” sounds like a nickname for a 3 year old.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
Here is the last sports guy with the nickname Boom-Boom
Doesn’t look like wuss to me
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
boom boom is about the opposite of nic’s game.
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
that's also true.
just cause it is alliterative doesn’t mean it’s good
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
Nicky Barnes looks like this
This is what gangstersinc.tripod.com says about him
Leroy “Nicky” Barnes is a legend of African American organized crime history. Once a dope fiend himself, he kicked the habit, and became the main distributor of heroin in Harlem, NY. In 2007 his autobiography “Mr Untouchable: The Rise, Fall, and Resurrection of Heroin’s Teflon Don” was released. In it Barnes tells his story. How he started out, how he came to dominating the heroin scene in Harlem, how he was betrayed by those he trusted, and how he took revenge by becoming a government witness.
by tingeyga on Mar 4, 2010 10:12 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Not even
that dude is a cocaine criminal ….bad nick name in these parts
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
no
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 4, 2010 8:58 AM PST up reply actions
join my revolution, Tom.
Delorean…..you know it’s the right thing to do
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 4, 2010 11:34 AM PST up reply actions
I'm surprised Butt-Tomb didn't catch on
Back when I didn’t like his rookie butt because of SB.
http://www.blazersedge.com/2008/7/1/562299/the-junk-drawer-july-1st-2#7098163
yeah, it's a real shocker.
throw your weight behind Delorean. think of it, Tom…..me or 92 and DS? who do you think should win? I need a teammate.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 4, 2010 11:41 AM PST up reply actions
I vote Frenchy… but that’s just me
.
.
and the team
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 4, 2010 11:44 AM PST up reply actions
even that is better than boom boom.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 4, 2010 11:45 AM PST up reply actions
plus Roy & Oden endorse it… so really, how can I argue with it?
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 4, 2010 11:46 AM PST up reply actions
good point.
i’ll still go with Delorean. but Frenchy should be the official nickname.
i just need more bedge fan support for Delorean. it’s not that bad a nickname at all.
nic is old school so it fits with the time travel. the whole 88 miles per hour thing. plus i hear he plays a mean rendition of johnny b goode
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 4, 2010 11:48 AM PST up reply actions
.........
…………………..
i don’t understand….
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 4, 2010 11:54 AM PST up reply actions
the problem with delorean is that outside of a MJF movie, the cars were pieces of Zach
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 4, 2010 11:57 AM PST up reply actions
hahaha
i wonder if you polled people about Deloreans if they remember the actual cars first or the movie?
i think most people will think of the movie reference first….
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 4, 2010 11:59 AM PST up reply actions
and they were propped up by a cocaine deal that eventually went bad.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
the 80’s were a crazy time
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 4, 2010 12:05 PM PST up reply actions
i can't believe you're siding with Barrett....
i’m so disappointed with you.
Boom Boom is a nickname you give a toddler or a stripper, not a basketball player
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 4, 2010 11:45 AM PST up reply actions
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 4, 2010 11:50 AM PST up reply actions
join my revolution
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 4, 2010 11:55 AM PST up reply actions
that's ok.
this is acceptable.
just throw a “delorean” out there in a game day thread for me some time.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 4, 2010 11:58 AM PST up reply actions
See what's better is to start calling him Earthworm Batum
It can start because his head is shaped funny like Earthworm Jim, and then we can change it and say that we calling Earthworm Batum because he has such a long reach like Earthworm Jim. You gotta go negative to get by the BEdge.
hahaha
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 4, 2010 11:58 AM PST up reply actions
the problem with boom boom batum, is boom boom room
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 4, 2010 11:47 AM PST up reply actions
like i’ve said before:
alliteration is cool, but something isn’t cool just because of alliteration
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 4, 2010 11:48 AM PST up reply actions
(i don’t think open in new is working on this, be aware)
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 4, 2010 11:53 AM PST up reply actions
this is the best argument against that nickname yet.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 4, 2010 11:55 AM PST up reply actions
Just "BOOM BOOM"
Boom boom. Its like Bam Bam from the Flinstones. But its “Boom Boom.” As in, “Did you just see Boom Boom run down Deron and swat that zach from behind? Boom Boom POW!”
i dont even like this michael j fox character
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
exactly. id punch him in the face if i was trying to study in that library
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
cloudy is this guy. go to 40 second mark
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 4, 2010 10:55 AM PST up reply actions
the naked guitarist?
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
hahaha...
oopsy…wrong clip.
was supposed to be this one.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 4, 2010 11:35 AM PST up reply actions
YES! best.youtube.clip.ever.
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
just remember, you lose to Michael J Fox in the end…..he sinks a clutch free throw with you intimidating him from the baseline.
MJF >>> cloudy
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 4, 2010 11:41 AM PST up reply actions
that doesn’t count.
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
sure it does.
and he didn’t even have to turn in to a wolf to make the shot.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 4, 2010 11:49 AM PST up reply actions
karma. kid from angels in the outfield cheats the angels all the way to the pennant clinching game, he gets dumped by zooey deschanel.
mjf cheats to get a chance to win the title with a free throw. then he gets stuck in the middle of nowhere after he gets his medical license.
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
but later escapes
and becomes the deputy mayor of New York City. where he gets with Carlo Gugino, Heidi Klum, Connie Britton, and Heather Locklear, among others….
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 4, 2010 11:57 AM PST up reply actions
mm carla gugino
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
yeah, that's right.
what does karma have to say to that? nothing!
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 4, 2010 11:58 AM PST up reply actions
I saw that movie on Tuesday...
Blazers win!
"(Andre Miller) got a steal of a Brandon Rush pass in the backcourt and with a clear path to the hoop looked like he was actually going to dunk it with those 64-year-old legs. I believe that in true Darryl Dawkins fashion he was going to dub it the Miller-Time Pop-Top Rammin' Jammin' That's-For-TiH-and-his-Spammin' Thunderdawg Special. Unfortunately it got blocked. He did get to go to the line off the play at least. So he settled for calling the free throws "TiH Cheap Shots"." - Dave after a 102-79 beatdown of the Indiana Pacers
how was it?
i think robinson and clark duke are funny dudes but it very easily could fall into a bunch of 80’s jokes
the few, the proud, the blazers
by HD on Mar 4, 2010 11:25 PM PST up reply actions
It was incredibly funny
It doesn’t look like it from the previews, but I seriously haven’t laughed that hard in years
Blazers win!
"(Andre Miller) got a steal of a Brandon Rush pass in the backcourt and with a clear path to the hoop looked like he was actually going to dunk it with those 64-year-old legs. I believe that in true Darryl Dawkins fashion he was going to dub it the Miller-Time Pop-Top Rammin' Jammin' That's-For-TiH-and-his-Spammin' Thunderdawg Special. Unfortunately it got blocked. He did get to go to the line off the play at least. So he settled for calling the free throws "TiH Cheap Shots"." - Dave after a 102-79 beatdown of the Indiana Pacers
I've been hearing good things about it
I ♥ Julie Chu
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Mar 5, 2010 12:33 AM PST up reply actions
Ah but who actually saw at least one of the first few movies in the theatres?
Makes me feel kind of old.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I saw them all in the theaters
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
I saw the first one in the theatre
although the only thing that I remember about it was Marty running up to Doc and telling him that he was back… from the future
How sick was it in the end when Doc was jamming garbage in that sucker
And then he’s all, “Roads, where we’re going we don’t need roads.” and then they go down the road and the car gets all lit up and the wheels fold up as the car takes off and flies right at you and you think it’s gonna come right through the screen and go right into you and then Huey Lewis is like, " Gonna go back in time!" awesome, really awesome.
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Mar 4, 2010 12:34 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
I guess it was pretty cool
I was 4, so I probably am not the best judge of how awesome that was in the theatres.
that really was pretty great
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 4, 2010 12:37 PM PST up reply actions
In all seriousness that was a major cliffhanger when I was a kid.
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Mar 4, 2010 1:36 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
yeah i know.
it was for me too. i probably saw the first one several times before seeing the second.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
So a friend of mine who works for the NCAA
Just e-mailed me and said Focus on the Family wanted to buy ad time during the NCAA tourney for more Tebow ads.
The NCAA said NOPE! Love it.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
but now how will we know how that story ends????
.
.
Does she end up aborting her sons baby that is growing inside her or not?
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 4, 2010 10:04 AM PST up reply actions
Roy is going to be honored at the Oregon-Washington game tonight
I hope Oregon fans don’t boo him.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
i bet they do. the pit crew is full of idiots
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
by cloudydays on Mar 4, 2010 9:03 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
And there are more than few Faker fans
That go to UC-Eugene.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Its actually full of Duck fans. And Duck fans hate Huskies. And Roy is a Husky (albeit a reformed one). So ifso facto he is gonna get boo'd.
And why is Roy being honored at Mac Court any way? This is blasphemy.
They're all people.
Roy was not “reformed”. He’s a person, the same as he ever was. The fans didn’t pigeonhole him based on the school he attended. I respect that.
he will understand, he was on the team during the whole ‘Gary Coleman’ thing. That was annoying.
#52
felt like they milked it for all it was worth. I remember Roy having one of his best games in Eugene… so fun to see the Pit Crew slink out with their Coleman signs.
#52
18 and 10 in the 2005 game there.
roy’s best game was this one:
http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/basketball/recap?gid=200512310630&prov=ap
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
I remember seeing that UW-UO game and just being amazed by Brandon. He had a level of skill you usually don’t see in the NCAA.
#52
one of my favorite youtube videos is the uw-uconn game in the 06 tourney. roy was incredibly fun to watch in college. i wish we would post him up more, he had great vision to pass and displayed some nice moves down low.
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
all I remember from those games is Aaron Brooks trying to kill Applebee… literally trying to kill him
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 4, 2010 11:22 AM PST up reply actions
51 seconds of the oregon game
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFXnymrIAo8
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
those were some great games those few years when both schools had good teams… unlike now…
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 4, 2010 11:30 AM PST up reply actions
roy’s best game
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7L_gQ_aqKI&feature=related
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
I can say the same thing about Oregon and Ernie Kent I think
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 4, 2010 11:44 AM PST up reply actions
no one does… that’s why it’s funny
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 4, 2010 11:28 AM PST up reply actions
this is amazing
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
i'm gonna go ahead and assume you're being sarcastic.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 4, 2010 11:36 AM PST up reply actions
she's a witch, dude!
that was one of those movies i always found really creepy. and not in a fun way like Willy Wonka….but in a really strange way.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 4, 2010 12:18 PM PST up reply actions
"911 emergency, Lake Oswego, what is your emergency?" "Dude...broseph - Someone kyped my stash!"
