Teh Junk - 2/25/10
by fajunga on Feb 25, 2010 2:01 AM PST
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PrintI gots a joke.
Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and sighs emphatically "Man its hot in here
The other muffin screams out "Holy Zach a talking Muffin!"
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K I gots another one
An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup . . .
. . .and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. "I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?"
The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed a season. But one day, he went out in a bit of a hurry, and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun." The doctor continued, "So he was in the woods, and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him! He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and squeezed the handle. And do you know what happened?" the doctor queried.
Dumbfounded, the old man replied, "No."
The doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front of him!"
"That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man. "Someone else must have shot that bear."
"That's kind of what I'm getting at," replied the doctor.
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Those are the only jokes I know.
Do you know any?
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which is kind of like how i felt when i made fun of 92 was the year for being born in 1918
i don’t think he got it.
It was a bit of a stretch Prez-meister
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
by 92wastheyear on Feb 25, 2010 7:21 AM PST up reply actions
how dry do you want it?
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 11:09 AM PST up reply actions
Im gonna make it so dry for you
I’m gonna make my tongue like sandpaper
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 11:20 AM PST up reply actions
I like to do this thing with my hands
CLAP CLAP CLAP
by BlazingTheTrail on Feb 25, 2010 4:02 PM PST up reply actions
The first time I watched it
it hurt me just seeing it
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 5:36 PM PST up reply actions
Men can make babies when super old
If his thingy and shoot, he can make a baby.
Women can’t, but that’s just cause men rock the house.
#52
I remember telemarketing just out of high school,
and I got this 86 year old guy on the other end who had a 6 year old son he was bragging about. He didn’t want my stuff, but he enjoyed the "What fer" about giving advice on not eating any canned foods and such.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
and umbrellas can kill bears… just ask the penguin.
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Feb 25, 2010 9:30 AM PST up reply actions
In the past Timmay has referred to Bringing Down the House as "too urban" for his tastes
Also, in an interview with Willamette Week in 1983, Timmay was quoted as saying—
“I have a crush on Goldie Hawn and she is comedic and sexual dynamite”.
Makes sense that his favorite Steve Martin movie, is only his favorite because of Goldie Hawn as the lead actress.
#52
Have you ever noticed how Goldie Hawn
looks like Kate Hudson….it is amazing really
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
by 92wastheyear on Feb 25, 2010 7:23 AM PST up reply actions
Morti also said you hated "the Jerk"
but I think that comment was deleted, cuz mortimer can’t control his language.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
willamette week was the best part hahaha
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
Also, in an interview with Willamette Week in 1983, Timmay was quoted as saying—
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
I am almost done watching Lucio Fulci's ZOMBIE
It is pretty bad butt, can’t believe I’ve never seen it.
Has two “whoa” moments so far… a scene where a zombie wrestles with a real shark, and a gross scene where a lady gets her eyeball gouged out with some wood. Looked real good, especially for a late 70’s movie.
Made me look it up and it turns out those are real famous scenes I just didn’t know about. I’m glad I didn’t; made them more surprising.
It is available on Netflix’s “watch instantly” thang.
#52
In Europe it's called ZOMBI 2
Because Dawn of the Dead, the original, was called ZOMBI in most of Europe so they named Fulci’s unrelated movie ZOMBI 2 to trick people into thinking it was a sequel to Dawn of the Dead. That’s funny.
#52
I just finished the game, kind a glad Bosh was sidelined. We need some wins.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
It was neighborly of them
A nice “thank you” after they got to win that awesome double overtime game from a few years ago. AND for us letting them have Hedoodoo.
#52
Jack almost impressed me tonight.
I almost shed a tear about my persistent hate of his not knowing where the court is, specifically the out of bounds line.
someone said Hedo was starting to feel a little regret for passing on Portland.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
i think Fulci is someone a friend of mine just told me about.
sounded pretty gross.
by DrivetheLane on Feb 25, 2010 7:59 AM PST up reply actions
I heard Mike Dunleavy's not coaching anyone else right now. That's another option.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
Raptors fans
danny-callahan wrote:
We were outcoachedWe were, and that’s pretty sad considering Nate MacMillan is one of the worst coaches in the NBA.
The Man in the Coffee Beans
The “illusion” is that this is just a picture of coffee beans; but it is not. Can you find a man’s face among the beans? Some say that if you find the man in 3 seconds or less, the right half of your brain may be more well developed than most.
PS: This is not a trick. A man’s face is really hidden among the beans.
Romance me with that Roy rainbow shot which took flight from way beyond the arc and sailed so high that before it came back down to earth sealing the victory, it kissed the rafters and said "You're mine baby."
it took me about 20 secs
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
by 92wastheyear on Feb 25, 2010 7:25 AM PST up reply actions
i can't see anything but coffee beans.
the right half of my brain must be a half-wit
by DrivetheLane on Feb 25, 2010 8:00 AM PST up reply actions
i still can't see it.
i could never do those 3D magic eye things either
by DrivetheLane on Feb 25, 2010 10:21 AM PST up reply actions
oh.
well now i see it immediatelyafter you said that.
now i can’t not see it. haha. i thought it was a hidden image, not an actual object.
by DrivetheLane on Feb 25, 2010 10:26 AM PST up reply actions
hahaha
i thought I was meant to see it on the whole thing, so I was wrinkling my eyes trying to see a magical image thingy
I tried finding it on my phone all day, the picture was too small
I think I got it in about 5-6 seconds on the laptop
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Feb 25, 2010 7:54 PM PST up reply actions
my brain doesnt work
i dont see it
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 11:10 AM PST up reply actions
don't make the same mistake i did.
it is an actual persons head. not one made out of coffee beans like an illusion or a 3d thing. just a picture of a real person’s head. after Timmay told me that, i saw it immediately.
by DrivetheLane on Feb 25, 2010 11:11 AM PST up reply actions
OHHHHHH haha
i see it
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 11:12 AM PST up reply actions
once i knew what i was looking for
i found it in 5 or 10 seconds
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 12:06 PM PST up reply actions
Me and you see the world in layers, in 5-D
These fools see a flat lifeless world devoid of possibilities.
#52
It is cause we have the gift. This is also why we never use statistics in our basketball analysis.
Official Adrian Wojnarowski Hater.
The Ardent Optimist.
You just wanna be like all the rest of the kids
Official Adrian Wojnarowski Hater.
The Ardent Optimist.
But they -SHOW- stuff
Obviously I don’t use ’em as an end-all be-all, but they show truths or confirm things we see with our eyes.
I am pro-stats, and heartily so.
#52
I liked what Morey said. Stats aren’t to make judgments, they’re there to raise the correct questions.
#52 #10 #7
It's a very insightful comment about stats
It’s hard to dislike Morey when I hear stuff like that, even when he employs Luis Scola.
Yeah
It can’t be used as a crutch, or to do the work for you.
It just reveals hidden truths and makes you look at the game from a new angle, in the everlasting search for “why”.
#52
Morey does the best at balancing a feel for the game and using stats. I loved hearing him talk about how stats are misused, it was cool.
#52 #10 #7
Only if you wanna talk about stats
While I pick you up.
Official Adrian Wojnarowski Hater.
The Ardent Optimist.
Heheheh
I like stats, I just don’t like them being used to judge a player’s full impact. I’m glad to hear Morey uses a modified-moneyball technique, knowing that stats can’t tell the full story in the NBA, where you have implicit trust with your on-court teammates in fluid situations.
It sounds like an interesting podcast.
There could hardly be people with a more different day - night rhythm than me and one of my neighbors
Every day at around 5pm they close the blinds. By 7pm they are probably asleep. It’s not like I work hours like Tom, but I’m rarely ever in bed before 1am.
I heard a similar one
An old man goes to confession and tells the priest that he just had sex multiple times with a gorgeous model who is also his wife. The priest tells him it is not really a sin and the old man says, “I know, I’m not even Catholic, I’m Jewish, I’m just telling everyone I can”.
by tominhawaii on Feb 25, 2010 10:14 AM PST up reply actions
im tryin ta find the words to describe this junk, without being disrespectful
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
anyone ever been to the cd-game exchange
on Hawthorne? i’m thinking about going up there this weekend. worth it?
no
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
i'm in DVD buying mode
and it looks like they have a large selection of used stuff. so i thought i’d check i might check it out. but i don’t know that i’d want to drive up there just to be disappointed. i’ll probably go anyway.
i watched a movie last night called The Man Who Laughs. it’s a silent film and was Bob Kane’s inspiration for The Joker. it was a pretty good movie, if you’re interested.
by DrivetheLane on Feb 25, 2010 8:55 AM PST up reply actions
i was in there a couple weeks ago. it’s a few blocks from my casa.
by EvilKaramazov on Feb 25, 2010 9:18 AM PST up reply actions
good selection and prices?
i got a huge list of dvds i want to buy and am looking to pick up some of the older stuff cheap.
by DrivetheLane on Feb 25, 2010 9:28 AM PST up reply actions
i just looked at the games. I wasn’t wowed by it… i don’t know about the movies though… you should have gone to a hollywood video while it was going under.
by EvilKaramazov on Feb 25, 2010 9:29 AM PST up reply actions
not every store went under.
the Hollywood Videos around my area are still up and running. i’ve bought used stuff from there before, to mixed results. luckily, they exchanged stuff for me.
by DrivetheLane on Feb 25, 2010 9:31 AM PST up reply actions
everything was on sale on hawthorne. you could even buy an employee.
by EvilKaramazov on Feb 25, 2010 9:32 AM PST up reply actions
It's alright.
If you’re in the mood to buy DVD’s like you said, you’ll like it.
I'm not saying, I'm just saying.
http://twitter.com/conanobrien
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
Is 266,000 followers in 18 hours any good?
I have 20 followers. I think 6 of them are spam. I need to host a late night talk show.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
clearly he's more popular than lil wayne
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Feb 25, 2010 4:28 PM PST up reply actions
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
LOL at Kelly Dwyer
Portland played 96 minutes of pro basketball in 48 hours, and turned it over nine times. Darren Collison gets that in 32 minutes.
hating advanced stats since 1980
yeah buddy!
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 9:23 AM PST up reply actions
i prefer the stairs, escalators scare me
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
good choice. imagine how germy the handrail on those are!
that’s why escalators scare me because i will not hold onto the handrails and always feel i’ll fall! yuck!
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Feb 25, 2010 4:34 PM PST up reply actions
actually escalators have always freaked me out, cause im terrified of getting my shoelace caught in em or something.
last year i was in the downtown salem mall and this girl fell on the escalator and got her hair caught where the stairs disappear at the bottom. there was so much power in em that she was lifted off of the groundand they had to call the paramedics to get her unstuck. it was freaky.
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
Kevin Smith's "Mallrats"
Jason Smith’s character complains early in the movie that parents keep letting their kids sit and play on the mall escalator, because of how dangerous they are..
Later in the movie, in the background of a scene, you can hear a woman crying out, “Help! My child is caught on the escalator!”, as they ignore the yelling and continue the scene.
Ahhh
I haven’t seen that in forever and don’t like Kevin Smith movies at all :-(
I’m sorry dude, I wasn’t there for you.
#52
i liked zack and miri.
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
I will give it a try when I run out of the hundreds of movies and TV shows I need to watch
I remember liking Chasing Amy, but I was in high school.
#52
They're mostly juvenile humor movies that don't always age well
So don’t get your hopes up too much. I can see why someone wouldn’t enjoy his movies.
yeah i always think of that. u ever go on the escalators at pdx that are just straight and when you get off of em you feel like you’ll fall forward because you were going at a faster pace? lol those scare me!
one time when i was at pioneer place (which those are by far the scariest escalators because there so long and narrow) this older lady was laying at the bottom of one of em and the paramedics were hovering over her. so i assumed she fell.
getting your hair caught reminds me of being in a hot tub because the jets can suck up ur hair! lol now that’s scary!!!!
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Feb 25, 2010 4:54 PM PST up reply actions
I wrote an observational paper once about how, at walmart, people were walking past the push doors for the automatic doors regardless of what they were exiting with. Essentially, people were walking an additional 14 feet to be lazy.
by EvilKaramazov on Feb 25, 2010 9:22 AM PST up reply actions
it's walmart..... what do you expect?
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 9:24 AM PST up reply actions
are you...
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 9:26 AM PST up reply actions
no, this was just a good place to reap a sample of greater scope of the paper, or society, which is, in my opinion a progression towards laziness. The peak of our existence per trends would seem to be a society where we would never have to get up (literally the people from Wall-e)
by EvilKaramazov on Feb 25, 2010 9:27 AM PST up reply actions
your sample size is tainted if you only use one chain of stores
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 9:29 AM PST up reply actions
this was a physical observation. the rest of the paper was render with developments in technology—A large tangible picture giving most weight to my lazy paper.
by EvilKaramazov on Feb 25, 2010 9:31 AM PST up reply actions
I would guess about 1% of the population realizes the automatic door is directly related to the shopping cart.
As in if you aren’t pushing a cart the automatic doorway was not designed for you to walk through slowly, 4 abreast, then stop and ponder whether you left something in your car, and block my egress to the parking lot with my full grocery cart cause I can’t use the regular door idiot!
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Feb 25, 2010 9:31 AM PST via mobile up reply actions 1 recs
I've done that for years at malls
If I see someone walking up to my left, I’ll alter my path and walk all the way to the doors on the right and often times, they will go over to the doors I opened instead of opening the doors in front of them.
by tominhawaii on Feb 25, 2010 10:17 AM PST up reply actions
People are so lazy
Its disgusting. One of the few things that consistently annoys the heck outta me.
Official Adrian Wojnarowski Hater.
The Ardent Optimist.
that is the present.
you’ve been to the blazer games, you’ve seen how it is.
by DrivetheLane on Feb 25, 2010 9:29 AM PST up reply actions
is it true? is it true? oh yes oh yes oh yes it's true-oo, i do i do i do i do-ooo
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 9:31 AM PST up reply actions
I don't like escalators. I have big feet that are longer than the steps on those things.
It’s only a matter of time before I bowl over an unsuspecting, captive group of shoppers in a mall like a bunch of poor Takeshi’s Castle contestants.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
I believe the expression you were looking for is
The Present
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Feb 25, 2010 9:36 AM PST up reply actions
Is that Brock Samson taking the stairs?
by In Walks Rudy on Feb 25, 2010 10:25 AM PST up reply actions
i used to have some of this art on my desktop at home. love it!
by EvilKaramazov on Feb 25, 2010 10:47 AM PST up reply actions
Thursday Morning Playlist
songs with girl’s names edition
i had a major brain fart when i was trying to think of this. i thought i had a bunch of really good ones in my head to stay, but then couldn’t think of any of them off the top of my head except one. it made me really sad.
by DrivetheLane on Feb 25, 2010 9:28 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
#5 only partially qualifies
Lola is a girl’s name but:
but I know what I am and I’m glad I’m a man and so’s Lola
yeah, i know.
it was a joke of sorts. that’s why i said girl’s names, and not just girls.
by DrivetheLane on Feb 25, 2010 9:32 AM PST up reply actions
i would suggest
Even though it’s about 35 years newer than the five you listed, it fits the general aesthetic.
laaaaaaaaaaayla.
you got me on my knees
laaaaaaaaaaaaaayla
im beggin darlin please
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
This.
I’ve always liked Sexy Sadie too. Proud Mary (I know, not really a girl) works too.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
Sexy Sadie is one of my top ten beatles songs
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Feb 25, 2010 10:01 AM PST via mobile up reply actions
d'oh...
this is one of the ones i was trying to think of.
so, 1a
by DrivetheLane on Feb 25, 2010 9:37 AM PST up reply actions
maggie was another one i was trying to think of.
i also remembered Gloria later on.
my girl name songs failed cause i couldn’t remember the best ones and had to settle. except for Allison and Jolene, which are faaaaaantastic.
by DrivetheLane on Feb 25, 2010 2:08 PM PST up reply actions
I hate the implication that athletes are less than pure because they work for money
Like from this idiot
Dream Team Jr. could get by on about $11 million each, couldn’t it? Yeah, they’d take a cut in pay, but they’d get a raise in title runs.
Instead, close your eyes and think about ticker-tape parades, victory cigars and championship rings the size of clementines. Now try to put a price tag on it.
Sure, pride in what you do is more important. But we all freaking work for money. Just because some people make a lot of it doesn’t mean they’re all that different.
http://www.cracked.com/article_18442_5-reasons-founding-fathers-were-kind-dicks_p2.html
interesting article
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
this is good stuff
Also, the framer worship in this country is a little crazy. Just because our system is 200 years old doesn’t make it perfect—it mainly makes it old. And in use of an update.
updates are bad… cause politicians are the selfish Zachs
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Feb 25, 2010 9:50 AM PST up reply actions
Ol' Miss is discussing replacing their current mascot
With Admiral Ackbar
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Feb 25, 2010 10:09 AM PST via mobile reply actions
they’ll probably crush the populist vote. when i was a senior in college, me and my cohorts made a populist demand to get bill murray as the graduation speaker; the college instead presented us with one of the professors… along the way, they tried to detract us with a ballot minus the words of one mr murray. we adopted the write in process by creating our own little box at the bottom of the page… we were still crushed…
by EvilKaramazov on Feb 25, 2010 10:13 AM PST up reply actions
Mancuso hating on Vonn, lol
“Person had one of the worst crashes I have ever seen and walks away on her own. Lindsey hurts the tip of her finger and calls an akia.”
i like the comparison i saw, they are like iceman and maverick in top gun
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
Lake Oswego - Vandalism in pre-packaged pureed tomato form - The Police Blotter
2/16/10 8:29 a.m. A man looked out into his yard and saw a coyote.
2/16/10 10:56 a.m. A domestic dispute between a mother and daughter broke out in a coffee shop. Neither were visibly injured.
2/16/10 7:34 p.m. A woman has constantly been ringing a doorbell at a home where she was told to never come back.
2/17/10 7:12 a.m. A husband chased away a man he found in his car.
2/17/10 10:11 a.m. Former neighbors are suspected of opening a packet of ketchup and putting it on a child’s bedroom window.
2/17/10 10:11 a.m. Drug deals are possibly being made at a convenience store in Lake Grove, because cars keep driving in and out of the location.
2/17/10 3:25 p.m. Dog droppings in his yard have visibly upset a man on Hemlock Street.
2/17/10 6:30 p.m. A shift supervisor at a pizza restaurant has received 20 phone calls over less than three hours from an employee’s ex-boyfriend.
2/17/10 11:06 p.m. A 17-year-old daughter is refusing to return home.
2/18/10 12:07 p.m. There is a problem with juveniles drinking in Greentree Park.
2/18/10 3:19 p.m. A photographer was followed by a man in a red Corvette who was upset by the photo taken of his house.
2/18/10 7:08 p.m. Four skateboarders refused to leave a car wash.
2/18/10 7:41 p.m. A window was smashed out at a restaurant on Meadows Road.
2/18/10 9:35 p.m. Burglary was suspected when a person was seen running away from an apartment complex.
2/19/10 11:06 p.m. An older brother prevented a younger brother from entering a residence and removing their mother.
2/19/10 6:57 p.m. In a prank, a teenager was tied to a stop sign at the intersection of Melrose Street and Westlake Drive.
2/19/10 9:07 p.m. Teens in an elementary school lot were making younger students nervous following an event.
