Spring Into Junk - March 21st 2010
I dedicate this junk to springtime and the return of the sun.
So yesterday was the official Vernal Equinox this year, which begins spring in the north and autumn in the south.
via d.yimg.com
People gather here to see the shadow of Kukulkcan descend upon Chichén Itzá each Vernal Equinox.
Now, let's talk about the final games of the first weekend of the 2010 NCAA Tourney and find out the futures of at least 2-3 JDers teams, including ms. love's orange [UPDATED: Cuse smashes the Zags and will head to SLC], mr. snake's red [UPDATED: Cornell SMASHES(!!!!) the Badgers and will head to Syracuse (Will Jake and g-love both attend this game?)], and someone's Bears, someone here is attached to Cal right?
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Who are you kidding?
Everyone knows the sun only comes out from July to September in Oregon. Meanwhile, I miss the clouds out here.
Wearing the black band for Jarrett Jack, Ime Udoka, Fred Jones, Sergio Rodriguez, Channing Frye, Luke Schenscher, Shavlik Randolph, James Jones, Josh McRoberts, Steven Hill, Jarron Collins, Michael Ruffin, Steve Blake and Travis Outlaw. Sacrificed to the unmerciful god of progress.
But there's never just darkness.
There’s that moon things, though it’s not as bright as the sun. I think they need to get the phosphorous recharged in it or something. And when there’s no clouds, the stars are neat to see. Little tiny suns, hanging just outside the stratosphere. I’d like to catch one some day.
Wearing the black band for Jarrett Jack, Ime Udoka, Fred Jones, Sergio Rodriguez, Channing Frye, Luke Schenscher, Shavlik Randolph, James Jones, Josh McRoberts, Steven Hill, Jarron Collins, Michael Ruffin, Steve Blake and Travis Outlaw. Sacrificed to the unmerciful god of progress.
Gus Johnson is in classic form this morning
The man is setting the stage in the event this game is a good one, love an announcer who does his homework and loves the game (and no, I do not miss bitterman Billy Packer)
Free AK1984.
"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez
it's raining
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
but YESTERDAY
on the Vernal Equinox, it was awesome!
Plus, it’s not quite raining at my house yet.
I did some yardwork.
But that was yesterday
…..hey! That sounds like a good song title….maybe by Foreigner…hmm.
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
by 92wastheyear on Mar 21, 2010 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions
The Syracuse ZoneD has been well-scouted.
I think the Zags look like they can win unless Syracuse stays hot outside.
#10 & #52
Jackson now with 3 fouls
The Zags have 9 minutes to exploit this
Free AK1984.
"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez
by blazeraddict on Mar 21, 2010 9:32 AM PDT up reply actions
That is going to be huge.
Syracuse needs to keep attacking Sacre to have any chance of evening the field.
#10 & #52
southern oregon's first car

Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
is it really a car if it’s horse drawn?
#10, #52
by The Arkitect on Mar 21, 2010 10:09 AM PDT up reply actions
that is a 1903 Oldsmobile
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
by 92wastheyear on Mar 21, 2010 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions
I see a gear on the rear axle
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Mar 21, 2010 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions
that’s what they want you to believe
#10, #52
by The Arkitect on Mar 21, 2010 10:22 AM PDT up reply actions
it has a steering stick, just like a normal car
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Mar 21, 2010 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions
free your mind, and the rest will follow
#10, #52
by The Arkitect on Mar 21, 2010 10:24 AM PDT up reply actions
alright?

I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Mar 21, 2010 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions
I should get some of those ribbons for my car…
.
.
you hear anything from the committee on your kabobs yet?
#10, #52
by The Arkitect on Mar 21, 2010 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
April 1st
I think I should call them every day until then though, just to drive home how enthusiastic I am.
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Mar 21, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions
I recommend lawn signs at their homes
#10, #52
by The Arkitect on Mar 21, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions
I could redo the scene from "Say Anything" with the boombox and the trenchcoat
except instead of playing Peter Gabriel, I play Arabic prayer songs
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Mar 21, 2010 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Syracuse looking great right now
If their C can get healthy, they have a great chance to win it all
Free AK1984.
"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez
yeah, Zags not looking so sharp either
#10, #52
by The Arkitect on Mar 21, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions
Holy Crap I just turned it on
is that the real score?
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Mar 21, 2010 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions
no, they made that up just for you
#10, #52
by The Arkitect on Mar 21, 2010 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions
I wish they hadn't done that on my account
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Mar 21, 2010 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions
I hope the Blazers are watching this
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Mar 21, 2010 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions
ex"zag"ly
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Mar 21, 2010 10:37 AM PDT up reply actions
Last week: Quiet week. This week: Crazy week.
Anyone ready to find out, good or bad, what level the Blazers are playing at?
It sure looks that way
But at the same time, a number of teams have worked out their problems on lesser opponents and come back improved.
Though they’ll need to change their lineups again with Rudy out. Martell will likely reappear.
Bayless might pickup some of the slack there also.
He could attack on a game like this and be effective.
#10 & #52
Don't we have another layoff til thursday this week?
and then a back to back next weekend?
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Mar 21, 2010 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions
I thought we had one more game mid-week.
Oh well, busy as of later this week. ;)
Stupid NBA schedulers.
So...
….Rasheed Wallace at #12 all time (O-live) and Mychal Thompson at #11
I am not sure I agree
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
At this point, I'm most curious where he'll rank Brandon Roy.
Number two is a reasonable possibility.
1, 2, or 3
Much of it depends on what the committee thinks of Walton …Ring vs Longevity is the key question…it they favor longevity the Clyde gets the nod at #1 and then Roy could climb to #2 (by the same rationale) ..I suspect that it will be this #1 Walton, #2 Clyde, #3 Roy #4 Lucas
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
by 92wastheyear on Mar 21, 2010 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions
that sounds reasonable to me
I think Clyde and Walton have to be one and two
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Mar 21, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah...I think they will go that way
Schonze is on that committee and he will push for Walton at #1
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
by 92wastheyear on Mar 21, 2010 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions
I think even with the title, walton loses out for number one, just because of how he left
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Mar 21, 2010 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions
I think they'll let that go
In terms of how great a player is, he has to rank with Clyde. Plus he got us a title. But the short amount of time with the team hurts his overall numbers.
I suspect It’ll be 1. Clyde, 2. Bill, 3. Brandon and maybe 4. Terry, but I’m not sure.
I was thinking Luke at #4
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
by 92wastheyear on Mar 21, 2010 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions
Yeah I am conflicted
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
by 92wastheyear on Mar 21, 2010 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions
I thought they had Sheed pegged in the article though (regardless of ranking)
All the talent in the world but not the drive to be the #1 guy on the team and there was no one else on the team to take that role (Pippen came close but no cigar) . The more I think of it, that Detroit team was probably the only kind of team he could have been really successful with…..bunch of stars, but no superstars and a dominant point.
PS I always had a bit of a soft spot for Zach …because of Rasheed. My biggest disappointment with Sheed was his unwillingness to be the man…of all of Zach’s faults…he was not intimidated by the thought of being the primary scorer (and he would camp on the post to accomplish it) and to be the man
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
by 92wastheyear on Mar 21, 2010 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions
headed to a sports bar. cross your fingers for the Big Red.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
Old Pro?
Free AK1984.
"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez
by blazeraddict on Mar 21, 2010 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions
They have a nice space, food can be meh but it's a good place to watch a game
Coupa Cafe across the street is a good desert spot for afterward
Free AK1984.
"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez
by blazeraddict on Mar 21, 2010 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions
I got a question
Why are the Blazers and Portland so in love with Clyde Drexler? The dude spent most of his career in Portland, then gets traded to Houston, wins a ring, and after his retirement decides he’d rather stick with the Rockets organization. Why show love for a guy that doesn’t show it back?
Odenized
He has many times shown his respect for PDX
plus we take into account that Houston is his home town…born and raised there…so it is understandable that he would continue to reside there
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
by 92wastheyear on Mar 21, 2010 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions
He's from Texas for one thing, so it's not unreasonable for him to want to be there, also if you aren't old enough to remember watching him play
then I’m not sure any explanation can really help you understand what it was like having him on our team. He was a legit all-star who could go toe to toe with anyone in the league, and he was just incredible to watch. He still has some of my favorite dunks of all time, and he more than any other player was an icon of this team. His status in this town is legend.
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Mar 21, 2010 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions
watch this
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Mar 21, 2010 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions
the last dunk was in the Sports Illustrated commercial for like ten years
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Mar 21, 2010 11:29 AM PDT up reply actions
Oh ...yeah !
it is also the primary reason I love the red unis
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
by 92wastheyear on Mar 21, 2010 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions
I should probably write a fanpost about it
Andre Miller is an Anachronism
by tominhawaii on Mar 21, 2010 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I think all the players are male
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
by 92wastheyear on Mar 21, 2010 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I just had breakfast
I’m not sure where everyone else is
Andre Miller is an Anachronism
by tominhawaii on Mar 21, 2010 12:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I could have another breakfast.
