Sunday evening junk 12/19/2010
The last JD was to full to load so by the power invested in me as a cranky old man this is the new JD
The rules for this JD in addition to the usual rules include but are not limited to,No biting,kicking gouging,meaness, foul language, prevericating,falsifying,out right lying,ad hom attacks,super large pictures,pictures or gifs without a subject line,any other form of crass,tastless or otherwise unpleasant behavior. Other than that feel free to goof off any way you want
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i'm not watching it yet.
probably should have put a “going to be watching” in there. lol
by hoodieNation on Dec 19, 2010 7:04 PM PST up reply actions
can't you go to http://www.cbs.com/primetime/survivor/ and watch them online?
and he’s not in the final yet, there are still 5 people left. I’ll be sure not to say anything though. :) I HATE hearing who goes before I see it.
by hoodieNation on Dec 19, 2010 7:07 PM PST up reply actions
ME
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by Timmay! on Dec 6, 2010 12:04 AM PST up reply actions
So, there's a running argument the last few days thanks to a recent online article...
There are some of the opinion (I am among them) that The Simpsons took a noticeable upturn in quality again after the switch to HD episodes. I don’t know if it just re-energized them, or they got some fresh writers again, or what. But they’re much more re-watchable again (and improve with a second viewing), and the gem-to-dud ratio is noticeably improved. (Even in the worst years, there were some good ones, but the rest were, well, nevermind).
Any regular Simpsons watchers? Have you seen the recent episodes? Thoughts?
I only get to watch kid shows and parts of Blazer games anymore :(
by hoodieNation on Dec 19, 2010 7:08 PM PST up reply actions
don't have one anymore.
And my TV time is fairly limited right now too.
by hoodieNation on Dec 19, 2010 7:15 PM PST up reply actions
I’m like 8 seasons behind…
Still on the Greg Oden bandwagon. "Whenever I feel like I can compete with the best."
I quit buying DVDs with season 10.
What year did the show jump the shark and what year are they on now?
"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal
Various arguments state it jumped the shark between seasons 7 and 9.
It’s kind of like SNL, everyone has a different definition of what the good years are.
However, I actually like a good portion of season 11. The last of the early era, for me, is Behind the Laughter. I liked it a little later than many others.
Wasn't it "The Principal and the Pauper" episode when The Simpsons jumped the shark?
"They say it has no memory. That’s where I want to live the rest of my life. A warm place with no memory."
I'm not up to date, but to me they never jumped the shark
Then again, in the version I watch the most Marge got a better speaker to dub the voiceovers 2 seasons ago when the old one died. She’s closer to the English version, though I don’t really like some of the English voices especially for Homer ;)
I got out of the habit -- but you're inspiring me to check them out again
It really is some of the best writing on television.
Wiggada Wiggada Zers!
I hate to say it, I used to be a Simpson's fanatic
I stopped watching when it got really bad though, and now I just forget to switch it on….
Sure things might not be looking great right now, but look on the bright side. I have liquor.
by Tyler Durrden on Dec 19, 2010 9:11 PM PST up reply actions
do national NBA writers actually talk to teams, or do they just talk to the local media?
awoj seems to be one of the only writers that quotes sources who work for the team, but it seems like a lot of other national writes just regurgitate what the local journalists are saying.
Snowing again here,looks like I am going to blow off going to Roseburg in the morning
Just as well,I have to get someone to the airport in the afternoon
by southern oregon on Dec 19, 2010 7:39 PM PST reply actions
He's dressed for the part in his tuxedo. I love tuxedo kitties.
Did you see the pattycake cats YouTube I posted in the previous junk? It’s worth the viewing. Hilarious.
#52--------I believe in Greg Oden
That's a nice cat
And like just about all cats, loves packages and boxes. Must be some kind of nesting/cave instinct.
Gilbert is a bit of a head case but a good dude
by southern oregon on Dec 19, 2010 8:03 PM PST up reply actions
He's a bit loopy, but means well.
"They say it has no memory. That’s where I want to live the rest of my life. A warm place with no memory."
Today two cats came inside my totally fenced-in yard, in order to have a cat fight. Thanks, guys! One was that stupid gray cat; apparently he thinks the yard is his.
A spray botle with lemon juice concentrate make very good,humane and effective unwanted dog and cat repellent
by southern oregon on Dec 19, 2010 8:02 PM PST up reply actions
Spray the unwanted animal in the face,they will leave,
by southern oregon on Dec 19, 2010 8:04 PM PST up reply actions
Not really,it causes no real harm and gets rid of them,bb guns are mean
by southern oregon on Dec 19, 2010 8:06 PM PST up reply actions
I've done that before
It’s really satisfying to have a good squirt gun around. But at the same time, it makes the cats more tense and aggressive, so I didn’t do it when my cat was in the area.
Wiggada Wiggada Zers!
I hated dealing with the neighborhood bullycats
One of them attacked my leg when I tried picking up my kitty to take her inside. Bigtime infection and I still have the scar.
Wiggada Wiggada Zers!
there are some serious roamers in my neighborhood. One of these cats went missing for 3 weeks this summer, and his owner still lets him out at all hours.
Luckily, my cats don’t free roam, and they are so low on the neighborhood cat hierarchy, no cats even bother to fight with them. But yeah, cats fighting in my vicinity is no good.
There are a bunch of feral cats in my neighborhood who are constantly duking it out
less so now that it’s cold though
#52
most of the ferals in my area seem to be part of a colony and have apparently been fixed, so they don’t fight much.
My new cat's a former feral -- she's got a clipped ear...
"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal
Likes people, afraid of the world...
A little bit kookier than your average cat, but all cats are nuts and she’s only one notch more loony than the norm.
"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal
what did you name them?
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Dec 19, 2010 8:13 PM PST up reply actions
How bout that matt Flynn
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by The Arkitect on Dec 19, 2010 8:22 PM PST up reply actions
you know what would have been cool? Tom starting a QB not named Troy Smith against Cab this week. That would have been cool.
that pick 6 doesn’t happen and you probably beat me… flynn has been a lot better than I expected, had I known he had this in him I would have played him over Cassel (I tried to but was literally 30 seconds late submitting my lineup)
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by The Arkitect on Dec 19, 2010 8:30 PM PST up reply actions
understandably… I just looked at Toms roster, no combination of players gives him more than cab scored… so there’s that… I’m still pissed Tom beat me last week… I win that and I’m in the playoffs
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by The Arkitect on Dec 19, 2010 8:33 PM PST up reply actions
no, you would've been tied in record with me, and I have the season edge in points.
by Cablinasian on Dec 19, 2010 11:59 PM PST up reply actions
wouldn’t we have been 3rd and 4th?
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by The Arkitect on Dec 20, 2010 12:02 AM PST up reply actions
nah, Norsk has the lead in points over both of us and the same 9-6 record.
I am not looking forward to facing BRP next week.
by Cablinasian on Dec 20, 2010 12:06 AM PST up reply actions
damn, what a terrible ending to a surprisingly good and close SNF game.
Still on the Greg Oden bandwagon. "Whenever I feel like I can compete with the best."
looked like the green bay coach was a little too concerned with scoring too fast.
i keep dancing on my own
One of the more awkward situations that can happen in a pickup hoops game is when you end up guarding a female who is taller, stronger, more fundamentally sound and just better at basketball than you are.
was she hot?
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by Timmay! on Dec 6, 2010 12:04 AM PST up reply actions
here's a trick...
stare at her boobs… at least you’ll feel better
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by The Arkitect on Dec 19, 2010 8:33 PM PST up reply actions
haha. she was clearly the PF or C for her HS team the way she played, whereas I was an out of shape Khalid El-Amin esque guard for my intramural team. It was a total mismatch. Actually, that made it a little less awkward maybe because I had no choice but to play physical D or she would have gotten every single rebound.
actually, I think that helps you
because you can play hard and not worry about it until everyone is ragging on you afterward for being beat by a girl.
#52
seems that way
three in a row is amazing in a sport with as much randomness as alpine.
i keep dancing on my own
there is also some over the air digital channel that shows aussie rules, which is freakin amazing.
i keep dancing on my own
aussie rules makes absolutely no sense. I feel the way our foreign exchange student from germany must’ve felt when we took him to a baseball game.
i keep dancing on my own
A group of students from a university in Singapore was visiting our program one summer (many of them from China, another group hailing from India, others from around Asia). We took them to an SF Giants game… and it happened to be Irish Heritage Night. We had enough trouble explaining the rules of the game; we didn’t need to explain that the Irish dancers out there before the game were not typical.
i’ve been watching universal sports. that stuff is fun to watch. I agree. I don’t really like much racing sports, but I do like ski racing (wayyyy better than any acrobatic/judged skiing)
WOOOOOOOOOOOOT
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by Timmay! on Dec 6, 2010 12:04 AM PST up reply actions
2 of the 3 guessed
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by Timmay! on Dec 6, 2010 12:04 AM PST up reply actions
they are seperate entities
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by Timmay! on Dec 6, 2010 12:04 AM PST up reply actions
biggie smalls playing football?
Always intense.
by dario argento on Dec 19, 2010 9:07 PM PST up reply actions
tupac playing soccer
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by Timmay! on Dec 6, 2010 12:04 AM PST up reply actions
hey look, im number 10
http://www.juniorbowlerstour.com/011_pnw_points.htm
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by Timmay! on Dec 6, 2010 12:04 AM PST up reply actions
its gonna go up too! :)
they dont have this months points in and our team got 4th :) movin on up!
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by Timmay! on Dec 6, 2010 12:04 AM PST up reply actions
Congrats man!
Sure things might not be looking great right now, but look on the bright side. I have liquor.
by Tyler Durrden on Dec 19, 2010 9:12 PM PST up reply actions
hes hella good
at one point in a tournament this year, he had 28 in a row.
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by Timmay! on Dec 6, 2010 12:04 AM PST up reply actions
nice man!
Evan Pendergraft sucks. You should definitely be ahead of that bum. Wasn’t there a guy named Pendergraft on Gonzaga a while back?
haha he's a really good friend of mine....
actually was my teammate today at the doubles tournament i did…
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by Timmay! on Dec 6, 2010 12:04 AM PST up reply actions
not quite
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by Timmay! on Dec 6, 2010 12:04 AM PST up reply actions
I wonder if Atlanta Hawks assistant GM David Pendergraft is his dad.
http://www.nba.com/hawks/general_info/David_Pendergraft_Bio.html
"They say it has no memory. That’s where I want to live the rest of my life. A warm place with no memory."
im #48 in the whole western conference
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by Timmay! on Dec 6, 2010 12:04 AM PST up reply actions
Oh wow congrats mayn! Are you aspiring to be pro?