2/20/10 3:50 p.m. Three children were seen retrieving their balls from the roof of an elementary school.
2/20/10 6:45 p.m. A welfare check was made on a woman waving her arms and talking to herself.
2/21/10 6:59 p.m. Several juveniles climbing into a blue Chevy parked at a supermarket were suspected of buying drugs from a suspicion man.
2/21/10 8:06 p.m. A 15-year-old sister who sneaks out of her house and steals may soon be receiving a lecture from police.
2/21/10 10:56 p.m. Three bongs were seized for destruction.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
There is a problem with juveniles drinking in Greentree Park.
the problem is they don’t share.
by DrivetheLane on Feb 25, 2010 10:30 AM PST up reply actions
Some D-League GM must have had a lot of fun putting together this roster for Reno
Rod Benson, DJ Strawberry, Cezary Trybanski, Yaroslav Korolev, Des Farmer & Will Blalock
The dysfunctional creme de la creme of guys who are just a hair not good enough to play in the NBA ;)
He would provide value foot injury depth. After trading away Travis, we are thin in that regard with only Martell and Patty.
Man I hate cold coffee
I poured it like an hour ago and then promptly forgot that I had… now Iv’e got a full cup of freezing cold coffee
by a friend of mine is really good at portraits
is expanding his horizons in art school in vacouver canada
that’s awesome
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
the name sells it. where does this artist live? i want to steal this from them
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
he lives in canada right now
he got to see stephen colbert in vancouver apparently, and took pics of the torch going by his campus
i clicked the open in new window box, but it doesn’t seem to work with the links. fair warning.
by DrivetheLane on Feb 25, 2010 10:52 AM PST up reply actions
z
roy’s dunk on samb
i haven’t changed it in a long time
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
this in a tile pattern
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Feb 25, 2010 10:55 AM PST up reply actions
holy crap the bottom one is incredible
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
the top one is cut off, but it’s totally ridiculous; i found it looking for a painting of someone riding a tiger into battle.
by EvilKaramazov on Feb 25, 2010 11:01 AM PST up reply actions
hahahaha
i’m surprised that’s not your avatar yet
by DrivetheLane on Feb 25, 2010 11:39 AM PST up reply actions
lawl
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 11:40 AM PST up reply actions
can i play too?
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 11:48 AM PST up reply actions
why not flag the miller one?
aren’t we supposed to be loyal to our players? even if we hate them sometimes?
i know one poster here
who really really really won’t like this. you might get a “hiiiiissss” or something.
by DrivetheLane on Feb 25, 2010 11:49 AM PST up reply actions
i know a few
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 11:50 AM PST up reply actions
pretty sure pg will be mad
the mexicans will be mad
if glove ever showed up she’d be mad
rudiculous
in walks rudy
and whoever else
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 11:53 AM PST up reply actions
i love the dough
more than you know
gotta let it show
i love the dough
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 11:55 AM PST up reply actions
i can't believe i'm defending you
but if tom can do it, it then why can’t you? but where do you draw the line?
when people do it to roy
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 11:56 AM PST up reply actions
Brandon Roy is Selfish
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Feb 25, 2010 12:00 PM PST up reply actions
roy doesn’t believe in a economic system whereby goods and services are exchanged on a for-profit basis
by EvilKaramazov on Feb 25, 2010 12:02 PM PST up reply actions
does anyone?
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 12:03 PM PST up reply actions
i’ll tell you, if you agree to pay me.
by EvilKaramazov on Feb 25, 2010 12:08 PM PST up reply actions
ill pay you
if you give me a ps3
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 12:08 PM PST up reply actions
copy cat
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Feb 25, 2010 12:04 PM PST up reply actions
wax impression
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Feb 25, 2010 12:08 PM PST up reply actions
turned to stone
in front of a castle in Narnia
by DrivetheLane on Feb 25, 2010 12:15 PM PST up reply actions
don't be too confused, Elgin.
mine and EK’s ideas on literary theory are far to diverse for us to be the same person. those differences will be the wedge which eventually drives us to hand-to-hand combat. i’m currently honing by skills with edged weapons.
by DrivetheLane on Feb 25, 2010 12:48 PM PST up reply actions
don’t believe him—he’s honing his skills for talking about what it might be like to have knife skills, if he was say, freud, or karl marx. i on the other hand, will go into the desert with nothing but the blade i plan on putting dtl under.
by EvilKaramazov on Feb 25, 2010 12:56 PM PST up reply actions
knife?
the edged weapons i was talking about are hatchets and the extend-able sharpened bumper on my fightin’ car.
flee in to the desert if you must, but my fightin’ car will find you. it has air conditioning. and a CD player.
by DrivetheLane on Feb 25, 2010 1:01 PM PST up reply actions
He can do it
Tom catches flak. So should Marvin.
Official Adrian Wojnarowski Hater.
The Ardent Optimist.
rudy hater
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
i hate him soooooooooo much
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 11:50 AM PST up reply actions
This is great.
Batum brings the doom.
by The Running Man on Feb 26, 2010 12:46 AM PST up reply actions
mac*fan.boy
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 12:12 PM PST up reply actions
It's one of my favorite pictures. I love the composition, and that it's beautiful but not distracting at all.
Even mountain scenes get distracting a bit, since then I have a blue title bar.
King Crimson "Lizard" album cover
Look at the I in Crimson. From left to right, you’ll see George, Paul, John, and Ringo. – Elgin
GOP in HD
a beautiful photo of rudy!
it’s actually his FB fan page photo
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Feb 25, 2010 4:36 PM PST up reply actions
what else
Awesomeness (ô'səm-nes)
1. n. Something that inspires awe
2. n. Nicolas Batum
by thomasikehara on Feb 26, 2010 2:02 PM PST up reply actions
So those of you with ps3's
what are good games that yall have played?
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 10:53 AM PST reply actions
mw2, mgs4, god of war collection, both uncharted games
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
mmmmmmk
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 10:55 AM PST up reply actions
I just got rid of my ps3...
I’m still said about it, but it I played it a little to much. Now I’ve just got a stupid xbox360.
by In Walks Rudy on Feb 25, 2010 10:56 AM PST up reply actions
what games did you play?
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 10:59 AM PST up reply actions
MOD1 & 2, Metal Gear 4, Uncharted, ... basically the same as cloudy
And the new Batman was pretty bad ass.
by In Walks Rudy on Feb 25, 2010 11:01 AM PST up reply actions
COD not MOD lol
man i’m messing up everything today… thank you oxycodine (however thats spelled)
by In Walks Rudy on Feb 25, 2010 11:02 AM PST up reply actions
both Resistance games
the force unleashed was really fun
you already know about nba 2k10
by DrivetheLane on Feb 25, 2010 11:01 AM PST up reply actions
i play the ratchet and clank series, dragon age, some of the legos games.
by EvilKaramazov on Feb 25, 2010 11:03 AM PST up reply actions
lego batman is surprisingly fun
iv’e got that on xbox though
by In Walks Rudy on Feb 25, 2010 11:03 AM PST up reply actions
alright im looking at craigslist and i want your opinions on which would be the best buy
Number 1: 80gig/5 games 380 bucks
Hardly used ps3. I’ve had this playstation for about 8 months now and never play it.. Don’t have any blue rays and just am not really into playstation. Comes with one dualshock 3 controller, 5 games: Metal gear solid 4, burnout paradise, gran turismo 5, MX bs ATV untamed and NBA 2k8.
All games in great condition.
Number 2: 120gig slim 240 bucks
I am looking to sell my ps3 120 gig slim. It works and looks like new, I just dont have have the time to play it anymore. Come with all hookups, and 1 dualshock 3 wireless controller. You are welcome to test it out before buying. Thanks
Number 3: 80gig/5games 299 bucks
Sony Playstation 3 80 GB hard drive. Excellent condition, only used twice. Five games, Dirt, Grid, Motor Storm, Nascar 08 and Formula One. Wireless controller and all cables. $299.00. Please call 503-665-9767 or reply to this email.
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 11:03 AM PST up reply actions
lol should have left out the phone number on the last one
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 11:04 AM PST up reply actions
get a 60gig they can play the old games
the new “slim” ones cannot
by In Walks Rudy on Feb 25, 2010 11:05 AM PST up reply actions
i'd go with the first option
and see if they’ll take less money. offer like 320 or something. cause you’ll have to buy another controller or something. unless you really don’t like any of those games, then get the 2nd one.
by DrivetheLane on Feb 25, 2010 11:05 AM PST up reply actions
id prob only play mgs4
maybe GT5
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 11:06 AM PST up reply actions
those are both 20 buck games i believe; i’d just break down, buy a new slim.
by EvilKaramazov on Feb 25, 2010 11:06 AM PST up reply actions
yeah buddy but i only got 400 to spend right now
just testin my options
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 11:08 AM PST up reply actions
have you looked at game crazy or game stop for used ones?
by DrivetheLane on Feb 25, 2010 11:09 AM PST up reply actions
nah i was thinkin about doin that
or just hittin fred meyer to see whats up over there
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 11:09 AM PST up reply actions
last time i was there, they put the cocoa puffs on the top shelf. i suppose you could say they were ’what’s up’
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
did you have to ask a tall person to reach them for you?
by DrivetheLane on Feb 25, 2010 11:14 AM PST up reply actions
who do you think i am, danny devito?
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
i thought you were rick moranis?
he’s short too. i’ve never seen you so i wouldn’t know.
by DrivetheLane on Feb 25, 2010 11:15 AM PST up reply actions
im about 5’7"
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
i see.
so you have to stand on your tiptoes to reach the cocoa puffs?
(i think i’m between 5’8" and 5’9"…i can’t remember.)
by DrivetheLane on Feb 25, 2010 11:17 AM PST up reply actions
i scaled the shelf
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
impressive
you must really be cuckoo for cocoa puffs
by DrivetheLane on Feb 25, 2010 11:19 AM PST up reply actions
sell your plasma; trade yer xbox games in for store credit.
by EvilKaramazov on Feb 25, 2010 11:10 AM PST up reply actions
yeah.
trading the games is a good idea. especially if there are ones you don’t play anymore.
by DrivetheLane on Feb 25, 2010 11:10 AM PST up reply actions
lol im gonna get my xbox fixed by my friend for free
and im not tryin to sell my tv cause then wtf would i play the ps3 on?
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 11:11 AM PST up reply actions
ohhhhhhh haha
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 11:14 AM PST up reply actions
`
oh my
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
both times i gave blood, i almost passed out
dont think i could do the plama donating
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 11:15 AM PST up reply actions
there are other things you could donate instead.
by DrivetheLane on Feb 25, 2010 11:16 AM PST up reply actions
i could sell my kidney
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 11:17 AM PST up reply actions
Depends what you want, I know the 80 gig is backwards compatible
And the old fat ones allow you to partition the harddrive and install a seperate operating system which allows you to use the ps3 as a standalone desktop. The new slim won’t let you do this. So did you have second thoughts about the ps2? It’s cool if you do, I would reccomend the ps3 as it is much more than a game system. The bluray player with 7.1 surround sound and the ability to stream 1080p HD netflix right to your tv makes it worth having, plus it plays games.
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Feb 25, 2010 2:41 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
idk im sooooooo confused
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 5:37 PM PST up reply actions
Shockingly, Dave's article on Rudy has much more pleasant comments underneath
Also, it’s increasingly obvious that Spanish observers are not a big fan of Nate, and by proxy, the Blazers these days.
I heard they were still mad about our victory in the Spanish American war… and by proxy did not like Nate for his ancestors Irish involvement
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Feb 25, 2010 10:59 AM PST up reply actions
the gasols are the only NBA spaniards who really are good at D
rudy could be, he is better this year
so you think it goes back further… to the Anglo Spanish war and the Irish’s defense of their homeland from the offensive minded Spaniards?
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Feb 25, 2010 11:02 AM PST up reply actions
i touched his sword
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
I bet you did…
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Feb 25, 2010 11:02 AM PST up reply actions
i did.
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
was it a broad sword?
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Feb 25, 2010 11:05 AM PST up reply actions
it’s whatever he used during the movie.
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
did it show signs of shrinkage from either age or steroid use?
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Feb 25, 2010 11:07 AM PST up reply actions
nope. same ol sword.
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
it’s on display in the office
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
so you’re saying he used a prosthesis?
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Feb 25, 2010 11:10 AM PST up reply actions
that is the elixir I was seeking.
#52 #10 #7
by Cablinasian on Feb 25, 2010 11:04 AM PST up reply actions
Thank god there's someone here with taste
I ♥ Julie Chu
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Feb 25, 2010 11:18 AM PST up reply actions
i don’t know, noice! is very close to noise! … don’t trust anyone… anyone, you hear me!
by EvilKaramazov on Feb 25, 2010 11:20 AM PST up reply actions
They’ve got some damn good music. How does Rome sound on vox?
Official Adrian Wojnarowski Hater.
The Ardent Optimist.
this second statement is very confusing for me, in a good way. i don’t drink vox, but next time i get drunk, i’m gonna insist on asking my peers “how romes sounds?!”
by EvilKaramazov on Feb 25, 2010 11:22 AM PST up reply actions
EK you are very close to Debbie Downer status!
Official Adrian Wojnarowski Hater.
The Ardent Optimist.
let’s split a bottle and talk about it:
ROME! (and i mean it in a classical sense)
by EvilKaramazov on Feb 25, 2010 11:26 AM PST up reply actions
well it's not that i didn't listen to sublime
but replacing personnel sometimes just doesn’t seem right? i dunno…
mgmt is solid music
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
by cloudydays on Feb 25, 2010 11:15 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
rec
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 11:15 AM PST up reply actions
espesh this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmZexg8sxyk
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 11:16 AM PST up reply actions
ive been on a cudi + mgmt binge this morning
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
good boy
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 11:18 AM PST up reply actions
i dont need your approval, mr solo dolo
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
all good giiiirl!!!!!!!!!!!
get it shawty!
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 11:24 AM PST up reply actions
The house that Rasheed lived in is still for sale
I wonder if he ever sold it, and someone else has re-listed it.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
nice place
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 11:21 AM PST up reply actions
no
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 11:24 AM PST up reply actions
THATS NOT A REAL PREDATOR!
THE REAL ONE IS CLOAKED AND ABOUT TO KILL YOU.
Official Adrian Wojnarowski Hater.
The Ardent Optimist.
So far, Scottie has taken over a million in losses in his home
18,000 square feet. Holee cow.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
The insides are a vision of Spanish basketball. Flair, flamboyancy, beauty, power, grace, and motion!
I get the paper, so I don't care!
hahhaha
i doubt it. It’s probably too big, tacky, tasteless, ugly, weak, etc…. nothing to do with Spanish basketball!
it’s tiny, you couldn’t even house ants in it!
by EvilKaramazov on Feb 25, 2010 2:15 PM PST up reply actions
dang that's freakin nice!
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Feb 25, 2010 4:38 PM PST up reply actions
i don't think those 3 guys on one team would work.
too many roosters in the henhouse
by DrivetheLane on Feb 25, 2010 11:35 AM PST up reply actions
i think they would
lebron and wade are both willing passers
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 11:36 AM PST up reply actions
I’m enough of a Homer to think that a healthy Oden/Roy/Batum/LMA could challenge them in a playoff series
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Feb 25, 2010 11:42 AM PST up reply actions
I think we could challenge anyone with that lineup
Granted we couldn’t stop them… But they couldn’t stop us either.
Official Adrian Wojnarowski Hater.
The Ardent Optimist.
ODEN SMASH
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Feb 25, 2010 11:45 AM PST up reply actions
or baron davis
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 12:18 PM PST up reply actions
ohk
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 12:22 PM PST up reply actions
They should sell that hat
I wouldn’t buy it because I’d look like a turd with a hat with ammo on it, but it’s a sweet hat.
#52
you are so jealous of rudy!
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Feb 25, 2010 4:39 PM PST up reply actions
Interesting!
The entrepreneur, who co-founded “Microsoft” with Bill Gates, lives here. His main home is on Mercer Island (WA) and is mapped on this site. This was also the house where film star Rock Hudson died of AIDS.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
that was funny
at least know we know all about Ol’ Smokey.
by DrivetheLane on Feb 25, 2010 11:55 AM PST up reply actions
The Grizzlies have assigned Thabeet to their D-League team in Dakota
Another great draft pick by the most dysfunctional owner and GM combo ;)
more like
Thabeast!!!!!
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 12:21 PM PST up reply actions
AK sighting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:(
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 12:26 PM PST up reply actions
Dwight=hater says:
February 25, 2010 at 7:38 am
AK…where are you going to spread your hate now? Enjoy life in your parents basement, while I enjoy watching Bayless continue to improve.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
weird, everyone knows AK lives with his Grandfather
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Feb 25, 2010 12:50 PM PST up reply actions
nope… cause it’s the truth
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Feb 25, 2010 6:37 PM PST up reply actions
Well sure but I mean it didn’t have anything to do with the basketball stuff..
Official Adrian Wojnarowski Hater.
The Ardent Optimist.
yup, it was Ad Hominy
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Feb 25, 2010 6:48 PM PST up reply actions
I know that AK doesn't like to hang his clothes in his closet that often.
Instead he washes it and leaves the everyday stuff in the dryer.
Prior to getting in the shower he starts the dryer to unwrinkle his clothes.
When he’s finished he just goes to the dryer and picks up a clean shirt.
22 year old born and raised in hillsboro!!!!!
i miss him so
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 12:27 PM PST up reply actions
ODENISGOD!!!
my life is complete!
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
rhymes with penis
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Feb 25, 2010 12:35 PM PST up reply actions
looks like dwight got
told on his own blog. haha
by DrivetheLane on Feb 25, 2010 12:35 PM PST up reply actions
It happens to Dwight more often than not.
You know what’s awesome??? Thinking your point through before posting it on a blog and defending your stance regardless if you’re right or not.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
I don't completely disagree with Dwight, though.
Changes to the current structure will have to be made for Rudy to stay on this team past his current contract. Him playing well is not going to solve absolutely everything.
Yes! Yes! In the face!
I like watching the Thunder, but ESPN's TrueHoop blogger covering the team (Dailythunder) fails at history
KD is all business and he won’t have to mess with greedy owners or dumb GMs in OKC.
I do not believe that OKC thinks there are actually 49 other states… There’s Texas, and Oklahoma, and then everbocy else that screws things up for them
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Feb 25, 2010 12:35 PM PST up reply actions
cmon
only mr snake so far. we need mas.
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 12:40 PM PST up reply actions
s
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 12:47 PM PST up reply actions
ew
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 12:47 PM PST up reply actions
<3’s
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 12:47 PM PST up reply actions
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Feb 25, 2010 12:46 PM PST up reply actions
hater
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 12:49 PM PST up reply actions
#10, #21, #52
Pie Doesn't Win Championships, Cake Wins Championships
by The Arkitect on Feb 25, 2010 12:53 PM PST up reply actions
you’re just trying to piss me off aren’t you…..
by DrivetheLane on Feb 25, 2010 1:03 PM PST up reply actions
na, but i did see it; and it was better than what i expected going in. half way through the 3-d previews i thought to myself, if you came to one of these, drunk without the glasses, it’d be a crazy ride with everything being blurry plus the alcohol vision. i’d probably get the spins…
by EvilKaramazov on Feb 25, 2010 1:05 PM PST up reply actions
hm...
i thought i had really low expectations, but maybe they were still too high….
by DrivetheLane on Feb 25, 2010 1:07 PM PST up reply actions
visually it was pretty interesting—which i define as not feeling awkward at any point. If the environment would have been cheesy, too much, etc, it would have left me thinking “that was awkward” which didn’t happen.