Wearing the black band for Jarrett Jack, Ime Udoka, Fred Jones, Sergio Rodriguez, Channing Frye, Luke Schenscher, Shavlik Randolph, James Jones, Josh McRoberts, Steven Hill, Jarron Collins, Michael Ruffin, Steve Blake and Travis Outlaw. Sacrificed to the unmerciful god of progress.
I had egg, turkey bacon, and whole grain english muffin
It’s only 10am here.
Andre Miller is an Anachronism
by tominhawaii on Mar 21, 2010 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I was going to go off on a self-reply fest
like that one awesome junk drawer. But I couldn’t remember who did that, so I couldn’t find it to link to it. And then I lost any sense of motivation.
Was it Scotty?
Andre Miller is an Anachronism
by tominhawaii on Mar 21, 2010 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Probably
I don’t know why the mod in the room just doesn’t tell us.
Are you there mod, it’s me Margaret?
Andre Miller is an Anachronism
Wow
there are not one but TWO posts on indycornrows about how they wish the team would not have a little resurgence late in the year because it hurts their draft position. What a bummer to have to write that post.
Buttcrack (1998)
Synopsis of Buttcrack
Wade’s constantly exposed buttcrack annoys his roommate Brian to no end, so Brian kills him. Unfortunately, Wade returns as a zombie, buttcrack still flagrantly visible. ~ Rebecca Flint Marx, All Movie Guide
Andre Miller is an Anachronism
It's in mine
I looked at it and was wondering what the hell it was.
You can watch it online here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Vd4crlemBc
I think I ordered it because of Mojo Nixon or just because it sounded so stupid.
Andre Miller is an Anachronism
Solutions to yesterday's junk. Yeah, I didn't just make that stuff up.
Problem 1

Joel is risk-loving (certainty equivalent > to be expected value of his “gamble”). His utility of wealth graph would look something like the picture above. The three-year contract would give him $15 million with 100% certainty (CV2). The expected value of signing the one-year contract and becoming a free agent like he did is: EV (in millions of dollars) = 7 + (.25 × 0) + (.75 × 14) = 7 + 0 + 10.5 = 17.5. If his gamble goes wrong he only makes 7 million (CV1).
Since Joel has chosen an uncertain prospect with an expected value of $17.5 million over the sure $15 million, his certainty equivalent must be greater than $15 million (you would have to give him more of a risk premium). It must also be less than the $21 million he could stand to make if everything turns out right, since it would be irrational to value the risky option higher than the best-case scenario. His certainty equivalent (CE) is somewhere in between those two.
Though this problem (and his love for risk) would be more extreme if his first year contract had a very low value, say 3 million. Then his expected value would be 13.5 million, even lower than the guaranteed three-year contract.
JscotJr was the closest to solving this problem as far as I had seen ;)
Problem 2 "Kevin buying tornado insurance"

Without any insurance, the expected value (EV) of Kevin’s home is: EV = (chance home is destroyed × value if destroyed) + (chance it is unscathed × value if unscathed) = (.01 × $0) + (.99 × $1,000,000) = $990,000.
The maximum someone facing an uncertain prospect is willing to pay for insurance is the difference between the highest amount he will end up with and his certainty equivalent. In this case, that is $1,000,000 – $980,000 (given information) = $20,000.
If Kevin purchases the insurance for $X, he will always have $1,000,000 – $X for certain. If his house is not hit by a tornado, he will retain the $1,000,000 value of the house, but he must pay $X for the insurance premium, leaving him with $10,00,000 – $X. On the other hand, if his house is hit by a tornado, the insurance company will reimburse him $1,000,000. After taking into account the $X premium, he is left with $1,000,000 – $X. Thus, if he buys insurance, he will end up with $1,000,000 – $X for certain, whether or not his house is destroyed.
The fact that Kevin’s certainty equivalent (CE) is $980,000 means that he would be just as happy with $980,000 for sure as he is risking the 1% chance that his house will be destroyed by a tornado. Therefore, if $1,000,000 – $X is greater than $980,000, Kevin will definitely buy the insurance. $1,000,000 – $X will be greater than $980,000 as long as the insurance premium is less than $20,000. So, $20,000 is the maximum he would be willing to pay for insurance.
As for the final part of that question, I have no answer if that will influence his willingness to re-sign in Oklahoma. I think he will.
Problem 3 Michael Jordan

At point A, the MRS = 5. Point A is Jordan’s optimum consumption bundle. At this point his so-called indifference
curve is tangent to the budget constraint. Therefore, at this point the slope of the indifference curve equals the slope of the budget constraint. This slope of the budget constraint is the negative of the price ratio: − Price of basketballs / price of gatorade = − (10/2) = −5.
In words, the marginal (marginal = additional) rate of substitution (Gatorade to basketballs) is the rate at which Jordan is willing to give up x bottles of Gatorade in order to obtain one additional basketball. At point A, he would give up 5 bottles of Gatorade to receive one more basketball.
The statement in part (b) is false. Jordan’s new optimum will never fall between B and C or between F and G because these segments would lie on lower indifference curves than Jordan’s original curve. (And indifference curves cannot cross.) Jordan will always be on the highest indifference curve he can reach given his income and the prices of the two goods. Otherwise he would not optimize his utility (happiness/satisfaction) with his buying decision.
MSU-Maryland!!!!!!!
Wow!!!!!!!!!
Free AK1984.
"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez
awesomeness
saw it at the bowling alley and was amazed
Boom Boom Batum is the greatest Blazer ever... and has the best nickname of any Blazer ever!!!
by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions
that was awesome. i woke my grandpa up from his nap saying, “yesss!!”
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 21, 2010 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Next up for his boys
The AAU all-stars.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
But they will be doing that near their own home court.
This is unreal. I bet not one committee member considered Cornell making it to the sweet 16 in Syracuse.
#10 & #52
Happened for George Mason too
They ended up playing in DC for the third/fourth rounds, a few metro stops from campus.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
That's funny.
This is already one of the most interesting tourneys in recent memory. I wonder if it will continue to be surprising. A lot of high seeds are entering the fray.
#10 & #52
unfortunately
it seems like the early upsets usually make for less compelling Sweet Sixteen and Elite Eight games, as order is restored with real authority. Although George Mason was a super-compelling story, top teams playing each other for the right to go to the final four usually leads to more competitive games and higher quality basketball.
Games like Syracuse-Texas in ’03, Gonzaga-UCLA 3 years ago, etc etc.
We’ll see how long these underdogs can keep it up, but I wouldn’t be surprised to see Kentucky just thrash Cornell, for example.
Yup, that's what I thinking will happen here too.
Still, Kansas going out is strange. They seemed so dominant until the tournament started.
#10 & #52
lol
I was actually gonna just shout out to you and ask if you watched it. Yeah, 2 guys go there to avoid football camp.
Andre Miller is an Anachronism
Do those latest developments indicate Kevin knows he's better at building up a team than fine-tuning and sustaining a roster?
Maybe he’s better at conquering new lands than defending old ones. I’m kind of similar in that regard, and get bored rather quickly by the status quo.
Or the working relationship with PA and Vulcan has deteriorated a lot.
Or some members of the media wants people to believe that. But then why doesn’t he tell his agent to shut up, or outright fires him? There’s another heavy hitter in the league representing guys like Nate, Doc Rivers, Eddie Jordan, … who would be surely willing to take KP under contract.
It's possible.
I’m kind of that type of person too. Still, Blake/Outlaw for Camby was a great fine tuning move.
#10 & #52
Who knows?
There’s so much crap floating around, it’s going to take some time to separate fact from fiction (as if we’ll ever find out what’s really happening).
Norsk, have you seen this article? It’s mostly about Lonnie Cooper (who reps AWoj also, by the way) but it talks about LeGarie too. It seems like it’s up your alley.
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/28/sports/basketball/28agent.html?pagewanted=1&_r=2&partner=rss
All I get from this article.
Is that maybe Nate will be fired soon since he is rep’d by this guy also.
#10 & #52
Interesting fact
I am ahead of Jake in the JD bracket challenge based upon the fact that I chose Cornell to get to the sweet 16 and he did not
#10, #52
I wonder if he’s stopped wetting himself yet
#10, #52
by The Arkitect on Mar 21, 2010 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
well worth it.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
well played… your boys looked good again
#10, #52
by The Arkitect on Mar 21, 2010 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
omg omg omg omg omg omg
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
I mean did you see Danny Granger light it up? A thing of beauty.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
my dad and I snuck into the bar at spaghetti factory to watch the last few minutes of Cornell.. and CBS had flipped it because it was a blowout. In Cornell’s favor.
I’m not sure what world this is.
has anyone mentioned that it’s a screwy year for college basketball?
#10, #52
by The Arkitect on Mar 21, 2010 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions
this has been a good team all year
but these two games were out of nowhere. I’m not even sure we missed a shot all weekend. A good team that had as close to a perfect weekend as any could possibly expect.
