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ESPN: Rip-City

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"ESPN Rip City" -- Wall-to-wall Blazers coverage delivered in the most ingratiating way possible for those soccer mom fanatics from Portland. That's right, gushing hyperbole about every Blazer combined with vitriolic attacks on every media member who dares to cross them! Running features include, "Brandon Roy vs. Michael Jordan: Closer Than You Think," "Why Wesley Matthews Was a Bigger Summer Signing Than LeBron" and "Oden vs. Durant: This Isn't Over Yet." We already have that... its called Blazersedge. Just Kidding. You think maybe he's gotten a few hate-mail e-mails from Blazer fans? Hilarious concept, though. By the way, if the exact website he described was real, I would read it .... religiously. I would have it bookmarked and create a profile and everything.