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Junk Drawer - 2/17/2010 - Junky McJunk Junk Edition


I thought up what to put in this junk drawer while I was taking a dump at work.

I'm basically gonna open up my mental junk drawer and share some of the contents so here goes.

Speaking of taking dumps at work, when I sold vehicles my boss told me once about what he called the "crap close".  If a customer (usually a male that could take a joke) was hemming and hawing about the monthly payment, if you were close you said, "Do you get paid by the hour?"  and if they said yes you would say, "I bet you use work time to take a crap don't you....." and hopefully they laugh and say they do.  So then you'd say, "Look, when you do that, just spend an extra 15 minutes or so in there and before you know it, you've made that extra money for this monthly payment difference we've got here."  The idea was to make them laugh.  He said he successfully used this close one time.  I never tried it.

 

Did you ever wonder how a bill becomes a law?  Wonder no more.

One of the greatest television opening credits ever (go to 24 seconds)

Here's a poem I like.

I enjoy drinking lemonade and iced tea and lemonade and iced tea mixed together.

The Wonder Years should be on DVD by now.  Just pay for the music rights for the love of good television! People will buy the DVD's!!!  Just like with Freaks and Geeks!

Being a codebreaker for a spy agency is hard work, I'd imagine.

a duck a lion a tiger a rickroll a beetle

Oregon is great in the summer because of all the fruit that grows around here.

 

well, that's enough junk I guess.

 

and Happy Birthday to Starvin Marvin and JKSnake99!!  Many happy returns to you both.

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