I mean:
- Cornell came into the weekend with 0 tournament wins in over 100 years of basketball
- Cornell was 3-63 all time against ranked teams. Now 5-63.
- Neither game was even close. Just total domination. How many 12 seeds have beaten a 5 and a 4 so convincingly?
Still in shock.
Good chance I’m headed out to Syracuse for the regional.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
ready for the Cornell-UW regional final?
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
UWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUUUWUWUWUUWUWUWUWUWUWWUWUWUWUUWUW!!!!!!!!!!
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
UW has an assistant, Paul Fortier, who was a Cornell assistant while I was there.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
Hmmm, let’s see, do I want to be an assistant at a pac-10 program that happens to be my alma mater, in Seattle… or do I want to be an assistant at an Ivy League program in the middle of nowhere.
I’m sure it was a very difficult decision.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
I am totally gonna watch that one, for sure
When is Kentucky vs Cornell?
Cornell is a bunch of Bobby The Brain Heenans! Using their brains along with their brawn. Most athletes just use their physicality, but the Cornell eggheads are outwitting their opponents.
#52
Thursday, time TBA.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
looks like I am going as well
to Cornell-Kentucky and Washington-West Virginia, in g-love’s hometown.
Not yet confirmed.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
Heeeey cool
That’s way rad to the max. You’re gonna be able to finagle a ticket for Thursday? Like, a game ticket, plane, all that jazz? I always figured tickets to those things, the late tournament games, were tough to get… it’s sweet 16, right?
#52
I have a good friend in Cuse I can stay with. We found a reasonably cheap plane ticket to Rochester, then we can drive. Game tickets yet to be determined.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
That'll be a lot of fun
Maybe my 1st wife will be there too and you can sleep with her again! Like in those cold Ithaca nights of years past.
#52
Funny Fact
I’ve been referring to my ex as my “1st wife” to people, and it causes confusion everytime even if people KNOW I’ve only been married once.
#52
Had you said you went to see a game at the Carrier Dome before?
It looks like a cool place to see a game but I hear it’s also weird because they close off parts of it.
#10 & #52
yeah, I’ve been there. A very cool and impressive venue, but my favorite college hoops arena (a little too cavernous), but should be unreal when its full.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
That would be worthy of an Oscar.
I don’t care who made the movie or if it sucked. It’d be worthy of an Oscar.
#10 & #52
we do have a bit of a sob story
In 2006, my last year on campus, a Cornell player (Khaliq Gant) was badly hurt in a practice. They weren’t sure he would walk again. He had a fairly remarkable recovery, and leads a healthy life now, although his playing career ended that day.
The crazy part is that our current C Jeff Foote was then a walk on at St. Bonaventure on an academic scholarship. The nurse at the local hospital that admitted and took care of Gant was Foote’s mother. As legend goes, she was so impressed with the team’s love and support for Gant that she talked Jeff into considering transferring to Cornell. At the time, he was kind of weak and awkward, but 2 years later he’s arguably the best defensive C in the Ivy League since Chris Dudley.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
That's pretty cool
Is he a real 7 footer? Is it that guy? I didn’t remember Dudley was an Ivy Leaguer.
I can’t wait to see the story told via a color commentator filling time, or a halftime special.
#52
not very thick
much improved from 2 years ago, but still lanky. He’s very slow and methodical on the block. Can be shut down by a strong 1v1 defender.
Excellent passer.
Very good and smart defender.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
But he'll trick everyone with his devious Ivy mind!
Or his rich dad will come charging into the arena and make the coaches play his kid by buying the team uniforms or whatever.
#52
yes, Foote is a legit 7 feet
I think he’s better than e.g. Luke Schensher, anyway.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
If he moves better and has the same size
Then he could be a pro. Schensher is pretty stiff.
I am assuming he is a white 7 footer, since you used Schensher as his comparison.
#52
oh, very, very white.
pretty stiff by NBA standards. Not likely a rotation player in the NBA. NBA bench player or else a D-League/Overseas stud.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
Foote is worth a 2nd round flyer
Insance to think an Ivy League team will have 3 guys in NBA camps this summer, with 1 (Foote) a near lock to be in the league
Free AK1984.
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by blazeraddict on Mar 21, 2010 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Foote, Wittman and Harvard's Jeremy Lin
have all been invited to the Portsmouth predraft camp. Kind of unheard of for the Ivies.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
I think Dale will be on someone's summer roster
Though I see him going the Pooh Jetter route (some good summer moments, but he’ll be playing in Europe)
Free AK1984.
"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez
by blazeraddict on Mar 21, 2010 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions
yes, Dale will be a pro, but probably not in this country.
Very good athlete (he is an outstanding rebounder for a guard and has thrown down a couple impressive dunks in his career), but just too small to be an NBA-er.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
Ivy league degree, ability to play pro
for 5 years and change on the coast of Spain/Italy – I’m not shedding any tears for him :)
Free AK1984.
"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez
by blazeraddict on Mar 21, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions
actually not quite true
Cornell has I think a 30+ game losing streak to Cuse, but has won there back in the day.
Also, at the beginning of the 2005/2006 season Cornell played a mini tournament there, winning the first round game against St. Francis and then giving Cuse a good game in the finals. This may have happened other times also when Cuse has hosted mini tournaments, I’m not sure.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
Ah, nice.
I wasn’t sure how old Carrier was. But at least Cornell did win in some kind of an invitational. I bet there will be a lot of red shirts in the stands there.
#10 & #52
should read *not* my favorite college hoops venue
its cool, but too big. when full, it should be awesome.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
false
I don’t know why Cornell hasn’t done this sooner— all we needed was a good coach, a 7 footer with skill, the son of an NBA player/coach and an awesome PG that nobody recruited. GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER PEOPLE.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
Maybe someday I'll know who those people are
It’d be sweet if someone from Cornell gets drafted now because of their run.
If they beat Kentucky, hoooo boy look out!
#52
Maybe after he changes his name
No courtside announcer is gonna say “PONDEXTER FOR 333333333…………………………….” Sounds awful.
#52
Cornell has led for all but two of eighty mins of ths tourney.
And is averaging 57% from the field over the two games.
Un-zaching-real.
#10 & #52
jksnake reverts to a 13 year old girl when his team wins
"In Batum's case he must realize he is very likely the first Blazer to successfully fight over a pick all season..."
-Ben
I'm pretty convinced
That Mortimer and Timmay have always been 13 year old girls.
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shouldn’t you still be out celebrating with some hot fellow alum?
must been fun. i’ll be rooting for them in the Sweet 16 too….i really hope they win
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 21, 2010 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Woo hoo!
Go Balzers!
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let’s go Xavier!! need a 5th mid major in the sweet 16.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
boo
My non bedge bracket was on its way to a 8-8 today until Pitt lost. Worst part is I had them in the final four, DOH!. I’ll take 7-8 on the day.
RUDY > MJ
Thank you KP
I am dumb
I was watching the Knicks/Rockets game thinking it was live, since I just got home. Then I check my fantasy and go “oh”.
I also thought it was live because you know when you’re watching a league pass game, and on commercial breaks they go to the screen that shows the current scores? Well, it shows what the scores were when the game was on live, so I saw Indy and OKC in the 1st quarter still and blah blah…
#52
it was an absolute joke.
Randle is comparable to Thomas. Pondexter and Fields were the two best players in the league, and it wasn’t even close.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
omgomgomg
i was at the temple of kukulcan a few years ago during spring break! it was like a week late.
Boom Boom Batum is the greatest Blazer ever... and has the best nickname of any Blazer ever!!!
by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 4:03 PM PDT reply actions
sucked
i did bad for the first 3 games of qualifying and tried to make a comeback in the last 2 but couldnt (shot a 248 and 222).
btw grats to jake. cornell ftw!
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions
we need pics if they do!!!!!!
Boom Boom Batum is the greatest Blazer ever... and has the best nickname of any Blazer ever!!!
by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions
After Joel and Oden went down
And I said we’d struggle to go .500, that was supposed to be posted under my Jksnake99 account, not my Mortimer account.
#52
i hope the blazers win tonight
and san antonio loses
then the standings look pretty cool
Boom Boom Batum is the greatest Blazer ever... and has the best nickname of any Blazer ever!!!
by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 4:08 PM PDT reply actions
The Boondocks getting ready to return to adult swim for season 3.
This is the copyright notice from their new bootleg site (made by the creators of the series but unauthorized by the distributors and such):
Boondocks Bootleg is in no way affiliated with Sony Pictures Television, Cartoon Network, or Turner Broadcasting. They do not support or condone the opinions expressed herein, nor have they officially acknowledged this site’s right to exist. All BOONDOCKS images and video clips are used without permission, in flagrant defiance of US copyright law. I’m not sure I should say anymore. Who’s asking, anyway? You’re not a cop are you? Because you have to tell me if you are. Nevermind, you’re making me nervous, I don’t want to do it anymore. " – The Management
#10 & #52
X FTW!!
5 mid majors. Unreal. MidMajority.com in full celebration mode.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
I wonder if this was expected/planned at all.
