Junk tech March 12
What is going on with SBN and the dysfunctional junk? by the way nice junk Mrs Prez I wish I could have participated
I guess what I am putting out is how can we the junk people make this work better?I am not going to move to the the city so I can get high speed fiber optic service and it sucks when it I would like to junk it up but I am de facto banned because I am a low tech hillbilly on dial up? I have learned a lot from from the the folks here so my question is how can we make it better? If Dave or Ben have a phone # for some one at SBN I wish they would give them a tweet. Other than that all I have to say is I really enjoyed the game but Sac is a better team and I am already stressing out
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You have a bad computer
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
we have a gmae tomorrow right?
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 11, 2010 11:22 PM PST reply actions
argh
i hope our hotel in medford has the game!
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 11, 2010 11:29 PM PST up reply actions
my sister's bowling tournament
she made state all stars for high school
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 11, 2010 11:36 PM PST up reply actions
sisters’
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
wtzach was i thinking?
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
yeah.....
its possessive and the original word isnt sisters
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 11, 2010 11:38 PM PST up reply actions
sister’s didn’t look right for a second..
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
must be because i have 3 of em
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
me too
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 11, 2010 11:43 PM PST up reply actions
It's
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 11, 2010 11:44 PM PST up reply actions
dangggggg just a family of bowlers. word.
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Mar 11, 2010 11:41 PM PST up reply actions
haha
pretty much. my grandpa used to own a bowling alley and both my parents bowl
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 11, 2010 11:43 PM PST up reply actions
i am
if they aint got it on tv ill find a stream
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 11, 2010 11:36 PM PST up reply actions
Uh oh the contractions are occurring much closer together now ;)
I am perpendicularly pissed off right now!!!!!!
by pxilpooshr on Mar 11, 2010 11:47 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
(won’t quote simmons’ new tweet… don’t want to infuriate people)
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
if you insist:
Andrew over Alex was Oden over Durant for the Sports Gal. She’s enraged. This Idol season stinks. We are fast-forwarding every Ellen take.
about 2 hours ago via UberTwitter
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
at this point, Bill Simmons loves Durant so much
that he probably wishes there was a way to draft him in the 0th spot.
"In Batum's case he must realize he is very likely the first Blazer to successfully fight over a pick all season..."
-Ben
Ill do it
# Andrew over Alex was Oden over Durant for the Sports Gal. She’s enraged. This Idol season stinks. We are fast-forwarding every Ellen take. about 2 hours ago via UberTwitter
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
i know how much everyone here <3s ellen..
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
I don't really care about simmons
Hes a flippin d-bag
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
Maybe there's a streamlined version
is there a way for a normal computer to use the mobile version of the site?
"In Batum's case he must realize he is very likely the first Blazer to successfully fight over a pick all season..."
-Ben
yeah, but does it work on a non mobile device
would it look strange on a bigger screen?
"In Batum's case he must realize he is very likely the first Blazer to successfully fight over a pick all season..."
-Ben
but that takes work
and it’s not my computer that has the issue.
"In Batum's case he must realize he is very likely the first Blazer to successfully fight over a pick all season..."
-Ben
It works just fine
the site scales to fit your screen. It gets rid of a lot of stuff on the sidebars too.
So, I stayed away from the gameday threads because of the GS problem
but I’d really like to thank Nate for making an adjustment in the 4th quarter. He brought Roy back from his rest way sooner than normal and went to the zone. I just wish he’d make those adjustments more readily. We should have thrown out more zone earlier in the game too.
Holding GS to 9 points in the 4th quarter was quite impressive. I guess they had to cool off sometime!
"In Batum's case he must realize he is very likely the first Blazer to successfully fight over a pick all season..."
-Ben
Loved the fourth quarter. Was quietly frustrated but hopeful for the rest of the game
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
the first 3 quarters was me just shaking my head saying, "Again, really?"
How can they not figure out a way to get past a team as bad as GS? How has the coaching staff not seen a way to consistently exploit their obvious deficiencies?
Anyway, I was thrilled to see the team clamp down in the 4th and get that monkey off their back.
"In Batum's case he must realize he is very likely the first Blazer to successfully fight over a pick all season..."
-Ben
I think it was clever to hold the zone until there was 6 minutes left. Nellie didn’t have time to get his ducks in order and his offense collapsed.
I am perpendicularly pissed off right now!!!!!!
I don't think it was that clever
I think throwing out a zone for a few plays to break GS’s rhythm would have gone a long way to stemming the tide before the game nearly got out of hand.
"In Batum's case he must realize he is very likely the first Blazer to successfully fight over a pick all season..."
-Ben
I disagree. Holding it off until they were in serious foul trouble left them without any answer and the game broke open. Showing zone earlier would have them prepared for it with adjustments.
I am perpendicularly pissed off right now!!!!!!
They did show zone earlier though.
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
I don't remember any extensive zoning before the 4th
"In Batum's case he must realize he is very likely the first Blazer to successfully fight over a pick all season..."
-Ben
Nothing extensive
But we went to it a couple of times during the 2nd. They were hitting their shots.
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
they hit a billion threes against us, I dunno. zone was a gutsy call.
#52
by Cablinasian on Mar 11, 2010 11:52 PM PST up reply actions
They were in foul trouble the whole game
and by waiting til the end you’re taking a huge gamble that 1) it’ll work and 2) you’ll have enough time to get back into it if it does work
The game was a heartbeat away from turning into a GS rout. Saving the zone doesn’t help squat if that happens. I think it was foolish to wait so long to make an adjustment as the game could easily have been un-winnable by that point.
"In Batum's case he must realize he is very likely the first Blazer to successfully fight over a pick all season..."
-Ben
The game was a heartbeat from turning into a rout, and then it wasn’t and then it was and then they went into the zone and won. shrug
I am perpendicularly pissed off right now!!!!!!
they missed open shots, too. Good move by Nate, but I don’t get sitting Dante when he was tremendous against GS last time.
#52
by Cablinasian on Mar 12, 2010 12:05 AM PST up reply actions
I think that was a match up decision. Probably had to do with the D league jobber and Juwan’s length, but that’s just a guess. Maybe Dante stepped on Nate’s shiny shoes right before tip off.
I am perpendicularly pissed off right now!!!!!!
It’s just that Dante was sooooo good against them last time, a beast against iMaggettemine.
#52
by Cablinasian on Mar 12, 2010 12:14 AM PST up reply actions
this was a horrible matchup for Juwan and a perfect matchup for Dante
Horrible coaching by Nate and a horrible defensive effort bailed out by some timely 3s by Rudy, a great offensive game from Roy and terrible 4th quarter offense from GSW.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
I think the trick would have been
showing zone unpredictably until the 4th. You can’t prepare for it if it blindsides you. GS thrives on rhythm and breaking that rhythm should be the first goal when playing against them.
"In Batum's case he must realize he is very likely the first Blazer to successfully fight over a pick all season..."
-Ben
I just hit the jackpot on a flight to da Islands out of LA
Get to party with my kids and the Floyd County Boys
by southern oregon on Mar 11, 2010 11:42 PM PST reply actions
@moonfrye – Question of the late night/morning. What do you feel that you possess more of in life, courage or fear?
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Mar 11, 2010 11:46 PM PST reply actions
sometimes, maybe even most times, those can be one and the same….
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 7:59 AM PST up reply actions
True courage is being afraid ......
….and still doing what you need to do! I learned this by reading Louis L’Amour westerns
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
by 92wastheyear on Mar 12, 2010 8:14 AM PST up reply actions
hahahaha
i agree. even though i’ve never read Louis L’Amour.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 8:16 AM PST up reply actions
Good answer, courage and fear coexisting.
But I do believe if one believes strongly enough in any given purpose fear is almost nonexistent. Some people rise above fear.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
i remember the last time i was really afraid….it was bungee jumping. most specifically the second jump where you go backwards.
the only other times i’m afraid is when i’m like 3/4 asleep and feel like there is someone in my room but i can’t wake up all the way.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 8:25 AM PST up reply actions
…that drug that keeps you paralyzed while you dream – horrible
you’re crossing over from sleep to waking but the drug is still in your system. But you’re still dreaming, and all you know is you can’t move to get away from the bad guy. I hate that.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
Yeah...that is a common one
I have had that happen when I was more awake too…..it just feels like someone is sitting on your chest and you can’t move….then blam…you are free
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
by 92wastheyear on Mar 12, 2010 8:40 AM PST up reply actions
I’m not sure, but sometimes I think I figure out that I’m actually dreaming, while I’m still dreaming.
Those nightmares of frozen immobility are usually the ones where I figure it out.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
Yeah....it is a weird sensation
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
by 92wastheyear on Mar 12, 2010 8:52 AM PST up reply actions
A person who is never afraid is someone who has incorrectly assessed the situation
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
by 92wastheyear on Mar 12, 2010 8:37 AM PST up reply actions
Not always, some people are ready to make the ultimate sacrifice and have no fear.
Not completing your mission would be to incorrectly assess the situation in that case.
Then you died for no purpose.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
Someone who has no fear ...ever...is a fanatic
Again…I would say being afraid …but doing it anyway, because it is the right thing to do ….is the epitome of personal courage
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
by 92wastheyear on Mar 12, 2010 8:43 AM PST up reply actions
i would agree with you, 92. i can’t imagine anyone who isn’t afraid, even if they are ready to make the “ultimate sacrifice”.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 8:51 AM PST up reply actions
and if they aren't afraid
that would scare me
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
by 92wastheyear on Mar 12, 2010 8:52 AM PST up reply actions
Absolutely,
I think courage probably doesn’t exist without fear, otherwise it wouldn’t be courage.
I used the phrase "have no fear" above, but I think purpose and resolve make fear minimal – hence "no fear." And I’m not using "no fear" in the dirt biking riding sense, although it could apply.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
i think that it’s not so much the fear is minimal, but that the purpose and resolve enable a person to rise above their fears, no matter how large they are.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 8:55 AM PST up reply actions
Yes...perfect
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
by 92wastheyear on Mar 12, 2010 9:18 AM PST up reply actions
I saw the Wizard, I gots me some courage, grrrrrrrrr
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
I don’t understand the concept of fear!
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
can i borrow your keys, clothes, wallet, phone after i drop you off in gresham late tonight?
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 12, 2010 10:44 AM PST up reply actions
I’m sorry but I have no earthly possesions. I’m nekked!
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
no wonder you’re not afraid. people probably won’t go near you.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 10:50 AM PST up reply actions
He was at the game.
He’s gonna write a recap later.
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
I don't know about that
it’s going to be at least 3 paragraphs of Aldridge hate, not that he didn’t earn the criticism tonight.
I just know, around here, that kind of thing can snowball.
"In Batum's case he must realize he is very likely the first Blazer to successfully fight over a pick all season..."
-Ben
If we don’t alternate the hate between Miller and someone else we’ll never generate a current and the angst will stagnate.
I am perpendicularly pissed off right now!!!!!!
gotta circulate the hate
"In Batum's case he must realize he is very likely the first Blazer to successfully fight over a pick all season..."
-Ben
I agree
What the hell was that?
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
by 92wastheyear on Mar 12, 2010 8:15 AM PST up reply actions
I have no idea
I only caught the last 5 minutes and will watch the rest in a few hours
I wasn’t mad, just thought, “What the hell is that?”
That was me too
At that point I was feeling pretty good about the game for some reason and it didn’t worry me much…but I was puzzled by it
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
by 92wastheyear on Mar 12, 2010 8:21 AM PST up reply actions
I was so glad we pulled a rabbit out of the hat, I forgot it happened – still don’t remember it.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
It was a typical Roy ISO
and he passed to Dre in the corner with about …idk….10-12 left on the clock ….instead of driving like he usually does there ….he went ahead and put up the shot….weird
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
by 92wastheyear on Mar 12, 2010 8:38 AM PST up reply actions
Wow, I can’t remember it – kinda rings a bell.
We won though – right?
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
Yup
Came all the way back in basically one big push
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
by 92wastheyear on Mar 12, 2010 8:51 AM PST up reply actions
hehehe, yes I saw it – just don’t remember that play.
There’s not very many times you can speak of a play that close to the game and I won’t remember it. Junk must be kiooing ma braiwn ceslls
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
Nah...it just didn't end up being too relevant
You short term memory did what it was supposed to. The only reason I remembered it was because i knew Tom would bring it up (rightly so based on his proclivities). It is similar to another deal that happened in the Sac game ( I believe) . Rudy who had a pretty blah game …..was running off picks and he had his defender so discombobulated that the guy ran into one of his own players …it was really funny…but because Roy had the ball and was focused on the play he was he trying to make (a pull up jumper I think), the Rudy thing ended up having little impact on the game…so no one probably remembers it but me
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
by 92wastheyear on Mar 12, 2010 9:17 AM PST up reply actions
How about asking him to write a recap that totally excludes any mention
of LaMarcus until the 4th quarter?
#52
And he's going to try to blame Nate
But he can’t.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I could see how....I sorta went that direction in my post earlier
Nate almost waited too long to make an adjustment. The first 3 quarters were terrible on nearly all fronts. Roy is the only guy who played well the whole game.
"In Batum's case he must realize he is very likely the first Blazer to successfully fight over a pick all season..."
-Ben
I'm back
I had a furious fanpost all written in my mind. Still might right it, but with a happy epilogue.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
ok I will write it
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
They played the entire game super glued at the hip. It was very awkward.
I am perpendicularly pissed off right now!!!!!!
Not as awkward as you might think in the Bay area.
Dang..went for the low hanging fruit on that one.
"I think he’s been doing some good things. I think he’s been doing some good things. He’s had to play a lot of minutes lately with Blake being out. I think he’s been doing some good things." -Nate McMillan
Did you know
Andre Miller jumps into his opponents, not to draw a foul, but in hopes he can rub against the defender’s genitals.
Btw did anyone else notice the TNT cameras
That showed smack talking between some of our fans and some of theirs when our fans used thundersticks when they were shooting FTs? That was funny.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I liked when Maggette got a taste of his own medicine when Dre flopped on him
Man, Maggette is one of the most obvious floppers ever. Aldridge doesn’t knock anyone over.
"In Batum's case he must realize he is very likely the first Blazer to successfully fight over a pick all season..."
-Ben
he knocks over varejao!!!!!
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 12, 2010 12:22 AM PST up reply actions
and scola!
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 12, 2010 12:25 AM PST up reply actions
lol Stanford beat Arizona State? wow.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
osu was beating washington by double digits for awhile. udub went on a huge run in the 2nd half to get the win…
osu v stanford semifinal would have been crazy
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
lol, yeah that would have been great
I want Stanford to win the p-10 tourney and get a 14 seed lol.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
hahahah that would be awesome
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
happened with Georgia a couple years ago
Mississippi State won the SEC tourney and got a 13 last year.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
As I said before
When Roy stopped scoring, UW started. He passed his magic south.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
what's interesting is that beating ASU would have been a semi-quality win for UW
Stanford won’t be.
UW might need to win the tourney now.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
You missed the finish of the night though in the BIg East
The Cincy-WV game, Cincy fail and WV hits a ridiculous shot FTW.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
It wasn't that close
Furd dominated really.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I wonder if Landry Fields could be a good role player in the NBA
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
It looks like the Cavs officially clinched a playoff spot
"In Batum's case he must realize he is very likely the first Blazer to successfully fight over a pick all season..."
-Ben
hey magnum
do something with your dad. Kidnap him or something, just don’t get him near a computer. He’s killing me in the FB playoffs.
he's an early riser
he’d update that stuff long before we’d get out the door. Your best bet would be to hack the league and drop his players for him.
"In Batum's case he must realize he is very likely the first Blazer to successfully fight over a pick all season..."
-Ben
It looks like the Celtics offically suck
by southern oregon on Mar 12, 2010 12:33 AM PST up reply actions
Did you see the graphic they put up
That the Cs are third in the NBA in blowing big leads.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
they should probably start charging for all the blowing
"In Batum's case he must realize he is very likely the first Blazer to successfully fight over a pick all season..."
-Ben
They should blow anohter one to the Nets
Just for fun.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
That's the point
3 comments to this post popping up at once tells it all.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
That 4th was vintage Warriors
I had a good time with Great Oden’s Raven at this sports bar in Long Beach, but I have a harder time focusing on the details of a game in that setting. It was fun though.
When it looked like we were gonna lose AGAIN in Oakland, I kept telling him how Warriors games go… they always die in the 4th. Nelly starts having the flop sweat and throwing his hands in the air and looking like all in the world is lost, his guys start playing dumb, and the other team wins. They usually undo all the streaky shooting they had done before.