Always intense.
by dario argento on Dec 19, 2010 9:20 PM PST up reply actions
Correction. You meant to say
Bill Murray is awesome in every movie the greatest actor in the history of acting.
Always intense.
by dario argento on Dec 19, 2010 9:29 PM PST up reply actions
therefore it's a given that he's awesome in that movie. LEaVE JK ALONE!
Sure things might not be looking great right now, but look on the bright side. I have liquor.
by Tyler Durrden on Dec 19, 2010 9:30 PM PST up reply actions
Okie Dokie, I'll buy that.
I wrote him off a early in his career, but man, he’s really grown on me. Now I love the guy.
Wiggada Wiggada Zers!
He and Bogey are my favorite actors.
Always intense.
by dario argento on Dec 19, 2010 9:42 PM PST up reply actions
I don't know if you know this, but Zombieland was made for me.
Yeah that’s right. The filmmakers got together and thought, “How can me make Dario’s favorite movie?” “Well, he loves zombies, and zombie films.”“Ooh, ooh, and Bill Murray is his favorite actor! Let’s put him in it.”“Yeah, he also loves extreme, cartoonish violence, so it’s got to have that.”“And also a nerdy and lovable geek who has girl problems. Yeah, yeah!”“Oh, and he loves old Metallica, and anything metal in general.”
Seriously, several close friends called me and said that they made that movie specifically for me, and they were right. I nearly cried in the theater at the beauty of what I was witnessing.
Always intense.
by dario argento on Dec 19, 2010 9:35 PM PST up reply actions
Well, it's hard to say. Shaun of the Dead is a very good zombie film. I wouldn't argue too much with anyone who said it was BETTER than Zombieland. They're pretty different films.
But for me, for my particular tastes, Zombieland is un-zach-withable.
Always intense.
by dario argento on Dec 19, 2010 9:41 PM PST up reply actions
I like Zombieland better :)
Always intense.
by dario argento on Dec 19, 2010 9:55 PM PST up reply actions
I nearly cried just reading your story
I admit it, I haven’t seen it yet. Now it’s on the list.
Wiggada Wiggada Zers!
You have got to see it. It's a riot. Just pure fun.
Always intense.
by dario argento on Dec 19, 2010 9:42 PM PST up reply actions
double tap
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by The Arkitect on Dec 19, 2010 9:44 PM PST up reply actions
walter ray williams
sure
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by Timmay! on Dec 6, 2010 12:04 AM PST up reply actions
He's the MJ of bowling right?
There is another fella who is right up there too IIRC (watched some bowling on ESPN when I had it)
i wouldnt say the mj of bowling
hes good but so is norm duke, wes malott, pete weber and such
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by Timmay! on Dec 6, 2010 12:04 AM PST up reply actions
Norm Duke, that's the one
There is a guy from the 70s who was awesome to right? Wes Malott was pretty good when I stopped watching, is he still kicking ass?
When Sports Illustrated listed the top 50 athletes from every state, Washington’s top 2 were Stockton and then bowler Earl Anthony.
danny ainge?
maybe I don’t know Danny Ainge very well, but Prefontaine seems quite a bit higher profile.
i keep dancing on my own
yeah, Pre is definitely more famous and beloved in Oregon, but I think they gave it to Ainge largely because he played in the MLB and was a well known NBA-er. That’s pretty impressive.
I’d still cast my lot with the greatest American distance runner OF ALL TIME!
i keep dancing on my own
here's his bio, he's one of the most prolific athletes ever to come out of the NW
Sure things might not be looking great right now, but look on the bright side. I have liquor.
by Tyler Durrden on Dec 19, 2010 9:36 PM PST up reply actions
only person ever to win first team, all-american honors in high school football, basketball and baseball? I didn't know that!
Sure things might not be looking great right now, but look on the bright side. I have liquor.
by Tyler Durrden on Dec 19, 2010 9:39 PM PST up reply actions
from wiki
In an early 1990s episode of Married… with Children, light mockery was made at Ainge’s expense: At a fictional All-Star basketball game attended by the Bundy family, the public announcer said Ladies and Gentleman, Here are your NBA All Stars and Danny Ainge!. Clyde Drexler also laments when watching Peggy shooting a free throw that “if we had her instead of Ainge, we would have won the championship”. Danny Ainge is also discussed during the 1999 movie Mumford, where several of the characters are very impressed by him being both a professional basketball and baseball player, and one names her dog after him. Ainge also had a cameo appearance in the movie The Singles Ward. Ainge also makes an appearance in 1996 film Space Jam. Ainge is also mentioned in the La Coka Nostra song, “Bang Bang”.
Sure things might not be looking great right now, but look on the bright side. I have liquor.
by Tyler Durrden on Dec 19, 2010 9:55 PM PST up reply actions
i remember when ainge was coaching the 0-13 suns. He said his young son told him the following knock knock joke.
“knock-knock”
“who’s there?”
“how’s owen?”
“how’s owen who?”
“how’s O and 13?
pwned!
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by Tyler Durrden on Dec 19, 2010 10:01 PM PST up reply actions
hahahaha that's awesome.
Always intense.
by dario argento on Dec 19, 2010 10:01 PM PST up reply actions
earl anthony
he died in ’01
wes malott is a BEAST
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by Timmay! on Dec 6, 2010 12:04 AM PST up reply actions
What makes Wes Malott so badass?
There was an Aussie two handed bowler doing alright over there when I watched. Used to get outrageous rip on the ball.
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeah
jason belmonte, hes pretty sweet too
wes malott makes bowling look so effortless. its beautiful to watch. so pure. gets out of the ball perfect.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqgCfhoNoVE
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by Timmay! on Dec 6, 2010 12:04 AM PST up reply actions
and ive met him
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by Timmay! on Dec 6, 2010 12:04 AM PST up reply actions
and he throws rotogrip
which is awesome
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by Timmay! on Dec 6, 2010 12:04 AM PST up reply actions
yeah they are ugly
hate them.
rotogrip is a company that makes equipment
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by Timmay! on Dec 6, 2010 12:04 AM PST up reply actions
i dunno
this was like 2 years ago

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by Timmay! on Dec 6, 2010 12:04 AM PST up reply actions
by Dirty Socks on Dec 19, 2010 10:03 PM PST up reply actions
haha you look so young! are you sure this wasn’t like 5 years ago?!
Still on the Greg Oden bandwagon. "Whenever I feel like I can compete with the best."
by GiantBlazer on Dec 19, 2010 10:04 PM PST up reply actions
2 years homie
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by Timmay! on Dec 6, 2010 12:04 AM PST up reply actions
by Dirty Socks on Dec 19, 2010 10:05 PM PST up reply actions
naw
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by Timmay! on Dec 6, 2010 12:04 AM PST up reply actions
lol
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by Timmay! on Dec 6, 2010 12:04 AM PST up reply actions
I'm gonna make a WWEPD? shirt
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by Tyler Durrden on Dec 19, 2010 9:23 PM PST up reply actions
why are yall talkin about my friend?
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by Timmay! on Dec 6, 2010 12:04 AM PST up reply actions
hes hella good
at one point in a tournament this year, he had 28 in a row.
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by Timmay! on Dec 6, 2010 12:04 AM PST up reply actions
by Dirty Socks on Dec 19, 2010 9:14 PM PST up reply actions
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by Timmay! on Dec 6, 2010 12:04 AM PST up reply actions
The best name on there is Perry Crowell IV.
Sounds like a lacrosse player from Johns Hopkins.
"They say it has no memory. That’s where I want to live the rest of my life. A warm place with no memory."
also a very good friend of mine
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by Timmay! on Dec 6, 2010 12:04 AM PST up reply actions
Any lady friends out of the bunch.
"They say it has no memory. That’s where I want to live the rest of my life. A warm place with no memory."
Something ... something ... stick their fingers in holes.
"They say it has no memory. That’s where I want to live the rest of my life. A warm place with no memory."
hm
in the handicap, 2nd one
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by Timmay! on Dec 6, 2010 12:04 AM PST up reply actions
btw my sister is 5th in the handicap
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by Timmay! on Dec 6, 2010 12:04 AM PST up reply actions
what is that, like 9th loser?
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by The Arkitect on Dec 19, 2010 9:28 PM PST up reply actions
sure is
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by Timmay! on Dec 6, 2010 12:04 AM PST up reply actions
haha, just kidding… that’s cool
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by The Arkitect on Dec 19, 2010 9:32 PM PST up reply actions
Norsk eliminates the rest of us from competition even for most interesting man on Blazers Edge. Well, maybe not Tom.
sure… if you don’t value literacy
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by The Arkitect on Dec 19, 2010 9:42 PM PST up reply actions
I have a friend who is leaving for NZ soon to do an 8 month field work campaign; measuring sediment deposition after every single flood event on a long reach of a river on the South Island. I don’t think I’ll be able to go visit though. Someday.
Its in the South-West bit
Beautiful down there, near the Fjords and near the lake district. One of the most spectacular bits of the country. If he was right on the West coast, he’d be getting Portland like rain in a few months, but there he should be OK. Just a bit cold eventually.
i.e. will he see the sun in 8 months or not?
"A bizarre and extremely rare hybrid Blazer/Laker fan, Timbo has always struggled to contain the Beast Within, like Dr. Jekyll, Bruce Banner, or Ted Kennedy." — Miled Animal
Oh thank god
I’m on the verge of buying one of those special lights. This year has seemed especially dark.
Wiggada Wiggada Zers!
I inherited one very recently from my aunt, and i really should use it. I’ve heard good things. I never think that the dark gets to me, but I also think I might be in denial.
Yuppers, me too
It’s only in the last couple of years that I’ve copped to the fact that I’d probably like the whole XMas/New Year’s thang if I lived in New Zeeland. I don’t think it’s the rain that bugs me, I think it’s not being in the sun. Maybe a vitamin D deficiency too — seems like a bunch of people I know have been put on megadoses of D lately.
Wiggada Wiggada Zers!