There was some interesting seeding choices here and there. But I never thought the conspiracy for the committee had them wanting mid-majors to advance.
#10 & #52
says the man who worked out with friends instead of watching our last game
Boom Boom Batum is the greatest Blazer ever... and has the best nickname of any Blazer ever!!!
by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
friday?
Boom Boom Batum is the greatest Blazer ever... and has the best nickname of any Blazer ever!!!
by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
nah man we played washington
weren’t you watching?
Boom Boom Batum is the greatest Blazer ever... and has the best nickname of any Blazer ever!!!
by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Never happened.
I went to the Rose Garden and watched the dinosaurs or something on ice I think that night. So there couldn’t have been a game there.
#10 & #52
nah you're crazy
we even talked about it on gchat and i was giving dtl poopoo about how you stupid people at the RG wouldnt cheer
Boom Boom Batum is the greatest Blazer ever... and has the best nickname of any Blazer ever!!!
by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions
i like dinosaurs
Boom Boom Batum is the greatest Blazer ever... and has the best nickname of any Blazer ever!!!
by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Hurt Locker
Free AK1984.
"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez
by blazeraddict on Mar 21, 2010 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
the guy I like the most on Washington who is underrated: Jrue’s brother, the 6’7’’ dude with Corey Brewer arms. He plays sweet defense.
Ironically, Justin Holliday has made a much bigger impact on the Pac 10 than Jrue
I read a story that the family was a little worried Romar/other schools were looking at Justin only to get to Jrue, but Romar impressed them and he got a very, very good player in return
Free AK1984.
"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez
by blazeraddict on Mar 21, 2010 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions
he is awesome. UW is impressive because they have so many long, coordinated athletes.
I think Gaddy is secretly awesome too, he just doesn’t put up big stats.
If that big man from Europe who is supposed to join them next year is half as good as
advertised, they’ll be very dangerous.
Free AK1984.
"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez
by blazeraddict on Mar 21, 2010 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t think he’ll be in a UW uni. Weird stuff surrounding his eligibility.
Now, if he did…. that is an awesome team. I will miss Quincy, though.
I'd heard the same - sounds like he played in a lower division pro league or something
Typical NCAA, those lower division “pro” leagues are comparable to mid-tier AAU ball over here in terms of talent
Free AK1984.
"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez
by blazeraddict on Mar 21, 2010 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Anyone ever been to PITFIRE PIZZA?
Dunno if they’re only in LA. I see a few LA locations.
Friend just told me it was the best pizza she ever had. Maybe I get it for the game, who knows, huh?
#52
I doubt it's in style anymore
But last time I was in Paris, maybe 4 years ago, and I was walking around by myself and I got the stink eye from a group of tough looking dudes, but they were all wearing capris and it made me giggle. Looks so… capri-ish.
#52
Yes, I never under the man-pris phenomenon.
I’ll wear knee-high shorts if I want to be like Mike. I’ll wear short shorts if I want to be like you. And I’ll wear pants if I don’t want to wear shorts. I don’t get the need for more in-betweens.
#10 & #52
They're just flat ugly
Let alone really, shall we say, homosexual looking.
I like shorts that hit the knee just so, or right above, but baggy. I hate anything tight on my legs.
Anything too long and I think I look like a nerd.
#52
Hmm
I think if I looked homosexual I’d be more stylish than I am, so maybe that’d be better. Just no capris.
#52
Xavier is a strong candidate for most underrated program in college basketball. Arguably a better program than Gonzaga and nobody ever talks about them.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
Yeah, their a consistent tourney team and churn out power conference coaches every 2 years
Free AK1984.
"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez
by blazeraddict on Mar 21, 2010 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions
in the last 6 years they've made the sweet 16 with 3 different coaches
one more win and it will be elite 8s under 3 different coaches in 6 years.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
I thought they were considered good
But I don’t follow it at all. I just always see their name in March.
#52
Louis CK "chewed up" is a great one
Jim Gaffigan’s “Beyond the Pale” is good, and not dirty like CK’s.
Sarah Silverman’s “Jesus is Magic” has good standup, but everything else in it really sucks.
Gilbert Gottfried’s act is old school in a good way but really filthy and I think it’s more for comedians than it is for regular folk.
Lemme see more…
#52
I liked "Mr. Warmth: The Don Rickles project"
But it’s a documentary about him with recent concert footage… he’s a legend so it’s interesting.
Zach Galifianakis(sp?)’s show on Netflix is real good, if ya like him.
I like Eddie Izzard, but not enough to recommend him. If you’ve seen him and like him, he has a ton of videos on Netflix.
The Comedians of Comedy standup show was good, but now Netflix only has the version where Zach G. is edited out for some reason, and his bit where he does his “mid-western lame brother of Zach G” character.
#52
If ya see Lisa Lampanelli on roasts and think she's funny (which she often us)
It doesn’t translate to her standup. I think she kinda sucks.
#52
Margarette Cho has turned 1 failed sitcom into 15 years of material
I don’t like her act very much, but she has some on there as well. Plus lots of the redneck comedian guys, of which only Ron White is listenable.
#52
Dana Gould's special is supposed to be okay
He writes for current-day Simpsons, which I think is about as funny as his act… just kinda, “ok”.
#52
I don’t watch as much standup, but my friend I’m with who is hip on all the comedians hates Dane Cook.
Chris Kramer from Purdue could be playing FS for the Seahawks
Free AK1984.
"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez
Purdue wins. Wow. Heck of a coaching job by Matt Painter. Least respected 4 seed ever?
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
Injured teams FTW
Both Michigan State and Purdue overcame huge injuries to win late.
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Yesssssssssssssssss
Tonights the night! I like that comcast has the HD channel showing the east coast feed so i can watch the 2 hours of it tonight and then watch the blazer game!!!
Boom Boom Batum is the greatest Blazer ever... and has the best nickname of any Blazer ever!!!
by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 4:48 PM PDT reply actions
so OKC got whooped
hopefully San Antonio gets beat too and if we win we 1/2 game out of 5th place!!
Odenized
What happened?
How the heck did they get their ass kicked by Indy?
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Westbrook's performance was far stinkier than Durant's
They just don’t have enough offense if both of those guys are off. Guess its like us against Denver when Roy and LA were non-existant…..except they were up against Indy, which hurts a whole lot more.
Not to start the endless debate
But I think when Westbrook has a bad game it affects them much more than if Durant does.
#52
Its all gonna go downhill from here on out for the thunder
9 of their last 14 against playoff teams, most from the West. I still think the blazers can pass them as long as they beat them at least 1 out of the 2 games head to head.
RUDY > MJ
Thank you KP
I was surprised by how young Sigourney Weaver looked. I remembered her older. Then again, when I watched it the last time we were both younger ;)
The tricks look a little dated, but still not in a bad way that would make it ridiculous. The dialogues are gold.
One line I always said as a kid
When they’re all arguing in the mayor’s office, and the EPA guy is being a jerk, and the mayor quiets them and asks the Ghostbusters “is this true?”.
And Bill Murray says “yes, your honor, it is true. This man has no [weiner].”
And then the weinerless EPA guy yells and Bill Murray says “WELL THAT’S WHAT I HEARD” all defensively, and I always said that specific line growing up after saying a dumb joke-lie.
#52
Also, I have a tattoo of a key on my ring finger.
It’s my wedding band. My wife has the keyhole on hers. I used to tell her that if I have to go on without her I’ll just tell the future hunnies of the world that I am the key master.
#10 & #52
I saw Ghostbusters 1 at a brew-pub theater in Portland
Forget which specific one… it was fun.
When the EPA guy comes on the screen and everyone booed, and someone yells out I HATE THE EPA and it was funny.
#52
We've already gone over this.
I’m not your dad because he had blonde hair. So stop calling my house and crying “daddy please!”
#10 & #52
That guy got a much deeper voice in most synchronized/dubbed versions. But I watched the English one today.
How little Winston is in the actual movie was something I didn't remember as a kid either
He’s barely in it!
#52
I went to Farrel's for my 18th birthday
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Mar 21, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
well one of us had an ironic birthday, the other didn't
I was drunk when I was at farrell’s btw
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Mar 22, 2010 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice
Rick Moranis ftw
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He'll never match the stache
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
So Lucas likely has a torn ACL for MSU
I think they beat UNI (although far from certain) but that’s probably it.
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Friday
Tennessee-Ohio State at 7:07 ET, St. Louis
St. Mary’s-Baylor at 7:27 ET, Houston
Northern Iowa-Mich St at 9:37 ET, St. Louis
Purdue-Duke at 9:57 ET, Houston
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
talked my friend out of hanging out before the game… I like to watch games alone or with hard core fans.
Go Hawks!
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San Anton is on fiyah
14-2 run since Hawks got the first two buckets
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
how do we feel about KP making 800K and the whole Miller/Wark thing?
It’s Vecsey, so there’s obviously a lot of salt to take with the article.
I think we should sign KP longterm and pay him good
Paying him “good” = peanuts compared to NBA player salaries, and he’s more important than most of our guys.