2/24/10 4:16 p.m. A vehicle passed a stopped car and went into oncoming traffic, nearly causing an accident.
2/22/10 8:29 p.m. An ex-boyfriend withdrew $60 from his ex-girl friend’s bank account after taking her to a hospital.
2/26/10 4:16 p.m. A sports vehicle was broken into overnight, and items taken included baseball equipment, debit card, handcuffs, lunchbox, CDs, Cobra radar detector, and a serial number.
2/26/10 6:19 p.m. One ounce of marijuana was stolen from a female.
2/22/10 10:21 a.m. A hubcap in a tree was retrieved by an officer.
2/22/10 2:35 p.m. A large wolf-type dog attacked a woman’s dog while she was walking it at the dog park on Stafford Road. A citation was issued to the large dog’s owner.
2/22/10 4:57 p.m. Only one of two dead squirrels, reported by a woman, could be found on Kingsgate/Fosberg.
2/23/10 8:13 a.m. A mysterious man was seen sitting on top of a child’s playhouse.
2/23/10 1:29 p.m. In reporting to dispose of a deceased squirrel, an officer instead found a deceased cat.
2/23/10 5:53 p.m. A dead bald eagle was found in a driveway on Da Vinci. The eagle was turned over to the Oregon State Police and a wildlife trooper.
2/23/10 7:31 p.m. While investigation a recent string of vehicle thefts, an officer found miscellaneous clothing and a pornographic magazine on Center Point Drive.
<BOOO JERKS!!>2/24/10 10:57 a.m. An art display on B Avenue was smashed on the sidewalk, leaving much broken glass. The object is owned by the Lake Oswego Arts Council.
2/24/10 11:54 a.m. A mother was told that her runaway daughter would be showing up at her residence. However, she asked that police cars not come to the area because that would spook off the girl.
2/25/10 8:53 a.m. Two females, estimated to be between 50 and 60 years old, seemed suspicious as they looked around a neighborhood. One of them had shaved hair in back and long bangs.
2/25/10 9:08 a.m. Two border collies showed up in a man’s backyard.
2/25/10 2:29 p.m. A woman went to lunch with a subject who claimed to be a friend of her sister. However, when the woman called her sister following lunch, she said she had no idea who the person is.
2/25/10 4 p.m. A dog owner is not cooperating with a woman after his dog attacked her dog at Hazelia Field.
2/25/10 8:03 p.m. A 14-year-old said she was being watched by a man hiding in a Dumpster.
2/26/10 1:25 p.m. Kids have been coming into a woman’s yard and smoking during breaks at school. This morning she found her chairs had been moved around and tossed on the ground.
2/26/10 2:23 p.m. A white stripe was painted on a woman’s vehicle.
2/26/10 7:22 p.m. Four teens were driving around recklessly and making obscene gestures on Melrose Street.
2/26/10 8:51 p.m. Neighborhood bullies were found hiding in bushes at an apartment complex, waiting to harass a woman’s son. They are also harassing her son at school.
2/27/10 12:03 p.m. An apparent prowler turned out to be a dog sitter who had gone to the wrong address.
2/27/10 11:17 a.m. A 10-year-old brat shot a dog with a pellet gun.
2/27/10 9:35 p.m. Juveniles tipped over a Port-a-Potty and spray painted a fence on Sienna Drive.
2/27/10 11:03 p.m. A 15 year old and 17 year old were found under the influence of marijuana.
2/28/10 10:09 a.m. A man’s home was paintballed.
2/28/10 11:01 p.m. Two women were talking when a man came up and started making harassing statements.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
It kind of sounds like a David Lynch movie, but as someone who grew up there, I can tell you this all sounds incredibly normal for LO
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Mar 4, 2010 9:47 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
There is actually a COPS episode set in Des Moines, IA
Where some really stoned guy reports to the cops that his “10 pound bag of weed was stolen”. So the weed being stolen thing does not=huge shock.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
That is a lot of weed.
Did the caller get busted for anything? I mean, he/she is not in possession. Maybe conspiracy to distribute, I guess? If there is such a law.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
Posession with intent IIRC since in IA as in most states more than a small amount=intent
The cops was like "What the Zach’
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
All it usually takes is over an ounce in most states.
I always figured that these stories have to be made-up because who can really be that stupid.
I wonder what the cops would do if someone called them because they bought some drugs but they turned out to be bunk.
#10 & #52
3/4/10 9:53 a.m A man complained his recently purchased marijuana turned out to be alternative tobacco. The officer recommended next time he fire up a sample bowl prior to purchase.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
by Name's Ash on Mar 4, 2010 9:54 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Still good advice though.
The short one says to the tall one, "If I were you, I'd be tall."
The tall one replies, "No, if you were me, I'd be short."
I remember when they showed up at our school with the plastic pot plant, and the baking soda "cocaine" telling us to narc on our parents.
By the end of it kids were snorting the baking soda, and stealing from the teacher.
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Mar 4, 2010 10:12 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
Seriously the cop turned his head for a second and there were like 12 powder-faced Woodstock bob dylans in the room. Or was it donovan?
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Mar 4, 2010 10:17 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
Boom Boom Barabajagal
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Mar 4, 2010 10:31 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
sweet song
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Mar 4, 2010 7:31 PM PST up reply actions
Now I want to see the episode of Judge Judy or Judge Joe Brown.
Where this case is addressed.
#10 & #52
A white stripe was painted on a woman’s vehicle
i wonder if it was Jack or Meg.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
This lacks objectivism.
2/27/10 11:17 a.m. A 10-year-old brat shot a dog with a pellet gun.
I wonder why the term brat was used.
#10 & #52
Cops actually come and dispose of dead squirrels in Lake Oswego?
Oregon has totally become messed up since I left there. I can just picture the chalk lines on the sidewalk the “police line do not cross.”
Only one possible explanation....
2/22/10 4:57 p.m. Only one of two dead squirrels, reported by a woman, could be found on Kingsgate/Fosberg.
Zombie Squirrels
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
Squirrel Zombieland begins
Blazers win!
"(Andre Miller) got a steal of a Brandon Rush pass in the backcourt and with a clear path to the hoop looked like he was actually going to dunk it with those 64-year-old legs. I believe that in true Darryl Dawkins fashion he was going to dub it the Miller-Time Pop-Top Rammin' Jammin' That's-For-TiH-and-his-Spammin' Thunderdawg Special. Unfortunately it got blocked. He did get to go to the line off the play at least. So he settled for calling the free throws "TiH Cheap Shots"." - Dave after a 102-79 beatdown of the Indiana Pacers
That does it!
I’m wearing a cup
Blazers win!
"(Andre Miller) got a steal of a Brandon Rush pass in the backcourt and with a clear path to the hoop looked like he was actually going to dunk it with those 64-year-old legs. I believe that in true Darryl Dawkins fashion he was going to dub it the Miller-Time Pop-Top Rammin' Jammin' That's-For-TiH-and-his-Spammin' Thunderdawg Special. Unfortunately it got blocked. He did get to go to the line off the play at least. So he settled for calling the free throws "TiH Cheap Shots"." - Dave after a 102-79 beatdown of the Indiana Pacers
..............(frozen stare)................
What?
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
Sheesh
2/24/10 11:54 a.m. A mother was told that her runaway daughter would be showing up at her residence. However, she asked that police cars not come to the area because that would spook off the girl.
*
2/25/10 2:29 p.m. A woman went to lunch with a subject who claimed to be a friend of her sister. However, when the woman called her sister following lunch, she said she had no idea who the person is.
*
2/26/10 8:51 p.m. Neighborhood bullies were found hiding in bushes at an apartment complex, waiting to harass a woman’s son. They are also harassing her son at school.
Are these people morons?
Blazers win!
"(Andre Miller) got a steal of a Brandon Rush pass in the backcourt and with a clear path to the hoop looked like he was actually going to dunk it with those 64-year-old legs. I believe that in true Darryl Dawkins fashion he was going to dub it the Miller-Time Pop-Top Rammin' Jammin' That's-For-TiH-and-his-Spammin' Thunderdawg Special. Unfortunately it got blocked. He did get to go to the line off the play at least. So he settled for calling the free throws "TiH Cheap Shots"." - Dave after a 102-79 beatdown of the Indiana Pacers
"Oh my god..."
“They found me. I don’t know how but they found me. RUN FOR IT MARTY!!!”
listen, i’ve been looking all over for a wheel man. Here’s the skinny: Me, well, let’s just say i’m well traveled; i’ve got this handy rpg, which i’m an artist with, to put lightly. Also in my possession is a rad powder blue vw van. What i need: You excellent driving skills, most notably around large parking lots, like those of malls found in the burbs. How it will go down: you’ll drive around at top speeds in rad battle wagon, while I, strategically standing through sun roof, will launch rpg’s in a quest for plutonium. What do you say?
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 4, 2010 10:09 AM PST up reply actions
that would make some good fan fiction.
what happens to those guys after they crash in to the photo booth? are the Hill Valley police equipped to deal with Libyan terrorists? Do they just shake their heads and go, “i can’t believe that guy got away…oh well…maybe next time.”
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 4, 2010 10:11 AM PST up reply actions
No, me!
I used to get high watching the cops practice driving maneuvers behind my old community college! I was made for this role!
Additionally, driving VW vans, buses, and microbuses is in my blood.
#10 & #52
I whipped a 180 in my 72 vw camper once
I know, it was pretty sick
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Mar 4, 2010 10:14 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
last year there was a Police Blotter entry talking about a VW van in a church parking lot. The caller said there were suspicious people in the van, but by the time the cops got there, all that was found in the van’s place was bong water and a condom.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
I sold my van in 1996, same year I realized phish sucks
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Mar 4, 2010 10:52 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
and they’re all there just for the parts to keep the one not pictured running
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 4, 2010 10:06 AM PST up reply actions
i'm gonna start that book this weekend.
at least, that’s my plan
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 4, 2010 10:08 AM PST up reply actions
MARTY!!!
Columbus til I die, Columbus til I die. I know I am, I swear I am, Columbus til I die!
Damn it feels good to be a Buckeye!
FKA BLAZER_FAN_199. Now an author for the Jackets Cannon! Check it out!
by Andrew Tolliver on Mar 4, 2010 10:08 AM PST reply actions
he must have some self-loathing issues. kinda sad.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 4, 2010 10:19 AM PST up reply actions
I keep telling you, that's what I think Tom's real view on Dre is
He hates him so vehemently like folks like this that it’s almost like he’s denying his deep seated passion for Dre.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
You might be right
But I’m in such denial, just to prove a point, I’d have to pick up Andre Miller at a Naked Mole Rat bar then hate crime him.