It was so Warriors!
#52
did you see him facepalm when CJ Watson fouled Dre after letting the clock tick down?
"In Batum's case he must realize he is very likely the first Blazer to successfully fight over a pick all season..."
-Ben
i like it when portland gets the ball to dre + roy in the low post
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
pre-teen with the pre-ttiest shot in basketball!
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
I will say, I love his offensive game. He is smart.
#52
by Cablinasian on Mar 12, 2010 12:44 AM PST up reply actions
maybe in this case,
but Roy looks different down in the post lately. I think he’s getting stronger. One of the benefits of a young team maturing, not only do they get experience, but they get stronger.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
Roy’s starting to look good posting up down low.
Don’t know how to describe it, but the last few games he almost looks like a big man down there. I wonder if he’s gaining weight.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
we got lucky
They got a number of wide open looks in the 4th, and some of their big time shooters just missed.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
But at this point in the year
I don’t care.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Also
We fouled out Maggs and Monta.
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
but they were shooting really well on those jumpers for most of the game
I see that as being regression to the mean.
"In Batum's case he must realize he is very likely the first Blazer to successfully fight over a pick all season..."
-Ben
Dre also couldn't hit a layup
I got nuthin’ to be angry about with THAT win. We played AWFUL in a place where we always lose, and managed to pull out a great come-from-behind win.
#52
anybody else see the high five between monty and nate right after the game? both guys looked so relieved
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
How many Blazer fans were there Jk?
Seemed like a lot on TV.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
a good number
One large group, including the face paint guy, and plenty of other fans around the arena.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
They showed the face paint guy on TV
Arguing with some of their guys during FTs.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Amazing
How full the place seemed for a 17 win team.
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
They usually got a lot of fans in the stands
That’s why I hate their management; the fans are loyal, awesome fans. The management doesn’t deserve them.
#52
At least their games are entertaining.
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
I think they're more fun for us
If they were our team, we’d be upset at losing… and losing… and losing.
Other than that fun playoff run, they’ve been a bad team who is in the lottery every year.
#52
And they barely made it in that year
IIRC they had to beat us in the final game that year to make it.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
More fun for US to watch, I mean
We don’t live and die with a team that has been bad for a long time anymore.
Their management needs an overhaul like we had… but they got a bad owner too. He needs to sell it, and then the new owner can clean shop and say “bye bye Nelly”.
#52
wasn't full, but not a bad crowd at all for a Thursday night
Blazers fans contributed to that, of course.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
interesting game recap
Roy received his own verbal assist from teammate Martell Webster, who told the star that he needed to recapture the flair that has left his game recently, particularly in the Blazers last two games against Denver and Sacramento.
Roy did that and more.
Playing with a combination of grit, anger and swagger that hasn’t been seen since last year’s playoffs, Roy both tormented and punished the Warriors’ defense. If he wasn’t posting smaller guards like Monta Ellis and Reggie Williams, bumping and elbowing them along the way, he was trying to dunk the ball down Anthony Tolliver’s throat.
When Golden State started clogging and trapping inside, Roy then added some style points, lofting pretty jumpers after crisp jab-steps, hitting nothing but net in the process.
"It was one of those games where I was just hoopin’,’’ Roy said. "That’s what I said to the guys on the bench: ‘This is one of those games where you just have to hoop.’ You know? Because (Golden State) makes it so funky. So once we stopped thinking and worrying about the refs, we started to hoop. And that’s the way I was the whole time, like, ‘So what.’ Just play. Go back to when we were just kids. Hoop.’’
Much was written in the Bay Area about the defense of Monta Ellis against Roy after the Warriors’ win on Nov. 20. The Blazers star was held to 17 points on 6-of-17 shooting and committed three turnovers. While Ellis and the media claimed tenacious defense, Roy was complained that Ellis was allowed to pull, tug and slap at him all game.
However, Roy insists that he didn’t take all the Ellis hype personally, and that it wasn’t a motivating factor.
"I don’t care about that stuff,’’ Roy said. "As long as a guy doesn’t talk trash to me, I don’t really care about what people write. Because sometimes that stuff can come off the wrong way. Someone showed it to me, and I didn’t even read the whole thing. I was like, man, I don’t care about that.’’
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
They were definitely worrying about the refs too much for the entire first half and then some...
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
It certainly proves Roy is thinking about it too much. (LA’s ‘3 in a row yelling "and one" says as much also)
I hate when Roy hangs back to complain. Pick your spots, and when the other team is fast breaking ain’t one of them. Might as well be the birdman flapping your wings while the other team breaks down the court.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
i smell a fine coming
once we stopped thinking and worrying about the refs,
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 12, 2010 12:44 AM PST up reply actions
That one isn't fine-able
He was talking about the players …not the refs
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
by 92wastheyear on Mar 12, 2010 8:22 AM PST up reply actions
hassan whiteside is the anthony randolph of this year’s draft
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
I can’t decide if that’s good or bad.
#52
by Cablinasian on Mar 12, 2010 12:48 AM PST up reply actions
he’s an unbelievable shot blocker, has a ton of length and athleticism for a big, but is incredibly raw.
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
givony:
Hassan Whiteside=one of the most uniquely talented, yet infuriatingly frustrating prospects I’ve ever seen.Could be a huge star or huge bust
2010-03-11 22:18:05
Hassan Whiteside is a real piece of work. Just a big baby. Does some unbelievable things on the court, both good & bad.Totally unpredictable
2010-03-11 21:47:34
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
he seems like the kind of guy portland legitimately could take a chance on, due to the depth already on the roster.. but also, if he enters his name into the draft, he’s probably a top 10 pick
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
Whiteside is a legit 7' and a big time shotblocker
Could be the next Camby
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
Standing 6’11 with excellent length and great athleticism, Whiteside is an extremely intriguing physical prospect, theoretically having the tools to effectively multiple positions at the next level.
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
Everyone probably knows how tough the Spurs' closing schedule is, but who here has really looked at it?
It gets even worse after this stretch of upcoming games. One would hope that easy games would be more evenly sprinkled throughout a tough stretch, but nope, check this out:
Next 5 for the Spurs
Minny
Clips
@Miami
(Orlando)
GS
After playing 4 .500 and under teams in the next 5 they play the next 11 of 15 against playoff teams and only 6 home games. Probably all without Tony Parker
"In Batum's case he must realize he is very likely the first Blazer to successfully fight over a pick all season..."
-Ben
Memphis has a better chance of getting the Spurs than we do.
#52
by Cablinasian on Mar 12, 2010 12:49 AM PST up reply actions
I've looked at it
When Tony Parker went down, they switched to “Screwed” status.
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
I hate what the @ symbol does to the formatting
it should read
at Minny
Clippers
at Miami
at Orlando
GS
"In Batum's case he must realize he is very likely the first Blazer to successfully fight over a pick all season..."
-Ben
I think I might have mixed up playoff teams and over .500 teams
Memphis is in there. Houston is another tough matchup on the under .500 side.
"In Batum's case he must realize he is very likely the first Blazer to successfully fight over a pick all season..."
-Ben
I called for Memphis to sneak into the 8th spot
I’m gonna hope that I’m right.
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
I have A LOT of hot girls living nearby
"In Batum's case he must realize he is very likely the first Blazer to successfully fight over a pick all season..."
-Ben
GOR says hi by the way, everyone
He misses you all. He’s been busy at work, and is getting married in May. He’s a busy boy!
He looked good… good enuff to eat. He’s gettin’ in wedding shape!
#52
Btw
How sweet would that dunk have been if Roy finished it for the and-1?
How he was scoring was not how we wanna do it, but I liked how he seemed like he really did not want to lose. At all.
#52
He was doin the whole "I'm gonna be super efficient but not involve anyone else" thing
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Tolliver wanted the offensive foul on Roy for the fend-off
That would have been a pretty sick dunk though.
The crowd oo’d and ah’d and Monta’s spin-o-rama layin but also for Nic’s transition block and that Roy near-jam.
Monta and Steph get huge ovations from the Dubs fans. Morrow and Maggette get nice hands. Everyone else got golf claps.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
Tolliver was funny there
9 times out of 10, a guy like Tolliver gets that call on Roy, so I was surprised.
Then he kept talking through the entire FTs.
#52
Tolliver was killin us tonight
Nelly got him motivated.
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He kills everyone, every night
It’s funny to see a boxscore and Tolliver has 24 and 13 boards against someone random.
Thems the Dubs!
Tolliver has some of the slowest moving feet in the league, but he’s not an embarassment to basketball or something. He’s okay.
#52
you actually have to get a hand up on his shot, something we didn't seem particularly interested in doing
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
Well ya gotta raise your hand way up to right above head level
UGH that’s tiring and lame to do though, Jake!
#52
He's pretty good at getting in the right spot for the offensive reeb
And he’s really ugly! Yuck!
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I was getting so annoyed
SOMEONE BOX HIM OUT
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
or the 3 pointer when curry(?) fouled him. that would have been real real sweet!
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Mar 12, 2010 1:04 AM PST up reply actions
i thought jerryd had a very solid game tonight
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
Yes.
So did Rudy.
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
yep. two huge threes specifically stick out in my mind
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
To me
It seemed like Jerryd was very good at staying in front of Monta and Curry. He has such quick feet.
#52
i think jerryd is a good guy to stick on monta
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
it will take some more experimentation and observation to be sure.. but for now, yes, that is my conclusion.
TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT, MORTIMER
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
i didnt give you the option of doing both
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
OBviously I am truly only doing one of those options, as you intended.
For the record, I am leaving it.
#52
I told Timmay early in the fourth, Jerryd was the only Blazer at that point playing well on both ends of the court. I loved his defense.
#52
interesting
I was to busy being angry about everything else to notice
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
he stayed in front of Steph easy, and bugged Monta a bit too.
it is funny to me that LMA has his worst games in front of you. He gets nervous.
#52
I thought Bayless was downright wonderful in his man to man D on those two waterbugs
BUT it is hard for me to see everything in a crowded bar, while talking with GOR, and not being able to hear anything.
For example, when Monta fouled out, there was no graphic saying he had 6 fouls, so we didn’t know why he was sitting. We assumed he fouled out, but couldn’t be sure.
#52
Brandon
Pretty much fouled out 3 people tonight
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
It is just hilarious to me that Jerryd finally starts doing what we want him to do, plays defense, doesn’t dominate the ball… and NOW we start hating him. He was the Nic of last year, and is now mocked in the GDT.
#52
We both agreed we'd be fine trading Bayless for a right piece
So we ain’t totally in love and are sure he’s a lock… but he’s improved a lot and had some really good moments that he doesn’t get credit for by most. It’s weird.
#52
good lord was LMA bad
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
he made 2 semi difficult buckets and then an uncontested layup
I now love him.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
yeah, no complaints
it was a good game to see in person
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
Night pxil!
Sleep!
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
That was the first time we’ve ever guarded them in the fourth quarter.
-Brandon Roy
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
Fixxd!
That was the first time we’ve ever guarded themin the fourth quarter.
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
it was right the first way, you're just not pausing in the right spot
That was the first time we’ve ever guarded them, in the 4th quarter.
"In Batum's case he must realize he is very likely the first Blazer to successfully fight over a pick all season..."
-Ben
I didn't pause at all.
I should lay off the Adderal
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
Dave is gonna post a Mailbag tonight
I wanna see it.
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
In the old junk I gave an official MortiCo "2K10 tip".
Now, you all know you need to get your athletic stats up. But man, they’re so expensive!
Conquer those milestones! Do a few games of 12 minute quarters, conquer every scoring milestone, and use those thousands of skillpoints for the athletic stats. Achieve every one of those bastards, and if ya need it to be with 12 minute quarters, than so be it.
#52
If Bayless comes back next season with a consistent jumper
and better perimeter defense does he become our future PG?
"In Batum's case he must realize he is very likely the first Blazer to successfully fight over a pick all season..."
-Ben
maybe only one more season
depends on how Andre Miller ages or if we see a trade we like.
"In Batum's case he must realize he is very likely the first Blazer to successfully fight over a pick all season..."
-Ben
oh, I see what you mean
he’s shown an ability to affect games with limited touches
"In Batum's case he must realize he is very likely the first Blazer to successfully fight over a pick all season..."
-Ben
Do you think if Bayless legitimately beat out Miller for the starting job, that Andre would be cool with it?
No
I think he would get real bent outta shape. And a Bedge civil war would ensure….I can almost guarantee it
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
by 92wastheyear on Mar 12, 2010 8:30 AM PST up reply actions
I really like that the Blazers have an improved road record this year
makes me feel much better about our chances in the playoffs. I think we’re also doing better against Western teams in general and West playoff teams specifically.
"In Batum's case he must realize he is very likely the first Blazer to successfully fight over a pick all season..."
-Ben
" The Blazers have done something no other team in the NBA has.Theyve scored over 100 points in 11straight road games" -MB Blog.
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Mar 12, 2010 1:41 AM PST reply actions
Lol
MB and his obscure stats
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
do we get rings for that?
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
It is just an interesting stat
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
by 92wastheyear on Mar 12, 2010 8:31 AM PST up reply actions
portlandgiirl91 - where keeping playoff hopes alive happens!!!
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
his backtap down the stretch tonight was nice
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
I hate that disgusting shot but he’s awesome in almost all other aspects.
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
He ranks high on my list of Blazers that I enjoy watching.
He’s so darn fluid on defense, always moving around with those long arms, rotating to help. The backtaps are really cool, and I love the way he directs the offense from the high post.
#52
One more day in the quarter
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
same. i fly home tomorrow!!!!!!
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Mar 12, 2010 2:29 AM PST up reply actions
Lucky!
You don’t have finals next week?
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
very! lol can't wait!
naw after class today i start my spring break. i’m on semesters so i had midterms.
when does ur spring break start?
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Mar 12, 2010 2:35 AM PST up reply actions
Mine?
Technically not till the 21st but I guess my only in class final is monday morning so I’ll be done then.
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
who the hell else am i asking! duhhh you!
danggg that’s far away. not really. hopefully that takes it time getting here. is this ur last year?
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Mar 12, 2010 2:42 AM PST up reply actions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCYaw5tGYAs&feature=related
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWWP4xtxXXE
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Mar 12, 2010 2:36 AM PST up reply actions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNX6QeFBEYQ
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfTabqkGLUQ
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
oh god definitely an ewwwwwwww
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Mar 12, 2010 2:55 AM PST up reply actions
Haha
Get some variety in your music library. It will help you get along with more people.
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
ew i do. i listen to very genre but i just don't like that screamo head bangin headache music.
and i do get along with everyone for the most part.
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Mar 12, 2010 3:02 AM PST up reply actions
Lol
I’m kiddin. You can listen to whatever you want.
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
You got a problem with me girl?
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
yeah kid and ain't nothing you can do about it
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Mar 12, 2010 3:13 AM PST up reply actions
Whatevah
I don’t got time for this
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
ew don't act like you too cool now
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Mar 12, 2010 3:20 AM PST up reply actions
I am too cool.
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
u like the lebron and i'm the kobe.
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Mar 12, 2010 3:26 AM PST up reply actions
Puppets?
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
haha definitely that one
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Mar 12, 2010 3:33 AM PST up reply actions
Yo shoes is on fiyah!
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
i've got 4 rings!
peace bruh i got class in 5 hours!!!!!!!
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Mar 12, 2010 3:37 AM PST up reply actions
they (steve and travis) worked their butts off to accomplish the dream of playoff. Ironically, the trip to the dream land earned them a ticket out of beloved home.
From China?
Sadly its gotta happen. This is a business. It would absolutely kill me to see Rudy go but if it helped the team, I would understand.
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
Yeah it did. It was mostly those two dudes though right?
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
Dave killed it on my Bayless question.
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
Have you read Daves recap?
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
He usually gets them posted pretty quickly after the game
Before midnight our time, even! So, in this case, he got it posted in 1 hour and 15 minutes.
AMAZING!
#52
I have a bone to pick with Aldridge.
On the first 3 times he got fouled he yells out "AND ONE" and the ball hasn’t even left his hand/s yet. The first time he yelled "OH, AND ONE."
Not one of those went in, not one was an and one.
This is not H.O.R.S.E. LA.
It got me to thinking; it must be hard to shoot when you’re YELLING at the top of your lungs. Just focus on the shot and let the ref call it.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
like i said above, it’s a very common practice for a player to yell ‘and 1!’
and no, it doesn’t really make the shot tougher.