I am not concerned though. Vecsey, same as Canzano, IS NEVER RIGHT. EVER. He’s always always always wrong, incorrect, and playing make-em-ups. It simply can’t be trusted.
#52
Just remember how many times we've read him and scoffed at how out of touch and ludicrous his ideas and reports were
Same thing applies here.
#52
the big revelations to me were that Wark hasn’t been extended in Denver and that KP makes peanuts. The opinion parts are always important to ignore.
I expect KP to be signed and I'd be surprised at anything else
He makes peanuts because he was a super young first time GM. His next contract should be what he’s worth.
#52
Obviously Wark would love to be the Blazers GM
Limitless resources and a strong fanbase and good players… it’s a good gig.
#52
he is the Nuggets’ “quant,” who happens to be the founding father of basketball advanced statistics.
Our guys are just as good, and the Blazers have a number of external consultants who are good. Admittedly I think Warkentien is a better negotiator than KP, especially when it comes to “incentivizing” and little details in contracts. KP is a great player evaluator and motivator, not so much a nitty gritty guy.
George Karl (also a LeGarie client) only got a one-year extension in Denver. Denver seems not to spendy right now.
He splits the market about half with another agent specializing on coaches and league executives. He does have a pretty bad run at the moment. I emailed Ben with some of what I heard, but didn’t get a reply yet. Maybe I won’t.
The other guy must be the one mentioned in the article Corvid linked earlier?
Who is Nate’s agent and 6 of his 9 coaches got fired last year or somethin.
#10 & #52
If Vecesy told me the sun was going to rise in the East tomorrow morning
I would wait and see for myself
by southern oregon on Mar 21, 2010 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
If the number is correct, it's little compared to what coaches make
And while he maybe doesn’t have the same workload day to day as Nate, I’m sure he does put in his hours during peak times and is just as valuable.
And it somewhat concerns me that nobody has called back the agent so far to tell him to shut up. Sure the agent has to put his client first, but the client also knows how important the whole team atmosphere is. If KP isn’t happy with the work atmosphere anymore, as said elsewhere I could see him quit to start fresh elsewhere since that’s what he did best so far. Nobody will fire him, but he could just walk away.
Gonzaga will be haunted by seeing this again and again til their next season starts
I was wrong, Syracuse is real good:

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Zags just weren't that good this year.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
Yup
They get the guy they wanted to have foul trouble IN foul trouble and then it all falls apart.
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They imposed their will.
Inside and out, they were unstoppable. If they have Onuaku back, I can see them make the run to the championship game now.
Beating Butler without him would be even tougher.
#10 & #52
Jefferson is actually playing decent for once
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The Hawks look like they would have a tough time beating NJ tonight
by southern oregon on Mar 21, 2010 5:30 PM PDT reply actions
Oh yes Bonner that was a great idea.
Put it on the floor and try to create. That’s your job.
Stick with boards and threes, ginger.
#10 & #52
I call tomorrow’s JD.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
by jksnake99 on Mar 21, 2010 5:41 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I cant believe the Hawks are only down 10
by southern oregon on Mar 21, 2010 5:43 PM PDT reply actions
I can't believe the Hawks are down at all. Spurs still doing their best "I know what you did last summer"-killer impression.
As long as Duncan can walk
They will be a playoff team, I say.
Plus Manu has been good, and he’s REALLY good when he’s good.
#52
I loved it when Pop slammed his fist on the table at the RG
After Marty hit the key 3 to bring us within 1.
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The Spurs blog calls him "peanut"
Since that is his brain size.
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Our refs tonight
Scott Foster
Rodney Mott
Gary Zielinski
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Rodney and Rice go way back
Not in a good way.
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He's become a very solid good player
His face and mustache looks so olde tymey… if ya look at historical photographs from the 1930s of Jazz clubs in Harlem, you’ll see a ton of guys who look like Marvin Williams. He has a face that doesn’t look modern to me.
#52
Sure, it was a mistake to draft him over Chris Paul
But now that they got him, he’s a good guy to have. Won’t be an allstar, and picked too high, but he’s a good solid player.
#52
sup?
Boom Boom Batum is the greatest Blazer ever... and has the best nickname of any Blazer ever!!!
by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Exposed his public image as a fraud more like
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
good news everyone!
Inglourious Basterds is way better the second time you watch it!
and it’s really really good the first time!
plus, my fantasy baseball draft went pretty darn well….
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
yo.
i think i’m gonna try and write an action movie screenplay just for fun.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 21, 2010 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
nice. that’d be cool. i watched hard target yesterday. it was awesome.
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 21, 2010 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions
i had some cousins and stuff over this weekend for our fantasy baseball draft and i was subjected to Wolverine. it was not awesome.
except Liev Schrieber. he seemed to be the only one that knew the movie was ridiculous and acted accordingly.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 21, 2010 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
How fun!
Will it be a standard plight of the protagonist’s story-arc flick or will you be writing something strange and bizarre?
#10 & #52
it’s gonna be a revenge type. really simple, basic “they kill his wife and he kills hundreds of people to get revenge” type of thing. my goal is that it sucks so bad it’s kinda awesome. i’m trying to think up one liners.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 21, 2010 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Cool!
I’ll never rest until everyone of them is dead
You killed my wife…. now, I take your life
Now you will always remember her! From the grave!
I’m gonna open you up like an individual cereal box and pour milk inside of you.
#10 & #52
i like the second one.
i’m trying to remember the one i thought up this weekend.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 21, 2010 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe this is dumb advice
Go read some classic scripts or scripts of movies you admire. A lot can be found online.
Familiarize yourself with the basics of 3 act structure.
Keep descriptions as short as possible. It’s part of the challenge. Don’t have too much, if any, camera direction.
GO GET ’EM.
#52
ALSO
Lotsa first time/new writers overly worry about the formatting. Just get a program that formats for you. Doesn’t have to be perfect, just look “right”.
Ya don’t want it to look SILLY, but formatting gets fretted over so much when it’s easily fixable.
#52
i've read several screenplays.
this is mostly just for fun if i actually get around to it so i wouldn’t have much description stuff. it’ll probably just say “they fight” or “he does cool martial arts and kicks their collective butts”.
i’ve never written an actual screenplay though. haha. this is just a wild hair and if it gets me to write something, that would be great.
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 21, 2010 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
do it!
i used to be in a writers group that only did dialogue. it was really cool.
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 21, 2010 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Good!
The key thing to remember, is just do it. Don’t get hung up on anything— how it looks, a line ya don’t like just then, a bad description… get it down, move on, and come back to it later.
#52
Mortimer knows what he’s talking about. He has written things like the dialogue for Avatar.
by Norsktroll on Mar 21, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
hahahaha
Mortimer’s comments lead me to believe he can write dialogue way better than James Cameron
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 21, 2010 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Witness is very classically constructed, like a Greek drama
Down to “erect something at the mid-point”: He builds a house with the Amish.
the scripts i should read are things like Commanda and random JCVD, Segal, and Chuck Norris movies
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 21, 2010 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I think Commando is online, actually
Something something “Script-o-rama” used to be a good site for scripts.
More “obscure” Chuck Norris movie would be harder… Hmm. One can order any script mostly or go to the writer’s guild and read any script or any version one wants for the most part, but I don’t think it’d be easy to find, say, JCVD’s last 10 straight to video movie scripts online.
I get what you’re going for though. A good revenge movie that is awesome is everyone’s goal!
#52
i don’t care if it’s awesome on the page. it’s already awesome in my mind.
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 21, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, you gotta just do it
Figure out any problems later on. GET IT ON THE PAGE and you did more than most do!
#52
i figure mindless action is a good place to start cause you can avoid things like: story, character development, and having a point. as long as it’s all really tongue in cheek. i can’t imagine that any of these types of movies actually look good on the page. it kind of comes down to the direction, dialogue, and how the actors treat it.
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 21, 2010 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
My dream is to do an action/revenge movie starring Sabonis
He’d be a guy who has retired from the Cuban mafia in Miami and is working as a cook in a restaurant, just trying to live a quiet life.
But his dumb brother gets in trouble! Gets himself killed! Sabonis has to go back into the life he left behind to get revenge on his brother’s killers.
He used to do missions for Russia and Castro with international basketball as the cover, and still knows the Miami underworld like the back of his hand. He wears tight jeans and murders everyone with a sawed off shotgun.
#52
There's a little more to it than that
But it isn’t a fully developed idea, just a fun dream. He’s gotta be the next best action star.
#52
i’m gonna have to come up with a new idea now. I guess you couldn’t just let me have my idea…..
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 21, 2010 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
just kidding….
i would totally watch this movie you’re talking about though. you should write it.
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 21, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
If I can get Sabonis to say "yes me love it. me do it"
Then sure, I’ll write it all day and night! That’d be amazing.
#52
better send him an e-mail.
or why not just base it on Sabonis and have the guy’s name be something else?
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 21, 2010 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
And just use that other 7'4" inch Lithuanian center we all know and love?
It ain’t a serious idea. It’s better if he is playing “himself”, as a guy named Sabonis.
