3-11-10 Junk Drawer
by Mrs. Prez on Mar 10, 2010 10:41 PM PST
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It is I, the infamous whip-cracker! (aka. prez's G.F) I have finally been convinced to become a bedger, so I thought I might say hello... so hi!
The Blazers are my favorite basketball team, but I'm sorry to say that I'm sort of a basketball noob, so I'll need you guys to bear with me and maybe ejumakate me along the way. Off the top of my head the blazers that I know by name: Howard, Bayless, Roy, Aldridge, and Fernandez. My bf has been trying to teach me more names patiently, and I think I'm starting to catch on.
I've heard alot about you guys and I'm looking forward to get to know you all.
So what's possibly the most important thing I need to know about being a bedger?
Stay peaceful...
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 10, 2010 10:59 PM PST reply actions
i take that back
im glad you’re here. when you make a jd you gotta add a poll though. I assume prez taught you how to do the secret message cause i see you already have one.
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 10, 2010 11:00 PM PST up reply actions
should'have... nothin worse than a girl/or boy, riding along on their signifigant others coattails...
What say you to trading Brandon for a Kobe…. now that ought to bring the meat out of the freezer so to speak… or at least give a weee bit more insight to the brain declairing to be one of the you’s ya think?, (oposed to us’s, i’ve been informed many years ago that I’m not a smarter dumb person, or a dumb smart person, but rather something diffrent so I cannot pool myself w/ the “edgers” given un founded self declared brilliance isn’t in short supply round these parts, ya hear?)
The Faith don't panic, the faith freaks out, burns out farms, and torchs small villages in the name of The Faith.
Head Czar of Amerika <--- Mortimer said so so there!!!
by faith on Mar 11, 2010 7:20 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Not sure I have a clue what you are talking about.
But the JD could use a little more faith. Rec.
#10 & #52
I understand you perfectly, but then again I’m brilliant.
I am perpendicularly pissed off right now!!!!!!
Be careful riding Prez’ rep. You’re cred must be tested on it’s own merits. Would you trade Roy for the unspeakable one? You will offer the correct answer if you are a “true” bedger. I am not a true bedger because I don’t always think I’m right. There’s way to much ego here already. Do you understand me?
I am perpendicularly pissed off right now!!!!!!
by pxilpooshr on Mar 11, 2010 2:18 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
that's it, we're done.
please change your name to mrs. [available]
by prezofdeath on Mar 10, 2010 11:01 PM PST up reply actions
ha
Numerically Blazers Edge is #25
by Outlaw is Rejector on Mar 11, 2010 5:17 PM PST up reply actions
there is also this thing called a reply button
lol
mr prez should have taught you about the poll. its his fault, not yours.
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 10, 2010 11:02 PM PST up reply actions
dooooooood
you got a rudy dkv jersey?
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 10, 2010 11:12 PM PST up reply actions
oh who's that?
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 10, 2010 11:14 PM PST up reply actions
Hello and welcome
at least if you’re here than Mr. Prez can be too. Everyone knows we need more order in the junk drawers. I’m looking at you, cloudy.
"In Batum's case he must realize he is very likely the first Blazer to successfully fight over a pick all season..."
-Ben
yep
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
and your swear riddled images
"In Batum's case he must realize he is very likely the first Blazer to successfully fight over a pick all season..."
-Ben
welcome to the Bedge Mrs P
no better way to learn then by creating your own junk… not bad for a noob
"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."
now see here
“noob” is a term used disparagingly for people who refuse to learn the ropes even after being exposed to them for some time. A newbie is merely someone who is just learning.
"In Batum's case he must realize he is very likely the first Blazer to successfully fight over a pick all season..."
-Ben
no disrespect intended
I meant noob in the fondest of terms
"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."
I'm just trying to ejumakate you, as it were
"In Batum's case he must realize he is very likely the first Blazer to successfully fight over a pick all season..."
-Ben
I stand ejumakated, sir
she even nailed the secret message… dang
"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."
it's like the wheel of fortune category "before and after"
"In Batum's case he must realize he is very likely the first Blazer to successfully fight over a pick all season..."
-Ben
Hi Mrs. Prez
My advice to every new poster is to POST. Do nothing but post. In fact, you should post a recap after every game filled with your random thoughts such as “LaMarcus is tall” and “Greg is injured, but will come back next year”. The best poster in the history of BE did this – and I’m not Aaron Sassing you.
Seriously welcome, it’s a fun little deal we’ve got going here.
Free AK1984.
"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez
truly, it's the only way left to wedge yourself into BE lore
"In Batum's case he must realize he is very likely the first Blazer to successfully fight over a pick all season..."
-Ben
this is real?
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
or is this just fantasy?
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
i think it is real.
but i still feel as though i’m caught in a landslide…..
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 11, 2010 7:53 AM PST up reply actions
look up to the skies and see…….
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 11, 2010 2:49 PM PST up reply actions
WOAH. HI.
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
ok so here we go
Andre Miller
Nicolas Batum
Greg Oden
Martell Webster
Marcus Camby
Joel Przybilla
Patty Mills
Travis Diener
Dante Cunningham
Jeff Pendergraph
BrandonRoy
LaMarcus Aldridge
Rudy Fernandez
Jerryd Bayless
Juwan Howard
(please go green)
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 10, 2010 11:11 PM PST reply actions 5 recs
I'm very concerned about the environment already, thank you
"In Batum's case he must realize he is very likely the first Blazer to successfully fight over a pick all season..."
-Ben
begging for recs = flag
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
im not begging
just hoping
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 10, 2010 11:13 PM PST up reply actions
Juwan Howard with the wolves? really? that's the best you could do?
by prezofdeath on Mar 10, 2010 11:14 PM PST up reply actions
i wanted the one with houston where he has a super serious face that makes me laugh hardcore
but the file was being stupid
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 10, 2010 11:15 PM PST up reply actions
i can't believe you found a picture of Bayless smiling
so unrealistic
by prezofdeath on Mar 10, 2010 11:16 PM PST up reply actions
blaming the file ehhh???
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 10, 2010 11:22 PM PST up reply actions
Looks like he had not quite perfected the car salesman grin at that point. Now he wears it while on the court. That’s my favorite thing about him. He grins while delivering almost flagrant fouls. I imagine he leans in while they’re doubled over and asks them to give his regards to the wife and kids.
I am perpendicularly pissed off right now!!!!!!
girl, if you have a crush on Bayless and think he's hotter than me, I completely understand.
by prezofdeath on Mar 10, 2010 11:15 PM PST up reply actions
wait
does this mean we have our first jd couple?
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 10, 2010 11:16 PM PST up reply actions
lying isn’t healthy for a relationship.
#52
by Cablinasian on Mar 10, 2010 11:17 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
(Mr. T, I think she might like you.)
#52
by Cablinasian on Mar 10, 2010 11:19 PM PST up reply actions
But tall skinny white guys are cool
by southern oregon on Mar 10, 2010 11:18 PM PST up reply actions
I personally prefer 5’8’’ 148.2 lbs. That’s just me.
#52
by Cablinasian on Mar 10, 2010 11:20 PM PST up reply actions
you prefer skinny white guys?
ummmm
ok.
by prezofdeath on Mar 10, 2010 11:20 PM PST up reply actions
he didn't say guys
I think you’re reading too much into this
not that there would be anything wrong with that
"In Batum's case he must realize he is very likely the first Blazer to successfully fight over a pick all season..."
-Ben
I suppose the girl could be athletic and muscular
hit that mark and look good. But, considering that’s 5 inches shorter than me, but only 15 lbs lighter…ehhhh
"In Batum's case he must realize he is very likely the first Blazer to successfully fight over a pick all season..."
-Ben
plus, your fro adds like ten pounds.
#52
by Cablinasian on Mar 10, 2010 11:28 PM PST up reply actions
not anymore
it’s much much shorter as of late
"In Batum's case he must realize he is very likely the first Blazer to successfully fight over a pick all season..."
-Ben
reallly now bayless and howard look alike
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Mar 10, 2010 11:28 PM PST up reply actions
that’s why the crime rate is so low in Portland
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 10, 2010 11:29 PM PST up reply actions
isn't it wayyyy past your bed time old man?
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Mar 10, 2010 11:33 PM PST up reply actions
mortimer in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 10, 2010 11:29 PM PST up reply actions
at least we'll know what bayless will look like when he's howards age.
irec.
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Mar 10, 2010 11:34 PM PST up reply actions
you can’t ask to go green, DS…..that’s just not right.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 11, 2010 7:54 AM PST up reply actions
I DIDNT ASK
i prayed
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 11, 2010 8:06 AM PST up reply actions
there are ways to ensure a comment goes green. should have employed one of those.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 11, 2010 8:09 AM PST up reply actions
I miss Joel =(
"Batum must be french for:
being at the right place at the right time"
- StudMuffin15 @ Rufus On Fire
"I don't always read blogs regarding the Trail Blazers
...but when I do... I read Blazers Edge."
- resurrect_ha28
" I would trade our entire team for Brandon Roy"
- by Slick4President @ Indy Cornrows
by FiveOhThree-RipCity!! on Mar 11, 2010 10:40 AM PST up reply actions 4 recs
We can't stop crtiicizng our team
And some hate Nate.
I don’t hate him, now Ernie Kent on the other hand… (Not hate but glad he’s being fired).
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
some?
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 10, 2010 11:17 PM PST up reply actions
smh
SO + me=some
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 10, 2010 11:20 PM PST up reply actions
that's quite a 2 some
have fun and be safe you crazy people
"In Batum's case he must realize he is very likely the first Blazer to successfully fight over a pick all season..."
-Ben
hes too old for me
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 10, 2010 11:21 PM PST up reply actions
Worst Junk Drawer Ever
I didn’t know Prez’s left hand could type….
fiftytwo
by broyposse on Mar 10, 2010 11:18 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
hahahahaha
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 10, 2010 11:18 PM PST up reply actions
who can only type with one hand?
"In Batum's case he must realize he is very likely the first Blazer to successfully fight over a pick all season..."
-Ben
i did!!!!
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 10, 2010 11:22 PM PST up reply actions
you can
but who can ONLY type with one hand
"In Batum's case he must realize he is very likely the first Blazer to successfully fight over a pick all season..."
-Ben
do you remember?
i could only type with my left for 3 days!!!!
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 10, 2010 11:23 PM PST up reply actions
clearly I don't
good work
"In Batum's case he must realize he is very likely the first Blazer to successfully fight over a pick all season..."
-Ben
it sucked
espesh trying to junk/gchat/fb chat all at the same time
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 10, 2010 11:29 PM PST up reply actions
ligament damage ftl
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 10, 2010 11:30 PM PST up reply actions
use a lighter ball
"In Batum's case he must realize he is very likely the first Blazer to successfully fight over a pick all season..."
-Ben
not rebuying all new equipment
so no
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 10, 2010 11:32 PM PST up reply actions
fine then
get yourself KILLED
then where will you be!?! HUH SMART GUY!?!?! You’ll be DEAD!
"In Batum's case he must realize he is very likely the first Blazer to successfully fight over a pick all season..."
-Ben
smh
im going to bed
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 10, 2010 11:34 PM PST up reply actions
The placement and position of the left hand in this pic deserves a flag.
