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How to drive in snow:

 

  • The first step is to not clean your car properly. That means that you will leave snow everywhere and just scrape a little circle on the driver's side so you can see just right in front of you. Do not clean the whole window including the back windows and side mirrors. Best of all though leave all the snow on top of your car so that when you are driving, large amounts of packed snow can fall on other cars and possibly cause them to wreck.
  • The next thing you want to do in order to cause an accident is to hit the break lots of times and really hard. Don't tap the breaks lightly or try to avoid hitting them at all which is what safe drivers do, you want to make sure to skid past the red light and run into the car in front of you. In addition, go really fast and fly into a ditch.

  • Remember that you own an SUV; therefore, you are KING OF THE ROAD and nothing can stop you. Go ahead and speed, making sure to change lots of lanes which increases your chance of an accident much more likely. Follow other cars very closely and drive aggressively. Hey, it's not your fault other cars did not get anti-lock breaks or 4WD!

  • If you follow these DO NOT's in bad weather, I can almost guarantee that you will increase your chances of possibly killing yourself and other's.

  • Hopefully, after reading these tips you will be able to perform just like these drivers in our area:

     

     

    Finally, I leave you with a question to ponder from the Philosoraptor

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