Those who expect moments of change to be comfortable and free of conflict have not learned their history.

declare @dailyjunkdrawerfanpost_id int

declare @dailyjunkdrawerfanpost nvarchar(max)

set @dailyjunkdrawerfanpost_id = (select max(dailyjunkdrawerfanpost_id) from bedge.dbo.junkdrawers) + 1

insert into bedge.dbo.junkdrawers
(dailyjunkdrawerfanpost_id, junkdrawerpostdate, junkdrawerauthor, junkdrawertitle, junkdrawersecrettitle)

select @dailyjunkdrawerfanpost_id, convert(varchar, current_timestamp, 101), u.screenname, ca.updatedposttitle, sbp.htmlposttitle from bedge.dbo.users u join bedge.dbo.currentactivity ca on u.id=ca.user_id join bedge.dbo.sidebarposts sbp on ca.newpost_id=sbp.id where ca.justpostedjunk=1

insert into idol.dbo.miscreantlist (user_name, flag, date)

select junkdrawerauthor, 'no secret message', junkdrawerpostdate from bedge.dbo.junkdrawers where junkdrawertitle=junkdrawersecrettitle

set @dailyjunkdrawerfanpost = (select conversation from bedge.dbo.sidebarposts where off-topic = 'true') +

(select thoughts from bedge,dbo.community where random=1 and one-off=1)

update bedge.dbo.rules

set importancerules = 'suspended', signifancerules = 'suspended',

nogifs = 'in mind', subjectlinejpgs = 'in mind', dontcalloutotherusers = 'in mind',

personalattack = 'NEVER tolerated', swearing = 'NEVER tolerated', 

mylawn = 'you get off', twss = 'too easy', blazertalk = 'redirect to other threads'

where fanposttype='junkdrawer'

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