FLAG!!!!!
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Mar 11, 2010 10:10 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
the left is Ms. Prez… caused it won’t stay tied down
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 10, 2010 11:24 PM PST up reply actions
yo, BRP, I require a new Vina bracelet. PLZ?
#52
by Cablinasian on Mar 10, 2010 11:27 PM PST up reply actions
Prez' left hand love you long time
I shouldn't complain but sometimes I still do.
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Mar 10, 2010 11:28 PM PST up reply actions
Except for soul brother
because soul brother too boo koo
I shouldn't complain but sometimes I still do.
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Mar 10, 2010 11:34 PM PST up reply actions
No boom boom for seoul brother
I shouldn't complain but sometimes I still do.
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Mar 10, 2010 11:55 PM PST up reply actions
nice
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
can’t help it
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
Oh man.. Im eating some delicious cherry pie right now
But if I had the choice between pie and cake, I would go with cake.
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
i just had a slice of this amazing cake MP made
mmmmm
by prezofdeath on Mar 10, 2010 11:27 PM PST up reply actions
we'll do it tomorrow when I'm over
i wanna take pics of finished ladder golf too….post a whole album. we’ll throw in the apple pie too :-)
by prezofdeath on Mar 10, 2010 11:30 PM PST up reply actions
not to Prez
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 10, 2010 11:33 PM PST up reply actions
magnum? you there? this would be a good time to introduce your famous chart.
by prezofdeath on Mar 10, 2010 11:34 PM PST up reply actions
I'm on it
"In Batum's case he must realize he is very likely the first Blazer to successfully fight over a pick all season..."
-Ben
not to Prez
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 10, 2010 11:37 PM PST up reply actions
I just tried to eat my screen. I think the initial shock was just surprising, very little long term damage from the electricity. A few cuts though, and some troublesome shards of screen in my gums.
#52
by Cablinasian on Mar 10, 2010 11:29 PM PST up reply actions
That is amazing
You’re lucky.
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
Cake is lame
I shouldn't complain but sometimes I still do.
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Mar 10, 2010 11:28 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
she also made pie. and muffins
so there was a variety to choose from.
by prezofdeath on Mar 10, 2010 11:31 PM PST up reply actions
it is a good thing you have a high metabolism.
#52
by Cablinasian on Mar 10, 2010 11:32 PM PST up reply actions
REC!!!!!!!
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
by antediluvian on Mar 11, 2010 10:21 AM PST up reply actions
Bringing bread to a cake/pie battle?
That’s like giving out toothpaste on Halloween.
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Mar 11, 2010 10:13 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
Merciless mocking of Brian Wheleer is encouraged
Also of Bob Akanian or Michael Holton or Mike Rice, or anyone on our broadcast staff but Barrett.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
she doesn’t know who Greg is. Ergo, I think she might not know who Bob Akamaian is.
/takes off Sherlock hat.
#52
by Cablinasian on Mar 10, 2010 11:25 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
people mock mb a lot
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 10, 2010 11:25 PM PST up reply actions
But not as much
I give him a break, anyone who has to work with Rice and does not go totally insane is pretty cool.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
mmmmmhm
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 10, 2010 11:27 PM PST up reply actions
Indeed
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
by skywaker9 on Mar 10, 2010 11:28 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Every one except sign boy is watching the game
by southern oregon on Mar 10, 2010 11:30 PM PST up reply actions
batum>rice>other blazers broadcasters>barret
Awesomeness (ô'səm-nes)
1. n. Something that inspires awe
2. n. Nicolas Batum
by thomasikehara on Mar 11, 2010 12:57 PM PST up reply actions
Rice>Schonz?
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 11, 2010 12:58 PM PST up reply actions
rice=schonz
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 11, 2010 12:58 PM PST up reply actions
Blasphemer
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 11, 2010 2:56 PM PST up reply actions
I shouldn't complain but sometimes I still do.
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Mar 10, 2010 11:26 PM PST reply actions
Do you... -cough-
Watch it anywhere…. online, as it were?
Say, in a manner, where… ahem… you don’t, “pay” for it, in so many words?
#52
It's on TV abroad, too
Well, not the most recent series yet, or maybe on Pay TV, but it is. And unlike some other series popular in the US it seems to work overseas too.
there are Mad Men action figures!? sweet! i can finally dispose of my paper ones i made myself to put on my shows with……
oh…i’ve said too much….
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 11, 2010 7:56 AM PST up reply actions
Joan turns my gears. whoever does her costumes should get a special award.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 11, 2010 10:27 AM PST up reply actions
The games we've gone to, Greg has been hurt. Juwan has started
C’mon, Sherlock
by prezofdeath on Mar 10, 2010 11:29 PM PST up reply actions
But they always show Greg on the big board
DUring some of the pre-recorded stuff.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
you mean she’s not familiar with little Oden? surely that’s a sight she wouldn’t soon forget
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 10, 2010 11:30 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
(recognizes, Greg Oden)
There’s gotta be a set-up there.
thus the “…”
#52
by Cablinasian on Mar 10, 2010 11:30 PM PST up reply actions
she might recognize certain photos of Greg....
"In Batum's case he must realize he is very likely the first Blazer to successfully fight over a pick all season..."
-Ben
Do you know why women are bad at math?
because men keep telling them this |—————————————-| is 8 inches.
"In Batum's case he must realize he is very likely the first Blazer to successfully fight over a pick all season..."
-Ben
Off to play 2k10
Time to make Westbrook look stupid in My Player mode AGAIN….
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
HEY PREZ!!!!!!!
The china fans’ perspective about Andrew Miller: he is the problem post needs your attention. Someone is ragging on the guy about lead poisoning.
#52
I’ll toe the line here…
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 10, 2010 11:44 PM PST up reply actions
They shouldn’t attack Tom either. That’s disgusting as well.
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
That's a whole different story.
But part of the problem is that some people talked to him the way they’d talk to Tom on a normal day (sarcasm etc). Tom would understand that, but it’s no the same when it’s someone new.
I'm not good at recognizing sarcasm :(
I get a little carried away sometimes cause I really really dislike anything remotely resembling personal attacks
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
I gotchyo back Tom!
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
just glanced over there...
yeah, a little uncalled for comments in there…
Ugly Americans FTL
fiftytwo
yeah, i just saw that…
if that was said to me in person (and i didn’t know them), i would pretty much punch him in the face.
which leads me to a story…during one of the pre-season game this year, i was walking towards the escalator with my daughter and two kids…about 10 and 12, walked by and said, “ching chong ching chong”
i stopped, asked my daughter to stand put, and i grabbed both the kids arms and said “what did you just say”
the kids said “nothing”
i said, “no, you made a racial remark to me. where are your parents”
kids, “i don’t know”
me: “well, we’re gonna wait right here until you call them over or they come over…unless you want me to take you to security”
kids are about to piss in their pants now. dad comes by.
(good thing the Dad was reasonable and not trash)
i told him, ask your son and his friends what they said to me.
the Dad said, “what did you guys say”
kid said, “ugh just stuff”
i said, “they called me and my daughter ching chong ching chong”
Dad said to me, “i’m really sorry.” told the kids to apologize. he got pissed and told them, “we’re going home and gonna have a talk with your mom and your parents.”
He literally threw the tickets in the trash, and walked them out of the RG.
i mean, i can be a hypocrite sometimes with this stuff but i generally don’t do the stereotyping / funny remarks unless i’m with a close group of adult friends…never around kids.
anyways, thought you guys might find this somewhat amusing yet disturbing.
the sucky part was my daughter was wondering what happen and it’s something i’m gonna have to explain to her more than once…
so it was definitely a lesson for me too…
fiftytwo
by broyposse on Mar 10, 2010 11:50 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
i kinda left out the part where i whispered in their ears, “i’m gonna smash your balls and put t hem in the toilet when the game starts”
fiftytwo
It's easy saying stuff to asians because it doesn't seem racist
I remember someone actually spray painted some really hateful stuff on our driveway when I was growing up
I shouldn't complain but sometimes I still do.
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Mar 11, 2010 12:12 AM PST up reply actions
Ugh
This makes me really angry. I hate kids in that age range…
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
yeah, i mean kids are kids right? that Dad seemed like a good Dad.
every kids gets ridiculed…fat, skinny, ugly, good looking…but something about getting picked on maliciously about your race/ethnicity that just takes it to a new level
fiftytwo
being a ginger raises a few eyebrows. yet I fight the fight.
#52
by Cablinasian on Mar 11, 2010 12:03 AM PST up reply actions
you know what’s funny, there was this ginger in grade school but no one made fun of him because we all felt bad
fiftytwo
I never understood why being a ginger was bad, though.
#52
by Cablinasian on Mar 11, 2010 12:10 AM PST up reply actions
really? I was always super cocky and overconfident.
#52
by Cablinasian on Mar 11, 2010 12:12 AM PST up reply actions
I can’t believe that gingers are more depressed than other people. I’ve been fine and confident in who I am my entire life. There are people of all types that cry themselves to sleep.
#52
by Cablinasian on Mar 11, 2010 12:16 AM PST up reply actions
Good looking people never get depressed
Am I right?
by southern oregon on Mar 11, 2010 12:17 AM PST up reply actions
I was glad when my part ginger hair and beard turned white
by southern oregon on Mar 11, 2010 12:21 AM PST up reply actions
that is one of the best parts of being a ginger, white hair is awesome.
Seriously though, I’ve always taken pride in being a redhead. I’ve never once regretted the color of my hair. What a dumb thing to get sad about.
#52
by Cablinasian on Mar 11, 2010 12:22 AM PST up reply actions
I went to 3 different Catholic schools
The Irish Gingers were as common as Wops or Frogs,it seemed normal and was never a big deal
by southern oregon on Mar 11, 2010 12:29 AM PST up reply actions
i bet you there is a study….
i mean, at my grade school…it was half back, a quarter mexicans, a few asians, a few whities, then there was this one lanky ginger who stuck out like a sore thumb
fiftytwo
my grade school was the exact opposite
there was maybe one black kid, a couple mexicans and one hungarian kid( who’s rest of his family is white except for his dad). Diversity was not our specialty
the few, the proud, the blazers
Beaverton in the late 80's early 90's
I shouldn't complain but sometimes I still do.
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Mar 11, 2010 12:44 AM PST up reply actions
here at UW, I think I’m a minority.
#52
by Cablinasian on Mar 11, 2010 12:37 AM PST up reply actions
that’s cause your a ginger
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 11, 2010 9:48 AM PST up reply actions
maybe one black kid
Do you mean it was maybe one or they were maybe black?
My grade school was a third white, a half asian, and the rest was a mix of the rest.
#10 & #52
I forgot what part of LA you grow up in again?
I shouldn't complain but sometimes I still do.
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Mar 11, 2010 12:40 AM PST up reply actions
I only spent a initial years in the LA (Canoga Park and then Tijunga) areas.
The grade school I am describing here was in San Diego where I moved when I was like 8. It was in Mira Mesa, which is “affectionately” referred to by some as “Manila Mesa”.
#10 & #52
Yeah it's all Pinoy down there
I know a gang of fools from there, RB, and Poway. I used to live in PB and Old Town for a bit.