Derrick Coleman
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 4, 2010 10:24 AM PST up reply actions
he’s not always lazy… I doubt he even is being lazy right now… now I think he’s just old
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 4, 2010 10:24 AM PST up reply actions
i agree
his body is limiting him now
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 4, 2010 10:46 AM PST up reply actions
he’s looked like a bowling ball and went through an entire season out of shape in 2004, when his team was the heavy favorite to win the title.
#52
in 2004 he was lazy… now I just think he’s old and unable to stay in shape while staying healthy
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 4, 2010 11:20 AM PST up reply actions
After he won the title with D Wade
He doesn’t seem to be fully into it anymore.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
you ever read the O’s music blog?
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 4, 2010 10:33 AM PST up reply actions
you should… you’d like it… particularly the “”http://www.oregonlive.com/music/index.ssf/song_of_the_day/index.html" target="new">song of the day" posts
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 4, 2010 10:41 AM PST up reply actions
link fail
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 4, 2010 10:41 AM PST up reply actions
So there was a fan vote after GSW's game yesterday
The question was, who is the most dominant center of the lat 30 years?
(I don’t know if they meant their whole career, or just the portion of the career that happened during the past 30 years. I assumed they meant their whole career)
a. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
b. Moses Malone
c. Shaquille O’Neal
d. Patrick Ewing
e. Hakeem Olajuwon
What would you pick, and what do you think the fans picked?
that's a good question.....
i’d go with Kareem.
fans probably picked Shaq
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 4, 2010 10:45 AM PST up reply actions
It’s close between Shaq and Kareem, but I’ll go with Lew as well.
The short one says to the tall one, "If I were you, I'd be tall."
The tall one replies, "No, if you were me, I'd be short."
aren't Kareem and Lew the same guy
or am I thinking of Ahmad Rashad ?
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
ahmad rashad is everyone; and is everywhere
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 4, 2010 1:20 PM PST up reply actions
There is also
Jabbar, the Dolphins running back
Abdul-Jabbar reached a settlement after suing Miami Dolphins running back Karim Abdul-Jabbar (now Abdul-Karim al-Jabbar, born Sharmon Shah) because he felt Karim was sponging off the name he made famous by having the Abdul-Jabbar moniker and number 33 on his Dolphins jersey, even though names are not protectable under U.S. copyright laws. As a result, the younger Abdul-Jabbar had to change his jersey nameplate to simply ‘Abdul’ while playing for the Dolphins.27 The football player had also been an athlete at UCLA.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
Now for the answer...
I’d pick Kareem too. There’s a reason he’s #1 in points all time, nobody could stop him in his prime.
51% of viewers chose Shaq. No surprise.
the question used the word "dominant"
I think that would lead people to envision someone that is a physical force – like Shaq. He is the only one that was a 7 foot total load that could move like a small forward/2 guard.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
hehe...
1.21 giga-wigga-wigga-watts
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 4, 2010 10:50 AM PST up reply actions
“Durant really wants to stay in OKC!”
Or, he wants to get onto the old CBA gravy train and get one of them maximum deal contract majig things…
#52
Its the most $ he'd get anywhere
And being a big fish in a small pond ain’t bad.
We’ll see if he really wants to stay when like Minnesota and KG they haven’t gotten to the Finals or even that close in five years.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
But what would have happened in Minny if they hadn't had to forfeit 5(!) first round picks
due to their shaddy attempts to lure Joe Smith(!) there.
Forgot about that part
Still wouldn’t have contended probably.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
OKC will have a lot of young talent, they’ve done well leveraging their cap space to get draft picks.
Durant will stay there for a long time, considering it will be six years until he’s a free agent again.
#52
I agree
The question is whether their owner is willing to commit the $ to other players to compete.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I think they’ll commit enough to be good. I don’t know that they’ll break the bank over and above luxury tax, but they will be a 50 win team for a long while.
#52
In otherwords
They’ll be a team that will consistently lose in the first or second round and maybe make the WCFs once or twice.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Its hard to say
McHale might have messed things up still but here is some of the talent that they didn’t have the oppourtunity to select due to the forfeited picks:
2001:
Zach Randolph, Brendan Haywood, Joseph Forte, Gerald Wallace, Samuel Dalembert, Jamaal Tinsley, Tony Parker, Gilbert Arenas, Brian Scalabrine, Mehmet Okur
2002:
Tayshaun Prince, Nenad Krsitc, John Salmons, Dan Dickau, Dan Gadzuric, Carlos Boozer, Flip Murray,
2004:
Anderson Varejao, Chris Duhon, Trevor Ariza, Ha Seung-Jin
I'm in a very good mood today, just stating the obvious
And to answer your question in the fanshot, yes, a lot of fans still had thoughts about Durant instantly leaving the Thunder when he could become a free agent.
Even websites were created: http://iwantoutofokc.com/
right now, even if he originally did want out of OKC, there is no way that he doesn’t ask them for the max as soon as possible so he doesn’t get negotiated in the next CBA.
#52
So what you are saying is that the Blazers won't be sporting a starting lineup
consisting of Oden,LNA, LeBron, Durant and Roy anytime soon?
LAME
You think he is all about the money? I think the opposite is true, and he is demonstrating a commitment to his team, consistent with his other actions and statements to become the best player he can be every day in training which was something I did not expect after the draft. He really seems to like the group of guys around him and is displaying Roy-ish qualities.
I think any player that sees the writing on the wall will ask to get extended now.
Anything about Durant in this context is speculation, so I’m not sure you can claim something one way or the other. Is he a great teammate? I’ve seen him scream at Westbrook after not getting the ball. There really isn’t enough evidence either way.
#52
He hangs out with his teammates at least as much as Roy. That scene with Westbrook was over nothing, he just was angry in the moment that he had overlooked him on the fast break. Roy and Aldridge got extended ahead of time, and everybody wanted them to get the money.
a great teammate absolutely freaks out over his teammate missing him on the fast break?
I don’t want to make Timmay’s eyes roll into the back of his head, so I’d rahter not turn today into Durant day. But, to claim based on the fact that he makes videos with other players, that he is a good teammate.. we don’t have evidence either way.
#52
I'm watching last night's game and I have a serious observation about Miller
He looks like he pulls his shorts up too high.
But I'm serious
Everyone else always seems to have their jersey untucked a little and Miller’s is always tucked in tight and his shorts look high in the back.
it looked like he was tying his shoe laces BEHIND his ankles as well…
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 4, 2010 11:24 AM PST up reply actions
keep him away from your children is all I’m sayin… that man ain’t right
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 4, 2010 11:31 AM PST up reply actions
No wonder Dre gets zero elevation on his jumper
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
i always thought this same thing about Dwight Howard.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 4, 2010 11:39 AM PST up reply actions
He looks like the kind of guy that would constantly rub his nostrils with the back of his hand.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
Sounds like a future JD...
idiosyncracies of current (or past) Blazers…
Roy is always rubbing his upper arms and folding or tucking in the edges of his jersey into his undershirt at the arm…
We'll miss you #2 & #25!
Sheed is always "scooping the ice cream" every time he yells at a ref.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
The worst non-Blazer transgression is Nash licking his fingers all the time...
that is absolutely gross!
We'll miss you #2 & #25!
Oden does it almost as much
I remember because I was going to make a joke about it when they played Phoenix and then Oden got hurt before I could.
Your right, he does. The grime, sweat, and overall funk must taste good to them!
We'll miss you #2 & #25!
I think they get dry hands or can't stand that their hands feel dry
I get that way too. I got some of this at my desk at work.
I get the dry hand feeling, too.
But I don’t go around licking ’em while playing basketball with a bunch of sweaty dudes. Who know where all those hands have been!
We'll miss you #2 & #25!
I noticed that too. That kind of fashion statement is unacceptable on this team!
The short one says to the tall one, "If I were you, I'd be tall."
The tall one replies, "No, if you were me, I'd be short."
i heard his real name is Tomas Pennzolez
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 4, 2010 11:42 AM PST up reply actions
Jason Terry
wow…hadn’t heard this story.
impressive to play a whole 4th quarter with a broken face
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
cloudy.....
let’s make a bet.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
about?
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
the oscars, of course.
each fill out a ballot for all the categories. even the animated shorts and short docs and stuff. weight the categories somehow, and see who gets the most points.
i think the more obscure categories should be worth more points. especially in a predictable year for the big categories.
what do you want terms to be? sometimes simple. we’re not talking g-love type bets here
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 4, 2010 12:04 PM PST up reply actions
Cloudy
A certain Admiral Ackbar would like to have a word with you in private
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 4, 2010 12:06 PM PST up reply actions
hahaha
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
When somebody says "Lets make a bet" unprovoked its like somebody saying out of the blue "Lets play scrabble"
it can mean only one thing
Admiral Ackbar
was packin some serious heat.
welcome to the JD! Have you posted in here before? Sorry if I missed you before, there’s a lot of comments to keep up with.
#52
I might be confused.
But it seems like we have a few new JDers around here in the last couple of days.
#10 & #52
I love Rudy
I wanted to see how he was doing in Portland. I searched in Google for a Blazers blog, and the rest is history.
they come for Rudy....
but stay for DrivetheLane……
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
I think it was my speed dating saga that was the hook.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
Are you doing other dates?
Did the speed dating help break the ice any?
I got a friend who has a tough time talking to ANYONE and he’s on his 3rd girlfriend in a row from an online dating site. It does everything for him and he’s up to his elbows in trim.
#52
i've thought about this online dating thing....
still seems like cheating to me.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
I'll tell ya something that no one can tell ANYONE
My sister signed up for one of them. And she is a CATCH. It’s pretty new, she signed up and got a billion guys into her. It was funny.
She’s purty, a lawyer, and acts like Tina Fey but with red hair. If she didn’t have red hair (because gingers remind me of my sisters, and that’s gross), she’d get my crank turning!
#52
so why haven't you introduced me to her then?
some friend you are!
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
You have to prove your worth to get to be intro'd to her
Your anti-Bayless ways have worked against you.
#52
pffffftt....
so much for college education…..
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
and i even
like red hair on women
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
She even likes nerdy guys!
Not saying anyone here is nerdy, but she traditionally likes nerdy guys.
It’s, like, a no brainer, but guys are lame.
#52
mort....seriously....
i’m a nerdy guy!! people here have met me, they can vouch!
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
it's not my table right now.
i begin this weekend…..
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
He is a nerd poseur
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
have you seen me lick my fingers to comb my eyebrows?
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 4, 2010 4:05 PM PST up reply actions
Was that girl you, Roybot?
Ya don’t need to be specific, but did she win an espy for something she did? On a team? Something we woulda’ heard of?