In lord of the rings, when aragorn goes over the edge, almost drowns and has this ‘romantic vision’ i thought, “that was really awkward (and not tolkien)”
by EvilKaramazov on Feb 25, 2010 1:10 PM PST up reply actions
i see what you mean.
i didn’t find the visuals awkward, but i didn’t find them interesting either. it wasn’t anything spectacular that I haven’t seen before. like the floating mountain things that they were hoping were so impactful….reminded me of Howl’s Moving Castle kinda. nothing in Avatar had near the impact that seeing that first brontosaurus, or whatever it was, in Jurassic Park had. maybe there are other reasons for that (dinosaur childhood fascinations or something), but maybe not.
by DrivetheLane on Feb 25, 2010 1:14 PM PST up reply actions
I saw a license plate the other day that said "bukake"
It was a nice golden Mercedes with customer wheels. I was on my way to the beach so I couldn’t take a photo of it because I had no phone.
who would want THAT as their license plate?
what’s the over/under on how many Bedgers go google the word bukake?
hating advanced stats since 1980
lol
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 1:02 PM PST up reply actions
one time this drunk girl tried to get me to race husband in his mazda speed 3
i said what’s it got? her response “idk but it’s a SPEED 3! its gotta be fast. A SPEED 3!”
luckily for them her pride, her husband was passed out.
the few, the proud, the blazers
by HD on Feb 25, 2010 1:50 PM PST up reply actions
A little perspective on how second-guessing happens to every team.
Brandon Roy made his annual visit to Toronto and the second-guessing soon ensued.
It was inevitable as it was unavoidable.
What if the Raptors had taken Roy with the first overall pick in 2006, instead of Andrea Bargnani?
We never really think about it. They think about it every time Brandon is on TV or the news.
(PRS is a great site, thanks for the link)
loltimberwolves
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 1:07 PM PST up reply actions
the world of “what-if’s” is a dark and cold place.
by EvilKaramazov on Feb 25, 2010 1:11 PM PST up reply actions
I’m sure you can make arguments why Bargnani was the right pick over Roy. Like…um…help me…anyone…Bueller?
Sometimes folks think we have it bad
Imagine if they had Bosh and Brandon Roy, with some of their complementary players.
Every team has regrets, unless they keep getting sweetheart trades.
I’m sure the Lakers constantly think “dammit, we could have had Varejao instead of Vujacic”. Or…something like that.
im sure blazers fans constantly think “dammit, we could have had KD instead of Oden”
or something like that
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
espn gets pwnd
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWDY3TglDDw
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 1:13 PM PST reply actions
funny, i guess it was a howard stern prank, here’s another
by EvilKaramazov on Feb 25, 2010 1:23 PM PST up reply actions
Somehow, I don't think we'll hear as much about this in the media as we do about Oden
Hasheem Thabeet to be assigned to the D-League
Yes! Yes! In the face!
happens to the best of us....
at least you weren’t the 3rd or 4th person to post it. that’s happened too.
by DrivetheLane on Feb 25, 2010 1:27 PM PST up reply actions
ben’s new article/interview is interesting
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
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#52
KP learning from the best: The Spurs currently have the following unsigned draft picks
Sergei Karaulov, a 7’1" center out of Uzbekistan, drafted 57th in 2004. Plays on a little-know team in Russia with J.R. Bremer. Likely will never see the NBA.
Viktor Sanikidze, 42nd pick in 2004, SF/PF from Georgia, 23. He plays with Petteri. The dude can dunk hard and has NBA talent.
Robertas Javtokas, 56th pick in 2001, a Lithuanian 6’11" PF/C, 29. Very athletic and strong enough to play post in the NBA, very experienced. Somewhat unlikely that he will come over, he has a nice contract in Russia after playing in Greece.
Tiago Splitter, 28th pick in 2007, 6’11" Brazilian-Spanic C/PF, 25. Arguably the best one in Europe, at least top 3. Will likely come over next season when his contract in Spain expires, if the Spurs make him a decent offer.
James Gist, 57th pick in 2008, 23, 6’9" PF playing for Maryland in college, now in Russia. NBA chances unclear.
Nando De Colo, 53rd pick in 2009, 6’5" PG/SG, 22, another great late draft steal and a nice complement (or replacement?) for Tony Parker. Currently plays with Victor Claver in Valencia.
i dont think tiago splitter is real
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
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#52
i know
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#52
Splitter is basically their ace in the hole
If Splitter doesn’t acclimate to the NBA like they hope, their window will close all the quicker.
Look at these random photos
A real blond
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Funny Kids
I am hands down the greatest Blazers fan on Blazersedge.
oh my....
(at the 2nd link)
the first link was blocked by my work
by DrivetheLane on Feb 25, 2010 1:50 PM PST up reply actions
The first link is a scary blond woman wearing a lot of pink and driving a pink Corvette
I am hands down the greatest Blazers fan on Blazersedge.
Before I read through
let me just say this.
Everytime I read someone’s comment justifying Portland’s poor offense on the fact that BRoy is “legit” I throw up a little… no player justifies playing a stagnant crappy offense. Maybe it’s just that I enjoy more the european’s ideal of good ball movement. I’ve been watching Barça in the Copa del Rey and it is a joy to watch… it’s just beautiful and I’m a Real Madrid fan for crying out loud! I wish the blazers had better sets. Please! It’s not that hard! I don’t understand what goes through the coaching team’s minds :(
But what’s much more important… how’s everyone today?
by fanfaraway on Feb 25, 2010 1:45 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
hehehe
funny. This kinda happened to me today. All the lights broke in one of Madrid’s main arteries and I was stuck in the bus for an extra 20 mins or so.
How dare you question our coaching staff.
We’ve won more games every season they’ve been here. And Nate coaches for Team USA!
I suspect you don't actually believe this
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
by 92wastheyear on Feb 25, 2010 1:49 PM PST up reply actions
Dude, the announcers on ESPN totally respect him.
Do you think you’re smarter than KP and the guys announcing on ESPN? Those guys are experts!
I mean, that Team USA roster basically coaches itself. You could even have let Kidd or Kobe call the substitutions.
“Guys, crush that team! Go! Go! Go!”
Everyone: Okay boss!
what is ball movement?
i heard someone say “pick and roll” the other day. i was confused.
i’m doing well. how are you? did you receive your high marks on your exams yet?
by DrivetheLane on Feb 25, 2010 1:52 PM PST up reply actions
you're in love with everyone, aren't you?
are you by chance a fan of the show Big Love?
hating advanced stats since 1980
no....i've only seen that show a couple times
and it didn’t get my attention.
your first question makes me laugh on the inside.
by DrivetheLane on Feb 25, 2010 1:55 PM PST up reply actions
i am very well.
I have to work tomorrow but I finish at 2.30 and I have a pretty fun weekend planned.
I only have to hear about one last exam, but I’m fairly certain about the result, so I think I can safely say that I aced them all… yay!!
awesome!
congratulations on the marks. i hope your weekend is as fun as you planned it to be…..
by DrivetheLane on Feb 25, 2010 2:02 PM PST up reply actions
the sad part is that I think Nate is a better offensive coach than he is a defensive coach
He is a good motivator and a good leader, but his Xs and Os are in the bottom 3rd of the NBA.
Free AK1984
i am coming around to the whole "Nate might need to leave" idea.
i think he could be an excellent assistant coach, but being a head coach just might not work.
by DrivetheLane on Feb 25, 2010 1:55 PM PST up reply actions
Everytime I read a comment complaining about our poor offense I throw up a little inside
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 2:09 PM PST up reply actions
haha wtf
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 2:12 PM PST up reply actions
idk if thats a good thing or a bad thing
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 5:38 PM PST up reply actions
lickety brindle
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
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#52
i felt like I had the right to complain
seeing as I hadn’t said ANYTHING until now. I have not been beating dead horses, seeing as I don’t even use a whip on live ones!
of course you have every right to be sick of the complaints as well, but I don’t agree with you about the Rudy business. I loved Trav and I thought Steve wasn’t all that good, but I still think he’s great!
I will kill you all
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by The Arkitect on Feb 25, 2010 2:57 PM PST up reply actions
Don't worry
Most see whatcha see. You can have an offense that takes advantage of Roy’s offensive abilities and doesn’t have everyone else stand around.
We need offensive changes no matter what.
#52
you’re first Morti-muerte
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by The Arkitect on Feb 25, 2010 3:06 PM PST up reply actions
what sort of offense most effectively utilizes a playmaking 2, like roy/wade?
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#52
Iso
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by The Arkitect on Feb 25, 2010 3:08 PM PST up reply actions
I am not an offensive scheme expert at all
But there is no reason to have such a stagnant offense, iso or no iso.
Last season it appears we had a lot more sets that involved movement off the ball, not always setting Roy up at the top of the key, but setting him up in the high post and letting him read and react with the cutters. Cablinasian and others have pointed out the LMA based sets that had a similar two-man game with Blake. Now, we pass in the ball, and stand. Let LMA do his thing while everyone else stands, and since LMA isn’t a iso-dynamo like Roy, it often doesn’t work. And then he passes it back out since he doesn’t like to force shots, and we got 8 seconds on the shot block.
Iso will always be a part of every NBA team with a good iso player. It DOES work.
But there also needs to be more movement off the ball to create open shots, get guys moving, have more of a FLOW. Emphasizing long twos, no matter how open they are, is a mistake.
But, knowing different offenses is a huge weakness of mine, HOWEVER to me it is easy to see we need more MOVEMENT. All over. Way too much standing around, and making us easy to guard. We got the movers, we got the passers (Roy, Rudy, Batum, Dre, Oden, all very good passers). It doesn’t have to be so ugly.
#52
I think the sets are still there… just not executed as well due to lack of familiarity among the players (both with each other and with the system)
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Similar thing with the long 2’s at the end of the shot clock, no one looks like they want to shoot earlier because everyone is concerned about playing nice with each other, and no one wants to look like the selfish guy jacking up shots and not passing (except Roy… cause he’s selfish)
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by The Arkitect on Feb 25, 2010 3:22 PM PST up reply actions
we definitely aren’t running flex this year, and we did some last year. Our offense is different.
#52 #10 #7
ok, I guess a clearer way of putting it would be: I agree, but I just am not sure how much of that is due to the players and how much is due to the system
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by The Arkitect on Feb 25, 2010 4:59 PM PST up reply actions
this is an interesting thought. although the argument would be that we played three rookies last year.
another part of the argument could be that injuries have screwed with the sets we wanted to run on offense
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
yeah, I don’t think Nate’s blameless, personally I think injuries have screwed with our rotation enough that it’s been next to impossible to adjust on the fly every time… I don’t expect a coach to change the offense every 5 games… so it makes sense that it would be simpler because this season he doesn’t know who he has from night to night
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by The Arkitect on Feb 25, 2010 5:05 PM PST up reply actions
maybe he had flex sets specficially desgined for oden, and he planned on running sets through him more and more throughout the year? we just don’t know, and it’s why nate will have another year to do his thing
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
the flex sets we employed last year was mostly used to get the ball to Brandon in the mid-post or to get LMA position. Oden was rarely involved.
I’d expect motion sets to accomodate a post player like Oden.
#52 #10 #7
tomato tomahto..
my point is that it’s hard to say how our offense would have developed if oden was healthy, so as a result nate gets another chance
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
this probably has some merit.. adjusting to life without Oden is easier than adjusting to an ever changing collection of wing players though… especially when each has their own strengths. we don’t have a lot of players with duplicate skill sets
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by The Arkitect on Feb 25, 2010 5:08 PM PST up reply actions
also, we saw a complete inability to integrate Oden into the offense. If his plan was a lot of sets for Greg, we sure didn’t seem them.
#52 #10 #7
1/4 of the season is a pretty small sample size
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by The Arkitect on Feb 25, 2010 5:11 PM PST up reply actions
not too small of sample size to realize that we barely tried to go to him, and struggled when we did try. It wasn’t like Oden was the focus of our offense and it fell through, he was ignored most of the time.
#52 #10 #7
your memory of the early season differs from mine
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by The Arkitect on Feb 25, 2010 5:15 PM PST up reply actions
do we need to go back through the BE or Olive archives? There was enormous drama about how Oden was ignored on a lot of nights. He was absolutely not an offensive focal point.
#52 #10 #7
there’s a big range between ignored and focal point… I think he falls somewhere in there. Oden was not looked to to be our primary scorer if that’s what you mean
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by The Arkitect on Feb 25, 2010 5:18 PM PST up reply actions
didn’t Nate say at the start of the year, “we want rebounding and defense, his offense isn’t that important right now.”
I am nearly positive he said something to that effect.
#52 #10 #7
your right, but that doesn’t mean he wasn’t integrated… just means he wasn’t the focal point
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by The Arkitect on Feb 25, 2010 5:21 PM PST up reply actions
I was responding to this point
maybe he had flex sets specficially desgined for oden, and he planned on running sets through him more and more throughout the year? we just don’t know, and it’s why nate will have another year to do his thing
and I think it’s clear that Nate viewed Oden as more a garbage man first, than a scorer.
#52 #10 #7
I viewed that more as using Oden as a passer in the high post than looking to him to score… but maybe I read too much into it
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by The Arkitect on Feb 25, 2010 5:24 PM PST up reply actions
I am having trouble envisioning Greg in the high post. I’m sure it’s happened…. but I really can’t remember that.
#52 #10 #7
I meant in the futures… it didn’t happen with any regularity… anyhow, we’ve gone too far astray
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by The Arkitect on Feb 25, 2010 5:28 PM PST up reply actions
He was there every once in a while
Remember a FT line jumper or two?
He usually passed it off, it wasn’t really for him to do something from.
#52
I remember him getting the ball at the top of the circle, then dribbling in when no one guarded him. That was cool.
#52 #10 #7
Marty and Rudy should do those dribbling exercises we saw video of Oden doing before his draft
He’s actually a better ballhandler than Rudy and Martell, as far as control. I don’t want him dribbling it up the court, but he could dribble.
#52
We did start trying to use him more pretty quickly though
Once it became clear the he was good against real NBA bigs.
Even with the practice where they spent lots of time practicing passes into LMA and Oden, it was easy to see that we wanted to go to Oden more but our players struggled to do it.
He can definitely be incorporated more, and he will be no matter who we got coaching. But Roy and Blake did a pretty poor job just passing to a wide open dunking big.
#52
his usage went way up, with the note that it was due quite a bit to his o-reebing.
The fact is, we didn’t really clear room for him. We just kinda gave him the same looks LMA got, posting on the weakside with the man at the angle and the other three on the strong side.
#52 #10 #7
Oden did okay on the post isos
But there are easier ways to put him in a finishing position to just DUNK it.
He can be iso’d better than LMA though, because he can pass and can’t be guarded and you HAVE to double him.
#52
About his usage
Why would it go UP due to his offensive rebounding?
That has stayed constant.
It makes his usage look higher than it is OVERALL, but it wouldn’t explain a bump in his usage. He was always a consistent offensive boarder.
#52
but maybe nate saw oden’s role evolving as the season went on?
we are traversing in a world of ‘what ifs’, and as ek said, it’s a cold and dark place
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
and if you want to just look at the basic umbrella of what we run, it’s easily one of the most basic offenses in the league. It’s not like we are trimming it down because of personnel to make it simple, it’s just flat basic.
#52 #10 #7
but efficient, thanks to having awesome rebounders (or at least it was at one point)
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
I don’t think it’s as simple as you make it out to be… but in general NBA teams use simpler sets than say college teams due to a lack of practice time
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by The Arkitect on Feb 25, 2010 5:09 PM PST up reply actions
It kinda is that simple. There are a few umbrellas of offenses, and we run a zone offense. It is extremely simplistic.
Teams like the Spurs, Lakers, and Utah run very complex offenses.
#52 #10 #7
we’ll agree to disagree for now… I’m gonna put in some time analyzing the offense and see if it’s post worthy… cause lots of people say it’s simple, but it feels like one of those things that has been said so much people just accept it as fact
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by The Arkitect on Feb 25, 2010 5:16 PM PST up reply actions
AK is rolling in his grave.
It is a zone offense predicated upon overloading one side of the floor and swinging the ball to attain a mismatch. Thus we see the pick and roll out top with the man in the strongside corner, and the two men on the weakside in most of our zone sets. The key is isolation, forcing the opposing defense to break, and then rotating the ball around to find the weakness.
Proving that it isn’t simple compared to flex or motion offenses will be very difficult.
#52 #10 #7
I don’t think we strictly run a “zone” offense though… is there some quote with Nate saying we run “X”?
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by The Arkitect on Feb 25, 2010 5:22 PM PST up reply actions
most of what we run is off the zone offense. We have a few sets that are different, but really, it’s all in the same framework.
AK is about to die, he would be talking about the same sets Nate’s been running for ten years.
#52 #10 #7
I guess I don’t understand what you mean by a zone offense… what I understand to be a zone offense is an offense designed to exploit the weak points of a zone defense (which our offense doesn’t do)
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by The Arkitect on Feb 25, 2010 5:29 PM PST up reply actions
no, a zone offense is just like a flex offense or a motion offense. The fact that it shares the “zone” moniker with the defense is not particularly relevant.
#52 #10 #7
ok, so beyond AK saying it’s a zone offense, where would one find examples which clearly indicate that the offense Nate employs is a zone offense? a quick google search reveals nothing other than “zone offenses” designed to combat a zone defense
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by The Arkitect on Feb 25, 2010 5:39 PM PST up reply actions
i value your opinion, what do you think of what i said about lma?
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
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#52
about it being an instinctual thing?
the second option on that play is for the guy playing the 3 in the offense to cut around LMA, but he just isn’t a good enough passer to make it super effective. So I think it’s a good point in that we need to make it as simple as possible for LMA, because he’s a lot better when he doesn’t think.
I think high-low stuff with Camby like in the first few minutes against Jersey might be good as well.
#52 #10 #7
i didnt see that with camby.
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
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#52
THAT was nice, I forgot about that
It was quick hitting too, like we had done it before.
LMA gets behind his man, pass to Camby, over the top, easy score. It was nice!
#52
i feel like we saw that before last year with greg and lma a couple times, but we stopped doing it
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
They tried it in Oden's summer league, too
Hopefully something like that can work… leave LMA alone too much, he cans the jumper, or Oden seals his man and gets the lob.
I hope LMA can make that pass regularly. He’s a CAREFUL passer, which is nice since most bigs are turnover crazy, but he isn’t a GOOD passer. Not bad, but not good.