I shouldn't complain but sometimes I still do.
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Mar 11, 2010 12:48 AM PST up reply actions
PB is mostly cool.
I also lived down in Chula Vista when I met my eventual wife many years later. And went to Poway High (where my brother lived and using his address) for like three months before I tested out.
#10 & #52
I had a lot of fun down in PB
I miss hanging out at Da Kine’s over on Mission
I shouldn't complain but sometimes I still do.
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Mar 11, 2010 1:03 AM PST up reply actions
Yeah, my brother used to go to the airport one a lot.
I moved up to Portland not long after those started popping up and never went to one.
#10 & #52
Is there a Goldilocks restaurant in Manila Mesa?
When I dated a Pilipino girl for a while, I mainly stayed with her for the adobo chicken. They made a decent one at Goldilocks in the bay area. I think they’re a chain…
Were they, or other good Pinoy restaurants, in the LA area?
#52
There was a Goldilocks on vermont in Koreatown
that’s the one everyone I knew in LA went to for their bibingka
I shouldn't complain but sometimes I still do.
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Mar 11, 2010 1:08 AM PST up reply actions
Kind of a drive from where you at on the westside
but yeah it’s in that mini-mall across the street from the Koreatown Vons
I shouldn't complain but sometimes I still do.
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Mar 11, 2010 1:27 AM PST up reply actions
I go not-far-from there for stuff sometimes
So it’s realistic I’ll have a good reason to go there and eat me some chicken adobo WHAT WHAT!
#52
Man it's past 1:44 what the heck?
I’m going to sleep. Go get that adobo big boy and don’t forget the pansit and lumpia either.
I shouldn't complain but sometimes I still do.
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Mar 11, 2010 1:45 AM PST up reply actions
And by lumpia you mean penises
I shouldn't complain but sometimes I still do.
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Mar 11, 2010 12:34 PM PST up reply actions
There is a Goldilocks right on the main road.
But it’s just the bakery part not the whole restaurant.
Pan de Sol is the ish.
#10 & #52
Sounds like when I went to high school
I shouldn't complain but sometimes I still do.
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Mar 11, 2010 12:38 AM PST up reply actions
at my high school:
60% mexican
30% plain ol white folk
9% old believer russian
1% other races
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
yeah. i like em though
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
They were always nice to me
In college, I worked the cashier at a convenience store on a highway. Orthodox Russkies would come in, and they had the filthiest mouths in the world. Like they were really forcing in the curse words, and wanting to talk about sports and stuff… it was funny.
I took Russian in high school, but I don’t remember much. I can still pronounce words if I see it written in Russian, but I know very few words.
#52
i know some russian words, but im not very good with the written language.
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
All around Eastern Europe
Street signs and stuff are usually in Russian and the local language, and me knowing how to sound stuff out in Russian was handy to figure out where to go.
Since, of course, a lot of our words sound the same as theirs, they just use that wacky different alphy-bet.
#52
Rule Number Two: When a man sends another man a text message, LET THE MAN ANSWER HIS OWN DAMN TEXT MESSAGE
Not that I’ve mercilessly reminded Prez of that moment. Nope, not even once.
Free prezofdeath
BRP, since you are here and didn't answer your phone today, here is the question I had:
Is Vietnamese really difficult to translate into english? My use translators at work, and I swear it takes the interpreter 8 times longer to translate my sentence than it took for me to say it. plus, half the time the response I get wasn’t even an answer to my question. I once spent ten minutes trying to get a guy’s address.
Free prezofdeath
since i’m part vietnamese, i guess i’m qualified to answer this.
vietnamese is super easy to translate into english…but english to vietnamese is kinda hard…because if you are translating, it means the person receiving it really doesn’t understand cultural context.
but it sounds like you have a crappy translator. like many asians, being succinct is not one of their better known qualities
fiftytwo
it's not just one translator, though. it's all of them.
I can’t tell you how many times we have to yell at the poor person like “JUST SAY YES OR NO!”
Then they say something about the weather. So frustrating. I just need to learn all the languages.
Free prezofdeath
So far, Somali is my favorite language to work with via a translator.
I could read the phone book, and the translation would take 4 syllables.
Free prezofdeath
Mort, did you see the spoilers of the movie we're both tired of hearing about?
I won’t post them here of course.
Alice in Wonderland?
that was a fun interpretation…well, fun for me and the kiddos…watching them try to grab stuff in the air was quite amusing
fiftytwo
We were going to see that at the theater, but I don't think we'll get a chance
Will it hold up in 2D?
sans 3D and narcotics? I dunno, man.
#52
by Cablinasian on Mar 11, 2010 12:04 AM PST up reply actions
Learn your drugs
sans 3D and narcoticshalucinogens? I dunno, man.
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
(kidding)
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
It was almost the worst birthday ever
I was working on various finals essays all day long but a couple of my friends got a hookah pipe and saved me.
Only took one shot cause I had to drive ppl home. Next week I can celebrate.
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
wut?
what kind of friends make the birthday boy drive home?
yeah…sounds bad…you should have requested a JD bday party
fiftytwo
Nah
I like holding off on the fun stuff till I’m all done with my work. Personality quirk. Plus I’m not established enough here to merit a JD birthday. It ended up alright though. I’ll be spending next week inebriated..
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
I take excedrin and vitamin B, does that count?
#52
by Cablinasian on Mar 11, 2010 12:07 AM PST up reply actions
So healthy
I envy you
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
Soda is bad
I’ve always hated it. Only ever had one cavity too!
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
Amazing. How?
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
yeah i definitely think so…but i’m a j. depp homer…it’s quirky but pretty neat.
i don’t know, a lot of my colleagues that it was a bore…i like off the wall kinda stuff and AIW is definitely an off the wall story to begin with
fiftytwo
mmm-hmmm.
If you’re not planning to see it, you absolutely need to hear about the “hook” at the end.
I won’t post it here since it seems rude to post spoilers to not-yet released movies without a link and a warning.
(Fair warning!) NY Mag article spoiling the ending to Remember Me
You won’t believe it.
I just shook my head
I’m not sure what to say about that. A little something to think about the next time you see the commercial.
i guess that means it’s not “too soon” anymore?
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 11, 2010 8:01 AM PST up reply actions
The comments are angry at the site for spoiling the movie. That’s funny. It says, multiple times to stop reading if you don’t want it spoiled.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
lucky for me there is no way in willy wonka’s chocolate factory i’ll ever see that movie. so i got to read the enjoyable spoiler. seriously….how manipulative can you get?
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 11, 2010 8:21 AM PST up reply actions
I’ll never see it either, so I didn’t care. I was surprised people were more angry about using 9/11, than the spoiler, since 9/11 can be very sensitive.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
i was a bit surprised to. that’s why i made that comment up above about it not being “too soon” anymore.
plus, it’s just a horribly manipulative thing to do to an audience and, in my opinion, kind of cheating because the filmmakers are using an event with a built in emotional component; so rather than evoke that emotion in a genuine fashion, they just plug in this event they already know will evoke an emotional response to achieve what they want. It’s the same reason i thought Titanic was so horrible.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 11, 2010 8:41 AM PST up reply actions
interesting. Could the same thing be said about Forrest Gump? Almost the entire movie does that.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
yeah, you could probably say the same thing. some people did. Forrest Gump benefited from great acting and didn’t put the focus on any one event in particular. Plus, i think the historical stuff was sort of integral to the characters study….whereas in Titanic or, presumably, this Remember Me movie, the big event doesn’t have to happen for the story to be told. it’s just something added in to evoke an emotional response.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 11, 2010 9:13 AM PST up reply actions
Easy.
So what’s possibly the most important thing I need to know about being a bedger?
Blame prez.
#10 & #52
by idoltime on Mar 11, 2010 12:19 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
i’m sure you guys discussed it at length while i was away but i’m pretty much done with signing more than one old veteran on this team.
fiftytwo
it’s gonna be hard to find another elite backup center this offseason then.
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
who knows how greg will do next year. i say, until he proves that he can be healthy for a full season (or at least 70+ games), having a good backup center is a necessity.
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
yes but having him is better than playing juwanna man at the center… or pendy for that matter
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
I rather slide LA up as the backup to Greg and be a change of pace.
We shouldn’t be playing Juwanna period
fiftytwo
now this is something I can believe in.
#52
by Cablinasian on Mar 11, 2010 12:35 AM PST up reply actions
second line, not the first.
We are awful with LMA at center. Having two defensive centers is a huge, huge deal.
#52
by Cablinasian on Mar 11, 2010 12:35 AM PST up reply actions
sometimes it’s better to have offensive pressure in spite of defensive weakness…if run correctly, it can force the hand of the other team to adjust to us…rather us adjust to them
fiftytwo
having a center who can rebound and defend is one of the biggest luxuries in basketball. Our success last year was in no small part due to having two very nice centers.
We don’t just throw away that advantage. Camby gives us the option of going big with Marcus/Greg, medium with Marcus/LaMarcus, and small with just LMA. You could go weird defense with Camby/Dante/Nic.
He brings versatility. Plus, watching LMA play center hurts me.
#52
by Cablinasian on Mar 11, 2010 12:39 AM PST up reply actions
i don’t disagree with that. i just think at his age, the risk is far greater to the team as a whole than going in a different direction of grooming someone or packaging up a few of the guys for another big
fiftytwo
It does depend on how long the deal is
I don’t think a deal longer than we’d like it to be exists for Camby on any other team. Everyone knows he’s 37.
#52
I think I made this mistake before
Lemme check— turning 36 in 2 weeks.
So, NEXT season, he’s 37. OLD.
But, he’s still playing really well.
#52
geez. he old man.
But he is still best in the NBA in TRB%, high block rate, nice passer… he is good.
#52
by Cablinasian on Mar 11, 2010 12:45 AM PST up reply actions
His play doesn't reveal his age
His age is scary though, and why I don’t think anyone will give him a deal stretching to his 40th b-day.
#52
Well, they can Hedo him out if they want then, dammit.
If not, we’re here for nice cash for 2 seasons guaranteed, 3rd team option pal!
#52
I like LaMarcus at center in an offensive lineup.
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
I like the theory of it and what brp describes above,
Somewhere between 1) Nate, 2) LA, or 3) the rest of the team, this line-up is limited in its ability to succeed.
#10 & #52
our defense on the perimeter is so weak that it requires a center in the middle.
#52
by Cablinasian on Mar 11, 2010 12:43 AM PST up reply actions
if you read the nerdy post on usage vs. results, and Ewing Theory, you’ll see that our offensive scheme is weak as well.
#52
by Cablinasian on Mar 11, 2010 12:47 AM PST up reply actions
not sure what happened there. it was supposed to say “our offense is efficient”
#52
by Cablinasian on Mar 11, 2010 12:57 AM PST up reply actions
wooooah, the software cuts out
!! 11
#52
by Cablinasian on Mar 11, 2010 12:57 AM PST up reply actions
that article is really making me evaluate offense all over again.
#52
by Cablinasian on Mar 11, 2010 12:58 AM PST up reply actions
Andre won’t lead us to a title, so why bother?