#52
i like this sports idea though….can i try using that? i’ll make my guy a baseball player and he’ll have a bat that is actually a gun.
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 21, 2010 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
he’ll be a guy that played baseball when he was in the army acadamy and he became a special secret agent assasin and after a mission he retired and got in to AA ball where he had lots of power but he purposely held himself back by not hitting the curve ball so he wouldn’t get noticed. then the bad guys find him…..
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 21, 2010 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Was he a major in the secret assassin program?
And is his name “Jeff League”?
Cause then you can call it MAJOR LEAGUE.
#52
haha…i don’t know his name yet. but that is a good one.
you’re gonna give me too many good ideas what with you being good at this and all and i’ll just feel like i’m stealing everything from you.
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 21, 2010 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
You're allowed to use what we discuss here
As long as it’s not something that is clearly an idea that I like for my own, such as a Sabonis action vehicle (which will never be made but just in case…)
#52
so my idea to name the guy Tabonis is no good?
i can give you a writing credit and even use your pseudonym.
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 21, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
cause this sets up a good one liner later on when the bad guys try to trick him by “throwing him a curve”. then he can say, “too bad for you, i CAN hit the curve” and then he’ll take out his bat/gun and starting bashing and shooting.
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 21, 2010 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
i gotta figure out a good way to have a gun that would work by being disguised as a bat.
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 21, 2010 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, pro bats are made of wood, and don't have tape wrapped around the handle
BUT IF YOU HAD TAPE WRAPPED AROUND THE HANDLE it could be covering a button that is the trigger that shoots a bullet out of the end of the bat.
Perhaps once you use it as a gun, it ruins the end of the bat, but it can hold 12 shots and is as accurate as a rifle.
#52
or maybe the knob on the end of the bat can unscrew and come off to reveal the trigger. and the first time it shoots the end of the bat will explode and then the bullets will fly
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 21, 2010 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, it depends on how you wanna incorporate the bat-gun in the story
One use weapon? Is it a surprise weapon? Does he use it most of the movie? Etc.
#52
surprise weapon for sure. it would be used in the climatic battle, which will occur after the setback in which he either gets in a massive crash or is shot and has to mend himself.
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 21, 2010 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
OR
Perhaps no tape is “needed”.
He can twist the handle of the bat, and pull back, which reveals a hidden trigger and gun mechanics. Reloadable. A hole slides open on the end of the bat.
It doesn’t need to be realistic that such a bat-gun would be mega heavy and not work well as a bat.
#52
oooo, that's a good idea.
this wouldn’t be a bat he would use for games. it would be a special bat hidden in his secret weapons cache stored in his baseball trophy room.
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 21, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
also, i just remembered that this brings “Batter up!” in to play….
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 21, 2010 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Have I seen that already as a Steven Segal movie, or is that just because one of Segal's main characters was a cook?
The setup is pure generic action/revenge movie setup
Going back into the life they left behind, avenging a family member, it has likely been done a trillion times.
I don’t remember any specific revenge movie like that for Seagal, though.
#52
The whole "he's a cook" and whatever stuff
Is just filler. It doesn’t really matter. He just has to go deep into the Miami underworld and avenge his brother’s death, doing battle with the powerful forces he used to work for.
#52
exactly. this isn’t a novel concept. but no one makes awesome movies that are just all action with minimal plot. i think it’s because there are no clear cut “bad guys” anymore like they had in the 80s with the Russians. In my mind, Commando is the pinnacle of the “pure action” movie.
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 21, 2010 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
reminds me that i have black dynamite at the top of my queue—a throwback movie that tries to be cheesy, yet awesome.
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 21, 2010 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions
A good friend of mine told me what happens in it
I’ve been wanting to see it, but it literally has many similar scenes and elements to something I had done before. It was funny when he told me, because I was like “really? Black Dynamite did that?”.
It was a similar sort of project that ended up not going anywhere. I wanna watch it and see how similar it is, and then figure out if there was any overlap between people who read my thing and was involved with their thing. Sometimes ideas are just the same.
#52
one summer when i was about 13 i watched that movie pretty much every day. i love that movie. seen it countless times.
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 21, 2010 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
i like some of his stuff; “brick” is a great song. but he does some really cool stuff w/ his music/delivery.
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 21, 2010 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ve never done it. It seems pretty creepy. If I ever did it; i’d want to be able to document it—I have fraps on my computer, so I could record 30 seconds at a time, but nothing beyond that.
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 21, 2010 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
LeBron sees that his max salary is the starting salary of a star MLB player, and starts asking questions
yeah, if he wants money, he should go to the yankees
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 21, 2010 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
what kind of money do you make driving a car in nascar?
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 21, 2010 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d like to see Bayless do a little reprise of his December appearance vs. the Suns (although he was putrid in his last game there).
Their ‘D’ is pretty bad, so it might be a good night for guys like Rudy and Jerryd, along with Dre.
Some numbers
Reportedly Warriors GM Riley (800k) and Presti (900K) are the LOWEST paid GMs in the league. Presti only took the pay because it enabled him to advance from his job with the Spurs, and the Warriors are stingy. The league average is supposed to be above $1.5 million.
KP is in the bottom 3? What the heck PA?!
Maybe the best thing KP's agent could do in all of this
Is let us know how little he is paid, if true.
#52
i couldn’t see it in my brief scan, maybe the mods attacked it
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 21, 2010 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
nice, i hope you replied that you’re looking for singles in your area, just as soon as you wire some money to africa to help claim an inheritance
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 21, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
the Blazer game aint gona start for like 45 minutes....
but Go Hawks!!
thunder lost today too
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i think they are the pitts…..
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 21, 2010 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I have "Taxi Driver" sitting in my DVD queue since forever. I somehow am never in the right mood for that though I know it's great. Maybe I'll just throw it out.
but you’ve seen it before right?
Taxi Driver isn’t a movie you’re ever “in the mood for”. you just watch it cause and let the awesomeness carry you away
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 21, 2010 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Sandra Bullock and her husband are an odd couple. And the woman he cheated with indeed looks more like him ;)
Didn't read the article ya linked
But I read elsewhere, and the pics showed it, that she has a “W” and a “P” on her legs, which stands for WHITE POWER, and she’s known to date skinheads and do the Nazi salute and stuff.
#52
That’s just one where he is apologizing Tiger Woods style, though it’s a bit more sincere (and he has an incentive to do so. He might have enough money, but without Sandra he has zero star allure). And photos from their marriage. I didn’t link a picture of the mistress, though I’ve seen one. Funny thing is she was reportedly a medical student before deciding on a different profession. And look.
I always thought Jesse James seemed cool in interviews and on his show
It’s super lame if he cheated on his wife with that hepatitis ridden skinhead chick.
#52
hawks down =/= good ballgame
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
i can't stand Ginboli...
he reminds me of an evil fairy tale wizard
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i cant stand any spur
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
teehee
" ‘Dirty’ play irks NCAA hoops star "

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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 7:38 PM PDT reply actions
i hope they start the Blazers anyway….
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 21, 2010 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
nice
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I want to watch Hannity and Olberman tomorrow
Will Hannity wear cammo? Will Olberman be drinking patron on the air?
That or I’ll watch Anderson Cooper and see what this really means, smh at the two psycho networks drawing more viewers than a legit news station
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by blazeraddict on Mar 21, 2010 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Snow is a monster.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
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Hawks :)
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 7:59 PM PDT reply actions
nice win for the Hawks
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put marcus on amare plz
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 8:00 PM PDT reply actions
he’s doing a real bang up job on the boards too…..
already has 3 o-boards
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 21, 2010 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Jon Barry is very annoying.
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im watching mike and mike
hate jon barry
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
i chose KGW too.
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 21, 2010 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
hahaha i love MR
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
DC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 8:11 PM PDT reply actions
pretty good quarter
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except for giving dragic free points
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
This mattress world commercial is terrrrrrrible
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 8:15 PM PDT reply actions
refing ftl
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 8:19 PM PDT reply actions
defense ftl
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
blazer basketball ftl
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
flag
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 21, 2010 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
juwon is doing alright
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
i want camby cause he got lots of boards
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
and amare is back in
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
amoundson fail
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 8:27 PM PDT reply actions
Can we please take Juwan out
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camby plz
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
8 pretty good minutes isn't enough to change any opinion
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Cornell won!!!
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 21, 2010 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
they dominated
you’d be hard pressed to find two more perfect games by a mid-major double digit seed.
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i forgot they had to play UK next. if Cornell plays at the same level they have the first 2 (against above average teams) they might at least make the game interesting….
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 21, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
it would be a triumph of all that is good with college sports over all that is wrong with college sports.
unlikely.
I’m probably going though.
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hahahaha
people who only saw Cornell in these two games suddenly think they are the greatest team of all time.
They don’t always shoot 60%+ people.
