So, since I promised to make a Junk Drawer after tblazers roughly 92 months ago, I decided there's no better time to do it than right now. Now that the season is in full swing and we have plenty of things to be worried about, it seems like it would be a good time for a JD about something really awesome. Hear me out after the jump.Everyone knows I love shoes (if you didn't already know that, I question your Bedger knowledge), so this is the perfect opportunity to make an Official Shoes JD. However, instead of going on and on about my own shoes -- which are obviously in a league of their own -- I will educate you on who has the best and worst kicks in the NBA. This is very serious business so pay attention!
Now, even though I often love/hate players irrationally, I will not let those feelings effect the scores of their kicks. Shoes deserve respect and dammit, that's what they will get. They will be scored on a scale of 1-10.
My first victim is rookie John Wall with his new signature shoe, the Reebok Zigtech Slash. Whuck?
Yeah....First of all, the zigtech is terrible and so is the pattern on the side. I think a little less blue would help, but the design would still be hideous. If you thought they couldn't get any worse, you were wrong. Although I just made much better ones for this contest.
I'm not entirely sure how I feel about these. I don't really care for the strap across the toe. The other colorways might be a little better, but I'm just not a big fan.
Here we have Derrick "MVP" Rose's Signature AdiZero
I like the three stripes down the heel instead of the side and the shine is cool. Overall I think they are decent...for Adidas.
Here are Dwight Howard's Beast kicks
They look kind of bulky to me even though they are a very light shoe. The all black is definitely the best colorway, while the all blue is....very blue. Smurf-like, even.
Here are Kobe "My face is so very punchable" Bryant's Nike Zoom Kobe V
Sigh. It pains me to say this but....I really like his kicks. These ones are purty cool lookin’. They are simple and low tops are rare, which I like. That's all I can say about his shoes without wanting to punch myself for complimenting him more than I need to.
Nic Batum is next with his new...interesting kicks
Oh, Nic. It's a good thing you are adorable 'cause these shoes are not. The stitching hurts my eyes and there are too many different shades of red. The blue shell toe is a major turn off as well. Too gaudy! Not a good look. Sorry, Nic. The white ones are better, but the old Frenchy 88 ones are the real winners.
Here we have the league's savior, Kevin Durant. These are the Nike Zoom KD III
Harumph. I like KD's shoes quite a bit as well. The punchout on the tongue is a neat touch and they aren't too busy. This colorway is much better than the dorky orange clown shoes the entire OKC team wore during a game last season. The less orange on these kicks the better. Kudos to Durant for having cool shoes and scoring a lot of points.
Next, we have our very own Brandon Roy
B-Roy can (still) do no wrong in my book and these shoes are no exception. It’s too bad BRP didn’t steal some from his locker for me.
Last and certainly least, we have Lebron "King D-Bag" James. It’s basically impossible to pick a pair, since he pretty much wears a different one every other game. Here are the LeBron 8's
Man alive. The shoes are pretty cool, but the dumb lion on the tongue ruins them. That prevents me from being able to score these any higher.
Bonus: Steve Nash's kicks
Now it’s your turn. What are your favorite NBA kicks? How about favorite pair that you own? Ones you would kill to own? Ugliest shoes you’ve ever seen?
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