#52
by Cablinasian on Mar 11, 2010 12:34 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Andre has a good expiring for us and the plan was for him to play with a healthy roster that could go to the WCF this year
fiftytwo
Camby would be an expiring in a year after signing him. Probably a similar deal to ’Dre.
#52
by Cablinasian on Mar 11, 2010 12:36 AM PST up reply actions
he’s also about four years older than Dre was.
#52
by Cablinasian on Mar 11, 2010 12:37 AM PST up reply actions
if he has other suitors, Camby won’t be signing in Portland for 1 year guaranteed contract with an option for year 2…or 2 years with an option for year 3
fiftytwo
well it obviously depends on the offer. We’re not giving him thirty million.
#52
by Cablinasian on Mar 11, 2010 12:40 AM PST up reply actions
I see Camby as a potentially nice backup
When, unless we draft one, we don’t got a grip of options.
Yeah, he ain’t leading us to a title. Neither is LMA as a center. But having both together gives us more options, and having 2 starting-worthy centers has been great, when we’ve had it. It really helps and makes us strong at a position most aren’t.
Plus, unlike Joel, Camby can play PF, so there’s more places to put him than just backup C.
Just another piece! Not an end-all be-all.
#52
good point.
i just think we need to exhaust other options before loading our team with aging veterans older than 35
fiftytwo
but, if we’re not relying on them, and they’re still good…
I mean, look how much better we are on the road htis year.
#52
by Cablinasian on Mar 11, 2010 12:48 AM PST up reply actions
I do agree there
I’d rather have guys we can keep for a while, and not just band-aids.
If Joel hadn’t gotten seriously hurt, we wouldn’t be having this discussion :-( Damn fates.
Camby, right now, seems like the obvious best option at a still-real-good center who is obtainable. I don’t know any centers in the draft we’d want, but I also don’t watch NCAA.
#52
the Spurs were very successful in using older players for a few years. They are smart, and still above-average. Good guys to have on the team.
#52
by Cablinasian on Mar 11, 2010 12:50 AM PST up reply actions
you can throw Morty in there with Duncan, Parker, and Ginobli in their prime and they still have a good shot at a title
fiftytwo
If they had ME in MY prime
I woulda’ been at LEAST as good as Beno Udrih was as Parker’s backup.
At least.
#52
Hell you could throw me in there my prime
With those guys and have a shot at it
by southern oregon on Mar 11, 2010 12:54 AM PST up reply actions
You in your prime and 4 fat Latina women in wheelchairs could win it all, SO!
You were flat out dominant.
WERE.
This is MY time, old man.
#52
larry sanders and solomon alabi, two tremendous shot blocking pf/c type of players COULD be available at our pick.
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
you could try and make a run for aldrich/cousins/favors though
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
we are trying to make a title run. Trading for rookies is not how you make a run around a 26 year old Brandon Roy.
We don’t dream about the draft anymore.
#52
brp started it
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
Epke Udoh, too.
Udoh and Sanders were the guys are the guys I’m most intrigued by for the Thunder if they’re still there. Pass on Alabi. Loved Whiteside until he blew up the draft boards.
Cole Aldrich?
aka Joel Przybilla Jr.
"I think he’s been doing some good things. I think he’s been doing some good things. He’s had to play a lot of minutes lately with Blake being out. I think he’s been doing some good things." -Nate McMillan
He's probably a little bit better at offense
and a lot worse at defense.
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
Aldrich is a pretty fantastic defender
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
mmhm
didnt he have a triple double with blocks once?
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 11, 2010 11:49 AM PST up reply actions
wouldn't surprise me
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
yeahhh
Cole Aldrich had a 13-point, 20-rebound, 10-block triple-double Sunday against Dayton.
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 11, 2010 11:50 AM PST up reply actions
thats old
not last sunday but last years tournament
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 11, 2010 11:51 AM PST up reply actions
I'm not sayin Cole's bad
Joel just is was defense master flex awesomo.
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
Camby can play the 4/5 next to Greg and LMA. Bring over the Freeland, if possible, for the future.
#52
by Cablinasian on Mar 11, 2010 12:27 AM PST up reply actions
crazy
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
hey pandilla de B-roy
you gotta get one of your kids to make the next JD, no mrs.prez will be able to top that
hahaha
pandilla is much more candid word than posse… posse is “cool”, pandilla is childish but fun :)
Sign Michael Finley?
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
If you were KP, is next year the start of our window and would you exhaust all options
to build a team to start competing for a championship?
I say yes. Broy is not getting any younger and we just have to assume Greg is gonna be healthy. Time waits for no one.
fiftytwo
window isn’t ‘open’ until greg truly develops into a premier center.
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
We just can't consider him The Oden
Until he can A: play a season, dammit.
And B: not foul the entire world to dance with you.
#52
+1
Until then, he is not a singularly talented or important player, since you can get that same impact from worse players who play more. And would indeed have to get it from somewhere on your bench.
yes and no. I’m not dramatically sacrificing talent. But we should absolutely view next year as the first year o fthe window
#52
No, no sacrificing anyone who could be a part of The Oden Era
Because really, it’s all abouts da Oden as far as titles go.
To me, the untradeables are simple— Oden, Roy, Batum. If trading, say, LMA means we got a MUCH, no brainer chance at a title within 3 years but then after 3 years that player is an anchor, it may be worth it. Because by then, Oden is Oden. Roy is still in his prime. We can figure it out.
#52
I agree with this.
Unless trading Roy nets us someone better, of course.
Everyone else is fair game. Even Patty Mills who could be the greatest PG ever!
"I think he’s been doing some good things. I think he’s been doing some good things. He’s had to play a lot of minutes lately with Blake being out. I think he’s been doing some good things." -Nate McMillan
i agree. next year it’s time to begin going for the rings in earnest.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 11, 2010 8:02 AM PST up reply actions
While talking here
I’ve been playing the last playoff game for the Finals in 2K10… what happens in the offseason?
I am about to sweep the Nuggets. As a reminder, I am the PG for the Knicks.
#52
David Lee
Kevin Love is my PF. The team traded NATE ROBINSON for him (this game must have Love if they think that’s equal).
Wilson Chandler my SF.
Larry Hughes my SG.
Me at PG. MVP, ROY, DPOY, 1st team everything bruh.
Eddy Curry and Jared Jeffries and Travis Outlaw and Spencer Hawes are the main backups.
#52
Hahaha
No, it’s my “real” first and last name. The announcers say my full name, so it works nice.
They DON’T say Mortimer :-( I made my big man named Mortimer.
#52
Maybe I'm wrong
If I wasn’t in the middle of my game I’d check… maybe I made my name “Mo Mortimer”? And Mortimer is a last name that’s available?
#52
nothing, it just goes to “who do you want to sign with” and then the start of the next season. Big hole in the game.
#52
Alright
good chatting with you all. tomorrow brings another long day at work, hopefully i can peek in here by weeks end
and we’ll win tomorrow because i won’t be at Oracle…we lost the last 3 i was there…2 with jksnakes
fiftytwo
ah, but I will be there
ergo we will lose.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
Maybe if I left the JD I would know more about jscot
than his love of Excel and how he will one day become ruler of the world and force everyone to use Excel
he was an OJDer
which is how I know about his Excel love. Him and Sophia used to have some intense arguments
i marvel at the fluctuating cost of snowboard equipment
i just bought a pair of bindings for 80 bucks online, which I will not find here in Madrid for less than 200 euros.
(substitute “marvel” for your favourite curse word)
I'll try
I normally only like to be mean to Andre. Ben’s recap was fun. Everyone is crapping all over Nate, then I agree with Nate and get called a troll. I should e-mail you two ideas I got brewing.
Email away bruh
I’m always here for you. But take your time, I don’t waste my time with poorly thought out bullcrap bruh.
Feel me?
#52
did you end up going to the gym?
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Mar 11, 2010 1:57 AM PST up reply actions
Of course!
And am going to be so sore.
Lifted weights with my former-trainer friend, then treadmilled it for a few miles. Not a real long work out, but weight lifting is pretty quick. I did it until my muscles failed.
My hips and core were killing me from today’s workout. I’ll go again Friday.
#52
I started changin' the diet for the better a few weeks ago
Then got my friends who knows this stuff to tell me what to do, workout wise. I was going sporadically, but now that I gotta meet my friend at the gym on a semi-set schedule, I am held more accountable.
#52
seriously good for you! you're more than welcome!
i wanna try out the spinning class
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Mar 11, 2010 2:05 AM PST up reply actions
Howdy, I saw that in the last JD
I didn’t have time to read the Chinese post, I just skimmed the last JD.
Someone sent this to my gmail
http://beck.cnnbcvideo.com/?rc=taf&b=b|534950-UtyUK.x&referred_by=17604421-Ou0Zq8x
has anymore been to encyclopedia dramatica website? funniest website i’ve come across. lol
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Mar 11, 2010 2:08 AM PST reply actions
yeahhhhh i didn't want to post the link
but yeah it’s quiet graphic hahaha
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Mar 11, 2010 2:22 AM PST up reply actions
Holy crap PG. That site is dirty!
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
lol yes it may be to much for you to handle
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Mar 11, 2010 2:30 AM PST up reply actions
Is that a challenge?
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
What the hell is it?
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
Aww.
Pwnd.
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
Why does water have to come out of our faucets and stuff?
Why can’t Odwalla Green Original Superfood be on tap constantly? I could drink it all day.
#52
Cranberry+Various Flavors will be on tap on my island
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
You live in LA?, I haven’t seen water come from a tap down there in years.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
In Soviet Russia,
faucets turn you!
"I think he’s been doing some good things. I think he’s been doing some good things. He’s had to play a lot of minutes lately with Blake being out. I think he’s been doing some good things." -Nate McMillan
Heehee, won the title
David Stern was wearing a maroon suit and bright, lime green shirt with it.
#52
Year two.
Average 50 points a game
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
I can do it!
Ok, had 4 options of teams— stay with Knicks, Thunder, Nets, Lakers. Ugh.
I tried it again, and the Thunder were replaced by the Celtics.
SO this is my plan— I made 10 copies of my saved file from after I win the title but before it sims into the new season. I am gonna do it 10 times, or until the Blazers are an option… if ever.
IT WILL WORK.
#52
Good luck brave soul
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
That might be what it takes!
But get this… in one of my tries, the options were Knicks, Lakers, Thunder, Celtics, so of course I gotta stay with the Knicks.
I get curious to check to see how the roster changed over the summer… the Knicks traded for Greg Oden! That seems like a great compromise if I can’t be a Blazer… and if I’m a Blazer without Oden, what’s the point?
#52
You shouldn't lose a game with that roster.
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
I think it was David Lee
I see the headline saying “Knicks/Blazers agree on Oden deal” but it doesn’t say who we gave up.
#52
I made David Lee a superstar
He had a 25 PER because of me, since I set him up for nothing but layups and dunks.
I actually preferred playing with Eddy Curry though, since he DUNKS everything, and Lee mostly does layups… and sometimes they miss or get blocked. So, I wanted to be a Blazer, mostly to play with Oden and make him a SUPERSTAR. And now I get my chance!
God finds a way to make things right, Medmelon.
#52
Yeah, He kinda forgets about the real world sometimes
God mainly focuses on making nice compromises in 2K10 these days.