I'm doing a BBQ christmas this year
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by Tyler Durrden on Dec 19, 2010 9:56 PM PST up reply actions
half covered
that year when we had all of the snow, we were trapped in the house until Christmas Eve. By the time we got to the store, it was too late to do a turkey, and we didn’t want a ham so we thought, “What about Xmas ribs?” It’s been a tradition ever since, for Xmas eve that is…
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by Tyler Durrden on Dec 19, 2010 10:03 PM PST up reply actions
I love the traditions that people come up with for Xmas
We always do a big gloppy lasagna, but I can’t remember how it started.
Wiggada Wiggada Zers!
we live far enough from a main road that it was really hard to get our cars out
we didn’t try that hard to be honest, we had plenty of stuff to eat. Just didn’t have anything that seemed like a special meal. We had been talking about spaghetti up to that point.
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by Tyler Durrden on Dec 19, 2010 10:10 PM PST up reply actions
Ahh word.
You got chains?
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by dario argento on Dec 19, 2010 10:13 PM PST up reply actions
I have a subaru. The problem was the snow was so deep and the only tracks that had been run on my street were from trucks
which had then been iced back over, and for me to get out I had to use my car like a full-sized-slot-car-snowplow, that I just decided to stay in rather than destroy my front end. A lift kit would have done more for me than chains that winter. I’ve got lots of experience driving in the snow too, just didn’t want to wreck my car.
Sure things might not be looking great right now, but look on the bright side. I have liquor.
by Tyler Durrden on Dec 19, 2010 10:16 PM PST up reply actions
That's alright, things are good here now
Sunset at about 9 is fun. We’re getting bloody nice weather, too.
I wonder if there's much crossover in women's field hockey and women's lacrosse.
"They say it has no memory. That’s where I want to live the rest of my life. A warm place with no memory."
It was like a mish mashed James Bond flick with Angelina in it
She was pretty good, the plot was pretty awful. Overall – OK. I’ll watch the sequel.
anyone ever try the harvest cheddar sun chips?
by portlandgiirl91 on Dec 19, 2010 10:03 PM PST reply actions
the best ones
Roy is like herpes...he comes and goes, but we are stuck with him for life.
by Philthyanimal on Dec 19, 2010 10:03 PM PST up reply actions
dude the food was so good
din tai fung was well worth the wait…besides the hostess hooked us up and moved us up 60 spots in line. they earned a fat tip.
Roy is like herpes...he comes and goes, but we are stuck with him for life.
by Philthyanimal on Dec 19, 2010 10:24 PM PST up reply actions
those are good
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by Tyler Durrden on Dec 19, 2010 10:04 PM PST up reply actions
yah, good stuff
Still on the Greg Oden bandwagon. "Whenever I feel like I can compete with the best."
by GiantBlazer on Dec 19, 2010 10:04 PM PST up reply actions
yes. I enjoy them, bot not as much as kettle chips salt and vinegar chips.
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by dario argento on Dec 19, 2010 10:05 PM PST up reply actions
I like those
jalapeno cheddar, so good
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by Tyler Durrden on Dec 19, 2010 10:07 PM PST up reply actions
thai kettles are dank
tim’s cascade jalapeno are reallly good too
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by Tyler Durrden on Dec 19, 2010 10:07 PM PST up reply actions
ooh yeah, those are awesome
the cascade jalapenos I mean, never had the other.
i keep dancing on my own
heck yeah
Still on the Greg Oden bandwagon. "Whenever I feel like I can compete with the best."
by GiantBlazer on Dec 19, 2010 10:08 PM PST up reply actions
once i disovered their habanero flavor
they shortly discontinued them thereafter. i remember doing a store run to all the grocery stores one day and snagging like 15 bags to stockpile. it was better than jalapeno…but jalapeno is still solid
Roy is like herpes...he comes and goes, but we are stuck with him for life.
by Philthyanimal on Dec 19, 2010 10:25 PM PST up reply actions
it's probably my favorite flavored chip flavor
Sure things might not be looking great right now, but look on the bright side. I have liquor.
by Tyler Durrden on Dec 19, 2010 10:27 PM PST up reply actions
another rare one that you can rarely find in a large bag
is the hawaiian onion rings by tim cascade…i had them once and it was truly revolutionary.
Roy is like herpes...he comes and goes, but we are stuck with him for life.
by Philthyanimal on Dec 19, 2010 10:28 PM PST up reply actions
oh yeah, I've had those. They are good. Some Tim's chips are a little too heavily salted for my tastes, any with a cheese flavor seem to suffer from this.
of course you could say that they have a built in portioning system, because if you eat too many, your mouth can get tore up.
Sure things might not be looking great right now, but look on the bright side. I have liquor.
by Tyler Durrden on Dec 19, 2010 10:30 PM PST up reply actions
agreed...it seems like all of em are terribly salty
i love the jalapeno…but its crazy salty. the hawaiian bbq is probably the least salty of the tim’s i’ve tried.
Roy is like herpes...he comes and goes, but we are stuck with him for life.
by Philthyanimal on Dec 19, 2010 10:31 PM PST up reply actions
if they had a half salt version they'd probably be the best chips in the world
Sure things might not be looking great right now, but look on the bright side. I have liquor.
by Tyler Durrden on Dec 19, 2010 10:32 PM PST up reply actions
hah even salty i think they are the best
but yes…half salty would be even better
Roy is like herpes...he comes and goes, but we are stuck with him for life.
by Philthyanimal on Dec 19, 2010 10:33 PM PST up reply actions
YES
"...DS is right in all of his replies..."
by Timmay! on Dec 6, 2010 12:04 AM PST up reply actions
—new belgium beer
—the arcade fire
—ski racing on tv
—jd on the computer
non-productive multitasking does not get better.
i keep dancing on my own
awesome. which new belgium are you drinking? I’m just now finishing the last of a sixer of Trippel. strong beer was a good thing for today
Still on the Greg Oden bandwagon. "Whenever I feel like I can compete with the best."
by GiantBlazer on Dec 19, 2010 10:09 PM PST up reply actions
ah, yeah, Abbey is good too. I like pretty much all their beers
Still on the Greg Oden bandwagon. "Whenever I feel like I can compete with the best."
by GiantBlazer on Dec 19, 2010 10:10 PM PST up reply actions
on a Sunday!?! that sucks, Ashbash
Still on the Greg Oden bandwagon. "Whenever I feel like I can compete with the best."
by GiantBlazer on Dec 19, 2010 10:11 PM PST up reply actions
no
no it’s not…
.
.
I’m working too
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Dec 19, 2010 10:21 PM PST up reply actions
but you work in retail where they torture their employees with completely irregular schedules. it’s to be expected, sadly. I was lucky if I didn’t work Sunday back when I had retail/food jobs
Still on the Greg Oden bandwagon. "Whenever I feel like I can compete with the best."
by GiantBlazer on Dec 19, 2010 10:22 PM PST up reply actions
and at 10 PM!
"Roybot can do whatever she wishes on this site. She’s on the V.I.P. lounge list." -Dave
That's probably nice of you, I suppose.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON HERE?
"Roybot can do whatever she wishes on this site. She’s on the V.I.P. lounge list." -Dave
let us know when you start, OK
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Dec 19, 2010 10:27 PM PST up reply actions
buuuuuuuuurrrrrrrnnnnnn
"Roybot can do whatever she wishes on this site. She’s on the V.I.P. lounge list." -Dave
I work every other Sunday.
Always intense.
by dario argento on Dec 19, 2010 10:26 PM PST up reply actions
lame. What do you do Ash?
Always intense.
by dario argento on Dec 19, 2010 10:14 PM PST up reply actions
We have several of those.
"Roybot can do whatever she wishes on this site. She’s on the V.I.P. lounge list." -Dave
Does it work on body parts?
We should bring in more scrub big men; they make good curse fodder.
by dan_the_man on Dec 19, 2010 10:35 PM PST up reply actions
vagazzle?
Sure things might not be looking great right now, but look on the bright side. I have liquor.
by Tyler Durrden on Dec 19, 2010 10:35 PM PST up reply actions
My band thought about getting one in high scholl to put the spikes in our leather jackets. We decided that that would not be punk rock.
Always intense.
by dario argento on Dec 19, 2010 10:37 PM PST up reply actions
if you can't punch that hole with your wiener bone than GET OFF THE STAGE!
Sure things might not be looking great right now, but look on the bright side. I have liquor.
by Tyler Durrden on Dec 19, 2010 10:38 PM PST up reply actions
speaking of punk rock bedazzling
where does one buy safety pins anymore? I used to bedazzle the zach outta my trench-coat and ripped up jean jacket with safety pins, but I can’t find them anywhere. What has happened to safety pins?
You people are dorks
"Roybot can do whatever she wishes on this site. She’s on the V.I.P. lounge list." -Dave
I bought up the whole supply
I need them for my eyebrows and lip.
I am so punk.
We should bring in more scrub big men; they make good curse fodder.
by dan_the_man on Dec 19, 2010 10:41 PM PST up reply actions
I like to safety pin my elbow to my taint
Sure things might not be looking great right now, but look on the bright side. I have liquor.
by Tyler Durrden on Dec 19, 2010 10:43 PM PST up reply actions
I want to see that on the 27th
We should bring in more scrub big men; they make good curse fodder.
by dan_the_man on Dec 19, 2010 10:48 PM PST up reply actions
barring an acute cramp...
Sure things might not be looking great right now, but look on the bright side. I have liquor.
by Tyler Durrden on Dec 19, 2010 10:49 PM PST up reply actions
you're right
Sure things might not be looking great right now, but look on the bright side. I have liquor.
by Tyler Durrden on Dec 19, 2010 10:53 PM PST up reply actions
this is becoming tangential
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Dec 19, 2010 10:54 PM PST up reply actions
must be a sine
Sure things might not be looking great right now, but look on the bright side. I have liquor.
by Tyler Durrden on Dec 19, 2010 10:54 PM PST up reply actions
If only they could see your bedazzling station.
"Roybot can do whatever she wishes on this site. She’s on the V.I.P. lounge list." -Dave
that new arcade fire album is awesome
Sure things might not be looking great right now, but look on the bright side. I have liquor.
by Tyler Durrden on Dec 19, 2010 10:11 PM PST up reply actions
thas what I’m listening to. Will have to make a decision on what to hear next.
i keep dancing on my own
repeat
Sure things might not be looking great right now, but look on the bright side. I have liquor.
by Tyler Durrden on Dec 19, 2010 10:13 PM PST up reply actions
so sorry
[Lady]
10:02pm
huskies are waaaay better at football
hahaha
[You]
10:02pm
LOL
oh lord
"...DS is right in all of his replies..."
by Timmay! on Dec 6, 2010 12:04 AM PST up reply actions
I thought my boy was going to be a small forward
I was wrong. It looks like he’s a center, all the way.