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
it’s common for players that suck.
i hate players that call ‘and 1’…esp when they call it before the ball even goes in.
the best trash talkers/ballers don’t need the flaming ‘and 1’ scream
nonsense.
fiftytwo
it’s still a pretty common thing to do
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
Win at any cost.
Even if that means you make yourself look like an idiot.
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
Meh..
Refs weren’t givin us any love early. At least LaMarcus was giving the low post a try?
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
you can’t yell ‘And 1’ shooting fadeaways most of the game…Dre on the other hand, has the right to call ‘and 1’
fiftytwo
I don’t think there was an instance when he yelled ‘And 1’ while fading. I think he tried a couple of his weak power moves to start and couldn’t get anything to fall in addition to not getting the call.
I could be mistaken.
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
oh, what i meant is that if you play soft the whole game, then request ‘and 1’ when you get inside, you shouldn’t get the call
fiftytwo
He definitely has to get more of a reputation for playing tough if he is going to expect the calls. I don’t think he was necessarily expecting a call by yelling ‘And1’ and might have just be trying to vary up his ‘I got fouled!’ yell.
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
Brilliant
Is it a 1 to 1 ratio? Meaning for every fade away you take …is one mugging you have to take without saying anything?? Or do you mean that once you go “fade away” you can never ask for a call? Inquiring minds wanna know
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
by 92wastheyear on Mar 12, 2010 12:54 PM PST up reply actions
it's about 20 fadeaways to 1 'and 1'
i think the street ball rule is that if you play physical (attack the hoop style) and have been pretty successful, then you have every right to say ‘and 1’ BUT if you hang out the perimeter and then decide to drive and basically flop your way out of an ugly drive, then no dice
fiftytwo
He’s just trying to get the damn call dude. Who cares about streetball pride when you’re making 65 million dollars?
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
other than not being serious about this, i don’t think it works…it’s basically whining…
anyone who calls ‘and 1’ when we play ball is a d-bag. because, you don’t actually go to the FT line EVER
fiftytwo
in college, i had a match against this guy that grunted, so every time he came up to the net, i would purposely try to nail him in the crotch.
got a warning after the 3rd when i nailed him in the thigh
so no
fiftytwo
hitting the ball straight at people was the best part of playing at the net. once in practice i get hit right square in the face by an overhead smash. i usually just aimed for people’s chests in the matches.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 2:08 PM PST up reply actions
for practice, we would play this game called “heads down, bottoms up”
basically, you line up to rally and whoever loses, get on all four with their azz facing the opponent at the “T” in the middle of the court, and the winner gets a service shot.
and when it gets to the top 2 players left, the winner gets a shot from someone lobbying an overhead smash
people would get welts from that.
fiftytwo
hahahaha
we never did that. that would hurt though…..
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 2:13 PM PST up reply actions
yeah at a college level it'd be pretty brutal.
i only played in high school. we would just throw tennis balls at each others balls.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 2:17 PM PST up reply actions
not really.
it was funny when someone got hit in the balls. unless it was me. then it was tragic.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 2:18 PM PST up reply actions
I gots a question
I just looked at SO’s profile and he has 21 posts and 20 of them were JD’s
Who’s authored the most JD’s?
good question....
i would have to guess SO is probably the leader with that number. i think i only have 6 JD posts and i feel like i’ve posted quite a few.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 8:12 AM PST up reply actions
I thought you’d be a hands down winner in that contest.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
after further review….i was waaaaaaay off. Tom probably is the leading JD poster. i didn’t even bother to count all his “OT” fanposts that were JD pre-cursors.
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 8:20 AM PST up reply actions
i counted 49 JD fanposts in your profile. that’s got to be the leader
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 8:26 AM PST up reply actions
yep. it did for me. that’s a neat trick
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 8:26 AM PST up reply actions
you do mean strike through figuratively, cause I’m not seeing anything wrong site wise.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
no
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
…and I thought you might have meant the theme of that post was running in a lot of other posts. I haven’t read much else except junk today.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
if there are any David Foster Wallace
fans in here….this will probably turn your gears.
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i like this pic. next jd you make should be pickle themed.
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 12, 2010 8:44 AM PST up reply actions
that’s pretty awesome. he jumped right over that guy!
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 8:52 AM PST up reply actions
that was awesome. loved it. i don’t even think i can pick a favorite.
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 8:58 AM PST up reply actions
i really liked the reporter shooting people.
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 12, 2010 9:00 AM PST up reply actions
i can’t decide between:
Irresponsible Tio
Renegade Pervert
Aggressive Marketing
Her First Time
Emo Cowboys
those are all great. not to mention the late for work and robot dog ones.
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 9:27 AM PST up reply actions
Robot Dog made me laugh
I dunno why, it’s so dumb, but how it floats off and he goes “[shoot]” is funny.
#52
yep, i agree...
as if all his one hope for that robot dog, what he wanted most, came true….but it is also what took his robot dog away from him….it’s a tragedy really…
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 3:08 PM PST up reply actions
i was just reading through Simmon's new mailbag
and came across a pop-culture reference I didn’t know about. Did you know John Mayer called Jessica Simpson “sexual napalm”…in a good way? i can barely process this thought….
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yeah, it’s from an interview w/ some magazine. the article as a whole sort of raises your eyebrows, but i don’t really care for john mayer or jessica simpson.
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 12, 2010 8:57 AM PST up reply actions
i just had to find out what sexual napalm meant. i never heard that before. i had no idea it was related to those people.
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 8:59 AM PST up reply actions
i hope it was worth it.
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 9:23 AM PST up reply actions
Playboy
He got in trouble for saying the n-word and he said his penis was racist and wouldn’t get hard for black chicks.
he shouldn’t have banked on the “no one reads the articles” idea.
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 9:24 AM PST up reply actions
yeah, i can’t open the link to the full article at work. i got the highlights though. John Mayer comes off like a db. but Jessica Simpson as sexual napalm? i mean….it makes sense, but i can’t decide if i’m really surprised or just so turned on that i can’t think right.
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 9:28 AM PST up reply actions
a positive outlook for the next week
we’re 2 games behind OKC (4 back in the loss column).
Our games: vs. Tor on Sunday, and vs. Was on Friday. That’s it. 4 days off!
SA: @ MIA on Tuesday, @ORL on Wednesday, and vs. GS on Friday.
OKC: vs UTA on Sunday, @CHA on Wednesday, and @TOR on Friday.
We have GOT to make up ground here before March ends. Our schedule is cake.
friday =/= next week
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 12, 2010 2:24 PM PST up reply actions
Does anyone think it is odd that jscot is having his son post for him?
I don’t mean it in a bad way, just that jscot must be way more anal retentive than I ever imagined.
i thought the same thing
In my ballets, woman is first. Men are consorts. God made men to sing the praises of women. They are not equal to men: They are better. -George Balanchine
My Beaver fan won't stop texting me about it so to piss him off
I always reply that I don’t care as long as he can start and not miss any games
George Schroeder of the Register Guard just tweeted that he probably won't serve further jail time.
Due to overcrowding of the jails in Lane County.
I’m sure your Beaver fan will enjoy that.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
I feel bad for Duck fans
It is annoying to have this stuff happen.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
It does suck, but at least the team's not destroyed or anything.
Not having Masoli going forward will hurt this season, but I don’t anticipate things being that much worse. If anything, at least it’s forcing a new head coach to deal with an inevitable problem at any major college football program (though certainly not usually to this extent). Today will be the worst of it. It’s all downhill from here.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
DT > Masoli
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 12, 2010 9:49 AM PST up reply actions
I think so too......though maybe not this next season.
I’d still rather have Masoli for the 2010 season. But I think Thomas’ ceiling is much higher, close to Dixon.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
did you guys see the title of that new fanpost?
this is probably the greatest “twss” temptation i’ve ever had to resist….i’m not sure i can hold out.
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“I’m trying but, the phone rang and I got frightened”
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 12, 2010 9:50 AM PST up reply actions
this reference is escaping me….
plus, i have a craving for pancakes, eggs, and bacon.
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 9:54 AM PST up reply actions
gotcha….
hehe
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 9:56 AM PST up reply actions
this is not chronologically consistent with the procedure to make a cake, when ‘cake’ is a euphemism for hot sex.
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 12, 2010 10:07 AM PST up reply actions
is it just me or did roy’s yells last night sound deeper than his usual yell? maybe it was the tnt mics….
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
Our boy is finally growing up
Mom will be so proud
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
by 92wastheyear on Mar 12, 2010 10:09 AM PST up reply actions
dwyer:
Offense goes away. You can put as much effort as humanly possible into it, but when it comes down to shooting a ball from great distances into a rim perched 10-feet high, no matter how pure your heart, you’re still going to have some rough nights. It happens to everyone. Sure, you return to the mean after a while, but there will be stretches where nothing works.
Defense never goes away. It never, ever, goes away. And if your effort is strong and your mind is active, matched with sound communication, the defense will never go away.
Which is why I’m a little scared about the Portland Trail Blazers.
They started slow in this one, missing shots and turning the ball over, and that’s bound to happen no matter how great an offensive team you are. And the Blazers are a great offensive team. The problem is that they’ve been a great defensive team this season, and a poor defensive team this season, and the result is middling. On Thursday, they were great (in a fourth quarter that saw the Warriors score just nine points), and poor (overall, as they allowed a team that averages 106.7 points per 100 possessions score over 114 per 100).
And that worries me. I mean, it shouldn’t be fretting – the Blazers are likely locked into that eighth playoff seed, the team has a somewhat favorable first round matchup with the Lakers coming down the pike (I’m feeling seven games), and the team is really biding its time until everyone returns to full health for 2010-11 – but I do worry about next year. Defensive mindsets have to be established early, and as great a coach as Nate McMillan is, he’s never coached defense.
Don’t be fooled by the amount of points the team gives up. It’s a meaningless number mainly because the Blazers take the air out of the ball on the other end, letting the clock dwindle and giving the opponents fewer chances to score, even if they score with ease at times. The Blazers average the fewest amount of possessions per game, and though the team’s points allowed total is the fifth-best in the NBA, normalized per possession, they only come out 17th in the NBA. This is a mediocre defensive team.
That can be a great defensive team, mind you, as we saw for stretches Thursday night. Because they do stretch. Because even with two 7-footers on the injured list, this team is looooong.
Fantastic game from Brandon Roy(notes) in the win. He scored 41 points on 22 shots without even hitting a three-pointer. Just money, from all over, while getting to the line 17 times. Nine offensive rebounds for Marcus Camby(notes), though the Blazers did turn the ball over on 17 percent of their possessions, super-high for them.
Monta Ellis(notes) and Corey Maggette(notes) returned for the Warriors, and that’s not always a good thing. Ellis was missed down the stretch though, fouling out with nine minutes to go. Nine-for-27 shooting after building a 16-point lead for the Warriors. Collapse city, as sponsored by the Portland Trail Blazers LLC.
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
always
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
i feel like i should bequeath some kind of sword to you or some kind of powerful artifact.
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 12, 2010 10:08 AM PST up reply actions
we should bestow a signed copy of this book on cloudy. signed by us, of course.

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by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 10:11 AM PST up reply actions
I own the paperback of that book
It’s from the 50s. My dad had it as a kid.
Early Charlie Brown is the ish, yo.
#52
i need to re-read a lot of Peanuts. i think it will be funnier now that i’m older. I have this nagging suspicion that the over-commercialization of Peanuts has robbed it of it’s intended purpose/meaning.
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 3:09 PM PST up reply actions
The compilations they got for them now are great
Every single comic from that year, released in a book. I got, I think, 1953, 54, 55, and 1957. Could be wrong on the dates but there abouts.
They were great back in the day! And I think they kept being good until he got really old, but not as good as when he was young o’ course.
#52
yeah....he was an interesting dude.
i read that he once told his wife, before the got married, that he thought he was a person that could never be happy.
i’ve seen those complete collection volumes, just never got one. I feel I need to buy Calvin and Hobbes and The Far Side first.
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 3:16 PM PST up reply actions
I got the complete Calvin and Far Side as well
They are expensive!
I love complete collections of classic comic strips… they make me happy. It’s nice they get released so often now. I hated how it was before, where some SUIT picked what comics get to go in the book.
Anyone read PERRY BIBLE FELLOWSHIP? That might be the best comic around today. I got his compilation book, and it is awesome.
#52
never read that one. the C&H and Far Side are, indeed, quite expensive. I’m just not ready to spend $100 a piece for those collections. I keep waiting for a killer deal on them on Amazon, but no luck.
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 3:21 PM PST up reply actions
They are heavy as a snitch as well
Took some doing to get it down to LA!
They C & H and Far Side compilations were both X-Mas prezzies.
#52
my family is too cheap to get me stuff like that. i’m the only one that gives big expensive presents. haha
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 3:26 PM PST up reply actions
They are heavy as a snitch as well
Took some doing to get it down to LA!
They C & H and Far Side compilations were both X-Mas prezzies.
#52
I heard you the first time!
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 3:26 PM PST up reply actions
Here is, as far as I know
that is great. i only went through about 5 of them. those are really funny
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 3:28 PM PST up reply actions
you shoulda put this one up for Claire
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 3:30 PM PST up reply actions
i was just gonna link that one. hilarious.
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 3:32 PM PST up reply actions
This one for
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 3:34 PM PST up reply actions
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 3:31 PM PST up reply actions
Lets go UVA
Hanging in there vs. Duke.
In other action, Evan Turner (and mainly Evan Turner) is beating the crap out of Michigan.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
2nd round exit….
for some reason, i’m reminded of KD’s Texas team that burned my bracket…
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 10:36 AM PST up reply actions
i admit right away that i haven't watched them this year.
but i thought KD’s Texas team would get carried to the final four on his shoulders and they got bounced early. on a one star team, i can see it happening again. just a gut feeling.
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 10:49 AM PST up reply actions
i’m bias but that Texas team is more talented than this Buckeyes team. Expectations are not that high for the Buckeyes this year as it was that Texas team
fiftytwo
that texas team never really was ranked very high. iirc they were a 4 seed in a tourney? ohio state will be a 1-2 seed and probably will make at least an elite eight run. if brandon roy can carry washington to the elite eight (at least they should have, but got screwed by the refs in the sweet 16), evan turner should be able to do the same with a much more talented team
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
I remember it decently well because it was one of the few times I paid attention to NCAA ball
Because I wanted to watch Durant and Oden as much as possible because I knew we were getting the #1 pick.
That Texas team wasn’t very good, everyone thought they were poorly coached, and I don’t remember them as a team that was expected to go far… Durant or not.
#52
they were a 4 seed
and lost to 5th seeded USC in round 2.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
i remember that. that’s when i thought oj mayo could be a GREAT defender in the pros. that sc team locked durant down.
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
Tim Floyd's USC teams always defended extremely well
I think they had Daniel Hackett on Durant a lot.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
Cloudy needs to watch more NCAA ball then!
I mean, I can’t expect him to be a college ball junkie like me, but c’mon bruh.
#52
crap
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
It's ok
But you look like a moron, but it’s cool.
But yeah, sure, you knew Mayo would be a great defender based on a memory that never happened, but it’s okay. But everyone makes mistakes, one can say, but there really isn’t a reason for excuses.
#52
whatever.
http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/basketball/news?slug=dw-jimmyv120407&prov=yhoo&type=lgns
i remember this article, and believed mayo would pwn on defense afterwards because of floyd.
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
Shift A
Have we talked about Lebron getting busted for roids? Jim Rome mentioned it this morning, but I can’t find any stories.
Free prezofdeath
It was talked about in yesterday’s JD, and it is not Lebron James, some other Lebron.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
I thought all the other Lebrons were changing their names to something else
To pay homage to the greatest Lebron…
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Mar 12, 2010 3:32 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
Tin, did you watch Survivor last night?
on a scale of 1-10, how excited should i be for watching it after work?
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 10:41 AM PST up reply actions
awesome...
the last 2 episodes have been spectacular so i was hoping this one would be too.
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 10:45 AM PST up reply actions
that could be so many people. but i know there is an injury. don’t spoil anything for me!
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 10:50 AM PST up reply actions
very excited; they drop a large rock on the contestant who was first out in biggest loser, after breaking his glasses.
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 12, 2010 10:43 AM PST up reply actions
sucks to his asmar
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 10:45 AM PST up reply actions
did i mention, in the first episode they were on plane that crashed in a tropic environment?
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 12, 2010 10:46 AM PST up reply actions
if they get in to a situation where a polar bear is running at them i’m in!