#52
So now
The lineup is:
ME at PG (superstar
Chris Douglas-Roberts at SG
Rudy Gay at SF
Brandon Bass at PF (we traded for him too)
Greg Friggin Oden at C
Backing us up: some top draft pick we traded Kevin Love for who also plays PG (he’ll get minutes behind me and at SG), and still Spencer Hawes and Eddie Curry and Jordan Hill and Jared Jeffries.
I won’t lose at all this season.
#52
anyone know who mark owen is? he just admitted to having 10 affairs behind his wife’s back.
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Mar 11, 2010 2:45 AM PST reply actions
had no clue.
i guess some artist over in the uk
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Mar 11, 2010 2:57 AM PST up reply actions
I’ve heard his name but don’t remember the context. Google says bad boy singer.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
Nice junk – Don’t ever, EVER, take a ride on the handle bars of prez’s bike.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
I lamented in yesterdays junk that Batum was robbed last night.
AND NOBODY CARED.
Did he or did he not get that block on Evan’s late in the game. Mike and Mike thought Camby made the block, but no question it was Batum. I was wondering if the stats table was near Mike & Mike and thus influenced by their comments.
Somebody please stop the world until Nic gets his block!!!!!! He was given zero for the night.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
camby got the block...
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Mar 11, 2010 2:59 AM PST up reply actions
NO WAY GIRL
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
I wish I hadn’t deleted that game. I’d show you.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
Pretty soon you’ll try to tell me that Andre dunked it. I know how you are.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
like that'll ever happen. but i just remember camby had a few blocks last game, 5, correct? don't recall any batum blocks lol
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Mar 11, 2010 3:14 AM PST up reply actions
even DC had one. that was a sweet one or that was a couple games ago.
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Mar 11, 2010 3:15 AM PST up reply actions
I remember Martell had an awesome block, I can’t remember if DC had one.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
no idea. At least some, because the guy was complaining about replies not working, which probably meant that the original comment was deleted.
there were some lead poisoning comments gone too
"its tough to play with one eye, unless you're a pirate." Delonte West
"una canasta a Pau en la cara" Rudy
by Honka Playboy on Mar 11, 2010 6:03 AM PST up reply actions
I'm slightly annoyed with how much my name came up in that thread
I know I brought it on myself so I ain’t sweating it. It also gives me the opportunity to get more b-wordy.
Don’t worry about it, I like your pickle.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
I'm sorry, Tom. I just wanted to try to explain to the poor guy why
he was getting so many less-than-polite replies.
#52
It wasn't you
Anytime there is Miller talk my name comes up. I just look at it as an invitation to say something mean about him. I think lately I’ve tried to avoid it, unless it’s the on the main page.
by tominhawaii on Mar 11, 2010 12:21 PM PST up reply actions
Chris Bosh - not coming to Sacramento. One down, 29 to go.
Classic moment…heading to time out…Fan screams to Bosh…“You coming to Sacramento next Year?”…Bosh looks his way and says “Hell no”!
Via the Raptor’s play-by-play man Matt Devlin
Don't blame him
Toronto might be better long-term if he leaves due to the fact that thanks to Hedo’s crap contract they are screwed.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I can't really...
It is Sacramento, after all. Unless Stern puts team in Anchorage, I can’t think of a worst option.
"I think he’s been doing some good things. I think he’s been doing some good things. He’s had to play a lot of minutes lately with Blake being out. I think he’s been doing some good things." -Nate McMillan
That dang guy is all over the TV
There’s two local comedians that are in about 50% of the commercials here.
Shift-A'd the whole thread.
My wife has always threatened to join and post comments. I’m not sure if I’m glad, or if I’d enjoy seeing her here.
Wearing the black band for Jarrett Jack, Ime Udoka, Fred Jones, Sergio Rodriguez, Channing Frye, Luke Schenscher, Shavlik Randolph, James Jones, Josh McRoberts, Steven Hill, Jarron Collins, Michael Ruffin, Steve Blake and Travis Outlaw. Sacrificed to the unmerciful god of progress.
I hate it when that happens.
Wearing the black band for Jarrett Jack, Ime Udoka, Fred Jones, Sergio Rodriguez, Channing Frye, Luke Schenscher, Shavlik Randolph, James Jones, Josh McRoberts, Steven Hill, Jarron Collins, Michael Ruffin, Steve Blake and Travis Outlaw. Sacrificed to the unmerciful god of progress.
the pooping or the writing?
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
by 92wastheyear on Mar 11, 2010 8:59 AM PST up reply actions
Yes.
Wearing the black band for Jarrett Jack, Ime Udoka, Fred Jones, Sergio Rodriguez, Channing Frye, Luke Schenscher, Shavlik Randolph, James Jones, Josh McRoberts, Steven Hill, Jarron Collins, Michael Ruffin, Steve Blake and Travis Outlaw. Sacrificed to the unmerciful god of progress.
If she said something incriminating, I could always ban her.
Of course this would have repercussions that only she could impose. :(
Wearing the black band for Jarrett Jack, Ime Udoka, Fred Jones, Sergio Rodriguez, Channing Frye, Luke Schenscher, Shavlik Randolph, James Jones, Josh McRoberts, Steven Hill, Jarron Collins, Michael Ruffin, Steve Blake and Travis Outlaw. Sacrificed to the unmerciful god of progress.
Isn't every other woman in the world
already imposing that ban…voluntarily ??
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
by 92wastheyear on Mar 11, 2010 8:58 AM PST up reply actions
I'm not sure how voluntary it is.
Did you see the picture I posted back in the Junk Drawer of Yore?
Wearing the black band for Jarrett Jack, Ime Udoka, Fred Jones, Sergio Rodriguez, Channing Frye, Luke Schenscher, Shavlik Randolph, James Jones, Josh McRoberts, Steven Hill, Jarron Collins, Michael Ruffin, Steve Blake and Travis Outlaw. Sacrificed to the unmerciful god of progress.
that was mean...to me
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
by 92wastheyear on Mar 11, 2010 9:11 AM PST up reply actions
I feel like ending a curse tonight
Don’t you? We WILL win in Oakland, on a game that is on TNT for some reason!
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
In Oakland, on national TV, hmm so many curses at once. This has been a weird season, so you never know.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
really? I hadn’t been paying attention. I guess I was thinking of the last couple of times on ESPN.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
The first Phoenix game was Roy's last on TNT
And that went rather well for us wouldn’t you say.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
also
“the shot”
“52”
“rudy’s 5 point play”
marty going off.
Batum>TNT>ESPN
Awesomeness (ô'səm-nes)
1. n. Something that inspires awe
2. n. Nicolas Batum
by thomasikehara on Mar 11, 2010 1:05 PM PST up reply actions
this has been a season of
breaking losing streaks in spite of being cursed, i think at least. Which losing streaks have we broken this year?
Who calls out of the playoffs in the East?
Milwaukee, Toronto, Charlotte, Miami, Chicago are all within 3 games.
toronto please
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 11, 2010 9:01 AM PST up reply actions
Hollinger’s playoffs simulator thingy says it’s between Toronto and Chicago, with Chicago having the worse chances. Which could be now that Deng and Noah are dinged up.
Toronto may go 0-4 on their road trip
If they don’t beat Golden State their next game.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
This platelet rich plasma therapy is quite en vogue this year. Kenyon Martin now gets that too for his knee, in Vail.
If it works as great as with Roy…
its painful
says my dad
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 11, 2010 9:11 AM PST up reply actions
trav will be on 1080 today!!!!!
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 11, 2010 9:10 AM PST reply actions
Best game of the conference tourneys on early
GT-Syracuse, currently 14-11 GT mid-way through the first.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
who is Merlin Jay Olsen?
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 11, 2010 9:25 AM PST up reply actions
i see. no wonder i didn’t know who he was.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 11, 2010 9:28 AM PST up reply actions
He was an actor too
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
by 92wastheyear on Mar 11, 2010 9:39 AM PST up reply actions
14 pro bowls in 15 seasons...
More pro bowls than any other player.
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
by antediluvian on Mar 11, 2010 10:20 AM PST up reply actions
you shoulda said spoiler.
now the whole show is ruined!
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 11, 2010 10:28 AM PST up reply actions
that's sweet
I am skeptical that it is made from skate decks, per se. I think they are made from skate deck ply glued together, but I doubt one could glue finished decks together so perfectly, since every board is different.
I have seen similar stuff at Mother Goose, that gallery downtown by Art Media.
Anyway, I wonder why the artist didn’t go all the way with the hand. It appears incomplete. I believe this is what the inspiration was:
I get the paper, so I don't care!
If only the weather outside my window was that nice
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
by 92wastheyear on Mar 11, 2010 9:48 AM PST up reply actions
This is a picture of my life.
:(
Wearing the black band for Jarrett Jack, Ime Udoka, Fred Jones, Sergio Rodriguez, Channing Frye, Luke Schenscher, Shavlik Randolph, James Jones, Josh McRoberts, Steven Hill, Jarron Collins, Michael Ruffin, Steve Blake and Travis Outlaw. Sacrificed to the unmerciful god of progress.
I watched a show on TV about a guy who went Polar Bear hunting in the Canadian Artic
and shot the rarest bear on the planet ……a Hybrid Polar/Grizzly. No one knew that they could or would cross breed in the wild
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
by 92wastheyear on Mar 11, 2010 9:51 AM PST up reply actions
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
by 92wastheyear on Mar 11, 2010 9:53 AM PST up reply actions
Yeah, big fierce hunters. They probably shot the poor thing from the
safety of their helicopter.
#52
About 300 yards off
In 20 below temps. They had been on the ice for about 3 days …traveling by dogsled
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
by 92wastheyear on Mar 11, 2010 11:52 AM PST up reply actions
There used to be a gigantic stuffed polar bear displayed in a tall
window of a bank in the small town where I lived. The “hunter” had shot it from the safety of a small plane. I call that slaughter, not hunting. At least these guys were actually hunting.
#52
I have grown up with hunting
so I am not to sentimental about it. That being said I agree with that hunting from a plane is not hunting at all ….it is just killing. In this case, scientists would not have found out that the two species were mating in the wild. As far as the hunter goes …he had though he was getting a polar bear (which he had a license for) and didn’t know any different until they approached the animal afterward….and even then they just though it was an odd PB.
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
by 92wastheyear on Mar 11, 2010 12:06 PM PST up reply actions
I hunt the most dangerous game of all
women
I shouldn't complain but sometimes I still do.
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Mar 11, 2010 1:03 PM PST up reply actions
because they won't talk to you?
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
by 92wastheyear on Mar 11, 2010 1:13 PM PST up reply actions
or a flaming arrow with a note attached
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
by 92wastheyear on Mar 11, 2010 1:30 PM PST up reply actions
my strategy is notes on the windshield and then watching from behind a hedge.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 11, 2010 1:36 PM PST up reply actions
I often stalk my prey at night peering into their bedroom windows
I shouldn't complain but sometimes I still do.
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Mar 11, 2010 1:45 PM PST up reply actions
i’m glad i live on the second floor.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 11, 2010 1:49 PM PST up reply actions
those aren’t the types of notes i leave. my notes always end with “please drop this on the ground and bend over to pick it up. without bending your knees, if possible. also, pay no attention to the rustling hedges behind you.”