#52
Remember when that college softball player hurt her knee
and was helped around the bases by girls on the other team?
#52
That's pretty cool
Does she ever brag about it or force it into a conversation?
“Oh, this TOTALLY reminds me of this time I won the Espy”.
#52
Nah, from what I know
she is totally embarrassed about it and hates talking about it. So my brother and his other friends called her ESPY.
#52
that's my school i went to for my college learnin!
WOU that is,..,.not trashy ol’ Central Washington
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
I coached one of the girls
that won the ESPY for the softball major act of compassion….Mallory Holtman.
Of course my coaching was when she was about 10 in youth soccer for a year. She was good friends with my son through high school and college.
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
Their dating won an ESPY?
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
yeah, it helped some
I’ve done more dating since then than I was doing before, but that ain’t saying much.
I have thought about online dating but haven’t tried it yet.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
I say, go for the online dating
It seems like a great way to find a like minded gal. My sister says it’s fun, and my friend can’t stop getting girlfriends from it.
And he’s a loser!
Just kidding if you’re reading this, friend.
#52
its fairly inevitable that I will try it at some point
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
He is gonna need statistical analysis of the different sites
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
TGE isn't gonna win a championship
Championship=Marriage
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
i think it’d be pretty funny to sign me up on an online dating service—I’ve often wanted to, just to see what it invokes.
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 4, 2010 4:13 PM PST up reply actions
you could even google for a good picture of Eric Bana instead of going through the hassle of taking one yourself.
#52
remind me, and I’ll upload my doppelganger photo w/ me side by side
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 4, 2010 4:15 PM PST up reply actions
i thought of doing it just to see what happens.
not for a serious dating thing to actually meet people. but then i figured that wouldn’t be fair to any girls that might actually want to meet me.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
you need to check out meetup—for reading and writing. that’s an order!
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 4, 2010 4:17 PM PST up reply actions
i did look at that.
not sure i’d be that in to it. i have a hard time being around people who are “just trying to finish my novel”. they usually seem sort of self-important. i think i’d be too casual for that sort of deal.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
na, there is some cool we be reading this and that groups.
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 4, 2010 4:22 PM PST up reply actions
yeah...i looked mostly at the writing ones.
a book club would feel like school to me.
i’m just full of excuses aren’t i?
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
If My pretty sister can't find a date regularly
And “has” to do online stuff, then there’s no shame in a guy doing it, I say.
She looks like Molly Ringwald, but not old and forgotten.
She’s prolly just shy, like me.
#52
does your sister look at all like you?
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
Her and my youngest sister
Are true gingers, no debatin’ it. Freckles, super white, orange-red hair.
#52
ooooo......
quit tormenting me, mortimer.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
Lolly lol-lol
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
if she's a lawyer, it's probably more a mattter
of not having the time would be my guess….
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
Kinda sorta
She has a crappy lawyer job. The hours ain’t too bad though.
I think she’s kinda like me; doesn’t like bars, doesn’t like a lot of people (I’m way nice but I actually hate most people I know).
She’s had boyfriends, she got out of a, maybe, 8 month relationship with a single father person who was weird.
I think the online thing was to hopefully find a better match.
And maybe to shut my mom up.
#52
hahaha
to shut your mom up. that’s funny. for me, it’s my grandpa. i sometimes wonder if he’s hanging on to life until i get married….he’s about to be 90.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
If you had made an account a few weeks ago on a major online dating site
You coulda’ EASILY met her! Right now she is dating someone she met on there, she just told me.
There will be other ladies like her on there, maybe!
#52
Daaaamn
I’ve been so good at checking it, I don’t check for 3 days, and I got 10 real emails. Crap!
#52
hahaha
oh well. the world is small….but that mighta been too small
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
I was jus' kidding
She usually has a boyfriend like I usually have a ladyfriend, but she (and me) don’t really like bars or stuff like that, and most people are annoying.
So, she doesn’t go out and meet people. She ain’t shy though. Just doesn’t like douches.
#52
Point of order
Idol calls his wiener “Godliness”
I am saying he wants to get with your sister’s cleanliness
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
Idol prolly looks like my dad in the 1970s
And all girls got a daddy-thing going on, so it could work.
#52
lol
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
Me and your mother are worried about you, Roybot
See? With those patronizing words, I hit the DADDY ZONE and you were puddy in my hands.
#52
actually that would be decent
description of him at least the 70’s part. not sure what ur dad looks like
the few, the proud, the blazers
by HD on Mar 4, 2010 6:05 PM PST up reply actions
I doubt they look alike-- he looks like he has brown hair
My dad looked like a biker back then… bald on top, but long Hulk Hogan type baby fine blonde hair down to his shoulders, and a long red beard.
#52
who doesn't like douches
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Mar 4, 2010 4:55 PM PST up reply actions
oh good
so you weren’t sullied by Oregonlive on your way to Bedge?
Or…were….you???
I get the paper, so I don't care!
You lurked for a while, right?
Rudy (and Sergio) has brought us great riches here at Blazers Edge.
#52
I lurked for AGES
before I made a screen name and then I lurked for more ages until my first comment.
It was super weird cos’ I “knew” all of you really well before I even spoke to any of you
hahhah
nah. we were only creepy way back when. Now we’re just cool casual members of the community :)
Except for the ones who draw parallels of themselves when they read my writing!
I don’t want any more Fajunga’s running around!
Official Adrian Wojnarowski Hater.
The Ardent Optimist.
i dont know. my mind is clouded with thoughts of carla gugino right now
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
just put Sin City in the dvd player
fast forward to her boobs and get it out of your system.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 4, 2010 12:07 PM PST up reply actions
her boobs(!) and alba were the only good things about that movie
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
...........
this puts a serious damper on our online friendship.
that movie is great.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 4, 2010 12:12 PM PST up reply actions
i hated it
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
why is that?
any particular reasons?
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 4, 2010 12:14 PM PST up reply actions
big one for me was that i didnt like the style, the way it was shot.
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
black and white.. normal colors to accentuate important things (ie blood). it bugged the hell out of me. looked way too much like a 3d ‘graphic novel’ than an actual movie.
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
sin city?
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
cloudy probably tried to use the cheat to get free money one too many time
and ended up causing a huge earthquake
See, and you can't let that colour one's opinion of the game
That is on Cloudy’s poor mayorship.
#52
yeah
if you are going to cheat in sim city, you use the cheat code BEFORE you start building your city
I just load a city and put the giant robot in the middle
33 year old jewish man born in brighton!!! go yanks!
This is making me want to play sim city
Has anyone made a free online version? Can I get it somewhere?
#52
you can get it real cheap at target
and they still sell it … just remember to buy simcity 4 and not the newest one because it’s completely different/bad
33 year old jewish man born in brighton!!! go yanks!
at least they were selling it a few months ago. could be different now or in your area
33 year old jewish man born in brighton!!! go yanks!
Yeah, I remember seeing it with the 10 dollar games
So, Sim City 4 is the one to get, not the old version?
#52
I've played that before ... that's a great game if you like pixels and pre2000 features
just go get simcity 4
33 year old jewish man born in brighton!!! go yanks!
But maybe by the time I drive across rush hour traffic and get to Target
I won’t wanna play Sim City no mo’ :-(
#52
I like pixels, anyway
Me and S4E found the original version of X-Com online a few months ago… that was an awesome game.
This free Sim City doesn’t appear to work in Firefox. I try in IE.
#52
that was one of my favorite things about it.
i thought it looked great. just like a graphic novel.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
sin city? I love that movie
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Mar 4, 2010 7:54 PM PST up reply actions
The asian chick in that movie
I met her when she was still a baby.
I ♥ Julie Chu
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Mar 4, 2010 8:33 PM PST up reply actions
Kathryn Bigelow is up against her ex husband James Cameron for best director. Didn't know that.
She’s the 4th woman to be nominated, and actually might win it unless the Academy has a big Avatar crush all night long. In fact in that category I want anyone but Cameron to win.
Avatar
James Cameron
The Hurt Locker
Kathryn Bigelow
Inglourious Basterds
Quentin Tarantino
Precious
Lee Daniels
Up in the Air
Jason Reitman
that's a good trivia question...
who are the other 3 women to be nominated for Best Director?
i only know one of those 3.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 4, 2010 12:12 PM PST up reply actions
yeah.
i can’t even think of them. i’ll just look them up.
the only other one i know is Sophia Coppola
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 4, 2010 12:18 PM PST up reply actions
ah....
Jane Campion….i should have known that.
the other is Lina Wertmüller, who’ve i’ve never heard of.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 4, 2010 12:19 PM PST up reply actions
I've seen her movie, it's about a specific detail of the holocaust relating to Italy
Not a great movie in my opinion, mixing true events with pretty weird artistic and satirical elements at times. Roberto Benigni’s Life is Beautiful is the better Italian candidate for a similar movie about that era.
ESPN has done something with its site that makes it behave oddly with Safari
Only opens the headline but not the content for most stories. Time for Chrome.
Hollinger's In-Season All-Improved Team
Robin Lopez, Andray Blatche, Corey Brewer, Paul Millsap (?), Jonas Jerebko, Kevin Durant, Russell Westbrook, Jarrett Jack, Darren Collison (rookie?), Andrew Bogut.
Which would be the Jazz
Who stumbled badly out of the gate.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Roy was just on Wheels at Work
My only take away was a little anecdote about Juwan. Roy said when he came back from the hammy, and the team just got Camby, Juwan pulled Roy aside and told him that the team is still his. Roy needs to continue being the vocal leader, even with the vets. You don’t need to worry about fitting in with the team, the team needs to fit in with you. He told Roy to call out Juwan or Marcus if needed.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
What does Dre have to say?
You don’t need to worry about fitting in with the team, the team needs to fit in with you.
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 4, 2010 12:57 PM PST up reply actions
"imma gunna sit on the floor at the baseline instead of with the team."
or something like that.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
I won't say anything beyond this
I think I know who Juwan was talking about and noticed he didn’t say it was OK to call out the 3rd vet?
maybe the best spit take i’ve ever seen. that was hilarious
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 4, 2010 12:46 PM PST up reply actions
lol mike rice
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 4, 2010 12:53 PM PST reply actions
casey mentioned something about dodging questions and MR said
“I don’t do that, Im not a republican”
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 4, 2010 12:59 PM PST up reply actions
or something along those lines
something about dodging questions and republicans
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 4, 2010 1:00 PM PST up reply actions
Just spotted Lamarcus Aldridge...
He’s with another player (I think it’s Patty Mills – he had his hoodie up) at Henry’s Tavern 12th & Burnside. Just incase someone wanted to go say hi and make a fool out of oneself. I sure as he!! didn’t want to. That’s the second time I’ve ever seen a player outside the Rosegarden.