We should bring in more scrub big men; they make good curse fodder.
haha, he’s so cute! those are some great O-Reb stats
Still on the Greg Oden bandwagon. "Whenever I feel like I can compete with the best."
by GiantBlazer on Dec 19, 2010 10:12 PM PST up reply actions
he's so good at gettng to the rim!
Sure things might not be looking great right now, but look on the bright side. I have liquor.
by Tyler Durrden on Dec 19, 2010 10:13 PM PST up reply actions
Of course
And for the record, those aren’t steps. That’s a crap dribble.
We should bring in more scrub big men; they make good curse fodder.
by dan_the_man on Dec 19, 2010 10:15 PM PST up reply actions
Awful typo
Crab dribble.
We should bring in more scrub big men; they make good curse fodder.
by dan_the_man on Dec 19, 2010 10:18 PM PST up reply actions
I thought you did that on poopose
Sure things might not be looking great right now, but look on the bright side. I have liquor.
by Tyler Durrden on Dec 19, 2010 10:19 PM PST up reply actions
Believe it or not, it was an accident
I’m going to try to top dario for funny typos.
We should bring in more scrub big men; they make good curse fodder.
by dan_the_man on Dec 19, 2010 10:22 PM PST up reply actions
hahaha! It's way better spelled that way.
Always intense.
by dario argento on Dec 19, 2010 10:19 PM PST up reply actions
Man he's just dominating ;)
Always intense.
by dario argento on Dec 19, 2010 10:18 PM PST up reply actions
Everyone else got out of the way, so as not to be posterized
We should bring in more scrub big men; they make good curse fodder.
by dan_the_man on Dec 19, 2010 10:19 PM PST up reply actions
I just have to make sure nobody sees him in person
Don’t tell anyone, but that basket isn’t at regulation height.
We should bring in more scrub big men; they make good curse fodder.
by dan_the_man on Dec 19, 2010 10:23 PM PST up reply actions
I think you would enjoy Beverly Hills 90210
I believe there’s a remake of it, but I’m talking about the original.
We should bring in more scrub big men; they make good curse fodder.
by dan_the_man on Dec 19, 2010 10:16 PM PST up reply actions
and eyebrows. oh my.
Still on the Greg Oden bandwagon. "Whenever I feel like I can compete with the best."
by GiantBlazer on Dec 19, 2010 10:16 PM PST up reply actions
hahaha
Still on the Greg Oden bandwagon. "Whenever I feel like I can compete with the best."
by GiantBlazer on Dec 19, 2010 10:18 PM PST up reply actions
thanks giiirl. meow
Still on the Greg Oden bandwagon. "Whenever I feel like I can compete with the best."
by GiantBlazer on Dec 19, 2010 10:21 PM PST up reply actions
that’s rad
Still on the Greg Oden bandwagon. "Whenever I feel like I can compete with the best."
by GiantBlazer on Dec 19, 2010 10:20 PM PST up reply actions
That's really nice
We should bring in more scrub big men; they make good curse fodder.
by dan_the_man on Dec 19, 2010 10:21 PM PST up reply actions
because you are not watching this amazing women’s skiing event on universal sports?
i keep dancing on my own
it’s exhausting being so good looking.
Still on the Greg Oden bandwagon. "Whenever I feel like I can compete with the best."
by GiantBlazer on Dec 19, 2010 10:21 PM PST up reply actions
so does an orange.
Still on the Greg Oden bandwagon. "Whenever I feel like I can compete with the best."
by GiantBlazer on Dec 19, 2010 10:26 PM PST up reply actions
really it should be a time post the advent of flight dood
Sure things might not be looking great right now, but look on the bright side. I have liquor.
by Tyler Durrden on Dec 19, 2010 10:25 PM PST up reply actions
Because you don't sleep
"Roybot can do whatever she wishes on this site. She’s on the V.I.P. lounge list." -Dave
Probably all the heroin you've been doing lately.
Always intense.
by dario argento on Dec 19, 2010 10:30 PM PST up reply actions
this is why i cheated
"...DS is right in all of his replies..."
by Timmay! on Dec 6, 2010 12:04 AM PST up reply actions
by Dirty Socks on Dec 19, 2010 10:42 PM PST up reply actions
EVERY man has a moustache face Mort. Remember Sam Elliott.

Always intense.
by dario argento on Dec 19, 2010 10:45 PM PST up reply actions
can you do it in 5 days?
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Dec 19, 2010 10:48 PM PST up reply actions
Hmm, it will at least be a real stache-stache by then
Every passing minute makes it fuller and richer.
And technically I got till the 30th. TOO MUCH TIME, I’ll have to trim it by then.
#20
I have an ap on my iphone to track people like you
We should bring in more scrub big men; they make good curse fodder.
by dan_the_man on Dec 19, 2010 10:43 PM PST up reply actions
Oh goodness, I had to get a Cali license
I was deathly ill the day I had to go, took 5 hours, and in my photo I swear I look like a fat cross-eyed rapist.
I will get arrested just based on the photo.
#20
How's this compare?
"They say it has no memory. That’s where I want to live the rest of my life. A warm place with no memory."
do you look that blurry in real life?
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Dec 19, 2010 10:52 PM PST up reply actions
No, it's not like Back to the Future.
"They say it has no memory. That’s where I want to live the rest of my life. A warm place with no memory."
you might want to have that spot on your face looked at regardless
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Dec 19, 2010 10:54 PM PST up reply actions
Just the webcam glare there.
"They say it has no memory. That’s where I want to live the rest of my life. A warm place with no memory."
maybe you should talk to someone about jokey joke making
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Dec 19, 2010 11:05 PM PST up reply actions
Nah, no piercings.
"They say it has no memory. That’s where I want to live the rest of my life. A warm place with no memory."
I want to pay 30 bucks to retake my photo
I just re-looked at it… I won’t even post it.
I look so scary. AND cross-eyed.
#20
Wasn't that something Simmons suggested? A VIP drivers license service where you pay extra to get it done and shopped by a good photographer?
Don’t know where I’ve heard that idea, but heard it somewhere.
At the Oregon DMV, they let me retake it to get one I wanted.
2 licenses ago I wanted a photo where I look real smug, and they let me have 2 tries.
#20
Plus you can see the pic right away and get your license right away
In California, you get a paper interim one and they mail you your real one. LAME.
#20
It was funny/lame
One reason it took 5 hours, besides the Culver City DMV being crazy, is that there was some “discrepancy” on my record and they weren’t allowed to give me a license.
Took 2 hours for them to figure out, which never actually happened… someone just overrode it and printed me out my interim license. Before they realized the interim wouldn’t print, they already punched a hole in my Oregon ID.
I haven’t gotten a ticket in maybe over 10 years. I hardly even get parking tickets. I can’t imagine anything that would hold up me getting a license, but something was on there. No one knew what it was, though.
#20
you know… if you had a car…
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Dec 19, 2010 11:08 PM PST up reply actions
you need to find a suitable Mortimobile… I’m thinking something in a late Datsun
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Dec 19, 2010 11:14 PM PST up reply actions
I had to send my sis most of my money
So I was worried I’d be stuck in an ’86 Corolla or something… cause I need SOMETHING, it sucks being stranded in LA.
But I’ve worked it out and am getting a mid-2000s decent car-type-car with decent miles. I ain’t fancy.
#20
You haven't ripped any tags
off of mattresses lately, have you?
by Storyteller on Dec 19, 2010 11:08 PM PST up reply actions
IS THAT BAD?
"Roybot can do whatever she wishes on this site. She’s on the V.I.P. lounge list." -Dave
Anyone who has seen Peewee's big adventure knows that
We should bring in more scrub big men; they make good curse fodder.
by dan_the_man on Dec 19, 2010 11:15 PM PST up reply actions
can’t you just say you lost it and get another one for 20 bucks or whatever the original fee was? That’s what happened to me when I lost mine.
i keep dancing on my own
I think it'd be the same either way
Same photo fee… its about 30 bucks I think.
I prolly won’t, I’ll just have a crappy photo.
#20
serial killer
Sure things might not be looking great right now, but look on the bright side. I have liquor.
by Tyler Durrden on Dec 19, 2010 10:53 PM PST up reply actions
Sadly, that makes more sense than Mort's line.
If anything, Mort’s line fits the bearded one most of all.
"They say it has no memory. That’s where I want to live the rest of my life. A warm place with no memory."
Could it be?
"They say it has no memory. That’s where I want to live the rest of my life. A warm place with no memory."
is that Al Bundy?
Sure things might not be looking great right now, but look on the bright side. I have liquor.
by Tyler Durrden on Dec 20, 2010 8:26 AM PST up reply actions
lol
You can’t tell in this photo if his hand is in his pants…but he does look like a shoe salesman
Harry Bosch: "Everybody counts....or nobody counts."
by 92wastheyear on Dec 20, 2010 10:36 AM PST up reply actions
for real tho this is like a rapist shot
by portlandgiirl91 on Dec 20, 2010 12:31 AM PST up reply actions
Nah, not quite.
I do have very blank, dead eyes there, though.
"They say it has no memory. That’s where I want to live the rest of my life. A warm place with no memory."
I look like a criminal in my driver's license photo.
"They say it has no memory. That’s where I want to live the rest of my life. A warm place with no memory."
You look like you just got your first weekend leave after boot camp
We should bring in more scrub big men; they make good curse fodder.
by dan_the_man on Dec 19, 2010 10:57 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah, those glasses = club owner.
"They say it has no memory. That’s where I want to live the rest of my life. A warm place with no memory."
you so MACK DOG!
Sure things might not be looking great right now, but look on the bright side. I have liquor.
by Tyler Durrden on Dec 19, 2010 10:59 PM PST up reply actions
That photo makes your forehead look gargantuan, Mort.
"They say it has no memory. That’s where I want to live the rest of my life. A warm place with no memory."
Clearly you spend all day taking photos of yourself
"Roybot can do whatever she wishes on this site. She’s on the V.I.P. lounge list." -Dave
It did make me think of Porgy
The screen on the front was so small it’d only be usable for FB pic taking. Probably a market for it.
It's got a normal screen on the back
Then a small one on the front so you can see yourself when you are taking profile pics.
I bet there is a niche market for it.
oh yeah. a couple of yrs ago my friend had that kind. was thinking i needed it
by portlandgiirl91 on Dec 20, 2010 2:20 AM PST up reply actions
As beautiful as ever but your face looks skinnier.