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 11, 2010 2:48 PM PST up reply actions
have you seen the project grizzly?
it’s pretty much insane
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 11, 2010 9:54 AM PST up reply actions
Uh...ok
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
by 92wastheyear on Mar 11, 2010 9:55 AM PST up reply actions
Interesting
I am looking at the UM Griz basketball website, and it looks like Justin Roper (former Oregon football Quarterback, transfer to Montana) has played a couple of basketball games as well.
2 games, 3 minutes and the rest of the stats are zeros.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
is that a documentary?
cause if it is, i will watch it.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 11, 2010 10:31 AM PST up reply actions
it is now in my queue....
i hope they show him actually try to fight a bear. if it is half, or even 1/4 as good as Grizzly Man I will probably enjoy it.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 11, 2010 10:37 AM PST up reply actions
the Blazers need an opening like that……
that is awesome
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 11, 2010 10:40 AM PST up reply actions
the rarest bear on the planet? you’d think that would not be allowed to be shot….
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 11, 2010 10:30 AM PST up reply actions
some of those are disturbing.
did you ever read In the Company of Wolves? by Angela Carter I think. i like that version.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 11, 2010 10:33 AM PST up reply actions
Best Dante blocks of the season. They should have added some music, but nice highlight reel. Has there ever been a “best Travis blocks” compilation? I say no.
Dante=Travis-3 Pointers+Defense and Decisionmaking
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Who has been making all these videos on NBA.com?
by tominhawaii on Mar 11, 2010 12:26 PM PST up reply actions
I think it is the Blazers.
Casey used to always complain when fans put up bootlegged videos on youtube. My thinking was always, “well if you (the blazers media person) put up videos, then the fans wouldn’t have to.”
I get the paper, so I don't care!
Wow, I was right
lance uppercut talks about it in Ben.’s front page post.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
Omg, ESPN is explaingin basketball IQ
Which they define as making a nice entry pass.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
So, according to ESPN we have no one besides Miller and Howard with high BB IQ?
"I think he’s been doing some good things. I think he’s been doing some good things. He’s had to play a lot of minutes lately with Blake being out. I think he’s been doing some good things." -Nate McMillan
Give Texas Tech credit
They’re hanging with Kansas here, down only 2.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Andy Rautins is the 2nd most prolific 3 point shooter in Cuse history
Problem is he’s 130 behind the leader.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
looks like Tiger
will likely be back playing in the PGA in a couple weeks. warm up for the Masters. If he plays the Masters i bet it will get insane ratings…for golf.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
not better than when happy toured though
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 11, 2010 10:43 AM PST up reply actions
that will all depend on if Tiger does the bull dance when he’s feeling the flow
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 11, 2010 10:45 AM PST up reply actions
he should head-butt followed by shirt pull and right hand hay-maker who ever is paired w/ him the first day.
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 11, 2010 10:46 AM PST up reply actions
either that or, after he makes a good shot, pretend the club is his penis and make lewd gestures referring to how he…hmmm…how to put this….made that hole bend to his will…..so to speak.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 11, 2010 10:47 AM PST up reply actions
you son of a [mrs prez preventing mr prez from deleting] ball, why don’t you go to your home?! are you to good for your home!?
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 11, 2010 10:54 AM PST up reply actions
Syracuse may be screwed
Their center just went down (in a game they’re losing) and looks like he might be seriously hurt. Rolling on the ground in obvious pain.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
And of course ESPN has to cut to the kid's mother in the stands
Hate it when they do that.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
On a related note
Is there a better basketball name than Scoop Jardine?
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
hahahaha
good one, Ash.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 11, 2010 10:54 AM PST up reply actions
Shooter McGavin?
oops…wrong thread..
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 11, 2010 10:55 AM PST up reply actions
Regardless of this game and this tourney (I don't think they'll lose a 1 seed even with a loss here)
Syracuse will struggle to make the elite 8 without Onuaku (sp?).
#10 & #52
Yup.
It’s sad when a team fizzles down when it counts. It’s horrible when you get an injury like that thrown in.
#10 & #52
They let Georgetown shoot 58%
You can’t win many that way.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Georgetown exposed the flaws in their zone.
They watched how Louisville did it and executed a great game plan.
#10 & #52
Like father, like son
That’s one strong coaching tradition GT has.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
And they turned the ball over almost 20 times
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Why March is the best month of the sports year
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
That'll do it for GT
Not a pretty win but a fun game to watch.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Fun game.
I just really hope that injury was less serious then it looked. He has sometime to rest at least.
#10 & #52
Texas Tech is refusing to die vs. Kansas
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
It'd be ironic if they both got bumped in their "opening" round.
Nice run to make that look less likely
#10 & #52
Dear Mortimer:
this one goes out to you…..from me.
Truly Unruly,
DTL
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
i think that’s a different kid
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 11, 2010 11:03 AM PST up reply actions
is this kid in the hang over? the one who tazes zach?
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 11, 2010 11:07 AM PST up reply actions
i think it might be. i’ve thought that both times i watched it. but they have similar styles. especially when he kicks the phone out of the kids hand.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 11, 2010 11:09 AM PST up reply actions
although this kid doesn’t appear in the credits for The Hangover on imdb….so maybe they aren’t the same kid.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 11, 2010 11:15 AM PST up reply actions
No, he looks a little different
The hangover kid looks more like golfer John Daly
I get the paper, so I don't care!
That cid wuz qte
If I had a fat son like that, I’d get him so fat feeding him junk food and treats, just to do funny stuff, that he’d die of cardiac arrest at age 11.
by tominhawaii on Mar 11, 2010 12:30 PM PST up reply actions
I love giving treats to pets
I’d do the same with a chubby kid. I’d just roll with it and encourage him to get fatter.
by tominhawaii on Mar 11, 2010 12:39 PM PST up reply actions
I bet Petco has some
I’m not that bad with my pets. They know if they follow me in the kitchen, I’ll give them a cat treat. I don’t think my pets even qualify as “husky”.
by tominhawaii on Mar 11, 2010 12:42 PM PST up reply actions
I gave so much junk to the dogs I petsat that when I saw them Sunday, they sexually harassed me
One dog is a rogue homeless dog from Mexico that their other dog brought home. They would eat anything. When I left on Sunday, the lady pet owner was feeding one of them thinly slices smoked salmon.
by tominhawaii on Mar 11, 2010 12:51 PM PST up reply actions
serge ibaka
live chat
http://www.nba.com/thunder/players/livechat_ibaka_100311.html
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 11, 2010 11:29 AM PST reply actions
In Lake Oswego, vandalism is spelled H A M - This week's Police Blotter:
3/1/10 9:02 a.m. Brush was cut illegally across a river.
3/1/10 9:26 a.m. A bag with cash was found on a parking lot on North State Street.
3/1/10 1:12 p.m. In suspicious activity, people have been stopping at a flowerbed on Jefferson Parkway and looking through it.
3/1/10 3:15 p.m. An erratic driver using both lanes on Country Club Road was found not to be drunk.
3/1/10 4:20 p.m. A man found a hand grenade while cleaning out his dad’s home. Luckily, it turned out to be a souvenir hand grenade that had been drained of explosive powder.
3/1/10 4:41 p.m. In a road rage incident both parties filed complaints against each other. Police issued warnings to both angry drivers.
3/1/10 7:11 p.m. Sliced ham was placed all over a car.
3/2/10 3:24 a.m. An unknown man rang a woman’s doorbell and told her she had left her car door opened. She requested that an officer check it.
3/2/10 8:19 p.m. A school bus with a sleeping driver inside was reported on Bryant Road.
3/2/10 10:03 p.m. A man in a tan van for 30 minutes is giving off suspicious vibes.
3/2/10 4:02 p.m. A manager of a retail store sought advice regarding the sale of spray paint and paint thinner to minors.
3/2/10 4:12 p.m. Signs threatening to tow cars parked at a location on Boones Ferry are causing concern.
3/2/10 9:48 p.m. An 11-year-old boy was sent a text message offering to sell him marijuana.
3/2/10 9:56 p.m. A wife took 20 generic painkillers, then departed in a green Toyota Corolla.
3/3/10 6:13 a.m. A missing storm drain grate on Reese Road and Upper Drive is causing concern.
3/3/10 12:16 p.m. A red-haired woman is going around a location on Center Point Drive yelling about free speech and refusing to leave. The 52-year-old woman was removed from the location.
3/3/10 1:40 p.m. Owners at a deli-café are concerned about a customer who plays lottery games for hours.
3/3/10 4:42 p.m. A black rotweiller approached a young female child. The dog appeared to be confused and was walking in circles.
3/3/10 5:43 p.m. A golden Labradoodle was running at large. It was distinguished by the cone on its head.
3/4/10 8:24 a.m. A sick cat was returned to its owner.
3/4/10 11:27 a.m. A train was blocking an intersection without a permit.
3/4/10 2:01 p.m. A female released her yellow, unleashed lab onto a school field. She refused to leave when asked.
3/4/10 2:55 p.m. A man came home to find that his girlfriend had changed the locks on their apartment. He then requested management to take his name off the lease for fear of the girlfriend causing damage.
3/4/10 5:03 p.m. Two young men were warned not to drink in Waluga Park.
3/4/10 6:06 p.m. A staggering man fell into a group of mailboxes.
3/5/10 2:33 p.m. A man keeps walking around and around a bank, and employees are getting suspicious.
3/5/10 6:16 p.m. A middle-aged blonde female driver in a red Pontiac Firebird tailgated a man and followed him to his house. Continuing her bad behavior, she flipped him off and screamed at him as he got out of his car.
3/6/10 9:17 p.m. A woman’s house was recently egged for the fourth time.
3/7/10 6:13 a.m. Toilet paper was taken from a Port-a-Potty and spread over several residences for two straight nights.
3/7/10 10:26 a.m. A complainant was subjected to obscenities after he approached subjects in a black maroon truck who were testing a loudspeaker for an upcoming event.
3/7/10 4:02 p.m. In an apparent case of road rage, a woman driver was tailgated by a teen male driver.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
Conehead dogs.....
only in LO!
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
by antediluvian on Mar 11, 2010 12:05 PM PST up reply actions
so that’s where i left my bag of cash!
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 11, 2010 12:17 PM PST up reply actions
Love this one
A train was blocking an intersection without a permit.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
You guys are so on top of everything internet-y.
And I tend to Shift-A the junk drawer often. So this may be a repeat. But I thought this was the best movie trailer ever.
Wearing the black band for Jarrett Jack, Ime Udoka, Fred Jones, Sergio Rodriguez, Channing Frye, Luke Schenscher, Shavlik Randolph, James Jones, Josh McRoberts, Steven Hill, Jarron Collins, Michael Ruffin, Steve Blake and Travis Outlaw. Sacrificed to the unmerciful god of progress.
Norsk shared it yesterday
but we still love ya man……
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
by antediluvian on Mar 11, 2010 12:11 PM PST up reply actions
and someone else the day before that….
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 11, 2010 12:18 PM PST up reply actions
we are obligated to politely inform you that this was already posted.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
^ this should be the standard reply in these situations
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 11, 2010 12:27 PM PST up reply actions
in the JUNK DRAWER????