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 10:49 AM PST up reply actions
that video is chewbacca
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 10:50 AM PST up reply actions
Tie game between Ohio State and Michigan
1 minute left
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
NBA level shot
Harris will have an NBA Career I would think, maybe not as a star but you never know.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Somewhere
Oden is crying, and I feel sorry for him.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Hello junk.
Dwyer is right. We don’t play defense, and Nate’s never been a defensive coach. Can’t plan to go on a run when we get torched by crappy D-Leaguers like Golden State.
Evan Turner is awesome.
Last night’s game was weird.
#52
HOLY CRAP!
Okay, Oden is not crying.
That was unreal.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Second time someone has hit a game-winning shot
When the team decided NOT to pressure the ball on the inbounds, WV did and Ohio State did.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
dwyer thinks we will take la to 7 games
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
I gotta disagree there. We’ll beat them… but this is playoff basketball. The Rose Garden is a fortress because we beat them and because they are often unfocused.
#52
by Cablinasian on Mar 12, 2010 10:59 AM PST up reply actions
The Blazers only got 1 guy who cares about defense
Maybe two with Camby
by tominhawaii on Mar 12, 2010 11:20 AM PST up reply actions
coaching.
A good coach could get Brandon and LNA to play defense.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
Maybe
As much as I think Boston’s defensive coordinator is good, I think a big part of Boston’s defense was everyone buying in because they were old and they didn’t want to get yelled at by KG.
If it was as simple as the coach, every team would have an assistant coach like Thibodeau.
by tominhawaii on Mar 12, 2010 11:27 AM PST up reply actions
They have a few, but fewer are good at it. I would say Nic, Camby (help-defense especially), Dante, as well as Joel and Greg when healthy are above average. Jerryd and Martell are decent and improving. LaMarcus sadly is a better perimeter than interior defender. Jeff is tough but not (yet) a smart defender, and has rather slow feet. Miller and Rudy and Roy can play defense but don’t always do, plus Roy seems to be the worst at getting back when he feels like he got fouled himself. Juwan is good at boxing out but hopeless one on one. Diener and Mills should have problems against quicker respectively taller guards, but who knows.
The only problem with Swyer's statement about Nate...
is that Kobe would definitely disagree. He’s been quoted as saying Nate is a great defensive coach, based on their shared experience on the Olympic team.
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
by antediluvian on Mar 12, 2010 1:45 PM PST up reply actions
would you take Kobe's word for it, or would you go by the fact that he's never in his career coached an above average NBA defense?
That Olympic team, by the way, gave up 107 points in a 40 minute game, on better than 50% shooting, to Spain and had some pretty decent defensive talent.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
Spains national team isn't bad
Just sayin they’ve got some talent and had sufficient motivation.
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
sure, but I wouldn't point to the Olympics if trying to support Nate's defensive resume
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
Nates problem is that he doesn’t do anything to make his defense spectacular. He leaves it up to his players. When Brandon and LMA aren’t making the effort, things will suck.
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
Nate's problem is that he's a poor defensive coach
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
Well....
and please don’t take this badly. I do not mean it disrespectfully…..but I guess I’d take Kobe’s word for it. He’s played the game.
We as fans have lot of opinions, and you have good ones that are always well thought out. But that doesn’t mean it’s more accurate than that of a player who’s been on the all-defensive team 7 times.
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
by antediluvian on Mar 12, 2010 2:02 PM PST up reply actions
so, because Kobe liked playing for Nate, you are willing to overlook the fact that all of Nate's teams have played below average defense?
Every single one of them?
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
No....
I’m saying that Kobe is probably a better judge of coaching defense than either of us. We do not know what goes on in the huddle. We don’t know what Nate coaches and says. All we see is the players playing.
In my opinion (and it’s just an opinion) we tend to give coaches a bit to much credit and a bit too much criticism for what takes place on the court.
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
by antediluvian on Mar 12, 2010 2:09 PM PST up reply actions
ok, well
Nate may be a defensive genius, I don’t know. All I care about is whether he can get good defense out of his players, and the evidence is that he can’t.
Coaches do have an effect on teams’ defense— just look at what happened with Milwaukee as soon as they hired Skiles. Plenty of other examples like that.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
oops last year, we were just above average
my mistake. That was Nate’s only above average defense, 13th in the league.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
wow evan turner
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
Losing is no fun and losing to Purdue is even worse, but losing to this Purdue team is more upsetting than the thought of The Villain dating my sister.
ClubTril always gives Turner a bad time.
#52
by Cablinasian on Mar 12, 2010 11:04 AM PST up reply actions
i try not to wear shoes i have to tie
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 10:59 AM PST up reply actions
oh…not velcro….just the slip on types with no laces. i need to get another pair of shoes though cause i don’t much like the ones i’ve had for over a year and they are starting to wear out.
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 11:03 AM PST up reply actions
good call.
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 11:26 AM PST up reply actions
EVAN TURNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
go BUCKEYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fiftytwo
Was that longer than Roy's shot vs. Houston?
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
terrible defense by UMich
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
As Cincy made the mistake
YOU HAVE TO PRESSURE THE BALL IN THOSE SITUATIONS. They let Turner get a running start.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
inexcusable to let him get that good a look in just 2 seconds
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
It WAS a difficult shot
But he’s too good a shooter to allow that to happen.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
yep
still a great shot, of course.
Love Turner’s reaction— he expected to make it all the way.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
brandon roy-esque
:)
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
I agree Wall has more upside than Turner
But Turner could be an All-Star caliber player in the NBA.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
i love his game. don’t know if he’ll end up being as good as or better than roy, but i love his game and they are both pretty similar players
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
WHO WANTS SOME &^%&^ NESQUIK?
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
there’s always a lot of blood the first time
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 11:08 AM PST up reply actions
Woohoo!
I love March/April! Best time of the sports year!
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
Joe Cool gonna be a Knick? via ESPN Insider
small excerpt:
Now here’s the latest wrinkle from Frank Isola of the New York Daily News: Tellem, Johnson and the Knicks may already have an under-the-table agreement in place for Johnson to sign with New York in the offseason.
fiftytwo
That team actually would be pretty good if they kept David Lee.
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Bayless is easily the most underrated Blazer on the BEdge right now
I can see how his #1 fan would be getting upset.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
I haven't read it yet (still doing the jd)
But he retitled it A Response to Dave, Regarding Bayless
It should have been a comment in Dave’s mailbag and Dave didn’t say anything untrue about Bayless
by tominhawaii on Mar 12, 2010 11:24 AM PST up reply actions
I like ULC though
He is the master of overwhelming folks with words and stats to instead of prove the person wrong, he just make them give up.
by tominhawaii on Mar 12, 2010 11:29 AM PST up reply actions
He did post it in the mailbag...then decided to repost on the sidebar because of it's awesomeness
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
by 92wastheyear on Mar 12, 2010 12:57 PM PST up reply actions
I don't see why he is aiming it at Dave
Dave wasn’t even down on Jerryd in the mailbag. He was merely commenting on the nature of fans.
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ulc is definitely hypersensitive about Bayless
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
Wall and his Cousins down 5 as we start the second half
On ESPN360 only, screw ESPN.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I have it on "Comcast Sportsnet California" for some reason
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
Why they can't put it on ESPNU instead of Cowherd's show I don't get
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Keep in mind, Titus and Greg are really close friends.
Finally, my two week roller coaster ascended to new heights with the recent news about my friend and former teammate Greg Oden. For those who missed it, nude pictures of Greg have circulated throughout the internet in the last few days. Knowing Greg like I do, I know that he’s really torn up by all of this and I feel bad for him in that regard. At the same time, knowing Greg like I do makes this quite possible the funniest thing to happen during my time at Ohio State. Still, it’s unfortunate it had to happen and I feel badly that it happened to such a good person, which is why I don’t want to make too many jokes about it. I’ll just say that hearing Greg claim that the pictures are a year and a half old and then explaining that he’s "definitely grown a lot since then" made me laugh harder than I have in a very long time.
#52
Wall is ridiculous
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
May finally be the chink in the Thudner armor
Its about time one of their guys got hurt too.
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Thabo is a terrible offensive player.
#52
by Cablinasian on Mar 12, 2010 11:56 AM PST up reply actions
Harden is their only reliable outlet shooter other than Durant and he is very good at being the scoring presence off of the bench.
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
this is a team that will continue to win with defense.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
wow, did that Denver game cost them 3 spots?
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
they gave up a nearly equally bad number against Sac the previous night. They’ve had really good nights against the Clips and Kings in the past few weeks, but also some pretty bad defensive efforts.
#52
by Cablinasian on Mar 12, 2010 12:10 PM PST up reply actions
OKC has two losses against sub-.500 teams this year, I heard on a broadcast. They’ll win tonight.
#52
by Cablinasian on Mar 12, 2010 12:12 PM PST up reply actions
interesting.
its just pretty tough for me to imagine losing Harden leading to any sort of fall from OKC.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
Harden did kind of kick our ass last time
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Man.. He’s like their Rudy.
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
losing a player like that costs you a couple games over a full season
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
I do think that their replacement for him (Sefolosha more minutes, but also more time for Weaver, I would guess) is significantly below replacement value on offense.
#52
by Cablinasian on Mar 12, 2010 12:18 PM PST up reply actions
Oh, I don’t think I said it did. I just think that it will definitely hurt them, because they don’t have many good offensive players. I doubt it hurts them more than a win, maybe.
#52
by Cablinasian on Mar 12, 2010 12:15 PM PST up reply actions
they’re replacing a good offensive player with what, Kyle Weaver and Thabo? They have very little offensive firepower off the bench, Harden was basically it.
#52
by Cablinasian on Mar 12, 2010 12:02 PM PST up reply actions
that tells me that Harden has inflated value…i think he’ll improve on his shooting next year, but he’s marginal at best this year
fiftytwo
the point is that, as a basketball team puts more players who don’t contribute offensively, the team suffers quite a bit. Giving Durant and Westbrook more touches sounds good, but Harden’s been big for them this year, because he can actually space the floor.
#52
by Cablinasian on Mar 12, 2010 12:11 PM PST up reply actions
and i’m just saying his contribution offensively to that team as a whole is inflated especially if the byproduct is more touches for Durant and Westbrook…Harden has some awful shot selection
fiftytwo
well, so does Westbrook for that matter. The problem is that at least Harden can make the shot. Sefolosha is a shockingly bad offensive player.
#52
by Cablinasian on Mar 12, 2010 12:17 PM PST up reply actions
Harden's defense isn't that far behind Sefolosha
I cringe when Sefolosha puts the ball on the floor. The second unit was already anemic offensively; I think we might be seeing a lot more DJ White and Kyle Weaver (which I’m actually excited about)
Harden's capable of carrying the team in stretches
when no one else can make their shots. But it doesn’t happen often enough that his loss for a few games is going to be a huge blow. Weaver isn’t a bad spot up shooter and he’s more than capable defensively.
I'm watching last night's game
I just saw the Bayless missed dunk with about 30 seconds left in the 2nd
If that heave from Roy would have went in with 2.3 to go, it would have been insane and epic.
there was a pretty clear gasp from the crowd while that ball was hanging on the rim
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
Yeah
I think they are one of the few teams with fans that gasp that loud in the regular season.
by tominhawaii on Mar 12, 2010 12:10 PM PST up reply actions
indeed.
after the ball hit the rim initially, i really thought it was gonna bounce in. i was legitimately surprised it missed after the initial contact.
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 12:02 PM PST up reply actions
We missed too many shots in the first half..
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
This Alabama team looks like world beaters at times
and they are on the bubble… for the NIT.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
"The shot that goes in before the half, 9 times out of 10, will be the difference in the game"
uhhhhhhhhhhh, is that so, Jimmy Dykes?
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
Coach Cal knows how to break down a zone
Nice two plays called in a row by him.
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i want one
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 12:22 PM PST up reply actions
lol wth!
that’d be so fun
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Mar 12, 2010 1:55 PM PST up reply actions
They're going to win
But that would have been a nice chance to put a little showtime flair into the nail on Bama’s coffin.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
lmao @ haarlow’s facebook
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
How is it funny? like a clown? like her facebook is there to amuse you? what’s so funny about Haarlow’s facebook? Tell me….what the [kerfluffle] is so funny about her facebook.
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 12:23 PM PST up reply actions
haarlow: Hats off the Jerome Randle and Isaiah Thomas…both of them stole the show in the PAC-10 Tourney yesterday!
random guy’s comment: I was watching and must say, I believe you, Rebecca, were the one who stole the show
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
smooth, DS…i mean…random guy
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 12:26 PM PST up reply actions
two of the most overrated players in the country
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
When you're as awful as the Pac-10 this year, the dullest diamonds seem brilliant.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
I think its more that people love tiny PGs
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
from Ricky Gervais.
in an interview about Extras season 2 (and The Office, somewhat) here.
In England, we like the underdog until he’s not the underdog. In America, you stick by him. If an American works hard and buys a Rolls Royce, people go, ‘Oh, I’m gonna work hard and buy a Rolls.’ In England, they’d spit on it and go, ‘Who do you think you are?’
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that’s a good interview
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 12:48 PM PST up reply actions
Wow
How bad of a coach do you have to be to throw your hat in for that job? He must be doing it for his wife.
by tominhawaii on Mar 12, 2010 12:48 PM PST up reply actions
I was joking this time
That just sounds like stupid @#$% that younger people do.
by tominhawaii on Mar 12, 2010 12:57 PM PST up reply actions
Yah, if that's all it was, James should be suspended for one game at most.
Pretty innocuous and he clearly wasn’t the only party at fault there.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
He shouldn’t have put his hands on her – period. However, neither were exactly acting to diffuse the situation.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
Meh
I don’t mean to defend him. But I’ve been watching the Real World DC and those chick are tougher than most guys I’ve known in my life. Tackling a woman by the waste to get your keys back is dumb and that’s about it. I think he is more guilty of being stupid than a domestic violence person.
The Warriors 4th quarter offense last night thinks Wisconsin sucks right now.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOMORROW
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In my ballets, woman is first. Men are consorts. God made men to sing the praises of women. They are not equal to men: They are better. -George Balanchine
coolio
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 12, 2010 1:07 PM PST up reply actions
So you say it's yer birthday
Happy Birthday to ya
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
by 92wastheyear on Mar 12, 2010 1:09 PM PST up reply actions
happy birthday
i hope Jacoby Ellsbury remembers to send a card.
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 1:09 PM PST up reply actions
god he better.
In my ballets, woman is first. Men are consorts. God made men to sing the praises of women. They are not equal to men: They are better. -George Balanchine
just do the guy a favor and don’t post his stuff on the internet. ;-)
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 1:14 PM PST up reply actions
Happy Birthday!
March birthdays are the best!
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
february birthdays >>>>> march birthdays
ask cloudy or roybot or ark or jake
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 12, 2010 1:14 PM PST up reply actions
this is a correct statement.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
and ash
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 12, 2010 1:15 PM PST up reply actions
idol too i think...
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 12, 2010 1:15 PM PST up reply actions
no hes march
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 12, 2010 1:16 PM PST up reply actions
yeah something like that
either way
february >>> march
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 12, 2010 1:18 PM PST up reply actions
Actually
My B-Day is more important than all y’alls.
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
ya well
MICHAEL JORDAN’S birthday is in february (same day as mine and jake’s) and hes the greatest basketball player of all time, OF ALL TIME!
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 12, 2010 1:22 PM PST up reply actions
HE"S MARCH
because he’s awesome
nuff said
In my ballets, woman is first. Men are consorts. God made men to sing the praises of women. They are not equal to men: They are better. -George Balanchine
by Claire on Mar 12, 2010 1:22 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
naw
awesome people were born in february. therefore, he is not awesome.
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 12, 2010 1:24 PM PST up reply actions
your birthday is in the same month as the worst holiday of the year.
just sayin….it matters
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 1:29 PM PST up reply actions
sorry, no
I just looked it up.
Michelangelo was born in march. So was Chopin. CHUCK NORRIS. Albert Einstein. Spike Lee. Bruce Willis. Rudolf Nureyev. Nat King Cole.
I think I just settled it.
In my ballets, woman is first. Men are consorts. God made men to sing the praises of women. They are not equal to men: They are better. -George Balanchine
dang….that’s even better than the month i was born. i can claim Bill Cosby. i don’t know who else.
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 1:33 PM PST up reply actions
michael jordan > all of those dudes
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 12, 2010 1:35 PM PST up reply actions
smh……..
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 1:35 PM PST up reply actions
Who even listens to Nat King Cole?