#52
well see, that’s what I thought we ran… but you kept saying zone… it confused my tired brain
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by The Arkitect on Feb 25, 2010 5:43 PM PST up reply actions
interesting, but not an entirely accurate description of what our offense looks like either
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by The Arkitect on Feb 25, 2010 5:58 PM PST up reply actions
re: lma post ups
here’s what i see:
the guy who makes the entry pass into lma on the low block cuts from his position (generally elbow extended) around aldridge, looking for a cheap bucket if he gets around the defender. he rotates through to the opposite side of the court, and the other offensive players rotate through, to balance the court. im not sure if this action takes to long for aldrige ,or what, but he ALWAYS hesitates before he makes his move, and it bugs the hell out of me. as a result, he looks confused and hesitant every time. the flow of the offense should allow him to make his move once he gets the ball, but the current system makes him pause, pause, and go! and that disrupts every player’s timing and makes everything more difficult.
in short, i think there is player movement, but i dont think it’s the right player movement.
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
another thing, peoploe complain about the lack of re-entries, i think this play is what doesn’t allow re entry passes to happen, because the player throwing the ball originally is cutting through and going to the other side.
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
Yeah, that's what I see too
It forces LMA into a post iso, and he can score down there, but his hesitation and lack of aggressiveness don’t go well together.
He’s not like Oden, who can see the court and pass to the open guy, so you can’t really play THROUGH LaMarcus.
He gets the ball, waits for the cutter, it lets his guy get more established on him, he gets unsure of what he wants to do, and it too-often ends in turnaround fever.
LMA should be allowed to grab and attack, IF he can do that. Maybe he ain’t good at that either.
#52
i think the problem is that it isn’t an instant read for lamarcus. he has to sit and wait. i believe that if the movement off the ball was either quicker and/or different to where his read is much quicker and it becomes instinctual rather than an actual read, he would be so much more effective down in the post.
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
bam
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#52
hahahaha. i think it’s cause he’s rocking a bow tie, but i could be wrong
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
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#52
this is about as big of basketball analysis as you’ll get from me, so enjoy it.
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#52
id take a guess that the majority of lma’s post moves that go towards the basket, happen immediately after he gets the ball, rather than when he waits for the set to develop. sort of off of a secondary break
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#52
hahaha
much <3 ffa.
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 5:39 PM PST up reply actions
march 12th, it’s friday; we play sac. this might be a good time for us to rally, incant the past with strong drink and a stronger scowl.
save those of you who are miners. stumptown bars hate those blue collar workers.
by EvilKaramazov on Feb 25, 2010 2:00 PM PST up reply actions
well, last time we met up, we found a place where they’d tolerate a certain class of people at an “acceptable” distance from those enjoying spirits and merriment. I could tell you more, but I was engrossed with all the aristocrats at the bar; and only looked back to sneer on occasion, and talk to brp who had cast himself among them as a result of not having the proper documentation.
by EvilKaramazov on Feb 25, 2010 2:06 PM PST up reply actions
im sorry, im too busy talking to ladies in the bourgeois section. maybe one day ill invite you to join me
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
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#52
go back to the kids table. you can return when you’re done playing house.
by EvilKaramazov on Feb 25, 2010 2:23 PM PST up reply actions
i assume by ‘playing house’ you mean ‘diagnosing people on anonymous message boards’?
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
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#52
(curses to my lack of knowledge regarding house. omar epps was good in borther that’s it!)
by EvilKaramazov on Feb 25, 2010 2:26 PM PST up reply actions
omar epps > michael j fox
he doesnt need to turn into a lycanthrope to dominate the game of basketball (see his work in love + basketball)
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
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#52
im not sure if its any good, as my ability to properly critique movies was bad when i first saw it.
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
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#52
i see, hmm. well i hear house is neat. i used to supervise this one girls sleeping patterns, who was really into it. i ignored all that hospital tv junk. brother is cool, though cuz he gets a wine bottle to the eye!
by EvilKaramazov on Feb 25, 2010 2:33 PM PST up reply actions
‘supervise sleeping patterns’
that’s great if it is what i think it is
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#52
i actually thought that movie was good.
Love&Basketball, that is. as far as those types go anyway.
by DrivetheLane on Feb 25, 2010 3:29 PM PST up reply actions
I say make watch through the window from outside
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by The Arkitect on Feb 25, 2010 2:58 PM PST up reply actions
That's weird.
I’ve been in some nicer bars, and they’re usually pretty cool about the clientele and dress code.
actually, there are some places downtown in portland that have dress codes—it also costs money for men to get in. I find these places have the highest contribution of zombies (the walking dead), so i steer clear.
by EvilKaramazov on Feb 25, 2010 2:16 PM PST up reply actions
i probably meant concentration* some where in there…
by EvilKaramazov on Feb 25, 2010 2:18 PM PST up reply actions
I think both work
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by The Arkitect on Feb 25, 2010 2:59 PM PST up reply actions
wherever there are fans willing to toss one back for the team.....i'll be there....
wherever there are fans scowling at the state of officiating…..i’ll be there…
by DrivetheLane on Feb 25, 2010 2:01 PM PST up reply actions
Jonestr?
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by The Arkitect on Feb 25, 2010 2:59 PM PST up reply actions
I assumed the mud WAS a tattoo
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by The Arkitect on Feb 25, 2010 3:04 PM PST up reply actions
BDL had good stuff today
Haven’t gotten to out game recap by Dwyer, but Nelly calls out Beans, Caron can’t chew straws… the world is changing under our feet.
Will we still be able to stand?
#52
Purdue star Robbie Hummel out for the year
huge bummer. They were a potential final four sleeper. No more.
Free AK1984
i dont like purdue, and im not really sure why
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
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#52
id rather watch florida state (alabi) or usc if i wanna see defense
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#52
see, Purdue actually plays (or at least did with Hummell) offense also
unlike USC.
I actually haven’t seen FSU play this year. I’ll have to change that.
Free AK1984
super efficient 6'8'' face up forward and pretty good defender on one of the best defensive teams in the country.
He’s a Junior. If he recovers fully and has another good year next year, I think he’s a late first round pick.
Free AK1984
curling semis underway
women’s hockey final starts at 3. The USA’s Nordic Combined trio was in another good race today, which I won’t spoil, since I think its part of NBC’s primetime coverage.
Free AK1984
Well this junk died...
I blame Starvin for posting an inappropriate picture of animal cruelty… yet again! (joking DS, I luv you!)
what are you studying? gonna be a lawyer? practice law in spain?
by EvilKaramazov on Feb 25, 2010 2:58 PM PST up reply actions
diplomat…..
seems like this is a chance to make some sort of jokey jokemaking, but i’ll pass.
by DrivetheLane on Feb 25, 2010 3:31 PM PST up reply actions
I wonder if he got kicked off the force for that
They should do a rewind on the Lethal Weapon series, pretend 3 and 4 never happened, and make a new Lethal Weapon 3 which is just the aftermath for Danny Glover’s character for shooting a foreign diplomat in the head.
He can be in trial, explaining it, and saying "well, yes, then I said “it’s just been revoked”, and I shot him". And while he waits for some kind of positive reaction from the courtroom, and just gets silent angry stares, he will understand the true impact of his actions.
YOU CAN’T JUST SHOOT AWAY RACISM. Believe me, I’ve tried.
#52
that moment was one of the highlights of the entire series. haha
it was about the only part of LW2 i liked. LW1 is great. and 4 is good. the other two….meh
by DrivetheLane on Feb 25, 2010 3:56 PM PST up reply actions
that's an awesome clip.
but not the joke i’m looking for.
it was just another super corny “pick-up” line.
by DrivetheLane on Feb 25, 2010 3:55 PM PST up reply actions
Ok, good, because I didn't get the joke either
And felt dumb for not seeing it was a LW2 reference as well.
I was like “wait, there’s an obvious joke here?!” and I decided I should get more sleep.
#52
i was gonna say:
you could be the diplomat to my heart.
or something of that ilk. like i said, really lame, super corny joke. but part of the point was to be really lame and super corny. otherwise it just looks weird.
by DrivetheLane on Feb 25, 2010 4:00 PM PST up reply actions
you didn’t see the comment i made above after you saw that guy’s head in only 3 seconds and asked if you won?
by DrivetheLane on Feb 25, 2010 4:02 PM PST up reply actions
3 seconds?!?!
I literally saw it as fast as looking at the picture, bruh!
I went “ok, there’s a head, now to look at the photo to find it and— found it”.
Try SPLIT seconds. Or NO seconds, bruh.
And now I see the comment (I think I shift-a’d it before) and I blush in my no-no spot.
#52
Of course you found it. You are used to looking for tiny heads! Get it!!!!!!
I get the paper, so I don't care!
uh oh
did you kill me? am I gone? Couldn’t you have at least waited til the Blazers won the Championship?
I get the paper, so I don't care!
nano-seconds?
in that case you win more than my heart…..
by DrivetheLane on Feb 25, 2010 4:07 PM PST up reply actions
I’m here, we can fight to the death regarding Calatrava
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by The Arkitect on Feb 25, 2010 3:00 PM PST up reply actions
actually no… I like his early work, love his bridges, think he over reached on the Milwaukee museum with the wings that they cannot open… but overall judge him favorably based upon his expression of structure
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by The Arkitect on Feb 25, 2010 3:05 PM PST up reply actions
but look at his length
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by The Arkitect on Feb 25, 2010 3:08 PM PST up reply actions
well that was surprising
he tends to over reach. He designed an Auditorium and forgot the changing rooms or whatever they’re called… (for musicians, diva’s etc.)
but there is a beauty of expression in his use of structure that is honest… and I appreciate that more so than if he remembers changing rooms… He’s one of the few architects out there that can create something that I don’t think I could pull off
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by The Arkitect on Feb 25, 2010 3:12 PM PST up reply actions
that is certainly true
he can pull of structures that are beyond most architects dreams, but he’s also an engineer, so that helps.
One of the things I hated about Architecture is the theatrics, though. I do think a lot of his work is visually impressive, even beautiful, but I don’t enjoy the need to give things meaning beyond their “real” meaning.
which is why I enjoy his work, because it doesn’t use a facade to give the impression of one thing while actually doing another. what you see is what it is. He’s trying to evoke an emotional response, and that’s not for everyone though
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by The Arkitect on Feb 25, 2010 3:39 PM PST up reply actions
it was so surprising to me how
all my teachers despised his work.
I like you Ark, you are not one of those fakes! Despite my failure to find a niche in Architecture school I still enjoy the discipline, even though it was spoilt for me to a certain extent. I prefer my innocent pre-school self.
Thanks (DTL will be jealous now) … a lot of architecture school is pomp, and pretentiousness… but most Proff’s couldn’t hack it in the real world, cause theories only get you so far
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by The Arkitect on Feb 25, 2010 3:46 PM PST up reply actions
yeah, but it’s especially poignant in architecture because they are all so well versed in theory and criticism, but most of them couldn’t put an actual building together if they tried
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by The Arkitect on Feb 25, 2010 3:58 PM PST up reply actions
im here… you need to keep stimulating the junk! there’s no point in stopping and complaining that the junk is dead, because the time you take to do so kills the junk.
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
i thought that had been established
sheesh! keep up!
I’ve decided to call you Sha, by the way.
maybe of Persia
i had to leave to go do work.
it was dumb. now i have to leave and go do a little more. dumb work.
by DrivetheLane on Feb 25, 2010 3:30 PM PST up reply actions
that's usually the case.
everyone around here knows things don’t really get rolling till i show up. i’m a happenin’ kind of dude, FFA.
by DrivetheLane on Feb 25, 2010 3:56 PM PST up reply actions
its cause I left after i posted it
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 5:40 PM PST up reply actions
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=4939095
^^GOAT
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
Goat
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by The Arkitect on Feb 25, 2010 3:03 PM PST up reply actions
Goat
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by The Arkitect on Feb 25, 2010 3:13 PM PST up reply actions
escaped
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 5:40 PM PST up reply actions
Jaynes has shut off comments on his blog
doesn’t like the “negativity” – pot, kettle
Free AK1984.
"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez
doesn’t like being told to fact check before posting
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by The Arkitect on Feb 25, 2010 3:14 PM PST up reply actions
Well yeah, who wants to do all that "journalism"
Also, funny aside, I caught the interview the MSP did with the anti-Comcast guy this morning, and Jaynes just grilled the guy. No mention of the fact Dwight gets paid by Comcast, just shrill arguments that the situation is a business dispute and the legislature shouldn’t be involved. Which is a valid point, but sheesh, at least acknowledge you have a dog in the fight
Free AK1984.
"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez
by blazeraddict on Feb 25, 2010 3:17 PM PST up reply actions
pathetic
I like a lot of what Jaynes has to say, but shutting down the comments after Ben pointed out that he was simply factually incorrect on several counts is incredibly lame. I lost quite a bit of respect for that blog today.
Free AK1984
I never read it… never been a huge DJ fan due to his occasional Canzano-ness
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by The Arkitect on Feb 25, 2010 3:18 PM PST up reply actions
I rarely read DJ either
I don’t think he’s an awful writer, but he’s not on my must-read list. Honestly, I don’t see any blogger that doesn’t make regular mistakes. If I say anything beyond that, it’ll probably cause as big of a mess as my Batum comment yesterday.
yeah, I just think DJ’s blog is more opinion oriented than fact oriented… and I’d rather form my own opinions or get them from Tom
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by The Arkitect on Feb 25, 2010 3:23 PM PST up reply actions
Thanks for the link!
Just read up. It is funny how ignorant DJ can be about contract stuff STILL after so many years following the NBA. He was always getting stuff like this wrong.
I ain’t Storyteller, CBA maestro, but just know that if you are under contract, you are under contract. And you gotta match salaries if over the cap. And no one can swoop in and steal a player by paying them a lot of money, or something. It’s simple!
Ben and AK pwned DJ, but I would bet DJ would say he’s closing comments because the rest of that thread was idiots. And he’d be right.
#52
I can see now why Ben hasn't been on Talking Ballz
He went at DJ with a combative tone from the start, so I imagine there is a testy history there.
#52
Not the first time this has happened on Dwight's blog.
And of course, the BE front page has shown screen shots (in case they fix it) of other reporters’ mistakes, which I have to imagine is also not appreciated.
Haha
EVERYONE makes mistakes, so there is likely history there.
Plus Ben has to take down the big doggs, right? He watches the Wire, and while I haven’t I am sure there is some sort of taking down of big doggings going on.
#52
He also has met the DJs and Canzanos of the local media
So he may have more of a reason than we see for mocking them so happily.
#52
Very possible you're right.
Hard to find Blazer reporters who are classy in the Portland area, it seems. There’s Joe Freeman, and… ummmmm.
PLUS
They don’t want no lil’ dogg taking their space or gusto so they won’t be mentor-like to the energetic kid who wants to TAAAAAKE OVVEEERRRRRR.
It was just funny to me, it wasn’t just a “Oh DJ you might not have noticed, but [blank]”, it was “hey DJ you might have a learning disability but even so you should know this ish”, which is prolly more true anyways.
Then DJ responds with “CMON GUYS GET REAL that team can afford to buy him out!” which just makes him look dumber. I mean C’MON Timmay!
#52
by Mortimer on Feb 25, 2010 4:29 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
it's more about
“who are the big dogs? WE ARE! let’s take people down!”
but everyone thinks they’re the big dogs.
by DrivetheLane on Feb 25, 2010 4:23 PM PST up reply actions
Everytime there's a big "old media" outlet closing
even if it’s unrelated to the Blazers, it goes straight to the front page.
Calling it a “big dog” thing is probably pretty reasonable, though like you said, the details could vary.
Are we sure that's our Ben?
Didn’t seem tactful enough to be Ben G.
hating advanced stats since 1980
yeah
there is a rude person or two on there:
Is your brain decaying? Where is Rudy when there’s a little scuffle? Nowhere! The only ignorant posting is yours for not backing up your claim of me being ignorant.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
oh boy's 3 hours till i can register for classes
what should i take ppl?
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fencing
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by The Arkitect on Feb 25, 2010 3:25 PM PST up reply actions
im not big on joining country clubs
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by HD on Feb 25, 2010 3:34 PM PST up reply actions
trust me… it’s a fun class, I enjoyed it more than basketball when i was there
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by The Arkitect on Feb 25, 2010 3:37 PM PST up reply actions
i need graded classes
no pass/no pass
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by HD on Feb 25, 2010 3:39 PM PST up reply actions
why?
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by The Arkitect on Feb 25, 2010 3:40 PM PST up reply actions
nevermind, I read lower down
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by The Arkitect on Feb 25, 2010 3:42 PM PST up reply actions
statistical mechanics and thermodynamics (it's one class)
"In Batum's case he must realize he is very likely the first Blazer to successfully fight over a pick all season..."
-Ben
what would that be classified under?
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by HD on Feb 25, 2010 3:29 PM PST up reply actions
Organization Theory
Or as I call it, how to manipulate big organizations to get what you want.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
archery
and softball.
and anything literature related.
by DrivetheLane on Feb 25, 2010 3:32 PM PST up reply actions
I took bowling every year in college
Half a credit a term (normal class was 4 credits) and we got to bowl two free games a week.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
i thought about taking that before
but all the billiards classes were at like 10 am. im not gonna wake up to go to billiards
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by HD on Feb 25, 2010 3:38 PM PST up reply actions
If billiards is at 10am, that means you can start drinking at 9:50. I don’t see the problem.
I get the paper, so I don't care!
why did he stop drinking prior to 9:50?
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by The Arkitect on Feb 25, 2010 3:42 PM PST up reply actions
what are you gonna be when ewes grows ups
by EvilKaramazov on Feb 25, 2010 3:34 PM PST up reply actions
currently i am pre-business
im gonna be an accountant, but i can’t take any accounting classes next term because my overall gpa was too low to get into the school of business at u of o( thank you freshman me). so i have one term to get my gpa up.
to sum up accounting, but it doesn’t matter this term
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by HD on Feb 25, 2010 3:37 PM PST up reply actions
what do you care about other than sports?
by EvilKaramazov on Feb 25, 2010 3:38 PM PST up reply actions
there are things other then sports and accounting?
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by HD on Feb 25, 2010 3:41 PM PST up reply actions
well, don’t do fencing or anything making you lethal; when you hit your midlife crisis you’ll go bananas as an accountant and kill everyone.
you should do something useful, like learn photo shop so you can manipulate photos for our pleasure in the JD.
by EvilKaramazov on Feb 25, 2010 3:44 PM PST up reply actions
i already know photoshop
took a class in high school and got it for free from a buddy. im not great at it but i know enough.
u may be familar with my work
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by HD on Feb 25, 2010 3:48 PM PST up reply actions
and i made the pic
with the words bayless face across bayless’ face that ben used for a twitter background
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by HD on Feb 25, 2010 3:50 PM PST up reply actions
i know, i remember. You can get real good though, turn water into wine. It’s a tangible skill. Or design websites or something useful. No one will ever care how good you are at billiards.
by EvilKaramazov on Feb 25, 2010 3:52 PM PST up reply actions
trust me, i’ve wasted a lot of time playing billiards, and still haven’t reaped anything from it.
by EvilKaramazov on Feb 25, 2010 3:52 PM PST up reply actions
you need to work on your hustle
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by The Arkitect on Feb 25, 2010 3:58 PM PST up reply actions
i got the flow down! i can rhyme every time.
by EvilKaramazov on Feb 25, 2010 3:59 PM PST up reply actions
I could be your Paul Newman
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by The Arkitect on Feb 25, 2010 4:03 PM PST up reply actions
i like hard boiled eggs.