#52--------I believe in Greg Oden
by annthefan on Dec 19, 2010 10:47 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Prolly just the angle
I have lost weight but my face is still a chubster.
I’ve been back in the gym though, since I can go for free, so I’m keeping it up.
#20
I don't know, but you seem to be under the weather a lot
Hon, I worry about your health. Hugs, Corv.
Wiggada Wiggada Zers!
I thought the same thing. Morty has mentioned that he's ill at least 4 or 5 times in the last year.
#52--------I believe in Greg Oden
I think it's a tumor
"Roybot can do whatever she wishes on this site. She’s on the V.I.P. lounge list." -Dave
I always get sick from a friend
So I’m sick around the same time as my friends, so it seems normal. I guess we’re all filthy.
#20
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BANkMaLJaY4
"They say it has no memory. That’s where I want to live the rest of my life. A warm place with no memory."
m i in durr?
[Lady]
10:27pm
oh boy
well i can be your present
[You]
10:27pm
:D:D
[Lady]
10:28pm
and you can unwrap me
;);)
"...DS is right in all of his replies..."
by Timmay! on Dec 6, 2010 12:04 AM PST up reply actions
im cheating on you
"...DS is right in all of his replies..."
by Timmay! on Dec 6, 2010 12:04 AM PST up reply actions
by Dirty Socks on Dec 19, 2010 10:31 PM PST up reply actions
huh?
Sure things might not be looking great right now, but look on the bright side. I have liquor.
by Tyler Durrden on Dec 19, 2010 10:31 PM PST up reply actions
ok dood
"...DS is right in all of his replies..."
by Timmay! on Dec 6, 2010 12:04 AM PST up reply actions
by Dirty Socks on Dec 19, 2010 10:35 PM PST up reply actions
I have some friends who had a dog named Lady… she died… I can only assume that is who your chatting with… the corpse of my friends dog… YOU DISGUST ME!
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Dec 19, 2010 10:49 PM PST up reply actions
today at costco
I heard a crash, followed by an “oh zach!”
I looked over to see a guy had smashed his shopping cart into his own Mercedes. The license plate on the car was “Moran”
He prolly didn't put his cart away where they go
"Roybot can do whatever she wishes on this site. She’s on the V.I.P. lounge list." -Dave
I can never figure out how it's so hard to push the empty cart 25 feet instead of leaving it in the lot.
The invention of carts where you have to put in a coin you get back on return has not made it to Costco yet?
They haven't gone over well in the US in general
Most places have accepted that they have a store employee collect them.
They aren't going over well initially anywhere, but once they are everywhere people carry a coin or chip on the keychain out of habit
Really not complicated. If you don’t bring it back, don’t, and make some kid or bum happy who collects the coin.
Those thongs would get heavy pretty fast
We should bring in more scrub big men; they make good curse fodder.
by dan_the_man on Dec 19, 2010 10:51 PM PST up reply actions
no, they still try and guilt you into doing it. "Returning the carts helps us keep prices down, blah, blah, blah..."
Sure things might not be looking great right now, but look on the bright side. I have liquor.
by Tyler Durrden on Dec 19, 2010 10:42 PM PST up reply actions
how annoying is it when people just prop the front wheels of a cart up into the curb/island area at the front of a parking spot, so you don't see it until you get your car in there to park and that's when you realize
THAT THAT’S WHY NOBODY ELSE HAS PARKED IN THAT AWESOME PARKING SPOT RIGHT BY THE FRONT OF THE STORE, BECAUSE THEY DON’T WANT TO HIT THE CART?
Sure things might not be looking great right now, but look on the bright side. I have liquor.
by Tyler Durrden on Dec 19, 2010 10:41 PM PST up reply actions
Yep. That's the worst.
I politely (and sarcastically) told a lady where the cart return was at Costco before, and she gave me the dirtiest look of all time and a “THANKS.”
People don’t like it when you call them out on being lazy.
"Roybot can do whatever she wishes on this site. She’s on the V.I.P. lounge list." -Dave
people don't like it when they are called out on anything
Sure things might not be looking great right now, but look on the bright side. I have liquor.
by Tyler Durrden on Dec 19, 2010 10:46 PM PST up reply actions
WHAT IF I CALLED YOU OUT FOR BEING A BLAZER FAN?
"Roybot can do whatever she wishes on this site. She’s on the V.I.P. lounge list." -Dave
blush!
Sure things might not be looking great right now, but look on the bright side. I have liquor.
by Tyler Durrden on Dec 19, 2010 10:50 PM PST up reply actions
yeah, cause they probably don't go in his car
Sure things might not be looking great right now, but look on the bright side. I have liquor.
by Tyler Durrden on Dec 19, 2010 10:39 PM PST up reply actions
when I worked at safeway during hs
I would hang out in my car during breaks and lunch. I constantly would see rogue carts flying through the parking lot because people wouldn’t put them away. All it took was a small gust of wind and next thing you know your car is dinged.
I made prime rib for the first time tonight. It was good.
Sure things might not be looking great right now, but look on the bright side. I have liquor.
I love spicy nuts
Sure things might not be looking great right now, but look on the bright side. I have liquor.
by Tyler Durrden on Dec 19, 2010 10:36 PM PST up reply actions
I love makinf prime rib. Everyone tells you how good it is and what a good job you did when really all you did was put it in the oven and take it out when the thermometer got to a certain point.
I like to put sewit on top of my prime rib though. It makes it even juicier. mmmmmm….
Always intense.
by dario argento on Dec 19, 2010 10:40 PM PST up reply actions
fat
Sure things might not be looking great right now, but look on the bright side. I have liquor.
by Tyler Durrden on Dec 19, 2010 10:43 PM PST up reply actions
QFC had rib roasts for $5.99 a pound
that’s ridiculous
Sure things might not be looking great right now, but look on the bright side. I have liquor.
by Tyler Durrden on Dec 19, 2010 10:45 PM PST up reply actions
When I buy expensive meats like holiday turkeys or standing rib roasts I always splurge and get it from New Seasons.
Always intense.
by dario argento on Dec 19, 2010 10:49 PM PST up reply actions
I love buying meat there, we just happened to be driving by on the way to cadillac cafe today and I couldn't pass it up.
Didn’t make it for the holiday really, we had our friend over for dinner tonight whose wife asked him for a divorce yesterday. We really wanted to make something nice for him.
Sure things might not be looking great right now, but look on the bright side. I have liquor.
by Tyler Durrden on Dec 19, 2010 10:52 PM PST up reply actions
btw, eggs benedict for breakfast and prime rib for dinner= awesome food day
Sure things might not be looking great right now, but look on the bright side. I have liquor.
by Tyler Durrden on Dec 19, 2010 10:56 PM PST up reply actions
As long as you don't mind the 5 pound weight gain....
by Storyteller on Dec 19, 2010 10:57 PM PST up reply actions
yeah, I need some salad
Sure things might not be looking great right now, but look on the bright side. I have liquor.
by Tyler Durrden on Dec 19, 2010 10:58 PM PST up reply actions
A recent study said that the month before Christmas is the worst month for breakups and divorces
Something about the pressure of the holiday season or something.
Is there backwards masking?
If you play it backwards, can you hear, "You’re a bunch of losers’?
by Storyteller on Dec 19, 2010 10:41 PM PST up reply actions
Suns's fans are optimistic.
How many teams would salivate to get either Gortat or Lopez? We’ve got them both. AND, we have Frye, who I’ve really liked at PF. He is a good answer to Gasol – he’s always played him well.
Carter played alonside another all time great pg.
He was fantastic alonside Kidd, and he’ll be god-like next to nash
Carter is the most atheltic two guard in the league still.
Thats right, more atheltic than jrich and derozan
First Shaq, then Turkoglu, and now Carter. What could possibly go wrong?
by Nick Van Excellent on Dec 19, 2010 10:46 PM PST reply actions
we'd be saying the same thing
Sure things might not be looking great right now, but look on the bright side. I have liquor.
by Tyler Durrden on Dec 19, 2010 10:47 PM PST up reply actions
not about Vince
"Roybot can do whatever she wishes on this site. She’s on the V.I.P. lounge list." -Dave
naw
vince was just the part that allowed them to dump Hedo’s terrible contract basically for free.
i keep dancing on my own
It would be horrible having him on your favorite team.
"Roybot can do whatever she wishes on this site. She’s on the V.I.P. lounge list." -Dave
I still can't believe the Magic took him back.
Funny stuff.
"Roybot can do whatever she wishes on this site. She’s on the V.I.P. lounge list." -Dave
He played a key role in getting them to the finals
They must be convinced he can still help them.
We should bring in more scrub big men; they make good curse fodder.
by dan_the_man on Dec 19, 2010 10:55 PM PST up reply actions
Sure
But let’s talk about it down below. We wouldn’t want to ugly up a thread about Hedo.
We should bring in more scrub big men; they make good curse fodder.
by dan_the_man on Dec 19, 2010 10:58 PM PST up reply actions
Then why didn't they just resign him to begin with
instead of trading for Vince?
"Roybot can do whatever she wishes on this site. She’s on the V.I.P. lounge list." -Dave
yeah, none of it makes a ton of sense
everything points to:
(1) Orlando’s lack of a perimeter scoring option to complement howard is a problem
(2) Vince Carter was not the solution to this problem
(3) Hedo Turkoglu was briefly a solution to this problem
(4) Turkoglu’s high level performance in the ’09 playoffs was the result of random chance as opposed to anything inherent about his skillset.
i keep dancing on my own
I disagree with 4
Hedo is good with ball in hand and was the best PnR partner for Dwight while with the Magic. In the 09 playoffs they used him a lot for those reasons.
I seem to remember everyone saying Hedo's numbers were not that great
during the regular season, but during the playoffs everyone saw him and thought he was amazing. And that led to us and Toronto throwing outrageous contracts at him.
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Portland wanted him to be a ball-handling forward, like he was in those playoffs
Toronto wanted him to play off the ball which he never has been good at.
by Storyteller on Dec 19, 2010 11:05 PM PST up reply actions
He was no better in the playoffs in 08/09 than he was in the regular season
It was just the high profile exposure that got him in the news.