Honestly.
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
he sings one of the best versions of that christmastime song. the chestnut one. i think it’s even called The Christmas Song
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 1:37 PM PST up reply actions
Look at this list
Lauren Conrad, Big Boi, Pauley Shore, Rick James, Sherman Hemsley (a.k.a “George Jefferson”).
And that is just February 1st
hahahahahaha
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 1:36 PM PST up reply actions
we also got
MICHAEL JORDAN, parish hilton, lupe fiasco
thats just the 17th
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 12, 2010 1:44 PM PST up reply actions
i think you are throwing way to much stock in to Michael Jordan.
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 1:45 PM PST up reply actions
we got chris brown!
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 12, 2010 1:46 PM PST up reply actions
and bobby brown
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 12, 2010 1:46 PM PST up reply actions
ronald reagan
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 12, 2010 1:46 PM PST up reply actions
RICK ASTLEY
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 12, 2010 1:47 PM PST up reply actions
are you trying to make february lose?
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
DS has successfully lost this argument for February.
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 1:48 PM PST up reply actions
garth brooks
chris rock
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 12, 2010 1:47 PM PST up reply actions
ashton kutcher
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 12, 2010 1:47 PM PST up reply actions
gary coleman
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 12, 2010 1:48 PM PST up reply actions
Sheryl Crow
Jennifer Aniston
Kelly Rowland
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 12, 2010 1:49 PM PST up reply actions
Matt Groening
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 12, 2010 1:50 PM PST up reply actions
charles barkley
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 12, 2010 1:51 PM PST up reply actions
guess what, DS....
my month has Billy Mays….
yeah….that’s right…
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 1:53 PM PST up reply actions
feb has joyce, dickens, marley, honest abe, washington, handel, renoir, and constantine, among others…
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 12, 2010 1:37 PM PST up reply actions
Chuck Norris, dude….
Invasion March will not be successfull
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 1:38 PM PST up reply actions
we have three less days than march, cause we don’t need a crutch. we could compile a list using half our days. plus the greatest comedy ever composed from an original score is groundhogs day, taking place in the ∞ on the 2nd
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 12, 2010 1:40 PM PST up reply actions
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 1:43 PM PST up reply actions
this is the dumbest argument in the history of arguments
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
each month has roughly 1/12th of all the famous people, give or take
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
my month has Rocky, Pablo Neruda (on my actual birthday), Forrest Gump, and Captain Picard.
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 1:42 PM PST up reply actions
and…oddly enough….the actual Nathan Bedford Forrest…
also, Ernest Hemingway, Hunter S Thompson, and GB Shaw. lots of writers in July actually….
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 1:48 PM PST up reply actions
Emily Bronte, JK Rowling Herman Hesse, Tom Stoppard, Franz Kafka, Neil Simon, EB White, Thoreou (ick) Raymond Chandler, Aldous Huxley, and…..
the freakin’ Dalai Lama!
actually, my month is looking better and better.
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 1:52 PM PST up reply actions
i’d argue, that the history of this particular argument will only be topped when are argue about this history of this post, here shortly
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 12, 2010 1:41 PM PST up reply actions
Feb
Abe Lincoln
Burt Reynolds
Charles Darwin
Leslie Nielsen
Chris Farley
Matt Groenig
Ice-T
I get the paper, so I don't care!
paris hilton
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 12, 2010 1:44 PM PST up reply actions
you had me at chuck norris
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
and EK
ek puts up over the top
how can you deny his awesomeness?
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 12, 2010 1:35 PM PST up reply actions
because he is a plant
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 1:36 PM PST up reply actions
see, i told ya, DS…..
he’s a plant. never trust a plant.
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 1:38 PM PST up reply actions
unless this is biodome, is this biodome?
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 12, 2010 1:42 PM PST up reply actions
i don’t think so…..
but how can we ever be sure?
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 1:44 PM PST up reply actions
dandelion
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 1:43 PM PST up reply actions
Durrden endorses this argument
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Mar 12, 2010 2:38 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
capricorns are freaks
so says Durrden, so shall it be…
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Mar 12, 2010 7:08 PM PST up reply actions
yeah me too
it was last week.
In my ballets, woman is first. Men are consorts. God made men to sing the praises of women. They are not equal to men: They are better. -George Balanchine
i always thought the term ‘bangs’ for your hair was odd. who came up with that?
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
i dunna…but what i do know, is that my personal preference is against bangs.
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 3:10 PM PST up reply actions
depends on who has em
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
concessions can always be made
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 6:53 PM PST up reply actions
thanks BRP! we should probably catch up
we haven’t really talked in forever
In my ballets, woman is first. Men are consorts. God made men to sing the praises of women. They are not equal to men: They are better. -George Balanchine
Wow
What a tough loss last night ….that really sucked. I bet the sidebar is going crazy
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
are you never allowed to be upset after a win, even if its by 5 against a team with 4 real NBA players (none in the frontcourt) and a bunch of dleaguers?
after 3 quarters or horrible basketball, and only because they went cold?
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
Dallas tried pretty hard to lose to NJ the other night
at Dallas. They couldn’t quite do it, though.
and I bet a lot of their fans were pissed about it
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
just the ones that want to see their team take advantage of the tail end of their window
and play like a championship contender.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
out of curiosity… what is it you like about the Blazers?
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 12, 2010 2:37 PM PST up reply actions
pretty simple really
I’m a basketball nerd from Portland, ergo the Blazers are my team.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
that doesn’t really answer my question
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 12, 2010 2:40 PM PST up reply actions
I chose not to answer your question
I found it insulting and stupid.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
I feel that it’s a legitimate question, given that most of what I read from you is worry and complaint… I’m curious what keeps you coing back to something that appears to cause you so much discomfort
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 12, 2010 2:43 PM PST up reply actions
he said he loves basketball. what more do you need to know? if he had lived in San Antonio as a kid, he would probably be a Spurs fan.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 3:11 PM PST up reply actions
I’m not trying to rip him or embarrass him, I’m just interested in the psyche of a fan who is so passionately pessimistic (in print) of the team
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 12, 2010 3:13 PM PST up reply actions
Everyone is a fan in their own way
Not to answer for Jake, but obviously he’s a huge fan or he wouldn’t be here, and I’m sure he loves the feeling of victories, watching players improve, seeing them become what we hoped, and the shared community we got here.
He expresses things in his own way but it’s not any less valid than how a homer like me does it.
I don’t think you mean to besmirch his fanhood, but I would reckon he loves the Blazers for the same reasons you do, and I do, but he shows it in his way.
#52
I don’t doubt his unconditional love for the team… but I’m curious what he likes about the current team… the team that’s playing tonight
.
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is it batum blocks?
#10, #21, #52
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by The Arkitect on Mar 12, 2010 3:24 PM PST up reply actions
my favorite players are Oden, Przybilla, Batum, Dante and Roy, though Roy has been extremely frustrating this year
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
thank you… that’s all I was asking… do you prefer offense or defense?
#10, #21, #52
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by The Arkitect on Mar 12, 2010 3:29 PM PST up reply actions
probably defense, but I like good offense as much as the next guy
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
I was about to try to steal second… FYI
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 12, 2010 3:32 PM PST up reply actions
seriously
good god, leave me the zach alone.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
hahah
but seriously, internet dating is fun…i did it for a brief period when i was single to get more variety and it was a blast
fiftytwo
I'm tellin' ya
My friend who does it is elbow deep in trim, and he’s DEFINITELY, big time, the sort of guy who struggles talking with girls… he struggles talking with anyone, really!
If anyone out there wants a girlfriend that they would actually like, and is cute, go online bros! There be dames in them there mountains.
#52
that's for sure
and it’s not just for guys who are mouth breathers …
it’s pretty fun…
guys and gals have all kind of insecurities but one thing is for sure, online dating is the norm not the exception
fiftytwo
I haven't done it
But I would gladly be open about it if I had, and from everything I’ve heard from my friends who’ve done it, it works great.
I firmly recommend that anyone who WANTS a girlfriend or boyfriend, to go to one of those websites, and get yourself a partner.
No stigma about it!
#52
why are you guys pushing this so far?
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 3:56 PM PST up reply actions
mort wants to meet me, on the internets.
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 12, 2010 3:57 PM PST up reply actions
I brought it up, or someone did, the other week
Because my sister is doing it.
I said people should do it. Those who WANT a lady/boy, anywho.
#52
DTL has insecurities
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 12, 2010 3:58 PM PST up reply actions
i really do…..
:(
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 4:00 PM PST up reply actions
And don't worry
I know I wasn’t SPECIFICALLY addressing my “go online to find a girl” at you, but to ANYONE out there who is wanting a dame. For a real relationships!
#52
oh i know you weren't.
i’ve actually been contemplating it, but something about it just doesn’t feel right to me. but who knows, i might end up going that route. I’m just not looking for any sort of casual dating things anymore. i’m looking for something that will be serious.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 4:10 PM PST up reply actions
i've seen eHarmony in action....
it is not different than any other site.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 4:15 PM PST up reply actions
it is.
about building a lasting relationship between the investors and their money.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 4:17 PM PST up reply actions
Exactly, I think it's great for a potentially serious relationship
One can use it for fun, or to find another like-minded person who also wants to settle down.
I say, try it out, make a profile, see what happens. I think you’ll have fun and it’ll turn out good.
#52
My 2 cents… GET OUT OF CANBY
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 12, 2010 4:23 PM PST up reply actions
i am
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 4:25 PM PST up reply actions
I mean DTL… ya want a girlfriend, right?
No jokin’, no one will tease ya, because soon you’ll be up to your guts in nuts, or whatever.
#52
and hate to break this to everyone, but FFA is not available….she could be…but she’s most likely doing the macarena with someone else right now
fiftytwo
wha....what?...haha..you're joking.
right? you’re joking right, BRP!
:*(
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 4:08 PM PST up reply actions
Plus, I want my vision to come true
That DTL will be married and with child within 3 years!
It happened right after I had my “John Wall is a Piston” vision.
#52
i'm more interested to see if this vision of yours comes true
as if we were living 15 years ago. the way God intended: without the internet.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 4:09 PM PST up reply actions
Do it how ya want to do it
But don’t shut yourself off from a place with great potential, such as online dating.
You could EASILY find the female DTL who is perfect for you and also hates Avatar within a few weeks.
#52
yeah, i don’t understand the “don’t feel right”
shoot, we all met here in person from an online site
fiftytwo
true...
which i’ve taken in to consideration. there’s just something a little sordid to me about a site designed to find “true love” or whatever. or even if you’re just looking for action. i don’t know….too 21st century for me.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 4:16 PM PST up reply actions
then go to AdultFriendFinder or Craigslist NSA…hahaha
just because a site construction sucks, doesn’t mean there might be legitimate content in there for you
fiftytwo
everything…i need to get better with theory, guitar, strings…etc
i’m a hack and want to be more polish while i teach the kids…don’t want to teach them to be a hack like me
fiftytwo
well you can take music fundamentals and theory at most any college i think...
everybody responds differently emotionally to every music teacher so it’s hard to say. People can be touchy in music theory classes if they don’t keep an open mind or the teacher sucks. I haven’t taken classes at lewis and clark, merrilhurst, reed, or any expensive colleges, just mhcc and psu, both are good for learning how to play piano in group piano classes, or jazz improv classes;I’ve heard good things about PCC, even though they’re dept. is small, but didn’t like that school very much when i tried to go there…
I LOVE THEORY!
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
my first guitar teacher
that i took from for 2 years teaches in albany/corvallis/portland/gresham. He definitely can help with teaching fundamentals in most any style, from right hand technique, to basic chord forms and maj. scales, to teaching you how to read jazz chord charts create and your own advanced chord substitutions. Or, if you want, i’ll just teach you out of his book. :-)
i would say i’m average on all parts (theory, playing, etc) and not a beginner and not definitely an expert (experts real musicians like yourself)…
so with that, is PCC the way to go?
fiftytwo
hard to say
not sure if you want a guitar teacher or theory/music reading class. you have to be specific in your goals i guess to know
yeah i know.
i’m liking fighting the inevitable. but i’d rather be surprised than trying fishing with dynamite
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 4:20 PM PST up reply actions
I say it's at least worth a shot in the very immediate future
If ya have a bad experience, it won’t be any different from any regular date.
You will get to know the person a little bit through emails and stuff before you go on a date, according to my sister. She got a ton of emails from different suitors, picked who she liked.
My friend who struggles to chat up dames gets tons of emails too. It’s all through the site he uses, so no one has his email or whatever.
If anything seems off, don’t pursue it!
#52
i dated a D-1 college volleyball player through online dating
it was awesome…she was from Cali
but i also dated this one gal that when she ate hot Spicy thai food, she had snot running and she wasn’t quick enough to pull the napkin to her nose…it was gross
fiftytwo
And that sort of experience CAN happen in real life
But it was a lot easier to do it online, and you know you’re getting someone who wants to date you also.
#52
Cant we just pay someone for the
girl friend experience?
I shouldn't complain but sometimes I still do.
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Mar 12, 2010 4:27 PM PST up reply actions
and if you believe in NSA fun, that part works too…but generally, a lot of the ladies are looking for serious relationships
fiftytwo
Which, I think is what DTL wants
I get the feeling DTL won’t turn down sexin’, but he really actually wants a real relationship.
I think online dating would find him his soulmate, his female-DTL who also wants to have a serious relationship but is draggin’ her feet.
#52
I am not on that list
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 12, 2010 4:34 PM PST up reply actions
sounds like a plan to me.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 4:50 PM PST up reply actions
yeah…i think you kinda got the gist of it, Mort.
except the online part. i’m not sure i could approach the online thing with a level of seriousness. i’d want to post pictures in the style of David Brent and hope they get the joke.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 4:30 PM PST up reply actions
My sister's biggest complaint
Is guy’s photos for their profile. They’ll have the dumbest one possible as their main photo, but when she looks through their collection of photos she sees much nicer ones.
Don’t pick a dumb photo. Treat it how you’d want a girl in real life to see ya! Make a good first impression.
Have dumb photos in your collection if you want, but not as your main. Instant turn off.
Be yourself!
#52
w0rd…have a lot of pics that just generally show what you do…casual…
and nothing crazy like the pic of DTL Avatarized
fiftytwo
One thing to think of, DTL
And anyone else out there…
You think it’s weird to go online for a gal, that’s fine.
How do you imagine you’ll meet The One? At work? You don’t really go to bars, I imagine. Not a lot of parties to meet people at. Ya ain’t gonna go up to a girl at a grocery store and woo her.
Online dating will make it so you INSTANTLY find a good match, and you’ll know she will prolly like you too.
It’s all about putting yourself in a situation where you can find a lady you like! If ya ain’t in that sort of position, you won’t find one.
#52
i met a gal at Safeway and she dropped a bag, so i carried it to her car, and next thing you know, we dated…
so it’s good to walk close to nice looking potentials and accidentally knock grocery bags
fiftytwo
Meeting a gal can be like that
If one is the type of personality to “go for it”. I think some don’t have that in them. My friend who cleans up on online dating isn’t that sort of person.
There are ways to put yourself in the right position, but if you find yourself never in the right sort of position, and you’re not one to FORCE the issue… online dating is a great option.
#52
my roommate
did the online thing. it doesn’t guarantee anything, let alone finding a good match.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 4:52 PM PST up reply actions
Well, nothing is guaranteed
It’s all about giving yourself the chance to find someone, over not being in any situations to find someone regularly.
#52
^this
I’m bad at it.
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
Move to Brazil
I shouldn't complain but sometimes I still do.
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Mar 12, 2010 4:57 PM PST up reply actions
Hoh yeah!
I like your thinkin!
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
Seriously goto a baile funk show
and find a nice girl with a big bunda
I shouldn't complain but sometimes I still do.
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Mar 12, 2010 5:01 PM PST up reply actions
Ya can't play "The Portland", and just wait in the corner!
Gotta put YOURSELF in the game, not let it come to you.
#52
i've known it to happen.
several times. any time you meet someone it’s serendipitous….you just never know what will happen.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 4:58 PM PST up reply actions
The circumstantialness of it all is blown out of proportions.
The part where you have to be doing things and out there to have an apparently serendipitous encounter is the part that people leave out.
#10 & #52
Idoltime's words were as true in his time, as they are in ours!
Putting yourself in situations to find the gals leads to “serendipity”. Ya can’t just think it’ll happen randomly.
That’s the main reason I bring up the online dating— it puts you in that situation you’re looking for, and you’re surrounded by like-minded people.