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takin it off boss
by EvilKaramazov on Feb 25, 2010 4:06 PM PST up reply actions
last year two u of o football players
tried to hustle me at pool, and tried to get an elevator full of ppl to play them at craps. actually those two occurrences makes more sense now
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by HD on Feb 25, 2010 5:33 PM PST up reply actions
when you say "billiards"
do you mean in the Strawberry Alice sense?
by DrivetheLane on Feb 25, 2010 4:00 PM PST up reply actions
russian or mexican politics are interesting if your into that sort of thing… Poly Sci classes aren’t hard A’s or B’s provided you show up and can regurgitate the material
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by The Arkitect on Feb 25, 2010 3:42 PM PST up reply actions
this is helpful
cause i have to study a specific country for part of my business major
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by HD on Feb 25, 2010 3:43 PM PST up reply actions
chem 221
cardio conditioning
and i havent figured out the rest yet
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
are you taking a class to get in shape?
by EvilKaramazov on Feb 25, 2010 4:10 PM PST up reply actions
probably a class to get in a few different shapes
by DrivetheLane on Feb 25, 2010 4:12 PM PST up reply actions
i dissected a heart my freshman year. it was crazy.
by EvilKaramazov on Feb 25, 2010 4:12 PM PST up reply actions
i had my heart dissected the beginning of junior year.
and then the end of junior year.
by DrivetheLane on Feb 25, 2010 4:15 PM PST up reply actions
i should be called
everyyearfromearly2003tomid2008wastheyear
by DrivetheLane on Feb 25, 2010 4:18 PM PST up reply actions
i used a metaphor once to kill another metaphor… without even looking.
by EvilKaramazov on Feb 25, 2010 4:16 PM PST up reply actions
mmhmmm
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
you should just work out/run, and take some real classes. do you think abe lincoln took wood chopping 101? heck no! he did his class work, slayed the ladies, and then worked up a sweat why pondering his next move blasting wood into woods.
by EvilKaramazov on Feb 25, 2010 4:15 PM PST up reply actions
too complicated.
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
d00d you’ve got this all mixed up. this ‘cardio whatever’ needs to be a euphemism for the systematic hunter/gatherer process of your libido not a class where you pay the man to tell you to run. unless you’re studying the repercussions of a zombie society and the prominence of surviving, it’s high time you ditch the running for something more useful to society.
by EvilKaramazov on Feb 25, 2010 4:24 PM PST up reply actions
it’s not running:
‘high intensity interval training’ and using ‘resistance weight training’ methods
i am jack studying new training techniques
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
whatever, this is the same description of my right hand sunday night.
by EvilKaramazov on Feb 25, 2010 4:27 PM PST up reply actions
you should use this cardio class as an avenue to a more rigorous and oft-occurring push up routine.
by DrivetheLane on Feb 25, 2010 4:28 PM PST up reply actions
resistance weight training, man. resistance weight training.
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
either your jokes are really really subtle and i don’t get them or you don’t understand that i’m talking about doing the wakka wakka with the girls from the cardio class.
by DrivetheLane on Feb 25, 2010 4:30 PM PST up reply actions
girls arn’t into muppets, disregard this.
by EvilKaramazov on Feb 25, 2010 4:31 PM PST up reply actions
the word ‘resistance’ is the key
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
i have a feeling you’re about to quote “the shermanator” from american pie.
by EvilKaramazov on Feb 25, 2010 4:33 PM PST up reply actions
your doing it wrong… of this I am convinced
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by The Arkitect on Feb 25, 2010 4:33 PM PST up reply actions
actually, i missed your joke. i usually pick up on innuendo, but the ‘push up’ part messed me up. you could have picked a better exercise
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
squat thrusts would have been much esaier to detect
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
how often would you say you ‘detect’ squat thrusts?
by EvilKaramazov on Feb 25, 2010 4:41 PM PST up reply actions
hey, i meant to tell you, they were showing invasion usa at the bagdad two weekends ago. Next time, you’ll have to come up, we’ll watch norris end the invasion of suburbia.
by EvilKaramazov on Feb 25, 2010 4:36 PM PST up reply actions
I'll be there
Lotsa good Norris movies on Netflix’s watch instantly thang, SOME not even directed by his sycophantic brother!
#52
there are many excercises to choose from.
i figured push ups would be pretty simple to pick up on
by DrivetheLane on Feb 25, 2010 5:16 PM PST up reply actions
the word weight through me.
i got ya though.
by DrivetheLane on Feb 25, 2010 5:15 PM PST up reply actions
bowling
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 5:43 PM PST up reply actions
Taking a quick break in my mega field exam to chime in whith you folks
Going well so far, almost done with one of the four big outlines for questions.
To give you an idea of the questions I am being asked to answer this weekend/early next week, this is the one I will tackle next:
One of the most dramatic areas of contemporary debate over accountability highlights what is distinctive about a public law perspective on public administration and policy. While the New Public Management literature sometimes downplays public law, occasionally disparages it, and more often ignores it, in favor of a performance-based approach to the subject, there is also a counter argument from the public law perspective by others that explains that it is precisely in the area of accountability that the role of public law is most critical, not only in terms of boundaries to public policy and administration action, but also in providing authority and legitimacy for both policy and its administration.
From a public law perspective, explain what is problematic about the performance-oriented approach and what public law contributes that is essential to any meaningful consideration of the challenges of accountability. In so doing, maintain a critical perspective that recognizes weaknesses in public law theory that need to be addressed in order for it to play the role that is needed in theory and practice.
Surprisingly to those of you, this is probably the easiest question for me on the entire exam.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
is public law ever free from politics?
by EvilKaramazov on Feb 25, 2010 3:33 PM PST up reply actions
No
THe basic answer is that performance management in public organizations is garbage because public/private organizations have different standards of success (private=$, public=responsibility to serve the public interest).
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
i don’t know squat about squat, but I would align myself to questioning the measurement of anything in the polity. the only true metric, is time and perspective. You can force the latter to a certain extant, but never satiate the demand for instant gratification, which seems to be a press upon public governing.
by EvilKaramazov on Feb 25, 2010 3:37 PM PST up reply actions
in terms of the second part of this question, I’d probably suggest that the only way to frame public law, is to cater to instant gratification, or more appropriately, tangible results, ie, bench marks/indicators of performance. So, on the one hand, one must demonstrate these results for the sake of framing law, but really should only acknowledged the potency of a bill beyond the instant, which is to say, to build laws upon principles and not instant results.
by EvilKaramazov on Feb 25, 2010 3:43 PM PST up reply actions
I've actually written an esssy which basically answers
This questions before. My advisor gave me a bit of a gift on this one, he had to know it was right into my wheelhouse.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
you should take some crazy pills and do this: channel Aeschylus and his Oresteia to question if public law can ever become just.
by EvilKaramazov on Feb 25, 2010 3:50 PM PST up reply actions
permanent campaign?
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
what? life politicians?—this is already a major problem w/ public policy.
by EvilKaramazov on Feb 25, 2010 4:13 PM PST up reply actions
short term benchmarks > long term
everyone would go crazy trying to meet the benchmarks set out for them, without necessarily considering the future.
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
pandering to instant gratification is not the way to do anything other than hang out with your right hand on sunday night.
by EvilKaramazov on Feb 25, 2010 4:21 PM PST up reply actions
i agree. but it’s what would happen. the fight to meet short term benefits would overwhelm the fight to ensure benefits in the future.
it’s the same principle as the permanent campaign.
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
this seems to work, if you’re committed to the status quo, which seems to me that the current political environment is stricken by this.
by EvilKaramazov on Feb 25, 2010 4:26 PM PST up reply actions
the two measures that just passed in oregon agree haha..
i think its lame
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
i’d agree with that, even though i voted for both.
by EvilKaramazov on Feb 25, 2010 4:31 PM PST up reply actions
Oh and go US Women's hockey!
Dropping the puck vs. Canada for gold in the next few minutes.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Game is LIVE on MSNBC btw
Still no score midway through the first.
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crap
missed opportunities for the US (had a 5 on 3 for 40 seconds), then Canada scores.
Chances for both teams early. Canada’s goalie is good.
Free AK1984
Russia was down 4-1 after 1 last night
Isn’t that bad at least.
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Whoa
I just caught myself reading comments in Ben’s Comcast post. I didn’t even read the post.
I am hands down the greatest Blazers fan on Blazersedge.
everyone should listen to the Morey-Simmons podcast. Simmons says some dumb stuff, but Morey is really good at talking about the blend of stats and sport.
He basically said that stats don’t tell you things more than they lead you to ask the right questions.
He also said that with Martin, they ignored the stats and took a chance because they think he is better than his poor adj. +-/-, a stat that wasn’t a favorite of Morey’s.
The most interesting line was when Simmons called Durant a longer, taller T-Mac. Morey quickly replied, “If Durant can develop into what T-Mac was, he’ll be great.”
He referenced McGrady’s playmaking ability right around there.
#52 #10 #7
he also gave Portland a compliment, saying that what we’re doing this year is more impressive than what they’re doing in terms of dealing with injury, and then kinda intimated we were dealing with a player worse than was in their rotation. Kinda felt like he was talkin’ bout Juwan.
#52 #10 #7
it was in the context of big minutes, I think. Jeff has probably played under 200 this year.
#52 #10 #7
ya know ray allen & reggie miller look a lot alike
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by portlandgiirl91 on Feb 25, 2010 5:18 PM PST reply actions
Hmm
Different shade, different eyes, head shape, different nose, different cheek structure, different chin… that’s off my mind’s eye. Let’s do a side by side.
#52
they look way different
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
Yeah, there is zero point zero zero similarity
I really don’t see one aspect that is close to similar.
#52
reggie miller looks like alex rodriguez. hot!
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by portlandgiirl91 on Feb 25, 2010 5:24 PM PST up reply actions
I do agree there
He looks like Rodriguez’s goofy looking older brother. I thought when that Rodriguez was first drafted/signed by the Mariners.
#52
you mean the skinny one who didn’t use PED’s?
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by The Arkitect on Feb 25, 2010 5:30 PM PST up reply actions
thats not a side by side
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 5:44 PM PST up reply actions
i see what pg means
they looks lots alike
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 5:47 PM PST up reply actions
no they look like han solo
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 5:49 PM PST up reply actions
Y R U Using letters in place of words?
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 5:53 PM PST up reply actions
i think they really do
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by portlandgiirl91 on Feb 25, 2010 6:17 PM PST up reply actions
they think all black people look alike… Reggie prolly looks like your ex according to PG & DS
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by The Arkitect on Feb 25, 2010 6:19 PM PST up reply actions
haha im kidding
i dont see nothin alike
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 6:34 PM PST up reply actions
nice save
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by The Arkitect on Feb 25, 2010 6:37 PM PST up reply actions
I am on your side
But just tell me one physical attribute they share in common. Eyebrows? Nose? Mouth? Head shape? Anything?
#52
the bald head
at the beginning of the game they showed miller then ray allen and i thought they just look a lot alike!
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by portlandgiirl91 on Feb 25, 2010 6:37 PM PST up reply actions
Racist!
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by The Arkitect on Feb 25, 2010 6:17 PM PST up reply actions
Hate is the new love
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by The Arkitect on Feb 25, 2010 6:20 PM PST up reply actions
Zach Canada and their woman's hockey team
2-0 over our girls and likely to hold on, gah.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Someone in here might find this interesting...
In court today, Microsoft won the right to shut down 277 Internet domains.
Sounds problematic. Why did they do it? Spam.
A recent analysis by the firm found that between 3-21 December “approximately 651 million spam e-mails attributable to Waledac were directed to Hotmail accounts alone”.
I have no idea how they make any money from spam,why do they do it?
by southern oregon on Feb 25, 2010 5:36 PM PST up reply actions
Believe it or not, people buy stuff they get spammed with.
I don’t get it either. But people do. The key is apparently to cheaply send it to the largest number of people you can reach, then you just need to get a few to buy it and you’re already profitable.
One report says that spammers get one response for every 12.5 million e-mails they send (a rate of 0.000008%), yet still can turn a profit. There’s a lot of debate about how much profit they make.
Yup, unlke regular mail your distribution cost is basically zero
So even if a very small fraction bite , you can make a lot of $.
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And those email databases are big money
I know some people in the infomercial bizz. Last time I talked with them, they told me how the pediclaw or whatever (something for cutting your pets toenails) made the company that released it 100 million bucks (or so) and it was mostly from their spamming of emails.
The people I knew were trying to get access to the email database that pediclaw had.
#52
Simmons said in his podcast that he watches more Thunder basketball than he does Celtic games.
that seems weird.
#52 #10 #7
I mean, at most watch the SAME amount of games
So he MISSES some Celtics games? But not the Thunders?
Oye vey.
#52
He also thought Al Jefferson was going to be the best PF ever
So he can get a hair up his bum that leads him astray.
If healthy, his real team can win the title. He should be enjoying them.
#52
he would trade the title for Durant, and says a core of Durant-Jefferson-Rondo woulda been the best.
#52 #10 #7
And make fun of people who hold ya accountable
If he wasn’t treated like an expert or try to PRESENT himself as an expert, I wouldn’t care as much.
#52
Yep, pretty much.
His expertise is getting badly overblown. That’s easy when you harp repeatedly on the stuff you get right, and bury in the archives all the stuff you were completely wrong about.
the lottto team writing is on the wall for the Celtics next year and forever after
by southern oregon on Feb 25, 2010 5:38 PM PST up reply actions
Next year?
I doubt it unless they trade everyone. They’re still a 50 win team as long as KG and Pierce can stand.
#52
he’s officially a thunder fan now,there’s no doubt about it. check his twitter.
his comments should be regarded as such (from a thunder fan) from now on
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
I understand loving KD
I think it is awful to align himself with such an abomination of a franchise, and to be a fan of the team when not from OKC.
They shouldn’t exist and supporting or rooting for them is evil.
#52
One of my hardshell Baptist preacher Grandpa's favorite sayings
“An abomination in the eyes of the Lord” would seem to apply in this case
by southern oregon on Feb 25, 2010 6:03 PM PST up reply actions
If only he developed some touch
Then he’d still be a dominant scorer in the post because of his size… he can get whatever position he wants, but no touch at all.
#52
A tough matchup for Shaq,only guy in the league with a wider butt
by southern oregon on Feb 25, 2010 5:58 PM PST up reply actions
They should do a calendar of fat NBA butts
I bet they look funny.
Shaq, Big Baby, Jerome James, Blair, who else…
#52
Curry… (his name is also a food, how convenient)
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by The Arkitect on Feb 25, 2010 6:05 PM PST up reply actions
YESS
THE CALENDER IS THAT MUCH CLOSER TO PRODUCTION.
The nation needs naked fat black guy butts. To heal.
#52
Think Oliver Miller is up for a comeback?
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by The Arkitect on Feb 25, 2010 6:15 PM PST up reply actions
Duckworth… :(
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by The Arkitect on Feb 25, 2010 6:19 PM PST up reply actions
We gotta keep it to guys KNOWN for being fat, preferably in their playing days
Most former players are fat now.
#52
I don't remember him as fat at all
He’s big now, but I think you just wanna see his butt ‘cuz he wadn’t a fattie, was he?
#52
someone forgot that we need another legend, not a current player.
Kemp wasn’t fat when he was good. So I dunno about that.
#52 #10 #7
The first Mexican player ever was on the Spurs
He had a mullet and was waived because he was too fat and lazy. I forget his name.
#52
Might need to break it down into
Active butts and the widest butts HOF
by southern oregon on Feb 25, 2010 6:32 PM PST up reply actions
I might be wrong
The guy who is considered the first Mexican born player in the NBA isn’t who I am thinking of, so I am wrong.
#52
This is driving me nuts
I coulda’ sworn he was on the Spurs but i may be wrong. It HAS to be a Texas team.
He was a big, maybe 6’10 or more, and was fat, with a mullet and a bad mustache. Very stereotypically Mexican looking face, but a big dude.
I remember the announcers saying he was popular locally because of the large hispanic population in the area, but the team was upset with his work ethic.
#52
I remember the guy,cant remember his name
by southern oregon on Feb 25, 2010 6:46 PM PST up reply actions
I believe you are thinking of Frank Brickowski
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by The Arkitect on Feb 25, 2010 6:47 PM PST up reply actions
Musta' been Horacio Llamas
He played for the Suns, and his Wiki page said the Suns weren’t happy with his conditioning and hoped he’d bring in hispanic fans. That sounds right.
He just doesn’t look exactly right… I remember a peach fuzz crappy stache, and hair.
Ok, I found a pick close to my memory.
#52
Star Trek's Chekov is dead
Well the actor that played him, Andrew Koenig, is, have been found dead of likely suicide in Vancouver, BC according to CNN.
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Don't know
CNN said he’d been missing since Valentine’s Day.
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Yahoo says he is the son of the original Chekov, not the actor who plays the either of the Chekov characters
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Okay
Was this the “Growing Pains” one?
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The son of the original Chekhov is also an actor, who played Boner on growing pains.
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Putting out an APB for the Cavs
Since trading for Jamison, they’ve won one game and looked horrible in all of them.
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They look bad so far but the good news
The Pacers look to be able to out suck NY
by southern oregon on Feb 25, 2010 6:14 PM PST up reply actions
Lebron is Selfish
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by The Arkitect on Feb 25, 2010 6:15 PM PST up reply actions
Not selfish enough actually
He’s not putting up the sheer point totals the team needs anymore.
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no, he is selfishly allowing the team to fail so he can bolt this summer
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by The Arkitect on Feb 25, 2010 6:16 PM PST up reply actions
American aerialist Jeret "Speedy" Petersen is insane
His second trick, known as the “Hurricane”, has a DD of 4.9, the highest in the competition by far (the next highest is 4.65).
Just like an American should, go big or go home.
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this is factually correct… he’s a nut
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by The Arkitect on Feb 25, 2010 6:15 PM PST up reply actions
Fun with google maps
200th St W Lakeville, MN – airplane making a turn
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Yay, 2 outlines down, 2 to go
And 1 is my dissertation, I’ll start #3 today and start writing my papers late tomorrow.
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Best jump name in the aerials compettiion
Back Rudy-Randy-Full from Switzerland’s Thomas Lambert
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seriously now rondo and soulja boy look a lot alike
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by portlandgiirl91 on Feb 25, 2010 6:21 PM PST reply actions
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 6:36 PM PST up reply actions
I question your look-a-like-judging abilities PG91!
Different head shape, cheeks, eyes, somewhat similar nose but not a dead ringer…
Similar skin tone. That’s all.
#52
lebron and lamichael and lamarcus look alike
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 6:39 PM PST up reply actions
when typed
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
by 92wastheyear on Feb 25, 2010 6:56 PM PST up reply actions
they're brothers
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 6:57 PM PST up reply actions
atleast lamichael and lebron are
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 6:58 PM PST up reply actions
i knew i hated rondo for a reason
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by HD on Feb 25, 2010 6:43 PM PST up reply actions
rondo is a baller
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 6:44 PM PST up reply actions
you no like soujla boys music?
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by portlandgiirl91 on Feb 25, 2010 6:47 PM PST up reply actions
ugh
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 6:48 PM PST up reply actions
lets not throw around the word music like that
i think i would call what soulja boy makes chanting, and no
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by HD on Feb 25, 2010 6:49 PM PST up reply actions
Supaman then OHHHHH!