Lamarcus is really cool
and nice
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 4, 2010 1:17 PM PST up reply actions
if ya drink bottled water you might enjoy this
there was actually a show last night on OPB discussing the forward thinking of a particular fiji resort…
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
yeah....it's tough...
i’m on level 7 now.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
not sure.
i know i said 60 wins though. cause i’m stooooopid
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
I think I said 50
I can’t remember if it was a main page post or a sidebar post. There are probably a few sidebar prediction threads.
I think I said 50-54 again
Because I figured there wouldn’t be as many gimmes in the west this time.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
we're 10 games over .500
and that’s good for the 8 seed. that’s crazy
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
I know it was at the end of the year
But the 46-36 Suns MISSED the playoffs last year.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
yep.
i counted up the games and stuff and did a pure guess at remaining wins and got 11 (with what would be some fortunate victories).
so i hope 48 is enough this year.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
It will be
The number of wins will be lower than it was last year.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Hollinger actually thinks above .500 will do it
He projects us at 48-34
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
i predicted the eastern conference would win.
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 4, 2010 1:44 PM PST up reply actions
that’s my prediction too.
Cavs in 6….
doesn’t matter who they’re playing.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
you’re a bold prognosticator, EK….
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
i’m willing to risk it, to share the crown with the wizards
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 4, 2010 1:53 PM PST up reply actions
Thats not it
The one I did, Jscot was in it too. I think folks razzed us for not saying 60 or more wins.
Anyone got any extra seats for the Kings game they're willing to sell?
I’m wiling to pay face of course.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I got this from the Blazers
If you go to that site and use the code THANKS, you can buy 1/2 off tickets (I don’t know what availability is like, I tried some purple section tickets just now, and they had some for 12.50 + fees).
I don’t know if this is like against the terms of their email list, but it looks like they are having trouble selling tickets, and if they’re willing to part with ‘em for half off, I’m willing to help them.
I have a similar discount through the MAC club
Thanks.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Just edited my sig
-Had to immortalize the best paragraph of the post-allstar break to date!
Blazers win!
"(Andre Miller) got a steal of a Brandon Rush pass in the backcourt and with a clear path to the hoop looked like he was actually going to dunk it with those 64-year-old legs. I believe that in true Darryl Dawkins fashion he was going to dub it the Miller-Time Pop-Top Rammin' Jammin' That's-For-TiH-and-his-Spammin' Thunderdawg Special. Unfortunately it got blocked. He did get to go to the line off the play at least. So he settled for calling the free throws "TiH Cheap Shots"." - Dave after a 102-79 beatdown of the Indiana Pacers
good thing for Miller he was fouled before getting rim checked on that dunk attempt
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
I wondered if that would be the case
We all know he only has a jump height of 3 inches
Blazers win!
"(Andre Miller) got a steal of a Brandon Rush pass in the backcourt and with a clear path to the hoop looked like he was actually going to dunk it with those 64-year-old legs. I believe that in true Darryl Dawkins fashion he was going to dub it the Miller-Time Pop-Top Rammin' Jammin' That's-For-TiH-and-his-Spammin' Thunderdawg Special. Unfortunately it got blocked. He did get to go to the line off the play at least. So he settled for calling the free throws "TiH Cheap Shots"." - Dave after a 102-79 beatdown of the Indiana Pacers
Nah...he was gonna make it
or wuss out finger roll it or somethin lame
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
if by awesome you mean he must stay 500 feet away from schools at all times, then yes, he is awesome
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 4, 2010 2:43 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
yep.
thank God that never happened.
would have been almost as bad as Tom Selleck playing Indiana Jones
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
or Sean Connery as Crocodile Dundee
Blazers win!
"(Andre Miller) got a steal of a Brandon Rush pass in the backcourt and with a clear path to the hoop looked like he was actually going to dunk it with those 64-year-old legs. I believe that in true Darryl Dawkins fashion he was going to dub it the Miller-Time Pop-Top Rammin' Jammin' That's-For-TiH-and-his-Spammin' Thunderdawg Special. Unfortunately it got blocked. He did get to go to the line off the play at least. So he settled for calling the free throws "TiH Cheap Shots"." - Dave after a 102-79 beatdown of the Indiana Pacers
uh...yeah....that would have been bad too
hahahaha
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
well, you should be thankful indiana jones didn’t require a mustache.
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 4, 2010 1:55 PM PST up reply actions
That reminds me of that site that got posted a couple weeks back
Selleck Waterfall Sandwich, or something like that
Blazers win!
"(Andre Miller) got a steal of a Brandon Rush pass in the backcourt and with a clear path to the hoop looked like he was actually going to dunk it with those 64-year-old legs. I believe that in true Darryl Dawkins fashion he was going to dub it the Miller-Time Pop-Top Rammin' Jammin' That's-For-TiH-and-his-Spammin' Thunderdawg Special. Unfortunately it got blocked. He did get to go to the line off the play at least. So he settled for calling the free throws "TiH Cheap Shots"." - Dave after a 102-79 beatdown of the Indiana Pacers
Rocky Dennis: [Poem] These things are good: ice cream and cake, a ride on a harley, seeing monkeys in the trees, the rain on my tongue, and the sun shining on my face. These things are a drag: dust in my hair, holes in my shoes, no money in my pocket, and the sun shining on my face.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
Off topic: I’m pretty amazed that a well-known university has decided to publish a case study on the team performance of a group of their students (by names, which I won’t do) who graduated just 1 year earlier. Publicly available, and not just to students. It most likely happened with their written consent, and they like to point out that “cases are not intended to serve as endorsements […] or illustrations of effective or ineffective management.” But describing in psychological detail how a guy and his team managed to screw up royally doesn’t seem the best way to promote the until then promising career of their students.
Also reminds me again that I should write a case study on some of the crappy managers in one of my former companies… That case would be funnier, is also true and none of them can really blame their inexperience.
yo yo yo
they should have made a yo yo with an extra yo in it. for the professionals.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
I knew a kid in jr. high that would cut kid’s yo yo strings. The group of yo yo kids would be yo yo’ing down the hall together, and he’d pull out a pair of scissors, then SNIP!
I get the paper, so I don't care!
I never saw anyone in Jr. High playing with yo-yos
Therefore, you must be old
lol
Blazers win!
"(Andre Miller) got a steal of a Brandon Rush pass in the backcourt and with a clear path to the hoop looked like he was actually going to dunk it with those 64-year-old legs. I believe that in true Darryl Dawkins fashion he was going to dub it the Miller-Time Pop-Top Rammin' Jammin' That's-For-TiH-and-his-Spammin' Thunderdawg Special. Unfortunately it got blocked. He did get to go to the line off the play at least. So he settled for calling the free throws "TiH Cheap Shots"." - Dave after a 102-79 beatdown of the Indiana Pacers
Oh....
my bad
Blazers win!
"(Andre Miller) got a steal of a Brandon Rush pass in the backcourt and with a clear path to the hoop looked like he was actually going to dunk it with those 64-year-old legs. I believe that in true Darryl Dawkins fashion he was going to dub it the Miller-Time Pop-Top Rammin' Jammin' That's-For-TiH-and-his-Spammin' Thunderdawg Special. Unfortunately it got blocked. He did get to go to the line off the play at least. So he settled for calling the free throws "TiH Cheap Shots"." - Dave after a 102-79 beatdown of the Indiana Pacers
that's so lame.
i hope one of them did an around the world trick in to the guys’ daddy sack
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
Doctor. we haven’t seen you in a while; have you been peddling shoes lately?
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 4, 2010 2:20 PM PST up reply actions
I missed you
Blazers win!
"(Andre Miller) got a steal of a Brandon Rush pass in the backcourt and with a clear path to the hoop looked like he was actually going to dunk it with those 64-year-old legs. I believe that in true Darryl Dawkins fashion he was going to dub it the Miller-Time Pop-Top Rammin' Jammin' That's-For-TiH-and-his-Spammin' Thunderdawg Special. Unfortunately it got blocked. He did get to go to the line off the play at least. So he settled for calling the free throws "TiH Cheap Shots"." - Dave after a 102-79 beatdown of the Indiana Pacers
we missed you, and had to put up with cloudy the whole time.
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 4, 2010 2:28 PM PST up reply actions
It really was
I’m not gonna lie
Blazers win!
"(Andre Miller) got a steal of a Brandon Rush pass in the backcourt and with a clear path to the hoop looked like he was actually going to dunk it with those 64-year-old legs. I believe that in true Darryl Dawkins fashion he was going to dub it the Miller-Time Pop-Top Rammin' Jammin' That's-For-TiH-and-his-Spammin' Thunderdawg Special. Unfortunately it got blocked. He did get to go to the line off the play at least. So he settled for calling the free throws "TiH Cheap Shots"." - Dave after a 102-79 beatdown of the Indiana Pacers
whatever dawg.
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
Drink a lot of coffee, get free Wizards tickets
Combined with the Nets giving $29 tax credits to fans who visit tomorrow’s game, it pays to be a fan of a bad East Coast team right now ;)
Wow... Where was this when we sucked?
Blazers win!
"(Andre Miller) got a steal of a Brandon Rush pass in the backcourt and with a clear path to the hoop looked like he was actually going to dunk it with those 64-year-old legs. I believe that in true Darryl Dawkins fashion he was going to dub it the Miller-Time Pop-Top Rammin' Jammin' That's-For-TiH-and-his-Spammin' Thunderdawg Special. Unfortunately it got blocked. He did get to go to the line off the play at least. So he settled for calling the free throws "TiH Cheap Shots"." - Dave after a 102-79 beatdown of the Indiana Pacers
back in the day, when i went to wizard games, we used to load up on those small traveler booze bottles. up in the 300’s we just sit w/ a few people and watch the wizards play while drinking—it was like being in a lawless land.
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 4, 2010 2:22 PM PST up reply actions
I don't get it
Trying to get his car keys back by giving away a nuisance cat?
Blazers win!
"(Andre Miller) got a steal of a Brandon Rush pass in the backcourt and with a clear path to the hoop looked like he was actually going to dunk it with those 64-year-old legs. I believe that in true Darryl Dawkins fashion he was going to dub it the Miller-Time Pop-Top Rammin' Jammin' That's-For-TiH-and-his-Spammin' Thunderdawg Special. Unfortunately it got blocked. He did get to go to the line off the play at least. So he settled for calling the free throws "TiH Cheap Shots"." - Dave after a 102-79 beatdown of the Indiana Pacers
Get your mind outta the gutter
But in answer to your unfinished question, no. But not the kind that eats from a dish and poops in a sandbox
Blazers win!