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oh really?
that is really cool…..that will be a blast no matter what.
i’ll be rooting for them
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 21, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
MEET GLOVE
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
i always want him out
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I think if you turned that 8 on it’ side, it’s still not enough time for you to change your opinion
#10, #52
by The Arkitect on Mar 21, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
that is an incredibly ridiculous comment
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cooooooooooooooool
http://www.blazersedge.com/2009/8/16/991547/hey-outlaw-you-owe-me-a-new
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 8:30 PM PDT reply actions
oh and dont mess this up
but it has negative recs
http://www.blazersedge.com/2008/6/10/549662/donaghy-blows-the-whistle
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Batum gives me confused feelings
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Melissa gives me confused feelings
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
i’m not confused about those feelings at all
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 21, 2010 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
i like it though
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
she just wants you to join her fusion adventure… whats so confusing about tha…. oh, you mean that kind of confusing
#10, #52
by The Arkitect on Mar 21, 2010 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Frye with the hockey check
too bad he was such a lady when he played for the Blazers
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camby/amare fight!!!!!!!!
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
you have to be kidding me Roy.
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
hahaha….nice
that movie has some pretty funny parts
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 21, 2010 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
i did this too

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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
gotta like being tied with PHX after a half.
this is sorta like a playoff game…..sorta….
like, say, 1% like a playoff game. maybe 5% even
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Roy is just not impressive at all right now.
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trade!
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
trade!
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
oops
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
trade!
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice, I chose to record the game on ESPN and miss 6:30 of the first quarter.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
there's a Nash miss
more of those please, Steve.
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Does Nic have bad floor awareness? Never noticed that, but someone who is often right just tweeted something in that direction
bad floor awareness in what way? like he doesn’t know where to be? or doesn’t know where anyone else is?
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 21, 2010 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
he keeps bumping into camby on the reeb
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah but that’s just unfortunate. it’s part of his job to crash the boards too. it’s just something that happens from time to time. it’s plenty annoying when it happens but oh well…..i’d still rather have 2 guys going for the rebound than just one.
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 21, 2010 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
mmmmmmhm
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Not sure
Nic Batum appears to be completely unaware of his location on the court at all times. It’s like a Zen displacement
I think he he’s a good helpside defender, and knows pretty well when he can leave his man, when to sprint up the floor, …
i don’t think i’d agree with that block quote. knowing your location on the court seems to be a pretty important thing for a good defender doesn’t it? and Batum is pretty universally acknowledged as a good defender….
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 21, 2010 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
yep….this too.
i wonder who tweeted that? i’m gonna go to google.
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 21, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
i couldn’t find anything on google.
who tweeted this Norsk?
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 21, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
it was norsk!
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
hahaha….
and he tried to cover it up! sneaky, Norsk…sneaky
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 21, 2010 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
thank jesus we dont
cause im sure procrastination would be involved and i would get what whated in the butt
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
another long layoff?
boooooo
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 9:25 PM PDT reply actions
the joys of NBA scheduling….
thursday is a TNT game so Brandon is gonna go for 35+
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 21, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
ill be at the game!
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
me too!
i think i’m gonna have to find someone in here that wants to go with me too. my brother is out of town and my buddy that i was gonna invite is also out of town. and my dad can’t go either.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 21, 2010 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
i still gotta find someone to go
i think ill ask my asian friend
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
i’ll just post something asking people on wednesday.
unless anyone in here now wants it.
what about the spring break college folks? Cabby you in town and wanna go? maybe i’ll e-mail cloudy too…
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 21, 2010 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
take dougall!
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
oh that’s a good idea too.
i’ll invite them all and make them have a battle to the death for the ticket
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 21, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
have a gingeroff between cab and dougall
and forget cloudy
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
haha….
naw…i can’t forget cloudy. movie lovers gotta stick together
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 21, 2010 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
wierd
Days like today it’s uncomfortable having so many conservative friends.
My facebook feed has smoke coming off it right now
Free prezofdeath
haha….
just tell them they are lame for hoping people die when they get real sick and don’t have insurance
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 21, 2010 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
America died today
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
but it will rise again like a phoenix from the ashes!
especially now that the severely burned phoenix will be able to get good medical care even if it doesn’t have insurance
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 21, 2010 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
lol, yeah
I think DTL knows that also
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
yes, i do. haha
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 21, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
The left is on fire today as well
History is watching the Republican Party shrink in its rear-view mirror. – Roger Ebert
thank you mr foster
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 9:26 PM PDT reply actions
i think Nash’s heals were in the restricted circle anyway so it was a good call
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 21, 2010 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
i thought it was a charge
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
haha…yep
that was funny.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 21, 2010 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
hahahahahaha
Steve Nash just got an 8 second violation!!!
he pulled a Bayless!
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
the Blazer D has actually been pretty impressive at times tonight.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
i’m becoming more and more convinced we gotta keep him for next season
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 21, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
good lord, can you play a little worse please, Roy.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
see washington game
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
he’s saving up for his TNT appearance on thursday.
he always does great on TNT
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 21, 2010 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
he has to average like 37 a game on tnt
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
i love greg oden
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 9:38 PM PDT reply actions
time to bring the hammer down....
please oh please bring the hammer down…
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put in dre!!!!!!!
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Nope.
People who hate Drudge usually don’t know much about Drudge.
by Nick Van Excellent on Mar 22, 2010 10:34 AM PDT up reply actions
ahahahaha
late call
late call
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 9:43 PM PDT reply actions
is scott foster a blazer fan?
the only ref that is a blazer fan?
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
i wonder why it was so late? it’s an easy call….
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 21, 2010 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
time to get Juwan out....
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
yes
they’re playin bully ball through amare on juwan
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
so they're gonna call it tight now?
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 9:49 PM PDT reply actions
Foster again lol.
This one was blatant. How’d the other guy miss that?
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
i wonder if the other refs dont like foster
since he keeps over ruling them
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
that was a painful sequence. there’s still time though….
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 21, 2010 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
annnnnnnnnnnnd we lose
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 9:58 PM PDT reply actions
wait what?
klamath falls is a geothermal town?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100320/ap_on_bi_ge/us_geothermal_town
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 9:59 PM PDT reply actions
they give a shoutout to SO too
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Roy epic fail
good lord you are terrible tonight.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
i wish lamarcus could hit free throws
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 10:02 PM PDT reply actions
well this was the worst possible time to go ice cold.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
lol
DarthBlazer
I swear. Bob Akamian = Peter Griffin.
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 10:11 PM PDT reply actions
really
we have no idea where the soft spots in zones are. 1-4 flat doesn’t work against a zone. That’s the whole freaking point of a zone—put more people against the ball.
Barry doesn’t like shooting a wide open 3 by a 46% shooter, down by 3 with 40 seconds left.
Jon, you know full well you would have taken the same shot yourself if you were on the court.
smh.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
really really bad time to miss everything you shoot. very disappointing. would have been a great game to win
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 21, 2010 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Blazers couldn't hit the bottom of a mud puddle
with an anchor this quarter….
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
Turrible offense by Roy and LNA tonight. Frustrating L.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
yeah we played good D
our O let us down
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
We attacked the rim
Hard to pin this one on Nate.
Coaching doesn’t matter when your team isn’t making shots they usually make.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
hmm….there is still life….
if a miracle happens and Nash misses a FT
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 21, 2010 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
i think the thought was to get some one in there that could hit a jumper over the zone, which Howard would, theoretically, be better at than Camby.
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 21, 2010 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I may be getting banned
Called Barrett a prick in the GDT for what he was saying about Gentry, already deleted on the comment.
If I’m joining AK in BE limbo, I want my last words to be draft John Wall
Free AK1984.
"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez
have you got a warning before?
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Once
Free AK1984.
"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez
by blazeraddict on Mar 21, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
ew on your second warning you get banned
hope that doesnt happen
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
heh...people have gotten away with much worse.
appel once dropped an f-bomb on l-train and lived to tell about it.
jake dropped a real life BS on Arkitect the other, and also lived to tell about it.
the mods are nice.
Free prezofdeath
i dropped a BS on ark too
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
and i aint get no warning
and its still there
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions
i don’t think you’re gonna get banned for that.
plus, yeah, MB saying that about Gentry is a laugh since he whines about calls all the time too
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 21, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Bob Hope got banned (yes the comedian got banned) by using the word point, which is similar to pricked.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
She swallowed a needle when she was 2 but didn’t feel the point until 16.
(I don’t remember who the she was)
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
I pricked my finger the other day
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Mar 21, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I made fun of Mormons, repeatedly and kind of offensively (blame Canadian booze, I was up there for teh Olympics at the time)
During the Utah game a few weeks back. I got warned but not banned.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
final play epic fail
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
indeed. that was uuuuuuuuugly.
but that shot almost went in…..hahaha
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 21, 2010 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
what in the world was that?
You have the ball in the hands of guys who don’t shoot from there for the first 6-7 seconds. Puts no pressure on the D.
It was ugggggggggly
The way we handled the zone, relying on Roy to penetrate on a night he clearly couldn’t do it consistently… we needed to do more. Ugly ugly.
#52
I get the feeling
our team as currently constituted is not built to handle those kind of defensive wrinkles. LMA doesn’t move the ball fast enough and Roy always ends up in isos.