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by The Arkitect on Feb 25, 2010 6:50 PM PST up reply actions
lmj looks more like rondo than soulja boi does
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
I se Rondo and I think Lil Bow Wow on roids
Free AK1984.
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by blazeraddict on Feb 25, 2010 8:17 PM PST up reply actions
bow wow is so hot sucha bummer he's like 5ft
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by portlandgiirl91 on Feb 25, 2010 8:19 PM PST up reply actions
talller than you. an astonishing 5ft5in !
he’s like 5ft6in
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by portlandgiirl91 on Feb 25, 2010 8:36 PM PST up reply actions
my foot hurts
i kinda rolled it 2 weeks ago but it didnt swell so i didnt think about it much, then it felt fine for a week but now it hurts pretty bad. cloudy, what’s wrong?
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 6:38 PM PST reply actions
i thought cloudy was a lawyer not a doctor
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by portlandgiirl91 on Feb 25, 2010 6:39 PM PST up reply actions
no ffa is the lawyer
cloudy is the doctor
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 6:40 PM PST up reply actions
kinda like how she’s in mexico not spain
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by portlandgiirl91 on Feb 25, 2010 6:41 PM PST up reply actions
wait
shes from spain, shes mexican though
and shes gonna a lawyer for realz
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 6:42 PM PST up reply actions
i changed my mind
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
you becoming a doctor now?
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by portlandgiirl91 on Feb 25, 2010 8:10 PM PST up reply actions
ye
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
don't think you're too cool to say yes
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by portlandgiirl91 on Feb 25, 2010 8:18 PM PST up reply actions
gangrene
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
does it smell like almonds?
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Feb 25, 2010 8:08 PM PST up reply actions
where is the pain? what does the pain feel like?
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
its on the left side of my left foot
it just hurts when i walk on it. its not swollen or anything but its really uncomfortable when i put pressure on it.
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 8:08 PM PST up reply actions
could be a stress fracture or plantar fasciitis.
i think you just got travis/martell’d
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
NUTS wtf
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 8:16 PM PST up reply actions
i was kidding, sorta.
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
cmon doc
be straight with me
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 8:17 PM PST up reply actions
it’s probably nothing though. if it still hurts next week have someone look at it
“Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen”
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
by cloudydays on Feb 25, 2010 8:15 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
pop ibuprofen if it starts to hurt, as it will relieve pain and help with inflammation, if it is p fasciitis
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
shaq sitting out of the rest of the cavs/c's game due to a
sprained right thumb
hes a tough dude
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 6:41 PM PST reply actions
Remember when he had to go to the hospital
Because Pryz jabbed a finger in his eye accidentally.
Good times.
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same with peirce with a sprained finger right? smh
kobe didn’t
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by portlandgiirl91 on Feb 25, 2010 6:42 PM PST up reply actions
nah just bedge
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 6:45 PM PST up reply actions
I did
It was “meh.”
Nate’s kid isn’t very good. Hit a couple shot-put 3s. That’s about it.
Free AK1984
He's a lot like Nate
His freshman year in the state B-Ball finals, He hit a clutch 3 that broke my HS teams back. :(
Official Adrian Wojnarowski Hater.
The Ardent Optimist.
This is why when I get to my dissertation
I’m always planning a budget line in my grant request for transcription of interviews.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I just spent 3 hours
On 20 minutes of interview. :(
Official Adrian Wojnarowski Hater.
The Ardent Optimist.
I took an interview methods class
And the prof had his transcribe interviews so we would not be tempted to do it ourselves when we wrote our dissertations.
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Our own
WE had to do and transcribe interviews, including all the transcription notes like pauses, tone of voice, etc.
I borrowed my dad’s legal recording/transcription system (he’s a lawyer) and a 20 minute interview still took me 3 hours.
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take bowling dude
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 6:53 PM PST up reply actions
i dont think i can justify taking bowling to my mom, who pays for my schooling.
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by HD on Feb 25, 2010 6:58 PM PST up reply actions
but you can justify croquet?
ima take bowling sometime up here just cause it would be the easiest class in the world
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 6:59 PM PST up reply actions
i wasn't saying i was gonna take a croquet class
i just couldn’t believe they offered it
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by HD on Feb 25, 2010 7:00 PM PST up reply actions
oh lol
my mom doesnt care if i take bowling. you should justify it by telling your mom that you want to make it your new hobby and/or go pro.
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 7:02 PM PST up reply actions
i think her response would be
“great! there is a bowling alley just a couple miles away, go practice there on ur own dime”
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by HD on Feb 25, 2010 7:06 PM PST up reply actions
Me and your mother just worry you're not taking your education seriously, is all
Especially after your freshman year.
#52
hey im majoring in accounting
how much more serious can i get?
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by HD on Feb 25, 2010 7:08 PM PST up reply actions
You tell me, mister
Me and your mother are paying for this 4 year vacation, at least with your attitude and approach to education it’s like a vacation.
My stars!
#52
lol just say you need a coach to get started and tell her that the teacher will teach you things you couldnt figure out otherwise
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 7:07 PM PST up reply actions
and i know this because
when i said i was thinking about studying abroad i was told this “oh that could be fun. just get a job this summer and save up”
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by HD on Feb 25, 2010 7:08 PM PST up reply actions
Although I think bowling at Grinnell
Was basically an excuse for the college to subsidize the bowling alley and keep it in business. They didn’t even have electronic scoring there until 2003, my junior year.
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ew
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 7:01 PM PST up reply actions
Advantage was unlimited practice balls
If you started off badly.
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what comes in this box? this box that rocks.
yeahhh i wanna take it just to show up all the people that take it
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 7:04 PM PST up reply actions
Seems pretty bland. Essentially Dave called it?
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The Ardent Optimist.
PRS called it the morning the article released.
Got to give them credit.
Dave’s always the voice of reason at BE so no surprise he called it too.
I hope that things work out.
I need to keep my irrational loves.
Official Adrian Wojnarowski Hater.
The Ardent Optimist.
Rudy gives the team variety
His on-court style is unique. I’m sure it drives Nate nuts, but it’s also fun to watch when he’s playing well.
I think it was the Thunder game or something.
Where he pretty much had the worst game ever.
That was the only game where I have ever disliked everything he did on the floor.
Can’t say that about most other players.
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The Ardent Optimist.
hmmm at the end of the article sounds like he needs a girlfriend
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by portlandgiirl91 on Feb 25, 2010 6:59 PM PST up reply actions
are you implying you'd sleep with him?
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by portlandgiirl91 on Feb 25, 2010 7:03 PM PST up reply actions
S
M
H
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 7:06 PM PST up reply actions
yeahhhh seriously..
lol but then again i definitely don’t blame him
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by portlandgiirl91 on Feb 25, 2010 7:07 PM PST up reply actions
yes
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 7:08 PM PST up reply actions
you know that is a good question cuz i really don't know
but then again you did say i ain’t no girl! yesterday so….
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by portlandgiirl91 on Feb 25, 2010 7:08 PM PST up reply actions
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 7:01 PM PST up reply actions
k.......
sucha inviting photo
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by portlandgiirl91 on Feb 25, 2010 7:04 PM PST up reply actions
i wonder if rudy does hair gel ads in spain?
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by HD on Feb 25, 2010 7:06 PM PST up reply actions
he must
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 7:07 PM PST up reply actions
yes
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 7:08 PM PST up reply actions
oooooo 1 hour to survivah bros!!!!!!!!!!!
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 7:00 PM PST reply actions
that is lots and lots in just one box
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 7:04 PM PST up reply actions
I actually picked up a box today for lunch
During my test, twas good test food for day 1 of 5.
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taco del mar
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 7:11 PM PST up reply actions
taco del mar is bomb though
they got some gooood legit mexi food
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 7:14 PM PST up reply actions
They invaded the Bay Area a few years ago
Then left quickly after. My best guess is that they were run poorly, but who knows.
First time I've eaten their food in years
But I needed to get out mid-day, took a walk with the dog, picked up a Barkley box.
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volcano box >> big box
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 7:12 PM PST up reply actions
hahahh
best commercial
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by portlandgiirl91 on Feb 25, 2010 7:07 PM PST up reply actions
I'm very excited.
I hope that they don’t vote him off because he’s their strongest player.
22 year old born and raised in hillsboro!!!!!
This season is awesome
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by blazeraddict on Feb 25, 2010 7:43 PM PST up reply actions
yeeeeep
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 7:43 PM PST up reply actions
The commercial for this episode has me excited
looks like James goes D-Bo on some folks
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"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez
by blazeraddict on Feb 25, 2010 7:47 PM PST up reply actions
good
i love him getting angry
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 7:48 PM PST up reply actions
I wonder how many signatures i need on the petition to get ben to consider it.....
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 7:11 PM PST reply actions
sign it!
http://www.petitiononline.com/ak1984/
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 7:14 PM PST up reply actions
too bad
you know you miss him
sign it cause you miss him
http://www.petitiononline.com/ak1984/
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 7:15 PM PST up reply actions
haha
even used “y’all”
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 7:20 PM PST up reply actions
None of the rest of us say y'all.
(btw did you know you can’t search for that word in the SBN search box? No results)
it’s an imitator, though. Someone used a word they know he uses, but it’s pretty obvious that AK would either sign as “AK1984” or “Anthony King.”
He would NEVER leave the sentence without a period, and his sentence would definitely not be grammatically incorrect.
#52 #10 #7
I believe you are correct.
“y’all” isn’t that specific a word either… if I was saying “all y’all are busters” or some other jokey comment blasting a group of people, y’all would be used.
#52
AK wouldn’t have left the period off the end.
#52 #10 #7
by Cablinasian on Feb 25, 2010 7:22 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Yea it won't really make a difference.
If anything Dave will just get mad that we’re defying his rules.
22 year old born and raised in hillsboro!!!!!
When I have a mod question or opinion, I take it up in mail with Dave
He’s always been very responsive, even when I had no doubt he’d disagree with me.
Or I bug Prez. I don’t talk to him enough, seems like a good reason.
maybe dave will ban me cause of this
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 7:21 PM PST up reply actions
Doubtful
Only the Faker and Fuskie bans were ban you for stuff like this. They banned me for far far lesss.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
im kidding about it
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 7:24 PM PST up reply actions
Seriously I made a comment kind of making a low level
Hit at one of their recruits (who only got a D1 offer from one other school, Idaho) and banned.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
yea when Ben was helping me unban my other accounts ...
he had to talk to Dave first
22 year old born and raised in hillsboro!!!!!
What if Dave goes all authoritarian
And decides to ban all of AK’s supporters in the middle of the night.
Official Adrian Wojnarowski Hater.
The Ardent Optimist.
oh nuts
i wonder if i can edit it
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 7:20 PM PST up reply actions
Signing it is fine and no one will get in trouble for it.
But if AK wants to come back, he’s gotta do it through Dave… no one can do it for him.
#52
cavs finally have the lead
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Feb 25, 2010 7:16 PM PST reply actions
The Cs really have big porblems holding leads
And no injury excuses like us.
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paul pierce?
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 7:24 PM PST up reply actions
reminds me of another team
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by portlandgiirl91 on Feb 25, 2010 7:25 PM PST up reply actions
don't make excuses for the blazers blowing huge leads
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Feb 25, 2010 7:27 PM PST up reply actions
lol
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 7:29 PM PST up reply actions
just change one vowel to another
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 7:32 PM PST up reply actions
sorry
hehehe
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 7:34 PM PST up reply actions
I'm not but we're not supposed to be title contenders this year
They are. Title contenders don’t blow leads like that all the time.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Its actually cause JJ Hickson is so damn good.
Cant you tell?
Official Adrian Wojnarowski Hater.
The Ardent Optimist.
We should put LMA in that Mech from District 9
Then he could box out.
Official Adrian Wojnarowski Hater.
The Ardent Optimist.
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Steve Blake has 34 assists and just 8 turnovers in his short time with the Clippers.
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 7:32 PM PST reply actions
blake > fernandez
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 7:33 PM PST up reply actions
Do you guys remember your first comment on here?
Official Adrian Wojnarowski Hater.
The Ardent Optimist.
I was totally freaked to post on here.
Intimidated by all of the knowledge floating around.
Official Adrian Wojnarowski Hater.
The Ardent Optimist.
i do not
i know it was on the roybot though
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 7:43 PM PST up reply actions
no but i remember the 1st time i was on the mainpage like it was yesterday
the few, the proud, the blazers
by HD on Feb 25, 2010 7:57 PM PST up reply actions
I can't remember a comment I made yesterday
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by Tyler Durrden on Feb 25, 2010 8:01 PM PST up reply actions
That should do it for the LeBrons
Outscoring the Cs 47-27 in the second half so far.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Celtics are just giving up
And why is Rondo shooting so many jumpers? He’s watching video of Dre too much.
#52
This is prolly why Simmons like the Thunder more
Less expectations, so if the Thunder lose it isn’t a big deal.
If the Celtics lose, they were meant to win, so he gets upset like a loser.
#52
after last night’s OKC loss, he just said “well, gotta lose some to learn lessons!”
All three of his teams are in the weird after-effects of being good. Not quite great anymore, not favorites, and declining.
#52 #10 #7
They put Robinson in a while back
That’s basically conceding right there.
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lol
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 7:40 PM PST reply actions
teeheehee
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 7:44 PM PST reply actions
i'm sure you joined this group on FB
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Feb 25, 2010 7:46 PM PST up reply actions
yup
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 7:47 PM PST up reply actions
haaaaaaaaa
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 7:47 PM PST up reply actions
lol
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 7:48 PM PST up reply actions
Hang onto GO
He’ll be back come playoff time.
Official Adrian Wojnarowski Hater.
The Ardent Optimist.
I'm hanging onto him out of love
But if he comes back, hey, why not.
I don’t think it’s possible he’s back in time for fantasy playoffs, though. Those end before the playoffs start, after all.
#52
Curry is really good
Free AK1984.
"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez
stephen, or like yellow curry? Jalfreezi and Korma are too of my favorites
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by Tyler Durrden on Feb 25, 2010 7:58 PM PST up reply actions
Stephen, but the others are good as well
Free AK1984.
"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez
by blazeraddict on Feb 25, 2010 8:02 PM PST up reply actions
two^^
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by Tyler Durrden on Feb 25, 2010 8:03 PM PST up reply actions
geez tom's bitching on survivor is sooooo annoying
get over it
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 8:04 PM PST reply actions
whatev giiiiirl
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 8:10 PM PST up reply actions
Is it tiny and not black? Cause that prolly is a black widow.
I’d light a fire in the bathtub and lock yourself outside
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by Tyler Durrden on Feb 25, 2010 8:07 PM PST up reply actions
the head can still bite you for up to 12 weeks
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by Tyler Durrden on Feb 25, 2010 8:10 PM PST up reply actions
He needs to take the head and impale it on a freshly burned matchstick.
Then dust it with approximately .027649 grams of freshly ground cayenne pepper, harvested during an el nino summer. At this point you will need the following:
1- 7 inch butterfly knife, double-honed
1- gallon freshly milked pigs blood, preferably from a downward facing havelina hog
1- pubic hair of a 64 year old Laotian woman, Grandmother of 4
3- pounds pot metal slag, ground to swarf on a coarse, dry whetstone
1- pound of dynamite in the trunk of a late 60’s classic american muscle car with a rusted out passenger side rocker panel.
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by Tyler Durrden on Feb 25, 2010 8:18 PM PST up reply actions
No shortcuts
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by Tyler Durrden on Feb 25, 2010 8:28 PM PST up reply actions
Tiny, young black widows, which are nearly white in color, disperse to new locations by ballooning and infest new areas.
#52
I heard they crawl in your noseholes at night and breed
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by Tyler Durrden on Feb 25, 2010 8:19 PM PST up reply actions
I got bit Mort, years ago. It changed me.
I’m alive, but sometimes it feels like I’m so empty inside, like it bit my soul.
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by Tyler Durrden on Feb 25, 2010 8:21 PM PST up reply actions
I heard if you get bit by a spider right on your hamstring
you turn into a commodore 64
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by Tyler Durrden on Feb 25, 2010 8:30 PM PST up reply actions
Brown recluse's and black widows are closely related and common in dry parts of Ca
by southern oregon on Feb 25, 2010 8:21 PM PST up reply actions
ive been bit by a recluse before
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#52
did your face rot off?
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by Tyler Durrden on Feb 25, 2010 8:23 PM PST up reply actions
my skin melted
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
all of it?
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by Tyler Durrden on Feb 25, 2010 8:24 PM PST up reply actions
nearly
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
I got bit by a Black Widow when I lived in Colorado
Bit me right in the crook of my arm, nasty bite too. It swelled up and became spongy at the actual location of the bite, the immediate surrounding area swelled up like I had a golf ball under my skin. Couldn’t bend my arm right for a couple of days, and it felt like I had the flu. The scar actually lasted well over a year from that.
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by Tyler Durrden on Feb 25, 2010 8:27 PM PST up reply actions
my friends and i were playing ‘war games’ outside and i was laying prone by a stack of firewood. i felt a sting on my stomach and looked to see this little brown spider crawling away.
i was bit on the left side of my stomach. the left side of my chest and stomach became incredibly swollen and turned into a brownish color. it looked like i had a giant mole, except it was blistered where i was bit. i was extremely sick for the next week or so, just insanely ill.
the scar lasted for a long time after that.
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
That sounds horrible, is it worse to be bit as a child? I was about 21 when that Black Widow bit me
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by Tyler Durrden on Feb 25, 2010 8:36 PM PST up reply actions
`
how did you know it was bw? did you see it?
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
actually I totally guessed
but there were only Black Widow’s and Brown Recluse’ listed as poisonous spiders in the area I lived in, and we had found Black Widow’s in the house before. From what I’ve heard doesn’t the Brown Recluse bite have to be treated by a doctor, lest it actually start rotting?
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by Tyler Durrden on Feb 25, 2010 8:56 PM PST up reply actions
yes
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
had to go to the doctor every day for a week to make sure there was no necrosis (death of tissue)
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
did it smell like almonds?
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by Tyler Durrden on Feb 25, 2010 9:15 PM PST up reply actions
yeah. that’s one of the symptoms of having gangrene
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
I know, it seems like the most delicious symptom
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by Tyler Durrden on Feb 25, 2010 9:18 PM PST up reply actions
Scorpions are no fun either and they look like a ball of slimey
White thread when they first hatch
by southern oregon on Feb 25, 2010 8:25 PM PST up reply actions
I'm getting by
One day at a time. It was a close call though… a spider, where I live?! Where I eat and sleep and raise my family?!
In my HOME, Timmay. My HOME.
#52
I DONT KNOW IF YOULL MAKE IT THIS SEASON, MORTIMER. IT DOESNT SOUND GOOD FROM HERE. YOU TRIED, MORTIMER, YOU TRIED AND YOU JUST CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT IT.
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
I can't remember how I lived life before this moment
I actually just put my shoes on with no socks to run downstairs because I had some food delivered, and after I put them on I had the quick thought “eww what if a spider was in here”.
#52
please do
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
We found a nasty looking one in bed
On the pillow, next to the wife’s head.
You know how Mort checks his shoe now? Imagine doing it for your bed daily.
My wife just popped up with
“I’m sorry, I didn’t ask it for its resume before I screamed, threw my laptop and ran”.
So it’s confirmed neither one of us broached the topic in conversation with the spider.
was it bigger than a bread box?