"(Andre Miller) got a steal of a Brandon Rush pass in the backcourt and with a clear path to the hoop looked like he was actually going to dunk it with those 64-year-old legs. I believe that in true Darryl Dawkins fashion he was going to dub it the Miller-Time Pop-Top Rammin' Jammin' That's-For-TiH-and-his-Spammin' Thunderdawg Special. Unfortunately it got blocked. He did get to go to the line off the play at least. So he settled for calling the free throws "TiH Cheap Shots"." - Dave after a 102-79 beatdown of the Indiana Pacers
Prude!!
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
why would someone name their cat eddie?
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 4, 2010 2:29 PM PST up reply actions
everyone knows eddie is your cousin who comes over for the holidays.
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 4, 2010 2:41 PM PST up reply actions
i knew before opening this it was going to be cat related lol
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Mar 4, 2010 2:38 PM PST up reply actions
ty ;)
lol
Blazers win!
"(Andre Miller) got a steal of a Brandon Rush pass in the backcourt and with a clear path to the hoop looked like he was actually going to dunk it with those 64-year-old legs. I believe that in true Darryl Dawkins fashion he was going to dub it the Miller-Time Pop-Top Rammin' Jammin' That's-For-TiH-and-his-Spammin' Thunderdawg Special. Unfortunately it got blocked. He did get to go to the line off the play at least. So he settled for calling the free throws "TiH Cheap Shots"." - Dave after a 102-79 beatdown of the Indiana Pacers
that is really funny
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
blzrfan makes a compelling case in the fanshots that "Free Throw Guy" is our team MVP this year
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
its pretty interesting-- we had terrible FT D 3 of the last 4 years, and this year we are playing awesome FT D.
Re-sign “Free Throw Guy!!”
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
you are out of practice from this whole internet thing… you are forgiven provided it doesn’t occur again
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
i say we practice the superfluous articles—that’s the awesome
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 4, 2010 2:56 PM PST up reply actions
Agreed
Andre Miller was the end to our free throw woes
Blazers win!
"(Andre Miller) got a steal of a Brandon Rush pass in the backcourt and with a clear path to the hoop looked like he was actually going to dunk it with those 64-year-old legs. I believe that in true Darryl Dawkins fashion he was going to dub it the Miller-Time Pop-Top Rammin' Jammin' That's-For-TiH-and-his-Spammin' Thunderdawg Special. Unfortunately it got blocked. He did get to go to the line off the play at least. So he settled for calling the free throws "TiH Cheap Shots"." - Dave after a 102-79 beatdown of the Indiana Pacers
Your keyboard contains up to 400 times as many germs as your toilet seat
I use a very flat one that doesn’t collect much stuff (though the former iteration of the Mac keyboard was funny showing everything it caught like in a little aquarium). A,nd disinfect it from time to time. I’ve seen really nasty ones at work…
I find that much like my toilet seat, urine works well as a disinfectant
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
i believe this is true. i just cleaned my laptop for the first last week and i’ve had it for a year. just vacuumed it out actually didn’t really disinfect it.
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Mar 4, 2010 2:50 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah the disinfectant alcohol swipes are great for the keyboard.
Of course, it’s always important to keep perspective that germs are an everyday part of life. But it’s nice to work on a clean keyboard.
i wonder what that means for all the keyboards in schools that i touch day after day....
i’ve not gotten sick once since working here either. i might be a miracle of modern school science
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
Nah...
You just get a really strong immune system from dealing with all the keyboard germs.
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
crap....
i was hoping to get famous in one of those medical journals….
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
I think you're probably going to have to do the...
“grow a third arm out of your back” thing to make the medical journals….
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
15/f/in the shower
why don’t you just wait in the kitchen with the wine coolers you brought
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
Whoa with the yelling...
My eyes are bleeding
Blazers win!
"(Andre Miller) got a steal of a Brandon Rush pass in the backcourt and with a clear path to the hoop looked like he was actually going to dunk it with those 64-year-old legs. I believe that in true Darryl Dawkins fashion he was going to dub it the Miller-Time Pop-Top Rammin' Jammin' That's-For-TiH-and-his-Spammin' Thunderdawg Special. Unfortunately it got blocked. He did get to go to the line off the play at least. So he settled for calling the free throws "TiH Cheap Shots"." - Dave after a 102-79 beatdown of the Indiana Pacers
104/f/waiting in bed in a moomoo
Blazers win!
"(Andre Miller) got a steal of a Brandon Rush pass in the backcourt and with a clear path to the hoop looked like he was actually going to dunk it with those 64-year-old legs. I believe that in true Darryl Dawkins fashion he was going to dub it the Miller-Time Pop-Top Rammin' Jammin' That's-For-TiH-and-his-Spammin' Thunderdawg Special. Unfortunately it got blocked. He did get to go to the line off the play at least. So he settled for calling the free throws "TiH Cheap Shots"." - Dave after a 102-79 beatdown of the Indiana Pacers
hehe
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
17/m/november 5, 1955
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
ahhh outlaw just posted this on his FB!!
Travis Outlaw – To all my fans: Just want to thank everyone for the best wishes and letting me know that you miss me. I really do appreciate it from the bottom of my heart!
loveisrespect
what are you doing?— this is a bottomless party!
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 4, 2010 3:04 PM PST up reply actions
Would you rather be knocked out of the first round of the playoffs by Outlaw’s Clippers or Durant’s Thunder?
I get the paper, so I don't care!
if we win 2 playoff games this year, it would be a reasonable performance given who we are going to play and the fact that we won't have homecourt.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
I'm going to say that our team overachieves in the playoffs relative to expectations.
The degree of this overachievement will be determined by the team that we play.
Official Adrian Wojnarowski Hater.
The Ardent Optimist.
we have looked really good the last game and a half… granted against inferior teams (specially Indiana)… but if we can continue this quality play and peak at the right time then i would say a first round upset is not out of the question…. highly unlikely, but not out of the question
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
with Camby, there is the potential that by the end of the season we'll be the most dangerous lower seeded team in the West.
That’s definitely a possibility.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
are we more dangerous than OKC?
Although they’re flawed, if they get a team that loses its focus a little bit and isn’t really intent on exploiting their lack of size (unlikely obviously), their intensity will be tough to deal with, and nobody wants to play against Durant.
As of now, I'd definetely say they are more dangerous
Once Camby’s familiar with the team, and if Roy’s hammy gets a little better, I’d still say there’s a chance we’ll be more dangerous.
Matchups do matter, of course. Phoenix could be dangerous against the right opponent also.
The Spurs are really the team I have the hardest time imagining in round 2, crazy as that sounds.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
do we see Denver losing its focus after what they did last night? I have trouble seeing the Kidd/Dirk Mavs losing focus as well. Maybe Utah. Maybe.
#52
I can see the Lakers losing focus… or more aptly, RonRon being RonRon and taking the team down with him
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
I wonder if the our second to last game of the year against OKC will be to determine the 6/7 seeds… I see SA playing .500 the rest of the season, so I think it’s reasonable to put them in the 8 seed
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
I’m sorry, did you just agree with me???? I’m so confused right now
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
i like this answer best
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
This would be the most glorious way to go. However, I would hope to take a chunk out of them on the way out.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
naw blazers gotta win at least one championship while he still in da game
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Mar 4, 2010 3:23 PM PST up reply actions
It would be nice to knock them out in the WCF
Official Adrian Wojnarowski Hater.
The Ardent Optimist.
IT WILL HAPPEN
nba where happen happens
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Mar 4, 2010 3:26 PM PST up reply actions
that would be incredibly satisfying
even if we ended up getting LeBron’d.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
tha thing is so ugly it's precious! adorable! meow!
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Mar 4, 2010 3:27 PM PST up reply actions
We had a cat who would make those faces and a LITTLE noise, but not a noise like that
You had to itch him on his lower back, above his tail.
He LOVED it, but it usually ended with him scratching you.
#52
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51rGxF2NJAU
I ♥ Julie Chu
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Mar 4, 2010 4:49 PM PST up reply actions
i get that a lot too
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
Listenin’ to The Chronic 2001. Thats a good album.
Official Adrian Wojnarowski Hater.
The Ardent Optimist.
british gov’t decides to give LSD to troops who are on the battlefield
33 year old jewish man born in brighton!!! go yanks!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-rWnQphPdQ&feature=related
33 year old jewish man born in brighton!!! go yanks!
I saw a documentary this week that they used real head hunters with poison blowpipes to kill and decapitate Japanese soldiers in WWII. Especially a kind of rogue officer who created his own little empire there, with a landing strip on a rice field covered with bamboo planks and his own little army. Reminiscent of Apocalypse Now.
I don’t know. It was on National Geographic. Maybe in their series about generals on the battlefield?
Searching on Google, the NYT mentioned the events in a story about how to gain local trust in Afghanistan and Iraq ;)
It mentions the bamboo airstrip, but not the British officer who featured very prominently in the documentary as the leader of that camp, adapting to local culture and understanding that he could gain trust by allowing headhunting again because he was a trained anthropologist. The documentary pretty much made it look like he and the Dayak protected the shot down US pilots, and tried to find a way to send them back.
I smelllllllll MOOOOOOOOOviiieeeeeee
By any chance do the Dayak women go topless? Because I know some ladies who would be perfect Chieftain’s daughters for the head American soldier guy to fall in love with.
#52
Not sure. And it’s not that tribe with the weird penis protection equipment. That’s a different one, though those guys are also awesome. I read an article in the German equivalent to NG a while ago where they showed a kind of bungee jumping only more dangerous as a ritual for adolescents to become men. A lot of cool ancient cultures in that region.
Yea I saw a program on that bungee jumping on NatGeo. Those ropes break a lot of the time.
33 year old jewish man born in brighton!!! go yanks!
Yeah...and it's not ropes they use...
but vines. And sometimes the vines only PARTIALLY break the fall…..
They’d probably look at a commercial bungee jumping operation and shake their heads….(the ones that they had already hunted and shrunk).
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
yea and I think they don't even measure the vines beforehand ... they just sorta look at it and it guess that it will work
33 year old jewish man born in brighton!!! go yanks!
There is an amazing story about an enginering officer who was stuck in
The Phillipines in WW 2 who rather than surrender appointed him self General on the southern most island,raised an Army and was a major pain for the Japanese,predictably this offended MacArthur’s bloated ego,I think the book is by W.E.B. Griffin
by southern oregon on Mar 4, 2010 4:07 PM PST up reply actions
how many langauges could you program this in?
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
I mostly agree.
Even the most basic scripting languages require learning new syntax so they are really a new language.
#10 & #52
my mom and dad constantly tell me about old school programming in the early eighties.