I love Barry talking about not fouling Nash
Nash is THE best guy in the league at running away and dribbling out the clock if you wait for him to pass to someone else
Barry is a complete idiot
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
I mean I agree with him in happy fantasy land. But Nash is not afraid to get fouled and not really afraid to lose control and turn it over, so he will just keep it and dribble unless you double and triple team him. I’ve seen the Hornets and Spurs try that, and he just ran away into the backcourt (he was also one of the first understanding that rule change).
Awful game
Man, Roy looking like Roy last week and then not looking like Roy this week makes me worry. We need Roy to be Roy to do anything.
#52
roy?
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Roy '09-'10 is not good enough.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
the defense was good though….
just couldn’t hit a shot. his rhythm is gone right now. and another 3 day layoff might not help.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 21, 2010 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions
The defense wasn't good for regular Roy thoguh
Regular Roy can get separation from great defense. Right now, because of his hammy, he can’t. And his hammy seems to go up and down in how much it’s limiting him. Can’t wait for it to go away.
#52
i meant the Blazer defense was good. in response to you saying we need Roy to be Roy to do anything.
i think we could have won this game if anyone else could have hit shots also. it wasn’t just Roy
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 21, 2010 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I ain't really blaming Roy himself
Just annoyed with the injury not letting him be Him, and Dre taking 2 dumb threes, no one coming up truly big to make up for Roy, BayBay was bad in his hometown…. rough game when we coulda’ made ground.
#52
yep. and, really, we lost that game in the last 5 minutes. we could easily have won if a few shots rim in instead of out
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 21, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
The good news
That is the last Sunday night ESPN game of the year!
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
On Sunday's
We play well on Friday’s on ESPN. I’ve been to two of our Friday night ESPN wins this year at home.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
We had a real off night on the 3 point shooting
Forget Brandon having a real bad night, if we hit even one or two more 3s earlier in the game, it changes it substantially.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Roy is just not impressive at all right now.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
yea
and i said to trade him
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions
FLAG
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
YOU JUST GOT PRICKSLAPPED!
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Mar 21, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
flagging this too
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
you're a flag
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Mar 21, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
i think it's time to seriously consider trading
Bran….
oh…uh…nevermind
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
I went 4 and 5 against Tom's awful team
Allllllll of my players pooped the bed this week.
BUT, I should end up a game ahead of Jksnake99. And that was my goal all along.
HAHA FINISHED AHEAD OF YOU AND I KEPT ODEN WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
#52
Oh crap, wait nooooooooooo
OK MATH HEADS.
I went 4 and 5. Looking now I see Jake went 7 and 2 (jerk).
That makes my end of season record 104-81-4.
Jake’s record will be 105-83-2.
Who has the better winning percentage?
#52
I think they make it so I have less losses
So they are factored in…. so ignore the ties. Just my wins and losses. Me better-er?
#52
And I didn't have to resort to asking Tom to sit Pau Gasol and Jamal Crawford for the week
To stack the deck in my favor.
#52
he beat you out for the playoffs? ouch.
i’m worried about my chances now. my team is struggling.
i blame Kurt Rambis
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 21, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
That's it, we're playing the Lakers in the first round. We need to think about trading Ro-, what am I saying?
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
No we aren't
Hardly. We’re only 2 losses behind SAS and they have a much tougher closing run.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
it doesn't matter, we're cursed! That's why we couldn't win! IT'S A SUPERNATURAL PHENOMENON!!
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Mar 21, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
At least I'd get to boo Kobe at least twice (probably three times)
if that happened.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
you do know I'm kidding?
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Mar 21, 2010 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I know
I just don’t want Denver, they’d kick our ass and I can’t hate them. I can hate Birdman and K Mart but not the rest easily. They’re too good and non-douchey.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I really think that the top 3 teams this year are much, much better than the bottom three in the playoffs
it’s going to be brutal no matter who we play, and it’s not even me trying to hate. We just have not had any kind of normal season and we have done exceptionally well considering, but we have not come any closer to having a defined identity and gameplan than we were when the season started.
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Mar 21, 2010 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I am not sold on Dallas at all
They are bumbling along and don’t appear to be coming together.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I am more unhappy about that than any thing else except
Nates brilliant response to the late zone
by southern oregon on Mar 21, 2010 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions
The funny thing is that if you throw out the three point attempts, you have a very nice Andre game—7-14 for 20+ and 9 ast. Of course when you shoot 6 shots you have virtually no chance of making, it casts a pall over your performance for good reason.
Blame the coaching staff for telling him to shoot open three's.
He never shot threes under Cheeks. Only half court heaves at the buzzer.
by Nick Van Excellent on Mar 21, 2010 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions
He wasn't shooting open 3's
Andre Miller is an Anachronism
by tominhawaii on Mar 21, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
would it matter if he was open?
The point is he should never take even one
by southern oregon on Mar 21, 2010 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
He's a vet
He deserves some leeway.
Andre Miller is an Anachronism
by tominhawaii on Mar 21, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
I hope he gets his leeway someplace else next year
by southern oregon on Mar 21, 2010 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions
new junk
http://www.blazersedge.com/2010/3/21/1384474/play-dante-cunningham
Andre Miller is an Anachronism
by tominhawaii on Mar 21, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Two balls placed side by side just barely get stuck at the rim, they won’t go thru.
Not sure why the hoop above is on it’s side?
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
unbelievable
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
A few of those were at the buzzer.
by Nick Van Excellent on Mar 21, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Not the last one
Andre Miller is an Anachronism
by tominhawaii on Mar 21, 2010 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions
He got the ball with three seconds left and no one open.
Not a lot of good options.
by Nick Van Excellent on Mar 21, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Andre Miller hates black people
Andre Miller is an Anachronism
by tominhawaii on Mar 21, 2010 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions
That's true, but I don't really want to talk about race.
by Nick Van Excellent on Mar 21, 2010 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
for real though, like I said in the game day thread, Andre Miller is awesome at just good enough. He’s the king of “almost”.
Andre Miller is an Anachronism
by tominhawaii on Mar 21, 2010 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions
this is what the blazers do to me when i fly home to vegas. smh.
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Mar 21, 2010 10:31 PM PDT reply actions
I changed my underpants today :{o
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Mar 21, 2010 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions
i guess. that's like studying. and studying isn't my thing.
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Mar 21, 2010 10:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, I guess there are worse things than just coasting through.
But you have so much potential.
#10 & #52
who's the joker that liked Jeff & Jordan on Amazing Race?
Jordan just confused Joan of Arc and Noah. smh…
Free prezofdeath
they're hilarious!!!!!!
Boom Boom Batum is the greatest Blazer ever... and has the best nickname of any Blazer ever!!!
by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
i saw that on the previews for this week. that was hilarious.
i gotta watch that tomorrow.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 21, 2010 10:32 PM PDT up reply actions
The Blazers PR flacks are good at finding the ray of sunshine on the edge of a dark cloud
Portland’s four turnovers tie a season low (Feb. 23 at New Jersey) and are one more than a franchise low (2/22/91 vs. Phoenix).
Its actually bad tonight
We needed to be more aggressive.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Yup
Although Camby now has the ugliest jump shot on the team, it looks like he punches/pushes the ball towards the basket.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I think it is time to
Consider trading B….laze for the Phoenix Gorilla.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
We are doomed in the playoffs anyway
Lots of days off and no back to backs
by southern oregon on Mar 21, 2010 10:36 PM PDT reply actions
That was tough
He brings Maryland back and then bang bang open 3 for the win.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
On Nash
Hilarious.
Was Nash smoking something?
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
one was on amare
Boom Boom Batum is the greatest Blazer ever... and has the best nickname of any Blazer ever!!!
by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Nash's fault though
He has to make sure the their team knows that.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
it was out of a timeout.....
Boom Boom Batum is the greatest Blazer ever... and has the best nickname of any Blazer ever!!!
by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
thats gentry's job
Boom Boom Batum is the greatest Blazer ever... and has the best nickname of any Blazer ever!!!
by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Now what am I going to do all week
Spring break, no Blazers or NCAAs til Thursday…
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Okay for the 8 hours a day I don't sleep?
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
anyone ever go to Powell's Books for Home and Garden on Hawthorne blvd?
precious store!
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Mar 21, 2010 10:50 PM PDT reply actions
awwwwwwwwwwwww :(
Boom Boom Batum is the greatest Blazer ever... and has the best nickname of any Blazer ever!!!
by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 21, 2010 10:50 PM PDT reply actions
Coach Romar says they called Roy the provider because whatever the team needed, he provided.
#10 & #52
Why did Batum decide to ballance out his 3 point shooting in 2 games?
Andre Miller is an Anachronism
Who knows?
He didn’t take a lot of shots Friday.
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I don't think so, but all his 3's were junk
Andre Miller is an Anachronism
by tominhawaii on Mar 21, 2010 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess it's a good thing my DVR didn't record the end of the game
"In Batum's case he must realize he is very likely the first Blazer to successfully fight over a pick all season..."
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