#52
And after you find the girlfriend for now
The next lesson is “date others to know what ya want”.
For DTL specifically, he’s had plenty of GFs, so he knows what he wants I think, and he wants babies and wedding bells.
#52
not babies....necessarily...
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 5:10 PM PST up reply actions
DO NOT QUESTION THE VISION
You’ll get married to a pretty lady who is cute and smart and then you’ll have kids within 3 years.
SO IT IS WRITTEN SO IT SHALL BE.
#52
now to test the vision i will do nothing.
i will put your powers to the test, Mortimer!
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 5:12 PM PST up reply actions
EXACTLY!!!!!!
Newton figured out gravity by sitting around for hours a day writing about everything in the world.. including apples falling on his head.
#10 & #52
Nope it's Jade
I shouldn't complain but sometimes I still do.
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Mar 12, 2010 5:05 PM PST up reply actions
I thought it was Mom
just kidding broyposse!
I shouldn't complain but sometimes I still do.
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Mar 12, 2010 5:11 PM PST up reply actions
F
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 12, 2010 5:43 PM PST up reply actions
L
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 12, 2010 5:44 PM PST up reply actions
A
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 12, 2010 5:44 PM PST up reply actions
G
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 12, 2010 5:44 PM PST up reply actions
No it's Kobe Tai
I shouldn't complain but sometimes I still do.
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Mar 12, 2010 5:48 PM PST up reply actions
My buddy named his kid Asia
I was like, “what the hell you thinking man?” You don’t name your daughter Asia.
I shouldn't complain but sometimes I still do.
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Mar 12, 2010 5:10 PM PST up reply actions
The internet is a great place to meet people.
It’s like it was invented for that purpose even if it wasn’t.
#10 & #52
I've already had many a brownie friend.
But none like you. Brownies seem to be drawn to me though.
BTW, did I ever mention how much I like it when you and the Trail Breakers do your routine?
HAHAHAH It’s funny because it’s racist.
#10 & #52
Boo racism
I shouldn't complain but sometimes I still do.
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Mar 12, 2010 4:38 PM PST up reply actions
Man I'm the OG Trail Break fool
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfq2Zwr0ABM
I shouldn't complain but sometimes I still do.
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Mar 12, 2010 4:42 PM PST up reply actions
Tan friends do not equate to brownie
F the trailbrekaers, i can do that ish so much better
breaking is not as cool as popping
fiftytwo
I don't trust tan people.
I am worried that skin cancer spreads.
I have brown, yellow, pasty, and black friends. I have no red friends, and I am certainly not friends with any dirty mexicans.
#10 & #52
Dirty people smell funny
I shouldn't complain but sometimes I still do.
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Mar 12, 2010 5:02 PM PST up reply actions
if i were dtl, you’d have me at ‘d1 college volleyball player’
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
then why don’t you sign up?
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 6:53 PM PST up reply actions
im too young for this &^%$
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
you’re too young to date girls? that doesn’t make sense
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 6:57 PM PST up reply actions
life on campus is way better than an online dating site
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
i would imagine so.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 6:59 PM PST up reply actions
sorry, just trying to understand your perspective… I shall hang my head in shame further more… I am a sad panda
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 12, 2010 3:38 PM PST up reply actions
Can someone please tell me...
why Juwan was in the 4th quarter instead of Camby?
i understand him being in for Dante (well, not really) but Marcus is use to playing big minutes right?
fiftytwo
howard was making his shots, correct? i’m in the same boat though…
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 12, 2010 3:31 PM PST up reply actions
Juwan’s a better shooter? or better driver? I dunno, I wondered that as well… maybe cause Juwan is older… does Nate value seniority like the school system?
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 12, 2010 3:31 PM PST up reply actions
Juwan’s old enough to be called a quilt
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 12, 2010 3:33 PM PST up reply actions
lol
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
by antediluvian on Mar 12, 2010 3:38 PM PST up reply actions
the rarest of rarities
a pessimistic sports fan.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
Universally pessemistic sports fans
are fairly rare
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
by 92wastheyear on Mar 12, 2010 3:18 PM PST up reply actions
if you think I am universally pessimistic, you are an idiot.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
I don’t, that’s why I asked the question
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 12, 2010 3:21 PM PST up reply actions
I think we are at the point that I should not reply
to your comments.
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
by 92wastheyear on Mar 12, 2010 3:29 PM PST up reply actions
and yet you just did.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
not asking him to be… but most fans I know, even the cynical ones, can ind something they like in the team they root for… I’m curious what Jake likes about the Blazers
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 12, 2010 2:41 PM PST up reply actions
let me tell you this…I’ve been to games at Oracle with Jake, and he does the wave by himself…so don’t let his “words” fool you
fiftytwo
nope, not I… I bet he even bleeds red
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 12, 2010 2:44 PM PST up reply actions
is doing the wave by yourself like doing the worm?
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 12, 2010 2:43 PM PST up reply actions
the vertical worm
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 12, 2010 2:43 PM PST up reply actions
i do that, when i sell cars on the weekend.
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 12, 2010 2:44 PM PST up reply actions
impressive
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 12, 2010 2:45 PM PST up reply actions
Brah
The players are humans, not robots. Both teams and players play above and below their average at different points in the game and the season.
The fundamental point of playing a game is to win. The Blazers won.
You are pissed off about a very small sample size.
I'm actually not that pissed
I would be if I’d watched it on tv, but I actually got to see them win.
On the other hand, I’ve watched 4 games in that building and seen the Blazers play well for about a quarter and a half total.
The fundamental point about being an NBA franchise is to win championships. The Blazers, as currently constructed, are not doing enough to put themselves in position to do so, coaches and players alike. I want to see them win a championship someday, everything else is secondary.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
i agree with you Jake. A win is always nice….but i don’t feel all that great about the win last night.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 1:39 PM PST up reply actions
they've got some weird Oracle hex
that’s a bummer for you.
Maybe you could transfer to a school in Minneapolis
its called "bad coaching," "poor energy," and "lazy transition defense."
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
They don't track style points....
just wins and losses.
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
by antediluvian on Mar 12, 2010 1:51 PM PST up reply actions
style points are reflective of how strong a team you are and how ready you are for the playoffs
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
I get what you're saying.....
but I also look at record over the past 10 games heading towards the playoffs. The Blazers are 7-3….which is right up there as far as other teams in the league as we get close to playoffs.
I’d rather watch the Blazers win badly and win than watch them play well and lose.
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
by antediluvian on Mar 12, 2010 2:04 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
how many of those have been against good teams?
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
I don't know...don't care.
I want a team that is winning. Playoff basketball is often ugly (stylistically at least)….but has a much larger emphasis on winning (that doesn’t make sense….and I’m not sure I;m saying it correctly).
To me, the playoffs are “win or go home”. And to me, that makes it even more stacked in favor of “don’t care what it looks like as long as it’s a win.”
Look…I throw things at the TV when watching the Blazers play poorly…I scream and cuss and go nuts. But at the end of the day, if they win, I don’t kick the dog.
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
by antediluvian on Mar 12, 2010 2:13 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
If it makes you feel better
you can sign up for this
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
by 92wastheyear on Mar 12, 2010 2:44 PM PST up reply actions
I should have taken a vacation day today
I’ve got nothing to do.
I’m cleaning my desk.
I made up a dentist appointment to get out of here a little early. I probably shouldn’t have put that in writing.
OK....I see what you did there....
Stop by my office and pick up your last check on your way to your “dentist appointment”.
hahahahaha
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 1:57 PM PST up reply actions
i’d like to submit my request that you have tony danza as your avatar?
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 12, 2010 1:57 PM PST up reply actions
masoli pleads guilty, gets 12 months probation
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
Does anyone think either James or Masoli might have fudged a bit of the truth to Chip Kelly?
Or was Chip just stalling until the court settled, so as not to prematurely incriminate them?
I get the paper, so I don't care!
I think he knows the truth
If James admitted to the charges, he’d be suspended. I’m not sure on the Masoli stuff, but I think James is still a Duck because he told the truth.
According to my "sources" that's exactly the case.
James was up front about what happened. Masoli reportedly was not.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
link?
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 12, 2010 2:38 PM PST up reply actions
patriot league final on, for all those of you who read and enjoyed "The Last Amateurs"
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
Thanks Dougall!
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
you sunk my battleship
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 12, 2010 2:38 PM PST up reply actions
CBS to have a camera at the Cornell selection show party!
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
this JD moved down the list pretty fast....
maybe some recs?
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 1:55 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
as a participating member of the group, I feel compelled to rec this.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
by Name's Ash on Mar 12, 2010 2:00 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
this is a great photo
http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/players/4302/gallery/im:urn:newsml:sports.yahoo,getty:20050301:nba,photo,e93c245a20e1ede961f7670be896cc29-getty-90043899rw032_warriors_trail_blazers:1#photoViewer=urn%3Anewsml%3Asports.yahoo%2Cgetty%3A20050301%3Anba%2Cphoto%2Ce3921c29add7eaf31c6e4813dcf06122-getty-90043809sf015_pacers_blazers%3A1
personally tho i like rudy black on black
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Mar 12, 2010 2:01 PM PST reply actions
yeah not my fault it was so long. gotta copy and paste it
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Mar 12, 2010 2:05 PM PST up reply actions
i’d recommend staying away from any girl who uses the words “paste” in reference to your junk.
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 12, 2010 2:07 PM PST up reply actions
twsh
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 12, 2010 2:06 PM PST up reply actions
it looks like a birds next. are we sure there are no animals up there?
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 2:04 PM PST up reply actions
how do u paste photos on here?
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Mar 12, 2010 2:12 PM PST up reply actions
click the little picture of a tree and pasted the URL of the photo in that box.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 2:13 PM PST up reply actions
hahahaha
well done…..well done.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 2:20 PM PST up reply actions
yoore avatar ♥ avatar… this is a thread of betrayal.
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 12, 2010 2:22 PM PST up reply actions
you dirty piece of crap…..
next time i see you, don’t leave your drink unattended….
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 3:12 PM PST up reply actions
use the little tree next to the chains, next to the quote marks. …
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 12, 2010 2:13 PM PST up reply actions
Right click a pic you like, then copy the image location or go to Properties to copy the URL.
Open a new comment
Click the picture of the plant – the Tree, not EK
Paste in the URL
And yore dun
Make sure to write a subject line so people can click it to make the pic minimize.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
thanks mate! i feel brand new now
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Mar 12, 2010 2:28 PM PST up reply actions
Rec this if you think Mortimer is a booger eater
by tominhawaii on Mar 12, 2010 2:02 PM PST reply actions 7 recs
if you had said snot sucker i would have rec’d it.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 2:04 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
lol @ ur default
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Mar 12, 2010 2:06 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
however,
do not pass go and do not collect $200
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 2:11 PM PST up reply actions
I’m talking bout this
what are you talking about?
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 12, 2010 2:13 PM PST up reply actions
i was talking about both monopoly and the penchant for malfeasance among a few current Ducks football players.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 2:14 PM PST up reply actions
It’s Track season Baby
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 12, 2010 2:15 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
is winter over?
#10, #21, #52
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by The Arkitect on Mar 12, 2010 2:13 PM PST up reply actions
but did you see your shadow?
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by The Arkitect on Mar 12, 2010 2:22 PM PST up reply actions
Interesting read on LMJ… don’t know if it’s been posted here yet… reads like the victim was culpable in the incident as well
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a guy shouldn’t ever hold a gal by her collar and throw her against the car…esp a guy of his size…
other than that part, everything else seems like a normal college gf/bf dispute i use to see all the time
fiftytwo
very true, a girl should grab a guys necklace and refuse to let go either… seems like a relationship that has probably had physical confrontations before
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by The Arkitect on Mar 12, 2010 2:35 PM PST up reply actions
they should both take domestic violence classes.
did she call in the incident? if it has happened before then this episode might have left her feeling that she really could have been harmed to a greater extent.
fiftytwo
I don’t think either of them intended to hurt anyone, but they both need to learn about communication.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
they need to use their words
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by The Arkitect on Mar 12, 2010 2:39 PM PST up reply actions
you're wrong IDIOT!
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Mar 12, 2010 7:19 PM PST up reply actions
words can hurt real bad idol
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Mar 12, 2010 7:22 PM PST up reply actions
yeah but if there’s history, there’s potential for buildup…domestic violence sometime is more gradual escalation
fiftytwo
And I strongly agree with throwing someone accused of it in jail
For a night, too many cases that might have been prevented with such law.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
they shoulda thrown em both in jail for the night IMO… based on how the report reads
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by The Arkitect on Mar 12, 2010 2:56 PM PST up reply actions
I think she called it in… but part of me wonders if she just called it in this time cause of the “out of town” girl
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by The Arkitect on Mar 12, 2010 2:39 PM PST up reply actions
I'm up for it...
It would be way more fun than our work one.
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
by antediluvian on Mar 12, 2010 2:44 PM PST up reply actions
as longs as money is not involved (I haven’t watch very much college ball) i’d fill one out.
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 12, 2010 2:44 PM PST up reply actions
I’m in
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 12, 2010 2:44 PM PST up reply actions
mostly luck
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by The Arkitect on Mar 12, 2010 2:46 PM PST up reply actions
if there is a trophy, i will for sure participate.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 3:13 PM PST up reply actions
i am
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 12, 2010 2:46 PM PST up reply actions
i will play, and play to win
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
I'm just playing to...
….(wait for it Jake)……..LOOK GOOD!
j/k ;-)
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
by antediluvian on Mar 12, 2010 3:06 PM PST up reply actions
i’ll do it
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 3:13 PM PST up reply actions
word..
#21 - Get Well, AO
I fight like a girl
"Being mad ruins my day way more than it ruins the day of the person I’m mad at." -Dave Blazer's Edge
by galacticlove on Mar 12, 2010 9:11 PM PST up reply actions
sure
I'm going on a Dave boycott until AK1984 is brought back.
"Did they really expect me to bow down to Jesus?!?" ~Sophia
"At first glance, I saw a fairly unremarkable penis." ~Sophia on Greg Oden
by Philthyanimal on Mar 12, 2010 9:12 PM PST up reply actions
It's for picking college basketball games
You fill it out all the way to the winner. It’s huge here in offices, everyone puts in money to play and the guy or lady who has the most correct, normally the person who has 3 in the final 4, wins.
Chip speaking live at 3 PM
Since Masoli reached a deal that involves no jail time, we’ll see on him.
Looks like LMJ is in the clear.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
hey Lehigh has a guy from Portland
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
who?
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 12, 2010 2:56 PM PST up reply actions
Marquis Hall
from Jeff
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
I remember him
Smart but talented kid. Knew that he wasn’t going to make the pros so went to a place where he could get a good free education.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Kelly presser live
http://www.goducks.com/mediaPortal/player.dbml?DB_OEM_ID=500?DB_LANG=C&DB_OEM_ID=500
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Statement only
CK will NOT take questions.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Though this is REALLY not good.
RT @GeorgeSchroeder: According to police affidavit, Masoli lied to Chip Kelly about even being at frat house on night of burglary.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
I'd swear here if that wouldnt' get me banned
So I’ll just say ZACHING MORON!
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
You guyz should be like me
And only somewhat know what is going on (a Duck in trouble) and then not care about the rest and not worry about it, yo!
#52
That would imply that this is painful or discomforting in some way.
I left that phase about 3 weeks ago. Now I just embrace the crazy.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
I work with a guy who grew up in his neighborhood in SF… Imma tell him to egg his house next time he’s back there
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 12, 2010 3:11 PM PST up reply actions
This is
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 12, 2010 3:10 PM PST reply actions
i diggin dis. im gettin my fix of wiz khalifa now
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Mar 12, 2010 3:43 PM PST up reply actions
Senator, are you doing everything you can for me and my family?
Yes? Oh, well, carry on then! I am happy now.
#52
what was the answer?
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by The Arkitect on Mar 12, 2010 3:25 PM PST up reply actions
probably something involving baked goods
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
Lehigh-Lafayette getting good
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
Masoli done
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 12, 2010 3:19 PM PST up reply actions
Masoli out all next year. James misses the first game.
Masoli can redshirt next year, however.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
can also burn that redshirt year as a transfer
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 12, 2010 3:24 PM PST up reply actions
I think he can.
I’m not totally sure on the rules for that, but I think it’s possible.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
He can also drop down a level to say Portland State
And play next year.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Masoli gone all of next year (will likely redshirt)
James is one game.