I think they're hoping
that Richardson does a better job of perimeter shooting than Carter did.
by Storyteller on Dec 19, 2010 11:02 PM PST up reply actions
He should
He’s been miles better this year. The logic would be that Richardson improves their outside shooting, Hedo improves their passing and Arenas is their wild card.
did Orl have to give up a pick in the Arenas deal? I heard that and if it’s true it makes zero sense…
i keep dancing on my own
I think they gave up a pick in teh Hedo deal… Arenas was a straight swap from what I read
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Dec 19, 2010 11:07 PM PST up reply actions
They tried to, but his asking price was too high
Now they have to pay him about 35 million over 3 and a bit seasons. I think the offer they made was around 30-35 for 3 years.
Makes sense.
I don't agree with that analysis
when you make an offer to a player in his prime, you expect you are not going to get good value in the last several years of the contract—that’s essentially a “loss trailer” to the solid value you’ll get in the first few years. Now Orlando’s stuck itself with the years where Hedo’s overwhelmingly more likely to be less effective during the K, and where he’s paid more. A 35/3 k for a 29 YO is not the same as a 35/3 k for 31 yo.
i keep dancing on my own
That is true
I think for someone like Hedo that matters less than it does for someone like Carter, for instance.
I think it'll work out there
So long as Dwight sticks around….which he probably won’t. Ah well, at worst it’s two years overpaying Hedo for a shot at a title and keeping a franchise center. Worth it I’d say.
Hedo's reaction after being traded:
Thank goodness, I’m finally going back to a team where I can be the primary ball handler for a good part of the game. I’m sick of having to play off the ball like I did in Toronto and in Phoenix. Thank you Otis….wait a minute….what’s this? The Magic just made another trade? For Gilbert Arenas?
ARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!
by Storyteller on Dec 19, 2010 10:56 PM PST up reply actions
I'm not sold on the Magic trades, I think it could be a total disaster, but I guess they had to do something to keep Dwight happy.
I think Phoenix got better with their trade.
Always intense.
by dario argento on Dec 19, 2010 11:04 PM PST up reply actions
but really
Gortat for Miller would’ve been a billion times better value, right?
i keep dancing on my own
For the Magic or for us?
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It wouldn't make sense for us, IMO.
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I don't think Andre Miller fits in Orlando, so no.
"They say it has no memory. That’s where I want to live the rest of my life. A warm place with no memory."
TWSS
when she named her hoo-ha orlando and you named your junk Andre Miller
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Dec 19, 2010 11:12 PM PST up reply actions
and I don't really understand why you'd say this
one of Nelson’s biggest issues is he’s not a very precise passer. Miller would at least be a lot different, if Orlando’s trying to shake it up.
i keep dancing on my own
Whatever he lacks in 3 point percentage he would make up for in lob passes.
I would like to know where Miller would be a good fit, especially since he was great on one of the worst three point shooting teams in the league.
by Nick Van Excellent on Dec 19, 2010 11:25 PM PST up reply actions
I like that the Magic are trying
Arenas could be big for them. He’s never played with a big who needs touches like Howard, though.
I ain’t looked at the numbers, but Richardson seems like a better shooter than VC to me. And less likely to just drift through games.
And for all of Hedo’s negatives, he is capable of the pick n’ roll with Howard.
#20
If someone just watched JRich's games against us
they would think he’s the greatest shooter of all time.
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He also tried to sell them JJ Barea
and Beno Udrih
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Yeah, both Shaq and Hedo would be worse.
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As best I can tell, this is superstition. The Magic played really well when Turkoglu was on the team. And he played very well during a high-profile playoff series against the Boston Celtics. But he wasn’t a particularly great player during that season, and he’s gotten worse since leaving.
i keep dancing on my own
I would hope so.
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So I guess I'm shaving off my facial hair this week
Our church is doing scenes from Charlie Brown Christmas on Thursday night (in Milwaukee if anyone is interested in seeing me make a fool of myself) and I’ll be good old Charlie Brown – which will be fun. I knew I’d have to cut my hair really close (they aren’t insisting that I shave altogether) but I do need to shave off my Van Dyke, which I’ve had for nearly 15 years. I plan on growing it right back, but it’ll be strange to be without any facial hair for a couple of days….
Mort should fill in for you
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I tried that once.
The facial hair shaving thing. But my wife forbade me from ever doing that again. And now I look like this.
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Too strange
Just earlier today I was wondering about the hairy guy a few posts up, trying to remember his age. How’s he doing?
Wiggada Wiggada Zers!
Kids are all doing well
James took his first steps this week, so that’s exciting.
Though i feel bad. the milestones just aren’t as big a deal when you’re the third child. But then again, you get away with so much more, it kinda makes up for it.
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I have discovered this.
Chaos has a saturation point. It eventually cannot get more chaotic, no matter how much more chaos you add.
Which is why the wife and I have another kid due in August.
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I think so.
:)
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congrats?
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Dec 19, 2010 11:30 PM PST up reply actions
Indeed.
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Congrats!
Need something warm? We just ordered this.
We should bring in more scrub big men; they make good curse fodder.
by dan_the_man on Dec 19, 2010 11:32 PM PST up reply actions
Not with a baby due in August in Fresno.
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Ah, I thought you were somewhere outside of Portland
But I couldn’t remember where.
August in Fresno. Yikes. The good news is, naked is free.
We should bring in more scrub big men; they make good curse fodder.
The things that probably make most sense are
FG%, FT%, maybe assists.
I’m giving up on points, blocks and 3pts.
We should bring in more scrub big men; they make good curse fodder.
by dan_the_man on Dec 19, 2010 11:03 PM PST up reply actions
What would you want for him?
I’d like to have him, but I’m afraid he might fall off and/or get injured.
We should bring in more scrub big men; they make good curse fodder.
by dan_the_man on Dec 19, 2010 11:09 PM PST up reply actions
My original idea was Manu/Ariza for Iggy/Hedo
Doesn’t really make sense with your cats though, does it?
I don't want Ariza
If I were you I’d just drop him. He’s killing your %s.
We should bring in more scrub big men; they make good curse fodder.
by dan_the_man on Dec 19, 2010 11:13 PM PST up reply actions
I don't think I've lost FG% more than once this year
He’s worth it for the rebs and steals.
Is Iggy available?
Everyone on my team is available for the right things
Although Iggy is obviously worth a lot to me. Duh.
I may be off again in a couple minutes, so we might have to work more later.
We should bring in more scrub big men; they make good curse fodder.
by dan_the_man on Dec 19, 2010 11:17 PM PST up reply actions
I know, right?
We should bring in more scrub big men; they make good curse fodder.
by dan_the_man on Dec 19, 2010 11:19 PM PST up reply actions
so… 2 days till a fanpost saying we should sign him
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Dec 19, 2010 11:07 PM PST up reply actions
hd vs cloudy for the magnum (fantasy) football championship!
it’s on like donkey kong
Super Rodgers Bros.
#20
Pffffffttttt
I am the Wesleyest of them all, after the real.Wesley.
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I am not going to complain, my 11-2 had a significant amount of luck involved. However, it did feel extraordinarily cruel to have three 120+ point weeks going into the playoffs, then just get dominated…
stupid receivers.
i keep dancing on my own
my god that was annoying when they tried that during the seachickens-niners game
Super Rodgers Bros.
#20
it was pretty subtle background music, loud enough to be heard, but quiet enough so you could still here the commentators/crowd
Super Rodgers Bros.
#20
they play background music during EVERY camera shot except during live play. it’s awful
Super Rodgers Bros.
#20
so not Wesley
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I don't understand who is making money from this move
But I also didn’t really read the article.
We should bring in more scrub big men; they make good curse fodder.
by dan_the_man on Dec 19, 2010 11:25 PM PST up reply actions
I got a banner from the 99 cent store that says LAUGHTER
Plus I am getting 99 cent wooden frames for my drawings. Will blanket the wall with them.

#20
At least
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Never accidentally hold the return key while in the middle of a post.
At least Laughter is spelled correctly.
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Niiiiiiice.
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Vaulted ceilings.
They keep you safe.
Vault… Safe…
Is this thing on?
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It was worth it.
:p
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Dave's got a new mainpage post up.
Here.
Might want to keep the discussion over in that thread though. And congratulations to Corvid, Douglast and Southern Oregon.
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How is SO gonna Mod when his hamster dies all the time?
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Dec 19, 2010 11:42 PM PST up reply actions
GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!!!!!!!
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Dec 19, 2010 11:51 PM PST up reply actions
Gosh mods take the fun out of everything.
by Cablinasian on Dec 19, 2010 11:44 PM PST up reply actions
you are multiplying… how am I gonna get away with anything now?
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Dec 19, 2010 11:49 PM PST up reply actions
I was having fun being an undercover mod
by southern oregon on Dec 19, 2010 11:53 PM PST up reply actions
how long does it take you to call up the Mod screen? do you measure in hours or days?
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Dec 19, 2010 11:54 PM PST up reply actions
I am getting a new hamster and however fast the cellphone connection is set up soon
I am so looking forward to ditching the land line and dialup nonsense
by southern oregon on Dec 19, 2010 11:58 PM PST up reply actions
it took every ounce of strength I had left today not to comment “tl;dr” in Daves post
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Dec 19, 2010 11:53 PM PST up reply actions
I'm not a big fan of Westerns, but I'm gonna make an exception for that one
coenbros.fangrrrl
Wiggada Wiggada Zers!
hmm looks half decent
Still on the Greg Oden bandwagon. "Whenever I feel like I can compete with the best."
by GiantBlazer on Dec 19, 2010 11:50 PM PST up reply actions
I’ll bet DTL has an idol-like seconds countdown to when he gets to see it.
by Section323 on Dec 20, 2010 10:31 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
That's awful(ly funny).
"They say it has no memory. That’s where I want to live the rest of my life. A warm place with no memory."
by AK1984 on Dec 20, 2010 1:00 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Who would have predicted Blake having the worst season of all Blazer PG's still in the league?
2010-2011 PER
Andre Miller: 19.16
Jerryd Bayless: 15.64
Patrick Mills: 11.76
Jarrett Jack: 11.37
Sebastian Telfair: 10.76
Armon Johnson: 10.15
Steve Blake: 9.12
by Nick Van Excellent on Dec 19, 2010 11:50 PM PST reply actions
I keep saying we need Jarrett Jack back.
And these stats… Well, I’ll figure out some excuse eventually.
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It doesn't really take defense into account, so there's that.
by Nick Van Excellent on Dec 20, 2010 12:02 AM PST up reply actions
We need Jack back because he's just about to hit his Billups years
get him now, or he’ll be untouchable!
by hoodieNation on Dec 20, 2010 9:10 AM PST up reply actions
lol
Someone show Brandon!