“WE HAD PUNCH CARDS. PUNCH CARDS. Guess what. If you messed one up, you messed it all up.”
#52
Ugh. I've heard about those.
Before that were simple dip switches. If you messed up the switch order, you start over from the beginning. Punch cards were a step up.
Both are eras I happily never dealt with.
Programming will either click for you or it won't.
If you like math, you may find it easier to pick up than expected. Math and logic skills are helpful.
Dad is a programmer, and we are both analytical and very similar, so I suspect it won’t be too bad. I also have more math than the prereqs, so I’m hopin’ it isn’t too bad.
Next quarter will be fun, with MATH, AMATH, and PHYS. Three math courses!
#52
so on campus today 500 kids skipped class to make a point about tuition being too high.
the other 39500 of us fail to see why people would care that they skipped class.
#52
The next time a buy a ticket to the Blazers, I am not going either. That’ll show ’em.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
or maybe I'll call Comast and tell them that they lost a valuable customer because they won't fix the whole Blazers mess
33 year old jewish man born in brighton!!! go yanks!
hahaha
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
It's a necessary part of college life to learn to rebel against things you think are unfair
It’s a necessary part of college life for others to learn to ignore them.
world?
are you sure you’re in the right place?
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
im the new slick rick
they say i move too quick
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
This is my Playoff seeding prediction without including records.
Western Conference
1. L.A.
2. Dallas
3. Denver
4. Utah
5. Phoenix
6. Portland
7. Oklahoma City
8. Memphis
Eastern Conference
1. Cleveland
2. Atlanta
3. Orlando
4. Boston
5. Toronto
6. Chicago
7. Milwaukee
8. Miami
Official Adrian Wojnarowski Hater.
The Ardent Optimist.
http://www.cnn.com/2010/US/03/04/us.day.of.action/index.html?hpt=T1
33 year old jewish man born in brighton!!! go yanks!
There seems to be a growing anger about the rising cost of higher education in this country
part of the problem is that there is a growing anti-tax movement that is against any sort of tax increase, no matter how trival. According to this letter to the New Yorker, rolling back tuition to 2000 levels in California would cost the average California taxpayer an extra $32 a year.
The whole growing anti-tax movement has me baffled...
Income tax rates in this country are low relative to what they have been throughout the past century. In the past 98 years (could only find stats back through 1913) there have only been 15 years when tax rates were lower than when they are now. And yet to listen to some people, we are taxed to death.
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
It doesn't make much sense to me either
I think that part of it is that people don’t like how the money is spent or it doesn’t directly benefit them (i.e. why should I help fund education if I don’t have any kids?)Also I think that there is a feeling of “I have earned everything that I have through my own efforts and not due to others. Why should I help others when I didn’t get that same assistance?” as well
Don't be worried
We broke the curse didn’t we?
Official Adrian Wojnarowski Hater.
The Ardent Optimist.
we will lose, book it
We never win in Oakland.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
If I go to the game and we win, I will write a fanpost
Still not sure if I’m going or not.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
Just make a bold prediction that we will NEVER EVER win in Oakland
Then you are free to go to the game and enjoy a win!
#52
we will never win a game played in Oakland when I am in attendance.
ever.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
by jksnake99 on Mar 4, 2010 6:54 PM PST up reply actions 4 recs
what?
jake not being optimistic? NO WAY!
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 4, 2010 7:04 PM PST up reply actions
We broke the Dallas and Phoenix curses this year
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
this was a product of pressure I get from my friends about my look alike:
The photo was taken almost two years ago, in the one of the creepiest places I’ve been in north portland. I think this is as close as I get…
uncanny.
it’s even more uncanny in real life.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
no, i was back in i think a janitor’s area. I’m not sure. I wasn’t supposed to be where-ever i was.
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 4, 2010 4:26 PM PST up reply actions
i’m bearded now, but the story i hear is when my hear gets long…
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 4, 2010 4:29 PM PST up reply actions
When I saw the bearded pic
It was like, whoa, that is Eric Bana posting on Blazers Edge!
I want to touch your body.
#52
it’s a little sweaty, but that’s only cuz i thought of you while i rode home.
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 4, 2010 4:55 PM PST up reply actions
my photoshop skills are unparalleled… I slaved over this for literally minutes
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
didn't ppl say u look like eric bana?
so was that someone else on here
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Mar 4, 2010 4:49 PM PST up reply actions
i assume you are the right. who's on the left?
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Mar 4, 2010 4:56 PM PST up reply actions
underrated candy bar
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
?
he’s like the less hotter version of patrick dempsey. actually he’s beautiful!
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Mar 4, 2010 5:02 PM PST up reply actions
i guess. besides what’s a candy bar if it isn’t chocolate
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Mar 4, 2010 5:14 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah, that thing sucks
Peanuts, right? And plastique explosives? Or is it that sticky puddy you use to hang picture frames…
#52
I think Cloudy was mad at us
I intentionally was confusing about Sin City/Sim City, and now we collectively hate on his favorite candy bar.
I’m sorry, Clouds.
#52
damn
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
you look like my hipster writing teacher
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
i should probably be someone’s hipster teacher
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 4, 2010 4:59 PM PST up reply actions
no no no. you can’t be a teacher of hipsters, or teach of hipsters. you must be a hipster that is a teacher.
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
i’ll mold the youth in my corrupted hand.
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 4, 2010 5:01 PM PST up reply actions
Would you rather
While starving on a desert island, eat a live moth with a body the size of a tomato worm and wing span four inches, or eat a dead hummingbird with the feathers?
Official Adrian Wojnarowski Hater.
The Ardent Optimist.
Snort half a shaker of pepper or a live bee?
Official Adrian Wojnarowski Hater.
The Ardent Optimist.
Imagine it crawling around your nasal cavity
Official Adrian Wojnarowski Hater.
The Ardent Optimist.
I used to work in the woods with a guy who ate grubs and stuff all the time
by southern oregon on Mar 4, 2010 4:38 PM PST up reply actions
This one's for Mike Rice
Show up noticeably drunk on a national TV show, or roaring drunk at your child’s college graduation?
Official Adrian Wojnarowski Hater.
The Ardent Optimist.
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
i had to look up a tomato worm. absolutely sick!
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Mar 4, 2010 4:53 PM PST up reply actions
moth ... you just bite off the head ... problem solved and you have a tasty treat
33 year old jewish man born in brighton!!! go yanks!
i'd eat both.
cause i’m starving
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
Some weeny complained to site services that it
was too cold in the office, now its sweltering hot in the office. WEAR A SWEATER!!!!
Give me #52
A bit of luck,Reggie Miller doing the Miami game and
I was going to watch the Grizz at the Bulls anyway so I get to watch the late game without having to put up with him
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ABGIJwiGBc&feature=related
Official Adrian Wojnarowski Hater.
The Ardent Optimist.
You remember school, right? With all the geography and pi and recess and stuff. It was pretty fly. It’s no surprise then, that schools are at the forefront of making teenagers taste condoms.
A teacher in Santa Fe, New Mexico decided to forgo the tastefully made Cold War-era film reel warning that pubic hair is a-coming, and instead bought a 30-pack of guava condoms and made the kids taste test them. His lesson plan managed to get into the news after a 15-year-old female student took issue with putting a dick sock in her mouth in front of the rest of her class. The teacher’s reply? "Come on, sweetie, have a little fun."
33 year old jewish man born in brighton!!! go yanks!
A more honest reply would have been, "It doesn’t affect my parole if you don’t taste this condom, but I’d still like a photo of it on my cell phone" but we can’t change history, we can only learn from it. The state heath department looked into the situation after the mother of the girl complained and determined the mother and the girl were just being uptight. Turns out the government in New Mexico is totally on board with this methodology, claiming the method helps destigmatize condoms for the students. You know that stigma condoms have about maybe not tasting like pina colada? Yeah, totally removes that.
33 year old jewish man born in brighton!!! go yanks!
Disappearing in a rear view mirror near you soon
by southern oregon on Mar 4, 2010 5:58 PM PST up reply actions
You knew at some point
Their lack of D and their general lack of team ball would come back to haunt them.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
On the other hand
The Bulls look like a playoff team without Noah
by southern oregon on Mar 4, 2010 6:03 PM PST up reply actions
I find it hard to believe
Miami is in a dogfight for that last spot, either the rest of the team is that bad or I don’t know because D Wade healthy SHOULD be enough to make it.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I am ignoring the LA/Miami game because I am allergic to Reggie Miller
But yeah they are one of the biggest duds of the season
by southern oregon on Mar 4, 2010 6:09 PM PST up reply actions
Nice sunset tonight!
One of the best things about my apartment is it faces the settin’ sun and it makes my apartment orange when the blinds are open.
#52
weather looks nice
http://www.earthtv.com/en/camera-location/los-angeles-usa-en
33 year old jewish man born in brighton!!! go yanks!
that's the best when the sun shines in!
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Mar 4, 2010 5:52 PM PST up reply actions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3U0udLH974&NR=1
Official Adrian Wojnarowski Hater.
The Ardent Optimist.
that sounds like Bladerunner Mort.
Are you sure you didn’t just see that movie and think that the movie was your apartment?
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Mar 4, 2010 7:42 PM PST up reply actions
Little Rice's team surviives a bit of a scare in the Northeeast Conference Quarters
Robert Morris pulled away late to win 71-63.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Mike Rice Jr. is one of the better mid major coaches out there.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
I refuse to believe that just based on the genetic tree he is from… unless his mother was having an affair, or there was a mix up at the hospital…
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
it is indeed strange
but in his first 2 years as their coach, he won 2 regular season conference titles, winning the conference tournament once (thus making 1 NIT appearance and 1 NCAA appearance). I think they are the 2 seed in their conf. tournament this year.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
good old Quinnipiac!!
I remember the days where I’d sit in an empty gym and watch Cornell lose to teams like that. Or Colgate.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
Cornell was actually listed as a quality win of Seton Hall
When they were talking about Seton Hall during their win over Rutgers tonight.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
probably just because Cornell is still in the RPI top 50 (albeit barely)
Cornell played like crud in that game and freaking Jeremy Hazell decided to have one of his games where he couldn’t miss. Probably Cornell’s 3rd worst performance of the year after the loss to Penn and the OT win over a lousy Bucknell team.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
2k10 is the good nba game right?
haven’t gotten a pro game in a while, thinking about getting one.
also Parmesan is the nic batum of cheese
the few, the proud, the blazers
Yes
Esp. My Player Mode, My Player mode=beyond awesome.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
My Player bores me to no end for some reason
I prefer association but thats just me
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 4, 2010 6:08 PM PST up reply actions
I have literally only played the MY PLAYER mode
And it is way fun. Best basketball game I’ve ever played.