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Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
Smaller spider
I’m pretty hopeful it wasn’t poisonous, but it was unique for our area and I don’t think it would have mattered for my wife’s reaction.
Then GROW UP
One time when I was 8 years old, I was reading in bed (something really advanced for my age, like a 27th grade level book or sumthin’) and a spider dangled down on a strand of webbing RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FACE and without thinking I slammed the book shut and killed him.
#52
That's like me and snakes in the toilet
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by Tyler Durrden on Feb 25, 2010 8:28 PM PST up reply actions
I always check
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by Tyler Durrden on Feb 25, 2010 8:33 PM PST up reply actions
Perhaps you'll get a rat instead
Then they’ll cancel it out.
Oh, or maybe you should just keep a mongoose around, and teach it to check the toilets at regular interviews. Maybe name him Riki Toilet Tavi or something.
that’s a great great great short story
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#52
riki tikki tavi, that is
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
Hey, my short story wasn't bad either!
But seriously, great short story, I couldn’t resist stealing it.
They imported mongoose's to the Islands to kill rats
Did not work
by southern oregon on Feb 25, 2010 8:39 PM PST up reply actions
Funny story, when my parents were visiting mexico they saw these really cute dogs
they had a lot of really fluffy fur, and they were really small. My mom wanted one so bad, and she would not let up on my dad about it, so finally on the last day of the trip he told her he would get one. He went through a lot of trouble getting that thing, clearing out a little area of his suitcase for it so he could smuggle it back in the country.
After a nervous exchange with a border guard, they managed to get back to California. My mother was so happy when she got home. She went out and bought the thing it’s own little doggy bed, had some custom food bowls made because the thing was too tiny to use any that she could find at the pet store. She knew that she had to take it to the vet, but she was so nervous because she didn’t want to get in trouble for smuggling an animal into the country. However, she was left with no choice when the dog, “Senor Taco” bit my sister.
She took Senor Taco to the vet, and after a few minutes the vet came out with a puzzled look on his face.
“Mrs. Blank,” he said in a most serious tone, “Where did you get this dog?”
Nervously, she told him that she got it in an Arizona border town.
“Mrs. Blank, don’t lie to me.”
“I don’t know what you mean.” she said
“Mrs Blank, what you brought me… what you think is a dog…. it’s really a COB OF CORN!!”
True story.
She’s never been the same.
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by Tyler Durrden on Feb 25, 2010 8:52 PM PST up reply actions
canzano wants the lakers
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 8:07 PM PST reply actions
I do not click Bald Fool links
Safe to assume its lame?
by southern oregon on Feb 25, 2010 8:10 PM PST up reply actions
here is an update on the injury
http://sports.espn.go.com/boston/nba/news/story?id=4946988
22 year old born and raised in hillsboro!!!!!
Gawd, I love pulled pork!
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by Tyler Durrden on Feb 25, 2010 9:41 PM PST up reply actions
I never complained to mods or flagged him but he was pissing me off because I could not make a
Comment on any subject without him being the first reply re the last argument we had and whining that I had not conceded that he was right again and again and again
by southern oregon on Feb 25, 2010 8:44 PM PST up reply actions
He went too far and got too personal in debates with people across the site
He is a very smart guy with a great basketball mind but he could be condescending, and then get rude sometimes.
#52
The "so what if I piss people off,thats just the way I roll" reply he gave me when I told him he might
Want to consider mellowing out put him on my auto-ignore list
by southern oregon on Feb 25, 2010 8:53 PM PST up reply actions
It got to where I could not make a comment without having to ignore his
“You just dont understand how smart I am and how stupid you are” nonsense,I am a smart, educated guy , I dont like people presuming to talk down to me
by southern oregon on Feb 25, 2010 9:00 PM PST up reply actions
he was quick to personal attacks and getting way too emotional about some things
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by Tyler Durrden on Feb 25, 2010 8:54 PM PST up reply actions
that sounds like me
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by Tyler Durrden on Feb 25, 2010 8:58 PM PST up reply actions
I can find some absolutely disgusting spider bite videos if anyone wants to see something like that.
Official Adrian Wojnarowski Hater.
The Ardent Optimist.
ughhhhhh! i hate northwest spiders! that is certainly one thing i do not miss!!!!!!
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by portlandgiirl91 on Feb 25, 2010 8:48 PM PST up reply actions
no clue. but any kinda spiders make me cringe! can't take it!
i use to have to windex them down and then put a cup over their died body because i couldn’t pick it up and throw em away!
never seen a cali spider but thank god theres not any spiders down here in the south
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by portlandgiirl91 on Feb 25, 2010 8:52 PM PST up reply actions
yeah probably not.
you ever get that feeling when you think or even see a snake/spider you feel them crawling on you or you get that itchy feeling?
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Feb 25, 2010 9:03 PM PST up reply actions
talkin bout rikki tik and kipling
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Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
mongoose
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
my bullets are always silver, in the hope that ‘teen wolf’ is running around terrorizing people
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
dude if we had teen wolf on our team?
He wouldn’t bitch about playing time cause he’d be lighting suckers up!
OT, do you think teen wolf can lick it?
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by Tyler Durrden on Feb 25, 2010 9:00 PM PST up reply actions
i think according to the depth chart, he’d be guarding mills, on the bench
by EvilKaramazov on Feb 25, 2010 9:01 PM PST up reply actions
and the second question????
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by Tyler Durrden on Feb 25, 2010 9:02 PM PST up reply actions
contract would be voided, surfing delivery trucks….
by EvilKaramazov on Feb 25, 2010 9:06 PM PST up reply actions
you should have that checked, it could be serious.
by EvilKaramazov on Feb 25, 2010 8:53 PM PST up reply actions
i was afraid i was going to get rolled.
by EvilKaramazov on Feb 25, 2010 8:53 PM PST up reply actions
Haha, TEEN FROM THE 80s
That guy married that girl in that video, which I bet was awesome for 3 weeks or so.
#52
yall are crazy
this is easily the best music video ever
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 8:57 PM PST up reply actions
99 problems, sabotage, nuthin but a g thang, california love, no rain, and this one
thanks for playing
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#52
hahhahahah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTCm8tdHkfI
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Feb 25, 2010 8:57 PM PST reply actions
lol
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 9:00 PM PST up reply actions
totally reminds me of someone who is in love with him
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 9:00 PM PST up reply actions
Haha PG was totally looking for Justin Bieber music.
Official Adrian Wojnarowski Hater.
The Ardent Optimist.
techincally its not spoilers now since it has aired
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 9:05 PM PST up reply actions
freud would disagree
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by Tyler Durrden on Feb 25, 2010 9:09 PM PST up reply actions
or Jung or whoever
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by Tyler Durrden on Feb 25, 2010 9:10 PM PST up reply actions
well it has aired for us
so we’re free to talk about it
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 9:08 PM PST up reply actions
shut it
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 9:09 PM PST up reply actions
i survived, but will likely eat one of the other contestants☺
by EvilKaramazov on Feb 25, 2010 9:07 PM PST up reply actions
(I actually don’t give a damn about Survivor, I’m trying to use trickery so we don’t talk about it here)
#52
(
(I’ve never watched it Mort, cause I think it blows hard)
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by Tyler Durrden on Feb 25, 2010 9:09 PM PST up reply actions
(It seemed really boring, but if people like it that’s their choice. I dated a girl who tried out for it once so I watched some episodes because of her and I said this is boring.)
#52
.
(I just think it’s kind of sad, they way some people just get so obsessed about it. Seriously people there is more to life than sitting there, staring at a screen, becoming overly absorbed by the lives and actions of complete strangers. Am I the only person who thinks this is incredibly unhealthy?)
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by Tyler Durrden on Feb 25, 2010 9:15 PM PST up reply actions
doesn't Bedge have that info?
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by Tyler Durrden on Feb 25, 2010 9:38 PM PST up reply actions
Seriously people there is more to life than sitting there, staring at a screen, becoming overly absorbed by the lives and actions of complete strangers.
33 year old jewish man born in brighton!!! go yanks!
it's so true, so true
it’s almost ironic
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by Tyler Durrden on Feb 25, 2010 9:42 PM PST up reply actions
I know, Survivor is weak because of that
On an unrelated note, I wonder if LMA and Roy are still friends now that Outlaw is gone.
#52
I don't know, but I am DYING to find out...
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by Tyler Durrden on Feb 25, 2010 9:45 PM PST up reply actions
Russell hiding the machette=pure awesomeness
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 9:09 PM PST up reply actions
Russells season hadn't aired yet when he went on for this season.
So none of them know how great of a player he is. They actually think he wants to have sex with Pavarti. LOL.
22 year old born and raised in hillsboro!!!!!
are nature valley granola bars designed to break your skull off?
Seriously, what kind of sadist wants something to be THAT CRUNCHY?!?!?!?
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not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
It's not enjoyable
But I don’t like crunchy in general.
Those are like rocks though. You gotta use your back teeth and CRUNCH sharply.
#52
why did they develop "Tungsten Caramel"?
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by Tyler Durrden on Feb 25, 2010 9:11 PM PST up reply actions
seems like such a limited consumer base
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by Tyler Durrden on Feb 25, 2010 9:17 PM PST up reply actions
connery > moore > craig > brosnan > dalton
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
Lazenby>Connery>Moore>Craig>Dalton>Brosnon>Niven>Allen
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by Tyler Durrden on Feb 25, 2010 9:19 PM PST up reply actions
lazenby?
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
On her majesty's secret service
Telly Sevalis was the bad guy, and James Bond was played by George Lazenby, a former stuntman. It was his only role as James Bond and the movie features the only wife of James Bond, who dies at the end. In the opening sequence of For Your Eyes Only, Bond is seen at the gravesite of his wife placing roses at her headstone.
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by Tyler Durrden on Feb 25, 2010 9:23 PM PST up reply actions
here's a pic
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by Tyler Durrden on Feb 25, 2010 9:25 PM PST up reply actions
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by Tyler Durrden on Feb 25, 2010 9:27 PM PST up reply actions
i know who lazenby is, and ive seen onhmss.
but dammit connery was the best bond, and it’s not even close
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
if that's what you want to think, then that's cool man
I’m thinking of bumping up Dalton over Moore
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by Tyler Durrden on Feb 25, 2010 10:02 PM PST up reply actions
those are actually really good
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Feb 25, 2010 9:10 PM PST up reply actions
I like the peanut butter ones
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by Tyler Durrden on Feb 25, 2010 9:11 PM PST up reply actions
ewwww. i like the non peanut butter ones
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by portlandgiirl91 on Feb 25, 2010 9:11 PM PST up reply actions
you would
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by Tyler Durrden on Feb 25, 2010 9:12 PM PST up reply actions
lol pg who is that girl?
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 9:09 PM PST reply actions
it's my best friends cousin.....
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by portlandgiirl91 on Feb 25, 2010 9:10 PM PST up reply actions
wierd haha
i dont ignore friend requests unless they’re spam
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 9:11 PM PST up reply actions
that's odd she added you...
mayeb cuz you have blazers in ur photo is the only thing i can think of lol
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by portlandgiirl91 on Feb 25, 2010 9:12 PM PST up reply actions
her best friend=wow
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 9:12 PM PST up reply actions
lol
what?
she hot!
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 9:14 PM PST up reply actions
poidh
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Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
post or it didn't happen
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by Tyler Durrden on Feb 25, 2010 9:17 PM PST up reply actions
what? i thought it was photos or it didn't happen
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by portlandgiirl91 on Feb 25, 2010 9:17 PM PST up reply actions
whatevs
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by Tyler Durrden on Feb 25, 2010 9:18 PM PST up reply actions
smh
pics or it didnt happen
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 9:17 PM PST up reply actions
that's what I meant!
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by Tyler Durrden on Feb 25, 2010 9:18 PM PST up reply actions
haha that'd be kinda wierd
make pg do it
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 9:16 PM PST up reply actions
yeah not going to do that lol
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by portlandgiirl91 on Feb 25, 2010 9:18 PM PST up reply actions
yeah it would be really wierd
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 9:18 PM PST up reply actions
then again i got 2 bfs so you actually don't know which one i was talking about
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by portlandgiirl91 on Feb 25, 2010 9:19 PM PST up reply actions
oh, well
idc i know which one im talkin bout
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 9:20 PM PST up reply actions
hahah the asian one then
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by portlandgiirl91 on Feb 25, 2010 9:22 PM PST up reply actions
yeah the one with the same last name as phil
im not tryin to drop names in here
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 9:24 PM PST up reply actions
haha indeed. of course.
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by portlandgiirl91 on Feb 25, 2010 9:25 PM PST up reply actions
you gotta prove it son
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
lrn2fb stalk
or ask norsk, he showed us all the light
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 9:19 PM PST up reply actions
i wish i hadnt. disappointed (sorry pgiirl :( )
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
wat
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 9:23 PM PST up reply actions
he's confusing too lol
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by portlandgiirl91 on Feb 25, 2010 9:25 PM PST up reply actions
i think i found the best friend that is the cousin of whoever im now friends with
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 9:26 PM PST up reply actions
my bf? isn't that hard lol
esp with phil’s last name
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by portlandgiirl91 on Feb 25, 2010 9:27 PM PST up reply actions
no the one i just became friends with
unless that’s her cousin, or im now confused
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 9:28 PM PST up reply actions
i’m beyond confused. i have no clue who her best friend is but my best friend is cousins with your new friend lol
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by portlandgiirl91 on Feb 25, 2010 9:31 PM PST up reply actions
yes
you said you had 2. I think i found the one whose cousin it is but then you confused me by saying something about phil. is it the one with phil’s last name or no?
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 9:34 PM PST up reply actions
didn’t i say asian. yes, the one with phil’s last name!
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by portlandgiirl91 on Feb 25, 2010 9:36 PM PST up reply actions
ok cause she was friends with someone else
and not friends with the asian one so i just assumed
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 9:37 PM PST up reply actions
you are right they aren’t friends on FB. my bf is psycho like that. she deletes her FB friend if they piss her off lol or something like that
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by portlandgiirl91 on Feb 25, 2010 9:39 PM PST up reply actions
okie doke
either way, you should get your best friend to join bedge
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 9:41 PM PST up reply actions
hahahha i'll work on it mate
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by portlandgiirl91 on Feb 25, 2010 9:43 PM PST up reply actions
yessssssss
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 9:43 PM PST up reply actions
I thought you just randomly found it
I sent it to my sisters though cause they love Justin Bieber too.
Official Adrian Wojnarowski Hater.
The Ardent Optimist.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
you have no idea what we’re talking about
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 9:16 PM PST up reply actions
seriously...he's cornfusing me
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by portlandgiirl91 on Feb 25, 2010 9:16 PM PST up reply actions
STOP ACTING LIKE THERE IS A DEBATE
It is Tyreke, TNT studio crew… he is the only choice for ROY.
#52
brandon jennings=roy
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 9:16 PM PST up reply actions
some bay area guy will vote for Steph and some Milwaukee guy will vote for Jennings
Tyreke will be unanimous minus those two.
Free AK1984
If you had watched him all season and been with him every day you'd vote the same way
You saw his true ROYness.
#52
Oregon leads USC 47-44 with under 4 left
In LA.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
i hope you didn’t jinx it sky. morty why aren’t you at the game!? i know how much you love college bball.
lessssss go #52
We suck so much
Its hilarious that we’re in this game, Oregon is getting doubled up on the glass, 44-22.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Big difference
Oregon is 14-21 from the FT line, USC only 1-5.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Oregon has USC's number
Season sweep. JUST LIKE FOOTBALL CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP!
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
i guess u could say oregon is ten points better than usc
actual quote from usc announcers.
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by HD on Feb 25, 2010 9:43 PM PST up reply actions
ANTHONY TOLIVER
FOR THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
how about trivia ?
who is the only blazer lead the league in fg % for a year?
Kiki?
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by Tyler Durrden on Feb 25, 2010 9:20 PM PST up reply actions
theo ratliff
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 9:21 PM PST up reply actions
hes actually top 10 in active career fg%
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 9:24 PM PST up reply actions
with at least 2000 makes
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 9:24 PM PST up reply actions
I remember the last game where he clinched it
He went 10 for 10 I believe… at the very least, he didn’t miss.
#52
Wheee, Malik Allen with the flagrant 1
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
DUCKS SWEEP USC!
We still suck but woot!
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Ducks outscored USC 31-12 in the second half to come from 9 down
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Survivor talk. What did y'all (DTL, Tin, and SM) think of the last episode?
22 year old born and raised in hillsboro!!!!!
lol
steroid sandwiches
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 9:36 PM PST up reply actions
finally they let him speak
everything that man says is gold
33 year old jewish man born in brighton!!! go yanks!
love him
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 9:38 PM PST up reply actions
i thought it was good.
this villain tribe is awesome. “do you think the tribe will come together after having faced a tribal council?” “no. not really.” it’s awesome. they all know how to play the game and screw all the rest of the stuff that doesn’t matter. hahaha plus, Coach was finally funny again. “You’re on the wrong tribe, James.” was funny. The challenge was embarrassing to watch though.
by DrivetheLane on Feb 26, 2010 7:29 AM PST up reply actions
If you thought the Erin Andrews clip was bad
Chuck Liddell and his anonymous girlfriend taped in the gym…sans outfits (it’s blurred, but still not safe for work).
hating advanced stats since 1980
hot gf
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 9:40 PM PST up reply actions
scottie pippen
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 9:42 PM PST up reply actions
If you don't enjoy jokes, the JD is the wrong place. :)
Shaw is a reference to a previous trivia contest btw.
Robert Pack?
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by Tyler Durrden on Feb 25, 2010 9:43 PM PST up reply actions
Cliff Robinson
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by Tyler Durrden on Feb 25, 2010 9:43 PM PST up reply actions
lol fat chance that anyone gets this
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 9:45 PM PST up reply actions
lol
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 9:46 PM PST up reply actions
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
TRIVIA IS SRS BUSINESS
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 9:46 PM PST up reply actions
you
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 9:49 PM PST up reply actions
oooh, me know, me know!!!
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by Tyler Durrden on Feb 25, 2010 9:49 PM PST up reply actions
I wish you would stop with your mouth movin' turkey
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by Tyler Durrden on Feb 25, 2010 9:47 PM PST up reply actions
i honestly think every inch of jr smith's body is covered in a tattoo
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by portlandgiirl91 on Feb 25, 2010 9:45 PM PST reply actions
are you wanting to find out?>
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 9:47 PM PST up reply actions
wth you guys are definitely the most confusing group of people
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by portlandgiirl91 on Feb 25, 2010 9:54 PM PST up reply actions
I am not a group!
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by Tyler Durrden on Feb 25, 2010 9:55 PM PST up reply actions
you're just learning this?
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 9:55 PM PST up reply actions
okie dokie artichokie
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 9:58 PM PST up reply actions
he should shave his eyebrows
and then just tat on new eyebrows
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by HD on Feb 25, 2010 9:52 PM PST up reply actions
Ones that give him a nice scowl
Because he’s from the streets, you see. The baddest suburban streets you’ll ever find.