The right call, its their fault they put CK In this situation.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
You can in NCAA basketball video games
One trick I’d go is play a guy for 2 seasons, he’d be amazing, and I’d worry about him leaving me so I’d redshirt him and keep him another year… so I’d get the awesome guy as a “senior”.
#52
nope, Darron Thomas is very Truthy
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 12, 2010 3:46 PM PST up reply actions
Darron Thomas redshirted last year
He’s very good.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I bring you EPIC FAILURE
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2010/03/09/Owners-keep-burglar-locked-in-car/UPI-99701268167306/
“So every time he tried to get out of the car, the owners just kept hitting the lock button on their key fob, and eventually he gave up trying to get out,” sheriff’s spokesman Sgt. Ed Seifert said.
"In Batum's case he must realize he is very likely the first Blazer to successfully fight over a pick all season..."
-Ben
I feel sorry for Masoli
But not that sorry, its 100% his fault he is in this situation.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
His fingerprints
Were on stolen things found in his possession and he lied to the coach, and and…
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
The frat guy probably showed the stuff too him so he could frame Masoli
Masoli told the truth, the frat boy lied
I haven’t heard much except snippets about this.
Was this more of a prank, or was it hard core stuff.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
The way they’re treating it makes it sound like it could be hard core.
This is a complete bummer either way.
I was looking forward to seeing Masoli next year.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
I remember when it happened
Some report I read in the JD said the frat boy chased them down and made them return them. I hope he gets beat up. He should have supported his team.
The first screwup in high school – I can see feeling sorry for him.
After this second screwup – I can’t say the same.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
I'm sorry he's in this situation
But its his fault he is.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
LaPhonso Ellis is a really good analyst
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
at least Marquis Hall can rep this state in the dance
along with Singler, Clint Chapman and Brad Tinsley.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
i think he played better d last year than this year.
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 12, 2010 3:44 PM PST up reply actions
i don’t know. i’ve felt this way from before the injury. it seemed last year he was more active generally speaking. and last year, he had a couple good stretches against melo and joe johnson. i don’t remember any feeling that like this year…
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 12, 2010 3:47 PM PST up reply actions
extremely lazy on closeouts and on defensive rotations.
good to very good 1v1 on 2s (and on some 3s) when interested.
Overall, one of the worst defenders on this year’s allstar team.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
yeah, that's where he tries to conserve energy the most
he doesn’t closeout hard at all
"In Batum's case he must realize he is very likely the first Blazer to successfully fight over a pick all season..."
-Ben
better or worse than KD? (sorry Mort, have to ask)
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 12, 2010 3:47 PM PST up reply actions
this year, definitely worse
and its not close.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
Is Roy better or worse when he tries on defense though?
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 12, 2010 4:21 PM PST up reply actions
probably a little better
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
Do you prefer Turtles or Mountain goats?
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by The Arkitect on Mar 12, 2010 5:40 PM PST up reply actions
His injury has slowed him down
His playmaking is what made him so great before… the scoring/playmaking combo. That’s what he has on KD.
#52
Yeah.
It’s extremely doubtful KD will ever be the playmaker that other elite wings are. Which is why OKC fans are absolutely rapturous with how Westbrook has developed…
Why sorry me?
KD plays with more effort. That is what Roy lacks— effort on defense. He CAN do it, but usually takes it easy.
#52
weren’t you the one tiring of all the KD talk a while ago?
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 12, 2010 4:20 PM PST up reply actions
shoot, my bad
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by The Arkitect on Mar 12, 2010 4:22 PM PST up reply actions
You stupid fat jerk
I agree with Timmay that the JD can get OKC-heavy and it’s the same conversation over and over, but I think I’m guilty of contributing to it too much to get in much of a huff about it.
#52
My head/heart just isn’t in it today
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 12, 2010 4:25 PM PST up reply actions
Yep, that's me!
I’m proudly on the “Are we really talking about KD and OKC AGAIN? This is a Blazer blog!” bandwagon. :)
smh, let’s bring up Durant again.
#52
by Cablinasian on Mar 12, 2010 4:41 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Interesting.
I would have thought him a better team defender than one on one guy. I didn’t think Roy and lazy were two things that ever went together…
Pops-Mensah Bonsu still knows how to dunk hard. Two nice ones after around a minute. CSKA beats the former club of you know which center out of Lithuania.
this is making my time at work go much faster. i love this…..it’s like a super super super dark Far Side.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 3:50 PM PST up reply actions
this is one of my favorites so far

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 3:50 PM PST up reply actions
new leader in my clubhouse

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 3:54 PM PST up reply actions
oops this one i meant:

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 3:54 PM PST up reply actions
bah...it doesn't show up!
it’s the Christmas Cards one.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 3:55 PM PST up reply actions
yep.
not sure what i was doing wrong. i just got to the way too much one. oh geez this is just way too funny.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 4:01 PM PST up reply actions
It doesn't seem to be super well known
I’m not that “in the know” with stuff but I’ve been bringing the compilation I have of this to people and they’ve never seen ’em.
I can’t remember how I first saw it, but it was in the print version of The Onion for a lil’ bit.
#52
this one is for
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 4:07 PM PST up reply actions
this one is for
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 4:11 PM PST up reply actions
this one is for
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 4:15 PM PST up reply actions
Where did I just see this?
ack my memory sucks
I shouldn't complain but sometimes I still do.
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Mar 12, 2010 4:58 PM PST up reply actions
Which GM will be brave enough to pick Donatas Motiejunas in the top 10 (7'0" PF out of Lithuania with great upside but also bust potential)
I could see Utah doing it. He seems like a player Sloan would like, in the mold of Okur who gets up there in age and could become not cap friendly enough to re-sign (though Donatas is rather a mix of Dirk and Bargnani when everything works out). Or Washington to fill up their depleted front court after the departure of Haywood and Jamison. If he drops all the way to Minny’s second pick, maybe they too though that would really complicate their big man rotation with 3 guys who are potentially very good but not really centers. Not sure Dumars is brave enough to put his career on another Eastern European big man for Detroit.
I like how he moves for his size
I don’t like his body though.
He looks Bargnani-esque to me. He should be skilled enough and athletic enough for the NBA, but he looks like he plays smaller than his height. And not a good frame.
#52
You have to consider that he’s 19, and Dirk wasn’t buff at that age either. Isn’t really still. But yeah, it’s definitely a gamble.
I think if the gamble is hoping he can be like Dirk
It’s prolly better to not ever think it’s a good possibility. Dirk is a rare, exceptional creature.
It’s like how fans always think their mediocre young PG is actually the next Billups. That don’t happen that often, don’t count on it!
I think that 7 footer Donatas kid looks skilled and Bargnani isn’t a bad player at all. I think if someone doesn’t take him too high, they’ll be happy with him. I don’t think he’d be a bust-bust, but I’ve only seem that video you posted. That’s just my initial gut reaction.
#52
DX thinks at worst he's Channing. Might be too high, but if you believe that it's worth a top 10 pick.
From the video
Looks like he moves better and handles the ball better than Channing.
My worry about his body isn’t really that he’s skinny, but it looks like the sort of body type that will always be weaker for his size. And I got no idea how quick he is to compensate; I assume he isn’t blisteringly fast. So, a defensive liability because he may be too slow for SF on defense, too weak for PF/Cs.
If he’s a dynamite shooter, his size will always create a mismatch, and he looks like he can put it on the floor as well. I like that.
#52
Do fans of your team get overly excited about mid-tier rookies and/or insist mediocre players "will be good someday"?
"In Batum's case he must realize he is very likely the first Blazer to successfully fight over a pick all season..."
-Ben
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
that’s how it looked to me.
whoop whoop
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 4:28 PM PST up reply actions
shift A. I refuse to believe anything of value has been said in the past 12 hours.
I am perpendicularly pissed off right now!!!!!!
truer words have never been spoken
#10, #21, #52
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by The Arkitect on Mar 12, 2010 4:38 PM PST up reply actions
I noticed Nate Rob. wearing them too the other day… but I figured it was cause he was short
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by The Arkitect on Mar 12, 2010 4:38 PM PST up reply actions
picture... why the padding?
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by The Arkitect on Mar 12, 2010 4:54 PM PST up reply actions
Trout started tonight but you could have fooled me
1 shot in 11 minutes for LAC.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
how are Blake and Outlaw doing generally?
"In Batum's case he must realize he is very likely the first Blazer to successfully fight over a pick all season..."
-Ben
From what I have seen both decent,the Clips are actually a better team when Steve is in
by southern oregon on Mar 12, 2010 4:49 PM PST up reply actions
Because he cares
Whatever you may think about Steve, he cares, Baron not so much.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
not very well at all
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
It looks like the Blazer game is on the wierd Medford 48 channel
I dont get the pre game or post-mortems so I will give it a look
by southern oregon on Mar 12, 2010 4:41 PM PST reply actions
LETS GO PACERS!
Make it three in a row dropped by the Cs.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I wonder if Jerryd feels similarly. Or Rudy.
“Everybody said this is how it goes in the NBA,” Milicic said. “You’ve got to watch first, you’ve got to learn. It’s all bull. I didn’t learn anything by watching. There is no practice in the world even close to game situations. They’re trying to keep you happy, trying to keep you thinking your time is around the corner, but it’s a lie. You can’t keep everybody happy. But I was in the flow and listened to them. And now it’s too late.”
They both get their chances though
Every game.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I don't think either of them are on the level of Milicic fail either.
In fact, I would say that they are winning right now.
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
He has a higher career FG% in the playoffs than LeBron. And until recently he had more blocks ;)
Just kidding, but Darko really is not a horrible player. Some Euro guys were, but he’s not. He was drafted too high, but undoubtedly teams have told him something differently than how it turned out. He does have a point there, and I suspect a number of players not just from Europe feel this way. Now it’s best for him to return to Europe, where a team can afford to have more of their offense go through him.
I always liked Darko
He’s tough, angry, good defender and rebounder, and is coordinated enough to be a better version of Joel on offense.
I had hoped we’d get him somehow, we’d use his anger for our advantage, and he’d become our Young Joel. Because I think he has that in him, definitely.
They have a similar career… drafted too high in the lottery, given up on by a few teams, but have the potential to be good role players.
#52
Darko's leaving one important detail out, though.
If he was good enough to play in the first place, that wouldn’t have been an issue.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
Damn dude!
I hate it when you walk past a hot chick that you know and you aren’t concentrating on watching people so you don’t say hi until you pass her and it gets all awkward. Damn. Girls.
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
It was a Fail on my part though
I totally made myself look lame.
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
She’s a really cool girl too. Sings and is musical and does all that stuff. Seems pretty independent. Now I just gotta figure out how to hang out with her…
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
And if you're nervous about that
Go do music crap. Get in a situation where you can talk to her and trick her into liking you. JAY KAY about that last part!
#52
sounds like you need to step your game up.
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Mar 12, 2010 5:06 PM PST up reply actions
I can’t be good at everything.
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
I would work harder on that aspect of your game.
The rest doesn’t mean as much without it.
#10 & #52
You shut your face!
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
You got any kids?
I shouldn't complain but sometimes I still do.
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Mar 12, 2010 5:11 PM PST up reply actions
You somebody's baby mama already?
damn girl betta slow your roll
I shouldn't complain but sometimes I still do.
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Mar 12, 2010 5:23 PM PST up reply actions
Bulls playing again
Going over to check out the hilarious BaB.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Left ankle gets twisted on the landing of a fastbreak layup attempt that Baron Davis fouled him on
None of the replays from the Clipper broadcast didn’t show a good look at it.
Looks painful though, and the announcer who isn’t Lawler thinks it’s a bad high ankle sprain.
Flagrant foul called. It wasn’t a flagrant.
#52
Travis is funny
Good, cute interview done by Blake Griffin, of Travis.
Griffin asks if LA is big enough for Kobe and Travis, and Travis says no, his own ego is too big for LA.
#52
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
that was hilarious
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 5:23 PM PST up reply actions
lol
that ‘sir’ looks like tina fey
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Mar 12, 2010 5:30 PM PST up reply actions
lol, he really isn't that bad
he’s bad but he’s not Hornets or Celtics bad.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
it’s his style that gets ME SO ANGRY. Just saying something normal AND THEN THEY GET A REBOUND. OUT-STRETCH ARMS, GRASP IT AND THEY GO DOWN THE COURT.
plus, he acts very knowledgeable, and he’s a Barrett type that apparently watches 82 NBA games a year.
#52
he's bad, there's no doubting that
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
your FBB title?
you were still keeping that dream alive huh? how cute….
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 5:43 PM PST up reply actions
yeah, it’s still pretty much mine…
you had the luck of Lebron, and i have the skills…skills usually win over luck.
but in this case, bad luck will win over skills.
i think i have a better win-loss record than you which counts more in the playoffs
fiftytwo
my team is not all Lebron….
Lee and Rondo are huge for me. and i’m pretty sure you don’t have a better win loss record. i’ll check
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 5:50 PM PST up reply actions
ok i checked.
i am 15-4
and so are you it looks like. so in this situation, i guess we’d have to look at category totals and stuff
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 5:51 PM PST up reply actions
well, with Granger injured i’m done…same if Lebron is injured for you…more so for you than me since my strategy is a bit different.
lebron can carry a FBB team like no other
fiftytwo
being without him this week has hurt.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 5:57 PM PST up reply actions
of course….Terry is out too and that hurts quite a bit as well
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 5:59 PM PST up reply actions
yeah…that trade sucked for you. i was hoping it would get vetoed. that was really rough.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 6:01 PM PST up reply actions
Holy crap!
I went 9 and 0 last week!
Who is “Ear sex go black go deaf”?
I didn’t even know. I checked the standings and all of the sudden I am in 6th. ABOVE JAKE. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
#52
I always usually make sure my rosters are up to date
Starters starting and whatnot, except for a few messups. I dunno how I missed that I pwned last week!
#52
my team is crap
I don’t belong in the playoffs, but I might sneak in.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
I had them both in my other league (which I am leading but would be leading by even more if not for Oden and Biedrins both getting hurt)
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
Trying to jinx Rudy into a good game tonight by drinking Spanish red wine

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murcia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monastrell
Not exactly from his region, but it’s in the general direction of the islands, and it’s the thought that counts…
Trivia: Which coach has the best win-loss percentage in NBA history?
Hint: He’s currently unemployed
Yup
Lenny Wilkens has the most wins, though Nellie will soon overtake him.
Nate is top 85 in win percentage ;)
Quoting TNT commentators from last night (now 2 nights ago)
Top 4 for time as coach.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
the college games are good
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
Have I ever mentioned how much I hate the Knicks?
I always never minded them before, didn’t care much… but now that I root for them to win I hate their stinking guts.
They are awful.
#52
I have always hated them,the Utah pick situation is the only reason I wish them well this year and
It is strictly a one year deal
by southern oregon on Mar 12, 2010 6:26 PM PST up reply actions
I just never had a reason to hate them, I guess
Didn’t care about Ewing, or Allan Houston, and they’ve been a joke for the last, what, 8 years? 7?
Plus they don’t have a long championship pedigree like the Celtics or Lakers, or seem to get preferential treatment by players going there for cheap or something.
I know if I was a player in real life, I’d love to live in NYC, but the sports media there is garbage. They ruin everything.
#52
Only been to NYC a couple of times
I thought it was not as bad as Baltimore or St Louis but still over rated
by southern oregon on Mar 12, 2010 6:38 PM PST up reply actions
What's your pre-game routine?
I clean up my apartment, make sure my bed is made, dishes are clean, garbage taken out, everything is neat and tidy.
Because if I don’t, and we lose, it’s my fault.
#52
I try to do that, but my elbows are usually deep in homework. I ditch my hw a lot more than I should to not miss games.
But hey, this is finals! no more homework.
#52
I wish she was healthy enough to go. :(
JJ1 was her favorite last time she was well enough to go to more than a few games in a way.
#10 & #52
Greg looks like he is dealing with things pretty well
by southern oregon on Mar 12, 2010 6:45 PM PST reply actions
Armchair psychiatrist time
I think he knows who and what he is more now, and is more confident with himself since he did well before the injury.
#52
I think for Greg, in the long term, the injuries have formed who he is. I curse them like everyone else, but they’ve helped him.
Mark Titus always says that Greg is the most rad person on the planet. He seems like a legitimately awesome dude.
#52
His best friend dies, his dog is blind, he's had 2 injuries
He’s unlucky!
NOW REGRESS TO THE MEAN, LIFE, OR I WILL MURDER YOU.
#52
have you read Mark Titus? He is a really talented, funny writer. I expect that he’ll end up somewhere in the media after he graduates this year.