#52
I started in Franchise
Franchise is meh, it’s nothing special, My Player mode is awesome.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
What I always did before
Was make me in the game, put me on the blazers as the PG, and start a franchise. And over time I trade everyone away, including me, and only have guys that I drafted in the game on my team. And then I improve them to dominance and trade them away as well.
My Player is right up my alley-hole… just improving me, every point and shot and pass and box out matters… lotsa fun.
#52
Even if I have to play for the Rockets
And the computer GM makes strange trades.
Hey, I’m about to win the MVP though, in my second year.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Nice!
Did you see my list MY accomplishments in my rookie season?
MVP, ROY, DPOY, Player of the week 6 times in a row, Player of the month, set NBA record for assists in a game (31), smashed the steals record and averaged 6 a game… all in all as soon as the season ended, I had 18,000 skill points to play with.
I AM AMAZING.
#52
I play 7 minute quarters
Because I hate when the stats don’t match the other teams… we average 105 points a game, not the best in the league, so it is realistic.
#52
I'm not Player of the Week yet
But I’m leading MVP voting and beasting.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
What is your overall rating?
Even though I love being on the Knicks, I think I’m gonna jump ship and head to the Blazers after I win the title this offseason. I wanna make Oden have an enormous PER like I do for David Lee.
#52
His stats suck when I checked out how Portland was doing
Plus, in my game, the Blazers start NOCIONI at SF… I dunno how that happened, but we gotta put a stop to that. It might even stop me from joining the Blazers.
#52
his stats suck in mine too, but his actual attributes are good. He’s a great rebounder and finisher.
#52
That's all I need to make him totally dominant
I actually like playing with EDDY CURRY more than Lee sometimes, because Curry dunks everything I get to him around the basket, like Oden would, and Lee is mostly layups.
#52
They traded Oden my second year
Don’t know what for, I just happened to be playing Houston vs. Sac last night and saw a dude with #52 whom the announcers called Oden stuffing my shot.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
89
You may not have a choice. My four teams after my first year were the Celts, Lakers, Nugs and Rockets so I stayed in Houston.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
And as a PG
I knew that picking the Blazers was a sure path to getting my ass cut.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Even with that
And I’m that good, I really didn’t want to be buried behind Dre, Blake and Bayless.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Best chance probably as a PF
I would think.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Good luck with that
Most teams will keep 3 PGs ut the Blazers already have four (and Mills rates really well) on the roster.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
yeah they kept me,mills, bayless, miller, and steve
it was weird
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 4, 2010 6:39 PM PST up reply actions
Did you see this??
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
Yes I do
however he is also 14 ….which makes him moody and obnoxious too
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
Dads are allowed to kick kids in the nuts still, right?
When he acts like he’s on his teen-boy period, a swift kick in the nuts balances out his hormones.
#52
I don't kick him in the nuts
I flick them instead….it is sneakier
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
If he falls asleep on the couch
FLICK right in the nuts… when he wakes up, he’ll be a happy boy.
#52
ah...so that is the trick
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
He sort of looks like a cross between Jonah Hill and Adam Herschman
I ♥ Julie Chu
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Mar 5, 2010 12:35 AM PST up reply actions
Apparently 2k10 is so realisitc
They realize KP likes to keep six extra PGs on the roster.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
nah i did pretty bad in summer league/training camp and i made the blazer roster
except nate likes to go crazy with the lineups and play jbay at the 4
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 4, 2010 6:35 PM PST up reply actions
Or Roy as PG
The last few times I’ve matched up vs. them I’ve been defending Roy . I’m a good defender but I’m still a PG, Roy owns me.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I think it has to do with how well your team is
And since the Blazers in my My Player were fifth in teh West my first year and fourth now, and Houston (my team) won the title….
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
so i should wait
until after finals to buy it, can’t be wasting all my precious studying time on vidya games
the few, the proud, the blazers
by HD on Mar 4, 2010 6:04 PM PST up reply actions
That's the great thing about My Player
You don’t have to play a full game, in fact you don’t. Even as a starter I rarely take with 5 minute quarters more than 15-20 minutes per game.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
yeah....it's really fun.
i’ve been addicted to it since i got it. my player mode is awesome.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
bttf2 is the best
because the kid on the right is my friend now. he is an adult now. i’m not friends with little kids.
dinasour type of guys choir boys
he was 17 in that picture
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 4, 2010 6:44 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
See, my dad actually had longer hair than this pic
Obviously those are all pics of me except for the one of my dad and mom in the lower right.
He cut it short in year 2 of law school, and one of his teacher’s thanked him because it was distracting to see this baby fine blonde hair everyday.
#52
Baby Mortimer was so cute!
Your dad didn’t really have a skullet. BTW, don’t do a skullet image search. It’s gross.
#52
hahah from what i can tell you look exactly like your dad
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Mar 4, 2010 6:17 PM PST up reply actions
I kinda do
He has a real round nose, and he was pretty fat at my age. Him and my brother look exactly alike. I look like his mom’s side of the family, but my MOM looks like that side of the family too, so I dunno who I look like. I sorta look like my Uncle Bill, and he was who raised my dad.
Me and my brobro both got the big frame from my pappy, and he got it from his pappy.
When I call home, my older brother even SOUNDS like my dad on the phone, where if my dad answers, I think it’s my brother messing around and saying he was dad, because he is annoying like that.
#52
I sound like my dad on the phone too
My uncle would call and I would be saying weird crap to mess with him and my dad
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
Apparently some people think I sound like my mom on the phone.
I hate it when they just start talking thinking I am her.
#52
wow check that out! lol
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Mar 4, 2010 6:29 PM PST up reply actions
Mort's dad
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
A Geologist friend of mine used to bring home
Homemade Mescal from Mexico that was the strongest liquor I have ever experienced
by southern oregon on Mar 4, 2010 6:29 PM PST up reply actions
I have run into homemade unstamped mescal before, pretty harsh stuff and I'm pretty sure they cooked the mash with tires
worst hangover I’ve ever had. I literally called in dead to work.
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Mar 4, 2010 7:38 PM PST up reply actions
Roland Rating
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
Hey ....it is named after someone
that’s cool
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
Love your work with the Blazers
But Buck the Fuskies.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
who are the Buskies?
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Mar 4, 2010 7:36 PM PST up reply actions
Tell him I am looking for him
and when I find him….he is going down!!
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
Oh wait!
You are talking about Brandon? Never mind ,,, I like him
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
I like them too.
But only on Brandon!
Last night as I was leaving the game there was a guy on the escalator that apparently thought he was really cool and had the dumb lines in his eyebrow. I don’t understand those.
#52
no they can be hot on certain boys
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Mar 4, 2010 6:44 PM PST up reply actions
seriously i don’t understand those. i think boys just do it cuz it’s a trend
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Mar 4, 2010 6:43 PM PST up reply actions
tell him to bring rose city a championship that he promised
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Mar 4, 2010 6:30 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
has that girl from baylor throwing the punch been talked about yet? check it. she gets suspended for two games while LGB gets suspended for 2/3s of the season. smh
lessssss go #52
she looks like a boy
go figure
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Mar 4, 2010 6:46 PM PST up reply actions
Grizz come all the way back
65 all in the 3rd.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
How did they score 65 points ?
all in the 3rd quarter?
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
Down 6 at half
Came out strong again.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Dude I love it when girls randomly start speaking french.
Official Adrian Wojnarowski Hater.
The Ardent Optimist.
correction
Dude I love it when girls randomly start speaking french.
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
by 92wastheyear on Mar 4, 2010 6:53 PM PST up reply actions 5 recs
rec
…rec!
If you weren't a jail blazers fan...
you aren't a trail blazers fan.
by rudy fernandez forever on Mar 4, 2010 6:53 PM PST up reply actions
lol
rec
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 4, 2010 6:54 PM PST up reply actions
But he is happy and complete
With doing an ad for the US Census I noticed.
It was a fun ad actually.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
its going to be awesome when we go 82-0 and Roy, Oden, LNA, Batum, Bayless and Rudy all make the allstar team
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
Yup
And the entire all-NBA first team is us.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
And it's the first championship year of our dynasty.
The Blazer Dynasty.
Trailblazer dynasty.
The dynasty of the Blazers.
None of those sound bad.
#10 & #52
we will win 12 championships in a row
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 4, 2010 7:14 PM PST up reply actions
It would suck if we had to wait through a player's strike at any point during that run.
But sometimes one has to accept the bad with the good.
#10 & #52
IDOL! check your email!
hating advanced stats since 1980
Rudy-hater, Bayless-hater, Coolio-hater
Oden*fanboy, Batum*fanboy, MMA*fanboy
why do you hate optimism?
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
well hopefully he ain't upset lol
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Mar 4, 2010 7:17 PM PST up reply actions
i feel bad for him already.
but good luck, Bayless…..i know you’ll work hard
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
Jerryd is the man!
How can people say he doesn’t have what it takes????
I just got me my 1st footnote thingy:
“I don’t feel like I’m going to be happy or complete until I’m an All-Star. My favorite example is that it took Chauncey six, seven years. And Chauncey’s been a mentor for me, and I’ve learned a lot from him in these last couple years. So, people can say what they want, but I’ll get the last laugh. " – Bayless
I'd like to hear more about how Billups is a mentor to Bayless.
That sounds neat, even though I am skeptical about players being able to imbue other players with their abilities via coaching/mentorship.
#52
hinrichhinrichhinrichhinrichhinrichhinrichhinrichhinrichhinrich for 3
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
The O says
Current Blazer and former Washington Huskies star Brandon Roy got a standing ovation Thursday night before the Oregon-Washington game at McArthur Court.
Roy wore all Husky purple as he waved to the crowd. Only a smattering of boos were aimed at Roy – perhaps the only Husky who could be treated so civilly at Mac Court.
http://blog.oregonlive.com/behindducksbeat/2010/03/oregon_basketball_brandon_roy.html
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
awww
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 4, 2010 7:25 PM PST up reply actions
dangit Bulls come on
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
That was a horrible play
Worthy of us, failure to control a FT miss.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
HINRICH WITH THE WIDE OPEN THREEEEEEEEEEEEE?
Of course not.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Zbo with another monstrous game
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
that nickname always made me think of one of these
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
no comments on my picture of "ga-zbo?"
:(
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
attention whore
<3
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 4, 2010 9:07 PM PST up reply actions
tell the truth Mort, this never happened.
Not once, never
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Mar 4, 2010 9:13 PM PST up reply actions
I say "gah" a lot
And I am sure I said that during Z-Bo’s reign several times.
Although I usually say “zach”, I guess.
GAH. ZACH. STOP HOLDING THE BALL.
#52