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I’m mostly interested in seeing if Jerryd does learn how to shoot the three. He’s at 36% for the year, but the trend right now is definitely downward.
i keep dancing on my own
yeah, not counting Miller
how far back do you have to go? I remember liking Damon for awhile. Me and my dad would guess who would get to 20 first when we were going to a game. It was always Damon or Sheed.
by hoodieNation on Dec 20, 2010 9:28 AM PST up reply actions
I really liked Greg Anthony
Sure things might not be looking great right now, but look on the bright side. I have liquor.
by Tyler Durrden on Dec 20, 2010 9:29 AM PST up reply actions
not that he was a pg, but what year did we have Jimmy Jackson?
that was the year I became a real fan. Seems like forever ago.
by hoodieNation on Dec 20, 2010 9:32 AM PST up reply actions
that had to be '98 or '99?
Sure things might not be looking great right now, but look on the bright side. I have liquor.
by Tyler Durrden on Dec 20, 2010 9:41 AM PST up reply actions
it was worth it to see it in 3D
Ever since i watched it tho it makes me wanna light disc suckas left and right
She'll be right.
just take some e and throw these around at people, it's basically the same thing.

by hoodieNation on Dec 20, 2010 9:00 AM PST up reply actions
DTL hates you now for liking something in 3D
Always intense.
by dario argento on Dec 20, 2010 9:17 AM PST up reply actions
don't you know that DTL reality is only 2d and black and white?
by hoodieNation on Dec 20, 2010 9:33 AM PST up reply actions
fladg hominem
Sure things might not be looking great right now, but look on the bright side. I have liquor.
by Tyler Durrden on Dec 20, 2010 9:42 AM PST up reply actions
flag for talking about talking about someone.
Always intense.
by dario argento on Dec 20, 2010 9:54 AM PST up reply actions
dang!
are you a mod now?
Sure things might not be looking great right now, but look on the bright side. I have liquor.
by Tyler Durrden on Dec 20, 2010 9:58 AM PST up reply actions
Maybe. There's so many now I can't keep track of em.'
Always intense.
by dario argento on Dec 20, 2010 10:03 AM PST up reply actions
and now you're into SO? You're just begging to get banned buddy! Watch yourself!
Sure things might not be looking great right now, but look on the bright side. I have liquor.
by Tyler Durrden on Dec 20, 2010 10:19 AM PST up reply actions
I look forward to office hours with Corvid when people get warned. Come in, have some cookies, ...

by Norsktroll on Dec 20, 2010 12:11 AM PST reply actions 2 recs
I just about died when I saw her in the movie
She was EXACTLY as I imagined her when I read the books.
Wiggada Wiggada Zers!
I always liked this version
(Thanks Mortski, for bringing it to my attention.)
Wiggada Wiggada Zers!
i leave for a minute and there's 400 new comments O M G
by portlandgiirl91 on Dec 20, 2010 12:29 AM PST reply actions
Oh great, I play Mortimer in FBB this week and he has 10 more games because none of my guys play on Thursday, Friday or Saturday
you get the easy matchup in FFB though.
by Cablinasian on Dec 20, 2010 12:30 AM PST up reply actions
My roster is depleted with Denver becoming unstable. Maybe a little chance if one guy goes wild, or my TE gets 20 again.
I kinda hope BRP freezes in the non-playoff teams though. I can’t check every day this week so see when Tom or Prez drop all guys ;-)
You're gonna do so bad, Norsk
If I was you, I’d just sit my key players so you don’t risk them getting hurt.
#20
Interesting interview
Delusions of recapturing his former grandeur. Might not be delusions with how much Otis likes him.
I hope he does well in Orlando. He's one of those guys, like Sheed, that I like
in spite of himself.
#52--------I believe in Greg Oden
Lewis and VC are not exactly defensive aces but if I was the other coach I would be designing plays to drive around Gilbert and get fouls on Howard now that thet the dont really have a back up center
by southern oregon on Dec 20, 2010 12:49 AM PST up reply actions
Yeah, that is the big hole they have now
Which is why I advise trading Jameer for a legit defensive 4/5 to share the load with him.
Gilbert seems more, well, loony than Rasheed.
"They say it has no memory. That’s where I want to live the rest of my life. A warm place with no memory."
Yeah, I agree. I like Gilbert but I looooooove Rasheed even though he did make
me cry when he threw a towel in Sabas’ face.
#52--------I believe in Greg Oden
Exactly, that's how I see it.
"They say it has no memory. That’s where I want to live the rest of my life. A warm place with no memory."
Rasheed is just an ill-tempered guy with a short fuse, while Gilbert is an offbeat sort of ...
guy who, in spite of his moments of lunacy, means well at heart. Now, with that said, I think it’s easier to read Rasheed and not have to worry about him causing turmoil, which makes him less of a risk as an employer.
"They say it has no memory. That’s where I want to live the rest of my life. A warm place with no memory."
I like that he pooped in his teammate's shoe.
That’s just cuhrazy.
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Wait, what?
Gilbert Arenas like, uh, literally “pooped” — which is a word that makes my skin crawl for some crazy reason — in a teammate’s shoe?
"They say it has no memory. That’s where I want to live the rest of my life. A warm place with no memory."
You found it, too.
But yeah, that’s craziness.
"They say it has no memory. That’s where I want to live the rest of my life. A warm place with no memory."
Yeah, his mind is askew.
I’d take the hot-headed Sheed over the batty Agent Zero all 7 days of the week.
"They say it has no memory. That’s where I want to live the rest of my life. A warm place with no memory."
Not to that degree, no.
"They say it has no memory. That’s where I want to live the rest of my life. A warm place with no memory."
I couldn't make that up.
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Okay, I found the article.
http://voices.washingtonpost.com/dcsportsbog/2010/11/gilbert_arenas_discusses_his_s.html
Here’s a quote from Gilbert himself.
“I understand what people think because of the perception of me. They read the funny stuff, like me taking a crap in [teammate] Andray Blatche’s shoes. But nobody is going to ask what Andray did to deserve it. You read about it because that’s when I’m at my goofiest, when I’m around my teammates. I don’t get in trouble outside of this building. You are not going to catch me drinking and driving, or picking up prostitutes. People don’t see what my teammates see, the guy who is in here three times a day working out. That’s the guy they don’t see.”
Wow, um, I’d rather he do the things he knocks than crap in a teammate’s shoe.
I’m biased, though.
"They say it has no memory. That’s where I want to live the rest of my life. A warm place with no memory."
I've seen a lot guys on a team do a lot worse to each other
that’s pretty tame actually
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by Sexual Tyrannosaurus on Dec 20, 2010 1:25 AM PST up reply actions
Maybe so, although that may explain why I prefer working alone.
I mean, look, if somebody took a dump in my shoe, then I’d flip out.
"They say it has no memory. That’s where I want to live the rest of my life. A warm place with no memory."
Watching some Party Down episodes.
Loved the one in Season 2 with Paul Scheer as Martin Starr’s old writing parnter and Dave Gruber Allen as the oddball sci-fi writer.
"They say it has no memory. That’s where I want to live the rest of my life. A warm place with no memory."
Someone hacked my Paypal account
Lame.
Changed my password and submitted my claim and all that.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Blocks the transaction
I got a notification from Paypal of a potentially fraudulent transaction (to a legit company btw, some place called Valve Software) because there had been random transfers of money into my account (which I didn’t authorize either) from two people I’ve never heard of.
I submitted my claim and also e-mail the company (since as I said they are a legit company) warning them that this transaction was not mine.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Valve software is Steam
It’s a huge video game marketplace for the PC. It’s also a place that’s popular for kids (?) to make fraudulent transactions, so banks look at them closely.
Whatever the case I haven't bought anything from them before
And of course the tip is the 4 inflows to my Paypal account which I didn’t authorize or expect, all of which are for the exact same amount.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
Whatever the case
Made my password stronger, changed my security questions, all that.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
that’s crappy, I’m sorry dude. glad you caught it though, and Paypal is pretty damn good about user safety.
Still on the Greg Oden bandwagon. "Whenever I feel like I can compete with the best."
They caught it
No big deal. Annoying mainly.
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My vote for the most nonsensical recent rumor is the one about Nash
That makes less sense than trying to acquire Hedo. Do they think we reach the WCF if we have Nash teamed up with Roy this year? Next year? Nash is a pro’s pro and does all kinds of stuff to stay healthy so he might be able to still play at a fairly high level for 2-3 more years, but how long will his already strained back hold up? And who will play defense in a Nash-Roy lineup?
Agree 100%
It is entirely nonsensical unless they are simply looking for the Blazers to play entertaining ball and want to keep up the sellout streak. Basketball wise, it’s just stupid.
The only way I can see it making a skerrick of sense is if we trade Roy for Nash, with us giving up some talent and them giving us some bad contracts. Then we would be a running team (which I’m not in favour of). Even then we have Nate, so unless you are changing up players and the coaching staff at the same time, it makes no sense.
I just don’t get it at all. We’ve all heard Nate talk about how great Nash is, but here? With these players and him as coach? Please no.
If you think the politics in (insert your country) are bad, rejoice, you could be in Belorussia
The benevolent dictator cough President goes to the “election”. He got 80 percent. He’s in office for 16 years.

The opposition protests. For two hours, he let them.

Then police forces in riot gear marched on, some with metal shields. Sadly, this is an AP photo an not a Photoshop. Scary.

What, you disagree with our President??? Come here!

The main candidate of the opposition was soundly beaten. Literally.

That one photo totally does look photoshopped
The statue and shields look weird. And the background.
I believe it’s a real photo though, and it’s just a combo of the snow and lighting.
#20
Yeah, that lighting with the snowy sky makes it so scary looking. Really like out of a movie or theater play.
And there are videos where they bang the shields together. Not much has changed since the days of the Roman legions.
The statue at least is Lenin and not the President, but still makes for an odd scenario.
They should just play basketball against each other. The greatest game or series of Ha's career.
Or hold a whole Olympics. The world would watch that. And it would finance some of the reconstruction in the north.
Mazel tov to the new mods
And best of luck keeping us down.
We should bring in more scrub big men; they make good curse fodder.
I watched for a bit
Sometime into the 2nd or possibly the 3rd season. I lost interest.
We should bring in more scrub big men; they make good curse fodder.
Chur
Keeping this in mind:
I want FG%, FT%, maybe assists.