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
by antediluvian on Mar 11, 2010 12:33 PM PST up reply actions
we are obligated to inform you to politely shut your face.
.
.
.
.
j/k ;-)
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 11, 2010 12:34 PM PST up reply actions
What's next?
Cats and dogs living together……
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
by antediluvian on Mar 11, 2010 12:40 PM PST up reply actions
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 11, 2010 12:43 PM PST up reply actions
if you start the revolution it will.
i, sadly, am unable. but you, Ash, you….could be the man to bring it back.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 11, 2010 12:45 PM PST up reply actions
Go for it Ash….because nothing says cheesy porn star linke a guy with a big honking perm.
And I mean perm, not “perm”.
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
by antediluvian on Mar 11, 2010 12:50 PM PST up reply actions
That's the first time I clicked it
Between z-ing and no YouTube at work, I miss a lot.
by tominhawaii on Mar 11, 2010 12:35 PM PST up reply actions
And Memphis's bubble bursts
Anyone who thinks the NCAA tourney field needs to be expanded should have their head examined.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkhX5W7JoWI
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
I know
I just don’t want the NCAA to ruin one of the few nearly perfect things in sports.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Me Neither
This kinda sucks.
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
The only good thing
Would be if they did it pre-2012 we’d get more games in Portland.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
That would be neato.
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
if they do this what they should do
is make the top 2 seeds play on the road at the other teams gym. i mean, the top seed would still win probably but it would be more exciting, bring more money to the smaller school, make it better to watch. plus, the bottom of the field will probably be even more diluted and this would give a matchup that would probably be a 60 point blowout other wise at least watchable.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 11, 2010 12:24 PM PST up reply actions
because there is no post 2012… EVER
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 11, 2010 12:25 PM PST up reply actions
I agree that if it ain't broke don't fix it, but it'll still be great with 96 teams.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
it will end with this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxyPeME9TbI
Awesomeness (ô'səm-nes)
1. n. Something that inspires awe
2. n. Nicolas Batum
by thomasikehara on Mar 11, 2010 1:08 PM PST up reply actions
maybe it should end with this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hQC3nkftrk
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 11, 2010 1:10 PM PST up reply actions
great comeback by Alabama!! the are likely to sneak back into the RPI top 100 now! Cornell says thank you!
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
Just saw a dude who looks exactly like Greg Oden
Except he was 5’8". It was weird.
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Mar 11, 2010 12:31 PM PST via mobile reply actions
was probably really Oden… the TV adds 15 inches
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 11, 2010 12:32 PM PST up reply actions
Nah, I was just staring at him in disbelief until he finally said
WHAT?!?! And then I said, “Are you Greg Oden?” and he’s like “No!” and then I said “Well ya look like him!” and then he goes “Shut your trap you jelly-ballin’ lily-wanger.” and then I said," Whats that sposed to mean?!" and he said," I don’t know!"
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Mar 11, 2010 12:41 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
"mama there goes that man"
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 11, 2010 12:45 PM PST up reply actions
these two things should not be associated together.
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 11, 2010 12:46 PM PST up reply actions
"Hand down, man down"
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 11, 2010 12:52 PM PST up reply actions
why do you like Mark Jackson?
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 11, 2010 12:57 PM PST up reply actions
i dont
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 11, 2010 12:58 PM PST up reply actions
then why do you quote him?
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 11, 2010 12:58 PM PST up reply actions
cause he has memorable quotes
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 11, 2010 1:01 PM PST up reply actions
by memorable do you mean lame?
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 11, 2010 1:01 PM PST up reply actions
yep
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 11, 2010 1:02 PM PST up reply actions
just checking.
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 11, 2010 1:04 PM PST up reply actions
Yes...so memorable that I remembered that I hate him
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
by 92wastheyear on Mar 11, 2010 1:02 PM PST up reply actions
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
If he comes back to golf this year, then I'm pretty sure he's getting divorced
by tominhawaii on Mar 11, 2010 12:40 PM PST up reply actions
in which case it’s no longer cheating
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 11, 2010 12:47 PM PST up reply actions
we are obligated to politely inform you that this was already posted.
by Name’s Ash on Mar 11, 2010 12:26 PM PST
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 11, 2010 12:46 PM PST up reply actions
I really hope that the Lakers don't go for a really good point guard this offseason
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
Injury to Syracuse's center is ONLY a knee strain
Says ESPN. Good news.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
So anyway....I was thinking about the "epic fail" to begin the 4th quarter of Kings game
According to the “Bedge facts” it had all the elements of this year’s Blazer problems. Stagnant offense, LMA being soft, Second unit being cold, poor shot selection, too many contested jumpers, bad play calling by Nate and too much Roy ISOs. Since I had went to the game, I hadn’t been able to really watch it (with rewind capabilities). I pulled it up on the DVR this morning and decided to look at all the Blazer possessions up until the drought ended to see what was really going on. Here is what I found
11:45 Rudy drives the lane- Teardrop from 5’ (miss)
11:03 Rudy drives the lane- Layup attempt (in and out miss)
10:25 LMA post up, defender riding him hard -Offensive foul , made shot waived off (bad call I think…defender made lots of contact but LMA did eventually push off so that is what ref decided to call ….not the foul before)
9:43 Rex drives the lane- Missed Layup
Offensive Rebound——-
9:38 Marty with wideopen 3-Missed
9:11 Rudy drives lane- Missed teardrop (in and out)
8:38 Juwan posts up with running hook- Fouled (made 1 of 2)
7:55 LMA post up- Trys running hook from 10’ (lots of contact …no call)
7:25 Dre pushes it hard up court into the paint wrap around to LMA in traffic (Turn over on bobbled pass)
6:25 Roy penetration into the paint passed to Camby for 15’ jumper-Made
Drought over.
So after looking at this stretch, I found myself thinking that these were in fact a lot of pretty good possessions. LMA was not getting much love from the refs….a couple good looks did not go down for Rudy (and he was driving the ball just like we all have been asking) . A couple of missed layups in traffic (but they were layups). About 3 no calls in there that shoulda went our way. The 1 jumper in that stretch was a wideopen 3 (really wide open) by Martell that he missed. I can see why Nate didn’t call time….the guys were playing pretty well. After a couple of mistakes on D they really toughened up …especially that last 5+ mins of the game.
So what about the Roy iso gameplan?? Well there were none during the scoring drought …he wasn’t in the game until toward the end of it. In the final 5+ though….they went to it 6 times and not til 3:35 left
3:35 TO Roy
2:45 Open 3 point jumper Nic-missed
2:09 Made elbow jumper Roy
1:30 Foul (Batum on a drive, 1st last 2 mins, no shots)
1:23 Foul (Roy got someone with pump fake, made 1 of 2)
0:45 Dre TO (pulled a Jarrett and stepped on side line when trying to drive)
So….I would say a mixed bag a little on the iso game …..4 good looks ….2 turnovers
The biggest thing was the defense in the quarter ….there was some some stone cold great defense played after some early mistakes …..the shots Sac was making were tough ones (looking at you Sean May) and we were flat out clogging up the middle late in the game. I would say that Nate played this just right …even though Sacto came all the way back and tied the game. Anyway ….I found this to be an interesting exercise for me. Have fun ripping it apart
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
by 92wastheyear on Mar 11, 2010 12:58 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
That was exactly what I saw
We simply weren’t getting good shots falling early in the 4th and then Camby hits a ridiculous shot that bounces four times on the rim and goes in.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
this should be a fanpost
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 11, 2010 1:00 PM PST up reply actions
good work, 92. i like it.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 11, 2010 1:01 PM PST up reply actions
You sound like you're on the Natemancrush bandwagon
He’s always talking about “making shots” instead of blaming himself or a player.
In this case I don't blame Nate
We were attacking the basket, as well we should, just not getting the roll or the call.
The refs Tuesday were not calling shooting fouls for the most part, only stupid touch fouls.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
They were consistently crappy
But at least they were consistent.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Feast or Famine
Ever notice that all of our misses are in a row?
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
The NBA has become a lot more like college BB in this way
Its become much more of a game of runs than I remember it being in the past.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I guess it comes with a more perimeter oriented game?
I mean that must have something to do with it…
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
Rec for using "Bedge Facts"
And because it’s interesting information. I’d love to see more of this kind of stuff in the recaps.
Facebook is now super super lame now
Today a 50 year old + coworker was telling me how on the tsunami day he was on Facebook and he saw our boss online so he chatted with her and said he’d gladly go into work if they needed him.
Yesterday, my boss called on her way to work asking if I wanted to do overtime because a day shift guy’s life partner was having a baby. I think it is odd and would like to mention it on facebook, except I have friends and bosses on facebook.
Oh crap
I totally left out the most important part of the second paragraph.
The dude didn’t tell anyone his life partner was pregnant. He just had vacation scheduled for the next two weeks, but didn’t tell anyone until she had it.
Somehow I read that into the second paragraph anyway.
I am perpendicularly pissed off right now!!!!!!
I'm cool for a bit
He would have faced 20 questions every day here at work. Having it come up like he’s calling in sick just seems strange.
I don't get facebook
I shouldn't complain but sometimes I still do.
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Mar 11, 2010 1:06 PM PST up reply actions
maybe you could twitter it instead and hope the co-workers don’t know follow your tweeters
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 11, 2010 1:08 PM PST up reply actions
private people? does the guy keep mostly to himself? maybe he just thinks it’s not relevant in the work place. or maybe he hates you and told everyone except for you.
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 11, 2010 1:12 PM PST up reply actions
It is much easier to do on the first one
after that then you starting having to potentially juggle who is going to watch the other one(s) during the doctor appointments and then people start to say things like “So they are going to the doctor a lot, is everything ok?”
Brandon: "He has an old lady??"
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
by 92wastheyear on Mar 11, 2010 2:32 PM PST up reply actions
Andre Miller doesn’t mix with the human race, Corvid. It is simple biology.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
he’s a turtle
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 11, 2010 3:03 PM PST up reply actions
I love the editing process. I always add pages to my papers which is good.
If we win a title, I promise not to hate on anyone associated with the Blazers for 1 full season - jksnake99
Only for those that do it properly
I’ll sometimes add stuff or add sources though.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Our refs tonight
Bill Spooner
Mark Ayotte
Zach Zarba
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
those are mostly good right? none of the names jump out.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 11, 2010 1:16 PM PST up reply actions
I haven't heard Rice particulalry curse out any of them
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Oh, ESPN is so 1980s on its TV production
The animation of fire to show that Marquette is on fire.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
awesome….
that’s great
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 11, 2010 1:30 PM PST up reply actions
Can't wait for the new NBA Jam...
although this means I’d have to get a Wii. Why couldn’t they make a PS3 version..you know, for the grown-ups?
"I think he’s been doing some good things. I think he’s been doing some good things. He’s had to play a lot of minutes lately with Blake being out. I think he’s been doing some good things." -Nate McMillan
the Wii is great, if you like Mario games. it is also good for Rock Band. but i can’t wait for NBA Jam either. that will be so fun.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 11, 2010 2:37 PM PST up reply actions
wii is not good for rock band
I'm going on a Dave boycott until AK1984 is brought back.
