On The Go With G.O. #3 -- Greg Oden Speed Racer

Look out people of Oregon -- there is a dangerous driver on the loose.

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NOOOO!

His license says that he’s 6’10" and 280 lbs. But most importantly he’s not a legit seven footer! Not even with shoes on! BUSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

The Kings have the best bench I’ve seen. There are easily 14 guys on this team good enough for every bench in the league. Now if we could only get some starters, I’d totally jizz in my pants.

Kings fan

by dyshooter182 on Mar 30, 2010 4:09 PM PDT reply actions

he’s definitely seven foot.

#52

by Cablinasian on Mar 30, 2010 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions

Yeah, he was probably hunched over on crutches

"You've been warned...!"
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by mookie on Mar 30, 2010 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions

You can't lie to the DMV.

You know what happens when you lie to the DMV?

*looks side to side

they…KILL.. you

The Kings have the best bench I’ve seen. There are easily 14 guys on this team good enough for every bench in the league. Now if we could only get some starters, I’d totally jizz in my pants.

Kings fan

by dyshooter182 on Mar 30, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions

If Greg isn't 7 foot

then there are alot of illegitimate ‘7 footers’ out there. Maybe the NBA is getting the WWE complex…..

In reality though, That licence was done in 07 and apparently he has grown since then so at the very least I think we have close enough to who gives a damn a 7 footer

by MadBlaze on Mar 30, 2010 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions

I thought exaggerating by 2 inches was par for basketball players

Disclaimer: everything I know about basketball I learned on Blazersedge.

by pualo on Mar 30, 2010 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions

i knew this before, but never really gave it much thought until now

His middle name is Wayne. Brandon’s is Dwayne. cool.

by CleBlazer on Mar 30, 2010 4:37 PM PDT reply actions

er.. Brandon Dawayne (sp)

now we just need Dwyane Wade to make it even better.

S&T for him, KP. Do it and the Vulcans will back off.

by CleBlazer on Mar 30, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions

not a good thing

these are the waynes i know

dinasour type of guys choir boys

by mittsabishy on Mar 30, 2010 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions

interesting, but theres been a lot of murders in the last X years

Maybe if they compared it to “John” and there was a noticeable difference.

Portland could coast along with their superior talent and stay right with us. Now that Portland woke up, the hammer cometh down.

Bayless > Daffy Duck after 3 cans of rockstar

by Batumshakalaka on Mar 30, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions

"You've been warned...!"
A Stern Warning : http://www.asternwarning.com

by mookie on Mar 30, 2010 4:59 PM PDT reply actions

I agree with Greg though.

You all need to stay on the right unless you’re passing. Not sure whether that is a native Oregonian thing or something introduced by the Californians but… seriously. Stay on the right.

by conspirator5 on Mar 31, 2010 2:51 AM PDT reply actions