Junkity Junk Junk.
Some fun plays off of people's names:
Post any you can think of in the comments.
I wish that 69 seconds wouldn't say 1 minute 9 secs because I wanted to make it 69 seconds long so they'd say "69 secs."
(This video is not at all meant to target particular people in the JD. Any resemblance real or imaginary is entirely coincidental.)