"Did they really expect me to bow down to Jesus?!?" ~Sophia
"At first glance, I saw a fairly unremarkable penis." ~Sophia on Greg Oden
by Philthyanimal on Mar 11, 2010 2:54 PM PST up reply actions
I now don't like Marquette
They have a player named Darius Johnson-Odom, two of my least favorite names in that bunch.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
hahahaha sexy rexy doesnt like
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 11, 2010 1:44 PM PST reply actions
Lol.....I didn't know it had gone this far!!
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
by 92wastheyear on Mar 11, 2010 2:33 PM PST up reply actions
I joined it
bud i really dont hate you. its just that…. all the cool kids were doing it and i didnt want to be left out… you understand right?
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 11, 2010 3:42 PM PST up reply actions
You will pay
You will all PAY!!!
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
by 92wastheyear on Mar 11, 2010 4:33 PM PST up reply actions
And the second top 10 team falls in NYC
Nova loses to Marquette.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 11, 2010 1:47 PM PST up reply actions
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 11, 2010 1:49 PM PST up reply actions
new playstation 3 controllers
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 11, 2010 1:52 PM PST reply actions
what’s with the colored balls at the top? are there less buttons on there too? sure looks like it….won’t that affect how games can be played?
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 11, 2010 1:55 PM PST up reply actions
Since you need to have a camera to work,
I am guessing the color ball on top works with camera for controller accuracy.
"I think he’s been doing some good things. I think he’s been doing some good things. He’s had to play a lot of minutes lately with Blake being out. I think he’s been doing some good things." -Nate McMillan
Dual function....
Controllers and “personal massagers”.
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
by antediluvian on Mar 11, 2010 2:21 PM PST up reply actions
i was not immortall
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 11, 2010 2:00 PM PST up reply actions
yeah, it kinda was. half way through i was like, why is my guy going slower? then it dawned on me and i thought. …wow… this is unique…… it was like the video game made me freeze for a second.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 11, 2010 2:06 PM PST up reply actions
yeah, those tank shells to the dome were brutal
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 11, 2010 2:08 PM PST up reply actions
there is no consequence for not shielding the people…..you just live longer by moving faster….
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 11, 2010 2:12 PM PST up reply actions
i just read this in a book i have to read to try and pass a test for my job:
In 1998, a consortium of companies formed the Bluetooth Special Interest Group (SIG), and formally adopted the name Bluetooth for its technology. The name comes from a 10th-century Danish king named Harold Blatand, known as Harold Bluetooth in English. King Blatand had successfully unified warring factions in the areas of Norway, Sweden, and Denmark. The makers of Bluetooth were trying to unit disparate technology industries, namely computing, mobile communications, and the auto industry.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
Arizona's NCAA streak ends at 25
No way they make it now after UCLA beat them today.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Lebron suspended from Cleveland for 50 games due to steroid use, was cut by the team effective immediately.
Indians minor league catcher Steven Lebron was suspended for 50 games for testing positive for the steroid Boldenone metabolite.
Lebron, a member of the Indians Dominican Summer League team, was signed in January. His contract was voided at no cost to the Indians.
by Timmay! on Mar 11, 2010 2:19 PM PST reply actions 3 recs
nice
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
I almost posted it without the quote and just a link
I wasn’t sure if that would break a record for most recs, or most flags, in JD history.
i got most flags!!!
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 11, 2010 3:43 PM PST up reply actions
i shouldnt be proud though
i did a bad bad thing
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 11, 2010 3:44 PM PST up reply actions
lol
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 11, 2010 3:46 PM PST up reply actions
meow?
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 11, 2010 3:45 PM PST up reply actions
bad gif
bad bad gif
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by Starvin' Marvin on Mar 11, 2010 3:48 PM PST up reply actions
well done, Timmay. would have been even funnier if you didn’t put in the blockquote. hahahaha
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by DrivetheLane on Mar 11, 2010 2:21 PM PST up reply actions
woulda been hilarious. i would have clicked that link so fast….and maybe rec’d the post. also would have been amusing to see if you got any angry/terse replies. haha
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 11, 2010 2:26 PM PST up reply actions
You should have.....I would have
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
by 92wastheyear on Mar 11, 2010 2:35 PM PST up reply actions
judging through the use of my head’s eyeballs on my face, the suspicious part of brain tells me James, Lebron may have dabbled as well, and it is only a matter of time until he is outed.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
the only athletes that could get outed that would be a bigger deal, in my opinion, are Tiger and Jeter.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 11, 2010 2:30 PM PST up reply actions
Tom Brady after all his injuries. However football seems to have a different set of standards.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
yeah...football is different.
i don’t think anyone would be that surprised or disillusioned if an NFL guy was shown to do roids. but the best golfer ever and MLB’s golden boy Mr America Jeter? those would be massive stories.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 11, 2010 2:49 PM PST up reply actions
Imagine a year in which both Lebron doesn’t go to the Knicks and Jeter tests positive for PEDs. I would send a search party for NBF and others.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
hahaha....yeah no kidding.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 11, 2010 2:57 PM PST up reply actions
Ridiculous OT in the MAC
Player from Eastern Michigan hits 3 to go up 3 with 9 seconds left. Akron player comes down and with .8 left answers back.
Double OT, on Timmay’s favorite network. I can’t help it, its too strong to avoid.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Son of a Gun
I just spent over an hour in the China-Miller thread. I’m doing laundry and stuff too.
Seriously, I don’t know how some posters here do it. That’s a lot of typing and I was trying hard not to be “that guy”.
i have to log off in 5 minutes and won't be back on until late tonight when I get back from the game
so get your final thoughts in now.
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
have fun, Jake!!
remember, your presence at the arena has no actual bearing on the proceedings….unless you run on the court and tackle someone. If you do this, please make sure it is a Warrior player and, if possible, try to get on the TNT cameras before the cut away and call you “some idiot on the court”. also, moon Craig Sager for me.
enjoy your night!
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 11, 2010 2:54 PM PST up reply actions
rudy would be advised to grow a mustache for this game.
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 11, 2010 2:55 PM PST up reply actions
Rebecca Haarlow is painful to listen to
Firmly in favor of making a coaching change at the end of the season.
Free AK1984
then turn on mute…..
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 11, 2010 2:55 PM PST up reply actions
you’re the only one I know who pays attention to her words rather than her “words”
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 11, 2010 3:17 PM PST up reply actions
Does anyone else want to take this thread into a conversation that could get some people upset or banned?
Yes I do.
No I don’t.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
should portland put batum on monta tonight?
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
couldn’t hurt
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 11, 2010 2:57 PM PST up reply actions
donde vas?
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
*a donde
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
into monta’s knee. or i’m gonna lay on all fours behind him so batum can table top him. hilarity will ensue.
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 11, 2010 3:04 PM PST up reply actions
i’ve often been a vocal proponent of a panty raid.
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 11, 2010 3:28 PM PST up reply actions
EK doesn’t know any other way to get on all fours…
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 11, 2010 3:29 PM PST up reply actions
sixes… don’t ask
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 11, 2010 3:42 PM PST up reply actions
This is kind of random, but
Anyone know where I can buy some incense in Gresham? I’m staying with my aunt for a couple of days and her house smells like wet dog. I checked Rite Aid, Safeway, Tobacco shops, and 7/11. No luck.
Lover of everything Batum.
#88
for a random place, I’d check a small market/convenience store; they seem to have incense…
by EvilKaramazov on Mar 11, 2010 3:18 PM PST up reply actions
a mom and pop
corner store will have incense usuall, not plaid, not seven eleven, also you’ll be able to get a DEA hat, a tostinos pizza, and some lip balm.
did you people know that Conan is gonna be in Eugene?
they only list two ticket levels though and both are package deals. i can’t find where to buy regular seats.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
looks like the night of the 18th is sold out already....
not sure it was worth driving to Seattle for anyway….
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 11, 2010 3:19 PM PST up reply actions
it’s not worth $250. that’s ridiculous.
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
well there are price levels for regular seats too. cheapest one was 37.50 or something, then 57.50 and 75.50. for the seattle show, they had those options to choose from (though they appeared to be sold out.)
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 11, 2010 3:22 PM PST up reply actions
$250????
wow
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
Well he needs the money...
what with only getting a $50 MILLION settlement from NBC.
"I'm a man, but I can change.....if I have to......I guess." - Red Green
by antediluvian on Mar 11, 2010 3:19 PM PST up reply actions
Sprewell is his Accountant
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 11, 2010 3:20 PM PST up reply actions
yeah, but that’s just for packages. they should have regular seats also. i can’t see where to buy those though.
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 11, 2010 3:21 PM PST up reply actions
ah. i’d consider buying one for $37.50. one of my friends LOVES conan
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
yeah, i’d probably have bought one for 37.50 too for the show in Eugene, but oh well. dougall needs to go to the show in Eugene and get a picture with Conan….just imagine that….
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 11, 2010 3:26 PM PST up reply actions
I’m imagining a picture that has no people in it
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Mar 11, 2010 3:29 PM PST up reply actions
im guessing the cheaper ones are sold out
so the packages are all that is left, boo
the few, the proud, the blazers
by HD on Mar 11, 2010 3:39 PM PST up reply actions
Oh, and hello Prez's gf.
I’m a JD noob as well. We can be noobs together.
Lover of everything Batum.
#88
i read this as: we love boobs
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
of course you did, cloudy……of course you did…..
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 11, 2010 4:14 PM PST up reply actions
is there any other way?
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
proBably. at least, i wOuld think anOther way would Be posSible.(!)
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you’re gonna see some serious [stuff].
by DrivetheLane on Mar 11, 2010 4:20 PM PST up reply actions
you guys cath this from hollinger?
Would I take Dallas to beat [Portland] in a series?
No. Not even with home-court advantage, which could prove interesting because they may face each other as the No. 2 and No. 7 seeds in the West. Portland beat the Mavs twice in Dallas already, once without Brandon Roy and twice with Juwan Howard manning the middle. The Blazers arguably also made more impactful deadline additions than the Mavs by trading for Marcus Camby and bringing Nicolas Batum back from injury. The state of Roy’s hamstring is a lingering worry, but that would be the only reason to shift my choice to Dallas. The two sides will meet in Portland on March 25 and again on April 9.
Yeah, Hollinger is based out of Portland and a Non believe in the Mavs though.
Just to keep it in perspective. He’s usually right on with a lot of stuff however. In all honesty, I like our chances vs the Mavs, too.
Lover of everything Batum.
#88
everyone is overratting Dallas based on their record without looking at how lucky they've been in close games
I did a quick run down of their 9-3 record in games decided by 3 points or less and most of the teams they beat in those situations are the under .500 teams. Houston and Portland are 2 of the losses in close games. Many of their wins in those games come against teams like Sac, Phili, Washington and Milwaukee (before their surge).
"In Batum's case he must realize he is very likely the first Blazer to successfully fight over a pick all season..."
-Ben
Plus if you look at their pythagorean W-L record (based on point differential)
they have a lower expected win% than the Blazers.
I would love to beat Dallas in a 2-7 match up
oh man, that would be sweet
"In Batum's case he must realize he is very likely the first Blazer to successfully fight over a pick all season..."
-Ben