I’m giving up on points, blocks and 3pts.
What do you have in mind?
Holy crap. You have some terrible FT shooters.
We should bring in more scrub big men; they make good curse fodder.
I still have a headache from our last trade talks
I want steals and points, but I also want to make a trade cos I get bored at looking at the same old names every week.
I could give you points from the venerable Nick Young
For the old, washed up Steve Nash.
We should bring in more scrub big men; they make good curse fodder.
You happen to want a category that is my puntiest punt
I shoot 70% from the line, next worst is 74%. I’m intentionally terrible. That is why I offer Manu – he shoots a high % on a lot of attempts. I want Iggy but in reality Manu is performing at a higher level.
Really depends on how much you like Manu. I can give you assists along with him, to some degree.
Manu for Iggy might be good for me
My only concern is losing boards. Lemme think about that.
We should bring in more scrub big men; they make good curse fodder.
My original trade was in part to make up for the difference between Manu and Iggy
Although the difference between Ariza and Turk is probably less, so long as you like steals. Unfortunately you’re already pretty good in that regard.
I'm great in steals
The only week I lost there was when that coward ran the table on me.
I really don’t want Ariza. I don’t know. Your players mostly look pretty unexciting to me, even though your team is doing well.
We should bring in more scrub big men; they make good curse fodder.
Are you proposing Iggy + Turk for Manu?
We should bring in more scrub big men; they make good curse fodder.
No, I just wasn't sure if that's what you're saying
We should bring in more scrub big men; they make good curse fodder.
I do hate the Turk, and I almost dropped him a while ago anyway
But I’m hopeful he’ll improve on the Magic, so now I’m hesitant to ditch him.
We should bring in more scrub big men; they make good curse fodder.
Yeah, I've definitely compared myself to KP already
I think I need to gamble on something. In Turk’s case, keeping him and hoping for an improvement with new scenery feels like the right move.
We should bring in more scrub big men; they make good curse fodder.
I wasn't going to say anything
I wasn’t sure if the smell was travelling through the internets or all the way across the ocean. Either way, it’s doing the job.
We should bring in more scrub big men; they make good curse fodder.
I guess you'll have to go back to your other screen name

We should bring in more scrub big men; they make good curse fodder.
the finals 3 guys you draft are easy to drop
the guys you drafted higher are much harder to get rid of. I believe it’s called the sunk cost fallacy.
#52
ha, I said the same thing about his roster
once you get past his top 4 (which are hard to steal from him) it’s very “meh”.
#52
Surely it's past top 4
Rondo, Dwight, Manu, Horf, Hibbert, Griffin.
After that I’ll admit it is a lot of questionable guys who fill my cats. My top 6 is good. I don’t even know why I’m defending my roster when I’m 2nd in the league, but here we are.
The way I look at your roster is indicative of why I'm getting my butt kicked
I’m not doing a good job transitioning from what I’d want on a real team, to what I need for a fantasy team.
We should bring in more scrub big men; they make good curse fodder.
I'm pretty committed to my strategy and it's paying off so far
I also enjoy rooting for almost all of my guys. Nate is an exception till Rondo gets back.
for the right pieces
and I’m pretty sure we came to the conclusion that we don’t have the right pieces for each other
#52
You just need to man up and take Horford
He is perfect but for a half block or so.
If you are punting steals then trading Curry seems like a good idea. Horford is pretty good value, although you might be able to get more.
speaking of fantasy basketball
all my point guards sure did pick a poor time to get hurt. I lost assists by 10, points by ~90 and my FT% was 12 points below normal but I had Nash and Stuckey out for a game each plus Curry out the whole week. Something tells me they would have helped me win those categories
#52
I'd like to have a serious conversations with all of John Wall's lower extremity joints
We should bring in more scrub big men; they make good curse fodder.
Bad week for point guards in general
My point guard, Rondo, is now hurt.
"You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"- Dirty Harry
i see durant's three point pct is almost up to 30%
Michael Jordan is the Nicolas Batum of America
Andre Miller is da bomb; he is also the greatest thing since sliced bread and more american than apple pie
Hey Rudy! The spinning fade-a-way doesn't work!
If you go to the Groupon NYC gift shop, new member subscriptions to ESPN Insider/Magazine can be had for 13 bucks for the year.
i keep dancing on my own
That's expensive
go here
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drinking mine now. mmmmm coffeeeee.
Always intense.
by dario argento on Dec 20, 2010 9:25 AM PST up reply actions
going for my second cup right now
mmmm French press
by hoodieNation on Dec 20, 2010 9:26 AM PST up reply actions
vikings punter re: tcf bank field (where MNF will be played tonight)
Kluwe: “The field is as hard as concrete an hour and a half after they took the tarp off, and anyone that hits their head is getting a concussion. … I find it interesting that the NFL can claim an emphasis on player safety, and then tell us the field is fine. It’s beyond hypocritical. … I can only hope, however unlikely, that no one gets catastrophically injured at the trainwreck that’s about to take place tomorrow night.”
i keep dancing on my own
the difference between this and prior cold games is that there’s been no grounds crew there for a full month.
i keep dancing on my own
I know
And I’ve fallen on a rock hard football field in the winter before (playing flag football in the snow at Grinnell) and it hurts (and I wasn’t hit to the ground, just fell).
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
i don't know where I read this as well
but the difference between this game and stuff like the Ice Bowl is that the players then were basically sunday duffers, compared to today’s modern killing machines. It’s pretty scary.
i keep dancing on my own
that sounds really bad
Sure things might not be looking great right now, but look on the bright side. I have liquor.
by Tyler Durrden on Dec 20, 2010 9:53 AM PST up reply actions
Yeah they only really care about concussions to a point
Still all about making that $.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
still, I want my concussions the old fashioned way. Good old dirty, helmet to helmet contact, not from hitting the ground.
weak sauce.
Sure things might not be looking great right now, but look on the bright side. I have liquor.
by Tyler Durrden on Dec 20, 2010 10:00 AM PST up reply actions
on an unrelated note
Chris Kluwe has to be the coolest punter in the NFL.
—Perfect score on the SAT Verbal (turned down Harvard for UCLA)
—Plays guitar in a prog-rock band
—Is obsessed with World of Warcraft
i keep dancing on my own
your definition of cool is different than mine
I'm a grown man stuck inside the mind of a 3 year old
by The Arkitect on Dec 20, 2010 11:19 AM PST up reply actions
more mods in the jd?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"...DS is right in all of his replies..."
by Timmay! on Dec 6, 2010 12:04 AM PST up reply actions
sure
but i miss the days where prez was the only one who came around and he let stuff slide
"...DS is right in all of his replies..."
by Timmay! on Dec 6, 2010 12:04 AM PST up reply actions
Do you really think SO is going to be laying the ban hammer on people?
by hoodieNation on Dec 20, 2010 9:37 AM PST up reply actions
people that post gifs are toast. SURVIVOR SPOILZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT GO FABIO!!!!!!!!!!!!
"...DS is right in all of his replies..."
by Timmay! on Dec 6, 2010 12:04 AM PST up reply actions
woooooooooooot wooooooooooooooot
yeah I was happy with how everything turned out. And the exile Island should be interesting. They should bring Russell back.
by hoodieNation on Dec 20, 2010 9:41 AM PST up reply actions
i loooooooooooooooove russell but everyone knows his schtick now
he wouldnt last long
"...DS is right in all of his replies..."
by Timmay! on Dec 6, 2010 12:04 AM PST up reply actions
or would he?
he shouldn’t have lasted his second go around. Or did those guys not even get to see his season when they were playing with him? I can’t remember how that worked.
by hoodieNation on Dec 20, 2010 9:47 AM PST up reply actions
they hadnt seen his season yet
they were taping while his season was airing
"...DS is right in all of his replies..."
by Timmay! on Dec 6, 2010 12:04 AM PST up reply actions
Yay Paypal
Took them less than 8 hours to decide that the transactions made in my account were indeed fraudulent. Thanks guys.
"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
hehehehehehehe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxfLIC6AAoA&NR=1
"...DS is right in all of his replies..."
by Timmay! on Dec 6, 2010 12:04 AM PST up reply actions
You think we handle snow badly
Try the UK:

"Good evening Blazer fans, wherever you may be!"-Bill Schonely
my FFIL is going to be so pissed. Him and the wife are going ot Orlando day after Xmas and they are meeting her brother there. He was already pretty torqued
because his Bro in law waited too long to decide when he was flying down and my in-laws tickets went from $300 per to over $800. Now her brother might not even get out of the country…
Sure things might not be looking great right now, but look on the bright side. I have liquor.
by Tyler Durrden on Dec 20, 2010 9:58 AM PST up reply actions
Though admittedly situation seems to be really unusually bad around the Baltic Sea
No flights from Hamburg today either
wow, Matt Howard of Butler has killer numbers so far this year against a good schedule. Can’t really see him as an NBA-er though.
Someone has to replace Brian Cardinal one of these days.
"They say it has no memory. That’s where I want to live the rest of my life. A warm place with no memory."
I think we could use some fresh Junk if anyone is feeling it.
Give a man a fire, he'll be warm for a day. Light a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
let’s cuddle then.
Give a man a fire, he'll be warm for a day. Light a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
by EvilKaramazov on Dec 20, 2010 10:20 AM PST up reply actions
I’m almost positive you were going to link this though
Give a man a fire, he'll be warm for a day. Light a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
by EvilKaramazov on Dec 20, 2010 10:25 AM PST up reply actions
interesting
Rick Pitino is taking on another rebuilding project.
The only men’s college basketball coach to lead three teams to the Final Four has agreed to coach the Puerto Rico national team next summer in the FIBA Tournament of the Americas with an eye toward qualifying for the 2012 Olympics.
i keep dancing on my own
Give a man a fire, he'll be warm for a day. Light a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
lerooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooy
"...DS is right in all of his replies..."
by Timmay! on Dec 6, 2010 12:04 AM PST up reply actions
by Dirty Socks on Dec 20, 2010 10:34 AM PST up reply actions
I'm pretty sure this was on the review of SO's application for Mod:
Get a 22 cal revolver that will safely chamber shorts,find a rattlesnake and casually shoot from the hip in its direction,the bullet will be moving slow enough that the snake will strike at it and you get a head shot every time
by southern oregon on Jul 19, 2010 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Give a man a fire, he'll be warm for a day. Light a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
TWSS
Harry Bosch: "Everybody counts....or nobody counts."
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