A drunk friend of mine sent me a text at 3:30 AM and scared the Shavlik out of me with the following succinct and frightening message: "Armon and Nic to Boston for rights to Shaq and future 2nd round pick." I groggily processed this information and once it clicked in the cognizant center of my brain, I fell out of my bed and bashed my knee on the corner of my bed post (do knee injuries extend to Blazers fans also?) trying to get to my computer. As I searched online for this travesty, thoughts streamed through my head but none were truly clear as my mind squealed "WHYYYYY?" like a wounded Nancy Kerrigan. I was confused and deathly afraid.
Then my mind woke up and my internet search obviously yielded very little. I realized that this "friend" was really kind of a turd. And I didn't like him much for exactly these kinds of reasons. He also finds himself super amusing. But it got me thinking, what would be the worst (and plausible) headline you could imagine seeing on the front page of blazersedge? Any worst case scenarios that your mind still holds out as possible and devastating?