#52
or have those slices going through em...if he doesn't already
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by portlandgiirl91 on Feb 25, 2010 9:55 PM PST up reply actions
even better
he could tat in slices. to be in a constant state of permafreshtodef
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by HD on Feb 25, 2010 9:58 PM PST up reply actions
i'd think that'd be impossible
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by portlandgiirl91 on Feb 25, 2010 10:00 PM PST up reply actions
ptb
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 9:47 PM PST up reply actions
We got twice as many wins as them
They could get Wall too, that’d be funny. They’ll never be good enough to make anyone worry, as long as they got that management and Nelly.
#52
wait what?
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 9:58 PM PST up reply actions
IM FLAGGING THIS
how dare you!
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 9:59 PM PST up reply actions
lol
Curry at the 1
Wall at the 2
Monta at the 3
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 9:52 PM PST up reply actions
I have not watched any college ball at all this year.
I can only stand 1 year out of every 3 or 4.
Official Adrian Wojnarowski Hater.
The Ardent Optimist.
i thought osu had that game
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
anthony morrow with the possible 4 point play
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 9:56 PM PST reply actions
Girl Scout cookies start selling in front of grocery stores this weekend, down here
I’m going to stay up until then, I’m so excited.
I don’t think I’ve had a samoa in 2 or 3 years. I love them so much, they are the greatest cookie, ever.
Ever ever ever. Ever.
#52
I just found out my GF has never had a samoa, and I've been turning down those little cookie-shillers for the last two weeks
I feel like a giant richard
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by Tyler Durrden on Feb 25, 2010 10:00 PM PST up reply actions
thin mints > samoas
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 10:00 PM PST up reply actions
thin mints are bomb
she’s never had one of those either. She’s never had a girl scout cookie! I feel like a turdnose
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by Tyler Durrden on Feb 25, 2010 10:03 PM PST up reply actions
Hey, mort put the pic up
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by Tyler Durrden on Feb 25, 2010 10:05 PM PST up reply actions
They popped in my head, I had to look
Turns out it’s this weekend. The spirits that live in the air told me.
#52
why would she want to live in a world without flavor???
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by Tyler Durrden on Feb 25, 2010 10:11 PM PST up reply actions
shoutin' out the backmouth?
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by Tyler Durrden on Feb 25, 2010 10:06 PM PST up reply actions
I wish
Thin Mints should be called… Thin… Squints. Yeah. Thin Squints because they… I dunno, they’re dumb.
#52
I have had a similar but different experience with tag-a-long's
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by Tyler Durrden on Feb 25, 2010 10:09 PM PST up reply actions
All of them are pretty dumb besides Samoas
Samoas are like getting frenched by Jesus, and he’ll still talk to you when he’s around his friends.
#52
tagalongs have fudge coating, do-si-do's are a peanut butter sandwich cookie served naked
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by Tyler Durrden on Feb 25, 2010 10:17 PM PST up reply actions
My wife:
“Why would you want those without the chocolate coating? Everything is better with chocolate.”
my bro in law hates chocolate
I know, he’s a jerk, but still, he doesn’t like chocolate
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by Tyler Durrden on Feb 25, 2010 10:19 PM PST up reply actions
Are you sure he isn't dating a 16 year old teen boy on the side?
It sounds like it, since he hates chocolate.
#52
I cannot disprove your query
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by Tyler Durrden on Feb 25, 2010 10:21 PM PST up reply actions
this seems like an appropriate comment
to follow one about frenching jeses
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do-si-do's?
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by Tyler Durrden on Feb 25, 2010 10:15 PM PST up reply actions
+92
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
by 92wastheyear on Feb 25, 2010 10:15 PM PST up reply actions
cake > pie
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 10:02 PM PST up reply actions
wrong
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by Tyler Durrden on Feb 25, 2010 10:02 PM PST up reply actions
Dude
Nothing in the entire world can beat a warm chocolate chip cookie. N.O.T.H.I.N.G.
Official Adrian Wojnarowski Hater.
The Ardent Optimist.
my reaction was directed at the cake>pie comment
I got no beef with your cookie fetish
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by Tyler Durrden on Feb 25, 2010 10:07 PM PST up reply actions
well yeah
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by Tyler Durrden on Feb 25, 2010 10:10 PM PST up reply actions
If you like crappy frosting and dry cake mouth
Samoas >>>> all, but good pies are up there.
Good cake is still just cake.
#52
it's just sweet bread covered in fat
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by Tyler Durrden on Feb 25, 2010 10:07 PM PST up reply actions
so?????????????????????????????????????????????
(all those question marks emphasize my point, and make you look dumb)
hating advanced stats since 1980
nah, a good cake is better than a crap pie
but an average pie is better than all but the very best cakes.
Free AK1984
I like the cut of your jib, kind sir
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by Tyler Durrden on Feb 25, 2010 10:10 PM PST up reply actions
former duck and now loyola marymount lion drew viney
went off tonight for 35 pts and 8 rbs. i know he left cause he wanted to be closer to home but dang it hurts to think what could have been( not that ernie would play him)
the few, the proud, the blazers
best olympic event, IMO.
High chance of death vs. high chance of awesome.
hating advanced stats since 1980
no judged sport cracks the top 5 for me
hockey, the speed alpine skiing events, snowboard and ski cross and short track are my favorites. I like a good XC ski/biathlon/nordic combined race also.
Free AK1984
that's a good point on the judging.
I might actually like the crazy downhill skiing better.
hating advanced stats since 1980
You have to at least pretend to like ice dancing to get the chicks
by southern oregon on Feb 25, 2010 10:09 PM PST up reply actions
lol
I can tolerate it for a while. Some of what they do is pretty impressive, some of those dancers are pretty hot and some of them chose some cool music. Sure can’t watch the whole competition though. Also, the “compulsory dance” where they all have to do the exact same dance is easily the most boring night of competition at the winter games.
Free AK1984
I am sure they have to train REAL hard to do that
Not dissing the performers,just not my cup of tea
by southern oregon on Feb 25, 2010 10:21 PM PST up reply actions
that liddell video is weeeeeeeeeeeeird
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
oh yeah.
why would you want that staged?
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
For attention
And it worked, I’m going to be talking about this until the end of this sentence is typed.
#52
lol@the person posing as AK
Dammit, I genuinely thank all of you folks — even those of whom who aren’t necessarily too fond of me — for this mind-blowing showing of support on my behalf. It’s very much appreciated, y’know. Oh, and even though this petition is highly unlikely to bring about my reinstatement, it’s a kind gesture nonetheless, which is what matters most to me.
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 10:08 PM PST reply actions
where are you guys reading this?
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by Tyler Durrden on Feb 25, 2010 10:14 PM PST up reply actions
Since he signed it AK1984 and it looked properly written
That one could be him. I don’t like the look of the one signed by “the real AK”.
#52
SM started an AK petition
Some of us believe the person saying he is AK on it, is not AK. I forget the link, I didn’t see any current comments.
#52
im confused
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 10:14 PM PST up reply actions
maybe it was really
Aaron Sass
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 10:15 PM PST up reply actions
must have been a great night
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
nordic combined is coming up soon.
can’t wait to hear the commentator go crazy at the finish again
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
yeah. i have no idea what happens.
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
I am watching the Dirty Dozen
Just finished watching “The Man who Shot Liberty Valance”
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
i love that movie. great western.
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
so was your momma
but I gave her the benefit of the doubt
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
by 92wastheyear on Feb 25, 2010 10:21 PM PST up reply actions
i kinda thought so too.
it’s good, but not great I thought.
by DrivetheLane on Feb 26, 2010 7:33 AM PST up reply actions
I liked that movie a lot
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
by 92wastheyear on Feb 25, 2010 10:21 PM PST up reply actions
Have you seen the Stunt Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BesLJgU0ZBs
I ♥ Julie Chu
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Feb 25, 2010 10:23 PM PST up reply actions
babs hershey lookin good, dang
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Feb 25, 2010 10:26 PM PST up reply actions
Doesn't she?
One of my favorite movies of all time
I ♥ Julie Chu
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Feb 25, 2010 10:29 PM PST up reply actions
I thought you were talking about
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
by 92wastheyear on Feb 25, 2010 10:27 PM PST up reply actions
There's a great story about Hooper and Richard Rush's Stunt Man
I ♥ Julie Chu
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Feb 25, 2010 10:32 PM PST up reply actions
what is it?
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
by 92wastheyear on Feb 25, 2010 11:08 PM PST up reply actions
Watching Jim Brown killin Nazis is fun
I ♥ Julie Chu
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Feb 25, 2010 10:20 PM PST up reply actions
stealing the gold there would have been big in the aerials
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
"the hurricane" lost?!@$@!
You can’t beat the Hurricane!!! What the Darius is this??@!##
Free AK1984
That guy had a ridicuously good landing
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I think the aerial freestyle should do away with the whole skis and ramp thingy.
And they should replace it with a catapult and muscle relaxers for the athletes.
.
.
.
and there should be fire
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
no, swords. Yep, swords
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Feb 25, 2010 10:22 PM PST up reply actions
What are Brandon Wright and A-Rand out with?
I know they are somewhat serious injuries but I don’t remember specifics.
#52
randolph messed up his knee
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 10:24 PM PST up reply actions
no. he got a bad ankle sprain
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
yeahh you're right
hmm i thought there was a GSW with a season ending knee injury
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 10:27 PM PST up reply actions
far more severe than oden’s though. it’s like oden and przybilla’s combined
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
Ouch
I knew it was up at Joel’s level, didn’t know it was worse. That sucks.
He had a 3 year deal though, right? It’d be worse if it was 2 years ago when he was a D-leaguer trying to make it.
#52
YEAH him
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 10:28 PM PST up reply actions
here
underwent an MRI exam Monday on his injured left ankle that revealed a tear of two outside ligaments in the ankle and a sprain in another ligament. He also has an avulsion fracture where the muscle pulled away from a piece of bone, which had prior damage from a previous sprain.
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
i dont think so. it’s a good sign he didn’t have to get surgery.
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
We should buy low
Can’t have enough lanky guys who will ultimately likely end up disappointing you.
#52
Oh snap I wasn't paying attention during the Nuggets game
7 threes for JR what whaaaat! FBB hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
#52
our guys need some neck tats
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Feb 25, 2010 10:26 PM PST up reply actions
he should get girl scout cookies
so street, at least in my neighborhood
I was blinded to that by sick alley-oops and facials
not to mention Greg crotchifyin’ suckas
by Tyler Durrden on Feb 25, 2010 10:31 PM PST up reply actions
If JR had a JR brain fart game instead GS would have had a chanch but he did a
hit a 3,steal.hit a 3 in about 3 seconds thing that crushed them
by southern oregon on Feb 25, 2010 10:28 PM PST up reply actions
I'm tempted to compare him to Rudy
But Rudy is a good kid.
Official Adrian Wojnarowski Hater.
The Ardent Optimist.
The #25 Oregon Ducks baseball team trailing Hawaii 4-2 in the sixth
GO DUCKS!
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
they’re ranked?
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
Yeah
They went 3-1 against a tough opening schedule, its not a real #25 but oh well.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
ah. kinda like udub’s during the football season?
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
Somethign like that
Still not bad for a program entering only its second year of play ot be ranked.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
they beat cal state fullerton
- in the league
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 10:29 PM PST up reply actions
ranked #4
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 10:29 PM PST up reply actions
baseball
sucks
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 10:28 PM PST up reply actions
nay
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
yay
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 10:29 PM PST up reply actions
indeed
but the players certainly don’t! mmhmm
loveisrespect
by portlandgiirl91 on Feb 25, 2010 10:32 PM PST up reply actions
You know what's best about the Olympics tonight
LAST NIGHT OF FIGURE SKATING!
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
lol
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 10:34 PM PST reply actions
no
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
they want you
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 10:37 PM PST up reply actions
hes not here
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 10:37 PM PST up reply actions
Heartbroken..... Our goats have escaped.
by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 10:38 PM PST up reply actions
I don't know what is more disgusting - the Oompa Loompa on the left,
or the chick with the HERP (look at the lower lip, that my friends is the gift that keeps on giving) on the right. SMH
Free AK1984.
"The two women were of a certain age and were clearly drunk... The only thing that I can get out of this is Why, since all these things happen to me, they couldn’t be two young girls and pretty? :-)" - Rudy Fernandez
by blazeraddict on Feb 25, 2010 10:42 PM PST up reply actions
i told all of you before the draft!
haha
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
bobby knight called him the best passer/playmaker in college basketball last year.
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
That's the only reason you thought so!!!
He’s a good combo guard and will soon be better than Monta, if he isn’t more useful already.
His slight, slight, slight frame that won’t ever have much muscle mass worries me.
He’s got his mom’s face, and body.
#52
pshaw. i watched as many davidson games as i could, i tried warning you about his playmaking ability!!
muscle is overrated!!!!1
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
I _also_ worry about bad habits being created by playing under Nelly
But he impresses me with his court vision and smarts in such an adorable package.
#52
i just wanna pinch his cheeks and say ‘booga booga booga’!!
in all seriousness, he’s gonna be a really good player; probably make an all star team or two, win a few 3 pt shooting competitions; but his frame probably will prevent him from becoming a great one
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
i am nostradamus
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
cloudstradawesome
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
im a very modest individual
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
as in fay wray, the lady who got stuck on the empire state building by that giant monkey?
(you could have taken that so many different directions. im glad you went the way you did haha)
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
Or his transvestite name
Claudia Daze
Roybot: "Then he said "My girlfriend is from LA." to which I replied "Well then you need to find a new girlfriend."’
by 92wastheyear on Feb 25, 2010 11:09 PM PST up reply actions
Clappy days
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
i think simmons, despite all his flaws, would be one of the best were he a regular on espn’s nba on tv coverage
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
that’s more of an insult on legler and co. than anything though
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
curry is my boy but there is no doubt that evans is the best rookie
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
Just got an email from Curry
TO: mortimerfromblazersedge@gmail.com
FROM: jackinshots010@dubs.net
SUBJECT: Re: Are You Cloudy Days boy?
Hey Mort, this is S-Curr. No, I don’t know him.
Hope all is well,
Love,
Stephanie
#52
DEMONG DEMONG DEMONG DEMONG
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
1-2 baby!
There’s your hidden gold JAKE!
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
yeah that would be huge
aerials and NC was huge today— puts the US in a great spot to hold off Germany for most total medals.
Free AK1984
I think that race is basically over honestly
The Germans don’t have that many medal chances left.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
0 medals in the sport for 20 Olympics
4 in this one.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
take that, alpine skiing!
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
Only 2 short of our record medal haul
From SLC. Best US Olympics ever.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Someone on ESPN said it
We got the advantage of being close to home without the pressure of being at home. Its a nice combo.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
yeah I was thinking that
there tends to be a home-continent advantage in the world cup, not just home nation. Oly might be the same deal.
Free AK1984
The smile on his face seemed to say
“At last.”
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Which is why he was the anchor
He was just handed too big a deficit in the team event.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE
Head back from AK. “The Real AK” obviously wasn’t him, and the other one IS him… the full paragraph.
Good job SM, you made an exile’s heart warm, so it was a nice gesture!
AK is insulted that the imposter did such a half-butted job of copying him.
#52
i dont believe you
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 10:46 PM PST up reply actions
i can feel something inside me say
i really dont think you’re strong enough, no
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
Well, Mort, one of those petition signatures is 100% mine, with that being the #25 post. Hell, I’ll cite it right here in the below paragraph.
“Dammit, I genuinely thank all of you folks — even those of whom who aren’t necessarily too fond of me — for this mind-blowing showing of support on my behalf. It’s very much appreciated, y’know. Oh, and even though this petition is highly unlikely to bring about my reinstatement, it’s a kind gesture nonetheless, which is what matters most to me.”
Also, the signature made by an individual with a somewhat similar, yet still altogether different moniker (i.e., The Real AK) is an imposter; that wasn’t me.
Whoever the imposter is didn’t even do a good job of pretending to be me, either, which is the most disappointing part in my opinion. [Shoot], if someone wants to mimic me, then they should copy my writing style with more precision instead of half-[butt]ing it like that.
It’s ironic that the imposter used the word “Real” in his/her pseudonym, though. If nothing else, I found that mildly amusing.
Good Times,
[real name]
#52
hahaha. kind of him to cite himself
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
haha i love this guy
i miss his drunk tinychats
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by Starvin' Marvin on Feb 25, 2010 10:50 PM PST up reply actions
And his random hatred of various players
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
I am shocked that AK was so cordial and thankful. Awesome.
#52 #10 #7
by Cablinasian on Feb 26, 2010 11:13 AM PST up reply actions
So basketball heads, know any good sites for demonstrating basketball sets, I feel like studying.
Silver linings. Silver linings. Silver linings.
good
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
Well I googled your mum and I'm afraid to say, it weren't pretty.
Silver linings. Silver linings. Silver linings.
Well I googled your mum and I'm afraid to say, it weren't pretty.
Silver linings. Silver linings. Silver linings.
double the comment double the fun?
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
I'm pretty sure with the picture came a quote from her that said something very similar, definitely wasn't the word comment though.
Can’t quite put my finger on it..
Silver linings. Silver linings. Silver linings.
of course ‘your mum’ would have some pretty nasty results. GEEZ PIRATE WHAT A N00B
"Your best?!?!! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and &^%@ the prom queen"
Super Rodgers Bros.
#52
Scallywag, we pirates don't deal with cloudy days, just rum hazed days.
REAL.MENZ
Silver linings. Silver linings. Silver linings.
The basketball season is like a dream
Its surreal and amazingly entertaining. Then it just ends :(
Official Adrian Wojnarowski Hater.
The Ardent Optimist.
Then that means your wife does too
Not because she slept with me or anything, but just a general statement about her cleanliness and faithfulness.
#52
She actually has bad vision
She just got cleared for surgery. One time, she ran out of contacts so she wore one of mine and I got a stigma-timmay
I am hands down the greatest Blazers fan on Blazersedge.
Will the US have universal health care and a balanced budget by April?
Possible, but rather unlikely.
i hate that there is no transparency
about his medical condition.
blazers are always mum about their players’ health. darius, being the exception.
I hate that he got injured this season.
We would have been Top 5 in the league, had he not been.
Official Adrian Wojnarowski Hater.
The Ardent Optimist.
Dave has to reexplain the rules too often.
As a more general note to all: no matter who you are or what point you’re making the following two things are both annoying and counterproductive:
1. Generalizing something as "typical of BE" in a disparaging tone, as if everyone here but you was a sheep flocking to the same behavior and opinions when even a cursory look at the comments shows this isn’t so.
2. Unleashing on a poster (or author) instead of just making whatever point you’re going to make and letting people discuss it fairly. It’s perfectly possible to be frustrated about something while still channeling that frustration into the actual subject at hand instead of other fans.
Official Adrian Wojnarowski Hater.
The Ardent Optimist.
Everyone who decides to comment on this blog should have to go through a training period where they spend a month or two in the JD.
Official Adrian Wojnarowski Hater.
The Ardent Optimist.
Heck no
This used to be a safe haven; free of a lot of what is annoying outside the JD. Now, not so much, and I’m not sure more folks in the JD is better.
I am hands down the greatest Blazers fan on Blazersedge.
It's still pretty safe
But yeah… coming to the JD first isn’t prolly the best idea to get acquainted with how to act on BE.
#52
Yeah
Too much pseudo-trash talking in here and new folks wouldn’t get it.
I am hands down the greatest Blazers fan on Blazersedge.
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