#52
clubtrillion.com
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
He could fill for Hugo on Lost.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
I have to remind my self that even though I had been to a war and was a parent at the same age
I still had a lot of growing up to do
by southern oregon on Mar 12, 2010 6:51 PM PST up reply actions
was this when you were fighting in the hundred years’ war?
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
Haha
I recomend "tale of an archer " by Bernard Cornwell
by southern oregon on Mar 12, 2010 6:55 PM PST up reply actions
i need to come up with a creative name for the jd bracket thing…
i was thinking of involving moranis or my tranny name, claudia daze
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
solid
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
Oh Boy! If you don't like that, you don't like Kings Basketball!!
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
i just saw the end of Flashdance.
she can have it all now that she’s dancing for her life.
she took her passion and made it happen
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
splash
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
test
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
nope
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
test pt 2
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
damnit
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
test pt 3
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
<a href
what are you testing?
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Mar 12, 2010 7:11 PM PST up reply actions
pt 4
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
you listening to the flaming lips or something?
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Mar 12, 2010 7:12 PM PST up reply actions
you always win when you’re playing with yourself, cloudy
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 7:32 PM PST up reply actions
ah
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Mar 12, 2010 7:13 PM PST up reply actions
your teacher is wrong....she wants you to go slow...
but it’s the fastest who gets paid.
and it’s the fastest who gets laid!
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
if you’re not first you’re last!
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 7:08 PM PST up reply actions
I heard if you don't use it, you might lose it
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Mar 12, 2010 7:09 PM PST up reply actions
wrong movie, dude….
but i think that one is on Bravo right now
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 7:10 PM PST up reply actions
thank you baby Jesus?
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Mar 12, 2010 7:10 PM PST up reply actions
dear tiny, baby Jesus, in your golden diaper….
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 7:12 PM PST up reply actions
shake and bake!
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Mar 12, 2010 7:13 PM PST up reply actions
we created the missionary position……you’re welcome
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 7:26 PM PST up reply actions
I want to see a Bucks-Celtics first round series
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
wow, Cal gets 5 of them back in the final minute of the half
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
Marcus Camby used to make shots sometimes
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
Scott Skiles might deserve COY
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
Juwan 17 first half minutes
Camby with just 2 fouls. Smh Nate, smh. Very good half overall though, except for Howard and LNA.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
Juwan made some nice plays. out in the open court. showed some toughness……
it wasn’t that bad.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 8:16 PM PST up reply actions
he made a couple nice plays, but overall was pretty terrible I thought
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
haha...you always think Juwan is terrible....
i do agree he probably gets too many minutes now that Camby is here too….
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 8:19 PM PST up reply actions
is there a worse rotation player on a Western playoff team?
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
i don’t know. i don’t know the rotations that well of the western playoff teams that well. but i’ll believe you if you said there wasn’t. i trust your opinion.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 8:24 PM PST up reply actions
true! for less than half of Juwan's minutes, but still true!
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
Fun first half
Wanted to also note I think the Kings announcers have been good tonight; nice and sensible.
#52
Bayless and Evans lead their teams in rebounding right now
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
let's go stan-ford
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
(clap, clap, clap, clap, clap)
Before he walked on the men’s team, Emmanuel Igbinosa led his IM team to a hard fought victory over my law school baller squad. Translation – he has our ankles as trophy’s on his wall
Free AK1984.
"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez
by blazeraddict on Mar 12, 2010 8:35 PM PST up reply actions
LOL @sophias blog

I'm going on a Dave boycott until AK1984 is brought back.
"Did they really expect me to bow down to Jesus?!?" ~Sophia
"At first glance, I saw a fairly unremarkable penis." ~Sophia on Greg Oden
Lol
Free AK1984.
"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez
by blazeraddict on Mar 12, 2010 8:35 PM PST up reply actions
Anyone have The Mikes tonight?
How are they handling the lead? Is Mikey Barretta still being worried with every made bucket by the enemy?
#52
I was imagining them
That, with every made shot by the Kings, MB would be going “now remember, this is the same Kings team that made that tremendous comeback on the Bulls, in Chicago!” and then say how much they were behind over and over.
#52
i have them on….but i’ve kind of tuned them out. they haven’t been too bad from what i’ve heard.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 8:54 PM PST up reply actions
LOL at Oden hanging out with Bud Clark.
“now, if you saw me riding down the street on a bike, with this helmet on, what would you say?”
Free prezofdeath
not digging the new EP avatar
I'm going on a Dave boycott until AK1984 is brought back.
"Did they really expect me to bow down to Jesus?!?" ~Sophia
"At first glance, I saw a fairly unremarkable penis." ~Sophia on Greg Oden
by Philthyanimal on Mar 12, 2010 8:59 PM PST up reply actions
you had a good one
prior to bedgecation…shes got a emo look to her here
I'm going on a Dave boycott until AK1984 is brought back.
"Did they really expect me to bow down to Jesus?!?" ~Sophia
"At first glance, I saw a fairly unremarkable penis." ~Sophia on Greg Oden
by Philthyanimal on Mar 12, 2010 9:01 PM PST up reply actions
Mike Rice not deny drinking alcohol, after they showed a fan's sign with Rice's face, and a bunch of pictures, including a Martini
Rice: Just need some tennis rackets and you’d have my whole life.
Free prezofdeath
I saw you messing with links in your sig
But the end result, I don’t see. All I see is the same sig that you had before.
#52
look closer. not necessarily at the sig.
what’s the difference between my comments and yours? (mine being smarter doesnt count)
Huh, it’s not all red for me???
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
linked his twitter account i think
I'm going on a Dave boycott until AK1984 is brought back.
"Did they really expect me to bow down to Jesus?!?" ~Sophia
"At first glance, I saw a fairly unremarkable penis." ~Sophia on Greg Oden
by Philthyanimal on Mar 12, 2010 9:11 PM PST up reply actions
why would u link to someone elses twitter?
I'm going on a Dave boycott until AK1984 is brought back.
"Did they really expect me to bow down to Jesus?!?" ~Sophia
"At first glance, I saw a fairly unremarkable penis." ~Sophia on Greg Oden
by Philthyanimal on Mar 12, 2010 9:13 PM PST up reply actions
the first guy linked to here:
http://hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com/
thought i’d continue the tradition of ‘funny’ websites
change your link to a rick roll
I'm going on a Dave boycott until AK1984 is brought back.
"Did they really expect me to bow down to Jesus?!?" ~Sophia
"At first glance, I saw a fairly unremarkable penis." ~Sophia on Greg Oden
by Philthyanimal on Mar 12, 2010 9:18 PM PST up reply actions
2 girls 1 cup?
I'm going on a Dave boycott until AK1984 is brought back.
"Did they really expect me to bow down to Jesus?!?" ~Sophia
"At first glance, I saw a fairly unremarkable penis." ~Sophia on Greg Oden
by Philthyanimal on Mar 12, 2010 9:21 PM PST up reply actions
i dunno
i’m not a star wars guy…never seen original trilogy.
I'm going on a Dave boycott until AK1984 is brought back.
"Did they really expect me to bow down to Jesus?!?" ~Sophia
"At first glance, I saw a fairly unremarkable penis." ~Sophia on Greg Oden
by Philthyanimal on Mar 12, 2010 9:16 PM PST up reply actions
its Deiner time baby!
I'm going on a Dave boycott until AK1984 is brought back.
"Did they really expect me to bow down to Jesus?!?" ~Sophia
"At first glance, I saw a fairly unremarkable penis." ~Sophia on Greg Oden
I am assuming some don't like us having our starters in so late
But I liked it. How much have they really played together? Every minute helps.
#52
TD!!!!
#21 - Get Well, AO
I fight like a girl
"Being mad ruins my day way more than it ruins the day of the person I’m mad at." -Dave Blazer's Edge
i hope he hits a 3
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 12, 2010 9:27 PM PST up reply actions
Heehee
I mostly dislike how some fans think he’s a better option than anyone else on the team. I think if he wasn’t Australian, he likely isn’t drafted. He seems like a short scoring guard, which reminds me of Damon, and Damon might be my least favorite player ever… out of players I dislike for on-the-court reasons. I hate Ruben loads more, for off-the-court stuff.
Any minute that goes to Patty, I’d rather go to Bayless since we should wanna develop him more.
I don’t really hate Patty. I’d just rather have a 15th man like Lindsay Hunter… someone no fan will overrate or want to see play.
#52
Diener isn't very good, of course
But he has played plenty of NBA games and won’t be rattled by just being on the court. We can rely on him to be Blake-esque, just not as good as Blake.
I’d rather work Rudy as a PG over Patty as well.
Basically, I see no reason for Patty to ever play, and I get annoyed when fans assume he’s more of a PG than Bayless/Rudy, or that we need to develop him. More just a pet peeve though.
#52
I see that Cabby and Cloudy are now By
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
by 92wastheyear on Mar 12, 2010 9:45 PM PST up reply actions
I hear they went out and bought a pup tent
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
by 92wastheyear on Mar 12, 2010 9:46 PM PST up reply actions
thank you, thank you...
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Mar 12, 2010 10:44 PM PST up reply actions
this was a good game
where was this last night?
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
have a good night people.
i’m gonna watch Precious: based on the novel Push by Sapphire.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
Juwan finishes with more minutes than Camby lol
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
fun fact
Winn is the active player with the most career regular season games without appearing in the playoffs. Should end this year with the Yankees.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
yikes, come on Stanford
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
I am pretty confident that Stanford has the softest collection of bigs in the power conferences
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
I think Roy guy might end up being good
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
True
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
by 92wastheyear on Mar 12, 2010 9:39 PM PST up reply actions
he was awesome tonight!
he actually played defense for once which was pretty sweet!
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
If last night and tonight was any indication
he is going into “never want to lose again” mode.
That greatly elevates our chances for goodness.
#52
I understand worrying until we see that is actually what was goin' on though.
It makes sense; every regular playoff team does that.
#52
Some of it could just be his hammy is starting to feel good – I hope so.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
Wow!!! huge gang o Blazer fans behind the mikes
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
Igbinosa for 3+1!!
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
ugly first half
Haarlow interviews Romar. Not a bad interview actually.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
i hope this is true..
http://www.nunesmagician.com/2010/3/12/1370383/ao-is-a-ok
#21 - Get Well, AO
I fight like a girl
"Being mad ruins my day way more than it ruins the day of the person I’m mad at." -Dave Blazer's Edge
me too
I like that kid
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
he deserves this chance for his senior season too..
#21 - Get Well, AO
I fight like a girl
"Being mad ruins my day way more than it ruins the day of the person I’m mad at." -Dave Blazer's Edge
by galacticlove on Mar 12, 2010 9:53 PM PST up reply actions
It's the middle-ground games that get loud
If the team gets beat soundly, or wins soundly, it’s quiet. If they lose or win by just a few points, it’s nuts.
Landry Fields is a stud
If he was this good his Soph year when the Lopii were on campus, Stanford coulda gone to the final 4.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
Oh man, we're 8-2 in our last 10
but those selfish bums in the 3 spots ahead of us in the standings are all 7-3 in their last 10. Why can’t they lose some games?
"In Batum's case he must realize he is very likely the first Blazer to successfully fight over a pick all season..."
-Ben
SI.com article on GO
Not the most upbeat, but the extension issue is an interesting one facing KP
Free AK1984.
"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez
Link below
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/writers/frank_hughes/03/12/oden/index.html?eref=sihp
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"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez
by blazeraddict on Mar 12, 2010 10:30 PM PST up reply actions
mostly a fair article
Painful situation. It’ll be a tough decision for both camps.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
what do you think?
Extend him this summer or wait until RFA?
What sort of contract?
"In Batum's case he must realize he is very likely the first Blazer to successfully fight over a pick all season..."
-Ben
blllaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
"In Batum's case he must realize he is very likely the first Blazer to successfully fight over a pick all season..."
-Ben
I would offer him a heavily incentivized contract, no more than 8-10 mil/year guarenteed, no more than a 3 year deal
If he wanted more, then I’d let him become an RFA. Don’t pay too much attention to those numbers (I’m no contract expert), but KP and co. will need to decide how much they are willing to risk and then play hardball with Greg if necessary.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
only 3 years, though?
I’d so something similar but give him 4th year and a team option in the 5th.
Or, at least have a team option in the 4th year for your scenario.
"In Batum's case he must realize he is very likely the first Blazer to successfully fight over a pick all season..."
-Ben
I would be extremely hesitant to offer him a long term deal
team options would be fine, but I wouldn’t guarantee any more than 3 years. Maybe not even more than 2. His health really scares me.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
but you might also lock him up on an extremely reasonable deal
if he stays healthy and gives the production we saw at the start of the season
"In Batum's case he must realize he is very likely the first Blazer to successfully fight over a pick all season..."
-Ben
its a possibility, to be sure
all depends on your level of risk aversion and what you are hearing from the docs.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
Considering KD looks a lot like Sam Bowie in physical stature turned my choice to Oden.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
delicious irony!
"In Batum's case he must realize he is very likely the first Blazer to successfully fight over a pick all season..."
-Ben
the Turkish population there isn't accepting her snobbish attitude and her husband's lackluster play?
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Mar 12, 2010 10:48 PM PST up reply actions
What location can hold 1000 fans to watch a Blazer playoff away game?
other than the MC and RG?
fiftytwo
Hmmm good question. I haven't needed to price it out for an event.
The other problem is the broadcast licensing fees that would likely be charged by the NBA.
Other locations to consider:
- A church. Some even have screens and projectors, because they use them for Super Bowls.
- A local gym, but you’d need to get chairs, screens and projectors.
- School cafeteria. Usually they have a screen and projector for assemblies.
Thinking.
yeah…playoffs starts in April?
April is also Autism Awareness Month and I’m wondering if we can mobilize 1000 Blazer fans to one viewing…and have some awareness materials
I’m sure ASO will join me in the effort…short timeline but might be doable
fiftytwo
Call the bagdad. They’d have you pay 3 bucks at the door, but they have a history of letting people organize events like that.
I am perpendicularly pissed off right now!!!!!!
Very likely. My friend runs comedy on Friday nights at the Bagdad. He has had a working relationship with them for about two years now. If you like I can have him act as liason if you get that far.
I am perpendicularly pissed off right now!!!!!!
yeah, i’m gonna call around Monday…check with the Blazers first to see if they can help.
been too busy with work haven’t done enough in the community
fiftytwo
The wife also just mentioned Big Al's.
They have a lot of room and I don’t know how crazy weekdays are.
that’s a great idea. i just sent Oregon Autism Society a note. hopefully they have some bandwidth in April…it’s a big month for them
fiftytwo
it was some place where kids jumped on inflatables. We worked with some national autism society.
by Cablinasian on Mar 13, 2010 12:16 AM PST up reply actions
perhaps a high school's fine arts auditorium? if they have a pull down screen?
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 13, 2010 9:05 AM PST up reply actions
I am in a really good mood
Good things have been happening and the game tonight was just icing on the cake
by southern oregon on Mar 12, 2010 11:07 PM PST reply actions
good finish between NM State and Nevada
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
hello?
got into medford, listened to the whole game on the radio
wheels made is sound like a pretty good game of hoop by the blazers, true?
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 13, 2010 1:09 AM PST reply actions
At lunch I caught part of the 2nd & part of the 3rd on the radio – presently still stuck here at work.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
I always get off work late,
and occasionally have a chance to hear wheels while I am at work, so I miss alot of games.
thank God for BE and the internet. but I am tired of watching highlights from nba.com .
so I hear ya B1342.
My old CD/Radio turned out to be useful in the end after all.
I picked it up, then shortly after picked up an ipod.
Didn’t cost much (the CD player) but I thought it was wasted money. Now it sits here on my desk. Nobody wants it, so I don’t even have to worry about locking it up when I leave.
Sounded like a good game tonight.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
I screwed up and messed up the recording of the game
I think I’ve messed up the recording of both games where the Blazers spanked the opponent. Didn’t they do that to the Clippers too?
I wrote a new JD and it was dumb so I deleted it
It seemed like a funny enough idea. It was titled, “Isn’t it Time Blazers Fans Stopped Hating Kobe”. Then I took all the stuff I hate about Miller, applied it to Kobe, and then wrote a reason why it was time to get over it and stop the hate.
It wasn’t as funny once I typed it out, and folks would have just went off about the alleged rape, so I scrapped it.
happy birthday Claire!!
I’m gonna go make some junk if no one else is..
#21 - Get Well, AO
I fight like a girl
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